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One of them was HB451 HD1. What does it do? A. Establishes the invasive species rapid response special fund within DLNR. B. Reduces the minimum Hawaiian blood quantum requirement of certain successors to lessees of Hawaiian home lands from one-quarter to one thirty-second. C. Replaces the state vehicle weight tax with a tax based on the assessed value of a vehicle. D. Requires UH to conduct a study on the effects of sunscreen on Hawaii’s coral reefs and report to the Legislature. E. Allows the Department of Human Services to establish puuhonua safe zones where homeless persons may reside.

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EV charging, meaning that compliance with the law is only 22.2% on Maui.” That’s right: just 22.2 percent of parking lots here that should have EV parking stations actually have them. It’s 30 percent on Oahu, but barely 22 percent here. By phone, Lawlor said his team had started their survey by using GIS layers and satellite imagery to identify parking lots across the island that looked to have more than 100 parking stalls–basically any lot that looked to be larger than 40,000 square feet should have at least 100 stalls, Lawlor said. Since he already knows where EV parking stall chargers are located (“We have really good date on where existing chargers are,” Lawlor told me), it was simply a matter of counting up the number of lots that should have EV stalls but don’t. But in

ington and included Tima Kurdi, who lost three relatives trying to escape from the Syrian War. “Together, we’re raising our voices and calling on our nation’s leaders to pass the Stop Arming Terrorists Act,” Gabbard said in the news release. “Last night, President Trump talked about many things, but he did not address the destructive regime change war in Syria that has caused such great human suffering, created millions of refugees, caused tremendous loss of life, and has strengthened our enemies. I urge the Trump Administration and leaders in Congress to support this important bipartisan legislation and pass the Stop Arming Terrorists Act.”

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Though Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D–HI, talks a lot about the Syrian Civil War these days–stopping U.S. involvement in the war, passing her Stop Arming Terrorists Act (HR 608), etc.–it’s not all she’s up to. In fact, on Feb. 27, she co-sponsored a new bill–HR 1227–that goes by the unassuming name of Ending Federal Marijuana Prohibition Act of 2017. “If passed, this bill would take marijuana off the federal controlled substances list–joining other industries such as alcohol and tobacco,” states a Feb. 27 news release from Rep. Thomas Garrett, R-VA, the bill’s lead sponsor (on Mar. 1, Reason.com published a good blog post on the bill). “I have long believed justice that isn’t blind, isn’t justice,” Garrett said in the news release. “Statistics indicate that minor narcotics crimes disproportionately hurt areas of lower socio-economic status and what I find most troubling is that we continue to keep laws on the books that we do not enforce. Virginia is more than capable of handling its own marijuana policy, as are states such as Colorado or California.” Garrett, a Republican representing Virginia’s 5th District, is in his first term of office. And apparently, Gabbard’s teaming up with him on the marijuana bill isn’t a one-time thing. “Reps. Tulsi Gabbard (HI-02), Peter Welch (VT-AL), and Tom Garrett (VA05) hosted a press conference today urging their colleagues to support and pass the bipartisan Stop Arming Terrorists Act (H.R.608),” stated a Mar. 1 news release from Gabbard’s office. The press conference took place in front of the Capitol building in Wash-

ducted by Blue Planet Foundation,” the Star-Advertiser reported. “Since passage in 2009, the law has been ignored by most parking lot owners because of its lack of teeth. It does not assign an agency to hold the properties accountable, and there is no penalty if a parking lot forgoes an EV charger.” The story was entirely focused on Oahu, but given that the 2009 law covers all of Hawaii, I called Blue Planet Foundation to find out what they found when they looked at Maui. If anything, the situation’s even worse out here. “We found that there are 171 properties of public accommodation with over 100 parking stalls on Maui,” Shem Lawlor, Blue Planet’s clean transportation director, emailed me on Feb. 28. “By law these properties are required to “have at least one parking space

MAUI COUNTY LAGGING IN EV PARKING STALLS In case you missed it, the Honolulu Star-Advertiser ran a fascinating story on Feb. 27 about the massive shortage of EV parking stalls on Oahu. It’s a problem considerably complicated by a 2009 state law (SB 1202) that mandates the installation of such stations in every parking lot in the state with more than 100 stalls. “Roughly 70 percent of properties on Oahu required to have an electric vehicle (EV) charging station have not installed one, according to a survey con-

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exclusively for electric vehicles and equipped with an electric vehicle charging system” Hawaii Revised Statutes (HRS) § 291-71 (2012). Of those 171 properties, only 38 are equipped with

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some instances he couldn’t accurately estimate the number of stalls, so last week he flew to Maui to make a few physical site inspections. “Condos and apartment buildings are exempt from the law, but hotels are required,” Lawlor said. “Condo rentals are a gray area. So we went to each one. Did they have a front desk? Were they marketed to tourists?” There will be more detailed information about the EV parking situation throughout Hawaii coming later this month, when Blue Planet Foundation releases their study, Lawlor added. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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HOW FEBRUARY WHALE COUNTS TURNED OUT The whales are back in force this year; nearly 300 more Humpback whales

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Two scholarship opportunities are being offered to West Maui students by the Friends of Moku‘ula and Maui Nei Native Expeditions. The nonprofits are offering one $500 Akoni Akana Po‘okela Scholarship to a West Maui student who is graduating from high school this year; a second $500 scholarship will go to a West Maui student who is currently enrolled in University of Hawaii Maui College. High school seniors and college students who reside in West Maui must submit a written statement that describes how they will use the scholarship award to advance their education, whether it be in the pursuit of Hawaiian cultural arts or skills, enrolling in courses at a college or university, or enrolling in a vocational school. The scholarships are offered in honor of Akoni Akana, the first executive director of Friends of Moku‘ula. After his death in 2011, a scholarship fund was established by the organization to perpetuate the sharing of Native Hawaiian culture and history, cultivate traditional practices in a new generation, and encourage stewardship of important lands to benefit youth as they grow into the leaders of tomorrow. Scholarship requests must be submitted no later than April 28, 2017 by email to: mauinei@mokuula.com (Attention: Program Director). Full legal name and contact information should be included.

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have been counted in Maui waters this year than were counted last year during the same time period. More than 100 citizen scientists joined Paciﬁc Whale Foundation (PWF) researchers February 25 for the Great Whale Count 2017. During the count, 984 humpback whales were spotted, including 544 pods and 88 calves; last year PWF counted 732 whales and 83 calves; we’ll do the math, that is 252 more sightings than were recorded in 2016. “The results this year suggest we are trending towards Great Whale Count 2011-2015 levels, where over 1,000 animals were sighted,” said PWF Founder and Executive Director Greg Kaufman. “Overall we are encouraged and excited by the number of humpback whales sighted over the past 20 years.” Also on February 25, more than 590 volunteers gathered data from the shores

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of Oahu, Kauai and Hawaii islands for the 2017 Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary Ocean Count. This three-times-per-year count keeps track of the number of whale sightings per 15 minute time periods off the shores of the three islands–so you can’t really compare the numbers. For example, according to the Marine Sanctuary report, a total of 174 whale sightings were recorded during the 11:30am11:45am time period, the most of any time period during the day’s count. And the preliminary report also states that there were more whale sightings on the island of Hawaii compared to last month’s. The detailed results can be found at Sanctuaryoceancount.org/resources. All in all, as early whale watching on Maui has indicated, it looks like a great

“We are very thankful that PetSmart Charities not only believes in the work we’re doing, but is willing to help fund it, therefore making an investment to decrease the number of homeless animals on Maui” said Jerleen Bryant, CEO Maui Humane Society. President of PetSmart Charities David Haworth, DVM, Ph.D. commended the Humane Society’s diligent work to reduce the homeless pet population through targeted spay and neuter efforts. “With this grant, we are thrilled to support their mission to proactively prevent unplanned litters and look forward to seeing the results of their lifesaving work,” Haworth said. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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In Portland, Oregon, in January, Ashley Glawe, 17, a committed “goth” character with tattoos, piercings and earlobe holes (“gauges”) was, she said, “hanging out” with Bart, her pet python, when he climbed into one of the lobes. She couldn’t get him out, nor could firefighters, but with lubrication, hospital emergency workers did (thus avoiding an inevitable split lobe if Bart had kept squeezing his way through).

WAR IS ALL HELL Iraqi forces taking over an ISIS base in Mosul in January reported finding papers from at least 14 Islamic State “fighters” who had tried to claim “health” problems, asking commanders to please excuse them from real combat (and martyrdom). One (a Belgian man) actually brought a note from a doctor back home attesting to his “back pain.” Five of the 14 were initiated by volunteers from France, a country that endures a perhaps-deserved national reputation for battle-avoidance.

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The first robots to have survived journeys close to the “core” of the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant in Japan (which melted down in a 2011 earthquake) returned a reading of 530 “sieverts” per hour (some scientists label just four Sieverts an hour fatal to half the people exposed to it). Since the robots stopped short of the actual nuclear fuel, and since they only visited one of the three cores, the true danger of Fukushima remains unknown. (On a more optimistic note, scientists in February said they have developed a computer chip that would survive on the surface of Venus for 21 days, eclipsing the old record of two hours–long enough to send back meaningful data, including the temperature. The current estimated temperature is 878 degrees Fahrenheit.)

PRIESTS GONE BAD Prominent Tallahassee, Florida, pastor O. Jermaine Simmons, a community leader who ministers to the homeless and downtrodden, was rescued by police on Jan. 17, naked and hiding behind a fence after making a run for it when the husband of his mistress found the two in bed. The husband, screaming, “I’m gonna kill him,” ran for his handgun, and the mistress summoned police, but by Jan. 30, all involved had declined to press charges. Simmons, married with a son, is highly regarded for good deeds such as running a “cold night” shelter.

