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THE HORROR STORY KNOWN AS SEA-LEVEL RISE Seriously, I can’t believe this intelligence-insulting contraption known as the 2016 Election hasn’t exploded yet, like the unstable engine that it is.

For anyone with even three functioning neurons, this year’s presidential contest has been a daily, sometimes hourly assault on the senses from which we may never recover as a society. There are a million examples of crimes committed against the thoughtful, but I’d like to focus on just one: the complete absence of any sort of meaningful discussion of climate change.

We had three presidential debates between Democrat Hillary Clinton and Republican Donald Trump. I somehow found the energy to watch all three, and never did I hear a question on climate change. This phenomenon even inspired a bit of wry humor from U.S. Senator Brian Schatz, D–Hawaii, shortly before the final debate.

“I am hoping that Fox devotes time to climate change at this debate,” Schatz Tweeted shortly before the final debate. “I’m also hoping to be six feet tall by Thanksgiving.”

The total lack of real debate on climate change in the presidential election is a tremendous victory to the nation’s oil companies and those who still, after decades of scientific inquiry and research, deny it exists. These people cling to the notion that climate change is a fraud and/or hoax perpetrated on our nation to kill the petroleum industry.

In the meantime, scientists pump out depressing study after study that shows, yeah, much of the planet is changing right now, and not in ways that are beneficial to us or the myriad other species that share space with us.

Here’s one small local example, from

earlier this month: researchers from the University of Hawaii’s Sea Level Center have found that our best historical ocean-level records may have actually led scientists to underestimate sea level change during the 20th century.

“It’s not that there’s something wrong with the instruments or the data, but for a variety of reasons, sea level does not change at the same pace everywhere at the same time,” said Dr. Philip Thompson of the UH Sea Level Center in an Oct. 3 news release from the University of Hawaii. “As it turns out, our best historical sea level records tend to be located where past sea level rise was most likely less than the true global average.”

Thompson’s biggest example of this concerns what scientists call ice melt fingerprints (the UH news release defines these as “global patterns of sea level change caused by deviations in Earth’s rotation and local gravity that occur when a large ice mass melts”).

Put simply, sea-level rise doesn’t occur everywhere on the planet equally, so looking at these ice melt fingerprints in the past can give researchers an idea of what the world’s shorelines will look like in the future (the illustration shows levels of sea level rise from the Greenland ice melt. The black circles identify the best historical water level records,

which mostly fall in the blue areas that are less than one millimeter per year. As a result, according to the UH research, these records underestimate global average sea level rise due to the Greenland melt by about 25 percent.)

“During the 20th century, the dominant sources of global ice melt were in the Northern Hemisphere,” states the news release. “The results of this study showed that many of the highestquality historical water level records are taken from places where the melt fingerprints of Northern Hemisphere sources result in reduced local sea level change compared to the global average.

Furthermore, the scientists found that factors capable of enhancing sea level rise at these locations, such as wind or Southern Hemisphere melt, were not likely to have counteracted the impact of fingerprints from Northern Hemisphere ice melt.”

This is scary, but it’s also esoteric–the nuances of scientific investigation aren’t something most of us talk about at the bar

“At noon on a brilliantly sunny day here, several blocks from the beach, a lake of salt water suddenly appeared in the street, filtered up from the porous limestone that resides underneath the whole county of Miami-Dade,” CityLab reported on Oct. 23. “On the corner of 79th Street and 10th Avenue in the Shorecrest neighborhood, people wandered outside their apartment buildings to stare at the rising water, sloshing through in rain boots to take out their trash. “‘It’s been like this for a few days now, rising and then receding and then rising again,’ says Jessica Benitez, a resident who moved to Miami from her native Venezuela about a month and a half ago.

She says she didn’t know these apartments would flood before she moved into them, and she still doesn’t know how to predict when the water is going to rise.”

The CityLab story is terrifying: middleand lower-income residents forced to learn to live with ever-increasing flood damage from high tides that seem to take longer to recede each time they happen. “Today,

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or even at home around the dinner table.

Well, outside of Miami Beach, that is.

See, the willful exclusion of climate change from our nation’s presidential debates presupposes that it’s all just that: egghead theories that exist only in computer models. In fact, climate change right now is changing our planet’s landscape in scary, costly ways. It’s just not happening in places where the rich and powerful live.

the Miami area experiences about six of these sunny-day flooding events per year,” CityLab reported. “But the Union of Concerned Scientists projects that by 2045, they’ll be happening 380 times per year.”

This will continue to happen in low-lying areas like coastal Florida– and in Hawaii, as well–regardless of whether our presidential candidates wish to talk about it.

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A group of West Maui teachers recently visited 30 historical sites to learn more about the role Lahaina has played throughout Hawaii’s history. For 12 consecutive years, the Lahaina Restoration Foundation (LRF) has provided the free History In Our Back Yard tour to new teachers from Westside schools; the program has reached more than 230 educators since its inception.

The History in Our Back Yard tour was initiated by Andy Kutsunai, retired history teacher and former Chair of LRF’s Community Education Committee. The annual tradition continues through the efforts of Co-Chairs Karee Carlucci and Louisa Shelton, along with their dedicated volunteer committee and the support of LRF staff and Board of Directors.

“One of many goals of LRF is to provide educational activities related to Lahaina’s history,” Shelton said. “Specific to this tour, we hope to help these teachers by providing them with a better sense of place as new members of our community. We appreciate the time they take from their busy schedules to participate, and also the awesome community support provided to make this happen.”

LRF gave each teacher a virtual tour binder filled with resources on a flash drive, a gift card to use at OfficeMax, a complimentary pass to visit the Baldwin Home and Wo Hing Museums, and LRF brochures and flyers about the supportive business partners.

These materials were placed in handy reusable bags that had been created for the last Lahaina Plantation Days event.

The educational excursion is primarily a walking tour led by Carlucci and joined by partners along the way who share their knowledge and passion for their organization’s programs and projects. This year, the tour commenced near Kamehameha Iki Park with education coordinator and

and oversight of the Maui County-funded Lahaina Harbor Front Improvement Projects. The organization also continues to bring historic and cultural sites to life with free programs such as the monthly Hawaiian Music Series concerts at Baldwin Home Museum, and Chinese cultural festivals at Wo Hing Museum.

For more information about foundation or how you can contribute and get involved, call the LRF office at 808-661-3262 or go to LahainaRestoration.org. Find LRF on Facebook at Facebook.com/LahainaRestoration and Twitter at @LahainaRestFnd. -Suzanne Kayian

TIN ROOF CHEF SHELDON SIMEON RETURNING TO ‘TOP CHEF’ Rumors have been flying around Maui for months now, but on Oct. 20 Bravo confirmed it: Tin Roof Chef/Owner Sheldon Simeon will once again compete on the culinary reality show Top Chef. He got tantalizing close to victory in Season 10, but now he’ll be one of eight returning “cheftestants” in Season 14. Here’s how Bravo put it in a PR post earlier today: “When Top Chef heads down to Charleston, South Carolina this season, it’ll bring the high-stakes competition and culinary masterpieces with it,” read the Bravo statement. “[B] oth the rookie and the veteran chefs will feel the pressure… It’s easy to see why this season of Top Chef is going to get so heated. That’s because there’s a major grand prize on the line of $125,000 furnished by S.Pellegrino Sparkling Natural Mineral Water, a feature in FOOD & WINE magazine, a showcase at the annual FOOD & WINE Classic in Aspen, and the coveted title of Top Chef on the line.”

Top Chef Season 14 starts on Thursday, Dec. 1 on Bravo.

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For those who can’t get enough of photographer Peter Lik’s stunning photographs of nature in Hawaii, there’s a luxurious new book of his imagery available.

Here’s how Lik’s website describes the book, which is titled Hawaii: “After visiting this exotic South Pacific for the first time decades ago, Peter realized he had found exactly what he’d been searchin[g] for–a paradise of lush forestry, clandestine waterfalls, fiery volcanoes, and crystal clear surf,” states the website. “Those initial moments set him on a passionate course of capturing the beauty of the islands year after year. Thousands of shots later, the Artist reveals his latest collection, highlighting a landscape that continues to evolve with every cascading stream of lava and every whispering breeze. Within this portfolio of over 160 newly revealed images, viewers will discover why this stunning archipelago is a true gift of the gods.”

The presentation of the 272-page book is extraordinary. There are many dozens of Lik’s famous panoramic photos of various places around Hawaii throughout, organized more or less randomly and without any caption or accompanying text (though notes at the end of the book identify each photo’s location).

It’s meant to be thumbed through leisurely–a shot of water exploding on the shoreline leads to a two-page spread of majestic sea cliffs, which leads to a time-lapse shot of a verdant jungle waterfall and so forth. The whole thing is also rather heavy–mostly because the cover is made of 9mm blackboard, and it comes with a magnetic-sealed slipcase.

Of course, all this comes at hefty price: $95.

What’s more, the book is limited to 250 copies.

Lik has been photographing panoramic images of nature for more than three decades. He operates 15 galleries around the world, including one on Front Street in Lahaina. In our 2014 Best of Maui issue, readers gave Lik the Best Gallery award. For more information, go to Lik.com.

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navigator Kala Tanaka from Hui O Wa‘a Kaulua, followed by Wainani Kealoha from Maui Nei Native Expeditions at the Moku‘ula Restoration Site.

Other stops included the Waiola (Waine‘e) Church and Cemetery, Lahaina Hongwanji Mission, where Richard “Noosh” Nishihara provided a presentation, followed by other sites in the heart of Lahaina.

Several local companies donated time and products to help make the tour more enjoyable for the educators. MauiGrown Coffee contributed the morning beverage; Take Home Maui donated a fruit platter for the mid-morning break; and Aloha Mixed Plate donated its ‘ono plate lunches. LRF also provided refreshments.

The Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas, a new partner to the program, contributed the air-conditioned comfort of a shuttle driven by employee Wayne English for the non-walking portion of the tour.

The bus ride allowed viewing of several additional sites–all leading to the Hale Pa‘i Museum; at the museum, the educators were met by Jackie Hala, a docent from LRF, who demonstrated the use of the printing press. The last stop of the tour was at Hale Pa‘ahao for a relaxed lunch in the shade of Lahaina’s Old Prison yard.

Attendees expressed appreciation for their newly acquired information, helping to get their bearings and creating opportunities for their students. “I can offer my students more information about the history of Lahaina by embracing the culture,” one teacher noted.

Other teachers added that they enjoyed “locals talking about their history and connection with the land/area” and that “it was a great variety of the components of Lahaina history.”

For 54 years, the Foundation has been preserving and managing many of Lahaina’s historic sites and buildings and operates six museums. Current projects of LRF include the expansion of the Plantation Museum at the Wharf Cinema Center and facilitation

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The NCAA’s two-year probation handed to Georgia Southern University’s football program in July included a note that two football players were given “impermissible” inside help to pass a course. It turns out that even though GSU’s former assistant director of student-athlete services stealthily wrote five extra-credit assignments for each of the players, still, neither player was apparently in good enough shape to pass the course.

AWKWARD A paramedic with the St. Louis Fire Department discovered on Aug. 4 that his car, in the station’s parking lot, had been broken into and was missing various items.

