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mismanaged office and news that Kim had been disciplined by his superior years ago. In the end, the Council approved Kim, but only replicating much of the “circus” White and Guzman accused him of running. We’ll start with the now-simmering controversy over what Kim’s people did in regards to alleged murderer Keoni V. Tomas, who was arrested a week after Kim’s confirmation hearing and charged with Murder II in the death of Kimberly Vinuya of Kahului. But Maui Police had also arrested Tomas arrested two months earlier, after the death of Gail Otsuka. According to the Maui PD, they didn’t hold him for long. “After conferring with the Prosecutor’s Office it was determined that TOMAS was to be released pending further investigation,” stated a Maui PD news release sent out on Mar. 10. “Evidence recovered from the scene was sent to Oahu for DNA analysis. The results of the DNA analysis

mation the council wants to provide,” The Maui News reported on Mar. 13 in a separate story than that cited above. If you’ll recall, Minatoya was ripping into Guzman– a former deputy prosecutor himself and current J.D. Kim critic–for leading what he termed a “travesty–a blatant case of abuse of power and authority.” Not long after uttering those words, White cut off Minatoya’s microphone and plunged the panel into recess. When the council returned a moment later, White accused Minatoya of posting a “repulsive” photo on Facebook (which was later revealed to be a meme involving a squirrel dangling in what we’ll charitably call a precarious situation). After Minatoya “objected” to that and asked what was repulsive, White called yet another recess. Finally, a few minutes later, Minatoya quickly ended his comments (you can read the entire, unedited statement he intended on reading at Mauitime.com). According to The Maui News story, Minatoya “objected to not being given the full three minutes of testimony allowed under council rules” and complained to the OIP. In his defense, White told The Maui News that one of his “most important duties is upholding the council’s standard of decorum” and that “attacking individuals personally is prohibited and will not be tolerated.”

YET ANOTHER LC DANCING BILL? Here’s a story you’ve heard many, many times before: the Hawaii state Legislature is considering a bill that would force all the county Liquor Control departments to define “dancing.” Known as SB 868, the

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Great news, kids! The circus otherwise known as the Mar. 3 Maui County Council hearing is still in town! In fact, it’s bigger than ever! On that day, the Maui County Council finally confirmed J.D. Kim for another term as Prosecuting Attorney, though it did so in one of the most ham-fisted manners possible. The meeting was part love-fest for Kim (dozens of attorneys from his office testified about what a stand-up guy he is) and part witch hunt, with Maui County Council Chairman Mike White and Councilman Don Guzman acting as inquisitors, darkly referring to allegations from a few Prosecuting Office clerical employees that Kim has

is still pending. The investigation into this case is still ongoing.” Way to throw J.D. Kim’s office under the bus, Maui PD! Look, it’s entirely possible that the Prosecutor’s Office had very strong reasons for releasing Tomas back in January– lack of evidence being the most prominent. But here’s The Maui News on Mar. 13, quoting Councilman Mike Victorino: “‘I don’t want people to panic, (that officials are) letting criminals out running around,’ he said, emphasizing that he believes Maui police and prosecutors have been doing an ‘exemplary job,’ according to ‘everything I’ve read and been told.’” For that reason, Victorino wants his Policy and Intergovernmental Affairs Committee to “look at ways to avoid a repeat of what’s happened with the case of Keoni Vinuya Tomas.” I’m sorry, but this is weird. If Victorino– who was one of the Kim’s biggest cheerleaders on the County Council during its Mar. 3 confirmation hearing–thinks he’s doing such an “exemplary job,” why not just tell his constituents that Kim is doing a fine job? Why make yet another public spectacle out of the Prosecuting Attorney’s office? And speaking of public spectacles, that Mar. 3 hearing has gotten the Maui County Council in hot water over the Sunshine Law yet again. Seems that the state Ofﬁce of Information Practices is investigating whether the Council–and specifically, Chairman Mike White–violated the state’s open meetings law when it cut off Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Richard Minatoya during the public comment portion. “In an email March 6 to Maui County Council Chairman Mike White, the office asks for copies of the agenda and minutes for the March 3 meeting, as well as any additional infor-

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bill was introduced by 14 state Senators including Maui’s own J. Kalani English, Roz Baker and Gil Keith-Agaran. “As the co-founder of Maui Dance Advocates we have been trying for 9 years to reform the dancing rules in Maui,” said Jiva Jive (fka Anthony Simmons) in his Feb. 24 testimony on the bill. “I have seen people thrown out of establishments for dancing. Dancing is a freedom and I feel we should be able to move our bodies moderately every where [sic] we are. The Maui County Liquor Control has no definition for dancing so any rhythmic or nonrhythmic movement could be illicit. Let the people tap their toes, bob their heads and sway their hips off the dance floor.” I know, I know, we’ve been down this road before. Many times before. But there are two hopeful signs that things may be different this year. First, the bill’s already passed the Senate and is making it way through the House. Second, KHON ran a story on the bill which was later posted to CNN’s website. “Footloose was about a small town putting a ban on dancing,” stated the Mar. 12 KHON story. “On Maui, people can dance, but there are limits.” Of course, not everything’s different: The Maui County LC doesn’t like the bill. “The County of Maui, Department of Liquor Control supports the intent of this bill but opposes it in its current form,” LC Deputy Director Traci Fujita Villarosa said in comments submitted to the Legislature on Feb. 20. “We propose an amendment which clarifies the intent of this bill as set forth in both the description of the bill as well as the implementation language in section 2 of the bill.” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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COUNTY GIVES OUT SMALL BUSINESS AWARDS Maui County’s small business were honored on Feb. 26 at the 2015 Mayor’s Small Business Awards, held at the King Kamehameha Golf Club. The awards dinner was held in partnership with the Maui Chamber of Commerce. The Chamber of Commerce president Pamela Tumpap and Mayor Alan Arakawa presented honors in six categories including a Lifetime Achievement

The location is a convenient place to stop for food, gas, drinks, ice and to talk story before heading to the beach or home at the end of the day. The Exceptional Small Business of the Year with 36-100 employees honors were presented to Maui Gold Pineapple Company. With the help of many, including a handful of former Maui Land & Pine employees, Maui Gold was born in January 2010 after Maui Land and Pineapple closed its pineapple operations in Hali‘imaile. They joined together to preserve the 100-year-old pineapple culture on the island. Lifetime Achievement Award Winner Brittin-Fulton has placed thousands of people in permanent jobs during the past 24 years. Her company, Employers Options, has changed many times over the years but Brittin-Fulton really learned to listen to her clients in 2008-2009; at the time, small businesses were seeking more efficiencies and savings from payroll and human resource services. “Small businesses are a vital component of Maui County’s economy, and

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The Hawaii Congressional Delegation has announced that the U.S. Department of Education will allocate more than $47 million in Title I, Part A Grants to local educational agencies (LEAS)in Hawaii, Honolulu, Kauai and Maui counties for the 2015-2016 school year. Title I Grants to LEAs provide financial assistance to school districts for services that improve the teaching and learning of children at risk of not meeting academic achievement requirements. Based on a variety of factors such as per-pupil expenditures, poverty, and population estimates, Title I Grants are targeted to help students who reside in high concentration areas of children from low-income families. “Our keiki deserve a high-quality education, and the opportunity to gain the tools and skills that will best equip them for success and a bright future,” said Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard (HI-02). “Strong schools and good teachers can help break the cycle of poverty that trap many families, but only if they are given the resources and support needed to empower students. We owe it to our next generation of leaders to give them every opportunity to succeed, regardless of where they come from or their socioeconomic status.” U.S. Senator Brian Schatz (D-Hawaii), who is a member of the Senate Labor, Health and Human Services, and Education Appropriations Subcommittee, said investing in the education of Hawaii’s children is one of the best ways to help them reach their full potential. “But too often, schools in under-served communities lack the necessary resources to make that happen,” Senator Schatz said. “This funding will give schools across Hawaii the resources they need to help our children succeed.” Maui County’s preliminary allocation of funds will be nearly $5 million. The additional preliminary allocations per county

are as follows: Hawaii County, $10.6 million; Honolulu County, $29.4 million; and Kauai County, $2 million. Final allocations are expected to be released by U.S. Department of Education in June 2015, which will differ slightly from the announced preliminary allocations. Congressman Mark Takai (HI-01) said the funds will be directed toward students and schools that need extra resources— primarily schools that are located in lowincome and underserved communities. “I am very happy that Hawaii’s public school system will receive this grant,” Takai said. “Hawaii’s public schools educate the majority of our keiki, and federal grants such as this help provide our schools with the resources they need to succeed. I will continue to work closely with the congressional delegation to maximize the federal support coming in to our state.” Senator Mazie K. Hirono (D-Hawaii) said she knows firsthand that quality education opens the door to opportunity and it is critical that our schools have essential resources to ensure success. “When I came with my mother from Japan to Hawaii as a small child, I enrolled in Hawaii’s public schools without knowing any English,” Hirono said. “If it were not for my teachers and my mother’s high expectations, I wouldn’t be where I am today. Investing in our keiki is the best investment we can make and these funds will help our public schools and students most at need.”

