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CANDIDATE JOE BLACKBURN OFFERING FREE DONUTS When you’ve already lost the same election twice in a row, I guess you need to try some unusual campaign tactics. In his third attempt now at winning the Wailuku-Waihee-Waikapu Maui County Council seat, land broker Joe Blackburn has already told the press that he and his people would pluck weeds from Eha Street in Wailuku and give out free pancakes (in early August, Blackburn said his campaign handed out “over 500 plates”). Now he’s trying donuts. “Every Thursday between the hours 8 and 10 am Nathan Nunuha and the Friends of Joe Blackburn will be giving away free Donuts at the corner of Vineyard and Market Streets in Wailuku at Blackburn’s Corner,” states the Friends of Joe Blackburn press release Blackburn himself emailed me this morning. For those keeping score at home, Blackburn lost to incumbent Councilman Mike Victorino by nearly 14,000 votes in 2012 and not quite 13,000 votes in 2014. Of course, Victorino can’t run again in 2016 because of term limits, which ordinarily means Blackburn might have a decent shot of winning the seat this time. Except–and this is a big EXCEPT–current Maui County Managing Director Keith Regan has also announced that he wants to succeed Victorino. Regan’s campaign manager/wife Lynn ArakiRegan misses few opportunities to publicize her candidate/husband (she even sent out a press release to nearly three dozen news organizations and reporters announcing that Keith would hold a “watching party” for the Sept. 5 USC-Arkansas State football game at Watercress Sports Bar in Wailuku). How do you run against that? Then again, we are talking free donuts here…
WHALES WIN BIG VICTORY OVER US NAVY Looks like it’s no longer full steam ahead for the U.S. Navy when it comes to its military exercises in the Pacific, the nonprofit environmental law organization Earthjustice announced yesterday. In an historic federal court settlement, the Navy has agreed to limit its use of mid-frequency sonar and explosive underwater demolitions during its military training exercises off Hawaii and California. In late March of this year, a federal court in Honolulu found that the Navy’s training illegally harms far too many marines species, including whales, dolphins and seals. “If a whale or dolphin can’t hear, it can’t survive,” said David Henkin, an attorney for Earthjustice (which brought the initial court challenge on behalf of the Conservation Council for Hawaii, the Animal Welfare Institute, the Center for Biological Diversity and the Ocean Mammal Institute), in a Sept. 14 news release. “We challenged the Navy’s plan because it would have unnecessarily harmed whales, dolphins, and endangered marine mammals, with the Navy itself estimating that more than 2,000 animals would be killed or permanently injured. By agreeing to this settlement, the Navy
• The Navy can no longer use midfrequency active sonar and explosives for training on the eastern side of Hawaii Island and north of Molokai and Maui. This will protect Hawaiian monk seals and small resident populations of toothed whales, like the endangered false killer whales and Cuvier’s beaked whales. • The Navy must not exceed a set number of major training exercises in the channel between Maui and Hawaii Island and on the western side of Hawaii Island. This limit[s] the time marine mammals in the area will be subjected to the sonar and explosives the Navy uses in its big training exercises. • Navy surface vessels must use “extreme caution” and travel at a safe speed when transiting the humpback whale habitat, to minimize the chance of whale strikes. “Some of the marine mammals threatened by Navy activities are already on the brink of extinction, such as the Hawaiian monk seal, our state mammal and one of the world’s most endangered species,” said Conservation Council for Hawaii’s Marjorie Ziegler in that Sept. 14 news release. “This settlement helps protect marine habitat the [National Marine] Fisheries Service just last month identified as essential to the seal’s survival.” According to a Sept. 14 Los Angeles Times story on the settlement, a Navy spokesperson explained that the Navy went along with the settlement because of “the real possibility that the court would stop critically important training and testing.” The Times then quoted Lt. Cmdr. Matt Knight, spokesman for the U.S. Pacific Fleet, as saying that the “Navy has been, and will continue to be, good environmental stewards as
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HPR STARTS NEW ‘ALOHA AINA’ RADIO SERIES This week, Hawaii Public Radio started a new 13-week series that explores the concept of “aloha ‘aina”–love of the land–that, if it lives up to the description made in the first episode, which aired on Monday, Sept. 21, will provide some of the most accessible commentary and history of Hawaii’s people and land. The series consists of about 65 twominute episodes, and one will air each weekday morning on HPR-1 at 8:18am. According to HPR, the series includes commentary from “noted Hawaiian scholars and leaders” like Puanani Burgess, Sam ‘Ohu Gon, Davianna McGregor, Jonathan Osorio and Walter Ritte. “When we first sat down with HPR a year ago, our goal was to help listeners–all listeners–deepen their reverence for the land and natural resources that sustain us,” said Dr. Kamanamaikalani Beamer, president and CEO of The Kohala Center, which coproduced the series, in a Sept. 17 HPR news release. “With the words ‘aloha ‘aina’ gaining heightened prominence in local, and even global, discourse and consciousness in recent months, the timing of such an exploration couldn’t be better. We’re excited and truly grateful for the opportunity to collaborate with Hawaii Public Radio to bring this series to the people of Hawaii and the world.” Julia Steele, an editor at Hana Hou! magazine and the founding editor of Honolulu Weekly, did the writing, research and narration for the series. If the brief introductory episode is any guide, the series will provide important historical and socio-political context and explanation for Hawaii today. “We’ll look at the cataclysmic changes that came with contact with the West and the arrival of capitalism and the idea of land as private property,” Steele says in the first episode. “We’ll examine the Mahele of the 1840s, the emergence of sugar as an economic juggernaut, the rise of the forces hostile to the monarchy, and, through it all, the way Hawaiians maintained aloha ‘aina and sought to defend and honor the land–the maka‘ainana as well as leaders such Queen Lili‘uokalani and Joseph Nawahi. For more information or to hear archived episodes, go to Hawaiipublicradio.org. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news
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our nation are heard through our citizens exercising their right to vote. As President Franklin Delano Roosevelt said: ‘Nobody will ever deprive the American people of the right to vote except the American people themselves and the only way they could do this is by not voting.’” Yeah, voter turnout rates are bad, and there’s no question that the trend is a downhill slope. But when you look at the actual voter turnout data over the last few dozen years, it’s a bum rap to say Hawaii is the worst in the nation. In fact, Hawaii has consistently outvoted the nation. Here’s a simple table showing voter turnout rates in presidential election years (when you typically see the highest turnout) going back to 1992:
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ROY’S GOLF CLASSIC RAISES $90,000 FOR IMUA FAMILY SERVICES The 18th annual Roy’s Golf Classic raised $90,000 for Imua Family Services during its Sept. 4 return to the Royal Ka‘anapali Golf Course. The sizable donation comprised $45,000 in proceeds from the tournament and an un-
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REP. TULSI GABBARD SAYS HAWAII NOT VOTING ENOUGH Yes, voter turnout in recent years (okay, decades) has pretty much sucked. Given the rise of big money contributions and the decline of candidates who exhibit the emotions and empathy of regular-type human beings, this is hardly surprising. Well, Congressional Representative Tulsi Gabbard, D–Hawaii, has noticed, and isn’t pleased. “Voter participation in Hawai‘i has been declining since 1959, and in the last few elections, our voter participation rates have been among the lowest in the country, with just half of registered voters actually turning out to vote,” said Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard in a Sept. 22 news release. “Our nation is founded on the principles of an active, engaged democracy, and we are at our best when the diverse voices of
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US TURNOUT HAWAII TURNOUT 61% 75% 53% 60% 55% 58% 61% 67% 63% 68% 59% 62%
[SOURCES: The Center for Voting and Democracy, Hawaii State Office of Elections] Gabbard is co-sponsoring House Resolution 12–the Voter Empowerment Act. According to Gabbard’s news release, it “would require every state to make online voter registration available, authorize automated and same-day registration, and make elections more accessible to the disabled and other underserved groups.” -Anthony Pignataro
HALEAKALA HEADQUARTERS VISITOR CENTER CLOSED FOR TWO MONTHS Anyone hoping to obtain overnight backcountry camping and cabin permits at Haleakala National Park (HNP) will need to head to the park’s Hale-
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To show off its commitment to clean energy, the County of Maui’s tent at the Maui Fair will feature a couple Tesla electric vehicles and a visit from racecar driver and entrepreneur Nobuhiro “Monster” Tajima. “We are excited to bring the electric vehicle display to this year’s fair to give Maui residents a glimpse of how transportation in Hawaii is changing,” said Shem Lawlor, the Clean Transportation Director at the Blue Planet Foundation (which is partnering with the county on the Maui Fair tent) in a Sept. 18 county news release. “Electric vehicles are already lowering transportation costs for families across the state. They are improving our environment and economy through reduced greenhouse gas emissions and reliance on imported oil. Electric vehicles really are the future of driving in Hawaii. And Monster Tajima is leading by example, demonstrating the power of electric vehicles on and off the racetrack and bringing this message to a wider audience.” Tajima won the Asia Pacific Rally Competition five times and the Pikes Peak International Hill Climb (PPIHC) six consecutive times from 2006 to 2011, according to the county. He will be at the County’s tent on Thursday, Sept. 24 after the parade until 8pm; Friday, Sept. 25 from 6-8pm; and Saturday, Sept. 26 from noon-1pm.
