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BAD TIPS Tipping in restaurants has an ugly past and is unfair to food servers. Here’s why it needs to end.

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3. The Kula Community Association scheduled a candidate forum for May 18 (after MauiTime went to press). Which of the following individuals is NOT a candidate for Maui County Council seat representing Kula and Pukalani? A. Incumbent councilmember Gladys Baisa B. Kumu hula Napua Greig Nakasone C. Event manager Eric Molina D. Women Helping Women executive director Stacey Moniz E. Maui County Democratic Party vice chairperson Yuki Lei Sugimura See answers, page 29

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Intergovernmental Affairs Committee, which is chaired by termed-out Councilman Mike Victorino. Though Victorino has long been listed as a potential future mayoral candidate, he’s also recently said that he intends “to carefully review all the charter amendments submitted by my colleagues or the public and decide which are worthy of a public discussion in committee.” In other words, we’ll just have to wait and see what Victorino does. Because if the County Council is serious about getting this amendment on the November ballot, then they’ll have to act quickly.

HAWAII’S FAVORITE BABY NAMES A couple weeks ago the Social Security Administration sent out a press release listing the top baby names in the U.S.

lulu office for the top baby names in just Hawaii. They said they’d get back to me, and on May 12, they did. Without further adieu, here are your top five baby names (boy and girl) for Hawaii in the year 2015: BOYS 1) Noah 2) Liam 3) Mason 4) Ezekiel 5) Aiden GIRLS 1) Mia 2) Emma 3) Olivia 4) Aria 5) Ava

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It would seem like Maui County Corporation Counsel Patrick “The Gambler” Wong’s luck has turned, and not for the better. On Saturday, May 14, The Maui News reported that Wong’s latest financial disclosure statement reports that he only won “between $1,000 and $9,999” in Las Vegas last year. For most people, this would be wonderful news. But for Wong, who enjoys playing poker, craps and slots in Vegas hotels like Harrah’s and the MGM Grand, usually brings home a lot more in winnings. Last year, I went through Wong’s disclosure statements dating back to 2011. “[T]hey show that since 2011, Wong has earned somewhere between $500,000 and $1.2 million gambling in Vegas,” I wrote in our June 18, 2015 cover story “Maui County Corporation Counsel Pat Wong loves gambling in Las Vegas. And he wins a lot, too.” Though the forms show that since 2012, Wong hasn’t brought home less than $50,000 in winnings from Vegas, Wong’s gambling success was largely a secret–even among his colleagues in the county. An search through The Maui News’ online archives also indicates that their May 14 story was the first time the paper had written about Wong’s gambling. In any case, Wong wouldn’t talk to me last year when I started asking county officials about Wong’s lucrative hobby. “He doesn’t want to talk,” county Communications Director Rod Antone told me a few days before my 2015 story came out. “Not because he’s being cagey, but because he doesn’t want to jinx it. And if he starts losing after this article comes out, he’s gonna blame you.” But hey–winning between a grand and 10 grand is still winning, right? Right?!

major change in local government. On Monday, May 9, the county’s Special Committee on County Governance voted 6-3 in favor of placing a charter amendment on the November ballot that would institute a new “county manager” form of government in Maui County, according to the May 10 Maui News. Local activists and government-watchers who’ve long advocated just such a change were heartened by the vote. “If enacted, the effect would be to place dayto-day county operations in the hands of a professional manager hired by the [Maui County] Council while retaining a popularly elected mayor with veto power, who would continue to represent the county inter-governmentally and who would appoint citizens to boards and commissions,” said Mark Hyde, who’s been pushing for a county manager form of government, in a May 9 email blast. “This is step #1 in a three step process, the next being Council approval of the Resolution followed by approval by the people in November.” The 11-member committee (two members were excused from the final vote) had a lot of options before them, and they seem to have opted for the most moderate change that can still fall under the “county manager” classification. Many counties lack any sort of elected mayor, but the committee opted to keep ours, though with the power to hire and fire department heads given to the new professional manager, the mayoral job will largely be ceremonial (which helps explain why people like current Mayor Alan Arakawa and current county Managing Director Keith Regan– who is running this year for the Maui County Council–hate the idea so much). Instead, this charter amendment would move the real day-to-day management of the county’s various departments to a professional, hired and overseen by the Maui County Council. The upside? Department heads will get their jobs because of experience and expertise, rather than any sort of personal relationship with the mayor. This is wonderful, but there’s also a danger: a future county manager would simply learn to “count to five”–build a coalition of five allies on the County Council and then pretty much do as he or she sees fit. In any case, all this now gets handed off to the Maui County Council’s Policy and

Everyone's naming their little girls after Mia Hamm, right?

for 2015. For boys, it was Noah; for girls, Emma was the most popular. At the time, I asked the SSA’s Hono-

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So Noah is really popular with parents both nationally and here in Hawaii. In fact, the top three boys names in Hawaii are the same nationally (though Ezekiel and Aiden didn’t make the national top 10 list). But for girls, Hawaii mothers like Emma fine enough, but are really loving Mia, which is only the sixth most popular girl’s name nationally. “The agency began compiling the baby name list in 1997, with names dating back to 1880,” the Social Security Administration stated on May 6. “At the time of a child’s birth, parents supply the name to the agency when applying for a child’s Social Security card, thus making Social Security America’s source for the most popular baby names.” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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EVERYONE WINS AT THE SEVENTH ANNUAL HAWAII STEM CONFERENCE More than 800 students, teachers and industry professionals participated in The Hawaii STEM Conference May 6-7 at the Wailea Marriott Resort. The two-day conference hosted more than 43 student breakout sessions, 16 teacher professional development breakout sessions and 15 STEM competitions. A total of 112 schools and organizations statewide were represented. “Programs like this STEM Conference where you can go and explore your passion is really the best,” said Luke Jones, a senior at Kihei Charter School. “Every time I come, there’s always something new and I’m excited to learn more.” The seventh annual statewide STEM Conference was presented by Maui Economic Development Board’s (MEDB) Women in Technology (WIT) project. Event organizers said the annual event proved once again that everyone’s a winner when it comes to STEM education, whether it is by empowering youth through STEM programs; providing teachers with needed STEM-based resources and tools; or inspiring Hawaii’s next generation of innovative thinkers and doers–STEM has a far-reaching impact. “What I like best about the conference were the breakout sessions,” said Raymond Andrade, a senior at Baldwin High School. “It’s one big get together of all these schools, trying the latest technologies and working together. Whether it be coding or engineering or math-based programs or digital media, there’s a session for practically everyone here which is pretty amazing and well organized.” Students also had the opportunity to participate with others from around the state in STEM competitions. “One of the big benefits for students attending this conference was they got to meet other students who have similar interests,” said Keith Imada, a STEMworks facilitator at

Maui High School. “As teachers, a lot of times we put students together who are in STEM or science, but they don’t always have the same interests. But here, they have similar goals, motivations, frustrations, and accomplishments. They are proud of what they’ve done and get to share with other students who understand what they’ve gone through.” The winners of this year’s competitions were announced during the May 7 awards ceremony. The event featured numerous student winners from Maui County. Bernard Sula and Milmar Villanueva from Maui High School won the On-Site Video Competition; Maya Ooki, Jeremie Amano, Kai Richardson and Michael Reeves from King Kekaulike High School won the On-Site Cyber Spyware Competition; and Zoe Whitney and Allyza Sayno from Maui High School won the On-Site Design Pitch Competition. Other Maui winners included Emmanair Rich (King Kekaulike High School), who won the Music Competition; Allyza Sayno (Maui High), who won the Photography Design Competition; and Maui High’s Shanell Pugal, Jada Chang, Roxanne Agtang, Sydney Dempsey and Jordyn Paa won the PSA Competition. Maui High’s Kyle Alquisalas and Jake Arnsbrak won the STEMworks Tech Tips Competition. The T-Shirt Design Competition honors went to King K’s Thanthawat Moengchaisong. The What is STEMworks Competition honors went to Evan Aquinde, Jayboy Badua, Josh Cui and Jadynne Zane from Maui Waena Intermediate School. Christine Alonzo, Czerena Bayle, Tiana-Lei Juan and Jadynne Zane, also from Maui Waena Intermediate School, won the Inter PIA Competition; and Baldwin’s Chelsea Kau and Shanelle Macaraeg won the High School PIA Competition. “The high energy 5x5 sessions were invaluable for students as it offered them a rare opportunity to have direct access to professionals in the STEM field,” said

Emily Haines-Swatek, Career and Technical Education coordinator and MEDB’s STEMworks teacher at King Kekaulike High School. “They got an idea of the wide variety of careers available, as well as the benefits and challenges they may face on the road to such a career.” This 2016 conference theme was “download knowledge, upload service” which emphasized the role the conference played in promoting and developing the skills of students to become innovative thinkers. “One of our goals in providing these types of STEM events and programs is to encourage our youth to use STEM as a tool for making a positive difference in their community,” said Isla Young, MEDB’s K-12 STEM Program Director. “By all of us working together we can help Hawaii’s students access the wonderful world of STEM and provide experiences that will foster the next generation of innovators, educators, and leaders.”

