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also have meant more war. The Democratic Party must stand for something larger–the elevation of civil rights, human rights. Those are principles are worth fighting for, especially in these very dark times. The civil rights era isn’t over–we’re still in the early years. If you hold these principles dear, then the time to resist, to rebel, starts now. It’s going to get worse before it gets better, but as long as we stand up for what’s right and just, we will win. It may take the rest of our lives, but we’re on the right side of history.
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hough more people ended up voting for Democrat Hillary Clinton, it is Republican Donald Trump who will be the next President of the United States. For those of us who believe in civil rights, the dangers of climate change and simple human decency, the night of Nov. 8 was one of the toughest of our lives. According to numbers compiled by The New York Times, Trump’s victory had little to do with voters’ “economic anxiety.” Clinton won big with voters who earn less than $49,999. Trump did far better with people with higher incomes. As far as race is concerned, Clinton won over all non-whites, while Trump won big with whites. Clinton topped Trump with everyone under the age of 44, while Trump won over big with people 45 and older. I don’t ever want to read another bad thing about Millennials–they are this nation’s, and this planet’s, only hope. Concerning education, Trump did better with those with just high school or some college; Clinton did better with college educated and above. Trump’s biggest voting demographic by far was whites who never got a college degree. Make no mistake: the 2016 election is a triumph for right-wing extremists, here and around the world. During Trump’s victory speech, one of his supporters even yelled “Hang Obama!” No surprise that the election was also marred by civil rights violations. “This is the first presidential election in 50 years without the full protection of the Voting Rights Act,” according to a Nov. 9 statement from the League of Women
Voters. “Thousands of eligible voters were purged from the rolls. Onerous voter ID laws prevented eligible voters from casting their ballots. We saw cases of misinformation and intimidation at the polls.” Forget about Trump being “president for all Americans.” He’s not even president for the Republicans, as they’ll soon find out. We may have been wrong about how the election would turn out, but we weren’t wrong about his character. He’s a former game show host and a habitual liar with delusions of godhood. He hates women, non-whites and everyone who doesn’t lick his boot. He is amazingly anti-intellectual. He thinks the loathsome and unconstitutional “stop and frisk” policies should go national. He never wanted to be president–he wants to be dictator, something Republicans seem perfectly fine with. How he will govern is a giant unknown–even, most likely, to himself. And in three months, Trump takes control over the vast national security surveillance state, our military and our arsenal of nuclear weapons. Oh, but Clinton was a “criminal?” Trump is due in court on Nov. 28 to answer fraud charges connected to that ridiculous joke known as Trump University. “Trump faces a legal ordeal no presidentelect has ever encountered: juggling defending himself before a jury with preparing for the vast challenges a political novice will face in assuming the presidency,” Politico reported on Nov. 9. “And the class-action case set for trial the Monday after Thanksgiving is just one of a plethora of lawsuits and threatened suits Trump was entangled in during the campaign—litigation that doesn’t
seem likely to disappear anytime soon and might even intensify with Trump headed to the White House.” If you think racism, sexism, xenophobia and climate change are bad, then the next four years will be very hard. The Republicans will kill Obamacare and replace it with nothing. Trump demonizes non-whites–American citizens!–because of their race. By his own admission, Trump sexually assaults women at will. The message this sends to the world is catastrophic. The KKK is cheering Trump’s election. I don’t ever want to hear the phrase “never again.” Tuesday night, far too many Americans forgot what fascism looks like, how it rises, and now everyone has to pay the price. “Whatever happens, we have lost,” the comedy writer Baratunde Thurston tweeted when the election began to turn sharply to Trump. “Half this nation voted for white supremacy, sexual assault, and more. The Klan is happy. We should be sad.” That doesn’t mean we go away and sulk. The Democratic Party may look pathetic right now, but Clinton did win the popular vote. Let that sink in: More Americans voted for Clinton than Trump, but he won and she lost because of a 18th century relic in the American election process. That being said, the Democratic Party must change if it hopes to survive (turnout for Clinton was lower than Barack Obama in 2012 everywhere, including here in Hawaii). All this support for Big Business, military intervention, drone strikes, Guantanamo imprisonment, endless wars overseas–it must end. Let’s not kid ourselves: Hillary Clinton was vastly preferable to Donald Trump, but her victory would
The election in Hawaii was a predictable sideshow to the national circus, with a couple significant exceptions. Yes, incumbent U.S. Senator Brian Schatz and incumbent Rep. Tulsi Gabbard won reelection (though in the State Senate, Hawaii’s lone Republican–Sam Slom–is now out of a job, replaced by Democrat Stanley Chang). These races were never in doubt. Ditto all of Maui’s incumbent state legislators on the ballot: Representatives Joe Souki, Angus McKelvey, Kaniela Ing and Lynn DeCoite will all return for new terms. But looks like we have pretty major changes on the Maui County Council. Though incumbents Bob Carroll, Elle Cochran, Don Guzman, Mike White, Riki Hokama and Stacy Helm-Crivello all won reelection, South Maui Councilmember Don Couch did not. Challenger Kelly King, who helped found Pacific BioDiesel, beat him by a little over a thousand votes (23,641 votes to 22,589, to be precise). And in the open Wailuku-WaiheeWaikapu seat to replace termed-out Mike Victorino, SHAKA Movement ally Alika Atay defeated former Councilmember Dain Kane, 23,320 votes to 22,512. Over in the open Upcountry seat replacing Councilmember Gladys Baisa, longtime Democratic Party official and activist Yuki Lei Sugimura defeated Napua GreigNakasone by just over a thousand votes (23,263 to 22,211). This means a solid block of slowgrowth, anti-GMO councilmembers (Cochran, Atay and King) now sit on the County Council. This could have major ramifications in regards to Mayor Alan Arakawa’s stated goal of changing the planning process for community plans–something Councilmember Couch firmly supported. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news
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MAUI COUNTY OFFICIALS WANT TO CHANGE PLANNING CODE LANGUAGE Let’s stay in Pu‘unene, though for vastly different reasons. When Alexander & Baldwin announced back in January that they would close their Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar (HC&S) mill in Pu‘unene–the last operating sugar mill in the state of Hawaii–nervous eyes looked around the island. What would become of the land? they asked. Company officials announced that some manner of “diversified agriculture” would be their prime focus, but given that HC&S holdings amounted to 37,000 acres, most people probably assumed that some sort of commercial and residential development would also account for the land’s future. And it’s a lot of land. Above my office desk is a large Hawaii State Office of Planning GIS map of Maui showing all the island’s large land-holdings. Virtually the entire center portion of the Maui–the island’s narrow neck that runs from Kahului Harbor to Haiku to Ma‘alaea–is colored beige for Alexander & Baldwin. But today, given Maui’s land-use statutes, codes and general plan (which includes the Maui Island Plan and six community plans), A&B simply can’t decree that they’re building estates and condos on all their land. The island’s laws relat-
told the paper “parallels what I was saying.” To be clear (although Spence and McLean are not in their op-ed piece), they’re talking about rewriting County Code Chapter 2.80B–General Plan and Community Plans. That chapter makes clear that Maui’s community plans are solid: “The purpose and intent of this chapter is to establish an improved process to update the general plan and community plans,” states the statue language. “This chapter is designed to provide plans that clearly identify provisions that are meant to be policy guidelines and provisions that are intended to have the force and effect of law [emphasis added]; to implement and enforce plans through prioritization and accountability; to empower advisory committees; to place more emphasis on island-wide and inter-regional issues; to encourage more frequent updates of plans and to establish deadlines for completion; and to increase public and community participation in the planning process.” The op-ed also contains this telling phrase, though it’s given without proper context: “We simply do not have the staff resources to pursue this initiative and continue work on the West
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It may have been dark and rainy outside the glass walls of the Leis Family Class Act Restaurant at UH Maui College on the night of Nov. 7, but inside was full of bright cheer and warm nostalgia.That’s because Julie Checkoway, the author of the eminently interesting and readable 2015 book The Three-Year Swim Club, was on island to talk about how she–a writer from Salt Lake City–came to write about one of Maui’s greatest stories. Though nearly everyone on Maui has heard of Coach Soichi Sakamoto, few know the details of how he took a bunch of Pu‘unene sugar plantation kids in the 1930s, taught them to swim in irrigation ditches and turned them into international swimming legends (I interviewed Checkoway at length in our Nov. 4, 2015 story “Talking story with ‘The Three-Year Swim Club’ author Julie Checkoway about Soichi Sakamoto, Maui’s sugar ditch kids and Olympic glory”). “It was a great book,” Chancellor Lui Hokoana told the 40 or so attendees–including Mayor Alan Arakawa and his wife Ann–during his introduction. “Not what I expected it to be.” Former Maui County Corporation Counsel Paul Mancini expanded on Hokoana’s sentiments. “We all know the story of Coach, but the book is more about the people of Maui,” he said. “Maui is a plantation community– how do we keep the values that we grew up with? That’s what the book was about for me.” But Checkoway herself had the most illuminating comments of the evening. But the point of the evening’s discussion wasn’t so much to applaud her as to hear–in plain terms–what gave her the right to do the book in the first place. Believe me, as someone who moved to Maui a dozen years ago, this is a question I continually ask myself when doing my own writing and reporting. It’s a question everyone should ask about every author they encounter, regardless of place or subject matter. Put another way, “Who owns the past of Maui?” Checkoway asked during her remarks. Her answer summed up my own thoughts perfectly. “It’s always best… to address issues of cultural appropriation when trying to tell the
story,” she said. “But it must be told by someone! And the untold story of the Three-Year Swim Club was also untold here. Sharing the story would enrich others.”