Minutes after he filed a police report, the station received an emergency call about a pedestrian hit by a car, and the paramedic and crew rushed to the scene. As he was helping the victim, the paramedic noticed that his own gym bag and belongings were strewn about the scene and concluded that the man he was attending to was likely the man who had broken into his car. The paramedic continued to assist the man, and police told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch that they would arrest the man as soon as he was discharged from the hospital.

IMPROBABLE CAUSE Raylon Parker, doing his duty in August on a grand jury in Halifax County, North Carolina, listened to a prosecutor lay out a case, and to Parker’s apparent surprise, the case was against Raylon Parker (for assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill).

Still, he voted on the indictment, which passed (though, due to grand jury secrecy, we do not know which way he voted).

One possibility: He voted to indict, assuming a judge would toss it out, tainting the prosecutor’s case. However, Parker’s judge said the indictment–signifying “probable cause”–was still valid and that she would not inquire how Parker had voted.

BRIGHT IDEAS Business is booming for Lainey Morse, the owner of No Regrets Farm in Albany, Oregon, and the founder of “Goat Yoga”– an outdoor regimen of relaxation carried out among her wandering goats. “Do you know how hard it is to be sad and depressed when there are baby goats jumping around?” she asked, proudly noting that she is booked up right now, with a waiting list of 500. One problem has surfaced, though (as she told a Canadian Broadcasting Corp. reporter): Naive baby goats try to eat flower designs on yoga mats, leading Morse to permit only mats of solid colors.

WORST SCHEME EVER Wesley Autrey, 42, was arrested by Scranton, Pennsylvania, detectives in September in a drug bust with five bags of heroin and four of cocaine (along with $3,083 cash) and charged with dealing.

Autrey (street name, for some reason: “Newphew”) wet his pants during the arrest, which police said he did under the mistaken impression that heroin would dissolve when exposed to urine.

EAU DE TOILETTE Although India’s sacred Ganges River remains ridiculously polluted, it retains holy credibility for Hindus, who consume and bathe in it regularly for salvation. Since reaching the Ganges can be difficult for India’s poor, the country’s postal service (with 155,000 offices) began recently to offer home delivery of the Ganges, in bottles, for the equivalent of about 22 to 37 cents. (Tip: Water bottled in the small town of Gangotri, which is near the origin of the river, is likely cleaner; the other bottler, in the city of Rishikesh, which is holier but located farther down the river, likely presents worshippers a stronger test of faith.)

THIS WEEK IN… WHAT? “Clitoris activism is hot in France right now,” reported London’s The Guardian in August, highlighted by the introduction in school sex education of a 3D model of the organ–demonstrating, by the way, that it more resembles a “wishbone” or a “hightech boomerang” than the “small, sensitive” “bud” of dictionary description. French clitoris scholars emphasize that most of the several-inch-long organ is internal and just as highly excitable as its male counterpart, and their wide-ranging societal campaign includes a magazine whose title translates to “The Idiot’s Guide to the Clit.” ■

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deally, an election is more than simply filling in the square next to a party affiliation. It should be about more than simply articulating a person’s privileges or bigotries. It should achieve more than quantifying the effects of propaganda and misinformation.

Democracy requires real, meaningful elections, and that means voters need to have information. Not memes, GIFs or even Daily Show monologues that “eviscerate” some tin-plated has-been. Even with the near-pervasiveness of social media, the best sources of authentic election news are still the tried and true news organizations (what us old guys used to call “newspapers”). Though a shadow of what they were even a decade ago, these news organizations still function as valuable gatekeepers that let us know what candidates really do and say.

For the following 2016 General Election endorsements, we’ve tried to base our decisions on a mix of our own political leanings and our need for actual, verifiable candidate news and information. The results, as is usual in these cases, don’t fall along any rigid partisan line. The stakes are simply too high this time around– and that goes for the nation as well as Maui County.

The election takes place on Tuesday, Nov. 8. Early voting in Hawaii began on Oct. 25. Late voter registration will go until Nov. 5. For more information, go to Elections.hawaii.gov.

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PRESIDENT Hillary Clinton Nice that we get to start off with an easy call. Clinton is one of the most intelligent and experienced individuals to win a major party’s presidential nomination. She’s not perfect, but we’ve endorsed far worse candidates in the past. It also helps that Donald

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der of his term. A staunch environmentalist, Schatz most recently proposed the considerable expansion of the Papahanaumokuakea Marine National Monument, which President Barack Obama approved earlier this year.

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Trump, her Republican opponent, is a lying, sociopathic, misogynist narcissist who can’t see beyond his own inherited wealth and white male privilege. Trump, who has spent a year stoking white supremacist fires, is scum, and it will be a genuine pleasure to see him humiliated on Nov. 8 as a world-class loser.

STATE U.S. REPRESENTATIVE REPRESENTATIVE Dist 8 Dist II No endorsement Tulsi Gabbard While we didn’t endorse Gabbard in the Hawaii Primary Election (that honor fell to Maui’s own Shay Chan Hodges),

U.S. SENATOR Brian Schatz He’s one of the most liberal members of the U.S. Senate, Schatz is more than deserving of reelection. First appointed in the last days of 2012 after Senator Daniel Inouye died, Schatz won a 2014 special election to serve out the remain-

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we have no problem giving Gabbard the nod for the General Election. She’s an outstanding, outspoken legislator with experience few in Congress these days share. “As one of the few combat veterans to serve in Congress, I bring a unique voice of leadership based on firsthand experience to the decisions that Congress is charged to make with respect to authorizing a declaration of war, when and where our troops are sent into harm’s way, honoring and serving our veterans, and ensuring our military is focused on the safety and security of the American people,” Gabbard said in her 2016 MauiTime election questionnaire. Also, Republican Angela Aulani Kaaihue is a nutty racist who’s already been denounced by–wait for it–the Hawaii Republican Party. Woo!

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Sorry, but we just don’t see a clear choice in this matchup between looooongtime Wailuku Democrat (and Speaker of the House!) Joe Souki and Republican Gil Rebolledo. Souki has been in office since 1982, and his working as a lobbyist for the chemical industry while voting against the state’s plastic bag ban a few years ago may not have met the definition of “conflict of interest,” but it certainly showed absurdly poor judgment (legislators shouldn’t be working as lobbyists for any industry, duh). As for Rebolledo, he told the Honolulu Star-Advertiser that he opposes greater disclosure for police officer misconduct records. Next!

STATE REPRESENTATIVE Dist 10 Angus McKelvey Even if Republican challenger Chayne Marten (who has twice failed to unseat Democrat Angus McKelvey) hadn’t been

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arrested for sexual assault a few weeks ago, we still would be giving McKelvey our endorsement. He’s a good guy and solid legislator.

STATE REPRESENTATIVE Dist 11 No endorsement While we agree politically with Rep. Kaniela Ing, D–South Maui, his inexplicable ignoring of a bench warrant issued in February until MauiTime called him on in July raises serious questions about his judgment. As for his challenger, Republican Danny Pekus, well, no. In his MauiTime election questionnaire, we asked Pekus which legislator he would

model himself after–a simple question, really. Turns out Pekus couldn’t name anyone. “I really do not have a model for my position that I am seeking,” he said. “I am coming from a completely different point of view because I feel that what we have been doing here, and across the nation, has not been working and that is why Americans are so fed up with government as a whole.”

dire need of reform. “OHA is not following the law,” she said. “The fiscal review found that trustees were not following their own fiscal policies and were spending the trust reserves at an alarming rate. There appears to be extensive patronage benefits and huge salaries for the corporate staff (exceeding $125,000.00 per year). This is contrary to the law that says that OHA should have an ‘administrator’ & ‘deputies’ paid at state rates.”

COUNTY COUNCILMEMBER (West Maui) Elle Cochran Yep, another election, another Elle Cochran endorsement. We’ve written about her many times, so no real need

COUNTY COUNCILMEMBER (Kahului) Don Guzman Unless news breaks that Guzman dismembered a nurse or kicked a puppy like a football, we will forever endorse him for reelection because of his strident criticism of Maui County Prosecutor J. D. Kim back in March 2015 during Kim’s reappointment hearing. Kim tried to pros-

STATE REPRESENTATIVE, OFFICE OF Dist 13 HAWAIIAN AFFAIRS Lynn DeCoite At-Large Trustee Sure, why not. We endorsed Democratic challenger Alex Haller in the Primary, but DeCoite works for us.

Hell, her vote against the loathsome HB

of the decision on to the ‘aina, the water, air, ocean and most especially, our keiki and our kupuna.”

Haunani Apoliona

Yeah, we know there’s some contradiction in endorsing Trask, who says OHA itself is in bad shape, and Haunani Apoliona, who has been an OHA trustee for 20 years. Too bad. Look, we know OHA politics are inherently complex, but for us, it comes down to this: ApoPHOTO COURTESY ELLE COCHRAN

to go over her qualifications again. She’s one of the only reliable votes against big business/big landowners on the Council, so once again, she gets our support.

COUNTY COUNCILMEMBER

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2501, which granted a special exemption for Alexander & Baldwin to keep using East Maui water (even though they’re ceasing all sugar operations at the end of this year) is enough in our books. Her challenger in the General Election is Green candidate Nick Nikhilananda, who is nice. Though he’s run for office many, many times, he has no real political experience.

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liona takes the high incarceration rates for Hawaiians seriously. It’s a horrible problem, built on structural systemic racism. Her challenger, Keli‘i Akina, doesn’t seem to see it that way.

OFFICE OF COUNTY HAWAIIAN AFFAIRS COUNCILMEMBER (East Maui) Hawaii Resident Robert Carroll Trustee Bob Carroll is one of those stalwarts Mililani Trask Mililani Trask is an attorney and former OHA trustee. She knows a great deal about affordable housing, and is running (according to a July 26, 2016 Honolulu Star-Advertiser story) because she feels OHA is in

Alika Atay is a soft-spoken, thoughtful guy who wants to sit in the Maui County Council seat currently occupied by termed-out Mike Victorino.

Yes, he was one of the plaintiffs in the Shaka Movement’s lawsuit against the County of Maui over that GMO mora-

ecute MauiTime Publisher Tommy Russo a few years for photographing police officers on a public street–what we in the news biz call “journalism.” A judge threw out the case, but Kim’s office is appealing the decision. If Guzman thinks Kim has mismanaged the Prosecutor’s Office, then he’s right in our books.

COUNTY COUNCILMEMBER (South Maui) Kelly Takaya King For a few elections now we’ve happily endorsed Don Couch for County Council, but not this year. His recent agreement with Mayor Alan Arakawa’s plan to “suspend” all community plan updates because he believes

of Maui County politics. He doesn’t make a lot of noise, doesn’t get a lot of headlines, but you just feel better with

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him around. The fact that he drives from his home in Hana to Wailuku and back again every work day shows serious commitment to his job.

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(Wailuku-Waihee-Waikapu) Alika Atay

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torium ballot measure (which is still on appeal), but we like him because he has refreshing ideas about what the Council should stand for. “My top priority is community and people first before corporate gains,” he said in his MauiTime election questionnaire. “I believe that the health and welfare of the people in this island community should always be a priority when making community decisions. I usually incorporate good aloha aina values in my decision making process. In other words, what is the affects and effects

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the planning process is “broken” is ignorant and reckless. There is nothing wrong with the county Planning Department’s process of updating community plans, but there is everything wrong with political leaders who blame the “process” when their land developer cronies get sidelined by community Continued on page 13

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plan updates. We need councilmembers who trust community plans and agree to uphold them, and Kelly King fits that bill nicely.

