20.04 Eh Brah Issue 2016 - Weird Reader Complaints, July 7, 2016, Volume 20, Issue 04, MauiTime by MauiTimes

July 7, 2016 ✚ Volume 20 ✚ Issue 04 ✚ FREE

EH BRAH! ISSUE

OUR READERS

COMPLAIN ABOUT A BOUT THE WILDEST THINGS

PG.5 I ROAD? U A M T PG.7 ES TIVES NEW W A E R C G.19 ANTS GAIN P SXSW W A S N R N RETU TARZA

PG.10

THE VOTES ARE IN! Become a

SUPERDELEGATE! Reserve your ad space before June 30th and get

FREE COLOR!

HURRY!

JULY 7, 2016

DEADLINE TO RESERVE SPACE IS THIS FRIDAY!

Contents VOLUME 20 ✚ ISSUE 04

THIS WEEK’S QUESTION:

ON THE COVER:

What’s your favorite television show to binge-watch?

EH BRAH! ISSUE

COMPLAIN

Editor: Anthony Pignataro (808) 283-1308 / anthony@mauitime.com @apignataro on Twitter The Last Man on Earth

Advertising Executive: Sarah Gerlach (808) 283-3260 / sarah@mauitime.com Rick & Morty Art Director & Production Manager: Darris Hurst artdirector@mauitime.com / darrishurst.com Gold Rush Graphic Designer: Jenn Carter Bob Ross

Licensed Naturopathic Physician Serving Maui since 1988

Harnessing the natural growth factors in your blood to regenerate new healthy connective tissue.

Welcome to the annual Eh Brah Issue

Treating ligament, tendon & joint problems in:

Illustration By: Ron Pitts OUR READERS ABOUT A BOUT THE WILDEST THINGS

PG.10

neck & back • knee & shoulder • ankle & elbow shin splints • plantar fasciitis • TMJ • ribs & hips

Cover Design By: Darris Hurst

Now offering non-surgical Nerve Hydro-dissection to treat nerve entrapment such as carpal/cubital tunnel & pronator teres syndromes.

PG.5 ROAD? PG.7 EST MAUI E WE NEW WEST CREATIVES PG.19 WANTS SXSW W NS AGAIN N RETUR AN TARZA

4 10 14 17 19 21 22 23 28 29 31

NEWS & VIEWS FEATURE STORY A&E THIS WEEK’S PICKS FILM CRITIQUE FILM TIMES DA KINE CALENDAR THE GRID CLASSIFIED HOROSCOPE MIND, BODY & SPIRIT

Using Harvest Technologies... leader in Regenerative Technologies

Dr. Nathan Ehrlich, N.D.

July 7, 2016 ✚ Volume 20 ✚ Issue 04 ✚ FREE

Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com @tommyrusso on Twitter What’s Happening

Culinary, Lifestyle & Business Editor: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com @jenrusso on Twitter The Roosevelts: An Intimate History

Platelet Rich Plasma Therapy

Also available : Prolotherapy : Classical/Neural/ Autologous Adult Mesenchymal Stem Cell

Utilizing real time ultrasound imagery

Ola Ha Holistic Health Clinic 893-1801• 572-1388 • drnat.com

Photographer: Sean Michael Hower mauiweddingmedias.com / howerphotography.com Orange is the New Black Contributors: Simon Baker-Mongelli, Caeriel Crestin, Jenn Brown (Orange is the New Black), Max Errickson, Justin Fanella, Lexus Anne Marie KaleikiniTeixeira, Suzanne Kayian, Andrew Miller, Alex Mitchell, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Barry Wurst II Admin Executive: Shannon Kekahuna (808) 244-0777 / shan@mauitime.com Game of Thrones Proofreader: Dina Wilson

MauiTime is published every Thursday by MauiTime Productions, Inc. Its contents are Copyright © 2015 by MauiTime Productions, Inc. All rights reserved. Subscriptions are available at $110 per year. Reproduction or use without permission is strictly prohibited. MauiTime may be distributed only by MauiTime’s authorized independent contractor. MauiTime is valued at $.50 per copy and permits one complimentary copy per person. No person may, without written permission of MauiTime, take more than one copy of each weekly issue. All opinions expressed throughout MauiTime are those of the authors and not necessarily the same opinions as MauiTime Productions, Inc. and MauiTime. MauiTime 16 S. Market St., Ste. 2K, Wailuku, HI 96793 office (808) 244-0777 www.mauitime.com @mauitime on Twitter Deadlines: Display Advertising: Friday Noon Classified: Monday 4pm Calendar: Monday Noon Circulation: 18,000 copies of MauiTime

P TA B LE HT & ADA IG R B E B T MUS E S IR A B LE R S K IL LS D E T U P M O C IT OOL CRED EARN SCH Email Inquiries to interns@mauitime.com 16 S. Market Street, Ste. 2k Wailuku, HI 96793

MAUI’S RACK SOURCE! STARTING AT ONLY $199 FREE RACK PADS

111 Hana Hwy, Kahului 808-877-7467 www.secondwindmaui.com

JULY 7, 2016

News & Views

MAUI’S #1 BOARD STORE

by Anthony Pignataro

QUIZ understood D. $22.83/hour E. $23.83/hour

2. Last week, for unannounced reasons, former Hawaii Governor Linda Lingle resigned from her post as which state government’s Chief Operating Officer? A. Ohio B. Utah C. Indiana D. Illinois E. Alaska

ANNUAL

STOREWIDE SALE JULY 16 • 8 AM -7 PM

BACK-2-SCHOOL

S A L E $9.50 T-SHIRTS

Cody Young, 2016 NSSA Champion

$26 BOARDSHORTS

Photo: Cuda

GREAT SAVE ON SURF

HOURLY

$400 OFF ALL

DRAWINGS INCLUDING

50% OFF

STARBOARD SUPS SELECT

DAKINE BACKPACKS

KAZUMA 50% OFF S U R F B O A R D SELECTED BODYBOARDS

STARBOARD

SUPS JIMMY LEWIS QUATRO

$69.95

TECHLITE SKATEBOARDS $165 MAUI PADDLE CO.

DDAKINE AKINE VOLCOM

Jarrett Jackson, Hana & Much More! 877.2111 425 Koloa St., Kahului

JULY 7, 2016

1. According to a June 29 news release from the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, the average worker in the U.S. earns $23.23/hour. How much does the average worker in Kahului earn by comparison? A. $19.83/hour B. $20.83/hour C. $21.83/hour

See answers, page 29

Maui’s Neck Specialist Dr. Erin Elster, D.C., Upper Cervical Chiropractor ‘Surfers’ Neck’ Chronic Neck Pain & Stiffness Whiplash & Concussion Migraine, Cluster, & Tension Headaches Dizziness & Vertigo TMJ Disorders Numbness, Tingling & ‘Pinched Nerves’ Carpal Tunnel & Thoracic Outlet Syndromes

www.E www.ErinElster.com Erin nElstterr.c com

Dr. Erin Elster, D.C.

808.866.6551 | Erin@ErinElster.com | 296 Alamaha St., Kahului, HI 96732

879-8999

FULL CARBON SUP PADDLE

NAISH HAYDEN SHAPES FIREWIRE TRIAD SCIENCE SECTOR 9 THULE LAND YACHTZ EZZY MAUI JIMS GOPRO QUICKBLADE HYDROFLASK

PHOTO BY US NAVY / WIKIMEDIA

CLOTHING

3. A recent report on Hawaii homelessness from Partners in Care and Bridging the Gap stated that there were 1,145 homeless people in Maui County, as of Jan. 24. How many homeless people were in the county last year, according to the report? A. 782 B. 831 C. 973 D. 1,066 E. 1,137

Nails & Day Spa

Manicures • Pedicures Waxing • Nail Enhancement Facials • Complete Spa Services

Summer Special! 10% off services with this ad Piilani (Safeway) Shopping Center (Across from Round Table Pizza) Mon-Sat 9am - 7pm | Sun 9am - 5pm

News & Views

by Anthony Pignataro

PHOTO COURTESY UH MANAO WILLIAM S RICHARDSON SCHOOL OF LAW

Coconut Wireless

Daniel M. Gluck

The civil liberties good guys scored a rare win in the government appointments game last week. The five-member Hawaii State Ethics Commission has selected Daniel M. Gluck, the legal director of the American Civil Liberties Union’s (ACLU) Hawaii office, to be its new executive director, the commission announced on July 1. “I will work to ensure our state’s lawmakers, employees, and lobbyists adhere to the highest ethical standards,” Gluck said in the Ethics Commission’s July 1 news release. “Furthermore, I am accustomed to working with different sets of stakeholders and will continue to conduct my work professionally and respectfully towards all parties involved.” Gluck is taking over for Les Kondo, who was appointed state Auditor back in April. The commission’s decision to choose Gluck was also unanimous, according to the news release. He’s worked for the ACLU’s Hawaii office since 2007. While there, he “investigated and litigated many civil rights cases, specializing in constitutional law and federal/ state anti-discrimination statutes,” according to the Ethics Commission news release. If that seems a bit bland, here’s a bit more of Gluck’s resume from the University of Hawaii William S. Richardson School of Law, where he’s an adjunct professor who teaches civil rights seminars: “Since joining the ACLU in 2007, Gluck has litigated cases involving the rights of homeless students; gender discrimination in public schools (Title IX); privacy rights of teachers in Hawaii’s public schools; discrimination against gay and lesbian couples; the application of the Fourth and Fifth Amend-

which is not made to handle heavy traffic. I urge our state delegates, governor and lieutenant governor to do another Environmental Impact Study that looks at every alternative to creating another West Maui route. These events that cut off Lahaina from the rest of the island are happening all too often and we need to look for other solutions. In the meantime I would like to put out a big mahalo to our fire fighters, police officers, Red Cross workers and others who worked tirelessly to keep us all safe, thank you for all that you do.” Seriously, this is the thing. The Pali is a natural choke-point, putting a substantial portion of the island’s population at risk of being cut off if the Pali’s closed for whatever reason. It’s long been a fact of life around here that much of Maui’s workforce lives in Central Maui but works on

California. Known as RIMPAC, it’s the largest naval exercise in the world, and runs for about six weeks during every even-numbered year (it’s also when the aliens struck in the 2012 movie Battleship!). The exercises will include the live-firing of various anti-ship missiles, as well as the sinking of two retired vessels. Long controversial for the damage that all that active sonar inflicts on marine mammals, this year’s exercises are supposed to be quieter, under the terms of a settlement agreed on back in September 2015 between the U.S. Navy, which hosts the exercises, and a group of environmental organizations including Earthjustice and the Natural Resources Defense Council. “We challenged the Navy’s plan because it would have unnecessarily harmed whales,

PHOTO BY ANGIE THOMPSON

STATE ETHICS COMMISSION HIRES ACLU HAWAII ATTORNEY

ment in immigration court; and various prisoners’ rights issues,” states the law school’s official biography of Gluck. “He has also worked on a variety of First Amendment issues involving the right to protest, the right to videotape law enforcement, and protection of journalists under Hawaii’s ‘media shield’ law.” In other words, Gluck is exactly the kind of guy we want making sure Hawaii lawmakers are above board. We do have one small request though: sometime soon, maybe actually explain the Ethics Commission’s duties on its web page that’s labeled “Duties.” Right now, that page is blank, which is a bit disconcerting, especially given the gravity of the commission’s responsibilities.

WILL THE PALI BRUSH FIRE LEAD TO A NEW ROAD? So that was some fire we had on the Pali this weekend. The cause remains under investigation, though fire officials have mentioned a downed power line was apparently involved. The threat of a wildfire on the Pali in the summer–when it’s covered with plenty of brown brush–is always a threat, but Saturday’s ferocious winds whipped it into a conflagration that has so far consumed nearly 5,000 acres. Leave it to Maui County Mayor Alan Arakawa–who was briefly delayed on the Westside during the fire and had to return to Wailuku via Kahakuloa–to cut to the chase: “Last night’s brushfire was a perfect example of why we need an alternate route to and from West Maui,” Arakawa said in a July 3 statement. “Our residents and visitors can be cut off at any time due to a brushfire, rockslide or even a bad traffic accident, as they were yesterday. Even I was stuck in Lahaina last night and was forced to take the back road out,

Ukumehame on July 2

the Westside, and they need better options than either hunkering in place or slowly making their way through Kahakuloa (which is usually closed off too during emergencies anyway). Where would this new road go? Who knows, but it’s past due that we start seeing some options.

EARTHJUSTICE AGAIN CALLS FOR END TO RIMPAC EXERCISES So about 50 vessels representing 45 nations (including ours!) are right now playing war in the waters around Hawaii and southern

Overheard MAN: “Not many girls can wear a ball cap, but you pulled it off.” WOMAN: “Yay!”

dolphins, and endangered marine mammals, with the Navy itself estimating that more than 2,000 animals would be killed or permanently injured,” Earthjustice David Henkin said in a Sept. 14, 2015 statement by that organization. “By agreeing to this settlement, the Navy acknowledges that it doesn’t need to train in every square inch of the ocean and that it can take reasonable steps to reduce the deadly toll of its activities.” Though that settlement is great, Earthjustice still wants the exercises to end entirely. “The Navy itself estimates that training off the coasts of Hawai‘i and Southern California could result in the deaths of as many as 155 marine mammals and the permanent injury of more than 2,000 more [sic] over a five-year period,” states an Earthjustice news release sent out on June 30 of this year. “The Navy should cease these activities in sensitive marine mammal habitat. Sonar and explosions from these activities can seriously impair the hearing of whales, dolphins and other mammals, threatening their ability to survive. Reasonable steps can be taken to reduce the deadly toll of these impacts.” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro

Wailea, July 2 For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

JULY 7, 2016

HAVE YOU HAD YOUR YEARLY

SKIN CANCER SCREENING?

Online booking & online gift certificates available. SkinCeuticals Products Chemical Peels

•

Microdermabrasion

Expert Waxing

•

• Almost 74,000 people are diagnosed with invasive melanoma (the most serious type of skin cancer) each year • 86% of melanomas are attributed to UV radiation from the sun • Over 5.4 million cases with nonmelanoma skin cancer diagnosed each year

Collagen Facial

Airbrush Tanning

Gentleman’s Facials and Waxing Laura Taliaferro • Maui’s Skincare e Spe Specialist ciial ali list 169 Ma’a St., Wailuku • Mauiskinbody.com • 808-344-4081

PROVIDING COMPASSIONATE, QUALITY CARE HERE ON MAUI SINCE 1989.

Pedicure • Manicure •Facials • Foot Massage

NAILS BEYOND & SPA, LLC

10% Off on Tuesdays

must present coupon Walk ins Welcome - Gift Certiﬁcates Available 180 E Wakea Ave #1h, Kahului (808) 871-4500

MINDY FORMER OWNER OF VAN BEAUTY SALON NOW OPEN AS NAILS BEYOND & SPA LLC.

George Martin, MD Dermatologist

Jameson Pawlik, PA-C Physician Assistant

JoAnn Lepke, APRN Nurse Practitioner

LOCATED IN LIPOA CENTER

OFFICE HOURS

41 East Lipoa Street, Suite 21, Kihei, HI 96753 (next to First Hawaiian Bank)

Monday-Friday / 8:00am-5:00pm

SAME DAY APPOINTMENTS AVAILABLE!

808-875-0511 • DrGeorgeMartinDermatology.com

Dr. Juleff is triple board certiﬁed by the American Board of Venous and Lymphatic Medicine, American Board of Surgery, and American Board of Thoracic Surgery.

Do you suffer from... s Unsightly varicose veins? s Painful, heavy, or aching legs? s Swelling and cramping? s Skin discoloration?

FREE VEIN SCREENING AT ANY TIME...

