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I love getting press releases that describe events already nearly a week old. That’s what happened last week when the Maui Police Department notified the public that they “will” conduct yet another test of body cameras for their officers. “Beginning Thursday, August 18, 2016, the Plans, Training, Research & Development Section of the Maui Police Department will conduct a one month feasibility study on the use of the AXON bodyworn camera,” stated the news release, which wasn’t actually sent out until Aug. 24. “The cameras will be field-tested by officers in the various Patrol Districts. The results of the study will assist the Maui Police Department in making informed decisions about the implementation of this technology.” There are a host of issues associated with police officers wearing body cameras while they’re out in the field–most notably, there’s the question of when the officer wearing the camera can turn the cameras on and off, to say nothing of how the department stores all that footage (and whether it’s available for public inspection). Numerous departments on the Mainland have adopted such cameras, though their experiences have been mixed. Some report a considerable drop in citizen complaints against officers; others are still reporting very high incidents of officerinvolved shootings. The ACLU, which generally supports the use of body cameras, does insist however MPD officer during last year's camera test that the cameras stay on all the time–a policy most police departments oppose. The MPD has been conducting various “You don’t want to give officers a list and camera tests largely in secret over the past say, ‘Only record the following 10 types of year, of which this one is only the most resituations,’” said Scott Greenwood, an cent. Ten MPD officers participated in a test attorney with the ACLU, in a 2014 report on of TASER’s AXON body-worn cameras a the issues surrounding body-worn cameras. year ago. Earlier this summer, MPD officers “You want officers to record all the situatested the VIEVU cameras. It remains to be seen what cameras (if any) the department eventually adopts, to say nothing of the rules governing such cameras. Over on Kauai, that island’s police office has already adopted body-worn cameras. The powerful police union SHOPO (State of Hawaii Organization of Police Officers) filed a complaint with the state Labor Relations Board in an attempt to gain greater authority over the use of the cameras, but in January of this year the board ruled in favor of the department. ■
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On the morning of Friday, Aug. 26, Pacific Whale Foundation President Greg Kaufman sent out a news release stating that one of his boats spotted the first humpback whale of the season the day prior, in the waters just off Lahaina. But before you do any celebrating, Kaufman said the whale didn’t seem all that well. “The brief video captured is a humpback encrusted with whale lice,” said Kaufman in the news release. “The animal appears uninjured and not entangled. It could be sick, starving or suffering from an internal blunt trauma injury. Whale lice are naturally occurring on humpback whales but tend to proliferate when a whale becomes weak or sick. It’s akin to death by a thousand bites. We are sending our research team out first thing in the morning to see if they can track the whale’s whereabouts.” Kaufman added that this is the earliest sighting of a whale in Maui waters that he can remember. Whale season in Hawaii typically starts in September/October. “Pacific Whale Foundation has tracked the first whale sighting since 1998,” stated the news release. “Previously, the earliest appearance recorded was on September 16 back in 2000. The majority of first sightings have taken place in October.” According to the news release, the PWF vessel Ocean Quest was on a sunset dinner cruise on Thursday, Aug. 25 at the time of the sighting. They were about three quarters of a mile off the coast of Olowalu. “The Coast Guard has been alerted and is requesting all boaters and water-users to be on the lookout,” stated the news release. In a statement issued later that day, Malia Chow the superintendent of the Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary, issued a statement saying that her organization and the Coast Guard had located the whale and documented its condition.
“The animal is emaciated, very light colored, rough-skinned, and is covered in cyamid amphipods (whale lice),” stated Chow’s news release. “At least four sharks were trailing the animal. These are all indicators of a whale in distress. However, the whale is not entangled and does not show any signs of trauma from being struck by a vessel; these are two of the main threats to humpback whales in Hawaii. The cause of the animal’s poor condition remains a mystery at this time.” Chow also reiterated just how unusual it is to see a whale in Maui waters at this time of the year. “This is a very unusual sighting as first sightings of humpback whales are typically in September or October,” Chow said. “Humpback whales are generally in Hawaii from November through May where they breed, give birth, and nurse their calves. It is difficult to determine whether this is one of the first sightings of a humpback whale for this upcoming season or if this whale has stayed around from last season.” Humpback whales remain on the federal endangered species list. If you sight any marine mammal in distress, stay at least 100 yards away from it and call the NOAA 24-hour hotline at 1-888 2569840 (or radio the the U.S. Coast Guard on VHF CH. 16).
tions, so when a situation does go south, there’s an unimpeachable record of it— good, bad, ugly, all of it. This is an optimal policy from a civil liberties perspective.” Indeed, there have been recent incidents in which body camera-wearing cops used deadly force, then reported that their camera mysteriously “turned off” just before the shooting. “A Chicago officer whose police powers were suspended after the officer shot an African-American teenager in the back last week was wearing a body camera, but the device was not operating and did not record the fatal encounter, officials said on Monday,” The New York Times reported on Aug. 1. “Advocates for the family of Paul O’Neal, the 18-year-old who was killed on Thursday, reacted skeptically to claims of the faulty body camera, wondering aloud why the department had invested in the technology if it did not work.”
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and the essay must not reveal the student’s name. Two hard copies must be submitted and the essay must be available as an MS Word document. Contest applications and additional information are available through the Eddie Aikau Foundation website, Eddieaikaufoundation.org. The deadline for applications and completed essays is Sept. 24. Winners will be notified on Oct. 10.
OUTDOOR MARKET OPENS AT OUTLETS OF MAUI The Outlets of Maui in Lahaina hosted a new outdoor market that celebrates Maui farmers and artisans with locallygrown produce, handmade goods, creative crafts, apparel, island artwork and more. The Outlets Outdoor Market officially opened on Wednesday, Aug. 31 and is now a weekly Wednesday night event. In addition to local merchants selling produce and goods, the Outdoor Market features chef demonstrations, live music,
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After 34 years of nearly continuous volcanic eruption from Kilauea on the Big Island, an inter-agency group has created new informational products about the health hazards of volcanic air pollution–vog. Sulfur dioxide in vog creates hazards that challenge communities, agriculture and infrastructure on the Island of Hawaii and across the state. Vog, which can sometimes be seen as a visible haze or have a sulfurous smell or taste, is said to contribute to a variety of symptoms including eye irritation, coughing, wheezing, sore throats and headaches. The new vog-hazard information–including a brochure, a FAQ booklet, a poster and a web-based dashboard–were created by a partnership between the U.S. Geological Survey, Durham University, International Volcanic Health Hazard Network, Hawaii Department of Health and County of Hawaii Civil Defense. “The diverse partnership has allowed us to develop new, consistent products that more fully address the needs of the community,” said DOH’s John Peard. The products were designed to disseminate information while helping residents protect themselves during vog episodes. The booklet,
brochure, poster and dashboard offer advice on vog protection measures, such as staying indoors, limiting physical activity, and staying hydrated when vog levels are high. The mobile-friendly vog dashboard provides comprehensive links to a wide range of vog resources, including vog forecasts and airquality information. The dashboard is hosted by the International Volcanic Health Hazard Network, a clearinghouse for information on the health impacts of volcanic eruptions. The new products were inspired in part by a 2015 Durham University study by Claire Horwell. The study results supported the need for consistent online advice from all federal, state and local agencies; increased access to web- and non-web-based information on vog exposure and protection; and updated guidance on how to access resources about vog. Horwell said providing relevant, up-todate information to a population living with decades of an ongoing volcanic eruption may help people to better cope with the frequent vog conditions. Go to ivhhn.org/vog to learn more.
Aikau? If so, this might be a great opportunity to earn some much needed teen-cash. The Eddie Aikau Foundation's offering more than $5,000 in cash prizes to winners of the 2016 Eddie Aikau Essay Contest. The “Eddie Went” contest is open to 7th through 10th grade students currently enrolled in public or private schools in Hawaii. The Foundation will present $500 to the first place winners, $350 to second place winners and $250 to third place winners. The contest also will give out two $100 honorable mention awards. The Foundation is looking for essays that examine the continuing impression made by the legendary big wave surfer and heroic lifeguard. The essays should reflect the impact Aikau has made in the lives of the writer and the public. Students entering the essay contest are instructed to use the contest title, “Eddie Went,” as a writing prompt. The Foundation then encourages the students to explore what it is about Aikau’s strength, spirit, knowledge and power (mana) that continues to attract
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worldwide attention; students should answer the question: how has the mana of Eddie Aikau made a difference? There will be English and Hawaiian Language Divisions. Awards in the English division will be given to winners in each grade level; because there are fewer Hawaiian Language applicants, all grade levels will be combined with only one set of awards in that division. The essay contest will be judged on three main criteria: essay content, presentation and writing skill. The submitted work must show that the writer has insight and understanding behind their words. The work must also reflect the voice of the writer, and reflect Aikau’s values. All essays must be the student’s original work. Additional guidelines require the essay be a maximum of 1,000 words and must be typewritten, double-spaced, and in 12 point font. Each essay should have a title that captures the idea of the work;
hula shows and cultural activities such as poi making, coconut juice making, lei making and wood carving. The merchants showcasing their goods and products are located throughout the center. During the Outdoor Market, Outlets of Maui retailers hosted a sidewalk sale with special Wednesday-evening-only promotions. “We tare excited to bring this unique event to Outlets of Maui,” said Lisa Donlon, General Manager for Outlets of Maui. “We look forward to this becoming an evening outing for local families and showcasing our local culture to visitors to Maui.” Market Partners include Hawaii Farmers Union United–Maunakahalawai Chapter, edible Hawaiian Islands Magazine and Simpli Fresh Produce. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news
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The late fashion designer Alexander McQueen (who dabbled in macabre collections, himself), might appreciate the work of acolyte Tina Gorjanc: She will grow McQueen’s skin (from DNA off his hair) in a lab, add back his tattoos, and from that make leather handbags and jackets. Gorjanc, a recent graduate of McQueen’s fashion school alma mater, bills the project mainly as showcasing the meager legal protections for abandoned bits of human DNA–and fears industrial use of such DNA on a much larger scale.
Geoffrey Fortier, 23, was arrested in Craighead County, Arkansas, in July and charged with video voyeurism of a woman he had allowed to shower in the home occupied by Fortier and his girlfriend. After the woman stepped out of the shower, she noticed a logged-on iPad propped against a wall. Fortier informed deputies that it was all a misunderstanding–that he had earlier recorded himself urinating in order to sell the video to a urinationfetish website, and he simply forgot to remove the device.
