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NORTH KOREA NUCLEAR ‘THREAT’? GET A GRIP A friend of mine is traveling through Europe right now. She recently posted on Facebook that she checks the site every day to make sure Hawaii hasn’t been destroyed in a nuclear attack. Another friend, referencing a recent news article, said it’s time to upgrade our state’s bomb shelters. I can’t look at social media these days without seeing some scary post about the “threat” of nuclear war with North Korea. And there are journalistic accounts too–from reputable news organizations– that seem every bit as frightening. “Specialists think North Korea poses nuclear threat to Hawaii,” screamed a terrifying April 10, 2017 Honolulu Star-Advertiser story. Four days later, Hawaii News Now followed up with a story headlined “Hawaii panel asks state to prepare for North Korea attack.” None of this is new (in fact, I can recall that back in 2009 resort officials on Lanai ordered tourists off the beach because they feared a North Korean missile would hit there). More than ever, everyone in Hawaii needs to get a grip. News organizations especially need to stop looking on North Korea terror stories as click-bait and start making sure their headlines are as rational as the reporting in their stories. North Korea is not going to lob nuclear missiles at Hawaii–at least, not anytime soon. Of that, military analysts agree. The North Korean government simply doesn’t have any missiles capable of hitting us. “North Korea is still a few years away from being able to target U.S. territory,” wrote Sharon Squassoni, director of the Proliferation Prevention Program at the Center for Strategic and Inter-

national Studies and member of the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists’ Science and Security Board in an April 14, 2017 op-ed for Teen Vogue (don’t laugh–they’re posting some of the best political writing out there right now). “It has been testing an intermediate-range missile, the Musudan, which could possibly reach Guam if the most optimistic estimates are right, but reaching Hawaii would require a missile to fly well over 4,000 miles. North Korea’s only missile with a triedand-true, demonstrated range flies only 1,000 km (about 620 miles).” Right now, nuclear war with North Korea threatens South Korea and Japan, but not Hawaii. Sure, this might change in a few years, but right now, it does not include Hawaii. Once you read past the white knuckle headlines of local stories, it’s clear the “threat” from North Korea is being overblown. Pretty deep into that Star-Advertiser story mentioned above is the following quote from Hawaii Emergency Management Administrator Vern Miyagi: “If you were to ask me what is the status of North Korea, and is (a missile attack) a high probability, no, it’s a low probability.” As the article explains, Miyagi is a “retired Army two-star general who served at the Paciﬁc Command as senior adviser for military support to civil authorities operations and Reserve and National Guard affairs,” so his credentials are pretty solid. It helps to understand why North Korea, one of the most reclusive nations on earth, has been seeking nuclear weapons for the last few decades. The reason is actually pretty simple. “Above all else, North Korea’s nuclear programme is about security–it is, by their estimation, the only reliable guarantee of the country’s basic sovereignty, of the Commu-

nist regime’s control, and of the rule of Kim Jong-un,” said Professor John Delury, of the Yonsei University Graduate School of International Studies, in a Sept. 9, 2016 BBC article. “North Korea learned from Iraq that Saddam Hussein’s mistake was he did not possess the weapons of mass destruction he was falsely accused of having. Libya taught a similar lesson. So, until we can help Pyongyang find a credible substitute to guarantee its security, and give Kim Jong-un the kind of prestige that comes with being a member of the nuclear club, then we can expect more tests, more progress and more ‘provocations’.” Above all else, North Korea wants nuclear weapons to deter an American attack and invasion. Given our history of routinely bombing, invading and occupying poor nations–to say nothing of the bombastic blather of President Donald Trump–I’d say North Korea has a great deal more to fear from us than we have from them. This is something every American, in or out of Hawaii, needs to understand: where North Korea is concerned, the United States is the biggest threat in the world. This predates the loon Trump by many decades, and will likely continue long after he’s finally out of power (assuming he doesn’t provoke China or even Russia into nuking us).

MIKE VICTORINO IN BAD AUTO COLLISION So after a weekend of speculating about the veracity of a story that former Maui County Councilmember/future Maui Mayor candidate Mike Victorino had been in an auto collision that involved him hitting two kids–a story apparently first reported by Hawaii News Now, though there is no trace of such a story on their website–The Maui News finally reported on Monday, April 17 that the incident did indeed occur. But don’t worry, the paper’s story took

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pains to make clear: everyone is doing fine. “Joycelyn Victorino confirmed Sunday that her husband, Mike Victorino, who previously held the council’s Wailuku-WaiheeWaikapu residency seat and has announced plans to run for Maui County mayor in 2018, was the driver in the collision, but said that he was not under the influence of alcohol and was not speeding, which matched a statement from police,” the News reported. The paper then quoted Mike Victorino as saying, “I am devastated by this.