WAIT WHAT In January, a New York City judge dismissed the original indictment of John Kennedy O’Hara, 55, who had been convicted in 1996 of the crime of “felony voting”–the only person convicted under that state law since Susan B. Anthony, who cast a ballot in 1872 even though females were barred from the polls. O’Hara was indicted for voting in 1992 and 1993 after registering in Brooklyn elections from a “bogus” address–a basement apartment that was considered uninhabitable. A judge in 2017 determined that the apartment “could” have been habitable. O’Hara paid $15,000 in fines and did 1,500 hours of community service. ■

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efore the holidays, I was passing by the memorial above Pukalani and noticed that the five poinsettias had blown over in the heavy weather we had. I stopped and picked them up. They hadn’t gotten any of that rain because they were sideways so in the next days I watered them too. After Christmas, I saw that one was on its side so I stopped to pick that up on my way home. I’m writing because what I found were branches broken off of the beautiful plants these families and friends had planted! A kind friend provided some root boost but the question is who would do this? Is that how you would want your loved ones memorial treated? No! In my opinion, we as a community should donate ground cover/plants/care. Please show some respect, at the very least. ■

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his Friday, Mar. 10, the annual retrospective show at the Hui No‘eau kicks off with an in-depth view of the art of Judy Bisgard. As a young girl she loved to saddle up and take off adventuring the mountainside when Maui was ruled by agriculture. That feeling of adventure and roaming fearlessly presents itself in her body of work that spans decades and many medias. “We grew up horseback riding all over the ranch,” says Bisgard. “In those days there weren’t any gates. I would be in the pineapple fields. My dad worked for Maui Pine. We would ride horseback after school. He loved to ride. He would say, ‘Saddle up!’ and off we would go. It was a simpler time with no gate locks, mom and pop stores and a large farming and ranching community.” Looking at her art, one of the first things you might notice is that Bisgard travels freely through genres and media. Her show features oil painting, plein air painting, wood cuts, encaustic, intaglio, collagraph, landscapes, landmarks, abstract and fiber art. “I have been taking classes off and on for 30 years,” says Bisgard. “My baskets were the first things to go in shows. They were in the early Art Mauis. I haven’t kept track of the dates. I have been in and out of Art Maui a lot. Just lucky. You never know when you are going to get in but it’s always nice. I try to put in things that are a challenge to me. I don’t enter the same thing. So I’m always

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trying new media. Because that is the challenge: to get a new media in.” Her retrospective shows part of her process, with the raw woodcuts or other print media plates hanging next to finished prints. She says she took her first printmaking class at the Hui. “A lot of what I have done etching and printing, it all started at the Hui,” she says. “Darrell Orwig taught me my first etching class. When Paul Mullowney came a few years ago at the Hui, I was always there and watching. They had visiting artists from all over the world coming and doing amazing stuff. They would take a painter and put

them doing a wood block. Or they would take a poet and a painter and have them do a set of intaglio. That was a learning experience, watching that kind of printing. The Hui has workshops constantly. It’s a constant learning process for me.” Orwig, a celebrated Maui artist, Hui member and volunteer is looking forward to the show. “Where to start?,” says Orwig. “In the military we called it ‘leadership by example.’ Judy’s work is competent, professional, competitive and almost fearless in all of its forms. These are just some of the elements that I have seen and experienced in

Judy’s work. In spite of her talent, Judy still considers herself a student of the arts. Over the years, her works have been inspiring examples for others to learn from.” He says to keep an eye out for her landscapes. “Judy’s landscapes are the best examples of sure, complete paintings in every sense of the word,” says Orwig.“They consist of a warmth and engaging quality that truly define what paintings should be. It leaves me anticipating what comes next.” The art moves the environment, flora and fauna, recognizable landmarks, grandchildren and furniture with an expert flow. Bisgard didn’t want to do a show where you create pieces for it–instead, she picked from her wealth of existing work. “The intention in my work is to convey the richness of both the environment from my own visual experiences of growing up on Maui with its many contrasting views of open fields, mountains and unique buildings from a bygone era and the variety of the local flora,” says Bisgard. “My work tries to interweave this intent while conveying the uniqueness in both the color and texture of the local flora, a sense of the passage of time and the richness of color found on Maui.” I met her at her country home a month ago, to watch her process and techniques. Her home had been transformed into a gallery of sorts with lots of pieces organized into groups. The printmaking stuff alone takes up several rooms.

of white! Then I decided to run something on my printing press. This is ganpi. And I got a bit about the history of moa, which I usually don’t do. I usually don’t do [text] printing, but that was fun.” We walk into the living room, which is filled with her oils, plein air and landscapes.

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early, I did these years ago. Oil paintings of Ching store, Makawao town. They are all done on site. That makes it different. It’s really different than working in a studio, especially if you’re using a photograph. You’re painting in the wind, sun and rain.” This weekend, I went to the Hui gallery

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Soon after arriving I’m drawn to a yellow, red and blue piece laying out on the bed. It’s more abstract than some of the other prints. “Oh that?” says Judy when I ask about it. “I don’t know if I’m going to use this. This is a plate that I made. Not many people work this way but you can. It’s like making a plate, a collagraph plate. Etching you build in, but collagraph you build out. I used tape, masking tape–I mean, whatever. I would cover it in glue and stuff and set and clear it. Then I would print it. This is what happens when I print it. People don’t know this because they’ve never seen anything like this done. So I kind of want to show this. It would be fun to show. Things come out of it that you just wouldn’t expect.” Then there was an encaustic that mixed in some printmaking. This is another one that got accolades as a juror’s choice. It’s a good example of her experiment with nature and art as she took the moa, a native Hawaiian fern, and ran it through a press giving an organic relief print. “I don’t know what he [the juror] liked about it,” she says. “It’s a nice piece. It has negative and positive. What I did there was ran the moa right through a printing press and sort of took it off. Then I worked with Japanese papers to create something. It’s hard to get the right coat

In spite of her talent, Judy still considers herself a student of the arts. Over the years, her works have been inspiring examples for others to learn from.

“I love the consistency of oil,” she says. “I love the richness of the color. Here I think a lot of these were stored. These are early plein air paintings. Here is a jacaranda. This is the same jacaranda from a different day. This is O`o farms. These are

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to check the progress of the hanging. Both of these unique printmaking examples did end up making it into her show. And there’s an entire wall of her wonderful plein air works. Everything has been framed perfectly since I saw it last.

Clearly, Bisgard is ready for opening night. But beyond her works, Bisgard has long impacted the art scene on Maui with her philanthropic efforts. A board member of the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC), she worked on its Art in Architecture program, which influenced the beautiful work you see in and around the buildings at the MACC. She has also volunteered and served on the board at the Hui. And she’s been a commissioner for the State Foundation on Culture and Arts for two four-year terms. “Judy has a boundless energy and is always available and willing to help out with community art projects, ranging from her work at the MACC to Art Maui, countless juried shows she’s participated in and her endless volunteer hours at Hui No‘eau,” says Orwig. “She supports all of the Hui’s numerous visual arts programs. She can be found helping set up for classes, coordinating with staff, helping with displays, exhibits and community art events and serving on committees. From the beginning, Judy has been a constant and reliable resource. I don’t think the Hui would be the place it is without her.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more A&E articles, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

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ing to say that my donuts are healthy,” says Madame. “No, they have calories. They’re fun, they’re all fun.You know if you’re watching your waistline, it’s probably not the right choice. But because there are real ingredients and real flavors you don’t have to feel guilty. It’s not just sugary sweet and nothing else.” Recently Madame Donut branched out into savory donuts as well. “I think I’ve made way too many donuts the past four years,” says Madame. “The savories kind of stemmed from me trying to snack on something else. That was the start of it. My husband thought I was crazy at first. Because I love ham and cheese croissants, and brioche really is more in the family of croissant and puff pastry. The main difference between brioche and croissant is the way you introduce the butter. So I started making a ham brioche dough, and just put the cheese on it and a bit of chili sauce and the Cheesy Hammy was born. I was just like, oh my god this would go so well with beer.” Then Donut Dynamite got Green Eggs and Ham for breakfast. It’s a sourdough roll made from the trim leftover from the donuts. Its got

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hat would you do if you had to make a backyard barbecue-themed donut with beer in it? What if 10 grand was on the line to make a good donut? There’s only one person on Maui qualified to answer those questions: Madame Donut of Donut Dynamite in Wailuku. Last year, a brick and mortar shop had been on her to-do list, after operating out of a pop-up trailer and rotating commercial kitchens for the last couple years. “I didn’t want to be in a strip mall,” says Madame Donut. “It’s cold. It’s got no character. I wanted a stand-alone building and I really wanted to be in Kahului or Wailuku.” So when Keoni Smith and Natasha Gould had to call it quits in their Wailuku Manapua Bakery location, it seemed like a good fit. “So when they called me I was like, no way!” she says. “It’s a stand-alone building. It’s older, it’s got character, it’s got history, it’s got a story. They had other offers, they could have made more money. But they were like, ‘We spent some good amount of money on improving the building and we really want to

hand it to people we believe in. We think you will do so well in this space. We think it will be a destination.’ I was like, oh my god, these people are dreaming with us. To me that was the sign that we were in the right place.” But like all sweet and dreamy business plans, cash in hand can be tight. “Money was still an issue,” says Madame Donut. “So Food Channel had been calling me to see if I wanted to get on Sugar Showdown. I had turned them down several times earlier in the year. They called me once more and told me they were offering one more time if I wanted to get on the show. They said it was my last chance to get in the season. They were casting for the last episode. My husband Frank [Parada] and I said we don’t really do this kind of thing. But then we could win $10,000. So we went for it.” Sugar Showdown is a game show that pits three teams of two bakers against each other for the initial round, then the final two teams had a challenge to see who would win the $10,000. “The first secret ingredient was beer,” says Madame. “Frank and I just thought obviously we couldn’t do our usual donuts–they are made of brioche and take much too long for a competition. But I still wanted to have a different base. Most people do cake donuts because they’re fast easy and simple. They

usually start with the same batter. That was not our strategy. We did different bases. The second secret ingredient was chipotle. I think that was my edge through the competition, we went out of the box. Thankfully, we won.” Another edge that Madame Donut has is the fact that she loves to plan her menu with whatever is fresh, so developing creative donut ideas for her ingredients is already part of her usual everyday flair. The menu always has new twists. Donuts like Samoa kine, Molokai sweet potato poi and lemon meringue grace the menu that can change from day to day. “I always think donuts, it’s hard to take seriously–it’s like a fun food,” says Madame. “So to me everything goes together. The fact that the donut isn’t taken so seriously lets me use it as a canvas for my expression.” All of her donuts at Donut Dynamite start with an amazing brioche dough. “Brioche is known to be the rich man’s bread,” says Madame. “That’s the actual term that they use for brioche. It’s enriched, it’s extra butter, it’s extra egg. And by the way, when Marie Antoinette said, ‘Let them eat

