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On Feb. 11, the state House of Representatives press office sent out a news release saying a committee chaired by Maui Democrat Kaniela Ing has received “almost 4,000 pieces of written testimony” on a single package of bills. What do the bills concern? A. Tax reform B. Gambling legalization C. Marine life D. Hawaii’s Health Connector E. Marijuana legalization

2. In a news release dated Feb. 10, the state Department of Commerce and Consumer Affairs announced a number of fines against local firms, one of which was Maui-based Hawaii Pacific Solar. According to the news release, what al-

Board within thirty (30) days of any judgment.” B. “Aiding and abetting an unlicensed person to perform activities requiring a license.” C. “Performing work outside the scope of their licenses.” D. “Failing to adhere to a law in a manner such that the licensing authority deems the holder of the license to be an unfit or improper person to hold the license.” E. “Obtaining a license or permit through fraud or deceit.”

3. On Friday, Feb. 13, local residents gathered for a protest in Wailuku. What were they protesting? A. The county’s legal defense of the antiGMO initiative. B. County Corporation Counsel Patrick Wong. C. The imprisonment of medical marijuana activist Brian Murphy. D. The apparent lack of progress in restoring stream flows. E. Governor David Ige’s recent nominee for director of the Department of Land & Natural Resources

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EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCIES OPPOSE GIVING MEDIA ACCESS TO DISASTER ZONES Hat tip to former MauiTime contributor/ current Big Island Press Club VP Denise Laitinen for alerting us to Senate Bill 533. The bill, which is currently in the hands of the Senate Judiciary and Labor Committee, seeks to provide “duly authorized” members of the media access to areas closed by emergency personnel during disasters. It’s under heavy assault from law enforcement and emergency management agencies statewide. Here’s the relevant portion of the bill that’s causing so much trouble: “Nothing in this section shall prevent a duly authorized representative of any news service, newspaper, radio station, television station, or online news distribution network, under the supervision of emergency management agency personnel, from entering an area closed pursuant to this section; provided that the State and counties shall not be held liable for any injury or damage to person or property arising from the entering of the area. News media shall be given all reasonable access and assistance in accessing the area closed pursuant to this section. When full access cannot be reasonably granted, a pool writer, pool photographer, and pool videographer shall be designated to gather and disseminate information.” The bill came about to prevent the kinds of harsh restrictions imposed on reporters trying to cover the recent lava flows on the Big Island from happening when other disasters strike. “When the lava crossed Apaa Street in Pahoa, the media were not allowed to interview or photograph the residents who lived nearby and to tell their stories,” Stirling Morita, the president of the Society of Professional Journalists’ Hawaii Chapter, wrote in his Feb. 5 testimony on SB 533. “The media were

WILL COP UNION WIN AGAIN ON POLICE MISCONDUCT EXEMPTION? Yeah, we can’t believe it either: Senate Bill 497 “Repeals the privacy exemption within the Uniform Information Practices Act [UIPA] for county police department officers,” according to the bill text. It was introduced on Jan. 23 by small handful of state Senators, including Maui’s own Roz Baker, D–South Maui. Myriad organizations have submitted testimony in favor of the bill. Here's a sampling: • Hawaii State Commission on the Status of Women: “Two national studies have found domestic violence occurs more frequently in families with a police officer. However, victims are often silenced and afraid to come forward for fear they will not be believed. In domestic violence cases involving

misconduct as to other public employees who have been suspended for misconduct. There is no compelling public benefit from keeping secret the name of any public employee who has been suspended for misconduct.” • Domestic Violence Action Center: “As public servants charged with the critical and life altering role of responding to domestic violence in our community’s homes, it is essential that our law enforcement officers are accountable to those they serve in their professional capacity.” • SPJ, Hawaii Chapter: “We have long maintained that the names of suspended police officers should be released. One way to tell if police commissions and police chiefs are doing the the [sic] correct job of disciplining officers is to know who was disciplined. Serious violations are seemingly met with minor suspensions, and it would be helpful to know who the suspended officers are. Also this would shine PHOTO COURTESY LEGOALBERT / WIKIMEDIA COMMONS

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also shunted from Kaohe Homesteads. In both cases, lava did not impact any structures. The media were also not allowed to get photographs or interview the resident whose house was burnt down by the lava flow. This caused deadline pressures for many to get the story out.” Sherry Bracken, a radio reporter who covers the Big Island for Hawaii Public Radio, agreed, and submitted her own written comment in favor of the bill. “I support revising Act 111 per this bill to give media reasonable access even in case of emergency,” Bracken said. “Under 111, the State/County can eliminate any independent media coverage of major events, which is not in the public interest. Thanks for your consideration. It is critical for an independent media to be able to report. I have no objection to a pooled arrangement for safety reasons.” The requirement that this bill pertain to “duly authorized” media should have comforted law enforcement types, since they’re the one’s who “authorize” local reporters with press passes to cover crime scenes and so forth (the requirements for a pass typically include a criminal background check). But no. “The purpose of ordering an evacuation is to ensure public safety and welfare by removing people from the path or impacts of a hazard,” said Doug Mayne, the Hawaii Emergency Management Agency Administrator, in his Feb. 4 testimony against SB 533. “One purpose of establishing a restricted area is to keep non-residents out of an affected area to ensure the security and safety of area residents. Allowing news media free access to these restricted areas could place them in great danger, and could endanger the lives of first responders should the person get into difficulty.” Numerous other agencies, including the Honolulu Police Department and the state Department of Transportation, also oppose the bill.

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police officers, public disclosure and transparency of those misconduct and disciplinary records are needed to ensure public trust and safety. Further, repealing this exemption is consistent with our state constitution and is consistent with how all other government employees are treated under UIPA.” • League of Women Voters: “UIPA should apply exactly the same way to county police officers who have been suspended for

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So far, just one organization opposes it: the State of Hawaii Organization of Police Ofﬁcers (SHOPO), the all-powerful police union that not only succeeded in getting the special exemption passed by the Legislature back in 1996. “Finally, release of officers’ names that have been suspended may have a chilling effect on the extent of action taken by officers who often have to make split second decisions,” SHOPO President Tenari Maafala said in his Feb. 5 written testimony on the bill to the Senate Committee on Public Safety, Intergovernmental & Military Affairs. “It impacts not only the officers but their families, too. Though other employees are subject to release of their names for suspensions, rarely, if ever, does that happen because of the level of news worthiness.” The bill still lives, but given SHOPO’s past success in getting meaningful reforms like this squashed, we’re holding our breath. ■

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REP. TULSI GABBARD’S GETTING WHA? Last week two email messages from the office of Representative Tulsi Gabbard, D–Hawaii, fell into my already bursting inbox. The first wasn’t surprising at all: “Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard (HI-02) today applauded President [Barack] Obama for signing the Clay Hunt Suicide Prevention for American Veterans (SAV) Act into law,” the Feb. 12 email stated. “As an Army National Guard Soldier and veteran, it breaks my heart to know that there is an average of 22 who take their own life, every day,” Gabbard said in the email. “This is a clear indication that the current system is failing our veterans. Today, we are taking one important step forward in improving care for our veterans.” Though certainly good news (especially if the bill actually does make life easier for troubled vets), that message paled in shock value when compared to the email I got three days later–the full text of a Feb. 15 Honolulu Star-Advertiser story describing in considerable detail Gabbard’s impending marriage to cinematographer Abraham Williams. Wha? Sure, the article is respectful (it’s titled “Quiet, low-key approach to love suits congresswoman just fine), but what happened to the Rep. Gabbard whose first announcement of her second marriage didn’t even name the groom-to-be? Or the Gabbard who, through a spokesperson, tersely refused to comment on the 2013 article in The Hill newspaper that listed her as the sixth most beautiful person in Washington? “I don’t understand that, I don’t pay attention to that noise,” said Gabbard in the new Star-Advertiser article. “Both Abraham

and I are generally kind of private people. He has nothing to do with politics. He’s a humble, great guy who doesn’t want to be in the limelight, so this is something new to the both of us.” Um, okay then. According to the story, the Gabbard-Williams wedding will take place April 9 on Oahu’s windward side. -Anthony Pignataro

LAHAINALUNA HIGH STUDENTS HAVE BIG SCHOLARSHIP OPTIONS The Lahaina Restoration Foundation is offering $35,000 in scholarships for current and former Lahainaluna High School students for the 2015-2016 school year, according to a Feb. 13 news release from the nonprofit organization. “Ten scholarships in the amount of $2,000 each and one scholarship in the amount of $2,500 will be awarded to qualifying seniors who will graduate from

