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BIKING THE NEW AIRPORT ACCESS ROAD It was very nice to see about a hundred Maui bicyclists show up on the morning of Tuesday, Aug. 4 for a special opening of (part) of the new Airport Access Road in Kahului. The nonprofit organization Maui Bicycling League convinced state and county officials to allow cyclists to ride the gleaming new stretch of roadway that stretches from WalMart to Hana Highway and will (eventually) allow direct access to Kahului Airport one hour before it opened to auto traffic. “Our goal with this ride is to experience what it is like to bypass the congestion of Dairy Road along a roadway without traffic,” said Ceal Potts, Maui Bicycling League cochair, in an Aug. 1 news release on the ride sent out by Pedego Maui. “This is a one time opportunity–but we hope that it will highlight the importance of creating a bike path removed from the roadway along this route–such a path would provide a direct link between the Mokulele Bike Path and the Northshore Greenway, and effectively con-

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MAYOR APPOINTS MONSANTO LOBBYIST TO HOUSING DEPT. In a move that’s sure to keep the county’s anti-Monsanto/GMO activists buzzing for months (but perfectly illustrates the very tight bonds that connect local government with big business), Maui County Mayor Alan Arakawa has appointed Carol Reimann to be the new Housing and Human Concerns Director. Reimann, as you might have known, has spent the last two years as a lobbyist (“Community & Government Affairs Manager”) for Monsanto. But strangely, Arakawa didn’t refer to Reimann’s most recent Monsanto work when he announced her appointment in the August issue of the county’s High Street Journal newsletter. “That is why I feel very fortunate to have someone of Carol’s caliber accepting the position,” Arakawa said in his monthly “Message From The Mayor” column. “During her time with the Maui Hotel & Lodging

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The Maui Police Department is finally dribbling out a few details concerning the Aug. 5, 2015 fatal shooting in Keopualani Park in Kahului. Since Aug. 6, the MPD has sent out a couple press releases, and there was an Aug. 7 press conference helped, but many questions remain. According to the MPD, three officers (the MPD, as per their standard operating procedure, will not release their names) shot and killed Raymond Hodge, a 39-year-old AfricanAmerican male who's been on Maui for two years and who allegedly shot at them with a 9mm handgun. Though the Maui PD hasn’t identified the cops involved in the shooting, they did release three photographs (including the one above) of a police cruiser that appears to have been hit by gunfire. The MPD news releases state that two officers first headed to the park at about 8:54pm (the park is across the street from the MPD’s headquarters) in response to a caller who warned of an “unknown male” who was apparently wearing a fake U.S. Immigration badge. We may never know why Hodge was allegedly doing this. The first MPD news release says that when officers approached Hodge, he “became agitated and confrontational.” Then, after Hodge started walking away, he suddenly “removed a handgun from his waistband, turned and began firing in the direction of the officers.” At the press conference on Aug. 7, the MPD said the suspect’s gun was “registered to a business” (though they didn't identify it). Incredibly, the MPD states that “During the exchange of gunfire, the male positioned himself towards the front of the officer’s patrol vehicle while the two officers sought cover behind the same patrol vehicle.” It was at this point, the MPD states, that a third officer arrived and also began firing at the suspect.” The MPD also insists that once the suspect went down, “the officers started to immediately administer lifesaving efforts.” Though medics apparently arrived later and continued rendering aid, the MPD news release states, “the male suspect eventually expired at the scene.” We know there was a lot of shooting because department investigators recovered about 50 casings, department officials said at the Aug. 7 press conference. The MPD

said that nine of those came from the suspect’s gun, with the rest coming from the guns of the three responding officers. According to the MPD, the three officers shot the suspect 11 times in “numerous parts of his body.” What’s more, the MPD cruiser that was hit by gunfire (see photo above) was hit “by both sides,” meaning it was hit by rounds fired by both the suspect and the police officers. The shooting investigation is ongoing.

nect Kihei, to Kahului, on to Paia all via a protected route away from cars.” See, that Tuesday morning bike ride was actually the only time cyclists will be able to cruise the new Airport Access Road stretch in safety. That’s because the road (which has been in development for many years) lacks a dedicated bikeway. “We are glad that there is a shoulder on the new Airport Access Road, but ideally, there would be a free-standing shared-use path built into the Airport Access Road’s wide easement where bicycles, walkers and runners could safely travel,” said Saman Dias in the Aug. 1 news release. “By installing this short 2 mile link segment between the Mokulele Bike Path and the North Shore Greenway we would create a nearly 14 mile protected bike route–the longest dedicated bike route in the State of Hawaii. We would like to see that path added to the Central Maui Pedestrian and Bicycle Master Plan, as well as Bike Plan Hawaii so that it can become a reality in the near future.” The call from local cyclists for a dedicated bike path isn’t based on aesthetics. Kahului can be dangerous for cyclists, and the new Airport Access Road was a great opportunity to make things better. “On average it is almost 15 times more dangerous for a cyclist to ride down Dairy Road than any other mile of roadway in Central Maui,” said MBL member Danny Boren in the Aug. 1 news release. “At one point, Hookele St. was called out in the Central Maui Pedestrian and Bicycle Master Plan as an opportunity for a safe non-motorized route around Dairy Rd., but since Hookele was built out before this plan was adopted no cycling facilities were installed, leaving this area of Central Maui devoid of a safe bike route.” Still, a surprising number of county and state officials showed up for the bike ride yesterday morning. According to a press release Dias sent out a few hours after the ride, Maui County Councilmember Don Couch, Councilmember Don Guzman, County Managing Director Keith Regan, Chief of Staff Herman Andaya, County Public Works Director David Goode, County Public Works Deputy Director Rowena Dagdag and state Department of Transportation official Ferdinand Cajigal all showed up.

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Association, Carol has worked with almost every developer and construction company on Maui, the same people who would be building affordable housing. Altogether she has more than 20 years of executive level experience in this community, including speaking before our County Council.” Because that’s all it takes to run the Housing and Human Concerns Department, right? Personal knowledge of and friendship with the company execs that build homes and condos that are, in the main, priced far in excess of the mean income level in the county? Well, when it comes to working with local developers and big business, Reimann is certainly experienced. And besides, what do social worker-types know, anyway? Joann Ridao, Reimann’s predecessor at Housing and Human Concerns, retired last month. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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The Maui Food Innovation Center at University of Hawaii Maui College is the recipient of the SBA Growth Accelerator Fund Competition. President Barack Obama announced the winners of the competition Aug. 4 at White House Demo Day. The competition, run by the U.S. Small Business Administration, recognizes entrepreneurship and innovation to create a diverse and inclusive small business community. Its purpose is to draw attention and funding to parts of the country where there are gaps in the entrepreneurial ecosystem. The MFIC–one of 80 nationwide recipients–will receive $50,000 to support its Maui Accelerator Program (MAP), a business start-up program targeting women and minority-owned enterprises including Native and Hawaiian led business. MFIC was one of eight recipients that were selected by a special panel of the SBA’s Office of Native American Affairs for programs that serve Native American, Native Alaskan and Native Hawaiian populations. Additional recipients of the Office of Native American Affairs Special Prizes include Launch: Alaska; The ARK Challenge; Native Entrepreneur in Residence Program; Fresh Future Farm Inc.; Pioneer Business Incubator; ONABEN; and Alaska Small Business Incubator, LLC. The $50,000 award money will be used for the Maui Accelerator start-up program in a variety of ways; the funds

will go to creating a selective process to choose participating food companies; create a team of food industry mentors; and design a website for the program. The money also will be used to develop an event which will culminate in a public pitch by the selected companies. “The Maui Food Innovation Center is an important program that will offer both the training and facilities needed by local food entrepreneurs to build a small business,” said UHMC Chancellor Lui K. Hokoana. “We’re excited the project has been recognized nationally, and this additional award will increase learning opportunities for students.” The Maui Accelerator Program will be developed in partnership with the Maui Native Hawaiian Chamber of Commerce, InnovateHawaii, Maui Economic Development Board (MEDB), MEO, Inc., and County of Maui. These organizations have been working together in the Business Development Alliance to sponsor training and events for entrepreneurs, such as the Made in Maui County Festival and MEDB’s StartUp Weekend. “The partnership between the Maui Native Hawaiian Chamber of Commerce and the Maui Food Innovation Center is a natural because we share many of the same goals,” said MNHCoC President Doreen “Pua” Canto. “Mentoring the next generation of Native Hawaiian entrepreneurs will be easier with the support of the SBA Growth Accelerator Fund.” As part of the MAP program, MFIC also

As part the company’s commitment to ensure safety for both its employees and customers, Zippy’s–the big chain of restaurants throughout Hawaii that sells large quantities of wonderful chili, plate lunches, burgers, saimin and a nearly endless array of sweets–has installed heart defibrillators in 10 of its locations. Sal Nissan, a spokesperson for HeartSine, the defibrillator’s manufacturer, confirmed that the Zippy’s on Maui is one of the 10 locations receiving the devices. “Ensuring that all of our employees and customers are safe while at our restaurant locations is a high priority for us, so placing an AED in several of our stores is just one more step we can take to ensure their safety,” said Paul Yokota, President of FCH Enterprises (Zippy’s parent company), in an Aug. 6 press release from HeartSine. “Our strong commitment to the safety of our communities made the decision to install HeartSine AEDs at our locations an easy one.”