Award to Jennifer Brittin-Fulton of Employers Options Maui. Ginni Madsen of The Maui Mortgage Team was named Young Small Business Person of the Year. Madsen owns her own mortgage business and runs a team of individual mortgage loan originators from her Kihei office. Recognizing that many fell on hard times during the recession, Madsen helps people get loans that will save them money and are not beyond their financial means. This year’s Outstanding Nonprofit Business of the Year award went to Lanai Community Health Center. LCHC has increased its patient count from 975 in 2012 to 1,402–a 44 percent increase. The Health Center is also in the process of building a new facility, which is located in the middle of Lanai City. Maui Sunseeker, LLC was honored as Exceptional Small Business of the Year (10 or fewer employees). The company operates the Maui Sunseeker LGBT Resort which primarily caters to the discerning LGBT traveler, but welcomes all adults to its location in Kihei. In

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2012, when Hawaii civil unions were legally offered to same-sex couples, Sunseeker marketed its service and arranged more than 60 civil unions that year, equating to six percent of all civil unions in the state. Since full marriage equality passed in 2013, the company markets Maui as the ultimate destination for same-sex weddings and honeymoons, even creating their own “Marriage is for Everyone; Say I Do on Maui” video. This year’s Exceptional Small Business (11-35 employees) honor went to Rawlins Enterprises, Inc. Rawlins Chevron on Molokai is a family business operated by “Aunty” Shirley Rawlins, her daughter Lori Lei Crivello, three other family members and hired employees.

these awards celebrate the entrepreneurial spirit that is alive and well in Maui County,” Arakawa said. “Business owners take many risks, work long hours and put their personal assets on the line to provide our community with goods and services, as well as much-needed employment. I congratulate each of this year’s nominees and winners, and wish them continued success.” For more information on awards, grants and programs managed by the Mayor’s Ofﬁce of Economic Development, visit Mauicounty.gov/OED. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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Researchers from Cornell University, inspired by the book World War Z, recently computer-simulated the spread of a “zombie apocalypse”–and now advise the anxiety-prone to head for higher ground if infections break out, recommending Glacier National Park in Montana or, even better, Alaska. Using differential equations and “lattice-based” models, the statisticians demonstrated that infections would slow dramatically as fewer people became available to bite (but that, ultimately, we’re all doomed). The state most quickly wiped out? New Jersey.

WAR ON SCIENCE Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore told a radio audience in February that she would soon introduce a bill reforming end-of-life procedures for terminally ill cancer patients, such as administering baking soda intravenously to “flush out” the cancer “fungus.” Before her election in 2013, she was CEO of Always There Personal Care of Nevada (which she describes as being “in the healthcare industry”). Bonus: Fiore blames her accountant for the company’s reported $1 million in IRS tax liens; the accountant is her ex-husband.

INEXPLICABLE The international sportswear retailer Bjorn Borg (namesake of the Swedish tennis player) created a promotional video game (now also sold separately) that encourages not mayhem and murder, but the vanquishing of one’s opponents with love -- and “lovingly” stripping them down so that they can be outfitted in Bjorn Borg fashions. Said a company official, a player’s mission is “to liberate haters by undressing them with your love guns and (then to) dress them in Bjorn Borg clothing.” (The game also features “teddy bear smoke grenades” and a shirtless man resembling Vladimir Putin astride a bear.)

BREAKING BAD Mark Rothwell made the news in Portland, Oregon, in March 2010 when he prevented a bank robbery (and rescued the terrified Chase teller) by jumping the thief, knocking his gun away and holding him until police arrived. He was later awarded a coveted Portland police Civilian Medal for Heroism. However, on Feb. 19, 2015, according to an arrest report, Rothwell himself pulled a gun and robbed the Albina Community Bank in Portland, making off with $15,700.

WAIT WHAT? For Arthur Mondella, 57, a successful maraschino cherry supplier in Brooklyn, New York, the inspection by the district attorney’s office in February was to be routine, concerning possible pollution of local waters from discharges of cherry

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syrup. Mondella was cooperative until the investigator discovered odd shelving “attached” to a wall with magnets, revealing a “secret” room, and then the smell of marijuana–at which point Mondella calmly left the room and shot himself in the head. Ultimately, police found that the 75-yearold company was merely a side business to Mondella’s substantial marijuana-growing operation in the basement.

USE WHAT YOU HAVE Morrison Wilson, 58, was convicted of assault in Belfast (Northern Ireland) Magistrates Court in February for using his admittedly “big belly” to “bounce” an aggressive neighbor lady out of his garden in a dispute. The lady was injured as she fell backward. And in a March skirmish over a handicapped-parking space at a Walmart in Greenfield, Wisconsin, Ms. Kezia Perkins, 32, was charged with assaulting a 71-year-old woman by, said a witness, “chest-butt[ing] her,” knocking her to the ground. Said Perkins, “It’s not my fault [she] bounced off my big [chest].” (The euphemism “chest” was substituted by WITI-TV of Milwaukee.)

OUR NEXT DELICATE GENERATION Several University of Iowa students requested, and received, special “exceptions from” or “assistance with” class work, including exams, after complaining of stress and a “loss of focus” caused by the appearance of a Ku Klux Klan statue on campus in December. And as alleged de-facto policy at Avalon Elementary School in Orlando, Florida, officials last year prohibited toilet-flushing during the statewide Florida Comprehensive Assessment Test. It was thought, an official said, that the whooshing water sounds from nearby bathrooms would disturb the students (and send their scores, according to an Orlando Sentinel reporter, “spiraling down the drain”).

CAVALCADE OF REDNECKS A 37-year-old man and two female companions were charged in February with stealing tailgates from nine trucks in the Orlando area. Their spree ended when, noticing that a club owner had offered a reward on Facebook for his branded tailgate, the three tried to sell it back to him but botched the transaction. And the driver of an empty car-carrying truck pulled off the Bishop Ford Freeway near Calumet City, Illinois, in February after he heard a calamitous sound and felt the trailer shaking violently. It turns out Asa Cole, 23, speeding and following too closely, had inadvertently driven his pickup truck up the low-hanging tracks of the trailer and come to a stop only inches away from the cab. Said the carrier driver, “Is this ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ or something?” Cole was cited for several violations. ■

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‘Pukoko: A Hawaiian in the American Civil War’ By Anthony Pignataro

t was a very bloody war. Today, most historians simply call it “the Civil War,” but it was anything but. From 1861 to 1865, nearly 3 million Americans fought in it, and more than 750,000 died as a result of the fighting, though most (two-thirds) succumbed to disease rather than violence. Those who died amounted to 2.5 percent of the U.S. population at that time. Were we to experience that casualty rate today, 7 million people would die. Though Kings Kamehameha IV and Kamehameha V kept the Hawaiian Kingdom neutral during the war, people from Hawaii still fought and even died in it. Records on most Hawaiians who joined up (or were pressed into service, often against their will) are spotty at best, but some details are known. Samuel Chapman Armstrong, born in Wailuku to a missionary couple, volunteered and eventually rose to the rank of brigadier general. Henry Ho‘olulu Pitman wasn’t so fortunate. Born in Hilo, Pitman also volunteered, but was captured fairly on in the war and sent to POW Camp Libby in Richmond, Virginia. Though freed as part of a prisoner exchange, his health had deteriorated so rapidly in prison that he died in February 1863. For local author and playwright Wayne Moniz, learning of such men spurred him to write his

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first novel, published by his own Punawai Press in October 2014. Titled Pukoko: A Hawaiian in the American Civil War, the book tells the story of Mo‘ikeha, a young sailor from Maui who gets caught up in the war. Though a work of fiction, Moniz says he based the story’s hero on men like Armstrong, Pitman and others he discovered through extensive historical research. In the middle of a book tour promoting Pukoko, I sat down with Moniz to talk story about the war, novel-writing and the demands of historical fiction.

Q: A:

You’ve written 14 plays and who knows how many poems. Why write this novel?

Curiosity is what drove me. I’m not a historian at all, just someone who’s curious. I had the presumption that this made sense–Hawaiians traveled on ships, were great watermen. At least they would travel to the West Coast. When I found out that San Francisco was the training ground, that made even more sense. I didn’t know that the Union was training the Navy in California–that was also new to me. Right now Nanette Napoleon on Oahu is writing about Hawaiians in the American Civil War, but it’s a non-fiction thing.

Q: A:

In the book you thank Hawaii Paciﬁc University Professor Justin Vance for being your primary historical source. Who is he? He’s the head of the Civil War Roundtable of Honolulu. He and Anita Manning, the Waikiki Elks Club historian, wrote a piece on Hawaii in the American Civil War. They give some specific names, but it’s more of an overview of what happened–like the transition from whaling to sugar in Hawaii, which was a result of the blockade of the South. The blockade meant that the Union had to find some other market for sugar. And more than half the whaling fleet had been attacked by the C.S.S. Shenandoah. When Arnie Kotler invited me to the ceremony at the Punchbowl, I met the family of Henry Pitman. And Justin was there. Funny: I got a little late to the ceremony, so I started running up the hill. But when I looked back I saw two guys in uniform with guns running after me. They were reenactors who were late, too. Their uniforms were made of wool. Not sure how comfortable they would be in the South in the summer, but they said that when you sweat it acts as insulation. Not sure how true that is.

Q: A:

Were you ever in the military?

I was in ROTC, but never went into the military. My father was in Guadalcanal. I think of myself as a peaceful person, but wouldn’t deny anybody who wanted to do that.

Q: A:

Why write this book as a novel? Why not just do a non-ﬁction book about those who served?

If I did it as a non-fiction piece, it would only have been 10 pages. We have just a framework of [the Maui veterans’] life. They didn’t keep good records. But when I talk about writing fiction, I’m talking about adding dialogue. And even that was dependent on the context of the times. When I wrote about Kamehameha the Great, I wasn’t a warrior but I knew he had insecurities. It’s a way to humanize them in my books. But I still wanted to write about Pitman because his story was fascinating. I was sitting by the grave of Kino‘ole-o-Liliha [his mother] at Waiola Church in Lahaina when it came to me–just write it as fiction. Henry Pitman was 20 when he died.

doah, I can see why you wanted to put the ship in the story somehow.

I also usually read something from the beginning, where he goes to Olowalu to find a canoe.

For a while, it was really difficult to fit it in. She didn’t get into the Pacific until the war was really over. I put it aside for about two weeks, and then realized how I could plot it.

That was quite an involved scene, with Mo‘ikeha going through the protocols to ﬁnd and then construct his own canoe…

Q: A:

What do you hope readers come away with from this book?

The obvious one is having a better sense of history and Maui’s part in it. Some people think Maui is just a little island, not too important. But we played a part in this bigger picture. PHOTO COURTESY WAYNE MONIZ

Q: A:

You’ve done a number of book tour events so far. How are audiences receiving book?