Lahainaluna High School in 2015,” stated the news release. “Scholarship eligibility requirements include being accepted into an accredited four-year college or university. Additionally, five scholarships in the amount of $2,000 each and one scholarship in the amount of $2,500 will be awarded to currently enrolled full-time college or trade school students in 2015. Eligibility for these scholarships includes being an alumnus of Lahainaluna High School.” The deadline for applying is 11am on Friday, Mar. 13. You can get scholarship applications online at LahainaRestoration. org/guidelines or by visiting their office on the second floor of the Baldwin Home Museum (120 Dickenson St., Lahaina). For more information, call 808-661-3262 or email info@LahainaRestoration.org. -Anthony Pignataro ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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but it includes a lot: background check (required), text, handouts, CPR and First Aid training, lab materials and supplies, student insurance and the state certification exam. Financial assistance is available. Prospective students must be 18 or older and successfully complete a reading and math comprehension exam, undergo tuberculosis testing and pass the background check. The Maui center’s training program director is Joy Tamaribuchi, director and owner of the West Kauai Nurse Aide Training Program. Tamaribuchi, who administers certification tests to students

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Maui needs certified home health care providers to care for elderly and specialneeds individuals. A recent AARP survey determined that 85 percent of island residents feel it’s very important for those needing help with the basic tasks of life due to aging or illness to have well-trained certified home health care providers in order to remain in their own homes. To meet that need, a new training program will begin Mar. 2 at the Maui Certiﬁed Nursing Assistant Training Center in Wailuku. Curriculum for the state-licensed Maui training course will include introduction to the healthcare delivery system; basic information about human anatomy, physiology and infection control; and safety and emergency procedures. The 100-hour, three-week course includes 70 hours of supervised practical training in a laboratory or other clinical setting that will provide skills in basic nursing, personal care and restorative services. The fee for the CNA course is steep–$2,066–

of CNA classes on Maui, has an extensive background in health care. She has taught the CNA program since 2004. The program has graduated hundreds of students, and since 2012, her student pass rate for the state certification exam is 100 percent. Tamaribuchi is the former director of nursing at the Mahelona Medical Center in Kapa‘a; she also is a former residential care home operator and was a nurse practitioner for the Department of State providing primary care services to officers and family members in U.S. embassies in various countries overseas. Classes will take place 3-9:30pm weekdays, Mar. 2-20. To learn more about the course or possible financial aid, contact Tamaribuchi at 808-346-3780.

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It turns out that a person having a heart attack is usually safer to be in an ambulance headed to a hospital than to already be a patient in a hospital, according to a study by University of North Carolina researchers. It takes longer, on average, for non-ER hospital staff to comply with hospital protocols in ordering and evaluating tests (nearly three hours, according to the study) than it does for ER (and ambulance) staff, who treat every case of cardiac symptoms as life-threatening. Overall, according to a February Wall Street Journal report, the study found the mortality rate for heart-attack victims treated in emergency rooms is four percent, compared to 40 percent for patients already admitted for other reasons and then suffering heart attacks.

The man hospitalized in fair condition in January after being rammed from behind by a car while on his bicycle happened to be Darryl Isaacs, 50, one of the most ubiquitously advertising personal-injury lawyers in Louisville, Kentucky. Isaacs calls himself the “Heavy Hitter” and the “Kentucky Hammer” for his aggressiveness on behalf of, among other clients, victims of traffic collisions. The (soon-to-be-poorer) driver told police the sun got in his eyes.

ELEPHANTS IN LOVE India TV reported in January that a wild male elephant from an adjoining sanctuary had broken into the Nandan Kanan zoo in Odisha, wildly besotted with a female, Heera.

The male cast aside two other females trying to protect Heera and mated with her. The male lingered overnight until zookeepers could shoo him away. And a frisky male elephant crushed four cars in 10 days in January at Thailand’s Khao Yai National Park–the result, said a park veterinarian, of the stress of the mating season. (Only the last of the four cars was occupied, but no injuries were serious.)

the rest of America, unconnected towns can be supplied only during a four-month breather from icy sea conditions and thus received their final winter shipments last summer. The price the supplier was forced to pay then dictates pump prices until around May or June.

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In January, “Captain Mercedes,” a registered user of the Reddit.com social media site, announced he had compiled a data file cataloguing every bowel movement he had in 2014 and was offering the file to other users to design hypotheses and visual representations of the data in ways that might improve his relationship with his alimentary canal. According to the data-analysis website FiveThirtyEight.com, the “researcher” used the standard “Bristol stool scale” (seven categories of excreta, by shape and consistency) “and produced interesting hypotheses in the ensuing Reddit conversation.”

While nearly all Americans enjoy low gasoline prices, residents of sea-locked Alaskan towns (Barrow, Kotzebue, Nome, Ketchikan) have continued to pay their same hefty prices ($7 a gallon, according to one January report on Alaska Dispatch News). Though the price in Anchorage and Fairbanks resembles that in

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SUSPICIONS CONFIRMED A January examination of New York City records through NYC Open Data found that the five most common first names of taxicab drivers licensed by the city are five variations in the spelling of the name “Mohammed.” And the last McDonald’s burger to be sold in Iceland before the chain abandoned the country in 2009 has been on open display at the National Museum of Iceland and was recently moved to the Bus Hostel in Reykjavik, “still in good condition,” according to the hostel manager. “Some people have even stolen some of the fries.”

DO EDITORS STILL EXIST? Harvard University medical researcher Mark Shrime documented recently how easily made-up research can wind up in reputablesounding academic journals–by submitting an article composed by random-generating text software, supposedly about “the surgical and neoplastic role of cacao extract in breakfast cereals” (and authored by “Pinkerton A. LeBrain and Orson Welles”). Of 37 journals, 17 quickly accepted it, some feigning actually having read it, with the only catch being that Shrime would have to pay a standard $500 fee for publication. Shrime warned that some of the journals have titles dangerously close to highly respected journals and cautions journalist (and reader) skepticism.

WAIT, WHAT? Ms. Meng Wang filed a lawsuit recently in New York City against Gildan Outerwear over her disappointment with Kushyfoot Shaping Tights. In television ads, Wang wrote, a young model sashays down a city street with her eyes dreamily closed and “moans and utters highly sexually charged phrases” “including ‘That’s the spot’ and ‘so good’... passersby [stop] in their tracks to look at her with mouths agape.” Wang said the ad clearly implies that the tights produce an orgasmic sensation of some sort, wrote Gothamist.com, but that she, herself, has come up empty. ■

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Wedding Issue

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omance is in the air just about everyday on Maui. As one of the leading destinations for people wanting to get hitched, we get to see happy brides and grooms year-round. For this, our annual look at weddings, we’re proﬁling two very different recent weddings–one involving a local bride who lived here and another on a young visiting couple who combined family, ceremony and honeymoon in one trip. We’re also giving you a few tips for your dream honeymoon vacation and our own handy guide to ﬁnding wedding vendors. Planning a wedding on Maui was never better, or easier.

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Randy Chauvin and Starla Cosme Location: Maui Dragon Fruit Farm Menu: CJ’s Deli and Diner Flowers: Talia Marie Floral Design Photographer: Sean Hower Photo Coordinator: Opihi Love Hair by Ivy Campbell : Art + Soul Hair Design Dress: Cache, Wailea

The romance started at Captain Jacks We met on a perfect Lahaina Halloween night in 2012. Randy was dressed up as Where’s Waldo and I was in costume as a “Lucky Cat,” the kind you see at the entrances of Chinese restaurants. Randy was in Maui with some of his friends for a golfing trip. Since it was Halloween he decided to get a costume and hit up Front Street, and ended up at a bar called Captain Jacks. As Randy was getting a drink from the bar, he says a panda caught his atten-

tion, he ended up buying her a drink and getting her number. The panda turned out to be the Lucky Cat! The next night we went on our first date at Japengo in the Hyatt Regency in Kaanapali. Since then we have had a wonderful time together.

A midnight Makena beach proposal New Year’s Eve, right after the midnight fireworks, Randy proposed to me on Makena beach. He couldn’t think of a better way to start 2014. We set a date for our wedding in October of 2014 since we met on Halloween.

weather and awesome sunsets. So we decided to have it up at the Maui Dragon Fruit Farm on the westside slopes of Launiupoko hillside on a full moon night. We started the wedding a few hours before sunset so our guests could enjoy the sunset and lawn games during the cocktail hour before the reception.

The flowers I wore a haku lei and had a bouquet in the theme colors of light green with pops of white and purple. They were created by April from Talia Marie Floral Design. It smelt so good. Even now, months after I dried them they still smell fantastic.

The location

The menu

We decided to have our wedding at a venue where we could have both the ceremony and reception. We also wanted it to be out in the open to take advantage of Maui’s beautiful

CJ’s Deli and Diner in Ka‘anapali catered. Chef CJ did his absolute best to make our day perfect. His fees also included servers during both pupus and dinner which was very nice.

He was able to stick to our budget without cutting back on quality. I decided to cover all the beverages myself with the help of friend and family. My friend Gail was the bartender. We wanted a little bit of everything so that our guest had plenty of options for dinner to pick from. The ribs were super yummy and so were the Hana Bars.

