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Coconut Wireless prising to see applicant Glenn Mukai’s own daughter–Karilee Yoshizawa–also competing for the job. In terms of straight experience, Yoshizawa is possibly the boldest of the candidates, given that she was just a rookie LC Officer a decade ago. Also, FujitaVillarosa–though an experienced attorney formerly with the county’s Corporation Counsel’s office who spent years advising the Liquor Commission on legal matters and has been Silva’s deputy for the last five years–only exceeded the job’s five-year law enforcement experience requirement last month. The Liquor Commission expects to make a decision in early March.

YET ANOTHER BILL SEEKS TO NAME BAD COP JUST FOUR LC DIRECTOR APPLICANTS?! The Feb. 11 Maui News reported that just four individuals want to be the next Maui County Liquor Control Director. Not that the county Liquor Commission’s special director selection committee has narrowed the list of applicants to four–they apparently received just four applications to be the head of the county department that oversees all liquor regulations, and they’re apparently forwarding all the names to the Liquor Commission itself for a final decision. “I was surprised that we didn’t have more candidates,” The Maui News quotes selection committee chairperson Willie Kennison as saying in its Feb. 11 story. “I would think that it’s a good paying job and serves the community, so it would seem like there would be more so I don’t know why. But the requirements are very stringent because it is a very important position.” Given the intense media scrutiny over the department lately–especially in terms of the ham-fisted way the Liquor Commission tried to make one of its own (Dana “Son of former LC Director Joe” Souza) the director last year–this is hardly surprising. What also isn’t surprising is all four applicants are either current or former LC officials. Here they are, according to The Maui News story: • Current LC Deputy Director Traci Fujita-Villarosa • Former LC Deputy Director Glenn Mukai • Current LC Officer Layne Silva • Current LC Officer Karilee Yoshizawa Given the way former LC Director Frank Silva ran the department largely as an extension of his own family, it’s hardly surprising to see his son Layne in the list of applicants. Nor is it sur-

Watch out, because the state Legislature is actually on track to doing the right thing in regards to making public the names of bad cops. There have been so many fruitless attempts to undo the disaster that was the 1995 state law exempting police officers from the state’s Uniform Information Practices Act that I’m hesitant to write about this latest move. But given some slightly promising early signs, I’ll make an exemption. It’s called Senate Bill 3016, and 11 senators introduced it, including Senators J. Kalani English, D–East Maui, and Roz Baker, D–South Maui. It would allow the “disclosure of government records in cases where a police officer has been suspended or discharged in a disciplinary action.” Indeed, the text is rather hard-hitting: “Recent media reports by the Honolulu Star Advertiser and Honolulu Civil Beat detail a former Honolulu police officer who was discharged by the Honolulu police department for criminal acts, then hired by the department of land and natural resources,” states the bill. “That officer continued to commit criminal acts while on duty with the department of land and natural resources. Full public disclosure of his record while at the Honolulu police department could have prevented his employment at department

of land and natural resources.” Opinion in regards to the bill has, so far, been solidly in support. Here are a few of those who provided testimony to the Senate Committee on Public Safety, Intergovernmental and Military Affairs (PSM), which held a hearing on the bill on Feb. 4: • “All this measure seeks to do is require police transparency. Police officers hold a special place in the public trust and should be held accountable for their actions.” - Rob Viela • “The police need to be held to a higher standard, where the public, which they interface with on a daily basis, knows about disciplinary actions. This information should not be kept in a black box.” - Lynn Matusow • “Police officers should be accountable for their actions while protecting the public.” - Shane H. • “Police officers are able to view our records when stopped, we should be able to view an officer’s record as well.” - Jordan R. • “I am strongly in support of this bill and agree that police officers that abuse their authority and do wrong need to be exposed and their identifies need to be made public like any other state or public service worker. No one is above the law.” - Harry Yoshida In addition, the state Department of Human Resources Development, Ofﬁce of Information Practices and the Civil Beat Law Center for the Public Interest also submitted testimony supporting the bill. Of course, one voice is standing against the bill: The State of Hawaii Organization of Police Officers (SHOPO)–the all-powerful police union that lobbied the Legislature hard back in 1994-1995 to bring us the so-called “SHOPO Exemption.” In a Feb. 4 letter to the Senate PSM Committee, SHOPO President Tenari Ma‘afala gave three reasons why his organization hates the bill. The first was, by far, the funniest.

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“This very issue of release of information on police officer suspensions is before the Hawaii Supreme Court,” Ma‘afala wrote. “Oral arguments took place on June 18, 2015 and thus, we expect a decision at any time. It would be both prudent and wise to await the Court’s opinion.” Ha! SHOPO wasn’t willing to wait on the courts to rule on the naming of disciplined cops back in the mid-1990s, when a group of University of Hawaii journalism students wound up in court trying to get the records. Rather than wait for the decision, SHOPO bankrolled a massive lobbying campaign on the Legislature, which is what created the exemption in the first place. Ma‘afala’s second reason–that the Legislature already “receives annual misconduct reports from each of the four county police departments”–is meaningless. Those reports don’t contain any names or specific details on the incidents of discipline. They also don’t tell citizens if disciplined cops have been busted before. Lastly, Ma‘afala fell back on the most insulting reason to keep the names of busted cops secret: “Finally, release of officers’ names that have been suspended may have a chilling effect on the extent of action taken by officers who often have to make split second decisions,” Ma‘afala wrote. “It impacts not only the officers but their families, too.” Spare me. How on earth does the public knowing which cops were busted for stealing out of the evidence locker or for lying on their reports impact their ability to make “split second decisions?” Though Ma‘afala added that “Though other employees are subject to release of their names for suspensions, rarely, if ever, does that happen because of the level of news worthiness,” but at this point, he’s just phoning it in. Cops carry firearms and train to use deadly force. The need to know which cops have been disciplined goes far beyond mere “newsworthiness”–it cuts to the heart of public safety. The Senate PSM committee seemed to agree–at their Feb. 4 hearing, they voted 4-0 to pass the bill, though with amendments (Though Senator Baker is on that committee, she was excused from the vote). It has since gotten kicked over to the Senate Judiciary and Labor Committee, where if recent history is any guide, it will die. Last year, that committee–headed then and still by Sen. Gil Keith-Agaran, D-Kahului, deferred (read: effectively killed) a similar bill, SB 497. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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LEGISLATURE MULLS INCREASING CONTRACEPTIVE PRESCRIPTIONS In many states these days, especially in the south, organizations like Planned Parenthood fight to maintain women’s access to contraceptives. But here in Hawaii, their biggest political battles are a bit easier–rather than engage in desperate trench warfare to keep government from making it harder for women to get birth control, they advocate for bills that would actually make access to contraceptives easier. Like House Bill 1895, which was introduced by a dozen or so House members including Lynn DeCoite, D–East Maui, Molokai and Lanai. The bill expands “access to prescription contraceptives by requiring insurers to cover contraceptive supplies intended to last up to a twelve-month period.” (Its companion bill in the Senate–SB 2319–was introduced by nine senators, including Roz Baker, D–South Maui.) In testimony on Feb. 5 before the House Committee on Health, Laurie Field, Planned Parenthood’s Legislative Director and Public Affairs Manager, expressed complete support for the bill. “Birth control is highly effective so long as it is used consistently, so a steady and reliable supply is key to reducing unplanned pregnancy,” said Field. “Dispensing a one-year supply of birth control is associated with a 30 percent reduction in the odds of experiencing an unplanned pregnancy compared with dispensing for 30 or 90 days. This means that making

sician can discuss suitable alternatives in order to ensure a woman finds the contraceptive method that best suits her and her health best. Arguably, giving a year’s supply of contraceptives may enhance the expectation that the method is acceptable and safe, while a less prescribed supply may encourage the woman to reconsider use of the method at each resupply visit.” But other medical professionals weren’t having any of that. “Providing a greater number of birth control pill packs at once is associated with higher continuation rates,” stated the Hawaii Medical Association’s Feb. 5 testimony. “Dispensing a greater number of birth control pill packs at once is associated with fewer pregnancy tests, fewer unplanned pregnancies, and decreased health care costs per woman.” Susan J. Wurtzburg, Ph.D., the Policy Chair for the American Association of University Women, also directly attacked the “increased costs” argument. “An examination of the 2010 unintended pregnancy rates by states demonstrates that Hawaii scores as one of the most highly ranked states (www.guttmacher. org), ultimately costing individuals and taxpayers vast amounts of dollars, which could be spent in more productive ways, if contraceptive prescriptions were dispensed in a manner suiting women,” Wurtzburg said in her testimony. “Barriers to taking contraceptive pills consistently include women’s lack of access to transportation, forgetting, pharmacy not filling orders in a timely manner, pharmacists not stocking sufficient amounts of pills, etc.” The House Committee on Commerce and Consumer Protection held a new hearing on HB 1895 on Wednesday, Feb. 17 as MauiTime went to press. -Anthony Pignataro ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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The Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale Sanctuary wants to remind boaters to be vigilant during humpback whale season. February is peak whale season in Hawaii and during this time, we need to remind boaters to keep a safe distance from these annual visitors, said Malia Chow, Superintendent, in a Feb. 8 news release. Vessel-whale collisions can result in death or injury to whales and boaters. Whales are now here in large numbers, so it is important for everyone to be extra vigilant for their own safety and for the protection of the whales. Two confirmed whale-vessel contacts have been reported in Hawaii this season, according to the Sanctuary. Boaters are reminded to post a lookout at all times throughout the year and maintain a safe speed. Whale calves are especially vulnerable to vessel strikes because they are difficult to see as they rest just under the surface and surface more frequently. If you spot a distressed animal, please provide that information to the Whale Sanctuary to aid in the organization’s monitoring and conservation efforts. Humpback whales are an endangered species protected by the Endangered Species Act, the Marine Mammal Protection Act, Hawaii state law and the Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary. It’s illegal to approach a humpback whale closer than 100 yards by sea and 1,000 feet by air. In addition to keeping your distance, the following guidelines are suggested to help reduce vessel-whale collisions: Keep a sharp lookout for whales and other hazards; watch your speed as research shows that speeds of 10 knots or less reduces frequency and injuries of collisions; always stay at the helm and keep your hands on the wheel and the throttle; and as mentioned, keep your distance–once you’ve sighted a whale, stay at least 100 yards away as required by law. Mariners are asked to report any colli-