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I hurt for them. And I want them to get a speedy and total recovery. That’s my prayer for the two of them and their families.” According to the story, Victorino and his wife were driving on West Papa Avenue at 9:30pm on the night of April 13 when “an 18-year-old male and a 15-year-old male stepped into the roadway and attempted to cross toward Luana Gardens, police spokesman Lt. Gregg Okamoto said.” Jocelyn Victorino said the car was going no faster than 25 miles per hour (police added that they did not believe speed or alcohol was a factor in the collision). After hitting the young men, Victorino reportedly stopped and waited for police and emergency personnel to arrive. Both young men sustained “nonlife-threatening injuries,” The Maui News reported. And that would seem to be that, except for one curious detail. According to the story, the “Initial investigation revealed that the pedestrians were not in a crosswalk at the time of the collision, Okamoto said,” but according to the mother of the older male that was hit, “Her son told her that the teens had been in a crosswalk at the time of the collision.” Very curious indeed. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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LATEST HUMAN RIGHTS Convicted murderer Philip Smith (a veteran criminal serving life for killing the father of a boy Smith had been sexually abusing) escaped from prison in New Zealand with the help of a disguise that included a toupee for his bald head–before being caught. Prison officials confiscated the toupee, but Smith said a shiny head behind bars made him feel “belittled, degraded and humiliated” and sued for the right to keep the toupee. (In March, in a rare case in which a litigant succeeds as his own lawyer, Smith prevailed in Auckland’s High Court.)

AWESOME! The Cleveland (Ohio) Street Department still had not (at press time) identified the man, but somehow he, dressed as a road worker, had wandered stealthily along Franklin Boulevard during March and removed more than 20 standard “35 mph” speed limit signs–replacing all with official-looking “25 mph” signs that he presumably financed himself. Residents along those two miles of Franklin have long complained, but the city kept rejecting pleas for a lowered limit.

MATING STRATEGIES The Apenheul primate park in Apeldoorn, Netherlands, is engaged in a four-year experiment, offering female orangutans an iPad loaded with photos of male orangutans now housed at zoos around the world, with the females able to express interest or disinterest (similar to swiping right or left on the human dating app Tinder). Researchers admit results have been mixed, that some males have to be returned home, and once, a female handed the iPad with a potential suitor showing, merely crushed the tablet. (Apps are not quite to the point of offering animals the ability to digitally smell each other.)

THE PEAHEN GAZE Peacocks are “well known” (so they say) to flash their erect, sometimes-six-foot-high rack of colorful tail feathers to attract mating opportunities. However, as researchers in Texas recently found, the display might not be important. Body cameras placed on peahens at eye level (to learn how they check out strutting males) revealed that the females gazed

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mostly at the lowest level of feathers (as if attracted only to certain colors rather than the awesomeness of the towering flourish).

SPECTACULAR ERRORS! In March, jurors in Norfolk, Virginia, found Allen Cochran, 49, not guilty of attempted shoplifting, but he was nowhere to be seen when the verdict was announced. Apparently predicting doom (since he had also been charged with fleeing court during a previous case), he once again skipped out. The jury then re-retired to the jury room, found him guilty on the earlier count and sentenced him to the fiveyear maximum. (Because of time already served, he could have walked away legally if he hadn’t walked away illegally.) And in March, Ghanian soccer player Mohammed Anas earned a “man of the match” award (after his two goals led the Free State Stars to a 2-2 draw), but botched the acceptance speech by thanking both his wife and his girlfriend. Reportedly, Anas “stumbled for a second” until he could correct himself. “I’m so sorry,” he attempted to clarify. “My wife! I love you so much from my heart.”

LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATORS It turns out that Layne Hardin’s sperm is worth only $1,900–and not the $870,000 a jury had awarded him after finding that former girlfriend Tobie Devall had, without Hardin’s permission, obtained a vial of it without authorization and inseminated herself to produce her son, now age six. Initially Hardin tried to gain partial custody of the boy, but Devall continually rebuffed him, provoking the lawsuit (which also named the sperm bank Texas Andrology a defendant) and the challenge in Houston’s First Court of Appeal.

MOST COMPETENT CRIMINAL An astonished woman unnamed in news reports called police in Coleshill, England, in February to report that a car exactly like her silver Ford Kuga was parked at Melbicks garden center–with the very same license plate as hers. Police figured out that a silver Ford Kuga had been stolen nearby in 2016, and to disguise that it was stolen, the thief had looked for an identical, not-stolen Ford Kuga and then replicated its license plate, allowing the thief to drive the stolen car without suspicion.