Pupus Kalua pork quesadillas, Thai chicken Satay skewers and coconut prawns with mango chilli

Dinner Kula greens with crispy vegetables and miso vinaigrette, potato mac salad, fresh taro rolls with lilikoi butter, mango ribs, kalua pork, huli teriyaki chicken with grilled pineapple, mahi mahi with lemon caper sauce, pineapple fried rice/wok vegetables, Molokai sweet potatoes Continued on page 13

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Dessert Bar Haupia cake, fresh fruit, Hana bars, home baked Suzie Cookies plus tons of candy in various clear glass vases

Beverages Hand crafted lilikoi margaritas, champagne, red and white wine and keg of Kona Brewing Company Castaway IPA from Tamura’s

The wedding cake We didn’t want to go over the top with the cake since we had such a large selection of sweets at the Dessert Bar. It was a simple small cake–three layers of chocolate and vanilla with white butter cream and served about 50. Joanie Hunt of Lahaina made the cake. The topper was so cute, basically hitting back on the Halloween theme of the lucky cat with a vail and Where’s Waldo? in a tux.

The coordinator

The photos

I worked with Opihi Love for wedding coordination. They helped with many pre-wedding activities like setting up the rentals for the tent, tables, chairs and linings. They also designed the layout which worked perfectly for taking advantage of the open air style I wanted. They specialize in super cool unique vintage pieces for rent, like the drift wood gazebo and little details that really add a special touch to the evening. During the wedding they helped coordinate the ceremony, dinner and speeches to keep us on time.

Sean Hower was by far was the best money spent at the wedding. He and his assistant Megan Baker made both Randy and I feel so comfortable. I had put together literally over 30-plus request list of different shots I was hoping to capture and they got them all, plus more! His suggestions of placement and poses resulted in literally hundreds of shots that made me feel and look like a model! We did many pre-wedding shots the day of the wedding before the ceremony, which was one of the best choices we made because it allowed us to really enjoy our wedding and guests while capturing many personalized pictures. I highly suggest it for those that are not scared to break the “he can’t see me before the wedding” tradition. It’s a huge time saver. Everything happens so quickly wedding day and he captured every detail, looking through the photos allowed me to re-live the evening and all the beautiful details. No joke, I cried once I was able to see all his pictures of our wedding online. The evening went by so quickly. Sean was able to stop time with his camera so I could enjoy it in slow motion and share it with all our family and friends.

The entertainment In addition to the lawn games we had as activities, we also had a selfie station with props and hashtag signs. Hashtagging your wedding for share posts is a great way to see the photos shared after. For music we decided to hire and DJ and went with KCK Entertainment in Lahaina. DJ Serna was awesome. We added song request line to our wedding invite RSVP and formed a list of songs our guests wanted to hear. One of the best parts is he arranged live music by Marvin Tevaga for our ceremony which added such a nice touch!

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Scott Moore and Sara Walters Location, menu and cake: Gannon’s Flowers: Bella Bloom Photographer: Bellaeva Photography Coordinator: Laura, Gannon’s

A spark of shy romance We met at Starbuck’s where I was working. Scott would come in multiple times during my shifts just to see me, and I would be so excited every time that he did. A mutual friend that he would come in with finally told me that Scott was interested in me because both of us were too shy to tell the other one.

personality drew us in.

The wedding theme Our theme was simple yet classy. I wanted bright Hawaiian colors–mainly pinks and oranges. So I sent my planner a few sample photos and she got exactly what I wanted.

The menu Gannon’s provided a wonderful meal at our wedding consisting of beef ribs, macadamia crusted fish and fresh vegetables.

The Dress My wedding dress was a low-back chiffon dress with ruffled straps that flowed down into a ruffled train. The front was a simple v-neck with a ruched bodice. My dress came from an online boutique. One day my co-worker and I were looking at dresses online when she came across this one–the back was so beautiful and exactly what I wanted so I ordered it and had it altered by a local seamstress.

The rings

Going-to-Maui proposal

The cake

There’s not much of a story. Our son was almost a year old and I was pregnant with our daughter at the time. The night before we were leaving to Maui for our first time, we were having dinner. I remember being completely exhausted when our son actually pulled out a ring box (his dad had planned it) and Scott asked if I would marry him. Of course, I said yes. We decided to get married in Maui because we had gone there two years previously for my best friend’s beach wedding and absolutely fell in love with it! We love its beauty and laid back feeling. Also, we had a lot of friends and family who had never been there and wanted to give them a reason to go! We specifically chose Gannon’s as our location. We didn’t want the traditional beach wedding but thought it would be nice to have a view of the ocean. I had contacted a few different wedding planners but Laura’s (from Gannon’s) outgoing, friendly

The wedding cake was a delicious single-tier chocolate cake with Tahitian vanilla filling and buttercream frosting made by Gannon’s. It was decorated with fresh Hawaiian flowers.

Our rings came from a local jewelry store. My ring is a split band with a princess cut diamond and small diamonds circling the band. Scott has a white gold band that has brushing in the center that looks like a stripe circling the bad. My ring was custom made for me; I wanted something a little bit different than anything I saw and it had to be modified for the cut of diamond I wanted.

Entertainment

The ceremony

Ours was a smaller wedding, so we used a Bose system to play a playlist I had made that included songs unique to us. Our first date was a music festival that had UB40, so they were on our list.

We could see whales jumping in the background. The sunset was beautiful for our beach photoshoot and we had a wonderful full moon at the reception. It was truly phenomenal especially because it was storming the day before. It was so great to have 40 close friends and family with us on Maui to celebrate with us.

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The bride’s style I wanted side-swept “beachy curls” and natural looking make-up and that’s exactly what I got. The mother of my very best friend happens to be a hair stylist who graciously did my hair for me. My wonderful sisterin-law did my make-up. They both turned out fabulous!

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The honeymoon We stayed on Maui for our honeymoon. We were there for two weeks, including the wedding. We spent our two weeks relaxing at the beach, spending time with family and friends and adventuring. Highlights including surfing, zip lining and whale watching.

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Maui’s Dream Honeymoon Vacations a compact rental car and a champagne and chocolate welcome at your room. Couples can cozy up to the awesome dining experiences at Duke’s Beach House and Aina Gourmet Market and get wet at the resort’s three-acre aquatic playground.

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Royal Lahaina Royal treatment Get treated like royalty at The Royal Lahaina Resort. For the ultimate romantic retreat, stay at their 1,600 square-foot Royal Beach House that gives you your own twobedroom, three-bath private cottage that includes a secluded playground. Here, you can relax in your own garden sanctuary and immerse yourself in the swimming pool or indulge in the steamy hot tub, with the blue Pacific and your own flowing waterfall as backdrops as well as your own exclusive beach access. Opt for one of their beach or garden cottages or one of the suites in their Lahaina Kai Tower. You can also turn your wedding reception or party into a private luau with their The Myths of Maui show. It’s a spellbinding performance of traditional Samoan, Tahitian and Hawaiian dance and song. Open bar with cocktails, wine, beer and soda can be arranged. You and your guests will dine on traditional delicacies, and the evening will conclude with a hot Hawaiian fire dance. For a more intimate dining experience, book a private private oceanfront four-course dinner.

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Haiku passion With two honeymoon accommodations on the property–the suite or the cottage–there are plenty of ways to ignite your dream honeymoon in Haiku. Privacy is key here. There are no shared or common areas and you will never hear or see another guest. Both feature views of Haleakala, the ocean and Molokai, as well as private jacuzzis, recessed lighting, wood flooring, bamboo furniture, tiki torches and hammocks for the ultimate rainforest vibe. You’ll see exotic floral arrangements of ginger and heliconia blossoms picked on property. A welcome basket of fresh island fruit, tropical juices and baked goods are free with stays of seven nights or longer.

Sheraton Maui

Cliff top love story The Sheraton has offered the cream of the cliff top in Ka‘anapali for their honeymooners since it opened in 1963. The

Seaside mystique You can’t stay closer to the romance of the ocean than the rooms at Wailea’s Marriott. No request is too small when it comes to making the ultimate customized couples package. They can add champagne and chocolate strawberries, locally prepared food, beverages, personalized gifts and even private candlelight dinners with exclusive table service on the beach or at one of their cabanas. There are romantic spa treatments for two, private beach yoga and other outdoor activities for couples as well as private firepits oceanside for roasting s’mores.

tions throughout. The residential-style resort offers large private lanais, garden and ocean views, full gourmet kitchens, washers and dryers, spacious closets and signature Montage bedding and linens. Even better, you never have to leave the room because you can ask them to stock the fridge with locally made treats like a build your own mojito set up (a cored Maui pineapple as a glass with Montage pineapple mojito mix, served with Badoit sparkling water and two bottles of Kauai’s Koloa White Rum); a charcuterie plate of brie, goat cheese, smoked Gouda and Manchego with peppered salami and prosciutto; fresh grapes and berries; or their signature Montage sprinkling wine and gourmet chocolate covered chocolate. If you do wander out, book a private romantic dinner at the Cliff House.