ing to the General Plan (2.80B), which contain growth boundaries that have the force and effect of law, make clear where development can and can’t go. Unless officials change Chapter 2.80B of the County Code, development options of all that land remain managed through the island’s directed growth strategy. Oh, look at this: in the Nov. 6 Maui News, Maui County Planning Director Will Spence and Deputy Director Michele Chouteau McLean signed an op-ed piece that advocates exactly that: “Anyone who followed the recent Lanai and Molokai community plan updates knows that the current process is broken,” they wrote. “At virtually every meeting on the Lanai plan, County Council members and the public told Planning Committee Chair Don Couch that “we need to fix this process!” Instead of continuing or perpetuating everyone’s dissatisfaction through the seven remaining plans, beginning with West Maui, our long-range planning staff has temporarily shifted their energies from preparing a draft West Maui plan to evaluating our governing statutes and researching how planners in other places prepare
Will this fix the county's planning process?
long-range plans for their communities.” “Evaluating our governing statutes.” Language like this should chill every Maui County resident. Consider this Arakawa Administration’s official response to The Maui News’ Oct. 16 revelation that Mayor Alan Arakawa told the Planning Department to stop working on community plans–a decision Maui County Council Planning Committee chairperson Don Couch
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Maui plan simultaneously.” That’s certainly true. The Maui Planning Department does not have the staff to do all this, because the Long Range Division has shrunk in recent years. The Feb. 26, 2014 Lanai plane crash that killed Planning Department personnel Kathleen Kern and Tremaine Balberdi (as well as pilot Richard Rooney) made things even worse for the department. Kern was a planner and Balberdi was a secretary. The crash also seriously injured planner Doug Miller and GIS analyst Mark King. That crash–which clearly played a role in the reason as to why the Lanai Community Plan took so long to get done–never seems to factor into the Arakawa Administration’s talk (or even the op-ed by Spence and McLean) about how the planning process “is broken.” Repeat after me: The. Process. Isn’t. Broken. The department that is tasked with carrying out the process has been hobbled, but that’s an administration problem.You don’t need to change the County Code to fix that.■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news
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FINE POINTS OF THE LAW The Arizona legislature passed a childmolestation law recently that made any adult contact with children’s genitals a criminal act, but unlike in other states’ similar laws, neglected to include a requirement that the outlawed contact be for “sexual” purposes. Consequently, in principle, parents may be criminally liable, for example, for bathing a baby or changing its diaper. The Arizona Supreme Court ruled in September that it is up to the legislature to change the law, but some lawmakers professed indifference, confident that district attorneys will use good judgment about whom to prosecute.
FUN WITH PENNIES Robert Napolitan, 34, was arrested in Taylor, Pennsylvania, in September and charged with theft of a drum containing 300,000 pennies from his employer, Pyne Freight Lines. That steel drum weighs several tons and, of course, netted Napolitan only $3,000. (By contrast, in New York City’s Diamond District in September, a brazen thief made off with a 5-gallon drum containing 86 pounds of something else–gold flakes, valued at more than $1 million–and is still at large.) And for some reason, according to a High Point, North Carolina, TV report, Larry Hall of Randolph County took seven-plus weeks out of his life recently and glued pennies to cover (except for windows and chrome) his 2000 Chevrolet Blazer (a total of 51,300 coins).
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BRIGHT IDEAS While other vehicle safety-control engineers work on actually slowing down cars and buses when a risk is detected on the road ahead, one of Volvo’s recent innovations appears aimed merely at bullying pedestrians to get out of the way. According to a September report on Treehugger.com, the safety “control” for a Volvo bus consists of progressively louder horn-honking to scare off the pedestrian.
SIMPLE AS THAT British farmer Pip Simpson, who lost nearly 300 sheep to rustlers in recent years, recently sprayed his remaining herd of almost 800 sheep a bright luminous orange (harmless, he said, though the sheep’s opinions are unknown) to make them less attractive to thieves. (2) Saudi Arabia switched to the 365-day Gregorian calendar on Oct. 2, in part to reduce government expenses. Bureaucrats had been using the Islamic lunar Hijri (354- day) calendar, but now must work a 3 percent longer year for the same salaries.
LATEST RELIGIOUS MESSAGES In 2014, British entrepreneur Azad Chaiwala, 33, created the matchmaking service Second Wife–because, just as men have trouble finding that special person, some Mormons, Muslims and others have at least as much trouble finding that special additional person. (Most clients, he said, are in the United States and the United Kingdom, though bigamy is illegal in both places.) The service was so successful that Chaiwala this year inaugurated Polygamy.com, which he adamantly defended as a moral alternative to adultery and onenight-stand services such as Tinder.
PEOPLE WITH ISSUES Based on recent convictions for indecent exposure, Anthony Hardison, 50, has a public masturbation habit, and it is apparently so bad that he engaged once again in August–while he was in the lobby of the sheriff’s office in Seattle, where he had reported to register as a sex offender. He was arrested. ■
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y first dog was named Bandito. I adopted him when I was 16. Okay, I didn’t officially adopt him–I stole him from a drug-dealer who’d left him in a truck with the windows rolled down for two days. Bandito was a four-month old brindle American Staffordshire Terrier with a broken hip when I found him. He’d been living with a broken hip for two months; his back left leg growth was stunted and he could barely walk. My mom didn’t want dogs at our house at all, so I snuck him in and out in a backpack for two months. I paid my 10-year-old sister $5 a day to watch him when I was working part-time in a cafe. I was working extra so I could pay for his $1,400 leg surgery that I had gotten on honor from the local vet. He lived a good life, but I wasn’t the best dog owner. I never abused him or neglected him, but I didn’t know how to be a great dog owner–especially for a large breed dog that needed lots of exercise and humble discipline living in a city. We never had dogs when I was growing up, we had goldfish. It was all new to me, and so I made many mistakes when I attempted to train him: I’d pull back on his leash so he wouldn’t pull (counteractive), I let him eat people food (probably why he had kidney failure) and I didn’t socialize him correctly with dogs or people (why he had aggressive tendencies). Bandito was about seven when we moved to Maui, and the island was Shangri-la for him. For the first time in his life, he started to swim in the ocean and play cordially with dogs. People say that dogs chill out and “age like fine wine” at seven, and Bandito had Huelo and Ho`okipa Beach Park as his retirement center. He lived another six years, which was really good for his breed. The vets suggested doggie
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dialysis for him, but his kidney failure was too progressed for any real help. It was hard, and he eventually withered and passed away at 12. It was very sad. I still wish I had been a better dog owner for him (even though I did the best I knew), but I just didn’t know better at that time. I still feel guilty about this. About four years after Bandito died, I adopted an American Staffordshire Terrier named Miss Luna from a sweet family in Lahaina. Actually, her name is Tia Luna Mia Corazon (Auntie Luna My Heart). My thought was that I could call her Auntie as she starts getting older and still be in line with my Latino-Italian roots while respecting local culture. Anyway, I was ready for a new dog, and I knew that I wanted to be a more conscious and responsible dog owner for her than I was for Bandito. Today, Miss Luna is three and a half, weighs 70 pounds and is healthy, behaved, aware and socialized. None of that happened overnight. And, her training is ongoing. Training a dog is actually kind of a funny thing when you think about it, because it’s actually a little bit more about training the owner. It’s not all about your heart and intuition–sometimes, it has more to do with experience, education and insight. It takes work and humane dedication, so to help you out, we’ve prepared this handy guide. 1. Get a leash “Maui County Code 6.04.040 requires that your dog be under restraint at all times one the owner’s property, or on property other than the owner’s, a dog must be secured on a leash of not more than 10 feet in length and a responsible person must hold the leash,” states the Maui Humane Society website. “This includes all beaches and parks in Maui County except leash-free dog parks.”
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If you own a dog on Maui, it’s your responsibility to have your dog leashed at all times. This includes when you’re playing your bongo drums at Baldwin Beach on a Saturday, and this also includes hiking in state parks on Maui. Throughout Maui County, the leash law applies. Everyone and their mother has a story about a dog bite on Maui, and nobody feels good seeing a dog dead on the side of the road. Even if your dog is the best dog in the world, it’s irresponsible to not leash your dog. “The most important things that dog owners can do to be more responsible would be to obey the leash law, and get their dogs licensed and microchipped,” said Mark Wilson, Director of Humane Enforcement, Maui Humane Society. If your dog is off leash, you can be fined up to $500 per dog, and are required to go to court. The Maui County Court has indicated that they will be increasing the fine for violating the leash law and it will soon be considered a criminal offense. 2. Get serious about dog bites and attacks In 2013-2014, there were 183 reported dog bites in Maui County. In 2014-2015, there were 175. In 2015-2016, there were 142. Even though the numbers are decreasing, every single one of those bites could have been avoided if the dogs were properly controlled by their owners. If your dog bites a person, you will get a citation for violating the leash law and a dog attack citation.Your dog could be deemed dangerous, which will put movement restrictions on your dog (meaning that you will have to keep them caged for the rest of their lives). As the owner, you’ll have to follow strict rules to maintain the ownership of your dog. If your dog bites again, your dog could be removed from your possession and euthanized.