contraception more accessible also saves money. By preventing just one unintended pregnancy, an insurer will save the cost of a delivery–a minimum of $17,400. That is enough savings to pay for 29 additional years of contraception.” But other organizations–health insurance firms, pharmacies and even the Hawaii Chamber of Commerce–weren’t so effusive. Though they did phrase their concerns very carefully, typically pointing out that they “support the intent” of the bill before criticizing it. “With an overabundant supply of prescribed contraceptives, Kaiser Permanente Hawaii is concerned with potential waste if the woman decides to stop using them or decides to switch contraceptives during the course of the year,” John M. Kirimitsu, Kaiser’s Legal and Government Relations Consultant, testified on Feb. 5. Eric P. Douglas, the Government Affairs Senior Director for the pharmacy chain CVS, even wondered why the bill was needed, since the Affordable Care Act made contraceptives free to those with health insurance. “Perhaps most concerning is that since 2010’s passage of the Affordable Care Act (‘ACA’), contraceptives are required to be covered at a $0 copay/coinsurance benefit to members,” Douglas testified on Feb. 5. “Therefore, no matter how large the days of supply, it doesn’t cost the member any additional dollars to pick up, whether monthly or otherwise. This 12-month provision certainly provides an opportunity for a member to stock up on a year’s supply before quitting their job or dropping their insurance. Kaiser’s Kirimitsu also speculated that allowing 12-month prescriptions could lead to health risks for women. “Also, most important is that a woman’s health may be compromised if she is prescribed an overabundance of such contraceptives because there will be no physician monitoring of the drug’s risks and side effects. Through routine monitoring, a phy-

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News Of The Weird FRONTIERS OF FASHION Even though concealed-carry gun permitholders in Texas can now “open carry,” pistolpacking women concerned with fashion are not limited to traditional firearms in ordinary cowboy holsters. An online company, The Well Armed Woman, offers such carry options as stylish leggings, lace waistbands and an array of underarm and bra holsters (even an in-cup model, the “Marilyn”) in leopard-print and pastel colors. However, a woman’s body shape and size may be more important shopping considerations, according to the company’s founder. “A 32A bust could not conceal a Glock 19 very well–nor would a 42DD-or-larger (front) allow for effective cross-draw carry.”

DEMOCRACY BLUES In January, Robert Battle took the oath of office for his second term as a city councilman in East Chicago, Indiana–administered at the county lockup, where he is being held without bail, charged with a cold-blooded murder during a drug deal. The crime made news in October (i.e., before election day), yet Battle still won his race. According to law, he cannot be forced out of office unless he is convicted or admits the crimes, and he had the right to vote for himself in the election (except that he failed to request an absentee ballot).

CANONICAL MARIJUANA The Albany, New York, company Vireo Health told reporters it would soon offer the world’s first certified Kosher marijuana, announcing that the Orthodox Union of New York had authenticated it as having met Jewish dietary laws (e.g., grown with insect-free plants). (Other Kosher-validating officials complained that the approval should apply only to marijuana that is eaten, not smoked.) And two habit-wearing nuns were scheduled to ask the Merced (California) City Council in January to decline its prerogative under state law to ban dispensing or cultivating medical marijuana. The nuns’ order makes and sells salves and tonics for pain management, using a strain of cannabis containing only a trace of psychoactive material.

BRIGHT IDEAS Since the (naturally insulated) uterus can be a lonely space, Institut Marques of Barcelona, Spain, recently demonstrated a tamponlike “speaker” to carry soothing, specially selected, 54-decibel (“hushed tone”) rhythms that supposedly improve fetal growth. In the Babypod’s first “concert,” the singer Soraya performs Christmas carols. (However, documented evidence for such a device was limited to success of in-vitro fertilization when music was wafted through during the first 48 hours of sperm-egg union.)

THE JOB OF THE RESEARCHER Taiwanese scientists recently announced the availability of their Infant Cries Translator (iPhone and Android app), which they say can, with 77 percent accuracy (92 percent for

those under 2 weeks old), tell what a baby wants by its screeches and wailings. The National Taiwan University Hospital Yunlin doctors first had to create a database of 200,000 crying sounds.

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AUI BOASTS A MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR WEDDING INDUSTRY THAT SERVES BRIDES AND GROOMS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD. THE ISLAND OFFERS UNPARALLELED LOCATIONS, HIDDEN BEACHES AND LUXURIOUS HONEYMOON AMENITIES. IN FACT, NEARLY 87 PERCENT OF THE NEARLY 7,000 WEDDINGS PERFORMED ON MAUI EACH YEAR ARE DESTINATION WEDDINGS FOR NON-RESIDENTS. PUT ANOTHER WAY, MAUI HOSTS ABOUT 30 PERCENT OF ALL THE WEDDINGS HELD IN HAWAII.

THIS YEAR’S MAUITIME WEDDING GUIDE PROFILES A LOCAL BRIDE AND GROOM, EXPLAINS WHY THE WEDDING TECH INDUSTRY HAS MAUI IN THEIR CROSSHAIRS, TOUCHES ON HOMEGROWN BRIDAL COUTURE AND OFFERS A BIT OF ADVICE ON THE LATEST TRENDS FROM WEDDING INDUSTRY EXPERTS. WEDDINGS CAN BE MANIC EVENTS, SO LET OUR GUIDE HELP SMOOTH THINGS OVER.

By Jen Russo MODELS: MOANA TUIPULOTU, CIERRA RAUCH, KRISTEN JONES, MALIKA DUDLEY & KE’ALOHI ANDERSON

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Bridal Couture & Photography

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Opulence by Kojo, Marylane Photography and CK Films

e’re lucky to have so many couture designers and artists who call Maui home. Koa Johnson of Kojo Couture graduated from the University of Hawaii Maui College Fashion Technology program, and today teaches in that program. More recently, he launched a bridal gown collection called Opulence by Kojo, which is available exclusively at White Hot Hawaii. He does custom designed gowns, suits, tailoring and alterations.

#advice

Marie Jaylahay of Marylane has been a portrait photographer for years but is branching out into wedding territory with her modern and clean style, seen on this week’s MauiTime cover and bridal fashion shoot. Chris Cabotage of CK Cinema brings the art of filmmaking to his videography of events, one more way digital media has wedged its way into the modern wedding.

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I’d love to see more couples do a “first look.” I know it isn’t traditional but it’s such an emotional moment, the images that transpire are powerful, timeless and truly romantic.

Work ahead! If you’re planning on a custom wedding gown set up a consultation at least six months in advance. Have an idea of what you may like or the details, silhouettes that interest you and compliment your body type. The earlier, the better because we’re able to go through swatches of fabrics and arrange fittings that are tailored to your needs and comfort.

My love for photography grew from collaborating with others. I believe the makings of a wedding come

I enjoy making gowns. When I created my sister’s wedding gown, I got more into doing bridal. I’ve always loved being involved with weddings. There’s an instant thrill of gratification to be able to play such an important role in a bride’s special day.

CHRIS CABOTAGE

CK Cinema My uncle owned his own videography company and I helped him with some of his weddings back in the day. That inspired me to pursue my own company.

#inspiration

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Exposed backless gowns with plunging necklines that feature the brides greatest aspects that seem sexy and but not overly provocative. The 3D effect is another trend where bridal gowns are detailed with embroidered lace appliqué that gives the gown a dimensional textured look. Another trend with a big impact for walking down the aisle is the jumpsuit, which can be comfortable and functional.

I love Sue Bryce’s portrait work! A big thing though is collaborating with my friends and local artists here on Maui. It definitely keeps me inspired.

Ask questions to ensure you will love every step of the process. Put the work in for planning beforehand, then on the day of, let go and just live in the moment!

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A lot of my inspiration stems from my surroundings and people. I look at the organic details that nature has to offer and give my modern interpretation and execution through my designs.

together from collaboration between creative artists, it’s a really beautiful thing and centered around the celebration of love.

Films, hiking in nature, seeing a couple that’s genuinely in love. #trending

Wedding films are finally catching up with wedding photography as a way to share and preserve your big day. #advice

Don’t overlook filming your wedding day. Video is able to capture so many more layers to your wedding memories and it’s just as easy to share with your family in years to come. ■

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Bridal Style

y-n Shimabuku and Miya Brown began their careers in makeup and hairstyling while still very young. Their dedication to their respective crafts have garnered a lot of attention, and they’re some of the most sought-after stylists for events. From sophisticated visages to over-the-top drama, their looks demonstrate there truly are no limits to bridal style.

RY-N SHIMABUKU

Ry-nshimabuku.com, Youtube.com/c/rydashn I got interested in hair and makeup while I was in high school. My first job in the beauty industry was working behind a cosmetics counter and that pushed me into doing hair and makeup as a career. I was always somewhat artistic as a kid. I would sketch, draw and paint a lot but I never felt like I could master any of those mediums. But when I found makeup, something clicked and it’s become the medium I’m the most com-

fortable with. I provide hair and makeup styling for any bride, anywhere. I also provide hair and makeup for for print, fashion, commercial and personal projects. #inspiration

For me, inspiration comes from all over. When going into a project, I like to get as many details as I can so I can come up with a story in my mind about the character I’m creating. Once I have that, things start falling into place. I also look to a lot of haute couture, vintage films and pop culture. Anything off the radar that I stumble across that catches my eye and gets me excited to interpret it in my own way. #trending

Breaking away from very traditional wedding ideas and placing your own personal style into weddings. From colored gowns to singing your vows, adding something special to your big day is a great way to create new memories for you and your guests.