Travaasa Experiential Resort Rustic glamour Here’s Bungalow-style accommodations in Maui’s most rural community for honeymooners who want to take a true break. Romance can blossom at hula lessons, lei making and horseback rides on the coast. Bamboo pole fishing, SUP and glider adventures as well as couples treatments at the spa can spice things up. Chill out in the lava rock pool with a glass of champagne. It’s a small, intimate resort, and private customized experiences like culinary classes and wine tasting can be arranged just for two.

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secret top of Black Rock jacuzzi for Moana and Hoku resort guests is just one of the amazing experiences awaiting couples. Choose from three-, four- and five-course menus at a private table for two under the stars, and choose your romantic location anywhere on their 23 acres. The Sheraton also offers a special Honeymoon Wishes Registry where family and friends can select and purchase an array of items, like spa treatments, room upgrades and island activities for your dream vacation.

Montage Kapalua Cliffhouse courtships The Montage is Kapalua’s newest resort, featuring luxury suite room accommoda-

Rooftop allure Get swept off your feet with a helicopter rooftop arrival at the Hyatt. Their atrium tower houses the 1,386 square-foot honeymoon suite on the 21st floor. It’s a romantic retreat for two that features a master bedroom, living room, dining area, wet bar, complimentary daily turndown service, three lanais and one-and-a-half baths. Their honeymooners package can be added to any accommodation Continued on page 19

Honua Kai

Modern romance The suite retreat package awaits honeymooners at the 38 oceanfront acres on Ka‘anapali’s North Beach. You can snuggle up to five nights of ocean view luxury in their studio suite, which includes an expansive lanai. The package includes a romantic sunset sail for two on the Teralani,

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Bay. A Four Seasons experience awaits with endless possibilities. Lanai is an island where couples can walk hand-in-hand along a deserted beach, picnic on a mountaintop vista or luxuriate in an oceanfront suite. Regardless of location or activity, the focus is on romance, beauty and each other. The resort will be happy to arrange everything from romantic surprises to private outings such as sunset horseback rides and special private dining options for the newlyweds.

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award-winning romantic dinner or Sunday champagne buffet, dinner sunset cruise or surf lessons. Just pack up and go, they will do the rest. If you want even more activities, experience the Legends of Ka‘anapali Luau, Kupanaha Magic Dinner Theater or book helicopter tours, horseback riding, world-class golf and ocean cruises with their concierge.

Hotel Wailea

Time for two Hotel Wailea was designed couples with couples in mind and is ideal for a romantic getaway. All 72 suites are intimate, onebedroom suites with ocean facing lanais. Four living room-style poolside cabanas are also available for guests at no extra charge. Or cuddle up and enjoy a relaxing

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day of sun, excellent food and island fruitinfused cocktails from their apothecary bar. Capische? at Hotel Wailea is a very romantic, award-winning restaurant on Maui. Dine on the lanai with panoramic views of the South Maui coast or al fresco in the garden under the canopy of stars and twinkling lights. Free activities around the hotel cater to the couple experience and include a fruit-picking tour through the organic orchards and farm garden, morning waterfall yoga classes and a seat at The Cabanas bar for a tropical mixology class with their raw food chef-turned mixologist. Couples can also take the adventure to the beach with a complimentary outrigger canoe paddle or a peaceful day on the sand, all made possible with the beach valet attendant service.

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orget what you know about the convenience store, because that’s all about to change. Rodeo General Stores pretty much dominate the corner store concept here on Maui with their Makawao, South Maui and Haiku stores. But they’ve decided that their Kihei location is ready for a redo, and are transforming it into the Ulu Market. The ulu is a powerful ingredient. This native plant can go a long way in sustainability, nutrition and taste. Don’t underestimate the ulu. Resident Chef Jess “Cross Bones” Chabot rocks at using the ulu; she seems to know innately how to manipulate the different textures and ripeness of this fruit/vegetable. “I get the ulu in all forms–I bake it, steam it, puree it,” says Chabot. “With really overripe ulu, it’s already naturally sweet. It gets made into the custard I put in the papaya. The ulu I put in today’s ulu poke is boiled, and then chunked.” While the Ulu Market will have plenty of ulu on the menu (in curry, salad, poke, papaya and desserts), you’ll find many other healthy grab-and-go dishes that Chabot has concocted. They’re basically home-cooked or prepared meals to go: carrot cashew pate wraps, BLT avo wraps, chicken salad, fresh poke and her insane lobster claw salad. There are also several soups to choose from every day, including chili, vegetable, squash,

ulu curry and chicken. The new feature from the kitchen is a chopped salad bar. It wasn’t quite ready when I was there, but this is how it will work: They will fill the bar with prepared local veggies, proteins, dressing and toppings, then you pick and choose which you want in the bowl. After that a salad artist takes it to the cutting board and chops it up bite-size, dresses it and tosses it into a custom chopped salad. “With chopped salad things are kept more whole, full and fresher,” says store manager Dean Sturman. “So it’s not ‘chopped’ 'til it's ordered. It’s fresher, and you can taste the difference. There will be a list on the menu board of the fresh seasonal ingredients that will be available, like pohole fern. We are

planning on some crispy ulu chips–they will be like a crouton. Chef Chabot makes the most amazing dressings from scratch, so that will really make the salads.” Ulu Market’s deli has a beverage team, too. The store makes made-to-order smoothies, coffees and fresh organic fruit and vegetable juices. They also have a great selection of micro-brewed beer, wines and kombucha on tap. The Ulu Market will be celebrating its new look and menu this Saturday, Feb. 21 from 11am to 3pm with giveaways, free samples and live entertainment. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, FEB. 19 SARA EVANS – Missouri-born country music singer Sara Evans, who started singing in the family band at age five, takes to the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC) this Thursday. She’s won awards from Billboard, the Academy of Country Music and the Country Music Association. Her albums have reached certified Gold and multi-Platinum status. Her latest, Slow Me Down, came out in March 2014. $35-125. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); org. Photo courtesy the MACC 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org.

PICNIC WITH POKI – Come up for fresh air from your work day and enjoy thiss d) month’s Picnic for Poki with musical guests Uluwehi Guerrero (pictured) no and Halau Hula Kauluokala. Guerrero has won the Na Hoku Hanohano aAward, and her career spans three decades, playing a significant role in the trand ditional and contemporary Hawaiian music category. Enjoy a time of dance and nts song while eating your lunch. Take a sweet treat back to the office compliments nu of Roselani Place following the concert. Free. 11am-12:30pm. Ka‘ahumanu Church (103 S. High St., Wailuku). Photo courtesy Roselani Place

FRIDAY, FEB. 20 MAKAWAO THIRD FRIDAY – Makawao is known for its paniolo culture, small town charm, and cool Third Friday town party. This Friday brings another evening of crafters, community and celebration. Locals and visitors are welcome to share in live entertainment, merchants and the unique flavors of the town. Slow down and take a moment to enjoyy the great Upcountry outdoors. Free. 5pm-8pm.. Makawao Town, Mauifridays.com/makawao

LAHAINA CHINESE NEW YEAR PARTY – Celebrate the lunar new year on Front Street this Friday at the Wo Hing Museum. The afternoon kicks off with an explanation of Chinese New Year, followed by a talk about jade, pottery and bronze tomb artifacts. There’s a Chinese calligraphy demonstration and another on Chinese knot tying (3-4pm). Indulge in traditional Chinese New Year foods available for purchase (4-7pm) Be sure to catch lion dancing and the New Year blessing by Au’s Shaolin Arts Society at the entrance to Wo Hing temple (5pm). The lion dance will continue down Front Street with firecrackers until 9pm. Wo Hing Museum (858 Front St., Lahaina);808-661-3262, Lahainarestoration.org. Photo courtesy Lahaina Restoration Foundation

SATURDAY, FEB. 21 SCOUT-O-RAMA – This Saturday, grab the ohana and head over to Scout-O-Rama 2015 at the Boys & Girls Club in Kahului. The Boy Scouts of America will host demonstrations, derby-car racing and informational booths about scouting. Enjoy entertainment and bring canned foods for their food drive. Food will be available for purchase. Come ready for friendly competition. Free. 10am-2pm. Boys & Girls Club (100 Kanaloa Ave., Wailuku), Mauibsa.org. Photo of 1972 Scout-o-rama: Dick Rowan/NARA/Wikimedia Commons

JAKE SHIMABUKURO – Hawaii ‘ukulele superstar Jake Shimabukuro returns to the MACC this Saturday. Shimabukuro got his musical start as a member of Pure Heart. Four Na Hoku Hanohano awards later, his solo career has captured the attention of the world, including the Queen of England. In fact, he’s so big now that Rolling Stone has described him as a “hero” and likened him to Jimi Hendrix and Miles Davis. $12-55. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-2427469, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