GREAT ART! At what was billed as part of a cancer fundraising event at the AvantGarden in Houston in February, performance artist Michael Clemmons and a partner, working as the act Sonic Rabbit Hole, had the elegant idea that one give the other an enema on stage, but there was a “spraying” accident. Viewers were led to believe the procedure was authentic, but the artists swore later that the sprayed contents were just a protein shake. “What I did is not all that [extreme],” protested Clemmons. “I don’t understand why I’m getting the attention for this.” ■

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Get Involved! A brief guide to Maui's community environmental stewards By Anthony Pignataro

One of the (many) advantages to living in Maui County is that virtually everyone agrees as to the importance of environmental issues. There are plenty of federal and state agencies dedicated to making sure succeeding generations will still enjoy the land, water and air we have now, and Maui County Environmental Coordinator Rob Parsons has spent years making sure all our local issues receive the proper attention at the county level. But much of the real conservation and preservation work going on is being done by community organizations. Here’s a brief guide to 20 groups out there doing wonderful work for the betterment of Maui. Though they all deal with different issues, they all share something critical: they require your donations and volunteer time to work. So rather than just sign some Facebook petition to save the earth, why not help out a group that’s out there doing it?

ALOHA RECYCLING Aloha Recycling is a Certified Redemption Center for your HI5 beverage containers. But they’ll also take all your aluminum cans, glass bottles, a variety of paper types and cardboard. They operate five locations across the island in Kihei, Makawao, Haiku and Kahului. 75 Amala Pl., Kahului; 808-871-8544; Aloha-recycling.com ‘AO‘AO O NA LOKO I‘A O MAUI South Maui residents, alarmed at the deterioration of the big Ko‘ie‘ie Loko I‘a fishpond in Kihei, formed this nonprofit in 1998. There, many centuries ago, “Choice ‘anae (mullet) and ‘awa (milkfish) flourished and grew over three feet long!” according to the organization’s website. Today it’s one of the most accessible fishponds in Maui County, but it still needs a lot of work. In fact, the nonprofit holds regular community work days to continue restoration efforts. PO Box 1371; Kihei; 808-359-1172; Mauifishpond.com EAST MAUI WATERSHED PARTNERSHIP Encompassing about 100,000 acres, the East Maui Watershed produces something like 60 billion gallons of water every year for the island (which is roughly enough water to satisfy nearly 550,000 households for a year). In fact, the Partnership–a group effort of land and habitat preservation between federal, state and

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local landowners says it’s the “largest single source of surface water in the state of Hawaii.” They seek “to ensure that Maui’s residents have a clean source of water for domestic, commercial and agricultural uses for this and future generations.” 81 Makawao Ave., Suite 205, Pukalani; 808-573-699; Eastmauiwatershed.org

KIHEI COMMUNITY ASSOCIATION For many years now, the KCA has performed invaluable work connecting South Maui residents to a wide variety of issues affecting them. In terms of environmental preservation, the KCA is currently advocating for more water quality studies of the ocean off Kihei (and publicizing those studies currently taking place), hosting speakers on topics like climate change and speaking out on industrial hemp, land use and coral reef health. P.O. Box 662, Kihei; 808-879-5390; Gokihei.org

HAWAII NATURE CENTER Since 1981, the Hawaii Nature Center has administered programs for 15,000 elementary and middle school children each year, “helping to encourage environmental stewardship through hands-on investigative field study and experiences.” Their programs “are primarily conducted outdoors in the field, exposing children to a range of ecosystems in watershed, coastal, marsh and forest environments.” 875 Iao Valley Rd.,Wailuku; 808-244-6500; Hawaiinaturecenter.org

KULA COMMUNITY ASSOCIATION The Kula Community Association’s vision is simple: “preserve open space, support agriculture, maintain a rural residential atmosphere, and to work together as a community. The specific purpose of this association is to improve the quality of life for the residents of Kula, to promote civic welfare and generally to benefit the community of Kula.” They’ve long supported expansion of the Kula Agricultural Park, which is now going to happen, and have been strong voices advocating efforts to combat invasive species. PO Box 417, Kula; Kulamaui.com

HAWAII WILDLIFE FUND HWF is a nonprofit organization “dedicated to the conservation of Hawaii’s native wildlife through research, education and advocacy,” states their website. It was founded in 1996 by two former National Marine Fisheries Services scientists, Bill Gilmartin and Hannah Bernard–initially to protect Hawaiian monk seals. Since then, they’ve built a team “made up of educators, conservationists, researchers, naturalists, communities, volunteers and donors devoted to the protection of Hawaii’s fragile marine ecosystem and inhabitants.” PO Box 790637, Paia; 808-280-8124; Wildhawaii.org

HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST Since 2011, the nonprofit Hawaiian Islands Land Trust has worked “with private landowners, community groups, community leaders and government partners to protect Hawaii’s precious lands” by “integrat[ing] conservation into their land use plans in perpetuity.” As they say, “Proper protection defends against the threat of losing any more precious resources than we already have, while careful stewardship of these protected areas ensures their cultural and conservation values survive in perpetuity.” 2371 Vineyard St.,Wailuku; 808-244-5263; Hilt.org