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cake’ she didn’t say cake–she said brioche.” In fact, there’s not just one dough. She develops each donut base specific for its flavor. “In the brown butter, I brown the butter first before adding the dough, so it’s not just the topping that’s brown butter,” says Madame. “The topping is a brown butter streusel with cinnamon, caramel and oatmeal. Since the dough itself uses brown butter, it gives it a nuttier, kind of more dense structure.” The maple bacon donut has apple in the dough, though it’s not mentioned in its name or description. It’s all part of her elevated donut plan. “The apples kind of act as a cleanser because of the acidity,” says Madame. “So you don’t really taste the apples. It’s rich but you know it’s like when you eat a cold fatty meat... the apples kind of secretly cleanses that.” There are other surprises, like the fact that the red velvet brioche uses beets to get its spectacular color. “My approach is always like, I’m not go-

an egg, some cheese and ham and she makes a vegetarian version as well. On Monday, Wednesday and Fridays she makes a malasada burger starting at 10:30am. They are madeto-order and ridiculously good.You can order from her website, and pre-order dozens of donuts to make sure you get what you want. She often sells out for the day. “I’m so passionate about this business,” says Madame. “I want to make it a really, really good product. Whatever it is–my donuts, burgers, malasadas, savories–I want to change the way most people think about the donut. It’s not just the donut, you can have a crappy pizza or you can have a really good pizza. Once people start understanding that, it’s something special. It’s not at all what people would think of as a donut. This is really something different.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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we should be setting for just about everything we consume, but also a way to appreciate what nature produces all by itself, with little need to be modified or enhanced by unnatural ingredients.” The girls worked in the food industry for a few years before branching out on their own. “Jessica and I have both been in the food industry in one way or another for years,” says Caskey. “I’ve worked in many health food cafes and Jessica has worked in both the food prep and customer service aspects of the food and beverage industry. We are also both artists and entrepreneurs in our own right. I’m a fine art painter and Jessica is a musician. We both share a love for culinary arts and health, and have been playing in the kitchen since we became friends in 2012. In an

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aui Tropsicles has been coming to Wailuku First Friday lately, but their cart’s usual hot spot is in Lahaina on the corner of Wainee and Lahainaluna. Owners and partners Jessica Stackpoole and Alexa Caskey thought this would be the perfect spot to launch their bespoke frozen treat business. “As many Maui residents and visitors know, Lahaina is hot pretty much yearround,” says Caskey. “With the plethora of shave ice and gelato scattered across town, we thought to create a twist on the frozen treat. We want to supply a unique, health conscious and sustainable option for those seeking solace from the heat. Popsicles require no plastic bowl or spoon; ours has just a biodegradable stick made of pine and a corn-based plastic bag that decomposes in two weeks.”

Maui Tropsicles designed their treat to have a small carbon footprint. That philosophy extends to all facets of what they do. “Our popsicles are made from whole fruit and use small amounts of Hawaii honey and/or organic cane sugar,” Caskey says. “Most of our menu is completely dairy- and gluten-free, with absolutely nothing artificial. We pride ourselves on being local, wild and organic.” And by wild they mean they harvest in the jungle. “The term ‘wild’ pertains to the fact that we actually go out into the jungle and forage many of the amazing fruits that give us the best inspirations for new flavors,” she says. “There are so many wild guava, lilikoi, starfruit and more just waiting to be blended into delicious Tropsicles! Wild also describes the nature of our flavors, as we go boldly into territories no popsicle has ever been before! Some of our favorite unique flavors are Molokai Purple Sweet Potato Pie, Guava Rosewater and Avocado Creme. And of course, many of us are learning that buying organic is not only the standard

take advantage of what’s in our backyard! And as we like to say, ‘most of our ingredients are so local, they’ve never even ridden in a car.’ Instead they get a ride in just our cute little tricycle powered by our legs. Our signature flavor, Lahaina Local Harvest, demonstrates best how tasty local can be, with banana, mango, papaya, pineapple and a touch of Hawaiian honey.” Although nature designates their flavors, the menu includes Mango chili mint, Pineapple lilikoi, Strawberry guava and creme, Watermelon guava, Avocado creme, Strawberry mango colada, Strawberry goat cheese (using cheese from Surfing Goat Dairy) and their surprising Chocolate chip cookie dough which is vegan, and gluten free. “Our tricycle has a permanent location in Lahaina that is open every day

effort to combine our passions for sustainability, health and culinary arts, we got together and decided to introduce the world to Maui Tropsicles.” Their gourmet popsicles are sold from an impressive and artfully painted bicycle powered cart. This cart makes it to Friday Town parties, fundraisers, community events, festivals, sporting events, private parties and anywhere a sweet handmade frozen treat is appreciated. “At Maui Tropsicles, we make everything from scratch with the utmost intention to honor the bounty of Maui and all her tropical flavors,” says Caskey. “We believe in local first, and extending our resources outward only as necessary. With such an abundance of delicious fruits in close proximity, it seems only natural to

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY, MAR. 9 KOLEA RESTAURANT NOW OPEN – Kolea Restaurant in Kahana is now open. This new 200-seat, 8,000-square foot West Maui restaurant features an open kitchen, full-service bar, dining room and lounge area. The menu is family-style and perfect for sharing with family and friends. Everything on the menu is sustainably sourced and made from scratch. Enjoy curries, spicy noodles, fresh salads, Maui-grown meats, Kauai prawns and more. 5-10pm. Kolea Restaurant. Kahana Gateway Center. (4405 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); Koleamaui.com. Photo courtesy of Facebook/Kolea Restaurant

‘THEY ROSE AT DAWN’ – The Ragmala Dance Company presnd Cultural Center ents They Rose at Dawn at the Maui Arts and re women are de(MACC). The dance will be a solo work, where swamy will expicted as “carriers of ritual.” Aparna Ramaswamy vement and plore the spontaneous interplay between movement semble. music accompanied by a Carnatic musical ensemble. 35-45. If you love Indian dance, do not miss this. $35-45. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center,, (1 OW; Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo: Christopher Pike

THURSDAY, MAR. 9 MAUI DANCE VISIONS CLASSES – All this month, Maui Dance Visions classes will be available in both Kahului and Lahaina. They offer smooth dance classes like the Waltz, Foxtrot, Tango, Viennese Waltz and Quickstep. They also offer Latin rhythm classes like the Cha Cha, Rumba, Samba, Bachata, Salsa, Bolero, East and West Coast Swing, Merengue and Mambo. Check their website for schedule and locations. $15-40. 7:30pm. Maui Dance Visions, (Lahaina, Kihei, Wailuku); 808-875-7105; Mauidancevisions.com. Photo: Flickr/Moa Brannas

MARCH TO FREEDOM: TOP-FREE AWARENESS MONTH – Celebrate “Topfree Awareness Month” every Saturday at Baldwin Beach Park during March. Meet up with the Free The Nipple Maui crew and spread greater awareness of the legality of women being topless in public areas. See what top-freedom actually looks like while baring your chest for the cause. Free The Nipple is an organization fighting for gender equality rights. This will be a peaceful demonstration protected by the Constitution. Free. 2pm. Baldwin Beach Park, (Alawai Rd., Paia); Facebook.com/freethenipmaui. Photo courtesy of Facebook/Free The Nipple Maui

THURSDAY, MAR. 9 BRIEF PORTRAIT OF MATURE EMILY DICKINSON AND HER WORK – A Brief Portrait of Mature Emily Dickinson and Her Work will be at the Wailuku Public Library. Presented by Carol Hogard, the event will be an evening talk-story discussion about Dickinson’s poetry. The main focus will be on her poems and extreme psychological states. A bibliography will be provided, and attendees will also learn how to access her work using the Hawaii State Library System’s Collection. Free. 6:30pm. Wailuku Public Library, (251 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-243-5766; Librarieshawaii.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

‘DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS’ – Each weekend through Mar. 19, Maui OnStage presents Dirty Rotten Scoundrels at the Iao Theater. It was originally written by Jeffrey Lane, and the Maui performance will showcase a hilarious rendition of a battle of cons in the French Riviera. The show is suave, sophisticated and full of mischief with a Jazzy score. Directed by Lisa Teichner and choreographed by Erin Kowalick. $20-40. Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30pm, and Sundays at 3pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com. Photo: Brett Wulfson

FRIDAY, MAR. 10 EDDIE IZZARD – Eddie Izzard’s “Force Majeure” tour stops at the MACC. Izzard is one of the most hilarious comedians in the UK today. His narratives are surreal, absurd, creative, unique and tangential. His goal is to bring Force Majeure to all 50 of the United States. Attend his Hawaii show for an eye-opening experience into British comedy, with a twist of politics, of course. $46.50-57. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo: Amanda Searle

REID JAMIESON – Reid Jamieson will perform at Maui Coffee Attic. Hailing from Vancouver, Canada, Reid is a singer-songwriter. The Globe & Mail says his music is “gorgeous, sun-struck acoustic soul.” He’s known for an incredible voice, therapeutic lyrics and magical melodies. Reid will be accompanied by his wife and singer-songwriter partner, Carolyn Victoria Mill. $20. 7pm. Maui Coffee Attic, (59 Kanoa St., Wailuku); 808-250-9555; Reidjamieson.com. Photo courtesy of Reid Jamieson

SATURDAY, SA AT TU UR RD DAY AY, MA MAR. 11 FREERADICALS PROJEKT – Freeradicals Projekt will perform at Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon. See Rama Covarrubias on guitar, Dandy Lehdeerdik on drums and John Michael Jelliffe on bass. Party like it’s the end of the world with a fusion of funk, heavy grooves and beautiful music. There will also be special guests and a DJ spinning tunes before and after the show. Cost TBA. 21+. 9:30pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com. Photo courtesy of Facebook/ Freeradicals Projekt

HAWAII JUNIOR GOLF DAY – Hawaii Junior Golf Day will take place at Maui’s golf resorts. Appropriate for young golfers ages 5-18, this will be a fun and educational experience hosted by the Aloha Section PGA and the Hawaii State Junior Golf Association. There will be golf clinics with PGA and LPGA professionals, certificates of completion, tee prizes and refreshments. Free. 8:30am. Hawaii State Junior Golf Association, (Ka‘anapali Golf Courses, Kahili Golf Course and Wailea Golf Club); HSJGA.org. Photo: Flickr/Angela Bauer

