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The University of Hawaii Board of Regents has decided that since combatting the effects of climate change is more important than possible economic profit, the school’s $66 million endowment should no longer invest in companies that produce fossil fuels, the university said in a May 21 statement posted online. “The board approached its discussion on divestment with the spirit of collaboration,” said Regents Chairperson Randy Moore in the statement. “The divestment task group was comprised of faculty, students, administrators and board members. The result was a superb collaborative effort and the final outcome represented the best of shared governance.” In a House of Representatives news release made public at roughly the same time as the UH announcement, Rep. Chris Lee, a Democrat from Kailua who chairs the House Energy and Environmental Protection Committee, applauded the regents’ move: “I commend the UH Board of Regents on leading by example and looking out for the interests of local residents,” he said in the statement. “Hawaii is already spending millions to save our eroding beaches and diminishing fresh water supply from growing climate changes. It’s important we not raise costs to taxpayers by investing in fossil fuels that add to the problem, and instead invest in clean alternatives that can be equally profitable. It is not only the right thing to do, but, together with the Legislature’s decision to move the state toward 100 percent renewable energy by 2045, puts Hawaii in the forefront of nationwide efforts to move toward greater reliance on renewable and sustainability energy resources.” Spearheaded in part by the 350 movement, fossil fuel divestment has grown in popularity across university campuses. “When you invest your money, you might buy stocks, bonds, or other invest-
ments that generate income for you,” states the activist website GoFossilFree.org. “Universities (and colleges in the US), religious organizations, retirement funds, and other institutions put billions in these same kinds of investments to generate income to help them run. Fossil fuel investments are a risk for both investors and the planet, so we’re calling on institutions to divest from these companies.” Whether divestment works on a financial as opposed to just a moral level remains controversial. If you go to the website Divestmentfacts.com–which opposes divestment in fossil fuel stocks and is funded by the Independent Petroleum Association of America (IPAA)–you’ll find this quote from University of Chicago Law School Professor Daniel Fischel: “Every bit of economic and quantitative evidence available to us today shows that the only entities punished under a fossil-fuel divestment regime are the schools actually doing the divesting—with virtually no discernible impact on the targeted companies.” Of course, in February 2015 Forbes reported that the IPAA also funded Fischel’s research on divestment. Officials with 350 also dispute Fischel’s findings, according to Forbes. “Report after report has shown that divestment would not increase portfolio
Access to the island of Kaho‘olawe could potentially end if the commission that oversees the island doesn’t raise $100,000 by June 15. To raise the money, the Kaho’olawe Island Reserve Commission (KIRC) has created an online GoFundMe campaign. “If we do not reach the $100K mark, the Reserve will be closed down–all resultant of this year’s legislative results,” KIRC spokesperson Kelly McHugh said in a May 19 email. The news caught me by surprise. Yes, SB 897–which would have allowed the KIRC to conduct “limited revenue-generating activities” on Kaho’olawe–died in committee
$2 million for the KIRC. Well, sort of, McHugh told me this morning by phone. She explained that the $2 million is actually two $1 million appropriations, for Fiscal Years 2016-17 and 2017-18, respectively. “We’ve never pointedly asked the community for donations,” McHugh told me by phone this morning. “We always thought it was the responsibility of the state [to provide the KIRC with money]. But now we have to. We have to show we have the backing of the community. With the $1 million figure, as it stands now, we can’t afford to keep the island open.” McHugh added that the $100,000 figure came from her boss, KIRC executive director Michael Naho‘opi‘i. She said legislators had asked the KIRC to create budgets at a variety of different funding levels, including $100,000. She said that the KIRC decided that if they could raise $100,000, then that would be sufficient funds to show legislators that the community values Kahoolawe restoration as well as sustain the KIRC until the
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Legislature’s mid-session in November. The campaign began on May 15. At press time, the GoFundMe campaign has raised $10.594 from 108 individuals. The campaign closes on June 15, 2015. “Kaho‘olawe is for all of us: students, teachers, researchers, botanists, biologists, mechanics, carpenters, cultural practitioners, families and more–from all walks of life,” states the GoFundMe campaign website. “Together, we have embarked on the largest restoration effort on the planet. Only by demonstrating that our community values the historical, cultural, ecological and community building resources shared through the Kaho‘olawe Island Reserve can we continue this work.” For more information or to donate money, visit GoFundme.com/AlohaKahoolawe2015. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro
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SHOPS AT WAILEA POSTPONES PAID PARKING PLAN Plans to implement parking fees at The Shops at Wailea have been temporarily stalled. The initial plan was to begin charging customers and employees to park beginning May 1. But a rash of public and employee petitions have apparently caused
sediment placed opposite and perpendicular to balance the vessel,” said Jim Grannan, the project leader of the awarded work. “With the name of the brand and key ingredient being the ocean, ocean-only artifacts became the criterion for the design process, and the glass fishing floats from the mid-1800’s became the primary element,” Smith said about the inspiration for the new bottle design. The company selected cerulean blue to allude to ocean water. The A’ Design Accolades are organized and awarded annually and internationally in multiple categories to reach a wide, designoriented audience. The ultimate aim of the A’ Packaging Design Competition is to create a global awareness for good design. Ocean Organic Vodka also recently received the Tastings 2014 International Review
NEW OCEAN VODKA BOTTLE WINS PACKAGING AWARD
of Spirits Gold Medal for Creativity in the Packaging Competition, Best Embossed Label. The company also was a 2015 Winner of the GD USA American Package Design Award for creative excellence. The Silver A’ Design Award is an award given to top five percent percentile designs that exhibits an exemplary level of quality in design. Entries to the A’ Packaging Design Awards are peer reviewed and anonymously judged by an expert jury panel of prominent academics, influential press members and experienced professionals. Nominated packaging designs are voted on pre-determined evaluation criteria to highlight only the best packaging design works. In addition to reaching top international media, A’ Packaging Design Award winners are listed at World Design Rankings (Worlddesignrankings.com), are highlighted at Design Classification (Designclassifications.com) platform and are showcased at DesignMag.org which lists the best designs from all countries in all disciplines. Learn more at Whatisadesignaward.com. ■
Ocean Vodka’s unique new bottle design has received an international packaging award. The new bottle, described as a contemporary expression of the ancient hand blown glass fishing net float, received the renowned Silver A’ Design Award in the A’ Packaging Design Competition’s packaging design category. The A’ Packaging Design Competition, based in Italy, aims to highlight the excellent qualifications of best packaging designs and greatest packaging design concepts worldwide. Ocean unveiled its new bottle design across the state in September of 2014; the new bottle was released on the Mainland in January. Ocean CEO Shay Smith said the company redesigned its packaging because the vodka’s original standard straight-wall stock bottle did not convey the brand position or unique properties of the product, which is made using deep ocean mineral water as a blending ingredient. “With the oceans covering 71 percent of our planet’s surface, the neck of the [new] bottle is angled to mimic the Earth’s axis with a disproportionate amount of glass
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A proposal to increase fees to Haleakala National Park has been approved by the National Park Service. Beginning on June 1, daily park fees will increase incrementally over the next three years; the new fee structure was designed to meet national standards for parks with similar visitor amenities. The per-person fee will go up in two-tothree dollar increments per year. The current rate of $5 per-person will raise to $12 in 2017. The motorcycle fee will go from $5 to $20 by 2017; the motorcycle fee will go up in $5 annual increases. The per-vehicle pass will also be raised in $5 increments from the current price of $10 to $25 in 2017. The tri-park annual pass, considered by many to be a “locals” pass, will remain at the current rate of $25 in 2015 and 2016, and then increase to $30 in 2017. The tri-park annual pass permits unlimited entry into Haleakala National Park, Hawaii Volcanoes National Park, and Pu‘uhonua o Honaunau National Historical Park. Hawaii Volcanoes National Park will implement the same fee changes as Haleakala National Park. The park proposed a $30 fee for the tri-park annual pass instead of the national standard of $50, based on public input. In 2014, from mid-October through mid-December 2014, a public comment period on the proposed fee increase was held. Comments were gathered via a variety of channels including at visitor centers; on-
line; via postal mail and email; and at two public meetings, one in Hana and one in Pukalani. The park received 58 comments fully supportive of the proposed increases; 23 supportive comments if the fees were phased in or lowered; 56 comments opposed to any fee increase; and 16 miscellaneous comments. The park modified the proposed fee structure based on this input. The modified proposal was approved by national fee managers in Washington. Since 1997, fee revenues have funded $36.6 million in Haleakala National Park projects. Some past examples of work include: $2.75 million of improved visitor amenities in Kipahulu (new restrooms, potable water, new parking lot); restoring trails throughout the park ($500,000 annually); and completing archeological surveys ($499,500 in 2010). Entrance fees also supported the control of invasive species ($299,000, in 2013); stabilization of Silversword populations ($60,000 annually, 2012-13); and restoration of native landscapes ($113,000 in 2013).
the plans to be–at least–paused. According to an April 8 Hawaii Real Estate Blog post, employees were expected to pay $1.50 per exit; a full-time employee working five days a week would spend a minimum of $30 per month. A store clerk at The Shops told MauiTime that they are continuing to gather signatures from those opposed to paid parking. “I don’t want to pay money in order to make money,” the clerk, who identified herself only as Amy, told us. The real estate blog said tenants will have to pay an estimated fee, from $.50– $1, to validate cards for customers; store tenants do not have to participate in the validation program. But for those who do, a minimum purchase may be required; and the minimum purchase may vary per store. Published reports say the parking cost to the public will be either $3 per half hour, or $6 per half hour; $42 for all day. Amy said there is a bigger picture involved in the planned paid parking situation. “They are trying to sell the whole center,” she said. “If they can increase revenue, the bottom line will look more appealing to potential buyers.” Posts for automated kiosks have been installed but the parking plan has not yet been implemented. Calls to the Shops’ management office have not been returned.