If your dog bites another dog, you’ll receive a citation for violating the leash law. If your dog inflicted serious injury or death to the other dog, you can look forward to receiving a dog attack violation in addition to a leash law violation. If your dog is a repeat offender, you’re dog will be deemed dangerous, and most likely be euthanized. If you, your child or your dog gets bitten by a dog, the first thing you should do is seek medical treatment immediately. Report the incident right away to the Maui Humane Society. Try to get the
Dog Parks on Maui Upcountry Off-Leash Dog Park: Located in Makawao, Maui’s largest off-leash dog park is found on two acres of the Eddie Tam Memorial Center. You can access it off of Hale Kipa Road behind Makawao’s Maui County Recycling Center. Keopuolani Regional Park: Located in Wailuku, there’s a small and well-maintained off-leash dog park within this 100-acre public park. 700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku Kilohana Park Field: Located in Kihei, this is a 1.5-acre dog park. Kilohana Drive, Kihei. Honoapiilani Park: Located on Lower Honoapiilani Road in West Maui, you can access the dog park by veering to the right after park entry.
3. Get your dog registered, licensed and microchipped Registering and licensing your dog is the easiest thing you could ever do.You can even do it at the DMV. If your dog is not licensed or registered, do it as soon as possible. In this way, if your dog is lost and found, proper authorities can quickly return your dog back to you. Microchips are another effective way to secure the safety of your dogs. People seem to think that they’re like some kind of dog GPS, but they are not. The microchip has to be scanned when the dog is found. If your dog is found by Maui Police, they have scanners in their vehicles. But the most likely case is when a stranger finds your dog and turns them into the Humane Society. With registration, licensing and micro-chips, a found dog has a better chance of being returned to its rightful owner. For more information about how to register, license or microchip your dog, you can apply for a dog license online at Co.maui.hi.us, or call the Maui Humane Society at 808-877-3680. 4. Never neglect your dog The Maui Humane Society reported 493 dog neglect cases in 2013-2014. In 2014-2015, there were 869! (wtf) In 2015-2016, there were 581; that means that on average, Maui Humane Society’s enforcement officers deal with about 50 dog neglect calls per month. “Calls of Neglect are most common,” said Jerleen Bryant, CEO of the Maui Humane Society. “No food, water, shelter, living in too small of a kennel and living in filth.” Why would you own a dog if you’re not going to give it a good life? “Dogs live to please their owners, the one and only thing that they desire is to be WITH that person,” Bryant told me. “To keep a dog tethered up and not allow them to be with their family is torture and condemns them to a life of misery and frustration. Please stop and think about the life you are giving your dog, is it a good one? Are you doing right by your dog?” 5. Get your dog spayed or neutered There are so many reasons why it’s important to spay and neuter dogs. There are the obvious population control and neglect issues, and there are many health and behavior issues that can be eliminated by spay/neuter. But many people on Maui still do not spay or neuter their dogs. This is totally by part from past conditioning, incorrect facts and a lack of household funds. It used to cost about $400 to spay or neuter a dog on Maui. Not anymore! The Maui Humane Society has a Spay Neuter Assistance Program (SNARP) that offers low-cost spay and neuter services for dogs. The fees range between $65-70 per dog pending age and weight. Through a grant funded by Pet Smart Charities, the Maui Humane Society also offers free spay and neuter clinics throughout the year. And if you adopt a dog from the Humane Society, the dog will be spay/neutered at no cost to you before you take your new dog home. 6. Don’t give in to myths It’s a myth that you need to wait for your female dog to have her first litter before
getting spayed. It’s absolutely not true, and although puppies are super cute, it’s a huge responsibility to try to find good homes for a litter of unwanted puppies. It’s also a myth that neutering your male dog will make him “less of a man.” But neutering a male dog will decrease testosteronerelated behaviors like aggression, mounting tendencies, roaming and urine-marking. And it’s a myth that spaying or neutering your dog will make them fat and lazy. Overfeeding and not exercising your dog is what will make them fat and lazy. 7. Get educated about housing BEFORE you adopt If you’re thinking about getting a dog, and you’re a renter, double- and triple-check with your landlord that it’s okay for you to get a dog. When it’s approved, get it in writing to protect you and your pet. Add it to your lease agreement, and make sure that landlord-tenant communication is always open regarding your dog. In 2015, 30 percent of the dogs surrendered to the Maui Humane Society were there because of a serious lack of rental housing that
idea to vaccinate for lepto before infection. Signs of leptospirosis can go unseen for a while and include fever, vomiting, abdominal pain, diarrhea, loss of appetite, weakness and lethargy and muscle pain. If your dog becomes infected, treatment is generally through antibiotics. 9. Watch out for external parasites Maui dogs need to have a scheduled maintenance for fleas, ticks and heartworms. Typically, you give your dog a monthly dose for each, but there are new dog prescriptions that combine two or all three. Speak to your vet about what choice is best for your dog. 10. Monitor your dog’s diet What you feed your dog is just a important as what you feed yourself. Many grocery store bought dog food and dog treats are full of wheat fillers, chicken meal and chemicals. It may be less expensive than varieties you can find at pet stores, but it’s also less nutritional. It’s best to invest in healthy food and treats for your dogs. Allergies in dogs can come from a million things including the food that you feed them. Every breed and every dog is suspect to specific
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dog’s name, owner’s name and the license plate number for the vehicle that they’re driving. To report a dog bite or a leash law violation, call the Maui Humane Society at 808-8773680, ext. 29.You can also document the violation by taking a picture of the dog and the injury with your cell phone.
The author and her dog Miss Luna
will accept a dog. This is sad and unfortunate, but it’s the current state of affairs on Maui. Do not put yourself and your dog into a situation that risks the security of your pet’s life. Also considering fostering a dog, to test the waters before committing to adoption. There are many opportunities to volunteer with the Maui Humane Society or other dog rescues on Maui. 8. Get your dog vaccinated As a puppy, your dog will most likely need to be de-wormed and get a consistent administer of vaccinations. Most veterinarians offer a low cost “puppy pack.” The vaccinations include DHPP (canine distemper, adenovirus/ hepatitis), bordatella/parainfluenza and parvovirus. Additional vaccinations may be administered for corona virus and kennel cough. If you’ve adopted an adult dog and are unaware of their vaccination history, you will most likely have to re-administer all vaccinations. The health of your pet is a commitment that needs to be made on behalf of the dog owner. In the recent months, there has become a new viral threat to dogs on Maui: leptospirosis. Lepto is commonly seen in dogs that spend time around livestock or near brackish water. If your dog drinks water off the ground while hiking, your dog could get infected. It’s a good
administered and environmental allergens: chicken meal, wheat, pea protein, grass, insect bites, seasonal changes, etc. Common allergy symptoms in dogs include: itchy and runny eyes, itchy back and base of tail, itchy ears, dry skin, pustules and scabbing resulting in a loss of hair, sneezing, vomiting, diarrhea and flea allergies. “Never ignore a problem,” said Dr. Curtis Wilhour of Central Maui Animal Clinic. “If the same issue was affecting you, and you would seek medical attention; do the same for your dog.” 11. Get basic puppy training Many pet owners assume that basic puppy training is just housebreaking. While that’s certainly necessary, crate-training is also a very effective puppy training concept. The crate should never be used for punishment, but more as a safe haven for the puppy to have for chill time and sleep. If you correctly crate-train your puppy, you will see that he or she will enjoy spending time in the crate. “One of the motivating factors of beginning dog training at a young age is that skills become hard-wired,” said Scott Sanchez, owner of Sit Means Sit Hawaii Dog Training. “Boundaries can be put into place, and you can begin to have age appropriate expectations in regards to training your dog into adulthood. Concepts that are taught at a young
age are based on communication and a value (skills learned) and reward based system (attention, food or toy).” 12. Communicate properly! Incorrect dog discipline techniques that will put your communication to a halt with your dog includes confusing them with inconsistent requests, yelling at them, slapping them, etc. If you’re expecting that your dog understands or hears you while you haven’t put the effort into teaching them, you’re just creating problems. 13. Have realistic training expectations Expecting a puppy to be able to do things they’ve never been taught is a ridiculous mistake that many dog owners make. If you’ve never effectively house-trained your dog, how can you expect them to not pee in the house? On the other hand, if you’ve never created boundaries with your dog and it’s now an adult, you can’t expect them to know things that you never introduced to them. Dog training is a step-by-step system that allows skills to build upon each other. Sanchez says that having reasonable and age-appropriate expectations for your dog are key for successfully training your dog. He says that training a dog in a sense is not unlike training a child. By creating a consistent structure, introducing a value and reward based system and holding them accountable for their actions, you can introduce good behavior skills into your dog’s life. 14. Watch out for bad behaviors and aggression Professional dog training does as much for your dog as it does for the lives of you, your family and friends. Bad behaviors and dog aggression can be eliminated by being a responsible dog owner and taking the necessary steps to train your dog. Training your dog can literally be the life-saving force for your dog, other dogs and the public. The Sit Means Sit training system is heralded for dogs with aggressive and reactive tendencies. In fact, they are the only training program that’s been able to make appeals for dogs that have been previously deemed as dangerous. The system can introduce positive changes in your dog’s life as well as your family life. It’s about taking the time to teach them new skills and combat the bad behaviors. “It’s a huge responsibility to maintain the health and the welfare of the dog and the general public,” says Sanchez. “With that in mind, it’s really important to be a good steward of the history of the dog. If you already know that your dog doesn’t like little dogs, and it’s on a flimsy leash and snap collar while you’re at the beach and looking at your cellphone instead of paying attention to the environment, then that would be setting things up for disaster.” 15. Enrich your family life We’re all so fortunate to live on such a beautiful island, and Maui is probably one of the best places in the world for a dog to live a healthy and happy life. We have gorgeous beaches, fantastic hiking trails and an outdoor lifestyle that’s so cohesive to enriching your family life with a canine addition. Owning a dog is a commitment. Let’s all be better dog owners and help to educate those that are around us so they can better care for their dogs. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news