Greig Nakasone is intelligent and capable, but lacks Sugimura’s depth of knowledge concerning government and policy.

COUNTY COUNTY COUNCILMEMBER COUNCILMEMBER (Makawao-Haiku-Paia) Trinette Furtado

(Lanai) Gabe Johnson

The fact that Trinette Furtado is running against County Council Chairperson Mike White would normally be enough to secure our endorsement, but in this case, we’d back her for whichever office she was seeking.

Furtado is a single mother and political activist who’s agitated against cane burning, the Trans Pacific Partnership trade deal and the telescope atop Ha-

Gabriel Johnson is an invasive species technician who has served on the Maui County Commission on Persons with Disabilities and has worked on

leakala (the last one we actually support but we can’t win them all). She has drive, spirit and an unwavering commitment to justice.

COUNTY COUNCILMEMBER (Upcountry) Yuki Lei Kashiwa Sugimura

STATE CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENTS Relating to Jury Trials in Civil Cases NO

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were consideration to strengthen police accountability, I would create policies to hold the department accountable by reporting publicly for transparency. I would establish a working group to identify how we as the county of Maui, SHOPO, management and the Police Commission can be responsive to strengthen police accountability.” Sweet!

building sustainable fisheries around Lanai. His top priority, according to his July 14, 2016 candidate profile in the Honolulu Star-Advertiser? “Restore water to East Maui farms.” Oh yeah, he gets our vote.

COUNTY COUNCILMEMBER (Molokai) Stacy Helm Crivello Stacy Crivello has only been on the County Council one term, but she seems to be doing fine so far. She also believes in strengthening account-

Yuki Lei Sugimura has more than enough experience to make an effective County Council member.

She’s worked for a former mayor (James “Kimo” Apana), the County Council and two U.S. Senators (Mazie Hirono and Daniel Akaka). Napua

This is the first of two state constitution amendments on the ballot.

It would increase the threshold value in controversy requirement for a jury trial in a civil case from $5,000 to $10,000. While we know that our courts (like most courts in the U.S.) have a significant backlog of cases, and that this measure might lessen some of that by making it more difficult for people to seek jury trials, the measure would send the unmistakable signal that some people’s rights simply aren’t valuable enough to pursue.

Relating to the Disposition of Excess Revenues YES Ok, this constitutional amendment is a bit complex. Right now, whenever the state runs a budget surplus for two consecutive years, the Legislature has to either return the “excess revenue” to the taxpayers or deposit the money into various funds for emergency use later. If this amendment passes, it would add two more options for the money: paying off debt service for general obligation bonds or pension and other “postemployment benefit liabilities.” While these conditions might not exist every year, it’s probably for the best that the Legislature has more options for excess revenues.

COUNTY CHARTER AMENDMENTS

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ability at the Maui Police Department, according to a Aug. 31, 2016 Civil Beat story on her. “The Maui Police Department is strong with accountability,” she said. “However, if there

Relating to Withdrawal of Signature from Supplemental Petition YES This charter amendment would “correct clerical errors” and “provide consistency within the Charter by allowing an individual to with-

draw their signature from a supplemental petition.” It’s simple, really. If you have the right to put your name on a petition, you have to right to remove it.

Relating to Review of Supplemental Petition YES This amendment would “allow the County Clerk twenty (20) days to review a supplemental petition, instead of ten (10) days.” Hey, works for us.

A lot of hard work goes into crafting these petitions, so why should the Clerk’s office rush their review?

Relating to Emergency Management Agency YES This amendment would change the name of the County’s Civil Defense Agency to the Emergency Management Agency. Um, what? Seriously, we have to vote on this? There’s no proposed charter amendment on the proposed county manager form of government, but we do all get to decide whether to change the sign over the Civil Defense Agency door. Good grief. Sure, we guess.

Relating to Approval of and Qualifications for Various Directors HELL YES This amendment would require the Mayor to get County Council approval for appointments to the Managing Director position as well as the directors of the Finance, Public Works, Planning, Parks & Rec, Housing & Human Concerns, Transportation and Environmental Management departments.

Um, duh–have you seen some of the people appointed to be directors in the last few years? The Council already approves of Prosecuting Attorney appointments, so this fits right in. While this amendment falls far short of the proposed county manager form of government (which won’t happen here anytime soon), this still provides much needed reform.

Relating to Office of Council Services’ Attorneys YES This charter amendment would allow attorneys currently working out of the Office of Council Services to provide the County Council with legal advice and research (but not act as legal representation in litigation). Sure, why not. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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Spook-Tacular Halloween Happenings will be a costume contest with a live DJ. 8pm. Nalu’s South Shore Grill, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8650.

HOMESTEAD HALLOWEEN - Wear your best costume and dance the night away with Homestead on stage.

Receive prizes and scary specials. 9pm. Steel Horse Saloon, (1234 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-245-2206.

SINISTER CIRCUS - Sat. Oct 29. AUDACIOUS events and media bring you a pre-Halloween dance freak out. All the supple booty-movin bass you could ask for by DJs Deviant and Diva Deva with multi-projection immersion by VJs Kaptain Kaos and N.3bot. There will be jugglers, hoopers, performers, giveaways, door prizes and drink specials. Costumes encouraged. $1015. 9:30pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com

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ot sure how to celebrate Halloween this year? Let our handy schedule of all things spooky and creepy help you out!

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 28 2016 HAUNTED HOUSE - Head to Lahaina for the 2016 Haunted House, which is open from Friday, Oct. 28 through Sunday, Oct.30. The entrance is located across from Japengo. Tickets are $5 for adults and $3 for children. All proceeds will benefit the 2017 Charity Walk. 5pm. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort and Spa, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234; Maui.hyatt.com

MAUI MALL’S ANNUAL HALLOWEEN CARNIVAL - Fri. Oct 28. This event offers trick-or-treating, keiki and pet, costume contest, games, crafts, prizes and much more! Hosted by Dane Patao from Native 92.5, with special celebrity guest judges Charly and Ed from the 99.9 KISS FM morning show. The Maui Humane Society is sponsoring the Pet Costume Contest. Enter to win prizes for: Most Original, Cutest, Pet/Owner Look Alike or Scariest. Pre-register at mauihumanesociety.org or register the day of the event from 5-5:45pm. Registration is a $10 donation and 100 percent of the proceeds go to support MHS. 5:30pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

SPOOKY SALUTATIONS YOGA - From eerie beats to bendy feats this spooky yoga class will be more treats than tricks. Led by blogger Jordan Younger of The Balanced Blonde, awaken corpses and howl at half moons. $20. 5:45pm. Andaz Maui at Wailea Resort, (3550 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-573-1234; Maui.andaz.hyatt.com

HAUNTED HAIKU HIKE - Journey into the all consuming night just as the autumn moon turns new. Weave your way through the forest, caves and waterways of Historic Haunted Haiku. Hear ghastly tales of old Hawaii as you explore the horrors and the history. A few brave souls, for whom the bell tolls will discover a hidden mystery. 7pm and 8pm. Awalau Farm, (1008 Awalau Rd., Haiku); 808-878-8091; Awalaufarm.com HOTTER THAN HELL - Three live stage shows Friday, Oct. 28 through Sunday, Oct. 30 featuring impersonators of hot pop artists of yesterday and today. 7pm. King’s Cathedral, (777 Mokulele Hwy., Kahului); 808-871-7311; Kingscathedral.com

HALLOWEEN PARTY - It’s Jerry Caires Jr. Band on the stage bringing to you a boo-tiful halloween party. 8pm. Stopwatch Sportsbar and Grill, (1127 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-1380.

SPELLBOUND - Maui AIDS Foundation will host a spellbinding evening of entrancing beats with

DJ Playwfire Ono and Special Guest DJ LaRage aka Tiare. Enjoy great food, costume contest and community celebration on a very spooky Halloween weekend. Spellbound is a benefit fundraiser for HIV services, education and outreach for Maui County. $10. 9pm. Kono’s on the Green, (470 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-633-4220; Konosonmaui.com

ROBOTS VS. ZOMBIES - Get your things together and come out to dance at Casanova for Halloween. Nico Luminous is coming out from Los Angeles, as well as TRVR, Jon Mon, Prince Valium and Dabo with visuals by Professor Lightwav. Get dressed up for the costume contest. 9:45pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com

HAUNTED AT AMBROSIA - Get haunted at the annual costume party. Best costume receives a $50 gift card for Love Shack and the runner-up will get a $25 gift card for Ambrosia. DJ Skinny Guy in the spooky video mix with free halloween treats and $5 spooky drink specials all night. 10pm. Ambrosia Martini Lounge, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; Ambrosiamaui.com ERIC GILLIOM’S ROCKIN’ HALLOWEEN PARTY - Head Upcountry for a rockin’ Halloween party with Eric Gilliom. Enjoy the band as they play hits and songs from Rocky Horror. Get dressed up for the costume contest. 10pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com

HEAVEN HELL - DJs Lisa K, Kai K, Illz and PoundTown will mix some thriller beats with two dance floors. Costumes are encouraged so get dressed up. $10. 10pm. Paradise Grill, (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700; Paradisegrillkb.com

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- Costume and Cask party, featuring Maui Brewing Co. beers. 7pm. The Pint and Cork, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-879-BEER

years and under can create a monster masterpiece by decorating their own scary face pancakes. Keiki will get buttermilk pancakes topped with whipped cream, a strawberry nose, and a side of Oreo cookies and candy corn. 7am. IHOP (70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului)

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 29 UNDERWATER PUMPKIN CARVING CONTEST - This pumpkin carving contest is truly unlike any other Halloween activity and will give certified divers the opportunity to carve their pumpkin underwater! Open to all certified divers, but all beach dwellers are more than welcome to watch, then vote to help determine the best and most creatively carved pumpkin. Online pre-registration is required.

8am. Maui Dreams Dive Co., (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-5332; Mauidreamsdiveco.com

MHS HALLOWEEN HIKE - Celebrate Halloween while exploring the island. Wear a costume, pack a picnic and invite your friends and family. 11am. Waihou Springs Trail, (2463 Olinda Rd., Makawao)

HALLOWEEN EVE SANCTUARY - Join a special Trick or Treat with rescued animals. Tour the sanctuary, feed treats to the animals and enjoy delicious refreshments after the farm tour. Email for reservations, which are required. $20. 4:30pm.

Leilani Farm Sanctuary, (260 E. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku); 808-298-8544; Info@LeilaniFarmSanctuary.org HALLOWEEN BLACKLIGHT BUTI YOGA Enjoy a Halloween-themed Buti yoga class and costume contest. After class the costume contest will be judged and winner will win a five-pack of classes.

Cost is $25 each or buy with a friend and get two for $40. 5:30pm. Maui Yoga Shala Paia, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-283-4123; Maui-yoga.com

KEIKI HALLOWEEN PARTY - The keiki will enjoy this Halloween dance party with a mystery maze, face painting, a costume contest and some healthy treats. 4pm. Maui Yoga Shala Paia, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-283-4123; Maui-yoga.com

BNI-NO KA OI HALLOWEEN PARTY - Islandwide, all chapters are invited to this open event. Cost is $20 and includes two drink tickets and pupus. There

LET’S TRICK OR TREAT TOGETHER - Enjoy an evening of family-oriented Halloween festivities.