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Among the requirements of “Visual Arts 104A” at the University of California, San Diego is that, for the final exam, students would make a presentation while nude, in a darkened room. Professor Ricardo Dominguez (who would also be nude for the finals) told KGTV in May that a nude “gesture” was indeed required (and disclosed to students in the first class) as a “performance of self,” a “standard canvas for performance art and body art.” After an inquiry by KGTV, the department chairman announced that nakedness would not be required for course credit–even though professor Dominguez said in his 11 years teaching the course, no student had ever complained before.
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Sapearya Sao, then 25 and sober that night in 2013 in Portland, Oregon, was rammed by a drunk hit-and-run driver (Nathan Wisbeck), who later rammed another drunk driver–but Sao finds himself defending the lawsuit by the two people injured in Wisbeck’s second collision. Sao recently settled the lawsuit brought by that second drunk driver, but still faces a $9.8 million lawsuit brought by the estate of the second drunk driver’s late passenger, which argues that if Sao had not pursued Wisbeck in an attempt to identify him, the second crash would not have occurred. (Of course, that crash also might not have occurred if the second driver–0.11 blood alcohol–had been sober.)
WAIT WHAT? British forensic scientist Dr. Brooke Magnanti, 39, has written two best-selling books and inspired a TV series based on her life, but she recently filed a lawsuit accusing her ex-boyfriend of libeling her–by telling people that she was NOT formerly a prostitute. A major part of Magnanti’s biography is how she paid for university studies through prostitution–which has supposedly enhanced her marketability.
MURDER CONTRACT LAW Murder “contracts” are ubiquitous in novels and movies, but an actual murder contract cannot be enforced in American courts. However, a recent “contract” case in Norway (according to the Norwegian newspaper Varden, as reported on Vice. com) came down hard on a hit man who got cold feet. The hit man, who stalled repeatedly, was finally sued by the payer, who won a jury verdict (later set aside) for the unrequited killing. Then, because the hit man had attempted to extort even more money from the payer (to find a substitute killer), the hit man was fined the equivalent of $1,200.
UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT About three-fourths of the 1,580 IRS workers found to have deliberately attempted to evade federal income tax during the last 10 years have nonetheless retained their jobs, according to a May report by the agency’s inspector general. Some even
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LATEST RELIGIOUS MESSAGES The long-time swingers’ club in Nashville, Tennessee (The Social Club), is seeking to relocate to the trendy Madison neighborhood–but near two churches and an upscale private Christian school in a state that bars sex businesses within 1,000 feet of a church or school. The Social Club’s preferred solution: re-open as the United Fellowship Center and attempt to hold services on Sunday mornings, converting, for example, its “dungeon room” into the “choir room.” While courts are reluctant to examine religious doctrine, they often judge cases on “sincerity of belief.” (Any shrieks of “Oh, God!” “Oh, God!” coming from the on-premises swing club are not expected to carry weight with the judges.)
WHAT A COUNTRY! Lightly regulated investors’ “hedge funds” (the province of wealthy people and large institutions) failed in 2014 (for the sixth straight year) to outearn ordinary stock index funds following the S&P 500. However, at hedge funds, underperformance seems unpunishable–as the top 25 fund managers still collectively earned $11.62 billion in fees and salaries (an average of over $464 million each). The bestpaid hedge fund manager earned $1.3 billion–more than 48 times what the highestpaid major league baseball player earned.
BRIGHT IDEAS Body cameras for police officers is yesterday’s news. At the Sanmenxia canyon rapids in China’s Henan province, the issue is body cameras for lifeguards. The allfemale White Swan Women’s Rafting Rescue Team has complained recently about swimmers deliberately throwing themselves into the water so they could scream for help–in order to fondle the women when they arrived to save them. Attaching cameras to the women’s helmets and legs is expected to deter perverts.
LEAST COMPETENT SNAKE Owner Aaron Rouse was feeding his python, Winston, a tasty rat in May, using barbecue tongs, when Winston got hold of the tongs and would not let go. Rouse, of Adelaide, Australia, decided not to engage in a tug-of-war, but when he returned (believing Winston would see no food value in the metal clamps), the tongs had been swallowed and were halfway through the snake’s comically bloated body. After taking X-rays (that of course became Internet attractions), a veterinarian at Adelaide University removed the tongs by surgery. ■
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GUIDE By Jen Russo There are so many ways to enjoy your summer days on Maui. Yes, the island will be slammed with visitors, but the days are also long enough for all of us to take a moment to enjoy what Maui has to offer. Here’s a selection of tours by land, air and sea that you can take on your own, with friends, or recommend to others looking for ways to spend their days this summer.
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Maui Brewing Company Their newest Kihei facility is a gorgeous, cutting-edge brewing machine. A trip behind the back doors of the tasting room will run you just $5, and it includes a flight of their flagship beers. The tours run about 40 minutes, and because it’s a rambunctious operation, expect things to be running full speed ahead in the brewing facility. You’ll get to see and smell where the beer is brewing, check out the packaging, peek at the lab where yeast strains are kept and finally drink the beer made right there at the end of the tour, which takes place in the tasting room. That room also offers 30 taps of beer, all made on the premises. There’s also a rotation of food trucks from 11am to 9pm and live music most evenings at
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A self-guided walking tour is a serene way to spend an afternoon. If you prefer narration, several island gardens and farms offer them, if you give them fair warning. Or you can hop aboard the Maui Country Farm Tour bus that will guide you through the scenic drive and sights along the way. You can also choose to tour botanical gardens or even a goat farm. Some experiences offer food to taste, while others offer collections of native plants or fruits; either way, you’re guided on your own two feet. The recent trend towards locally crafted brews and spirits hasn’t been lost on Maui. Tasting rooms and tours are all the rage now. Visits to these locally crafted liquors present a fascinating behind-the-scenes look at what it
takes to produce Maui-made beer and grog, a fast growing industry in our county.
Paniolo Whiskey Tasting
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5pm. $5. 605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei; 808213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com
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Haliimaile Distillery Tour and Tasting Room You can do a tour package with Maui Pineapple Tours in which you see pineapple grown for some of their products, or just show up at the distillery and catch a tour. This distillery makes four bottled brands: Pau Vodka, Maui Moon Vodka, Sammy’s Beach Bar Rum and Paniolo Whiskey. The Pau Vodka is made with Maui grown pineapple. The small batch stills that master distiller Mark Nigbur designed to proof that alcohol look like something taken from a mad scientist’s lab. The Maui Moon Vodka comes in a tiki bottle with flavors like pineapple orange guava and chocolate macadamia nut. The Paniolo Whiskey barrels sit along the wall outside
the tasting room. Chances are you’ll see Mark’s son Corey Nigbur working in the distillery. Sammy’s Beach Bar Rum is available in all of Sammy Hagar’s restaurants nationwide, and production of this cane rum is frenetic and ongoing at the distillery. $10. 883 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao; 808-633-3609; Haliimailedistilling.com Ocean Vodka and Wave Rum Farm Tour Most of this distillery tour is spent outside. You’ll stroll alongside their organic sugarcane crops. They have a collection of Polynesian sugarcane as well. The chickens that serve as pest control for the cane fields often accompany you. You’ll also get to see their industrial cane juicer that chews up the stalks and spits out the sweet cane. Their vodka is organic and gluten-free, and made with deep sea min-
Enchanting Floral Gardens – It’s an idyllic stroll among tropical and exotic plants and trees. Enjoy a stop at the Kula Fields Farmshop for lunch, coffee or locally made products. $7.50 adult, $5 kama‘aina, $3 ages 6-12. 2505 Kula Hwy., Kula; Enchantingfloralgardens.com
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Garden of Eden – Feast your eyes on more than 500 labeled tropical plants. $15/person. 10600 Hana Hwy., Haiku; 808-572-9899; Mauigardenofeden.com PHOTO BY MAUI TIME
Hike Maui – Guided adventures on Maui’s trails. Hikemaui.com Keanae Arboretum – Six acres of tropical plants that are open to the public at no charge. Mile marker 16.5, Hana Hwy, Keanae.