They’re fascinated by it, but they’re in the same boat I was in when I started. Civil War buffs are crazy about it. There are so many Civil War books out there now, especially since this year is the 150th anniversary of the end of the war. Wayne Moniz

More died of disease than bullet wounds. Yesterday I ran across something a fellow soldier wrote about him. He was feeling tired as they were marching into Fredericksburg, and he hung back. That’s when they were captured and sent to Libby. Once you get the basic outline of the story, it kind of leads you on. Speaking of the story, maybe it’s just me, but I thought the book actually read like it was written in the 19th century. Was that something you did on purpose?

It’s probably more of a traditional style. I just read a book about the Chinese in the Civil War, and it had splintered writing, pieces of sentences. But when you get into that time, people were simpler. Their world was limited.

Given the subject matter, and the fact that the title “Pukoko” translates as “blood red,” your book is actually very gentle.

He [Mo‘ikeha] is a gentle character. Part of that is the Hawaiian spirit–be gentle and nice, and he carries it through. But it’s reversed when he reaches the black man who cares for him. These guys really didn’t want to fight, but you get to a point where someone has to fight for what’s right. I never call him a mercenary, but he joins for the money. [Honolulu-born veteran James] Bush–that’s why he fought, to get a good pension.

I have to admit that scene reminded me of a Gilligan’s Island episode, in which Gilligan and the Skipper ﬁnd out there was a murder before they sailed, and all of their fellow castaways are suspects.

Good. I just got invited to the Honolulu Book and Music Festival on May 2. I’ll talk about the book, do a reading. I usually read the part where he meets the black man.

editor@mauitime.com For more coverage on Maui’s past, visit: mauitime.com/history PUKOKO: A HAWAIIAN IN THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR

By Wayne Moniz Punawai Press, 2014 - $15 Available at Barnes & Noble in Lahaina and Amazon.com Here are some of Moniz’s upcoming book tour events:

• Sunday, March 22: Barnes and Noble, Lahaina–2-3:30pm. Special Guests include Ata Damasco and Kalei Jaramillo and company. • Tuesday, April 14: Wailea Women’s Literary Society Golf Vistas, Vicki Hyde’s Residence in Makena–11am. • Saturday, May 2: Honolulu Book and Music Festival, Honolulu Hale Hawaiian Pavilion–4-5pm.

Clearly, you did a great deal of research, on both the war and life on Maui in the mid-19th century. Did that ever hinder you when developing the story?

Research can be a stimulus to me to stay on track. But with all my books, I do the research and then put it aside. I only go back to it if I need something really specific. I have a lot of names of hotels in the book, and they’re all real. But I will just take the general impression from my research and then write my story. I have all my notes. I happily came across a CD-Rom of daily life in Lahaina in the 19th century. That’s how I learned about the fire in town.

Q: A:

Which I had never heard of.

Yeah, when he’s on the boat, the obvious thing is for there to be a big storm. But that’s so cliche. So I did a murder scene, with all the elements of old Hawaiian society there.

The Shenandoah was a Confederate ship that preyed on whaling ships during the war. Since many Hawaiians who worked on those whalers ended up getting captured and pressed into service on the Shenan-

How’s the book tour going?

And I left out some steps! Otherwise that would have been a book in itself. ■

It is one of the lighter scenes in the book. The sugar man in it is [James] Campbell, basically. That’s another thing I learned–I had no idea that they grew potatoes in Lahaina before sugarcane. I write under the presumption that if I didn’t know something, then my audience likely didn’t know either. That’s the old teacher in me.

It was all more of a stimulus, not a hinderance. Though I was trying to keep the timeline correct, which I did until I came to the Shenandoah. Lots of people don’t know there were warships in the Pacific.

Still, there’s a ton of action in this book: shark, ﬁre, battle, bandits, a play starring John Wilkes Booth and his brothers and even a murder at sea...

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COFFEE WITH SOME HISTORY I ran into Maui Coffee Attic by accident while taking a walk in Wailuku. I had noticed some painting going on at the old Hokama’s building as I drove by during my daily commute, but I didn’t really pay attention. Then one day I was walking down to Ba Le and saw the new Coffee Attic signage on the wall. I had to stop in. John and Gwen Henry serve coffee, tea and bits of Maui architectural history from their cool little coffee shop. “The building is 60 years old,” Gwen said. As the story goes, a brother in law from the Hokama family was going to architecture school around the days of Frank Lloyd Wright. He (the brother in law, not Wright) had big ideas for the building, which sold electronics and stereos back in the day. Elements from

the old days still remain. In fact, the cash register they use is original to Hokama’s, and they actually ring up your coffee with it. Maui Coffee Attic offers a great menu, but their Nutella Latte is incredible. Their iced coffee also boasts big, dark chucks of ice made from coffee. While I was there, another customer told me that the Chai Tea was one of her favorites beverages. The Henry's get their salad greens from Kumu Farms, and Gwen lit up when she described the salads she makes there. They also have pizza and pastries on the menu. They are open 6am to 6pm daily. Maui Coffee Attic 59 Kanoa St., Wailuku 808-250-9555

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the sauce with the coconut shrimp because everyone serves it with Thai chile sauce (the new sauce will be guava butter). Expect to see that at the truck in a week or so. I asked her what she puts in the salad dressing because it’s so good–creamy, sweet and tangy. Thomas says the credit for the salads goes to Kumu Farms–she says it’s their fresh-picked greens that supplies the flavor. Thomas’ truck experienced a breakthrough when they decided to stop serving mac salad; suddenly, the space opened up for so much more in their kitchen. Today, plates come with green salad and their excellent rice pilaf. The Kinaole Food Truck posts up on the corner of South Kihei Road and Alanui Ke Alii Road from 11am to 7:30pm every day. Kinaole Grill 73 Alanui Kealii Dr., Kihei 808-280-9048

TACOS WORTH SPENDING THE RENT MONEY This food truck isn’t new. The Horhitos Mobile Taqueria has been making their tacos, wraps, Hawaiian plates and specials from this location for more than two years. Chef Jorge Galaviz has been making Mexican food for Kihei for a lot longer than that–his original Horhitos used to be next to Hapas. So it’s only natural that the passion people have for his tacos is intense. A quick read on their Facebook posts shows fans from around the world: They’re “worth travelling from Australia to Maui for these tacos,” says Peter Lyness writes; Maui’s Jeromy Yahomi said he “could spend my rent money per month in shrimp tacos here… they’re that good.” Horhitos Mobile Taqueria likes to say they don’t skimp on the shrimp. They wrap their grilled seasoned shrimp up with shredded lettuce, chipotle mayo, pico de gallo and cheese in a warm flour tortilla and charge $3. They’re good sized shrimp, too. Mahi or Ono tacos are

served the same way for $4. If you want more, the shrimp wrap is very similar, only bigger and in burrito form and sells for $9. While they don’t have as many people waxing poetic about their tacos al pastor, I have to say those are delicious too (those and their steak, roasted pork and chicken tacos are $2 each). They also offer quesadillas, burgers, Hawaiian plates and Caesar salad. It’s not cooked ahead, so order a cold drink and have a seat. You can find them with a bit of shade and tables right next to the Kihei Marketplace. They have a second mobile truck that serves the same menu Wednesday and Saturday nights at the Maui Brewing Company Tasting Room in Kihei.You can also catch them at the Kihei Town Parties. Horhitos Mobile Taqueria 1941 S. Kihei Rd. Horhitosmobiletaqueriaonmaui.blogspot.com

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Where do you go when you want fresh fish? You could head to the harbor and start shopping the fishing boats, or you could see the fellas at South Maui Fish Co., who already have the boat connections. All you have to do is show up and order a fillet of whatever they just brought out of the ocean. When I stopped by, Kyle Cordell, one of the owners, was working the truck. He said Mahi was on its way, but the Ahi was already filleted and ready to go. One of the things they do here (besides poke bowls that they make right there on the spot) is sell you fresh fish that you can prepare at home. They also sell you the seasonings that they recommend for your kind of fish, along with some verbal cooking instructions. I ended up with a gorgeous dark red slab of ahi, and the furikake and unagi

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This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, MAR. 19 MALAMA HAIKU – The Haiku Community Association is inviting the public to talk story about local land issues this Thursday. The evening will feature county Planning Director Will Spence, Hawaiian Islands Land Trust Conservation Director Scott Fisher and Maui Tomorrow Foundation board member Mark Sheehan. Topics will include the Haiku Hoolaule‘a, land development, Giggle Hill and the elections for the 2015 Haiku Community Association Board of Directors. 5pm. Haiku Community Center (Hana Highway at Pilialoha Street, Haiku), Haikumaui.org. Photo: Forest & Kim Starr/Wikimedia Commons

PICNIC FOR POKI – Enjoy fresh air and lunch under the shade this Thursday at Picnic for Poki. This month features live music by Punana Leo O Maui, Maui’s only Hawaiian language immersion preschool. The keiki will be joined by their parents and kumu. Punana Leo O Maui will also use the day to warm-up for Ho‘omau 2015. Fresh baked cookies will sweeten the afternoon deal. Free. 11am. Ka‘ahumanu Church (103 S. High St., ) Photo courtesyy Aha Punana Leo Facebook page Wailuku).

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MAKAWAO THIRD FRIDAY – Spring into Makawao Third Friday with live music from The Easy, great vegan treats from Coconut Glen’s and Brenton Keith’s bag ‘o tricks! The quaint paniolo town party will also have live music from Max Angel at the Shops of Makawao parking lot and the local trio Just Friends in front of the Kamoda Store. Shop local merchants and savor the unique flavors of this Upcountry town. Free. 5-8pm. Makawao Town, Mauifridays.com/makawao.