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operation. That is why I wanted to open the cafe, to share what I love to do.” Her love for food spills into the menu of crepes. She has a list of savory and sweet crepes for every palate. The Scandinavian is a scrumptious blend of smoked salmon, spinach, mozzarella, sour cream and lime zest. The Kauai has chicken and mozzarella with tomato and avo. On the sweet versions there are strawberries, bananas, honey, caramel, Nutella, sugar and lime in all kinds of combinations, named for places like Paia, Kula and Haleakala. You can also do a make-your-own custom filling. “Crepes are very common in France,” says Girardin. “I think they are best from the west coast of France. I got inspired by them, and my grandmother’s style, too. I got inspired with my crepe batter to try different things. I am working on a gluten-free style but I have not perfected it yet. The Califor-
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t’s easy for me to say that the California Crepe at Belle Surf Cafe is scrumptious. In fact, I’m eating one as I write these sentences. This is European-American-Maui fusion at its best: local avocado, tomato, egg and cheese inside a very French crepe, embellished with edible flowers and Kula field greens. Paired with a big cup of cappuccino, it completes my mood. The cafe at Belle Surf is really chic. It’s the perfect co-mingling of tropical and French esthetic. Little wood tables and chairs in the open air cafe spill out into the courtyard, with potted trees and plants here and there. The cafe has little
gifts you can buy like Haleakala Creamery caramel, bags of coffee, tote bags and tees. There’s some art on the walls and a couch in the corner. They offer free wifi and occasionally there’s a laptop open. I notice a lot of the customers are visitors checking their phones. The owner, Marion Girardin, is from Paris. But her mom’s family is from Marseille, while her father is from Normandy, so she says she gets to combine the food cultures from most of France. This is her first venture into food and beverage. “I always cook,” says Girardin. “I was raised in France and mealtime is always a family affair. You share your meal as quality family time. I was raised in the kitchen, watching my grandma cook. Now I have three kids, and I like to cook and try new recipes. I like to meet new people. I love everything about this
taste and order the one we like. It is a good reason to get to taste lots of different kinds of coffee. It is really about quality for me. We work with Haleakala Creamery for our caramel coffee called Cafe de Flore. It is a pricey coffee but the caramel is made here and organic, and it really makes for an incredible drink. We support these local purveyors.” Coffee nerds will love their selection from the pourover v60, Chemex, cold drip, espresso, cappuccino, flat white and macchiato. The also have specialty coffees you don’t see anywhere else–the Cafe de Flore, made with a double shot of espresso; local sea salt caramel by Haleakala Creamery and blended with coconut milk; Matcha Coconut Frappe made with matcha green tea powder, coconut milk, vanilla and Big Island honey. They also have bulletproof blended mix of single bean coffee selection, organic
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nian is the most popular in the savory crepes. The Paia crepe is the most popular on the sweet side.” Belle Surf Cafe also has a selection of salads of Kula greens and different toppings, a Greek yogurt and granola and fruit option, bagels and toasted french baguettes called tartines. She also has a short list of crostini that I am dying to try, and smoothies. Check the specials board for other seasonal flavors of crepe and coffees that they make as well. Belle surf is always hooking up with farms and made on Maui products to keep their menu interesting and locally based. “We order small quantities of coffee to keep it super fresh,” says Girardin. “The mood and the creativity here is endless, so we change it up a lot. We
unsalted grass fed butter, organic coconut oil and a cafe con panna made with housemade whipped cream. “No, never had a cafe before,” she tells me. Then she puts her hands in the air, as though she’s catching something. “It is like I am catching my dream. It is pretty cool.”
For more info on Belle Surf Cafe go to Bellesurfcafe.com and find them on Instagram @bellesurfcafe. They have happy hour from 12-2pm daily, check the specials on their board. You can also catch Girardin serving crepes at the upcoming Billy Currington show at the MACC on Nov. 19. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink
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he first Maui Chefs Invitational kicks off this weekend, bringing a new kind of foodie event to Central Maui. It’s not a coincidence that it’s hosted by Maui Chef du jour Jeff Scheer and the Mill House. His name has become synonymous with expanding our food vernacular, and his Chef’s Tables are already legendary multi-course affairs. Scheer doesn’t seem to get complacent, and this is another step in his journey to elevate our palates and share his culinary gifts. What’s not new is the idea of chefs coming from abroad to collaborate with Maui’s best. How Scheer makes it fresh is by putting them in an intimate situation, where they explore the verdant landscape for a few days, secretly developing the menus for the three days of events.
Ultimately, this is a step up from Scheer’s usual Chef’s Table–now you have a handpicked elite crew of eight master chefs from the US–three from Hawaii, including himself–putting together elaborate dinners. Patrons will be treated to something extraordinary and unseen as each of the chefs riff off each other, digging into Hawaii ingredients while adding their own taste of home. Since the menu is secret, let me tell you what we know. The chefs are all incredible, starting with our locals, Sheldon Simeon from Tin Roof will be participating, as well as Lee Ann Wong from Koko Head Cafe in Oahu. Both were contestants on Top Chef, and both are major players in the culinary scene. Then from New York, we’ll get Francis Derby, Chef of the Cannibal and butchery
master. Then there’s pastry chef Maya Ericsson, one of the youngest in the team, who hails from San Francisco’s Lazy Bear. Bradley Kilgore of Alter will bring the Miami heat. Gregory Gourdet from Departure, Portland is known for his dynamic wellness minded cuisine. Lee Wolen, the accomplished master chef from Boka Chicago, rounds out the crew. The weekend affair starts Friday at 5pm and goes through 9pm with the first multicourse dinner. Tickets are $200 to reserve your exclusive space. The ticket price includes admission, food and gratuity but not beverages, so plan accordingly. Cocktail hour starts at 5pm. The event will be held in the outdoor kitchen, where you’re encouraged to watch the chefs and ask questions. The seating is communal so the opportunity to meet like-
minded culinary explorers is great. Saturday’s event is similar to Friday’s. It starts at 5pm with the same ticket price and inclusions (NOTE: for both of these events, no special dietary restrictions can be accommodated). On Sunday, there will be an open air barbecue celebration that starts at 1pm and goes until 6pm. Tickets will be $65, which again does not include your beverages. Since a stunning selection of Mill House beverages will be available at all of these events, there will be no BYOB.
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MODERN MAORI QUARTET – The Modern Maori Quartet will perform at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). You can look forward to seeing a fresh rendition of a classic Maori group performance with drama, waiata (song), harmonies and humor. It’ll be an evening of Maori fun with NZ Drama School graduates James Tito, Maaka Pohatu, Matariki Whatarau and Francis Kora. $30. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo: Gareth Moon
HULA O NA KEIKI HULA COMPETITION – The 26th annual Hula O Na Keiki arts this Friday, Hula Competition will take place at the Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel. It starts Nov. 11 and goes through Sunday, Nov. 13. It’s a solo hula competition forr keiki aged 5-17 years old and one of the most profound Hawaiian culture activities on Maui. ds, hula There will be Hawaiian education, arts and craft vendors from all islands, workshops, cultural studies and live entertainment. The closing event on Sunm. day also includes a special champagne brunch at the Tiki Terrace. 4pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011;; Kbhmaui.com. Photo courtesy of Hula O Na Keiki Hula Competition
FRIDAY, NOV. 11 MORGAN HERITAGE – The iconic Reggae band Morgan Heritage will performing at the MACC. They’ve won the Reggae Album of the Year Grammy award and also referred to as the “royal family of reggae.” They’ll perform songs from their album Strictly Roots as well as chart-topping Reggae hits like “She’s Still Loving Me” and “Down By the River.” Don’t miss out on an opportunity to see Morgan Heritage live on Maui. $35-40. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy of MACC
STRENGTH IN UNITY GALA – The Strength in Unity Gala will happen at the King Kamehameha Golf Club. Proceeds will help fund the student tuition assistance program at St. Anthony High School. There will be a welcome ceremony, silent and live auctions, student artwork displays, music by Nevah Too Late and a performance by St. Anthony’s Golden Royals Jazz Orchestra. 5pm. St. Anthony Gala at Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808244-4190; Sasmaui.org. Photo of King Kamehameha Golf Club: Viriditas/Wikimedia Commons