Children 12 and younger are welcome to join in on store-to-store trick-or-treating. All children must be accompanied by an adult and participating stores will be designated by an orange balloon. Maui Friends of the Library will also offer one free children’s book per child 12 and under. 5pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

SUPER ADVENTURE LAND - Be the hero, bring keikis ages 0-12 to a family halloween event with bouncers, games, prizes, candy, food and a costume contest. $10. 6pm. King’s Cathedral, (777 Mokulele Hwy., Kahului); 808-871-7311; Kingscathedral.com

FRONT STREET SPOOKTACULAR 2016 Darren lee and the Maui Theatre dancers, band and vocalist perform classics "Sypathy For The Devil, I Put a Spell on You, Thriller and Monster" with a full spectrum of staging, props and lighting effects. Four Shows: 6:30pm, 8pm, 9:30pm and 11pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

NIGHT TRIPPIN’ - Experience Halloween euphoria and mesmerizing music. Two masters of their instruments–guitarist Charlie Hunter and drummer Scott Amendola–lay it down deep and dance all over the top. DJs Boomshot and Joralien will bring da funk to keep your cosmic trip spinning over the moon. 8pm.

Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com HALLOWEEN 2016 CAT BASH - All cats just want to party, so hit up Fleetwood’s two floors and two DJs. DJ Gary on the main floor and DJ Serna on the rooftop for a puuurrfect cat bash. (no masks or excessive face-paint allowed). $20.

8pm. Fleetwoods’ on Front St., (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com RAINBOW UNICORN STAMPEDE - Bust out your finest rainbow unicorn regalia and join in unbridled fun on Front Street! Meet at Down the Hatch for libations and then travel en masse down Front Street to Hard Rock Cafe. Bewilder the crowds with flurries of rainbow awesomeness. Then stay and play with your fine filial friends, or go your own way to prance through the night. Express your unique Rainbow Unicornness. 9pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com 13TH ANNUAL NIGHT OF THE LIVING DREAD -

JOURNEY TO A MAGICAL FOREST - Sat. Oct 29 and Sun. Oct 30. Meet fabulous mythological creatures, and create fun nature based crafts. Unicorns, mermaids, dragons, fairies and wizards await you. The Myths of Avalon enchanted farm tour is a family friendly walking adventure featuring caves, waterways and a wonderful faerie themed farm. Bring good walking shoes, an umbrella, and your imagination. Costumes encouraged. $15 for adults, $5 for kids ages 7 and up and free for ages 6 and under. Partial proceeds benefit the Hawaii Farmers Union. 12pm. Awalau Farm, (1008 Awalau Rd., Haiku); 808-878-8091; Awalaufarm.com

HALLOWEEN CANNERY KID’S NIGHT - Lahaina Cannery Mall provides a safe, air-conditioned place for families to enjoy spellbinding Halloween magic from local favorite, Holden Mowat, trick-ortreating, face painting, balloon twisting, photos with Frankenstein and its famous keiki costume contest with more than a dozen prizes to given away. 5pm.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

MONDAY, OCTOBER 31 2016 LAHAINA HALLOWEEN PARTY - For one night each year, Front Street transforms into a giant Halloween party, filled with family-friendly activities, live music, ono grindz, and of course one of the world’s most unique displays of ghosts and ghouls.

Highlights include the 38th annual Keiki Halloween Costume Parade, an adult costume contest and the Lahainaluna High School Marching Band. With emcee Angel O’Brien, ShaketownE and DJs Zinn and Chris. 12pm. Lahaina Town, (Front Street, Lahaina)

DTH HALLOWEEN PARTY WITH DJ LOVE Enjoy the Keiki Halloween Costume Parade and the 33rd Annual Ghoulish Gala Costume Karaoke Contest hosted by The Wharf with a grand prize package from Down The Hatch. There will Halloween T-shirts for sale. Head to any three featured bars for Green Goblin Shots! 4pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

Live music with Marty Dread. Drink specials. 10pm. Cool Cat Cafe, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com

TIKI’S HALLOWEEN PARTY - All Access Entertainment presents a Halloween Party with DJ Kamikaze live in the video mix, plus drink specials all night long. 10pm. South Shore Tiki Lounge, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444; Southshoretikilounge.com HALLOWEEN BASH - Join Soul Kitchen for dancing, great music, food, cocktails and prizes for best costume. $5 with costume, $10 without costume. No cover before 9pm. Mulligans on the blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com ■

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY, OCT. 27 MARTHA REDBONE – Martha Redbone will perform at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). “Bone Hill The Concert” will be a fusion of soul, funk, Appalachian folk, Piedmont blues and Native American music. She’s known for her warm, woodsy melodies. All music lovers should take advantage of an opportunity to see her live at the MACC. $35. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

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HAWAIIAN MUSIC SERIES – The next edition on of the ce at the Hawaiian Music Concert Series will take place historic Baldwin Home Museum. The concert will feature music by John Cruz and Tony Cruz, and will be a tribute to their late brothers Guy and Ernie. Free.

6pm. Baldwin Home Museum, (Corner of Dick-3262; enson and Front Street, Lahaina); 808-661-3262; Lahainarestoration.org. Photo of John Cruz:: Aaron Bernard Liquid Light Images

FRIDAY, OCT. 28 BRIGIT & BERNARD’S OKTOBERFEST – Celebrate Oktoberfest at Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe. There will be a traditional German buffet with sauerbraten, kalbsbratwurst, pork bratwurst, Bavarian-style meatloaf, potato salad, kraut salad, homemade sauerkraut and mustard and apple strudel. They’ll serve special Oktoberfest beer and there will also be live music from the Dorfmusikanten Oohmpah Band. $40. 5pm. Brigit and Bernard’s Garden Cafe, (335 Hoohana St., Kahului); 808-877-6000; Facebook.com/Brigit-Bernards-Garden-Cafe.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/Brigit&BernardsGardenCafe\

HAUNTED HAWAIIAN NIGHTS – Celebrate Halloween early by attending Haunted Hawaiian Nights with Lopaka Kapanui at the MACC. Attendees will hear ghostly tales and spine-tingling stories. Lopaka is a native Hawaiian storyteller, and he’ll share haunting experiences, Hawaiian ghost stories and legends of Hawaii. $20. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy the MACC

SATURDAY, SA S ATURD OCT. 29 KA‘A KA‘ANA KUPBOARD – The next Ka‘ana Kupboard Cooking Class takes place at Ka‘ana Kitc Kitchen. This month’s theme is “Balanced Bites” and students will be instructed on a culinary jour journey with Jordan Younger of The Balanced Blonde blog and Chef Robert Andrade.

Th This class will focus on creating healthy, simple dishes prepared with fresh ingredients. The m menu is butternut squash falafel, green goddess tahini dressing, market greens, grilled king salmon, wheat berry tabbouleh and pomegranate molasses. $85. 12:30pm. Ka‘ana Kitchen at Andaz Maui, (3550 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-573-1234; Maui.andaz.hyatt.com.

Phot of Jordan Younger courtesy Thebalancedblonde.com Photo

UNDERWATER PUMPKIN CARVING – An Underwater Pumpkin Carving Contest takes place at Keawakapu Beach. This one-of-akind Halloween activity is open to all certified divers who have a passion for underwater art. Bring your family and friends down to watch, cheer and vote for the best underwater pumpkin carver on Maui. Online pre-registration required. Free. 8am. Maui Dreams Dive Co., (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-5332; Mauidreamsdiveco.com.

Photo courtesy Carly Smith

SA ATU RD SATURDAY, OCT. 29 CRAFT & FOOD FAIR – There’s a Women’s Association Craft and Food Fair at the Wailuku Hongwanji Mission. This event will feature ono grinds like chow fun, bentos, pickled vegetables and spam musubi.

There will also be locally crafted goods for sale like aprons, blankets, jewelry, handbags and baby items.

Other vendors will sell clothing, children’s books and a variety of plants. 7am. Wailuku Hongwanji Mission, (1828 Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-244-0406.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/WailukuHongwanjiMission

JOURNEY TO MAGICAL FOREST – Journey to a Magical Forest at Awalau Farm in Haiku this Saturday, Oct. 29 and Sunday, Oct. 30.

The Myths of Avalon enchanted farm tour is a great place for walking adventures, cave and waterway exploration, nature-based crafts and more. Guests will see unicorns, mermaids, dragons, fairies and wizards. Bring good walking shoes and an umbrella. Costumes are encouraged. Proceeds will benefit the Hawaii Farmers Union. Free for kids 6 years and younger, $5 for kids 7 years and up, $15 for adults.

12pm. Awalau Farm, (1008 Awalau Rd., Haiku); 808-878-8091; Awalaufarm.com. Photo courtesy of Facebook/AwalauFarms

SUNDAY, OCT. 30 HALLOWEEN BLACKLIGHT BUTI YOGA – There’s a Halloween-themed Blacklight Buti Yoga Class at Maui Yoga Shala in Paia. There will be a Buti yoga class, costume contest and refreshments available from the Island Fresh Cafe. The winner of the costume contest will win a five-class pass to the Maui Yoga Shala. $25 a person, or 2 for $40. 5:30pm. Maui Yoga Shala Paia, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-283-4123; Maui-yoga.com. Photo courtesy of Flickr/DoganKokdemir

RAMANA VIEIRA – Ramana Vieira will be performing at Cager, sanova in Makawao. She’s a talented Portuguese fado singer, rld. dubbed the “New Voice of Portuguese Music” by the music world. ers She was also the main entertainment for the Bernie Sanders Presidential Campaign. Now she’s headed to Maui to share her sic fado skills with our community. This will be a great world music uevent for the whole family. $10. 3pm. Casanova Italian Restauarant and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com. Photo courtesy Casanova

SUNDAY, OCT. 30 DOG OBEDIENCE TRIALS – Valley Isle Kennel Club die of Maui will hold obedience and rally trials at the Eddie Tam Memorial Center. There will be two obedience triogs als and two rally trials. Each event will showcase dogs that have been professionally trained to behave well at ee. home, in public places and around other dogs. Free. wao 8am. Eddie Tam Memorial Center, (931 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-8122; Facebook.com/vikcmaui.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/ValleyIsleKennelClub

BIG BAD BLUES JAM – The Halloween edition of Bobby Ray’s Big Bad Blues Jam will happen at Hard Rock Cafe in Lahaina. All blues musicians and friends are invited to jam out in costumes to celebrate a special All Hallow’s Eve night of Maui blues music. Musician sign-up is on a first come basis, so arrive early. A percentage of the evening proceeds will benefit the Pacific Blues Society. Free. 4pm. Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; Hardrock.com/maui.

Photo: Sean M. Hower

MONDAY, OCT. 31 TTM AFTER-SCHOOL PROGRAM – Theatre Theatre Maui’s free after-school drama program started Monday, Oct. 24, but there’s still time for you sign up. It’s open to all Lahaina Intermediate students, the program takes place on Monday afternoons. Classes will be taught

by Kristi Scott in the school cafeteria and will include acting, scene work, stage movement, improvisational games, hip hop and dance instruction. Students will also prepare for a theatrical program that will conclude the program in the spring of 2017. Free. 2:15-3:45pm.