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Makeup and Hair

Embracing the use of color. Brides are going for more than the traditional white dresses. The trend for makeup and hair is going bold. Don’t be afraid to stand out. #advice

Create dates and goals and hire a wedding planner to help to accomplish your tasks. Get a few trial runs in hair and makeup before the wedding, and make the appointments six months to a year in advance. ■

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I always tell my brides to look for pictures of hair and makeup that they like and we’ll review them together. It’s easy to get lost in translation with just words. If I can get a visual idea of what you like, it helps both of us to accurately nail down the bridal look you’re thinking of and we can custom tailor it specifically for you. MIYA BROWN

I have to say my sister inspired me to get into hair. When I was young she was cutting hair in our garage and she was not formally trained. At that time I wanted to be just like her. She has always supported me in everything that I have done. We specialize in cutting, hair color, wedding styling, makeup, hairstyling, eyebrow tinting and tattoo. #inspiration

I look at what Hawaii offers us in nature, the ocean, beaches and lifestyles. I also love celebrity weddings. #trending

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he passion these specialists feel for their artistry will be borne out in the success of your wedding event. For Danae Cabreros of CakeCup Maui, it’s all in the details of her sweet treats and lavish wedding cakes pictured here. At Bliss Wedding Design & Spectacular Events it can be a small as a bouquet or as extravagant as your wildest dreams. Their events planning company can book your travel arrangements, accommodations and activities. What’s more, they have their own floral design branch called Petals Maui, whose bouquets and floral designs are on page 12 and 13 as well as here. You can also catch both founders of Bliss speaking at the WedTech Summit (see page 19 for more info).

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Blissmaui.com, @blissmauiwed Bliss Wedding Design and Spectacular Events just celebrated five years as a full service company offering wedding planning, wedding venue, floral design, event design and full coordination. #inspiration DKK: I like to look at many different wedding blogs like JuneBug Weddings and Tantawan Bloom for ﬂorals and Revelry Event Design & Karen Tran for designs. My all-time favorite is when I get to hang out with local ﬂorist friends here on Maui and we brainstorm and share different ideas.

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#advice DKK: Do your homework! Reviews are great but if you want a more personal experience, ask your vendors who they would recommend. Being on a wedding island, word of mouth is key. You should always trust the people you’re working with–it’s your biggest day. SC: Have fun! This is one of the biggest days of your life. Whether it’s an intimate dinner for 20 or an elaborate gala for 200, remember that this is your wedding and it should be a reflection of the two of you as a couple. Don’t let the stress consume you.

ies–rustic but elegant, metallic but soft wedding cakes. I think doing elegant and customized mini-goodies as wedding favors is brilliant, too. #advice

When you’re choosing a cake design, think of something that you will love that reflects your personality. It doesn’t have to be something you see everyone doing.

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I love Instagram! You can type in a hashtag and find inspiration anywhere. There’s a British bake-off show that I recently started watching on Netflix. It inspires me to be more adventurous with combining flavors. Makeup, fashion, nail art, flowers and food all give me inspiration. #trending

I see more artistic cakes in 2016, pushing the boundar-

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SC: I ﬁnd inspiration in all kinds of design: architecture, the lines and curves in buildings, the strength in bridges, the feeling you get from a busy city street or a silent country road. I love clothing trends and how they evoke emotions of conﬁdence and expressions of individuality. Inspiration can be found anywhere, if you pay close enough attention.

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#trending DKK: In the past six months, we’ve been seeing a lot more organic bouquets. The more organic designs are a combination of two or three different bouquets. More brides want something out of the box and are letting us be as creative as we want.

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SC: With the passing of same-sex marriage and individuality becoming more accepted, I’m predicting that the style of weddings will continue to be expressive as well. We’re moving away from the standard timeline and couples are feeling comfortable making their wedding as unique as they are.

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ou might not think of Maui as a pinnacle location for technological advancement, but on Monday, Feb. 22, the island will host the third annual WedTech Summit at the Royal Lahaina Resort in Ka‘anapali. The fact that the summit has moved from an urban hub to our shores is in itself a huge boost to our wedding industry and Maui as both tech center and wedding destination. Major industry players will speak on building startups, digital content for weddings, marketing to millennials, fashion and video.

While Pinterest has made a huge impact on the industry, there are also plenty of apps and websites that appeal to the modern couple planning a wedding. The WedTech Summit can help island wedding specialists reach this market, develop their own apps or utilize new services that can streamline their operations. WedTech runs Monday and Tuesday with a full schedule of speakers, both local and from the Mainland. The days begin with an hour-long keynote followed by attendees choosing which hour-long panels they would like to attend. Following a noon break, there are more speakers and panels throughout the afternoon. There will also be a expo room with vendors and evening mixers that start at 6pm.

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WedTech Summit 2016

On Monday evening, the Wed Zeppelin mixer party is open to the public for $40 (WedTech Summit ticket holders will have access with their passes). The party features live entertainment from the Deborah Vial band and a gorgeous bar and lounge. For more information or to buy tickets, go to wedtechsummit.com

Speaker Highlights • Amanda Allen, Newly Wish: Curated online registry site that defies the usual boring wedding registries. Newlywish.com • Brittney Barrett, HoneyBook: Bookeeping, invoicing, payment systems; project management and client collaboration zipped into one pretty package. Honeybook.com • Bogdan Constantin, Menguin: Never step foot in a tux shop again. This site mails suits to you. Menguin.com • Brittny Drye, Love Inc Magazine: Love Inc is a digital space packed with wedding ideas, tips and looks for

ceremonies same sex and otherwise. Loveincmag.com • Alex Gold, Buzzstarter: Want customers to see your brand? This company turns brand campaigns into blog content. Buzzstarter.com • Chenoa Farnsworth, Hawaii Angels: Investment network firm for seed level equity investments. Hawaiiangels.org • Rob Farrow, Aisleplanner: Think Basecamp for your wedding plan. Aisleplanner.com • Carolyn Gerin, Anti-Bride: The founder of WedTech Summit and author of the Anti-Bride series of books that trended the “out of the box” wedding ideas. • Rachel Holllis, Chic Media: Hollis is a party planner extraordinaire. She writes books, blogs and brands herself on her website. Thechicsite.com • Afeisha James-Kipps, Wedspire: Digital wedding marketplace and look book that kicks butt. Wedspire.com CONTINUED ON PAGE 21

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4pm: Path to Success: Get Organized & Stay Productive. Rachel Hollis - Chic Media

• Yaron Lipshitz, AllSeated: Where to seat your guests, done in an app. Allseated.com

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• Ian McFarland, Neo Innovation: Want to sketch out a new business model or startup? Then listen to this guy. Neo.com.

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• Preeti Moberg, The Big Fat Indian Wedding: Gorgeous South Asian weddings from Cancun to Minnesota. Thebigfatindianwedding.com

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• Tim Sae Koo, Tint: Want to pull all your Facebook, instagram and other social media feeds into one place? Tintup.com

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• Nick & Nate Simmons, Venticity: Digital medium to hook up wedding vendors. Venticity.com

10am: Social Media Hacks for Biz–Beat the Social Media Beast. Andre Bourque - Huffington Post; Leah GooldHaws - Girls Gone Global; Melissa Wilmot - WedBrilliant; Danielle Miller - Miller Media Management

• Harmony Walton, The Bridal Bar: Curated luxury wedding planning in LA and San Diego and host of Bridal Bar radio. Bridalbar.com • Jingyi Zhang, WedReality: This app lets you create–and try on–virtual wedding gowns and looks without setting foot in a shop. Wedreality.com

Schedule Monday

9am: Becoming A CEO: 10 Things I Wish I Knew 10 Years Ago. Rachel Hollis - Chic Media 10am: New Voices in Digital Content. Brittny Drye - Love Inc Magazine; Katie McMillan - TEDX Maui; Brittney Barrett - HoneyBook; Darren Keala - Bliss Weddings and Spectacular Events 10am: Engaging the Millennial Consumer on the Web and in the World. Amanda Allen - Newly Wish; Samantha Howard - Wings Hawaii; Lindsay Landman - Lindsay Landman Events 11am: Raising Capital Tips + Tricks to get Funded. Chenoa Farnsworth - Hawaii Angels; Thelma Alane - HI Technology Development Corp.; Ian McFarland - Neo Innovation; Jesse Merl - Major League Fantasy Inc. 11am: InspirAction Find Clients with Online Marketplaces. Afeisha James-Kipps - Wedspire; Nick & Nate Simmons - Venticity; Jack Weiner - Event Accents

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11am: Food Trends–Future of Food + Booze in the Digital Ecosystem. Jana McMahon - Private Chef; Ted Wilson - Fine and Rare SF: Shonna Pinheiro - Ocean Vodka: Jason Vendrell - Monkeypod Kitchen: Dania Katz Edible Hawaiian Islands magazine

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12pm: Lunch 12-2pm: Learn the Aloha Principle and How to Build your Business like a Lean Startup. Ian McFarland - Neo Innovation 2pm: Future Fashion Wearables + Beyond. Bogdan Constantin - Menguin; Cyrina Hadad SHOUXproductions; Jerry Isdale - Maui Makers; Karen Hartline - Reinventing Events

12:30: Break 1pm: Mastering Destination Events Workshop. Lindsay McKinney - SummitSync; Deborah Moody - ACPWC; Darren Keala - Bliss Weddings and Spectacular Events; Jill Stein - The Wedding Faire

2pm: SnapStreamScope Workshop Video Marketing Workshop. Jesse Merl - Major League Fantasy Inc; Tommy Russo - Mauitime; Ashley Jones - Ashley Ann Events

2pm: WedPro Back Office Hacks–Apps + Platforms that Free You. Rob Farrow - Aisle Planner; Yaron Lipshitz AllSeated; Brittney Barrett - HoneyBook; Eric Waddell Fleetwood’s on Front St.

3pm: Future of Wedding Entertainment. Shoshana Zisk SF MusicTech Summit; Del Sol - Maui Wedding DJ; Brian Kohne - Hawaii Cinema; Lindsay Landman - Lindsay Landman Events

3pm: Building an Online Presence & Getting Seen: John Boitnott - Inc Magazine; Chris Norberg - Hawaii Web Group LLC; Ashley Jones - Ashley Ann Events; Brian Zisk - SF MusicTech Summit

3pm: How to Reach Media + Tell Your Brand Story. John Boitnott - Writer; Rob Farrow - Aisleplanner; Peter Isacksen - Content & Company; Alex Gold - Buzzstarter

4pm: Documenting Your Day & Social Photography. Tim Sae Koo - Tint, Jill Stein - The Wedding Faire

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Kanoa Kukaua and Jessica Lewis Friday, Nov. 13, 2015

hen two Maui artists decided to join in matrimony, the event was music to our ears. The couple that performs together as Louis and Lewis is known for their harmonizing, and their engagement was no different. Louis Kanoa Kukaua had planned to propose at one of their Ambrosia performances, but keeping Jessica Lewis in the dark, while making sure her family members were there, proved to be quite a challenge, as she says below.