FRIDAY, NOV. 11 MAUI CHEFS INVITATIONAL – The first Maui Chef’s Invitational will take place at the Mill House Friday, Nov. 11 through Sunday, Nov. 13. It’s a threeday culinary event focusing on Maui’s best chefs. There will be eight chefs on the roster including Sheldon Simeon, Lee Wolen, Bradley Kilgore, Francis Derby, Maya Erickson, Lee Anne Wong, Gregory Gourdet and Jeff Scheer. 5pm. Mill House Maui at Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-270-0303; Millhousemaui.com. Photo of Sheldon Simeon courtesy of Mill House
SUN YAT SEN FESTIVAL – The Sun Yat-Sen Festival is taking place at the Wo Hing g Museum in Lahaina from Friday, Nov. 11 through Saturday, Nov. 12. The annual event honors the life and achievements of Dr. Sun Yat-Sen. This year’s festival will celebrate the 150th anniversary of Sun Ya-Sen’s birth with a new exhibit, film tributes and festivities that commemorate his journey from China to Maui. There will also be Chinese music and dance performances, Cantonese food and Chinese teas available for purchase. Free. 10am. Wo Hing Museum, (858 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-5553; Lahainarestoration.org/wo-hing-museum. Photo courtesy of Karee Carlucci
SATURDAY, NOV. 12 ZIP FOR THE TREES – Zip For the Trees is Skyline Eco Adventure’s annual preservation event for Maui’s fragile ecosystem. The 2016 event will take place at their Upcountry zipline course. Show your support by planting native Hawaiian flora and fauna, ziplining and enjoying live music by Paula Fuga. There will also be food trucks on location for meals and refreshments, a keiki play zone with face-painting and pony rides. $50. 8am. Skyline Haleakala Maui Zipline Course, (16727 Haleakala Hwy.); 808-518-4002; Zipline.com/haleakala. Photo courtesy Skyline Eco Adventures Facebook page
MYSSFITS DRAG SHOW & DANCE PARTY – The Myssfits Drag Show and Dance Party is going down at Kono’s on the Green. Guests can expect a fabulous Myssfits drag show, dancing and fantastic opportunities to socialize with Maui’s LGBTQ community. The evening will feature music by DJ’s PoundTown, Kurt, Playwfire Ono and more. VIP tickets are available with reserved seating and lots of perks that you want to know about. 21+. $15. 10:30pm. Kono’s on the Green, (470 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-633-4220; Konosonmaui.com. Photo courtesy of Flickr/David Shankbone
SATURDAY, SA AT TU U RDAY, NOV. 12 DAN DANCE MAUI FESTIVAL – The annual Dance Maui Festival will take place at the Keopuolani Regional Park Amphitheater in Wailuku luku. It will be a family-friendly outdoor festival featuring some of the islan island’s culturally diverse dance organizations. In fact, 15 professional group groups will showcase back-to-back performances in classical Indian Od Odissi, hula, hip hop, ballet and Egyptian folkloric dance. $12. 2pm. K Keopuolani Regional Park Amphitheater, (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku); Adaptationsdancetheater.com/dance-maui. Photo courtesy of Adaptations Dance Theater
AN EVENING IN RIO – An Evening In Rio is a musical tribute to rhythm and romance. The concert will take place at the Wailuku Union Church. The theme of the show is “Fantastic Journey in the Piano World” and will feature internationally acclaimed pianist Damira Feldman. The evening will pay homage to the romantic melodies of Tangos and Valsas Brasileiras by Brazilian composers. Light refreshments will be provided. Suggested donation is $15. 6pm. Wailuku Union Church, (327 S. High St., Wailuku). Photo courtesy of Flickr/ Geraint Rowland
SATURDAY, NOV. 12 ANCIENT LOMI LOMI TRAINING – Lineage of Light is having an Ancient Lomi Lomi Nui Training from Saturday, Nov. 12 to Friday, Nov. 18. The course will offer information on how to utilize Hawaiian lomi lomi bodywork. Lomi Lomi is a form of pre-Polynesian bodywork that surely offers a paradigm of healing in our modern world. The retreat also offers a local organic menu throughout the course provided by chef and farmer Sarabeth Rings. Price TBD. 8am. Lineage of Light, (16 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-575-2294; Lineageoflight.com. Photo courtesy of Jody Mountain
H HENDRIX ON HENDRIX – There’s a pretty cool author book signing at Barnes and Noble in Lahaina this Saturday, Nov. 12. The event will feature musical historian Steven Roby, who will discuss his new book Hendrix on Hendrix: Interviews and Encounters with Jimi Hendrix. The book highlights important interviews with Hendrix, focusing on his career between 1966-1970. All music lovers and past counterculture revolution “Summer of Love” attendees should c check this out. Free. 1pm. Barnes and Noble, (325 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-662-1300; Barnesandnoble.com. Photo courtesy of Steven Roby
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DINE-OUT FOR HOSPICE MAUI – Hospice Maui is celebrating their 35th anniversary with their seventh annual Dine-Out events, which will take place at 33 island restaurants. Dining-Out proceeds will benefit Hospice Maui programs. Participating restaurants are all over Maui (including Monkeypod Kitchen, pictured here), and this is a fantastic night to treat your family and friends to dinner. Go online for a list of participating restaurants. 8am. Dine out for Hospice, (Various Maui Restaurants); 808-244-5555; Hospicemaui.org. Photo of Monkeypod Kitchen courtesy Armstrong Builders
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Head Trip Marvel’s ‘Doctor Strange’ is new and familiar at the same time ★★★★★ Rated PG-13/ 115 Min.
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enedict Cumberbatch stars as Dr. Stephen Strange, an arrogant surgeon who suffers a horrible car accident. During a lengthy and mostly unsuccessful rehabilitation, Strange becomes increasingly bitter and haunted by the realization that his hands will never heal. After alienating everyone in his life, including his colleague and sometime lover (played by Rachel McAdams), Strange travels across the globe to find an alternate cure. What he discovers not only heals his body but alters the course of space and time. Easily the first movie to boast having a song by Pink Floyd and Beyonce Knowles on the same soundtrack, Doctor Strange ultimately succeeds in being a different kind of origin comic book story for Marvel Studios. But it’s nonetheless overly familiar and makes some questionable choices. The first act is unsteady, as the jokes are initially limp and the familiar qualities of the material are in plain view. Although based on a comic book first published in 1963, the
influence of The Matrix and Inception are all over this movie. There’s a chaotic action scene that opens the film, but the introductory hospital scenes and segments of Strange’s gruesome recovery draw us in even more. Once we get to the fantastic reveals, the film entices us with robust CGI and droll humor. Still, not everything works. Cumberbatch’s pretty good but not spotless American accent takes some getting used to. He sounds like Alan Rickman in that one scene in Die Hard where Hans Gruber fooled John McLane into thinking he was a hostage. I kept thinking Cumberbatch would have been better off using his normal manner of speaking. McAdams’ character and performance start strong, until her role becomes strictly reactionary and mostly an afterthought in the last stretch. Mads Mikkelsen is always an imposing and intriguing villain in any movie but here, his character is just vague. The casting of Tilda Swinton as The Ancient One resulted in early controversy, with many citing her appearance as yet another example of whitewashing a character who was Asian in the source material. While the multi-cultural cast is a clear attempt to avoid stereotypes, Swinton is completely ridicu-
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lous in the role. The Michael Clayton Oscar winner appears as bald, white-attired guru with an eerie smile. The role cries out for someone with a magnetic, soulful touch; the chilly, stylish Swinton is about as suited for the role as Judi Dench would have been. Doctor Strange goes way over the gobblede-gook dialogue quota, even for a movie like this, and can’t overcome how ridiculous it all is. When you’ve got ghost battles in a hospital room and Swinton’s kung fu Sinead O’Conner in the same movie, it’s obvious the filmmakers aren’t worried about the camp-factor. Thankfully, it mostly comes together in the second act. Cumberbatch’s Strange is sympathetic and compelling but the character doesn’t fully endear us until he dons his trademark cape (itself an enjoyable character). Once the kaleidoscopic visuals and elaborate fight scenes kick in, this becomes a
groovy, anything-goes action movie. Michael Giacchino’s robust music score and the eyepopping, overwhelmingly cool visual effects (the best of which create hidden dimensions and galaxies) make this an essential experience for the big screen. The best way I could describe the spectacle of Strange floating through the cosmos is Ken Russell meets Douglas Trumbull, with a dash of Lewis Carroll. If your response is a throaty, “Trippy, man,” then this is your movie. I saw Doctor Strange on the same day I attended Maui’s first ever Comic Con.There were multitudes of costumed, visibly delighted fans of various genres present.This movie, which is unashamedly goofy and offers swirls of robust, fantastic visuals, should dazzle its intended audience. I prefer the refreshingly satirical Deadpool but this is still one of the year’s strongest comic book movies. ■
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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Arrival- PG13- 2D THU 7:45 10:15, FRI-SAT
11:10 12:10 1:45 2:45 4:20 5:20 7:00 8:00 9:35 10:30, MON-WED 11:10 12:10 1:45 2:45 4:20 5:20 7:00 8:00, THU 11:10 12:10 1:45 2:45 4:20 5:20 7:00 8:00 9:35 10:30. Trolls-PG- 2D THU 12:15 1:30 2:30 4:45 5:45 7:00 9:15 10:15, 3D THU 11:15 3:30 8:00, FRI 11:45 12:15 12:45 2:30 3:00 4:15 5:15 6:45 7:45 9:00 10:00 , 2D SAT-SUN 11:45 12:15 12:45 2:30 3:00 4:15 5:15 6:45 7:45, 3D THU , FRI-THU 7:00. Ouija: The Origin of Evil- R- 2D THU 10:45 1:00 3:15 5:30, FRI-SAT 5:30 7:45 10:00, SUN-THU 5:30 7:45 The Third Party- NR- 2D THU 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:30 Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar ChildrenPG13- 2D THU 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15 9:50, FRISAT 4:45 7:30 10:00, SUN-THU 4:45 7:30. Storks- PG- 2D THU 10:50 1:00 3:10 5:20 7:30 9:35, FRI-THU 11:00 1:10 3:20.
Inferno-PG13- 2D THU 12:50 1:20 3:40 4:10 6:40 7:10 9:40 10:10. Tyler Perry’s Boo! A Madea Halloween- PG132D THU 11:40 2:20 4:30 7:50 10:20. Jack Reacher: Never Go Back- PG13- 2D THU 1:10 4:00 6:50 9:40. Keeping Up With The Joneses- PG13- 2D THU 2:30 7:50. The Accountant-R- 2D THU 11:40 2:00 4:50 7:40 10:20. The Girl on the Train- R- 2D THU 11:40 5:00 10:30.
WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) NOTE: Some showtimes were unavailable at press time. Please contact the theater for more information. Doctor Strange- PG13- 2D THU 1:00 7:00, 3D
THU 4:00. Trolls-PG-2D THU 1:15 7:15, 3D THU 3:45. Inferno- PG13- 2D THU 1:10 4:10 7:10.
MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) NOTE: Some showtimes were unavailable at press time. Please contact the theater for more information. NT Live: Hamlet 2016 Encore-NR- TUE 7:00. Space Jam 20th Anniversary-NR- SUN 2:00
7:00, WED 7:00. Doctor Who (Animated): The Power of the Daleks- NR- MON 7:00. Doctor Strange-PG13- 2D THU 12:00 12:40 3:40 6:40 9:30, 3D THU 11:30 2:00 2:50 4:20 4:50 7:30 8:00 10:00 10:30. Hacksaw Ridge-R- 2D THU 1:20 4:40 7:20 10:20. Trolls-PG- 2D THU 11:30 12:00 2:20 5:40 7:00, 3D THU 2:10 5:00 7:40 9:20 10:40.
NEW THIS WEEK ARRIVAL - PG13 - Sci-Fi/Drama - Aliens come to Earth, and a linguist tries to communicate with them. Stars Amy Adams and Jeremy Renner. 116 min. DOCTOR WHO: THE POWER OF THE DALEKS - PG - Sci-Fi/Animation - This is an animated recreation of one of the earliest Doctor Who adventures from 50 years ago, the original footage having been destroyed. 165 min. HAMLET - NR - Drama/Shakespeare - In this encore, the National Theatre presents Hamlet, starring Benedict Cumberbatch. 240 min. SPACE JAM - PG - Animation/Comedy - It’s the 20th anniversary of the movie about Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny playing basketball, so let’s see it again because nothing whatsoever matters anymore. 88 min.
NOW PLAYING THE ACCOUNTANT - R - Action/Crime - Ben Affleck stars as an accountant who kills people, or maybe he’s a killer who does accounting. Anyway, it all stars Anna Kendrick and that guy who played Juno’s dad. 128 min. DOCTOR STRANGE - PG13 - Action/Adven-
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ture - In this latest Marvel movie, a neuroscientist (Benedict Cumberbatch) finds himself pulled into a world of mystic arts. See this week’s movie review. 115 min. THE GIRL ON THE TRAIN - R - Mystery/ Thriller - A recently divorced woman gets embroiled in a missing persons investigation that changes her life. Stars Emily Blunt and Haley Bennett. 112 min. HACKSAW RIDGE - R - War/Biography - The story of Desmond T. Doss, a conscientious objector who won the Medal of Honor while serving as an army medic during the battle of Okinawa. Directed by Mel Gibson! 131 min. INFERNO - PG13 - Action/Crime - The Da Vinci Code’s Robert Langdon (Tom Hanks) is back, but this time he has to foil a global plot while suffering from amnesia. Also stars Felicity Jones. 121 min. JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK - PG13 Action/Crime - Jack Reacher is back, and needs to fight a massive government conspiracy to clear his name. Okay, mostly he just hits people. Stars Tom Cruise and Cobie Smulders. 118 min. KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES - PG13 Action/Comedy - A young suburban couple (Isla Fisher, Zack Galifianakis) discover their neighbors (Gal Gadot, Jon Hamm) are spies. 105 min.
MISS PEREGRINE’S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN - PG13 - Adventure/Fantasy - Jacob (Asa Butterfield) finds himself in a mysterious world populated by mysterious people with mysterious powers. Of course it’s directed by Tim Burton. 127 min. OUIJA: ORIGIN OF EVIL - PG13 - Horror - A widowed mother and her two daughters run a nice little seance scam, but then one day actual evil shows up (and no, I don’t mean the Better Business Bureau). 99 min. STORKS - PG - Animation/Adventure - These days, storks deliver packages, not babies. But when there’s a mix-up and an order for a baby appears, hilarity ensues. 89 min. THE THIRD PARTY - NR - Comedy/Romance - A young fashion designer wants to win back her surgeon sweetheart, but he only has eyes for another guy… 120 min. TROLLS - PG - Animation - Anna Kendrick, Zooey Deschanel and Justin Timberlake voice trolls, in this adventure about a happy troll looking for her troll friends. 92 min. TYLER PERRY’S BOO! A MADEA HALLOWEEN - PG13 - Comedy/Horror - Madea (Tyler Perry) has to fight untold supernatural monsters while trying to keep her eyes on some unruly teens. 103 min.
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Calendar
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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS THE UPRISING MOVEMENT BAND HAWAII TOUR - Fri. Nov 11. Standing Rock #NODAPL Benefit show. The Uprising Movement Band has a unique sound influenced by elements of folk, reggae and hip hop, combined with powerful words and a dynamic improvisational element. 8:30pm. 21+. Casanova Italian Restaurant and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com MAUI REGGAE PARTY - Fri. Nov 11. Help Lulu’s celebrate eight years serving Lahaina local music and food. So Roots will be release their EP Love and Hate alongside Mahkess, KDoctrine, Gomega and Codae Music. $20. 9pm. 21+.Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club and Grill, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808; Luluslahaina.com REMIX THE EARTH VOL 11: HIP TO THE HOP - Fri. Nov 11. Beats Bazaar Presents Remix the Earth Volume 11: Hip to the Hop, featuring MC Superstar Chali 2na of Jurassic 5 and Ozomatli. DJs Boomshot, Deviant and Boogiemeister and VJs Kaptain Kaos and N3.bot will be there, as will breakdancers Pyro Kyra Karren. Liive painting by Moewulf. $25. 9pm. 21+. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com CHALI 2NA OF JURASSIC 5 AND OZOMATLI - Sat. Nov 12. Audacious Events and HI-Grade Productions present legendary lyrical powerhouse Chali 2na. Joining the line-up are Poets with Power, Unsung Mighty Few and Mr. Kapu, with DJs Carone, Illz, Deviant and Reefer Shark. Live graffiti art by Dylan Kauz and visuals by Kaptain Kaos. $30. 9pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com
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DARREN LEE AND THE BURNING LOVE BAND - Sat. Nov 12. Enjoy an “UNLEASHED” Dinner show and a rockin’ selection of all-time hits and some Burn’n Love favorites. $35-45. 7pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA - Sun. Nov 13. Maui’s well know actor and theater director, Rick Scheideman, will be performing his one-man show at the historic Pioneer Inn Courtyard. Enjoy Preshow dinner and happy hour from 3-6pm. Drinks are available for purchase throughout the show. Reservations are recommended. $22. 6pm. Pioneer Inn Maui, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 303-507-0987; Rickscheideman.com MAUI ONSTAGE YOUTH SERIES - Mon. Nov 14. Join a unique, interactive experience! Maui OnStage Youth Series presents an open house of fall classes, musical theater, acting and creative critters. You may be asked to join them on stage and participate in theater games. 6:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BAG O’ TRICKS - Wed. Nov 16. High-Energy Comedy and Magic Show! Fun for all ages with Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Tricks at Mulligan’s. Free. 6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com FOUREVER FAB SHOW MAUI, THE BEATLES TRIBUTE - Wed. Nov 16. Fourever Fab and its founding members have been performing the hits of the world’s most-loved lads, The Beatles, for over 20 years. Tickets start at $59.99 for adults and $29.99 for children (age 5 through 11). Ten percent discount for Kama‘aina with Hawaii ID. 6:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-365-7535; Foureverfabshow.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Nov 16. Enjoy Hawaii’s Renaissance man, Grammy-winner George Kahumoku Jr., performing in concert. Hosted by George and his Slack Key Show Ohana–Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. Pre-show dinner package also available for Sea House Restaurant, advance purchase required. $37.99. 7:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com
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Instructed by Hawaii Tropical Fruit Growers Association’s Ken Love. This class takes place on Thursdays and Fridays, space is limited call or go online now to register. 8am. Maui Food Innovation Center at UH Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808984-3690; Maui.hawaii.edu/foodinnovation HALI‘IMAILE KAMA‘AINA SUMMER SPECIAL - Mon. Oct 24 - Sun. Nov 20. Monday-Friday Kama‘aina who buy one dessert will get one free with purchase of lunch entree from 11am-2:30pm. Also receive 20 percent off dinner entrees every day from 5:30-9pm with valid Hawaii ID. Not valid with any other discounts or promotions (valid through Nov. 20). 11am. Hali‘imaile General Store, (900 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-572-2666; HGSMaui.com HARTFORD FAMILY WINE DINNER - Thu. Nov 10. Enjoy a four-course dinner menu paired with wine, hosted by Winery owner Don Hartford. $130. 6pm. Banyan Tree Restaurant, (1 Ritz-Carton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7096; Ritzcarlton.com/banyantree CASTAWAY’S SEAFOOD NIGHT - Fri. Nov 11. Enjoy a seafood extravaganza with fresh fish, clams, shrimp, crab leg cluster, Portuguese sausage, new potatoes, corn on the cob and garlic bread. $47.95. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com BLACK ROCK’S CRAB LEG FEAST - Fri. Nov 11. Enjoy a special three-course menu. Guests will start their meal with a fresh green salad before indulging in one pound of steamed snow crab legs with seasonal roasted Maui vegetables, loaded mashed potatoes and drawn butter. Finish dinner with the chef’s specialty dessert. $58. 5:30pm. Black Rock Kitchen at Sheraton Maui, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-921-4600; BlackRockKitchen.com HOLIDAY TASTING EVENT - Sat. Nov 12. Stop by Whole Foods and taste free-range turkeys, heat-and-serve sides and seasonal desserts and sweets. Free and open to the public. 12pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com CANE AND CANOE SUNDAY BRUNCH - Sun. Nov 13. Featuring an enhanced a la carte breakfast menu created by Executive Chef David Viviano, Sunday Brunch will be a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights. Relax and enjoy a