According to HeartSine, the device– known as “HeartSine samaritan PAD 350P”–was designed for use in public areas. It can work on adults or children, is lightweight and apparently easy to use. It provides “easy to follow visual and audio prompts to guide the rescuer from pad application to shock delivery,” according to the company. Eventually, Zippy’s plans to install the devices in all of its restaurants. “With 84 percent of Sudden Cardiac Arrests occurring outside of a healthcare setting, placing AEDs in restaurants like Zippy’s provides much needed AED access to the local communities, as well as those inside the restaurants,” said HeartSine Sales Manager Brian Duffield in the Aug. 6 press release. “We commend Paul and the restaurant chain for taking this important forward-thinking step.” According to the restaurant chain’s website, Zippy’s is currently running a special promotion with Pepsi: “Come in to Zippy’s in August for an entry form, and you can get a medium Pepsi for only 99 cents with the purchase of any regular plate lunch,” states the website. The company will choose two winners–the first gets $5,000 while the “consolation prize” is 12 cases (432 cans) of Pepsi (which Zippy’s calls “a year’s supply” of the drink). A single can of soda contains about 8.75 teaspoons of sugar. The American Heart Association recommends that women consume no more than six teaspoons of sugar a day while men can consume up to nine teaspoons of sugar per day.

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News Of The Weird THERE’S AN APP FOR THAT Among the health and fitness apps for computers and smartphones are sex-tracking programs to document the variety of acts and positions, degrees of frenzy and lengths of sessions (via an on-bed motion detector)–and menstrual trackers aimed at males (to help judge their partner’s fertility but also her predicted friskiness and likelihood of orgasm). Several have chart- and graph-making potential for data (noise level, average thrust frequency, duration, etc.), and of course, the highlight of many of the apps is their ability to create a “score” to rank performance–even encouraging comparisons across a range of populations and geography. (Sociologist Deborah Lupton’s app research was summarized in the July Harper’s Magazine.)

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PROFILE IN LEADERSHIP Maryland state Delegate Ariana Kelly was charged with trespassing and indecent exposure in June after she arrived at her exhusband’s home to drop off their kids and learned that his girlfriend was inside. According to police, she started banging on the door and ringing the bell repeatedly and, aware that her husband had a camera trained on the doorway, she faced it, exposed her breasts and shook them, one in each hand, toward the lens. Eventually, she dared an officer to arrest her. (The Washington Post reported that Kelly is a member of a legislative task force studying maternal mental health issues.)

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bills. The woman had taken a .22-caliber bullet, which left a scar cutting right through her tattoo reading “Happiness Is A Warm Gun.” (2) A task force of Benton, Arkansas, police and U.S. Marshals tracked down Tieren Watson, 26, in June after he had spent several days on the lam as a suspect in a shooting. When arrested, he was wearing a T-shirt reading “You Can Run, But You Can’t Hide.”

WAIT, WHAT? Mine worker Joshua Clay claimed in a lawsuit that a foreman had twice taunted him for complaining about conditions–by restraining him and spray-painting his testicles white. Clay filed against Kielty Mine in Mingo County, West Virginia, in July, alleging that the company had forced him to work on the dirty side of a coal-dust conversion machine -- a practice forbidden by federal regulations–and that when he complained, he was subjected to off-the-books discipline.

INEXPLICABLE A KPHO-TV news story in Phoenix featured a local doctor advising expectant mothers against “tweaking” the result of home pregnancy tests. Some women, apparently, had discovered the magic of “Photoshopping” the pink reading on the home test’s strip–to take a faint pink line (not a certified pregnancy) to make it bold (pregnant!). Although the doctor warns of the general hazard of “false positives,” the 415word news story does not explain how Photoshopping a not-positive reading into a positive one improves the likelihood of conception.

MANGOES IN THE NEWS Josefina Tometich, 64, was arrested in Fort Myers, Florida, in June, charged with shooting out the back window of Christopher Richey’s pickup. Richey had fetched a “perfect-looking” mango from the street in front of Tometich’s house, but Tometich insisted it was hers since it had earlier fallen from her tree. And in one of the most successful redresses of grievance in history, the Venezuelan government gave Marleny Olivo a new apartment in April. Only days before, as President Nicolas Maduro toured her neighborhood in Aragua state, she had hurled a mango at him with her phone number on it, hitting him just below the ear. The new president (a “man of the people”) called her, listened to her story, and ordered a housing upgrade.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS A 26-year-old carpenter, trying to break open an ATM at an ICICI Bank in Delhi, India, at 2:30am on July 8, accidentally locked himself in the tiny space behind it (used to service the machine safely) and phoned police to come rescue him. And a carjacker in Omaha, Nebraska, on July 16 commandeered a car from a woman at gunpoint and climbed in. But according to the woman, she is short and he was very tall, and after fumbling a bit trying to adjust the seat, he gave up (having driven only a few feet) and ran off. ■


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than those on Ho‘okipa, currents more stubborn than the myna birds loitering the roads and shadowy figures that literally want to eat you. Now, you must perform under all these conditions. For 10 days straight. Nonstop. This may sound like an extravagant stunt sequence out of The Avengers, but it’s a challenge about to become a reality for a group of hardy athletes. On Thursday, Aug. 13 (assuming the winds were there), a group of 10 kitesurfers began trying to

earn their golden entry into the Guinness Book of World Records by undergoing a 1,000-kilometer voyage across Australia’s Great Barrier Reef. As impressive as the amount of physical exertion this endeavor demands, Kite The Reef is not a mere publicity stunt to showcase the athletes’ prowess on the waves. The biggest feat for the athletes participating in the Kite The Reef expedition won’t even be topping the current kitesurfing world record, which stands

at a current 826 kilometers. All of the money raised to accelerate the search for a cure for Motor Neuron Disease will be the star accomplishment of this expedition, the purpose for which Kite The Reef was founded. Motor Neuron Disease (MND) is the Australian counterpart of ALS, the illness that sparked a viral slew of Instagram and Facebook videos starring people dumping ice water over their heads. Same villain, just wearing two name badges. Just like the


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ine their insides without harming them. Zebra Fish may be hustling the research, but that doesn’t mean they pushed back the minute hand of MND’s ominous ticking clock. After diagnosis, the disease has a startling average remaining life expectancy of just 27 months. That’s just a little over two years, a length of time which may sound long to a prisoner beginning his sentence or a high school junior counting down each second to graduation. When it’s your allotted time left on Earth and you suddenly feel pressured to experience every single “normal” pinpoint on the society-constructed timeline of life, twenty-seven months feels like a nanosecond. That’s why the extreme measures taken to raise more funds; every dollar gathered helps buy additional equipment and push the project forward. That’s what the expedition members of Kite The Reef are motivating people to do. Richman said he’s devoted to reaching the tip of his 1,000 kilometer journey, a sense of perseverance that’s rubbed off on others as $70,000 in donations demonstrates. The sport motivates Richman to endure for the sake of the expedition’s cause. “Getting through this expedition is going to be hard,” Richman said. “I’m going to need to channel every bit of my determination and love for the sport, but I do feel like I have what it takes to make it.”

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evil characters in horror flicks and Marvel comics, MND springs on its victims without any clear reason. “Thinking of all the people in the world that wake up one day to find out they have ALS or Parkinson’s for no apparent reason and there is nothing they can do hits me hard,” Maui kitesurfer Jesse Richman told me last week. He’s a world renowned competitor who’s taking on the Great Barrier Reef with the nine others. Richman is right about the victims’ lack of options. While he was referring to the nonexistent cures and effective treatments for MND, sufferers literally can’t do anything. Imagine not being able to walk from your living room to the kitchen or swallow a spoonful of soup. You can’t even inhale oxygen, the body’s most basic function. All you’re maybe left with is a fighting spirit, which is hard to maintain when even the world’s top doctors are shrugging in confusion. The ambiguity of the disease doesn’t mean people have to succumb to circumstance. Dr. Nick Cole, a founder of Kite The Reef, is allowing a beam of light to reflect on his research and bounce back optimism into the public’s eyes. Richman’s own were affected. “Visiting the research lab here in Sydney has given me hope for those people with these ruthless diseases,” he said. For a disease that inspires so much cynicism, you’d think the components of a mad scientist’s laboratory such as life-size incubators or assistants infused with artificial intelligence are to credit for Dr. Cole’s success. In fact, it’s not even bigger than your thumb. The possible savior of a growing epidemic bears the closest resemblance to the guppies at your local pet shop. It’s a tiny creature known as the Zebra Fish. “The biology of a Zebra Fish is surprisingly similar to a human’s,” said Alex Unsworth, a kitesurfing friend of Cole’s and co-founder of Kite The Reef. This may be the only time that statement will sound comforting. Unsworth claimed that it’s much more likely to find a cure in a shorter amount of time with the Zebra Fish, which are expediting the speed of the science project a “hundred times faster.” The transparency of the genetically modified Zebra Fish contributes to the ease of the research. Unlike traditional test subjects like mice, which are often killed in the research, the see-through characteristic of Zebra Fish allows Cole to “poke and prod” and exam-