LEEWARD HALEAKALA WATERSHED RESTORATION PARTNERSHIP We don’t often think of this now, but two centuries ago, the leeward side of Haleakala looked very different than it does now. Then, extensive forests covered the land. Today, after overgrazing and the introduction of invasive species, the forest cover has been reduced to just a tenth of what it once was. But 14 years ago, the restoration partnership formed from 11 private and public landowners and supporting agencies. Their goal is nothing less than “to restore dryland forests on Haleakala from Makawao through ‘Ulupalakua to Kaupo between 3,500 and 6,500 feet elevation.” 3620 Baldwin Ave., # 202/203, Makawao; 808-573-8989; Lhwrp.org

MALAMA MAUI NUI Once known as Community Work Day, the mission of Malama Maui Nui “is to educate, inspire, and empower individuals and communities to beautify

and maintain Maui Nui’s environment, thereby supporting its economy, quality of life, and unique Hawaiian culture. Through litter pickups, marine debris cleanups, invasive species removal, native planting, recycling events, and education programs, MMN brings individual volunteers, local businesses, community organizations, and government agencies together to promote the environmental health of Maui County.” PO Box 757; Pu‘unene; 808-877-2524; Cwdhawaii.org MAUI GREEN & BEAUTIFUL Once known as Maui Outdoor Circle, this organization lobbied to get billboards banned in Hawaii. Today they advocate for a variety of environmental issues. “We defend Maui trees, educate the Maui community on tree care and promote nominations of exceptional trees in Maui County,” states their website. “We support the preservation/conservation of the natural coast of Kanaha Beach Park and the Kanaha Pond Wildlife Sanctuary.” PO Box 402, Kahului; Mauibeautiful.org

MAUI NUI BOTANICAL GARDENS The Maui Nui Botanical Gardens are a serene slice of nature smack in the middle of Kahului. The place is dedicated to preserving the native plants of Maui. Here’s how they describe what they do: “By collecting, cultivating, and distributing native and Polynesianintroduced plants MNBG provides people with a gathering place to see and understand the important relationship these plants have to our economic, social, and cultural livelihoods.” 150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului; 808-2492798; Mnbg.org MAUI NUI MARINE RESOURCE COUNCIL Now in its 10th year, the nonprofit organization is all about protecting Maui’s coral reefs. “The formation of the council was guided by the late Edwin ‘Ed Lindsey, a highly respected Native Hawaiian community leader,” states their website. “Today, MNMRC is a broad-based community group that works to bring human actions into balance with ecological and traditional Hawaiian principles.” They do that by sponsoring water quality tests, working with landowners to cut down on runoff pollution, promoting sustainable fishing and implementing their Maui Coral Reef Recovery Plan. PO Box 532533, Kihei; Mnmrc.org

MAUI RECYCLING GROUP MRG started in 1989 to, as they put it, “promote environmentally and economically sound solid waste resource management programs for Maui County and the State of Hawaii.” Since then, they’ve started and/or supported a huge array of “public education, demonstration, datagathering, technical assistance and community programs” designed to make sure we limit our ecological footprint. 2020 Main St., #806, Wailuku; Mauirecyclinggroup.org

MAUI TOMORROW FOUNDATION In terms of advocating for more parks and open space, Maui Tomorrow has been legendary for the last two decades. Maui Tomorrow helped make sure that there’s a 155-acre beach park at Makena and not luxury condos. Maui Tomorrow helped

ensure that Hawea Point is open to the public and not a luxury estate. Maui Tomorrow helped keep Kamaole Point open and not a private development. On issues of land use, invasive species, stream restoration and smart planning, Maui Tomorrow has no peer. 55 N. Church St., # A5, Wailuku; 808-244-7570; Maui-tomorrow.org PLANT EXTINCTION PREVENTION PROGRAM OF HAWAII The need to protect many of the rare plants in Hawaii and Maui from extinction is difficult. In 1990, the Hawaii Rare Plant Restoration Group established the Plant Extinction Prevention Program (PEPP), a group of 60 public and private agencies and landowners who want to make sure our endangered flora survives. “To date, Hawaii is home to 239 “PEP species” which have fewer than 50 plants remaining in the wild,” states their website. “This designation signifies their imminent risk of extinction and a heightened need to protect all remaining plants.” 808-933-7699; Pepphi.org

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unscreen has turned into a daily-use product in households across Hawaii. With rising concerns about skin cancer, it’s become a product you apply before you go outdoors, not just to the beach. The problem is the substance in sunscreen that blocks UV rays on humans isn’t so good for our ocean’s coral reefs. In fact, the issue is so pronounced the Hawaii bill SB 1150 aims to ban oxybenzone from sunscreen used at our beaches to protect the ocean and reefs. Caroline Duell, CEO and founder of All Good organic skincare, says this bill is great but is just the beginning of the awareness we need to protect our ocean. “This trip is really about bringing the community together about understanding sunscreen and the damaging impacts on the reef and helping educate them,” says Duell. “In addition, we need to educate the public further on all of the additional issues beyond oxybenzone.” Oxybenzone was found to be detrimental to reefs in a study done in 2015 but it’s still widely used in sunscreen. According to the nonprofit Environmental Working Group (EWG), “Oxybenzone is a common UV filter in sunscreen. It is a hormone disruptor and allergen. Sampling by the Centers for Disease Control and Protection has detected it in the urine of 97 percent of Americans. Despite emerging concerns, the sunscreen industry continues to rely heavily on oxy-