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eral water imported from Kona. The bottling is done inside the distillery, and you’ll see how innovative the line has to be to bottle those award-winning, glass float-inspired blue bottles. At the end of the tour, you’ll taste the vodka, rum and the mineral water that goes into blending these two superb spirits. In the gift shop, they sell lots of different bottle sizes for you to take some home, and they even have a martini herb garden where they encourage you to clip some herbs to take with you. $10, ages 12 and older. $25 lunch tours with reservations. 4051 Omaopio Rd., Kula; 808-877-0009; Oceanvodka.com Maui Winery The historic King’s Cottage tasting room in Ulupalakua is well worth the drive. Complimentary tasting of the wines and tours of the historic Ulupalakua Ranch are all part of the experience in this unique area of that sits at a 2000 foot elevation. One look at the gorgeous surroundings and you’ll know why King Kalakaua and Queen Kapiolani loved the spot (historical photos and heritage timelines in the King’s Cottage fill you in on the old days). Newly branded as Maui Winery, their estate wines are coming along under Viniculturalist/Winemaker Brett
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Kahanu Garden – Give yourself plenty of time to take in the Pi‘ilanihale heiau, the thatched canoe hale, Hala forest and large collection of breadfruit trees. $10 ages 13 and up. 650 Ulaino Rd., Hana; 808-248-8912; Kahanu.ntbg.org Kula Botanical Gardens – Selfguided garden tours at your leisure. $10 adult, $6 ages 12-6, under 6 free. 638 Kekaulike Ave., Kula; 808-8781715; Kulabotanicalgarden.com Kula Country Farms – Seasonal strawberry picking, childrens garden and golf, hay stacks, and outdoor country market. Kula Hwy, across from Rice Park. 808-878-8381, www.kulacountryfarmsmaui.com Maui Country Farm Tours – Private tours to Maui’s farms. $150/person. Mauicountryfarmtours.com MauiGrown Coffee – Sample 100 percent Maui-origin coffee and take the self-guided tour. 277 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina; 808-661-2728; Mauigrowncoffee.com Maui Hawaiian Village Tour – Tour a restored Hawaiian village and take part in many traditional practices and activities. Call for prices. 808-244-2221; Mauihawaiianvillage.com Maui Nui Botanical Gardens – Native Polynesian collection and self-guided tours, $5 adult, $3 kama‘aina, keiki and kupuna free. 150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului; 808-249-2798; Mnbg.org Maui Pineapple Tour – This twohour in depth look at pineapple leaves from the Hui Noeau Visual Center. Mauipineappletour.com
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Taking flight over Maui in helicopter will give you a perspective you might never have thought possible. You never really see so much of the island, and the unexplored mountain regions that are only visible from the air will blow your mind. Riding in a helicopter may be a once in a life event, or you may find that you like to take to the sky like a bird. The sensation of taking off in a helicopter is
very different than a plane, and you’ll likely find that you can hover over mountains and right next to sea cliffs. If you love hard-to-find waterfalls, this may be the best way to see them all. Maverick Helicopters just completed a million-dollar build-out at their Kahului Helipad headquarters. Their building has an outdoor area with waterfalls, a climate controlled interior, comfy leather couches and gift shop. The company hails from the Las Vegas, Nevada area. They’ve been flying guests to the Grand Canyon and over the Strip for many years, but this is their first venture outside the Southwest. Maverick
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currently flies more than 200,000 guests annually and operates 47 Airbus EC130 ECO-Star helicopters in total. For now, they’ve based three of those birds in Kahului. They comfortably seat four people in the back and four up front, including the pilot. Inside, you’re surrounded by headto-toe windows. I was able to fly Maverick to Molokai earlier this month, a route I hadn’t seen offered by helicopter before. There was some heavy cloud cover, so it wasn’t safe for us to fly directly over the West Maui Mountains or the Molokai range. Nevertheless, we zoomed up and over ridges, seeing waterfalls and lush mountainsides that we’d never see otherwise. Deep in Halawa Valley and over on Molokai’s sharp sea cliffs, we witnessed Mother Nature’s best kept secrets. Since we hit the clouds, our pilot offered a bird’s eye view of shipwreck beach on Lanai. We also flew over the gorgeous rock formations in Kahakuloa, Honokahau and Honolua Valleys, then got a grand view of Lahaina, Olowalu and the windmills. Our pilot made sure each of the passengers saw all the vantage points, even flying back around if we missed anything. Visibility through these big windows was good enough to take plenty of photos, but if you missed anything, you can purchase DVDs of your trip after you return to Kahului. They also let you take pictures with the pilot as you board and exit the copter. Maverick offers three tours: the
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I’m always up for adventure on the high seas. Of course, by “high seas” I mean the relatively calm ocean surrounding Maui. One of the easiest and most rewarding trips to incorporate into your busy schedule is an evening sunset cruise or sail. The Kai Kanani leaving off the beach in Makena offers a oncea-month Capische? Sunset Cruise with Chef Christopher Kulis. There are really great advantages to having a rock star chef, like fancy pupus, surf and turf and paired wines. The menu and offerings are seasonal–the chef says he usually does a fresh salad, crudo and fish
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dish–but really, he changes it up every time. The Kai Kanani does their sunset sail trip every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, with check-ins at 4:30pm. If you’re not on the monthly Capische? trip, there’s still a terrific spread with champagne, beer and cocktails. The impressive 65-foot luxury catamaran picks you up on the shore fronting the Makena Golf and Beach Resort, so wear something you don’t mind getting wet. They’ll give you big plastic bags to put around your own totes so they stay dry. As soon as you’re aboard, the captain briefs you on boat safety. Then it’s full steam ahead–the party starts with charcuterie pupus of cheese, salami and mortadella while you sip prosecco or one of their beers on tap. They also offer other cocktails and wines, but don’t expect any red wine (no one wants to scrub that off the boat’s white deck). The Kai Kanani has the distinction of being the only beachlaunched catamaran in Makena, and they also offer a couple snorkeling trips to Molokini, since it just takes them 15 minutes to get there. But I wasn’t interested in snorkeling when I went aboard. It was a windy day for my sunset cruise, but the
catamaran ride was still very smooth. As we cruised toward Wailea, Chef Kulis was busy whipping up dishes like a farro and summer squash salad and ahi crudo with sliced caper berries and peppers. Kulis says cooking on board can be tricky, so some of his courses like the pesto shells with pepitas come pre-cooked. But for the surf and turf opakapaka dish with Kula veggies and short rib ragu, he panfried the fish on a hot plate in the galley. Bruddah Dwight played music while the sun settled near the horizon. After the last dessert dish of S’mores in a jar was finished, we were just about back to the Makena Golf and Beach Resort. The Kai Kanani picks up resort passengers in the Wailea area for its boat trips, and a number of guests were getting back that way. To see the different charters available or book one for yourself, call 808-879-7218 or go to Kaikanani.com.