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LOPAKA KAPANUI – The MACC presents Lopaka Kapanui this Friday in the McCoy Studio Theater. From chicken skin to giggling, he’s mastered the craft of Hawaiian storytelling. The evening’s themes will circle around Hawaii’s gods and ghosts. Do you believe in ghosts? $20+. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

CASTELLO BANFI WINE DINNER – Makena Beach & Golf Resort’s wine and dinner series welcomes back Banfi Vintner, hailing from the Tuscan vineyards. Guests are invited to a six-course dinner paired with the Italian vino. The menu highlights the flavorful pairings of Alaskan King Crab and Roasted New Zealand Red Deer with Banfi’s Pinot Gris and Chianti. $130+. 6:30pm. Molokini Bar & Grille (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888, Makenaresortmaui.com. Photo courtesy MBGR Facebook page

SATURDAY, MAR. 21 KUPAOA – See Kellen Paik and Lihau Hannahs Paik–known as Kupaoa–this Saturday at the MACC’s McCoy Studio Theater. Winning multiple Na Hoku Hanohano Awards, Kellen was also recognized for his Hawaiian language song composition by the Hawaii Academy of Recording Artists. $30. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio Theater (One Cameron Way); 808-242-7467, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

JAPANESE BUYO RECITAL – The Maui Buyo Dance Academy is inviting the public to its classical Japanese dance recital this Saturday at Baldwin High School. Readily performed by geisha, featured guests will include Matsudai Ryu, Matsudai Mitsunobu, Matsudai Tamao and Nakayama Minyo Kai. A combination of dance and pantomime, the traditional performance art dates back to the 17th century. Free. 1-4pm. Baldwin High School (1650 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului). Photo: Jean-Pierre Dalbéra/Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, MAR. 21 MEO 50TH ANNIVERSARY DANCE PARTY – Inspired by ABC’s Dancing with the Stars, Maui Economic Opportunity celebrates 50 years of community service this Saturday with a “50 for 50” featuring “Dancing with Our Stars.” The public is invited to the King Kamehameha Golf Clubhouse for a local celebrity dance party that will include Mayor Alan Arakawa, Sharon Zalsos, Councilmember Don Guzman and more. Judges for the evening’s guest dancers include Kellie-Pali Cruz, Tony Takitani and Kathy Collins. Who will take home the disco ball? $150. 6pm. King Kamehameha Golf Clubhouse (2500 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-249-2990, Meoinc.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

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GLOW DANCE PARTY – Glow on the dance floor this Saturday at Kono’s On The Green with DJ Playwfire Ono. Maui Pride’s annual Glow Dance Party will include Top 40 hits, a laser show and a black light cannon. Refuel with food and beverages available for purchase. $10. 9pm-1am. Kono’s on the Green (1345 Pi’ilani Hwy., Kihei); 808-446-0549, Mauipride.org. Photo courtesy Light Sea Images

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AN EVENING FOR TRUCKER – Maui continues to rally around little tike Trucker Dukes as he battles cancer. You can help by seeing Grammy-nominated songbird Amy Hanaialii Gilliom at Trucker’s cause this Saturday. Trucker is fighting stage-five neuroblastoma, a rare and aggressive cancer. The evening will also feature a silent auction. $75. 6:30pm-9pm. Kahili Terrace Restaurant (2500 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Wailuku), Facebook.com/TeamTrucker. Photo courtesy Amy Hanaialii Gilliom

MAUI POPS GOES TO THE BALLET – Performing an immensely popular ballet from the 18th century, the Maui Academy of Performing Arts will collaborate with the Maui Pops Orchestra this Sunday at the MACC. Their rendition of the comic ballet Coppelia will unfold on the Castle Theater stage with music by Stravinsky, Verdi and Mendelssohn. $15-50. 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo from 2014 production of Coppelia: Naim Chidiac/Abu Dhabi Festival/Wikimedia Commons

WEDNESDAY, MAR. 25 UKULELE MIX PLATE – The Shops at Wailea’s newest tenant, Mele Ukulele, is inviting the public to their Ukulele Mix Plate this Wednesday. Featuring both audience participation and guest performances, the evening is dedicated to perpetuating the art of the ukulele. Loaner instruments will be available to perfect your strum. 6-8pm. The Shops at Wailea (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770, Meleukulele.com. Photo courtesy Mele Ukulele

MAUI ENERGY CONFERENCE – The 2015 Maui Energy Conference nference kicks merging off this Wednesday at the MACC. Industry experts will discuss emerging ds, trends in the electric utility industry, public policy, microgrids, renewables integration and more. Learn how our relationship with electric utilities is rapidly changing. The conference spans three days, culminating on Friday, Mar. 27. $395-$525. Maui Arts & Cultural Center Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo of Tesla electric roadster: Plug In America/Wikimedia Commons

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Not Another Mob Movie At least Liam Neeson’s ‘Run All Night’ is better than ‘Taken 3’ ★★★★★ Rated R / 114 Min.

un All Night wants to be the kind of morally murky, New Yorkflavored crime thriller that Sidney Lumet used to make. It also aims to be the latest action movie where Liam Neeson plays a man with the skills to kill every bad guy who gets in his way. Run All Night (a title that sounds like a Nike slogan) is the third time Neeson and director Jaume Collet-Sera have collaborated, after Unknown and Non-Stop. Unfortunately, it has the polish but unmemorable afterglow of the former and minus the trashy fun of the latter. Neeson plays “Jimmy the Gravedigger,” an Irish mobster who has served the same boss (played by Ed Harris) his whole life. Jimmy is estranged from his son (Joel Kinnaman), who wants nothing to do with his father’s life. However, after his son becomes a witness to a murder, Jimmy vows to protect his son for one night, as New York’s finest and a ice-blooded hit man (Common) are in pursuit.

There’s no doubt Neeson’s star power helped get this made but he’s miscast. Playing a drunken loser who manages to sober up long enough to protect his son, he’s just not believable as a pathetic, washed-up thug. Having done far too many films where he dispatches hundreds of opponents, it’s no longer a surprise to see Neeson rise to the challenge and murder dozens and dozens of bad guys. A scene early in the movie, where Jimmy drunkenly dresses like Santa and ruins his boss’s Christmas party, is embarrassing for all the wrong reasons. Kinnaman is in good form but, as in the Robocop remake, he’s better than the material. Common plays his murderer for hire so well, I wish more time were given to his character. Harris is one of my favorite actors and he makes his scenes count, but this is a far cry from State of Grace, the similarly themed 1990 Irish mob thriller he costarred alongside Sean Penn and Gary Oldman. That movie is a big league gangster classic. Run All Night in comparison, is pee-wee league. The action is well staged but the editing hinders it, making some of the stunt

I forget, was my family kidnapped in this one?

work and chases too jumbled. Lethal Weapon maestro Richard Donner was a maverick (pun intended) at shaping elaborate foot and auto chases. ColletSera, in comparison, finds his best efforts muted by jarring cuts to the action. There are CGI-enhanced camera swoops of the city, which is a cool framing device at first, until the movie overuses it. The dialogue is mostly a collection of tough guy movie clichés, like this one: “put some sugar in your coffee, officer, cuz it’s gonna be a long night.” Late in the film, there’s a sequence set in a high-rise apartment, in which Neeson and Kinnaman are pursued by Common, evade the police and survive a fire. It’s the lone, sustained set-piece that

builds momentum and tension. This makes the same mistake of many other films, by opening with its last scene first. It then cuts to “16 Hours Earlier” and works back to first scene/end of the movie. The establishing scene spoils the plot developments in the over-extended finale. To cut Run All Night a break, it’s better and has more on its mind than either Taken sequels. This is less a Neeson Murders the Big Apple vehicle than a dark tale of how the sins of the father poison the next generation. Harris and Neeson may not have the best material but in their shared scenes, they clearly relish the opportunity to work together. Their one-on-one scenes are so good, you wish the movie around it were better. ■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Crazy Beautiful You-NR-THU 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:00, FRI-TUE 11:00 12:00 1:45 2:45 4:30 5:30 7:00 9:45, WED 11:00 12:00 1:45 2:45 4:30 7:00 9:45, THU 11:00 12:00 1:45 2:45 4:30 5:30 7:00 9:45 Chappie-R- THU 10:45 12:00 1:25 2:40 4:20 5:20 7:05 8:00, FRI-WED 10:45 1:25 4:20 7:05 9:35, THU 10:45 1:25 4:20

5:10) 6:45 7:15 7:45 9:30 10:10 10:40, SAT (11:00 1:00 1:40 2:00 4:20 4:50 5:10) 6:45 7:15 7:45 9:30 10:10 10:40, SUN (11:00 11:20 1:20 1:40 4:20 5:10) 6:45 7:15 9:30 10:10 10:40, MON (11:20 1:00 1:20 2:00 3:50 4:10 4:50) 6:30 7:30 7:40 9:20 9:50 10:30, TUE (11:20 1:00 1:20 2:00 3:50 4:10 4:50) 6:30 7:00 7:40 9:20 9:50 10:30, WED (11:20 1:00 1:30 2:00 3:50 4:10 4:50) 6:30 7:00 7:40 9:20 9:50 10:30, THU (11:20 1:20 1:40 2:00 4:10 4:30 4:50) 6:40 7:00 7:40 9:50 10:25 10:30

THURS | 3/19 10:30, TUE (12:00 2:30 5:00) 7:30 10:10, WED (12:00 2:30) 7:40 10:10, THU (12:00 2:30 5:00) 7:30 10:10 Spongebob Squarepants:Sponge Out Of WaterPG- 2D THU (2:30) 7:10, FRI (1:50) 10:10, SAT (2:50) 10:10, SUN (1:50) 10:10, MON-TUE (11:10 4:30) 10:00, WED-THU (11:10 4:30)10:50 American Sniper-R- THU (11:20 1:30 4:40) 7:00 9:20, FRI-SUN (2:20) 7:10, MON-WED (1:30) 6:50, THU (1:30) Still Alice-PG- THU (1:40)

Fifty Shades of Grey-R- THU 2:00 4:45 7:30, FRITHU 11:15 2:00 4:45 7:30 10:10

The Gunman-R- FRI (11:00 2:30 4:20) 7:50 10:40, SAT (11:00 1:40 4:20) 7:50 10:40, SUN (11:00 2:30 4:20) 7:50 10:40, MON-THU (11:20 1:50 4:40) 7:30 10:20

Kingsman: The Secret Service-R- THU 10:45 1:35 4:35 7:30, FRI-TUE 10:45 1:35 4:35 7:25 8:00 10:15 10:30, WED 10:45 1:35 4:35 7:25 10:15, THU 10:45 1:35 4:35 7:25 8:00 10:15 10:30