precedented matched donation by Sunil Dharod, President and Chief Executive Officer of SSCP Management. This year’s Golf Classic was part of the new Hawaii Food & Wine Festival Ka‘anapali, bringing a unique twist to the annual event with gourmet food and cocktails throughout the course. Forty teams vied for top honors with prizes ranging from a 2015 Maui Toyota Corolla to signed copies of HFWF’s official cookbook. The Golf Classic winners included Royal Lahaina Resort (Gary Hogan, Tom Bell, Peter Hehemann), which took first place; Roy’s Restaurants (Sharon Brown, Denise Hayashi Yamaguchi, Joe Melville), which placed second; and Royal Lahaina Resort Team #2 (Jerry Sager, June Pagdilao, Jansen Medeiros), which placed third. The donation-generating event culminated with a “hole-in-one” dinner and awards presentation emceed by Guy Hagi at Roy’s Ka‘anapali.
akala Visitor Center (9,741 foot elevation) to get them. That’s because the park’s Headquarters Visitor Center (located a mile past the Summit entrance station at 7,000 foot elevation) will be closed until late November. “Backcountry users are strongly encouraged to obtain their permits a day in advance,” states the news release. “Haleakala Visitor Center is 11 miles past the Summit entrance station and is open from sunrise to 3pm each day.” The reason for the closure? Some pretty major building repairs, including roof replacement, seismic and structural repairs and entrance renovations, according to a Sept. 18 news release from the park. Park officials say the closure includes the visitor center, restrooms, car parking lot and bus parking. “The roof had been scheduled for replacement in Summer 2015,” HNP Chief of Interpretation and Education Polly Angelakis said in a follow-up email, also sent out on Sept. 18. “The ceiling beam crack and subsequent repairs occurred in late February 2015. The doorway will be reconfigured so that wind and rain will not blow directly onto visitors or flood the visitor center. A wall will replace the existing interior doors. A new door will be built in the left interior wall of the existing foyer (where the S. Cayless mural is).” Work on the building began on Monday, Sept. 21. “The Headquarters Visitor Center roof, seismic, and structural work are estimated to cost $238,741,” stated the first HNP news release. “The renovation of the building’s entrance is estimated to cost $54,170. Both projects are funded by park entrance fees.”
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GOVERNMENT INACTION The streets of Jackson, Mississippi, apparently have potholes that rival the worst in the country, but without adequate budget to fix them, according to Mayor Tony Yarber. His remedy, offered earnestly to constituents in August: prayer. “I believe we can pray potholes away.” (Yarber, elected in 2014, was pastor of the Relevant Empowerment Church.)
LEAST COMPETENT PEOPLE “Selfies” continue to take their devastating toll on Americans. On Aug. 30 in Orient, Maine, driver Jordan Toner, 29, attempting to lean into a seven-person selfie among his passengers, crashed into a tree, causing numerous injuries. On Aug. 24, Alex Gomez, 36, of Lake Elsinore, California, tried to take one after draping an angry 4-foot-long rattlesnake around his neck. The predictable bite was damaging but not fatal. On Sept. 1 in Houston, a 19-year-old man taking selfies while clumsily fondling his handgun is no longer with us.
MORE ‘SLOW TV’ Norwegian TV viewers have somehow given strong ratings to a series of seemingly interminable programs (a continuous camera on a salmon-fishing vessel, 12 hours of live log-burning with commentary, five hours of knitters spinning their way to a world record, 100 straight hours of chess-playing, a five-day stretch from a cruise ship), and in August were presented another such gift. The Norwegian caviar company Mills said it would live stream, on a YouTube channel, nearly 11 months of fish eggs aging 24/7 in barrels–7,392 hours of “programming.”
PEOPLE WITH ISSUES Alexander Carlsson, 25, was jailed in Sanford, Florida, in August on federal child pornography charges, but also told agents that he is a “clopper,” which identifies him, he said, as one who masturbates while gazing at figurines and pictures depicting Hasbro’s My Little Pony toys.
BEST DERBY NAME EVER A thief grabbed the purse of an elderly woman shopping with her husband at a Fred Meyer store in Spokane, Washington, on July 23 and fled through a parking lot. They had no chance to catch the man, but he happened to run right by hospital nurse Heidi Muat, 42, who surmised the situation and started after him. The thief quickly saw that Muat could outrun him, and he gave up the purse, which Muat returned to the couple. Muat later revealed her alter ego: On her Spokannibals Roller Derby team, she is known as Ms. “Ida B. ChoAzz.” ■
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Maui is full of creative types, but does that translate into high fashion? The burgeoning group of fashion movers and shakers dedicated to furthering the island’s industry says yes. But not all of the makers are dedicated to being commercial–in this year’s Fashion Issue lineup, you’ll find designers committed to their vision, which for some ventures into the avant garde. Here’s our look at some of Maui’s boldest designers.
Kojo Couture Koa Johnson resets the bar for glam on Maui. His sixpiece collection for the Mamo Wearable Arts was inspired by iwi (native Hawaiian bones), the significance of the discovery of bones and how they are treated. The looks were sewn in sheer black mesh and solid lycra, showing a new side of Kojo Couture. Johnson has surrounded himself with his own fashion team, stylist Ry-n Shimabuku and photographer Marie Jalayahay of Marylane photography, designing, styling and photographing looks–including the MauiTime newspaper gown on the cover. “I believe there is a very small window of the fashion industry here on Maui, but I also believe there’s a huge group of creative individuals who contribute to the ‘Fashion scene’ here on Maui,” says Johnson. “In my six years of doing fashion here on Maui, I’ve created my own scene and existence of fashion. There’s a huge ‘boho chic’ look that Maui is very known for with earth tones, bathing suits and beachwear, but I never wanted to fall into that look, so I created my vision of what fashion should be here on Maui, which is filled with glitz, glam, high end couture. “I’m currently doing a bridal collection for a bridal boutique on Oahu named WhiteHot Hawaii with the owner Daisy Merto. Daisy reached out to me through Instagram and social media. She loved my bridal designs and enlisted me
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to create a bridal collection for her store. I’m creating a sixpiece collection called OPULENCE by KoJo and the collection is filled with a lot of crystals, ball gowns, fitted and flared dresses and accents of effortless detail. My bride would be described as someone who desires rich and lavish style when it comes to her wedding. Everything in the collection will be pure white with luxurious glitz and glam. The show will debut on Oahu at WhiteHot Hawaii early October.”
RY-N SHIMABUKU makeup artist and stylist Ry-n Shimabuku’s makeup and hair can be witnessed on the cover of this year’s and last year’s fashion issue, as well as the catwalk at this year’s Mamo Wearable Art Show. His clientele and makeup talents are diverse and conceptual. For the cover look he knew he wanted to do the model’s hair in an updo, to balance the volume and elegance in the shape of the dress. The makeup idea was extreme cat eye. Shimabuku’s tools of the trade always include his custom eyeshadow palette from Makeup Forever. To that he added a Jordana cosmetics super fine brush liquid liner. The matte burgundy lip is trending right now, so he used a new color from M.A.C. cosmetics called “Sin.” To see more of Ry-n’s work, go to Ry-shimabuku.com or call 808-283-5131. “I find that most makeup trends each season can be bro-
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ken down into four categories: clean skin, a pop of color, a bold lip and some sort of graphic liner,” says Shimabuku. “One current trend that was seen last season that i’m loving now is metallic textures. The easiest way to metallics is on the eyes, but I’ve recently played with sheer, metal textures on the cheeks and lip which was really fun. Recently at New York fashion week, models were sent down the runway at Givenchy with lace and crystal face masks. It’s not practical at all, but was the most fun makeup look I saw. I translated it with vintage jewelry on myself for a masquerade party and photo shoot.”
SAMANTHA HOWARD Wings Hawaii A stop at the Wings Hawaii shop is like a visit to a Maui fashion incubator. Owner and designer Samantha Howard opened a small shop with her business partner Melody Torres in the Pauwela Cannery and they’ve been rolling out some of the most innovative and authentic Maui beach glam looks ever since. With several appearances in national magazines, including the coveted Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue over the years, they’ve exalted their grassroots gem couture. Today they have a beautiful Hana Highway Paia shop where they carry their extraordinary collections. Right now, their pau hana short and tank sets made from Vintage Aloha Prints are hot, as are their beaded necklaces, pearl and crystal jewelry. Howard also recently designed a hieroglyph-inspired enamel set of bracelets rings and necklaces. In the next month, she’ll launch a new dress and tank shape that Wings Hawaii is really excited about.
also check them out at Freetobememaui.com. “My muse comes from my dreams,” says Kirchhof. “It’s that time of day I’m relaxed and able to create freely. Before going to bed, that’s when my imagination takes over and outfits and designs are visual and real. My best designs come from my dreams.”
SHARON CLEMONS Elisharon Eli and Sharon Clemons are the married dynamic duo behind the label Elisharon. Their customer is cool, hip and classic, and wants to be noticed. They’re currently developing their second line under the label THE ODD CPL, which features a modern twist on matching aloha wear with coordinating outfits for women and men in graphic black and white cotton and linen. Find them at Elisharonofficial@gmail.com.
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“My fashion philosophy? One day at a time,” Howard says. “After 10 years, we have still held strong to our grassroots concepts of producing as much we can by our own hands, from jewelry to our clothing lines. I’m obsessed with pearls, heshe beads, crystals, ammonites and hieroglyphic designs. There are like 20 different artists in our store–they are all made on Maui, curated by us. The designs I’m making come from such a different place than just the superficial surface that it transcends trends. My shell jewelry is seasonal, depending on what I find. I’m always full of ideas.”