SATURDAY, FEB. 21 MONTESSORI MONSTER YARD SALE – In the spirit of sustainability, Montessori School of Maui will host a “Monster Yard Sale” this Saturday. They’ll have toys, clothes, sporting goods, furniture and other household items. Distract the keiki while you shop by visiting the face-painting station. Refuel with refreshments available for purchase. Proceeds from the yard sale will benefit the school’s garden, classroom and field trips. 8am-1pm. Montessori School of Maui (2933 Baldwin Ave., Makawao), Momi.org. Photo courtesy Montessori School of Maui

MAKAWAO CHINESE NEW YEAR PARTY – If you’re in Makawao, step out for Makawao Town’s annual Chinese New Year’s Lion Dance Celebration this Saturday. Au’s Shaolin Arts Society will perform the Lion Dance and there will be martial arts demonstrations and fireworks to usher in the New Year. The festivity kicks off on the corner of Baldwin and Makawao Avenues. 10am-12pm. Makawao Town. Photo courtesy Au’s Shaolin Arts Society

SATURDAY, FEB. 21 REMIX THE EARTH – Remix The Earth with Beats Bazaar this Saturday at Casanova. The event features Jeremy Sole, Boogiemeister and VJ Douglas Deboer, and a portion of proceeds will benefit Paia Youth & Cultural Center’s music program. From moombahton to electro swing, this will be definitely be a night to get funky. $10 before 10pm, $15 after. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220, Casanovamaui.com. Photo courtesy Jeremy Sole

SATURDAY, FEB. 21

MENTAL HEALTH DISORDERS TALK – Explore Mental Health Disorders this Saturday with Dr. Rika Suzuki and Dr. Brett Lu at the Kihei Public Library (10:30am; 35 Waimahaihai St.; 808875-6833) and an encore presentation at the Kahului Public Library (1pm; 90 School St.; 808-873-3097). Both are geriatric/ adult psychiatrists from the University of Hawaii at Manoa’s Department of Psychiatry, and they’ll speak about depression, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder and dementia. Their hope is to reduce the stigma of mental illness and educate the community. Recommended for ages 12+. Librarieshawaii.org. Photo of Dr. Brett Lu courtesy Hawaiiresidency.org

SUNDAY, FEB. 22

ROLLER DERBY OPENER – It’s a new year and that means new skates will hit the pavement during Maui Roller Girls Season Opener this Saturday at the Boys and Girls Clubs of Maui. The ladies are back and this round is for the Lovers and Haters. Students and military are free. 3pm doors open/ 4pm show starts. $5 general. $15 VIP. Boys and Girls Clubs of Maui, Central Clubhouse (100 Kanaloa Ave., Wailuku), Facebook.com/MauiRollerGirls. Photo: Sean M. Hower

SUNDAY, SU U ND N DAY A , FEB. 22 K KAHULUI CHINESE YEAR PARTY – Lions, firecrackers and kung fu–now that’s a Chinese New Year celebration. Au’s Shaolin Arts Society makes their way to the Q Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center this Sunday and you’re invited. Completing their tour around the island, the group will demonstrate martial arts as well as perform the colorful lion dance. Celebrate The Year of the Sheep with a bit for good luck! 2:30pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center (275 W Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Q Queenkaahumanucenter.com. Photo courtesy Wikimedia Commons

KEOLA AND MOANALANI BEAMER – The Maui Pops Orchestra presents Keola Beamer this Sunday at the Castle Theater. Just one member of a musically talented family, Keola Beamer has stayed true to his roots. The renowned composer, slack key player and vocalist helped usher in the contemporary Hawaiian music scene. His song “Honolulu City Lights” is already a classics. Kumu Hula Moanalani Beamer will join him for this show. $15-50. 3pm. (half-price students 18 & under for $30-50 seats). Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts. org. Photo of Keola and Moanalani Beamer courtesy the MACC

TUESDAY, FEB. 24 WHOLE FOODS MAUI B-DAY – Whole Foods Market Maui turns five on Tuesday, Feb. 24 and you’re invited to the party! Celebrate at the only Whole Foods location on Maui with prizes, cake and a cultural fair (12-2pm). If you’re 21 or over, you can partake in sparkling wine, too. 5pm. Whole Foods (70 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Wholefoodsmarket.com/stores/maui. Photo: Sean M. Hower

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

Intelligence Failure ‘Kingsman: The Secret Service’ ﬁrst bludgeons the audience, then itself ★★★★★ Rated R / 129 Min.

hile watching a James Bond movie, I have never thought that the series needed projectile vomiting, exploding heads and ultra-violence to improve it. On the other hand, it seems writer/director Matthew Vaughn may have binged on Sean Connery-era 007 adventures, found himself bored and decided to give it a hard-R rating overhaul. Instead of giving a postmodernist edge to a polished spy caper, we get a movie that bludgeons its audience before turning the mallet on itself. This is based on the comic book The Secret Service and was adapted by Jane Goldman, whose screenplays for X-Men: First Class and The Woman in Black I enjoyed. I can appreciate what Vaughn was going for here but the end result is a tonally clashing, trying-too-hard dud. Taron Egerton stars as Eggsy, a troubled youth with a tough upbringing and a giant chip on his shoulder. Eggsy discovers that the amulet he’s had for years provides assistance from a secret intelligence

agency. He’s recruited by Harry Hart (Colin Firth), a 007/Harry Palmer blend who acts as Eggsy’s mentor. While Eggsy trains alongside other young recruits, the world is threatened by a madman named Valentine (Samuel L. Jackson), who mounts a high-tech plan of world domination. The first half is like an edgier Spy Kids. It moves well and keeps us engaged but has been done so many times before. Once we get to the chaotic second half, Vaughn keeps shooting his movie (and, on occasion, his characters) in the foot. Other than the prickly demeanor and bleak home life of the protagonist, none of the characters, training sequences or story developments deliver any surprises. Egerton is tasked with carrying the movie but can’t elevate the hopeless material. Jackson’s decision to speak in a lisp for the entire running time only makes him appear foolish, in the sort of hammy villainous turn he already gave, regretfully, in Frank Miller’s The Spirit. Fans of Oscar-winner Firth shouldn’t bother. This not one of his more stellar performances and his highly touted fight scenes are a bust. The frantic edit-

Do I at least get a shoe phone?

ing, bombardment of CGI gore, explosions and effects-enhanced slo-mo take away from his contribution to the action. The action scenes all resemble gaudy video game facsimiles. A massacre at a white supremacy church wants to be a milestone pop culture splatter fest, but this is just grotesque and about as “edgy” as turning up the volume on a Sid Vicious album. The film’s best scene involves Egerton’s final encounter with Michael Caine, who brings electricity to the movie’s best sequence. Vaughn pulls off some stunning visuals, such as the climactic scene, involving purple mushroom clouds, which is better seen than described. Then there’s the subplot of a weather balloon mission, an awesome sight to behold that the film keeps unwisely cutting away from.

Kingsman: The Secret Service has the same parody/real-deal inconsistency and bombast that plagued Vaughn’s Kick-Ass. Both films begin as fairly effective spoofs of their respective genres, unwisely kill off their best characters at the midpoint and sink into mindless excess. Vaughn is a great visualist but can’t seem to reign in a consistent feel or his tendency to bury wit in pools of plasma and CGI noise. By the time we get to the mother trying to mutilate her toddler with an axe, I wanted to walk out. James Bond never sunk this low and rarely has Firth or Caine. They will likely shrug this off but I worry about Jackson, a great actor who casually appears in too many lousy movies. I also worry about any parent who foolishly thinks of taking their kids to this carnage-heavy misstep. ■

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Still Alice-PG- THU (12:10 2:40 5:10) 7:50 10:30, FRI (11:50 2:20 4:50) 7:20 10:00, SAT (11:50 2:20) 4:50 7:20 10:00, SUN (11:30 2:20) 4:50 7:20 10:00, MON-TUE (11:50 2:20 4:50) 7:20 10:00, THU (11:50 2:20 4:50) 7:20 10:00

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Paddington-PG- THU (11:40 2:00 5:00) 7:20 10:20, FRI (11:20 2:10 4:30) 6:50 9:20, SAT-SUN (11:20 2:10) 4:30 6:50 9:20, MON-TUE (11:20 2:10 4:30) 6:50 9:20, THU (11:20 2:10 4:30) 6:50 9:20

Kingsman: The Secret Service-R- THU (12:15) 3:30 6:45, FRI-SUN 12:15 3:30 6:45 9:45, MON 12:15 3:30 6:45, TUE 12:15 3:30 6:45 9:45, WED 12:15 3:30 6:45

Taken 3-PG13- THU (11:20 2:10 4:50) 7:40 10:30, FRI (11:20 1:50 4:30) 7:10 10:00, SAT-SUN (11:20 1:50) 4:30 7:10 10:00, MON-TUE (11:20 1:50 4:30) 7:10 10:00, THU (11:20 1:50 4:30) 7:10 10:00

Spongebob Squarepants:Sponge Out Of Water-PG- 2D THU 1:00 6:30, 3D 4:00. 2D FRI-SUN 1:00 6:30, 3D 4:00 9:00. 2D MON 1:00 6:30, 3D 4:00. 2D TUE 1:00 6:30, 3D 4:00 9:00. 2D WED 1:00 6:30, 3D 4:00.