SATURDAY, MAR. 11 SATU TU R TU RD DAY, MA RESTORE YOUR CORE YOGA WORKSHOPS – The Restore Your Core Yoga Workshop Series continues on the North Shore. The three-part yoga series is taught by Rachel G of Body Alive Yoga and Megan of Vitality Wellness. The goal of these workshops is to introduce ways to come back to your center and tap into your yogic power with strength and stillness. Each class includes breath work, meditation, core work and asana. $24/60. 9-11am. Outdoor Location on the North Shore; 808-276-9490; Facebook.com/bodyaliveyoga. Photo courtesy of Facebook/Rachel Gonzalez

SATURDAY, MAR. 11 ‘OUR HEROES’ SPEAKER SERIES – The Our Heroes Speaker Series continues at the Nisei Veterans Memorial Center (NVMC). There will be a panel discussion with guest speakers who served in the Military Intelligence Service (MIS) and the Counter Intelligence Corps (CIC). Hear real stories and experiences of World War II from Masao Motooka (MIS), Harold Okumura (MIS in Okinawa) and Robert Nishida (CIC). Free. 2pm. Nisei Veterans Memorial Center, (665 Kahului Beach Rd., Kahului); 808-244-6862; Nvmc.org. Photo courtesy of NVMC

‘LOVE AND LUST: A BURLESQUE TEASE’ – The Love and Lust: A Burlesque Tease show will take place at ProArts Playhouse. Presented by Cabaret and Cocktails and ProArts, this will be an outrageous evening of sexy goodness. There will be burlesque, song, dance, comedy and fun times to be had. The show will take you on a journey from the cheeky side of love to the naughty side of lust! $20/25. 8pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Loveandlustmaui.eventbrite.com. Photo: Flickr/Jenya Kushnir

SUNDAY, MAR. 12 ‘OCEAN OF LOVE II’ – Check out Aloha in Action’s Aha Aloha Ocean of Love II at Makawao Union Church. The evening will provide a chance to share aloha and mele with Lei‘ohu Ryder, Maydeen ‘Iao and Marty Dread. Expect music that ranges from global to spirit-full. There will also be hula, talk story and Na‘auao. Advance tickets are available at MacNET, Maui Kombucha or online. $35. 5pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Alohainaction.com. Photo courtesy of Facebook/ Aloha in Action

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

Return Of The King ‘Kong: Skull Island’ is classic B-Movie fun ★★★★★ Rated PG-13 / 120 Min.

very version of the King Kong story is essentially the same but each has a different idea driving its story. The original, 1933, black and white King Kong is one of the greatest movies ever made, the prototype for every subsequent special effects-driven blockbuster and visible proof that a man-made movie monster can be endearing and believable. The stop-motion effects in the first movie are creaky but still adorable and impressive for their ambition. Best of all, you root for the Big Guy and understand all too well why he adores screen goddess Fay Wray (c’mon, Kong is a romantic–why else would he take the love of his life to the top of the Empire State Building?). My first introduction to the immortal character came in the form of the Dino De Laurentis-produced 1976 version. Despite its epic ambitions, an updated story and a cast that included Jeff Bridges, Jessica Lange and Charles Grodin, the award-winning visual effects have aged horribly. Despite how striking it is to see Kong climb the World Trade Center’s twin towers and flirt openly with Lange (who, at one point, asks Kong for his

astrological sign), the film is a dud. Peter Jackson’s 2005 remake brought the character back to its former elegance and old school Hollywood glamour. But it takes too long to get started and Adrien Brody and Jack Black will never be plausible action stars. Still, the heart and excitement of the Beauty and the Beast re-telling were there. Director Jordan Vogt-Roberts surprises with his Kong: Skull Island by setting the story in 1973. The 1933 film is about finding hope and wonder amidst The Great Depression, the ‘76 version is a commentary on corporate greed and the ‘05 remake is a tribute to classic Hollywood through digital wizardry. King Kong 2017 is, believe it or not, an on-thenose allegory about the Vietnam War. Samuel L. Jackson stars as a decorated war hero who just survived a tour with his soldiers through Vietnam. Rather than returning stateside, he agrees to one last stint: a couple of scientists (played by John Goodman and Corey Hawkins from Straight Outta Compton) require military protection as they explore Skull Island, with weather patterns not unlike the Bermuda Triangle. Once the large crew (which includes Brie Larson, playing a photographer) infiltrates the violent weather, they quickly find that the island is inhabited by giant monsters.

Seriously, why isn't this movie called 'Viet Kong'?

Every one of these movies stumble out of the starting gate, with too much exposition and set-up for the human characters. VogtRoberts’ film moves swifter and has a tighter pace than Jackson’s, though his approach overall is to mimic the look of graphic novels. This is often effective, as the filmmaker knows to take a pause during a striking, iconic moment. Yet the style leans more towards Zac Snyder than Peter Jackson and so does the screenplay. The dialogue and plotting are B-movie top to bottom, as the actors are stuck reciting brief sentences that were designed for movie trailers and little else. Tom Hiddleston is the dashing lead but the movie clearly needs him more than he needs it. The same is even more true of Larson, who has less to do here than Fay Wray, Jessica Lange and Naomi Watts ever did. Larson’s role should have been played by Megan Fox, not the Oscar winning star of Room. Even John Goodman seems tripped

up by his dumb lines. Thankfully, Jackson isn’t above giving a full-on self parody and gnashing his teeth like a true pro. Then there’s John C. Reilly, stealing the movie by doing a take on Dennis Hopper’s Apocalypse Now role. Reilly is clearly improvising like mad but he still gives a solid, poignant turn. There have been better, smarter versions of this story but I’m still in love with any movie where Reilly brandishes a sword and slashes away at monsters. Kong: Skull Island delivers where it counts and offers a generous helping of monster movie thrills. Anyone who grew up with Rodan, King Kong Vs. Godzilla or Godzilla 1985 will eat this up. Just make sure you sit through all of the end credits for the full effect. The creatures are the real star and they are jaw-dropping. Even in a film where Samuel L. Jackson reprises his most famous Jurassic Park line, the biggest movie star here is the one who can punch-out a helicopter. ■

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presents

APRIL 01, 2017 | 7:30 PM MAUI ARTS & CULTURAL CENTER

Starring Frederica von Stade To Purchase Tickets MauiArts.org / 808.242.SHOW To learn more about the show visit HawaiiOpera.org

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Film

by Alex Mitchell

Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Kong: Skull Island- PG13- 2D THU 8:00, 3D THU 7:00. 2D FRI-SAT 10:45 11:15 11:45 1:35 2:05 4:20 4:50 5:20 7:00 7:30 9:40 10:10 10:40, 2D SUN-THU 10:45 11:15 11:45 1:35 2:05 4:20 4:50 5:20 7:00 7:30. 3D FRI-THU 2:35 8:00. Logan-R- 2D THU 0:30 11:30 1:25 2:25 4:20 5:20 7:15 8:15. 2D FRI-WED 11:30 1:25 2:25 5:20 7:15 8:15 10:25, 2D THU 11:30 1:25 2:25 5:20 7:15. The Great Wall-PG13- 2D THU 11:15 1:45 4:15 7:00. 2D FRI-SAT 12:00 2:40 5:00 7:45 10:15, 2D SUN-THU 12:00 2:40 5:00 7:45. Moonlight-R- 2D THU 2:00 4:30 7:00. 2D FRITHU 10:30 4:30. Collide-PG13- 2D THU 11:30. Rock Dog-PG- 2D THU 10:30 12:40 2:50 5:00. Fist Fight-R- 2D THU 10:30 12:40 2:50 5:00 7:10. My Ex And Why’s-NR- 2D THU 7:15.

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

2D SAT-SUN (11:30 2:30) 4:50 8:00 10:40, 2D MON-THU (11:30 2:30 4:50) 8:00 10:40. The Great Wall-PG13- 2D THU 2:30, 3D THU (11:30 4:40) 9:40. 2D FRI-SUN (2:30) 7:30, 2D MON (2:30) 7:30, 2D TUE-THU (2:30) 7:30. 3D FRI (11:40 4:40) 9:40, 3D SAT (11:40) 4:40 9:40, 3D SUN 4:40 9:40, 3D MON-THU (11:40 4:40) 9:40. John Wick: Chapter 2-R- 2D THU (11:50 1:50 4:50) 7:10 10:10. 2D FRI (11:30 2:10 4:50) 7:40 10:20, 2D SAT-SUN (11:30 2:10) 4:50 7:40 10:20, 2D MON-THU (11:30 2:10 4:50) 7:40 10:20. Lego Batman Movie- PG- 2D THU (11:30 2:00 5:00) 6:40 9:10. 2D FRI (11:40 2:00 5:10) 7:20 10:40, 2D SAT-SUN (11:45 2:05) 5:10 7:20 10:40, 2D MON-THU (11:40 2:00 5:10) 7:20 10:40. Hidden Figures- PG- 2D THU (11:40 2:25 5:00) 7:50 10:30. 2D FRI (12:50 3:40) 6:30 9:20, 2D SAT-SUN (12:50) 3:40 6:30 9:20, 2D MON-THU (12:50 3:40) 6:30 9:20. La La Land- PG13- 2D THU (11:30 2:10 4:50) 7:50 10:30. 2D FRI-SUN (2:20) 7:40, 2D MON (2:20) 7:40, 2D TUE-THU (2:20) 7:40. La La Land Sing Along- PG13- 2D FRI (11:30 4:30) 10:30, 2D SAT-SUN (11:30) 4:30 10:30, 2D MON-THU (11:30 4:30) 10:30.

THURS | 3/9 Lion-PG13- 2D THU (12:00 2:40 5:20) 8:00

10:40. 2D FRI (11:30 1:40 4:20) 6:40 9:20, 2D SAT (1:40) 4:20 6:40 9:20, 2D SUN (11:50 1:40) 4:20 6:40 9:20, 2D MON-THU (11:30 1:40 4:20) 6:40 9:20.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

MARK JOHNSTONE & FRIENDS 6:30p-8:30p • No Cover!