The Engagement He started singing “Infatuated.” He has been singing this song forever. I know the harmonies and the breaks. So he’s singing it and then stops singing but still playing. I think, that is kind of weird, then I start noticing everyone is videotaping this song, and I’m thinking why are they taping, he sings this song all the time? Then he sings the one line and stumbles over the words. My heart is racing. I’m thinking he’s going to propose! Of course I say yes. Then Kanoa says we have to finish the song! I don’t even know how I finished the set that evening.

Planning Our engagement was two years. We had planned it in the next 24 hours! But six months down the road we weren’t ready for the date we originally reserved. It was hard to tell everyone we wanted to move the date but we are so glad we did. We got our savings plan and paid everything off before the wedding.

Rings Hers: Diamonds–Benbridge. His: wood and guitar string–Etsy. We should have been sponsored by Etsy. I bought everything on Etsy. My dress lace, bridesmaid dresses, my shoes, my garter, rings. I love it.

Dress This dress is actually two pieces, a top and skirt. The skirt was from the Enchantress. I loved having Koa Johnson of Kojo Couture custom-create this look for me. I promised my mom none of my tattoos would show and I delivered.

The Makeup I wanted a lot of drama with my look. When I decided to do a dark maroon eye

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and lip I knew it would be a risk, but it paid off. Ry-n Shimabuku nailed it, and those lashes and makeup lasted till my second reception the next day.

The Location We kind of brainstormed where we could do a wedding that would not be on the shore. We knew we didn’t want a beach wedding. We thought the winery or the lavender farms but those are so out of the way. Then we found Ka Hale Olinda and I really liked that location, and it overlooks Rainbow Bridge where Jimmi Hendrix played, that sealed the deal.

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Food & Libation We worked with Fat Daddy’s and Aloha Bars. The Honeymoon We’re going on a month-long dream trip on the mainland. There will be Disneyland, an RV rental, friends, time in New York and family. It will be a dream come true. ■

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY, FEB. 18 NA KAI EWALU CANOE CLUB FUNDRAISER – Kokua the wahine of Na Kai Ewalu get to World Sprints 2016 by dining at Rock & Brews. Quench your thirst with buddies or make it a family dinner night out. A percentage of food and beverage sales, along with proceeds from the silent auction, will help to get the state champs to the Sunshine Coast. Door prizes, an extensive beer selection and full menu await you. 5-7pm. Rock & Brews (120 Hana Hwy., Paia), Facebook.com/Nakaiewalu. Photo: Angela Nelson

ILIZA SHLESINGER – Last Comic Standing winner inner Iliza Shlesinger will perform at the Maui Arts and pCultural Center (MACC). The Dallas native is stopg ping on Maui for her Freezing Hot Tour, following her Netflix Original Comedy Special debut in 2015. She’s appeared on several shows including Chelsea Lately, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham and TBS’ Deal With It. $19.50-39.50+. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

FRIDAY, FEB. 19 HAWAII: LANGUAGE MATTERS – The Merwin Conservancy’s literary salon series presents Hawaii: Language Matters at the MACC. Highlighting the importance of Hawaiian Language along with the Hawaiian immersion program ‘Aha Punana Leo, the evening will include songs, a screening of the Hawaii segment of the documentary Language Matters and a symposium. Dessert and champagne follow the presentation. $10+ (students with ID.) $25+ Adults. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului), Merwinconservancy.org. Photo courtesy the Merwin Conservancy

MAKENA BEACH RESORT SAKE DINNER – Young’s Market Hawaii and Chef Kurt Lesmerises are collaborating for Makena Beach & Golf Resort’s Sake Dinner at the Molokini Bar & Grille. The six-course dinner will feature North Pacific Oysters with Limoncello Mignonette and then paired with Kyoto’s Yuzu Omoi “Citrus Dream” sake as well as Kobe Beef Carpaccio made with a lemon aioli and then paired with Hokkaido’s Ginga Shizuku “Divine Droplets” sake. Reservations required. $75+. 6:30pm. Makena Beach & Golf Resort (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888, Makenaresortmaui.com. Photo courtesy Makena Beach Resort

SATURDAY, FEB. 20 ANGKOR WAT FILM FESTIVAL FUNDRAISER – Angkor Wat International presents its Film Festival Fundraiser at the MACC. Enjoy an afternoon of films aimed to promote happiness through cultural and environmental preservation. Featured will be Under The Sea, The Ultimate Wave Tahiti, Storm Surfers and Alfred Hitchcock’s Dial ‘M’ For Murder. All films in 3D. $12+ per time slot (adults); $10+ per time slot (keiki age 17 and younger). 3-7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (1 Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org. Photo: IMDB

ENGINEERS’ WEEK BANQUET – Kickoff Engineers’ Week with the Hawaii Society of Professional Engineers Maui Chapter at the Lei’s Family Class Act Restaurant. Learn about the water issues facing Maui, Engineers’ Week festivities and meet this year’s MathCounts and HSPE Scholarship winners. Enjoy a gourmet dinner and dessert benefitting Maui’s engineers. BYOB. $60. 6pm. Lei’s Family Class Act Restaurant (310 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-3259-2520, Troy.ching@hdrinc.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, FEB. 20 JUMPSMARTMAUI THIRD ANNIVERSARY – Celebrate JUMPSmartMaui’s third anniversary at the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center. Learn how you can volunteer for their next phase or just enjoy entertainment by Maui Taiko, the Na Keiki Makamae ukulele group and the Pomaikai Elementary Choir. You can also talk story with Mayor Alan Arakawa on Maui’s energy plan, enjoy demos at the JUMPSmart Maui Innovation Center and test drive a 2016 Nissan LEAF. Free. 10:30am-1pm. QKC (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului), JUMPSmartMaui.com. Photo courtesy JUMPSmartMaui’s Facebook page

MA MARDI GRAS MAUI – The Maui Aids Foundation’s annual Ma Mardi Gras Maui benefit returns! This year, it’s at the Four Se Seasons Wailea. Chef Craig Dryhurst will take you on a VIP experience with an authentic New Orleans-inspired menu and music from the Deborah Vial Band and Willie K. Don your best carnival costume and get on the dance floor. P Proceeds will benefit the Maui Aids Foundation. 21+. Gene eral Admission $40-50. VIP Dinner $160+. VIP 6-9pm. Gene General 9pm-1am. Four Seasons Wailea (3900 Wailea AlD anui Dr.); 808-242-4900, MauiAids.org. Photo: Pixabay

SUNDAY, FEB. 21 MODERN SAVAGE – Author and forager Sunny Savage invites you to Modern Savage. Maui Chefs Jeff Scheer, Anton Haines and Sheldon Simeon, along with San Francisco’s Robert Ramshur, will collaborate on a 12-course meal that has been foraged, hunted and gathered. Sunny will take guests through various dishes which combine the wild vegetables and fruits found on Maui. Guests will take home Savage’s Wild Food Plants of Hawaii book. $185+. 5:30-9:30pm. Location revealed upon ticket purchase. Wildfoodplants.com. Photo courtesy Sunny Savage’s Facebook page

SUNDAY, FEB. 21

WINTER POPS – The Maui Pops Orchestra returns to the MACC for Winter Pops. The afternoon will feature violin soloist Benjamin Baker, who brings his extensive experience to numbers like “Poeme” by Chausson and “Faust Fantasy” by Wieniawski. $15-50. 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (1 Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

MONDAY, FEB. 22

TRUCKIN’ FOR TRUCKER FUNDRAISER – Help Trucker Dukes keep on truckin’. The Trucking 4 Trucker auto cruise will help to raise awareness and funds to benefit Trucker’s battle with cancer. Raffles, trucker hats and car stickers will be available for purchase. Enter your car into the lineup for $10 and cruise for a cause. A pau hana meet and greet will follow at Keopuolani Park (bottom playground). $10. 9am. Ah Fooks Parking Lot (65 W. Ka`ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Facebook.com/TeamTrucker. Photo courtesy Trucker Dukes Supporters Facebook page

MONDAY, FEB. 22 WEDTECH SUMMIT – WedTech Summit, an event that builds connections between the worlds of wedding and technology, comes to Maui this Monday and Tuesday, Feb. 22 and 23. Harmony Walton, Rachel Hollis and Ian McFarland are the featured keynote speakers. Wedding professionals will learn about creative amplification tactics as well as trends and technology that’s altering the wedding industry. 9am-7pm. Royal Lahaina Resort (2780 Kekaa Dr, Ka‘anapali), Wedtechsummit.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower

MUSICAL HISTORY OF HAWAIIAN STEEL GUITAR – The Makawao Public Library is hosting “A Musical History of Hawaiian Steel Guitar” with Joel Katz. Learn about the famous instrument, the evolvement of steel guitar’s technique, as well as a mini concert. With more than three decades of experience, Katz continues to pass on his mana as a music instructor at UH Maui College. Free. 6:30pm. Makawao Public Library (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785, Friendsofthelibraryofhawaii.org. Photo: Mike Sidney

TUESDAY, FEB. 23 LEARN TO WRITE A BOOK FOR PUBLICATION – The Kahului Public Library hosts Maui author and writing coach Jasmyne Boswell. Want to write a memoir for your family? How about a business book? Or just a novel for fun? Boswell can help. The hour-long session is recommended for adults. Free. 6:30pm. Kahului Public Library (90 School St., Kahului); 808-873-3097, Jasmyneconsulting.com. Photo courtesy Libraries Hawaii

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

Moore Is Less Michael Moore’s latest documentary, ‘Where To Invade Next,’ is too soft ★★★★★ Rated R / 119 Min.