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MCFARLAND USA - PG - Drama - A small town cross country coach inspires his athletes to succeed. Made by Disney. Stars Kevin Costner and Maria Bello. 128 min.

JUPITER ASCENDING - PG13 - SciFi/Adventure A young caretaker (Mila Kunis) who’s also a child of destiny or something travels into space with some sort of space warrior dude (Channing Tatum) to stop an interstellar war. 127 min.

NOW PLAYING AMERICAN SNIPER - R - Action/War - Clint Eastwood directs this look at the story of Navy SEAL Chris Kyle, the most successful sniper in American history. 132 min. THE BOY NEXT DOOR - R - Thriller - J Lo stars as a recent divorcee who falls for a younger man, but then their little becomes dangerous. Awww yeaaaaahh. 91 min. BLACK OR WHITE - PG13 - Drama - A sad widow-

KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE - R - Action/Comedy - A street kid gets recruited into a secret spy agency to fight some evil tech mastermind. See this week’s film review. 129 min.

SEVENTH SON - PG13 - Action/Fantasy - A young warrior/child fights evil spirits, including one played by Julianne Moore. 102 min. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: SPONGE OUT OF WATER - PG - Animation/Comedy - Spongebob fights a pirate in another dimension to find a stolen recipe. 93 min. STILL ALICE - PG13 - Drama - Alice (Julianne Moore) is a linguistics professor who has to deal with the onset of Alzheimer’s Disease. 101 min. STRANGE MAGIC - PG - Animation - You’ve got goblins, elves and fairies battling over some potion. Voices by Evan Rachel Wood, Kristin Chenoweth and Elijah Kelley. 99 min.

PADDINGTON - PG - Comedy/Family - A young bear from Peru gets lost in London. 95 min.

TAKEN 3 - PG13 - Crime/Thriller - Here’s something original: a guy is accused of a murder he didn’t commit, and must now find the real killer to clear his name. Stars Liam Neeson and Famke Janssen. 109 min.

PROJECT ALMANAC - PG13 - Sci-Fi/Thriller - A group of teens build a time machine. Hilarity ensues. 106 min.

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SELMA - PG13 - Drama - The story of the Civil Rights campaign in the South in 1965. Stars David Oyelowo, Cuba Gooding Jr. and Tim Roth. 127 min.

THE WEDDING RINGER - R - Comedy - A shy guy two weeks before his wedding hires some guy to be his best man. 101 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS KEKUHI & KAUMAKAIWA - Fri, Feb 20. Descendants of the most prolific Hawaiian chanters of the 20th century, this award-winning family duo will peform contemporary songs. Kekuhi Keli‘ikanaka‘oleohaililani is the granddaughter of Edith Kanaka‘ole, one of the greatest Hawaiian chanters. Together with her eldest child, Kaumakaiwa, they continue to showcase their history worldwide. Kaumakaiwa Kanaka‘ole, dedicated to hula and ancestral music, and has won five Na Hoku Hanohano Awards, including Vocalist of the Year. They will be joined by Shawn Pimental, an accomplished musician and award-winning record producer. Tickets are $30 in advance, $40 day of show. 7:30pm. Yokouchi Pavilion. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ‘90S NIGHT W/DJ BLAST - Fri, Feb 20. Flashback to the era of TLC, EMF and LL Cool J with DJ Blast this Friday at Charley’s. Dress to impress in your best ‘90s gear and break it down on the dance floor with all of your coolest friends. 21 and over. 10pm. $5 before 11pm, $10 after. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); Charleysmaui.com THE UNDERGROUND OHANA TOUR - Fri, Feb 20. Hosted by Jahsun, Ra Sol and Inside Out, Maui Hip Hop lovers are invited to an exciting Upcountry show this weekend. The tour will pass through Maui featuring Scarub of Living Legends, A-Plus of Hieroglyphics, Maui’s own DJ Boomshot, Jahsun and Raso, Pure Powers and more special guests. 21 and over. Show starts at 10pm, $20 cover. 21 and over. $10 before 10pm, $15 after. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com

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SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - (Every Sun.) Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Ko (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com PULEHU BAR–WINE SOCIAL EVENTS - (Every Sun & Mon.) Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people maximum will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. 5-5:45pm. For reservations, please visit Opentable.com. Pulehu Italian Grill, Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali). VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - (Every 3rd Tuesday). See, and sample how chefs use local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes online. Free. 5-6:00pm. Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; Downtoearth.org

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‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui.$29.99 Keiki / $59.99 adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, dinner, and VIP packages are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

10TH ANNUAL MAUI PLEIN AIR PAINTING INVITATIONAL - (Feb 14-22) This event brings together 25 plein air (outdoor) painters from Hawaii and the Mainland. They compete, reconnect and create original works of art throughout Maui’s incredible landscape. All events take place in Lahaina and Kapalua, starting this Saturday at the Lahaina Jodo Mission. The event will culminate with a final gala reception at the Village Galleries in Lahaina (Fri, Feb. 20). 808-214-5294; Mauipleinairpainting.org

BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm. Tickets start at $59.99; kama‘aina and military prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

MAUI OPEN STUDIOS 2015 - (Throughout February) Maui’s artists open their doors to the public each week for Maui Open Studios 2015. Throughout the month, artists will allow the public into their studios. Art lovers and connoisseurs get the opportunity to talk story, experience live demonstrations and get a chance to shop an eclectic art inventory. From Kihei to the North Shore, each weekend in February will highlight art studios in each town. Get the full schedule online. Free. MauiOpenStudios.com

FOODIE JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - (Every Sat.) Join Japengo’s sushi chef in their chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $50 per person (includes sushi, non-alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity). Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. Every second and fourth Saturday of every month. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Maui.hyatt.com FARM TO TABLE DINING - (Every Sat.) Feast on the abundant harvest of a freshly picked vegetarian meal made from only the purest, chemical and pesticide free ingredients, accompanied by Maui Sacred Earth Soothing Herbal Tea Blend. Menu varies depending on what’s available for harvest. Call for reservations. $25, $20 kama‘aina. 6-8pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com

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CHINESE NEW YEAR SUNDAY BRUNCH Sun, Feb 22. Celebrate ‘The Year of the Goat’ with Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel. The hotel will have fireworks and Lion Dancer performances by Au’s Shaolin Arts Society (9-11 a.m). This years brunch also features live Hawaiian music. The holiday feast features a sumptuous buffet with more than 50 Asian delicacies and traditional favorites. Adults $44.95, children 12 and younger $22, children 5 and younger eat free with each paid adult. 9am-1pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0124; Hawaiiansundaybrunch.com

MORT LUBY - Every Tue & Thu in Feb. Mort Luby paints in oil and watercolor. The scope of his work encompasses everything from life drawings to huge oil paintings of historical scenes. Free. Tue: 12-3pm Paia Maui Hands Gallery (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808579-9245. Thu: 12pm-3pm. Makawao Maui Hands Gallery (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-579-8925. MARTY WOLF - Every Fri in Feb. Maui Fine Art photographer Marty Wolf will display many of his prominent Humpback Whale images, landscapes and other marine life in Lahaina Arts Society’s Banyan Tree Gallery during the month of February. He’s the exclusive photographer for Maui WhaleWatch magazine. Free. 1-5pm. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111. CHRISTINE WAARA - Every Fri in Feb. Christine Waara has taught at the University of Rochester’s Creative Workshop at the Memorial Art Gallery and has conducted workshops and given talks at various art clubs across the country. She currently works part time at Maui Hands art gallery which keeps her connected to customers from all over the world as well as learning about other artists and how they cre-

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CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

SIN w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm

Mardi Gras Masquerade w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

Le Grind w/ DJ Blast 10pm

Sunday Sessions w/ DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm

MON-Louis & Lewis 8-10pm, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays w/DJ TRVR,10pm, WED-Wine Down w/DJ Micky G, 10pm

Adam Masterson

Benny Uyetake

Johnny Ringo

Will Hertzog

MON-Dave Carrol, TUE-Jordon Cuddy, WEDJustin Philips

The Underground Ohana Tour w/ Scarub, A-Plus, and more, 10pm

Remix The Earth w/ Jeremy Sole, Boogiemeister and more, 9:45pm

TUE-Willie K, 9pm, $10 cover, WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am

Mark Johnstone and Lenny Castellanos 6:30pm, no cover

90’s Night w/ DJ Blast 10pm

Andrew Corradini 6:30-8:30pm

MON- Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7pm, TUE-Tex Mex Tuesday w/ Howard Ahia 6:30pm, WED-Andrew Corradini 6:30pm