Run All Night-R- THU (11:30 2:30 4:30) 7:50 10:20, FRI (11:00 2:00 4:40) 7:30 10:20, SAT (2:00 4:40) 7:30 10:20, SUN (11:00 2:00 4:40) 7:30 10:20, MON (2:10 4:10) 7:30 10:10, TUE-THU (2:10 4:10) 7:50 10:10

Unfinished Business-R- THU (11:20 2:20 4:30) 7:40 10:00

McFarland USA-PG- THU 10:50 1:30 4:30 7:15, FRI-THU 10:50 1:30 4:30 7:15 10:00

The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel-PG- THU (11:40 1:40 4:50) 7:20 9:30, FRI-SUN (11:10 1:50 4:40) 7:20 10:20, MON-THU (11:20 1:10 4:50) 7:10 10:40

Strange Magic-PG- THU (11:40 2:10 4:40) Paddington-PG- THU (11:10 4:10)

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The Lazarus Effect-PG13- THU 12:00

Focus-R- THU (11:20 1:50 4:20) 9:50, FRI-SUN (11:00 4:10), MON-TUE (11:10 4:20) 10:50, THU (11:10 4:20) 9:50

658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) (This theater’s showtimes were partially unavailable at press time. Please call them directly for more info)

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The Duff-PG13- THU (11:20 2:20) 6:30, FRI-SUN (11:00 5:10) 7:50 10:50, MON (12:00 2:30 5:00)

The Divergent Series: Insurgent-PG13- 2D FRISUN (1:50) 10:40. 3D FRI-SUN (11:00) 4:45 7:35

Dalai Lama Tour-NR- WED 6:30

Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

TCM PRESENTS REAR WINDOW - NR - Thriller - Alfred Hitchcock’s classic 1954 film about a wheelchairbound photographer (Jimmy Stewart), his hot girlfriend (Grace Kelly) and a man in a nearby apartment who may have committed murder (Raymond Burr). 112 min.

NOW PLAYING AMERICAN SNIPER - R - Action/War - Clint Eastwood directs this look at the story of Navy SEAL Chris Kyle, the most successful sniper in American history. 132 min. CINDERELLA - PG - Drama/Adventure - You know the story: hot chick, evil step-sisters, dashing adventurer in the woods. 112 min.

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SAT | 3/21

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Cinderella-PG- THU (11:10 11:30 11:50 1:20 1:50 2:20 4:10 4:40 5:10) 6:40 7:00 7:30 9:50 10:20 10:50, FRI (11:00 11:20 1:00 1:40 2:00 4:20 4:50

THE GUNMAN - R - Action/Crime - An assassin (Sean Penn) kills the Congolese minister of mines, then returns to the Congo years later for some reason and finds himself the target of other assassins. 115 min.

90’S NIGHT WITH DJ BLAST

6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

The Divergent Series: Insurgent-PG13- 2D FRI (11:40 1:30 4:30) 6:40 7:30 10:00 10:30, SAT (12:00 1:30 4:30) 6:40 7:30 10:00 10:30, SUN (11:40 1:30 4:10) 6:40 7:30 10:00 10:30, MON-THU (1:20 4:20) 7:20 10:00 10:20. 3D FRI-SAT (11:00 11:20 1:00 2:10 3:40 4:00 5:00) 7:00 8:00 9:40, SUN (11:00 11:20 12:50 2:10 3:40 4:30 5:00) 7:00 8:00 9:40, MON (11:10 12:50 2:00 3:40 4:40) 6:40 7:00 9:40, TUE (11:10 12:50 2:00 3:40 5:00) 6:40 8:00 9:40, WED (11:10 12:40 1:00 3:40 5:00) 6:40 8:00 9:40, THU (11:10 12:50 2:00 3:40 5:00) 6:40 8:00 9:40

FOUR BLOOD MOONS - NR - Fantasy - Christian “documentary” about how the world may be coming to an end. Includes interview with convicted felon Dinesh D’Souza. 150 min.

FRI | 3/20

WED | 3/25

TCM Presents Rear Window-NR- SUN 2:00 7:00, WED 2:00 7:00

THE DIVERGENT SERIES: INSURGENT - PG13 - Adventure/Sci-Fi - A girl of destiny fights inner demons as she takes on the powerful alliance that controls her society. 119 min.

6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

Four Blood Moons-NR- MON 7:30

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CHAPPIE - R - SciFi/Thriller - A scary police droid goes rogue in the future and starts to think for itself. Oh, joy. 120 min. CRAZY BEAUTIFUL YOU - NR - Drama/Romance - A spoiled young girl travels with her mother on a medical mission and learns a lot about life. 114 min. THE DUFF - PG13 - Comedy - A high school senior plots to take down the in-crowd after they deem her a “Designated Ugly Fat Friend.” 100 min. FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - R - Drama/Fantasy - Some chick has crazy sex with a demented billionaire. 125 min. FOCUS - R - Comedy/Crime/Drama - Will Smith is a veteran con man, Margot Robbie is a femme fatale who makes his life go sideways. At the very least, it’s gotta be better than After Earth. 104 min. KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE - R - Action/ Comedy - A street kid gets recruited into a secret spy agency to fight some evil tech mastermind. 129 min. MCFARLAND USA - PG - Drama - A small town cross country coach inspires his athletes to succeed. Made by Disney. Stars Kevin Costner and Maria Bello. 128 min. RUN ALL NIGHT - R - Action/Crime - A hitman (Liam Neeson, of course) has one night to decide if he’s going to help his estranged son (Joel Kinnamon) or a murderous mob boss (Ed Harris). Decisions, decisions… See this week’s film review. 114 min.

THE SECOND BEST EXOTIC MARIGOLD HOTEL - PG - Comedy/Drama - Sonny opens a second hotel when the first Best Exotic Marigold Hotel gets nearly booked up. 122 min. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: SPONGE OUT OF WATER - PG - Animation/Comedy - Spongebob fights a pirate in another dimension to find a stolen recipe. 93 min.

LAST CHANCE THE LAZARUS EFFECT - PG13 - Thriller - A group of students experiment with raising the dead. What could go wrong? I mean, besides losing their grant funding... 83 min. PADDINGTON - PG - Comedy/Family - A young bear from Peru gets lost in London. 95 min. STILL ALICE - PG13 - Drama - Alice (Julianne Moore) is a linguistics professor who has to deal with the onset of Alzheimer’s Disease. 101 min. STRANGE MAGIC - PG - Animation - You’ve got goblins, elves and fairies battling over some potion. Voices by Evan Rachel Wood, Kristin Chenoweth and Elijah Kelley. 99 min. UNFINISHED BUSINESS - R - Comedy - Vince Vaughn, Dave Franco and Tom Wilkinson star in this story of a business trip that goes wild. 91 min.

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Calendar

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS THIRD FRIDAY AFTER-PARTY WITH AMY HANAIALI‘I - Fri, Mar 20. Enjoy Makawao’s Third Friday festivities and stay Upcountry a little longer to hear the sweet sounds of Maui’s very own Amy Hanaiali‘i. She’ll be making music with her brother Eric Gilliom and the Ghetto Jam Band. Show starts at 10pm, 21 and over. $10 before 10pm, $15 after. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); Casanovamaui.com DRIVE-IN MOVIE - Sat, Mar 21. Enjoy a classic evening reminiscent of the old drive-in movie days! The Maui community is invited to enjoy this family-friendly gathering, watch a famous family flick and see a big screen surprise. Free. 7:30pm. Hali‘imaile Distillery Parking Lot (4051 Omaopio Rd., Kula); 808-877-0009. BEATLES SING ALONG - Sat, Mar 21. Join some of Maui’s finest musicians and sing along with the music of the Beatles. The evening includes soulful Beatles harmonies with Louise Lambert, Steve Craig, Jason Schwartz, Paul Janes-Brown and The HouseShakers: Kenny Gieser, Lenny Castellanos and Paul Marchetti. They will be joined by more special guests to create a musical event for Beatles fans of all ages. There will also be prizes for the best Beatles and 1960s costumes. $20 at the door, $15 in advance. 7pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Louiselambert.com SPRING EQUINOX PARTY WITH DJ DRAGONFLY- Sat, Mar 21. DJ Dragonfly is visiting Maui from the Bay Area this weekend. Remix the Earth presents a night of Global Beats, Electro Swing and Tropical House. DJ Dragonfly will be joined by Boogiemeister, a live set by Luv Kat, VJ Douglas Beboer, and more. Music starts at 9:45, 21 and over. $15 cover. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); Casanovamaui.com WORLD WATER DAY FESTIVAL - Sun, Mar 22. To celebrate the importance of water, Maui Brewing Company is hosting Maui’s first ever “Save Water, Drink Beer” World Water Day Festival. This all-day event will feature craft beer, live music, food trucks, games, prizes and the opportunity to learn about local conservation efforts from more than 20 groups whose representatives will be on hand to share information and conduct fun activities. During the day, a water-themed pub trivia contest will be held, along with bouts of Water Pong, with opportunities to win prizes. 1pm. Maui Brewing Company (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); Westmauikumuwai.org

SPRING KEIKI CAMPS CAMP KALANUI - Mar 16-20, Mar 23-27. Don’t miss out on Maui’s most exciting and creative summer camp. For ages 5+, Spring Camp Kalanui offers a diverse visual arts curriculum geared to stretch minds, exercise imaginations, keep the body active and introduce new idea-generating techniques. Call to register your child today. 9am-4pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560. KAMP KRAZY TALES - Mar 16-20. The Drama Queen (Kristi Scott) and Keyboard Kim (Kim Vetterli) are teaming up again to present a drama/music camp this spring for the keiki of Kihei and beyond. Young students will learn fun drama games and music techniques and the camp will culminate with a short performance for parents. Pre-registration is required. No previous experience is necessary. $150 each week. 9am-12pm. ProArts Playhouse (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550. DRAMA CAMP - Mar 16-20. Students ages 5-9 will make new friends while learning how to create characters, improvise and put on a short original play to share with family and friends on the last day. $195 per person. 9am-2pm. MAPA Studios (2027 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-8760; Mauiacademy.org DANCE CAMP - Mar 16-20. Rebecca Owen will be