ichael Moore doesn’t do cute or sincerity very well. Snarky, angry and confrontational rhetoric are his preferred methods of investigative (and extremely biased) journalism. His latest film in some time, Where to Invade Next, showcases the softer side of Moore and the result is in one of his lesser works. During the opening credits, we see clips of violent occurrences taking place throughout the United States. It seems as though Moore were building towards a feature-length commentary on gun control, a commentary on how violence is out of control in this country or possibly a contrast on how the body count in this country stacks up with others. Actually, we see Moore, appearing older but with an undeniable twinkle in his eye, go on an extended tour of other countries, point out their strong suits and affectionately celebrate how different they are from us. It’s as strangely pleasant, odd and gag-inducing

as it reads. I’m glad Moore took a vacation but the fire in his belly appears to be out. Moore’s Roger & Me is one of the great breakout independent films of the late 1980s and, for all its manipulative muckraking, Fahrenheit 9/11 is lightning in a bottle, a time capsule of American sensibilities after the horror of September 11, 2001. The points Moore wanted to make with Bowling For Columbine and Sicko, among others, were stronger than the forced, occasionally staged manner in which he chose to present them. The problem isn’t that much of Moore’s work is so tainted by his own feelings and too contrived to be considered a “documentary.” If anything, his perspective can be valuable, if typically heavy-handed. The problem is that some of his works are frankly more successful in what they have to say, how he comes to his ultimate conclusions and whether he can balance entertainment value with political stumping. Here, Moore is presenting informative nuggets of information that are so easily digestible and gentle in their presentation, his formerly ravenous mode of filmmaking has been rendered toothless.

He should stick to bowling

The framing device, in which Moore addresses high ranking military officers (in an obviously faux sequence) and declares a fake invasion on neighbor countries, is completely lame. All Moore needed to do was declare the information he accumulated, not construct a halfassed “story” that is both embarrassing and limp. Moore’s crusade to confront GM CEO Roger Smith was compelling and suspenseful. In contrast, his jokey meetings with citizens of other countries and sheepishly asking them if he can “invade,” adapt their strong points and post an American flag, comes off as desperate. I’m glad that I know the school lunch system in Germany is superb and that the lunch periods for factories in Italy are generous. The people Moore meets seem nice and, surprisingly, he’s awfully nice

to everyone he speaks to. Why?! I kept waiting for him to ask a political question or comment on how their country feels about America. Everything here is soft-peddled. Were it not for the presence of Moore, who once lambasted President George W. Bush during his Oscar speech, the whole thing would be right at home on the Disney Channel. Seriously: remember those short films on Mister Roger’s Neighborhood where Fred Rogers would leave his house and take us along on a tour of a factory that makes pencils? That’s the equivalent of what Moore has made and it’s both amusing and utterly flimsy. Watching Moore go soft isn’t something I care to watch again. I encourage artists to stretch but not when their new sensibility turns them to mush. ■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Deadpool-R- THU 11:10 1:50 4:20 7:00 8:00,

FRI-SAT 11:10 1:50 2:50 4:20 5:20 7:00 8:00 9:45 10:30, SUN-THU 11:10 1:50 2:50 4:20 5:20 7:00 8:00 Hail, Caesar!- PG13- THU 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00, FRI-SAT 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:30, SUN-THU 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 Race-NA- THU 7:00, FRI-SAT 11:45 3:15 7:00 9:50, SUN-THU 11:45 3:15 7:00 Risen-NA- THU 9:00, FRI-SAT 11:15 2:00 4:25 7:15 9:50, SUN-THU 11:15 2:00 4:25 7:15 The Finest Hours- PG13- THU 11:15 1:50 4:25 7:15, FRI-THU 11:40 How To Be Single-R- THU 11:20 1:50 4:20 7:30, FRI-SUN 11:20 1:50 4:20 7:30 10:00, MONTHU 11:20 1:50 4:20 7:30 The Choice-PG13- THU 12:00 2:30 The Revenant-R-THU 11:30 2:45 6:00 Everything About Her-NA- THU 5:10

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Some showtime info wasn’t available at press time. Please contact the theater directly for complete listings. Gods of Egypt-PG13- THU 7:20 7:50 9:50 10:20 Maltese Falcon 75th (1941) -NR- SUN 2:00, WED 2:00 Triple 9- R- THU 7:50 10:40 The Witch-R- FRI (11:50 3:10 5:30) 7:50 10:20, SAT (11:40 3:10) 5:30 7:50 10:20,

NEW THIS WEEK 2016 OSCAR SHORTS ANIMATED - NR See all the animated short films nominated for Academy Awards. Running time unknown. 2016 OSCAR SHORTS LIVE ACTION - NR See all the live action short films nominated for Academy Awards. Running Time unknown. GODS OF EGYPT - PG13 - Fantasy - A gaggle of white actors portray Egyptian gods because Hollywood has apparently become stuck in 1932. 100 min. TRIPLE 9 - R - Crime/Thriller - A bunch of crooks and bad cops plot to kill a police officer so they can pull off a big heist. 115 min.

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SUN (11:50 3:10) 5:30 7:50 10:20, MON (11:50 3:10 5:30) 7:50 10:20, TUE-WED (11:50 3:10 5:30) 7:50 10:20, THU (11:50 2:30 4:50) 7:40 10:10 Women Of Faith-NR- SAT 12:55 2016 OSCAR SHORTS ANIMATED NR- FRI-SAT (2:00) 7:00, SUN (2:20) 7:00 2016 OSCAR SHORTS LIVE ACTION NR- FRI (11:30 4:30) 9:10, SAT (11:30) 4:30 9:10, SUN (11:50) 4:30 9:10 Zoolander 2- FRI (11:30 12:00 2:00 2:30 4:30 5:00) 7:00 7:30 9:30 10:00, SAT (11:30 12:00 2:00 2:30) 4:30 5:00 7:00 7:30 9:30 10:00, SUN (11:30 12:00 2:00 2:30) 4:30 5:00 7:00 7:30 9:30 10:00, MON (11:30 12:00 2:00 2:30 4:30 5:00) 7:00 7:30 9:30 10:00, TUEWED (11:30 12:00 2:00 2:30 4:30 5:00) 7:00 7:30 9:30 10:00, THU (11:30 12:00 2:00 2:30 4:30 5:00) 6:40 7:10 9:10 10:50 Pride And Prejudice And Zombies- PG13- FRI (11:50 5:10) 10:30, SAT 5:10 10:30, SUN (11:50) 5:10 10:30, MON (11:50 2:30 5:10) 7:50 10:30, TUE (11:50 2:30 5:10) 7:50 10:30, WED (11:50 2:20 5:10) 7:50 10:30, THU (11:50 2:30 5:10) Kung Fu Panda 3- 2D FRI (11:30 2:10 4:50) 7:20 10:20, SAT 4:50 10:20, SUN (11:30 2:10) 4:50 7:20 10:20, MON (11:30 2:10 4:50) 7:20 10:20, TUE-THU (11:30 2:10 4:50) 7:20 10:20. 3D FRI-THU (12:10 5:20) 10:40 Where To Invade Next- R- FRI (2:20) 7:40, SAT 7:40, SUN (2:20) 7:40, MON (11:30 2:20 5:00) 7:40 10:20, TUE-WED (11:30 2:20 5:00) 7:40 10:20, THU (11:30 2:20 5:00) 7:40 9:10 The 5th Wave-PG13- FRI (11:30 1:40 4:10) 6:50 9:40, SAT (11:30 1:40) 4:10 6:50 9:40, SUN (11:30 1:40) 4:10 6:50 9:40, MON (11:30 1:40

4:10) 6:50 9:40, TUE-WED (11:30 1:40 4:10) 6:50 9:40, THU (11:30 1:40 4:10) 10:30 The Boy-PG13- FRI (12:10 2:30 4:50) 7:10 9:50, SAT (12:10 2:30) 4:50 7:10 9:50, SUN (11:30) 4:50 7:10 9:50, MON (12:10 2:30 4:50) 7:10 9:50, TUE (12:10 2:30 4:50) 7:10 9:50, WED (11:30 4:50) 7:10 9:50, THU (12:10 2:30 4:50) Ride Along 2- PG13- FRI (11:30 1:50 4:20) 6:40 9:40, SAT (11:30 1:50) 4:20 6:40 9:40, SUN (11:30 1:50) 4:20 6:40 9:40, MON (11:30 1:50 4:20) 6:40 9:40, TUE-WED (11:30 1:50 4:20) 6:40 9:40, THU (11:30 1:50 4:20) 7:00 9:30 Star Wars: The Force Awakens- PG13- 2D FRI (12:10 4:20) 9:30, SAT (12:10) 4:20 9:30, SUN (12:10) 4:20 9:30, MON-WED (12:10 4:20) 9:30, THU (11:30 4:20) 9:30. 3D FRITHU (2:20) 7:30 Daddy’s Home- PG13- FRI (11:30 2:10 4:40) 6:50 9:30, SAT (11:30 2:10) 4:40 6:50 9:30, SUN (2:10) 4:40 6:50 9:30, MON (11:30 2:10 4:40) 6:50 9:30, TUE-WED (11:30 2:10 4:40) 6:50 9:30, THU (11:30 2:10 4:40) 6:50 Joy-PG13- THU

THE FINEST HOURS - PG13 - Action/Drama Chris Pine stars in this dramatization of a 1952 oil tanker accident that led to the most daring rescue in Coast Guard history. 117 min.

STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - Thirty-two years isn’t so long to wait for a sequel to Return of the Jedi, right? 135 min.

HAIL CAESAR! - PG13 - Comedy/Musical - The Coen Brothers are back, this time with a story about a 1950s Hollywood fixer tasked with keeping big stars in line. 106 min.

THE WITCH - R - Horror - Really bad stuff happens to a family in New England in the 1630s. 90 min.