Call (808) 214-5715

BEFORE

AFTER

FOR YOUR APPOINTMENT

Medical Me edi dica ca al vvein ein ppro procedures ocedurees cover covered red by Medicare most insurances M ed dica are andd m ost in nsuran nces

Only state of the art laser system used. NO VEIN STRIPPING

1939 E. Vineyard Street Wailuku www.veinclinicsofhawaii.com 6

JULY 7, 2016

News & Views

by Suzanne Kayian

PHOTO BY MIKE DEEROSKI / WIKIMEDIA COMMONS

MauiSphere

Pinterest founder Ben Silbermann at SWSW Interactive 2012

MAUI CREATIVE PROS SOUGHT FOR SXSW INTERACTIVE 2017

BIDS WANTED FOR NEW FARM TO SCHOOL INITIATIVE The Farm to School Initiative, spearheaded by Lt. Governor Shan Tsutsui, is looking for qualified local farmers and vendors to submit bids to bring local fresh fruit and vegetables to schools statewide. The program is an effort to best utilize the supply and demand surrounding the purchasing of local food for school cafeterias. In addition, the initiative aims to systematically increase state purchasing of local food for school menus as well as connect our keiki with their food through the use of products from the local agricultural community. Qualified farmers and vendors are asked to submit bids that reflect their ability to deliver fresh fruit and vegetables by July 13. “With Hawaii importing about 85 percent of our food, the Farm to School Initiative is one way we are working towards becoming food sustainable in our state,” said Tsutsui. “While supporting local farmers and our economy, we are also feeding our students with locally-grown fresh fruit and vegetables.” Across the nation, farm to school programs are reconnecting students to a better understanding of the food system and where their food comes from. These farm to school programs–and the new Hawaii initiative–introduce students to healthier eating habits and help them become familiar with new vegetables and fruits that they and their families will then be more willing to incorporate into their own diets. The Hawaii Department of Education and Department of Agriculture are working collaboratively with Lt. Governor Tsutsui on the Initiative; HIDOE has 256 public schools and its School Food Services Branch feeds approximately

MAUI WEDDING ASSOCIATION NAMES NEW DIRECTORS The Maui Wedding Association has announced the election of seven members to its Board of Directors for the 2016-2017 term; in addition, Tambara Garrick, Hawaii Regional Sales Manager for Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. and Mai Tai Bar, was named President for the upcoming term. The Board of Directors include: Janet Inda, Wedding Coordinator/Catering & Event Manager at The King Kamehameha Golf Club & Kahili Golf Course; Elaine Kerr, Director of Special Events at the Plantation House Kapalua; and Joseph Narrowe, Officiant with Distinctive Weddings Maui. “I look forward to working with the new

board to accomplish the goals of the association which is to promote and connect Maui wedding professionals,” Garrick said. “The $72 billion dollars spent annually on weddings in the United States means that this is a market segment that cannot be ignored. My goal for the association is to work with our partners such as the Maui Visitors and Convention Bureau to continue to position Maui as a top wedding destination.” Ryan Beenken, Sales and Marketing Manager of Hard Rock Cafe Maui was elected to the board as Vice President. Tim Clark, Owner of Hawaiian Island Weddings Inc. will continue his board service as Treasurer for the upcoming year. Kymberly Marr of Makeup and Talent Hawaii was reelected for a third term as secretary. The election took place during the association’s annual meeting on June 28 at the King Kamehameha Golf Club & Kahili Golf Course, an association member. The Maui Wedding Association produces the award-winning magazine “The Maui Wedding Planner,” which has an annual circulation of 17,500. The association also produces the Maui Wedding Expo. The 2016 Maui Wedding Expo, which will be the association’s 21st annual, will be held on Aug. 27, 2016 from 10am-3pm at the Sheraton Maui Resort & Spa. The mission of the Maui Wedding Association is to bring together businesses to promote the advancement of the Maui wedding industry, to offer opportunities for professional growth through education and the sharing of ideas, and to foster a caring attitude and Aloha spirit among members in dealings with the community, with clients, and with each other. For more information, visit the Maui Wedding Association online at Mauiweddingassociation.com. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

PHOTO BY TAD CRAIG PHOTOGRAPHY

The South by Southwest Interactive, Music and Film Conference and Festival is holding a Meet ‘n’ Greet in Maui July 14 with the purpose of attracting Hawaiian creative content professionals to its 31st event to be held in Austin, TX March 10-19, 2017. The meetings in Kahului is scheduled for Thursday, July 14 at 5:30pm at Kupa’s Building Room 104 at the University of Hawaii Maui College. The meeting is co-sponsored by the Music Studies program at UHMC. Australian-based Pacific representative Phil Tripp has made annual treks to the islands building up a homegrown contingent across all three disciplines. Over the past few years, more than 80,000 delegates have come from more than 50 countries and Hawaii sent over 40 in 2016; meeting are also scheduled for Honolulu and Kona, Hawaii. Several artists from Hawaii have showcased at SXSW in the past few years including Anuhea, HAPA, Irie Love, Jake Shimabukuro, John Cruz, Mike Love, Mr. Carmack, One Right Turn, Pimpbot, David Tamaoko and The Green. “Hawaiian artists have featured in the past few years “ Tripp said. “And leading companies have attended as delegates (Occupop, Hawaiian Intl. Film Festival, POW! WOW!, Lux, Wremix, eHawaii.gov, Maui County Film Ofﬁce, Makaha Studios and WorldSound are among a hundred others). But we want to open SXSW more to the rich variety of talent from the islands–musical and digital and film/TV– hence these meetings including both invited veterans and potential first-timers.” There is no charge to attend the meeting but attendees must RSVP as space is limited. To RSVP, email tripp@sxsw.com or call 512-669-3321. A highly detailed website has just opened at Sxsw.com with new information on

SXSW 2017 events as well as applications for music artist showcases, film screening submissions and topic or speaker proposals in the unique Panel Picker section.

100,000 students and staff each day. “We’ve made it a priority to purchase local produce, however, our options have been limited,” said Superintendent Kathryn Matayoshi. “We are hopeful that this initiative will allow for more locally-based products to be used in our schools’ food services while keeping costs reasonable.” Scott Enright, chairperson of the Hawaii Board of Agriculture, encourages local farmers to participate in this program. “One of the challenges farmers face is the uncertainty of supply and demand and this program will help farmers plan and grow their crops with the knowledge that there will be a market for their produce,” Enright said. “In addition, keiki will be able to grow up with an appreciation of locally grown fruits and vegetables.” In April, the Farm to School Initiative gathered information from farmers and ranchers as well as hosted a mixer to inform them on how to become a qualified vendor with the state. Those events, including the IFB, culminates with the Farm to School Initiative Pilot Project, which is expected to begin in 2017.

L to R: Kymberly Marr, Elaine Kerr, Joseph Narrowe, Janet Inda, Tim Clark, Ryan Beenken, Tambara Garrick

JULY 7, 2016

News & Views

by Chuck Shepard

News Of The Weird AUTHORIZED DEALER

CLEAN, SECURE, STORAGE 808.661.2775 AlohaSelfStorage.com

GETTING FANNIES IN THE SEATS The Bunyadi opened in London in June for a three-month run as the world’s newest nude-dining experience, and now has a reservation waiting list of 40,000 (since it only seats 42). Besides the nakedness, the Bunyadi creates “true liberation” (said its founder) by serving only food “from nature,” cooked over fire (no electricity). Waiters are nude, as well, except for minimal concessions to seated diners addressing standing servers. Tokyo’s Amrita nude eatery, opening in July, is a bit more playful, with best-body male waiters and an optional floor show–and no “overweight” patrons allowed. Both restaurants provide some sort of derriere-cover for sitting, and require diners to check their cellphones at the door.

CULTURAL DIVERSITY Milwaukee’s WITI-TV, in an on-the-scene report from Loretta, Wisconsin (in the state’s northwest backwoods), in May, described the town’s baffling fascination with “Wood Tick Racing,” held annually, provided someone finds enough wood ticks to place in a circle so that townspeople can wager on which one hops out first. The “races” began 37 years ago, and this year “Howard” was declared the winner. (According to the organizers, at the end of the day, all contestants, except Howard, were to be smashed with a mallet.)

GOVERNMENT IN ACTION The Department of Veterans Affairs revealed in May that, between 2007 and last year, nearly 25,000 vets examined for traumatic brain injury at 40 VA facilities were not seen by medical personnel qualified to render the diagnosis–which may account for the result that, according to veterans’ activists, very few of them were ever referred for treatment. (TBI, of course, is the “signature wound” of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.)

GET YOUR EVENT ON MAUITIME

SUBMIT AND EDIT YOUR EVENTS BY GOING TO WWW.MAUITIME.COM/ADD

JULY 7, 2016

THE ENTREPRENEURIAL SPIRIT Basking in its “record high” in venturecapital funding, the Chinese Jiedaibao website put its business model into practice recently: facilitating offers of “jumbo” personal loans (two to five times the normal limit) to female students who submit nude photos. The student agrees that if the loan is not repaid on time (at exorbitant interest rates), the lender can release the photos online. (The business has been heavily criticized, but the company’s headquarters said the privately negotiated contracts are beyond its control.)

AWESOME! For the last 17 months, Stan Larkin, of Ypsilanti, Michigan, has gone about his business (even playing pickup basketball) without a functional heart in his body–carrying around in a backpack the “organ” that pumps his blood. Larkin, 25, was born with a dangerous heart arrhythmia, and was kept alive

for a while with a defibrillator and then by hooking him up to a washing- machine-sized heart pump, leaving him barely mobile–but then came the miraculous SynCardia Freedom Total Artificial Heart, weighing 13 pounds and improving Larkin’s quality of life as he endured the almost-interminable wait for a heart transplant (which he finally received in May). (An average of 22 people a day die awaiting organ transplants in the U.S.)

SAVE THE FROGS! An ordinary green tree frog recently injured in a “lawn-mowing accident” in Australia’s Outback was flown about 600 miles from Mount Isa to the Cairns Frog Hospital. CFH president Deborah Pergolotti spoke despairingly to Australian Broadcasting Corp. News in June about how society under-regards the poor frogs when it comes to rescue and rehab–suggesting that “there’s almost a glass ceiling” between them and the cuter animals.

NEWS YOU CAN USE When they were starting out, the band Guns N’ Roses practiced and “lived” in a storage unit in Los Angeles, according to a book-review essay in the May 2016 Harper’s magazine, and “became resourceful,” wrote the essayist. Wrote bass player Duff McKagan in one of the books reviewed: “You could get dirt-cheap antibiotics–intended for use in aquariums–at pet stores. Turned out tetracycline wasn’t just good for tail rot and gill disease. It also did great with syphilis.”

PERSPECTIVE News updates from Kim Jong Un’s North Korea: In March, a South Korean ecology organization reported that the traditional winter migration of vultures from China was, unusually, skipping over North Korea, headed directly for the South–apparently because of the paucity of animal corpses (according to reports, a major food source for millions of North Koreans). And in June, the Global Nutrition Report (which criticized the U.S. and 13 other countries for alarming obesity rates) praised North Korea for its “progress” in having fewer adults with “body mass index” over 30).

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Damian Shaw, 43, was sentenced in England’s Chester Crown Court in June after an April raid revealed he had established a “sophisticated” cannabis-growing operation (160 plants) in a building about 50 yards from the front door of the Cheshire Police headquarters. And Northern Ireland’s Belfast Telegraph reported in April that a man was hospitalized after throwing bricks at the front windows of a PIPS office (Public Initiative for Prevention of Suicide and Self Harm). As has happened to a few others in News of the Weird’s reporting, he was injured by brickbounceback, off the shatterproof glass. ■

DREW TOONZ

@DREWTOONZ

GLASS PIPES « VA VAPORIZERS WATER PIPES & ACCESSORIES

Above Blackies Pit Stop In Kihei • 874.1040 Across From Lahaina Cannery Mall In Lahaina • 661.1115 346 N. Market St. Unit B In Wailuku • 873.3111

BEST OF MAUI WINNER

BEST SMOKE SHOP

BOARD SHORTS AVAILABLE AT QUESTIONS, COMMENTS OR IDEAS? EMAIL NORTHSHORECARTOON@GMAIL.COM

IN LAHAINA

Questions? Ideas? Praise?

Email Drew at northshorecartoon@gmail.com

There are over 100 things you could be doing today on Maui. Go to mauitime.com for complete weekly calendar listings, and find something to do today.

JULY 7, 2016

OUR ANNUAL

EH BRAH! SPECIAL ISSUE

OUR READERS COMPLAIN ABOUT THE WILDEST THINGS ILLUSTRATIONS BY

RON PITTS

! H A R B EH

ust about every week for the past dozen years or so, MauiTime has run a column called Eh Brah! It’s simple: readers write to us about some parasite or good-for-nothing who’s harmed them (or some good samaritan who assisted them) and then we run it–with all names and identifying details removed–with a funny cartoon. It’s probably our most popular feature, and rightly so. This year, as in years past, we’ve collected a few extra that just seem a bit wilder than usual. So sit back and enjoy–Maui may be a small island, but people here can get into some big scrapes. As always, please send your anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations–200 words or less, which we reserve the right to edit–to Eh Brah!, c/o MauiTime, 16 S. Market St., Ste 2K, Wailuku, HI 96793 or email them to ehbrah@mauitime.com. Mahalo!

was meditating in preparation to teach a Reiki class. My black backpack was in plain view on my massage table. But a few minutes into the meditation, Spirit told me my backpack was gone. I turned around, and that’s when I saw you, a young man, about 100 yards away, moving swiftly toward the new “tent city” in the woods behind Baldwin Beach. I was in my “zone,” so I didn’t chase you. But then I realized that my car was vulnerable, because my spare keys were in my bag. So I cleared out other valuables from the car so you couldn’t steal those, too. But my phone, glasses and all my Reiki materials (including my rose quartz) were in the pack. I asked a couple locals and they told me, “ya, it’s getting BAD brah. These guys are BAD NEWS and bad for Maui!” Then later, I found out that you deleted all my irreplaceable pictures, my contacts (including my precious clients) and tried selling my phone for $20! Fortunately, the guy you tried selling it to had you call his phone, and he knew me. Then you raised the price to $40! Nonetheless, he bought it for me. I’m hoping that powerful crystal and all the Reiki materials help you come into your heart.

h, crazy blonde lady visiting to do some kite boarding boarding. You were so loud and entitled since you got here that you have us all kiters begging for duct tape. And when your inexperienced husband was way out there and got in trouble, you decided to yell at a fellow student to go get him as she launched. When, in my humble opinion, I suggested to call 911 instead of sending newbies on a rescue mission, you called me a “murderer” and started ranting to all my people at the beach. Hey, on this side of the planet, people talk, and barking is for dogs.

10 JULY 7, 2016

o the entitled scum who felt they could help themselves to the beautiful silver metal Hibiscus trailer hitch cover that I’ve had on the back of my truck for over 10 years: you suck. Though I must say that you must have had to work really hard to remove it. Hopefully, someone else will come along and steal it from you someday. Karma’s a bitch.

h, you three boys on dirt bikes, tearing it up on Sunday morning. Have fun, whatevah. But why did you ride through the cemetery of our kupuna? In fact, the second guy gunned it not three feet away from Choy Kee, and the third tore up tire tracks right over the iwi of Tam Yau and a whole family next to them. You ignored me trying to flag you back–probably because you knew you did wrong! Those remains have been resting for nearly 100 years. Ke Akua help you, I’m praying for your safety now. You are just thoughtless boys, but you need to learn respect!

o the construction crew that came by, thanks so much for filling our potholes (ok, craters). You were amazing–you had spent all day paving on a nearby job, then came over with what you had leftover and helped fill in the holes on our street. You went above and beyond your jobs, on a Friday, to help us out. Hui Road F can now be taken off the list of the worst roads on Maui. Thanks!

h, helicopter pilot: why are you flying so low when going over Upcountry? Whatever you’re doing, you’re so low that you’re upsetting our animals. In fact, what are you doing up there? Taking photos? Peeping in windows? Whatever it is, please fly a bit higher in the future–there’s no reason for you to be buzzing us!

o the young man working the snack cart: where is your aloha? I had just stopped by after seeing a doctor, and my throat was really dry. I asked you for a small cup of ice, and you charged me 25 cents. First, where do you buy your paper cups? You can do better than four for $1. Second, where is your gratitude for having such a sweet spot to sell your sandwiches? You have a huge number people walking by to sell to, all day, every day. And yet you couldn’t find the generosity to give a thirsty old lady a paper cup of ice without charging for it? Greedy boy, not so nice!

JULY 7, 2016

h brah in the pink Pepto Bismol truck: great job trapping me in your parking lot after my girlfriend and I explained that we were doing a stop to pick up some antibiotics for a friend. Thank goodness for the gentlemen in the truck who saw what happened and moved so we could get out. Next time, be more careful!

ui’s O Ma

nly

OUR PRODUCTS PASTRIES CUPCAKES COOKIES WHOOPIE PIES TRADITIONAL PIES CAKES CHEESECAKE BREADS MUFFINS BELGIAN WAFFLES QUICHES WEDDING CAKES BIRTHDAY CAKES VEGAN SWEET TREATS PALEO TREATS

FAMILY PORTRAITS • WEDDINGS SENIOR GRADUATION PHOTOS

NEW HOURS Mon - Sat 10am - 7:30pm Sun 10am - 3pm LOCATED IN THE OLD LAHAINA CENTER ON FRONT ST. To find us walk into the parking lot across the street from Bubba Gump & look right toward Thai Chef.