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Trilogy They offer Aloha Friday adults-only sunset sail, but also gourmet dinner cruises and family-friendly sails. Ma‘alaea, Ka‘anapali, Lahaina departures. 808-874-5649, Sailtrilogy.com
Alii Nui Romantic sunset sails Mon., Wed., Fri. and Sun. Ma‘alaea Harbor. 800-5423483. Aliinuimaui.com Expeditions Late night ferry for Fifth Friday town party in Lanai City. Lahaina Harbor. 808661-3756. Go-lanai.com Molokai Ferry Molokai is one of the last frontiers of
Island Rhythms Sunset Cruise Live music with Marty Dread on Fridays, except May 29 when Ras Shaggai will perform. Heavy pupus, cocktails. Ma‘alaea Harbor, Pacificwhale.org Stargazing with Harriet Witt Check the Pacific Whale Foundation website for full moon and new moon dates, cocktails, heavy pupus, and dessert. Lahaina Harbor, Pacificwhale.org Pride of Maui Dinner cruise buffet style, full cocktail bar, live music. Ma‘alaea Harbor. Prideofmaui.com Teralani Two boats, gourmet dinner or heavy pupus sunset cruise options. Ka‘anapali departure. 808-661-0365, Teralani.net
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rian Regan is set to make Comedy Central history this year with the live broadcast in September of his stand-up show at Radio City Music Hall in New York City. Earlier this month, Regan performed his 28th stand-up performance on Late Night with David Letterman. Regan’s comedy embraces the goofy and human side of life. We caught up with Regan before his cross-country flight to Maui–for his upcoming show at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center–to see how he keeps his flavor of comedy fresh. MAUITIME: Have you been to Maui before? Is there anything you are looking forward to doing while here in the islands? BRIAN REGAN: I’ve been to Hawaii a few times in my life. The last couple times I stayed in Maui. This trip, I’ll be staying with my kids near Honolulu and flying over for the Maui show. I’m looking forward to it! MT: Congratulations on your first live stand-up comedy show on Comedy Central. BR: Thanks! MT: How did you score that gig? Do you consider yourself cutting edge when it comes to reaching audiences on television? BR: I’ve never done Radio City Music Hall and I’ve never done a live special. So this is a pretty cool double whammy. I’m glad Comedy Central is in my corner on this one. Not sure if I’m really “cutting edge.” Many comedians consider themselves to be cutting edge. But why do we have to use the knife for the analogy. Let’s use the spoon. I like to consider myself the big bowl-like area of the spoon that holds all the stuff you like. MT: Why is it you hit it off with Dave Letterman so well? Now that he’s retired, will we still be seeing you on late night TV?
BR: I’m truly honored that Dave Letterman and the entire show was into my comedy over so many years. Now that his legendary run in television is over, I’m not sure yet where I’ll end up doing TV spots. MT: Are there comedians you like to watch? Who are they? BR: There are many comedians I like. The danger in listing some names is that you leave out others just as good. But I was always a fan of Steve Martin’s standup. And I certainly think Jerry Seinfeld is very good for the world of comedy. MT: Do you naturally see humor around you at all times? What is the process for you as you develop your act? BR: I don’t always see humor in things. Especially when I smash my pinky toe into a coffee table leg in the middle of the night. But sometimes I’ll see things, or experience things, that make me go, “Huh, maybe that’s a bit.” MT: How do you keep evolving your comedy so it stays relevant? BR: Relevance is kind of a weird thing. If one does topical material, it makes sense to want to be relevant. But if someone talks about donut sprinkles, it’s not quite as important. Unless the U.S. Supreme Court makes a decision outlawing donut sprinkles. MT: How do you keep comedy interesting for yourself? BR: I keep changing. It always feels better when the comedy is fresh. MT: You don’t have much of a potty mouth in your stand-up act. Do you have to work to keep that kind of content out of your show? Why have you embraced this style of comedy? BR: My comedy has always been kind of clean, I guess. It’s not because I’m Johnny Wholesome or anything–it’s just that I like that kind of comedy. Plus, I don’t know any dirty words except for dadburnit! MT: Does Brian Regan use cuss words in real life? How about interviews? BR: Hell no, I don’t cuss in real life! And it would be super shitty if I cussed in interviews! ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink
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FRIDAY, MAY 29
KA KAWEHI – The Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC) presents YouTu Tube hit turned Kickstarter success story Kawehi. A self-proclaimed “D “DIY artist,” Kawehi has won attention for her unconventional path as a re recording artist. To date, she’s successfully completed seven independent (o (of a label) projects, her most recent being INTERAKTIV–an EP with more tthan 900 backers and $50,000 in pledged support. $25-30. 7:30pm. M Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo by Luxe Studio Productions
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‘90S NIGHT – DJ Blast is back and taking you on a magic carpet ride to the ‘90s at Charley’s. Dress as your favorite ‘90s character and bring your moves. Don’t be afraid to break it down on the dance floor like it’s 1999. Flashback to the years of “Baby Got Back,” “Can’t Touch This” and “Baby One More Time.” 21+. 10pm-2am. $10. Charley’s Saloon (142 Hana Hwy, Paia), Charleysmaui.com. Photo courtesy DJ Blast’s Facebook page
SATURDAY, MAY 30
GO NUTZ WITH @MISSERICADEE – Visiting vocalist DJ and emcee Erica Dee has been captured for another weekend on Maui after stealing your hearts at Art=Mixx. She heads Upcountry this time. This Boston-born, Canadian-raised artist travels the world, sharing her style of sleek beats overlaid with her refreshing performance. Find her mixtape Golden at Ericadee.bandcamp.com. $10. 10pm. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220, CasanovaMaui.com. Photo courtesy Casanova.
RIVER MOUTH CLEANUP – All hands on deck for Malama Maui Nui’s cleanup at “River Mouth.” It’s adjacent to ‘Iao Stream and volunteers will clear litter to prevent debris from traveling further into the ocean. Home to many species that thrive off the stream’s freshwater as well as the ocean, the River Mouth needs to be kept clean. Email volunteer@ cwdhawaii.org or call 808-877-2524 to sign up. 8am-12pm. Facebook.com/communityworkday. Photo courtesy Malama Maui Nui
SATURDAY, MAY 30 KALO WORKSHOP – Explore one of Hawaii’s most popular starches–kalo (taro)–at the Maui Nui Botanical Gardens. Guests will learn about the different kalo varieties, its cultural importance and cultivation processes with farmer and practitioner Jerry Konanui. Guests can get up close and personal with the plant; they’ll also be able to taste MNBG’s varieties. Reservations required and fees apply. 9am-12pm. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens (150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-249-2798, Mnbg.org. Photo courtesy MNBG
DRAWING WITH OIL PASTELS – Keiki 5-10 are welcome to explore oil pastels with artist Shirley Dumo at the Makawao Public Library. Keiki will learn about techniques, color blending and contrast, then get an opportunity to create. Massage your child’s creativity with story and art. All supplies provided, but reservations are required. Free. 2-3:30pm. Makawao Public Library (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785, Librarieshawaii.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons
SATURDAY, MAY 30 HULIAU YOUTH ENVIRONMENTAL FILM FEST – The Maui Huliau Foundation presents the fifth annual Huliau Youth Environmental Film Festival at the Iao Theater. The showcase highlights short films made by Maui youth, ranging in topics from consumption to climate change. The event promotes environmental literacy and leadership for youth. This year’s youth behind the camera represent 10 Maui schools. $5 (18 & under) $15 (adult). 7pm. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku), Mauihuliaufoundation.org. Photo: Joe Haupt/Wikimedia Commons
TREVOR HALL – Singer,songwriter and South Carolina native Trevor Hall performs during the MACC’s Solo Sessions. The Billboard Chart topper has shared the stage with The Wailers, Steel Pulse and Colbie Caillat. He attended the Idyllwild Arts Academy, and his sound fuses reggae and rock with Indian influences. His music has also been featured on the Shrek The Third soundtrack. $30-65. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo: Emory Hall
SATURDAY, MAY 30 PINK FLOYD TRIBUTE – Maui musicians will pay tribute to Pink Floyd at Mulligan’s on the Blue. Expect a great night featuring the English rock band’s greatest hits, including “The Dark Side of the Moon.” Adding to the psychedelic vibes will be a dazzling light show. Rock out to one of London’s most influential bands. 21+. $15 pre-sale. $20 door. 7-10pm. Mulligans on the Blue (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131, Mulligansontheblue.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons
BRIAN REGAN – From the Late Night Show with Da-nvid Letterman to performing in more than 80 cities nationwn wide, comedian Brian Regan will now appear at our own een MACC. Regan’s recent project lands him on the big screen ewith comedic star Chris Rock. $56.50. 8pm. Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo: Jerry Metellus
SUNDAY, MAY 31 CENTRAL MAUI BIKE RIDE – Join the Maui Bicycling League for an afternoon bike ride through Central Maui. It starts at the Kaunoa Senior Center in Kahului, heads to Island Grocery and then back. Family and friends alike are welcome to join the MBL’s continued efforts to educate both cyclists and drivers on the need to share the road. The course is ideal for beginners. Free. 1pm. Kaunoa Senior Center (11 Mahaolu St., Kahului), Mauibicyclingleague. org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons
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WEDNESDAY, JUNE 3 MAHINA‘AI MOONLIGHT TOUR – The Kaho‘olawe Island Reserve Commission (KIRC) has partnered with the County of Maui Product Enrichment Program (CPEP) to present Mahina‘ai Night. It’s an informative evening that will feature a torch-lit guided tour along a designated walking trail (shoes recommended) that will help teach guests about Kaho‘olawe’s history and conservation efforts. View historical artifacts from the island and enjoy live entertainment by UH Maui College’s Institute of Hawaiian Music. Beverages and pupu will be available for cash purchases. Must RSVP. 6-8pm. KIRC Boat House (2780 S. Kihei Rd.) 808-243-5020, Kahoolawe.hawaii.gov/volunteer.shtml. Photo: Andrew Wright/KIRC
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‘PA‘A KE AUPUNI’ – The MACC’s Heritage Film series presents Pa‘a Ke Aupuni, an animated historic film chronicling the Hawaiian Kingdom. Exploring pivotal facts and events, the film aims to share a common understanding of Hawaii’s history for more informed decision making about the future of Hawaii and its people. A Q&A session will follow the movie. $10. 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC
MAUI FILM FEST OPENING – The Maui Film Festival returns to Wailea for its opening night this Wednesday, June 3. The first evening’s films include Love & Mercy, Live from New York, Unexpected and One Good Year. Wednesday also hosts the Taste of Summer event and the festival’s Rising Star Award ceremony honoring Scott Eastwood and Teresa Palmer. Moviegoers will be able to choose from various venues and special events. See full schedule and ticket info online. Mauifilmfestival.com. Photo courtesy MFF
Film
by Barry Wurst II
'Tomorrowland' This isn’t the Space Mountain movie you were hoping for ★★★★★ Rated PG / 130 Min.