MAUI FILIPINO CHAMBER WILL SOON HAND OUT GINTONG PAMANA AWARDS The Maui Filipino Chamber of Commerce will honor leaders from Maui’s Filipino community June 16 at the 2016 Gintong Pamana Leadership and Scholarship Awards, which will be held at Maui Beach Hotel. The prestigious Gintong Pamana (Golden Heritage) Leadership Award will be presented to six outstanding individuals. The Maui Filipino Chamber of Commerce Foundation also will award $1,000 scholarships each to

select high school seniors and to a recipient from the Maui Culinary Academy at University of Hawaii Maui College. “The awardees have demonstrated dedication in their respective fields–from health care, culture & arts, hospitality and community service,” said Maui Filipino Chamber of Commerce President Kit Zulueta. “We hope you can help us honor them at our awards night as it promises to be a special night for all.” The 2016 awardees are: Zacarias G. Asuncion, a retired surgeon who now dedicates his life to volunteer medical work; Uluwehi Guerrero, Kumu Hula and multiaward winning Hawaiian music recording artist; Vincent L. Gusman, humanitarian and leader of the Maui Masonic Lodge; Rick Nava, public servant and accomplished businessman; Ronaldo Santos, Food and Beverage Manager at the Marriott’s Maui Ocean Club and community supporter; and Melanie Vallejos, dentist and leader of community development projects. The Chamber’s Gintong Pamana Committee, with help from a panel of judges, will also give a special award to one of the recipients, which will be announced that evening. The public can attend the Gintong Pamana Leadership and Scholarship Awards banquet by purchasing a $50 ticket online at Mauifilipinochamber.com/gintongpamana or by calling Event Chair Jeana Gamboa at 808-419-1617. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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industry for using a photovoltaic system to supplement our electricity use with renewable solar energy,” says Gary Bulson, Senior Engineer at Hyatt Regency Maui Resort and Spa, in a recent press release. “Hyatt Regency Maui is one of the first resorts in Hawaii to install a system of solar panels of this size, making it one of the largest rooftop PV systems in the state of Hawaii. We are currently in the process of introducing a sustainability tour around our property that will better inform and increase awareness of the different areas that we are making sustainability advancements, including: water efficiency, ocean and reef protection, minimizing food waste, recycling, solar energy, interior air quality and green cleaning.” The Hyatt expects to produce more that six percent of their electricity through their new solar system. The Fairmont Kea Lani is currently in the final steps of their 1,258 photovoltaic system that will launch in June. The Kea Lani is predicting a 10 percent offset of their current energy demand and a reduction of 457 metric tons of carbon dioxide annually. “Fairmont as a brand has a long history

The Hyatt also established a long term goal for greening the property. Housekeeping uses Ecolab cleaning products to reduce volatile organic compounds and protect staff health. The resort also retrofitted rooms with high efficiency shower heads

to save more than 30 percent in water consumption. Hyatt has championed other efforts in irrigation, food waste recycling and protecting the ocean from runoff. Senior Engineer Gary Bulson, a veteran of green initiatives, made them a focus for his career with Hyatt that began in 1973. He says the county and mayor played important roles in getting the photovoltaic job done. “Mayor Alan Arakawa and the County of Maui have been extremely supportive in the sustainability efforts that we have been able to accomplish here at Hyatt Regency Maui Resort and Spa,” he says. “From the participation of the Mayor himself at our LEED EBOM certification reception, to the photovoltaic system installation reception and the proclamation of Hyatt Regency Maui Resort and Spa Malama ‘Aina Leadership Day on October 17, 2014 that recognized our efforts to increase waste diversion, energy efficiency and conservation, in addition to urging citizens to work toward keeping the island of Maui sustainable and environmentallyfriendly for generations to come.” Bulson emphasizes the best thing a resort can do long term for the environment is educate the staff, residents and visitors alike with their efforts. “The largest impact that the resorts can have on our local communities are the sustainability efforts that continue to have a positive impact on our environment,” says Bulson. “Educating the staff and local residents about being environmentally conscious is another way that Hyatt Regency Maui Resort and Spa supports the efforts of the community. Our next property feature to be installed is a Sustainability Tour that takes you on a self-guided tour around the property, highlighting the areas in which we focus sustainability efforts–Food & Food Waste, Water, Materials & Recycling, Renewable Energy & Energy Efficiency, Ocean & Landscape, and Staff Training with signs attached.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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POLICE REPORT The Tap Inn bar in Billings, Montana, released April 11 surveillance video of the armed robbery staged by two men and a woman (still on the lam), showing two liplocked customers at the bar, lost in affectionate embrace during the entire crime, seemingly oblivious of danger. The robbers, perhaps impressed by the couple’s passion, ignored them–even while emptying the cash register just a few feet away.

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and work, is anything but when it comes to compensating restaurant workers properly. As anyone who’s worked in the restaurant industry knows, in 43 states (including Hawaii), there are actually two minimum wages for workers. There’s the regular one, which varies nationwide but currently stands at $8.50/ hour in Hawaii, and then there’s the

minimum wage for people who work in jobs in which they might be tipped. In Hawaii, the tipped minimum wage is $7.75/hour, but will eventually rise to 9.35/hour on Jan. 1, 2018 (by then, the standard minimum wage in Hawaii will be $10.10/hour). This difference in wages is a problem. Yes, the tipped minimum wage here

is better than in some states, where it stands at a mere $2.13/hour (the federal minimum wage, which hasn’t changed in decades). That wage is so absurdly low that a worker making that actually receives a paycheck marked “THIS IS NOT A PAYCHECK” because all their income went to taxes. “Many people assume that low wages


in the restaurant industry are concentrated in the fast-food segment of the industry,” writes Saru Jayaraman, the director of the Food Labor Research Center at UC Berkeley, in her new book Forked: A New Standard for American Dining. “Unfortunately, this is not the case. Workers in all segments of the industry, in all positions and of all racial and gender backgrounds work and live in poverty in the restaurant industry. Wages for kitchen workers are abysmal, and, unbeknownst to many, income for workers serving customers on the dining floor–workers who earn tips–is no better.” For Hawaii, this is especially important. According to the Hawaii Restaurant Association, slightly more than 90,000 residents work for restaurants in Hawaii–15 percent of the state’s entire labor pool (nationally, restaurant workers make up 10 percent of the labor market). What’s more, the HRA projects $4.5 billion in projected Hawaii restaurant sales this year. Add to that a new study published by the Pew Research Center last month that showed Hawaii has the sixth highest cost of living in the United States. It’s a remarkable 23.9 percent higher than the national average (Illinois, the state with the highest cost of living, is 34.6 percent above the national average). On top of that, in the last few years both Roy’s and Pineapple Grill got in trouble with the state Labor Department for forcing servers to share their tips with kitchen staff–a violation of the Fair Labor Standards Act. Add to that a general lack of paid sick days, which is a public health hazard. And let’s not forget that the whole practice of tipping leads inexorably to increased sexual harassment. “Seven percent of American women work in restaurants, but 37 percent of all sexual harassment complaints to the EEOC come from the restaurant industry,” Jayaraman noted in Forked. Clearly, unquestionably, Hawaii needs to get rid of tipped minimum wages. There should be one minimum wage for all employees, regardless of whether they get tips. On May 9, I spoke with Jayaraman by phone about her new book and how Hawaii is far behind some states in treating restaurant workers fairly (Disclosure: I went to high school with Jayaraman, though we didn’t know each other there. In any case, we’ve had no contact with each other since at least 1990).

Q: So why did you write Forked? I wrote another book called Behind A: the Kitchen Door in 2013. It was about all the things people don’t know about restaurants. I did a book tour, and there was so much demand for this information. We also put out a diners’ guide for a couple years. Oxford asked me to put that into a book. There’s a handful of folks who are doing it right– about 200 people doing it right nationally. The more we communicate our values, the more restaurant owners will take the high road. We’re seeing some of the highest-profile restaurants starting to go the high road.

Sick people serving food is a public rant owners join the association because of Q: Why is that? customers. They’ve changed their business health hazard! practices and raised their wages. With the Fight for 15, the restaurant inIt is. A: dustry has had to deal with this.There’s A: The modern history of tipping– also a new generation of restaurant owners Q: specifically, its racist beginnings who’ve been schooled outside of the old ways. At the end of Forked, you talk in post-Civil War America–that you Q: about a new smartphone Diner’s wrote about in Forked and in your 2015 And the industry is facing the biggest labor shortage they’ve ever experienced. People just can’t survive working this way. The unsustainability of the business model is catching up and they’re having to deal with it.

Guide app you’ve launched. It lists restaurants around the country that have done away with the tipped minimum wage, offer paid sick leave and so forth, but has no listings for any place in Hawaii.

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join. Every employer can take the high road.

dustry jobs?