FRI | 3/10

WE WANT THE FUNK WITH DJ BLAST 10pm • Free before 10 $5 FROM 10-10:30PM $10 AFTER 10:30PM

Kong: Skull Island- PG13- 2D THU 7:00, 3D THU

9:45. 2D FRI-MON (12:30) 7:00, 2D TUE (12:30 7:00), 2D WED (12:30) 7:00, 2D THU (12:30) 7:15. 3D FRI-SUN 3:40 10:05, 3D MON (3:40), 3D TUE (3:40 10:05), 3D WED (3:40), 3D THU (3:40) 10:05. Logan-R- 2D THU (12:30 3:45) 7:00. 2D FRI (12:45) 3:45 6:50 9:45, 2D SAT-SUN (12:45) 3:45 6:50 9:45, 2D MON (12:45 3:45) 6:50, 2D TUE (12:45 3:45 6:50 9:45), 2D WED (12:45 3:45) 6:50, 2D THU (12:45 3:30) 6:45 9:55. Get Out- 2D THU (1:00 4:00) 7:10. 2D FRI (1:00) 4:00 7:10 10:15, 2D SAT (1:00) 4:00 7:10 10:15, 2D SUN (1:00) 4:00 7:10 10:15, 2D MON (1:00 4:00) 7:10, 2D TUE (1:00 4:00 7:10 10:15), 2D WED (1:00 4:00) 7:10, 2D THU (1:00 4:00).

SAT | 3/11

FREERADICALS PROJEKT 9:30pm • $15

SUN | 3/12

BREAKFAST SERVED 7AM

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MON | 3/13

CHARLEY’S LIVE BAND OPEN MIC & JAM 7PM-10PM • NO COVER

TUES | 3/14

MATT DEL OLMO & ORION HITZIG 6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

Met Opera: La Traviata-NR- 2D SAT 12:55.

WED | 3/15

Before I Fall-PG13- 2D THU (11:30 2:20) 5:20

7:20 10:40. 2D FRI (12:00 2:10 5:00) 7:10 10:00, 2D SAT-SUN (12:00 2:10) 5:00 7:10 10:00, 2D MON-THU (12:00 2:10 5:00) 7:10 10:00. Logan- R- 2D THU (11:40 12:20 1:50 3:40 4:30) 7:00 7:30 9:50 10:20. 2D FRI (12:10 12:40 3:30 4:00) 6:50 7:20 9:50 10:20, 2D SAT-SUN (12:10 12:40 3:30) 4:00 6:50 7:20 9:50 10:20, 2D MONTHU (12:10 12:40 3:30 4:00) 6:50 7:20 9:50 10:20. Table 19- PG13- 2D THU (11:30 2:50 5:10) 7:30 10:40. 2D FRI (11:30 2:00 4:20) 7:00 9:30, 2D SAT (11:30) 4:20 7:00 9:30, 2D SUN (11:30 2:10) 4:20 7:00 9:30, 2D MON-THU (11:30 2:00 4:20) 7:00 9:30. The Shack- PG13- 2D THU (12:40 3:40) 7:40 9:50. 2D FRI (11:40 1:50 5:00) 7:30 10:30, 2D SAT-SUN (11:40 1:50) 5:00 7:30 10:30, 2D MON-THU (11:40 1:50 5:00) 7:30 10:30. Get Out-R- 2D THU (11:30 2:00) 4:40 8:00 10:40. 2D FRI (11:30 2:30 4:50) 8:00 10:40,

RANDALL ROSPOND

6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER 142 HANA HWY

Last chance to see Fist Fight

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EVENTS

Aparna Ramaswamy Presents A Solo Performance Piece

NEW THIS WEEK KONG: SKULL ISLAND - PG13 - Action/Adventure - A bunch of army guys go to Skull Island to find King Kong in the 1970s because whatever–it’s a monster movie. Stars Brie Larson, Tom Hiddleston and John C. Reilly. See this week’s movie review. 120 min.

HIDDEN FIGURES - PG - Drama - The story of three female African-American mathematicians who played a crucial role in early NASA space missions. Based on a true story. 127 min.

TABLE 19 - PG13 - Comedy/Drama - A maid of honor gets dumped by the best man, but then attends the wedding anyway. Stars Anna Kendrick and Lisa Kudrow. 87 min.

JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2 - R - Action/Thriller Former hitman John Wick returns to the criminal underworld, where he discovers there’s a price on his head. Yawn–been there, done that. 122 min.

LAST CHANCE

They Rose At Dawn

TONIGHT 7:30 pm Castle A Comic Force To Be Reckoned With

Eddie Izzard

FRI March 10 7:30 pm Castle Starry Night Cinema

LA LA LAND - PG13 - Drama/Musical - A pianist falls for an aspiring actress in Los Angeles. Then crazy stuff happens. Stars Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone. 128 min.

COLLIDE - PG13 - Action/Thriller - Some dumb American becomes the getaway driver for some drug smugglers in Germany. Hilarity ensues. Stars Nicholas Hoult and Felicity Jones. 99 min.

THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE - PG - Animation/ Adventure - Lego Batman (voiced by Will Arnett) struggles colorful Lego criminals, his own Lego loneliness and the Lego boy he adopted. 104 min.

FIST FIGHT - R - Comedy - A schoolteacher who gets a colleague fired gets challenged to an after-school brawl. Stars Ice Cube and Charlie Day. 91 min.

Drama set on the U.S./Mexico border

LION - PG13 - Drama - A man in Australia returns to his native India to find his lost family. 118 min.

MY EX AND WHY’S - NR - Romance/Comedy - A blogger (Liza Soberano) wonders if she can ever love her ex (Enrique Gil). 120 min.

THU March 16 7:30 pm McCoy

GET OUT - R - Comedy/Horror - A young black man visits his white girlfriend’s estate. 93 min.

LOGAN - R - Action/Drama - In 2029, Wolverine and an ailing Dr. X care for a young mutant girl who’s being chased by evil agents. 137 min.

THE GREAT WALL - PG13 - Action/Fantasy - A white man (Matt Damon) saves China from dragons because whatever, brah, life is meaningless. 103 min.

THE SHACK - PG13 - Drama/Fantasy - A sad man gets an invite to meet God at some shack. 132 min.

ROCK DOG - PG - Animation/Family - A Tibetan Mastiff leaves home to pursue a career in music after a radio falls out of the sky and lands on him. Frankly, I’d be surprised if any hilarity ensued, but stranger things have happened. 80 min.

LA LA LAND SING-ALONG - PG13 - Drama/ Musical - Watch the film starring Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling in a sing-along format. 127 min. MET OPERA: LA TRAVIATA - NR - Opera See New York’s Metropolitan Opera perform Verdi’s tragic love story. 153 min.

NOW PLAYING BEFORE I FALL - PG13 - Drama/Mystery - A young woman has to relive her last day over and over for a week. Stars Zoey Deutch. 99 min.

The Secret Life of Pets SAT March 11 FREE! A&B Amphitheater 7:00 pm /Gates @ 5:30 pm

Nogales: Storytellers in Cartel Country GALLERY

Akihiko Izukura: The Way of Natural Textiles

Through March 19/Tue-Sun 10-5/FREE

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Calendar

by Alex Mitchell & Shannon Kekahuna

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS LAHAINA SECOND FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri. Mar 10. Bring your family and friends to Lahaina Town for delicious grinds from West Maui restaurants, food trucks and vendors. It’s also Art Night, so make sure to visit all of the local art galleries for a variety of special events. Free. 4:30pm. Lahaina Town Party, (Front St., Lahaina); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com KING AND QUEEN PARTY - Fri. Mar 10. Presented by Crown Royal, party with the Crown Royal Girls and sit yourself on the Royal throne for a photo. DJs Gemini and Ynot will provide entertainment with $4 Crown on special. There will be velvet Crown goodie bags filled with giveaways from Crown and The Man Cave. 21+. No cover. 10pm. South Shore Tiki Lounge, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444; Southshoretikilounge.com MAUI OCEAN CENTER CELEBRATES 19 YEARS - Sun. Mar 12. The Aquarium will feature a crustacean-themed Exploration Station, interactive Wet Naturalist presentations and underwater dive presentations. Local environmental non-profit organizations will be present. Enjoy keiki storytime, live music, ukulele lessons and the Maui Ocean Treasures Semi-Annual Sidewalk Sale with up to 60 percent off select items. 8am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com CHARLESTHEFIRST WITH TAISHAN - Sun. Mar 12. Welcome one of the best new electronic bass music producers CharlesTheFirst (Charles Ingalls) to Maui! Expect the bass to be rumbling through the community hall. Taishan will be opening to set the womp in motion with some fresh new tunes collected from the far reaches of the galactic center. $15-30. 7:30pm. Dance Church Maui, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao) BALDWIN HIGH SCHOOL BAND - Tue. Mar 14. Join the student of Baldwin in the Castle Theater for their annual School Band Concert Series. The concerts allow the next generation of musicians to experience the same world-class stage setting that the superstars enjoy. The public is invited to attend and support Maui’s young performing artists. Come support these hard working students by attending their concert. Free. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

STAGE SHOWS KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Tue-Sat. Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage. $65-99. 4:30pm. Kupanaha Magic Theatre, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0128; Kupanaha.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers, and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional and entertaining theatrical performance. Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of the island’s culture, and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