STANETTE KIRCHHOF Free To Be Me Kirchoff designs the Free to Be Me jewelry line with new upcoming trends that are unique and edgy. She likes to use 14k gold, sterling silver, precious metal, stones and Tahitian pearls in her bold, layered pieces. She began designing as a young girl, taking apart her own necklaces and customizing them. In 2012, she took her skills from hobby to full time. Find Free to Be Me at The Mercantile, Designing Wahine, By The Bay, Emily Grace Esthetics, Enchantress, Hale Zen and The Lucky Honey. You can
“Our designs are pieces that can be seamlessly integrated into an individual’s wardrobe,” says Clemons. “We work with classic silhouettes that way you’ll have clothes you’ll love and want to wear season after season. We want to pump up the basics in your wardrobe. It’s what we call, ‘elevated basics.’ We want our customer to feel special and know that they will be wearing something that won’t be seen on hundreds of people. Instead of producing for the masses, we will be making limited runs–no more than 25 pieces– of each garment we create. We also want to keep production local.”
SARA PLESSET Indie Attire Plesset is passionate about upcycling. She says her customers care about where their clothing comes from. Was it made in a developing nation for pennies by an exploited worker and then shipped around the world? Or was it handmade from start to finish right here in Makawao? Indie Attire people know how important it is to support local, handmade clothing–items not just designed here, but sewn here, too. Her bikini designs reflect comfort, durability, functionality and flattery of the various shapes and sizes of the female body. Keep an eye out for upcoming one-piece swimwear. The Mercantile in Makawao carries her upcycled one-of-a-kind bikinis and The Bikini Market in Kihei carries the standard swimwear collection. Also available online at Etsy.com/shop/indieattire. “The fashion industry is unsustainable and harmful to ecosystems and human life,” says Plesset. “I believe that it needs to wake up to all of the destruction it’s causing, not only in the environment but also by perpetuating inequality throughout the world and causing
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women to have negative body images. By supporting local designers who are creating handmade clothing and sourcing upcycled fabric, we can start to change the fashion industry. The best way to change things is by voting with your dollars: stop supporting big chain stores that sell shirts made in China for $3. They with fall apart in three washings anyway. Shop for local and handmade clothing. When that isn’t possible, shop for handmade clothing on sites such as Etsy.com.”
AUDREY MCSHANE ReMused Clothing Remused Clothing is a remarkable line of repurposed denim that has one-of-a-kind prints that are handbleached by designer Audrey McShane or her boyfriend
Marcelo Souza. McShane’s style is indicative of her 14 years as a Henna artist: she’s attracted to the ornate and floral. She says her favorite design is the mandala on long pants–each one unique as a snowflake. Find ReMused at The Enchantress in Wailea, Nectar in Paia and on Etsy, Instagram and Facebook as ReMused Clothing. “I believe my customers love to be different and support local artists,” McShane says. “I have a lot of returning customers from the Mainland of all ages who are hair stylists and artists themselves. My favorite client is Steven Tyler so, I guess I have one rock star fan. My designs are like tattoos that can change with your mood.”
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GILLIAN ADAMO Gscout Hawaii G Scouts leather handbags can be soft and supple, fringed, raw or black and bold. Adamo’s designs are varied to appeal to the lifestyles of her customer–the free thinker, with a passion for life and art. Her daughter Cheyenne Jagger is the metalsmith creating the hand-pounded silver rings in the bags. Adamo learned to make her signature leather braids in Nepal, and has never looked back. “These bags are made from deer and cowhides,” says Adamo. “My design ethic is one of the utmost respect and love for the animals that I work with. Animals have given me comfort, awe, love and laughter throughout all the seasons of my life. I honor the life of every animal, including each one that is a part of the bags I create.”
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San Lorenzo Liseeth started San Lorenzo bikinis while in college at the University of Hawaii. Today, the Brazilian cut bikini brand has stores all across the state and will soon open a third Southern California location. They’re also carried in Nordstrom and Revolve. The suits offered at Sanlorenzobikinis.com are extensive, and the brand is focusing on becoming a global name for swimwear with her top designs like the Braided Hipster Strap, Braided Thong, Cut Out Wrap, Interlace One Piece and Crop Hipster. “I’m a true world trotter, beach chic entrepreneur to the core,” says Lisseth. “And our design aesthetic comes from traveling and being inspired by what surrounds us. I’m always looking for the trendiest designs that are full of life. I pride myself being from South America, and our fabrics are one of the best out there. Most of our collections are designed with different parts of the world in mind, such as our “Vintage Aloha” collection, which is inspired by traditional Hawaiian culture, or our “Mind Bali Soul” collection, which is inspired from Balinese culture.”
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PAM STREET Zella Jewelry Zella Jewelry’s designer Pam Street credits the ocean floor as being the muse from which her distinctive old world-meets-modern look is influenced. Street likes to mix metals and Argentium silver with 18 and 22 karat gold, using a technique called granulation. Her signature is a bit of gold in every handmade piece. Some of her favorites are symbolic like the Angel Wing Freedom Pendant with Argentium silver, 22k gold and diamond, which represents freedom from her marriage. Find her bold hand-forged chains, bangles, gemstone shields and granulated hoop earrings at the Mercantile in Makawao.
to be inherent in how we adorn our bodies. A majority of what is offered for consumption is fast fashion that has very little environmental conscience but a lot of short term emphasis on aesthetics and trend. My aim is to prioritize eco-friendliness and craftsmanship while infusing my background in hula and Hawaiian culture into the pieces.”
BRITTANY ESPOSITO Wanderlust Fashion Brittany Esposito describes her Wanderlust brand as a simplistic Bohemian beach vibe. Her wire-wrapped sea glass, agates, crystals, hemp macrame pouch pendants and geode dream catcher fringe necklaces exude an appreciation for roaming wherever your heart takes you. Her newest designs include more macramé, neutral tones and two-piece sets for layering. Buy them at Cafe Cafe in Lahaina or online at Wanderlust-Fashion.com. Appearances at Maui Swap Meet are in the works. PHOTO COURTESY MESH YOGA
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“As a child, I was in awe of my mother’s jewelry box,” Street says. “I could spend hours looking at all the beautiful stones and shiny gold. I’ve always been interested in beautiful jewelry, so five years ago I took my first metalsmithing class at the Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center. I was hooked after the first 10 minutes. I’ve been creating jewelry ever since. Learning new techniques and being around creative women and men inspires me. I’ve been very fortunate to have learned from some great masters at the Hui.”
ANNA KAHALEKULU Kulua Anna Kahalekulu aims to please her customer, which she describes as anyone who has a love for Hawaii. She designs pieces appropriate for special occasions, but also taps into everyday life looks for the office, nights out to dinner or coming home after the beach. Her current collection, called Kulua, uses her two favorite materials–silk and lauhala–satisfying her organic aesthetic. They also walked the catwalk at the Mamo Wearable Art Show. Kahalekulu will launch a small collection in the next month that will focus on her go-to silhouettes: the maxi; shorter, flirty dresses; a comfortable jumpsuit; and mixable separates. Contact her at KuluaMaui.com or at Facebook.com/kuluamaui. “I fell in love with conceptual design and storytelling through fashion at the Fashion Technology program at UH Maui College,” says Kahalekulu. “Overall, the industry has gotten away from the craftsmanship and thought that used
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“My designs can be dressed up or down,” Esposito says. “You can wear them barefoot in a bikini and cut-off shorts or pair them with a lace top and heels. You can be wearing them on a hike through the bamboo forest or prancing around the streets of L.A. People that wear my jewelry appreciate the stories of the shells, stones and sea glass. They are travelers and adventurers who appreciate the outdoors and the ocean, but also enjoy a night in the city. You can find them around the necks of beach bums, surfers, festival goers, moms, grandmothers, high schoolers, college students and chic city fashion bloggers.”
MICHELLE LOU LAN MeshYoga Michelle Lou Lan wants to make the best yoga pants in the world. She says her special extra-thin fabrics make pants that can go from the mat to evening wear. Lan is a shopaholic, her inspiration came in owning every brand of yoga pant out there, and believing in her own designs. Her customers are girls who love yoga, shopping and the beach. Find her yoga wear at her Paia store and studio or online at Meshyoga.com. “If you look on the tags of our clothing line they say, ‘Dreamed on Maui, Made in NYC’ and it’s true,” says Lan. “I credit Maui for most of my inspiration and creativity. I want everyone to believe that we have the comfiest yoga pants in the world. Lighter, thinner and more beautiful than ever before. When you wear beautiful things, you want to exert that beauty in all that you do. That’s what I hope for each girl who wears my designs to feel and be beautiful. I want to bring Mesh to the masses.”
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The Maui Thing shop on Market Street has been shaping local Wailuku style in a big way with fashion shows, second Saturday keiki art events and First Friday activities. Designer Ashley Leahey credits their graphic island knit looks to the “good things” on Maui. She says the fauna and florals of Maui influence their designs, as do the people, local businesses, culture, food, stories and myths. Their iconic Shell Poncho, Ua Mau tanks, Wailuku Bridge and Stuck on Good tees can be spotted island-wide and make great gifts. For year number eight on Market Street, Maui Thing plans to freshen up the store interior and bring in some solid dress designs of their own. MauiThing.com.
“The Maui Thing girl is empowered,” says Leahey. “She earns her keep and doesn’t rely on getting things the easy way. She thrives on challenges. She’s an independent thinker. As a leader of integrity, she listens and is always respectful. She’s resilient; when things go bad, she’ll bounce back and learn from it, always turning a negative into a positive. She’s thoughtful, though, strong and independent. She’s extremely conscious and considerate of those around her and how she affects others.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more culture, visit: mauitime.com/culture
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This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, SEPT. 24 MAUI FAIR – The 93rd annual Maui Fair returns to War Memorial Park this Thursday through Sunday, Sept. 24-27. The Fair Parade will kick off the festivities at 4:30pm on Thursday. Don’t miss out on some of Maui’s best in livestock and poultry exhibits. Take a break at the Events Arena, participate in the DaJAM’s Old School Friday with a DJ Mix Contest and Popping Contest. Then there’s Saturday’s Maui Fair Pie Contest, the 16th annual Baby of the Year and Sunday’s 11th annual Chili Cookoff. Support local vendors at the Hobbies and Crafts Exhibit and take in the island’s horticulture. Children 4 and under free. Keiki (5-11) $3. Adults $7. War Memorial Gymnasium (211 Kanaloa Ave., Wailuku), Mauifair.com. Photo courtesy the Maui Fair Facebook page
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FRIDAY, SEPT. 25 LAHAINA CHINESE MOON FESTIVAL – The Wo Hing Museum in Lahaina presents the Chinese Moon Festival this Friday and Saturday, Sept. 25 and 26. Enjoy harvest festival staples including moon cakes and lantern making because the event is a time of song and dance commemorating a full moon’s abundance. Cultural exhibits and demonstrations will feature crafts and activities for all ages, including festival folklore, fan making, knot tying and a tea garden. Free. 10am-8pm. The Wo Hing Museum (858 Front St., Lahaina);808-661-3262, Lahainarestoration.org. Photo: Melanie Agrabante/Lahaina Restoration Foundation
E MALAMA KOU KINO – E Malama Kou Kino, the third annual Wellness Weekend, kicks off at The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua this Friday through Sunday, Sept. 25-27. Each day will offer a variety of wellness classes with practitioners and lifestyle experts. Guest instructors include nutrition expert Kelly LeVeque, personal trainer Jen Glysson, outdoor fitness instructor Tina Vindum, Yoga for the Bros instructor David Clawson and more. Go online for ticket and schedule information. The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7079, Ritzcarlton.com/kapaluawellness. Photo courtesy Ritz Carlton Kapalua Facebook page
SATURDAY, SEPT. 26 MATH WORKSHOP – Maui Math Circle (MMC) invites students in grades three through five for a free math workshop at Pu‘u Kukui Elementary School. The program offers keiki in grade school the opportunity to explore advanced math concepts and problem-solving skills with middle and high school student mentors. The program exposes younger students to STEM education who otherwise may not have the opportunity due to the lack of resources. Free. 1:30-4pm. Pu‘u Kukui Elementary School (3700 Kehalani Mauka Pkwy., Wailuku), Mauimathcircle.weebly.com. Photo courtesy MMC Facebook page
WAILUKU SCHOOL GARDEN WORK DAY – All ages are welcome to the Wailuku School Garden work day. Kokua with turning cover crops, seeding vegetable starts, composting, building a worm bin, refurbishing a bamboo garden tunnel, creating garden signs and more. Light snacks, sunscreen and water will be provided. Volunteers are welcome to bring weeding tools, shovels and wheelbarrows. 8:30-11:30am. Wailuku Elementary School (355 S High St., Wailuku), Facebook.com/GrowSomeGood. Photo courtesy Grow Some Good
SATURDAY, SEPT. 26 KOKUA FOR KUPUNA – Kokua for Kupuna features Na Leo Pilimehana at the Sheraton Maui Resort. It’s a benefit for Hale Makua Health Services and guests are invited to an oceanfront dinner and drinks. The signature event marks its 27th year and includes a silent auction and door prizes. Proceeds will help the agency’s 69-year legacy of providing care and homes for those who otherwise couldn’t afford it. $40 per child/ $140 per person. 5pm-8:30pm. Sheraton Maui Resort (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.), Halemakua.org. Photo courtesy Hale Makua Facebook page
LEVELS – Paradise Grill and Mello’s Bar Maui invites you to get weird during LEVELS. Lasers, CRYO blast and the island’s EDM DJs await you. Feel the beat with DJ Love, DJ Lobstah, DJ Zero Flux and DJ Pound Town. 21+. $5 (before 11pm). 10pm2am. Paradise Grill (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.). Photo courtesy Paradise Grill
SATURDAY, SEPT. 26 SKULL FEST – It’s time for the second annual Skull Fest, which takes place at Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon. It’s a fundraiser for the Paia Youth & Cultural Center and the evening will feature live music from Echoes Maui, The B.A.D.S. and Sicnickles. Don your best skull gear and enter for a chance to win giveaways. $12. 9pm. Charley’s (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085, Charleysmaui.com. Photo courtesy Charley’s
BEACH CLEANUP – Kokua the Lahaina coastline with Maui Surf Clinics, Volcom, Tropic Water, Bully’s Surf School Ohana, Malama Maui Nui, Pacifico and Surfrider Foundation. Volunteers will get gloves, bags and garbage pickers, so you just have to bring yourself. Following a little sweat sesh, everyone will enjoy lunch and SUP races for both adults and keiki. 9am-1pm. Kamehameha Iki Beach Park (525 Front St., Lahaina); 808-244-SURF, Mauisurfclinics.com. Photo courtesy Maui Surf Clinics
SUNDAY, SEPT. 27 EMMA FARDEN SHARPE HULA FESTIVAL – Honoring the art of hula and the contributions of Aunty Emma Farden is the Emma Farden Sharpe Hula Festival, which returns to the Lahaina Banyan Tree. Enjoy traditional and modern hula performances, workshops and Maui-made crafts. The day will also feature performances by the Na Pua O Kapi‘olani Hula Studio, Halau Hula Kamaluokaleihulu, Napili Kai Foundation, Pukalani Hula Hale and the Farden ohana. Free. 9am-5pm. Banyan Tree Park (Lahaina Town); 808-264-877. Photo: Shuzo Uemoto
TUESDAY, SEPT. 29
BOB SAGET – Original New York Seltzer presents actor and S comedian Bob Saget at its Maui Celebrity Comedy Series at M the Sheraton Maui Resort & Spa. Best known for his roles on the F family-friendly Full House and America’s Funniest Home Videos, Saget has also made a name for himself with more adult-oriented come stand-up comedy. He also directed the 1998 movie Dirty Work, su which was surprisingly funny. Crooner Brian Evans will open the show. 8 8pm. $50-150. Sheraton Maui (2605 Ka‘anapali Pk Pkwy.); 808-550-8457, HonoluluBoxOffice.com. Photo courtesy Maui Celebrity Comedy Series
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 30 CENTRAL MAUI BASKETBALL CLINIC – BasketballMAUI hosts a free Central Maui basketball clinic at the Maui High School courts. The clinic will consist of four 20-minute rotations that teach passing, shooting, dribbling and off-ball work. Boys and girls eight through 16 are welcome. Participants should bring a signed liability waiver, basketball and a canned food item to donate to Maui Food Bank. 4-6pm. Maui High School courts (660 S. Lono Ave., Kahului); 808-866-6996, Basketballmaui.com. Photo courtesy BasketballMAUI Facebook page
JOB FAIR – University of Hawaii Maui College’s Career Link presents a Job Fair. Graduates and students alike are invited for a time of resume building, on-site interviews and more. Dress to impress and meet local employers from a variety of sectors. 10:30am1:30pm. UH Maui College, Ka Lama Building, Room 207 (310 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Maui.hawaii.edu/careerlink. Photo courtesy Career Link
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by Barry Wurst II
'Black Mass' Whitey Bulger crime biopic is absorbing but a little stiff ★★★★★ Rated R / 122 Min.
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hitey Bulger was a very bad man. After serving time in Alcatraz, Bulger spent the 1970s and 1980s as a career criminal, serial murderer and the head of Boston’s Winter Hill Gang. He was also an FBI informant and, stranger still, surrounded by neighbors who declared that he was “a great guy.” Director Scott Cooper once again builds a character-driven drama, in which a rough, crime-stained background infects the current, troubled lives of the protagonists. Bulger, in a welcome change of pace, is played by Johnny Depp, who exudes a volcanic intensity by investing his energies into a role that isn’t remotely comical or quirky. Rather than aim to create an epic statement about the mafia or attempt to recreate the glories of Francis Ford Coppola’s The Godfather, Cooper shapes this as street-wise tale of turf war. Bulger isn’t Don Corleone or even Donnie Brasco but the most immediate theme on hand pulls us in: Bulger is a monster, possibly even the devil, but he can be disarmingly kind
to people in his inner circle. Despite his reputation, people love him. Rather than duplicate the family dynamic of many gangster tales, Cooper portrays Bulger as a walking embodiment of evil as an accepted, out-in-the-open entity. Depp is unsettling in a role that’s among his best, entirely different from his recent, more mainstream (if no less offbeat) turns. Here, his ghoulish appearance makes a strong first impression and Depp ably uses the makeup to generate fear and unease. Gradually, he internalizes the darkness festering within Bulger. As a key figure who enables Bulger’s despicable behavior, Joel Edgerton conveys his character’s bravado, though he never makes the role as sympathetic as he should be. There’s a tragic quality to the character that doesn’t come across. The film is at its best during the tense confrontations between Depp and his co-stars. Dakota Johnson nicely plays Bulger’s wife and has two great scenes with Depp. Unfortunately, after making a strong impression, she vanishes from the movie. Julianne Nicholson, playing Edgerton’s spouse, has the scariest scene, in which Bulger talks his way into her bedroom and offers veiled threats. Benedict Cumberbatch is fine as Bulger’s brother, but
Is it just me or was Whitey Bulger a dead ringer for Hunter S. Thompson?
whatever accent he’s trying to pull off is a mystery. Unlike his awkward turn in AntMan, Corey Stoll registers strongly as a voice of reason within the FBI. Kevin Bacon, as Edgerton’s superior, is typically first-rate. This is better and less formulaic than Cooper’s Out of the Furnace, but it lacks the contained greatness of his Crazy Heart. The violence is appropriately off-putting, though that doesn’t mean this is an easy film to watch. Black Mass is absorbing but a little stiff. Nearly two and a half hours long but boasting a great ensemble cast, there’s a lot here–but it’s also not enough. This is a cold film with plot and character developments that feel disjointed (or cut down in the editing room). Bulg-
er is fascinating, but he’s not a colorful, enjoyable villain. He’s a vile, unhinged monster–something like a hungry rattlesnake devouring a kitten. Depp never winks at the audience or allows an apology to slip into his committed characterization. Jack Nicholson’s portrayal of a fictionalized version of Bulger in Martin Scorsese’s The Departed was also shocking and cruel but flavored with humor. Depp’s gives an unflinching, full-bodied portrait of a hideous character. While there’s no detectable trace of his characteristic whimsy, there is brilliance in his work. Black Mass overall is not a bull’s eye, but the story maintains its morbid fascination and Depp, as always, is something to see. ■
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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Hotel Transylvania 2- PG- FRI-SAT 10:30 11:30 12:35 1:35 2:45 3:45 4:55 5:55 7:00 8:00 9:10 10:10, SUN-THU 10:30 11:30 12:35 1:35 2:45 3:45 4:55 5:55 7:00 8:00 The Intern- PG13- FRI-SAT 11:00 12:00 1:45 2:45 4:25 5:25 7:00 8:00 9:40 10:40, SUN-THU 11:00 12:00 1:45 2:45 4:25 5:25 7:00 8:00 The Visit-PG13- THU 10:45 1:00 3:15 5:30 7:45, FRI-SAT 10:45 1:00 3:15 5:30 7:45 10:00, SUN-WED 10:45 1:00 3:15 5:30 7:45, THU 10:45 1:00 3:15 5:30 Grandma-R- THU 11:30 1:30 3:30 5:30 7:30, FRIWED 11:10 1:10 3:10 5:10 7:10, THU 11:10 1:10 3:10 5:10 7:40 Straight Outta Compton-R- THU 12:10 3:30 7:00, FRI-THU 9:10 Hitchcocktober: Frenzy-NR- THU 7:45 10:00 (10/2) Inside Out-PG- THU 10:30 12:50 3:15 Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation-PG13- THU 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:25 Ex With Benefits-NR- THU 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:15 9:45 No Escape-R- THU 5:40 8:00
MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) The Green Inferno- R- FRI (11:10 2:20 4:40) 7:40 10:00, SAT-SUN (11:10 2:20) 4:40 7:40 10:00, MON-THU (11:10 2:20 4:40) 7:40 10:00 Everest- PG13- 2D FRI (4:40) 7:30, SAT-SUN 4:40 7:30, MON-THU (4:40) 7:30. 3D FRI (11:00 1:50 4:10) 8:20 10:20, SAT-SUN (11:00 1:50) 4:10 8:20 10:20, MON-TUE (11:00 1:50 4:10) 8:20 10:20, WED-THU (11:00 1:50 4:10) 7:50 10:20
Pawn Sacrifice-PG13- FRI (11:10 2:20 5:00) 7:40 10:30, SAT-SUN (11:10 2:20) 5:00 7:40 10:30, MON-TUE (11:10 2:20 5:00) 7:40 10:30, WEDTHU (11:10 2:20 5:00) 7:10 10:40
4:30), FRI-SAT (11:10) 7:00, SUN 7:00, MON-THU (11:10) 7:00
90 Minutes In Heaven-PG13- THU (11:40 1:50 4:40) 7:30 10:20, FRI (11:30 1:50 4:50) 7:10 10:10, SAT (11:30 1:50) 4:50 7:10 10:10, SUN (1:50) 4:50 7:10 10:10, MON-WED (11:30 1:50 4:50) 7:10 10:10, THU (11:30 1:50 4:50) 10:10
American Ultra-R- THU (11:20 2:30 4:50) 7:40 10:30
Black Mass-R- THU (12:10 1:30 4:20) 7:10 10:00, FRI (11:00 1:40 4:30) 7:20 10:10, SAT-SUN (11:00 1:40) 4:30 7:20 10:10, MON-THU (11:00 1:40 4:30) 7:20 10:10 Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials-PG13- THU (11:20 11:50 1:50 2:20 4:50 5:20) 7:20 7:50 10:20 10:50, FRI (11:10 11:40 1:20 1:50 4:20 4:50) 7:20 7:50 9:50 10:20, SAT-SUN (11:10 11:40 1:20 1:50) 4:20 4:50 7:20 7:50 9:50 10:20, MON (11:10 11:40 1:20 1:50 4:20 4:50) 7:20 9:50 10:20, TUE-THU (11:10 11:40 1:20 1:50 4:20 4:50) 7:20 7:50 9:50 10:20
Ant-Man-PG13- 2D THU (11:50 2:30 5:20) 7:30 10:20, FRI-THU (1:40) 9:50 Just Let Go: A Night Of Forgiveness- NR- MON 8:00 The Iron Giant: Signature Edition- NR- WED 7:00
WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Hotel Transylvania 2- PG- 2D FRI-SUN (1:00)
9:35, MON (1:00), TUE (1:00 9:35), WED-THU (1:00). 3D FRI-SUN 4:00 7:15, MON (4:00) 7:15, TUE (4:00 7:15), WED-THU (4:00) 7:15 The Intern-PG13- THU 7:00, FRI-SUN (12:45) 3:45 7:00 9:45, MON (12:45 3:45) 7:00, TUE (12:45 3:45 7:00 9:45), WED-THU (12:45 3:45) 7:00 Maze Runner: Scorch Trials-PG13- THU (12:30 3:30) 7:00, FRI-SUN (12:30) 3:30 6:30 9:30, MON (12:30 3:30) 6:30, TUE (12:30 3:30 6:30 9:30), WED (12:30 3:30) 6:30, THU (12:30 3:30) The Perfect Guy- PG13- THU (1:00 3:45) 6:45 The Transporter Refueled-PG13- THU (1:30 4:00)
The Perfect Guy-PG13- THU (11:50 2:50 5:20) 7:00 8:20 9:30 10:50, FRI (11:00 2:40 5:00) 7:30 10:00, SAT-SUN (11:00 2:40) 5:00 7:30 10:00, MON-THU (11:00 2:40 5:00) 7:30 10:00 Walk In The Woods-R- THU (11:20 2:20 4:50) 7:50 10:30, FRI (11:20 2:00 4:20) 7:10 9:50, SAT-SUN (11:20 2:00) 4:20 7:10 9:50, MON-TUE (11:20 2:00 4:20) 7:10 9:50, WED (11:20 2:00 4:20) 9:50, THU (11:20 2:00 4:20) 7:10 9:50 Hitman:Agent 47- R-THU (11:30 3:00 5:10) 10:10, FRI (11:20 3:50) 11:00, SAT-SUN (11:20) 3:50 11:00, MON-TUE (11:20 3:50) 11:00, WED-THU (11:20 3:50) War Room-PG- THU (11:40 1:50 4:40) 6:50 9:40, FRI (11:20 1:40 4:30) 6:50 10:50, SAT (11:20 1:40) 4:30 6:50 10:50, SUN (1:40) 4:30 6:50 10:50, MON-THU (11:20 1:40 4:30) 6:50 10:50 Pixels-PG13- 2D THU (11:30 2:20 4:30) 7:20 10:40, FRI (1:30 6:00), SAT-SUN (1:30) 6:00, MON-TUE (1:30 6:00), WED (1:30) 10:00, THU (1:30 10:40)
Hotel Transylvania 2 opens this week
The Man From U.N.C.L.E- PG13- THU (11:30 2:00
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in Guy Ritchie’s take on the iconic Cold War spy television series of the same name. 116 min.
EVEREST - PG13 - Adventure/Thriller - A snow storm messes up an Everest climbing expedition. 121 min.
90 MINUTES IN HEAVEN - PG13 - Drama - A man gets into a bad car crash and is pronounced dead, but then comes back to life 90 minutes later and claims he was in heaven. Stars Kate Bosworth and that guy who played Anakin Skywalker. 121 min
MAZE RUNNER: THE SCORCH TRIALS PG13 - Action/Thriller - The Gladers may have escaped the Maze, but now they have negotiate their way across a desolate landscape. 131 min.
HITCHCOCKTOBER: FRENZY - R - Thriller - Celebrate Hitchcocktober with Alfred Hitchcock’s 1972 film about a serial killer, and the police who nab the wrong guy when trying to stop him. 116 min. HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA 2 - PG - Animation/ Family - Dracula and his friends try to help his (Dracula’s) half-human grandson because of some weird hotel politics. Stars Selena Gomez, Andy Samberg and Adam Sandler. 89 min.
ANT-MAN - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - Paul Rudd stars as a con-man with a supersuit that makes him really tiny because every comic book deserves to be a movie, right? 117 min. BLACK MASS - R - Crime/Drama - Johnny Depp plays Whitey Bulger, a violent South Boston gangster who turned FBI informant to go after the Mafia. See this week’s film review. 122 min.
THE IRON GIANT: SIGNATURE EDITION PG - Animation/Sci-Fi - It’s the best edition yet of the 1999 story of a young boy who befriends a giant space robot (voiced by Vin Diesel). 86 min.
GRANDMA - R - Comedy - Elle has just broken up with her girlfriend when her (Elle’s) granddaughter arrives, saying she needs $600 by sundown. Stars Lily Tomlin. 79 min.
JUST LET GO: A NIGHT OF FORGIVENESS - NR - Drama - A man who survived a drunk driving accident but lost his wife and children struggles to forgive the man who caused it. 106 min.
HITMAN: AGENT 47 - R - Action/Crime - A nameless assassin helps a woman discover her mysterious ancestry. 96 min.