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does Hawaii compare with a slave wage, but then we found out that it Q: How the rest of the nation? really was a slave wage. We only have 200 or so restaurants Hawaii uses something called a “total conditions getting better for A: that we know are doing it right. We Q: Are A: compensation model” to decide how want people who work in service inconsumers to encourage restaurants to tipped workers can be paid. It’s very convoluted, and says basically that if tipped workers make a certain amount, they can be paid less. It just works out to be the same thing: employers can pay less. I see that. According to the Q: Yes, state of Hawaii Department of Labor and Industrial Relations, “an employer may pay tipped employees less than the applicable minimum wage if the tipped employee customarily and regularly receives more than $20 a month in tips and the combined amount of wages and tips is more than the applicable minimum wage…”

I definitely think we’re should Hawaii residents Q: Sowhowhat A: Absolutely. headed in the right direction. We’re patronize restaurants do? seeing a massive shift in the industry. Whenever you eat out, at the end of A: the meal ask to speak to the manager. FORKED: A NEW STANDARD Say that you’ve loved the meal, but then ask questions like “Do you provide paid sick days to your employees?” and “Do you pay more than the tipped minimum wage?” If they don’t, tell them that, as a regular customer, you’d like to see them join RAISE, which offers a different way of doing business. We’ve had lots of restau-

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whole system is just totally imA: The possible to enforce. Hawaii is different from the other states, but we consider it one of the 43 states [that stills pays tipped workers a lower minimum wage]. Hawaii’s tipped minimum Q: Now wage is $7.75. How does that compare with other states? Most people in the industry get paid A: the federal tipped minimum wage, which is $2.13 an hour. That means they get a paycheck that says, “This is not a paycheck,” because all their wages went to taxes. It’s crazy. The two-tiered wage system is also really hard to enforce. It’s the most absurd thing to enforce. It’s ridiculous! terms of paid sick leave, Q: InHawaii is also behind other states. Bills mandating it usually die in committee in the state Legislature. Here’s a quote from the Hawaii Restaurant Association’s testimony against Senate Bill 2456, which died in committee in February: “This will be another mandated benefit that will greatly increase the economic burden on the businesses and at the same time create additional administrative work such as managing the accumulated benefits that small businesses do not normally have big administrative staff to do.” [the restaurant associations] A: They have so much power. If the District of Columbia, Massachusetts and New York can move in this direction, then Hawaii can. Not having paid sick days is pathetic–it’s a sign of power of the restaurant association. Most restaurants are sympathetic to this. giving restaurant workers Q: But paid sick leave is a no-brainer!

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in developing the open air kitchen and menu. Aluminum seats surround black square tops, and there’s a community bench with cushions along one wall. There is wifi and I saw several laptops were open. The open kitchen has a register off to one side where they take orders and a line of high stools along a bar for customers. “I wanted the deli here to look a little different than what you usually see around Maui,” says Vafaie. “There are enough rainbows and surfboards in designs around Maui. I wanted a space that pays homage to the classic deli. A sleeker industrial or urban look.” One of the first things Vafaie tells me is that I have to try their coffee, especially the lattes. They have a sage latte, a cardamom one, plus a spiced mocha on the menu. They also have drip, but the

North Shore Deli Burger lattes are where it’s at. Barista Emilee Brimhall brings her Seattle java palate to the coffee menu. “For the sage latte, we infuse sage into the syrup,” says Brimhall as she motions to a bottle of green elixir that’s going into my latte. I ask her if I can take a photo of my coffee and she sighs and rolls her eyes a bit. “No,” she says. “It isn’t pretty enough.” Her pretty pointy pink nails get to work on another version that’s more photogenic while I ask her about the fancy flavors. “I used to work at a cafe in Seattle,” Brimhall says. “That’s where I got my inspiration. I want to keep going, I want to make other types of syrup and new flavors of lattes. There’s a rose latte with rose water that’s good. We use Anthony’s coffee right now.” I try the rose water latte and fall hopelessly in love with it while waiting for my burger. They also serve a lot of full breakfast items which I’m dying to try: corned beef hash, lox and bagels, omelets, bacon

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DAY OF THE DEAD LISTENING PARTY – All Maui dead heads definitely don’t want to miss out on a fun night at Charley’s. Their Day of the Dead Listening Party will feature a 59-song tribute to the Grateful Dead, and tunes from Mark Johnstone and Lenny Castellanos. A portion of the event’s proceeds will support the Red Hot Organization’s fight againstt nt HIV/AIDS. No Cover. 6:30pm. Charley’s Restaurant 085; and Saloon (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com. Photo courtesy dead.net

FRIDAY, MAY 20 VOYAGING EXHIBIT – Travel to the Hui No‘eau for the opening reception of “Voyaging: A Themed Exhibition.” Discover new realms of artistry at this open call-to-artists event. While exploring the concept of voyaging through the eyes of various artists, see how each creator uses space, transition and wonder as themes to honor Hawaiian culture and personal realization. Jurors are Janet Chun and Tony Walholm. Free. 5-7pm. Hui No‘eau (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

PINT NIGHT FOR THE BIRDS – Maui Brewing Company will host another Pint Night For The Birds at their Kahana brewpub. Half of the night’s beer sales proceeds will go to the Maui Forest Bird Recovery Project, a local nonprofit that’s dedicated to researching and saving the island’s endangered bird species. 6-10pm. Maui Brewing Co. (4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-3474; Mauibrewingco.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

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FRIDAY, MA MAY M AY 20 M MAKAWAO TOWN PARTY – Celebrate the e end of the work week at the Makawao Third F Friday town party. Check out live music at the M Main Stage and stop at Maui Hands to meet its artist in residence. Parking available at Makawao Base Yard, Makawao Hongwanji, two parking lots on Brewer Road and the Makawao Municipal Parking Lot. Free Admission. 5:30-8:30pm. Baldwin Avenue (Makawao). Mauifridays.com/makawao.

GO GREEN – Support Malama Maui Nui’s Go Green monthly event by bringing all of your recyclables to the Lahaina Cannery Mall. It’s your chance to get rid of HI-5 cans and bottles, cardboard, paper and plastics, appliances (working or not), bicycles, books, power tools, ink cartridges, lawn mowers, household batteries, tires, scrap metal and electronics. Green waste, hazardous fluids, paint, furniture and motor oil will NOT be accepted. There’s a suggested $5 fee for dropping off vehicle tires. Free. 8am-12pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-877-2524; Malamamauinui.org. Photo courtesy Malama Maui Nui

SA ATU U RD DAY, MAY 2 SATURDAY, 21 SWIM & FIN – Support a wonderful community event this weekend by attending the third annual Swim and Fin at the Pukalani Aquatics Center. It’s a fundraiser for the Maui’s Special Olympics Maui Dolphins Swim Team. Swimmers will be grouped by age, and there will be prizes awarded based on various categories. The entrance fee includes a commemorative t-shirt and light refreshments. $35. 8am. Pukalani Aquatics Center (90 Pukalani St.); 808-572-1479; Firstgiving.com. Photo: MauiTime

ECO-FARM TOUR – If you’re interested in learning more about eco-friendly and sustainable living, go to Huelo for a fun and interactive tour of the Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm. Explore the island’s wonders while learning about regenerative organic farming, sustainable energy systems, aquaculture and permaculture design. This weekly eco-tour is fun for kids and adults, and the ocean views are awesome. $25. 4-6pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm (4505 Hana Hwy., Huelo); 808-958-1867; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

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SUNDAY, MAY 22 3-D FILM, JAZZ & ELECTRONIC MUSIC – It’s a night 3-D film, jazz and electronic music at the Iao Theater, courtesy Ebb and Flow Arts. Attendees will first watch a 3-D preview of The Tibetan Illusion Destroyer by filmmaker Tom Vendetti. Then enjoy music by the Maui Jazz Quartet and three electronic selections from Ebb and Flow’s “Music of the Spheres” series. Free. 7:30pm. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-876-1854; Ebbandflowarts.org. Photo courtesy Robert Pollock

CHEERS & BEERS PRIDE NIGHT – Head over to the Cheers and Beers Maui Pride Night at Maui Brewing Company in Kihei for Maui’s LGBT community. There will be great beer selections, craft cocktails and wine available for those that are 21+. Guests can also look forward to “grown-h up games” and live music by Johnny Ringo and Deborah o. Vial. Ono grinds from local food trucks will be available, too. iNo Cover. 3-10pm. Maui Brewing Company (605 Lim. poa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewing.com. Photo: MauiTime

SUNDAY, MAY 22 FULL MOON CRUISE – Join Pacific Whale Foundation for a Full Moon Cruise. Harriet Witt, an internationally renowned astronomy writer and speaker, will narrate the voyage. The cruise includes beverages, appetizers, dessert and a colorful marine life poster. Kama‘aina can take advantage of a 40 percent off deal for this awesome monthly ocean adventure, and kids under 3 are free. $62.95 adults/ $41.95 3-12 years old. 8-10pm. Lahaina Harbor (675 Wharf St., Lahaina); 800-942-5311; pacificwhale.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

TUESDAY, MAY 24 LIQU LIQUOR COMMISSION - The Maui County Liquor Commission’s circus known as the Search For A New Director has been going on for month The question of who will replace longtime Director Frank “Barmonths. father Silva–who retired last fall–has made even more of a mockery than father” usual of the county’s LC. Well, the commission will is holding a special me meeting on the matter this Tuesday–in fact, it’s the only thing on the ag agenda. Will they actually decide something? Who knows, but it should be fun to watch. 10:30am. LC Conference Room (2145 Kaohu St., Rm. 108, Wailuku); 808-243-7753

REGGAE ON THE BLUE – All reggae lovers are invited to attend the annual Reggae On the Blue concert at Mulligan’s. Get down to some island reggae, roots reggae and dancehall jams with Leilani Wolfram, Kalisi Tau, Benjah and DJ Estylez. Arrive around sunset, and be ready for a booty shaking time with great friends and positive vibes surrounding you. Tickets are available at Eventbrite.com. $15 pre-sale, $20 at the door. 6-9pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com. Photo of Benjah: Dariane Cristine/Wikimedia Commons

WEDNESDAY, MAY 25 SPECIAL HYMNS OF HAWAII – The Napili Kai Beach Resort is hosting a Special Hymns of Hawaii show. Enjoy solo and group performances by George Kahumoku Jr., Kawika Kahiapo and Richard Ho‘opi‘i. The show is a preview of the upcoming Hymns of Hawaii Tour that will debut in December. There’s also a pre-show dinner package at Sea House Restaurant. $37.99 (show only), $95 (w/ dinner package). 5-9:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort (5900 L. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili); 808-661-3311; Slackkeyshow.com. Photo courtesy Patti Link