HOW TO BE SINGLE - R - Comedy/Romance - Six New Yorkers learn how to be single. Stars Dakota Johnson and Rebel Wilson. 110 min. KUNG FU PANDA 3 - PG - Animation - The Kung Fu Panda is back, presumably to do more kung fu and panda stuff. Voices by Jack Black and Angelina Jolie. 95 min.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Some showtime info wasn’t available at press time. Please contact the theater directly for complete listings. Deadpool- R- THU 1:30 4:30 7:15 10:00

WOMEN OF FAITH: AN AMAZING JOYFUL JOURNEY - G - Christian women talk about life and their faith. 100 min. WHERE TO INVADE NEXT - R - Documentary - Michael Moore’s latest work playfully invades other nations to see if they have anything to teach us. See this week’s film review. 119 min. ZOOLANDER 2 - PG13 - Comedy - Models Derek and Hansel (Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson) return to fight some sort of fashionrelated evil. 102 min.

NOW PLAYING 5TH WAVE - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - That actress who played Hit Girl in Kick Ass now has to save her brother after aliens all but obliterate humanity. 112 min.

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES PG13 - Action/Horror - It’s Jane Austen’s classic tale of love that bridges social classes in 19th century England, but with zombies. 108 min.

THE BOY - PG13 - Horror - A nanny goes to work for an English family, then finds that the boy they want her to take care of is a doll. Or is he? 97 min.

RACE - PG13 - Sports/Biography - The story of African-American track star Jesse Owens competing for gold at the 1936 Olympics in Nazi Germany. 134 min.

EVERYTHING ABOUT HER - NR - Comedy/ Drama - A successful businesswoman suffering from cancer hires a nurse, who then helps her reconnect with her son. 125 min.

DADDY’S HOME - PG13 - Comedy - A stepdad and the real dad compete for the affection of a woman’s kids. Stars Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg. 96 min.

RIDE ALONG 2 - PG13 - Action/Comedy Ben (Kevin Hart) and his soon-to-be brotherin-law James (Ice Cube) head to Miami to take down some drug dealer before Ben’s wedding. 101 min.

JOY - PG13 - Biography/Drama - Jennifer Lawrence stars in this story of a woman who rises to the top of a vast business empire. 124 min.

RISEN - PG13 - Action/Bible - The story of Jesus’ resurrection, as told through Roman eyes. 107 min.

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MALTESE FALCON - NR - Crime/Drama - A special 75th anniversary screening of the noir classic starring Humphrey Bogart and Mary Astor. 100 min.

DEADPOOL - R - Action/Adventure - The foulmouthed merc with a mouth finally jumps from the comics to the big screen. Stars Ryan Reynolds and a bunch of other people. 108 min.

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THE REVENANT - R - Adventure/Drama - Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy star in this very loose retelling of the time frontiersman Hugh Glass had to survive in the wilderness after being mauled by a bear and left for dead. 156 min.

EVENTS

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ILIZA SHLESINGER TONIGHT

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Hawai‘i: Language Matters FRI Feb 19 7:00 pm McCoy

ANGKOR WAT INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL FUNDRAISER SAT Feb 20 McCoy - see MACC website for film titles & times

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WINTER POPS

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Calendar

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS

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MAKAWAO THIRD FRIDAY AFTER PARTY Fri. Feb 19. Enjoy Carnival, music and costumes of Brazil and Dr. Nat and Rio Ritmo. Capoeira exhibition and costume contest. $10. 9:30pm. 21+. Casanovas, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamakawao.com

‘AN EVENING WITH ALBERT EINSTEIN’ - Fri. Feb 19. Come enjoy a performance of An Evening with Albert Einstein by Rick Scheideman. 6:30pm. The Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St, Lahaina); 808-276-4201; pioneerinn-maui.com

90S NIGHT WITH DJ BLAST - Fri. Feb 19. Yes! Another chance to get down to your favorite decade. You might even hear some Bel Biv DeVoe. Don’t forget to bring all of your cool friends! $10. 10:00pm. 21+. Charleys Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com

ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Fri. Check out PWF’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread. $62.95. 4:30pm. Pacific Whale Foundations Discovery Center, (Ma‘alaea Harbor Shops); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org

ALFRED HITCHCOCK’S ‘DIAL M FOR MURDER’ - Sat. Feb 20. A women becomes aware that her husband is trying to kill her and must devise a plan to trip him up at his own game. Tickets are $12 per adult and $10 per keiki (17 and younger). 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Wailuku); 808-242-2787; mauiarts.org

MARK TWAIN - Fri. Enjoy a performance of An evening with Mark Twain by Rick Scheideman. With humor and wisdom Mark Twain shares aspects of his fascinating life including his time on Maui. The romantic Pioneer Inn Courtyard is the setting for this unique and entertaining experience with a talkback Twain session immediately following the performance. $20. 6pm. The Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-276-4201; Pioneerinn-maui.com

GRETCHEN RHODES AND THE HEART SHAKERS - Sat. Feb 20. Rock the night away with Gretchen Rhodes and the Heart Shakers. $10. 8pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com OLD SCHOOL TUESDAYS WITH DJ SALVO - Tue. Feb 23. Enjoy some old school, good vibes and drink specials. 10pm. 21+.South Shore Tiki Lounge, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444; Southshoretikilounge.com RASTA WEDNESDAY - Wed. Feb 24. Come chill with DJ Irie Dole. Always the best Reggae Jams from Paia to Kapalua. 10pm. Paradise Grill, (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700; Paradisegrillkb.com

STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through music and dance. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Come see the masters of Hawaiian music with his Slack Key Show Ohana: Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and dancer Wainani Kealoha. $37.99. 7:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort Aloha Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Napilikai.com

MAUI FOODIE HALE KU‘AI OPEN MARKET - Thu. Feb 18. Features fresh assorted fruits and vegetables. Open to the public. Free. 11am. Hale Ku‘ai, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156. SUNSET DINNER - Thu. Sit back, relax and take in the beautiful Maui sunset while enjoying a special three-course meal. The menu includes a glass of sparkling wine and an amuse bouche from the Chef. $50. 5:30pm. The Banyan Tree, (1 Ritz-Carton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7096; Ritzcarlton.com/banyantree

WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW Daily (except Sun). Warren Gibson, one of the country’s best magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue. $64 for regular, $104.50 for the Royal Flush package. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com

PLANTATION HOUSE WINE SERIES - Thu. At Plantation House, the monthly wine series is back with specials from selected featured wineries each month. Chef Jojo Vasquez will create specialty-pairing menus for each monthly series and phenomenal specials will be available on selected premium bottles. 2pm. Plantation House, (2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6299; Theplantationhouse.com

BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BAG O TRICKS Tue. Feb 23. High-Energy Comedy and Magic Show! Fun for all ages with Brenton Keith and his Bag O' Trick at Mulligans. Free. 6:30pm. Mulligans on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131 ; mulligansontheblue.com/

ALL YOU CAN EAT BREAKFAST BUFFET - Fri. Feb 19. Come to Kono’s and enjoy $10 Breakfast Buffet and $14 Bottomless Mimosas every day of the week. $12. 8am. Kono’s on the green, (470 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-633-4220; Konosonmaui.com

BURN’N LOVE - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Performer Darren Lee makes it easy for you to relive the days of Blue Hawaii. Tickets start at $59.99; Children 12 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com THE LEGENDARY WILLIE K & THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. Feb 18. This Hawaiian phenomenon captivates audiences around the world with his astounding performances and remarkable array of musical styles. $60 Dinner and Show, $25 Show Only. Call for reservations. 6:30pm. The King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Thu. Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to

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SAY CHEESE COOKING CLASS WITH CHEF LEE - Fri. Feb 19. What better way to get through winter than with a good bottle of red and a great selection of cheeses? Join Chef Lee as you cook your way to ooey gooey cheesy goodness with a combination of imported and domestic cheeses. Then let us show you how to pair these cheeses with some fantastic red wines. $95. 5:30pm. Sugar Beach Events, (85 N. Kihei Rd.); 808-856-6151; Sugarbeacheventshawaii.com MATTEO’S TOUR OF ITALY TASTE OF TUSCANY - Fri. Feb 19. Join us for our 5 course pre-fix menu for $70 per person with optional wine pairing for an additional $60. 5:30pm. Matteos Osteria, (161 Wailea Ike Pl., Wailea); 808-891-8466; Matteosmaui.com MAUI TASTEMAKERS DINNER SERIES - Fri. Feb 19. The “Our Roots” event will feature five courses of Pacific Rim cuisine, each highlighting influences in the chefs’ past. The menu for the evening features: Iwai Temari Sushi, OnoMazé Poké Roll, Gyoku with Sea Eel, “Pulehu Style” Sous Vide Steak and Banana Butter Mochi Lumpia. $90. 5:30pm. Japengo, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4909; Japengomaui.com

FRIDAY ISLAND STYLE SEAFOOD BUFFET - Fri. Start with the best of the Pacific Ocean’s bounty and add fresh locally grown produce prepared by Makena’s culinary dream team. Here, you’ll enjoy an amazing buffet of five stations that feature artfully-prepared seafood, island-style dishes and desserts. $55 Adult; $30 Children; Free for children under five. Call for reservations. 5:30pm. Molokini Bar and Grille, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888; Makenaresortmaui.com HAWAIIAN TEA TIME - Sat. Feb 20. Enjoy a delightful afternoon with live music, hula, Hawaiian teas and homemade sweets. Be part of the fun and dress up with Vintage, Aloha wear and Hawaiian style garments. 3pm. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com BEER MEET UP - Sat. Feb 20. Sample delicious seasonal brews. 5pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat. Feb 20. Join Japengo’s sushi chef in their chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jin Hosono and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. 3pm. Japengo, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4909; Japengomaui.com SUNDAY HAWAIIAN MUSIC JAM SESSION - Sun. Feb 21. How do you take Sunday Brunch and make it better? By listening to Hawaii’s most talented musicians, of course. $50/adult $25/children. 10am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com MAUIANO’S PIZZA BACKYARD BRUNCH Sun. Enjoy delicious fritatas, paninis, breakfast pie’s and BBQ specials. 10am. Mauiano’s Pizzeria, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0791; Mauianos.com CHARLEY’S BLOODY SUNDAYS - Sun. The best and only Bloody Mary bar on Maui. 7am. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com KO SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Go early–the laulau special is first-come, firstserved and does sell out. 5pm. Ko, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com WINE SOCIAL - Sun & Mon. Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. 5pm. Pulehu An Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com BURGERS N’ BREWS - Mon. Feb 22. Featuring a selection of burgers using locally sourced meats and produce paired with Maui Brewing Company beer. 5:30pm. Ocean Pool Bar and Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com TACO TUESDAY - Tue. Feb 23. Enjoy street-style tacos every Tuesday and save. Buy two for $3–beef or tofu with cilantro, onions and Adoboloco Hot Sauce. 8am. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com LUAU DINNER SHOW - Tue. The Ka‘anapali Beach Club is proud to announce their new luau dinner show– Huaka‘I: Journey through Polynesia. The hula performances are beautiful and all will enjoy the fire knife dance finale. 6pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 808-661-2000; Diamondresorts.com