benzone as an active ingredient: it was in 70 percent of the non-mineral sunscreens we evaluated for this year’s guide.” Duell says that though the bill is focused on oxybenzone, there are other damaging ingredients as well. “They want to get something out there that can potentially pass,” says Duell. “Oxybenzone is by far the worst, most insidious offender. I think they wanted to start with just one because it is very known. It’s a double-edged sword because we can’t have people thinking we passed this bill and now it’s all fine. There are many other ingredients that are just as damaging.” In fact, All Good identifies eight criteria for reef-safe recognition in their campaign. “One of the steps that we took was to outline a whole series criteria on what is safe and what is not safe,” says Duell. “There are basically eight chemicals that have been determined to cause damage to reefs. What is friendly to reefs is basically non-nano zinc oxides. The nanoparticles are just when you take the mineral, which is powdered zinc, and you literally crush it down to microscopic bits. The concern for the reef is that nanoparticles are so small they can be digested by the reef. The other problem is they can possibly pass into the skin. Those are the reasons to avoid them.”

one of the “greatest initiatives,” and it’s easy to see why. Located at the summit of Mauna Kahalawai in West Maui, the watershed “is home to plant and animal species that exist nowhere else in Hawaii, let alone the rest of the world,” states the company’s publicity materials. “It’s also one of the wettest spots on earth.” Today the watershed partnership cares for more than 11,000 acres, which represents slightly more than half of Maui Land’s holdings in West Maui. 4900 Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili; 808-357-0203; Puukukui.org

SIERRA CLUB OF HAWAII MAUI GROUP Like their national Sierra Club, the Maui Group’s whole purpose is to protect our natural environment and make sure natural resources are used responsibly and sustainably. Locally, the Sierra Club is at the forefront of issues like East Maui stream flows, biofuels, invasive species, cruise ships, coral reef degradation and sand exports, to name a few. P.O. Box 791180, Paia; 808-419-5143; Mauisierraclub.org

Other sunscreen ingredients like Avobenzone, Homosalate, octinoxate, octisalate and octocrylene are of concern. The vitamin A additive retinyl palmitate has been found to cause cancer and EWG reports that it’s still used in 16 percent of the products it surveyed in 2016. So how do we navigate the the compromise between skin protection and reef awareness? The EWG website publishes an annual sunscreen report that rounds up the latest research and concerns.You can find their list of sunscreen concerns, best rated sunscreens and moisturizers with sunscreen at Ewg.org/sunscreen. They also have a useful free app called “Healthy Living” and search base that can give you ratings and concerns on sunscreen that you already have or are planning to buy. It conveniently scans barcodes and gives you a breakdown of the ingredients and their safety ratings. In great big letters on the EWG’s sunscreen site it says that “sunscreen should be your last resort.” It also recommends bringing your own shade source for time outdoors. A recent National Parks Service brochure about sunscreen also says to cover up with clothing, hats and sunglasses to protect yourself from sunburn. The bottom line for sunscreen is that mineral ingredients like zinc oxide and titanium oxide are recommended because they have not been proven to harm the reefs and ocean life. But this doesn’t necessarily mean they’re safe. Spray sunscreens are another concern. While they’re rising in popularity, they pose a risk in the user inhaling damaging chemicals–including reef-safe ingredients like zinc

TRI-ISLE RESOURCE CONSERVATION AND DEVELOPMENT COUNCIL Tri-Isle brings an army of volunteers to work for a variety of conservation, economic, education and cultural programs. Tri-Isle has worked on community gardens, invasive species control, recycling, watershed conservation and more. 244 Papa Pl., #101; Kahului; 808-871-1010; Tri-isle.org

WEST MAUI MOUNTAIN WATERSHED PARTNERSHIP Since 1998, this small organization in Lahaina has sought to protect West Maui water. “We build fence[s], remove invasive species, and protect the intact native forests of the West Maui Mountains,” states their website. “Endangered birds and plants have a better chance at survival, and best of all, our accomplishments help ensure that your faucet won’t run dry.” PO Box 13240, Lahaina; 808-6616600; Westmauiwatershed.org ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more Green articles, visit: mauitime.com/science-and-environment