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5pm • Free Event Maui Brewing Co. – Kihei SUNDAY, JUNE 5 Hemplicious Fundraiser/Dinner Maui “Hempster of the Year” Awards A grand multi-course Hemp dinner event and meet-and-greet with like-minded forward Hempsters Site visit to Maui’s first “Hemp House” MHI presents the North American & Local Maui “Hempster of the Year” Awards

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

Sequels and Remakes: Resurgence It’s time for our annual summer movie preview

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ummer traditionally means we get a new crop of big-budget blockbuster action, adventure and comedy films, and this year will be no different. And yes, many of them will be sequels and remakes. But some look good. Here’s our annual summer movie preview:

THE NICE GUYS (opens May 20) The Gist: Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling in a violent, 1977-set buddy comedy. Why It Could Rock: Written/directed by Shane Black, the gonzo genius behind the bloody, hilarious R-rated comedic thrillers Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang,The Long Kiss Goodnight and The Last Boy Scout. Gosling is great in comedies and Crowe was surprisingly hilarious on his recent SNL stint. Unless: Outside of the Lethal Weapon series he created, Black’s movies are typically cult items. The Nice Guys may be too hip and brutal for mainstream audiences. While they’re typically full of funny oneliners, Black’s storylines mirror Raymond Chandler’s and can be hard to follow. THE CONJURING 2 (opens June 10) The Gist: Vera Fermiga and Patrick Wilson return as real-life ghostbusters Ed and Lorraine Warren. Why It Could Rock: Director James Wan is becoming a new master of horror and the original made audiences scream like banshees. With two strong leads, thick but old school PG-13 scares and a whole month before Lights Out, this could make a killing. Unless: While reliable money makers, not everyone liked Insidious chapters 2-3. Horror movie sequels aren’t the sure thing they used to be (just ask the makers of Sinister 2). Will anything here terrify audiences as much as the Hide N’ Clap game from the original? FINDING DORY (opens June 17) The Gist: Dory the Flounder goes looking for her family, keeps forgetting who she is. Why It Could Rock: Finding Nemo is the most beloved Pixar film, period. Released in 2003, a generation that grew up with it will embrace this sequel. Unless: Pixar has been going sequel crazy, though this won’t be the movie that stops the trend. When they eventually get around to making Brave 2: Even Braver, audiences may finally cry uncle. INDEPENDENCE DAY: RESURGENCE (opens June 24) The Gist: Twenty years after aliens

blew up The White House, they return for more. Bill Pullman and Jeff Goldblum star. Epic cheese-meister Roland Emmerich again directs. Why It Could Rock: Opening exactly 20 years after the original Independence Day was a masterstroke. So was getting Goldblum and Pullman to return. Seeing this on July 4 may be essential for all Americans. Even if it’s sillier than the original, good luck resisting this one. Unless: The trailer is cool but topping the original won’t be easy. Liam Hemsworth and Jessie Usher are young, handsome and in no way enough to fill the void of Will Smith’s absence. ID4 was the biggest hit of 1996 and a summer movie classic but let’s be honest: it’s as corny as My Big Fat Greek Wedding. THE SHALLOWS (opens June 29) The Gist: A surfer (Blake Lively) battles a hungry shark on an isolated cove. Why It Could Rock: Like the surprise hit Open Water, this is a slick, minimalist and intense shark thriller. Unless: Lively carries 90 percent of the movie by herself, which could be a problem. She’s lovely but has yet to prove herself as an actress. This badly needs her to step up and surprise everyone. THE SECRET LIVES OF PETS (opens July 8) The Gist: Turns out that when we leave our pets behind, they raid the fridge and go on wild adventures. Why It Could Rock: The trailer has been playing in theaters for a year and is funnier than most movies playing after it. The voice cast is a hip assortment of popular comedians (Kevin Hart and Louis C.K.!) and the concept is funny. If it’s better than Minions, parents will be most grateful. Unless: If any movie is going to get left behind by Finding Dory, likely the summer’s top grosser, it’s this one. GHOSTBUSTERS (opens July 15) The Gist: Who You Gonna Call? Why It Could Rock: If it overcomes an awful trailer and toxic pre-release word of mouth, it might just work, but that’s a big if. Much of the original Ghostbusters cast turns up in cameos. That alone will bring in diehard fans on opening weekend. Director Paul Feig’s Bridesmaids and Spy were hilarious. Unless: Everyone involved drops the ball. Sony must be kicking themselves for turning a sure-thing into a let’s-pleaseeverybody topic of internet rage. Bill Murray anchored the originals–who’s carrying this thing? Melissa McCarthy and three SNL vets may not be enough. Looks a lot like Pixels.

Wow, that new film about McDonald's founder Ray Kroc looks awesome!

STAR TREK BEYOND (opens July 22) The Gist: The crew of the starship Enterprise takes on a new super-villain (played by Idris Elba). Why It Could Rock: The cast has great chemistry, the franchise is thoughtful and sunny. Elba is a slam dunk as the bad guy. Unless: This matches the mixed-tocontemptuous response to Star Trek Into Darkness. With Khan gone and Spock reborn, are there any classic Trek movie tropes left to reconfigure? Will a new director and a lack of J.J. Abrams at the helm hurt it? LIGHTS OUT (opens August 22) The Gist: Turn your lights off, a monster comes… Why It Could Rock: The three and a half minute, 2013 short film this is based on will petrify you (don’t believe me? Look it up. I’ll wait). The director expanded his original short film and the concept is genuinely scary. Unless: Audiences get enough boo out of The Conjuring 2. JASON BOURNE (opens July 29) The Gist: Following a trilogy, a reboot and several rip-offs, Matt Damon returns as Jason Bourne. Why It Could Rock: Damon and MVP Director Paul Greengrass are back. Throw in the Moby song over the end credits and you have yourself a hit. Everybody now! “Oh Baby! Oh Baby! Then It Fell Apart! It Fell Apart! (repeat 40 times).” Seriously, is there a better action movie opening this summer? Unless: Will the ludicrous pharmaceutical company subplot from the otherwise underrated but Damon-less The Bourne Legacy play a part in this one? Is Bourne still as impressive as Ethan Hunt? Or are they just making these movies to give Julia Stiles work? THE FOUNDER (opens August 5) The Gist: Michael Keaton stars as Ray Croc, the man who helped create the

worldwide phenomenon known as McDonald’s. Why It Could Rock: Keaton is the whole show here. He got passed up for Birdman but his tour de force as Croc might finally lead to an Oscar. Controversy via criticizing the world’s most popular fast food chain could make this the most discussed film of the summer. Unless: Does anyone care about the origin of the Big Mac? Will critics be singing “Ba-da-bah-ba-bah, I’m Lovin’ It”? Will middle America turn against a movie that’s critical of the Golden Arches? The words “From the director of The Blind Side” do not instill confidence. SUICIDE SQUAD (opens August 5) The Gist: A cluster of DC Comics villains join forces and blow stuff up. From the director of Fury. Why It Could Rock: Jared Leto’s take on The Joker is a must-see. Apparently, Batman pops up in this one, too. Also noteworthy–Margot Robie’s take on Harley Quinn is the beloved character’s cinematic debut. Unless: It matches Batman v Superman–Dawn of Justice in desperately courting fanboy dollars. Outside of Leto’s involvement, this looks as good as Batman & Robin. Writer/director David Ayer does nihilism well but his movies are no fun. The new TMNT actually looks better. PETE’S DRAGON (opens August 12) The Gist: A Disney remake of an oldie but goodie. Why It Could Rock: The cast is stronger than expected. Jurassic World survivor Bryce Dallas Howard is no surprise but Robert Redford is in this! The dragon looks more Maurice Sendak than The Good Dinosaur. Looks like Harry and the Henderson with a $300 million budget. Unless: It lands with a thud as loudly as John Carter or The Lone Ranger. The original is well remembered but kinda lame. Will they reprise Razzle Dazzle Day? ■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Angry Birds-PG- 2D THU 7:00, FRI-SAT 11:30

12:10 1:50 4:10 7:00 9:20 10:10, SUN-THU 11:30 12:20 1:50 4:10 7:00, 3D FRI-THU 2:40 5:00 7:50. The Jungle Book-PG- 2D THU 11:00 12:30 2:10 4:35 5:20 7:00, 3D THU 3:00 7:45. 2D FRI-SAT 11:15 12:15 1:40 4:35 7:15 9:40, 2D SUN-THU 11:15 12:15 1:40 4:35 7:15. Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising- R- 2D THU 7:30, FRI-SAT 12:00 2:20 4:30 5:30 7:00 9:10 10:10, 2D SUN-THU 12:00 2:20 4:30 5:30 7:00. This Time- NR- 2D FRI-THU 12:30 3:00 7:45. The Darkness-PG13- 2D THU 11:00 1:10 3:20 5:30 7:40, 2D FRI-SAT 2:30 4:40 6:50 9:00, 2D SUN-WED 2:30 4:40 6:50, 2D THU 2:30 4:40. Mother’s Day- PG13- THU 11:30 2:00 4:40 7:15. A Hologram For The King- R- THU 2:30 4:50. Just The 3 Of Us- NR- THU 11:20 2:00 4:45. Keanu-R-THU 12:10.