Lahaina Intermediate School, (871 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina); Ttmwestmaui.org. Photo courtesy Theatre Theatre Maui

TRICK OR TREAT – Trick or Treat with your keiki at Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center. This family-friendly event will celebrate Halloween and allow kids 12 and under to trick or treat through any mall store marked with an orange balloon. All children must be accompanied by an adult and Maui Friends of the Library will give a free book to each child. Free. 5pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; QueenKaahumanuCenter.com.

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'I Cowered In Silence' Or, how our brave film reviewer barely survived watching ‘Ouija: Origin of Evil’ ★★★★★ Rated PG-13/ 99 Min.

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’ve never played with a Ouija board in my life and never will. What surprises me about the Ouija movie franchise, produced by Hasbro, is the grim message of its product. According to these horror movies, if you play the Ouija board game, you or someone you know will probably die. Thanks, but I’ll stick with Operation... or Candyland.

An even bigger surprise is that the current prequel, Ouija: Origin of Evil, is a great horror film and vastly superior to its 2014 predecessor. Like Insidious: Chapter 2 and this year’s The Conjuring 2, here is a gore-free, scareheavy, tour de force of genre filmmaking.

Twilight franchise survivor Elizabeth Reaser stars as Alice, the single mother of daughters Lina (played by Annalise Basso) and Doris (played by Lulu Wilson). It’s 1967 and Alice’s business as a local medium has fallen on hard times. When Lina brings home a Ouija board, the three are stunned by how it helps their business... though little Doris can’t stop using it to talk to her dead father.

I expected little from Ouija: Origin of Evil and was stunned by the inventive filmmaking, excellent performances and four main characters I genuinely cared about.

The original had some effective jolts but was unexceptional, juvenile trash. I enjoyed seeing it in a crowded theater on opening night, as the screams in the audience were livelier than anything on the screen. The sequel, on the other hand, had a grown male shouting “Holy S---!” more than once (and no, that wasn’t me. Like the professional film critic I am, I cowered in silence).

How scary is this movie? A way to make yourself immune to these movies while watching them is covering your ears. That way, you can mute the loud soundtrack accompanying cheap jump scares. The thing is, the scares here are jumbo-sized and purely visual.You’d have to cover both your ears and eyes... or just avoid the theater altogether to shield yourself from some truly petrifying imagery. If you hate scary movies, don’t come anywhere near this one. For everyone else, this is one of the best written, acted and produced horror films of the year, if not the decade. Mainstream, PG-13 horror movies, remakes and sequels don’t typically get much

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love from hardcore fans and for good reason–most are stupid. Not this one.

Initially, it treats the supernatural with total skepticism, builds slowly to the spooky stuff and takes its time before unleashing petrifying imagery. I found the conclusion to be shocking. The final moment before the credits role is one for the books, likely to appear on those Scariest Movie Moments of All Time lists.

Look, I see dozens of horror movies every year but this one left me shaking. More importantly, it made me care about its characters and pulled me in with its intriguing story.

The least effective moments are the ones where you clearly see the monster, though

the lack of CGI overkill is refreshing. Less so is the use of a Nazi criminal as a subplot, which is tired and in poor taste. Horror fans looking for sensational elements won’t be disappointed but the plot’s center, of a family dealing with loss and suddenly believing in life after death, has real dramatic pull.

The secret weapon here is co-writer and director Mike Flanagan, whose 2014 Oculus is similarly exceptional and uniquely scary. His next movie looks to be another whopper: he’s currently directing an adaptation of Stephen King’s lurid and frightening Gerald’s Game (one of King’s most horrifying). Flanagan is early into his career but, if he keeps this up, we may have another John Carpenter on our hands. ■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6

Ouija: Origin of Evil-PG13- 2D THU (11:30 2:30

Queen of Katwe-PG- 2D THU (11:30).

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

4:40) 7:40 10:00. 2D FRI-WED 12:00 2:20 5:00 8:00 10:10.

Kevin Hart: What Now?-R- 2D THU (11:30 1:50 4:10) 6:30 10:30. 2D FRI-WED 5:10 7:40 10:00.

The Accountant-R- 2D THU (12:40 3:40) 6:40 9:40. 2D FRI-WED 11:40 2:05 5:00 7:20 10:20.

The Girl on the Train- R- 2D THU (11:30 2:30 5:00) 7:20 9:50. 2D FRI-WED 11:30 2:00 4:40 7:10 9:40.

Deep Water Horizon- PG13- 2D THU (11:40 2:10 4:40). 2D FRI-WED 11:40 4:50 10:30.

Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar ChildrenPG13- 2D THU (1:10 4:00) 7:10 9:50. 2D FRIWED 1:00 3:50 6:40 9:30.

The Magnificent Seven- PG13- 2D THU (11:30 2:00) 7:30 8:50. 2D FRI-WED 2:20 7:30.

Masterminds-PG13- 2D THU 5:00.

Ouija: The Origin of Evil- R- 2D THU 11:00 12:15 1:15 2:30 3:30 4:45 5:45 7:00 8:00. FRISAT 11:00 12:15 1:15 2:30 3:30 4:45 5:45 7:00 8:00 9:15 10:10, SUN-THU 11:00 12:15 1:15 2:30 3:30 4:45 5:45 7:00 8:00.

The Third Party- NR- 2D THU 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00. FRI-SAT 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:30, SUNTHU 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00.

Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar ChildrenPG13- 2D THU 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15. FRI-SAT 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15 9:50, SUN-THU 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15.

Storks- PG- 2D THU 10:50 1:00 3:10 5:20 7:30.

FRI-SAT 10:50 1:00 3:10 5:20 7:30 9:40, SUNTHU 10:50 1:00 3:10 5:20 7:30.

Max Steel-PG13- 2D THU 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30. FRI-SAT 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30 9:45, SUN-THU 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Inferno- PG13- 2D THU 7:00. 2D FRI-SUN 1:00 4:00 7:00 10:00. 2D MON 1:00 4:00 7:00, 2D TUE 1:00 4:00 7:00 10:00, 2D WED 1:00 4:00 7:00.

Jack Reacher: Never Go Back- PG13- 2D THU 1:15 4:10 7:10. 2D FRI-SUN 1:15 4:10 7:10 10:10, 2D MON 1:15 4:10 7:10, 2D TUE 1:15 4:10 7:10 10:10, 2D WED 1:15 4:10 7:10.

Ouija: Origin of Evil- PG13- 2D THU 1:30 4:15 7:15. 2D FRI-SUN 1:30 4:15 7:15 9:45, 2D MON 1:30 4:15 7:15, 2D TUE 1:30 4:15 7:15 9:45, 2D WED 1:30 4:15 7:15.

The Accountant-R- 2D THU 1:00 4:00.

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Carnival of Souls- NR- THU 8:00. MON 7:30.

Newton Live: A National Conversation- NRWED 7:30.

Inferno-PG13- 2D THU 7:20 10:10. 2D FRIWED 11:30 12:30 2:20 3:30 4:30 6:30 7:00 9:30 10:00.

Tyler Perry’s Boo! : A Madea Halloween- PG132D THU (11:30 2:00 4:30) 7:30 10:10. 2D FRIWED 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:20 9:50.

I’m Not Ashamed-PG13- 2D THU (2:20 5:10).

2D FRI-WED 11:30 2:10.

Jack Reacher: Never Go Back- PG13- 2D THU (11:40 12:50 1:50 3:40 4:50) 6:30 7:00 9:20 10:00. 2D FRI-WED 11:30 12:30 2:10 3:40 5:10 6:30 7:10 9:20 10:20.

Keeping Up With The Joneses- NR- 2D THU (11:50 2:20 4:50) 7:20 9:50. 2D FRI-WED 11:30 2:30 4:50 7:50 10:10.

Inferno opens this week

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missing persons investigation that changes her life. Stars Emily Blunt and Haley Bennett. 112 min.

populated by mysterious people with mysterious powers. Of course it’s directed by Tim Burton. 127 min.

INFERNO - PG13 - Action/Crime - The Da Vinci Code’s Robert Langdon (Tom Hanks) is back, but this time he has to foil a global plot while suffering from amnesia. Also stars Felicity Jones. 121 min.

I’M NOT ASHAMED - PG13 - Biography/Drama The story of Rachel Joy Scott, the first victim of the 1999 Columbine High School shooting. 112 min.

OUIJA: ORIGIN OF EVIL - PG13 - Horror - A widowed mother and her two daughters run a nice little seance scam, but then one day actual evil shows up (and no, I don’t mean the Better Business Bureau). See this week’s film review. 99 min.

NEWTOWN LIVE: A NATIONAL CONVERSATION - PG13 - Special Event - A documentary and panel discussion on the aftermath of the 2012 Newtown school shooting. 143 min.

JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK - PG13 Action/Crime - Jack Reacher is back, and needs to fight a massive government conspiracy to clear his name. Okay, mostly he just hits people.

Stars Tom Cruise and Cobie Smulders. 118 min.

RIFFTRAX LIVE: CARNIVAL OF SOULS - NR The 1962 cult hit about a woman who wanders into a mysterious abandoned carnival after a bad traffic accident gets the RiffTrax Live treatment. 120 min.

KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES - PG13 Action/Comedy - A young suburban couple (Isla Fisher, Zack Galifianakis) discover their neighbors (Gal Gadot, Jon Hamm) are spies. 105 min.

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KEVIN HART: WHAT NOW? - R - Comedy Comedian Kevin Hart does stand-up in front of 50,000 people in Philadelphia. 96 min.

THE ACCOUNTANT - R - Action/Crime - Ben Affleck stars as an accountant who kills people, or maybe he’s a killer who does accounting. Anyway, it all stars Anna Kendrick and that guy who played Juno’s dad. 128 min.

THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN - PG13 - Western This remake of a remake of a samurai picture stars Denzel Washington as a gunmen who gathers some friends to help a poor town fight off thieves. 132 min.

DEEPWATER HORIZON - PG13 - Action/ Drama - Kurt Russell and Marky Mark star in this dramatization of the deadly 2010 oil rig disaster of the same name. 107 min.

THE GIRL ON THE TRAIN - R - Mystery/Thriller - A recently divorced woman gets embroiled in a

MAX STEEL - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - A teen named Max and an alien named Steel joined forces to become a superhero who fights some sort of alien menace. 92 min.

MISS PEREGRINE’S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN - PG13 - Adventure/Fantasy - Jacob (Asa Butterfield) finds himself in a mysterious world

STORKS - PG - Animation/Adventure - These days, storks deliver packages, not babies. But when there’s a mix-up and an order for a baby appears, hilarity ensues. 89 min.

THE THIRD PARTY - NR - Comedy/Romance - A young fashion designer wants to win back her surgeon sweetheart, but he only has eyes for another guy… 120 min.

TYLER PERRY’S BOO! A MADEA HALLOWEEN - PG13 - Comedy/Horror - Madea (Tyler Perry) has to fight untold supernatural monsters while trying to keep her eyes on some unruly teens. 103 min.

LAST CHANCE QUEEN OF KATWE - PG - Drama/Biography Everything changes for a Ugandan girl when she learns how to play chess. 124 min.

MASTERMINDS - PG13 - Action/Comedy - An armored car night guard organizes a massive bank heist. Stars Kate McKinnon, Kristen Wiig and Jason Sudeikis. 94 min.

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by Alex Mitchell & Shannon Kekahuna

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS KIHEI FOURTH FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri. Oct 28. Get to South Maui and enjoy live entertainment, food booths and trucks, restaurants and over 50 arts and crafts vendors. There will also be a fun keiki zone and plenty of great local shopping.

6pm. Kihei Fourth Friday, (Azeka Mauka Marketplace); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com KALI NAVALES - Fri. Oct 28. Hosted by Spencejah, Q103 and Judah Sound System and Entertainment presents, Kali Navales featuring Jah Gumby backed by Super Dub Tribe. $15. 6:30pm.

Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com DARREN LEE AND THE BURNING LOVE BAND - Sat. Oct 29. Enjoy an “UNLEASHED” Dinner show and a rockin’ selection of all-time hits and some Burn’n Love favorites. $35-45. 7pm.

Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

STAGE SHOWS ‘THE HOUSE OF YES’ - Thu. Oct 27 - Sun. Oct 30. Written by Jim Oxborrow, this dark comedy takes place during a hurricane–Thanksgiving 1983.

Marty’s coming home and his family eagerly anticipates his visit. When they discover he’s brought his fiancee, the games begin. Thursday-Saturday shows at 7:30pm and Sunday at 3pm, with special Kama‘aina rate for the Thursday show. $10.

7:30pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Houseofyes.yapsody.com

man show at the Pioneer Inn courtyard. Enjoy preshow dinner and happy hour from 3-6pm. Drinks are available for purchase throughout the show.

Reservations are recommended. $22. 6pm. Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 303-507-0987; Rickscheideman.com COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Oct 29. Join Maui Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com POWER UP COMEDY WITH CHINO LAFORGE - Tue. Nov 1. Stand-up comedy with Chino LaForge live on stage. 5:30pm. Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com NA LIO KEIKI DAY - Wed. Nov 2. Bring your family to a fun evening with N Lio Iki, our miniature horses, Julio and Freedom. This is a theatrical production with horses that tell the story of the Hawaiian Cowboy. Everyone will have an opportunity to take pictures and brush our minis. There will be games, crafting, coloring and refreshments.

We will end the evening with a raffle for the Keiki.

Free. 5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; naliomaui.com BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BAG O’ TRICKS - Wed. Nov 2. High-Energy Comedy and Magic Show! Fun for all ages with Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Trick at Mulligan’s. Free. 6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

‘DISNEY PETER PAN JR.’ - Thu. Oct 27 - Sun. Oct 30. Presented by Maui OnStage Youth Theater, fly away to Neverland with Peter Pan, Tinker Bell, the Lost Boy, Mermaids, Indians and the infamous pirate Captain Hook. There will be four shows Saturday, Oct. 22 and 29 at 11am and Sunday Oct. 23 and 30 at 1pm. Tickets are $10 for adults and $6 for children. 11am. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com

FOUREVER FAB SHOW MAUI, THE BEATLES TRIBUTE - Wed. Nov 2. Fourever Fab and its founding members have been performing the hits of the world’s most-loved lads, The Beatles, for over 20 years. Tickets start at $59.99 for adults and $29.99 for children (age 5 through 11). Ten percent discount for Kama‘aina with Hawaii ID. 6:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-365-7535; Foreverfabshow.com

KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Tue-Sat. Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage. $65-99. 4:30pm. Kupanaha Magic Theatre, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0128; Kupanaha.com

GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Nov 2. Enjoy Hawaii’s ‘Renaissance Man,’ Grammy Award-winner George Kahumoku Jr., performing in concert with Master of Hawaii’s Music at the resorts Aloha Pavilion. It’s hosted by George and his Slack Key Show Ohana: Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. A pre-show dinner package also available for Sea House Restaurant, advance purchase required call or go online. $37.99. 7:30pm. Slack Key Show at Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com

WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, our resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers, and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm.

Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance. Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of island culture and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free.

Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ‘BURN’N LOVE’ - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with the best Elvis impersonator in the world. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ‘AN EVENING WITH ALBERT EINSTEIN’ - Fri. Oct 28. Maui’s well know actor and theater director, Rick Scheideman, will be performing his one-

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MAUI FOODIE MASTER FOOD PRESERVERS - Thu. Oct 20 Thu. Nov 10. Maui Certificate Training Program is a “hands on” program designed to explore valueadded food preservation practices and production to support career success in the food manufacturing industry. Instructed by Hawaii Tropical Fruit Growers Association’s Ken Love, this class is on Thursdays and Fridays. Space is limited.

8am. Maui Food Innovation Center at UHMC, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3690; Maui.hawaii.edu/foodinnovation HALI‘IMAILE KAMA‘AINA SUMMER SPECIAL - Wed. Oct 26 - Thu. Oct 27. MondayFriday Kama‘aina who buy one dessert will get one free with purchase of lunch entree from 11am-2:30pm. Also receive 20 percent off dinner entrees every day from 5:30-9pm with valid Hawaii ID. Not valid with any other discounts or promotions (valid until Nov. 20). 2pm. Hali‘imaile General Store, (900 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-572-2666; HGSMaui.com

BURGER AND BUD NIGHT - Wed. Oct 26 - Thu. Oct 27. Wednesdays from 6:30-8pm, head to the South and enjoy a Burger and Bud Combo at the Little Bar. 2pm. Little Bar at Stewz, (1819 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-0497; Stewzmauiburgers.com KING’S COTTAGE TASTING ROOM - Thu. Oct 27. Built for King Kalakaua in 1856, the King’s Cottage is where you can taste complimentary MauiWines varieties, also offering free historical and cellar tours. 10am. MauiWine at Ulupalakua, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com HALE KU‘AI OPEN MARKET - Thu. Oct 27.

Features fresh assorted fruits and vegetables open to the public. Free. 11am. Hale Ku‘ai, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156.

KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR - Thu. Oct 27. Maui’s only winery is now offering the King’s Visit Wine Tasting and Tour. This is a great opportunity for wine lovers and those who want to learn more about grape production on Maui. This exclusive tour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds and lots of opportunities to talk story about the history of Rose Ranch. $50. 3:30pm. MauiWine at Ulupalakua, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com OCEAN’S PRIME RIB DINNER - Thu. Oct 27.

Feast in this exclusive combo entree of 100 percent Angus Beef masterfully roasted by their chefs. This dish is exquisitely paired with Caesar salad and your choice of two sides followed by their house-made Ali’i Kula Lavender Cheesecake. $39-45. 5:30pm.

Ocean Pool Bar and Grill at Westin Ka‘anapali Resort, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/oceanpool BEATS AND EATS - Fri. Oct 28. DJ Eliza spinning fun and funky tunes and Chef Jojo whipping up creative appetizers and light bites with no cover charge required. 5pm. The Plantation House Restaurant, (2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6299; Theplantationhouse.com ALOHA FRIDAY SUNSET GRILL NIGHT - Fri. Oct 28. Grill Night is a casual and fun way to celebrate Aloha Friday on the scenic point overlooking Kapalua Bay while enjoying the picture-perfect sunsets over Molokai with live entertainment. A variety of BBQ selections will be featured each week with such favorites as Huli Huli Chicken and Kalbi Ribs as well as specialty cocktails and drinks. The regular pool bar menu will also be available. 5pm.

Hana Hou Bar at Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600 CASTAWAY’S SEAFOOD NIGHT - Fri. Oct 28.

Friday. Enjoy a seafood extravaganza with fresh fish, clams, shrimp, crab leg cluster, Portuguese sausage, new potatoes, corn on the cob and garlic bread. $47.95. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com BLACK ROCKTOBERFEST - Fri. Oct 28. Sheraton Maui invites all beer aficionados to celebrate Black Rocktoberfest with a special beer-pairing menu on tap at the resort’s signature restaurant every Friday during October. The three-course menu marries flavors from delicious local ingredients with beer tastings. $55. 5:30pm. Black Rock Kitchen at Sheraton Maui, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-921-4600; BlackRockKitchen.com CANE AND CANOE SUNDAY BRUNCH Sun. Oct 30. Featuring an enhanced a la carte menu created by Executive Chef David Viviano, Sunday Brunch will be a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights. Enjoy a “Buildyour-own Bloody Mary Bar” with an assortment of liquor, mixers and all the trimmings to make a most decadent libation. 7am. Cane and Canoe at Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com

SUNDAY HAWAIIAN MUSIC JAM SESSION - Sun. Oct 30. How do you take Sunday Brunch and make it better? By listening to Hawaii’s most talented musicians, of course. $50/adult $25/children. 10am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com WINE SOCIAL - Sun. Oct 30. Here’s an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections will be paired with light bites for a wonderful predinner experience for wine enthusiasts. 4:30pm.

Pulehu, an Italian Grill at Westin Ka‘anapali Resort, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/pulehu KO’S SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Oct 30.

Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com TAVERNA’S PRIME RIB SUNDAY’S - Sun. Oct 30. Every Sunday enjoy Chef’s house spiced rubbed slow roasted 14-oz prime rib accompanied with whipped potatoes, asparagus and horseradish cream sauce. $25. 5pm. Taverna Kapalua, (2000 Village Rd., Kapalua); 808-667-CIAO; Tavernamaui.com HALI‘IMAILE PRIME RIB SUNDAY - Sun. Oct 30. Sundays enjoy a three-course prix fixe succulent, fresh-roasted prime rib of beef dinner for $38, also available a la carte. Not valid with any other discount or promotion (valid until Dec. 18).

5:30pm. Hali‘imaile General Store, (900 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-572-2666; HGSMaui.com TAVERNA’S LASAGNA DINNER - Tue. Nov 1.

Every Tuesday enjoy a three course lasagna dinner with chef’s salad and tiramisu. $35. 5pm. Taverna Kapalua, (2000 Village Rd., Kapalua); 808-667-CIAO; Tavernamaui.com NATIONAL SUSHI DAY- Tue. Nov 1. Hyatt Regency Maui will host a free sushi making demo of a California Roll in the resort lobby, and offering a Sushi Trio Special created by Chef Jin Hosono.

The trio includes a California Roll, Spicy Tuna Roll and Blackened Ahi Roll. $26.4-5pm. Japengo at Hyatt Regency Maui Resort and Spa (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); Japengomaui.com CASTAWAY’S DATE NIGHT - Wed. Nov 2. A perfect destination to bring your sweetheart with ocean front dining and couple specials. Enjoy entrees, house or Caesar salad and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com OCEAN’S CRAB FEST - Wed. Nov 2. All you can eat buffet includes Seasonal Crab Legs with drawn butter and lemon, Fried Chicken, Maui Corn, Garlic Bread, Caesar Salad and Potato Salad. Top it off with a pineapple cobbler for dessert. $46 per adult, $23 per child, free for children under 3. Reservations are required.

5:30pm. Ocean Pool Bar and Grill at Westin Kaanapali Resort, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/oceanpool LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Nov 2. Ka‘anapali Beach Club is proud to announce their new Luau Dinner show Huaka‘i–Journey through Polynesia. The luau festivities include traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations and buffet. The hula performances are beautiful, and all will enjoy the fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm.

Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com

ART SCENE MALAMA WAO AKUA, A NATIVE SPECIES EXHIBITION - Fri. Sep 9 - Thu. Nov 10. Hui No‘eau

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Eric Gilliom’s Rockin’ Halloween Party, 10pm $20

Portuguese Fado with Ramana Vieria, 3pm $8/$10

MON- Maui Slam 9pm $10, WED- Famous Ladies Night with DJ Kurt, 10pm $10

Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30-8:30pm no cover

Kali Navales w/ Jah Gumby, Super Dub Tribe & Spencejah, 10pm $10/$15

Sinister Circus w/ TRVR, Deviant & Paul Gotel, 9:30pm $10/$15

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MON- Halloween Night w/ Charlie Hunter, Scott Amendola & Boomshot 9pm $25/$30, TUE- Tom Conway 6:30pm, WED-Ryan Robinson, 6:30pm

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MON- Halloween at DTH $15/$30 VIP, Bingo Night 8:30pm, WED- Noa Zeb 11-1pm

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Kaniela Q 2-5pm, Houseshakers 7:30-9pm Late Night Happy Hour w/ DJ Gary, 9pm-12am

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MON-Halloween Party $25 TUE- Kaniela Q 2-5pm, Cole Sulenta 7:30pm WED- Kaniela Q 2-5pm, Cole Sulenta 7:30pm

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Rampage, 9pm

Rick G 4pm, Dat Guyz 9pm

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Service Industry Night w/ DJ Firefly, 10pm

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

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Visual Art Center in collaboration with East Maui Watershed Partnership brings you a juried art exhibition celebrating the native species of Maui Nui. All Maui artist of all ages are invited to explore the watershed and use their creative talents to raise awareness about the value of native species. This exhibition is sure to provide powerful visuals that celebrate conservation of Maui native species. 4pm.

Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com ELLEN LEVINSKY - Mon. Oct 3 - Mon. Oct 31.

Ellen Levinsky’s creations will be featured in the Banyan Tree Gallery through October. Her show will feature decorative feather jewelry and art.

11am. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery and Old Jail Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahaina-arts.org REACHING OUT, OPENING RECEPTION WITH THE ARTISTS - Sat. Oct 15 - Wed. Nov 30. A select group of artists were invited to create and explore the endless possibilities that may arise from a collaboration with someone in the community. Through Nov. 30. 5pm. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Oct 28. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd. invites you to visit their gallery for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase their artist of the week. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com

TICKETS ON SALE ‘UCHINAALOHA’ - Fri. Nov 4 - Sat. Nov 5. Playwright Lee A. Tonouchi brings a warm tale of generations of an Okinawan family in Hawaii. This is a story about the change that any culture experiences when it is relocated. Directed by Reiko Ho. $28.

7:30am. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org CHEF’S TABLE ITALIAN INFLUENCE TASTING MENU EXPERIENCE - Fri. Nov 4. If you’re looking for a class act dining experience, head to UH Maui College’s student-run restaurant. Taste small portions of everything on the menu plus special chef’s surprises. Regular seating is $35-45 and Chef’s

Table is $75, due to a limited availability reservations are required. 11:30am. Leis Family Class Act Restaurant at UHMC, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3280; Facebook.com/leisfamilyclassact ‘SISTER ACT A DIVINE MUSICAL’ - Fri. Nov 4. through Nov 13. Seabury Hall Performing Arts Presents Sister Act A Divine Musical Friday and Saturday at 7pm and Sunday at 3pm. Directed and choreographed by David Ward with music by Alan Menken.

7pm. ‘A‘ali‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center, (Seabury Hall, Makawao); 808-572-7235; Seaburyhall.org MAUI YOGA FESTIVAL - Sat. Nov 5. Here’s the second edition of Maui Yoga Festival, featuring yoga classes for all levels of students as well as Ayurvedic lectures, Tibetan chanting, Hawaiian chanting classes, live music, DJs and dance performances. Shop in the open air market place and satisfy your taste buds in the food court. Tickets: $70, Full Day (9am-7pm) $40 Half Day (Morning 9-2pm or Afternoon 2-7pm) $50 Childcare (9am-4pm). 9am. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org EAST MEETS WEST FESTIVAL - Sat. Nov 5.

Jazz Maui presents the East Meets West Festival to encourage cross-cultural musical collaborations with professionals and aspiring young musicians. The Hawaii Jazz All-Stars, featuring DeShannon Higa, will headline. Maui’s Chop Suey Jazz Orchestra, youth drum ensemble Zenshin Daiko and King Kekaulike High School’s Na Ali‘i Big Band will also perform. Tickets available online. $25. 6:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com RON WHITE - Sat. Nov 5. Comedian Ron “Tater Salad” White first rose to fame as the cigar-smoking, Scotch-drinking funnyman from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. White has always been a classic storyteller, with real-life tales of growing up in a small town in Texas to his daily life now as one of the most successful comedians in America. For mature audiences. $45-65.

8pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org A TRIBUTE TO OUR KUPUNA - Sun. Nov 6.

Na Hoaloha invites you to attend their signature fundraising event aboard the Norwegian Cruise Line’s Pride of America. Na Hoaloha will pro-

vide shuttle service to the pier where you will board the ship for a fabulous luncheon. On board, you’ll enjoy a three-course lunch, champagne and wine, entertainment and a silent auction. Proceeds will help homebound frail elders remain independent in their home. $125.

11:30am. Na Hoaloha, (61 N. Church St., Wailuku); 808-249-2545; Nahoaloha.org HONORING TRADITION - Sun. Nov 6. Kumu Hula Kamaka Kukona and Halau o Ka Hanu Lehua ring in the holiday season with a benefit concert ho‘ike. Proceeds will be used towards the halau’s participation in the 2017 Merrie Monarch Hula Festival and Queen Lili‘uokalani Keiki Hula Festival. Join us for this special celebratory night of beautiful chant, music and hula featuring Hawaii’s trio sensation, Keauhou, and other special guests. $31. 4pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org AN EVENING WITH THE MODERN MAORI QUARTET - Thu. Nov 10. The suave crooners from the award-winning Modern Maori Quartet invite you to enjoy a fresh take on the classic Maori showbands of yesteryear. With sublime harmonies and universal humour, NZ Drama School graduates James Tito, Maaka Pohatu, Matariki Whatarau, and Francis Kora mix old school charm with modern quirk, spiced with Maori culture for an unforgettable evening of waiata (song), stories, and fun. $30. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org HULA O’NA KEIKI HULA COMPETITION Fri. Nov 11 - Sun. Nov 13. Hula O Na Keiki is a solo hula competition for children ages 5-17.

Now in its 26th year, the cultural competition educates participants and attendees alike in Hawaiian traditions. The weekend festivities include arts and crafts from all islands, cultural and hula workshops and Hawaiian entertainment.

On Sunday, the event will close with a special Sunday Champagne Brunch at the Tiki Terrace.

4pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011; Kbhmaui.com STRENGTH IN UNITY GALA - Fri. Nov 11. St. Anthony High School is now accepting reserva-

TUE- Evan Shulman 7-10pm

tions for their annual “Strength in Unity Gala.”

Funds raised will go toward student tuition assistance. During the gala, guests will enjoy silent and live auctions, student artwork, a special performance by the St. Anthony Golden Royals Jazz Orchestra, music by Nevah Too Late and door prizes. 5pm. St. Anthony Gala at Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-244-4190; Sasmaui.org SKYLINE ECO-ADVENTURES ZIP 4 THE TREES 2016 - Sat. Nov 12. Zip 4 The Trees is Skyline’s premier annual event brings the Maui community and visitors together by helping to preserve and protect Maui’s fragile ecosystem through the planting of native trees. Enjoy a day of zip-lining, music by Paula Fuga, food trucks and fun for the keiki with pony rides and face-painting. All proceeds from the event will go to island children’s charities. $50. 8am. Skyline Haleakala Maui Zipline Course, (16727 Haleakala Hwy., Haleakala); 808-518-4002; Zipline.com/haleakala

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, OCTOBER 27 LET’S KOKUA TOGETHER - Thu. Oct 27.

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center invites all nonprofit organizations an opportunity to educate, fundraise and outreach at the Center as part of its new “Let’s Kokua Together” program every Friday. Applications and further information is available at www. queenkaahumanucenter.com. All approved organizations must provide a Certificate of Insurance, have all required permits and adhere to the QKC guidelines. 6pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; QueenKaahumanuCenter.com

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 28 PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Oct 28. Pau Hana celebrates the end of the work week with live musical performances by Maui’s talented up and coming artists as well as Maui’s more well established musicians. Meet-up with friends and co-workers or gather the family together and start your weekend on a beautiful note.

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TONIGHT 7:30 pm Castle Storyteller Lopaka Kapanui

Haunted Hawaiian Nights

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3rd Annual

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KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Rick Glencross, 7-10pm (acoustic guitar)

Mike Madden, 7-10pm (acoustic 70s-90s)

Fulton & Paul, 7-10pm (jazz)

John Bowser, 7-10pm (guitar)

MON- Soundlab (classic rock) 7-10pm, TUE- Nino Tascano (guitar) 7-10pm, WED- Paul & Fulton (jazz) 7-10pm

Natalie Nicole, 8pm

DJ Blast Ladies Night

DJ Orion

Brandt Quick, 8pm

MON-Brandt Quick, TUE- John Grover 8pm, WED-Maui Blues 8pm

Ma’a, 6:30pm

Tori Dixon Band, 8-10pm

Ma’a, 6:30pm

Benny & Rock, 6-8pm

MON-Happy Halloween, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Spell Bound, 9pm

Neto, 5:30pm

Island Soul, 5:30pm

TUE- Tantalizing Tues w/Gina Martinelli & Friends 5-8pm, WED-Jim Spector, 5:30pm

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Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolf / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Pat Simmons Jr., 6:30-8:30pm

Soul Kitchen Big Band, 7-9pm

Darren Lee & Burn’n Love Band, 7-8pm

Murray Thorne, 7-9:30pm

MON-Halloween Bash $5/$10, TUE-Willie K Dinner Show 6:30pm, WED-Brenton Keith Magic Show 6:30pm

Thirsty Thursdays w/ DJ Kai, 10pm (downstairs)

Salsa Night & Hot Fridays w/ DJ Mike

Heaven Hell Party, 10pm $10

Juke Box, 10pm

MON-Open Mic10pm-close, TUE- Mellow Sounds w/DJ Matt Lane 10pm, WED-Reggae w/ DJ Irie Dole, 10pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

PARADISE GRILL

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KEIKI UKULELE CONTEST WINNERS PERFORM LIVE - Fri. Oct 28. Winning ukulele players from Oahu, Maui and Kauai, will come together to showcase their musical talent on stage. Anthony Fluke took home the Division 3 title at Hula Grill's 20th Annual Keiki Ukulele Contest, Mika Kane was the winner of Duke's Waikiki's "Duke's Ukes" and Kaleohano Castaneda took home the win from Keoki's Paradise. Free. 6:00pm. Hula Grill, (2435 Kaanapali Prkwy.); 808-667-6636; HulaGrillKaanapali.com

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 29 SOUND HEALING WORKSHOP - Sat. Oct 29. Learn and experience the science, spirituality, and magic of healing with sound. California based Certified Sound Healer Fawntice Finesse guides your journey of “Unravelling The Mystery” of sound healing with Tibetan singing bowls in a lecture and demonstration workshop. $30.

2pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Oct 29. Here’s an educational tour of permaculture design features. Their goal is to create whole systems which produce healthy food sustainably. Rather than depending on outside inputs which have a carbon footprint and often carry toxic components such as heavy metals and antibiotics, we strive to grow needed amendments right here on our land. $20-25. 4pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com WEST AFRICAN DANCE WITH QUINCEY - Sat. Oct 29. Live drumming! Have fun following the beats of the drums, learn new steps and moves with this great teacher. $10. 11am. Pahu Creations, (870 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-385-2642; Pahumaui.com KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Oct 29. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila. 1pm.