oxide. Scientists just don’t know what happens inside the lung tissue when breathing in those mists of sunscreen. After taking numerous visits to many different stores to find a reef-safe sunscreen, I was disappointed to learn that there are confusing marketing messages about what exactly is safe. At Costco, the Alba Botanica brand’s Hawaiian Sunscreen packaging says it’s “Earth Friendly, Biodegradable, Broad Spectrum Potection” and it also says it has no oxybenzone or octinoxate and didn’t undergo any animal testing. But reading the ingredients list reveals that it does contain avobenzone, homosalate, octocrylene and octyl salicylate–all non-earth friendly ingredients. At Target, I found just one brand that offered zinc oxide sunscreen after combing two end-caps of various sunscreen. In fact, your best bet at finding zinc oxide-based sunscreens are local surf shops and health food stores. At Hawaiian Moons, I found a great selection of zinc-based sunscreens, and even a locally made sunscreen by Maui Natural Organics. I also found zinc oxide based sunscreens that have been highly rated by EWG at Second Wind, High Tech and Adventure Sports Maui. All Good will partner with the Hawaii Green Party at a Sunscreen Swap booth at the Haiku Flower Festival this Saturday, April 22 from 9am to 4pm. There, you can exchange your bad sunscreen for an All Good mineralbased sunscreen at no charge. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more Green articles, visit: mauitime.com/science-and-environment

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arth Day is Saturday, April 22, and communities around the globe will gathering to participate in a be gat March for Science. On Maui, the University of Hawaii’s Student Ohana for Sustainability (SOS) club will be hosting march, beginning at the UH the m Maui Ma ui College campus at 9am, and following a route up and down follow Queen Ka‘ahumanu Avenue. “It is really exciting to have opportunity to be apart of a the op nationwide movement, to take a nation stand for science,” said Alicia Rittenberry, President of the SOS Club tenber and a Junior in the Sustainable SciManagement, Bachelor of Apence M

plied Science program at UHMC. The marches are a part of an initiative by the March for Science program (MarchforScience.com), which hopes to raise awareness about the diminishing support for the scientific community, and increasing attacks on scientific fact and science-based policies. The March for Science website lists budget cuts, censorship of researchers, disappearing datasets, and threats to dismantle government agencies as some of the issues the community is facing today. “The March for Science champions robustly funded and publicly communicated science as a pillar of human freedom and prosperity. We

unite as a diverse, nonpartisan group to call for science that upholds the common good and for political leaders and policymakers to enact evidence based policies in the public interest,” the March for Science website states. The March for Science Maui expects over 500 attendees. Children are welcomed, and pets should be limited to service animals only. Those who wish to volunteer can sign up on the March for Science - Maui Facebook event page. “To march on Maui gives us an opportunity to represent the amazing scientists that are conducting research, in Hawaii, as well as invite the public to show their support for how science serves the common good,” added Rittenberry. “We can all take a stand for science, and everyone is invited to participate.” In addition to March for Science, the week following Earth Day, on April 29, another important global march will be taking place: The People’s Climate March, a initiative by 350.org. During the week between these two marches, Maui Huliau Foundation, a local nonprofit dedicated to promoting environmental literacy and leadership among Maui’s youth, will be hosting film showings in partnership with Maui Climate Action Network (CAN). Some of the films will include Leonardo DiCaprio’s Before the Flood as well as Maui Huliau Foundation student films. More information on these events can be found at the Maui Climate Action Network Facebook page. Everyone who attends is encouraged to use the hashtag #MauiClimateMarch on social media. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more Green articles, visit: mauitime.com/science-and-environment

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EARTH OPTIMISM SUMMIT AND SWIM FOR SCIENCE, EARTH DAY GATHERING Sat. Apr 22. Join members of the community, resource managers, scientists, and conservationists to talk story, and discuss areas of environmental concerns and conservation successes. The event will include the opportunity to participate in the ocean version of the March for Science, learn about the Eyes of the Reef reporting network, walk the beach and talk story with DOCARE officers, and join in an informal panel discussion. Refreshments and giveaways will be provided. 1pm. Kahekili Beach Park, (65 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali)

See? Picking up garbage CAN be fun! Sure, saving the planet is difficult work, but that doesn’t mean you’re not allowed to have some fun while doing it. Here’s a rundown on all the local festivities celebrating Earth Day. No matter your specific cause, there’s a great event for you. EARTH DAY SCAVENGER HUNT FUNDRAISER: ‘IT’S ALL ABOUT BEING GREEN’ Thu. Apr 20. Down the Hatch comes together with Spanky’s Riptide, Fleetwood’s on Front St. and BC Tree Care for an Earth Day Scavenger Hunt to benefit the Save Honolua Coalition. The Lahaina Town Scavenger Hunt will lead participants around town, through local businesses and historic sites using different clues. Maximum four people per team, $100 entry fee per team, with 100 percent of the proceeds going to the Save Honolua Coalition. 21+. 6pm. Spanky’s Riptide, (505 Front St., Lahaina); Savehonolua.org SEA TALK: MUSEUM OF THE SEA - Thu. Apr 20. The beaches of Maui’s southern coastline, from Ma‘alaea to Ahihi Bay, saw intensive training activity during World War II. Submerged vessel and aircraft wrecks are just some of Maui’s many underwater properties. Join Dr. Hans Van Tilburg in a Sea Talk and find out what remains to be discovered. Free. 6pm. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com MALAMA ‘AINA, CELEBRATING EARTH DAY - Fri. Apr 21. Makawao Third Friday has the theme “Malama ‘Aina, Celebrating Earth Day.” There will be live entertainment by Remix, Pat Simmons Jr., Magician Brenton Keith and His Bag O’ Tricks and Pearl Rose. The Pacific Talent Search Agency will also hold a Musical Talent Competition for children ages 13-19. There will be a Keiki Zone with Melissa Buck of Rainbow Chameleon Art and Crystalline with her fantastic balloon creations and ono grinds from Makawao Restaurants or the pop-up food court. 6pm. Makawao Town Party, (Baldwin Avenue, Makawao); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com REMIX THE EARTH VOLUME 12: CELEBRATING EARTH DAY! - Fri. Apr 21. Beats Bazaar presents another Remix The Earth Volume 12: A Celebration of Earth Day! Featuring DJs Sasha Rose, Swazerazi and Boogiemeister with VJ Douglas DeBoer. There will be live painting by Melissa Bruck and face painting by Rachel DeBoer. A percentage of the profits will go to Save