WAR IS ALL HELL Jihadists had a rough year militarily and now suffer further from an array of field reports (such as a new book by retired Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn) that their most sensitive laptop computers captured in battle by U.S. forces seemed always to be loaded with pornography–including “vile” material involving kids and animals. (Initially, said one analyst, there was so much porn that U.S. intelligence figured its purpose was only to disguise tactical messages within the sex-scene pixels.) On the other hand, jihadists can claim one victory, in that the actor Michael Caine said recently the terroristcaused airport discomforts had finally convinced him to legally change his name to “Michael Caine”–after tiring of explaining to screeners why he had Maurice Micklewhite’s [his birth name’s] passport.
AWKWARD FLIRTATIONS Patrick Marsh, 59, was charged with indecent exposure in Woodward Township, Pennsylvania, in July after he rang the doorbell of a 30-year-old female neighbor seeking, as he told police, “courtship.” He greeted the woman naked, “with his genitals in his hands.” And in Florida’s The Villages senior community, Howard Sparber, 69, faces several charges after having, in June, fired 33 9mm rounds into the home of a woman who had been declining his sexual overtures. (The lady was away.) Oh, and John Taylor, 57, said he was just lonely and wanted to meet women when a court sentenced him in Shirley, England, in July, for a three-month spree of furtively slipping men’s underwear through various women’s house letterboxes.
COMPELLING EXPLANATIONS In June, Dieter Uchtdorf, a high official in the Mormon Church, said the historic narrative of Mormon founder Joseph Smith’s use of a “seer stone” to translate the “golden plates” that gave Smith ultimate worldly knowledge has been authenticated, basically, by the 2007 invention of the iPhone. “I can get the collected knowledge of the world through a few little inputs,” said Uchtdorf, and thus it is likelier than ever that God gave Smith something like a smartphone in 1823.
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FRIENDLY BACTERIA Plastics are well-known to decompose slowly, but the most difficult is the polyethylene used for containers such as the omnipresent water bottles, and despite recycling, tens of millions of metric tons wind up in landfills, where the plastic’s strong polymer bonds resist breakdown. Recently, however, two Japanese researchers, after tedious trial-and-error, identified a bacterium that views the polyethylene terephthalate as an efficient, tasty meal. A colleague of the two said further tweaking was necessary before using the bacteria industrially.
ROOM-SIZED BONG? Samuel Oliphant, 35, was arrested on various charges in Scottsdale, Arizona, in June after police were called to a house to investigate a “strong and unusual” odor (which cops suspected to be drugs). Inside, they found a “laboratory,” necessitating use of their “hazmat protocols,” because Oliphant had allegedly built a “complex and elaborate” system apparently for the purpose of enhancing the smoking of marijuana.
AWESOME! Rapper Kasper Knight apparently shot himself in the cheek with a revolver on July 17 in Indianapolis–as part of a staged music video–according to raw footage of the incident posted on his Facebook page (and then of course seen by almost two million people). Knight, seen bleeding afterward, said he tried to recruit a shooter, but when no one volunteered, shot himself, anticipating (as in previous times he had been shot, by other people) “like a 4 out of 10 on the pain scale.”
LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS The men who tried an armed carjacking at the Oasis car wash in Shreveport, Louisiana, on July 20 were sent running by the car owner Michael Davis, who was holding a high-pressure hose at the time and casually directed the stream to one potential thief’s face while swinging the metal wand at the other. ■
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CASTAWAY’S PASTA NIGHT - Tuesday. Castaway features a “Buy One Get One Free” Pasta special. Choose from nine different homemade pasta dishes and enjoy while watching the sunset. 5pm Castaway Cafe; (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; Castawaycafe.com CASTAWAY’S TACO NIGHT - Thursday. Three tacos with rice and beans for $15.95. Choose from mahi, chicken, steak, shrimp or kalua pork. 5pm Castaway Cafe; (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; Castawaycafe.com PHOTO BY SEAN M HOWER
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CHINA BOWL’S KAMA‘AINA DEAL Daily. Kama‘aina receive 10 percent off with valid ID. 10:30am China Bowl Asian Cuisine; (2580 Kekaa Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-0660; Chinabowlmaui.com CLIFF DIVE GRILL’S KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina receive 25 percent off with
Burger Shack Kapalua; (DT Flemings Beach Park, Kapalua); 808-669-6200; Burgershackkapalua.com
HONU’S FOOD DISCOUNT - Daily. 25 percent off food and drink during lunch and dinner with valid Hawaii ID at the bar. 11am Honu Seafood and Pizza; (1295 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9390; Honumaui.com JAPENGO’S KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina will receive 15 percent (excluding alcohol, tax and gratuity). 5pm Japengo at Hyatt Regency Maui; (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Japengomaui.com KOBE’S KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina receive 20 percent off all food and sushi, ending at 10pm for food and 11pm for sushi, with valid Hawaii ID. From 5:30-6pm Kama‘aina and visitors are offered the Sunset Special. Order off the Sunset Special Menu, comprised of six discounted dinner entrees (may not be combined with Kama‘aina discount). 5:30pm Kobe Japanese Steak House and
CAFE CAFE MAUI’S DISCOUNTS - All day Mondays and Fridays through Oct. 15: when you mention “MauiTime” you will receive a whopping half off your coffee and/or espresso drinks, hot or iced. If you haven’t had Cafe Cafe’s iced coffee with coffee ice cubes now is the time to treat yourself while the getting’s good. 7am Cafe Cafe Maui; (129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina); 808-283-2739; Cafecafemaui.com CANE AND CANOE DISCOUNTS - Daily. Early Bird’s receive 25 percent off for 5pm restaurant seating. Discounts not combinable with other special promotions, holiday menu and discounts. Monday and Thursday half off bar food and select beverages. 5pm Cane and Canoe at Montage Kapalua; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com CAPTAIN JACK’S KAMA‘AINA DEAL Daily. Kama‘aina receive 20 % off, excludes retail items and alcohol. 10:30am Captain Jack’s Island Grill; (672 Front St., Lahiana); 808-667-0988; Captainjacksmaui.com
FRIDA’S valid Hawaii ID. 11am Cliff Dive Grill; (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0031; Cliffdivegrillmaui.com
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BANYAN TREE’S KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Tuesday-Saturday. Kama‘aina receive 20 percent off food with valid Hawaii ID. Cannot be combined with any other offers. Wednesdays enjoy half off select bottle wines. 5:30pm Banyan Tree Restaurant at The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua; (1 Ritz-Carton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7096; Ritzcarlton.com/banyantree
CASTAWAY’S DATE NIGHT - Wednesdays couples get salad course, two entrees and bottle of wine for $49.95 (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; Castawaycafe.com
HARD ROCK’S KAMA‘AINA DEAL Daily. Kama‘aina received a free appetizer or chef’s dessert with purchase of two entrees. 2pm Hard Rock Cafe; (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; Hardrock.com/maui
Okus Sushi Bar; (136 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-667-5555; Kobemaui.com
COOL CAT’S KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina receive 20 percent off all food all day. Excludes retail items and alcohol. 10:30am Cool Cat Cafe; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com
LAHAINA GRILL’S FOOD DISCOUNT - Daily. Download the new Lahaina Grill Maui app for iPhone and Android, click LOYALTY in menu, register and for every 10 entrees purchased, one entree is free during your next visit. 5:30pm Lahaina Grill; (127 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina); 808-667-5117; Lahainagrill.com
DTH KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina receive 20 percent off all food and non-alcoholic beverages with valid Hawaii ID. Early Birds buy one entree and get the second of equal or lesser value for free. 11am Down the Hatch; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com
LULU LAHAINA’S DISCOUNTS - Monday. Receive half off pupus and drinks from 5pmClosing. Also from 4-7pm during happy hour receive 20 percent off pupus and discounts on drinks. All Day - Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club and Grill; (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808; Luluslahaina.com
FRIDA’S FOOD DISCOUNT - Daily. 25 percent off food and drink during lunch and dinner with valid Hawaii ID at the bar. 11am Frida’s Mexican Beach House; (1287 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-1287; Fridasmaui.com
MAI TAI BAR KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina receive 25 percent off food with valid Hawaii ID. 10am Mai Tai Bar at Sheraton Maui; (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Sheraton-maui.com/dining/maitai
GERARD’S KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina receive 20 percent off the A La Carte menu with valid Hawaii ID. 6pm Gerard’s Restaurant; (174 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina); 808-661-8939; Gerardsmaui.com
MALA’S FOOD DISCOUNT - Daily. 25 percent off food and drink during lunch and dinner with valid Hawaii ID at the bar. 11am Mala Ocean Tavern; (1307 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9394; Malaoceantavern.com
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MAUI BREWING CO. MAUI BREWING CO. KAHANA DISCOUNTS - Sunday-Tuesday. Buy one entree and get the second of equal or lesser value for half off. Also enjoy $10 flatbread special and $1 off house beers from 3-6pm daily during Happy Hour. And every Wednesday is “LogoWear Wednesday” Wear MBC logowear and all house beers are $4. Maui Brewing Company Kahana; (4405 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-3474; Mauibrewingco.com MISO PHAT SUSHI LAHAINA KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina receive 10 percent off. Must have valid Hawaii ID. 11:30am Miso Phat Sushi Lahaina; (4310 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-9010; Misophatsushi.com
PARADISE GRILL KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Get 10 percent off food and non alcoholic drinks with valid ID. 10am Paradise Grill; (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700; Paradisegrillkb.com PI LATE NIGHT - Friday and Saturday. 30 percent off selected pizzas, $3.50-5 Select Starters, $3.50 Maui Brewing Co. Beers (Bikini Blonde, Big Swell IPA, Coney Island’s hard Root Beer), $5 House Red and White Wines, $6 Select Cocktails (Bango, Kaffir Ginger Sour, Blueberry Lavender Fizz) 4-hour parking validation with purchase. 9:30pm Pi Artisan Pizzeria; (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0791; Pi808.com
OCEAN’S KAMA’AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina receive 25 percent off. Must show Hawaii ID and/or local business card. 7am Ocean Pool Bar and Grill; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali. com/dining/oceanpool
PINEAPPLE GRILL’S KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina receive 30 percent off food with valid Hawaii ID. Mondays receive half off on Chef’s fish special starting at 5:00pm. Pineapple Grill; (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600; PineappleGrillMaui.com
PAILOLO KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina receive 25 percent off food with valid Hawaii ID. 10:30am Pailolo Bar and Grill; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-6673200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/pailolo
PIONEER INN’S KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina receives 15 percent off with valid Hawaii ID. Excludes alcohol. 10am Pioneer Inn; (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-3636; Pioneerinnmaui.com
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Sunday’s – Kono’s Sunset Sunday Dance Party Live Soul, Blues & Classic Rock Songs 5-8pm
Monday’s – Industry Night
2 for 1 Select Dinner Entrees 5-9pm with proof of restaurant/hospitality employment
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Live DJ • Dancing • Drink Specials 8pm- close Bar & Lounge Seating
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SALE PEPE
SALE PEPE’S FOOD DISCOUNT - Daily. All pies are $10 at the bar. 5-6pm Sale Pepe Pizzeria e Cucina; (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7667; Salepepemaui.com SEA HOUSE KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina receive 25 percent off food with
a valid Hawaii ID. Excludes happy hour, early bird specials, and beverages. 7am Sea House Restaurant; (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-1500; Seahousemaui.com
PHOTO BY SEAN M HOWER
PULEHU, AN ITALIAN GRILL KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Mondays after 8pm Kama‘aina receive half off all food, with valid Hawaii ID. Any other day and time Kama‘aina get 25 percent off food. 8pm Pulehu, an Italian Grill; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com
SLAPPY CAKES KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina receive 15 percent off with valid Hawaii ID. 7am Slappy Cakes; (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-419-6600; Slappycakes.com SON’Z STEAKHOUSE KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina receive 15 percent off food. 5:30pm Sonz Steakhouse; (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4506; Sonzrestaurant.com
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EVERY DAY FROM 3:00-8:00 PM IN THE RED BAR AT GANNON'S THE PERFECT RECIPE:
Cocktail specials, food from our bar menu & the best view on Maui. Happy hour is in designated bar area only. View website for happy hour menus.