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FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Oct 30. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio. Free.

9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

MONDAY, OCTOBER 31 HISTORICAL BOTANICAL TOUR - Mon and Wed. The historical botanical tour showcases the horticultural artistry of Haiku Mill, for an experience that is educational and unforgettable. The tour take guests around the Haiku Mill property, where they will learn about Hawaii’s prosperous sugar era and its impact on the cultural makeup of the islands, as well as its diverse tropical flora. Guests will also enjoy the spectacularly restored sugar mill ruins. Group and Kama‘aina rates available. $18. 2pm. Haiku Mill, (250 Haiku Rd., Haiku); 808-575-9994; Haikumill.com SALSA DANCE CLASS - Mon. Oct 31. Maui dance enthusiasts and Latin music lovers can take Salsa Dance Classes with Demian and Lasensua. Singles and couples welcome. Beginners class starts at 6pm with Intermediate class to follow at 6:45pm. $10 per class, $15 per couple. 6pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 1 DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SUPPORT GROUPS - Tue. Nov 1. Child and Family Service in Wailuku offers weekly Domestic Violence Support Groups for Survivors, Teens, and Children every Tuesday. Registration required. 5:30pm. Child and Family Service, (392 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-877-6888; Childandfamilyservices.org UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Nov 1. It’s never too late to learn how to play the Hawaiian Guitar. Free. 5:45pm.

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YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Oct 29. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

SING OUT MASTER CLASS WITH LOUISE LAMBERT - Tue. Nov 1. Jazz vocalist Louise Lambert guides you to gain confidence, mic technique, range expansion, flexibility, stage presence and music theory. $15. 6:45pm. Louise Lambert, (Kihei); 808-205-3971; Louiselambert.com

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LAHAINA DITCH SK8 JAM 2016 - Sun. Oct 30. Grab your skateboard and show off your best tricks. Rick Spidey Demontrono and Steve Keenan will be the judges and first, second and third place winners will get cash prizes. Enjoy live music and food, plus lots of skateboard products from local and industry sponsors. 4:30pm. Westside Vibes, (1087 Limahana Pl., Lahaina); 808-667-1900.

OUTLETS OUTDOOR MARKET - Wed. Nov 2. The Market will feature chef demonstrations, live music, hula show and cultural activities. Maui farmers and artisans will feature locally-grown produce, handmade goods, creative crafts, apparel, island artwork and more. The Outlets retailers will also host a sidewalk sale with special sales and promotions. 4pm. Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8277; Outletsofmaui.com

LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI CANE AND CANOE AT MONTAGE KAPALUA - Thu, Piilani Arias 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Kapali Keahi 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Daniel Querubin 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brian Haia 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Tue, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; Wed, Tori Dixon Band 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; CaptainJacksMaui.com CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 4:3010:30pm; Sat, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Sun, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-10:30pm; Tue, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Wed, Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com

HULA GRILL - Thu, Kealii Lum and Friends 2-5pm; Thu, Damon Parillo and Friends 6-9pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11am-1pm; Fri, Ma'a 2-5pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato and Friends 6-9pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Sat, Danyel Alana and Friends 6-9pm; Mon, Josh Lum 2-5pm; Mon, Ua Aloha Maji 2-5pm; Mon, Keali'i Lum and Friends 6-9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6-9pm; (2435 Kaanapali Prkwy.); 808-667-6636; HulaGrillKaanapali.com JAPENGO AT HYATT REGENCY MAUI Thu, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Fri, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Sat, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Sun, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Mon, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Tue, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Wed, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Japengomaui.com JAVA JAZZ - Thu, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Guest Performers 7-10pm; Sat, Fultone Tashombe and Paul Bunuan 7-10pm; Sun, Jon Bowser 7-10pm; Mon, Soundlab 7-10pm; Tue, Nino Toscano 7-10pm; Wed, Fultone Tashombe and Paul Bunuan 7-10pm; (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-667-0787; Javajazzmaui.com

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LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Josh Kahula and Dave of ‘Nuff Sedd’ 3-5pm; Fri, JD and Friends 3-5pm; Sun, ‘Kilohana’ Merv Oana and Duane Feig 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret Roback, Josh Kahula and Roy Kato 3-5pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495; Leilanis.com LONGHI’S - Thu, Wilmont Kahaialii and Shawn McLaughlin 5-7pm; Fri, Brian Massa and Meryl 5-7pm; Sat, Steve Grimes and Gang 5-7pm; Tue, Tori Dixon and Shawn McLaughlin 5-7pm; (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB AND GRILL - Thu, Far West 6-9pm; Fri, Na’o Ah Puck 6pm9pm; Sat, Daesha Dee and Cody 6-9pm; Mon, Nestor and Kale 7-10pm; (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808; Luluslahaina.com MERRIMAN’S - Thu, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808669-6400; Merrimanshawaii.com/kapalua OCEAN POOL BAR AND GRILL AT WESTIN KA‘ANAPALI RESORT - Fri, Live Music 4-7pm; Mon, Live Music 4-7pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/oceanpool PACIFIC’O ON THE BEACH - Fri, The Armadillo 4:30-6:30pm; Sat, David King 4:30-6:30pm; (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-4341; Pacificomaui.com PAILOLO BAR AND GRILL AT WESTIN KA‘ANAPALI RESORT - Thu, Live Music 6-9pm; Tue, Live Music 5-8pm; Wed, Live Music 5-8pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/pailolo PAU HUAKA‘I TIKI BAR - Fri, Josh Sumibcay 5-8pm; Mon, Kawika Ortiz 6-8pm; (180 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-1000; Kaanapalibeach.hyatt.com PINEAPPLE GRILL - Fri, Paul Johnson 3-6pm; (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600; PineappleGrillMaui.com PIONEER INN - Thu, Greg di Piazza 6-9pm; Mon, Kalani 6-9pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Eleniki 6-9pm; (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-3636 / 808-270-4858; Pioneerinnmaui.com RELISH OCEANSIDE BAR AT WESTIN MAUI RESORT - Thu, Braddah Keoki Ruiz 6:30-9pm; Fri, Braddah Keoki Ruiz 6:30-9pm; Sat, Braddah Keoki

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Your life’s a wheel. Some people manage to climb to the top and stay there for ages, while others seem to be continually crushed underfoot. You, however, get the best and worst of both worlds. As you ride the wheel through the ether and the mud, you’re privy to a variety of experience that’s the envy of most.

Remember that this week, when you’re craving the one thing you have trouble achieving: lasting stability.

Some people live boring, safe lives, but, like it or not, that’s not your lot. That might seem unfair now, while you’re under the wheel instead of on top of it, but once you get a chance to think about it, you’ll realize that you really wouldn’t want it any other way.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

It’s not that you Capricorns don’t understand yourselves. It’s that you’re frequently convinced (usually with good reason) that the rest of the world doesn’t understand you at all. Thus you have no idea how to communicate what’s going on inside you–which you actually understand very well–to those it concerns.

You’re so convinced they’ll take it the wrong way that you garble it completely–ironically thereby ensuring that they’ll do exactly that. There are, luckily, at least a couple people ready and capable of really getting you. All you have to do is be clear, patient, and open.

The rest, if you let it, will take care of itself.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Sometimes you wish you shared that talent for invisibility that some people seem to possess. Because although you’re not as attention-grabbing as some signs, it’s almost impossible for you to escape notice, even when you’d really like to, like this week.

Unfortunately, fading into the wallpaper’s simply not an option at the moment, and trying to will just lead to embarrassment and even more attention than if you’d just stepped forward and presented yourself.

I guess this week’s keywords would be: “dignity in less-than dignified circumstances.” Aim for that and you can’t go too far wrong.

life of its own, whether we’re talking about a work of art, a kid, or a relationship. You can no longer truly control it; even attempting to do so could kill it. All you can do is hang on. This is a moment to be cherished and celebrated, however, not dreaded. Despite the inherent frustrations (especially if it’s headed in a direction you’re not fond of), independence and freedom are beautiful things. Keep that in mind this week.

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Beware invisible peer pressure. For some reason, you imagine what people might think of you, and it keeps you from doing something (or not doing something). Your actions aren’t limited by others’ actual opinions, just your best guesses about what they might be. When people actually try to pressure you into something, you’re remarkably resistant.

It’s only your own fears about their judgment that compel you–usually in the wrong direction. Wipe all that speculation from your mind. Doing what you want (or simply what’s right) is what you ought to be doing, regardless of what other people think of it (or what you think they think).

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Thank goodness for that shell of yours. I know at times that emotional wall between you and most of the world (except for the select few you allow inside) is the bane of your existence. But there are other times, like this week, when you’ll be pleased to have it. So what if you lack the thick skin or emotional resilience of a Sagittarian or Gemini? You’ve got a shell. Although in general it’s good practice to keep that thing as wide open as possible, I’d advise against that at the moment.

There’s a storm coming. This is a good week to lock up tight and wait it out.

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Naturally, Leos gravitate more often to less specifically self-destructive extremes than the winning signs (Scorpio and Pisces), but that doesn’t mean your own indulgences are exceptionally healthy. In fact one or two of yours aren’t doing you any good at all–especially because you don’t even particularly enjoy them. Quit smoking, already, or having the kind of relationship which makes you feel bad about yourself. Extremes are fascinating, until they’re not. These are making you a less interesting person than you’d be without them. Ditch them.

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The more Fish I get to know, the more I’m convinced you’re actually all just aliens. How else could your point of view be so fundamentally different than most of the rest of ours (and each others’)? A lot of people don’t know just how weird you are, underneath, but some new ones are about to find out this week.

Luckily, we’re long past the days of witch-hunts.

Most intelligent people are fascinated and respectful of difference. That’s why I urge you this week to flaunt, not attempt to hide (probably in vain) what makes you so weird and unique.

You have good days and bad days. Bu you expect yourself to perform at the top of your game at all times, and you’re unduly harsh when you inevitably fall short once in a while. Cut yourself some slack.

When you’re at your best, you blow most of the rest of us away, at least in the Getting Shit Done department. Even on your worst days you’re still more proficient and efficient than your average Pisces. This week may have more supposedly “bad” days than good ones, but that doesn’t mean they have to suck.

They’re actually quite likely to be lovely and pleasant–as long as you’re not beating yourself up for not beating your own best records.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Can I just tell you, how sexy you are? It’s purely because of who you are. Your confident, playful energy is likely to be greatly appreciated and sought-after this week. May I suggest working it? You’re not likely to have this many opportunities presented to you, just because of your very nature, for a long time to come. The coolest part is that your adventure-seeking is cumulative: the more doors you open, the more will open for you. Don’t take a chance, though, and you’re not likely to get another one anytime soon.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

If you’ve really put all of yourself into it, there’s a point when whatever you’ve created develops a

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

I’ve met Libras whose scales were seriously out of whack. They’d lost their true selves within a warped assortment of temporarily-assumed personae. Every Libra bears the burden of this risk. You, too, may be teetering on the edge of losing your true self. If that’s the case (or if you’ve already fallen), stop trying to fix the world. Now. It may seem selfish to ignore other people in need while you “search for yourself,” but it’s not, exactly.

After all, you can’t lift someone else up unless your own feet are firmly planted on solid ground.

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