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teaching students dance skills in ballet, jazz, hip hop, memorization, flexibility, coordination and teamwork. Geared for students ages 6-10. Beginners welcome. The camp culminates in a performance for family and friends. $195 per person. 9am-2pm. MAPA Studios (2027 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-8760; Mauiacademy.org PRINCESS DANCE CAMP - Mar 16-20. Kathleen Schultz will be teaching princesses ages 3-5 about different princess related dancing, stories, activities and crafts. Princesses are encouraged to bring their imagination and favorite princess gear. No experience necessary. $125 per person. 9am-12pm. MAPA Studios (2027 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-8760; Mauiacademy.org

STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui.$29.99 Keiki / $59.99 adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, dinner, and VIP packages are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm. Tickets start at $59.99; kama‘aina and military prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ‘ANNIE GET YOUR GUN’ - Fri, Mar 20-Sun, Mar 22. Travel to the Wild West with Maui OnStage’s new show ‘Annie Get Your Gun.’ Stars real-life married couple Alexis and Steven Dascoulias as sharpshooters Annie Oakley and Frank Butler. $20-40. 7:30pm Fridays and Saturdays and 3pm Sundays. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com

FOODIE JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - (Every 2nd and 4th Sat.) Join Japengo’s sushi chef in their chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $50 per person (includes sushi, non-alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity). Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. Every second and fourth Saturday of every month. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Maui.hyatt.com FARM TO TABLE DINING - (Every Sat.) Feast on the abundant harvest of a freshly picked vegetarian meal made from only the purest, chemical and pesticide free ingredients, accompanied by Maui Sacred Earth Soothing Herbal Tea Blend. Menu varies depending on what’s available for harvest. Call for reservations. $25, $20 kama‘aina. 6-8pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - (Every Sun.) Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com PULEHU BAR–WINE SOCIAL EVENTS (Every Sun & Mon.) Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people maximum will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends.

5-5:45pm. For reservations, please visit Opentable.com. Pulehu Italian Grill, Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali). VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - (Every 3rd Tuesday). See, and sample how chefs use local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast and desserts. No registration required. For a jumpstart on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes online. Free. 5-6pm. Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; Downtoearth.org

ART RICHARD DIGIACOMO - Every Thu in Mar. Richard DiGiacomo, of Russian and Italian descent, is an accomplished artist who is known for his innovative approach to coloration. For more than 35 years, he has worked with celebrities, noted interior designers and leading institutions. Free. 11am-3pm. Maui Hands Gallery - Makawao (1169 Makawao Ave., Makawao); 808-572-2008. MORT LUBY - Every Tue & Wed in March. Mort Luby studied art at the Universities of Notre Dame and Chicago. He paints in oil and watercolor. The scope of his work encompasses everything from life drawings to huge oil paintings of historical scenes. Free. (Tuesday) 1-4pm. Maui Hands Gallery - Paia (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245. (Wednesday) Free. 5-8pm. Maui Hands Gallery - Hyatt Regency (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-7997. VICTORIA WUNDRUM - Every Fri in Mar. A multi-talented artist, Victoria Wundrum paints in watercolor, oil, acrylic and pastel and also creates jewelry and mixed media constructions. Free. 4:30-7:30pm. Maui Hands Gallery - Lahaina (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898. GUY BUFFET - Mar 20. Guy Buffet’s whimsical chefs and waiters as well as his Polynesian, Chinese and European subjects have become cultural icons, and he has become one of the most widely loved, recognizable and admired artists in the world. Free. 6:30-9:30pm. Lahaina Galleries (828 Front St., Lahaina); Lahainagalleries.com DARIO COMPANILE - Wed, Mar 25. Italian artist Dario Campanile is proud to call Maui his home. His long career has included a private audience with the Dalai Lama. His works include the abstract, surreal, photorealistic and metal. Free. 6:30-9pm. The Shops at Wailea (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8583; Lahainagalleries.com MEET THE ARTISTS - Local artists will be working their magic on their pieces. Catch them in action and say ‘hi’! This week you can talk stories with feather art and jewelry artist Ellen Levinsky on Tuesday and photographer Blake Hill on Wednesday. Free. 10am-2pm. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery (648 Wharf St. #103, Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com SCHAEFER PORTRAIT CHALLENGE 2015 - (Thru Mar 22) A fascinating exhibit that has been featured at Schaefer since 2003, the Schaefer Portrait Challenge 2015 opens this Tuesday. A statewide juried competition, the exhibit includes 66 works by 64 artists from Oahu, Kauai, Lanai, Big Island and Maui. Artists were encouraged to depict the people and stories of our islands through explorations in portraiture. Free. Tuesday to Sunday 10am-5pm. Schaefer International Gallery (One Cameron Way, Kahului); Mauiarts.org INSIGHTS AND EXPLORATIONS - Thru Mar 25. Hawaii contemporary 2015 featuring a selected group of women who are honored as contemporary artists in Hawaii, standing out for their masterful craftsmanship and unique vision. Artists include Christine Turnball, Diana Lehr, Chenta Laury, Abigail Romachack, Christy Vail and Kathy Sakai. Free. Viewpoints Gallery (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979 37TH ANNUAL HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR ART

COMPETITION - (Thru Apr 4) Graduating High School Seniors from Maui County are welcome to submit their art for exhibition and consideration in the scholarship competition. Entries must be dropped off Saturday, April 4 10am-3pm, or Sunday April 5 10am-3pm. Each participating High School Senior may drop off one (1) entry for each of the five (5) categories (Painting, Drawing, ThreeDimensional, Photography and Mixed Media. Entry form online. Free. Old Jail Gallery (648 Wharf St #103, Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com I LOVE MAUI - Thru April 2015. Art Project Paia presents the annual “I Love Maui” show featuring many artists with pieces highlighting the island of Maui. Art Project Paia (77 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-214-6949 ISLAND ART PARTY CLASSES - Wed-Sat. Art Party from 6:30-9:30pm, Sunday Morning Art Party 10am-1pm. It’s part art party, part painting class. Island Art Party (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), 808419-6020; Islandartparty.com

TICKETS ON SALE RICHARD THOMPSON - Fri, Mar 27. Richard Thompson returns to Maui as part of The MACC’s “Solo Sessions.” Thompson was a founding member of the seminal folk-rock band Fairport Convention, and has just completed recording his latest release, produced by Jeff Tweedy of WILCO fame. In 2011, Thompson was presented the prestigious O.B.E. (Order of the British Empire) by Queen Elizabeth. Tickets are $30-65. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org NEW YORK POLYPHONY - Sun, Mar 29. Praised by National Public Radio for a “rich, natural sound that’s larger and more complex than the sum of its parts,” New York Polyphony is regarded as the preeminent male classical vocal quartet in early and new music, and one of the finest vocal chamber ensembles in the world. Tickets are $12, $30 and $40. 3pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org THE HAWAIIAN PA‘U RIDER - Sun, Mar 29. This is a lecture/demonstration by BJ Allen, parade director of the King Kamehameha Celebration Floral Parade. Allen is a third-generation parade director. Her demonstration will include a rarely seen presentation of this uniquely Hawaiian riding outfit. Tickets are $10. 11am-12:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org TROMBONE SHORTY & ORLEANS AVENUE Fri, Apr 10. New Orleans native Trombone Shorty (Troy Andrews) is the bandleader and frontman of Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue, a hard-edged funk band that employs hip-hop beats, rock dynamics and improvisation in a jazz tradition. Together, Trombone Shorty and his band have recorded charttopping albums, toured the world and appeared on TV, at the Grammy Awards and at the White House. Tickets are $35, $45, $65, and $85. 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org PINK MARTINI - Sat, Apr 11. Pink Martini’s musical travelogue will take you to Rio, Paris, Rome and New York in a cocktail shaker mix of worldly cabaret music, from flirtatious samba music to sing-along to American favorites. Tickets are $30-$68. 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org PUNDY YOKOUCHI MEMORIAL GOLF TOURNAMENT - Sat, Apr 11. The Yokouchi Foundation and the Maui Lani Golf Course Community present the 27th Annual Pundy Yokouchi Memorial Golf Tournament as a fundraiser for The MACC. The Dunes at Maui Lani provide the backdrop for a day of fun on the greens, honoring MACC visionary

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Frisky Friday w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

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Sunday Sessions w/ DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm

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Mark Johnstone and Lenny Castellanos 6:30pm, no cover

90’s Night w/ DJ Blast 10pm, $10 cover

Andrew Corradini, 6:308:30pm, no cover

MON- Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7pm, TUE-Howard Ahia 6:30pm, WED-Andrew Corradini. 6:30pm

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CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

DRAGONFLY 1063 Lower Main St., Wailuku- 419-6901

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ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

and founder, Masaru “Pundy” Yokouchi, who loved the arts and golf. The tournament begins with a shotgun start at 7am and ends with an awards luncheon at Cafe O’Lei in The Dunes Clubhouse. Four par-3 holes are eligible for closest-to-the-pin and hole-in-one contests. Register by March 15 to be eligible for a special prize drawing; final registration by April 4. Henry Kapono will be a celebrity golfer. $300 2-Person Team Entry Fee; $550 Hole Sponsorship. Starts at 7am. Dunes at Maui Lani. (1333 Mauilani Pkwy., Kahului); Dunesatmauilani.com ‘SHOYU ON RICE’ - Fri, Apr 24 & 25. In the mid1980s, boys attending a Catholic all-boys high school deal with their use of pidgin English when a substitute teacher from Kansas takes over their classroom. Meanwhile, the substitute struggles to learn local ways in both the classroom and the home of her Japanese-American fiancé’s parents. Tickets are $28. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org SIERRA LEONE’S REFUGEE ALL-STARS - Th, Apr 30. These singers and musicians have risen like a phoenix out of the ashes of war. The group is a potent example of the redeeming power of music, and the ability of the human spirit to persevere through unimaginable hardship and emerge with optimism intact. From humble beginnings in West African refugee camps, the All-Stars have matured into one of Africa’s top acts. Tickets are $32 in advance, $42 day of show. 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org BROTHERS CAZIMERO - Fri, May 1. The annual tradition of a Maui Lei Day Concert at The MACC with the Brothers Cazimero is always a celebratory event. Enjoy the smooth showmanship, talent and graciousness of the Brothers Cazimero with contemporary Hawaiian music and hula. Island crafters will be on hand with a selection of fragrant lei to make your day. Performance by Halau Kamaluokaleihulu and Kumu Hula Kahulu Maluo on stage in the Pavilion. Tickets are $12, $28, & $37. 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