MALL MEGAPLEX

(11:50 12:20) 3:40 6:30 7:00 10:20, MON (11:50 12:20 3:40) 6:30 7:00 10:20, TUE (11:50 12:20 3:40) 9:00 6:30 7:00 10:20, WED (11:50 12:20 3:40) 6:30 7:00 10:20. 3D FRIWED (11:20 2:40 3:10) 6:00 9:20 9:50. The Meddler- PG13- 2D FRI (12:00 2:30 5:00) 7:30 10:10, SAT (12:00 2:30) 5:00 7:30 10:10, SUN (12:00 2:30) 5:00 7:30 10:10, MON (12:00 2:30 5:00) 7:30 10:10, TUE-WED (12:00 2:30 5:00) 7:30 10:10. Three Wise Cousins- PG13- THU 11:20 2:20 4:30 7:40 9:40, FRI (11:30 2:20 4:30) 7:20 9:30, SAT-SUN (11:30 2:20) 4:30 7:20 9:30, MON-WED (11:30 2:20 4:30) 7:20 9:30. Barbershop: The Next Cut- PG13- 2D THU 12:10 2:50 5:20 6:40, FRI (11:20 1:50 4:20) 6:50 9:20, SAT (11:20 1:50) 4:20 6:50 9:20, SUN (1:50) 4:20 6:50 9:20, MON (11:20 1:50 4:20) 6:50 9:20, TUE-WED (11:20 1:50 4:20) 6:50 9:20. Huntsman: Winter’s War- PG13- 2D THU 11:30 1:40 4:40 6:50 10:20, FRI (11:40 1:50 4:40) 6:50 9:40, SAT (11:40 1:50) 4:40 6:50 9:40, SUN (1:50) 4:40 6:50 9:40, MON (11:40 1:50 4:40) 6:50 9:40, TUE-WED (11:40 1:50 4:40) 6:50 9:40.

The Boss-R- 2D THU 11:40 2:00 4:20 9:10, FRI (11:40 2:00 4:20) 6:40 9:20, SAT (11:40 2:00) 4:20 6:40 9:20, SUN (11:40 2:00) 4:20 6:40 9:20, MON (11:40 2:00 4:20) 6:40 9:20, TUEWED (11:40 2:00 4:20) 6:40 9:20. My Big Fat Greek Wedding- PG13- THU 11:30 1:50 4:10 6:30 9:00, FRI (11:20) 10:20, SAT (11:20) 10:20, SUN 10:20, MON (11:20 1:50 4:40) 7:20 10:20, TUE (12:10 2:30 5:10) 7:40 10:20, WED (11:20 1:50 4:40) 7:20 10:20. Zootopia -PG- 2D THU 11:40 2:10 4:40 7:10 9:50

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Angry Birds Movie-PG- 2D THU 7:00, 2D FRISUN (1:15) 9:35, MON (1:15), TUE (1:20 9:35), WED-THU (1:15). 3D THU 9:00, 3D FRI-SUN 4:15 7:00, MON (4:15) 7:00, TUE (4:15 7:00), WED-THU (4:15) 7:00. Captain America: Civil War- PG13- 2D THU 4:30 7:45, 3D THU 1:00. Mother’s Day-PG13- THU 1:15 4:00. The Jungle Book-PG- 2D THU 3:45 6:30 9:25,

Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) The Nice Guys- R- 2D THU 7:20 10:10, FRI (11:20 1:40 2:10 4:30 5:00) 7:20 7:50 10:40, SAT (11:20 1:40 2:10) 4:30 5:00 7:20 7:50 10:40, SUN (11:20 1:40 2:10) 4:30 5:00 7:20 7:50 10:40, MON (11:20 2:10 5:00) 7:50 10:40, TUE-WED (11:20 2:10 5:00) 7:50 10:40. Money Monster- R- 2D THU 11:20 11:50 1:50 2:20 4:20 4:50 6:50 7:50 10:40 10:50, FRI (11:40 12:10 2:10 2:40 4:40 5:10) 7:10 7:40 9:40 10:10, SAT (11:40 2:10) 4:40 7:10 9:40, SUN (11:40 12:10 2:10 2:40) 4:40 5:10 7:10 7:40 9:40 10:10, MON (11:40 12:10 2:10 2:40 4:40 5:10) 7:10 7:40 9:40 10:10, TUE-WED (11:40 12:10 2:10 2:40 4:40 5:10) 7:10 7:40 9:40 10:10. Captain America: Civil War- PG13- 2D THU 12:30 3:30 4:00 7:00 7:30 9:20 10:30, 3D THU 11:00 11:30 12:00 2:30 3:00 6:00 6:30 9:40 10:00. 2D FRI (11:50 12:20 3:40) 6:30 7:00 10:20, SAT (12:20) 3:40 7:00 10:20, SUN

NEW THIS WEEK NEIGHBORS 2: SORORITY RISING - R Comedy - A debaucherous sorority moves next door to a family. Stars Chloe Grace Moretz and Seth Rogen. 92 min. THE MEDDLER - PG13 - Drama/Comedy - An aging widow moves to LA with her daughter. Stars Susan Sarandon and Rose Byrne. 100 min. THE NICE GUYS - R - Action/Comedy - To private dicks investigate the death of a porn star in 1970s LA. Stars Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling. 116 min. THIS TIME - NR - Romance - Two childhood friends grow to develop a long-distance relationship. 110 min.

NOW PLAYING THE ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE - PG - Animation/ Comedy - It’s the story of flightless birds who face off against green pigs, only in movie-form. 97 min. BARBERSHOP: THE NEXT CUT - PG13 Comedy - The neighborhood around Calvin’s Barbershop isn’t what it used to be, so the crew gets together to turn things around. 112 min.

The Nice Guys opens this week

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - Captain America and Iron Man face off over mandatory superhero registry with the federal government. 147 min.

THREE WISE COUSINS - PG13 - Comedy/ Romance - A young New Zealand man of Samoan descent ventures to that island to impress a woman. 89 min.

THE DARKNESS - PG13 - Horror - A family gets haunted after visiting the Grand Canyon. 92 min.

LAST CHANCE

THE BOSS - R - Comedy - Melissa McCarthy plays a rich industrialist who goes to prison for insider trading, then tries to rebrand herself as a good citizen. 99 min. THE HUNTSMAN: WINTER’S WAR - PG13 - Action/Drama - The Huntsman (Chris Hemsworth) tries to protect Queen Freya (Emily Blunt) from her rival sister Ravenna (Charlize Theron). Don’t expect to see Snow White, though… 114 min. THE JUNGLE BOOK - PG - Adventure/Family With help from Bagheera the panther and Baloo the bear, Mowgli faces the dreaded tiger Shere Khan in this Rudyard Kipling classic. 105 min. MONEY MONSTER - R - Crime/Drama - A TV host and his producer face peril when an angry guy takes over their studio. Stars Julia Roberts and George Clooney. 98 min. MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING 2 - PG13 Comedy - Nia Vardalos and her family returns for even larger Greek wedding. 94 min.

A HOLOGRAM FOR THE KING - R - Drama - A failed American businessman goes to Saudi Arabia to strike it rich by selling his great idea to the king. Stars Tom Hanks. 98 min. JUST THE 3 OF US - NR - Comedy/Romance - An unlikely love blooms between two very different people. Stars John Lloyd Cruz and Jennylyn Mercado. 121 min.

A PRINCE TRIBUTE SET BY DJ BLAST CLASSIC CAR SHOW MAUI CLASSIC CRUISERS LINE DANCE PERFORMANCE KEONE’S HOT LAVA STUDIO KEIKI ZONE SPIDER JUMPER BUNGIE TRAMPOLINE MAUI TUMBLERS FACE PAINTING BALLOON ANIMALS GOOD EATS & MORE!

KEANU - R - Comedy - Friends try to retrieve a stolen kitten by posing as drug dealers. Stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele. 98 min. MOTHER’S DAY - PG13 - Comedy/Drama - Three generations meet up the week before Mother’s Day. Stars Jennifer Aniston, Kate Hudson and Julia Roberts. 118 min. ZOOTOPIA - PG - Animation/Adventure - A fox that’s a fugitive con artist must team up with a bunny that’s a rookie cop to stop a conspiracy. Voices by Ginnifer Goodwin and Jason Bateman. 108 min.