8 7 8 FFRR ONT 87 O N T ST ON ST.. STT E A11 0 • LAA HA HAIN I N A, IN INA, A , H I 96 9 76 761( 6 1(80 1(( 800 8)) 6 622 -0 -003 033 03 MAAUI M A UUII SU S U GAA RS R S HOO P. P CO COM M • IN I NFO F O @M FO M AU A U ISS UG AUIS U G AR UGAR A R SH ARSH S OP O P .CC OM M

12 JULY 7, 2016

CALL OR EMAIL NOW TO SCHEDULE 808.250.1788 • HOWER.PHOTOS@GMAIL.COM WWW.MAUIWEDDINGMEDIA.COM

his is for the tall, slender, sun-burned woman who was wearing her hair in a white turban and driving a battered and scratched car in Kahului: You parked your car in a clearly-painted red zone to do business at the dry cleaners. This made it impossible for another guy and me to back our vehicles out of our [legal] parking spaces. We both waited, and waited. We tried to maneuver around your illegally-parked car. No success. Then the other guy finally went inside and told you to move your car. When you finally came out and moved your car I told you that you were the most inconsiderate driver I had encountered all day. That’s because I saw you a few minutes earlier at a different location, driving like a mad-woman through another parking lot. But you just looked at me and asked if I was from the Mainland. Listen Sunshine, where we’re from is irrelevant–in any case, your accent clearly wasn’t local so you’re one to talk. Anyway, as I told you, the curb you were parked in front of is red for a reason. Just because this is Maui, that’s no excuse for you to inconvenience other drivers.

o the “polite” drivers of Maui: Stop it! When you drive to an intersection without a light, and then wait for the person turning left who has a stop sign, you’re making it dangerous for other drivers. First, you make the person at the stop sign feel obligated to drive illegally through the stop sign. Second, you make it unsafe for anyone else going through the intersection driving the legal way. We all got licenses from the same people at the DMV and at that point we agreed to certain rules of the road, so stop trying to be polite (which translates into being a condescending butthole on the road who makes it unsafe for other drivers). Start driving the proper way! What you need to do is look up the legal definition of “right of way” and memorize it. You can get a Driver’s Manual at the drugstore. I know this may seem terribly impolite, but I’d rather be rude than dead! I mean, you seriously stop for somebody when they have a stop sign? If you did that during your driver’s test, the tester would say, “pull a U-turn. You fail.”

was sitting in my van, parked in Hali‘imaile, reading the Sunday paper when you drove up with your sour faces and began to harass me for being parked where I had permission to be. Since I was quite busy while waiting for evening prayer service at my church, I would suggest that it’s you who needs to get a life and not myself. I will pray for you. Please try aloha, because love works.

THE VOTES ARE IN! Become a

SUPERDELEGATE! Reserve your ad space before June 30th and get

FREE COLOR! TO RESERVE HURRY! DEADLINE SPACE IS THIS FRIDAY!

JULY 7, 2016 13

A&E

by Jen Russo

Drama Kids THEATRE THEATRE MAUI WILL PUT ON ‘SHREK THE MUSICAL JR.’ OPEN DAILY

HAPPY HOUR 2PM-5PM

MAUI'S BEST

SUSHI

+HIGHLY INNOVATIVE CUIS CUI ISINE CUISINE

FEATURING PUPU SPECIALS!

SERVING THE COLDEST GROG

ON FRONT STREET!

AWARD WINNING

FISH & CHIPS!

The Talented Youth of TTM

IRD & ARLY B E T A LS! E GR SPECIA T H G I LATE N KAPALUA RESORT 600 Ofﬁce Rd., Kapalua • 669-6286 KIHEI Kihei Town Center • 879-0004 Open Nightly For Dinner DKRestaurants.com #sansei

Like us on Facebook!

14 JULY 7, 2016

PHOTO COURTESY THEATRE THEATRE MAUI

10:30AM-10:30PM

R 672 Front St. Lahaina Located next to Cool Cat Cafe

808.667.0988

emember that lovable, grumpy but good-hearted ogre Shrek? It’s one of my all time favorite Dreamworks movies. Even better, it’ll be performed by the kids in Theatre Theatre Maui’s 2016 Westside Youth Summer Theatre Camp program. The kids have been working hard on their show, and are so excited to present a few sneak peeks this weekend. One will be at the Lahaina Cannery Mall at 2pm following the Keiki Hula Show, and the other is at 3pm at Barnes and Noble across the street. “Our programs seem to pull in kids from different age groups and interests,” says Angie Thompson, Theatre Theatre Maui’s executive director. “For example, some of our kids love technical theater or constructing sets, so we give them an opportunity to learn and experience as much as possible about technical theatre in ways that are suitable for multiple age groups. We also attract kids who love the stage and come to life as soon as their feet touch the boards. With the age range from nine and up, we are also sure to provide activities that are of interest to multiple age groups throughout camp. Our veteran campers also love to take the younger children under their theatrical wings.” The camp’s program director, Kristi Scott, guides Maui’s youth to the next level in their arts and life skills. “Our devoted leader of the summer program, Ms. Kristi Scott, is a jewel,” says Thompson. “She has nearly a lifetime of theatrical experience on and offstage, and she brings that talent and experience with her to our camp. She works with several theater companies and schools throughout Maui County and is well-loved among kids and adults. She works hard every year to provide fun-filled programs not only for summer, but for some of our after-school programs as well. We love her! She carefully vets each member of her creative team for the summer program–members of whom have extensive amounts of experience on and offstage. This year, she completes her team with Vania Jerome as Musical Director, David Negaard as Assistant Director, Felicia Chernicki-Wolf as choreographer and Aida Rose as a camp intern who wears multiple

hats with ease. TTM President Annabehl Sinclair has also been doing set design.” Theatre camp isn’t just for drama nerds. Their keiki reap the benefits of life skills and experience far beyond the stage. “We know theater arts training and experience provides recognized benefits for both youth and adults, which include, but are not limited to, increased levels of selfconfidence, interactive communication skills, memorization ability, and sensory awareness through teamwork and creative and artistic expression,” says Thompson. “As a theater student most of my life, I reaped the benefits of theatrical education by learning to feel comfortable in speaking before a crowd and in learning to work as a team player.” Thompson says it’s also critical for the Westside to have access to this kind of enrichment, so offering it in Lahaina is a must for them. “Providing this education is extremely important in West Maui because West Maui schools have limited access to nearby performance-based theatrical training, as most theatrical programs are confined to Central or South Maui,” she says. “We bridge that gap by providing our after-school programs and our summer program to the youth of West Maui.” Shrek’s story line and appeal won over Scott in the decision to do the show, which offers parts for all ages and for both boys and girls. The show runs later this month, July 14-17. A limited amount of pre-sale tickets are available from Lahaina Music. Also, the box office at the Westin will open one hour before the show for tickets as well. For more information, call 808-661-1168 or go to Ttmwestmaui.org.

Shrek the Musical Jr. by Theatre Theatre Maui Westin Maui Resort and Spa - Valley Isle Ballroom July 14-17, 2016 Thursday, Friday, Saturday shows at 7pm, and Sunday at 2pm $12, Adult 13 yrs and up Children under 12 free ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more entertainment news, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

by Jen Russo

A&E

Enchantment Under The Sea INSIDE MAPA’S SUMMER MUSICAL PRODUCTION OF ‘THE LITTLE MERMAID’

PHOTO BY PETER SWANZY

Ariel & Scuttle

y 10-year-old daughter loves theater and singing. Her favorite song right now is “Popular” from the Broadway show Wicked. Sending her to a summer drama program seems like a no-brainer, but it can be daunting, too, because I didn’t want to push her into acting, drama or singing. Lucky for me, the staff at the Maui Academy of Performing Arts (MAPA) summer musical theater program has thought of everything for their production of Disney’s Little Mermaid, which opens at Seabury Hall’s ‘A‘ali‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center on July 15. The show will bring audiences the familiar and beloved story of Ariel, Prince Eric, King Triton and Ursula, as well as the famous songs we all can’t wait to hear, but it’s so much more for the team and students involved. “Our main goal with these kids is twofold,” says Carolyn Wright, Director of Programs at MAPA. “Of course, we want them to build their skills at singing and dancing and acting because the are at a performing arts camp. But almost more important than that is we want the kids experience to develop life skills. I’m hoping that they will walk out this summer more fully equipped to collaborate with other people of all ages, build their ability to communicate verbally and physically. I’m hoping that they learn to trust themselves and their instincts. To have the confidence to step into something that is maybe a little scary, a little out of their comfort zone. If they can do that here, where we hope is a really safe environment, when they get out into the real world they will be more comfortable doing that. That confidence is a key to success in anything we do, whether it be work or school. To step out into the unknown, and do it with a little flair.” That’s why my life this summer has been enriched with show tunes, my own private Little Mermaid dance shows, carpooling and volunteering to make costumes. Highlights for my daughter’s summer certainly include

JOIN US FOR LUNCH!

15% OFF

YOUR ENTIRE CHECK

the social aspects of getting to know so many other youth, older and younger, on stage and off. But there’s even more to it than that. The show’s director, Sally Sefton–an English teacher at Seabury any other time of the year–has some tricks up her sleeve. “We are doing this beautiful play, it’s going to be done with great care, costumes, sets, choreography, everything,” says Sefton. “There is another level to every experience I have with the kids, whether it’s Seabury or here: I want to take them to another level that is not just about razzmatazz and singing. Last year with Oliver, it was an exploration of hunger. We went to the homeless shelter. This year, with The Little Mermaid, it’s going to be ocean awareness. So I really want the kids, besides being under the sea with the songs, to really understand what’s going on under the sea.” As it gets closer to opening night, the kids are getting more and more excited. More than 200 hours of acting, dancing and singing will be under the belts of 71 students aged eight to 18. I can’t wait to see the show. The Little Mermaid team is extensive. Besides Sefton and Wright, there is Musical Director Kirsten Otterson, Choreographer Vanessa Cerrito, Lead Teaching Artist Kathleen Schulz, Teaching Artists Logan Heller and Eva Sikes and Stage Manager Rachel Bega. There’s also Set Designer Todd Van Amburgh, Lighting Designer Ricky Jones, Props Designer Kari Welch and Sound Designer Jason Pfahl.

Disney’s The Little Mermaid ‘A‘ali‘ik‘honua Creative Arts Center, Seabury Hall July 15-17 and 22-24 Fridays at 7pm, Saturdays at 3pm and 7pm, Sundays at 3pm Tickets are $10-18. Call the the MAPA box office at 808-244-MAPA (6272) or Visit Mauiacademy.org. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more entertainment news, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

JULY 7, 2016 15

Maui’s Best PLATE LUNCHES Casual

& RIBS!

AfforEBCMF t 'VO

Join us on our deck for beach side plate lunches, burgers, noodles & "ono" daily specials.

Serving Breakfast by the Sea 8am to 10:30am 2015 BEST OF MAUI WINNER

'BEST LOCAL FOOD' 1285 Front St. Makai of Lahaina Cannery Mall

661.3322

Open Daily: 8am-10pm

coupon

10% OFF All take-out orders

F O L L O W US!

SERVING BREAKFAST & LUNCH 7 DAYS WEEK

with this ad!

808.495.0259

or FREE SODA when dining in!

26 N. MARKET ST. wailukucoЄeeco.com

Cafe Del Vino

A TAPAS, PASTA & SEAFOOD WINE BAR BISTRO FEATURING KONA LOBSTER DAILY!

South Maui’s Best Happy Hour Daily 2:30-6pm ½ off Select Pupus • $8.00 Specialty Drinks • $1 Off Beers

Sunday’s – Kono’s Sunset Sunday Dance Party Live Soul, Blues & Classic Rock Songs 5-8pm

Monday’s – Industry Night

2 for 1 Select Dinner Entrees 5-9pm with proof of restaurant/hospitality employment

ff Dinner Entrees! O % 0 2 L IA C E P SUMMER S Dine-in only. Present this ad. Tax & Gratuity added. Cannot be combined with other offers.

Call 808.868.0732 or 808.280.2777 for more information Open Mon-Sat 4-9:30pm • Happy Hour 4-6 pm • Sunset Special 4-6pm 300 Maalaea Rd, Wailuku (Located in the Harbor Shops)

Fantabulous Fridays

Live DJ • Dancing • Drink Specials 8pm- close Bar & Lounge Seating

Panoramic Ocean & Mountain Views

In Door & Outdoor Seating

Live Music Tues-Sun Evenings

Located at the Maui Nui Golf Course | 470 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei 808.633.4220 | konosonthegreen.com | Follow us! / konos-on-the-green Specialized service for large groups, weddings, receptions, special occasions, and corporate events.

GET YOUR EVENT ON MAUITIME

SUBMIT AND EDIT YOUR EVENTS BY GOING TO WWW.MAUITIME.COM/ADD

16 JULY 7, 2016

Picks

by Alex Mitchell

This Week's Picks THURSDAY, JULY 7

FRIDAY, JULY 8

CATALYST SOCCER CAMP – Perfecting your soccer skills is a great way to enjoy the summer. Catalyst Soccer Camps are in full swing, offering week-long (Monday-Friday) summer camps for Maui’s keiki ages 4-6 and 6-14. Participants will build skills with a special emphasis on passing, shooting and dribbling. The camps are directed by professional player Paul Holocher. July 6-10 (Upcountry), July 13-17 (Lahaina) and July 20-24 (Kihei). Camp space is limited, so reserve a spot now. $85-125. 9am. Catalyst Soccer; 808-868-0073; Catalystsoccer.com/maui. Photo courtesy of Flickr/Pam S.

‘MONTY PYTHON’S SPAMALOT’ – From Saturday, July 8 edy to Sunday, July 31, Maui Onstage will present the comedy Monty Python’s Spamalot at the Iao Theater. The play iss a ndispoof of Monty Python and The Holy Grail, a hilarious rendition of how Spamalot retells the legend of King Arthur and autiful the knights of the Round Table. The show will feature beautiful eople. showgirls, killer rabbits, cows and lots of funny French people. $20-40. 7:30pm Fridays and Saturdays, and 3pm on Sun69; days. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com. Photo: Wulf Pack/Maui Onstage

FRIDAY, JULY 8 MEET JOSEPH DEMAREE – You can meet artist Joseph Demaree at Lahaina Arts Society’s Banyan Tree Gallery. Demaree currently resides in Makawao, and is a plein air enthusiast. He attended the San Francisco Academy of Art, where he found inspiration from early Dada and surrealist art. He’s this month’s featured artist at the Banyan Tree Gallery and there will be a reception. Free. 6-8pm. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery and Old Jail Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahaina-arts.org. Image: Joseph Demaree

FRESH SQUEEZED FRIDAY – It’s time for Fresh Squeezed Friday at Down The Hatch in Lahaina. Guests can enjoy socializing on Front Street with handcrafted cocktails by the mixologists Adam Rio and Bree Richardson. Besides enjoying an array of tasty cocktails, guests can learn more about the art of craft cocktails with great aloha vibes and live music. Free. 8-10pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com. Photo: William Warby/Wikimedia Commons

FRIDAY, FR R ID DAY A , JULY JU U LY 8 LAH LAHAINA TOWN PARTY – It’s time again for Lahaina’s 2nd Friday Town Party. With great family-friendly events hap happening around town all night, everyone’s encouraged to st stroll Front Street. There will be keiki activities, restaurant di discounts, live music and shopping. Friday night is also Art N Night in Lahaina, so visit your favorite galleries for events, o openings and live art demonstrations. Free. 4:30pm. Lah 2nd Friday, (Front Street, Lahaina); 808-270-7710; haina Mauifridays.com.