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GannonsRestaurant.com | 808-875-8080 Wailea Gold & Emerald Golf Course 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea
OPEN 7AM-7PM DAILY 808.661.0006 • cafecafemaui.com 129 LAHAINALUNA RD., LAHAINA
KAMA`AINA SUNDAYS 50% OFF ANY NEW MASON JAR LEMONADE!
(offer available all day every Sunday * September 1st thru November 30th) Wow Wow Hawaiian Lemonade | 1279 S. Kihei Rd #309 in Kihei Azeka Mauka Center 808.344.0319 | WWW.WOWWOWHAWAIIANLEMONADE.COM WOWWOWHAWAIIANLEMONADE 16 SEPTEMBER 1, 2016
TEDDY’S KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina receive 10 percent off with valid Hawaii ID. 10am Teddy’s Bigger Burgers; (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-661-9111; Teddysbb.com
South Maui
cent off food and non-alcoholic beverages (not valid on holiday brunches and cannot be combined with any other discounts or promotions. All Day - Bistro Molokini; (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234; Wailearesortdining.com/bistro_molokini COW PIG BUN KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Monday-Thursday. Kama‘aina receive 20 percent off food and $4 beer specials. 12pm Cow Pig Bun; (535 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-875-8100; Cowpigbun.com DUO KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina receive 20 percent off the entire check with valid Hawaii ID. 5:30pm DUO Steak and Seafood at Four Seasons Resort; (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8000; Fourseasons.com/maui
PHOTO BY DARRIS HURST
TAVERNA’S DISCOUNTS- Monday. Kama‘aina receive half off all entrees. Wednesday. Half off selected wines and 25 percent off wines by the glass, at the bar only. Thursday-Saturday it’s the industry social: $9 speciality drinks, $2 off all beers, 25 percent off wines by the glass. 5pm Taverna Kapalua; (2000 Village Rd., Kapalua); 808-667-CIAO; Tavernamaui.com
COW PIG BUN
5 PALMS KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina receive 20 percent off all regularly priced food. Must present valid Hawaii ID. 8am 5 Palms Restaurant; (2960 S Kihei Rd.); 808-879-2607; 5palmsrestaurant.com ALOHA THAI FUSION’S FOOD DISCOUNT - Monday-Friday. Buy one entree and get the second for half price. 11am Aloha Thai Fusion; (115 E. Lipoa St., Kihei); 808-268-7018; Alohathaifushion.com AMIGO’S KIHEI KAMA‘AINA DEAL Daily. Kama‘aina receive 20 percent off when they present coupon on page 24 in MauiTime. All Day - Amigo’s Kihei; (1215 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-9952; Amigosmaui.com BISTRO MOLOKINI’S KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina receive 20 per-
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Delicious & Fresh Specials! Half OFF Select Sushi Rolls & Desserts Tuesday-Friday, 2pm-5pm
EAT LOCAL BUY LOCAL SUPPORT LOCAL open daily 11am - 2am | 658 front street | lahaina | 808.661.4900 | dthmaui.com
$5 During
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Home of the World Famous Adult Shave Ice TRADITIONAL SHAVE ICE + ALCOHOL
20% OFF FOR LOCALS!* 808-573-2859 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani www.kojimassushi.com
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located next to down the hatch | 808.661.4900 | breakwallmaui.com *w/ valid ID, not valid alid with otherr disc discounts counts or offers. Food & no non-alcoholic lcoholic be beverages ges only.
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September Back to School Kama’aina Special
All Teishoku’s $13.50 Each On Tuesdays Only A,B,C,D,E For Lunch & Dinner • Offer ends 9/30/16
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FERRARO’S KAMA‘AINA DEAL Daily. Kama‘aina who buy one entree will get the second of equal or lesser value for free. 5:30pm Ferraro’s Bar e Ristorante at Four Seasons Resort; (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8000; Fourseasons.com/maui
HUMUHUMUNUKUNUKUAPUA’A KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina receive 20 percent off food and non-alcoholic beverages (not valid on holiday brunches and cannot be combined with any other discounts or promotions. All Day - Humuhumunukunukuapuaa; (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 800-888-6100; Wailearesortdining.com/restaurants/humuhumu KO’S KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina special, buy one entree and get the second of equal or lesser value
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GANNON’S RED BAR FOOD DISCOUNT - Daily from 3-8pm. Enjoy the loaded bar menu with something to fit every size appetite from $6-15 and wash it down with a superb selection of adult beverages starting from $3, all from the bar with best view in Wailea. 3pm Gannons
Wailea; (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808875-8080; Gannonsrestaurant.com
MAUI PIE PHOTO BY SEAN M HOWER
for free, along with 25 percent off alcoholic beverages. Valid with Hawaii ID and parties up to eight. Reservations Requested. 11am Ko at Fairmont Kea Lani; (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com
GANNON’S RED BAR
KONO’S FOOD DISCOUNT - For September kama’aina is buy one entree get one entree half price at Kihei’s best kept secret. Kono’s on the Green; (470 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-633-4220; Konosonmaui.com
MATTEO’S KAMA‘AINA DEAL - This September and October Kama‘aina who buy one pasta or entree get the second half off during dinner between 5-9pm. Monday-Friday. Receive 25 percent off on lunch between 11:30am-3pm. (dine-in only). (161 Wailea Ike Pl.); 808-891-8466; Matteosmaui.com MAUI PIE KAMA‘AINA DEAL - MondayFriday. Kama‘aina receive 20% off. 3pm Maui Pie; (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-298-0473; Mauipie.com
Sunrise to Sunset, Oceanfront Dining
Breakfast: 7am-2pm, Lunch: 9am–2pm, Dinner: 5:30–9pm Sea House Bar & Terrace: 7:30am–10pm, Music from 7pm Happy Hour: 2–4:30pm, Pupus from $6.
25% Kamaaina Discount - September 2016 Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner (Food Only)
Award-Winning Dining
808.669.1500
www.seahousemaui.com Celebrating Over 50 Years at the Beach
5900 Lower Honoapiilani Road, Napili, Hawaii 96761 • www.napilikai.com Located at the beautiful Napili Kai Beach Resort • Celebrating Over 50 Years of Aloha *Hawaii ID required. Good for Food only. Some restrictions apply. Not valid on Holidays or early bird specials.
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1307 Front Street • Lahaina 667.9394 • malaoceantavern.com
1295 Front Street • Lahaina 667.9390 • honumaui.com
MONSOON INDIA KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Daily. Kama‘aina receive 10 percent off with valid Hawaii ID. Monsoon India; (760 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-6666; Monsoonindiamaui.com
toppings, breadsticks, and four drinks for $25 in September and October. South Shore Tiki Lounge; (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444; Southshoretikilounge.com
PIZZA MADNESS FOOD DISCOUNT - Daily. Receive $5 off any GIANT pizza when you present coupon on page 18 in MauiTime. Pizza Madness; (1455 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-270-9888; Pizzamadnessmaui.com
THE RESTAURANT AT HOTEL WAILEA KAMA‘AINA - Daily. The Restaurant formerly known as Capische? still has the same menu and an incredible kama’aina deal. Buy one entree and get one half off with a valid ID. 5pm The Restaurant at Hotel Wailea; (555 Kaukahi Rd., Wailea); 808-879-2224
SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE OHANA SPECIAL - Pizza with two
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RAMEN YA PHOTO BY SEAN M HOWER
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VFW FUNDRAISER - Sept. 10 Breakfast Special: All-you-can-eat Pancake Breakfast includes: Eggs, Sausage, Fruit, Juice and Coffee. Cost is $7 for Adults and $5 for children under 10 years. Also featuring the Annual VFW Auxiliary Rummage and Bake Sale. All proceeds go to the Post #3850 building fund. 7am VFW Maui; (2110 Uluniu Rd., Kihei); 808-875-1761; Vfwmaui.com WHAT ALES YOU DISCOUNTS - Tuesday. $10 Bowl and Pint Night,
choose Chili and Rice or Chicken Bento Bowl add a Beer. Friday. $10 Brat N Beer Night. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808214-6581; Whatalesyoumaui.com WOW WOW HAWAIIAN LEMONADE KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Sundays through November. Kama‘aina get half off any new mason jar lemonade. Wow Wow Hawaiian Lemonade; Wow Wow Lemonade (1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei); 808-344-0319; Wowwowhawaiianlemonade.com
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Central Maui 808 ON MAIN’S KAMA‘AINA DEAL Monday-Friday. Kama‘aina receive 20 percent off. (excludes alcohol and happy hour). 5pm 808 on Main; (2051 Main St., Wailuku); 808242-1111; 808onmain.com AMIGO’S KAHULUI KAMA‘AINA DEAL Daily. Kama‘aina receive 20 percent off when they present coupon on page 24 in MauiTime. Amigo’s Kahului; (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-872-9525; Amigosmaui.com
ASIAN CUISINE’S FOOD DISCOUNT Monday-Thursday. 11am-3pm and 5pm1:30am. Friday and Sunday. 11am-3pm and 9pm-1:30am. Half off Sushi. Asian Cuisine and Sushi Bar; (65 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-7776; Asiancuisinemaui.com CAFE DEL VINO FOOD DISCOUNT Monday-Saturday. Buy one entree and get the second of equal or lesser value for half off when you present coupon advertised in MauiTime. (dine-in only). Cafe Del Vino; (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-868-0732; Cafedelvino.com
PHOTO BY SEAN M HOWER
PLAYMAKER’S TACO DAY - Tuesday. Enjoy $2 Taco’s all day at Playmaker’s. 10am
KOJIMA’S SUSHI PHOTO BY SEAN M HOWER
HAI’IMAILE GENERAL STORE
Playmakers Sports Bar; (928 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4804; Facebook.com/ Playmakers-Sports-Bar RAMEN YA FOOD DISCOUNT - Daily. Get a free gyoza with regular meal purchase. 10am Ramen Ya; (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-873-9688; Ramenyahawaii.com SEASCAPE’S FOOD DISCOUNT - Seascape is doing dinner! Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Receive 15 percent off purchase of two entree. 5pm Seascape; (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-4271245; Mauioceancenter.com/seascape1
TOKYO TEI KAMA‘AINA DEAL - Tuesday. Kama‘aina can buy any Teishoku’s for $13.50 during lunch and dinner. 11am Tokyo Tei; (1063 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-242-9630; Tokyotei.com WAILUKU COFFEE COMPANY DISCOUNT - Daily. Buy any 10 coffee, tea, or espresso drinks and get one free. Also receive 15 percent off food and drinks when you present coupon on page 26 in MauiTime. 7am Wailuku Coffee Company; (26 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-495-0259; Wailukucoffeeco.com
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Buy One Entree Get Second 50% OFF!