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NA LIO DINNER - Thu. Mar 9. Sit back and enjoy the story of the horse in Hawaii and discover how the Hawaiian Cowboys and the horse became a part of Hawaiian culture. Check-in at the shop and the shuttle will transport you to Kahalawai Farms and Stables for the dinner and show. The menu will be seasonal and prepared on location by Kalei’s Food Truck and Catering. Visit with miniature horses Julio and Freedom, take pictures and meet the horses and cast of Na Lio. BYOB. $99. 5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com BURN’N LOVE - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with one of the best Elvis impersonators in the world. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Fri. Mar 10. Get onboard for lots of fun, food and dancing on Pacific Whale Foundation’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread. 21+. 5pm. Pacific Whale Foundation, (Ma‘alaea Harbor Shops); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org ‘THE TRIAL OF THE BIG BAD WOLF’ - Sat. Mar 11 - Sun. Mar 19. The Wolf: villain or victim? The Three Pigs: innocent or at fault? Are the jurors solid citizens or characters with a past? Have they come to accurately report the proceedings—or to turn the courtroom into a media circus? Saturdays at 11am and Sundays at 1pm. 11am. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com MAGIC ON MAUI WITH SETH GRABEL - Sundays and Wednesdays. America’s Got Talent star Seth Grabel is on Maui. Grabel is a magician, illusionist and headlining entertainer. Direct from Las Vegas, he brings to Maui a hilariously skillful show that is fun for all ages. Tickets start at $49 for adults and $24.50 for children under 12. Special VIP meet-and-greet packages, Kama‘aina and group rates are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ‘THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA’ - Sun. Mar 12. Rick Scheideman will perform his one-man show at the Pioneer Inn courtyard. He will also perform a short play, The Journey of C.S. Lewis. Enjoy a preshow dinner and happy hour from 3-6pm. Drinks are available for purchase throughout the show. $30 for both shows or $22 separate. Reservations are recommended. 6pm. Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 303-507-0987; Rickscheideman.com FOUREVER FAB SHOW MAUI, THE BEATLES TRIBUTE - Wed. Mar 15. They continue to perfect their performance with sound-alike vocals and the original instruments to pay tribute to the songs that defined a generation. Ticket start at $59.99 for adults and $29.99 for children (age 5 through 11). 10 percent discount for kama‘aina with Hawaii ID. 6:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-365-7535; Foureverfabshow.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Mar 15. Hosted by George and his Slack Key Show Ohana: Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. Pre-show dinner package also available for Sea House Restaurant, advance purchase required call or go online. $37.99. 7:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com

MAUI FOODIE KING’S COTTAGE TASTING ROOM - Thu. Mar 9. Built for King Kalakaua in 1856, the King’s Cottage is where you can taste complimentary MauiWine varieties, also offering free historical and cellar tours. 10am. MauiWine, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com

KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR - Thu. Mar 9. This tour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds, and lots of opportunities to talk story about the history of Rose Ranch. $50. 3:30pm. MauiWine, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com KAPALUA SUNSET DINNER - Thu. Mar 9. Tuesday-Saturday. Sit back, relax and take in the beautiful Maui sunset while enjoying a special three-course Sunset Menu which includes a glass of sparkling wine and an amuse bouche from the chef. $50. 5:30pm. Banyan Tree Restaurant at The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7096; Ritzcarlton.com/banyantree CASTAWAY’S SEAFOOD NIGHT - Fri. Mar 10. Enjoy a seafood extravaganza with fresh fish, clams, shrimp, crab leg cluster, Portuguese sausage, new potatoes, corn on the cob and garlic bread. $47.95. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com MAUI TASTEMAKERS SERIES - Fri. Mar 10. Join Japengo every Friday in March to continue their Maui Tastemakers series celebrating passion for using fresh and locally grown products. This month they are partnering with Adoboloco Hot Sauce, Kauai Sweet Shrimp and Molokai Sweet Prawns. $80. 5:30pm. Japengo at Hyatt Regency Maui, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Japengomaui.com PROJECT COCKTAIL - Fri. Mar 10. This fun Friday night is presented in conjunction with wine and spirit partners to highlight a different type of liquor. Mixologists push their creativity to the max with themed cocktails, concoctions, live music and an entertaining atmosphere. 7pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana HAPA DINNER SHOW - Sat. Mar 11. Enjoy a fun filled evening of awesome Hawaiian music and dine from a select menu of exceptional entrees, pupus, and cocktails. $35 in advance, $40 day of show. 7:30pm. Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com SUNDAY BRUNCH AND BLOODY MARY BAR - Sun. Mar 12. Featuring an enhanced a la carte breakfast menu created by Chef David Viviano. It’s a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights. 10am. Cane and Canoe at Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com WINE SOCIAL - Sun. Mar 12. Sundays and Mondays. Join in an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager, Jim Hansen. Jim’s thoughtful selections paired with light bites by make for a wonderful pre-dinner experience for wine enthusiasts. 4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill at Westin Ka‘anapali Resort, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com KO’S SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Mar 12. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com CASTAWAY’S DATE NIGHT - Wed. Mar 15. A perfect destination to bring your sweetheart with ocean front dining and couple specials. Enjoy entrees, house or Caesar salad and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Mar 15. The luau dinner show Huaka‘i–Journey through Polynesia includes traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural

demonstrations and a fantastic buffet. There will be beautiful hula performances and the fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com

ART SCENE AKIHIKO IZUKURA: THE WAY OF NATURAL TEXTILE EXHIBIT - Until - Sun. Mar 19. Master textile artist, Akihiko Izukura of Kyoto creates work that honors sustainability and symbiosis with nature. His project will fill the expanse of the gallery with a fiber installation made entirely of hand-woven, naturally dyed silk, produced by silkworms. Free. 10am. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org THE CROSSROADS USO EXHIBIT - Until- Fri. Mar 31.Displays depicting the USO from its opening in January 1943 until the war ended in 1945 include original artwork, historical stories and memorabilia from the Crossroads USO, which was located in the building that now houses Casanova. Free. 10am. Makawao History Museum, (3642 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-2482; Makawaomuseum.org QUEEN KA’AHUMANU BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION-STUDENT ART CONTEST - Until - Sat. Mar 18. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center and ‘Ahahui Ka‘ahumanu invite all Maui, Molokai and Lanai students to participate in an art contest in celebration of Her Majesty’s 249th birthday. Entries will be accepted at the QKC Guest Service desk from Mar. 13 to Festival Day Mar. 18 by 10:30am. Winners will be announced at the Center Court Stage at 2pm. 10:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com HAWAIIAN CONTEMPORARY 2017 - Until- Wed. Apr 12. The gallery will display Hawaiian contemporary works by artists like Gabrielle Anderman, Melissa Chimera, Susan Schiesser, Mizu Sumida, Dian Lehr, Linda Whittemore, Carol Kouchi Yotsuda, Wanda Russell and Michael and Misato Mortara. 10:30am. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com CHLOE CRYAN - Fri. Mar 10. Photographer Chloe Cryan will have one of her pieces up for silent auction, benefiting the Lahaina Art Association’s Youth Outreach Program. Enjoy fresh squeezed cocktails, prepared by house craftsmen Adam and Bree, followed by the Official Art Walk After Party featuring a local DJ. Free. 5pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Mar 10. Visit the gallery, for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase a new artist of the week. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com ROB DECAMP - Fri. Mar 10. Rob DeCamp’s photography reflects amazing scenes and colors of the islands, enhanced by color mats surrounding his images. He will also be at his show on Wednesdays from 10am-2pm throughout March. His work will be on display until April 2. 6pm. Lahaina Arts Society, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com MORT LUBY - Mon. Mar 13 & Tue Mar 14. Mort Luby’s watercolor and oil paintings of Maui scenes have been displayed for nearly a decade at Maui Hands galleries. Mon: 12pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Tue: 2pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com LUANA KAMA - Tue. Mar 14.Watercolorist Luana Kama enjoys painting with watercolor and finds it fascinating to see the pigments and water flow on paper, her favorite subjects to paint are people and flowers. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com

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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

Let’s Go Retro SIN w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

Saturday Sessions w/ DJ Blast, 10pm

Mobius Loop w/ DJ Adnan, DJ JMeans & DJ Mokoko, $10 Time TBA

Saturday Night Soul w/ Good Vibrations 9pm $10

Mark Johnstone & Friends 6:30pm, no cover

We Want the Funk w/ DJ Blast, 10pm $5/$10

Freeradicals Project, 9:30pm $15

Brunch & Bloody Mary Bar 7am

MON- Live Band & Open Mic 7-10pm, TUE- Matt Del Olmo & Orion Hitzig 6:30pm, WED- Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

Will Hartzog 7:30pm-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7-9pm; no cover

MON-Garrett Probst 7:30pm, TUE- Jazz at the Cat 7:30pm WED- Benny Uyetake 7pm

Service Industry Night

House Music

DJ $Mike

Gina Martinelli Band, 6pm

MON- Corona Day, TUE- Pool League, WED-Happy Hump Day!

Kanoa 2-5pm, SIN w/DJ Gary Oneal 9pm-close

Scott Baird 2-5pm, Maui Blues Band 9-11pm & DJ Andrew Dana 11pm

Johnny Ringo 2-5pm, Andrew Dana 9pm

Jason Archilla 2-5pm

MON-Chad Kaya 2-5pm, TUE- David Dawson 2-5pm, WED- Brant Quick 2-5pm & SIN w/ DJ Gary Oneal (time TBA)

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MON- MA’s Mix 10pm, TUE- Ladies Night 10pm, WED- TBA

Jason Macapulay 11am1pm, DJ Love 10pm

Corey Rezner 11am-1pm, DJ Andrew Dana 10pm

Noa Zeb 11am-1pm, DJ Casey 10pm

Corey Rezner 11am-1pm

MON-Jon Kanekua 11am-1pm, TUE- Alex Calma 11am-1pm, WED- Ian Galleisky 11am-1pm, DJ Sweets 10pm

Gretchen Rhodes & Houseshakers, 7-10pm

I-Drive, 7-10pm

Ryan Robinson, 9-10pm

MON- Corey Rezner 7pm, TUE & WED- Paul Johnson 6:30-9:30pm

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMOND'S ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DIRTY MONKEY 844 Front St., Lahaina - 419-6286

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

DOWN THE HATCH 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

POLITICAL EVENTS

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

SAY NO TO SCAM ARTISTS - Thu. Mar 9. This is a video presentation by the Federal Trade Commission (FTC). Talking points to include Internet Fraud, Investment Scams, Tax Scams, Credit Card Skimming, Validation Code Scam, ATM and Debit Card Fraud, Billing/Invoice Scams, Telemarketing Scams, MLM Scams, Product Counterfeiting, Phony Charities, Rent to Own and Rental Scams, Home Business Scams, Moving Company Scams, Medical, Health, Hospital Fraud. 11:30am. Maui County Business Resource Center, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu St., Kahului); 808-873-8247.