PAWN SACRIFICE - PG13 - Drama - Tobey Maguire plays American chess master Bobby Fischer, caught up in the Cold War as he plays Soviet chessmaster Boris Spassky (Liev Schreiber). 114 min.
THE INTERN - PG13 - Comedy - Robert De Niro plays a retired widower who decides to intern at a fashion website. Also stars Anne Hathaway and Rene Russo. 121 min. THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E - PG13 - Action/ Adventure - Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer star
PIXELS - PG13 - Comedy/Sci-Fi - Adam Sandler (ugh) stars in this movie about aliens who attack the earth using the form of 1980s video game characters. 106 min. STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON - R - Music/ Biography - The story of how NWA revolutionized Hip Hop in the 1980s. 147 min. THE VISIT - PG13 - Horror/Comedy - A single mother’s kids visit their grandparents, and then everything goes weird. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan, so there’s that. 94 min. A WALK IN THE WOODS - R - Adventure Two old friends reconnect by hiking the Appalachian Trail together. Stars Nick Nolte, Robert Redford and Emma Thompson. 104 min. WAR ROOM - PG - Drama - Even a seemingly perfect family has problems, but perhaps Miss Clara can help them out. Stars Priscilla C. Shirer, T. C. Stallings and Karen Abercrombie. 120 min.
LAST CHANCE AMERICAN ULTRA - R - Action/Comedy -
The government tries to kill one of its agents, who is, in fact, a stoner. Stars Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart. 95 min. EX WITH BENEFITS - NR - Drama/Romance - A woman does everything she can to keep her ex-lover in her life. 100 min. INSIDE OUT - PG - Animation - When a young girl named Riley moves to San Francisco, her various emotions fight over how she should deal with her new life. Stars Amy Poehler, Mindy Kaling and Lewis Black. 94 min. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: ROGUE NATION - PG13 - Action/Adventure - Tom Cruise is back for yet another MI installment. This time he has to destroy an international crime syndicate. 131 min. NO ESCAPE - R - Action/Thriller - Lake Bell and Owen Wilson play an American family caught in an overseas coup that is spelling death to foreigners. 103 min. THE PERFECT GUY - PG13 - Thriller - A woman breaks up with her boyfriend, then gets involved with a guy who’s perfect–too perfect, in fact (hence the title, I guess). 100 min. THE TRANSPORTER REFUELED - PG13 - Action/Thriller - Special ops merc Frank Martin (who is NOT played by Jason Statham) matches wits with a femme fatale and some Russian bad guy. 96 min.
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by Alex Mitchell & Soleil De Zwart
Calendar
Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS KALEO PHILLIPS & FRIENDS - Thu. Sep 24. Versatile musicians, Kaleo Phillips & Friends, will perform at Lahaina Restoration Foundation’s Hawaiian Music Series concert. Lahaina native Kaleo Phillips has been performing professionally for 30 years. He has played with a variety of Hawaiian music artists and toured with many bands across the globe. 7:30pm. Lahaina Restoration Foundation, (120 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-6613262; Lahainarestoration.org DANI GIRL & THE KRYPTONES - Fri. Sep 25. Dance it out with Dani Girl, the Kryptones and special guest MC/DJ Irie Dole. $10. 9:30pm. 21 and over. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com FRIDAY NIGHT IN PARADISE - Fri. Friday night salsa upstairs and Friday night wiggle down stairs! That means the best of salsa and merengue dancing with DJ Raphael upstairs, while downstairs you can get it on with DJ Prince Valium. 10pm. Paradise Grill, (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700; Paradisegrillkb.com HANA BON DANCE FESTIVAL - Sat. Sep 26. The Hana Buddhist Temple Preservation Association is a nonprofit association aligned with the Hana Cultural Center. This bon dance is their first fundraising event and the first bon dance in Hana since 1974. Eat, dance and enjoy this historic event featuring Maui Taiko Drummers. 5pm. Hana Ranch Store, (1 Mill St., Hana); 808) 248-8261. CHINESE MOON FESTIVAL - Sun. Sep 27. Celebrate with entertainment, food booths, demonstrations, cultural practices, cooking demonstrations and photo exhibit. 10am. Bailey House Museum, (2375 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; Mauimuseum.org CHAMBER MUSIC HAWAII’S SPRING WIND QUINTET - Mon. Sep 28. This one-hour concert is produced by the UH-Manoa Outreach College’s Statewide Cultural Extension Program and is suitable for ages 5 and older. Young children must be accompanied by a parent or caregiver. 6:30pm. Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; Librarieshawaii.org MOVIE UNDER THE STARS - Wed. Enjoy a movie seated beneath the stars, plus free popcorn. $5. 8:30pm. Gannon’s, (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080; Gannonsrestaurant.com
STAGE SHOWS KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Daily (except Mon and Sun). Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage. Gold Circle VIP seating $99, General seating $79, Teen $65, Child $49, Infants free. 4:45pm. Kupanaha Magic, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011; Kupanaha.com ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through music and dance. A spectacular storytelling experience, and true portal to kanaka maoli lore, 14 years in the running. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Daily (except Sun). Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, our resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers, and yummy desserts. $64 for regular, $104.50 for the royal flush package. 5pm.
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Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com WILLIE K - Thu. This hawaiian phenomenon captivates audiences around the world with his astounding performances and remarkable array of musical styles. Dinner and a show $60, just show $25. 6:30pm. The King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com BURN’N LOVE - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with the best Elvis impersonator in the world!. Tickets start at $59.99; Children 12 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Fri. Check out PWF’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread. With a sunset view, enjoy delicious her awesome appetizers, Mai Tais and other cocktails. $62.95. 4:30pm. Pacific overy Whale Foundations Discovery bor Center, (Ma‘alaea Harbor Shops); 808-249-8811;; Pacificwhale.org
tain, Heitz, Clif Lede, Truchard and Adelshem (subject to availability and change). 2pm. Plantation House, (2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6299; Theplantationhouse.com FOOD AND WINE TASTING SERIES - Thu. Sep 24. Makena Beach and Golf Resort’s Executive Chef Kurt Lesmerises, delves into his French culinary background and partners with Master Sommelier Patrick Okubo to bring you a food and wine event featuring Loire Valley wines and a demonstration on how to make the French traditional Caneton a la Rouennaise roast duck dish made with the famed French duck press. $55 per person. 6:30pm. Molokini Bar and Grill Makena Resort, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888; Makenaresortmaui.com BEATS AND EATS - Every month on the last Fri. DJ Eliza spinning fun and funky tunes and Chef Jojo whipping up creative appetizers and light bites with no cover charge required. 5pm. Plantation House, (2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6299; Theplantationhouse.com MAUI FAIR’S 1ST PIE COMPETITION - Sat. Sep 26. Maui F Fair’s 1st Pie Competition is sure to bring out Maui’s tastiest, most mouthwatering m pies that woul make Martha Stewart would jea jealous. The Open Categ egory is open to the first 2 non-professional reg25 istered entries. The Chef Category will highlight our professional island chefs showing off their b best recipe. Chefs must b bring their entries to the ma Entertainment Tent by main 2:3 2:30pm. 3pm. War Memorial S Stadium, (700 Halia Nakoa St., W Wailuku); 808-270-7389; Hi-mauicou Hi-mauicounty.civicplus.com
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FOODIE SCENE PLANTATION HOUSE WINE SERIES - Daily. The monthly wine series is back on with the specials from selected featured wineries each month. Executive Chef Jojo Vasquez will create specialty-pairing menus for each monthly series and phenomenal species will be available on selected premium bottles. Featured wineries will include such notables as Chehalem, Pride Moun-
CHARLEY’S BLOODY SUNDAYS - Sun. The Bloody Mary bar. 7am. Charleys Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com PI ARTISAN PIZZA BACKYARD BRUNCH Sun. Enjoy delicious fritatas, paninis, breakfast pi’s, and pi BBQ specials. 10am. Pi Artisan Pizzeria, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0791; Pi808.com KO SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Go early–the laulau special is first-come, firstserved and does sell out. 5pm. Ko, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com UNCORKED - Sun. Wine series hosted by Sommelier Vanessa Lampson. Tastings from a variety of regions around the globe such as Sicily, the Loire Valley, the Iberian Peninsula, and America’s West Coast. Enjoy light bites from Cane and Canoe’s menu developed by Sous Chef Davis Hood created specifically to pair with each week’s wines. Price includes three glasses of wines and light appetizers. Advanced reservations required. $35. 5pm. Cane and Canoe Bar-Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Montagehotels.com WINE SOCIAL - Mon and Sun. Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. 5pm. Pulehu An Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com HUAKA‘I - JOURNEY THROUGH POLYNESIA - Tue. Ka‘anapali Beach Club has a new luau dinner show. This event features traditional games, cultural demonstrations, a luau buffet, hula performances and a fire knife dance finale. 6pm.