2nd entrée equal or lesser value. Must present coupon. One coupon per person. Dine-in only. Tax & Gratuity added. Cannot be combined with other offers. Expires 9/30/16
Mon-Sat 4-9pm • Happy Hour 4-6 pm • Sunset Special 4-6pm 808.868.0732 • 300 Maalaea Rd (Located in the Harbor Shops) Maalaea
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*must present valid local I.D. Cannot be combined with other offers. Expires 9/30/16. THREE LOCATIONS ON MAUI! KAHULUI • 872-9525 333 DAIRY RD. next to Minit Stop KIHEI • 879-9952 1215 S. Kihei Rd in Longs Shopping Center LAHAINA • 661-0210 WHARF CINEMA CENTER
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672 Front St. Lahaina Located next to Cool Cat Cafe
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WHOLE FOODS TACO AND HUMP DAY - Tuesdays street-style tacos are buy two for $3–beef or tofu with cilantro, onions and Adoboloco Hot Sauce. Wednesdays enjoy fresh, locally grown greens and veggies from the salad bar and save $1 or more off. Now including the Smoked Meat bar. 8am Whole Foods Market; (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com
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FRIDAY, SEPT. 2 MAUI JAZZ FEST KICKOFF PARTY – BMW of Maui is hosting a kickoff party for the 2016 Maui Jazz and Blues Festival. The afternoon will include live music from Na Hoku winner Benny Uyetake as well as saxophonists Joie Taylor and Rock Hendricks. There will be pupus from Chef Bernard of Brigit and Bernard’s Garden Cafe in Kahului and refreshments provided by the venue. Free. 4pm. BMW of Maui, (410 Koloa St., Kahului); 808-877-4269; BMWofmaui.com. Photo of Benny Uyetake: Jack Grace
FREE SALSA LESSONS – Every Friday until til further ee salsa notice, all aspiring salsa dancers can enjoy free dance lessons at Paradise Grill in Ka‘anapali.. The class is taught by salsa stars Paul Zaidman and Anna Selleck, and you’ll be swinging your hips to a Latin beat in no time. Beginner and advanced dancers are invited. There will also be special drink specials. 21+. No cover. 10:30pm. Paradise Grill, (2291 Ka‘anapali kb.com. Pkwy.); 808-662-3700; Paradisegrillkb.com. Photo courtesy Paradise Grill
FRIDAY, SEPT. 2 RON ARTIS II AND THE TRUTH – Ron Artis and The Truth will play Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon. Born and raised on Oahu’s North Shore, Artis and his family are sharing their unique musical style throughout Hawaii. Guests can dance and socialize to an eclectic combination of funk, rock, soul and everything in between. Get your tickets early because these shows always sell out! 21+. $15-25. 9pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com. Photo courtesy Ron Artis
SPAGO BEER DINNER – There’s an amazing foodie event going down at the Four Seasons Resort in Wailea. Head to Spago for an amazing beer dinner with a special five-course meal prepared by Chef Cameron Lewark and exclusive craft beer tastings with Garrett Marrero of Maui Brewing Company. There will be gorgeous Pacific Ocean views, an incredible South Maui sunset, tasty selections and great Maui beer. $85. 5:30pm. Spago MauiFour Seasons Resort, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-879-2999; Fourseasons.com. Photo of Chef Cameron Lewark: Sean M. Hower
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LAT NIGHTS AT PI – Enjoy late night specials at Pi Artisan Pizzeria LATE in Lahaina every Friday and Saturday night. Late night diners can enjoy 30 pe percent off of some of their most popular pizzas, pupus priced between $ $3.50-5, 25 percent off of wine and special prices for cocktails like the B Bango, Kaffir Ginger Sour and Blueberry Lavender Fizz. All guests can receive four-hour parking validation for the Outlets of Maui parking lot. ca 9:3 9:30pm-midnight. Pi Artisan Pizzeria, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-6 808-667-0791; pi808.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower
KALO COOKING WORKSHOP – Maui Nui Botanical Gardens will hold a Kalo Cooking Workshop. Kalo Field Assistant Nameo Hoshino will instruct the class on how to grow, cultivate, prepare and cook all parts of the taro plant. Whether you’re a resident or a visitor, this is a great opportunity to learn more about Maui’s history and culture from a passionate professional. Space is limited. $25/$50 pending membership status. 10am. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, (150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-249-2798; Mnbg.org. Photo: Jerry Konanui
SATURDAY, SEPT. 3 POLANUI HIU COMMUNITY EVENT – Polanui Hiu Community Managed Makai Area is holding a volunteer-based community event. The Polanui Hiu is a group of concerned residents who work together to clean the ocean around Maui. They educate, create awareness and grow pono practices to ensure that the ocean is safe and clean for respectful enjoyment. Free. 8am. Lindsey Ohana Hale, (393 Front St., Lahaina); 808-276-5593; Facebook.com/polanuihiucmma. Photo courtesy Facebook/ Polanui Hiu Cmma
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NA MELE O HAWAII THE GOLDEN YEARS – Na Mele O Hawaii The Golden Years takes place at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). The event is presented by Kaulupono Music and Maui’s own Kumu Hula. Multiple Na Hoku winner Uluwehi Guerrero will be the the main presenter. Guests include Emma Veary, Marlene Sai and Keola and Moanalani Beamer. The Golden Years of Hawaiian Music include the years between 1900-1975, so you will hear many hits and favorites. $35-55. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC
SUNDAY, SEPT. 4
ISLAND QUEENS CONCERT – The Island Queens Concert at Mulligan’s on the Blue is where you can see Anuhea, Irie Love and Rabbitt & The Performers. The night will also be an “end of Summer ladies night out” so bring all your friends for an exciting night of island music and super-cool female energy. Get ready to hear some of Hawaii’s top hits by some of the most talented women in today’s island music scene. 21+. $20. 6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com. Photo of Anuhea: Sean M. Hower
MONDAY, SEPT. 5
PINK MARTINI FEATURING CHINA FORBES – Pink Martini and China Forbes will perform at the MACC. Guests will enjoy musical genres from all over the world including classical, jazz and old-fashioned pop. They tend to attract a crowd that enjoys music that supports civil rights, affordable housing, public broadcasting, education, the environment and more. $35-68. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org. Photo: Chris Hornbecker
PACIFIC BIRTH COLLECTIVE LABOR DAY LAUNCH PARTY – The Pacific Birth Collective is having a Labor Day Launch Party at the Makawao Union Church. Guests are invited to share ideas and network. If you’re active in the Maui child-birthing community, you might want to attend. In addition, families, mothers and those interested in childbirth education are most definitely encouraged to stop by. A light breakfast and pupus will be provided. Free. 10am. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org. Photo: Flickr/ Tatiana VdB
TUESDAY, SEPT. 6 DJ SALVO – Every Tuesday night, all music lovers are invited to hear DJ Salvo at the South Shore Tiki Lounge in Kihei. If you love old school club hits, hip hop, soul, roots reggae and dancehall, then this is your next weekly spot. DJ Salvo is a longtime Maui resident, but perfected many of his skills in the San Francisco Bay Area. 21+. 10pm. South Shore Tiki Lounge, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444; Southshoretikilounge.com. Photo courtesy Facebook/ Michael Heintz
‘PETER PAN JR.’ AUDITIONS – Another amazing Maui OnStage musical is in the works. Auditions for Peter Pan Jr. are open to performers aged 8-17 years old. Chosen actors and actresses will perform on the Iao Theater stage among Maui’s vibrant drama community and friends. There are sibling discounts and scholarships available. 3:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com. Photo courtesy Maui OnStage
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Film
by Barry Wurst II
Bummer Summer 2016 Recapping the last three months of cinematic junk
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ummer movies are supposed to play like fun carnival rides, taste like cotton candy and feel like exhilarating dreams to escape in. This year, the majority of May-August films were more like broken-down rides, stale candy and cinematic nightmares. The Bummer Summer of 2016 was a collection of letdowns. Here’s a recap:
The Good The genuinely scary The Conjuring 2 was a rarity–it made a lot of money, was popular with audiences and was actually good. In a summer where too many dogs squeaked by or died out of the starting gate, James Wan’s stylish sequel matched the promise of the original. Only slightly less terrifying is the clever, Wan-produced Lights Out, which should lead to a surge in nightlight sales. The old hat but highly enjoyable Star Trek Beyond should satiate Trekkies until they find a genuinely new direction to take. X-Men Apocalypse fell apart in the third act, when a somersaulting, Frederick’s of Hollywood-attired Olivia Munn spun it into pure camp. Until that point, Bryan Singer’s grand, exciting sequel had more than enough to recommend it. The violent, too-hip-forthe-room Ryan Gosling/Russell Crowe comedy The Nice Guys has a cult following awaiting its blu-ray/DVD release. The same fate awaits the less-than-perfect but still hilarious Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, a very of-the-moment satire. The charming Pete’s Dragon was that rare remake that wasn’t a Xerox of the original and was much better.
Guilty Pleasures Will Smith’s skipping out on round two of ID4 wasn’t the problem; the dumb-and-proud-of-it screenplay and Edward Scissorhands editing job on the pace were. Still, it was a lot of fun and the extra-terrestrial school bus chase at the end was one of the best action sequences of the summer. Independence Day: Resurgence won’t become the 4th of July staple the original was but it deserves better than the $5 bin at Target. Sausage Party had its moments, but admitting I laughed at a talking douche isn’t the same thing as actually suggesting you watch the movie. Hey, when's that new Star Wars film coming out?