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sive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808- 249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, MAR 19 FREE POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES HULA SHOW - Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6615304; Lahainacannerymall.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award-winning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

FRIDAY, MAR 20 HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian historyy and bird e Waiwatching. Meet at 8am at the alehee Refuge, located off Haleve waiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm. Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closed-toe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection. Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am12pm. Waihe‘e Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volun-teersonvacation.org

NAPILI KAI TRI ISLE SCHOLARSHIP DINNER CONCERT - Check out the Rotary Club of Lahaina’s benefit dinner concert as they host Ho‘olohe Keia Ke‘aloha. The evening will be filled with Hawaiian slack key and ukulele music, vocal performances by host George Kahumoku Jr., a handful of Maui’s top Hawaiian artists, solo and group hula dancing. The Rotary Club of Lahaina and the Lahaina Rotary Youth Foundation sponsor this special dinner concert, and proceeds will benefit scholarships for students of Lahainaluna High School, Lanai High School, Maui Preparatory Academy, Molokai High School, and the Lahaina After School Tutoring Program. $75 per person, or $650 for tables of 10. 5:30-9pm. Napili Kai’s Seahouse Restaurant (5900 Honoapiilani Rd., Lahaina); 808-298-3953; Napilikai.com

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‘PUKOK A HAWAIIAN IN THE ‘PUKOKO: A MER AMERICAN CIVIL WAR’ - A free book event for Maui writer W Wayne Moniz’s new novel. E Event will include special g guests Hoku Award winning vocalist Ata Damasco and kumu hula Kalei Jaramillo and Company. 2-3:30pm. Barnes and N Noble (325 Keawe St., Laha haina); 808-662-1300 FR FREE HULA SHOW Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahum Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808871-1307 871-1307; mauimall.com

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move invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am. Every Monday. 808-249-8811 ext. 1., or email Volunteersonvacation.org

TUESDAY, MAR 24 FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Dr. James Urban has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art from of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting. Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds. Firstcome, first-served. Free. 12:30-3:30pm. Whole Foods Market Kahului (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 x120

WEDNESDAY, MAR 25 GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award winning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com VOLUNTEERING ON VACATION: O‘O FARM - Work on an exquisite organic farm in the misting forest of Waipoli in Kula. Wear sturdy shoes and bring a light jacket that you do not mind getting a little dirty, plus water and sunscreen. Gloves and gardening tools provided. Please call 24 hours in advance to sign up. Free. 8:45am. O‘o Farm (651 Waipoli Rd., Kula) 808-249-8811 ext 1.

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FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS NAPILI FARMERS MARKET - Wed 8-11 am. Across the highway from Napili Market, before Maui Preparatory Academy FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-7004 FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - Mon-Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am-4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949 MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Every Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570 FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies. Produce boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love Market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; Onelovemarket.com. ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat). A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm. Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy., Hana). KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon). Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am to 5pm. 11am-4pm. Kula Country Farms, (Kula Highway at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula) ROWENA’S PRODUCE - Monday-Saturday. 7am4pm. Corner of Wakea Ave. & Hana Highway (Kahului). ALOHA OPEN MARKET - Wednesday & Saturday. 7am-4pm. (1794 S. Kihei Rd). OPEN MARKET - Every Wed. Hale Ku‘ai Open Market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm. Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday call 984-2156 or email Lanakilahalekuai@gmail.com. Free. 11am-2pm. Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156 FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Every

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Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am12pm. Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); Feedmysheepmaui.com. HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Every Thu. 11am-3pm. Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy., Hana). FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu. FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Free. 2-4pm. Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); Feedmysheepmaui.com. LIPOA STREET FARMERS MARKET IN KIHEI - Every Sat. Fruits, produce and Ono Farm sourced foods. 8:30am-11:00am. (95 Lipoa St., Kihei). UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Every Sat. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; Upcountryfarmersmarket.org FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI - Every Sat. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Avenue and Pu‘unene Avenue., Kahului); Feedmysheepmaui.com. MAUI SWAP MEET - Every Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all. 50 cents admission. 7am1pm. Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-3100; Mauiexposition.com LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous Banyan Tree, check out over 50 select Maui artists. Listen to live music and find unique treasures

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including paintings, ceramics, jewelry, photography, glass art, wood carvings, baskets and more. Free. 9am-5pm. Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-9175; Visitlahaina.com. ARTISAN FAIR - Mondays. Come to shop, stay to dine. Local made on Maui Artists showcasing and selling artwork, photography, jewelry, accessories, clothing, massage and wellness. Cash bar and complimentary valet. Free entry. 5-10pm. Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com.

KARAOKE FREE KARAOKE - Every Sun & Wed. L‘ava Sports Bar & Karaoke, (1088 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4888 KARAOKE - Every Wed. No cover. 10pm-1am Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill, (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808 KARAOKE WITH “AUNTIE” TODDY LILIKOI IN THE LOUNGE AREA - Every Fri & Sat. Oku’s sushi is available until 11:30pm. 9:30pm Kobe Japanese Steakhouse & Oku’s Sushi Bar, (136 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-667-5555; kobemaui.com KARAOKE INDUSTRY NIGHT - Every Sun & Mon. Welcoming all workers from the food and beverage industry to let loose and belt a tune. Half off food and drinks. No Cover. 8pm Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAFE CAFE MAUI - Fri, Sunset Session Fridays with Noah & Auggie 4:30-7pm. (129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina); 808-283-2739. CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988. CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri Sonshine Rivers & Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; Sat Scott Freeman 4:3010:30pm; Sun Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-10:30pm; Tue Scott Freeman 4:3010:30pm; Wed Sonshine Rivers & Harry Troupe 4:3010:30pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855. COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Pe-

ter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908. DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben 3-5pm, Danyell & Roy 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Danyell 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod. 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod. 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala & Alika Nakoka 6-8:30pm; Wed, Danyell 3-5pm, Puhi K6 6-8:30pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900. FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Thu, Cole Sulenta 7pm; Fri, Maui Underground 7pm; Sun, Mick Fleetwood Blues Band 7pm; Mon, Rick G 7pm; Tue, Andrew Corradini 7pm; Sat, The House Shakers & Steve Edwards 7pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425. HULA GRILL - Thu, Derick Sebastian 11am, Kealii Lum & Naiwi Teruya 2:30pm, Damon Parillo & Friends 6pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11am, Ma’a 2:30pm, Kawika Lum Ho & Friends 6pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am, Ma’a 2:30pm, Danyel Alana & Friends 6pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 11:00am, Ma’a 2:30pm, Kealii Lum & Friends 6:00pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 11am, Kapali Keahi 2:30pm, Kealii Lum & Friends 6pm; Tue, Jarrett Roback 11:00am, Kawika Lum Ho 2:30pm, Will Pohaku 6pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Peter DeAquino 2:30pm; Wed, Ernest Pua‘a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6pm. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636. JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Mando Kane 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukaua 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Pam Peterson 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234. JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7-10pm; Sun, Mike Madden 7-10pm; Mon, Farzad Azad 7-10pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7-10pm; Wed, Tracy Stiles 7-10pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai); 808-667-0787. KIMO’S - Thu, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Eric Gilliom Band and Amy Hanaialii 9-11pm; Sat, Ma’a 6:308:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakugawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811. LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm; Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:309:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

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LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm. (843 Waine‘e St., Lahaina); 808-667-6655 LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495. LONGBOARDS KA‘ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200. LONGHI’S LAHAINA - Thu, Freeradicals Project 10pm-1:30am; Fri, Frequency DJ Dance Party 10pm-1:30am; Every Sun, Two Cats 7-9:30pm; (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288

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LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Rock Thursday 6-9pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808.

AMBROSIA MARTINI LOUNGE - Thu, DJ Kurt 10pm; Fri, DJ Blast 10pm; Sat, DJ Decka 10pm; Sun, DJ Skinny Guy 10pm; Mon, DJ Lava 10pm; Tue, DJ TRVR 10pm; Wed, Wine Down Wednesday 10pm; (1913 South Kihei Rd, Kihei); 808-891-1011.

MERRIMAN’S - Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400.

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm; Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm. (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286.

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

CAPISCHE? - Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm. Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm; (555 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-879-2224.

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Thu, 8 Track Players 8pm; Fri, DJ 9pm; Sat, The Hott Mess 9pm; Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299.