SUSTAINABILITEA – A SustainabiliTEA class will be held at University of Hawaii Maui College. Hosted by the Maui Food Innovation Center (MFIC), students will have an opportunity to learn from Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Director David De Candia. He’s is a specialty tea expert, and will share information about how Maui can align with the $11 billion US specialty tea market. There will also be tea tastings! Non-credit, $39. 8am. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu. Photo: AntanO/Wikimedia Commons

SA ATU TURD RDAY, RD D JULY 9 SATURDAY, DAVID CROSBY – David Crosby will play the Maui Arts and Cultural Center. Crosby is a legendary singer-songwriter, social justice activist and author. He’s also a two-time Rock and Roll Hall of Famer and member of the iconic folk-rock bands The Byrds and Crosby, Stills and Nash. Crosby’s son James Raymond will join him on stage. $50-65. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org. Photo: Django Crosby

SATURDAY, JULY 9 MALAMA NUI PROGRAM SUPPORT DAY – It’s time for the next Malama Maui Nui Program Support Day. All interested volunteers can take help keep Maui County beautiful. Every second Saturday of the month, Malama Maui Nui volunteers support the maintenance of landfill diversion initiatives like community-based conservation. Free. 8am-2pm. Malama Maui Nui Baseyard, (E. Camp 5 R. , Kahului); 808-877-2524; Malamamauinui.org. Photo courtesy of Malama Maui Nui

HAWAIIAN SUMMER OPENING RECEPTION – Maui’s art community can attend the Hawaiian Summer Opening Reception at Viewpoints Gallery in Makawao. Meet the artists and their friends, and peruse the gorgeous art creations of Denby Freeland-Cole, Betty Hay Freeland, Carmen Gardner, Sharon McGauleuy, Suzy Papanikolas and Peter Voci. The show runs until Sunday, Aug. 7. Free. 5pm. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui. com. Photo: Sebastian Grunwald/Wikimedia Commons

MONDAY, JULY 11 KUMON MATH/READING PROGRAMS – Summer math and reading programs at Maui KUMON Centers are available from Monday, July 11 to Monday, Aug. 4. KUMON math and reading programs are powerful methods designed to help each child develop vital skills. Curriculums include materials from preschool to high school levels. Various tuition fees and times. Kumon Math & Reading Center of Wailuku (355 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-244-8887; Kumon.com. Photo: Jens Rotzsch/Wikimedia Commons

MONDAY, JULY 11 SALSA DANCE CLASS – Each Monday, dance enthusiasts and Latin music lovers can take Salsa Dance Classes at the Makawao Union Church. Led by instructors Demian and Lasensua, beginner classes take place from 6-6:45pm while intermediate classes run from 6:45-7:30pm. Singles and couples are welcome. $10-15. 6-7:30pm. Makawao Union Church Hall (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 310-363-9524; Makawaounionchurch.org; Lasensua@gmail.com. Photo: Moa Brannas/Flickr

TUESDAY, JULY 12 2 YUKI LEI SUGIMURA FUNDRAISER – Maui residents can meet Yuki Lei Sugimura at the Friends of Yuki Lei Fundraiser at the Veterans of Foreign War Hall in Kihei. She’s running for the Upcountry (Pukalani, Kula and Ulupalakua) County Council Seat, and she’ll be available for questions and answers. You can also enjoy pupus and refreshments and live music from Ron Kaulaau. Suggested donation $10. 5:30pm. VFW Hall, (2110 Uluniu Rd., Kihei); 808-875-1761; Vfwmaui.com. Photo courtesy of Yukileisugimura.com

WEDNESDAY, JULY 13 FOUREVER FAB BEATLES SHOW – For more than two decades, Fourever Fab has performed Beatles hits around the world. Now you can check out the Fourever Fab Beatles Show at the Maui Theatre in Lahaina. Guest can expect to hear sound-alike vocals and timeless songs from the Beatles’ “black and white” period: “All My Loving,” “Hard Day’s Night,” “Can’t Buy Me Love,” “Come Together,” “Hey, Jude” and more. $29-129. 6:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com. Photo courtesy of Mauitheatre.com

DANCEHALL REGGAE WITH IRIE DOLE – Check out and evening of Dancehall Reggae with Irie Dole at Paradise Grill. Q103 DJ Irie Dole is now a Maui resident, but hails from the California’s Bay Area reggae scene. He’s one of the best DJs in Hawaii and a dubplate remix engineer with years of experience in reggae and hip hop. Bring your reggae-loving friends to Ka‘anapali, and get down to some sweet reggae vibes all night long. 21+. Cover. 10pm. Paradise Grill, (2291 Ka`anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700; Paradisegrillkb.com. Photo courtesy DJ Irie Dole

JULY 7, 2016 17

W ER NO NT T S I G E R EE EVE m R F S I H o FOR T maui.c o p x e ng weddi

l a u nn A 21 st

o p x E g n i d d e W i u a M m a 0 1 | 6 1 0 st 27th, 2

n o t a r e h S - 3pm |

a p S & t r o Maui Res

u g u A , y a d Satur

www.weddingexpomaui.com www.mauiweddingassociation.com 18 JULY 7, 2016

Film

by Barry Wurst II

The Ape Whisperer ‘The Legend of Tarzan’ is everything but fun ★★★★★ Rated PG / 110 Min.

ere’s a review of that summer movie where the hunky white guy is the savior of black slaves. No, not Matthew McConaughey in Free State of Jones. The other movie in question, The Legend of Tarzan, works hard to mix the historical and current topic of slavery, colonialism and empathy towards animals into a romantic adventure. It’s also about a man who wears pants but swings shirtless on vines, can converse with every animal in the jungle, wrestles gorillas and aims to save human and animal kind from poachers and slave traders. The problem with The Legend of Tarzan is that this lead-footed, endless dud tries to be too many things and isn’t the one thing it should have been: fun. Alexander Skarsgard’s abdominal muscles register strongly in his portrayal of Tarzan, whose romance with Jane (Margot Robie) and notoriety as a jungle-raised hero put him at odds with a murderous opportunist (Christoph Waltz). There’s also an angry warrior (Djimon Hounsou) and a pissed-off

gorilla who both want Tarzan dead. I wasn’t a fan of the depressing, overlong but fascinating Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes from 1984. Yet, that movie had Christopher Lambert, striking in his starring role debut as Tarzan, and the amazing, Oscarwinning ape make-up and costumes that are still utterly convincing. Here, the CGI jungle creatures are amazingly lifelike and give the best performances. Skarsgard clearly worked out but his physique is stronger than his stiff acting. Robie and Samuel L. Jackson are so distractingly contemporary, I grew annoyed with their lazily anachronistic dialogue. To put it another way, when Jackson sarcastically asks Tarzan if he should lick a gorilla’s nuts (I’m not kidding), it sounds like a line written just for Jackson, who is in full Snakes on a Plane self-parody mode. Robie is a real actress but makes so little an impression here, I wonder why she’d choose such an empty, damsel in distress role. Waltz barely conveys the kind of menace you’d expect from him, which is a surprise, since he’s normally great in anything. Robie and Waltz have a dinner sequence that’s obviously meant to remind us of the similar, tense, cat and mouse

Damn, you have bad breath.

meal shared between Beloq and Marion Ravenwood in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Here, the scene goes on too long, has no tension and gives us two actors not fully engaged by the screenplay. There are a couple of cool little moments, like the sight of buildings being smashed Jumanji-style by a herd of stampeding animals. Yet, there are no sustained or exciting sequences, as every scene is over-edited and cut too short. I was one of the few who enjoyed The Green Hornet but will admit that the character, as well as that of Tarzan and The Lone Ranger, have no place in today’s cinematic landscape. Someone needs to stop a Hollywood movie executive before

they try to bring Charlie Chan back as well. Characters who loomed large in the early 20th century aren’t easy to adapt, let alone make relevant or compelling today. The best recent Tarzan movie is still Disney’s 1999 animated film, which is corny but has riveting action and some catchy songs. The worst is probably the 1981 Tarzan, the Ape Man, which exists to offer the world more glimpses of a naked Bo Derek (hooray for cinema!). The Legend of Tarzan has a few arresting visuals but the screenplay is cluttered and the performances don’t sell it. Honestly, it could have used, for starters, some Phil Collins tunes and gratuitous nudity to make it better. ■

#sunset

BEACH SIDE CAFÉ OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK Breakfast 7:30 -11:30 am • Lunch/Dinner 11:30 am-9pm

808.661.9091• 45 Kai Ala Dr.• Ka‘anapali Villas

JULY 7, 2016 19

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods

FIVE STAR REVIEWS! “Good prices and amount of food, I always leave happy and full! Great place, you won’t be disappointed.” - Lauren S. - Springfield, OR

Our Juice Bar is open! We are serving Organic Juices, Smoothies, Acai Bowls, Organic Coffee, Espresso, and Cold Brew!

“Highly recommend. My family roots are in Mexico and so I know good Mexican food when I eat it! They take a fabulous healthy approach to the preparation of basic dishes but without compromising the taste and flavor! Loved this place.” - Linda C. - Honolulu, HI

I decided to check out this restaurant after strolling the area and seeing “Best Tacos in Maui” on the front door. It did not disappoint. The Tacos were great. - Darrell K. - Ypsilanti, MI

FOOD SCHEDULE:

Salad Bar & Juice Bar 8am-9pm • Hot Bar 8am-8pm Paninis & Burgers 11am-8pm • Cold Sandwiches 8am-8pm

ZAGAT names MAUI TACOS BEST MEXICAN RESTAURANT! Kihei - 247 Piikea Ave 875-9340 • Kihei 2411 S. Kihei Rd. 879-5005 Kahului - Queen Ka’ahumanu Center 871-7726 • Lahaina - 840 Wainee Street 661-8883 Napili - 5095 Napilihau St 665-0222 - Tiki Bar Now Open!

The ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Restaurant with Fast Casual prices. MAUI TACOS “Live Life with MAUITUDE!”

www.mauitacos.com

We Like You Too! JOIN US JULY 9TH TO WATCH THE FIGHTS! NO COVER! • Over 20 TV's Drink Specials & Great Food!

2291 KAANAPALI PARKWAY • LAHAINA

808.662.3700 • PARADISEGRILLKB.COM

20 JULY 7, 2016

Film

by Alex Mitchell

Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6

Warcraft- PG13- 2D THU 10:50 1:30 4:30.

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of The Shad-

Finding Dory- PG- 2D THU 11:45 12:15 12:45

Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates- R- 2D THU

2:15 2:50 4:40 5:15 7:00 9:30 10:20, 3D THU 3:20 5:40 8:00. 2D FRI-TUE 11:45 12:45 2:15 4:40 5:40 7:00 9:30, 3D FRI-TUE 3:15 8:00 Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates- R- THU 7:15, 9:35, FRI-TUE 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:45 10:00 Secret Life of Pets- PG- 2D THU 6:45 9:15, FRI-TUE 10:30 11:30 2:45 7:15 9:30, 3D FRI-TUE 12:30 5:00 Achy Breaky Hearts- NR- FRI-TUE 2:15 5:00 7:35 10:10 Swiss Army Man-R- 2D THU 11:00 1:10 3:20 5:30 7:40 9:50, FRI-TUE 10:15 Independence Day: Resurgence-PG13- 2D THU 11:00 4:20, 3D THU 1:40. Central Intelligence- PG13- 2D THU 11:10 1:40 4:15 7:00 7:45 10:10, FRI-TUE 11:35 2:10 4:45 7:20 9:55

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) The Conjuring 2-R- 2D THU 10:00 1:00 4:00 7:00 10:00.

ows-PG13- 2D THU 10:30.

7:50 10:30, FRI-WED 11:40 2:20 5:00 7:50 10:30 Secret Life of Pets- PG- 2D THU 6:50 9:50, 3D 9:20. 2D FRI-WED 11:10 12:10 1:40 2:40 4:10 5:10 7:40 10:10, 3D FRI-WED 11:40 2:10 4:40 7:10 9:40 The BFG- PG- 2D THU 11:00 1:50 4:40 7:30 10:20, 3D THU 10:30 1:20 4:10 7:00. 2D FRIWED 10:10 1:00 4:00 6:50 9:50, 3D FRI-WED 10:40 1:30 4:30 7:20 10:20. The Legend of Tarzan- PG13- 2D THU 11:10 1:50 4:30 7:10 9:50, 3D THU 10:40 1:20 4:00 10:20. 2D FRI-WED 11:00 1:40 4:20 7:00 9:40, 3D FRI-WED 11:30 2:10 4:50 7:30 10:10. The Purge: Election Year-R- 2D THU 10:20 2:20 4:10 8:00 10:40. 2D FRI-WED 10:20 12:20 3:10 5:10 8:00 10:00. Free State of Jones- R- 2D THU 11:10 1:00 4:50 6:50 10:00. 2D FRI-WED 6:40 10:00. Independence Day: Resurgence-PG13- 2D THU 10:50 1:40 4:30 7:20 10:10, 3D THU 1:10 4:00

6:50. 2D FRI-WED 10:10 1:00 3:50 6:40 9:30. The Shallows- PG13- 2D THU 10:30 12:50 3:10 5:30 7:30 9:50. 2D FRI-WED 10:10 1:00 3:00 5:50 7:50 10:40. Now You See Me 2-PG13- 2D THU 10:10 1:00 3:50 6:40 9:30. 2D FRI-WED 10:20 1:10 4:00 6:50 9:50. Rifftrax Live: MST3K Reunion-NR- TUE 7:30. Met Summer Encore: La Boheme- NR- WED 7:00.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER

THURS | 7/7

MARK JOHNSTONE & LENNY CASTELLANOS 6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

FRI | 7/8

THE HITZIG BROTHERS WITH CUSTOM MADE

XANDER HITZIG, ORION HITZIG, JUSTIN MORRIS & CHARLSEY ETHERIDGE 9:30PM • $10 SAT | 7/9

658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

GB3 HAWAII & KONA BREWING PRESENTS:

The Secret Life of Pets-PG- 2D THU 6:45, 3D

9PM • $15 SUN | 7/10

THU 9:00. 2D FRI-WED 11:30 4:30 7:00, 3D FRI-WED 2:00 9:30. The Legend of Tarzan- PG13- 2D THU 1:40 7:20, 3D THU 10:50 4:30 10:10. 2D FRI-WED 1:40 7:20, 3D FRI-WED 11:00 4:30 10:10. Finding Dory-PG- 2D THU-WED 11:00 1:45 4:40 7:15 10:00. Independence Day: Resurgence- PG13- 2D THU 1:15, 3D THU 10:30 4:00.

THE ISLAND REGGAE SUMMER SERIES FEATURING PI’ILANI ARIAS

BREAKFAST SERVED 7AM

DON’T MISS OUR BLOODY MARY BAR!

MON | 7/11

CHARLEY’S LIVE BAND OPEN MIC & JAM 7PM-10PM • NO COVER

TUES | 7/12

TOM CONWAY

6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

WED | 7/13

RANDALL ROSPOND

6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER 142 HANA HWY a PAIA a 808.579.8085

The Secret Life of Pets opens this week EVENTS

An evening with

NEW THIS WEEK THE ACHY BREAKY HEARTS - NR - Comedy/Romance - A 30-something woman used to meeting losers suddenly has to choose between two great guys. 115 min. LA BOHEME MET SUMMER ENCORE - NR Music - See New York’s Metropolitan Opera perform Puccini’s classic story of the artist Marcello and the poet Rodolfo. 135 min. MIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATES - R - Comedy - Two brothers need dates for a wedding, so they place an online ad. 98 min. RIFFTRAX LIVE: MST3K REUNION - NR Live Event - It’s the 20th RiffTrax Live thing, so they’re doing a special reunion with the stars of MST3K. 120 min. THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS - PG - Animation/ Family - Max the terrier likes to hold parties when his people are away, but when Duke the stray moves into the house, everything goes haywire. 90 min.

NOW PLAYING THE BFG - PG - Adventure/Family - A girl befriends a giant who lives as an outcast because he refuses to eat children. 117 min.

CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE - PG13 - Crime/ Comedy - An accountant finds himself immersed in international espionage after reconnecting with an old friend on Facebook. Stars Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart. 114 min. FINDING DORY - PG - Animation/Comedy - In this sequel to Finding Nemo, it’s all about Dory, the loveable but forgetful blue tang fish. Voices by Ellen Degeneres and Albert Brooks. 97 min. FREE STATE OF JONES - R - Action/History - During the Civil War, a poor Mississippi farmer leads a band of rebels against the Confederate army. 139 min. INDEPENDENCE DAY: RESURGENCE PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - The genocidal aliens are back in this sequel to the 1996 blockbuster. Stars Liam Hemsworth, Jeff Goldblum and Jessie T. Usher. 120 min. THE LEGEND OF TARZAN - PG13 - Action/ Adventure - Here’s something new: a movie about Tarzan! In this film, Tarzan has been living the good life in London, but must then return to the jungle to investigate problems at a mining camp. Sure, whatever. See this week’s movie review. 109 min. NOW YOU SEE ME 2 - PG13 - Action/Thriller - High-tech heist flick starring Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo, Woody Harrelson and Daniel Radcliffe. 129 min.

THE PURGE: ELECTION YEAR - R - Sci-Fi/ Horror - Donald Trump is elected president and then everyone gets killed… kidding! Seriously though, the official synopsis makes no sense, so if you’ve seen the other Purge flicks, you know what you’re getting into. 105 min. THE SHALLOWS - PG13 - Drama/Thriller Just 200 yards offshore, a surfer (Blake Lively) is attacked by a great white shark. Will she survive? Will she get her board rental deposit back? 87 min. SWISS ARMY MAN - R - Comedy/Adventure - This is that film where Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) plays a farting corpse. Enjoy! 95. min.

LAST CHANCE

DAVID CROSBY

SAT July 9 7:30 pm Castle Multi-platinum singer, songwriter

JOAN OSBORNE

featuring KEITH COTTON, piano

THU July 28 7:30 pm Castle Hawai‘i’s island reggae festival

The MayJah RayJah Fri & Sat July 29-30 5 pm A&B Amphitheater MAPA Live presents

Jekyll & Hyde

THE CONJURING 2 - R - Horror - The Warrens help out a single mother who has to raise four kids and fight off ghosts. 133 min.