The Misses No one wanted sequels to Alice in Wonderland, Now You See Me, Neighbors, The Mechanic or the 2014 version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles , let alone another Purge or a fourth Ice Age. Hollywood executives, take note: making a hit movie is a gamble. When you hit big, walk away a winner and don’t look back. Going back to the table and risking it all on the same game is a stupid bet. The same game was played by Jason Bourn e, a crushing summer letdown that worked hard to spin gold from a story that had already concluded perfectly. Too Much Love Captain America: Civil War began the summer season. It’s an uneven, patchy, two-and-a-half hour movie of moments that drags whenever Iron Man and SpiderMan aren’t on screen. The summer’s top
grossing monster hit, Finding Dory, had a similar problem. Sure it was beautiful and occasionally funny, but even devoted Pixar parents know it wasn’t as good as the original. Adults Got Left Behind To be fair, I’m not convinced there was ever a wide audience awaiting instant flops Free State of Jones, The Infiltrator, Florence Foster Jenkins, Hands of Stone or Money Monster. Still, movies for grown-ups were scarce. Meanwhile, Woody Allen’s Cafe Society and the love-it-or-hate sensation The Neon Demon never came to Maui. The acclaimed Captain Fantastic opened this year’s Maui Film Festival but never got a local theatrical release. Why? Was Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates hogging too many screens?!
The Bad Some embraced The Legend of Tarzan but I couldn’t get into the anachronistic dialogue, lifeless performances and gratuitous Samuel L. Jackson. Art movies continue the baffling trend of being made for millions, boasting big name movie stars and finding a wide release, despite being “independent.” A film that should have died on the festival circuit but somehow played for three weeks on Maui was The Lobster, proof that Colin Farrell has made a more insufferable film than Alexander. Then there was Suicide Squad, a jumbled catastrophe that oozed with contempt for its core audience. It made a lot of money, just like The Flintstones, Batman & Robin, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and every other summer hit that initially looked good but wound up an embarrassment. If the best that can be said about a new movie is that its “just okay” or “not bad,” take that as a warning. ■
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5:10) 7:10 10:10. FRI (4:10) 6:40 9:10, SAT 4:10 6:40 9:10, SUN (4:10) 6:40 9:10, MON (4:10) 6:40 9:10, TUE-THU (4:10) 6:40 9:10. The Secret Life of Pets- PG- 2D THU (11:40 2:20 4:40) 7:20 9:40. FRI (11:40 2:00 4:20) 7:00, SAT (11:40 2:00) 4:20 7:00, SUN (11:40 2:00 4:20) 7:00, MON (11:40 2:00 4:20) 7:00, TUE-THU (11:40 2:00 4:20) 7:00.
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WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Mechanic: Resurrection- R- 2D THU 1:30 4:15 7:00. FRI-SUN 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:30, MON 1:30 4:15 7:00, TUE 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:30, WED 1:30 4:15 7:00. Kubo And The Two Strings- PG- 2D FRI-SUN 1:15 4:10 6:50 9:20, MON 1:15 4:10 6:50, TUE 1:15 4:10 6:50 9:20, WED 1:15 4:10 6:50. Suicide Squad- PG13- 2D THU 1:00 6:45, 3D THU 3:50. 2D FRI-SUN 1:00 6:45, 3D FRI-SUN 3:50 9:40, 2D MON 1:00 6:45, 3D MON 3:50, 2D TUE 1:00 6:45, 3D TUE 3:50 9:40, 2D WED 1:00 6:45, 3D WED 3:50. War Dogs-R- 2D THU 1:15 4:10 6:50.
THE LIGHT BETWEEN OCEANS - PG13 Drama/Romance - A lighthouse keeper and his wife raise a baby they find in a rowboat. 132 min. HELL OR HIGH WATER - R - Crime/Drama Two brothers hatch a dangerous scheme in a plot to save their Texas ranch. Stars Dale Dickey, Ben Foster and Chris Pine. 102 min. MORGAN - R - Drama/Horror - A corporate stooge has to decide whether to destroy a synthetic human being. 92 min. THE NEVERENDING STORY - PG - Fantasy/Family - 1984 classic about a troubled boy who finds adventure in the pages of a mysterious book. 102 min. SOUTHSIDE WITH YOU - PG13 - Biography/ Romance - The story of the first date between Barack Obama (Parker Sawyers) and Michelle Robinson (Tika Sumpter). 84 min.
NOW PLAYING BAD MOMS - R - Comedy - Three over-worked mothers go nuts after reaching their breaking points. Stars Mila Kunis, Kathryn Hahn and Kristen Bell. 101 min.
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BEN-HUR - PG13 - Adventure/Drama - Story of how a Roman prince falsely accused of treason by his adopted brother sought his revenge. 124 min. DON’T BREATHE - R - Horror/Thriller - A bunch of dumb friends break into a wealthy blind guy’s house, then discover he’s a serial killer. 88 min. EQUITY - R - Drama - On Wall Street, an investment banker has to figure out a tangled web of corruption. 100 min. FLORENCE FOSTER JENKINS - PG13 - Biography/Drama - The story of a rich woman who wanted to be an opera star despite being a terrible singer. Stars Meryl Streep and Hugh Grant. HANDS OF STONE - R - Action/Biography - The story of legendary boxer Roberto Duran (Edgar Ramirez) and his trainer Ray Arcel (Robert De Niro). 105 min. JASON BOURNE - PG13 - Action/Thriller Matt Damon returns as ex-CIA assassin Jason Bourne in the first Bourne film since that Bourneless Bourne film The Bourne Legacy. 123 min. KUBO AND THE TWO STRINGS - PG - Animation/Adventure - A young boy must find the magical suit of armor worn by his late father in order to destroy a dangerous spirit. 101 min. MECHANIC: RESURRECTION - R - Crime/ Thriller - Arthur Bishop needs to carry out three impossible assassinations in order to save the
life of the woman he loves. Stars Jason Statham and Jessica Alba. 99 min. NERVE - PG13 - Adventure/Mystery - A high school senior gets herself involved in a weird online game of Truth or Dare. 96 min. PETE’S DRAGON - PG - Adventure/Family Disney’s story of Pete and his best friend Elliot, who is also a dragon. 102 min. THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS - PG - Animation/Family - Max the terrier likes to hold parties when his people are away, but when Duke the stray moves into the house, everything goes haywire. 90 min.
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ABSTRACT RUDE - Thu. Sep 1. Coming to Maui for their 2016 Hawaii tour, Abstract Rude is a West Coast veteran of independent and underground hip hop. $20. 9:30pm. Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; Hardrock.com
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WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri. Sep 2. Dine and groove with the live bands and take part in the wonderfully raucous street festivities with friends and family. Featuring live entertainment, food vendors, local artisans, jewelry, fashion and a beer garden. 6pm. Wailuku First Friday, (Market Street, Wailuku); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com DJ MARK FARINA- Fri, Sep 2. Head to West Maui this weekend to see DJ Mark Farina. He’s on tour promoting Mushroom Jazz Volume 8. This is one of those super cool shows that just magically happens on Maui, so definitely take advantage of this rare opportunity. Look forward to hearing cool jazzy downtempo, house music, smooth bass, hip hop tunes, urban beats and more. $25 pre-sale. 10pm. Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808 JAZZ WITH JUNE SKIES - Sat. Sep 3. King Kekaulike High School’s seven-piece jazz band June Skies will entertain for an hour of great music. Free. 11:30am. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com MAUI ROCK FEST - Sat. Sep 3. Blackout Productions presents Siire Lord of Rock, Turbulence and The Minorities performing live for a night of rock. 9pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com
STAGE SHOWS KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Tue-Sat. Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage. $65-99. 4:30pm. Kupanaha Magic Theatre, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0128; Kupanaha.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “closeup” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com
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‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance. Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of island culture, and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. Sep 1. Willie K captivates audiences around the world with his astounding performances and remarkable array of musical styles. $60 Dinner and Show, $25 Show Only. Call for reservations. 6:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com BURN’N LOVE - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with the best Elvis impersonator in the world. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Sep 3. Join Maui Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com
FREE RANGE COMEDY - Sat. Sep 3. A Few Good Hens! The shows are selling out so get there early. Check in on Yelp or bring a can of food for the Maui Food Bank for $2 off. This show is family friendly, so bring the kids and the grandmas. $10. 7:30pm. Maui Coffee Attic, (59 Kanoa St, Wailuku); 808-250-9555 MAUI JAZZ AND BLUES KICKOFF CELEBRATION - Mon. Sep 5 - Wed. Sep 7. Listen to great jazz and blues with sax player John Zangrando and pianist Gene Argel. 5:30pm. Japengo, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Japengomaui.com POWER UP COMEDY WITH CHINO LAFORGE Tue. Sep 6. Stand-up comedy with Chino LaForge live on stage. 5:30pm. Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 South Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BAG O’ TRICKS - Tue. Sep 6. High-Energy Comedy and Magic Show. Fun for all ages with Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Trick at Mulligan’s. Free. 6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com NA LIO KEIKI DAY - Wed. Sep 7. Bring your family to a fun evening with Na Lio Iki–their miniature horses Julio and Freedom. This is a theatrical production with horses that tell the story of the Hawaiian Cowboy. Everyone will have an opportunity to take pictures and brush the minis. There will be games, crafting, coloring and refreshments. They will end the evening with a raffle for the Keiki. Free. 5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com FOUREVER FAB SHOW - Wed. Sep 7. Fourever Fab and its founding members have been performing the hits of the world’s most-loved lads, The Beatles, for over 20 years. 6:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW Wed. Sep 7. Enjoy Hawaii’s Renaissance man, Grammy Award-winner George Kahumoku Jr., performing in concert with Hawaii’s music legends at the Aloha Pavilion. Hosted by George and his Slack Key Show Ohana, Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. $37.99. 7:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Napilikai.com
MAUI FOODIE HALE KU‘AI OPEN MARKET - Thu. Sep 1. Features fresh assorted fruits and vegetables open to the public. Free. 11:00am. Hale Ku’ai, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156. KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR - Thu. Sep 1. Maui’s winery is now offering the King’s Visit Wine Tasting and Tour. The tour includes a visit to the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds and lots of opportunities to talk story about the history of Rose Ranch. $50. 2:30pm. Maui Wine Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com OCEAN’S SUNSET DINNER - Thu. Sep 1. Tuesday and Thursday. Appetizers to choose from include Caesar Salad or Onion Soup. Entrees to choose from include Braised Beef Short Rib Loco Moco or Ginger Garlic Catch. For dessert, choose The best Chocolate Cake on Maui or Island Sorbet. $30. 5:30pm. Ocean Pool Bar and Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/oceanpool WHOLE FOODS JAZZFEST KICKOFF PARTY - Fri. Sep 2. Enjoy jazz guitar with Damon Parrillo, saxophonist Joie Taylor and friends. Free. 11:30am. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com HAWAIIAN MOONS JAZZFEST KICKOFF PARTY - Fri. Sep 2. Live jazz with John Zangrando and Gene Argel. Free. 11:30am. Hawaiian Moons, (2411 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-4356; Hawaiianmoons.com ALOHA FRIDAY SUNSET GRILL NIGHT - Fri. Sep 2. Chef David Viviano will showcase signature dishes
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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011
Frisky Friday w/ DJ Firefly, 10pm
Saturday Night Diva w/ DJ Decka, 10pm
Sundaze Sessions w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm
MON-Movie 7:30pm & Music 10pm, TUETequila Tuesdays w/DJ Firefly,10pm, WEDWine Down Wednesdays w/ DJ Firefly,10pm