PARADISE GRILL - Fri, Kaliko’s Way 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson 6-9pm; (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700. PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Thu, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600. PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9pm; Mon, Kalani 6-9pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 6-9pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881. RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-8889. SANGRITA GRILL + CANTINA- Every Wed 5:30-7:30pm, and Final Friday Fiesta with live Flamenco music by Indio & Avion on the last Friday of every month 6:30-8:30pm. The Fairway Shops Ka‘anapali. (2580 Keka‘a Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808662-6000; SangritaGrill.com

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Thu, Pub Quiz 7pm, DJ L 10pm; Fri, DJ L 10pm; Sat, Jordan Cuddy 8pm; Mon, Live Music 10pm; Sun, Steve Craig 6pm, Sin 9pm; Wed, Jessica & Kaona 10pm; (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669. HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Jared 4-8pm; Thu, Rootz N Creation 9pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Sat, Red Krown 9pm; Every Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm; Fri, Dat Guyz 9pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010. KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm; Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860. MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Fri, Glen Kakugawa 6-9:30pm; Sat, Deason Baybayan 6-9:30pm; Sun, Craig Soderberg 6-9:30pm; Mon, Rei-

ko Fukino 6-9:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Clay Mortensen 6-9:30pm. (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888. MAUI BREWING CO - Sat, Maui Music Series 3-10pm. (605 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei); 808-213-3002. MAUI COAST HOTEL - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike and Mark 6-9pm; Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6284. MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Wed, Jarret Roback 7-9pm; Thu, Levi Poasa 4-6pm; Thu, Mike Finkiewicz & Craig Soderberg 7-9pm; Fri, Tom 4-6pm; Fri, Alika Naka‘oka 7-9pm; Sat, Brian Haia 4-6pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Sun, Levi Poasa 4-6pm; Sun, Kilohana 7-9pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Joshua Kahula 7-9pm; Tue, Stay Eazy 4-6pm; Tue, Kilohana 7-9pm; Wed, Alika 4-6pm. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl.); 808-891-2322. MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Thu, Makai Jazz Group 6-8:30pm, Trish Da Dish Pub Quiz 10:30pm-12am; Fri, Soul Kitchen 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Andrew Corradini 7-10pm; Sun, Celtic Tigers 7-9:30pm; Mon, Joyce & Gord 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Magic Show 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Hawaiian Steel Guitar 5:15-6:15pm, Willie K 6:308:30pm; (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

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CENTRAL MAUI KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Every Tue & Thu, Pi‘ilani Arias 5-8pm; Fri, Local Live Music 5-9pm; Sat, Ben Deleon 5-9pm; Sun, Live Music 5-8pm; Mon, Ben Deleon 5-8pm; Wed, Sheron Depont 5-8pm. (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001. STEEL HORSE SALOON - Thu, Pub Quiz Night 7:30pm; Fri, Zack Kekona 8:30pm; Sat, Homestead 8:30pm; Sun, Karaoke 6pm; Wed, Kawika Ortiz 8pm. (1234 Lower Main St., Wailuku) 808-245-2206. WATERCRESS - Thu, Piano Band 9pm; Fri, Do Wok 9pm; Sat, Alternative Night 9pm; Sun, Free Karaoke 9pm; Mon, Free Karaoke 9pm; Tue, Free Karaoke 9pm; Wed, Roo Dinner Music 6-8pm. (270 Waiehu Beach Rd., Ste 106, Wailuku) 808-243-9351.

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PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Mon, Twisted Hips Belly Dancing 6-8pm; Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:307:30pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177.

CASANOVA - Wed, DJ Kurt $5 cover before 11pm, $10 after; Fri, Amy Hanaiali’i Gilliom and Eric Gilliom $10 cover before, $15 at the door 10pm; Sat,DJ Dragonfly $15 at the door 9:45pm; Tue Willie K and Blues Band, 10pm $10;. (1188 Makawao Ave, Makawao); 808-572-0220

RITA’S - Thu, Hawaiian Music with Uncle Ahtim 4-7pm; Sat, Dining and Dancing w/ Sargenti Hall Band 7-10pm; Sun, Steve Craig 3-6pm; Mon, Steve Craig 6:30-9:30pm; Tue, Country Western Night w/ Sargenti Hall Band 6:30-9:30pm; Wed, Ladies Night & Beatles Review w/ Steve Craig 6:309:30pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-5788.

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT & SALOON - Thu, Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Andrew Corradini 6:30pm; Mon, Charley’s Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm; Tue, Howard Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Andrew Corradini 6:30-8:30pm; (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Thur, Jamie Gallo 4-6pm, DJ Big Mike 10pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm, DJ Gemini 10pm; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm, DJ LX 10pm; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4-6pm, Kanoa 10pm; Mon, Kanoa 4-6pm, Big Mike Industry Night 10pm; Tue, Steve Mantelli 4-6pm, DJ Salvo 10pm; Wed, Natalie Nicole 4-6pm, DJ Bliss 10pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444.

FLATBREAD COMPANY - First Wednesday, Mark Johnstone & Justin Favell 5:30-8pm; Thu, Randall Rospond 5:30-8pm. (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Tue, Kawika Ortiz 6:308:30pm. (2395 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-2910. THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Fri, Louise Lambert Jazz Trio 7:30-10:30pm; (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133. TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE - Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun

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Sign Language ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Be careful. You’re even more likely than usual to be swayed by a pretty face this week, and project some really amazing stuff onto it that just isn’t there. It’s not fair to always treat people this way, but to be on the safe side, wait till someone proves himself before you endow them with the qualities you wish they had. In other words, if you’re going to make any assumptions, assume anyone you encounter is totally wrong for you until you get actual, tangible evidence to the contrary. Once you do, by all means, full speed ahead. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

The mice in my apartment have, apparently, gained abilities to bend reality or slow down time. They’ve consistently thwarted traps designed to capture them. I picture them running along vertical surfaces, like geckos, leaping obstacles one hundred times their height, and surviving plummets that would pulverize ordinary rodents. I’m at a loss as to what further steps I can take against them, short of the glue traps they’d be unable to evade. You’re backed up against the same wall. Your problem won’t respond to safe, inoffensive solutions. You’ve got to whip out the big guns you’d hoped to avoid, or decide, once and for all, if it might not just be better to live with your trouble, rather than kill it.

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Although you Libras have notoriously long fuses and laid-back attitudes, when your tempers flare, they burn white-hot. You end up saying things you shouldn’t. In this case, if you go there, you’re likely to mess up your carefully calibrated plans for expansion (whether they’re for your business, your house, or your sex life, I don’t know), and they’ll end up falling over like so many exploding dominoes. It’ll be so dramatic you won’t even have an opportunity to pick up the pieces and start setting them up again. You’ll have to move to a whole new state and start from scratch. Since losing your shit this week and blowing up at anyone could screw up virtually everything, diligently avoid any situations that might stress you out to that degree.

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Oh, honey. It’s already time for the big event and you haven’t got shit to wear. Well, whatever. This lesson is about not building things up too much ahead of time. For instance, your wedding day doesn’t have to be the best day of your life, contrary to popular cultural programming, your birthday party needn’t to be the most fun you’ve ever had, your first date with the love of your life doesn’t need to be perfect, and your anniversary shouldn’t require mind-blowing sex. This week, let things be what they are, instead of expecting them to be things they’re not.

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Imagine you had incredibly impressive superpowers that only worked when no one was looking. You could fly at supersonic speeds, but the second someone laid eyes on you, you’d drop like a stone, as if that’s what you’d been doing all along. Your ability to manipulate objects with the power of your mind would vanish whenever you tried to show someone the cool things you knew how to do. These scenarios are very much like the frustrating quandary you’re in; the very act of observation changes what you’re capable of. Therefore, you need to give up all hope of impressing anyone—except yourself. Be your own hero, and stop giving a shit if anybody else ever sees. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Your ability to sail—sometimes without noticing—between reality and fantasy and back again could come in handy this week, and in the weeks to come. In fact, the less you pay attention to the distinctions between the two worlds, the less likely those distinctions will actually matter. In other words, you’ve got the power to make at least some of the shitty stuff that’s supposedly happening in “real life” fade away like a bad dream, and to make most of the amazing stuff happening in your head turn out to be just plain real, after all. Go for it.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

You’re parallel parking your life. The space is a bit tight, but the location is perfect. You’ve just got to be patient and ease it in, little by little. Don’t give up due to your notorious impatience. If you park it around the corner it’ll end up getting broken into and stolen; you’re right on the edge of a bad neighborhood here. Don’t risk screwing things up when you’ve lined up so many variables in just the right way. Take your time now, and keep your life in plain sight, so it won’t get driven away when you’re not looking. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Relish the little rituals this week. Pretend your life is a fancy sushi restaurant, and get really into taking your shoes off at the door, the hot steamy hand towels, prepping your chopsticks, savoring the visual elegance of your meal. The little things that help you be present are your true allies in the weeks to come, because the more you can actually embody the moment—the more there you can be—the more you’ll get out of it, give to it, and learn from it. In other words, pay attention to the tiniest details instead of the big picture and you’ll have a win-win-win situation on your hands.

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Here it is, your Golden Globe. Shit, have a bloody Oscar while you’re at it. You deserve some kind of credit for acting of that caliber, especially because it’s doing you no actual good, otherwise. Might as well have a trophy on your mantel, since your emotive magic has wrought little else in your favor. Why not try being real, even if it’s boring? It’s trickier than you think, especially lately, when you have that relentless inner voice constantly dictating how you “should” be in any given situation. Only you know what’s appropriate for you in the kinds of stressful circumstances you’re in. Be true to that, no matter how weird it seems, and you’ll be just fine. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

There’s no point in keeping track of the various reversals of fortune you’re doomed to suffer (or benefit from) this week. You’re just the ball in some kind of cosmic Ping-Pong match; there’s no predicting how many volleys you’ll endure before you go flying off the table. The only strategy that makes sense is not becoming attached to any particular outcome, good or bad, but instead relishing the movement, the change. That’s not to say you can’t steer yourself towards winning the match and coming out ahead by a few points. They simply might not be the points you expected would go your way.

I lost my voice this week, and my mind couldn’t help but repeatedly turn to you, Aquarius, and what you’d do. You are often needlessly verbal but you also—more than most people—depend on your ability to communicate out loud, to speak your mind, so losing your voice really cuts into your effectiveness. If you can’t ask for, demand, or describe what it is you want (or don’t want), how are you supposed to get (or avoid) it? Well, that’s your challenge this week, because your words are less than half as effective as usual, so you’ll need to compensate with other methods of communication, acquisition, or accomplishment. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Resist the urge to punish people for their mistakes— something you’re rarely inclined to do, anyway, having made plenty of your own—but even more importantly, abstain from trying to fix their lives for them. Sometimes you’re better at making things all okay for everyone around you then you are at digging yourself out of your own shit. So you generously donate tons of time and energy to saving people from themselves, only to return home to miserable, seemingly unsolvable quandaries and emotional squalor. This week, at least, don’t make anyone else’s bed but your own, unless they’re going to let you move in and lie in it, too. To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.

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