live musical jazz performance with new brunch selections each week in addition to the regular menu including favorites Shrimp and Grits, Chicken and Waffles and Steak and Eggs. Enjoy a “Build-your-own Bloody Mary Bar” with an assortment of liquor, mixers and all the trimmings to make a most decadent libation. 10am. Cane and Canoe at Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com HALI‘IMAILE PRIME RIB SUNDAY - Sun. Nov 13. Enjoy a three-course prix fixe succulent, fresh-roasted Prime Rib of Beef dinner for $38, also available a la carte. Not valid with any other discount or promotion. (valid through Dec. 18). 5:30pm. Hali‘imaile General Store, (900 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-572-2666; HGSMaui.com CASTAWAY’S DATE NIGHT - Wed. Nov 16. A perfect destination to bring your sweetheart with ocean front dining and couple specials. Enjoy entrees, house or Caesar salad and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Nov 16. The luau dinner show Huaka‘i–Journey through Polynesia includes traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations, and a fantastic luau buffet. There will be beautiful hula performances and the fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com
ART SCENE MALAMA WAO AKUA, A NATIVE SPECIES EXHIBITION - Fri. Sep 9 - Thu. Nov 10. Hui No’eau Visual Art Center in collaboration with East Maui Watershed Partnership brings you a juried art exhibition celebrating the native species of Maui Nui. All Maui artists of all ages are invited to explore the watershed and use their creative talents to raise awareness about the value of native species. 4pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com LEE OLULANI PLEVNEY - Thu. Nov 10. Lee Plevney’s artistic practices engage the Hawai-
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ian Islands, its landscapes, sea life, animals and people as she explores her heritage through clay. 11am. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com THE MAIDEN VOYAGE OF THE MO‘OKIHA O PI‘ILANI - Thu. Nov 10. A fine art exhibition and sale featuring Loren D. Adams and his original painting The Maiden Voyage of The Mo‘okiha O Pi‘ilani with artists Eleana Oceanheart, Jay Johansen, Romona Wilcox, Steve Sundram and Rose Bartley. Entertainment for the evening will be Cambria Moss and Ricardo Dioso. 5:30pm. Kahili Golf Course, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-242-4653; Kahiligolf.com
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PARKER AND DEBBIE NICHOLSON Mon. Nov 14. Learn about woodworking in Hawaii from this dynamic duo visiting from the Big Island for one day only. Parker and Debbie are members of American Association of Woodturners, Big Island Woodturners Club and the Hawaii Wood Guild. 11am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com LUANA KAMA - Tue. Nov 15. Luana Lama enjoys painting with watercolor and finds it fascinating to see the pigments and water flow on paper. Her favorite subjects to paint are people and flowers. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com
ROBIN BONES ART SHOW - Fri. Nov 11. Robin Bones paints paradise and you can enjoy champagne and dessert while meeting this talented artist. Free. 6pm. Indigo Art Gallery, (1367 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-382-6557; Indigoartgalleries.com NA AKA O NA KUPUNA: SHADOWS OF THE ANCESTORS - Fri. Nov 11. Artist Amy Madrin Justen’s exhibition of new watercolor paintings will be on display throughout November in the old courthouse building. 6pm. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery and Old Jail Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahaina-arts.org ROBIN CAMERON - Sat. Nov 12. Robin Cameron paints with a varied palette, lush with vibrant color. Her emphasis is on the rich hues and textures of nature and its subtle varieties and patterns of light and shadow. 10am. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com REACHING OUT: BOTANY & PHYSICS - Sat. Nov 12. A select group of artists were invited to create and explore the endless possibilities that may arise from a collaboration with someone in the community. “Video and TalkStory” with Gwen Arkin, Olin Erickson, Karuna Santoro, Rich von Wellsheim, Denby FreelandCole, Anna Dodd, Lani Eckart-Dodd, Terry Lopez, and Judy Bisgard. 5:00pm. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com
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KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555
KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220
LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808
MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400
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POLITICAL EVENTS RAISE ‘YOUR VOICE’ AT THE CAPITOL! - Mon. Nov 14, Tue. Nov 15 & Wed. Nov 16. Discover the public’s power in the State legislative process. The Public Access Room (PAR) is your nonpartisan office at the Capitol, and they’re on island to offer tips on effectively speaking your voice at the Legislature. Tips on lobbying, testimony and communicating with senators and representatives. Learn about tools available online, get helpful handouts and guides and explore the power dynamics that exist at the Capitol. Free. Monday: 6pm, Haiku Community Center; Tuesday: 12pm, Mayor Hannibal Tavares Center in Pukalani; Tuesday: 6pm, Kihei Public Library; Wednesday: 6pm, Laulima Room, University of Hawaii Maui College. Librarieshawaii.org
TICKETS ON SALE CHEF’S TABLE MOROCCAN INFLUENCE TASTING MENU EXPERIENCE - Fri. Nov 18. If you’re looking for a class act dining experience head to UH Maui College’s student-run restaurant. Taste small portions of everything on the menu plus special chef’s surprises. Regular seating is $35-45 and Chef’s Table is $75, due to a limited availability reservations are required. 11:30am. Leis Family Class Act Restaurant, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3280; Facebook.com/leisfamilyclassact
Paula Fuga. Wooden Crates Chef Ben Diamond will serve a three-course organic garden-to-table meal. BYOB. $100. 6pm. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com COUNTRY MUSIC SUPERSTAR BILLY CURRINGTON - Sat. Nov 19. Presented on Maui by Country Station Y106.5 FM, platinum-selling recording artist Billy Currington is set to perform his Summer Forever tour at the MACC in the A/B Amphitheater and Yokouchi Pavilion. $39-89. 6:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org THE DOVER QUARTET - Sat. Nov 19. The Dover Quartet catapulted to international stardom following a stunning sweep of the 2013 Banff International String Quartet Competition, becoming one of the most indemand ensembles in the world. The Quartet consists of Joel Link and Bryan Lee on violin, Milena Pajaro-Van de Stadt on viola and Camden Shaw on cello. $45. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org LIVING BLUES LEGEND JOHN MAYALL - Wed. Nov 23. Lazar Bear is proud to present The “Godfather of British Blues” and Living Blues Legend John Mayall. Mayall returns with his Power Trio for the hottest Hawaii tour ever. $35-65. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org
I MOVING LAB MOVEMENT LAB - Fri. Nov 18. SAVE THE DATE: A movement lab will be held exploring the relationship of Turtle Island and Pacific traditional and contemporary movement systems. For ages 15 and over only. Space is limited. To make a reservation email: Kahulu@mauiarts.org. Free. 5pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org
‘MARY POPPINS THE BROADWAY MUSICAL’ - Fri. Nov 25 - Sun. Dec 11. Everyone’s favorite practically perfect nanny takes the stage in this Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious musical adventure. One of the most popular Disney movies of all time will capture your heart in a whole new way. Showtimes are Fridays at 7:30pm, Saturday at 2pm and 7:30pm and Sundays 3pm and 6pm. $20-40. 2pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com
HUI NOE‘AU WAILEA FOOD AND WINE CELEBRATION - Fri. Nov 18. Maui’s top chefs and the Hui No‘eau team up to create the finest in taste, food, wine and art. Join the celebration for an evening of excellent cuisine and fine wines by nationally acclaimed vintners with a live auction. 5:30pm. Hotel Wailea, (555 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 866-970-4167; Hotelwailea.com
ADVENTURE CLUB LEI’D IN HAWAII - Fri. Nov 25. Electric Palms Hawaii present Adventure Club with remixes and videos of blended sounds of inspirations, offering a mix of slick EDM and floor rumbling dubstep. $25-45. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org
NAHKO AND MEDICINE FOR THE PEOPLE Fri. Nov 18. Nahko considers himself a citizen in service to the planet. He describes his music as a mix of hip hop and folk rock with a world message. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org WOODEN CRATE CABARET - Sat. Nov 19. Enjoy an evening of music and food. Local talent Gaia Golden Brown will be the opening act, followed by
‘DUKE’ BY MOSES GOODS - Fri. Nov 25. Awardwinning actor, writer and storyteller Moses Goods creates an unforgettable portrayal of Duke Kahanamoku in his one-man show Duke. Hawaii’s first Olympic gold medalist and the father of modern surfing, Duke Kahanamoku is unquestionably one of the most important and beloved figures in Hawaiian history. Known for his humility, kindness, and love of community, Duke’s fame and renown made him a role model and source of inspiration for all. $28.