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onsidering the years-long shroud of secrecy surrounding Brad Bird’s film, I’ll respectfully tip-toe around the specifics of the story. We meet a teen girl (Britt Robertson) who finds a pin that magically transports her to the futuristic, science-minded utopia of Tomorrowland. While seeking to learn the pin’s origins, she finds herself pursued by laser gun-touting villains and encounters a reclusive scientist (George Clooney) who may hold the key not only to where Tomorrowland exists, but why. The visual effects are beautiful, the production is impressive (everything from the sets to the costumes are top notch) and the film’s overall message is wonderful. Michael Giacchino’s score is among his best and everyone in the cast gives it their all. Clooney looks dashing wearing a jet pack and excels playing a hybrid of Mr. Wizard and Harrison Ford. Robertson is plucky and adorable in the lead and
manages not to get upstaged by all the mayhem that ensues. I agree with the film’s insistence that cynicism, indifference and acceptance of a doomsday scenario is preventing mankind from pursuing the possibilities and alternate outcomes available in science. Rather than simply wait for Armageddon, how about taking action and figuring out a way to sustain and enrich both the planet and the human experience? It’s a refreshingly optimistic point, one that the movie botches by bludgeoning us with it again and again. Rather than trust the audience to grasp and be moved by what the film is saying, the characters are constantly reiterating what’s already been said. A scene in a sci-fi nostalgia store is the first instance where the film really steps wrong. The shop is wall-to-wall with varying movie memorabilia and Star Wars merchandise (yes, Disney, we haven’t forgotten what movie you have coming out in December). You can sense the filmmakers are relying on commercialized nostalgia to carry the scene. Then Keegan Michael-Key and Kathryn Hahn show up, funny but
I always thought the future would have more legumes
hammy in weird turns. A laser shootout takes place, the store explodes and I started wondering who the filmmakers imagined were watching their movie. Whenever Tomorrowland starts building momentum, it pauses for a lengthy dialogue exchange. The insistence on talky exposition makes the pace stop-and-start. With many scenes of headless robots and (bloodless) laser battles, it struck me that this is likely too intense and long-winded for
young children. I have reservations about giving Tomorrowland two stars, since it includes some fine moments and a solid point to make (even if that point looks like a glossy commercial in the closing moments). I loved the opening scenes, set in an impressive recreation of the World’s Fair. But at the end, I left unsatisfied, hoping that someone will still make a real Space Mountain movie. ■
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Showtimes MAUI FILM FESTIVAL - Wed. Jun 3 - Sun. Jun 7. Various screening days, times, and films at the Castle Theater (MACC), McCoy Theater (MACC), and Celestial Cinema in Wailea. For more info, visit Mauifilmfestival.com
KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) San Andreas -PG13- FRI-THU 10:50 12:30 1:30 3:10 4:10 5:45 7:00 8:15 9:35 10:45 Tomorrowland-PG- THU 11:15 12:25 1:20 2:05 3:10 4:10 4:55 5:50 7:00 8:00, FRI 1:15 12:45 2:05 3:30 4:55 7:00 8:00 9:50 10:45, SAT 10:00 11:15 12:45 2:05 3:30 4:55 7:00 8:00 9:50 10:45, SUN-TUE 11:15 12:45 2:05 3:30 4:55 7:00 8:00 9:50 10:45, WED-THU 10:05 11:15 12:45 2:05 3:30 4:55 7:00 8:00 9:50 10:45 Aloha-PG13- FRI-THU 10:35 1:00 3:25 5:45 8:15 10:35 Poltergeist-PG13- 2D THU 12:50 3:10 8:40, 3D THU 10:30 5:25 7:45. FRI-TUE 10:30 12:50 3:10 5:25 7:45 10:00, WED-THU 12:50 3:10 5:25 7:45 10:00
Pitch Perfect 2 -PG13- THU (10:40 11:10 1:30 2:00 4:20 4:50) 7:10 7:40 10:00 10:30, FRI-TUE 11:10 11:40 1:50 2:20 4:30 5:00 7:10 7:40 10:00 10:20 Avengers: Age Of Ultron-PG13- 2D THU 10:50 12:50 4:10 7:00 7:30 10:20 10:40, 3D THU (11:50 3:10) 6:30 9:50. 2D FRI-TUE 11:00 1:10 4:20 7:00 7:30 10:10 10:40, 3D 12:10 3:20 6:30 9:40. TUE 9:00 Far From The Madding Crowd-PG13- THU (10:40 1:30 4:20) 7:10 10:10, FRI-TUE 11:00 1:40 4:20 7:10 10:10 Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2-PG- THU (10:50 1:40 4:10) 7:00 9:40, FRI-TUE 11:10 1:50 4:30 7:00 10:00 Ex Machina-R- THU (11:00 1:30 4:00) 6:40 9:20, FRI-TUE 11:10 1:40 4:10 6:40 9:20 The Longest Ride-R- THU (1:20) 6:50, FRI-TUE 1:50 7:20 Furious 7-PG13- THU (10:40 1:10 4:00) 6:30 9:30, FRI-MON 11:00 1:30 4:10 6:50 9:30, TUW 11:00 1:30 4:10 6:50
THURS | 5/28 Woman In Gold-PG13- THU (2:00 4:30), FRI-TUE 2:00 4:30 The Divergent Series: Insurgent-PG13- THU (10:40 4:10) 9:50, FRI-TUE 11:10 4:40 10:20
WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) San Andreas- PG13- 2D THU 7:00, 9:50, 2D FRISUN (2:30) 10:30, 3D FRI-SUN (11:45) 5:10 7:45, 2D MON (2:30), 3D MON (11:45) 5:10, TUE (2:30) 10:30, 3D TUE (11:45) 5:10 7:45, 2D WED (2:30), 3D WED (11:45) 5:10 Tomorrowland-PG- THU- SUN (12:15 3:40) 6:45 10:00, MON (12:15 3:40) 6:45, TUE (12:15 3:40) 6:45 10:00, WED (12:15 3:40) 6:45
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San Andreas opens this week
Awwwww yeaaaaaaah. 108 min.
ALOHA - PG13 - Romance/Comedy - Cameron Crowe makes a film about a bunch of white people living in Hawaii. 105 min.
FURIOUS 7 - PG13 - Action/Thriller - A heartwarming tale of revenge and muscle cars. Stars Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson and the late Paul Walker. 137 min.
MAUI FILM FESTIVAL - Wed. Jun 3 - Sun. Jun 7. Various screening days, times, and films at the Castle Theater, McCoy Theater, or Wailea. For more info, visit Mauifilmfestival.com
HOT PURSUIT - PG13 - Action/Comedy - A by-the-book cop (Reese Witherspoon) has to protect a crime boss’s widow (Sofia Vergara) in Texas. 87 min.
SAN ANDREAS - PG13 - Action/Thriller - The Rock is a rescue helicopter pilot who tries to rescue his daughter after a big earthquake hits California. 114 min.
THE LONGEST RIDE - PG13 - Drama/Romance - An old man, trapped in a car crash, thinks back on a lost love. 139 min.
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MAD MAX: FURY ROAD - R - Action/Thriller - George Miller returns to his classic post-apocalyptic movie series, this time with Tom Hardy in the title role. Also stars Charlize Theron. 120 min.
TOMORROWLAND - PG - Sci-fi/Action George Clooney and Britt Robertson star in this Disney adventure based loosely on the part of Disneyland that seemed really cool 30 years ago but hasn’t really aged well. See this week’s film review. 130 min. WOMAN IN GOLD - PG13 - Drama - A Jewish refugee (Helen Mirren) fights with the Austrian government to get artwork returned to her family. 109 min.