KIP MOORE - Sat. Mar 18. Kip Moore’s live show mixes the bombast and wild desperation of Bruce Springsteen with the rootsy stomp of Merle Haggard. It’s a sound built on space and swagger, rd as a it twangs. Prices a sound that bangs as hard w. $29.50-49.50. increase $5 day-of-show. ultural 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cu Cultural y, Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

TICKETS ON SALE MAPA’S 2017 SPRING GALA: PARISIAN CABARET - Fri. Mar 17. Treat yourself to a great evening while supporting the Maui Academy of Performing Arts work in education and the community. Attend as your favorite cabaret star or simply get ready for a Parisian night on the town. 6pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com JOY OF WRITING INTENSIVE - Sat. Mar 18. Let author Jasmyne Boswell transform your relationship to writing while learning specific tools that will last you a lifetime. Call or go online to register. 10:30am. Jasmyne Boswell, (Haiku); 808-268-5807; Jasmyneconsulting.com UNDER THE STARS: PIGS + PINOT + PIZZA - Sat. Mar 18. It’s Taverna’s First Anniversary Bash and they’ll be celebrating with the three P’s: Pig, Pinot and Pizza. There will be eight Chef Action Stations with portion of proceeds going to Maui Culinary Academy. They will also be debuting Taverna’s Private Label Pinot Noir made by Gary Burk of Costa De Oro Winery in Santa Barbara. Resort casual Attire. $100. 6pm. Taverna Kapalua, (2000 Village Rd., Kapalua); 808-667-CIAO; Tavernamaui.com KUANA TORRES KAHELE - Sat. Mar 18. Enjoy an evening with Kuana Torres Kahele, musician vocalist, songwriter, record producer, dancer and more. He’s known for his poetry-laden lyrics and is one of the popular entertainers performing in Hawaii and Japan. Kahele currently maintains his own Hawaiian music and culture school in Japan. Tickets are $40 for adults and $20 for children ages 3-12. 7:30pm.

DJ Kurt’s Underground Dance Party, 10pm

MON- Movies & Martinis 7:30pm, TUE-Latin Nights w/ music and Salsa dancing 10pm, WED- Wine Down Wednesday

Frisky Friday w/ DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm

WED- New Ladies Night, 10pm $10

cannot make a full halau commitment but still want to have hula in their lives. No fundraising, performance, or protocol commitments. Must have knowledge of the hula basics. These are not beginner classes. $30. 5pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

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LES HULA LESSONS - Thu. Mar 9. Want tto learn hula? Drop by the m mall’s center stage for a fre free lesson with Jan Kitag guchi. Free. 5pm. Lahaina C Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

SPRING POPS WITH GUEST ARTISTS, HAPA - Sun. Mar 19. ‘AKAKU UPSTAIRS’ The music of HAPA has OUT SALON SERIES WITH K been called “majestic, C CHE ARAM ARMSTRONG stunning, reflecting a link EK WE CAN E T Mar 9. Aram will teach Thu. to the past while soaring U H T O Y F O yo you some great iPhone video mightily into the future.”” 17. KS AGE PIC ns reco recording tips, showing that Virtuoso hypnotic guitar runs P ON you ccan produce quality videos weave around pure vocals,, imc lyrics for busine business and for fun. Free. 6pm. peccable harmonies, poetic -rock. HalfAkaku Maui Community Media, (333 and a dose of acoustic folk-rock. Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-871-5554; Akaku.org price students 18 and under. $20-55. 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, NVMC MINI POP-UP EXHIBIT: DAY OF REKahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org MEMBRANCE: EXECUTIVE ORDER 9066 Until - Fri. Mar 10. Feb. 19 was the Day of Remembrance and the 75th year since President Franklin D. Roosevelt signed Executive Order 9066 in 1942. This order cleared the way for the internment of Japanese Americans during the war. The ALL-DAY WELLNESS RETREAT - Thu. Mar 9. Nisei Veterans Memorial Center invites the public Committing to help improve the mind, body and to view the exhibit which will be open from Mon-Fri. soul, Spa Montage Kapalua Bay offers an all-in12pm. Nisei Veterans Memorial Center, (665 Kaclusive package to fit your wellness needs. $400. hului Beach Rd.); 808-244-6862; Nvmc.org 6am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/kapalua-bay GROOVE TO THE MOOVE - Thu. Mar 9. QKC,

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WISDOM FLOW STUDIOS PLAYCARE AND KEIKI CLASSES - Thu. Mar 9. Enroll your keiki in our after school and weekend classes to bring more movement and creative expression into their lives. After School classes run Monday through Friday 3-5:30pm. Weekend Class times vary. 8:30am. Wisdom Flow Studios, (95 Makawao Ave.); 808-205-0908; WisdomFlowYoga.com HALAU HULA KAULUOKALA KUMU ULUWEHI GUERRERO HULA CLASSES - Thu. Mar 9. Halau Hula Kauluokala under the direction of Kumu Uluwehi Guerrero is opening classes for adults who

Meadow Gold Dairies and Hui No Ke Ola Pono presents Groove To Moove. Bring your walking shoes and get “moving” together toward a healthier community. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8774325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

FRIDAY, MARCH 10TH PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Mar 10. Meet-up with friends and co-workers or gather the family together and start your weekend on a beautiful note. Stay for dinner at one of The Shops’

five award-winning restaurants. 4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com DEATH WITH DIGNITY IN HAWAII? - Fri. Mar 10. Doorway into Light and The Death Store present How To Die In Oregon, a film that chronicles Oregon’s 20 year old “Death With Dignity” law. This film covers the background of the Oregon law and the lives of a few patients who have chosen to take their life under it. The film will be followed by a community discussion facilitated by Reverend Bodhi Be. 6:30pm. Kaunoa Senior Center Paia, (401 Alakapa Pl., Paia); 808-270-7308. LET’S KOKUA TOGETHER - Fri. Mar 10. All nonprofit organizations looking to host an education or fundraiser event. The selection process is based on quality, professionalism, and compliance with all of QKC’s guidelines and deadlines. 5pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

SATURDAY, MARCH 11TH E-CYCLING - Sat. Mar 11. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include computers, televisions, microwaves, cell phones, stereos, copiers, fax machines and other items with circuit boards. The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours. 8am. E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-264-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle HUAKA'I TO WAIHEE DAIRY - Sat. Mar 11. In collaboration with Hawaiian Land Trust, MHS Board Member, Scott Fisher will lead a hike and provide a historical overview of the Waihee Dairy. Hike will be moderately strenuous. Bring water and snacks. Space is limited to 25 people. Call to reserve your spot. 9:00am. Waihee Ridge Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, (Halewaiu Rd., Waihee); 808-244-3326. YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Mar 11. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com ‘THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS’ - Sat. Mar 11. This is an animated comedy about the lives our pets lead after we leave for work or school each day. Bring a low-back beach chair and/or a blanket and spread out on the lawn for a special screening. Free. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

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HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Karaoke, 9pm-close

Dat Guyz, 9pm-close

Island Reggae, 9pm-close

Karaoke Industry Night, 8pm-close

MON- Karaoke 8pm, TUE- Karaoke & $1 Tacos, WED- Open Mic 9pm

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John Bowser

MON- Mel & Soundlab, TUE- Nino Tascano & Paul Bunuan, WED- Guest Musician

Ma’a 6:30pm-8:30pm

Crazy Fingers Duo, 8-10pm

Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm

Benny & Rock 6-8pm

MON- Benny & Rock 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Sal Godinez, 5-8pm

Neto, 5:30pm

Island Soul, 5:30pm

TUE- Tantalizing Tues w/Gina Martinelli & Friends 5-8pm, WED-Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolf / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Pat Simmons Jr., 6:30-8:30pm

Soul Kitchen Big Band, 7-9pm

Makai Jazz, 6:30pm

Celtic Tigers, 7pm

MON - Joyce & Gord 6:30pm TUE - Brenton Keith & His Bag O' Tricks 6:30pm

Hot Friday’s w/ DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamikaze, 10pm

Euphoria w/ DJ Big Mike, 10pm

Karaoke, Darts & Brant Quick 7-11pm

Ladies Night w/ specials 9pm

Dart Tournament, NBA & NHL

MON- NBA & NHL, TUE- $2 Taco Tuesdays, WED- Specials & Darts

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

PARADISE GRILL

2291 Kaanapali Pkwy, Lahaina - 662-3700

PLAYMAKERS SPORTS BAR 928 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4084

WEST AFRICAN DANCE WITH QUINCEY - Sat. Mar 11. Live drumming. Have fun following the beats of the drums, learn new steps and moves with this great teacher. $10. 11am. Pahu Creations, (870 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-385-2642; Pahumaui.com ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Mar 11. Join in an educational tour of permaculture design features. Their goal is to create whole systems which produce healthy food sustainably. Rather than depending on outside inputs which have a carbon footprint and often carry toxic components such as heavy metals and antibiotics, they strive to grow needed amendments right here on their land. $20-25. 4pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com

SUNDAY, MARCH 12TH FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Mar 12. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit! Every Class is a Party! Every body is welcome. You’ll Sweat, You’ll Laugh, You’ll Cheer… and you’ll wanna come back for more. Free. 8:30am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit at Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Mar 12. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit. Free. 9am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit at Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com YIN AND YANG YOGA - Sun. Mar 12. Yin Yoga is calm and meditative, and helps to enhance the natural range of motion by nourishing deep layers of connective tissues around the major joints to mobilize life force chi along the vital organ meridians. Muscularly passive, longer held postures with emphasis on breath awareness, stillness and surrender result in a feeling of being well-grounded, with improved mobility. $15. 4pm. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com HUI! LANAKILA - Sun. Mar 12. Enjoy a traditional Hawaiian hula performance by Hui Lanakila on the mall’s center stage. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

MONDAY, MARCH 13TH OUTDOOR YOGA - Mon. Mar 13. Sandy Callender, a registered yoga teacher, will show how using traditional yoga postures and breath work brings you greater flexibility and strength, a deeper connection to your wholeness and turns on your relaxation response. Donation. 8am. Waipulani Park, (South Kihei Rd.); 808-214-2766;