The Musical Aug 5 - 7/Aug 12- 14 Castle

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES 2 PG13 - Action/Adventure - The turtles are back to fight some evil guy. Stars Megan Fox and Will Arnett. 112 min.

The indie rock sounds of

WARCRAFT - PG13 - Action/Fantasy - Massive armies of humans and orcs face destruction and extinction in an epic war. Based on the popular video game. 123 min.

SILVERSUN PICKUPS TUE August 9 8:00 pm Pavilion GALLERY

The Rat & the Octopus Now through August 4 Tues- Sun/10 am - 5pm FREE

JULY 7, 2016 21

Calendar

by Alex Mitchell & Shannon Kekahuna

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS ISLAND REGGAE SUMMER SERIES - Sat, Jul 9. GB3 Hawaii and Kona Brewing Company present the Island Reggae Summer Series featuring Pi‘ilani Arias. His lyrics convey a love for ohana, and he will be playing a collection of original songs. $15. 21+. 9pm. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com DR. NAT & RIO RITMO - Sat, Jul 9. Head Upcountry for a fantastic evening of Latin pop, samba and salsa music with Dr. Nat and Rio Ritmo. This is a great event for those that want to practice their Latin dance moves in a lively crowd, full of spicy energy and great live music. $10. 9:30pm. Casanova Makawao (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com MAGIC ON MAUI WITH SETH GRABEL - Sat. Jul 9. Seth brings his skills as a magician, performer and comedian to Maui - taking his world famous trick and adding a Hawaiian twist! Magic on Maui was created especially for Hawaii and can only be seen at Maui Theatre for a limited time! 7pm. Maui Theatre Lahaina, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

STAGE ‘DON’T DRESS FOR DINNER’ - Sat. Jun 25 - Sun. Jul 10. With his wife out of town, an alibi from his best friend, and a gourmet chef to add culinary spice, Bernard has the perfect romantic evening planned for his French mistress or so he thinks. Unforeseen events set the stage for a collision course of assumed identities and outrageous infidelities. Thursday-Saturday at 7:30pm, Sunday at 3pm and Kama‘aina Night on July 7. 8am. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808463-6550; Proartspacific.com KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Thu. Jul 7. Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage. $99. 4:45pm. Kupanaha Magic, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011; Kupanaha.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Thu. Jul 7. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers and yummy desserts. $64. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com ‘ULALENA’ - Thu. Jul 7. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance. E Hele mai (come)! Embark on this powerful journey, leave with a deeper understanding of the island culture, and the true essence of aloha. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. 5pm. Maui Theatre Lahaina, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. Jul 7. This Hawaiian phenomenon captivates audiences around the world with his astounding performances and remarkable array of musical styles. $60 Dinner and Show, $25 Show Only. Call for reservations. 6:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com ‘BURN’N LOVE’ - Thu. Jul 7. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with the best Elvis impersonator in the world. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

22 JULY 7, 2016

ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Fri & Sat. Get on board for lots of fun, food and dancing on Pacific Whale Foundation’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread. This cruise includes delicious appetizers, perfectly mixed Mai Tais and other cocktails. Fridays: 4:30pm, (Ma‘alaea Harbor); Saturdays: 4:30pm, (Lahaina Harbor); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org ‘SHREK THE MUSICAL JR.’ SHOW TEASERS - Sat. Jul 9. Theatre Theatre Maui’s 2016 Westside Youth Summer Theatre Camp will perform two teasers prior to the show that will take place at the Westin Maui Resort and Spa, July 14-17. The show teasers are open to the public. 2pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall. com; 3pm. Barnes and Noble, (325 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-662-1300; Barnesandnoble.com H HOLDEN COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH n MOWAT - Sun. Jul 10. Joi Join n Maui magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance at center stage. 11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

$30. 5:30pm. Ocean Pool Bar and Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/oceanpool/ LOBSTER FEST - Thu. Jul 7. This Lobster Fest is an island favorite, designed by Chef De Cuisine Kurt Lesmerises. It includes a three-course dinner. $48. 5:30pm. Molokini Bar and Grille Makena Resort, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888; Makenaresortmaui.com FRIDAY ISLAND STYLE SEAFOOD BUFFET - Fri. Jul 8. Start with the best of the Pacific Ocean’s bounty, add fresh locally grown produce prepared by Makena’s culinary dream team and you get an amazing buffet of five stations that feature artfully-prepared seafood, island style dishes and desserts. $55 Adult; $30 Children; Free for children under 5. Call for Reservations. 5:30pm. Molokini Bar and Grille Makena Resor (5400 Makena Alanui); Resort, 808 808-875-5888; Makenareso sortmaui.com

'T N O D T! E G FOR

S SUNDAY HAWAIIAN MUSIC JAM SESSION - Sun. Jul 10. How do you take Sunday Brunch and make it better? By listening to Hawaii’s most talented OUT K C musicians, of course. $50/ CHE EK aadult $25/children. 10am. AN WE C E TH K King Kamehameha Golf YOU OF 17. Clu Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani KS E C G I P PA Hwy. Hwy., Wailuku); 808-249-0033; ON Kameh Kamehamehagolf.com

Y POWER UP COMEDY E WITH CHINO LAFORGE m- Tue. Jul 12. Stand up comedy with Chino LaForge live on stage at Three’s Bar. 5:30pm. 945 South Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill. com

BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BAG O’ TRICKS - Tue. Jul 12. This high-energy comedy and magic show is fun for all ages. Free. 6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

MAUI FOODIE HALE KU‘AI OPEN MARKET - Thu. Jul 7. Features fresh assorted fruits and vegetables open to the public. Free. 11am. Hale Ku’ai, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156. KAMA‘AINA SUMMER SPECIAL - Thu. Jul 7. Hali‘imaile offering a Kama‘aina Summer Special through October: buy one dessert and get one free during lunch M-F, 11am-2:30pm. Also receive 20 percent off dinner entrees daily, 5:30-9pm, with valid Hawaii ID. Not valid with any other discount or promotion. 11am. Hali‘imaile General Store, (900 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-572-2666; Bevgannonrestaurants.com/haliimaile PRIME RIB DINNER - Thu. Jul 7. Feast in this exclusive combo entree of 100 percent Angus Beef masterfully roasted by our chefs. The dish is paired with Caesar Salad and your choice of two sides, followed by our house-made Ali‘i Kula Lavender Cheesecake. $39-45. 5:30pm. Ocean Pool Bar and Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/oceanpool HARVEST MENU - Thu. Jul 7. Seasonal specials with optional wine pairing, dine between 5:30pm to 6:30pm for a 20 percent savings on the Harvest (does not apply to wine pairings). 5:30pm. The Banyan Tree– The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7096; Ritzcarlton.com/banyantree OCEAN’S SUNSET DINNER - Thu. Jul 7. Appetizers to choose are Caesar Salad or Onion Soup. Entree to choose are Braised Beef Short Rib Loco Moco or Ginger Garlic Catch. For dessert choose A Slice of Heaven or Island Sorbet.

we explore the concepts of “Voyaging” going a long journey in the spirit of exploration. 5pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com THE RAT AND THE OCTOPUS EXHIBIT - Sun. Jun 5 - Thu. Aug 4. The Hawai‘i island-based art collective AGGROculture includes artists Sally Lundburg, Keith Tallett, Scott Yoell, and Margo Ray. Their work will explore the Polynesian myth, the Rat and the Octopus–the story of an octopus that was tricked into helping a rat, who was stranded out at sea. Free. 10am. Schaefer International Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org DEREK FINE - Fri. Jul 8. Come by the gallery to meet this talented artist and view his collection of current works. 10am. Maui Hands Hyatt, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-7997; Mauihands.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Jul 8. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd. invites you to visit their gallery for live music and mai tais while they showcase their artist of the week. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com MONTAGE ART EXHIBITION - Sun. Jul 10. Located at the Sunset Room, admire and purchase artwork from various artists on Maui. 8am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/Kapalua-Bay ELLEN LEVINSKY - Tue. Jul 12. Local feather artist Ellen Levinsky will be demonstrating her art in the Old Lahaina Courthouse. 10am. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery and Old Jail Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahaina-arts.org

WINE SOCIAL SO - Sun. Jul 10. It’s an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections will be paired with light bites from Executive Sous Chef Alvin Savelia. 4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com

NIKKI MOSS - Wed. Jul 13. Nikki Moss does a variety of florals, landscapes and portraits which have been in many juried exhibits in Maui. Her best known works are the flamboyantly feminine mindscapes. 1pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com

SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Jul 10. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com

POLITICAL EVENTS

BURGERS N’ BREWS - Mon. Jul 11. Featuring a selection of burgers using locally sourced meats and produce paired with Maui Brewing Company beer. 5:30pm. Ocean Pool Bar and Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/oceanpool

TICKETS ON SALE

TACO TUESDAYS - Tue. Jul 12. Enjoy streetstyle tacos every Tuesday and save! Buy 2 for $3–beef or tofu with cilantro, onions and Adoboloco Hot Sauce. 8am. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com LUAU DINNER SHOW - Tue. Jul 12. Ka‘anapali Beach Club has a new Luau Dinner show – ‘Huaka’I - Journey through Polynesia.’ The luau festivities include traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations, and fantastic Luau buffet. The hula performances are beautiful, and all will enjoy the fire knife dance finale. 6pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Resort, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 808-661-3271; Kaanapaliresort.com

ART SCENE VOYAGING A THEMED EXHIBITION - Fri. May 20 - Thu. Jul 28. Let your imagination set sail, take a creative leap, and discover new realms of artistry! With an open call to artist working in any medium, the Hui’s annual juried themed exhibition adopts an adventurous spirit in 2016 as

DONUTS 2 GO WITH THE FRIENDS OF JOE BLACKBURN - Thu. Jul 7. Nathan Nunuha and the Friends of Joe Blackburn will be giving away free donuts, until they run out. Free. 8am. Corner of Vineyard and Market Streets, (104 N. Market St., Wailuku).

‘SHREK THE MUSICAL JR.’ - Thu. Jul 14 - Sun. Jul 17. After four weeks of auditions, rehearsals and fun, Theatre Theatre Maui’s 2016 Westside Youth Summer Theatre Camp will perform the musical Shrek Jr. Showtimes: Thur-Sat at 7pm and Sun at 2pm. Tickets are free for ages 2 and under and $12 for ages 3+ and can be purchased at Lahaina Music. 2pm. Westin Maui Resort and Spa, (2365 Ka‘anapali Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-661-2588; Westinmaui.com SXSW MEETUP - Thu. Jul 14. SAVE THE DATE - Join Phil Tripp at Kupa’a Building Room 104 for meet ‘n’ greets with both SXSW veterans as well as those in the music, film and interactive fields who are planning to or thinking of going to the 2017 South by Southwest Festivals and Conferences in Austin, March 11-19. This is the first of three meet ‘n’ greets. 5:30pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu ‘DISNEY’S THE LITTLE MERMAID’ - Fri. Jul 15 Sun. Jul 24. Based on one of Hans Christian Andersen’s most beloved stories and the classic animated film, MAPA’s Summer Musical Theatre Camp presents Disney’s The Little Mermaid. Showtimes: Fri and Sat at 7pm, Sun at 3pm and 7pm. $10-$18. 3:00pm. ‘A‘ali‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center, (Seabury Hall, Makawao); 808-572-7235; Seaburyhall.org

TheGRID

THURSDAY

FRIDAY

SATURDAY

SUNDAY

MONDAY-WEDNESDAY

7/7

7/8

7/9

7/10

7/11-7/13

FIND THE GRID ONLINE AT MAUITIME.COM/GRID OR TO HAVE YOUR BUSINESS ADDED TO OUR WEEKLY GRID SEND YOUR INFORMATION TO CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

Saturday Night Diva w/ DJ Express, 10pm

Flash Back Fridays w/DJ Big Mike, 10pm

Sexy Saturdays w/dance contest & DJ Mike, 10pm

Mr. Francois, 5:30-9pm

King Kamehemeha 2016 Reunion w/ DJ Blast, 9:30pm $10

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo, 9:30pm $10

Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30pm no cover

Hitzig Bros. w/ Custom Made & guests, 9:30pm $10 cover

Island Reggae Summer Series w/ Pi’ilani Arias 9pm, $15

Sunday Brunch & Bloody Mary Bar! 7am

MON- Open Mic 7-10pm, TUE- Tom Conway, 6:30pm, WED-Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:-9pm; no cover

MON - Da Ukulele Boyz, 7:30-9:30pm, TUE - Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm WED-Benny Uyetake 7-9pm; no cover

SIN, 9pm

DJ Mike, 10pm

UFC 200, 2pm

Gina Martinelli Band, 6pm

WED- Happy Hump Day!

Pub Quiz 7pm, DJ Jamo 10pm

DJ Jamo, 10pm

Steve Craig 6-9pm SIN 9pm

MON- MA’s Mix, 10pm, TUE- Ladies Night 10pm, WED- Johnny Ringo

Industry Night, 10pm

Fresh Squeezed Friday, 8-10pm

Flip Coin Night! 10pm

Paul Johnson

The Houseshakers, 7pm DJ Gary, 9pm

TBA

BLACK ROCK LOUNGE Sheraton Maui Resort, 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy, 661-0031

CAFE DEL VINO 300 Maalaea Rd., Maalaea - 868-0732

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

DOWN THE HATCH 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

BOBBY RAY BISHOP’S BIG BAD BLUES JAM - Sun. Jul 24. All blues players are welcome to play. But the sign-up sheet is on a first-come, first-served basis. 5pm. Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; Hardrock.com/cafes/maui AN EVENING WITH JOAN OSBORNE - Thu. Jul 28. Lazar Bear presents singer-songwriter and multi-platinum selling recording artist Joan Osborne. She’s on tour in support of her latest studio album Love and Hate. $35-65. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MAYJAH RAYJAH 2016 MUSIC FESTIVAL Fri. Jul 29 - Sat. Jul 30. The annual island concert celebrating seven years as Hawaii’s “must-experience” music festival returns with an all-star lineup. This year’s lineup includes J Boog, Iration, Matisyahu, YellowMan, SpawnBreezie, Aotearoa’s Sons Of Zion, Eli-Mac, Rebel SoulJahz, and more. 4pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Tmrmusicfestival.com ‘JEKYLL AND HYDE THE MUSICAL’ - Fri. Aug 5 - Sun. Aug 14. MAPA LIVE brings to life the dark and dangerous tale of Jekyll and Hyde. Featuring a hauntingly beautiful score, this musical adaptation of Robert Louis Stevenson’s novel exploring the transformation of a man’s soul has mesmerized audiences the world over. August 5-7 and 12-14. Tickets are $15-$75 (plus applicable fees). 25 percent discount for students 18 and under. $15. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org 2016 NPC KA PO I KA PO’OKELA BODYBUILDING EVENT - Sat. Aug 6. Maui’s only NPC sanctioned bodybuilding event, bringing competitors from all islands as well as the mainland to compete in categories like Men’s Bodybuilding, Men’s Physique, Women’s Figure and Women’s Bikini. The event fitness expo also features food, drinks, entertainment and lots of fitness inspired shopping. $45-65. 4pm. Westin Maui Resort and Spa, (2365 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-2588; Mauibodybuilding.com SILVERSUN PICKUPS - Tue. Aug 9. Silversun Pickups is among the most dynamic and creative rock bands of the modern era, hailed far and wide for their inimitable merging of ethereal melodies

and pure sonic force. $36. 6pm. Yokouchi Pavilion, Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org AN INTIMATE EVENING WITH RICKIE LEE JONES - Tue. Aug 9. Iconic pop, jazz and beatnik singer-songwriter Rickie Lee Jones is coming to Maui for an intimate show. Tickets are $45-65. 7pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); ge.com 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com YONS 2016 MICHAEL H. LYONS ELII PALAKA AWARD CEL2. EBRATION - Fri. Aug 12. The Rotary Club of Kahului is proud to announce the 2016 Michael H. Lyons II Palaka Celebration and Golf Ball Drop. The event will raise funds to help Maui High School students. The awards celebration includes pupus and one cocktail ticket.. ha $35. 4pm. King Kamehameha ilani Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani -0033; Hwy., Wailuku); 808-249-0033; ary.com 808-244-1785; Kahuluirotary.com

Sundaze Sessions w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm

MON-Movie, Games & Music 7:30-10pm, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays w/Dance Music,10pm, WED-Wine Down Wednesdays,10pm

Frisky Friday w/ DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm

SIN w/ DJ MOMO, 10pm

WED- Famous Ladies Night with DJ Kurt, 10pm $10

MON- Bingo Night 9:30pm, TUE- “The Need For Speed,” speed card tournament hosted by Jamie Boston, 9:30pm Ryan Robinson

Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com

$30. 5pm. Maui Art and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

THOMPSON SQUARE - Sun. Aug 21. The duo of Keifer and Shawna Thompson are a force to be reckoned with in the modern day country music landscape. As internationally renowned country music stars, Thompson Square has topped the radio charts across the Unites States, Canada and Australia with hits “Are Are You G Gonna Kiss Me Or Not,” “If I Didn’t H Have You” and “Everything I Shou Shouldn’t Be Thinking About.” $45$45-125. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Camer eron Way, Kahului); 8082 242-7469; Mauiarts.org

LET’S KOKUA TOGETHER - Thu. Jul 7. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center invites all nonprofit organizations an opportunity to educate, fundraise and outreach at the Center as part of its new “Let’s Kokua Together” program every Friday. All approved organizations must provide a Certificate of Insurance, have all required permits, and adhere to the QKC guidelines. 6pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

ADD YOUR OWN EVENTS ONLINE

NA MELE O HAWAII T THE GOLDEN YEARS - Sat. Sep 3. The event features Maui’s own Kumu H Hula and Multi-Na Hoku H Hanohano Award Winner, Ulu Uluwehi Guerrero. The concert also features Halau Hula Kauluik Kauluikala, with special guests Ve Emma Veary, Marlene Sai, Keola and B Moanalani Beamer. $35-55. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

MAUITIME.COM/ADD

IT'S EASY!