ART SCENE NATIONAL CALL FOR ARTISTS - Now - Sun. May 15. Artist entries sought for Hawaii National Parks 2016 Centennial Juried Exhibition. This will be Schae-

fer’s first national call to artists to submit their work for consideration by jurors. Applications will be accepted online. Schaefer International Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Callforentry.org MARTY WOLFF - Mon. Feb 1 - Mon. Feb 29. His show will be a mix of his photography of marine and land images developed on paper and metal. 9am. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery and Old Jail Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahaina-arts.org THE CESERE BROTHERS JOHN AND DAN Mon. Feb 1 - Mon. Feb 29. View phenomenal art of underwater photography from Maui and around the world. 9am. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery and Old Jail Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahaina-arts.org STATEMENTS ON NATURE: A SURVEY OF PRINTMAKING TODAY - Thu. Featuring a nationally selected collection of work by contemporary printmakers, this exhibit is sure to be eye-opening. Techniques will span both traditional and contemporary processes from the 18th to the 21st century. 10am. Schaefer International Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org WHALES AND WINTER MIGRATION - Thu. Explore Maui and the winter migration of humpback whales to Hawaii waters with master photographer Douglas Jay Hoffman. 3pm. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/Kapalua-Bay FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Feb 19. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd. invites you to visit our gallery, for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase their artist of the week. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com GREG LAROCK - Until - Sun. Feb 21. Maui art lovers relate to his realism style and painterly brush strokes that awaken the beauty of the simplest scene. 8am. Lahaina Harbor, (Wharf Street, Lahaina). RICK J. DELANTY - Until - Sun. Feb 21. Maui art lovers will get their first glance to see Rick Delanty’s landscapes and seascapes. 8am. Lahaina Harbor, (Wharf Street, Lahaina). MACARIO PASCAL - Until - Sun. Feb 21. Artworks that glow with tropical light, island foliage and local life are the hallmark of this award-winning artist. 8am. Lahaina Harbor, (Wharf Street, Lahaina). ANDY EVANSEN - Until - Sun. Feb 21. Andy Evansen is a much sought-after workshop instructor who paints and teaches watercolor painting internationally. 8am. Village Galleries Lahaina, (120 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-661-4402; Villagegalleriesmaui.com MAUI OPEN STUDIOS 2016 - Sat. Feb 20. Visit participating artists, see glassblowing demonstrations and peek inside Hui’s jewelry, ceramic and printmaking studios. Free. 11am. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave.); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous Banyan Tree, check out over 50 select Maui artists. Listen to live music and find unique treasures including paintings, ceramics, jewelry, photography, glass art, wood carvings, baskets and more. Free. 9am. Banyan Tree Fine Art Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com

TICKETS ON SALE ART AFFAIR 2016 - Sat. Feb 27. It’s an evening inspired by the life, color and glamour of Andy Warhol. This year’s event features a live and silent auction, live music, dancing, a gourmet dinner, open bar and an opportunity to gather and celebrate with a wonderful community of art supporters. Tickets: Premium $250, Standard $175, Premium Table (10 seats) $2,500, Standard Table (10 seats) $1,750.

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5pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com 808 LIP SYNC BATTLE - Sat. Feb 27. Maui’s own version of the hit Spike TV show, 808 Lip Sync Battle is a night full of music, dance, laughter, fun and prizes. This is for singers, dancers and entertainers at heart. Sign up as a contestant, or get your tickets for a fun night in the audience. Contestant Entry Fee: Solo- $10, Group- $25 (up to 5 people) General Admission: $20 (Ages 21+ w/drink ticket). $20. 7pm. Maui Theatre Lahaina, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ‘MY BOY HE PLAY BALL’ - Sat. Feb 27. Boy Kahalewai is living the dream, a Division 1 football scholarship, a chance to play pro and a loving family back home. But as he struggles with pressure from his father and awakens to his Hawaiian roots, boy starts to wonder whose dream he’s been living all along. $23. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Wailuku); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org MAXI PRIEST - Sun. Feb 28. Opening the concert will be special guests and local favorites like Ekolu, Marty Dread and Riddum Station. This will be an awesome show for the Maui reggae community to enjoy! 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org CARLOS SANTANA 2006 LUMINOSITY TOUR - Sat. Mar 5. There is much aloha for Carlos Santana. The iconic sound of his guitar is one of the world’s best-known musical signatures. His artistry is a captivating melting pot that reflects the island culture that is Hawai‘i. 5:30pm. A&B Amphitheater Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 18 DONUTS 2 GO WITH THE FRIENDS OF JOE BLACKBURN - Thu. Feb 18. Nathan Nunuha and the Friends of Joe Blackburn will be giving away free donuts, until they run out. Free. 8am. Corner of Vineyard and Market Streets, (104 N. Market Street, Wailuku).

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cannot make a full halau commitment but still want to have hula in their lives. No fundraising, performance or protocol commitments. Must have knowledge of the hula basics; these are not beginner classes. $30. 5pm. Maui Art and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

Hawaii’s marine invertebrates. A marine naturalist will conduct the presentation from within the exhibit, allowing guests to see, touch, and learn about sea stars, sea cucumbers, urchins, and more. 1:30pm. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com

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KI-AIKIDO PUBLIC INTRODUCTORY COURSE Until - Thu. Feb 25. Anyone interested in the practice of Aikido is invited to try a four-week introductory course given by the instructors of Maui Ki-Aikido. Participants receive an instructional book and can apply the fee to membership if they decide to join the dojo. $40. 6:30pm. Maui Ki-Aikido Shunshinkan Dojo, (194 S. Market St., Wailuku); 808-357-5172 or 808-244-5165; Mauiaikido.com

FUNDRAISER FOR DORIS TODD CHRISTIAN ACADEMY - Fri. Feb 19. Feed your family every Friday night for the month of February and 10 percent of proceeds will be donated to the school. 8am-close. Cafe Mambo Maui, (30 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-8021; Cafemambomaui.com

MAUI DANCE VISIONS ANNIVERSARY DANCE - Fri. Feb 19. Featuring Louise Lambert Band with Jose Ortiz and Steve Sargenti. 7pm. Maui Powerhouse Gym, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-6737; Mauipowerhousegym.com

THE BENOITS - Thu. Check out the Benoits as they perform their sweet island jazz at Whalers Village. 7pm. Whalers Village, (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4567; Whalersvillage.com FEBRUARY SPA SPECIALS - Thu. Feb 18. The full service spa offers Valentine specials throughout the month of February including the “Sunrise and Sunset” discount (20 percent savings for a massage or facial treatment booked for 8am or 6pm). Other spa treats include a Coconut Pedicure at $65 (50 minutes) that includes a soothing soak, nail grooming and nail polish. Heavenly Spa by Westin, (2365 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-2588; Westinmaui.com PICNIC FOR POKI CONCERT - Thu. Feb 18. Roselani Place and Ola Na Mele Productions invite you to a Picnic for Poki, our featured guest with live Hawaiian entertainment will be Na Hoku Hanohano Award Winner, Uluwehi Guerrero with Halau Hula Kauluokala. Bring your lunch and relax under the monkey pod tree and enjoy fresh baked cookies from Roselani Place. Free. 11am. Ka‘ahumanu Church, (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-871-7720. HALAU HULA KAULUOKALA KUMU ULUWEHI GUERRERO HULA CLASSES - Thu. Feb 18. Halau Hula Kauluokala under the direction of Kumu Uluwehi Guerrero is opening classes for adults who

HAWAIIAN ISLANDS HUMPBACK WHALE NATIONAL MARINE SANCTUARY WHALE TALK - Fri. Join our knowledgeable staff and volunteers as they present informative facts about humpback whales. 11am. Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary, (726 S. Kihei Rd.); 808879-2818; Hawaiihumpbackwhale.noaa.gov YIN YOGA WITH SOOKIE KUNST - Friday. Bring a yoga or exercise mat and two firm beach towels for props. Suggested donation is $12 per class. Free for Pacific Cancer Foundation clients. 8am. Waipulani Park, (Kihei). ALOHA FRIDAY MUSIC - Fri. 11:30am. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com COCONUT WEAVING - Fri. Join Bolly Helekahi for the 2015 Hana No‘eau cultural demonstration series! Bring your family and friends and learn the ancient art of Hawaiian coconut weaving. Free. 1pm. Kipahulu District of Haleakala National Park, (Kula); 808-572-4400; Nps.gov/hale WAILUKU FRIDAY FARMER’S MARKET - Fri. Come to Pau Hana Kava Cafe for local, organic, food, beverages and handmade goods. Free. 4pm. Pau Hana Kava Cafe, (2070 W. Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-298-6926. WET NATURALIST - Fri. Feb 19. Join a Wet Naturalist at Maui Ocean Center’s Tide Pool and/or Discovery Pool for a hands-on presentation about