The Children Foundation to aid with famine in Sudan. $10. 9:30pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com EARTH DAY - KA‘EHU BEACH CLEANUP EVENT - Sat. Apr 22. Join Hawaii Wildlife Fund, Ka‘ehu Management Project and Ocean Aid crews as they come together to take care of Ka‘ehu Beach in Waihe‘e this Earth Day. Bring your energy, a water bottle, snacks, and sun protection. HWF will provide bags, gloves, water and re-fills. Flatbreads will provide pizzas. 8am. Ka‘ehu Beach, (Waihee) RESTORATION OF COMMUNION WITH EARTH DAY - Sat. Apr 22. Would you like to have more communion with Earth? Learn this incredible body process in celebration of Earth Day. 8:30am. 808 Wellness Center, (2439 S. Kihei Rd.); Accessconsciousness.com LOVE THE WEST MAUI GREENWAY DAY CELEBRATION - Sat. Apr 22. “Get Fit the Green Way” at this Earth Day event. Enjoy guided exploration rides, a keiki bike rodeo, classes by Good Karma Yoga, hula hooping, learn traditional chants and hulas by Old Lahaina Luau and listen to entertainment by Melinda Carroll, Fred’s Garage and Anthony Pfluke and refuel at the many food trucks. Educational booths will provide information on bike safety, nutrition, healthy living, environmental concerns, and the potential for the WMG as a bikeshare route. Free. 9am. Lahaina Civic Center, (1840 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina) EARTH DAY CELEBRATION - Sat. Apr 22. Come join the Maui Bird Conservation Center for an Earth Day Celebration! Learn about Hawaiian birds and conservation. No reservations required. It's breeding season,and we don't want to disrupt the breeding birds, no tours of the birds or facility will be given at this time. Feel free to contact them with any questions at mbccopenhouse@gmail. com. Free. 9am. Maui Bird Conservation Center, (2375 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-572-0690. MARCH FOR MAUI SCIENCE ON EARTH DAY - Sat. Apr 22. The Student Ohana for Sustainability (SOS) Club at UHMC will host a March for Science to raise awareness on the vital role of science in our lives. The March for Science Maui will be one of the hundreds of satellite marches happening simultaneously nationwide to stand up for science and climate change. #MauiClimateMarch. 9am. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Marchforsciencehawaii.info

EARTH DAY WORK AND LEARN DAY - Sat. Apr 22. Make an impact on Earth Day! There are a variety of projects to work on to help set the garden on a solid footing for next year. There will also be a learning session about rat lungworm disease. Grow Some Good will provide snacks, water, gloves and all tools and materials. This is a great way to get acquainted with the garden program and have a hand in making it better for the children. 8:30pm. Kamali‘i Elementary School, (180 Alanui Ke‘ali‘i, Kihei); 808-875-6840; Kamaliischool.weebly.com MALAMA MAUI DAY: EARTH DAY CELEBRATION - Sun. Apr 23. Meet nonprofit heroes and celebrate the beauty of Maui. Event highlights include film presentations by Maui students at the Makai theatre, an “Art for Climate Change” art exhibit and live music! Admission is available online or at the entrance. Children under the age of three are free. 9am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com LET’S CLEAN UP MALA PIER - Sun. Apr 23. Banyan Tree Divers welcomes all for a land and underwater clean up. This event is part of the Great American Cleanup campaign, centered around Earth Day. Malama Maui Nui will provides trash bags, pickers, and sterile gloves to each volunteer. There will be five sets of dive equipment to provide for divers who are interested in the underwater portion of the cleanup. Go online for more information. 9am. Mala Warf, (Lahaina); Malamamauinui.org

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY, APR. 20 MAUI’S NIGHT CLUB ON THE SEA – Maui’s Night Club on the Sea with Club Ali‘i Nui will set sail for an adventurous night to remember. There’ll be music by top Maui DJs, a premium bar full of tasty cocktail concoctions, dancing, socializing and more. 21+. $99. 8:30pm. Club Ali‘i Nui, (Slip 56, Ma‘alaea Harbor); 808875-0333; Clubaliinui.com. Photo courtesy of Facebook/ Alii Nui Sailing Charters