LAST CHANCE THE AGE OF ADALINE - PG13 - Drama/ Romance - A young woman considers trading her immortality for a man. 110 min.
PAUL BLART: MALL COP 2 - R - Action/ Comedy - Mall Cop Paul Blart goes to Vegas with his teenage daughter. 94 min.
FAR FROM THE MADDING CROWD PG13 - Drama - Yet another adaptation of Thomas Hardy’s Victorian tale of strong-willed Bathsheba Everdeen and her three suitors. 119 min.
THE DIVERGENT SERIES: INSURGENT - PG-13 - Adventure/Sci-Fi - A girl of destiny fights inner demons as she takes on the powerful alliance that controls her society. 119 min.
PITCH PERFECT 2 - PG13 - Music/Comedy - After the Barden Belles fail at Carnegie Hall, they try to redeem themselves at an international competition. 115 min.
HOME - PG - Animation - An alien escapes its homeworld and lands on Earth, where it makes friends with a cute kitty cat. Voices by Rihanna, Jim Parsons and Steve Martin. 94 min.
EX MACHINA - R - Sci-Fi/Drama - A young programmer gets to, um, “evaluate” the human qualities of a beautiful female android.
POLTERGEIST - PG13 - Horror - Remake of the 1982 horror classic in which ghosts haunt some suburban family. 93 min.
MONKEY KINGDOM - G - Documentary - Tina Fey narrates this Disney Nature documentary about a monkey family. 81 min.
AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON - PG13 - Action/ Sci-Fi/Comics - The Avengers return to stop the evil robot Ultron, probably blowing up half the world in the process. Directed by Joss Whedon. 141 min.
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Hawaii’s “DIY” Indie Musician
KAWEHI THU MAY 28 McCoy 7:30 pm Family-Friendly Comedian
BRIAN REGAN SAT MAY 30 Castle 8 pm Acoustic/Folk/Reggae mix
TREVOR HALL SAT MAY 30 McCoy 7:30 pm opening act Pat Simmons Jr.
Heritage Film Festival:
“PA‘A KE AUPUNI” SUN MAY 31 McCoy 3 pm
Singing Creedence Clearwater Revival Hits
JOHN FOGERTY
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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS THE FUTURE SLAM: STEAMPUNK EDITION - Thu, May 28. The Maui Slam community presents another awesome night of oral arts and spoken word. Also, this is a great chance to party down to music by DJ Lobstah and Monsieur Remy. 21 and over, event starts at 9:30pm. $10 cover. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamakawao.com HAWAIIAN MUSIC CONCERT SERIES - Thu. May 28. Enjoy a relaxing evening of traditional and contemporary sounds with Josh Kahula and Preston Ako at Lahaina Restoration Foundation’s free monthly Hawaiian Music Series concert. Together, Josh and Preston’s harmonious voices have captured the hearts of many and their seamless presentation of Hawaiian music resonates through each performance. Limited seating is provided for kupuna; blankets, mats and low beach chairs are welcome. 6pm. Lahaina Restoration Foundation, (120 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-661-3262; Lahainarestoration.org 90’S NIGHT WITH DJ BLAST - Fri, May 29. It’s another night to get down on the North Shore to the best beats of the ‘90s. Don’t forget your scrunchies and Cross Colours. Music starts at 10pm, $10 cover. 21 and over. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); Charleysmaui.com JOEY FALA PIPE ORGAN CONCERT - Sat. May 30. Joey Fala’s repertoire for St. John’s includes works by Bach, Mendelssohn, George Shearing, Langlais, Vaughan Williams and Daquin. St. John’s hosts an 11 rank Oberlinger mechanical action tracker pipe organ that was recently serviced and tuned by visiting Hamburg master organ builder Hans Ulrich-Erbsloeh. Free. 6:30pm. St. Johns Episcopal Church, (8992 Kula Hwy.); 808-878-1485; Stjohnsmaui.org KANEKOA AT FLEETWOOD’S - Sat. May 30. Kanekoa, Maui’s original ukulele/reggae/fusion/rock band, will play just after the Hawaiian sunset ceremony. Kanekoa has been playing together since 1999, melding elements of Hawaiian, rock, folk, blues, reggae and improvisation into a truly unique sound. Free. 6:45pm. Fleetwoods On Front Street, (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com ROCK MUSIC SHOW - Sat, May 30. Rock-out Upcountry this weekend with The Minorities, Smoked Solid Dairy and The Eazy. 21 and over, event starts at 9:30pm. $5 cover. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamakawao.com FREEDOM DANCE - Sat. May 30. “The Dancing Bill” is currently on the Governor’s desk, waiting to become law. Once that happens the Liquor Control will have until October to make new dance regulations. This event will raise money and awareness for The Recreational Dancers Coalition. They will be dancing for four hours to local DJs Remy Chvatal, Will Ov Seraphim and more. Celebrate the freedom of dance and prepare ourselves for the summer of dance. By donation. $5-20. 7:3011:30pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-573-8334; Doorwayintolight.org
STAGE SHOWS MAUI IMPROV - Sun, May 31. Maui Improv invites you to join them for another fun night of improv theater, all created from audience suggestions. Bring your friends, smile and laugh the evening away! $5 admission. ProArts Playhouse (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); mauiimprov@gmail.com; 808-463-6550 ‘ULALENA - (Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri) Delight in this powerful and entertaining show that brings you the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through music and dance. A spectacular storytelling experience that comes alive before your very eyes. A portal to kanaka maoli lore, 14 years in the running. $29.99$79.99; children 12 and under free; kama‘aina and military pricing available. Inquire about dinner partner offers. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE - (Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri) Jump in the time
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machine with Maui Theatre’s with Burn’n Love, into the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. This lively musical act evokes Elvis and more. Reliving the days of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. $29.99-$109.99. 8pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com
FOODIE EVENTS TASTY THURSDAY - Thu, May 28. Sample delicious dishes throughout the store. 5pm. Whole Foods Market (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com INDUSTRY NIGHT FOR HOSPITALITY PROFESSIONALS - Thu, May 28. Starting this month, Pineapple Grill is re-launching Industry Night for hospitality professionals. Any industry professionals 21 and older are invited for special discounted drink and pupus selections as well as entertainment in the Bar/Lanai area. Industry night menus change weekly and will feature Chef Rob and Chef Jeff’s creative and fresh bar food/ pupus. 6pm. Pineapple Grill, (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808669-9600; Cohnrestaurants.com/pineapplegrill PAU HANA POUR - Fri. May 29. Wine tasting with De Maison Selections of summertime favorites from Spain. Includes appetizers. $28. 4:00pm. Merriman’s Kapalua, (One Bay Club Place, Kapalua); 808-669-6400; Merrimanshawaii.com BEATS & EATS - (Every Last Fri) DJ Eliza spinning fun and funky tunes and Chef Jojo whipping up creative appetizers and light bites with no cover charge required. 5pm. Plantation House, (2000 Plantation Club Dr, Kapalua); 808-669-6299; Theplantationhouse.com FARM-TO-TABLE DINING - (Every Sat.) Feast on the abundant harvest of a freshly picked vegetarian meal made from only the purest, chemical and pesticide free ingredients, accompanied by Maui Sacred Earth Soothing Herbal Tea Blend. Menu varies depending on what’s available for harvest. Call for reservations. $25, $20 kama‘aina. 6-8pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com KO SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, May 31. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, firstserved and does sell out. 5pm. Ko, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com UNCORKED - Sun, May 31. Wine series hosted by Sommelier Vanessa Lampson. Tastings from a variety of regions around the globe such as Sicily, the Loire Valley, the Iberian Peninsula and America’s West Coast. Enjoy light bites from Cane and Canoe’s menu developed by Sous Chef Davis Hood created specifically to pair with each week’s wines. Price includes three glasses of wines and light appetizers. Advanced reservations required. $35. 5pm. Cane and Canoe Bar-Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Montagehotels.com WINE SOCIAL - (Every Sun & Mon). Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. For reservations, please visit Opentable.com. 5pm. Pulehu An Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com MULE MONDAYS - (Every Mon.) $16 Maui Mules, $10 refills. Keep the copper mug! 8pm. Cow Pig Bun (535 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-875-8100. TACO TUESDAY - Tue, Jun 2. Enjoy street-style tacos every Tuesday. Buy two for $3–beef or tofu with cilantro and onions. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com PLANTATION HOUSE WINE SERIES - (Daily) Executive Chef Jojo Vasquez will create specialty-pairing menus for each monthly series and phenomenal species will be available on selected premium bottles. Featured wineries will include such notables as Chehalem, Pride Mountain, Heitz, Clif Lede, Truchard and
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Le Grind w/ DJ Blast, 10pm
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work with that superband of the ‘70s and ‘80s–is undoubtedly one of the most recognizable voices in progressive rock. $45, $65. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, (One Cameron Way, Wailuku); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org
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MAMO ON MAUI: WEARABLE ART SHOW - Sat. Jun 20. MAMo= Maoli Arts Month is the annual monthlong celebration of Native Hawaiian art. The Wearable Art Show is a presentation encompassing both fashion and culture. Expect to see cutting edge design as well as traditional patterns and motifs translated for contemporary styles. $35, $45, $65. 6pm. Yokouchi Pavilion, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org