Maui RockFest w/ Sire Lords of the Rock, 9:45pm $10
Hearts on Fire w/Keegan, Remy & Lobstah, 9:45pm $10
Mana’o Hana Hou Radio Sundays w/ Soul Kitchen 2pm, $7
WED- Famous Ladies Night with DJ Kurt, 10pm $10
Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30pm no cover
Ron Artis II & The Truth, 9pm
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Sunday Brunch & Bloody Mary Bar! 7am
MON- Open Mic 7-10pm, TUE- Tom Conway, 6:30pm, WED-Ryan Robinson 6:30pm
Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover
Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover
Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover
Justin Phillips 7:-9pm; no cover
MON - Da Ukulele Boyz, 7:30-9:30pm, TUE - Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm WED-Benny Uyetake 7-9pm; no cover
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Gina Martinelli Band, 7pm
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Pub Quiz 7pm, DJ Jamo 10pm
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Industry Night w/ DJ Del Sol, 10pm
Fresh Squeezed Friday, 6-10pm
Flip Coin Night! 10pm
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Rick G 4pm, Dat Guyz 9pm
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MON-Karaoke 8pm, TUE-Rick G 4-8pm, Karaoke & $1 Tacos, WED- Open Mic 9pm
Latin Night, 10pm 21+, no cover
Siire Lords of Rock, 9:30pm, 21+, $10
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CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220
CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085
COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988
DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299
DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669
DOWN THE HATCH 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900
FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425
HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010
HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
including Grilled Local Ahi Sandwich with Asian slaw, Surf and Turf Cobb Salad with petite filet mignon and jumbo prawns and mixed plates such as Huli Huli Chicken with sticky rice. 5pm. Hana Hou Bar, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com BLACKROCK’S PRIME RIB FEAST - Fri. Sep 2. Start off your three-course meal with Hawaiian-style seafood chowder before indulging in a 16oz-cut of herb-crusted, oven roasted prime rib of beef, garlic mashed potatoes and Upcountry vegetables. Finish dinner on a sweet note with a slice of macadamia nut cheesecake. $55. 5:30pm. Black Rock Lounge, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-921-4600; Sheraton-maui.com ALOHA FRIDAY AT HULA GRILL - Fri. Sep 2. Enjoy a full day of aloha with free ukulele lessons and live music by Derick Sebastian, Hula shows hosted by Ma‘a and live music with Kawika Lum Ho and Roy Kato with hula by Auntie Jan. Local style food specials will also be available. 9:30am. Hula Grill, (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com CANE AND CANOE SUNDAY BRUNCH - Sun. Sep 4. Featuring an enhanced a la carte menu created by Chef David Viviano, Sunday Brunch will be a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights. Enjoy a “Build-your-own Bloody Mary Bar” with an assortment of spirits, mixers and all the trimmings to make a most decadent libation. 7am. Cane and Canoe, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com SUNDAY HAWAIIAN MUSIC JAM SESSION - Sun. Sep 4. How do you take Sunday Brunch and make it better? By listening to Hawaii’s most talented musicians, of course. $50/adult $25/children. 10am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com WINE SOCIAL - Sun. Sep 4. Here’s an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections will be paired with light bites by Sous Chef Alvin Savelia. 4:30pm. Pulehu, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com KO’S SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Sep 4. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed, and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com
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HALI’IMAILE PRIME RIB SUNDAY - Sun. Sep 4. Sunday. Enjoy a three-course prix fixe succulent, fresh-roasted prime rib of beef dinner for $38 through Dec. 18. Also available a la carte. Not valid with any other discount or promotion. 5:30pm. Hali‘imaile General Store, (900 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-572-2666; HGSMaui.com TAVERNA’S LASAGNA DINNER - Tue. Sep 6. Every Tuesday enjoy a three-course lasagna dinner. $35. 5pm. Taverna Kapalua, (2000 Village Rd., Kapalua); 808-667-CIAO; Tavernamaui.com OCEAN’S CRAB FEST - Wed. Sep 7. All you can eat buffet includes seasonal crab legs with drawn butter and lemon, fried chicken, Maui corn, garlic bread, Caesar salad and potato salad. Top it off with a pineapple cobbler for dessert. $46 per adult, $23 per child, free for children under 3. Reservations required. 5:30pm. Ocean Pool Bar and Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/oceanpool LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Sep 7. Ka‘anapali Beach Club is proud to announce their new Luau Dinner show, ‘Huaka‘I–Journey through Polynesia. The festivities include traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations and a fantastic buffet. 5:30pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com
ART SCENE HAWAII NATIONAL PARKS 2016 CENTENNIAL JURIED EXHIBITION - Thu. Sep 1. This unique exhibition will highlight the essence of Hawaii’s National Parks. Artists were asked to submit new work inspired by Hawaii parks and monuments that conveys their personal interpretation of environmental, ecological, cultural and political ideas. Jurors for this exhibition are Jay Jensen, curator of contemporary art at Honolulu Museum of Art, and cultural consultant Nalani Kanakaole. Free. 10am. Schaefer International Gallery,, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org LEE OLULANI PLEVNEY - Fri. Sep 2. Her artistic practices engage the Hawaiian Islands, its landscapes, sea life, animals and people as she explores her heritage through clay. 11am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Sep 2. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd. invites you to visit their gallery for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase our artist of
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the week. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com DIANE SNOEY APPLER - Fri. Sep 2. Appler’s warm landscape scenes of California and Maui are inspired by a sincere love of the outdoors. 11pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com LUANA KAMA - Tue. Sep 6. Luana Kama enjoys painting with watercolor and finds it fascinating to see the pigments and water flow on paper. Her favorite subjects to paint are people and flowers. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808667-9898; Mauihands.com
TICKETS ON SALE DEMYSTIFYING THE KUAHU - Thu. Sep 8. The 2016 Ku Mai Ka Hula competition weekend begins with this special presentation, an intimate conversation with Maui kumu hula about what the kuahu means to them personally and to their halau hula. Participants include Kumu Hula Napua Greig, Kumu Hula Kamaka Kukona, Kumu Hula Kapono‘ai Molitau and Kumu Hula Pueo Pata. $15. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Wailuku); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org GO BLUE! ON THE BLUE GOLF TOURNAMENT Sat. Sep 10. The Wailea Golf Club Blue Course is hosting its Go Blue On the Blue golf tournament to benefit the Pacific Cancer Foundation and raise prostate cancer awareness. Three-person teams will enjoy a day of golf, a luncheon served by Manoli’s and an awards ceremony. Businesses and/or individuals are encouraged to register their 3-person team by visiting. Registration is $500 per team and sponsorship opportunities are available. 7:30am. Wailea Golf Club, (100 Wailea Ike Dr.); 808-875-7450; PacificCancerFoundation.org KU MAI KA HULA COMPETITION - Sat. Sep 10. Featuring award-winning halau from Hawaii, the continental U.S., and Japan, competing in solo and group performances. Male and female dancers perform both kahiko (traditional) and auana (modern) hula stylings, judged by renowned, prestigious kumu hula. $25. 1pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MAUI JAZZ AND BLUES FESTIVAL - Sat. Sep 10. Enjoy blues guitarist Joe Louis Walker, guitarist Larry Coryell, Delfeayo Marsalis, The Band Courtbouillon with Wayne Toups, Steve Riley and Wilson Savoy, saxophone player Javon Jackson, jazz stylist Gabriel Mark Hasselbach, Na
Hoku Winner Benny Uyetake, The Jazz Alley TV Trio and more. 4:30pm. Royal Lahaina Resort, (2780 Kekaa Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-669-5200; Mauijazzandbluesfestival.com KOKUA FOR KUPUNA - Sat. Sep 10. Funds raised will give financial assistance to frail elderly and disabled individuals who are unable to afford the cost of a nursing home. Ticket cost is $140 per person, which includes a traditional luau feast (including two drinks), silent auction and door prizes. 5pm. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Sheraton-maui.com SPYRO GYRA - Sun. Sep 11. Spyro Gyra are contemporary jazz icons who, over a 40-year career, sold more than 10 million albums and performed in more than 5,000 concerts worldwide. Now they’re returning to Hawaii. $50-80. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org COUNTY COUNCIL CANDIDATE FORUM - Tue. Sep 13. Maui Native Hawaiian Chamber of Commerce (MNHCoC) invites all to attend a Special Talk Story. The menu will be provided by Ho‘apili Ane (with no host bar). $25 for MNHCoC members and $30 for non-members; save $5 when booking online. 5:30pm. Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy, Wailuku); 855-364-6622; Mnhcoc.org MAUI JAZZ AND BLUES FESTIVAL HANA HOU - Tue. Sep 13. An intimate evening of blues with Blues Hall of Famer Joe Louis Walker and Na Hoku Winner Benny Uyetake. Chef Ben Diamond will serve an exquisite three-course organic garden-to-table meal.. BYOB, limited to 40 guests. Call or go online for reservations. $125. 6pm. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com SERGIO MENDEZ - Thu. Sep 15. One of the most successful Brazilian artists of all time, Sergio Mendes is coming to Maui. Mendes has recorded more than 35 albums, many of which went gold or platinum, and he’s a three-time Grammy winner. Tickets are $35, $55, $75 and a limited number of $125 premium seats, plus applicable fees. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org CHEF’S TABLE LATIN INFLUENCE TASTING MENU EXPERIENCE - Fri. Sep 16. If you’re looking for a class act dining experience head to UH Maui College’s studentrun restaurant. Taste small portions of everything on the menu plus special chef’s surprises. Due to a limited availability, reservations are required. $75. 11:30am. Leis Family Class Act Restaurant, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3280; Facebook.com/leisfamilyclassact
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John Grover Band
Brandt Quick, 8pm
MON-Brandt Quick, TUE- John Grover 8pm, WED-Maui Blues 8pm
Ma’a, 6:30pm
Tori Dixon Band, 8pm
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Jim Spector, 5:30pm
Fantabulous Friday’s LGBTQ w/ DJ Shea Butter Boom
Neto, 5:30pm
Island Soul, 5-8pm
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David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; no cover
MON - David Wolf / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)
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Soul Kitchen Big Band, 7pm
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Maui RockFest, 9-11pm
Island Queens Concert, 6pm
MON- Ron Kuala’au, 6:30pm, TUE-Magic Show 6:30pm, WED TBA
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Thirsty Thursdays w/ DJ Kai, 10pm (downstairs)
Salsa Night & Hot Fridays w/ DJ Mike
DJ Irie Dole, 10pm
Juke Box, 10pm
MON-Juke Box, 10pm, TUE- Mellow Sounds w/DJ Matt Lane 10pm, WED-Reggae w/ DJ Irie Dole, 10pm
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KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711
KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555
KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220
LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808