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ART SCENE MALAMA WAO AKUA EXHIBITION - Daily. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center and East Maui Watershed Partnership present Malama Wao Akua, a fine art exhibition that merges the worlds of art and conservation with works of art that honor Maui Nui’s native plant and animal species. This will be the exhibition’s first year at Hui No‘eau after a 10year history at Viewpoints Gallery in Makawao. This highly anticipated exhibition is generously sponsored by Aloha Recycling. Free. 9am. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com THE KASPRZYCKI AND PAPANIKOLAS SHOW - Daily. The Viewpoints Gallery is presenting new works by Lisa Kasprzycki and Suzy Papanikolas. Papanikolas is steeped in technical ability and artistic vision, concentrating her efforts on recording Hawaiian and Polynesian cultures. Kasprzycki enjoys majestic mountains, the ocean and the relationships between plants and people. 8am. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-5725979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE - Daily (except Mon and Sat). Browse sculptures, paintings, photography, woodturnings and ceramics from select local artists. Located in the lobby near the Botero Bar. 9am. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel and Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-579-8414; Malamafamilyrecovery.org UNCONSCIOUS NATURE AND BREAKING GROUND - Daily (except Mon). Laerke Lauta is a video artist from Copenhagen, Denmark. Her work places fictional characters in natural settings, showing the intuitive stories of women in video culture. Mary Babcock is an art professor at University of Hawaii who works in fiber and will create a site-specific installation in the gallery about the epistemologies of life relating to time spans and remembering. This exhibit closes on Oct. 3. Free. 10am. Schaefer International Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org MEET RONA SMITH - Thu. Over the last few years, jeweler Rona Smith began working with two sisters who wanted to travel the world. Today, their art lives on, and some modern works can command high prices around the world. 2pm. Maui Hands Hyatt, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-7997; Mauihands.com RESORT ART COLLECTION TOUR - Fri & Tue. Learn about Grand Wailea’s extensive museum quality art collection, the largest resort collection in Hawaii. Tour meets and starts at NaPua Gallery. 10am. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel and Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808579-8414; Malamafamilyrecovery.org ONE, TWO, TREE! - Sat. Sep 26. Art lovers both young and old are invited to join the Treehouse Gallery in the next installment of our “Last Saturday” gallery openings. Featuring the diverse works of resident and guest artists in an intimate and unique venue, the showing should delight and stimulate the senses. This month’s exhibition includes interactive art for kids of all ages, and an art auction in support of longtime resident Rebekah Uccellini. Free. 4pm. Treehouse Gallery, (375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku). MEET ARIEL QUIROZ - Sat. Fine artist Ariel Quiroz enjoys drawing, painting, portraiture and the human figure, mixing realistic effects with Impressionism and Expressionism. 12pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com ARTISTS AT THE TEA BOX - Sat and Sun. What goes better together than art and tea? Enjoy sipping your favorite cup of tea while watch-
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ing Maui’s premiere artists do their thing. 12pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com CECILIA BAHENA - Mon. Maui Hands Gallery presents Cecilia Bahena as their artist in residence. Bahena will paint live and have her works on display. She works in a broad range of mediums, from traditional oils and pastels to the integration of images and handmade/painted papers in her collage pieces. 10:30am. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com ISLAND ART PARTY ALL AGES CLASSES Daily. It’s part art party, part painting class. Check online schedule for class times and availability. $59 adult and $39 child. 10:00am. Island Art Party, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei); 808-419-6020; Islandartparty.com
TICKETS ON SALE ‘PSYCHIC MIGRATIONS’ - Thu. Oct 1. Featuring a cast of surfing’s most capable and compelling characters, Psychic Migrations is yet another inspired Veeco Production that builds on more than 20 years and 30 influential films from the world of Volcom. Directed by veteran surf filmmaker Ryan Thomas and shot on location in the West Indies, East Indies, Australia, Polynesia and the Americas, the film weaves the physical expression of riding a rousing score of waves with a cerebral odyssey through the scapes and textures travelled to find them. 7:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-270-7710; Mauiarts.org ‘MARK TWAIN’S BACK!’ - Fri. Oct 9. Maui actor Rick Scheideman is the very image of Mark Twain himself. He will share his skills with us as he breathes life into Twain with the first puff of his cigar. $20. 6:30pm. The Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-276-4201; Pioneerinn-maui.com PLAY FOR P.I.N.K. KAPALUA - Fri. Oct 9 Mon. Oct 12. Play for P.I.N.K. Kapalua is a golf and tennis-themed weekend tournament to benefit the Breast Cancer Research Foundation (BCRF). Held at Kapalua Resort, Play for P.I.N.K. will include opportunities to participate in golf and tennis tournaments, fundraising celebrations at local
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restaurants and hotels, a fashion show, wellness and spa activities, unique Maui based adventures and more. 9am. Kapalua Resort, (2099 Village Rd., Kapalua); Playforpink.org/kapalua WILLIE K LAS VEGAS BIRTHDAY BASH Fri. Oct 9. This fantastic celebration in Las Vegas will feature performances from Uncle Willie K and The Warehouse Blues Band along with special guests Amy Hanaiali‘i and Alika Nako‘oka. Rodney Villanueva will serve as emcee for the evening. There’s a limited number of tickets available, so get yours soon. General Admission $40, Premium $65, and VIP Ticket $125. 6pm. California Hotel and Casino, (12 E. Ogden Ave., Las Vegas); 702-385-1222; Thecal.com CHEF BLOC SERIES - Sat. Oct 10. Executive Chef Isaac Bancaco of Ka‘ana Kitchen will take guests on a culinary journey through themed dinners held monthly in an intimate and interactive environment. Ka‘ana Kitchen Chef de Cuisine Richard Cariaga will collaborate alongside Bancaco to cook for a small number of guests in an environment where diners can watch the process from up close, ask questions and even help plate the dishes. $95 with an additional $35 to include wine pairings. 6pm. Andaz Hotel, (3550 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-879-1234. MAUI UKULELE FESTIVAL - Sun. Oct 11. Enjoy a relaxed afternoon on the lawn with acclaimed ukulele musicians. Renowned teacher Roy Sakuma will help us celebrate Hawaii’s beloved instrument. Fine ukulele will also be featured as door prizes. The festival also features displays of made-in-Hawaii arts and crafts and ono-licious island foods available for purchase. A beautiful day for the whole family–visitors and residents alike. Free. 1pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org GROWING DREAMS: HOLIDAYS IN PARADISE - Sat. Oct 17. Stunning holiday-themed floral design show with arrangements by floral designer Gerard Toh, who will conduct demonstrations with his creations inspired by Halloween, Thanksgiving Christmas and New Year’s. There will also be prize giveaways, an auction and lunch. Proceeds benefit local nonprofit Malama Family Recovery Center. $150 regular, $175 for VIP. 9am. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel and
Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-579-8414; Malamafamilyrecovery.org NOBLE CHEF - Sat. Oct 17. For 18 years, the Noble Chef has attracted thousands of food lovers who lend support to Maui Culinary Academy’s (MCA) student scholarships, endowments, and programs. Raising funds is only one aspect of this highly anticipated food and wine event. It also serves as a training opportunity for Maui’s burgeoning chefs and is a showcase for the culinary talents of MCA’s industry partners, faculty and students. $195. 5pm. Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/KeaLani ‘HUMPTY-DUMPTY IS MISSING’ - Saturday, Oct 31 - Sun, Nov 8. Sammy Scoop is a private investigator in the tradition of his grandfather, Samuel Shovel and his father, Sam Spade. Sammy faces the biggest challenge of his illustrious career with the sudden fall and disappearance of Humpty-Dumpty, who apparently had no enemies. Presented by Maui Onstage Youth Theatre. 11am. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com MHOK BOCCE BALL TOURNAMENT - Sat. Nov 14. Montessori Hale O Keiki will present the third annual MHOK Bocce Ball Tournament. This “Bocce Bash” will feature five games of roundrobin play with a Championship Game and special prizes. Delicious, heavy pupus and dessert will be served under the stars. Team costumes are encouraged. $110. 4:30pm. Maui Nui Golf Club, (1345 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Kihei)
CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 THE BENOITS - Thu. The Benoits play their sweet island jazz at Whalers Village. 7pm. Whalers Village Kaanapali, (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4567; Whalersvillage.com TALK STORY THURSDAYS - Thu. Join East Maui Watershed Partnership at Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center for the Maui Environmental Lecture Series. 5pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 KIRTAN & MANTRA MEDITATION - Fri. Kirtan and Mantra meditation with Krishna Japa Das and friends. Dancing, chanting and refreshments. Free, but donations appreciated. 7pm. Maui Yoga Shala, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-283-4123; Maui-yoga.com COCONUT WEAVING - Fri. Join Bolly Helekahi for the 2015 Hana No‘eau cultural demonstration series. Bring your family and friends and learn the ancient art of Hawaiian coconut weaving. This demonstration and learning session is open to the public. Free. For location info, call 808572-4400. 1pm. Kipahulu District, (Haleakala National Park); Nps.gov/hale WAILUKU FRIDAY FARMER’S MARKET - Fri. Sep 25. A Farmer’s Market is coming to Wailuku every Friday. Come to Pau Hana Kava Cafe for local, organic, food, beverages and handmade goods. Pau Hana Kava Cafe will be showcasing organic produce, raw cold-pressed juices, kombucha, kava, raw food, Middle Eastern Cuisine, fresh coconut water, succulent arrangements, essential oils and jewelry. Go for the farmer’s market and stay for kava. Free. 4pm. Pau Hana Kava Cafe, (2070 W. Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-298-6926.