Will Hartzag time tba

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz 7:30-10pm WED-Kaleo Philips

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The Mango Pickers, 8pm

Satterday Saints, 9pm

Gina Martinelli Band, 6pm

TUE-Pool League, WED- Pool Tournament

Quiz @ 7pm DJ L @10pm

DJ L @ 10pm

Jordan Cuddy @ 8pm

Steve Craig at 6pm, SIN, 9pm

MON-Live Music 10pm, TUE- Johnny Ringo 10pm, WED- Jessica & Kanoa at 10pm

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Alternative Ukulele, 9pm

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Scott & Nara

The House Shakers Bar: Steve Edwards

Jazz Sunday Brunch, Bar: Rick G

MON-Rick G, TUE- Andrew Corradini, WED-Ryan Robinson

Dominic 4-8pm, Hi Lytes 9-close

Rick Glencross/ Dat Guyz

Ryan Robinson/ Jah Residentz

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MON-Karaoke, TUE-Rick G, WED-Rick G, Open Mic

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

DRAGONFLY 1063 Lower Main St., Wailuku- 419-6901

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

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MON-Frequency DJ Night 10pm, TUE-Elvis of Burnin’ Love 6:30pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

ate their art. Free. 12pm-4pm. Maui Hands Gallery - Paia (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245. BAZ - Every Fri in Feb. Baz is a self-taught artist with more than 20 years of experience. Originally from Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, he was influenced by his father, a skilled carpenter and guitar maker, and the vibrant colors and form of Caribbean art. Since his move to Maui, his art has evolved into using natural material from local Hawaiian plants to create rich mixed media scenes. Free. 4:30-7:30pm. Maui Hands Gallery - Lahaina (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898. JACK HAMILTON - Every Mon in Feb. Jack Hamilton has been creating silver jewelry for over 40 years! He will be making silver bangles, rings and earrings using hammering and stamping techniques and showing his new seascapes in silver. He will also be exhibiting a new collection of turquoise rings and pendants set in traditional silver settings created specially for this demonstration. Free. 11am-3pm. Maui Hands Gallery - Makawao (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-579-8925. JON NORDBY - Every Wed in Feb. Jon is a fulltime Maui resident. He’s retired, but following a new creative path making unique stone and exotic wood table lamps. A natural artist and while building his home in Wailea, he designed a number of interior elements, including designing and making lamps for the bedrooms and common areas. he will be putting the finishing touches on his newest lamps formed from wood, stone, blown glass and small carvings. Free. 11am-3pm. Maui Hands Gallery - Makawao (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-579-8925. JERRY SULLIVAN - Feb 2 - Mar 1. Oil, acrylic, and metallic paintings by Jerry Sullivan will be on display in the Old Jail Gallery of Lahaina Arts Society. His passion for the vibrant beauty and the aloha spirit of Maui is evident in her floral and on location paintings. Lahaina Arts Society Old Jail Gallery (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111 MEET THE ARTISTS - Local artists will be working their magic on their pieces. This week you can talk story with feather art and jewelry artist Ellen Levinsky on Tuesday. Free. 10am-2pm. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com

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HUI NOEAU ANNUAL JURIED EXHIBITION Thru Feb 19. Featuring works in all media, this exhibition offers an opportunity for artists to share their ideas, inspirations and creativity in a public gallery space. Enjoy 65 pieces selected by Juror Charles Cohan, including Juror’s Choice,Thread Lines: Form and Freedom #1-3, by local artist Chenta Laury. Free. 9am-4pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560 SCHAEFER PORTRAIT CHALLENGE 2015 Thru Mar 22. A fascinating exhibit that has been featured at Schaefer since 2003, the Schaefer Portrait Challenge 2015 opens this Tuesday. A statewide juried competition, the exhibit includes 66 works by 64 artists from Oahu, Kauai, Lanai, the Big Island and Maui. Artists were encouraged to depict the people and stories of our islands through explorations in portraiture. Free. Tuesday to Sunday 10am-5pm. Schaefer International Gallery (One Cameron Way, Kahului); Mauiarts.org INSIGHTS AND EXPLORATIONS - Thru Mar 25. This honors a select group of female contemporary artists in Hawaii who stand out for their masterful craftsmanship and unique vision. Artists include Christine Turnball, Diana Lehr, Chenta Laury, Abigail Romachack, Christy Vail and Kathy Sakai. Free. Viewpoints Gallery (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979 I LOVE MAUI - Thru April 2015. Art Project Paia presents the annual “I Love Maui” show featuring many artists with pieces highlighting the island of Maui. Art Project Paia (77 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-214-6949 ISLAND ART PARTY CLASSES - Wed-Sat. Art Party from 6:30-9:30pm, Sunday Morning Art Party 10am-1pm. It’s part art party, part painting class. Island Art Party (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), 808419-6020; Islandartparty.com

TICKETS ON SALE BRETT DENNEN - Fri, Feb 27. A folk/pop singer and songwriter from Northern California, Brett’s fifth studio album, Smoke and Mirrors, was released in 2013. song “Wild Child.” Dennen’s top-

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charting singles include “Ain’t No Reason,” “Sydney (I’ll Come Running),” “Comeback Kid (That’s My Dog)” and “Out of My Head.” Advance tickets are $29, $34 day of show. 7pm. Yokouchi Pavilion. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ‘PAVEMENT’ WITH KYLE ABRAHAM - Sat, Feb 28. A dance work set in Pittsburgh’s urban black neighborhoods, Pavement creates an emotionallyconflicted chronology of discrimination, genocide and the constant quest for a “lottery ticket” freedom. Kyle Abraham’s work intertwines a sensual and provocative vocabulary with a strong emphasis on sound, human behavior and visuals. Tickets are $12, $35 and $45. 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org PETER KATER & R. CARLOS NAKAI - Sun, Mar 1. With 21 Grammy Award nominations between them, Native American flutist R. Carlos Nakai and pianist/composer Peter Kater have spent 25 years collaborating on some of the most memorable and ground breaking recordings in the New Age and World Music genres. Their music is intimate, intelligent, soulful and soaring. Presented by Mysterium Music. Tickets are $25-$45. 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org GEORGE BENSON - Tue, Mar 3. Appreciated as a musician and a performer, George Benson plays the dual role of expert improviser and vibrant entertainer. His playing demonstrates a master’s virtuosity without sacrificing his commitment to the groove, the beat, and the melody. Blending Jazz with with his own sly, seductive rhythm and blues, he’s earned 10 Grammy Awards and an impeccable reputation as one of music’s most enterprising and engaging stars. “I’m not against ear candy,” he says, “But I like mine to be significant.” Don’t miss this thrilling night of beautiful and inspired music!Tickets are $35, $55 & $125. 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

WED - Karaoke 9pm

MASSIVE COMPANY: ‘THE BRAVE’ - Thu, Mar 5. Auckland’s leading theater company creates experimental work by emerging and professional practitioners and collaborates with leading New Zealand playwrights. In The Brave, eight men have written letters to important people: those who are, once were–or perhaps never were–in their lives. A floodgate opens of untold stories and survival tactics. Combining true confessions with raw athleticism, The Brave lays it all on the line. Tickets are $12, $25 & $35. 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, FEB 19 FREE POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES HULA SHOW - Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6615304; Lahainacannerymall.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award-winning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

FRIDAY, FEB 20 HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching. Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm. Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closed-toe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection. Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am-12pm. Waihe‘e Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

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CASANOVA’S FAMOUS LADIES NIGHT DJ KURT

“BEST LATE NIGHT IN MAUI” “BEST SINGLES SCENE IN MAUI”

MUSIC STARTS @ 10PM + $5 BEFORE 11PM - $10 AFTER

TUESDAYS IN FEBRUARY

WILLIE K & HIS BLUES BAND

THE EVENING THAT EARNED CASANOVA’S THE AWARDS

SHOW STARTS AT 10:00PM $10 COVER

MAUI’S LEGENDARY ARTIST. CATCH HIM WHILE YOU CAN

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 20TH

THE PARTY AFTER THIRD FRIDAY PARTY IN MAKAWAO

JAHSUN & RASOL & INSIDE OUT PRESENT

THE UNDERGROUND OHANA TOUR SCARUB (LIVING LEGENDS) A–PLUS (HIEROGLYPHICS)

SHOW STARTS AT 10:00PM $20 COVER

JAHSUN & RASOL — PURE POWERS & SPECIAL GUESTS & DJ BOOMSHOT

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 21ST BEETS BAZAAR PRESENTS

REMIX THE EARTH

SHOW STARTS AT 9:45PM $10 COVER Before 10pm $15 After

GLOBAL BEATS — ELECTRO SWING — BALKAN — TROPICAL HOUSE JEREMY SOLE KCRW RADIO — LOS ANGELES BOOGIEMEISTER VJ DOUGLAS DE BOER

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KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Steve Edwards

Mark Smeltzer

Rick Glencross

“Keytar”