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from any amount of money or fame,” he said. “Following through and doing what you love is one of the biggest things in life.” Richman isn’t the only Maui native supporting the MND cause through this water sport. Kitesurfing photographer John Bilderback enlisted as support crew. He’s also a member of the Mai Tai kitesurfing group, which periodically meets throughout the world, including right here on Maui. Cole is another regular attendee, as

“Getting through this expedition is going to be hard, I’m going to need to channel every bit of my determination and love for the sport, but I do feel like I have what it takes to make it.” - Jessie Richman While Richman’s list of achievements might span longer than the Road to Hana, his confidence for the expedition doesn’t come from the knowledge that he’s a household name. It’s derived from a sense of fulfillment earned from completing many personal goals he deemed challenging. An experience that especially struck Richman as memorable was riding Jaws, one of his “biggest childhood goals.” “That feeling is one of which I can’t get

well as Susi Mai, co-founder of the group and the sole woman participating in the Australian voyage. It’s also interesting to note that the man whose record the expedition team is trying to outdo is on the trip himself, Dr. Nick Levi. “I feel like everyone is prepared and knows what they are getting into,” Richman said. “We are going to have many challenges ahead; team work, perseverance and a bit of luck will hopefully get us through.” Although the 10-day tour calls for a strong team mentality, each individual will cross 1,000 kilometers of the Pacific Ocean if successful. This isn’t a relay. The kitesurfers will be there to push each other, but only mentally. It’s up to each expedition member to summon their individual will and imprint their names on that Guinness Book of World Records page. Of course, “It is nothing compared to the hardship that MND patients face,” Cole said in regards to the expedition’s physical demand. To soften the toll the trip will have on the athlete’s bodies, increased training was imperative. Richman said his main focus was turning the knob up on endurance training. He continued to share that he and his crewmates dedicated a generous amount of their time towards selecting the most comfortable set of gear for “the long haul.” Richman detailed exactly what will be getting him through until Aug. 20.

“In the end I’ve decided to ride my favorite kite, the Naish Pivot, and then switch between two boards: the Naish Dub 134cm and the Naish Skater 4’10”,” he said. “The gear that I take out there has to be extremely comfortable because 10 straight days is a long time on the water.” Days and hours spent prepping physiologies to peak performance and choosing gear that can best withstand the water’s impact will be exposed either as a success or a failure when the Great Barrier Reef, one of the most formidable territories on Earth, becomes the testing ground for the ten kitesurfers. Why was a place attached to an adjective like “formidable” designated as the location of a feat already so arduous that almost no inhabitant on Earth save Olympians could actually consider attempting it? That’s because beauty always overrules logic. Unsworth’s reasoning sounded his agreement with that sentiment. “The Great Barrier Reef is iconic locally,” he said. “The location is unspoiled and unchartered. About three years ago, we flew over that section and it’s just so incredible. We thought that one day we got to come back to it.” But now the unavoidable question pops up in your mind after you dig deep enough into a story: Why? This is all an incredible act of kindness and the reef is gorgeous and maybe one day all this will make for an inspiring account about raw courage and perseverance. But really, why are these athletes willing to collide into a deadly set of waves or the mouth of a Great White Shark? For Richman, the expedition was not just a charitable act attractive to the thrill seeker in him. It was something he had to do. “If you have the power to do something and make the difference, I think of it not as an option but more so an obligation,” Richman said. “I’m doing this for all the people who can’t.” The rest of the crew apparently felt the same after witnessing family members suffer from Motor Neuron Disease. As expected of professional athletes, they weren’t satisfied with being the spectators. They had to be the participants. Richman summed up that intense need to help others in a brief sentence, fit to conclude a motivational TED talk. “Be the hero in your own story,” he said. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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from Seattle. We also have our 100 percent Maui-grown Moka Peaberry which is also roasted at Maui Oma. We don’t serve dark roast at all. We started off with the idea of doing coffee then it became evident that we could start doing food as well so we expanded into that. Now we’re starting the whole evening menu as well.” They moved the cafe from the Puka Puka building to downtown Paia right behind the San Lorenzo Bikini store on Hana Highway.You can enter from the alleyway facing the Chevron gas station or through the bikini shop (if it’s open). Waite’s After Dark menu starts at 5:30pm and features tapas, skewers and side dishes. I planted myself there on a Friday night with a group of friends, a bottle of champagne from the Wine Corner and we got down to business. The coconut soup with steamed mussels was dreamy. The warm, creamy, saltybut-sweet broth was a great way to start the night. We also tried the peppered cashews, marinated olives and the Mediterranean tasting plate from the small plates menu. The skewers with salmon, lamb and salt-crusted shrimp were also scrumptious, and just $7.50 for two. Skewers also are offered in chicken, beef or all veggie. The grilled Halloumi cheese in a pita stuffed with salsa and salad was the sleeper hit–we could’ve ordered more of that to take home that night instead of fighting over bites. “We did not do evenings at the Puka Puka building,” says Waite. “Our lease was really strict about what we could do. We were not open in the evenings ever. It wasn’t really an option. And that kitchen was half the size. Our new kitchen is tiny as well but over there was even smaller. Basically, when we moved in the new space the landlords were really keen on having an evening restaurant going. Because of our limited space I came up with the idea of getting an Asian grill and doing the skewers. I’m from England, and spent a lot of time in the Mediterranean growing up. I kind of based the flavors out of that experience.” The breakfast and lunch menu continues to evolve but they still steam their organic eggs, bake their own croissants fresh and make a killer cup of coffee. Mornings start at 7am daily. “The backbone of our breakfast is the eggs, which we steam on the espresso machine,” says Waite. “We were definitely one of the first people to be doing this on the island. The Health Department was okay with it, so that was cool. The menu keeps expanding a bit, but stays fairly similar. We just have been refining it over the years, as you do. Things have just gotten better food-wise. I’m really looking forward to getting the evening thing going.” ■

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LA LAHAINA SECOND FRIDAY – Lahaina’s Second Friday Town Party returns for another round of Westside fun. Tourists and kama‘aina alike are welcome to shop merchants, savor local flavo vors and stroll local nonprofit booths including the Boys & Girls Club, Waiola Church, Na K Ki‘a i O Waine‘e and the Hawaiian Civic Club. Step back in time with candlelight tours at tthe historic Baldwin Home Museum (6-8:30pm) and Wo Hing Museum. Art Night features m meet and greets and champagne toasts with artists. Stop at the Lahaina Visitor Center to pick up your free Art Map and take advantage of local restaurant specials. Free. 6-9pm. Lahaina (Front Street), Mauifridays.com/lahaina.

KAHULUI JODO MISSION OBON FESTIVAL – The Kahului Jodo Mission presents its O-bon service and Bon-dancing. Rooted in Japanese heritage, the festival honors ancestors with ritual food offerings, lantern lighting and traditional dance. Free. 6:30pm service. 7:30pm dance. Kahului Jodo Mission (325 Laau St., Kahului); 808-871-4911, Jodo.org. Photo courtesy Kahului Jodo Mission’s Facebook page

SATUR R DAY AU SATURDAY, AUG. 15 JOHN CRUZ – Grammy winner John Cruz will play a benefit concert for Whale Trust Maui at Lumeria Maui. Cruz has performed on some of the world’s biggest stages, including Carnegie Hall, the Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival, SXSW, Australia’s Bluesfest and more. Guests are invited for an evening of local farm to table buffet, silent auction, and live music. Sierra Carrère will open the show. All proceeds will benefit Whale Trust Maui. Limited seats. $125+. 4:30-9:30pm. Lumeria Maui (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-5725700, Whaletrust.org. Photo courtesy Whale Trust Maui’s Facebook page

SEED TO CUP COFFEE FESTIVAL – The Maui Coffee Association is presenting the eighth annual Seed to Cup Coffee Festival. Coffee enthusiasts are invited to explore the art of growing, roasting and brewing a carefully crafted cup of joe. Talk story with the island’s coffee producers and explore alternative brewing methods. Enjoy live music from Paula Fuga, Benny Uyetake and the Kalama School Ukulele Players. Oh, and Chef Jeff Scheer will serve coffee-inspired dishes. Free. 9am-3pm. Maui Tropical Plantation (1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu), Mauicoffeeassociation. blogspot.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, AUG. 15 MAUI FOREST BIRDS TALK – Learn more about the Maui Forest Bird Recovery Project’s efforts at the Ambassadors of the Environment Center at the Ritz-Carlton. MFBRP’s own Laura Berthold will talk about the natural history of Maui’s native forest birds, the Hawaiian honeycreepers. See photos, stories and important information about these birds, their threats and the work that is being done to help them. Park at D.T. Fleming Beach Park. 2pm. Ritz-Carlton (One Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7294, Mauiforestbirds.org. Photo: Randy Bartlett