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 26 SPECIAL PSYCHIC AND HEALTH FAIR - Every month on the fourth Sat. The anniversary of Awakening in Paradise continues with open house, live music and munchies. 11am. Kihei Long’s Center, (1215 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1114 SALSA NIGHT- Sat. Enjoy the Smokehouse’s three favorite drinks specials, well drinks, tequila and fireballs all for $4 and a long night of dancing. 10pm. Smokehouse BBQ Bar and Grill, (930 Waine‘e St., Lahaina); 808-667-7005; Smokehousebbqbarandgrillmaui.com LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR - Sat & Sun. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous Banyan Tree, check out over 50 select Maui artists. Listen to live music and find unique treasures including paintings, ceramics, jewelry, photography, glass art, wood carvings, baskets and more. Free. 9am. Banyan Tree Fine Art Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com
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SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27 KA‘EHU BAY BEACH CLEAN UP - Sun. In collaboration with the community and NOAA’s tsunami monitoring program, the Hawaii Wildlife Foundation (HWF) adopted Waiehu’s Ka‘ehu Beach on the northwest coastline of Maui in 2012 and cleans this beach every month. Marine debris continues to wash ashore. 9am. Kukona Place, (Wailuku); Wildhawaii.org/projects.html STORY TIME WITH READ ALOUD AMERICA - Sun. Sep 27. Enjoy great stories with Aunty Joanne–plus a healthy snack and a brand new book. 2pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com MAUI’S NATIVE BIRDS - Sun. Sep 27. Enjoy a presentation by Maui Forest Bird Recovery Project bird biologist Laura Berthold. Learn more about the native birds of Maui and what projects are being done to help them. 2pm. Jean-Michel Cousteau’s Ambassadors of the Environment Center at the Ritz-Carlton, (1 Ritz Way, Kapalua); 808-665-7294. FREE SUNDAY ZUMBA - Sun. Stop by the Maui Mall for free Zumba with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio. Free. 9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 28 VOLUNTEER: HO‘ALOHAAINA - Mon-Tue. Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species. 7:30am. Unnamed Venue; 808264-1798; Southmauivolunteers.com
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 FREE UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Free ukulele lessons, it’s never too late to learn how to play the Hawaiian guitar. free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com
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HULA GRILL - Thu, Derick Sebastian 11am1pm; Thu, Kealii Lum and Naiwi Teruya 2:304:30pm; Thu, Damon Parillo and Friends 6-8pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11am-1pm; Fri, Maa 2:30-4:30pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho and Friends 6-7pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am-1pm; Sat, Maa 2:30-4:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana 6-8pm; Sun, Maa 2:30-4:30pm; Sun, Kawika Lum Ho and Friends 6-7pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 11am-1pm; Mon, Kapali Keahi 2:30-4:30pm; Wed, Ernest Puaa 11am-12pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 2:30-3:30pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com JAPENGO - Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:308:30pm; Fri, Elaine Ryan 5:30-7:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukaua 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Josh Sumibcay 5:30-7:30pm; (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4796; Japengomaui.com JAVA JAZZ AND SOUP NUTZ - Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Mon, The Soundlab 7-10pm; Tue, Fulton Tashombe and Paul Bunuam 7-10pm;
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UPCOUNTRY MAUI CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT AND SALOON Thu, Mark Johnstone and Lenny Castellanos 6:308:30pm; Mon, Charley’s Live Band and Open Mic 7-10pm; Tue, Tom Conway 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Randall Rospond 6:30-8:30pm; (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com HANA HOU CAFE - Fri, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm; Mon, Hula Honeys 6-9pm; Wed, Maui Blues and Company 6-9pm; (810 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-2661; Hanahoucafe.com STOPWATCH SPORTSBAR AND GRILL - Thu, Karaoke with Dudley 9pm-12am; Sat, Karaoke with Dudley 9pm-12am; (1127 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-1380; Stopwatchsportsbargrill.com
THREE’S BAR AND GRILL - Thu, Salsa Dancing with Barb and Ernesto 8-11pm; Fri, Jazz Night with Louise Lambert 7:30-10:30pm; Sat, Mark Harvey 9-11am; Sat, Mark Harvey 12-2pm; Sat, Live Solo Guitar from Cpt. Dan Saunders 5:30-9pm; Sun, Mark Harvey 9-11am; Sun, Mark Harvey 12-2pm; Tue, Mark Harvey 9-11am; Tue, Mark Harvey 12-2pm; Wed, Live Piano with Katya Williams 5:30-8:30pm; (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com
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Anyone who drives around blasting music at ridiculous decibel levels is an idiot. How presumptuous and obnoxious! It’s not like they’re trying to expose us to some fantastic music—it’s so loud it’s distorted; all you can hear is the bone-shaking bass. The good news: None of these losers is a Libra. The bad news: When you’re forced to deal with this kind of asshole this week, you won’t be able to slap some sense into him. Whether it’s your sister’s new boyfriend or your landlord’s kid, it’s just not going to be politic to give him a piece of your mind—so please don’t try. SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)
Do you ever stop to think about the many little miracles you take for granted? How amazing is it that you can use a little chunk of plastic in your hand and talk to and see, instantly, your buddy in New Zealand? Technological progress is one tangible thing we can point to that changes the repeating themes of human history from a circle to a spiral, both on a grand scale and a very personal one. Things you wouldn’t have conceived of as possible ten years ago—like a long-distance relationship, for one obvious example—are now much more of a reality. Don’t rule them out as a matter of course.
is reluctant for similar reasons, you might want to actually consider cleaning up some of the mess. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)
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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)
By now every smart Taurus has learned the lesson of backing up your data in at least two or three different places. Otherwise, all it takes is one hard drive crash and you’re screwed. Naturally, life isn’t so simple. If you crash a relationship, you can’t take it back to the last stable spot and reboot it from there, avoiding the mistakes the second time around which caused the crash during the first run. You get one shot; second chances aren’t the same as a fresh start—they’re too colored by the screw-ups that came before. Keep that in mind— before you make a mistake you can’t take back. GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)
What is identity? I look on my former selves like my 5 year-old self or my 19 year-old self, and they seem like different people to who I am now. I’m more similar to people I meet than I am to those former incarnations, with whom I share only memories, not taste in music, attitudes, or aspirations. You’ve changed even more than I have; you’re one of the most dynamic people I know. So why let yourself feel so limited because of who you were? Yeah, your teenage self might not have been up to what you’re dreaming of. Even the person you were yesterday might not be capable of it. But the person you are todayis capable—if you don’t get stuck on all the yous that weren’t.
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There it is, that dream you had, perfectly preserved in amber. Nothing about it’s changed; it hasn’t deteriorated one bit—but it hasn’t improved or evolved, either. It’s effectively dead. You can admire it, long for it, display it proudly or with shame, but you can’t resurrect it. That particular goal is forever beyond you now. This week, however, your life vaguely resembles Jurassic Park. You can salvage something from this extinct idea, a bit of mental DNA. Mix it with some of the new stuff you’ve been brewing and you might actually have something good, something viable. Something alive and ready to grow.
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I’m a big fan of self-belief, just like you. The only way to achieve something grand—even absurdly, improbably grand—is to believe it to be possible. To decide that it’s unattainable is to give up before you’ve begun. I’m not preaching to you. I mean, you practically taught this to me. But your job’s not done. Someone else desperately needs to learn how to properly dream. They’re writing off their highest hopes as unachievable fantasy—which of course makes it so. You and I know it doesn’t need to be like that. Convince them of the same, would you?
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)
I think the best human solutions are those that take into account the incredible diversity of human experience. Binary answers to complicated problems are just too plain simplistic to really work. In the shortterm, they might seem more dramatic or effective, but in the end they’re simply not viable. How do you make room, especially when you’re dealing with a group, for the more complex (and less “perfect” and appealing) solutions that are actually required? That’s the question that you’ve got to answer this week, and I’m useless; I don’t know, either. What I do know is this: If you don’t figure out a way, no one will, and we’ll all be stuck with the devastating end result.
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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)
Old-school alchemists pursued the elixir of life because they believed it possible. They simply didn’t know how much they didn’t know. Please don’t be offended if I suggest you’re in a similar position. At least one of your aspirations is as absurd as creating a potion of eternal youth, even if it doesn’t look that way from where you’re standing. You’ll see. I mention it not so you stop pursuing it, but so you won’t be so disappointed when it’s proven impossible that you fail to notice all the cool shit you discovered and accomplished along the way.
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You purport to prefer everything clean, categorized, and coordinated, but the truth is you’re obsessed with mystery. You organize the boring shit so you can devote more attention and energy to the fascinating people and things that don’t fit into any box—the ones you can actually learn something from. Unfortunately, your chaos-clearing impulses have gotten out of hand; the reason you’re bored is because mystery has moved out. It’s tricky to allow the unknown back into your life once you’ve swept it out. You can’t just clear out a closet and say, “Look, fly in here. I’ve made some space.” You’ve actually got to open all the windows and doors and then close your eyes. Let it happen. Smile. This’ll be fun. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)
If I weren’t such a slob, I’d sweep my apartment every day; because of my eternally shedding hound, that’s how often it needs it. But I live with dog hair because I don’t give a shit. You get that, don’t you? After all, you live with loads of stuff that’s less than convenient, because it’s easier than eradicating it from your life. Your laidback attitude isn’t shared by everyone you meet, however. For instance, most neat-freaks wouldn’t want to live with me because I’m so lax about the dog hair. I don’t mind, but you might—since the person you want to step in the door
You loathe having your loyalty questioned. You’d do anything for those you love which is why it’s so irksome when someone asks you to prove it. If someone were drowning in icy water you’d jump in to save them. But this theoretical posturing—where you’d have to prove you’d jump in, without actually being in that situation—is almost impossible to deal with. You’ve been torturing yourself over it, haven’t you? It’s just not worth it, my dear. Either they have faith in you or they don’t. Go ahead and save them when they need it. But until then, don’t bother trying to convince them you would. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)
There’s no need to reinvent the wheel here. You’re trying to riff on something that’s been done a million times; don’t waste your time starting from scratch and making unnecessary mistakes that have already been resolved. In the past this approach has occasionally taught you something new that no one’s noticed before—thanks to your unique way of looking at the world—but this time that’s just plain unlikely. There’s something to be achieved here, but only by building on the work that’s already been done, not redoing it yourself. You’re the gorgeous delicious cherry on top of the cake; jump right to that, and don’t waste time grinding the flour. To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com
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