MAUI FILM FESTIVAL - Wed. Jun 3 - Sun. Jun 7. Various screening days, times and films at the Castle Theater, McCoy Theater or Wailea. Daily screenings of acclaimed films. During the festival, enjoy celebrity tributes, filmmaker panels and special events around Wailea, as well as film features. “Fast Pass” ticket packages and individual film tickets available. For more info, visit Mauifilmfestival.com ‘CINDERELLA’ BY ALEXANDER ACADEMY - June 6. Nathaniel Hunt, a professional dancer, returns to perform in this production that includes contemporary, jazz and hip hop pieces alongside traditional ballet. Two shows on June 6 at 2pm and 6pm; One show Sunday at 2pm. $10-30. Aali‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center, (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-572-7235; Seaburyhall.org DAVE MASON’S TRAFFIC JAM - Thu. Jun 11. Rock and Roll Hall of Famer and co-founder of the legendary band Traffic, see Dave Mason and his Band for an evening of music history as he retraces the earliest days of his career and the works that launched his successful solo career. He’s renowned for such Traffic hits “Feelin’ Alright” and “Hole In My Shoe” as well as “We Just Disagree” and “Only You Know and I Know.” 7pm. Castle Theatre Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org DIANA ROSS - Sun, Jun 14 & Mon, Jun 15. With a career spanning more than six decades, it’s inconceivable to think international Superstar Diana Ross has never performed in Hawaii. That will change when her magical live stage production to the Islands in June. The concert, a full theatrical experience, will include breathtaking costumes and stage design, along with her incredible band. Tickets are $75-250. 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org JON ANDERSON - Fri. Jun 19. Singer/songwriter/ musician Jon Anderson–known as “The Voice of YES” for his
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HOT TUNA ACOUSTIC DUO - Sun. Jun 21. Hot Tuna is returning to Hawaii. Jorma Kaukonen (guitar, vocals) and Jack Casady (bass), original members of SF’s Jefferson Airplane, started Hot Tuna in 1969 as a fun side project where they could play the old blues and Gospel songs they both loved. This show will be held at the beautiful, newly-renovated Mill House. Tickets are $30, $40 and $50. Priority Seat tickets are now on sale only at Buffalo-records.com, as well as a limited number of discount 4-packs. 6pm. The Mill House, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 855-364-6622; Mauitropicalplantation.com KI HO‘ALU FESTIVAL- Sun. Jun 28. The 24th annual showcase of Hawaii’s great slack key guitar musicians, presented in a laid-back, local-style outdoor festival. Bring your own beach chair, blanket or lauhala mat to stretch out on the lawn and enjoy an afternoon of music from midday till dusk. The lineup includes many of your favorite musicians and recording artists, to make this an annual favorite Maui event-fun for families and for all ages. Free. 1pm. MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org NA HOKU HOU! - Sat. Jul 11. This annual concert features winners from the Na Hoku Hanohano Awards, announced at the end of May by the Hawaii Association of Recording Arts. Enjoy the best contemporary music of Hawaii with current and previous years’ Na Hoku winners in a gorgeous setting under the glowing glass roof of the pavilion. Line-up TBA in June (after the 2015 NHH Awardees are announced). TBA. 6pm. Yokouchi Pavilion, (1 Cam-
eron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ‘THE ADDAMS FAMILY’ MATINEE - Sun, Jul 12. This show encompasses every father’s worst nightmare… his daughter falling in love with a man her parents have never met. What’s in store for these young lovebirds? $20-40. 3pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com MAUI CALLS - Thu. Aug 6. It’s the MACC’s signature fundraiser gala. Enjoy delectable pupu created by chefs from stellar island restaurants, paired with premium wines served by vintners from boutique wineries around the world. The gala starts with a fresh flower lei greeting and Hawaiian music serenade, follows through with a concert by a surprise musical guest and ends with dancing under the stars.. 7pm. Yokouchi Pavilion, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org
ART SCENE LAS FEATURED ARTIST - Thru Sun. May 31. Lahaina Arts Society is featuring two of its member artists during the month of May. The Banyan Tree Gallery will show underwater and scenic photography by John O’Leary. Multimedia art by Pamela Neswald will be featured in the Old Jail Gallery. 1pm. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery and Old Jail Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahaina-arts.org JEANNE YOUNG - Thu, May 28. Jeanne Young displays her process and techniques. She likes subjects that stimulate her artistic passion, especially people and all the beautiful ways in which they engage with life. 12pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com ARIEL QUIROZ - Fri, May 29. Born in Chile, Ariel Quiroz enjoys drawing, painting, portraiture and the human figure, mixing realistic effects with impressionism and expressionism. 12pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com JULIE HOUCK - Fri, May 29. Julie Houck’s paint-
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ings are exhibited extensively in Hawaii. Her work is part of the permanent collections of the Hawaii State Foundation on Culture and the Arts and the Hawaii State Art Museum. She also teaches plein art painting on Maui and in France. 12:30pm. Maui Hands, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com CELESTE BOURSIER-MOUGENOT - Daily in May (except Mon). French artist and composer Céleste Boursier-Mougenot creates intriguing works using common objects to explore combinations of sound and movement in a given space. Free. 10am. Schaefer International Gallery, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org ISLAND ART PARTY CLASSES - Wed-Sat. Art Party from 6:30-9:30pm, Sunday Morning Art Party 10am-1pm. It’s part art party, part painting class. Island Art Party (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), 808419-6020; Islandartparty.com
CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, MAY 28 SPRING SUFI CAMP - Thu. May 28 - Fri. May 29. It’s a week of Zikr, Sufi Teachings for the mystic in everyday life, Dances of Universal Peace, Meditation, Devotional Singing, Yoga, Ecstatic Dance, Rumi Cafe, Sweat Lodge Ceremonies, nourishing mostly organic vegetarian meals and communion with nature. Share the experience of living together, for a full week. Spring Sufi Camp, (Keanae Rd., Haiku); 800-385-9629; SufisHawaii.org QUICKBOOKS FOR YOUR SMALL BUSINESS Thu. May 28. Instructor: Richard Kehoe, CPA. Learn to set up your company’s QuickBooks in a small class setting with personalized tutoring. This class is for new users and will teach you how to record sales, receive payments, prepare invoices and balance your checkbook. Follow-up appointments are offered at no cost. $45. 5:00pm. Maui County Business Resource Center, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu St., Kahului)
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‘PAWS’ FOR READING - Thu. May 28. Take a moment for reading with your keiki, or have your keiki read to an assistance dog. Assistance Dogs of Hawaii, a nonprofit organization that provides people with physical disabilities specially-trained dogs to assist them in living more independent lives, will present the program. Reading to a Therapy Dog can help build a keiki’s reading confidence, strengthen literacy skills, and is a lot of fun. Sign up your children for 15-minute reading sessions. 3pm. Wailuku Public Library, (251 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-243-5766; Librarieshawaii.org FREE POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES HULA SHOW - (Every Thu) Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com
FRIDAY, MAY 29 KIRTAN AND MANTRA MEDITATION -(Every Fri) Kirtan and mantra meditation with Krishna Japa Das and friends. Dancing, chanting and refreshments. Free, but donations appreciated. Every Friday Night. 7pm. Maui Yoga Shala, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-283-4123; Maui-yoga.com
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SUNDAY, MAY 31 MARK TWAIN VISITS LAHAINA - Sun. May 31. Enjoy a performance of An evening with Mark Twain by Rick Scheideman. With humor and wisdom Twain shares aspects of his fascinating life including his time on Maui. The romantic Pioneer Inn Courtyard is the setting for this unique and entertaining experience with a talk-back Twain session immediately following the performance. Cash-bar will be provided. $15. 6:30pm. The Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-276-4201. KAEHU BAY BEACH CLEAN UP - (Every 4th Sunday) In collaboration with the community and NOAA’s tsunami monitoring program, Hawaii Wildlife Foundation (HWF) adopted Waiehu’s Ka‘ehu Beach on the Northwest coastline of Maui in 2012 and cleans this beach every month. 9am. Kukona Place, (Kukona Place , Wailuku); Wildhawaii.org/projects.html KEIKI IN THE KITCHEN - Sun. May 24. Calling all young chefs: hands-on free cooking class just for you. RSVP by phone or at customer service desk. 2pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com
HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - (Every Fri) Visit Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching. Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm. Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closed-toe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection. Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am12pm. Waihe‘e Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org
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FREE HULA PERFORMANCE - (Every Mon) Center stage at Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center. 10:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325.
VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - (Every Sat) Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org DIANE’S GYMNASTICS ACADEMY BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION - Sat. May 30. In celebration of Coach Diane Bidermann’s birthday and the Gymnastics Center’s big success, the Center will host a party. Everyone’s invited to participate in an open gym and potluck style BBQ and birthday cake outside. Bring your family. 1:30pm. Diane’s Gymanstic Academy, (393 Lehuakona St., Kahului); 808-298-9352; Dianesgymnastics.com
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MONDAY, JUNE 1 VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - (Every Mon) Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am. Every Monday. 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org
MAUI UNITED SOCCER CLUB: TRYOUTS & CLINICS -Mon. Jun 1 - Mon. Jun 8. Any and all girls and boys, ages 6-14, experience the best in youth soccer development with Maui United Soccer Club. Maui United Soccer Club is the most successful youth soccer club in Maui, with more than 30 Hawaii State Cup Championships. These special free playdays will be conducted throughout various Maui locations, including Central, Kihei, Lahaina and Upcountry. 4pm. For more info, visit Mauiunitedsoccer.org
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 3 GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - (Every Wed) Experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key
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Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award-winning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com YOGA FOR EVERY BODY- (Every Wed) Enjoy a free weekly yoga class in Kihei with certified yoga instructor Gylian Solay. Open to the public! 8-9:30am. (Waipuilani Park, North Kihei); 808-344-8068; Gyliansolay.com VOLUNTEERING ON VACATION: O‘O FARM (Every Wed) Work on an exquisite organic farm in the misting forest of Waipoli in Kula. Wear sturdy shoes and bring a light jacket that you do not mind getting a little dirty, plus water and sunscreen. Gloves and gardening tools provided. Please call 24 hours in advance to sign up. Free. 8:45am. O‘o Farm (651 Waipoli Rd., Kula) 808-249-8811 ext 1. SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - (Every Wed) You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com
DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAFE CAFE MAUI - Fri, Sunset Session Fridays with Noah & Auggie 4:30-7pm. (129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina); 808-283-2739. CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7:00-9:30pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Benny Uyetake 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988. CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri Sonshine Rivers & Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; Sat, Scott Freeman 4:3010:30pm; Sun, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-10:30pm; Tue, Scott Freeman 4:3010:30pm; Wed, Sonshine Rivers & Harry Troupe 4:3010:30pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855. COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908. DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben 3-5pm, Danyell & Roy 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm, Damon & Tim
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Sign Language GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)
My friends and I like to imagine that at least 80% of the population is composed of androids. How else to explain the apathy most people exhibit, and sullen maintenance of the status quo? Where’s the drive to achieve, to create, to be vivid, exciting, beautiful, to make a mark on the world? Most people are not only satisfied with being “normal” and average, they actively seek this state. Obviously, they’re factory-created, and their inability to wildly, uncontrollably express their individuality is simply a symptom of having none to speak of. This week, prove you’re not an android, if you can. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)
Constructing an astrological map to navigate your week is nigh unto impossible. You’re all over the place. Luckily, that’s often just how you like it. How else can you make use of your diverse range of abilities and touch base with your friends and compatriots from all walks of life? Sorry, I can’t tell you whether this week will be full of blessings or shit. Probably it’ll have plenty of both, along with disasters, miracles, opportunities, disappointments, love, failure to love, misery, ecstasy, and so on. In other words, you’ve got a lot going on right now, so you probably don’t have much time to read about it anyway. Go live it instead.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)
Your latest lover knows they can’t keep you. Whenever they imagine the possibility, they’ve got the specter of your museum of past lovers, their faces, hopes, and dreams captured in wax. So instead of taking a long view in which you end up together still, years from now, they start to wonder how you’ll remember them once you’ve moved on. Maybe they’re simply not special enough to get to stay in your life forever and ever. Sucks for them. But if they are, you’d better clue them in, and fast, before they make their mark and split for someone more ultimately have-able.
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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)
Your arsenal of weapons and coalition of allies is growing sparse. It might be time to assume a slightly lower profile, if your past actions still allow that. Going around screaming, “If you don’t wanna screw me, baby, then screw off!” might not be your best strategy this week. You’re a badass, and we all know it, but that punk attitude currently only makes you inaccessible, not admirable. Instead of being the biggest, heaviest warship around, be a cruise ship; in other words, start advertising ways that people can get on board, not get blasted to bits.
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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)
It may be time for another little traipse around our tiny ball of mud. Leos are one of the fixed signs, so when you get stuck it can be pretty difficult to shake yourself loose. Sometimes a geographic displacement is enough to relieve any spiritual constipation you may have suffered along the way. I don’t mean tourism; visiting monuments and museums won’t do shit for you, not compared to visiting people’s houses, eating their food, talking about their lives, playing with their pets, getting drunk on their roofs, and having the visceral experience of stepping into a life that’s different than your own. Sounds fun, no? Stop thinking it now; go do it instead.
Your comfort zone has grown increasingly narrow in recent years. In part, this is because you’ve become adept at navigating through life and controlling variables. However, as the abyss of fearful unknowables widens on either side of your chosen path, the prospect of change—especially dramatic change that leaves almost nothing salvageable from your old life—becomes increasingly unnerving and unlikely. Sure you can go on trundling along in the same comfortable rut you’ve carved out for yourself, the one that goes in a straight, predictable line from here to your death. But if you have any aspirations of hopping out of it and running wild, this would be a good week to do just that. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)
VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)
You’d be horrified to discover that someone was in your home right now, sifting through your most personal belongings. At the same time, some small part of you would experience a moment of pride at how ordered, neat, and clean everything was. Take refuge in that feeling, because right now romance of any kind will feel like an unwelcome intruder into your heart, because it disrupts the ordered nature of your inner universe. However, I urge you not to call the cops and have it expelled. It belongs there, despite the mess it’s making.
Don’t be too hard on yourself for getting mired in these pits of muddy emotion. Remember that these little hollows of energy-sapping muck are much more manageable than the acres of emotional swampland you used to get trapped in. Also, notice that the chief source of your suffering, ironically, isn’t the mild depression or confusion you’re experiencing, it’s the self-recrimination you subject yourself to for not being able to immediately extricate yourself from it. Stop that. Please, when you get your boots get trapped in sucking mud, see how pointless it is to pull a foot free just so you can kick yourself.
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In mere moments, a piano will fall on your head out of nowhere, or perhaps a safe. No wait, you’ll be surfing the internet and find all sorts of compromising pictures of yourself, or else your mom will discover them and have a heart attack and die. Luckily, none of these things is even remotely possible, which is why I’m having a chuckle at your expense; you’ve been going around all cringe-y and fearful, as if some really ugly shit was liable to hit the fan any second. Stop worrying; the angst is far worse than the consequences of anything you’re likely to experience this week. In order to get over it quickly, simply imagine the worst-case scenario right now. Accept it. See? It’s not so bad. Now you can actually get on with your life. SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)
Your line of congratulators would be 23 miles long, if people could comprehend just how much you’ve achieved, or why it’s important to you. Unfortunately—and this is a frequent source of your loneliness— almost no one will ever quite get what motivates you, or why. However, that’s no reason to isolate yourself further. The lack of understanding about your weird inner world doesn’t reflect the levels of desire; many people would really, really like to get to know you. Let them, as much as possible, and if you see chances to clue them in to what’s going on in your most secret of hearts, please do so.
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)
All sorts of deals are being made in backrooms everywhere, on your behalf. Secret handshakes and subtle signals passed between dozens of intermediaries, are determining the kinds of opportunities you’ll be presented in your near future—and they’re damn cool. Only an idiot would pass these little nuggets of good fortune up, just because they don’t fit neatly into what he has planned for himself. Accept what is, not what you wish could or should be—especially when what is—once you give it a chance—is actually better than anything you’d imagined anyway. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)
Keep rewriting. Unfortunately the novelized version of your life you produced at age 15 no longer applies. The problem is clinging to your identity like it’s some static thing moving through time, when time is the illusion, marked only by the changing of your idea of self. In other words, it’s time for a totally new novel about the way your life is going to go, and don’t even bother referring to old versions as you write this one. You get it, don’t you? This is a process, not a product; by the time you’re finished figuring out four hundred pages of plans for yourself, it’ll be time to close this manuscript and start all over on the next one.
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