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Calendar

by Alex Mitchell & Shannon Kekahuna

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS PRIDE NIGHT GLBT - Thu. May 19. Join them for late night fun with resident DJ Love. Proceeds benefit the Maui AIDS Foundation and Maui Pride. $5. 10pm. Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; Hardrock.com/cafes/maui THE GROUCH BDAY SHOW - Fri. May 20. Head Upcountry to Casanova to celebrate The Grouch’s Birthday Show with DJ Fresh and special guest Sierra Carrere. 21+. $22. 10pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamakawao.com GECKO CARCASS - Fri. May 20. Enjoy live music with Gecko Carcass as they play obscure hard rock covers and originals from the ‘70s to now. 10pm. 21+. Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St. B-7, Lahaina); 808-667-7400; Hardrock.com/cafes/maui ‘90S NIGHT WITH DJ BLAST - Fri. May 20. Chilltown Productions presents ‘90s Night with DJ Blast at Charley’s. Music videos will play on a big screen and all their ur monitors. $10. 21+. 10pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com

STAGE KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Thu. May 19. Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage. $99. 4:45pm. Kupanaha Magic, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011; Kupanaha.com ‘ULALENA - Thu. May 19. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through music and dance. A spectacular storytelling experience, and true portal to kanaka maoli lore, 14 years in the running. $29.99. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE - Thu. May 19. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with the best Elvis impersonator in the world. $59.99. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Thu. May 19. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers and yummy desserts. $64. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-6676244; Warrenandannabelles.com WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. May 19. Willie K captivates audiences around the world with his astounding performances and remarkable array of musical styles. $60 Dinner and Show, $25 Show Only. Call for reservations. 6:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com ‘AN EVENING WITH MARK TWAIN’ FINAL PERFORMANCE - Fri. May 20. Come enjoy the final season performance of “An evening with Mark Twain” by Rick Scheideman. Courtyard dining is also available prior to the show, reservations requested. You can get beverage/drink service, too! $20. 6pm. The Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-276-4201; Pioneerinn-maui.com FREE RANGE COMEDY - Fri. May 20. Improv comedy gone wild! Maui’s own award-winning troupe presents an all-organic, audience-inspired night of comedy, raw and unfiltered from the purest imagination. $10. Doors open at 7pm, Show starts at 7:30pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartspacific.com

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ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Fri & Sat. Get on board for lots of fun, food and dancing on Pacific Whale Foundation’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread. This cruise includes delicious appetizers, perfectly mixed Mai Tais and other cocktails. Fridays: 4:30pm, (Ma‘alaea Harbor); Saturdays: 4:30pm, (Lahaina Harbor); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sun. May 22. Join Maui magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magiccomedy performance at center stage. 11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com NA LIO KEIKI DAY - Wed. May 25. Bring your family to a fun evening with Na Lio Iki, their miniature horses, Julio and Freedom. This is a theatrical production with horses that tell the story of the Hawaiian Cowboy. Everyone will have an opportunity to take pictures and brush our minis. There will be games, crafting, coloring and refreshments. They will end the evening with a raffle for the keiki. Free. 5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com

MAUI FOODIE KIDS EAT FREE DURING MAY - Thu. May 19. children s Keiki ages 12 and under can enjoy the children’s h a paying adult. menu complimentary with 9pm. Breakfast 7-11am, Dinner 5-9 5-9pm. e The keiki menu can be found online. 7am. Cane and Canoe Bar, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com

MAHALO KAMA‘AINA - Fri. May 20. Pulehu, an Italian grill would like to thank you for helping them get named “Best Italian” in Maui No Ka ‘Oi’s ‘Aipono Awards for the sixth consecutive year and for recognizing them in Hawai‘i Magazine’s Readers Choice Awards. To show their appreciation, enjoy half off your meal on Fridays in May. 5:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com FRIDAY ISLAND STYLE SEAFOOD BUFFET - Fri. May 20. Start with the best of the Pacific Ocean’s bounty, add fresh locally grown produce prepared by Makena’s culinary dream team and you get an amazing buffet of five stations that feature artfully-prepared seafood, island style dishes and desserts. $55 Adult; $30 Children; Free for children under 5. Call for Reservations. 5:30pm. Molokini Bar and Grille Makena Resort, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888; Makenaresortmaui.com

LA‘A KEA FARM - Thu. May 19. Maui-grown, GMOfree fruits and vegetables. 11am. La‘a Kea Farm, (639 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-8398; Laakea.org FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI - Sat. May 21. Feed My Sheep Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Free. 9:30am. Christ the King Church, (20 W. Wakea Ave., Kahului); 808-877-6098; Ctkchurchmaui.org

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WINE TASTING - Sat. May 21. Join us for free samples of new and scrumptious wines. Must be over 21 with valid ID. Free. 5pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com

‘AN EVENING WITH ALBERT EINSTEIN’ FINAL PERFORMANCE - Fri. May 27. Come enjoy the final season performance of “An evening with Albert Einstein” by Rick Scheideman. Courtyard dining is also available prior to the show, reservations requested. You can get beverage/drink service too! Show Tickets are $20. 6pm. The Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St, Lahaina); 808-276-4201; Pioneerinn-maui.com

SUNDAY HAWAIIAN MUSIC JAM SESSION Sun. May 22. How do you take Sunday brunch and make it better? By listening to Hawaii’s best musicians, of course. $50/adult $25/children. 10am. Ka King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wa Waikapu); 808-249-0033; K Kamehamehagolf.com

HO‘OMANA FUNDRAISER - Fri. Jun 3. This will be a night every woman will love! More than just dinner, dancing and a silent auction, there will also be a fashion show showcasing wahine-owned swimwear, lingerie, fitness and fashion boutiques. $100; $1,500 for sponsor tables seating 10. 6pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Nawahinehoomana.org

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W WINE SOCIAL - Sun. May 22. Join us for an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and PIZZA SPECIAL - Thu. wine list manager, Jim May 19. Pi Artisan PizzeT Hansen. Jim’s thoughtOU K ria is offering 25 percent C ful selections paired with CHE EK off all wood-fired pizzas l AN light bites by Executive WE C E to celebrate their updated TH OU S Sous Chef Alvin Savelia Y F . O h menu throughout the month 17 KS ma for a wonderful pre-dinmake AGE PIC an of May. 11:30am. Pi Artisan P e ner experience for wine enthuON ahaiPizzeria, (900 Front St., Lahaisiasts. 4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian 8.com na); 808-667-0791; Pi808.com Ka Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808Grill, (6 Kai 667-3254; Pul Pulehurestaurantmaui.com PRIME RIB DINNER - Thu Thu. May 19 19. Feast in this exclusive combo entree of 100 percent SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. May 22. Enjoy Angus Beef masterfully roasted by the Westin’s Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on chefs. This dish is paired with Caesar salad and your a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood choice of two sides followed by their house-made laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scalAli‘i Kula Lavender Cheesecake. $39-45. 5:30pm. lops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all Ocean Pool Bar and Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); wrapped in ti leaf, steamed and served with jasmine 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com rice. 5pm. Ko, Fairmont Kea Lani (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com LOBSTER FEST - Thu. May 19. This Lobster Fest is an island favorite, designed by Chef De Cuisine BURGERS N’ BREWS - Mon. May 23. FeaturKurt Lesmerises. It includes a three-course dining a selection of burgers using locally sourced ner. $48. 5:30pm. Molokini Bar and Grille Makena meats and produce paired with Maui Brewing Resort, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888; Company beer. 5:30pm. Ocean Pool Bar and Makenaresortmaui.com Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/oceanpool HARVEST MENU - Thu. May 19. Seasonal specials with optional wine pairing, dine beTACO TUESDAYS - Tue. May 24. Enjoy street-style tween 5:30pm to 6:30pm for a 20 percent tacos every Tuesday and save. Buy two for $3–beef savings on the Harvest (does not apply to wine or tofu with cilantro, onions and Adoboloco hot sauce. pairings). 5:30pm. The Banyan Tree–The Ritz8am. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carton Dr., Kapalua); Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com 808-665-7096; Ritzcarlton.com/banyantree BREAKFAST WITH COUNTY COUNCIL CANDIDATE NAPUA GREIG NAKASONE - Fri. May 20. Join the West Maui Taxpayers Association (WMTA) and Java Jazz for a Pancake Breakfast with County Council Upcountry candidate Napua Greig Nakasone. Free for WMTA members. Nonmembers $7 adult and $5 children 12 and under. Non-members can choose to join WMTA, which will then make breakfast free. RSVP is required and seating is limited to the first 60. 8:30am. Java Jazz and Soup Nutz, (3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-667-0787; Javajazz.net

fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies. Produce boxes available. Free. 10am. One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-280-9019; Onelovemarket.com

FARMER’S MARKET MAUI NUI FARMER’S MARKET - Thu. May 19. Fresh farm produce grown with Aloha. Free. 8am. Maui Nui Farm, (151 Pulehunui Rd., Kula); 808280-6166; Mauinuifarm.com HALE KU‘AI OPEN MARKET - Thu. Features fresh assorted fruits and vegetables. Free. 11am. Hale Ku‘ai, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156. FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Thu. May 19. Island-grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and

ANDERS OSBORNE & LUTHER DICKINSON Fri. Jun 3. The stars align on Maui when two true greats of Americana music, Anders Osborne and Luther Dickinson, take the stage in a manner rarely seen. They will perform alone on-stage, each with a guitar in-hand. In this format, their talents will be on full-display in a bright spotlight for all to see and enjoy. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Wailuku); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org AN INSPIRATIONAL NIGHT AT THE MOVIES - Sat. Jun 4. Maui Humane Society, in partnership with Sugar Beach Events, presents a night at the movies benefitting MHS. This fundraising event will feature two films: The Champions and For The Love of Dogs. There will also be food and beverages available for purchase. Tickets are $25 for adults and $10 for kids. 6pm. Sugar Beach Events, (85 N. Kihei Rd.); 808-877-3680; Mauihumanesociety.org TAIKO FESTIVAL - Sat. Jun 4. Start off with the Chop Suey Jazz Orchestra, playing some old time Japanese favorites in a Big Band style. It’s directed by Casey Nagata and composed of Maui musicians who love playing music together. Then Zenshin Daiko’s 50-plus members will take the stage to perform some of their favorite pieces and collaborate with UnitOne–the professional taiko ensemble from Asano Taiko U.S. Tickets: $20/adults, $10/children 12 and under (plus applicable fees). 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MANA: WHAT IS SACRED - Sun. Jun 5. The word mana is used often in our community but do we really know what it means or refers to? Is it power? Is it spirit? Is it a life force? Is it an energy or something else altogether? A group of community experts come together to share and discuss what makes something sacred. Moderated by Hok lani Holt, Director, Ka Hikina O Ka La, Hawai‘i Papa o ke Ao, University of Hawai‘i Maui College. $12. 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Wailuku); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org ESPERANZA SPALDING: EMILY’S D+EVOLUTION - Tue. Jun 7. Rekindling her childhood interest in theater, poetry and movement, this new project delves into a broader concept performance. Originally conceived the day