6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org YULE BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS - Sun. Nov 27. Maui Choral Arts Association is back with an exciting annual holiday concert. Join artistic director, Gary Leavitt and pianist Lotus Dancer, with surprise special guests and lusciously surrounded by their large, exceptional chorus. From holiday classics and sing-alongs to new arrangements of old favorites to get your holiday spirit in high gear. $15-30. 3:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org
CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10 FREE LEARN-TO-SWIM SESSIONS - Thu. Nov 10 - Sat. Nov 26. Participants will be accepted on a first-come, first-served basis. The six-week sessions include one class per week, with space limited to six children per class. Level 1 classes are for children ages 4 to 6 on Mondays and Fridays from 3-3:30pm (parent participation may be required). Level 2 classes are for children ages 5 to 8 on Wednesdays and Saturdays from 9-9:30am (child must be present at registration for a swim assessment). 9am. Upcountry Pool, (90 Pukalani St.); 808-572-1479; Mauicounty.gov/aquatics
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lished musicians. Meet-up with friends and co-workers or gather the family together and start your weekend on a beautiful note. 4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 12 27TH ANNUAL DAY OF HOPE - Sat. Nov 12. The day’s events commence with a 10K/5K Run and Walk, followed by a breakfast buffet on the oceanfront lawn. There will be a live auction featuring deluxe packages at various resorts and hotels. Locks of Love will be on hand to lop off pony tails of 10 inches or longer. The day will conclude with a traditional Hawaiian canoe ceremony to commemorate loved ones lost to cancer. Proceeds benefit American Cancer Society, Pacific Cancer Foundation and Kapiolani Medical Center. $55. 7am. Four Seasons Resort at Wailea, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8000; Fourseasons.com/maui WEST AFRICAN DANCE WITH QUINCEY - Sat. Nov 12. Live drumming! Have fun following the beats of the drums, learn new steps and moves with this great teacher. $10. 11am. Pahu Creations, (870 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-385-2642; Pahumaui.com
JACQUELINE PIOTAZ COMPLIMENTARY EVENT - Thu. Nov 10. Join Spa Montage Kapalua Bay and Jacqueline Piotaz for an educational and relaxing social evening. Personally meet Jacqueline and enjoy light refreshments with spa mocktails, mini treatments highlighting Jacqueline Piotaz Timeless Swiss Skincare, make-up consultation and discover our spa boutique beauty products. 5pm. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/kapalua-bay LET’S KOKUA TOGETHER - Thu. Nov 10. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center invites all nonprofit organizations an opportunity to educate, fundraise and outreach at the Center as part of its new “Let’s Kokua Together” program every Friday. All approved organizations must provide a Certificate of Insurance, have all required permits, and adhere to the QKC guidelines. 6pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; QueenKaahumanuCenter.com
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11 PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Nov 11. Pau Hana at The Shops is more than just a happy hour. Pau Hana celebrates the end of the work week with live musical performances by Maui’s talented up and coming artists as well as Maui’s more well estab-
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KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Nov 12. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila. 1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Nov 12. Here’s an educational tour of permaculture design features. Their goal is to create whole systems which produce healthy food sustainably. $20-25. 4pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 13 ALOHA MIXED PLATE CRAFT FAIR - Sun. Nov 13. This year marks the 30th Anniversary of the Old Lahaina Luau, the original establishment of the Na Hoaloha ‘Ekolu Ohana of Businesses. The Old Lahaina Luau, Aloha Mixed Plate, Star Noodle, Leoda’s Kitchen and Pie Shop and Hoaloha Farms are celebrating this anniversary with 30 Acts of Aloha. Stop by and get some Christmas shopping done with Maui’s local vendors, crafts, clothing, jewelry, snacks and local grinds and help support Maui Organizations. 9am. Old Lahaina Luau, (1251 Front St., Lahaina); 808-248-5828; Oldlahainaluau.com FLOW LIKE WATER ALL LEVELS YOGA CLASS - Sun. Nov 13. Let your breath and body flow like water in solidarity and support for Water Protectors all over the world and especially at Standing Rock. Class will be lead by Megan of Vitality Wellness Maui and Rachel G of Body Alive Yoga and Movement Studio. Join them to breathe, move, chant, pray, meditate, lay down and relax together. Bring your own mat. Please share what you can: food, warm clothes, supplies and/or money. All collections will support Ohana at Standing Rock. Donation. 9:30am. Baldwin Beach Park, (Alawai Rd., Paia) HULA BY HUI! LANAKILA - Sun. Nov 13. Enjoy a traditional Hawaiian hula performance of Hula by Hui! Lanakila on the mall’s center stage. 11pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808871-1307; Mauimall.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Nov 13. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio. Free. 9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 14 HISTORICAL BOTANICAL TOUR - Mon and Wed. The historical botanical tour showcases the horticultural artistry of Haiku Mill. The tour take guests around Haiku Mill’s property, where they will learn about Hawaii’s prosperous sugar era and its impact on the cultural makeup of the islands, as well as its diverse tropical flora. Group and kama‘aina rates available. $18. 2pm. Haiku Mill, (250 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-9994; Haikumill.com ‘NEWTOWN’ - Mon. Nov 14. This 85-minute film follows the slayings at Sandy Hook Elementary School
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This week you may find a diamond while you’re working in the coalmines. This impressive feat may fill you with excitement, but don’t get too worked up yet. It remains to be seen whether you’ll be allowed to keep it or not (probably not). But whether or not you’re permitted to pocket the tiny blessing that comes your way this week, the situation itself will shed some light on your own status amongst those you love and/or work with. Not happy about the results of your bit of luck? Now’s the time to change them, before you’re forced to give up more than just a sparkly bit of rock. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)
How cruel is it to be tricked into believing you won the lottery? On the one hand, you’ve got to endure the crushing disappointment that comes from finding out it’s not true (along with the humiliation of being had). But on the other hand, you get to (at least briefly) experience the excitement and elation of winning big bucks–a feeling that doesn’t come along all that often. Is it worth it or not? That’s your call, and luckily you get to make it for yourself this week. Would you rather win and lose (or love and lose), or never play (or love) at all?
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)
You’re trapped in a maze, perhaps, but not lost. Maybe by now, you’re like the fabled Minotaur–you’ve spent so long in these twisty corridors that they’re like a second home. You know your way around. The path you have to walk is quite convoluted, but chances are you’ll probably barely notice. Navigating this kind of tortuous route is old hat to you now, leaving you to concentrate on who else might be lost in here with you, and free to decide whether to destroy them like unwelcome intruders on your private domain, or embrace them like long-lost lovers, finally come home. GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)
The other night, I dreamt of you exploring a decrepit old castle. You pried back the surface of a completely uninspired, amateurish portrait painting, and discovered beneath it an original, heretofore undiscovered masterpiece by someone famous and long-dead. Needless to say, your find made you well-known and wealthy. To me, the clues and omens are as obvious: you should begin earnestly searching for something you haven’t lost, hidden somehow right in front of you, probably obscured somehow by something (or someone) you look at every day. It could be worth quite a bit.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)
You’ve ventured into a very specialized shop that sells only one kind of thing. It’s not the Hello Kitty store, though–more like Capricorn Land. You may think being surrounded by people who naturally gravitate towards your way of doing things, like the things you like, and yield to your suggestions would be wonderful–but I suspect it’s one of those too-muchof-a-good-thing-scenarios. You like challenges and disagreements. Being surrounded by people who agree with you and unfailingly support you means that you can’t achieve your full potential–which is best arrived at through testing of your ideas and principles. Now that you’re here, check out what it’s like, and play a little–but start looking for the exits, too.
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)
Rome’s founders, Romulus and Remus, nearly perished as infants. Fortunately, instead of drowning, they were plucked from the river by the sharp teeth of a shewolf, who subsequently suckled them as her own, until they were eventually claimed by a shepherd and his family. You could use some wolf’s milk in your daily diet. Perhaps you know a she-wolf in human guise? Seek nourishment–spiritual, physical, or otherwise–from her now. Ask this lovely bitch (in all the best senses of the word) to cook you up a hot meal and serve it with words of wisdom about rearing kids, bringing home the bacon, and defending those you love, tooth and nail. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)
Out of sight, out of mind–an attitude you’ve been accused of espousing. You suck at keeping in touch, and anyone who’d contemplate a long-distance relationship with you is mad. You could spin this attitude as somehow enlightened: “I’m just being present.” But it won’t cut it, not this week, when your distant friends need you to feel close and engaged. Keeping your finger on the pulse of what’s happening in your local scene is all well and good, but this week you’ve got to do more. You’ve got a few more fingers–might there be a few more pulses you could be keeping track of?
One of the things you despise most is being given a verbal list of your more childish faults. This misery is most likely to be perpetrated by your family, who still think of you as their little kid anyway. So after enduring a more or less miserable episode or two at their well-meaning hands, what you need is the antidote to all that poison you’ve been forced to swallow. Luckily, it’s near at hand: sex. Nothing’s better at cleaning out all the crap (especially parental crap) than that classic rebellious act. Try it. Even if it proves them right about just how irresponsible you are, it still works. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)
PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)
Pisceans have tremendous imaginations. These, coupled with phenomenal intuition, are usually sources of inspiration, energy, and even psychic power–if you believe in that shit. But they can also be fonts of powerful self-delusion, and often are, especially when a Fish is going through an exceptionally stressful time. This is no critique; everyone buffers their ego through a break-up, firing, or other rejection, by stretching the truth, skewing a perspective, and telling a white lie or two. It’s no big deal, but please be aware: the further you veer from the sharp-edged, perhaps unflattering, unadorned truth, the less likely you are to evolve and learn from it–and the more likely something just like this will happen again (and again). ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)
You thought that bridge was burned, didn’t you? Luckily you shied away from the extreme you were nearly driven to, when events unfolded years back. This week you get a chance to–if not retract–at least make reparations for an error you made ages ago. Nothing’s ideal at this point; Imagine trying to fix someone’s life after wrongly incarcerating them for twenty years. It’d be hard to get them to regard their life as anything but ruined. Luckily, your mistakes weren’t quite so damaging. However, don’t expect that making up for them will be easy–just easier than living with them for even one more day.
Virgos are more likely to actually be friends with their folks than most. Perhaps it’s because your parents recognized your overdeveloped sense of responsibility early on, and came to rely on you more as an equal than as someone they needed to give lots of guidance to. Many people live their whole lives without ever realizing that they could actually be friends with their moms, dads, or kids–even though they’ve managed to make friends with their friends’ parents or rug rats. This week, help bridge this intergenerational gap–the parent-child thing isn’t working anymore for someone (possibly even you). Update that software and start running the friends version. I think it’ll serve everyone better.
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