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SUBLIME WITH ROME - Fri. Sep 16. Ray Jr and Tantriq Entertainment present legendary ska punk reggae band Sublime with Rome for its biggest Hawaii show to date. Known for classic alternative hits like “What I Got,” “Santeria,” “Wherever You Go” and current hit “Sirens,” the trio is ready to rock Hawaii. Supporting acts are Eli-Mac and Manalion. 5pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org TRIBUTE TO GLADYS COELHO BAISA DINNER EVENT - Thu. Sep 22. Southside Boxing Club of Maui Inc. will host a “Tribute to Gladys Coelho Baisa” dinner event in the Elleair Rainbow Ballroom. During the event, Baisa will be honored for her outstanding leadership both as a member of the Maui County Council and as Past Executive Director of Maui Economic Opportunity. $75. 5:30pm. Maui Beach Hotel, (170 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-873-7834; Mauibeachhotel.net
CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 LET’S SEE A MOVIE TOGETHER - Thu. Sep 1. During September,. spend $100 or more at any of QKC merchants in one day, then bring your receipt(s) to the Guest Service Desk and receive a free movie ticket. Free. 9:30am. Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com HALAU HULA KAULUOKALA KUMU ULUWEHI GUERRERO HULA CLASSES - Thu. Sep 1. Halau Hula Kauluokala under the direction of Kumu Uluwehi Guerrero is opening classes for adults who cannot make a full halau commitment but still want to have hula in their lives. No fundraising, performance or protocol commitments. Must have knowledge of the hula basics. These are not beginner classes. $30. 5pm. Maui Art and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org LET’S KOKUA TOGETHER - Thu. Sep 1. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center invites all nonprofit organizations an opportunity to educate, fundraise and outreach at the Center as part of its new “Let’s Kokua Together” program every Friday. 6pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com LEARNING DISABILITIES ASSOCIATION OF HAWAII CONFERENCE - Thu. Sep 1. “Paving Pathways” for youth and their families as they navigate Hawaii’s special education system will be the theme of the 2016 Learning Disabilities Association of Hawaii (LDAH) traveling mini-conference in Hana. 3pm. Hana Retreat Ala Kukui, (4224 Hana Hwy., Hana); 808-248-7841; Alakukui.org
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 2 TREE-PLANTING CEREMONY - Fri. Sep 2. Join Mayor Alan Arakawa in honoring the late Senator Daniel K. Inouye by planting a tree in memory of his contributions to Maui County over many decades. Light refreshments will be served. 9am. Central Maui Regional Sports Complex, (South Kamehameha Avenue, Kahului) PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Sep 2. Pau Hana celebrates the end of the work week with live musical performances by Maui’s talented up and coming artists as well as Maui’s more well established musicians. Meet-up with friends and co-workers or gather the family together and start your weekend on a beautiful note. 4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com WEST AFRICAN DANCE WITH QUINCEY - Sat. Sep 3. Live drumming! Have fun following the beats of the drums and learn new steps and moves with this great teacher. $10. 11am. Pahu Creations, (870 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-385-2642; Pahumaui.com
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 3 BATTLE OF THE BANDS COMPETITION ENTRY - Sat. Sep 3. Studio Twenty Three (AKA Da Bunker) presents Battle of the Bands. There will be four venues for the battles, the winners of each battle will enter a final battle. Each band gets 20 minutes to perform and the winners get recording time in the studio and cash prizes. To enter submit a demo, phone recording, description and picture to: studiotwentythreemedia@ gmail.com. Three’s Bar & Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.), Facebook.com/studio232323 ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Sep 3. Here’s an educational tour of permaculture design features. Their goal is to create whole systems which produce healthy food sustainably. $20-25. 4pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Sep 3. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila. 1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Sep 3. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 4 HALAU HULA O KEOLA ALI‘IOKEKAI - Sun. Sep 4. Enjoy a traditional Hawaiian hula performance of Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai on the mall’s center
stage. 8am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Sep 4. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio. Free. 9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com ENERGY TUNE - Sun. Sep 4. Free 25 minute Reiki sessions. 9am. The Gym Maui, (300 Ohukai Rd., Kihei); 808-891-8108; Thegymmaui.com
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 5 SALSA DANCE CLASS - Mon. Sep 5. Maui dance enthusiasts and Latin music lovers can take Salsa dance classes with Demian and Lasensua, singles and couple welcome. Beginners class starts at 6pm with Intermediate class to follow at 6:45pm. $10 per class, $15 per couple. 6pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org HISTORICAL BOTANICAL TOUR - Mon. Sep 5. Mon and Wed. The all-new historical botanical tour showcases the horticultural artistry of Haiku Mill. The tour take guests around the Haiku Mill property, where they will learn about Hawaii’s prosperous sugar era and its impact on the cultural makeup of the islands, as well as its diverse tropical flora. Guests will also enjoy the spectacularly restored sugar mill ruins. Group and Kama‘aina rates available. $18. 10:30pm. Haiku Mill, (250 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-9994; Haikumill.com
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 6 SING OUT MASTER CLASS WITH LOUISE LAMBERT - Tue. Sep 6. Jazz vocalist Louise Lambert guides you to gain confidence, mic technique, range expansion, flexibility, stage presence and music theory. $15. 6:45pm. Louise Lambert, (Kihei); 808-205-3971; Louiselambert.com DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SUPPORT GROUPS - Tue. Sep 6. Child and Family Service in Wailuku offers weekly Domestic Violence Support Groups for Survivors, Teens, and Children every Tuesday. Registration is required. 5:30pm. Child and Family Service, (392 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-877-6888; Childandfamilyservices.org
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 7 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - Wed. Sep 7. You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Road bikes recommended. free. 6:55am. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com OUTLETS OUTDOOR MARKET - Wed. Sep 7. The Market will feature chef demonstrations, live music, hula show and cultural activities. Maui farmers and artisans will feature locally-grown produce, handmade goods, creative crafts, apparel, island artwork and more. The
Outlets retailers will also host a sidewalk sale with special sales and promotions. 4pm. Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8277; Outletsofmaui.com
LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI CANE AND CANOE - Thu, Piilani Arias 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Kapali Keahi 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Daniel Querubin 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brian Haia 5:308:30pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Tue, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; Wed, Tori Dixon Band 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahiana); 808-667-0988; Captainjacksmaui.com CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 4:3010:30pm; Sat, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Sun, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-10:30pm; Tue, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Wed, Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:3010pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Thu, Da Ukulele Boys 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Tim Osbourne 6-8:30pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damien Awai 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana and Guest 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Tue, Roy Kato and Guest 6-8:30pm; Wed, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Wed, Puhi Ko 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Thu, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Fri, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Sat, Paul Johnson 2-5pm; Sun, Paul Johnson 2-5pm; Mon, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Tue, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Wed, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com HARD ROCK CAFE - Tue, Evan Shulman 7-10pm; (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; Hardrock.com/maui HULA GRILL - Thu, Kealii Lum and Naiwi Teruya 2-5pm; Thu, Damon Parillo and Kaniala Masoe 6-9pm; Sun, Ma’a 2-5pm; Sun, Lahui 6-9pm; Mon, Ma’a 2-5pm; Mon, Kulewa 6-9pm; Wed, Danyel Alana 2-5pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Roy Kato and Kamuela Hamakua 6-9pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com
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JAPENGO - Thu, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Fri, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Sat, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Sun, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Mon, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Tue, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Wed, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Japengomaui.com JAVA JAZZ AND SOUP NUTZ - Thu, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Guest Performers 7-10pm; Sat, Fultone Tashombe and Paul Bunuan 7-10pm; Sun, Jon Bowser 7-10pm; Mon, The Soundlab 7-10pm; Wed, Fulton Tashombe and Paul Bunuan 7-10pm; Wed, Nino Toscano 7-10pm; (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-667-0787; Javajazz.net KIMO’S - Thu, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Ma’a 6:308:30pm; Sun, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Mon, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Tue, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811; Kimosmaui.com LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Thu, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Joseph Chee 7:30-9:30pm; Wed, Scotty Rotten 7:309:30pm; (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700; Lahainapizzaco.com LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Josh Kahula and Dave of ‘Nuff Sedd’ 3-5pm; Fri, JD and Friends 3-5pm; Sun, ‘Kilohana’ Merv Oana and Duane Feig 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret Roback, Josh Kahula and Roy Kato 3-5pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495; Leilanis.com LONGHI’S - Thu, Wilmont Kahaialii and Shawn McLaughlin 5-7pm; Fri, Brian Massa and Meryl 5-7pm; Sat, Steve Grimes and Gang 5-7pm; Tue, Tori Dixon and Shawn McLaughlin 5-7pm; (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB AND GRILL - Thu, Far West 6-9pm; Sat, Daesha Dee 6-9pm; Mon, Nestor and Kale 7-10pm; (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808; Luluslahaina.com MERRIMAN’S - Thu, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolf 5:308:30pm; Wed, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400; Merrimanshawaii.com/kapalua OCEAN POOL BAR AND GRILL - Fri, Live Music 4-7pm; Mon, Live Music 4-7pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/oceanpool PACIFIC’O RESTAURANT - Fri, Vincente Cacal 4:30-6:30pm; Sat, David King 4:30-6:30pm; (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-4341; Pacificomaui.com PAILOLO BAR AND GRILL - Thu, Live Music 6-9pm; Tue, Live Music 5-8pm; Wed, Live Music 5-8pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; westinkaanapali.com/dining/pailolo
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PAU HUAKA’I TIKI BAR - Fri, Josh Sumibcay 5-8pm; Mon, Kawika Ortiz 6-8pm; (180 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-1000; Kaanapalibeach.hyatt.com PIONEER INN - Thu, Greg di Piazza 6-9pm; Mon, Kalani 6-9pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Eleniki 6-9pm; (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-3636 / 808-270-4858; Pioneerinnmaui.com SANGRITA GRILL AND CANTINA - Thu, Live Flamenco Music by Indio and Avi 6:30-8:30pm; (2580 Kekaa Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-6000; Sangritagrill.com SEA HOUSE - Thu, Phillip Stevens 7-9pm; Fri, Phillip Stevens 7-9pm; Sat, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Sun, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Mon, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Tue, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Wed, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; (5900 L Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-1500; Seahousemaui.com WHALERS VILLAGE - Thu, The Benoits 7-8pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4567; whalersvillage.com