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Frisky Friday w/ DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm

Saturday Night Diva w/ guest DJ, 10pm

Sheraton Maui Resort, 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy, 661-0031

PURE: Top 40, House & EDM w/DJ Big Mike

House Party Saturdays w/ DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamikaze

CAFE DEL VINO

Mr. Francois, 5:30-9:30pm

Mr. Francois, 5:30-9:30pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

SIN w/ DJ Blast, 10pm

BLACK ROCK LOUNGE

300 Maalaea Rd., Maalaea - 868-0732

1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

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before her birthday during a “sleepless night of full moon inspiration,” Emily’s D+Evolution will be performing all new material. $35 - $85. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER - Wed. Jun 8. The Perfect Girl’s Night Out! Australia’s hottest export–Thunder from Down Under–shows off chiseled bodies, seductive dance routines, cheeky humor and boy-next-door charm that you won’t be able to resist. Each sexy performer embodies a different female fantasy and brings it to life, turning your wildest dreams into reality. Thunder is a fully interactive experience. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org KAPALUA WINE AND FOOD FESTIVAL - Thu. Jun 9 - Sun. Jun 12. It’s four magical days and nights on the shores of the Kapalua that will bring together oenophiles, gourmands and enthusiasts of the good life to celebrate, learn and experience the finest culinary trends and viniculture. 10:30am. Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7212; Kapaluawineandfoodfestival.com THERASURF SURF DAY - Fri. Jun 10. TheraSurf presents a free surf camp for all special needs kids and adults. Lunch provided for participants and family. Families are encouraged to come to Willie K’s music event at Kimo’s on Saturday, June 11, 9-11pm to raise money for special needs kids. Noon. Launiopoko Beach Park, (Route 30, Lahaina); Therasurf.org CRATER SERVICE TRIP - Sat. Jun 11 - Mon. Jun 13. Enthusiastic and fit hikers are sought for a service trip with the Friends of Haleakala National Park in Haleakala Crater. Volunteers stay at Kapalaoa Cabin Saturday and Sunday nights, hiking out Monday. Learn more and register at www.fhnp.org then contact the trip leader at 808-669-8385. 8am. Haleakala National Park, (Haleakala Hwy., Kula); 808572-4400; Nps.gov/hale/index.htm JOHN HAMMOND - Sat. Jun 11. John Hammond has had an incredible career as a touring blues musician, and has released 34 solo albums since his 1964 debut. His latest, Timeless, was named Best Acoustic Blues Album at the Annual Blues Music Awards. Hammond will be the second in Buffalo Music’s “Storytellers” series, featuring veteran artists whose sto-

MON-Movies Games Music 10pm, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays w/Dance Music,10pm, WED-Wine Down Wednesdays,10pm

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The Grouch’s Birthday Party w/ DJ Fresh & Sierra Carrere, 10pm

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Sundaze Sessions w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm (Happy Hour all night)

WED- Ladies Night!

Day of The Dead Listening Party w/Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 3pm

90s Night w/ DJ Blast, 10pm $10

No music tonight, but saloon is open!

Sunday Brunch & Bloody Mary Bar!

MON- Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7pm, TUE- Brain Massa, 6:30pm, WED-Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carrol 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:-9pm; no cover

MON - Da Ukulele Boyz, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm WED-Benny Uyetake 7-9

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TUE- Pool League

Pub Quiz 7pm, DJ Jamo 10pm

DJ Jamo, 10pm

DJ Jamo, 10pm

Steve Craig 6-9pm SIN 9pm

MON- MA’s Mix, TUE- Ladies Night, WED- Johnny Ringo

Industry Night w/ DJ Surge, 10pm

Fresh Squeezed Friday w/ Adam Rio & Bree Richardson, 8pm

Flip Coin Night! 10pm

Paul Johnson, 7pm

Houseshakers

Kona Storm

Ryan Robinson, 7pm

MON- Soundlab 7pm, TUE-Houseshakers 7pm, WED- Cole Sulenta

ries are almost as good as the songs they’re about. $40-55. 7:30pm. Historic Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com

for live music and mai tais while we showcase our artist of the week. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com

ART SCENE

FEATURE ARTIST RECEPTION WITH JAY JOHANSEN - Sat. May 21. Bootzie Gallery is hosting an artist reception representing the exquisite art from Jay Johansen. Meet Jay and enjoy some adult beverages and antipasto. 4pm. Bootzie Gallery, (3660 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-4954161; Facebook.com/bootziegallerymaui

YOUNG CREATIVES NEIGHBORHOOD PLACES EXHIBIT - Thu. May 19. This exhibit features the work of Maui students from kindergarten to high school in both private and public schools. Free. 8am. Schaefer International Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org ISLAND ART PARTY ALL AGES CLASSES Thu. May 19. It’s part art party, part painting class. Check online schedule for class times and availability. $59. 10am. Island Art Party, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-419-6020; Islandartparty.com PAMELA NESWALD - Until Sun. Jun 5. Pamela Neswald paints and does mixed media art. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery and Old Jail Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahaina-arts.org LEE OLULANI PLEVNEY - Fri. May 20. Come and meet this talented ceramic artist, her hand built forms are inspired by Hawaii’s natural beauty. 11am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com IAN HAIGHT - Fri. May 20. Ian will be working on his beach and ocean wave inspired paintings. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com IPO KUDLICH - Fri. May 20. Local girl Ipo is a talented multi media artist. She is best known for her natural fiber weavings inspired by the vivid colors and natural materials of the Hawaiian Islands. Free. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com RESORT ART COLLECTION TOUR - Fri. Learn about Grand Wailea’s extensive museum quality art collection, the largest resort collection in Hawaii. Tour meets and starts at NaPua Gallery. 10am. Grand Wailea, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234; Grandwailea.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. May 20. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd. invites you to visit our gallery,

ARTS AND CRAFT FAIR - Sun. May 22. Find the perfect gift and support local artists. 10am. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com MONTAGE ART EXHIBITION - Sun. May 22. Located at the Sunset Room, admire and purchase artwork from various artists on Maui. 8am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808662-6600; Montagehotels.com/Kapalua-Bay FEATHER ARTIST ELLEN LEWINSKY - Tue. May 24. Ellen Lewinsky will demonstrate her art in the Old Lahaina Courthouse. 10am. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery and Old Jail Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahaina-arts.org KATHY MCCARTNEY - Tue. May 24. Kathy McCartney has a flair for capturing the unique beauty of the Hawaiian Islands and romance of the South Pacific. 11:30am. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy, Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com LUANA KAMA - Tue. May 24. Luna Kama finds it fascinating to see the pigments and water flow on paper. Her favorite subjects to paint are people and flowers. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com JOHN O’LEARY - Wed. May 25. Come and see the fabulous photography of John O’Leary. 10am. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery and Old Jail Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-6610111; Lahaina-arts.org

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MATE SANCTUARY - Thu. May 19. Currently seeking volunteers for Animal Caretakers, Support Staff, Office Assistant/Creative Project Development, and Groundskeeper/Handyperson. Retirees welcome for all positions. Pacific Primate Sanctuary is not open for public visitation. Please contact the sanctuary for more information or an application. If you have any pet carriers that you would like to donate, please contact us. 8am. Pacific Primate Sanctuary Inc., (Haiku); 808-572-8089; pacificprimatesanctuary@gmail.com; pacificprimate.org VOLUNTEERING ON VACATION - Thu. May 19. Volunteering on Vacation is a free yearround program that helps you easily find meaningful service projects to benefit Maui’s environment. Haleakala National Park (First and Third Saturdays), Malama Honokowai (Saturday), Hoaloha‘aina (Monday), O’o Farm (Wednesday), Hawaiian Islands Land Trust (Friday). Sign up at least 24 hours in advance. Free. 8:45am. Pacific Whale Foundation, (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-249-8811; Volunteersonvacation.org DONUTS 2 GO WITH THE FRIENDS OF JOE BLACKBURN - Thu. Nathan Nunuha and the Friends of Joe Blackburn will give away free donuts until they run out. Free. 8am. Corner of Vineyard and Market Streets, (104 N. Market St., Wailuku). HULA CLASSES - Thu. May 19. Halau Hula Kauluokala, under the direction of Kumu Uluwehi Guerrero, is opening classes for adults who cannot make a full halau commitment but still want to have hula in their lives. No fundraising, performance or protocol commitments. Must have knowledge of the hula basics. These are not beginner classes. $30. 5pm. Maui Art and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org LET’S KOKUA TOGETHER - Thu. May 19. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center invites all nonprofit organizations an opportunity to educate, fundraise and outreach at the Center as part of its new “Let’s Kokua Together” program every Friday. 6pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

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HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm

MON-Karaoke Rick G 4-8pm, TUE-Rick G 4-8pm, Karaoke 9pm, WED- Rick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9pm

Evan Shulman, 7pm no cover

WED-Howard Ahia & Friends, 8-11pm no cover

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Robbie Ray Jazz

MON, TUE & WED- Soundlab

Damaged Goods

Natalie Nicole

Brant Quick Beer Pong

MON-Maui Blues, TUE- John Grover, WED-John Ness

Willie K, 9-11pm $5 cover

Ma’a, 6:30pm

Benny & Rock, 6-8pm

MON-Benny & Rock, 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Sierra & Sal, 5:30pm DJ, 8:30-midnite