MAUI CALLS: CELEBRATING VINTAGE HAWAIIAN FASHION - Fri. Aug 19. Enjoy delectable pupus created by chefs from stellar Maui restaurants, paired with premium wines served by vintners from boutique wineries around the world. The gala starts with a fresh flower lei greeting and Hawaiian music serenade while you mix, mingle and taste. The evening will feature live music and dancing under the stars. A silent and live auctions offer the chance to bid on hundreds of items. Individual tickets: $175; tables of 10: $1,95010,000. 21+. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org WOODEN CRATE CABARET WITH THE YUM YUM BEAST - Sat. Aug 20. It’s an evening of music and storytelling with The Yum Yum Beast, an original rock band described by fans as “Hillbilly Funk.” Wooden Crate’s Chef, Ben Diamond, will serve a three-course organic garden to table meal with ingredients foraged from the Lumeria garden and neighboring farms. BYOB. $75. 6pm.

MON-Noa Zeb, TUE- Indio & Avi, WED- Cole Sulenta

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, JULY 7 MOVE WITH BALANCE FUNDRAISER: BILL FULLER CONCERT - Thu, Jul 7-Tue, Jul 12. Giving Back, a nonprofit organization working with elders on Maui since 2000, is having a fundraiser for its award-winning program Move With Balance. $10-20 suggested donation. 5:30pm. Makawao Union Church Sanctuary, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-573-3109; MoveWithBalance.org HALAU HULA KAULUOKALA KUMU ULUWEHI GUERRERO HULA CLASSES - Thu. Jul 7. Halau Hula Kauluokala under the direction of Kumu Uluwehi Guerrero is opening classes for adults who cannot make a full halau commitment but still want to have hula in their lives. No fundraising, performance, or protocol commitments. Must have knowledge of the hula basics. These are not beginner classes.

FRIDAY, JULY 8 YOGA OF ESSENTIAL OILS CLASS - Fri. Jul 8. For yogis and everyone seeking radiant health: Learn how to utilize pure therapeutic essential oils to enhance yoga and fitness. Free. 12pm. Maui Yoga Shala Paia, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-283-4123; Maui-yoga.com PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Jul 8. Pau Hana at The Shops is more than just a happy hour. Pau Hana celebrates the end of the work week with live musical performances by Maui’s talented up and coming artists as well as Maui’s established musicians. 4pm. Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com QKC AND KPOA PRESENT KAMA’AINA NIGHTS - Fri. Jul 8. A locally grown Hawaiian Concert Series with Sista Val, featuring Hawaiian entertainment. Bring the entire ohana for a great evening and enjoy a Hawaiian plate special from L and L Hawaiian Barbecue at Queen’s Marketplace. Just mention Kama’aina Nights! 6pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com PAIA MANTOKUJI MISSION OBON FESTIVAL - Fri. Jul 8 - Sat. Jul 9. Obon is a Japanese Buddhist custom to honor the spirits of one’s ancestors. This Buddhist-Confucian custom has evolved into a family reunion holiday during which people return to ancestral family places and visit and clean their ancestors’ graves, and when the spirits of ancestors are supposed to revisit the household altars. It has been celebrated in Japan for more than 500 years and traditionally includes a dance, known as Bon-Odori. 7:30pm. Paia Mantokuji Mission, (281 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-5798051; Mantokujimauitemple.org

JULY 7, 2016 23

Joan Osborne “An evening with”

WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY

CASANOVA’S FAMOUS LADIES NIGHT DJ KURT MUSIC STARTS @ 10PM + $10 COVER

FRIDAY JULY 8TH

KING KAMEHAMEHA’S GRADUATES OF 2006

THE EVENING THAT EARNED CASANOVA’S THE AWARDS

“BEST LATE NIGHT IN MAUI” “BEST SINGLES SCENE IN MAUI”

MUSIC STARTS AT 9:30PM $10 COVER

THE FIRST REUNION

DJ BLAST DR. NAT & RIO RITMO LATIN POP SAMBA Y SALSA

SHOW STARTS AT 9:30PM $10 COVER

MAKE IT A MEMORABLE EVENING + DINE & DANCE AT CASANOVA FOR DINNER RESERVATIONS | 808.572.0220 | CASANOVAMAUI.COM

24 JULY 7, 2016

JULY 28, THURS. MAUI Maui Arts & Cultural Center Castle Theater One Cameron Way, Kahului, Hi. 96732 Doors open at 7:00 pm Show starts at 7:30 pm

OPEN TO THE PUBLIC

SATURDAY JULY 9 TH

“Love and Hate” Hawaii Tour 2016 -acoustic duo featuring Keith Cotton

Online information & tickets: www.lazarbear.com or 808.896.4845 MACC Box Ofﬁce 808.242.SHOW (7469) or at www.mauiarts.org

TheGRID

THURSDAY

FRIDAY

SATURDAY

SUNDAY

MONDAY-WEDNESDAY

7/7

7/8

7/9

7/10

7/11-7/13

FIND THE GRID ONLINE AT MAUITIME.COM/GRID OR TO HAVE YOUR BUSINESS ADDED TO OUR WEEKLY GRID SEND YOUR INFORMATION TO CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kanoa, 9pm

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

SATURDAY, JULY 9 PLANT SALE BY SOMOS OHANA NICARAGUA - Sat. Jul 9. Check out this plant sale by Somos Ohana Nicaragua. Here, you will find with many different small to large potted plants and cuttings. Proceeds all go to help fund construction of the third wing of the regional secondary school they built in rural Nicaragua. 8am. Kula Kai, (51 Mano Dr., Kula); Somosohananicaragua.org LAUHALA WEAVING WORKSHOP - Sat. Jul 9. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens will host a Lauhala Weaving Workshop. Led by Master Weaver, Pohaku Kaho‘ohanohano, participants will learn the history of hala weaving, harvesting and preparing leaves for plaiting, and will then weave a lauhala fan to take home. Space is limited and a workshop fee applies. Call for reservations. 9am. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, (150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-249-2798; Mnbg.org I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT - Sat. Jul 9. Keiki ages 5 and older, accompanied by a parent or caregiver, can join-in this special “Hardware Science” program that ties in with this year’s theme of “Health and Fitness for the Mind, Body and Soul” through fun and interactive activities. Free. 10:30am. Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; Librarieshawaii.org WEST AFRICAN DANCE WITH QUINCEY - Sat. Jul 9. Live Drumming! Have fun following the beats of the drums, learn new steps and moves with this great teacher. $10. 11am. Pahu Creations, (870 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-385-2642; Pahumaui.com FREE JUNIOR TENNIS CLASS - Sat. Jul 9. Ages 7-18 years old, can attend a free tennis class this Saturday. Learn how to swing a tennis racket, hit a lot of balls, play matches and have fun. You only need to bring yourself, closed-toe shoes and sunscreen. Hat and sunglasses recommended. Free. 12pm. Wailea Tennis Club, (Wailea); 808-879-0610; Waileatennis.com KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Jul 9. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila. 1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

SUNDAY, JULY 10 FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Jul 10. At Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio. Free. 9:00am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com HULA BY HUI! LANAKILA - Sun. Jul 10. Enjoy

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm

MON-Karaoke 8pm, TUE-Rick G 4-8pm, Karaoke 9pm, WED- Rick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9pm

Twice Daily Happy Hour, 2pm-6pm, 9pm-close

TUE- Evan Shulman 7-10pm

Rick Glencross

Guest Performers

Robbie Ray Jazz

MON, TUE & WED- Soundlab

Natalie Nicole, 8pm

TBA

Damaged Goods, 8pm

Brant Quick, 8pm

MON-Maui Blues 8pm, TUE- John Grover 8pm, WED-Maui Blues 8pm

Ma’a, 6:30pm

Willie K 9-11pm, $5

Ma’a, 6:30pm

JD & Harry 3-5pm, Benny & Rock, 6-8pm

MON-Benny & Rock, 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Fantabulous Friday’s LGBTQ w/ DJ Shea Butter Boom

Neto, 5:30pm

Island Soul, 5-8pm

TUE- Neto, 5:30pm, WED-Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Far West, 6-9pm

Codae Music, 7-10pm

Ignite Saturdays w/ DJ Jemz, no cover

Mimosa and Bloody Mary Bar, 8:30am

MON-Nestor Ugale 6pm, WED- Open Mic/Karaoke 9pm-close

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:308:30pm)

Private Event

Soul Kitchen Big Band, 7-9pm

Crunch Pups, 7-9pm

David Connolly From Dublin, 6:30-9pm

MON- Ron Kuala’au & Tarvin Makia 6:30pm, TUE- Joel Katz 5:15pm, Willie K Dinner Show, 6:30pm, WED- Magic Show 6:30pm

136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

Island Reggae Music, 9pm

Pride Night,10pm no cover, 21+

KOBE STEAKHOUSE KONO’S ON THE GREEN

Rick G 4pm, Dat Guyz 9pm

a traditional Hawaiian hula performance by Hula by Hui! Lanakila on the mall’s center stage. Free. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

MONDAY, JULY 11 STORYTIME AND CRAFTS AT PAINTBOX Mon. Jul 11. Featuring an inspiring book series from author Brad Meltzer. Join them for breakfast at Cane and Canoe prior to StoryTime. 10am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808662-6628; Montagehotels.com/Kapalua-Bay BINGO NIGHT - Mon. Jul 11. Start brushing up on your bingo lingo and be first on board. There will be prizes and food and drink specials after 10pm. No cover. 9pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

TUESDAY, JULY 12 DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SUPPORT GROUPS - Tue. Jul 12. Child and Family Service in Wailuku offers weekly Domestic Violence Support Groups for Survivors, Teens, and Children every Tuesday. Call for more information and/or to register (registration is required). 5:30pm. Child and Family Service, (392 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-877-6888; Childandfamilyservices.org UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Jul 12. It’s never too late to learn how to play the Hawaiian Guitar. Free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com SING OUT MASTER CLASS WITH LOUISE LAMBERT - Tue. Jul 12. Jazz vocalist Louise Lambert guides you to gain confidence, mic technique, range expansion, flexibility, stage presence and music theory. $15. 6:45pm. Maui Meadows, (Kihei); 808-205-3971; Louiselambert.com NEED FOR SPEED CARD TOURNAMENT! Tue. Jul 12. Go to Down The Hatch every Tuesday night for competitive rounds of the card game SPEED, hosted by Jamie Boston. There will be multiple games going on at once; tournament style, Free to enter, and the ultimate winner gets a prize from DTH-Maui. Late night food and drink specials start after 10pm. Free. 9pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

WEDNESDAY, JULY 13 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - Wed. Jul 13. You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao

Valley and back. Road bikes recommended. Free. 6:55am. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com DISCOVERING THE CLASSICS WITH PAPA LOPAKA - Wed. Jul 13. Papa Lopaka (Robert DeVinck) is a writer, English literature scholar and long-time reader of classic books. Enjoy a dramatic reading of the Classics Illustrated comic book version of Charlotte Bronte’s Jane Eyre. For ages 6 and up. Free. 3pm. Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; Librarieshawaii.org

MAUI LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Tue, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahiana); 808-667-0988; Captainjacksmaui.com CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 4:3010:30pm; Sat, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Sun, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-10:30pm; Tue, Scott Freeman 4:3010:30pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com CLIFF DIVE GRILL - Thu, Tim Osborne 6:30-8pm; Fri, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm; Sat, Larry Golis and Hollis Lee 6:30am-8:30pm; Mon, Larry Golis 6:308pm; Tue, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm; (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Cliffdivegrillmaui.com COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:3010pm; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Thu, Da Ukulele Boys 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, Raiatea Helm 5-7pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Tim Osbourne 6-8:30pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damien Awai 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana 6-8:30pm; Mon, Danyel Alana and Guest 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Tue, Roy Kato and Guest 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Thu, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Thu, Paul Johnson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Sat, Paul Johnson 8am-5pm; Sat, Kona

Storm 7-9:30pm; Sun, Paul Johnson 8am-5pm; Sun, Ryan Robinson 7-9:30pm; Mon, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Tue, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com HARD ROCK CAFE - Tue, Evan Shulman 7-10pm; (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; Hardrock.com/cafes/maui HULA GRILL - Thu, Kealii Lum and Naiwi Teruya 2-5pm; Thu, Derick Sebastian and Damon Parillo 6-9pm; Thu, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato and Friends 6-9pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11am-1pm; Fri, Maa and Aloha Friday Hula Show 2-5pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Sat, Danyel Alana and Friends 6-9pm; Sun, Ma’a 2-5pm; Sun, Lahui 6-9pm; Mon, Ma’a 2-5pm; Mon, Kulewa 6-9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6-9pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com JAPENGO - Thu, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Fri, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Sat, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Sun, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Mon, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Tue, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4909; Japengomaui.com JAVA JAZZ AND SOUP NUTZ - Thu, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Johnnie Ness Band 7-10pm; Sat, Live Music with Guest Performers 7-10pm; Sun, Live Music with Guest Performers 7-10pm; Mon, The Soundlab 7-10pm; Tue, Paul Bunuan and Nino Toscano 7-10pm; (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-667-0787; Javajazz.net KIMO’S - Thu, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, JD and Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Mon, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Tue, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811; Kimosmaui.com LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Thu, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Joseph Chee 7:30-9:30pm; (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700; lahainapizzaco.com LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Josh Kahula and Dave of ‘Nuff Sedd’ 3-5pm; Fri, JD and Friends 3-5pm; Sun, ‘Kilohana’ Merv Oana and Duane Feig 3-5pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495; Leilanis.com LONGHI’S - Thu, Wilmont Kahaialii and Shawn McLaughlin 5-7pm; Fri, Brian Massa and Meryl 5-7pm; Sat, Steve Grimes and Gang 5-7pm; Tue, Tori Dixon and Shawn McLaughlin 5-7pm; (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com

JULY 7, 2016 25

! t u o t r a e h r u o Sing y Lambert

“The Cute Taxi”

with Louise

24 HOUR SERVICE ISLAND WIDE

If your little songbird wants to take their skills to the next level affordable private youth lessons are available. Have fun while learning piano, play your own accompaniment, professional voice coaching, and harmony in any genre or style. Also ukulele, guitar, bass and percussion. Train your voice to its best potential.

Louise Lambert louiselambert.com 808.205.3971

Taxi fare costs less than a D.U.I.!