MON- Mel Arausa, TUE & WED-Fulton Tashombe

Kawika’s Krew

Kenny Roberts

Eight Track Players

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp, TUE - Kihei Cowboys, WED - Country Herb & Side Effects

Ma’a, 6:30pm

Casey Turner, 8pm

Ma’a, 6:30pm

JD & Harry 3-5pm. Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm

MON -Benny & Glenn 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON-Trivia 7-9pm

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

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1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MILL HOUSE (MAUI TROPICAL PLANTATION) 1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu- 243-9618

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Latin Friday’s w/ DJ Danny & DJ Moy, 10pm no cover

Ignite Saturdays w/ DJ Big Mike & Kamikaze, 10pm

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

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WEST MAUI TAXPAYERS ASSOCIATION WHALE WATCH FUNDRAISER - Help WMTA raise funds to further the mission of WMTA. $15-$25. 1:30-4pm. Pacific Whale Foundation Ma’alaea Harbor (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-6617990; Westmaui.org/whalewatch

FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Dr. James Urban has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art from of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting. Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds. First-come, first-served. Free. 12:30-3:30pm. Whole Foods Market Kahului (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 x120

CHINESE NEW YEAR DANCE AND COMMUNITY RITUAL - A multicultural evening with live performances, immersive visuals, prayer, dance and inspiring speakers sharing some very practical things that we can do to move Maui and the Hawaiian islands to the next level of food self-reliance. Celebrate the UN Year of the Soils and receive inspiration, wisdom and seeds of sovereignty. $20. 7-10pm. Makawao Union Church (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808579-9261; Mysticmass.eventbrite.com LUSH GRAND RE-OPENING EVENT - Join the Lush crew this weekend as they celebrate the reopening of their Front Street store. Festivities will include a yoga and relaxation party full of goodies. Events include a gentle yoga class (9:20-10am), skincare demonstrations with hand and foot massage (1-3pm & 3:30-5pm) and a calming meditation session (3-3:30pm). Fresh juices, smoothies and vegan treats will be available courtesy of Anuenue Juice Bar & Cafe. The first 100 guests will receive a free limited edition gift. Please RSVP to frontst@lush.com. LUSH. (713 Front St., Lahaina); Fb.com/LUSHFrontSt; Lushusa.com

WEDNESDAY, FEB 25 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com VOLUNTEERING ON VACATION: O’O FARM - Work on an exquisite organic farm in the misting forest of Waipoli in Kula. Wear sturdy shoes and bring a light jacket that you do not mind getting a little dirty, plus water and sunscreen. Gloves and gardening tools provided. Please call 24 hours in advance to sign up. Free. 8:45am. O‘o Farm (651 Waipoli Rd., Kula) 808-249-8811 ext 1.

VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808- 249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award winning artist every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

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FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com

MONDAY, FEB 23 VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am. Every Monday. 808-2498811 ext. 1., or email Volunteersonvacation.org

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Sign Language PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Nina Simone (a fellow Piscean) sang, so beautifully: “Like a flower waiting to bloom, like a light bulb in a dark room, I am sitting here waiting for you to come home and turn me on.” That made me think of you, because this kind of longing is a powerful force in your life right now. I envy you, actually. There’s someone special who’s patiently waiting for you to come turn them on, or vice versa. That’s a lucky and rare thing, sweetheart. Wherever that person is—that’s home. Go home, baby. Go home. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Talk about feeling torn. The forces influencing you this week may stretch you to the point of snapping. The irony is, neither enthusiastic devotee has malicious intent; it’s your own popularity and desirability that’s the culprit. Spare your admirers, and yourself, the destructive backlash of you coming apart at the seams, by gently loosening their grips, especially one of them. That might mean making a choice you were unprepared for, but since you were likely to spoil one or both connections with a minor breakdown, go for damage control. This way you can save one, and possibly both.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Virgo Macy Gray sang: “Sugar wishes don’t change what is real, or how it feels…” That’s your mantra this week, sweet baby. It’s good to have hopes and delicious desires, but just dreaming of them isn’t going to make them a reality, at least this week. You’ve got to deal with what’s real, and possibly work quite hard to make your fondest fantasies manifest. In other words, you get to do just what you’re good at; roll up your sleeves and sweat to make things happen—and consequently enjoy them more fervently and fully when they do.

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

If I’m addicted to anything it’s books. For years, I was a devoted holdout, a rebellious lover of books printed on actual paper. But once I became open-minded enough to give eBooks a try, I gave up paper books, probably forever. The ease of reading in virtually any situation, from bright sunlight to total darkness, not to mentioned having my entire library on hand—I was sold. I’m not trying to convert you to eBooks (I’ll be happy if you read any kind of books at all). What I am trying to convince you of is that trying something new—something (or someone) you’ve been resistant to but secretly think you might like if you gave it a chance—would be the best thing you could do with your week.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Don’t let nostalgia screw you; A few months pass, and suddenly your tendency to romanticize the past destroys your equilibrium. That asshole you dated and dumped last year suddenly seems “not so bad.” You can’t remember, quite, what compelled you to cast off that dead weight. “Maybe,” you speculate, “I was being too picky.” No, you weren’t. Don’t trust your fickle memory this week, especially if it disagrees with your diary, or your closest compadres. The antidote to all this Vaseline-lensed reminiscence? Focus on the exciting promise of the future, or better yet, making those thrilling possibilities available to you NOW. GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

You remind me of a kid in a video game arcade with a pocket full of quarters. So blissfully dazed by all the flashing lights and sounds of music and explosions you hardly know where to turn next—you just know it’s going to be good. Except underneath all that joy and present glee, there’s the nagging worry that eventually all those quarters will be gone, and that “game over” sign will flash for the last time. Unfortunately, that’s life, baby. We all have a limited number of metaphorical quarters to spend. There’s no point in worrying about it. All you can do is plug them into a machine and enjoy the game as long as you can—therein, of course, lies the secret of life, at least this week. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

You can’t bubble-wrap your heart through this one, baby. You’ve managed to protect it through a number of rough tumbles and scrapes by swaddling it in layers of insulation, but it’s time to open your chest and walk around with heart on sleeve, instead of trapped and sheltered inside the cage of your ribs. Believe me, it’s not as scary as it sounds; it’s actually exhilarating. You’ll notice colors, music, scents and flavors you’d swear you’ve never experienced before. And you’ll be that much closer, more accessible, and more available to the other delicious sensations coming your way. I can’t tell you more. It’d ruin the surprise.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

You sometimes feel like you’re on a mighty lonely journey, eh, Scorpio? That you’ve been walking solo for just ages now, and the only people you pass are going in the opposite direction. But you’re not alone—you’re just late. All your sweet soul-companions have arrived, just ahead of you, at the oasis you’re approaching, and are patiently waiting for you to get there. Don’t expect huge crowds, only an elite few. But take heart—there’s a high likelihood that when you catch up to the group, you’ll find a remarkable and fascinating companion or three, to accompany you along the next stretch. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

If humans survive for another ten thousand years, at least segments of our species will be so transformed that they’ll be virtually unrecognizable as human. They will call into question exactly what it means to be human; whether our species is what it is because it retains a certain shape, or a certain method of thought, or certain philosophies. I got into this train of thought because I was thinking of how you’re going to wrap your mind around this week’s conundrums. The things you desire (and possibly need) are likely to be presented to you in unfamiliar shapes and packages. So what do you want, Aquarius? The present itself, or does the wrapping matter, too? CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Watch out for those innocent tricksters, the Pisceans, this week, as they’re liable to fool you, big time, without even trying. In fact, they’ll be so guileless that you’ll end up, if you’re not careful, feeling like you fooled yourself. That could end up sending you on a bender, or at least a self-destructive wallow, and none of us needs that. There’s no need to be overcautious or excessively suspicious. But when a mischievous Pisces invites you to play one of their sweet games (which could be hilarious fun), make sure you just play, and don’t go so far that you get played. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

You swallowed a sword and forgot to pull it back out. Ouch. You’ve become so casual and offhand about devouring danger that now you’re faced with that thirty-three inch blade working its way through your system, the hard way. I wish I’d noticed it when you still could have grabbed the hilt and extricated yourself from this edgy situation, but now it’s too late. Seek out some astrological lube to swallow, quick. Not sure how to find it? It’s easily identifiable—anything (or anyone) that gives your stomach butterflies. Found some? If I were you, I’d lie down at that spring and drink deep, all week long.

It’s not that you don’t have an emotional side—something you’re often ridiculously accused of lacking. This is because it sometimes seems that way, because of your exceptional ability to temporarily bypass even the most intense feelings to get shit done when necessary. However, the wisest of us never doubt for a second that you’re as deep as they come. While you could do without those idiots who think otherwise, it’s still in your best interest to not present such a stoic, practical face to the world. Emote. Let your softest, fuzziest sideshow. You might be amazed at who reaches out to touch it.

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