Neto, 5:30pm

Island Soul, 5-8pm

TUE- Neto, 5:30pm, WED-Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Far West, 6-9pm

Codae Music, 7-10pm

Meryl & Brian, 7-10pm

Mimosa and Bloody Mary Bar, 8:30am

MON-Nestor Ugale 6pm, WED- Open Mic/Karaoke 9pm-close

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:308:30pm)

Makai Jazz Group, 7pm

Soul Kitchen Big Band, 7pm

Murray Thorne, 7pm

Reggae on the Blue, 6-9pm

MON-Ron Kuala’au 6:30pm, TUE- Joel Katz 5:30pm & Willie K Dinner Show, 6:30pm WED- Mulligans Magic Show, 6:30pm

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Rick G 4pm, Dat Guys 9pm

Pride Night,10pm no cover

Club Hard Rock, 10pm $5 cover

Rick Glencross

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Natalie Nicole Ma’a, 6:30pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

FRIDAY, MAY 20 COCONUT WEAVING - Fri. Join Bolly Helekahi for the 2015 Hana No‘eau cultural demonstration series. Bring your family and friends and learn the ancient art of Hawaiian coconut weaving. Free. 1pm. Kipahulu District of Haleakala National Park, (Kula); 808-572-4400; Nps.gov/hale KEIKI HULA PERFORMANCE - Fri. May 20. Come by to witness a true array of talents by our island’s keiki in their native hawaiian hula performance. 5:00pm. The Outlets of Maui, ( 900 Front St, Lahaina); 808-661-8277; theoutletsofmaui.com

SATURDAY, MAY 21 MAUI GO CLUB - Sat. May 21. The Maui Go Club is a social group with members that like to play the game go. Go is an easy game to learn but it can take a long time to master. They meet once a week, alternating weeks between The Tea Box in Kahului on Saturday’s and Kono’s in Kihei on Thursday’s. Free. 10:30am. The Tea Box, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 877-794-4176; Maui-go-club.tumblr.com ADULT LEARN-TO-SWIM CLASSES - Sat. May 21. May is Adult Learn-To-Swim month on Maui and around the country. Maui Masters Swim Club is offering classes on Saturday mornings throughout May for non-swimmer and beginner adults 18 and over. Free. 9am. Pukalani Aquatics Center, (90 Pukalani St.); 808-572-1479.

SUNDAY, MAY 22 KA‘EHU BAY BEACH CLEAN UP - Sun. May 22. In collaboration with the community and NOAA’s tsunami monitoring program, Hawaii Wildlife Foundation (HWF) adopted Waiehu’s Ka‘ehu Beach on the northwest coast in 2012 and cleans this beach every month. Marine debris continues to wash ashore. 9am. Kukona Place, (Kukona Place, Wailuku); Wildhawaii.org/projects.html POLYNESIAN SHOW BY TE TIARE PATITFA - Sun. May 22. Join them for a traditional Polynesian Show by Te Tiare Patitifa at Maui Mall’s Center Court. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. At Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio. Free. 9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

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HI GROUND, 10pm

tography of the Hawaiian Islands to create an educational and entertaining experience. 10am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808662-6600; Montagehotels.com

fun starts when you pick a song at Stopwatch Sports Bar. 9pm. Stopwatch Sportsbar and Grill, (1127 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-1380; Stopwatchsportsbargrill.com

TUESDAY, MAY 24

KARAOKE WITH YOUR SUSHI - Thu. May 19. Enjoy delicious sushi while you’re singing your heart out. 10pm. Sansei Kapalua, (600 Office Rd., Kapalua); 808-669-6286; Sanseihawaii.com

MAUI COUNTY LIQUOR COMMISSION - Tue. The LC is holding a special meeting as part of the ongoing circus known as the appointment of a new Liquor Control Director. 10:30am. LC Conference Room, (2145 Kaohu St., Rm. 753 108, Wailuku); 808-243-7753 NS FREE UKULELE LESSONS eTue. Free ukulele lessons, beo cause it’s never too late to learn how to play the ukulele. Free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

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Don’t be passive-aggressive with yourself. Deep down, you know what you need. It might even be a scary kind of drastic change. This can lead to sketchy scenarios like sleeping with someone “by accident,” or absentmindedly sabotaging your own work, so you get fired, thereby forcing yourself to move on, out of that job or relationship, etc. That’s so messy, and unnecessary. Master your terror. Life is full of upheavals. Luckily, you have the power to control this one, if you’re courageous enough to do so. Steer your own ship. Don’t just release the rudder and wait until you crash.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Sex is the answer. I’m not kidding. The stresses of your life, the power struggles, the battles of wills, the workload; these are monstrous drains on your ability to cope. They have the power to drag you down or even kill you. The answer isn’t a cold beer and hours in front of the television, it’s not strong enough medicine to counter all the shit you have to deal with right now. Sex is the answer. Get freaky with it. Right now you need pleasurable connection with another person. Don’t deny yourself, or you’ll pay the not so pretty consequences.

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Get to work. It’s incredibly rare when you can rack up accomplishments like this, with such ease. Usually you get distracted or derailed by some pressing emotion, some imminent drama, but not right now. You’ve got unbelievably productive focus this week. Take advantage of it. You know yourself; this kind of drive won’t last long; sooner or later you’ll get swamped by another tide of feeling that’ll put you–at least partially–out of commission for a while. So put in some overtime. Earn yourself some slack now, for when you’ll inevitably need it, later. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

This week you get new eyeglasses, astrologically speaking. Maybe the old ones were scratched up, or perhaps you required a new prescription. In any case, you weren’t quite aware of how blurred and fuzzy and indistinct your world had become. Now that everything’s coming into sharp focus and crystalline clarity, the inefficiency of your old way of seeing is obvious. Take action. It’s been ages since you knew, so clearly, exactly what you wanted to do, and how to go about it. It’s a use-it-or-lose-it scenario, so I say act on your new-and-improved vision, so you don’t have to go back to the relatively murky befuddlement you’ve been suffering for months. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Go to the beautiful park on the far side of town. Bring the book(s) you’ve been meaning to finish (or start). Later, arrange to meet that acquaintance you exchanged numbers with at a party a month ago. That’s my advice. Simple. Nothing exciting; you’ll be able to catch up on your reading, and have a nice get-together with a potential new friend. Some weeks, that’s all that happens, and that’s just fine. I think you’re in for a perfectly pleasant and enjoyable week. The only thing that could ruin it is if you’ve got your heart set on more. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Your adaptability is your strength. Naturally, it’s also your curse–which you may discover, to your dismay, now. Anything as versatile and useful as your resilience cuts both ways. It can dramatically improve your life, impress people, and enhance your chances of survival, but it can also damage your credibility, alienate friends, and backfire. You have two options: You can, of course, refuse to change, remain as rigidly fixed as possible, and avoid both benefits and drawbacks of your ability–but that’d be so lame and boring I’d have to stop speaking to you. The other option is far superior: like any superhero, the only way to master your power is to use it. Practice makes perfect, and screwing up along the way is part of the deal. SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

You’re not afraid of darkness, nor of being dark. You’ll go there, when necessary. So when confrontations become quite brutal and ugly this week, you’re likely to be tempted to turn up the evil factor and fight fire with fire. Resist the urge, though, Scorpio. It’s totally unnecessary, since you can actually win these dread scenarios while keeping your hands clean and your heart pure. Plain old courage, dynamism, and creativity, along with a dollop of compassion, will deliver victory, fame, and the actual admiration of your opponents. Save the dirty dark stuff for later, when you might need it.

Your opponent is as transparent as a dreaming dog. When your canine buddy’s asleep, you can guess exactly what he’s up to, from the sounds he’s making, the twitching of his paws, his breathing. Whoever you’re up against, in whatever arena, is unconsciously doing the same exact thing. Careful observation could reveal shitloads about their devious (and deviant) thoughts, motivations, and immediate intentions. Trust your observations and instincts, and act on them immediately. If you don’t, things will be plain enough in hindsight–when the only available action is kicking yourself.

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Overstimulated, much? You will be this week, as you’re swamped with work–and not just at your job. Responsibilities are piling up, and you’re fast on your way to a nervous breakdown. There’s no time to unwind, even, so all you can do is try to have fun with it, and not overreact; in other words, avoid throwing your hands up and quitting your job, or any other kind of rash decision. Just get one small thing done at a time, then do the next thing, and so on. Oh, and avoid coffee–it’ll just make you more nervous than you already are. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

I almost want you to walk around wearing a blindfold this week. Your intuition is so much stronger than your actual sight at the moment, and covering your eyes could force you to trust it. This is your kind of week, because the best thing you can do is be whimsical. If something tells you to take a different route home, or pop into a café, or do anything out of the ordinary, heed it whenever you can. But the very nature of your life often means you have to rely on conscious thought over gut feeling. Not so this week. Give your intuition free reign; even your pouting, ignored brain will be glad you did. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

The instinct of the Ram says to charge straight ahead, and butt anything in your way, repeatedly, until it either yields or you collapse. But heeding that instinct could be fatal this week, so beware! Your best bet is playing (and fighting) smart: sidestepping blows, dancing around dramas, and cleverly waiting for the proper moment to make your move–which is more likely to be a sidle than a charge, in any case. Roll with punches, or, if you can, redirect them towards other folk who are also causing you trouble. If you can get those giving you shit to battle each other, you’ll be able to slip out the side door and stay clear of the mess. I think that’d be the best-case scenario at the moment, don’t you?

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