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Easyyogamaui.com SALSA DANCE CLASS - Mon. Mar 13. Maui dance enthusiasts and Latin music lovers can take Salsa Dance Classes with Demian and Lasensua, singles and couple welcome. Beginner class starts at 6pm with intermediate class to follow at 6:45pm. $10 per class, $15 per couple. 6pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org AUTHENTIC AND FUN ZUMBA CLASS - Mon. Mar 13. Join the Super High-Energy Latin Fitness Dance class, with Latin Instructor Carolina from Chile. Authentic formula 70 percent Latin Rhythms and 30 percent Pop. Also include yoga stretches at the end if the class. Cost is $5 for gym members, $7 non-members. Everyone welcome. 6pm. Maui Powerhouse Gym, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-6737; Mauipowerhousegym.com

TUESDAY, MARCH 14TH MNHCOC TALK STORY OPEN MIC NIGHT Tue. Mar 14. Members and guests will have an opportunity to network and to take the microphone to talk about the latest happenings in their businesses and community service projects. There will be assorted pupu catered by Ho apili Ane. Admission is $20 for members or $25 for non-members. RSVP deadline is Sunday, Mar. 12. 5:30pm. Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy, Waikapu); 855-364-6622; Mauitropicalplantation.com HOW TO GET 25 HOURS OUT OF A 24HOUR DAY - Tue. Mar 14. Instructor: Patti Sabla. This class will teach you how to make the most of those precious hours. Discover what may be eating up your time without you even realizing it. Find out what is keeping you from being productive. 12pm. Maui County Business Resource Center, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu St., Kahului); 808-873-8247. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SUPPORT GROUPS Tue. Mar 14. Child and Family Service in Wailuku offers weekly domestic violence support groups for survivors, teens and children every Tuesday. Please call for more information and/or to register. (Registration is required). 5:30pm. Child and Family Service, (392 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-877-6888 / 808-357-8260; Childandfamilyservices.org E-CYCLING - Tue. Mar 14. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include computers, televisions, microwaves, cell phones, stereos, copiers, fax machines and other items with circuit boards. The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours. 1pm. E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-264-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle

UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Mar 14. It’s never too late to learn how to play the Hawaiian Guitar. Free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 15TH KEIKI ALOHA HULA CLASS - Wed. Mar 15. Keiki Aloha Hula brings the aloha, and the love of Hawaiian dance to Upcountry kids ages 7 to 12 in a non-competitive, creative, nurturing environment. This is a fun class where students will learn the basics, and fundamentals of hula movement, as well as language and culture appreciation. 4:15pm. Wisdom Flow Studios, (95 Makawao Ave., Makawao); 808-205-0908; WisdomFlowYoga.com OUTLETS OUTDOOR MARKET - Wed. Mar 15. The Market will feature chef demonstrations, live music, hula show and cultural activities. Maui farmers and artisans will feature locally-grown produce, handmade goods, creative crafts, apparel, island artwork and more. The Outlets retailers will also host a sidewalk sale with special sales and promotions. Get a free parking validation with any purchase from a market vendor. 4pm. Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8277; Outletsofmaui.com

LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI AUNTIE’S KITCHEN AT WESTIN KA‘ANAPALI RESORT - Fri, Live Music 4-7pm; Mon, Live Music 4-7pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Westinkaanapali.com/dining BEACH CLUB RESTAURANT AT ASTON KA‘ANAPALI SHORES - Thu, Benny Uyetake 6-9pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 3-6pm; Wed, Harry Troupe 3-6pm; (3445 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-2211. CANE AND CANOE AT MONTAGE KAPALUA - Thu, Pi‘ilani Arias 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Kapali Keahi 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Daniel Querubin and Dayan Kai 5:30-9pm; Sun, Gary Larson Duo 9am-12pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brian Haia 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; CaptainJacksMaui.com

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Fri, Joe Benedet 4:30-7:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Sat, Scot Freeman 4:307:30pm; Sat, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Sun, Joe Benedet 4:30-7:30pm; Sun, Scot Freeman 8-11pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-7:30pm; Mon, Evan Shulman 8-11pm; Tue, Scott Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Tue, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Wed, Brooks Maguire 4:30-7:30pm; Wed, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com CLIFF DIVE GRILL AT SHERATON MAUI - ThuWed, Local Live Entertainment 6-8pm; (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Cliffdivegrillmaui.com COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:3010pm; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Garrett Probst 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Benny Uyetake 7:3010pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com DOWN THE HATCH - Thu, Jason Macapulay 11am-1pm; Fri, Corey Rezner 11am-1pm; Sat, Noa Zeb 11am-1pm; Sun, Corey Rezner 11am1pm; Mon, Jon Kaneakua 11am-1pm; Wed, Ian Galleisky 11am-1pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Thu, Garrett Probst and Keali’i Lum 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Tim Osbourne 6-8:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana 3-5pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damien Awai 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana and Guest 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Tue, Roy Kato and Guest 6-8:30pm; Wed, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Wed, Malanai 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com HULA GRILL - Thu, Kealii Lum and Friends 2-5pm; Thu, Damon Parillo and Friends 6-9pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11am-1pm; Fri, Ma’a 2-5pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Sat, Danyel Alana and Friends 6-9pm; Sun, Josh Lum 2-5pm; Sun, Lahui 6-9pm; Mon, Ua Aloha Maji 2-5pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum and Friends 6-9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6-9pm; Wed, Danyel Alana 2-5pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Roy Kato and Kamuela Hamakua 6-9pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com JAPENGO AT HYATT REGENCY MAUI - ThuWed, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; (200 Nohea Kai

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PINEAPPLE GRILL - Fri, Johnny Ringo 3-6pm; Sat, Guest Musician 3-6pm; Sun, Codae 3-6pm; (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600; Pineapplegrillmaui.com

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Sign Language PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Pisceans are champion cuddlers. Most Fish would rather have a snuggle than a screw, if they had to choose. That’s a powerful instinct, actually, and one that’s likely to be quite helpful this week, even if it comes off as a bit oversweet or lame to some people. You see, there are those who think they know what they need–whether it’s a lay, advice, or some retail therapy–but what’s actually going to do the trick is some simple, authentic, honest, down-to-earth affection. And guess who’s just the person to give it to them, whether they’re ready or not? You, of course. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Everyone’s had one of those stomach-churning nights where something you ate didn’t agree with you, and you spent the entire time making trips into the bathroom (or giving up and just camping out there). It’s amazing how much that can throw you for a loop; lack of sleep and nourishment makes you feel incredibly shaky and weak the next day. So you’ve surely experienced how crap you feel when deprived of physical rest and sustenance; why should it be any different emotionally? You need to give yourself time to recharge from exhausting ordeals, and restock the kinds of energy you can actually run on. If you don’t take that time, you’re just looking for trouble. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Watch your step. What looks like a shallow puddle is actually a sinkhole. What you thought might simply wet your socks is liable to plunge you into murky water way over your head. It’s easy enough to avoid, if you’re willing to slow down quite a bit, and make sure that every footfall forward lands on recognizably solid ground. This might be a difficult choice to make, given the speedy clip with which you’ve been able to progress of late, but nevertheless, I suggest you make it. Your other option, naturally, is a full stop.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Every stain has a solution. Crafty launderers know all the tricks. Too bad your memories aren’t so easily expunged. I still think you could be free of that one stubborn stain of remembrance, even if you’ve tried nearly everything. Give it one more go. If all else fails, don’t throw in the towel and just accept that there’ll always be this ugly blotch holding you back. Consider, instead, the last resort when it comes to salvaging an otherwise ruined garment: dying the damn thing. Soak yourself in so many (ideally stronger and better) memories that you couldn’t possibly spare another moment for that one. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Nearly everyone’s overdone it with booze at some point. However, not everything you’ve reacted badly to can be as easily avoided as a certain flavor of alcohol. Sometimes–like this week–you have to push through the retching and distaste and just bear it. I hope you find a way to do that, or you’ll be missing out on some opportunities that come along with. No need to overindulge in the stuff, like last time. But letting yourself at least pretend to enjoy a sip or two would not only be a good move on many levels, it’s also quite likely to build character.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Remember when you used to catch bugs or frogs and put them in jars for study, when you were a kid? I’ve yet to meet a Sag who hasn’t at least once or twice been ruled by their curiosity in this way. Eventually, though, as you peered in at your victim, you couldn’t help identifying with them to some extent, and ultimately releasing them. I admire this about you; familiarity, for you, doesn’t breed contempt (although, occasionally you are subject to boredom) so much as affection. If you find yourself shying away from someone this week, for whatever reason, resist the urge. Move closer to them instead. Even if you’re never able to like them, you may, eventually, love them, just a little.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Every Cancer has a private fantasy of ultimate (and ultimately unrealistic) domesticity. Perhaps you wish you could come home from work to find dinner on the table and a drink at hand; you put your feet up for a massage and take the time to talk over the day with whoever’s there. As far as fantasies go, this one’s pretty tame, but somehow as difficult to manifest as more convoluted ones involving multiple people and props. Nevertheless, you deserve to at least once in a great while have your rather modest wish granted. This week might be your turn. The key? Ask nicely. Bargain. And never, ever be ungracious.

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When a fashion designer crafts a new outfit, they usually do a number of sketches and mock-ups first. Even though no one will ever use or even see these first few incarnations of the dress, they are vital steps in the process. Your confidence has gotten out of hand, this week. You think you can jump straight from the idea to the finished product, without the whole trial and error thing in between. Wrong. You think you know exactly where you’re headed, and I admire your vision. But not taking the time to make the journey there would be a mistake–because it’s that very journey that’s likely to change (and improve) your ultimate destination–and you.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Your situation is like one of those macro photographs of something in intense close-up. It’s impossible to tell what you’re looking at–a vulva? An elbow? A flower? It could be virtually anything, so it’s almost impossible to choose the correct reaction to it. Surprise? Admiration? Humor? Shock? Basically your only realistic option is to keep your cool and develop your patience. It may take a long time for things to properly unfold this week, ages before you’re able to get some real perspective. Don’t jump the gun, though, as tempting as that might be. Stay absolutely chill and hold on until you really know what you’re looking at. Then act.

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So now that you’re getting better at discerning when to put out fires, and when to let them burn, you can move on to the next thing: when to actually start them. It’s not fair for you to always be reactive, letting some of the more fiery signs do all the heavy lifting and motivating. Every once in awhile it’s your turn to step up and light fires under the asses of those who sorely need your inspiration. You know who they are. By leaving them to their own devices, you’re actually letting them down. Even if it doesn’t come naturally to you, Water Bearer, please pull out those matches and get t work. To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com

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