808.242.8011 Green Island Gardening 15 years in business • SERVING

Upcountry, Wailuku & South Maui • QUALITY YARD CARE SERVICE

Mowing, Weed Whacking, Hedge Trimming, Irrigation Repairs, & More

Call Kevin

808.276.0873

Attending Attending to to all all your your landscape landscape needs needs

SOLO ARTISTS,

BANDS & DJ’S

WE NEED YOUR PRESS PHOTO PLEASE EMAIL YOUR HIGH RESOLUTUTION PHOTO OR TWO TO:

calendar@mauitime.com

26 JULY 7, 2016

TheGRID

THURSDAY

FRIDAY

SATURDAY

SUNDAY

MONDAY-WEDNESDAY

7/7

7/8

7/9

7/10

7/11-7/13

FIND THE GRID ONLINE AT MAUITIME.COM/GRID OR TO HAVE YOUR BUSINESS ADDED TO OUR WEEKLY GRID SEND YOUR INFORMATION TO CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM

PARADISE GRILL

2291 Kaanapali Pkwy, Lahaina - 662-3700

PLAYMAKERS SPORTS BAR 928 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4084

SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 - 879-0004

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-6444

STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd. - 879-3133

TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

WATERCRESS Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku - 243-9351

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB AND GRILL Thu, Far West 6-9pm; Fri, Codae Music 7-10pm; Mon, Nestor Ugale 6-9pm; (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808; Luluslahaina.com MERRIMAN’S - Thu, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Ranga Pae 5:308:30pm; Sun, David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400; Merrimanshawaii.com/kapalua OCEAN POOL BAR AND GRILL - Fri, Live Music 4-7pm; Mon, Live Music 4-7pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali. com/dining/oceanpool PACIFIC’O - Fri, Vincente Cacal 4:30-6:30pm; Sat, David King 4:30-6:30pm; (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-4341; Pacificomaui.com PAILOLO BAR AND GRILL - Thu, Live Music 6-9pm; Tue, Live Music 5-8pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali. com/dining/pailolo PAU HUAKA‘I TIKI BAR - Fri, Josh Sumibcay 5-8pm; Mon, Kawika Ortiz 6-8pm; (180 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-1000; Kaanapalibeach.hyatt.com PIONEER INN - Thu, Greg di Piazza 6-9pm; Mon, Kalani 6-9pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Eleniki 6-9pm; (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-3636 / 808-270-4858; Pioneerinnmaui.com SANGRITA GRILL AND CANTINA - Thu, Live Flamenco Music by Indio and Avi 6:30-8:30pm; (2580 Kekaa Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-6000; Sangritagrill.com SEA HOUSE - Thu, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Sat, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Sun, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Mon, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Tue, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-1500; Seahousemaui.com WHALERS VILLAGE - Thu, The Benoits 7-8pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4567; Whalersvillage.com

SOUTH MAUI CAPISCHE - Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-9pm; Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-9pm; (555 Kaukahi Rd., Wailea); 808-879-2224; Capische.com CHEESEBURGER ISLAND STYLE - Thu, Mark Burnett 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Brooks Maguire 5:308:30pm; Sat, Brooks Maguire 5:30-8:30pm; (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8990.

Thirsty Thursdays w/ DJ Kai, 10pm (downstairs)

Salsa Dancing w/Rafael, 10pm (upstairs), DJ’s Big Mike & Kamikaze, no cover

Move The Floor w/DJ Kai K, 10pm

Juke Box, 10pm

MON-Juke Box, 10pm, TUE- Mellow Sounds w/DJ Matt Lane 10pm, WED-Reggae w/ DJ Irie Dole, 10pm

Free Pool All Day, MLB, UEFA

Brant Quick 6pm, MLB, UEFA

Sassy Saturdays w/ Misha, free pool, MLB, UEFA

Pool Tournament ($10) & Jukebox Jangles, MLB, UEFA

MON-Free Bingo 7pm, TUE-Taco Tuesday, Free Pool, WED- Miss Kalai & DJ Stylz 9pm

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Fireball Thursdays w/ DJ Big Mike, 10pm

Randall Rospond 4-6pm, DJ Gemini & Ynot, 10pm

Tom Conway 4-6pm, DJ Kamikaze 10pm

Viva La Rumba 4-6pm, Sunday Night Lounge 10pm

MON - Kanoa 4pm & DJ Big Mike SIN 10pm, TUE - Jon Bowser 4-6pm, Cult Tuesdays w/ DJ Salvo, WED- Ladies Night Out DJ LX & JayP, 10pm

Margarita Thursdays!

Joe’s Birthday Party w/ Live Music

UFC 200 Live, Kaina Kountry Band

Drink Specials & SIN 9-close

MON-Martini Monday, TUE- Tequila Tuesday, WED- Whiskey Wed & Karaoke w/ Dolly, 7pm

FREE Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover

Hot Apple Pie, $4 cover, 8-12pm

FREE Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover

Salsa Night w/ Barbara & Ernesto, 8pm-no cover

Capt Dan, 6:30-8:30pm

TUE- Power Up Comedy Tour 9pm,

Karaoke, 8:30pm-close

Karaoke, 8pm-close

MON-WED-Karaoke, 8pm-close

$3 Thursdays

Ladies Night, 10pm

City & Country Band, 10pm

Free Karaoke & Drink Specials

TUE- Free Karaoke & Drink Specials, WED- Dinner Music 6-8pm

DIAMOND’S ICE BAR AND GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6-6pm; (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299; Diamondsicebar.com

vid Connolly 6:30-9pm; Mon, Ron Kuala’au and Tarvin Makia 6:30-8:30pm; (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

DOG AND DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Steve Craig 6-9pm; (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669; Theworldfamousdogandduck.com

OHANA SEAFOOD BAR AND GRILL - Thu, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Fri, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Sat, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Sun, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Mon, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Tue, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-868-3247; Ohanaseafoodgrill.com

GANNON’S - Thu, Classic Rock Live 5-7pm; Fri, Jazz Fridays 5-7pm; (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080; Gannonsrestaurant.com HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm; Tue, Rick Glencross 4-8pm; (1913 S Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010; Mauibars.com KONO’S ON THE GREEN - Thu, Jim Spector 5:30-7:30pm; Fri, Sierra and Sal 5:308:30pm; Sat, Neto Peraza 5:30-7:30pm; Sun, Island Soul Dance Party 5-8pm; Tue, Neto Peraza 5:30-7:30pm; (470 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-633-4220; Konosonmaui.com LUANA LOUNGE AT FAIRMONT KEA LANI - Thu, Live Entertainment 5-10pm; Fri, Live Entertainment 5-10pm; Sat, Live Entertainment 5-10pm; Sun, Live Entertainment 5-10pm; Mon, Live Entertainment 5-10pm; Tue, Live Entertainment 5-10pm; (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com MAUI BREWING COMPANY KIHEI - Sat, Rowdy Love 5-8pm; Mon, Johnny Ringo 5-8pm; Tue, Levi Poasa 5-8pm; (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com MOLOKINI BAR AND GRILLE MAKENA RESORT - Thu, Live Entertainment 6-9:30pm; Fri, Live Entertainment 6-9:30pm; Sat, Live Entertainment 6-9:30pm; Sun, Live Entertainment 6-9:30pm; Mon, Live Entertainment 6-9:30pm; Tue, Live Entertainment 6-9:30pm; (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888; Makenaresortmaui.com MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Thu, Dat Guyz 1-3pm; Thu, Levi Poasa 4-6pm; Thu, Mike Finkiewicz and Craig Soderberg 7-9pm; Fri, Stay Easy 1-3pm; Fri, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Fri, Alika Nako’oka 7-9pm; Sat, T-Flatz and The Highlights 1-3pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Sun, T-Flatz and The Highlights 1-3pm; Sun, Ohana Groove 7-9pm; Mon, Kanoa and Ryan 1-3pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Joshua Kahula 7-9pm; Tue, Louis and Lewis 1-3pm; (10 Wailea Gateway Pl.); 808-891-2322; Monkeypodkitchen.com MULLIGANS ON THE BLUE - Fri, Soul Kitchen Band 7-9pm; Sat, Crunch Pups 7-9pm; Sun, Da-

PITA PARADISE - Sat, David Wolf 5:30-8pm; Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 6:30-9pm; (34 Wailea Gateway Center); 808-879-7177; Pitaparadisehawaii.com SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4-6pm; Mon, Kanoa 4-6pm; (1913-J S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444; Southshoretikilounge.com THREE’S BAR AND GRILL - Sat, Live Solo Guitar With Cpt. Dan Saunders 5:30-9pm; (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com

UPCOUNTRY MAUI CAFE DE AMIS - Mon, Mark Johnstone 6:308:30pm; (42 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-6323; Cdamaui.com CAFE MAMBO MAUI - Tue, Brant Quick 4-8pm; (30 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-8021; Cafemambomaui.com CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT AND SALOON - Thu, Mark Johnstone and Lenny Castellanos 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Charley’s Live Band 7-10pm; Tue, Tom Conway 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Randall Rospond 6:30-8:30pm. (142 Hana Hwy, Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com LUMERIA MAUI - Fri, Wooden Crate Cabaret at Lumeria with The Yum Yum Beast 6-9pm; (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com MAUI YOGA SHALA PAIA - Fri, Kirtan and Mantra Meditation 7-9pm; (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-283-4123; Maui-yoga.com

CENTRAL MAUI BEACH BUMS BBQ AND GRILL - Thu, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Mike Finkiewicz and Tom Cherry 5-8pm; Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Sun, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; Mon, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm; (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286; Beachbumshawaii.com CAFE DEL VINO - Fri, Francois 5:30-9pm; Sat, Francois 5:30-9pm; (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-868-0732. KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Thu, Local Live Music 5-8pm; Fri, Local Live Music 5-8pm; Sat, Local Live Music 5-8pm; Sun, Local Live Music 5-8pm; Mon, Local Live Music 5-8pm; Tue, Local Live Music 5-8pm; (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001; Alehouse.net KING KAMEHAMEHA GOLF CLUB - Thu, The Legendary Willie K And The Warehouse Blues Band 6:30-10pm; Mon, Martini and Jazz 6:309:30pm; (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com MA’ALAEA HARBOR SHOPS - Fri, Cruisin’ to the Oldies 5-7pm; (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.). WHOLE FOODS MARKET - Fri, Aloha Friday Music Jam 11:30am-2:30pm; (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com

JULY 7, 2016 27

CLASSIC ROCK

maui skate school GROUP OR PRIVATE LESSONS PROFESSIONAL SKATE COACH SAFE ENVIRONMENT CALL YANCY 808-854-7247 OR FIND US ON : MAUI SKATESCHOOL

JOIN THE MAUITIME PHOTOS FLICKR GROUP AND SHOW US MAUI THROUGH YOUR EYES. ﬂickr.com/groups/mauitimephotos/

LASER HAIR REMOVAL All Skin Types & Tanned Skin Painless 25 years experience FL & HI • EL # 40 Complimentary consultation

115 E. Lipoa Street , Kihei truskinmaui.com • 808.875.7070

BANNER SPECIAL Full Color 8’X3’ $99

Indoor/Outdoor • High Quality Call for Quantity Discounts

MAUI CUSTOM T-SHIRTS 808-268-5860

Give a Gift to Last! Lesson packages starting at $97 L Singing, Piano, ’Uke, Guitar, Bass, S Harmony, Percussion, Ear Training H and Band www.louiselambert.com

Barbara Blake Rooms & Garden THE BEST

Decorator Fabrics & Custom Made Pillows • Cushions • Drapes Bedding • Slipcovers

28 JULY 7, 2016

in the hands of our readers for just $25*

*per week

$25

DECORATING SHOP IN MAUI

INTERNET PRICES ON QUILTS! Over 100 designs perfect for Maui Washable $159 King & $139 Queen

268.8001

808.205.3971

Get your business card

us t

ELECTROLYSIS

fo rj

The Business Card District

Contact sarah@mauitime.com, or call (808) 283-3260 for more details.

Tues & Wed 10am – 5pm Thu, Fri, & Sat 9am – 1pm

1993 S Kihei Rd #18 Next to Joy’s Place

MUST BE BRIGHT & ADAPTABLE COMPUTER SKILLS DESIRABLE EARN SCHOOL CREDIT Send your resume to interns@mauitime.com 16 S. Market Street, Suite 2k Wailuku, HI 96793

Contact sarah@mauitime.com, or call (808) 283-3260 for more details. *8 week minimum, black & white. Add $10 for full color

by Caeriel Crestin

Horoscope

Sign Language CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

A skilled quilter uses whatever they’ve got on hand, and figures out ways to incorporate every interesting shred of material into their final product. Eventually, they patch together something workable–and usually beautiful–out of a pile of seemingly useless scraps. You can work the same magic, socially, if you’re determined enough, and willing. Pick up the tatters of a few threadbare and badly frayed relationships and start mending. It may involve swallowing your pride, and some odd and inspired match-making, but I’m betting that the end result will be something stronger and prettier than anything that came before.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Don’t hold your breath waiting for that pat on the back and you just might get it. Hide whatever doubts you’ve had about any big decisions you’ve made recently. Your dreams are more likely to attract support (and success) when backed by your vigorous and confident approval than when eroded by your qualms. The powers that be are watching you, and as soon as they believe that you’re going to succeed, they’ll make sure that you do so, by offering their validation and support. In other words, as soon as you don’t look like you need their help, you’ll have it, and then some. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

You’ve made your offer. There it sits, on the table, like a massive slab of incredibly rich triple-fudge cake. Now all that’s required is patience, while your prey sniffs the bait. Wait! What the hell are you doing? Why the hell would you even consider sprinkling sugar on top of this already very sweet gesture? Are you crazy, or truly too insecure to see clearly the delicious value and generosity of what you’ve already put on the plate? Please keep yourself from sweetening the deal. It’ll make whoever you’re trying to entice not only suspicious, but downright nauseous.

QUIZ understood

ANSWERS

...to questions from page 4

1: B–$20.83/hour 2: D–Illinois 3: E–1,137

YOGA & MOVEMENT STUDIO

The other night I dreamt someone chopped off your hand, right in front of me. Instead of the fountains of red blood I expected, your wrist oozed thick globs of butter, as you watched in bemusement. This was not some nocturnal fable about your cholesterol levels, however. It’s more reflective of the sluggish nature of your internal affairs at the moment. I understand your reluctance, but things need to move and flow before you calcify and keel over before your time. Luckily, it’s summertime, and heating things up is easier than usual. Let’s melt that fatty mess out of your veins and get them ready for some red, passion-rich blood–and the chaos and change that comes with it.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

I wish I could just plug you into a wall and charge you up every night, like my cellphone. But sadly, your recharge capability isn’t anywhere near that simple at the moment. You’re too complex to get everything you need in one convenient place. And because getting what you need involves more than two (and probably more than five) people, someone important might end up jealous, or otherwise upset. It’s easy to conceive of the concept that no one can be everything to anyone else, but sometimes it’s hard to accept. I know you’re busy getting the juice you need, but if you have a little time to let that special one know they’re still special, please do.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Pisceans are creatures of faith. Some other signs need to try to make everything make sense, to relentlessly apply logic to the world until it all seems to line up and cooperate. You’re wise enough to know this is all more or less impossible. You accept contradiction, variation, and incomprehensibility so sagely that on those rare occasions that things do fit together with the neatness and perfection of a mathematical equation, you often fail to recognize them–without some help. Well, here’s the hint: This is quite possibly one of those times. Look for the simple, logical answer. It’s there. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

It’s summertime. Your life should be about sunshine and abundance right now, not sickly shades of depressing gray. Nevertheless, I see you getting bogged down in the muck of modern complications and implications, because a few of your recent attempts at good deeds generated some shitty negative fallout, through no fault of your own. I don’t blame you for feeling disheartened, but buck up, scout. It’s true there’s a dark side to every act, if you look for it. But this week, there are at least a couple of elderly who need (and would welcome) your aid in crossing a few busy streets.

Here’s 23 billion bucks. You’ve got one week to spend it, but at the end of the seven days, you can’t keep a single cent, and the stuff you bought will vanish as if the money had never existed. What will you do? Concentrate on creating memories, of course; they’re all you’d retain from this magical week of fabulous wealth. My advice: live that way anyway, incomprehensible affluence or no. In the end, the experiences you have are all that matter. Don’t worry about stuff. The stuff will sort itself out. When you have a choice between doing something and having something, choose experience over acquisition every time. You’ll never regret it.

YOGA FOR BEGINNERS: 8 WEEK SERIES MONDAYS FROM 4:45-6PM FROM JULY 11TH-AUG 29TH $89 FOR WHOLE SERIES $15 FOR DROP IN Register by calling 808.359.1060

1995 Main St (2nd floor)

bodyaliveyoga.com

VOTED BEST

TATTOO SHOP BY M AU I LO C A L S !

579.8515

The Best Of Maui

120 HANA HWY • UPSTAIRS PAIATATTOOPARLOR.COM

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

You’re in your element at the moment; perversely, that means you blend in so well that it may take a concerted effort to stand out and get noticed. It’s like you’re standing in a lightless room, garbed in black. Although this might be a little scary at first, resist going back to more well-lit scenes where it’s easy to reap dramatic-seeming victories. You’ve been there and done that for far too long. You’ve outgrown the minor leagues; there’s no challenge left there. Welcome to the big time—or at least its foyer. You’re where you belong. The challenge, my dear, is proving it. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

It’s a good week to tie someone up and have your kinky way with them, or allow yourself to be bound and toyed with. There’s something highly erotic about this kind of power sacrifice. Sagittarians attach so much import and desire to the concept of freedom that temporarily taking someone else’s, or giving up your own, carries quite a charge. That kind of electricity could jumpstart a whole new chapter for you. Try it; you’ll see what new horizons become visible once that lightning has struck. I find it deliciously ironic that it may take a pair of handcuffs to reveal that your old idea of freedom is just a faint mocking echo of your new one.