SOUTH MAUI CAPISCHE - Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-9pm; Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-9pm; (555 Kaukahi Rd., Wailea); 808-879-2224; Capische.com CHEESEBURGER ISLAND STYLE - Thu, Mark Burnett 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Brooks Maguire 5:308:30pm; Sat, Brooks Maguire 5:30-8:30pm; (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8990. DIAMOND’S ICE BAR AND GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 7-7pm; (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299; Diamondsicebar.com HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm; Tue, Rick Glencross 4-8pm; Wed, Rick Glencross 4-8pm; (1913 S Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010; Mauibars.com KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB - Wed, Maui Blues 8-8pm; (36 Keala Pl., Kihei); 808-875-7711; Facebook.com/Kahales808 KONO’S ON THE GREEN - Thu, Jim Spector 5:307:30pm; Fri, Sierra and Sal 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Neto Peraza 5:30-7:30pm; Sun, Island Soul Dance Party 5-8pm; Tue, Neto Peraza 5:30-7:30pm; Wed, Jim Spector 5:30-7:30pm; (470 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-633-4220; Konosonmaui.com LUANA LOUNGE - Thu, Live Entertainment 5-10pm; Fri, Live Entertainment 5-10pm; Sat, Live Entertainment 5-10pm; Sun, Live Entertainment 5-10pm; Mon, Live Entertainment 5-10pm; Tue, Live Entertainment 5-10pm; Wed, Live Entertainment 5-10pm; (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana MAUI BREWING COMPANY KIHEI - Thu, Yum Yum Beast 5-8pm; Fri, Lewis and Louis 4-7pm; Sat, Rowdy Love 5-8pm; Mon, Johnny Ringo 5-8pm; Wed, Damien Awai 5-8pm; (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com
MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Thu, Dat Guyz 1-3pm; Thu, Levi Poasa 4-6pm; Thu, Mike Finkiewicz and Craig Soderberg 7-9pm; Fri, Stay Easy 1-3pm; Fri, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Fri, Alika Nako’oka 7-9pm; Sat, T-Flatz and The Highlights 1-3pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Sun, T-Flatz and The Highlights 1-3pm; Sun, Ohana Groove 7-9pm; Mon, Kanoa and Ryan 1-3pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Joshua Kahula 7-9pm; Tue, Louis and Lewis 1-3pm; Wed, An Den Duo Damien Awai and Brian Haia 1-3pm; Wed, Alika Nako’oka 4-6pm; Wed, Jarret Roback 7-9pm; (10 Wailea Gateway Pl.); 808-891-2322; Monkeypodkitchen.com MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Mon, Ron Kuala’au 6:30-8:30pm; (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com OHANA SEAFOOD BAR AND GRILL - Thu, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Fri, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Sat, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Sun, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Mon, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Tue, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Wed, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-868-3247; Ohanaseafoodgrill.com PITA PARADISE - Sat, David Wolf 5:30-8pm; Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 6:30-9pm; (34 Wailea Gateway Center); 808-879-7177; Pitaparadisehawaii.com
MAUI MALL - Fri, Ron Artis II 12-3pm; (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com WATERCRESS - Wed, Live Entertainment 6-8pm; (270 Waiehu Beach Rd., Wailuku); 808-243-9351; Facebook.com/watercress.sb WHOLE FOODS MARKET - Fri, Aloha Friday Music Jam 11:30am-2:30pm; (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com
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CENTRAL MAUI BEACH BUMS BBQ AND GRILl - Thu, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Mike Finkiewicz and Tom Cherry 5-8pm; Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Sun, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; Mon, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm; Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286; Beachbumshawaii.com KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Thu, Local Live Music 5-8pm; Fri, Local Live Music 5-8pm; Sat, Local Live Music 5-8pm; Sun, Local Live Music 5-8pm; Mon, Local Live Music 5-8pm; Tue, Local Live Music 5-8pm; Wed, Local Live Music 5-8pm; (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001; Alehouse.net KING KAMEHAMEHA GOLF CLUB - Thu, Willie K and the Warehouse Blues Band 6:30-10pm; Mon, Martini and Jazz 6:30-9:30pm; (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com
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It’s supposed to be good luck to fold 1000 origami cranes in a year. I’m giving it a try. Someone gave me a stack of fancy paper and whenever I have a minute I fold it into a crane. It’s very meditative, actually, and it occurred to me that this kind of activity might suit you, because of its low time commitment (it only takes a minute). Like I said last week, you need to generate bits of downtime; because finding or making a spare half hour on a regular basis is beyond you, I thought I’d suggest something like this, that you can squeeze into all the chinks in your schedule. I’m not kidding about this. If you don’t find some way to truly chill out during the gaps in your routine, it’ll be all gaps before you know it. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)
The word Libra is Latin for “balance.” But unless you know that, it’s not the first thing that springs to mind when you hear the word. For instance, some people think of a certain cocktail. Personally, I recall the French word for “free,” which is spelled differently but pronounced similarly. Ironically, you’re hardly the most free folk in the zodiac; that whole balance thing means safety and responsibility often take precedence over absolute freedom. Nevertheless, my alternative interpretation is appropriate because of what you can do for others this week: free them. Someone’s counting on you to help them escape an insidious trap only you can properly see. Please don’t let them down.
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Even you would think my apartment is messy right now. I’ve been doing a bit of traveling and a lot of procrastinating and so the mess and disorganization has really built up. What I lack that you don’t, however, is an ability to be at ease amongst chaos. It actively bugs me, but you’ve managed to function amid bedlam and disarray your whole life. While you can appreciate cleanliness and serenity, you don’t absolutely require them. There may come a time this week when all around you are effectively incapacitated by too many unknown variables. Recognize it for what it is: your turn to roll up your sleeves, wade into the disorder and shine.
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Equality is overrated, according to you Rams. I’m not talking civil rights here–you’re usually up for a level playing field. But beyond that, it’s all on. You play the cards you’re dealt. That means some people are smarter, or faster, or prettier, or healthier, or just plain better than other people. You don’t give a shit about bullshit political correctness. Let people be offended by the fact that life’s not necessarily fair. Resist other people’s lameass strategies to reduce the amount of competitiveness in your life. If they don’t like the way the game is played, they don’t get to change the game. All they get to do is not play.
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There are at least 73 good reasons why you shouldn’t smoke, drink, or otherwise screw yourself over, but you’re not likely to heed them. Scorpios have a built-in self-destruct that no one can override; the only one who can convince you to turn your shit around before you drive full-speed off a cliff is you. There’s good news to go along with all this depressing crap, though: you’re more likely to be able to quit your bad habit cold turkey and never look back than any other sign. Guess what else? This week’s the best week to do just that; you won’t get a better chance until sometime next year.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)
Bulls love bloopers. Admit it: you like to see other people mess up. It’s not like you’re a malicious asshole; it’s just funny. Remember that, when others have a chuckle at your expense this week. You’re not immune to mistakes, after all. Why begrudge someone else their enjoyment of them? Yeah, it’s different when the shoe’s on the other foot, especially because you go out of your way to avoid situations you’ll screw up in. But developing a sense of humor about your own flaws and screw-ups is never a bad thing, so don’t get all puffedup and defensive when that embarrassing moment comes. Just let all that pride go and laugh along.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)
You don’t respond well to authority figures, unless they’re backing you up. When they tell you not to do something you really want to do, your usual response is a hearty laugh and a “Go screw yourself,” then it’s all on. Hey, rebellion turns me on. In this case, however, more than one of your friends have independently approached you with the same emphatic suggestion. Maybe it’s best if you listen. This isn’t just your ass on the line; you’re risking a pair of friendships as well. These guys are just not going to be around to help you nurse wounds you acquired by ignoring their advice. How much would your life suck then?
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)
Some say that Geminis are in love with the sound of their own voices. It’s not really vanity, though; you’re inflamed with ideas, not ego. However, that distinction is lost on the one who most often has to hear your endless patter. I’ll be blunt: they’re over it. Don’t flip your shit, though. They don’t want you to actually talk less so much as listen more. The distinction is an important one, and makes all the difference. You can say everything you want–just take breaks so other folks can speak their piece, too.
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Here’s the kind of situation you can expect this week: You’re about to enter some big meeting or pick up a hot date when you notice your deodorant just kicked out. On the one hand, it’s just B.O. But on the other, these stupid details matter, sometimes. Don’t spend the entire time freaking, when one little thing (for example, ten seconds with a stick of deodorant) could change your whole outlook and experience. It might be slightly embarrassing to ask to borrow someone’s deodorant, but so what? Just do it anyway. It’s far less stress in the long run. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)
Someday, they may be able to manufacture tiny robot mites that can crawl right into our brains and broadcast what we think to the whole world. While it might be interesting to have your dreams available for daytime playback, I doubt most of us could sanely withstand such a fundamental violation of our inner sanctums. You Aquarians, who bristle when someone is too curious about your feelings, might especially have trouble. Hopefully, the day when our brains our invaded by nanobots is still far
It’s a good week to ponder imponderables. All those questions without answers usually drive you nuts, but as you’re more likely to be able to accept or laugh at them than usual, you could win yourself a little peace of mind while strengthening your sense of humor. Anything that reduces the amount of worry in your life has got to be a good thing. Cool, now that you can stop freaking out about what happens when we die, or why someone doesn’t love you, you can focus on tackling problems that actually have solutions. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)
Perhaps someday you’ll be able to simply download yourself into a new body when this one wears out, but not soon. You’ve got to take care of the gravity vehicle you’re riding around in now. You haven’t exactly been doing that–admit it. You’ve been eating like shit, not sleeping enough, and doing too many things that are just plain unhealthy. I’m not asking you to become a vegan Buddhist gym nut, or anything. I’m just saying: tone it down and clean it up, just a little. You know what I’m talking about. Get to it. To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com
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