SATURDAY, AUG. 15 FREE MASSAGES FOR MAUI HEROES – Calling all Maui ER doctors, ER nurses, firefighters, life guards, paramedics, police officers, hospice workers, 911 dispatchers and Hui No Ke Ola Pono practitioners: the Maui School of Therapeutic Massage wants to give you a free massage. Consider it a thank you for your public service. Call and make a reservation. Spaces limited. Free. 9:15am-11:45pm. Maui School of Therapeutic Massage (1043 Makawao Ave., Makawao); 808-5722277, Massagemaui.com. Photo courtesy Maui School of Therapeutic Massage’s Facebook page

SCIENCE CARNIVAL – Join the Maui Science Center for a Science Carnival to celebrate the International Year of Light at Kalama Park. It will be fun for the entire family–enjoy science demonstrations, hands-on and minds-on activities for all ages, interactive exhibits and live entertainment. Proceeds from the afternoon will benefit the building of the Maui Science Center. 9am-4pm. Kalama Park (Kihei), Mauisciencecenter.com. Photo courtesy Maui Science Center

MONDAY, AUG. 17 NATIONAL THRIFT STORE DAY – Savers in Kahului celebrates National Thrift Shop Day. Because you’re bound to score something amazing, shoppers all around the country are encouraged to show off your find on social media using the #ThriftShopDay hashtag. Savers Thrift Store Maui (380 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-871-7244, Stores.savers.com. Photo courtesy Savers

WEDNESDAY, WE W E DN D ESDA AUG. 19 PAPA L LOPAKA – Keiki 6 to 12 are invited to discover the classics with Lo Papa Lopaka at the Kihei Public Library. He’ll read from the Classics Illustrate Illustrated comic book The Man in the Iron Mask. An English literature scho scholar, Papa Lopaka will also host a brief discussion with keiki. A lig light snack will be served. Free. 3-4pm. Kihei Public Library ((35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833, Friendsofthelibraryofhawaii.org. Photo: Jack Grace

SOCIAL MEDIA MARKETING FOR WEDDING BUSINESSES – The Maui Economic Developvelopment Board presents “An Introduction to Social Media Marketing for Wedding Businesses”” with Danielle Miller this Wednesday, Aug. 19. The two-hour seminar will define social media and al explore how it fits into your overall marketing campaign. Miller will discuss the top six social networks and help you identify which ones are best for your type of business. 11:30am-2pm. Maui Economic Development Board (1305 N. Holopono St., Kihei), Mauiweddingassociation.com. Photo courtesy Miller Media Management’s Facebook page

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Film

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With Friends Like These... Joel Edgerton’s ‘The Gift’ is a great little thriller ★★★★★ Rated R / 108 Min.

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ow much are we like the people we watch in movies? This queasy thought popped in my mind early into The Gift, Joel Edgerton’s very impressive debut as a writer and director, as well as co-star. Jason Bateman and Rebecca Hall play Simon and Robyn, a successful but unhappy couple dealing with the heartache of recently losing a child. They move to a new town, where Simon lands a plum job. A random encounter with an old childhood friend, named Gordo (Edgerton), initially creates an awkward new friendship, until Simon comes across as too weird and needy for them to deal with. One of my favorite thrillers is With a Friend Like Harry... from writer/director Dominic Moll. That 2001 film had a different approach and overall point but a similar hook, with an old acquaintance reappearing decades later and forcing himself into the life of a former schoolmate. Harry had no on-screen violence but still terrified me, playing like a diabolical What About Bob. While The Gift is inferior to Harry, it’s a refreshingly smart, carefully constructed thriller.

A key moment is when Robyn defends Gordo, stating that she can often come across, in her way, as awkwardly as he does. There are unsettling but thoughtful questions raised on whether friendships have an expiration date, what the limits of social niceties are and how far we extend friendship to someone who isn’t a friend, but acts like one. While there are some nice supporting turns from veteran character actors, like David Denman (he played Roy on The Office) and Wendell Pierce, this is mostly a three-character drama and the three leads are excellent. Bateman, in particular, gives one of the best performances of the year. Aside from his under-appreciated cameo in State of Play, Bateman rarely gets the opportunity to perform outside of comedy and it’s stunning to see how many nuanced layers he brings to Simon. Hall is a treasure in any role, though she makes Robyn especially touching, when the part could easily have been played as a victim. Edgerton must have gotten tired of waiting for a great American film role to come his way and just decided to make one for himself. He’s a hard working Australian actor whose good notices in Animal Kingdom only lead to forgettable roles in notable movies (like Baz

is it just me or is Jason Bateman shrinking?

Luhrman’s The Great Gatsby) or leading parts in failed projects (like the remake of The Thing). Edgerton plays Gordo’s quirks and oddball appearance with too heavy a hand (making the character’s presence too obviously a cause for concern) but, like his co-stars, finds rich opportunities to dig deep and surprise us. The Gift begins so perfectly, with such a strong grasp on character, mood, meticulously framed visuals, it’s disheartening that the end result isn’t better. Instead, it kept me riveted but falls short of the richly psychological set-up. There are far too many conveniently placed lines of exposition in the dialogue, forcing the

plot points rather than gradually revealing them. Adding jump scares and a fake-out dream sequence is another mistake. The big twist at the end is easy to see coming but still satisfies, as it greatly raises the stakes of the characters and their established relationships.Yet, the movie is at its best when we’re kept in the dark, pondering whether Gordo is harmless or a genuine threat. Our alliances to the three main characters alter over the course of the story but we’re always meant to sympathize with them and do. At different times, I wondered who I related with the most, which is one of the creepiest things about this mostly satisfying, adult-minded sleeper. ■

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Showtimes

THURS | 8/13

KA‘AHUMANU 6

10:00, WED 12:00 3:30 6:45

The Gift-R- THU 11:30 2:10 4:50 7:30 10:10

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

Ant-Man- PG13- 2D THU 3:30, 3D 12:15.

Vacation-R- THU 12:10 2:50 5:20 7:00 9:30

Straight Outta Compton-R- FRI-SAT 12:25 3:40 7:00 10:15, SUN-WED 12:25 3:40 7:00, THU 12:25 3:40 7:00 10:15

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Fantastic Four-PG13- THU 10:50 1:10 3:30 5:50 8:10, FRI-SAT 10:50 1:10 3:30 5:50 8:10 9:20 10:30, SUN-WED 10:50 1:10 3:30 5:50 8:10, THU 10:50 1:10 3:30 5:50 8:10 9:20 10:30 Shawn The Sheep Movie-PG- THU 10:35 12:35 2:45 4:45 7:15, FRI 10:35 12:35 2:45 5:00 7:15, SAT 10:00 2:45 5:00 7:15, SUN-THU 10:35 12:35 2:45 4:45 7:15 Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation-PG13- THU 10:30 11:25 1:25 2:20 4:15 5:10 7:15 8:00, FRISAT 11:00 1:50 3:40 4:40 6:30 7:30 9:20 10:20, SUN-WED 11:00 1:50 3:40 4:40 7:30, THU 11:00 1:50 4:40 7:30 9:2010:20

Paper Towns-PG13- THU 11:20 1:40 4:10 7:40 10:10 Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Theater showtimes are incomplete for the Maui Mall Megaplex. Please contact the theater directly for more information. Grease Sing-A-Long-PG13- SUN 2:00 7:00, WED 2:00 7:00

Pixels-PG13- 2D THU 11:20 11:50 2:20 4:30 5:10 6:40 9:50, 3D 2:00 7:10. Southpaw-R- THU 11:30 2:20 4:50 7:30 9:20 Ant-Man-PG13- 2D THU 1:50 7:00, 3D 11:20 4:30 9:50. Irrational Man-R- THU 11:30 1:50 4:10 6:40 Mr. Holmes- PG-THU 11:20 1:40 4:10 9:30

The Man From U.N.C.L.E- PG13- THU 11:20 2:00 4:40 7:20 10:00,

Trainwreck-R- THU 11:20 2:00 4:40 10:20

Hitman:Agent47-THU 8:00 10:40

Ted 2-R- THU 2:20

Terminator Genisys-PG13- 11:40 4:50

THURSDAY NIGHTS WITH MARK JOHNSTONE & LENNY CASTELLANOS 6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

FRI | 8/14

DJ JAMAL WITH SPECIAL GUESTS DJ'S MATOS + LOVELACE, BOOMSHOT & OLIVIA FOXGLOVE

9:30 • $5 BEFORE 10:30PM • $10 AFTER

SAT | 8/15

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9PM • $5 COVER

SUN | 8/16

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Ricki and The Flash-PG13- THU-SAT 10:25 12:40 3:00 5:15 7:35 10:00, SUN-WED 10:25 12:40 3:00 5:15 7:35, THU 10:25 12:40 3:00 5:15 7:35 10:00

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Minions-PG- 2D THU 10:45 1:00 3:10 5:20 7:30, FRI-THU 10:45 1:15

HOWARD AHIA

6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER WHARF CINEMA CENTER

WED | 8/19

658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

RANDALL ROSPOND

6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

Straight Outta Compton-R- THU 8:00, FRI 11:45 3:15 7:00 10:20, SAT 11:45 3:15 7:00 10:20, SUN 11:45 3:15 7:00 10:20, MON 11:45 3:15 7:00, TUE 11:45 3:15 7:00 10:20, WED 11:45 3:15 7:00

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Fantastic Four-PG13- THU 1:00 4:00 7:15, FRI 1:00 4:00 7:15 9:45, SAT 1:00 4:00 7:15 9:45, SUN 1:00 4:00 7:15 9:45, MON 1:00 4:00 7:15, TUE 1:00 4:00 7:15 9:45, WED 1:00 4:00 7:15 Mission Impossible- Rogue Nation- PG13- THU 12:00 3:15, FRI 12:00 3:30 6:45 10:00, SAT 12:00 3:30 6:45 10:00, SUN 12:00 3:30 6:45 10:00, MON 12:00 3:30 6:45, TUE 12:00 3:30 6:45

NEW THIS WEEK HITMAN: AGENT 47 - R - Action/Crime - A nameless assassin helps a woman discover her mysterious ancestry. 96 min. THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E - PG13 - Action/ Adventure - Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer star in Guy Ritchie’s take on the iconic Cold War spy television series of the same name. 116 min. STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON - R - Music/Biography - The story of how NWA revolutionized Hip Hop in the 1980s. 147 min. GREASE SING-A-LONG - PG13 - Music TCM wants you to sing along with the classic 1978 John Travolta/Olivia Newton-John musical. 120 min.

NOW PLAYING ANT-MAN - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - Paul Rudd stars as a con-man with a supersuit that makes him really tiny because every comic book deserves to be a movie, right? 117 min. THE FANTASTIC FOUR - PG13 - Action/ Sci-Fi - Yet another adaptation of the Marvel Comics story of a group of friends that mutates into superheroes. Stars Kate Mara, Miles Teller and Michael B. Jordan. 100 min.

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THE GIFT - R - Thriller - A young couple has everything, then some dude from the husband’s past shows up with a gift and then really bad things start happening. Stars Jason Bateman and some other people. See this week’s film review. 108 min. IRRATIONAL MAN - R - Drama - Joaquin Phoenix stars in this look at a tortured philosophy professor (like there are comfortable philosophy professors out there…). 96 min. MINIONS - PG - Animation - The loveable yellow guys from Despicable Me get recruited by supervillain Scarlet Overkill (voice by Sandra Bullock) and her husband Herb (Jon Hamm). 91 min. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: ROGUE NATION PG13 - Action/Adventure - Tom Cruise is back for yet another MI installment. This time he has to destroy an international crime syndicate. 131 min. MR. HOLMES - PG - Crime/Mystery - An aging Sherlock Holmes (Ian McKellen) looks back on an unsolved case that still bothers him. Also stars Laura Linney. 104 min. PAPER TOWNS - PG13 - Drama/Romance - A young man and his buddies go on the road to find the missing girl next door. 109 min. PIXELS - PG13 - Comedy/Sci-Fi - Adam Sandler (ugh) stars in this movie about aliens who attack the earth using the form of 1980s

video game characters. 106 min. RICKI & THE FLASH - PG13 - Drama/Comedy - Meryl Streep and Kevin Kline star in this story of a rock star who returns home to make right with her family. Written by Diablo Cody. 102 min. SHAUN THE SHEEP MOVIE - PG - Animation - When the flock winds up in the big city, it’s Shaun who has to save the day. 85 min. SOUTHPAW - R - Drama - A boxer (Jake Gyllenhaal) tries to get back on track with the help of his trainer (Forest Whitaker). 124 min. TED 2 - R - Comedy - An obnoxious toy bear named Ted has married a human woman named Tami-Lynn and now they want to have a baby, but Ted first has to prove in a court of law that he’s a person. Based on true events. 115 min. TERMINATOR GENISYS - PG13 - Action/ Sci-Fi - Kyle Reese goes back in time to 1984 (again) but this time finds a fractured timeline, unexpected new enemies and Arnold Schwarzenegger still playing a machine. 125 min. TRAINWRECK - R - Comedy - Amy Schumer plays a commitment-phobe who finally meets a good guy. Directed by Judd Apatow. 125 min. VACATION - R - Comedy - Ed Helms and Christina Applegate remake the 1983 Chevy Chase/Beverly D’Angelo classic about the Griswold family trip to Wally World. 99 min.

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Calendar

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS FLAT JACKSON- Sat, Aug 15. Flat Jackson will be livening things up on the North Shore this weekend with special guests The Mockers! Music starts at 9pm, 21 and over. $5 cover. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com

STAGE SHOWS KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Daily (except Mon and Sun). Performing together in Kupanaha for over a decade, Jody Baran and Kathleen, son Robert, and daughters Katrina and Crystal truly earned their distinctive title of “Maui’s Magical Family.” Teaming up with the KUPANAHA Dancers, whose scintillating hula interpretations bring charm and culture to the stage, the Barans create sensations of wonder and awe as they present spectacular illusions. Gold Circle VIP Seating $99, General Seating $79, Teen $65, Child $49, Infant Free. 4:45pm. Kupanaha Magic, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011; Kupanaha.com ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Delight in this powerful and entertaining show that brings you the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through music and dance. A spectacular storytelling experience that comes alive before your very eyes. A portal to kanaka maoli lore, 14 years in the running. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front Street, Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Daily (except Sun). When most people think of a magic show, they envision a large auditorium-style theater with a magician performing stage illusions where people disappear. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in this beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, our resident ghost, will entertain you while you’re dining in the elegant living room, where we serve cocktails, appetizers, and an array of desserts. $64 for regular, $104.50 for the royal flush package. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front Street A202, Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com BURN’N LOVE - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Jump in the time machine with Maui Theatre’s with Burn’n Love, into the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. This lively musical act stars Darren Lee as he evokes Elvis and more. Reliving the days of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Tickets start at $59.99; Children 12 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE WITH MARTY DREAD - Every Fri. Get onboard for lots of fun, food and dancing on Pacific Whale Foundation’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread. Offered every Friday from Ma‘alaea Harbor, this cruise includes delicious appetizers, perfectly mixed Mai Tais and other cocktails (for adults 21+ with valid picture ID), plus a stunning sunset backdrop as you party with Marty on the bow of the boat. Additional savings for PWF members and kama‘aina. $62.95. 4:30pm. Pacific Whale Foundations Discovery Center, (Ma‘alaea); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org HOLDEN MOWAT - Sun. Interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance at center stage with the magic veteran from the award-winning Kupanaha Magic Dinner Show. 11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

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HAPA SUMMER MUSIC SERIES - Tue & Wed. The HAPA series is starting up again, this time, the summer edition. This is an exciting, culturally relevant and highly entertaining musical journey that reflects Maui’s beauty. General Admission: $60, VIP: $75. 6pm. The Mill House, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-244-7643; Mauitropicalplantation.com/shows BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BAG ‘O TRICKS - Tue. Be amused and amazed by the high energy comedy. 6:30pm. Mulligans on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com SLACK KEY SHOW WITH HERB OHTA JR. Wed. Aug 19. For ukulele fans who prefer unpretentious technical proficiency over theatrics, Herb Ohta Jr. is the undisputed master ukulele instrumentalist of this generation. Son of the legendary ukulele artist, Ohta-san, Herb Ohta Jr’s natural talent, knowledge, technique, and speed are unsurpassed. He will be performing along with George Kahumoku Jr., Sterling Seaton, Gabriel Goebbert and Austin Carvalho, and Wainani Kealoha. $37.99 - $83.50. 6:45pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort Aloha Pavilion, (5900 Lower Honoapiilani Road, Lahaina); 808-669-6271; napilikai.com

FOODIE SCENE CHATEAU MONTELENA WINEMAKERS DINNER - Thu. Aug 13. Fairmont Kea Lani has partnered with Napa Valley winery Chateau Montelena for a Winemaker’s Dinner. The dinner will ne by Exfeature locally inspired cuisine ecutive Chef Tylun Pang paired with carefully selected winess by r, Chateau Montelena owner, Judy Barrett. The evening begins with a reception featuring a trio of appetizers paired with 2013 Sauvignon Blanc followed by a four-course wine paired dinner. $120 per person inclusive of wine pairings, tax and gratuities. 6pm. Fair0 mont Kea Lani Maui, (4100 75Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-8754100; Fairmont.com/KeaLanii

Resort, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888; Makenaresortmaui.com CHARLEY’S BLOODY SUNDAYS - Sun. The Bloody Mary bar. 7am. Charleys Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com PI ARTISAN PIZZA BACKYARD BRUNCH Sun. Enjoy delicious fritatas, paninis, breakfast pi’s, and pi BBQ specials. 10am. Pi Artisan Pizzeria, ( 900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0791; Pi808.com KO SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, firstserved and does sell out. 5pm. Ko, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com UNCORKED - Sun. Wine series hosted by Sommelier Vanessa Lampson. Tastings from a variety of regions around the globe such as Sicily, the Loire Valley, the Iberian Peninsula, and America’s West Coast. Enjoy light bites from Cane and Canoe’s menu developed by Sous Chef Davis Hood created specifically to pair with each week’s wines. Price includes three glasses of wines and light appetizers. Advanced reservations required. $35. 5pm. Cane and Canoe Bar-Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Montagehotels.com WINE SOCIAL - Mon and Sun. Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. 5pm. Pulehu, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-6673254; Pul Pulehurestaurantmaui.com MAU MAUI VEGETARIAN FOOD CO COOKING CLASS - Tue. Se See (and sample) how C Chef Mama T uses loc cal, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast and desserts. N No registration required. Fo For a jump start on the cla class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes online. Free. 5 5:00pm. Down to Earth, (305 Dai Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808877-2661; D Downtoearth.org

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TEQUILA TUESDAY - Fri. Aug ooney’s tequila 14. Featuring George Clooney’s “Casamigos.” $10 per flight. 5pm. Gannon's Wailea, (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-8758080; Gannonsrestaurant.com WHALE TRUST MAUI DINNER BENEFIT AND JOHN CRUZ - Sat. Aug 15-Thu. Oct 15. Join Whale Trust Maui for a benefit evening featuring an intimate acoustic performance by Grammy Award winning musician John Cruz and special guests. Hosted by Lumeria Maui in beautiful Upcountry Makawao, the evening will include a local farm to table dinner, silent auction, and live music under the stars. All proceeds from the event will benefit Whale Trust Maui. $125. 4:30pm. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com END OF SUMMER WINERY OF THE MONTH DINNER - Sat. Aug 15. The Makena Beach and Golf Resort says goodbye to summer with an indulgent six-course menu paired with such famed wine brands like Duckhorn Vineyards, Merry Edwards Winery, and Paraduxx Wines. And don’t forget about the featured live entertainment! The menu designed by Chef De Cuisine Kurt Lesmerises and prepared alongside sous chefs Ben Henion and Todd Carlos, includes six courses with wine pairings, plus an amuse bouche and intermezzo course. $125 per person, plus tax and gratuity. 6:30pm. Molokini Bar and Grill Makena

MICK FLEETWOOD’S GRAND TASTING - Tue. You will be treated to a five-course dinner menu prepared by Fleetwood’s Executive Chef Eric Morrissette. He will pair it with five of Mick Fleetwood’s private cellar wine varietals. The dinner is hosted by wine expert Bradley Burke, wine director Ashley Leal and Fleetwood himself. $150. 6pm. Fleetwoods On Front Street, (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com

ART SCENE THE KASPRZYCKI AND PAPANIKOLAS SHOW - Daily. The Viewpoints Gallery is presenting new works by Lisa Kasprzycki and Suzy Papanikolas. Papanikolas is steeped in technical ability and artistic vision, concentrating her efforts on recording Hawaiian and Polynesian cultures. Kasprzycki enjoys majestic mountains, the ocean and the relationships between plants and people. 8am. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-5725979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE - Daily (except Mon and Sat). Browse sculptures, paintings, photography, woodturnings and ceramics from select local artists. Located in the lobby near the Botero Bar. 9:00am. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel and Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-579-8414; Malamafamilyrecovery.org

UNCONSCIOUS NATURE AND BREAKING GROUND - Daily (except Mon). Laerke Lauta is a video artist from Copenhagen, Denmark. Her work investigates fictional characters placed in natural settings to invoke emotional connection and mystery showing the intuitive stories of women in video culture. Mary Babcock is an art professor at University of Hawaii who works in fiber and will be creating a site specific installation in the gallery about the epistemologies of life relating to time spans and remembering. This exhibit closes on Oct. 3. Free. 10am. Schaefer International Gallery, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org MEET PATRICIA HEATH - Thu. Patricia Heath is a talented, self-taught silversmith. She makes Soul Creations jewelry and has been residing in Maui since 2008. 11:30am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com RESORT ART COLLECTION TOUR - Tue & Fri. Learn about Grand Wailea’s extensive museum quality art collection, the largest resort collection in Hawaii. Tour meets and starts at NaPua Gallery. 10am. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel and Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-579-8414; Malamafamilyrecovery.org MEET LUANA KAMA - Fri. Luana Kama loves to paint, especially watercolor paintings of people and flowers. She finds it fascinating to see the pigments and water flow on the paper. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com ARTISTS AT THE TEA BOX - Sat and Sun. What goes better together than art and tea? Enjoy sipping your favorite cup of tea while watching Maui’s premiere artists do their thing. 12pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com CECILIA BAHENA - Mon. Cecilia Bahena will be painting live and have her works on display. She works in a broad range of mediums, from traditional oils and pastels to the integration of images and handmade/painted papers in her collage pieces. 10:30am. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com JEANNE YOUNG - Tue. Young displays her process and techniques. She likes subjects that stimulate her artistic passion, especially people and all the beautiful ways that they engage with life. 1pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com ISLAND ART PARTY CLASSES - Daily. It’s part art party, part painting class. Check online schedule for class times and availability. $59 adult and $39 child. 10am. Island Art Party, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-419-6020; Islandartparty.com

TICKETS ON SALE BAMP PROJECT PRESENTS MAGIC! ON MAUI - Fri. Aug 21. When something is meant to be, you just know it immediately. That’s the feeling Grammy winning songwriter and producer Nasri experienced the first time MAGIC! jammed. This music is meant to put you in a good mood. $35 in advance plus applicable fees, increase day of the show. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org ‘EVITA’ - Fri, Aug 21-30. Amy Hanaiali i Gilliom, Hawaii’s top-selling female vocalist, returns to her musical theater roots to perform the title role in this iconic rock musical. $15-75 (plus applicable fees). 2pm. Castle Theatre Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ROGER MCGUINN OF THE BYRDS - Tue. Aug 25 & Wed, Aug 26. Buffalo Music is very excited to welcome Roger McGuinn back to Hawaii for the first time in 37 years. A 1991 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee and founder and


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SIN (Service Industry Night) w/ DJ Blast, 10pm

Saturday Night Diva w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

Sundaze Sessions w/DJ Kurt, 10pm

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leader of The Byrds, McGuinn is famous for his ringing 12-string Rickenbacker guitar sound and Top 10 hit songs “Mr. Tambourine Man,” “Eight Miles High” and “Turn! Turn! Turn! (To Everything There is a Season)” among many others. $40-50. 7:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com KU MAI KA HULA COMPETITION - Thu. Sep 10 - Sat. Sep 12. Featuring award-winning halau from Hawaii, the continental U.S. and Japan, competing in solo and group performances. Male and female dancers perform both kahiko (traditional) and auana (modern-day) hula stylings, judged by renowned, prestigious kumu hula. Thu: $10. Fri-Sat $25 each day. Half-price keiki 12 and under. 8am. Castle Theatre Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MAUI JAZZ & BLUES FESTIVAL - Thu. Sep 10 Sun. Sep 13. The fifth annual Jazz and Blues Festival will feature legendary performers this year at the Royal Lahaina Luau Grounds and several locations around the island. Performing will be jazz guitar legend Russell Malone, Blues Guitar master from Louisiana Kenny Neal, along with Donald Harrison with his hand picked quartet from NYC and New Orleans, and the 2015 Best of New Orleans winning band the Iguanas. Save the dates for this amazing festival for jazz and blues enthusiasts. 8am. Royal Lahaina Resort, (2780 Kekaa Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808669-5200; Royallahainaresort.com SINBAD - Thu. Sep 24. Ranked by Comedy Central as one of the top 100 standup comedians of all time, Sinbad is enjoying something of a renaissance these days with a style and charisma that continues to pack clubs and auditoriums alike. Riding the wave created by the successful 2014 Maui Comedy Festival, the producers will keep the laughs coming with a string of one-night-only performances each month to September. $42.50-72.50. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469; Mauiarts.org MAUI UKULELE FESTIVAL - Sun. Oct 11. Enjoy a relaxed afternoon on the lawn with acclaimed ukulele musicians. Renowned ukulele teacher Roy Sakuma will help us celebrate Hawaii’s beloved instrument. Fine ukulele will also be featured as door prizes. The festival also features displays of made-in-Hawaii arts and crafts and ono-licious island foods available for purchase. A beautiful day

MON-Movies&Games, Music at 10pm, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays w/ DJ Decka 10pm, WED-Wine Down w/ #Poundtown, 10pm

Frisky Friday w/DJ Decka, 10pm

Kanoa, 9pm-close

Rick G 4-8pm Dat Guyz 9pm

Live Music, 9pm

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-close

for the whole family–visitors and residents alike. Free. 1pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org

KARAOKE - Mon, Tue, Fri, and Sun. Jam to your favorite tunes at Watercress. 8:00pm. Watercress, (270 Waiehu Beach Rd., Wailuku); 808-243-9351.

GROWING DREAMS: HOLIDAYS IN PARADISE - Sat. Oct 17. Stunning holiday-themed floral design show with arrangements by floral designer Gerard Toh, who will conducts demonstration with his creations inspired by Halloween, Thanksgiving Christmas and New Year’s. There will also be prize giveaways, an auction and a delicious lunch. Proceeds benefit local nonprofit Malama Family Recovery Center. $150 regular, $175 for VIP. 9am. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel and Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-579-8414; Malamafamilyrecovery.org

KARAOKE WITH AUNTY TODDY LILLIKOI Fri and Sat. No reason to be bored on a Friday or Saturday night. Your vocal cords can provide plenty of entertainment! Just sing your heart out at Kobe with Aunty Toddy. 9:30pm. Kobe Japanese Steak House and Okus Sushi Bar, (136 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-667-5555; Kobemaui.com

THE 18TH ANNUAL NOBLE CHEF - Sat. Oct 17. For eighteen consecutive years, The Noble Chef has attracted thousands of food lovers who lend support to Maui Culinary Academy’s (MCA) student scholarships, endowments, and programs. Raising funds is only one aspect of this highly anticipated food and wine event. It also serves as a training opportunity for Maui’s burgeoning chefs and is a showcase for the culinary talents of MCA’s industry partners, faculty and students. $195. 5pm. Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/KeaLani HUMPTY-DUMPTY IS MISSING - Sat. Oct 31Sun, Nov 8. Sammy Scoop is a private investigator in the tradition of his grandfather, Samuel Shovel, and his father, Sam Spade. Sammy faces the biggest challenge of his illustrious career with the sudden fall and disappearance of the jolly Humpty-Dumpty who apparently had no enemies. Find out what happens when the play opens in October! Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com

KARAOKE KARAOKE ALL NIGHT - Daily. Enjoy dinner, drinks and karaoke the night away with your family and friends. 8:30pm. Tiffany’s Bar and Grill, (1424 L. Main St, Wailuku); 808-249-0052. KARAOKE WITH DUDLEY - Thu and Sat. The fun starts when you pick a song. 9:00pm. Stopwatch Sportsbar and Grill, (1127 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-1380; Stopwatchsportsbargrill.com KARAOKE AND SAKE - Thu, Fri, and Sat. Sing along whilst munching on your favorite Sansei sushi specials, sake, and cocktails. No cover. 10pm. Sansei Kihei, (1881 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-0004; Sanseihawaii.com

KARAOKE INDUSTRY NIGHT - Sun. Welcoming all workers from the food and beverage industry to let loose and belt a tune. Half off food and drinks. 8pm. Haui’s Life is A Beach, (1913 S Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010; Mauibars.com FREE KARAOKE - Wed and Sun. Have fun singing your heart out. 9pm. Lava Sports Bar and Karaoke, (1088 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4888.

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, AUGUST 13 THE BENOITS - Thu. The Benoits play their sweet island jazz at Whalers Village. 7pm. Whalers Village Kaanapali, (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4567; Whalersvillage.com POLYNESIAN HULA SHOW - Thu & Tue. Get in touch with Polynesia and join us for an inspiring Polynesian Hula Show performance. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

FRIDAY, AUGUST 14 ALOHA FRIDAY MUSIC - Weekly. Best free live music jam with Maui artists. 11:30am. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com KEIKI HULA PERFORMANCE - Fri. Come by to witness a true array of talents by our island’s keiki in their native hawaiian hula performance. 5pm. The Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8277; Theoutletsofmaui.com KIRTAN & MANTRA MEDITATION - Fri. Kirtan and Mantra meditation with Krishna Japa Das and friends. Dancing, chanting and refreshments. Free, but donations appreciated. 7pm. Maui Yoga Shala, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-283-4123; Maui-yoga.com

MON & TUE- Karaoke 8pm, WED- Rick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9pm

COCONUT WEAVING - Fri. Join Bolly Helekahi for the 2015 Hana No‘eau cultural demonstration series. Bring your family and friends and learn the ancient art of Hawaiian coconut weaving. This demonstration and learning session is open to the public. Free. For location info, please call 808-572-4400. 1pm. Kipahulu District, (Haleakala National Park); Nps.gov/hale

SATURDAY, AUGUST 15 YOGA FOR EVERY BODY - Sat. Enjoy a free, open to the public yoga class in Kihei with certified yoga instructor Gylian Solay. free. 8am. Gylian Solay, (Waipuilani Park, Kihei); 808-344-8068; gyliansolay.com RUMMAGE AND TENT SALE - Sat. Aug 15. Kihei Baptist Chapel is holding a huge rummage and tent sale to raise funds for missions. You can help out by donating your quality items (but no clothing). 8am. Kihei Baptist Chapel, (1655 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-2112 Ext. 204; Kiheibaptist.org VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI Sat. Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am. North Sugar Cane Train Station, (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808-249-8811; Volunteersonvacation.org YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Maui Toy Works is proud to announce a weekly Yu-GiOh Card Session for all Yu-Gi-Oh Card enthusiasts. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com SALSA NIGHT- Sat. Enjoy the Smokehouse’s three favorite drinks specials, well drinks, tequila and fireballs all for $4 and a long night of dancing. 10pm. Smokehouse BBQ Bar and Grill, (930 Wainee St., Lahaina); 808-667-7005; Smokehousebbqbarandgrillmaui.com FRIENDS OF THE MAUI LIBRARY WHOLE FOODS BOOK SALE - Sat. Aug 15. Love to read? Don’t miss out on the best-used book sale on island. Pick up a summer romance, mystery, or an old time classic. All proceeds will benefit Maui’s public libraries. 9am. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com

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KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

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MON- Mel & Soundlab, TUE & WED-Fulton Tashombe

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Tflatz and The Highlights

8 Track Players

Annie & The Orphans

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KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

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LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

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MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

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KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat & Sun. Bring the keiki along to enjoy a fun afternoon Keiki Hula Show, great fun for the whole family. 1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com KAHULUI JODO OBON FESTIVAL - Sat. Aug 15. The Obon festival is a centuries’ old Buddhist tradition to honor the dead. Every year the Buddhist temples come alive with vibrant food booths, dancing, decorations, crafts and more. Join in on the festivities right in the center of town at the Kahului Jodo Obon Festival. 6:30pm. Kahului Jodo Mission, (325 Laau St., Kahului); 808-871-4911. REEF CLEANUP WITH TRILOGY’S BLUE AINA PROGRAM - Sun. Aug 16. Join Surfrider Maui for this month’s Blue ‘Aina Reef Cleanup program, hosted by Trilogy Excursions. Big mahalo to corporate sponsor Hawaiian Paddle Sports for donating $1,000 to Surfrider. Special thanks also to Hard Rock Cafe for sponsoring lunch for participants. Tickets $30 and are available for purchase through the Hawaii National Marine Sanctuary Foundation by either calling 808-879-2818 ext.39 or emailing blueainareservations@gmail.com. 9am. Lahaina Harbor, (Wharf Street, Lahaina). LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR Sat & Sun. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous Banyan Tree, check out over 50 select Maui artists. Listen to live music and find unique treasures including paintings, ceramics, jewelry, photography, glass art, wood carvings, baskets and more. Free. 9am. Banyan Tree Fine Art Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com

SUNDAY, AUGUST 16 SUMMER BLOCK PARTY - Sun. Help make dreams come true for our Keiki! Enjoy sidewalk sales, brunch specials at Pi Artisan Pizzeria, all day Happy Hour pricing and menu specials at Hard Rock Cafe, entertainment, activities, and much more. Courtesy of the Make-A-Wish Foundation. 10am. The Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8277; Theoutletsofmaui.com FREE HULA SHOW - Sun. A completely free of charge hula show, occurring just for you. Free. 11:00am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com TE TIARE PATITIFA - Sun. Te Tiare Patitifa will be performing an authentic hula show for the public. 1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com FREE SUNDAY ZUMBA - Sun. Stop by the Maui Mall for free Zumba with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit

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Studio, leading up to the annual Lawn and Garden Fair on June 20. Free. 9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com MONTAGE KAPALUA BAY CRAFT FAIR Sun. A fine selection of jewelry, art, photography, retail, and koa wood will be available at this exquisite craft fair, a wonderful showcase of Hawaii’s wide assortment of talents. 10am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/Kapalua-Bay

MONDAY, AUGUST 17 VOLUNTEER: HO‘ALOHAAINA - Mon. Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species. 7:30am. Unnamed Venue; 808264-1798; Southmauivolunteers.com FREE HULA PERFORMANCE - Mon. While shopping away at the mall, why not stop for a little hula performance at the center stage, great fun for the whole family. 10:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUESDAY, AUGUST 18 SLAM POET KEALOHA PERFORMS - Tue. Aug 18. Internationally-acclaimed poet and storyteller Kealoha will present “Slam Poetry,” a free performance! Kealoha is founder of HawaiiSlam, Youth Speaks Hawaii (two-time International Champions), and First Thursdays, the largest registered poetry slam in the world with more than 500 people in attendance. Kealoha will combine poetry, storytelling, movement, music, theatre, and interactive speaking in his performance. 2pm. Lanai Public Library, (Lanai City); 808-565-7920. FUNDRAISER FOR THE HAWAII STATE DRESSAGE SOCIETY - Tue. Aug 18. Flatbread is graciously donating a portion of its pizza sales to the Hawaii State Dressage Society (HSDS). There will also be a silent auction, some items include: a Stargazing Tour, silver jewelry, personal training by Amber Emerzian, art and more. HSDS promotes the pursuit of excellence in horsemanship and has been supporting the Maui equestrian community for over a decade with educational opportunities, nationally recognized shows, and an awards program that recognizes riders of all ages. 5pm. Flatbread Company, (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989; Flatbreadcompany.com/ FlatbreadMaui2010.html

Beatles Tribute, 6:30-9pm

TUE & WED- HAPA Dinner Show, 6pm

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FREE UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Free ukulele lessons, it’s never too late to learn how to play the Hawaiian guitar. free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 19 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - Wed. You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Road bikes recommended. Free. 6:55am. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com YOGA FOR EVERY BODY - Wed. Enjoy a free, open to the public yoga class in Kihei with certified yoga instructor Gylian Solay. free. 8am. Gylian Solay, (Waipuilani Park, Kihei); 808-344-8068; Gyliansolay.com VOLUNTEERING ON VACATION: O‘O FARM - Wed. Work on an exquisite organic farm in the misting forest of Waipoli in Kula. Wear sturdy shoes and bring a light jacket that you do not mind getting a little dirty, plus water and sunscreen. Gloves and gardening tools provided. Please call 24 hours in advance to sign up. free. 8:45am. O‘o Farms, (651 Waipoli Rd., Kula); 808-249-8811; Oofarm.com UKULELE MIX PLATE - Wed. Mele Ukulele and The Shops at Wailea invite everyone to Ukulele Mix Plate this week! With over 20plus years in the business, Mele Ukulele has developed great relationships with Maui’s best ukulele teachers. Mele Ukulele will provide a number of “loaner” ukulele for the evening for the free introductory ukulele lesson. 6pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com INDIAN MUSIC AND DANCE - Wed. Manju Chattopadhyay is from Calcutta, India. Gifted with a honey-sweet voice, she has studied and performed Tagore songs, devotional music, folk and North Indian classical music. For Manju, music is her meditation, therapy and joy. 6:30pm. Maui Yoga Shala, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-283-4123; Maui-yoga.com

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Sign Language LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Try something new. I know you like your tried-andtrue roster of winning combinations, but what you’re perfectly happy with day after day and year after year can bore some of those who wish to share it with you. Go ahead, dip your strawberries in a white chocolate balsamic vinegar fondue, or visit the opera instead of the baseball stadium, or ride a bicycle to work. Chances are you’re not going to like these things as much as the stuff you already know and love, but you’ll still enjoy trying them, nevertheless, and–even more importantly–your companions will truly appreciate trying them with you. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

A first draft is allowed to be messy. Hell, it can be total shit. No one is ever going to see it, so who cares? You do, apparently, but I wish you wouldn’t. Your perfectionism is striking at the wrong time, demanding that you get everything right the first time around. It almost never works that way, though; what you’re actually doing is narrowing your creative channel so that it’s barely a trickle, and probably about to dry up completely. You’ve got to open the tap and let a flood come through. Later you can distill and filter that stuff until you get exactly the microbrew of delicious creativity you originally desired. Remember, it’s a process you’re aiming for at the moment, not a product.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Drowning your sorrows would be a very bad idea right now. Booze probably won’t even provide the numbness you crave; in all likelihood, it’ll act like a lens on your troubles, making them seem much bigger than they are. And you certainly won’t be less daunted during a morning hangover. Better to keep a firm grip on your resolve and avoid self-medication. You can actually bring these minor quandaries to satisfactory conclusions if you just bite the bullet and get the necessary bits of unpleasantness over with. And of course, there’ll always be time for a celebratory drink afterwards, when you actually have occasion for it.

I’m hungry. My stomach is growling as I write this sentence, but I’m ignoring its demands, as an example to you. Screw the instant gratification thing this week. Your desires will be coming upon you close and fast; if you’re set on seeking their immediate fulfillment, you won’t have a moment to rest, or to enjoy the occasional satisfactions that come your way. You’ve got to learn to live with your hunger, now and in general. The best part is, once you do get to eat after being hungry for a while, food tastes a whole lot better. SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Not everyone is against you, even though you’re definitely not the most popular guy or gal around, at the moment. When the politics of the situation are so negative to someone of your views and tendencies, you have to choose, carefully, when to make a stand, and when to lie low and allow the brunt of the negativity to wash over you. This is one of those weeks where you’re best off hunkering down and, to some extent, hiding out. Let the hurricane winds blow over; it’s not that they’d blow you away–you’re too solid for that. But you could end up with a speck in your eye that you can’t get out for weeks.

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1: B–Gladys Baisa 2: D–$11.8 million 3: E–Seabury Hall

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Some parts of you are ready to move on, but some aren’t. Perhaps your restless brain urges you forward, with logical arguments why you should; nevertheless, it can’t completely overrule your heart, lingering reluctantly behind out of sentimentality or unrequited love. Maybe your gut knows, in that way it has, that you need change and advancement, but it’s your nervous mind that’s holding you back, In any case, because of these internal conflicts, transformation or movement may be slower than you wish, but don’t let it stall out. Make whatever concessions are required to get all the parts of you moving in the same direction, then hit the road. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

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You have allies; they’re just not always obvious, or as quick to action as you are. In this case, your most important and useful aid-de-camp is someone with whom you often butt heads; in fact, recent conflicts may make them a bit slow or reluctant to come to your aid. But in the end, in this particular instance, you’re both on the same side. In other words, don’t despair. Choose your spot and hold your ground, with dignity and honor. You won’t have to stand there alone for very long.

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Hey, Stalky McObsessington. In general, you’re so resistant to emotional entanglement that when someone finally snares you in their net, you think you’re entitled to some kind of special treatment. It must be special, it’s fate, you declare, totally different from other people’s more common and frequent infatuations. Maybe it is, maybe not; in any case your love interest doesn’t have to see it that way. Thus the overzealous pursuit on your part. I know it’s hard–perhaps even impossible–but the next time this kind of passion strikes you, by all means go there, but be ready to bank those fires a bit if your potential partner burns less brightly, or more slowly.

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Doubt from inside yourself you’re used to. But when it comes from someone who you count on for more or less unconditional support, it stings. It feels like you’re five and Mom and Dad are telling you to give up your dreams of becoming an astronaut because they just don’t think you can do it, and they don’t want you to be disappointed. Parents like that have no excuse; they should know better. But the person who’s let you down might not know that her job is to always be on your side, no matter what–even when it means suppressing (or at least rewording) her own doubts. Clue her in; I don’t think it’s a job she’ll mind doing, once she knows that’s what you need. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Sometimes you just have to take your punches. Resistance is useful, but not likely to be successful. In other words, prepare to fight the good fight but don’t be too traumatized when you get your ass kicked; you’re outnumbered, after all. I’m actually not too worried for you, although you do have my sympathies; the kind of friend who’ll show up when you’re battered, bruised, and feeling sorry for yourself, ready to nurse you back to your strength and health, is the rarest and most special kind–and knowing just who that is, a rare and special kind of knowledge.

Your cat may hate you. If it was big enough, it would pin you down and eat your liver right out of your living body. Its diminutive size requires it to view you as a food dispenser, radiator, and masseur, instead of as plaything and prey. Any love you perceive coming from it is purely projection; your desperate wish, whose many contradictions you choose to ignore. If you haven’t figured out where I’m going with this, I’ll make it more plain: This week, you’ll be forced to face a few unpleasant truths, whether you like it or not. You can choose to ignore their persistent presentation, if you insist–but that doesn’t make them any less true. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

You’re like a bascule bridge between two major cities; most of the time you’re open to lots of traffic, sexual, mental or physical, but when a large boat–bearing as its cargo some kind of mental process–needs to pass underneath, you raise your span, and it could be months or years before anyone gets across again. This could be unnerving and frustrating for those on either side, who start honking their horns and risking dangerous U-turns. There’s no need for that kind of chaos, though. Please put a stop to it. Hint: Most people don’t mind waiting so much if they know how long their wait will be. To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com

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