Love is all well and good but can you eat it? Does it put a roof over your head and make sure your telephone doesn’t get cut off? These are incredibly unromantic thoughts, to be sure, but every Taurus has entertained them at least once or twice, and many have made their romantic decisions with at least one eye on financial and practical concerns. However, enough is enough. Sometimes you need to do shit that’s just foolish, because someone you love demands it, or because you demand it of yourself. Screw the rent and the bills. Go be in love, right now–with your family, with a lover, with life. GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

How long can you hold your breath? Because at the bottom of this pool is an incredible treasure. However, simply getting to it and bringing even a part of it back to shore will require tremendous determination. As you plunge into the depths, the pressure to turn back and breathe will become more and more intense. Give it your all right off the bat, Gemini. Remember this, if it gives you courage; chances are if you don’t make it on your first try, you’ll never make it–at least not before someone else gets there first. Fill those lungs, right now, and dive. To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com

JULY 7, 2016 29

ClassiďŹ ed

Classified for your enjoyment Local Ads BUY & SELL KILL SCORPIONS! Buy Harris Scorpion Spray. Effective results begin after spray dries. Odorless, Long Lasting, Non-Staining. Available: Hardware Stores, The Home Depot, homedepot.com (AAN CAN).

MAUI RECYCLING SERVICE Picks up all your glass, plastic, aluminum, tin, newspaper, & cardboard. Now also: glossy paper & office paper recycling offered. Home Pickup; a convenience for $25.15/mo! Bi-monthly pick up. Commercial accounts avail. Call Now! 244-0443

KILL ROACHES - GUARANTEED! Buy Harris Roach Tablets with Lure. Odorless, Long Lasting. Available: Hardware Stores, The Home Depot, homedepot.com (AAN CAN)

Yokis

& Gowns

s #USTOM "RIDAL Gowns s ,INGERIE

*%7%,29 s 7!4#(%3 $)!-/.$3 s #/).3 NEW

WE NOW "59 !.$ 3%,, 15!,)49 53%$ &52.)452%

7%34 -!5) GOLD 667-7689

,)-!(!.! 0, ,!(!).! CHECK OUT OUR NEW KIHEI LOCATION!

SOUTH MAUI GOLD

SERVICES JOHNâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S PRECISION SHARPENING See you at the Maui UH Campus Swap Meet every Saturday from 7am-1pm. Call 808-446-0134

FOR SALE FORECLOSURE RED LIST $100 A MONTH Know about Foreclosure Auctions on Maui The most accurate Information available 808-2803442 mauiredlist@gmail.com

VACATION RENTALS

s Custom Dresses

WE PAY TOP $ FOR YOUR GOLD!

REAL ESTATE

s 'OWN Alterations

572-5884

yokimauilingerie@hotmail.com

CLEAN, AFFORDABLE Accommodations in our vacation rental from $99 per day. Call Toll Free Wailuku Guesthouse 877-986-8270 or www.wailukuhouse.com

SHARED HOUSING, ROOMMATES ALL AREAS ROOMMATES.COM Lonely? Bored? Broke? Find the perfect roommate to complement your personality and lifestyle at Roommates.com! (AAN CAN)

EMPLOYMENT AUTOMOTIVE SERVICES CASH FOR CARS Any Car/Truck 2000-2015, Running or Not! Top Dollar For Used/Damaged. Free Nationwide Towing! Call Now: 1-888-420-3808. (AAN CAN).

CHRYSLER EXPERTS! BMW / MINI â&#x20AC;˘ VOLVO MERCEDES â&#x20AC;˘ VW / AUDI SERVICE â&#x20AC;˘ PARTS â&#x20AC;˘ ACCESSORIES

10% DISCOUNT FREE MINI-DETAIL WITH LARGE SERVICE

Get an ad. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ok!

â&#x20AC;˘ Scheduled Maintenance to Major Overhauls â&#x20AC;˘ Towing â&#x20AC;˘ Extended Warranty Service â&#x20AC;˘ Custom & Performance Products & Installation â&#x20AC;˘ Collision Repair â&#x20AC;˘ Restorations â&#x20AC;˘ Detailing â&#x20AC;˘ Tires â&#x20AC;˘ Wheels â&#x20AC;˘ Mufflers â&#x20AC;˘ Batteries â&#x20AC;˘ Air Conditioning Computer & Electronic Diagnostics

808-283-3260

DIESEL â&#x20AC;˘ BIODIESEL â&#x20AC;˘ HYBRIDS (#RD 3881)

ISLAND WIDE SERVICE

878-2698

AMERICAN â&#x20AC;˘ ASIAN â&#x20AC;˘ CARS â&#x20AC;˘ SUVS â&#x20AC;˘ TRUCKS 3135 Lower Kula Road â&#x20AC;˘ Behind Kula Hardware

PAID IN ADVANCE! MAKE $1000 A WEEK Mailing Brochures From Home! No Experience Required. Helping home workers since 2001! Genuine Opportunity. Start Immediately! www.TheIncomeHub.com (AAN CAN) FUN SALES POSITION IN PHOTO GALLERY Lahaina Full & Part time. Great pay. Contact Donna at 808-4638211 or send resume: info@ mauionmetal.com

MUSICIANS FOR HIRE LOUISE LAMBERT â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;MAUIâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S SWING QUEENâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Provides world class listening, dancing, or sing-along music to spark your Holiday event. Soul, Swing, Jazz, Blues, Classical, Hawaiian and more. Solo, Duo, Combo, Big Band www.louiselambert.com 808-205-3971

DO YOU LIKE EH BRAH? THEN SEND US YOUR SUBMISSIONS! Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations, 200 words or less (which we reserve the right to edit), while changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent, to â&#x20AC;&#x153;Eh Brah!â&#x20AC;? c/o MauiTime, 16 S. Market St, Ste. 2K, Wailuku, HI 96793 or send an e-mail to ehbrah@mauitime.com

30 JULY 7, 2016

MUSICAL INSTRUCTION SING YOUR BEST WITH PRO VOICE COACHING â&#x20AC;&#x153;Beginners to Grammy Winnersâ&#x20AC;? Private Singing, Piano and Band Lessons. Sing Out Master Class Mondays at 6:45. Harmony - 1st & 3rd Saturday 11:30AM. Soul Choir - 2nd & 4th Saturday 11:30AM. Play In A Band - Saturday 1:00PM - All Ages. www.vocalastics.com, www. louiselambert.com 808-205-3971

FINANCIAL $$GET CASH NOW$$ Call 888-822-4594. J.G. Wentworth can give you cash now for your future Structured Settlement and Annuity Payments. (AAN CAN) ARE YOU IN BIG TROUBLE WITH THE IRS? Stop wage & bank levies, liens & audits, unfiled tax returns, payroll issues, & resolve tax debt FAST. Call 844-753-1317 (AAN CAN)

HEALTH VIAGRA!! 52 PILLS FOR ONLY $99.00 Your #1 trusted provider for 10 years. Insured and Guaranteed Delivery. Call today 1-888-403-9028 (AAN CAN)

NOTICES ALOHA VALUED READERS We would like to let our readers know that we try to screen most of our ads. We read back the ad copy to ensure that it is the correct information that advertisers want. If you see the acronym (AAN CAN) that ad is a national ad and was not submitted directly to us. If you have a question directly concerning AAN CAN, please check out aancan.org DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH IS OFFERING FREE HIV TESTING & COUNSELING (STD/HEP C as well). Mon: Kihei

Community Centerâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; 11-2 pm Tues: Wailuku Health Centerâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; all day Wed: *Paia Community Centerâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; 12-3 pm ( 1st, 3rd, (5th)week): *Haiku Community Centerâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;12-3pm (2nd, 4th week) Thur: *Lahaina Comprehensive Health Centerâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;9-12pm Fri: (nonfurlough Fridays) Wailuku Health Centerâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;appt. *=starting 4/1/10 Results in 2 weeks. For more info CALL 984-2129. KNOW YOUR STATUS Maui Aids Foundation; FREE, anonymous & confidential 20 min. HIV oral swab Testing sites Island wide; Lahaina, Kihei, Haliâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;imaile & Hana, Wailuku Free Rapid HIV & HCV testing Mon- Fri 8:30am-4:30pm. Call for details - 808-242-4900. www.mauiaids.org

THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES

READING

RAD! WORD. This message was brought to you by the kind folks at

TO ILLUSTRATE A MAUITIME COVER? Issue 06 â&#x153;&#x161; FREE July 26, 2012 â&#x153;&#x161; Volume 16 â&#x153;&#x161;

August 16, 2012 â&#x153;&#x161; Volume 16 â&#x153;&#x161; Issue 09 â&#x153;&#x161; FREE

ig Big B

Waste

c e becam beca ools became esspools cesspools ty cessp city capacity aarrge capa Large Larg LLar EP E the EPA b t the ago, ago but

ar year en years vven sseeven leeg seven lllegal illegal illeg illega ille thh att the hat ed that Sharing disc ered disco discov recentlyy discovered only recently Even iff hhaass one. Even Marketplace has Kihei Marketplace reâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s whyy one hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s do have one, Aloha you you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t you. sho d worryy you. shoul this should Through Music PG. 10

K PG.5 RK ILE YOU WORK L N WHILE S LAND COUNTY TALKS S PG.13 YEARS YEARS SEV BRATES SEVEN C CELEBRATES E GRILL CELEBRATES PLE PINEAPPLE EW PG.19 R M REVIEW S FILM RISES THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

Inside this weekendâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s free second

annual Lanai Slack Key Festival

We are always looking for talented local artists to help create select cover designs throughout the year. Email your design samples to:

artdirector@mauitime.com WALK-INS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED.

We Like You Too!

Classiﬁed

Mind, Body & Spirit FIND MAUI’S HOLISTIC EVENTS! Visit www.mauivision.net today and explore our extensive mind, body & spirit listings. New Summer edition out now! Call 669-9091 for info. SEX LIFE ON HOLD? Sex therapist with 25+ yrs. exp. solves communication problems and all sex & relationship concerns. Private & Confidential Phone Sessions Worldwide FREE PHONE CONSULTATION Call Dr. Bouchard 891-0952 www.sexhappiness.com

Always Beautiful

Magic Mermaid Phenomenal Bodywork

SKIN

879-3500

Call Neng 808.269.3932 Kahului 9am - 7pm p

Authentic

Thai Bodywork

320 Ohukai Rd Ste. 405 (Kihei Commercial Plaza) (808) 344-3466 • alwaysbeautifulmaui.com

Kama'aina Rates $65 for 60 mins $95 for 90 mins

Day Spa & Wellness Center

*with valid HI ID

808.662.8595

180 Dickenson St. Suite 116, Lahaina MAE#3033

Everyone knows mimes don’t talk, they text! Call mauitime to book an ad today.

With Da Upcountry Location

WAX

Open Daily 9-7pm

Convenient Kihei Location

Serenity Spa Maui Massage

Authentic Thai Body Work

LASH

Spa Facials • Mink Lash Extensions • Expert Brazilian Wax

808-283-3260

Traditional Thai Massage, Lomi Lomi, Deep Tissue, Swedish, Hot Stone, Hot Towel & Aromatherapy

AWARD WINNING SPA! Most Relaxing Couples Massage & Best Thai Massage AFFORDABLE PRICE & KAMA’AINA SPECIAL Open Mon - Sat 9 - 6 pm Sun 10 - 6 pm 180 Dickenson Square Ste. 209-210 • Lahaina • Free Parking 808.214.6167 • Mat 13004 • www.lahainamassage.net

GET YOUR EVENT ON MAUITIME SUBMIT AND EDIT YOUR EVENTS BY GOING TO WWW.MAUITIME.COM/ADD

264-1576

Totally disagree with our articles? Love one so much you have to give us your two cents? Did you know that you can comment on articles online? Be sure to check us out at:

Get an ad. It’s ok!

808-283-3260

Mahalo M ahalo to to our our million, million, trillion Facebook Facebook friends friends trillion and counting... counting... and

WE LIKE YOU TOO! facebook.com/mauitime

MUST BE BRIGHT & ADAPTABLE COMPUTER SKILLS DESIRABLE EARN SCHOOL CREDIT

Email Inquiries to interns@mauitime.com 16 S. Market Street, Suite 2k Wailuku, HI 96793

JULY 7, 2016 31

All Therapists are Fully Licensed and Insured

SPORTFISHING

• MASSAGE • ACUPUNCTURE • FACIALS • WAXING • GIFTS We carry a wide range of locally made products

Stop Wishin’ & Go Fishin’ 42 ft. Custom Sportfishers Catch a 500+lb Marlin & your trip is

FREE

and we make a $300 donation to a Maui charity

(808) 667-2774 BMW/MINI • VOLVO/SAAB • MB • LR • VW/AUDI TOYOTA • LEXUS • HONDA • ACURA • NISSAN SUBARU • MAZDA • FORD • GM • CHRYSLER

10% DISCOUNTon Parts & Labor We Repair Maui’s Best European, Asian & VW AUDI Domestic Service Center!

FREE MINI-DETAIL WITH LARGE SERVICE • Scheduled Maintenance to Major Overhauls • Towing • Extended Warranty Service • Custom & Performance Products & Installation • Collision Repair • Restorations • Detailing • Tires • Wheels • Mufflers • Batteries • A/C • Exhaust Systems •Computer & Electronic Diagnostics Diesel • Biodiesel • Hybrids • Electric • Vehicle Storage Service • Parts • Accessories (#RD 3881)

ISLAND WIDE SERVICE

Green Ti

40 N. Market St. • Wailuku, HI

808.242.8788

3135 Lower Kula Road • Behind Kula Hardware

Mum’s the word... But the secret is out

iFix iPhones CRACKED

GLASS

FIXED

FAST

808 495 3586 iﬁxiphonesmaui.com

Hey! You can come to KIHEI, MAUI to see if you have a qualifying condition for medical marijuana. The ofƓce of psychotherapist Kelley Aiyana, LCSW with Irving Brown, MD 2511 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, Maui

MEDICAL MARIJUANA INITIAL CERTIFICATION $175 RENEWALS $150

Initial certiƓcation $130. Renewals $115. Plus $38.50 for the state

Conditions for use: Severe & Chronic Pain • Fibromyalgia Migraines • Cancer • HIV/AIDS • Glaucoma • Persistent Muscle Spasms • IBS • Severe Nausea • Eating Disorders

Call for an appt at 808.281.8948

Serving the community since 2009

Kihei

Maui

Live the Life You Love Love the Life You Live

Hot Yoga Life Changing Paddle Boarding Yoga Teacher Trainings Group Classes & Lifestyle Coaching Private Classes Nutritional Counseling Located in Kihei Maui South Side

115 E. Lipoa St. Kihei, Maui Hawaii 808-463-8811 mauihotyoga.com

www.greentimaui.com

(Directly across from Kamaole Beach 2)

355 HUKILIKE ST, STE. 210A KAHULUI, MAUI 96732

HOT YOGA

OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK • MAE #2281

878-2698 9

AMERICAN • ASIAN • CARS • SUVS • TRUCKS

M AUI

Friendly & non-judgemental Visitors and part-time residents welcome Dispensaries are coming! Be legal! Be Safe! Get the help you need. PsychoTherapyByTheSeaMaui.com

.com Just think: right now you're only getting some of the stories. Go online and see what you're missing.

THIS SPACE COULD BE YOURS! FOR AS LITTLE AS

$115/WEEK

CALL SARAH AT 283-3260 OR TOMMY AT 283-0512 TO RESERVE YOUR SPOT

MEDICAL USE of MARIJUANA STATE OF HAWAII CERTIFICATION The Ofﬁce of

MATTHEW BRITTAIN, LCSW Coordinating M.D. Services for Medical Marijuana Certiﬁcation QUALIFYING MEDICAL CONDITIONS INCLUDE: (but are not limited to)

Cancer, HIV/AIDS, Severe Pain, Severe Nausea, Glaucoma, Seizures, Severe Muscle Spasms, Severe Cramping

New Qualifying Condition as of 7/1/15 Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD)

$140 for New Patients | $115 for Renewals ($38.50 separate fee payable to State of Hawaii also required) Please call Matthew at our Main Ofﬁce in Hilo at

(808) 934-7566 We are not a dispensary. Offering monthly clinics on Maui. We are not State of Hawaii employees or contractors.

MAUI'S ONLY LOCALLY OWNED INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER