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grams for prison personnel.” “States around the country are finding new and innovative ways to address the many problems that plague our criminal justice system,” Gabbard said in her news release. “In Hawai‘i, veteran treatment courts and drug courts are helping to reduce prison crowding and over-criminalization by focusing on rehabilitation and treatment. Similarly, the HOPE model has shown dramatic results in reducing recidivism by implementing a high-intensity supervision probation program. Criminal justice reform is a bipartisan cause, and both the SAFE Act and the Sentencing Reform Act are the kinds of sensible changes that will begin to bring about long overdue criminal justice reform.”

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REP. GABBARD PUSHES FOR CRIMINAL JUSTICE REFORM

• The Sentencing Reform Act: According to Gabbard’s office, this bill “reduces specific mandatory minimums for

At a time when the right-wing in this nation gets energized from politicians who advocate border walls, another Middle Eastern ground invasion and the banning of Muslims from entering the U.S., left-wing candidates and legislators are trying to appeal to voters with a very different idea: debt-free college. Earlier this month, 10 legislators in 10 states said that they’d introduce legislation to make college debt-free for students. According to a Dec. 7 story from Marketplace, “The push is being organized by the Progressive Change Campaign Committee, which advocates for expanding Social Security, Wall Street regulation, campaign finance regulation and lowering student debt.” Hawaii is one of those 10 states, and the legislation will come from Democratic Rep. Kaniela Ing, who repre-

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The United States of America is, more than ever, a prison state. Looking at some numbers just crunched by the nonprofit, nonpartisan Prison Policy Initiative, it’s hard to deny that America has turned incarceration into more than a mere industry–it’s become a pillar of our society. “The American criminal justice system holds more than 2.3 million people in 1,719 state prisons, 102 federal prisons, 2,259 juvenile correctional facilities, 3,283 local jails, and 79 Indian Country jails as well as in military prisons, immigration detention facilities, civil commitment centers, and prisons in the U.S. territories,” states a new Prison Policy Initiative report released on Dec. 8. “Looking at the big picture requires us to ask if it really makes sense to lock up 2.3 million people on any given day, giving this nation the dubious distinction of having the highest incarceration rate in the world.” We’re not talking about Soviet Russia or communist China here. This is the U.S. And it’s out of control. Congressional Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D– Hawaii, would seem to agree. In fact, she recently announced that she’s supporting two new criminal justice reform bills. “Our criminal justice system today is unsustainable, both for our government and for society. In Hawai‘i, 5,500 inmates were in our correctional system last year, including 1,300 sent to Arizona because of prison overcrowding, and our state spent over $179 million on corrections,” Gabbard said in a Dec. 3 news release. “Across the country, spending on our criminal justice system continues to go up, but over 40% of people released from prison return within 3 years.” Here are the two bills:

drug offenses, reduces the three-strike mandatory life sentence to 25 years, broadens the existing safety valve for low-level drug offenders, and provides judges with greater discretion in determining appropriate sentences while ensuring that serious violent felons do not get released early.” • The SAFE Justice Act: Gabbard’s office says this bill mandates a wide variety of reforms including the following–“restores discretion to judges to determine to what extent manipulated conduct that results from fictitious law enforcement ‘stings’ may be considered in court; eliminates federal criminal penalties for simple drug possession in state jurisdictions; expands eligibility for pre-judgment probation; promotes greater use of probation for lower-level offenders; applies life sentences for drug trafficking only in the most egregious cases; allows eligible offenders to petition for resentencing under new trafficking laws [and] creates mental health and de-escalation training pro-

sents South Maui. “I would not have been able to graduate college if I had not worked part time, aggressively solicited scholarships, and obtained Pell Grants,” Ing said in a Dec. 10 news release from the state House of Representatives. “Neither of my parents graduated from college, so I viewed higher education as a ticket to the middle class. But [University of Hawaii] tuition has tripled in the past decade, and crippling student debt is keeping young people from buying homes or starting businesses. Today’s degrees are hardly tickets, or even receipts; too often, they’re bills.” According to Ing (who graduated from the University of Hawaii), he has racked up more than $45,000 in student debt. For the Democratic Party as a whole, this idea has serious traction. All three leading Democratic presidential contenders–Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders and Martin O’Malley–are advocating some plan for major college debt relief.

Rep. Ing says no more college debt

“Student debt in the U.S. is over $1 trillion,” Marketplace reported on Dec. 7. “In its most recent report, the Project on Student Debt said 69 percent of 2014 graduates had debt, averaging around $28,950.” In America today, national and state governments already subsidize such calamities as war, sports stadiums, fossil fuel production and sugar. Why not college? Or would that make too much sense? “Higher education should propel young people forward, not set them further back,” said Ing in the House of Representatives news release. “Our system’s disincentives for education are completely backwards. It’s past time for America to join many other industrial nations, who see education as a right, and implement debt-free college.” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY FESTIVITIES Wailuku’s First Friday town party on Dec. 4 was extra festive with the addition of holiday lights strung throughout the street, a window decorating contest and Malino live on the Maui Thing stage. “This year we wanted to do something extra special to decorate the town,” said Ashley Takitani Leahey, a Wailuku community volunteer. “Since it won’t ever snow in Wailuku, we took it upon ourselves to bring holiday spirit to First

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On Dec. 11, Malama Maui Nui staff discovered that someone had broken into one of their storage containers at their baseyard in Pu‘unene and stolen tools and equipment, according to a Dec. 12 news release from the nonprofit organization. “Desperate people do desperate things, and we have compassion and empathy for those individuals,” organization executive director John P. de Jesus said in the release. “We choose to embrace this opportunity to learn, exercise and experience perseverance; for the occasion to reach out and witness kokua from our community in the face of adversity.” Anyone wishing to help Malama Maui Nui can find a list of their needs at MalamaMauiNui.org/Needs. The burglary comes not long after Malama Maui Nui announced the results of their annual “Get the Drift and Bag It!” event, which brought together nearly 600 volunteers during its marine debris cleanup campaign that ran Sept. 19 through Oct. 17. The volunteers covered more than 28 miles of Maui beaches and shorelines, removing thousands of pounds of litter to help achieve litter-free oceans. “Get the Drift and Bag It!” is part of the International Coastal Cleanup, the largest annual volunteer-driven marine debris cleanup campaign spearheaded by the Ocean Conservancy. Unique to this cleanup campaign is the data collection completed by the volunteers that quantifies the types and amounts of litter found at each cleanup. Knowing details about what and where certain items are littered can help fuel the development of future litter prevention initiatives such as Maui County’s ban on tobacco use and tobacco products in County beaches, parks, and other recreational facilities. This year, the most commonly-found items in Maui County included cigarette

butts (13,050), plastic pieces (5,756), bottle caps (3,891), food wrappers (3,307) and fireworks (1,748). Malama Maui Nui sends the Maui County numbers to the Ocean Conservancy for inclusion in their global Ocean Trash Index. Malama Maui Nui shares these numbers in hopes of inspiring greater awareness as to how every day, every individual can take small actions to prevent these items from contaminating Maui Nui’s unique island environment. “A healthy ocean means more than beautiful coasts and vibrant ocean wildlife,” according to Ocean Conservancy. “A healthy ocean supplies the air we breathe, the food we eat and the water we drink. If the ocean isn’t healthy, neither are we.” Hawaii’s marine ecosystems–though resilient–need consistent attention and care from the community in order to thrive. The ocean provides the basis for many of the beloved cultural and economic activities that keep Hawaii’s quality of life afloat. Malama Maui Nui is a nonprofit organization whose mission is to educate, inspire, and empower individuals and communities to beautify and maintain Maui Nui’s environment, thereby supporting its economy, quality of life, and unique Hawaiian culture. Through litter pickups, marine debris cleanups, invasive species removal, native planting, graffiti removal, recycling events, and education programs, MMN brings community, business, and government together to promote the health of Maui County’s environment. These programs and services are provided by Malama Maui Nui in partnership with the County Department of Environmental Management. Malama Maui Nui is an affiliate of Keep America Beautiful, the nation’s leading nonprofit that brings people together to build and sustain vibrant communities. Federally recognized as a

Friday in a different way.” An ode to historic Wailuku, Sae Design and Maui Thing coordinated the “Light Up Wailuku” contest for local businesses, with the goal of lighting up the town–just as it had been in the past. “We’ve heard stories from our grandparents and other lifetime Wailuku residents about Christmas parades through Market Street, lights in every window and bustling small businesses throughout the holiday season,” Leahey said. “We wanted to bring that energy back!” Twenty businesses made the street bright by entering the first annual “Light Up Wailuku” contest. The contest was judged by Councilmember Mike Victorino, county Managing Director Keith Regan and actor/writer/local celebrity Kathy Collins. All winners received a free hour of financial consulting with Patrick Ing, CPA; a free banner from the Sign Source; and a large poinsettia plant to add to their holiday décor. The Best Window winner received a gift certificate from 808 on Main as well. The Most Original prize went to Green Ti; the Most Beautiful award went to Simply Soul and the Most Festive award went to Kama‘aina Loan. Swan Interiors took the prize for Best Window. In addition to the light contest, the County of Maui and Maui Electric Co., along with a team of Wailuku supporters, worked into the wee hours on Thursday night to light up the street for First Friday. Rows of string lights now liven up the street, bringing an extrafestive feeling to the town. ■

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for projects such as underappreciated entrepreneurial ventures or families needing help with medical expenses. Day-trading dabbler Joe Campbell went online in November to beg for assistance after being crushed by a bet of the type that many say wrecked the U.S. economy in 2007-08. He held a pessimistic “short” position in his account on KaloBios Pharmaceuticals (KBIO)–hoping to exploit traders overly optimistic about the company. However, overnight NASDAQ trading awakened him with news that KBIO’s price had skyrocketed in frenzied trading and that Campbell now owed his broker $131,000–and Campbell’s new GoFundMe post stoically asks strangers to please help him pay that off.

LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATORS Art Basel, the annual weeklong festival for “One-Percenters” in Miami Beach, is scheduled for Dec. 1 to Dec. 6, and among the many excesses is the sale of on-demand caviar, available by text message, to be delivered in person within the hour, at $275 for a 125-gram tin. Miami New Times calls Art Basel “ComicCon for the world’s moneyed elite,” and among the extravaganzas is an “exotic dance club sheltered inside a greenhouse.” Four thousand artists, from 32 countries, are participating.

GOVERNMENT IN ACTION Charles Smith, 62, is set to drive municipal buses for Broward County, Florida, until he retires in 2020, even though his record includes 14 accidents in a recent five-year period (not enough for discipline, in that, according to contract rules, not more than four were labeled “preventable” in any two consecutive years). The bus drivers’ union president told the South Florida Sun-Sentinel that he “can’t figure out why” some drivers just get into more accidents than others. Elsewhere in transit news, notorious serial New York “joydriver” Darius McCollum, 50, commandeered yet another bus and was arrested on Nov. 11. He faces jail time, just as he has already served for more than two dozen bus- and train-”borrowing” incidents. (Based on news reports of McCollum over the years, he nonetheless might be a better bus driver than Charles Smith.)

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS The job market in Wayne County, Michigan, is apparently tough to crack, which led John Rose, 25, to the county sheriff’s office looking for a job. He finished the paper application in November and was awaiting his interview when deputies called him back. As he walked through the door, he was arrested, since a routine check had turned up numerous outstanding charges in Kentucky including multiple counts of rape, sexual abuse and sodomy. ■

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n Dec. 18, all our questions will be answered. Did J.J. Abrams deliver? Was the years’ worth of wait and hype worth it? Will Star Wars: The Force Awakens be among the best films of 2015? If Greedo shot first, does that really mean Han Solo didn’t act in cold blood? If that last sentence sounds like gibberish, this article is not for you. For most fans of this series, the experience began on the big screen. I was born the year the first Star Wars movie was released and don’t recall a time in my life when I wasn’t aware and totally enamored with all things The Force. No joke, the oldest memory I have is of seeing Star Wars in a movie theater: with a little checking, I found out the memory is from 1981, seeing a revival of the first film in a Florida movie theater. The images sent me into a rapturous state and, even at a young age, forever sealed my love of cinema. The original trilogy (Star Wars in 1977, The Empire Strikes Back in 1980 and Return of the Jedi in 1983) played on Maui during their initial theatrical releases, except... all three opened four months late. That’s right, if you were a diehard fan of The Force living on Maui in the 1970s and ‘80s, you didn’t see these May/June releases in a movie theater until August. At least, with the internet being decades away, there were no spoilers readily available...unless some knucklehead from the

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mainland told you how they ended. Truly, the only thing more irritating than Jar Jar Binks is a smarty pants spoiler sport.. I’m far from alone in my love for these movies, particularly those that involves light sabers, droids and cocky pilots who brag about The Kessel Run. Here are some more voices from Maui, recalling their favorite memories and experiences of movies that began with A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far, Far Away...

Alika Seki

Owner of Maui Comics and Collectibles I was born in 1981, so I was too young to see the originals. My introduction to Star Wars was seeing the Ewoks and Droids cartoon shows. Later on, when I went to summer camp, we were shown the trilogy on videocassette tapes. Seeing it made me finally feel like a grownup.

Greg Turner

Radio personality/Nerdwatch podcast founder My wildest memory that I have about Star Wars is the very first one, It was playing in theaters long after it was released. I remember as a young boy, I was four or five, my grandmother took me to see it at the Graumann’s Chinese Theater. I remember it fondly, watching when Ben Kenobi and Luke Skywalker are introduced and I looked over at my grandmother, who was sound asleep. For the running time of the movie, she was out like a light.

Erin Smith Honolulu Pulse columnist/former Throwdowns lead singer The early era of Star Wars and the memorabilia puts me in that early ‘80s vibe. People were wearing bowl haircuts and velour pants, so gigantic space bun hairdos seemed passable and cool. I think of my brother and sisters–we had a good childhood and it was just part of our pop culture mosaic. My brother had those Star Wars sheets. I currently have an ice cube tray that freezes water into small Han Solos frozen in carbonite. The legend lives on.

Jason David Movie critic for MAUIWatch My very first theater experience was A New Hope. When my Mom told me this, I was terrified, because that would have made me about five or so months old, and I know how little ones tend to be at the movies. According to my mom, as soon as the opening crawl hit the silver screen, I fell silent and soaked it all in. I may not remember it myself but knowing that I gave something that had such an influence on my life such attention and respect, at such a young age, makes me proud to be the nerd that I’ve become.

Chris Wong Diehard Star Wars fan

I remember watching Star Wars on Channel 4 as a movie special when I was a kid. I was captivated with the characters and vehicles. Luke in his black gear and Darth Vader were my favorites. My fond memory is that my mom would help me collect figures, vehicles, and play sets from Star Wars. We’d collect off of the figures’ cardboard backers picture checklist and the booklets inserted in the boxes (of Star Wars toys). I remember going to Long’s, Woolworth’s, Shirokiya, Ben Franklin, Craft Drugs and Valley Hardware for Star Wars stuff. We would also order from the Sears catalog. I’m still a Star Wars collector today, especially of Kylo Ren.

Ricky Jones “Buddy The Elf” in Maui OnStage’s Elf-The Musical My first Star Wars memory would have to be little toe-headed me, at the perfect age to be super excited after watching the previous two movies on VHS, standing in line for Return of the Jedi with my family, dressed up in an old white under shirt of my father’s, with a black ‘utility belt’ wrapped around my waist a couple times. And Adidas, of course, like a good little Jedi: All day I dreamt about Star Wars.

Sarah Loney Engineer/costumer At the end of my senior year of high school, I got a job at the newly opening Maui Mall Mega-

plex. Their goal was to open in time for the first Star Wars prequel–otherwise, the only theater on the island with a good-enough sound system to show it was in Lahaina. So they started hiring in April and we opened just a week before Star Wars: Episode I came out. They brought in projectionists from Oahu because they didn’t yet trust our brand-new staff. I worked in concession and that was a super crazy time especially since we were all new to the job. We were just swimming in popcorn and skating across buttery floors. The third prequel opened after I moved back from college and is the only midnight showing of a movie I’ve ever been too. I dressed up as a Sith and had a lightsaber made out of PVC, covered in orange vinyl tape.

Shaggy Jenkins Program Director KAKU-FM Unlike Star Trek, which taught people about a utopian society, Star Wars was the wild west, in space. It wasn’t up to people to “follow the rules” so much as it was that everyone had to choose a side, good or evil…Light or Dark. It taught that being a good person and doing good things is a choice we all have to make, and keep making, to defeat the Dark Side no matter where it is. And who didn’t want to be a Jedi?

Edward Galarita iii Lifelong Star Wars fan Ever since I could remember, Star Wars has always been a big part of my life. I was always amazed by the story, visual effects and the unforgettable characters. As a young child, I had a vast imagination and that movie

inspired me to be creative and got me interested in science, technology and mythology. I have an immeasurable love for the series and I’m very excited for The Force Awakens. I have nothing but high hopes.

pretty decent Chewbacca growl. So I did it for the crowd–they needed to hear a good Chewbacca growl. There are better Chewbaccas than mine, but mine will get you in the game. I think I won movie tickets to the next showing.

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Member of The Minorities When Return of the Jedi came out, I asked my Mom to take me to see it. I was crying to her, “please take me to see it.” It’s the only movie I saw seven times in the theater.

DJ Blast Star Wars made me fall in love with cinema. It was a physical reaction. It was a film in 2D that became real. It inspired me across the board in everything in do.

Jack Heller 10-year-old Star Wars fan Star Wars is awesome! I am a first-time watcher of the series. I can relate to the characters, especially Luke, because he is quiet yet brave when the battle with the empire began. I liked that Chewbacca and Han were friends, too. Darth Vader was scary but I was glad to see his Death Star explode at the end. Hooray for the good guys!

Tommy Russo MauiTime publisher When Revenge of the Sith opened at the Maui Mall, a radio station was doing a Chewbacca sound-alike contest. Half a dozen entries were horrible–not even serious. Now I’ve got a

Kit Kat Club Cabaret I remember seeing Star Wars when it first came out in the theater and thinking it was really scary. I remember wanting, very badly, hair like Princess Leia. I had a pink t-shirt with an image of Mark Hamill on the front and Star Wars written in some sort of glitter font. I wore it all the time. Those are my oldest and strongest memories of Star Wars.

Sarah “Sassin” Gray Maui Roller Girls co-founder

Return of the Jedi was my first memory of bondage/submission. I learned that the woman as a slave was a hot thing. I knew, even as a kid, that that held currency. Makes sense that I would remember the woman’s role. Sheesh, what year did that one come out? 1983? Right–seven-year-old me having this experience in outer space. Otherwise, not too memorable.

ilima Loomis Science writer/reporter

Star Wars has been part of my life for so long, I literally can’t remember the first time I saw it. We had the movies on VHS when I was growing up, and I watched them over and over. They inspired my early love of sci-

fi, and I actually think it was my voracious consumption of science fiction in my early teens that started me on the path to becoming a writer. In recent years, introducing my daughter to Star Wars and watching it with her for the first time has been a major highlight of the parenting experience so far.

Ben Lowenthal Attorney

The Phantom Menace came out when I was in high school. I stayed up all night in line with a bunch of friends and classmates. It was like a big party. Then we watched the movie. The party was over after that.

Brian Kohne Director of Get A Job and the forthcoming Kuleana I saw The Exorcist at age 10 in 1974, Jaws in 1975, then Star Wars in 1977 at Village Cinema in the Ka‘ahumanu Center between Party Pantry and the Gnu Haven restaurant (now Koho’s). Like other dumb kids, my brother and I watched the space epic repeatedly; movies were cheaper than baby sitters at the time, so our parents were happy to ditch us at the theater so they could party. Today, I’m not afraid of sharks, and am at complete ease dating women who levitate, swivel their head, and vomit in my face. But I am deathly afraid of seeing another George Lucas movie, so thankfully he’s got little to do with The Force Awakens. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more film articles, visit: mauitime.com/film

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FRIDAY, DEC. 18 KOA – Take a break from the holiday chaos and enjoy a sweet serenade by Koa, courtesy of the Lahaina Restoration Foundation. Allen Koa, ‘Aiau Koa, Richard Bissen and Mark Vaught will perform live on the Baldwin Home Museum lawn. Enjoy their old songs of Hawaii, sweet guitar strumming, bass and ‘ukulele. Limited seating is provided for kupuna; blankets, mats and low beach chairs are welcome. Free. 6-7:30pm. Baldwin Home Museum (120 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-661-3262, Lahainarestoration.org. Photo courtesy Lahaina Restoration Foundation

FRIDAY, DEC. 18

STAR WARS AFTER PARTY – A-Z Productions ions use. presents a Star Wars After Party at Da Warehouse. Following the premiere of the much anticipated feature, Star Wars fans are invited to continue the celebration–costumes and all. Guest DJs from the Las no, Vegas EDM scene will mix electro, house, techno, ht trance and dance. Expect glow sticks and light 0 shows. 18+. $10. The Warehouse Maui (200 Waiehu Beach Rd., Wailuku), Facebook.. com/IVE808. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

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WAILUKU SOULSTICE ART & MUSIC FESTIVAL – The Wailuku Soulstice Art and Music Festival lands at Kokopele this Friday through Sunday, Dec. 18-20. Highlighting live art, DJs and music, the festival will feature muralists Dolphin Dave Jimenez, Tazroc and Rachel G. In the mix will be DJ Kiawe Reef, DJ NicNac and DJ Daghe. Oh, and there will also be live music from Irie Love, Eli Mac, Gomega, Gabriel Wolfchild, The Eazy, Kelli Love, The Nomads, YMTK, Bobby Brackins and Benny Blanc. $32.64. Kokopele (93 N. Market St., Wailuku); 510-6834083, Kokopelemaui.com/#about-marquee. Photo: Jarett Lapitan

MFOL PU‘UNENE WAREHOUSE SALE – The Maui Friends of the Library (MFOL) invites bookworms to its used book sale at their Pu‘unene warehouse. Snag deals and stroll the fiction, non-fiction, oversized and children’s books selections. Children are welcome to take home a free children’s book, while teachers are invited to pick out books for their classroom–also free of cost. 8am12noon. MFOL Warehouse (behind the old Pu“unene school), Mfol.org. Photo courtesy MFOL

SATURDAY, DEC. 19 GOODNIGHT GECKO 25TH ANNIVERSARY PERFORMANCE – Celebrate 25 years with Hawaii’s beloved Goodnight Gecko at the Maui Ocean Center. Maui Academy of Performing Arts (MAPA) will present The Goodnight Gecko, the story of a little gecko that doesn’t like the night. Author Gill McBarnet will autograph books following the performance. The show will take place at the center’s “Hawaiians and the Sea” section. 11:30am-2:30pm. $18-26+. Maui Ocean Center (192 Ma`alaea Rd.), Mauioceancenter.com. Photo: Amazon

‘ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS’ – Tasty Pie Productions and Kit Kat Club Cabaret present “All I Want For Christmas” at Casanova. The evening–which will be equal parts naughty and nice–will feature the Kit Kat Club Cabaret, burlesque sensation Violetta Beretta and Maui troupe Cabaret & Cocktails. DJs Boomshot and Jay P will join the party along with video virtuoso Doug DeBoer. 21+. Music starts at 9:45pm/ show 10:30pm. $20 at the door Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.), Casanovamaui.com. Photo courtesy Kit Kat Club

SATURDAY, DEC. 19 NA LEO LANI O MAUI HOLIDAY CONCERT – Maui’s Hawaiian community choir Na Leo Lani O Maui, under the direction of Gale Wisehart and Kumu Uluwehi Guerrero, presents “Maui Kalikimaka.” Featuring special guests Halau Hula Kauluokala, the annual holiday concert celebrates Hawaiian culture and language through storytelling, song and dance. $22-30+. 7pm. ‘A’ali’ikuhonua Creative Arts Center, Seabury Hall (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao), Mauiacademy.org. Photo courtesy Maynard Olson

UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER PARTY – Down the Hatch invites you to don your ugliest Christmas attire for their Ugly Sweater Contest. Sip eggnog, partake in adult Jenga and move to the beats of DJ Illz. Bring your ugly sweater game and score points for your creativity. 10pm. Down The Hatch (658 Front St., Lahaina), Facebook.com/dthmaui. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, DEC. 19 12 DINNERS OF CHRISTMAS – Women Helping Women invites you to the dinner table now until the new year. As part of the 12 Dinners of Christmas, you or your group, church or place of employment can choose any day to prepare or purchase dinner for the women and children living in the shelter. Cater or cook a meal and bring tidings of comfort and joy during the holiday season with a warm meal for up to 25 people. 808-579-9696, Womenhelpingwomen.org. Photo courtesy WHW

SUNDAY, DEC. 20

HANDEL’S ‘MESSIAH’ – This Saturday and Sunday, Dec. 19-20, the Maui Chamber Orchestra and Maui Masterworks Chorale usher you into the holiday spirit with Handel’s Messiah. In addition to the orchestra and chorale, the concert will feature Jeremy Wong (baritone), Charles Mukaida (tenor), Molly Schad (soprano) and Tracey Bloser (alto). Maestro Robert E. Wills will host a “conversation with the composer” at 1:30pm on Sunday. 7pm on Dec. 19 / 3pm on Dec. 20. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku), MauiChamberOrchestra.org. Photo courtesy Maui Chamber Orchestra

MONDAY, DEC. 21

SANTA AT HULA GRILL – Santa returns to Hula Grill Ka‘anapali. Gather the ohana so you can greet Santa Hawaiian-style. Before his outrigger canoe arrival, keiki are invited to decorate cookies (3pm). Following his arrival, keiki will line up to share their wishes with the barefoot Saint Nick. Parking validation is available with purchase. 4pm. Hula Grill (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636, Hulagrillkaanapali.com. Photo courtesy Hula Grill

TUESDAY, DEC. 22

HULA HONEYS HOLIDAY CONCERT – Join MFOL for a holiday concert featuring The Hula Honeys at the Makawao Public Library. Na Hoku Hanohano award winners Ginger Johnson and Robyn Kneubuhl have captivated audiences with songs from Waikiki’s golden era. Call the library if special accommodations are needed. Free. 6:30pm. Makawao Public Library (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785. Photo courtesy The Hula Honeys

WEDNESDAY, DEC. 23 HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK COMMERCIAL-FREE DAY – Haleakala National Park presents the last Commercial-Free Day of the year. That’s right–no commercial tour buses or groups will be in the park. All commercial tours will be prohibited, allowing Native Hawaiians to honor the sacred mountaintop unfettered. The park will remain open to visitors. Haleakala National Park, Nps.gov. Photo courtesy National Park Service

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t makes me a little embarrassed (though I suspect I’m not alone) to admit the first time I heard of the British women’s suffrage movement was from Mary Poppins. While most will remember the scenes of Julie Andrews and her flying umbrella, the animated penguins and Dick Van Dykes’ “Steppin Time,” there was a subplot buried in that magnificent film, about where the children’s mother is while her kids are taken on fantastical adventures. The mother, named Winifred, is revealed to be a member of Emmeline Pankhurst’s British women’s suffragette movement. Winifred’s lone number, “Sister Suffragette,” memorably included the lyrics, “our daughter’s daughters will adore us, and they’ll sing in grateful chorus, well done, sister suffragette.” Pankhurst is even name dropped in the song and Winifred gleefully exclaims “Votes For Women!” repeatedly during her brief screen time. Let it be said that Mary Poppins was about so much more than just a spoonful of sugar. To finally get to the new movie, Suf-

fragette only makes me wish I were still writing about Mary Poppins, which at least had a full, more focused sense of what it’s about. Despite being directed, written by and starring some very talented women, it feels like something is missing. Carey Mulligan stars as Maud Watts, a wife and hard working mother who, in 1912, joins the woman’s rights movement and immediately finds herself and her family ostracized. Even with the encouragement of a local doctor (Helena Bonham Carter) and no less than Pankhurst herself (played by Meryl Streep), Maud’s commitment to the cause brings her imprisonment and heartache. Yet, despite overwhelming odds, she and her sisters fight on. Suffragette provides a potent, well mounted account of both the movement and the atmosphere of an oppressively sexist environment. The washed out grey look is just-right, as are the shots of clothes lines reaching across the buildings, suggesting the considerable presence, hard work and designated roles of the women who live there. Streep’s one scene as Pankhurst is, unfortunately, a quickie cameo.Yet, who better than one of our greatest film actresses to play a landmark female figure? Mulligan is pretty

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good, sinking her teeth into a number of meaty dramatic scenes, but doesn’t carry the film like she should. Neither do her co-stars or the thorough yet choppy story. Despite lots of eventful passages (involving protests, imprisonment, harrowing forced feedings and a tragedy at a race track), a steady momentum is never established. It was wise to make the mother/son relationship between Maud and her boy the heart of the film. The scene where Maud’s boy is taken from her (for reasons I won’t reveal) is gut wrenching. Yet, this aspect of the story fades in the third act. I was moved by the closing shots of the real protestors, as well as the closing pre-credits scroll. It seems this would have been much better as a documentary, without the burden of carrying a narra-

tive atop an engrossing history lesson. Considering how timely the film is, with Jennifer Lawrence’s recent essay on unfair salaries for actresses (and women in general) and Patricia Arquette’s rousing Oscar speech on the topic (which Streep demonstrably applauded), you’d think this would leave a greater impact. The screenwriter is Abi Morgan, who wrote the unforgettable Shame, and the director, Sarah Gavron, has a feel for staging scenes with massive extras, towering sets and lived in details. There’s enough here to spark discussion and further interest, with enough entertainment value and a swift pace to keep it from becoming a formulaic Hollywood history lesson. Still, while superior to Mary Poppins on the subject of woman’s suffrage, it doesn’t cut deep enough. ■

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Film

by Alex Mitchell

Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Sisters -R- THU 7:00 10:00, FRI-TUE 10:45 11:45 1:30 2:30 4:15 5:15 7:00 8:00 9:40 10:20 Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Road Chip- PGFRI-SAT 10:15 11:15 12:30 1:30 2:45 3:45 5:00 6:00 7:15 8:15 9:30 10:30, SUN 11:15 12:30 1:30 2:45 3:45 5:00 6:00 7:15 8:15 9:30 10:30,, MON-TUE 10:15 11:15 12:30 1:30 2:45 3:45 5:00 6:00 7:15 8:15 9:30 10:30 Good Dinosaur - PG13- 2D THU 10:45 11:45 1:00 2:00 3:20 4:20 5:40 7:00 8:00 9:30 10:20, FRI-TUE 12:20 2:50 5:10 7:30 9:50 Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2- PG13- THU 10:30 12:30 1:30 3:45 4:45 7:00 8:00 9:50, FRIMON 12:30 3:45 7:00 9:50, TUE 12:30 3:45 The Big Short- TUE 7:00 9:50 The Night Before- R- THU 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:20 7:45 10:10 A Second Chance- THU 11:00 1:45 4:35 7:20 10:05

7:00 8:30 10:20 11:50. 2D FRI-WED 10:00 11:00 1:50 2:10 3:50 5:40 7:10 9:00 10:00 11:50, 3D FRIWED 9:00 10:30 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:20 2:40 3:20 4:40 5:10 6:10 6:40 8:00 8:30 9:30 10:30 11:20. Miracle On 34th Street- PG- SUN 2:00 7:00 In The Heart Of The Sea- PG13- 2D THU 1:50 4:30 7:40, 3D 12:40 4:50. 2D FRI-WED 10:40 4:40 10:30, 3D FRI-WED 1:00 7:00. Krampus-PG13- THU 11:20 3:30 11:00, FRIWED 9:50 12:20 2:50 5:20 7:50 10:40 Creed-PG13- THU 11:20 12:40 3:40 7:50, FRIWED 10:30 1:30 4:30 7:30 10:50 Spectre-PG13- THU 11:30 2:10 7:20, FRI-WED

9:50 1:00 4:10 7:20 10:40 Spotlight-R- THU 11:30 2:00 4:50 10:40, FRIWED 10:00 4:00 10:00 Brooklyn-PG13- THU 11:30 2:30 5:10 8:20 10:50, FRI-WED 1:40 7:40 Victor Frankenstein- PG13- THU 11:30 2:10 11:00 Love The Coopers-PG13- THU 11:30 2:20 4:50 5:20 The Peanuts Movie-G- 2D THU 11:40 2:40 4:50 7:20 10:40 Suffragette- PG13 FRI-WED 11:30 2:40 5:20 Bridge of Spies-PG13- THU 11:30 2:10 5:10 7:50 A Royal Night Out- PG13- THU 2:00

THURSDAY, FRIDAY & SATURDAY DECEMBER 17, 18 & 19TH

LUKAS NELSON

& PROMISE OF THE REAL WITH SPECIAL GUEST LILY MEOLA PRESENTED BY KAOI

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SUN | 12/20

NFL SUNDAY TICKET! BREAKFAST SERVED 7AM

DON’T MISS OUR BLOODY MARY BAR!

MON | 12/21

CHARLEY’S LIVE BAND OPEN MIC & JAM 7PM-10PM • NO COVER

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TUES | 12/22

658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

HOWARD AHIA

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The Good Dinosaur- PG- 2D THU 1:00 6:50, 3D 4:00. 2D FRI-SUN 1:00 6:30, 3D 4:00 9:00. 2D MON 2D 1:00 6:00, 3D 4:00. 2D TUE 1:00 6:30, 3D 4:00 9:00. WED 2D 1:00 6:00, 3D 4:00. Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2- PG13- THU 12:00 3:35 7:00, FRI-SUN 12:30 3:35 6:45 9:50, MON 12:30 3:35 6:45, TUE 12:30 3:35 6:45 9:50, WED 12:30 3:35 6:45 Creed- PG13- THU 12:15 3:45 7:10, FRI-SUN 12:45 3:45 7:00 10:00, MON 12:45 3:45 7:00, TUE 12:45 3:45 7:00 10:00, WED 12:45 3:45 7:00

RANDAL ROSPOND

6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER 142 HANA HWY a PAIA a 808.579.8085

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Star Wars: The Force Awakens- PG13- 2D THU 7:30 8:00 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:50 11:20 12:20, 3D THU

Star Wars: The Force Awakens opens this week EVENTS

NEW THIS WEEK

back again, this time as a trainer for Adonis Creed, the son of Rocky’s late former rival Apollo Creed. 132 min.

ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS: THE ROAD CHIP - PG - Animation/Comedy - After a big misunderstanding, Alvin and the Chipmunks try to stop Dave from marrying some chick in Miami. 86 min.

THE GOOD DINOSAUR - PG - Animation/Adventure - A dinosaur makes friends with a human, which is all manner of impossible but whatever it’s a Disney/Pixar cartoon. 100 min.

THE BIG SHORT - R - Drama/Biography - Four outsiders take on the big banks for their greed during the big housing market collapse in the mid-2000s. 130 min.

HUNGER GAMES: THE MOCKINGJAY PART 2 PG13 - Adventure/SciFi - Katniss must lead her revolutionary army to victory against President Snow while everything hangs in the balance because war, etc. 137 min.

MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET - NR - Family/ Christmas - A nice old man claims to be Santa Claus, and an attorney fights to keep him from being committed to an asylum. 96 min. SISTERS - R - Comedy - Two sisters throw one last house party before their family home gets sold. Stars Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. 118 min. STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - Thirty-two years isn’t so long to wait for a sequel to Return of the Jedi, right? 135 min.

NOW PLAYING BROOKLYN - PG13 - Drama/Romance - An Irish immigrant falls in love after arriving in Brooklyn in the 1950s, then must choose between her new home and her old. 111 min. CREED - PG13 - Drama/Sports - Rocky Balboa is

IN THE HEART OF THE SEA - PG13 - Action/ Adventure - A really pissed off sperm whale destroys a whaling ship in 1820, leaving survivors at the mercy of the ocean for 90 days. 121 min. KRAMPUS - PG13 - Comedy/Horror - A boy accidentally summons a Christmas demon to his home. Based on true events. 98 min. SPECTRE - PG13 - Action/Thriller - Daniel Craig is back as superspy James Bond, once again saving the world from some evil genius. Directed by Sam Mendes. 148 min. SPOTLIGHT - R - History/Drama - The story of how the Boston Globe uncovered a big child molestation scandal within the Catholic Church. 128 min.

LAST CHANCE BRIDGE OF SPIES - PG13 - Drama - Tom

Hanks stars in this Cold War story as an American lawyer tasked with getting a spyplane pilot released from the Soviet Union. Directed by Steven Spielberg. 142 min. LOVE THE COOPERS - PG13 - Comedy - Four generations of one family get together for Christmas. Hilarity apparently ensues. Stars a bunch of famous actors. 106 min. THE NIGHT BEFORE - R - Comedy - On Christmas Eve, three friends (two of which are Jewish) roam New York City looking for the best Christmas party. 101 min. A ROYAL NIGHT OUT - PG13 - Drama/Romance - On VE Day in London in 1945, Princesses Elizabeth and Margaret join in the celebrations. 97 min. A SECOND CHANCE - NR - Drama/Thriller - Danish movie about two cops who question their motives when confronted with real tragedy and injustice. 102 min.

FIRSTLIGHT FILMS

SUN, Dec 20/ SAT & SUN Dec 26-27 see MAUIFILMFESTIVAL.COM for titles and times He’s Back and with Guests!

MAHERMAGEDDON BILL MAHER plus David Spade & Jeff Ross FRI Jan 1 7:30 pm Castle

Two Locally Produced Films about Preserving Hawai‘i

THE ROOTS OF ‘ULU SONS OF HALAWA SAT Jan 2 7:00 pm McCoy The Extraordinary Voices Of The All-Male A Capella YouTube Sensations

SUFFRAGETTE - PG13 - Drama/History - The story of the women who faced great adversity and brutality in their fight for the right to vote. See this week’s film review. 106 min.

STRAIGHT NO CHASER SUN Jan 3 7:30 pm Castle

VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN - PG13 - Drama/ SciFi - It’s the story of Frankenstein, but from the perspective of Igor (which, as you know, should be pronounced “eye-gor”). Stars Daniel Radcliffe and James McAvoy. 109 min.

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CASANOVA’S FAMOUS LADIES NIGHT DJ TRVR - DJ KURT MUSIC STARTS @ 10PM + $10 COVER

THURSDAY DECEMBER 17TH

MAUI HIGH LITE BAND ARNAUD LAOUBAYI & BRET BALEKITA MUSIC AND DANCES FROM CONGO FRIDAY DECEMBER 18TH

THE OFFICIAL PARTY AFTER THE 3RD FRIDAY PARTY IN MAKAWAO

JAMIE GALLO & HER ALL STARS BAND

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BIG SHOWS HOT AFRO RHYTHM BEATS - Thu. Dec 17. Enjoy an evening of amazing music with the Maui High Life Band and special guests Arnaud Loubayi and Bret Arnold Balekita. 21 and over. $10. 9pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamakawao.com LUKAS NELSON AND THE PROMISE OF THE REAL - Thu. Dec 17, Fri. Dec 18 & Sat. Dec 19. KAOI is proud to present Lukas Nelson and The Promise of the Real with special guest Lily Meola for three nights this weekend! 21 and over. $30. 9:30pm. Charleys Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808579-8085; Charleysmaui.com MAKAWAO TOWN PARTY - Fri. Dec 18. Celebrate the holidays and enjoy festivities and entertainment with vocalist Rosalind Modica, keyboardist/vocalist Gene Argel, guitarist Joshua Hearl and percussionist Renato Guasconi. The evening will be full of jazz and blues, traditional holiday music, great food, holiday shopping, community, and joy for the season. Free. 5:30pm. Makawao Town Party, (1202 Makawao Ave.); Mauifridays.com FIRSTLIGHT ACADEMY SCREENINGS Sun. Dec 20. FirstLight is where Maui meets film screenings each holiday season. VIP Passes $48 (includes four admissions), single tickets $16. 5pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MELELANA PRESENTS GREGG KARUKAS & SHELBY FLINT - Sun. Dec 20. Hear Grammy winning keyboardist Gregg Karukas and legendary singer Shelby Flint. They will perform selections from their Home For The Holidays album. Also performing will be Danny Meola on bass and Paul Marchetti on drums. Included with your ticket is a generous selection of wine appetizers to enjoy and valet parking. 5:30pm. Melelana, (78 Auoli Dr., Makawao); 808-298-8837; Kaukas.bpt.me RASTA WEDNESDAY - Wed. Dec 23. Come chill with DJ Irie Dole as he helps you get your groove on. Best Reggae jams from Paia to Kapalua. 10pm. Paradise Grill, (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700; Paradisegrillkb.com

STAGE SHOWS MARK TWAIN - Fri. Dec 18. Enjoy a performance of “An evening with Mark Twain” by Rick Scheideman. With humor and wisdom Mark Twain shares aspects of his fascinating life including his time on Maui. The romantic Pioneer Inn Courtyard is the setting for this unique and entertaining experience with a talk-back Twain session immediately following the performance. $20. 6pm. The Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St, Lahaina); 808-276-4201; Pioneerinn-maui.com HERB OHTA JR, JON YAMASATO & SLACK KEY SHOW OHANA - Wed. Dec 23. This will be a fun slack key infused Hawaiian music holiday party. $37.99. 7:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort Aloha Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Napilikai.com JOEL KATZ - Wed. Dec 23. Enjoy a live performance with Joel Katz on his Hawaiian steel guitar. 5:15pm. Mulligans on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

FOODIE SCENE SUSHI WITH CHEF IVAN BERSAMIN & CHEF TOM KAMIJO - Thu. Dec 17. Join them at their new sushi bar. 5pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com ALL YOU CAN EAT BREAKFAST BUFFET - Fri. Dec 18. Celebrate the holiday season with your family and friends, and enjoy a delicious all you can eat breakfast buffet. $12. 8am. Kono’s on the Green, (470 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-633-4220; Konosonmaui.com

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PIG ROAST & COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON KICK-OFF - Sat. Dec 19. Celebrate the start of NCAA football bowl season with a pig roast. The sports bar will also show NBA and NHL games throughout the day. While you watch, enjoy a Pig Roast Plate Lunch for $16, Kombucha-based cocktails for $7 each and Happy Hour draft beer prices during the event. 12pm. Pailolo Bar and Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com MAUIANO’S PIZZA BACKYARD BRUNCH Sun. Enjoy delicious fritatas, paninis, breakfast pi’s, and BBQ specials. 10am. Mauiano’s Pizzeria, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0791; Pi808.com CHARLEY’S BLOODY SUNDAYS - Sun. Dec 20. The best and only Bloody Mary bar on Maui. 7am. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com SUNDAY BRUNCH - Sun. Dec 20. A Cow Pig Bun Menu and NFL Sunday Ticket? That sounds about right. 9am. Cow Pig Bun, (535 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-875-8100. CHEF MAJIK - Sun. Dec 20. Join Chef Majik from Aria Restaurant for a free cooking demonstration. Fustini’s will also be offering a free gift with purchase. 2pm. Fustini’s Oils and Vinegars, (Shops at Wailea, 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-868-4351; Fustinis.com SUNDAY OHANA BARBECUE NIGHTS - Sun. Dec 20. Spago will host a family-style ohana barbecue night that includes delectable options such as Whole Roasted Suckling Pig; Barbecue Baked Beans in Ti Leaf; Sweet Corn Bread; Hawaiian Potato Salad; Smoked Kula Onions; Roasted Yellow Beets; Brussel Sprouts; and Apple Pie with Macadamia Ice Cream. Tickets are $48 and must be reserved for whole table. 5:30pm. Spago, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8000; Fourseasons.com KO SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Go early–the laulau special is first-come, firstserved and does sell out. 5pm. Ko, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com UNCORKED - Sun, Dec 20. Wine series hosted by Sommelier Vanessa Lampson. Tastings from a variety of regions around the globe such as Sicily, the Loire Valley, the Iberian Peninsula and America’s West Coast. Enjoy light bites from Cane and Canoe’s menu developed by Sous Chef Davis Hood created specifically to pair with each week’s wines. Price includes three glasses of wine and light appetizers. Advanced reservations required. $35. 5pm. Cane and Canoe Bar-Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808662-6681; Montagehotels.com/kapalua WINE SOCIAL - Sun & Mon. Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. 5pm. Pulehu An Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com PLANTATION HOUSE WINE SERIES - Daily. The monthly wine series is back on with the specials from selected featured wineries each month. Executive Chef Jojo Vasquez will create specialty-pairing menus for each monthly series and phenomenal specials will be available on selected premium bottles. 2pm. Plantation House, (2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6299; Theplantationhouse.com LUAU DINNER SHOW - Tue. Dec 22. The Ka‘anapali Beach Club is proud to announce their new luau dinner show–‘Huaka‘I–Journey through Polynesia.’ The luau festivities include traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations and fantastic luau buffet. The hula performances are beautiful and all will enjoy the fire knife dance finale. 6pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 808-661-2000; Diamondresorts.com

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Saturday Night Diva w/ DJ Firefly, 10pm

Snow Glow Party w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm

PURE: Top 40, House & EDM w/DJ Big Mike

House Party Saturdays w/ DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamikaze

Service Industry NIght House Music w/DJ Big Mike

Maui High Lite Band w/ special guests, music and dance from Congo, 9pm

3rd Friday Afterparty w/ Jamie Gallo & Her All Stars Band, 10pm

KitKat Cabaret “All I Want For Christmas,” $10

Lukas Nelson & The Promise of the Real w/ Lily Meola, 9:30pm

NFL Sunday Ticket (Bloody Mary Bar starts at 7am)

MON- Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7pm, TUE-Howard Ahia 6:30pm, WED-Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

Will Hartzag (time tba)

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Night of The Living Dread w/ Marty Dread, $10, 10pm

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz 7:30-10pm WED-Kaleo Philips

NFL/ Satterday Saints, 9:30pm

EDM Nights, 9pm

NFL@ 3:25pm, John Ness 8pm

NFL ALL DAY!

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The Fultones

The Houseshakers

Kona Storm

Paul Marchetti Band

MON-Kanekoa, TUE- Andrew Corradini, WED- Cole Sulenta

Kanoa, 9pm

Dat Guyz, 9pm

Island Reggae, 9pm

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm

BLACK ROCK LOUNGE Sheraton Maui Resort, 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy, 661-0031

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

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ART SCENE

Gallery. 10am. Grand Wailea, (3850 Wailea Alanui); 808-875-1234; Grandwailea.com

MARTY WOLFF - Thu. Dec 17. Lahaina Arts Society will have Marty Wolff’s marine and land photography developed on metal. Matted prints will be available as well. 8am. Lahaina Arts Society Old Jail Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahaina-arts.com

YASHA TAYLOR - Fri. Dec 18. Yasha Taylor’s jewelry designs incorporate gemstones and fine beads with gold and silver metal forming techniques. 11am. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com

HUI HOLIDAYS 2015 - Fri. Nov 27 - Thu. Dec 24. The Hui’s highly anticipated “Hui Holidays” artisan showcase returns with a winter wonderland of local and handmade items for everyone on your list. 9am. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com

FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Dec 18. Lahaina Printsellers invites you to visit their gallery. They will have live music and free mai tais for you while you check out their artist of the week. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com

HO MAI KA HALA: BRING FORTH THE HALA - In collaboration with the Bishop Museum, the MACC presents “Nani I Ka Hala: Weaving Hawai‘i.” Accompanying the exhibit is the exhibition “Ho Mai Ka Hala: Bring Forth the Hala.” The collection presents the work of contemporary Lauhala weavers in Hawaii. Lauhala weaving transfers all cultural knowledge (style, traditions, patterns and resources; language, beliefs, protocols, stories, relationships) and distinguishes the genealogical line of the weaver. 10am. Schaefer International Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org

ARIEL QUIROZ - Sat. Dec 19. Ariel conveys and evokes emotions and ideas, whether philosophical, aesthetic or spiritual. Her work stimulates the imagination and translate feelings into images that invite responses of joy and the value of humanity. 12pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; mauihands.com

WHALES & WINTER MIGRATION - Thu. Dec 17. Explore Maui and the winter migration of the North Pacific Humpback Whales to Hawaii’s waters with Master Photographer Douglas Jay Hoffman. Douglas is well-know for fine art photographs of whales, coral reefs, marine life, island scenes, beaches, sunsets and waterfalls. 3pm. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/Kapalua-Bay RESORT ART COLLECTION TOUR - Fri. Dec 18. Learn about Grand Wailea’s extensive museum quality art collection, the largest resort collection in Hawaii. Tour meets and starts at NaPua

WED- Wild Wahine Wednesday w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm $10 cover

MON-Karaoke, MNF, TUE-Rick G 4-8pm, Karaoke 9pm, WED- Rick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9pms

Latin Night w/ DJ Danny Q, 11pm, cover

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

FABULOUS FEATHER CREATIONS - Thu. Dec 17. Lahaina Arts Society will feature the amazing Feather Art of Ellen Levinsky. Using colorful parrot, peacock, pheasant and other bird feathers, she creates beautiful scenes of dancers, butterflies, Hawaiian petroglyphs and unique mandala designs. 11am. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com

MON-X-mas Movies w/DJ Firefly, 10pm, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays & Latin Dance w/ DJ Firefly,10pm, WED-Wine Down w/ DJ Firefly,10pm

Le Grind X-mas Edition w/ DJ Blast, 10pm

SIN w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm

ARTISTS AT THE TEA BOX - Sat. Dec 19. What goes better together than art and tea? Enjoy sipping your favorite cup of tea while watching Maui’s premiere artists do their thing. 12pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com 2015 HOLIDAY BAZAAR & ART SHOW SOIREE - Sat. Dec 19. Featuring local small business vendors, including a beverage bar with local coffee, tea and kombucha. The entry fee will be either an unwrapped gift for someone less fortunate, or a cash donation for the Hawaii Wildlife Fund. 12pm. Goin Left, (143 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-868-3805; Goinleft.com CECILIA BAHENA - Mon. Dec 21. Bahena will be painting live and have her works on display. She works in a broad range of mediums, from traditional oils and pastels to the integration of images and handmade/painted papers in her collage pieces. 10:30am. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com JEANNE YOUNG - Tue. Dec 22. Come meet Jeanne, and watch her painting process and techniques. 1pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com AMY TESSIER - Wed. Dec 23. Her art ranges from pastels to watercolor and acrylics, frequently embel-

lished with torn papers, gesso, shiny objects, foil and other oddments that may provide interest and dimension. 11am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com

HULA BY TE TIARE PATITIFA - Thu. Dec 17. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

CALENDAR OF EVENTS

KIRTAN & MANTRA MEDITATION - Fri. Kirtan and Mantra meditation with Krishna Japa Das and friends. Dancing, chanting and refreshments. Free, but donations appreciated. 7pm. Maui Yoga Shala, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-283-4123; Maui-yoga.com

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 17 VISIT SANTA - Yup, he’s here! 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com PICNIC FOR POKI - Thu. Dec 17. Our featured guest will be Na Leo Lani O Maui, a community choir under the direction of Gale Wisehart and Uluwehi Guerrero. The choir will sing Hawaiian and Christmas favorites. There will be delicious fresh baked cookies and coffee from the Roselani Place kitchen. Bring your lunch, a lawn chair, and most importantly, bring a friend. Free. 11am. Ka‘ahumanu Church, (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-871-7720. STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS PREMIER PARTY - Thu. Dec 17. Join in celebration with all of Maui’s Star Wars fans! 4pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com HARP FOR THE HOLIDAYS - Thu. Dec 17. See local harpist Lily Swan perform holiday-themed music. 5:30pm. Hana Public Library, (4111 Hana Hwy., Hana); 808-248-4848. UH MAUI BUSINESS HOSPITALITY DEGREE WORKSHOP - Thu. Dec 17. Discover the UH Business Hospitality and Tourism Bachelor’s and Certificate Degree Programs Available on Maui. 6pm. UH Maui College, (Laulima Room 108, Wailuku). BELLY DANCE CLASSES - Thu, Tue & Wed. These classes focuses on strength, flexibility and muscle control as a solid foundation for dance. Sweat, stretch, and strengthen the muscles you need for snappy hips and fluid movements. Thursday and Tuesday classes are beginner and Wednesday is choreography. $17. 9am. Afterglow Yoga, (1942 Main St., Wailuku); 808268-9723; Afterglowyoga.com THE BENOITS - Thu. Dec 17. Check out the Benoits as they perform their sweet island jazz at Whalers Village. 7pm. Whalers Village, (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4567; Whalersvillage.com

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COCONUT WEAVING - Fri. Join Bolly Helekahi for the 2015 Hana No‘eau cultural demonstration series. Bring your family and friends and learn the ancient art of Hawaiian coconut weaving. Call for location info. Free. 1pm. Kipahulu District, (Haleakala National Park); 808-572-4400; Nps.gov/hale WAILUKU FRIDAY FARMER’S MARKET - Fri. Come to Pau Hana Kava Cafe for local, organic, food, beverages and handmade goods. Pau Hana Kava Cafe will be showcasing organic produce, raw cold-pressed juices, kombucha, kava, raw food, Middle Eastern Cuisine, fresh coconut water, succulent arrangements, essential oils and jewelry. Free. 4pm. Pau Hana Kava Cafe, (2070 W. Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-298-6926.

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 19 10TH ANNUAL PAIA GIVES - Sat. Dec 19. Paia Gives is a celebration of holiday cheer and giving. Merchants will have specials, raffles and parties in honor of their favorite charities. 4pm. Paia Town, (Baldwin Ave., Paia); Paiamaui.com YOGA FOR EVERY BODY - Sat & Wed. Enjoy a free, open to the public yoga class in Kihei with certified yoga instructor Gylian Solay. Free. 8am. Gylian Solay, (North Kihei); 808-344-8068; Gyliansolay.com VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - Sat. Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am. North Sugar Cane Train Station, (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808-249-8811; Volunteersonvacation.org

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Crunch Pups

Ladies Night w/ DJ Blast

8 Track Players

Annie & The Orphans

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MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

UKULELE STRUMMING WORKSHOP - Sat. Dec 19. Learn unique ukulele strums to sing-along songs as you “Play Along with Mele Fong.” Learn how to play without looking at music sheets. 10am. Bailey House Museum, (2375-A Main St., Wailuku); 808244-3326; Mauimuseum.org YOGA FOR LOWER BACK PAIN - Sat. Dec 19. Join Megan for this informative and empowering two hour workshop to learn tools and techniques you can do at home to help you manage, reduce and hopefully alleviate lower back pain. $25. 11am. Body Alive Yoga and Movement Studio, (1995 Main St., Wailuku); 808-359-1060; Bodyaliveyoga.com AWA TASTING & TALK STORY - Sat. Dec 19. Join Kahuna, Jerry Konanui, Native Hawaiian Awa and Kalo Farmer from the Big Island for awa tasting and a talk story session. $25. 4pm. Pau Hana Kava Cafe, (2070 W. Vineyard St, Wailuku); 808-359-1060. SALSA NIGHT - Sat. Enjoy the Smokehouse’s favorite three $4 drinks specials; well drinks, tequila, and fireballs with a long night of dancing. 10pm. Smokehouse BBQ Bar and Grill, (930 Wainee St., Lahaina); 808-667-7005; Smokehousebbqbarandgrillmaui.com

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 20 STORY TIME WITH READ ALOUD AMERICA - Sun. Dec 20. Enjoy great stories with Aunty Joanne. All children present will receive a healthy snack and a new book too. 2pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com HOLIDAY HULA BY HAA HEO O MAUI - Sun. Dec 20. 11:00am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com TUBA CHRISTMAS & HULA BY TE TIARE PATITIFA - Sun. Dec 20. 12pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Dec 13. At Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio 9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com LIVE NATIVITY SCENE - Sun. Dec 20. Come see live characters and animals depicting the birth of Jesus Christ. 5pm. Haiku Bible Church, (1121 Kokomo Rd., Haiku); 808-575-2136.

MONDAY, DECEMBER 21 HOLIDAY HYPNOSIS WITH JOSHUA BLUE Mon. Dec 21. 17 and up, $10 at the door. 8pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-

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6550; Proartspacific.com HULA SHOW BY TE TIARE PATITIFA - Mon. Dec 14. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show with Te Tiara Patitifa. 10:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com MONDAY FUN RUN - Mon. Dec 21. 5pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com WINTER SOLSTICE SACRED SOUND & LIGHT CEREMONY - Mon. Dec 21. Join them for a special Community Ritual complete with music, sound healing, sacred anointing, and a Divine Light Transmission. Suggested Donation $20. Pre-order tickets at BlackSwanTemple.org. 7pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 22 STANDOUT SUBJECT LINES GET OPEN, GET READ, GET REAL RESULTS - Tue. Dec 22. Are your emails, blogs, or posts being ignored? Join Mckenna Hallett as she explores what will get your subject lines working or NOT working! Learn to capture the attention and interest of your audience. 12pm. Maui County Business Resource Center, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu St., Kahului); 808-873-8247. FREE UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Free ukulele lessons, because it’s never too late to learn how to play the ukulele. Free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 23 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - Wed. You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Road bikes recommended. Free. 6:55am. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com MAUI COUNTY COUNCIL BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA ANNUAL BANQUET - Wed. Dec 23. The night’s theme is “Super Heroes.” The organization will be celebrating all the accomplishments of Maui County Council in 2015, with guest speaker Major General John Harrel. $20 per person for catered meal or $150 for a catered table up to eight people. 5:30pm. LDS Maui Lani Stake Center, (1300 Maui Lani Parkway, Kahului). UKULELE MIX PLATE - Wed. Mele Ukulele and The Shops at Wailea invite everyone to Ukulele Mix Plate this week! With more than 20 years in

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Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Soul Kitchen, 7-9pm

Celtic Tigers, 7-9:30pm

MON-Joyce & Gord, TUE- Mulligans Magic Show 6:30pm, WED- Celtic Xmas w/Glen Issis Band 7-9:30pm

the business, Mele Ukulele has developed great relationships with Maui’s best ukulele teachers. 6pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com INDIAN MUSIC AND DANCE - Wed. Manju Chattopadhyay is from Calcutta, India. Gifted with a honey-sweet voice, she has studied and performed Tagore songs, devotional music, folk and North Indian classical music. 6:30pm. Maui Yoga Shala, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-283-4123; Maui-yoga.com

LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI CANE AND CANOE BAR - Thu, Gary Larson 7-9pm; Fri, Kapali Keahi 7-9pm; Sat, Daniel Querubin 7-9pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 7-9pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 7-9pm; Tue, Brian Haia 7-9pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 7-9pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Montagehotels.com/kapalua CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Adam Masterson 7:30-10pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:3010pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; Mon, Dave Carrol 7:3010pm; Tue, Jordon Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Wed, Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; Captainjacksmaui.com CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 4:3010:30pm; Fri, Joe Benedett and Harry Troupe 4:3010:30pm; Sat, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Sun, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-10:30pm; Tue, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Wed, Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; Wed, Joe Benedett and Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com CHEESEBURGER ISLAND STYLE - Thu, Mark Burnett 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Brooks Maguire 5:308:30pm; Sat, Brooks Maguire 5:30-8:30pm; (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8990. COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:3010pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Wed, Benny Uytake 7:30-10pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Thu, Peter D and Garrett Probst (Ukulele Boys) 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Tim Osbourne 6-8:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana 3-5pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm;

Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana 3-5pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Tue, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Tue, Roy Kato and Guest 6-8:30pm; Wed, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Wed, Puhi Ko 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Thu, The Fultones 7-9:30pm; Fri, The House Shakers 7-9:30pm; Sat, Kona Storm 7-9:30pm; Sun, Rick G 7-9:30pm; Sun, Paul Marchetti Band 7-7pm; Mon, Rick G 7-9:30pm; Mon, Andrew Corradini 7-9:30pm; Mon, Kanekoa 7-9:30pm; Tue, Andrew Corradini 7-9pm; Tue, The House Shakers 7-9:30pm; Wed, Cole Sulenta 7-9:30pm; (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-6696425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com HULA GRILL - Thu, Kealii Lum and Naiwi Teruya 2-2pm; Thu, Damon Parillo and Kaniala Masone 6-6pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11am-1pm; Fri, Maa and Aloha Friday Hula Show 2-2pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato and Friends 6-6pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 2-2pm; Sat, Danyel Alana and Friends 6-6pm; Sun, Maa 2-2pm; Sun, Lahui 6-8pm; Mon, Maa 2-2pm; Mon, Kulewa 6-6pm; Tue, Da Barefoot Warrior 2-2pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6-6:30pm; Wed, Ernest Puaa, Roy Kato and Kamuela Hamakua 6am8pm; Wed, Danyel Alana 2-2pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com JAPENGO - Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:308:30pm; Fri, Elaine Ryan 5:30-7:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukaua 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Josh Sumibcay 5:30-7:30pm; (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4796; Japengomaui.com JAVA JAZZ AND SOUP NUTZ - Thu, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Mon, The Soundlab 7-10pm; Wed, Fulton Tashombe 7-10pm; (3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-667-0787; Javajazz.net KIMO’S RESTAURANT - Thu, Maa 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Tori Dixon Band 8:30-10:30pm; Sat, Maa 6:308:30pm; Sun, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Mon, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Tue, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811; Kimosmaui.com LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Thu, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Joseph Chee 7:30-9:30pm; Wed, Scotty Rotten 7:30-9:30pm; (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-6610700; Lahainapizzacompany.com LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm; (843 Wainee St., Lahaina); 808-667-6655; Lahainasportsbar.com

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LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret and Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD and Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD and Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret and Josh 3-5pm; (2435 Kaanapali Pkwy Bldg J, Lahaina); 808-661-4495; Leilanis.com LONGHI’S - Sat, Evan Shulman 6:30-9pm; Sun, The Two Cats 6:30-9pm; Tue, SummerSet 6:309pm; Tue, The Tori Dixon Duo 6:30-9pm; (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB AND GRILL - Thu, Far West 6-9pm; Fri, Codae Music, EliMac, Irie Love, Kelli Love and Gomega 6-9pm; Sat, David Kaye 6-9pm; Mon, Nestor Ugale 7-10pm; (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808; Luluslahaina.com MAUIANO’S PIZZERIA - Fri, Nestor Ugale 6-8pm; Sun, Sunday Brunch 10am-2pm; (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0791; Pi808.com MERRIMAN’S - Thu, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolfberg 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808669-6400; Merrimanshawaii.com/kapalua OCEAN POOL BAR AND GRILL - Fri, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Mon, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/oceanpool OHANA BAR AND GRILLE - Thu, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Fri, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Sat, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Sun, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Mon, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Tue, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Wed, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 808-667-1337. PAILOLO BAR AND GRILL - Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm; Mon, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm; Tue, Ukulele/ Pop 5-8pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-6673200; Westinkaanapali.com PIONEER INN GRILL AND BAR - Thu, Greg di Piazza and Alana Cini 6-9pm; Mon, Kalani 6-9pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9pm; (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-3636; Pioneerinnmaui.com SANGRITA GRILL AND CANTINA - Thu, Live Flamenco Music by Indio and Avi 6:30-8:30pm; (2580 Kekaa Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-6000; Sangritagrill.com SEA HOUSE - Thu, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Fri, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Sun, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Sun, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Mon, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Tue, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Wed, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Na-

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Ladies Night, 10pm

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FREE Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; $4 cover

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Louise Lambert Trio, 7:30-10:30pm

Skip, 6:30-8:30pm

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THE CLIFF DIVE GRILL - Thu, Tim Osborne 6:30-8pm; Fri, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm; Sat, Larry Golis and Hollis Lee 6:30am-8:30pm; Mon, Larry Golis 6:30-8pm; Tue, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm; Wed, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm; (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Cliffdivegrillmaui.com

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Out of sight, out of mind, eh? That strategy may have worked for you so far this winter, but the problem is that some of your messes won’t stay swept under the rug. In fact, they’re about to crawl back out from under it, and you won’t be able to escape them so easily again. Don’t back down or run from this shit. It’ll just get worse from here. The forms your problems present themselves in this week are the simplest they’ll ever be. Putting off solving them will just complicate your life. It’ll never get easier than it is right now. Roll up your sleeves and get to it. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Aquarians aren’t especially acquisitive creatures so it’s difficult for you to get into the often quite materialistic holiday mindset of your fellow humans. I’m sure you breathed a sigh of relief this week that the gift-giving season is mostly over. Unfortunately, it’s not, exactly. Your happiness, this upcoming year, is largely predicated upon how generous you are. The more you give, the happier–and yes, probably, poorer–you’ll be. Being self-centered is no crime–especially when you’re as fascinating as you are–but it’s kind of a well-researched topic by now. Being so selfless, however, is sort of a new thing, which will be a lot more satisfying (and fascinating) once you get the hang of it, anyway.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

All it takes is one Piscean look of disdain and you’re loaded up with all kinds of doubt. That “been there, done that” look your watery cousins are so good at pulling can make you wonder if you’re wasting your life in pursuit of goals that don’t matter. Ultimately, who gives a crap about others’ opinions? You don’t have to answer to them. The question that’s important: Have you already been there and done that? If not, shouldn’t you get a chance to give it a whirl? Well, then, maybe they’re right. Do you really need to ride that ride again, or is it time to move on to something new?

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FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) is hell on Leos. You hate the feeling of missing out on something. Whether it’s a new trend, a special moment, or a fantastic party, you want to be involved. Unfortunately, there’s too much going on this week for you to be part of even a small fraction of what you wish you could. Time to pick and choose. Resist the temptation to do more than is realistic or reasonable. Pursuing that urge would be disastrous: Instead of having three fantastic experiences, you’d get a dozen nearly pointless half-experiences, virtually eclipsed by the stressful (and thus more vivid) transitions between them. Stick with the best handful and let the rest go, would you? VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

You’re crazy psychic, so guessing what’s going on inside other people–even when they’re crap at expressing it–is no sweat. Thus it may be difficult for you to wrap your head around just how mystifyingly unpredictable and exasperatingly incomprehensible you and your motivations can be for others. Expressing your frustration when they’re clueless, however, isn’t necessarily the best way to encourage intimacy, nor is the ever-so-slightly unreasonable demand that those around you become as psychic as you are. A few gentle lessons–“Understanding How I Work, For Dummies”–are definitely in order.

I’m thrilled about my new apartment–mostly because it has a balcony. This, of course, does me almost no good in the dead of winter. My excitement, therefore, has to do with the anticipation of future good times out there, not with anything that’s actually going on now. Sound familiar? You, too, have pinned most of your current well-being on something that may or may not happen later. Fine–to a certain extent. Go ahead and gleefully anticipate your future fun. But make an effort to stop missing out on all the good shit that’s actually happening now, just because it doesn’t fit into this (theoretical) box of pleasure you’ve imagined for yourself. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

You suck at waiting. That’s why this week may seem unbearable, especially because most of the things you’re waiting for won’t give you any indication of when they’ll actually happen. Limbo’s a frustrating place for you Rams, who prefer solid, bright, easy to understand situations, not this endless expanse of grey areas. However, there’s nothing you can do about it, at the moment–and freaking out or losing your temper will only make the boundaries of this land of fog and uncertainty recede further, stranding you more completely. Chill out, darling. Relax. Bring a book. It’s going to be a while. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Choose your New Year’s resolutions carefully this year. Focus on what you really and truly want to achieve for yourself. Even your most casual intentions could stick around long-term, whether you actually want them to or not. Starting the year off on the right foot isn’t absolutely essential to having a good year–but it would make it a hell of alot easier. Decide ahead of time how you want to be and to live this year. Then don’t bother a gradual ramp-up to your new chapter. Just start living it.

I’ve been sleeping on a nice sturdy cardboard bed. I’m not being sarcastic. Clever design has compensated for the seeming weakness of the material, so that it actually feels more stable, sturdy, and less creaky than many wooden beds. Similarly, your cleverness and practicality can offset many of the flaws and faults of your current situation(s), making things better than you imagined, despite the less-than-ideal nature of your materials. In other words, stop hunting around for the perfect whatever-you’re-looking-for, and just make do with what you’ve already got. If you tweak it just right, it’ll end up better than the supposedly “perfect” version ever would have been.

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I sometimes find it difficult to give advice to you Scorps. That’s because wisdom often lies in taking the middle road–so that’s what I feel I ought to advise. However, I conversely admire you for so rarely choosing that safe, smart path, instead opting for a much more fascinating, exciting, and perilously extreme route. That’s why I’m excited about this week’s horoscope, because all my internal conflicts are resolved; the middle way is boring-ass bullshit. The crazy, twisty, risky path you’d rather pursue is totally the way to go. Don’t give it another thought–just enjoy the ride.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

As pleasant as this rut’s been, it’s time to clamber out of it and move on the next thing. You’ve had your chance to wallow for a while, and the world’s been fairly patient and indulgent regarding your seeming unwillingness to move forward in any real way. But enough’s enough. The slack we’ve all been cutting you has just about run out. Drag yourself out of the mud, already. Change out of your filthy clothes, shower off all the grit of your hapless lack of motivation, and put on your walking–no, let’s make it running–shoes. Make up for lost time: catch up with where you should have been by now. You can.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

New Year’s resolutions will stick like wet snow on frozen ground this year. Any sincere effort to transform your life will not only succeed, but stay in its new shape, instead of snapping back to its old familiar form as soon as you’re not paying attention. Don’t waste this chance to get things moving in new directions, even if you’re uncertain about where to go. Head somewhere. Even if it’s ultimately the “wrong” way, you’ll be better off; it’s a hell of alot easier to change course with momentum than it is when you’re simply stuck. To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com

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