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 20 YOGA FOR EVERY BODY - Sat & Wed. Enjoy a free, open to the public yoga class in Kihei with certified yoga instructor Gylian Solay. Free. 8am. Gylian Solay, (Waipuilani Park, Kihei); 808-344-8068; Gyliansolay.com SALSA NIGHT - Sat. Enjoy the Smokehouse’s favorite three $4 drinks specials; well drinks, tequila, and fireballs with a long night of dancing. 10pm. Smokehouse BBQ Bar and Grill, (930 Wainee St., Lahaina); 808-667-7005; Smokehousebbqbarandgrillmaui.com VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - Sat. Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. 9am. North Sugar Cane Train Station, (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808249-8811; Volunteersonvacation.org UKULELE STRUMMING WORKSHOP - Sat. Learn unique ukulele strums to sing-along songs as you “Play Along with Mele Fong.” 10am. Bailey House Museum, (2375 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; Mauimuseum.org A HEART DANCE EXPERIENCE - Sat. Feb 20. A magical journey of transformation invoking musical themes from all over the world. The dance-floor is a talk-, drug- and alcohol-free space to connect through movement and expression. Please bring your own water. $15. 11am. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com

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IMAX UNDER THE SEA - Sat. Feb 20. An underwater look at the diverse coastal regions of Southern Australia, New Guinea, and the Indo-Pacific areas and the impact of global warming on the oceans. 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Wailuku); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org ‘THE ULTIMATE WAVE TAHITI’ - Sat. Feb 20. Plunge yourself into the stunning beauty of an island paradise on a quest to find the perfect wave-riding experience. Ten-time world surfing champion Kelly Slater, Tahitian surfer Raimana Van Bastolaer and group of friends seek out the best waves breaking on the reef at Tahiti’s famous surf spot known as Teahupo‘o. 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Wailuku); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org ‘STORM SURFER’ - Sat. Feb 20. The film follows best friends and surfing legends Tom Carroll and Ross Clarke-Jones, along with surf forecaster Ben Matson, as they track and chase giant storms in their quest to ride the Pacific’s biggest and most dangerous waves. 5pm. McCoy Studio Theater Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Wailuku); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org LET’S GET COUNTRY - Sat. Feb 20. Entertainment by Country Knights and Teri Garrison. Three of Maui’s own ranches, Haleakala, Ulupalakua and Kaonoulu Ranch will participate in a ranch panel to talk story and answer questions regarding ranching on Maui. The Makawao Museum will provide historical information. Wear your favorite paniolo gear, bandanas will be provided to the first 200 guests. Free. 3pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 21 GO GREEN - Sun. Feb 21. Comprehensive recycling event. Call or go online to get a list of accepted items. 8am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-877-2524; MalamaMauiNui.org ‘ART AS NATURE’ YOGA & WRITING RETREAT - Sun. Feb 21. Tap the creative mana of Maui and give yourself seven days to retreat into nature. Each day will include yoga, writing exercises, and adventures in nature. 11am. Kipahulu Maui, (Kipahulu, Hana); 808-248-8974; Kipahulu.org FREE ZUMBA - Sun. At Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio! 9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com YIN YOGA WITH SOOKI KUNST - Sun. All props and mats are provided. Suggested donation is $15 per class. Free for Pacific Cancer Founda-

tion clients. 3pm. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 22 BLOOD DRIVE - Mon. Feb 22. Rose are red, violets are blue, it’s the month for love and patients need you. Have a heart, be a patient’s secret Valentine and donate blood in February. 7:30am. J. Walter Cameron Center, (95 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-244-5546; Jwaltercameroncenter.com STORY OF HAWAII - Mon. Watch Bryant Neal as he combines history, geography and cartography of the Hawaiian Islands to create an educational and entertaining experience. 10am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808662-6600; Montagehotels.com HULA SHOW BY TE TIARE PATITIFA - Mon. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show with Te Tiara Patitifa. 10:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com MONDAY FUN RUN - Mon. Starts at 5pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com DOORWAY INTO LIGHT PRESENTS JOURNEY WITH DEATH - Mon. Feb 22. Facilitated by Bodhi Be. The topic of conversation will be ‘Suicide, Euthanasia and Ending a Life.’ $25. 6:30pm. Temple of Peace Maui, (575 Haiku Road, Haiku); 808-575-5220.

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 23 TALK STORY & HULA LESSONS WITH KAHU DANE MAXWELL - Tue. Feb 23. Visitors will have an opportunity to hear from the Aquarium’s Hawaiian Cultural Advisor Kahu Dane Maxwell and ‘ohana as they conduct a talk story session and hula lesson at the end of the Open Ocean Exhibit. Schedule is subject to change. 11:45am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com FREE UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Free ukulele lessons, because it’s never too late to learn how to play the ukulele. Free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com BINGO - Tue. Enjoy bingo with friends and family. 7pm. Dog and Duck Irish Pub, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669; Theworldfamousdogandduck.com

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entine and donate blood in February. 8am. UH Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - Wed. You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Road bikes recommended. Free. 6:55am. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com UKULELE MIX PLATE - Wed. With more than 20 years in the business, Mele Ukulele has developed great relationships with Maui’s best ukulele teachers. 6pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com OPEN MIC - Wed. Feb 24. Event is for the whole community of Maui and incorporates our music classes, Institute for Hawaii Musicians, family fun and special talent from Maui. All talents welcoming, including singing, skits, dance, drama, slam poetry, hula, Hawaiian Music and stand-up comedy. 5pm. UH Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu VOLUNTEERING ON VACATION: O‘O FARM - Wed. Work on an exquisite organic farm in the misting forest of Waipoli in Kula. Wear sturdy shoes and bring a light jacket that you do not mind getting a little dirty, plus water and sunscreen. Gloves and gardening tools provided. Please call 24 hours in advance to sign up. Free. 8:45am. O‘o Farms, (651 Waipoli Rd., Kula); 808-249-8811; Oofarm.com

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If you could see dead people, I’d hope that you wouldn’t be a victim about it. Instead of considering yourself horribly haunted, you might regard yourself as immensely popular, instead. Sure, your guests are creepy and disgusting, but they’re also privy to wisdom and knowledge that you could make use of. It might even make you rich, if you worked it right. This week, please turn whatever’s happening to you to your advantage, no matter how unpleasant (or pleasant), private, or seemingly negative it is. There’s a silver lining you can get to. All you have to do is look for it.

understand your apprehension; there’s absolutely no way to anticipate what’ll happen to you during this time. It’s like a long, tortuous, dim tunnel, deep underground, which could as easily be filled with benevolent gnomes and treasure, or ravenous beasts and precipitous plunges. You’ll never know which, pre-exploration. That’s the rough news (which you already knew). Luckily, you’ve got a very clear idea of what could await you at the end of the tunnel: the light of your next chapter is bright and inspiring. Be faithful to that. Keep its images firmly in mind and you simply can’t be derailed by the pleasures or pitfalls of this chapter. Now, if that’s not good news, I don’t know what is.

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When you fail, it’s not always because you’ve simply been outplayed. Sometimes you’ve managed to thwart yourself. There’s usually a good reason for this kind of self-sabotage. When you “accidentally” screw yourself over this week, remember that. Don’t waste time berating yourself for what you’d usually deem a preventable and stupid mistake. Instead, consider your loss a blessing in disguise, and start looking for the reasons why that might be so. They’re there. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Control your temper this week. This may be way, way harder than it ought to be, because, remember: the last time you slammed your fist through a wall, you found an ancient cash-stash hidden behind the plaster. Talk about validation. It was like the universe handed you a big fat reward for blowing your top. Not this week, though. Lady Luck is a capricious bitch, and she’s liable to take away more than she gave last time, if you give her an opening. In other words, the next wall you punch will probably be concrete, and the medical bills for your broken hand will outstrip ten hidden treasures.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

You’re not trapped. Sure, your movements are a bit encumbered, but you’ve still got choices. Hopefully, it’s a relief to find that you haven’t passed the point of no return–you thought it was that intersection you crossed a while back. However, that dread No Turning Back sign is looming up ahead. The last final warning you got turned out to be a false alarm (Lucky for you, since you missed your chance to get out at that time). This one is no fire drill, though. Get out or buckle in for the ride. Escape before next week or you’re on this one until the thing stops on its own. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Omens and portents aren’t usually your style, but I suggest you make an exception this week. The universe is striving to impart some feedback about your recent choices, and unfortunately, whatever higher powers there are prefer (at least at the moment) to use methods that are highly subject to interpretation. Luckily, deciphering these clues shouldn’t be too hard, provided you’re receptive to them; it’ll be pretty obvious, once you’re looking, to see when you’re delivered validation or a warning, and what you ought to do next. Then, do it.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Welcome to zero gravity. Your time in the metaphorical space station will be brief but harrowing; nothing’s nailed down right now. All the pieces of your life are floating willy-nilly in all directions. Please don’t attempt to organize them or otherwise pin them down, however. This will only create greater chaos. Practice serenity, instead. Sudden movements (physical or emotional) should be avoided until next week, when normal gravity will begin to gradually reassert itself. Do not rush this process. Hint: If you wait until it’s completely over before you attempt to clean up the mess created during this time, you might not have to do it alone.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

The problem with children that spring full-grown from your forehead is that more than half the time they want to kick your ass, or kill you. Keep this in mind when you’re tempted to send your fledglings out into the world prematurely this week. That’d be a huge mistake. They’re not ready to leave the nest. I know the place is crowded and you’re exhausted. Nevertheless, persist a little longer. Your creations will benefit from the extra care. In return, they won’t come back to haunt you (or screw you over). It’s a fair trade, believe me.

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I hope the edge of your seat’s comfortable, because that’s where you’ll be, when you get to sit at all. Don’t feel too bad about the fact that you’ll mostly be racing around like a decapitated chicken, though; there’s no way you could have prepared better than you have. You simply had to wait for certain pieces to fall into place and you couldn’t reasonably act until they did. Well, now they have, and you’re not going to have time for much else. So what? It’s bound to be exciting, interesting, and, on some level, satisfying. At least you’re good at it. So don’t stress; shine, instead.

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Prepare to face disappointment early this week when your latest get-rich-quick scheme is prove infeasible. It’s a clunker. You should have known, however, that it wouldn’t be as easy as that. Don’t try to salvage this one. The bad outweighs the good; it’ll drag you down before you save any piece of it. Just let it go as deadweight and concentrate instead on what is going well for you: your love/sex life. A window opens this week for you to either start an affair with someone who’s radically different from you, or to spark up your current relationship’s routine with some weird and exciting new shit. Go there, and leave your failed enterprise forgotten in the dust. To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com

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