THURSDAY, APR. 20

EARTH DAY – Celebrate Earth Day on Maui from Thursday, April 20 to Saturday, April 22. There’s a world of awesome events that include an Earth Day Scavenger Hunt Fundraiser at Down the Hatch in Lahaina, a Malama‘aina-themed Third Friday Town Party in Makawao and a West Maui Greenway Day Celebration at the Lahaina Civic Center. The Maui Bird Conservation Center in Olinda will have a special open house n event, UH Maui College is having a March For Science and there’s an meEarth Optimism Summit at Kahekili Beach Park. Clearly, there's something for everyone. See more on Page 13. Photo: Flickr/DonkeyHotey

FRIDAY, APR. 21

SING IT AUDITIONS – Auditions for Sing It: A Teen Singing Competition at the Lahaina Cannery Mall are happening now until midnight on Saturday, June 3. The contest is open to Maui residents 13-18. To enter, send a YouTube video link of your performance (no more than three minutes) and a short bio that includes contact info to Singitmaui@gmail. com. Fifteen contestants will be selected to perform as the finalists at the event on June 24. Free. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com. Photo: Flickr/ NordForsk

DANCE SHOWCASE ‘17 – The 28th annual Dance Showcase will take place at Seabury Hall from Friday, April 21 to Sunday, April 23. Attendees will see a spectacular series of dances that feature all age groups in the Seabury Hall Dance Program. Directed by David Ward, there will be an array of jazz, modern, ballet, hip-hop, musical and contemporary dance performances. $12 for adults, $10 for kupuna and $5 for students and keiki. 7pm. Seabury Hall’s A‘ali‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center, (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-572-7235; Seaburyhall.org. Photo courtesy Andre Morissette

FRIDAY, APR. 21 ART A RT FOR ED EDUCATION NIGHT – Art For Education Night is happening at Little Monk Se Seal Montessori in Kihei. This will be an awesome family-friendly event with pup pupus, refreshments, music, photography by Michelle Lazuka and student p paintings for sale. All proceeds will go directly to the Michael Lazuka Sch Scholarship Fund, a program that provides financial aid to families for p preschool and kindergarten. Free. 5:30pm. Little Monk Seal Montesssori, (300 Ohukai Rd. #206, Kihei); 808-321-0028; Littlemonkseal.org. Photo courtesy of Facebook/ Little Monk Seal Montessori

MAUIWINE RELEASE EVENT – MauiWine’s Ulupalakua Vineyards 2015 and 2016 Release event will take place at Fairmont Kea Lani’s Luana Lounge. The evening will feature their 2015 Malbec, Grenache and Syrah as well as their 2016 Viognier, Chenin Blanc and Rose. Six wine tastings will be accompanied by a multicourse meal created by Chef Tylun Pang. Only 100 tickets are available. $35+. 5pm. Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2290; Mauiwine.com. Photo courtesy MauiWine

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FRIDAY, APR. 2 21 1 REMIX THE EARTH: VOLUME 12 – Remix the Earth: Volume 12 will be at Casanova. Volume 12 will celebrate Earth Day with an eclectic selection of music by DJ Sasha Rose, Swazerazi and Boogiemeister. There will be trippy visuals, live painting by Melissa Bruck and incredible face and body painting with Rachel DeBoer. A percentage of the event proceeds will go to the Save The Children Foundation to aid famine in Sudan. 21+. $10. 9:30pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com. Photo: Adrian Blackhurst

HAIKU HO‘OLAUE‘A & FLOWER FESTIVAL – The 24th annual Haiku Ho‘olaue‘a and Flower Festival will take place at the Haiku Elementary School. This festival celebrates Hawaiian culture and the Maui community. Bring your family and friends to the North Shore for live entertainment, ono food vendors and trucks, the famous Haiku School Bake Sale, a huge silent auction, floral design contests, historical displays, keiki activities, games, Maui-made arts and crafts vendors and more. 9am-4pm. Haiku Elementary School, (105 Pauwela Rd., Haiku); 808-575-3000; Haikuhoolaulea.org. Photo courtesy Facebook/Haiku School

SATURDAY, APR. 22 RECORD STORE DAY – The 10th annual Record Store Day will happen at Request Music. Celebrate at Maui’s only indie record store with lots of live music and art performances. This year, you can look forward to seeing performances by the Awaleimoi Family, Ron Artis II and The Truth, Garrett Probst and The Lamonts, DJ Blast, DJ Shermanfunk, Sun Cicadas, The Minorities and Dj Joralien. Free. 10am. Request Music, (10 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-244-9315; Facebook.com/RequestsHawaii. Photo: Flickr/ Gavin St. Ours

SATURDAY, APR. 22

FUN DAZE BAZAAR – It’s time for the Fun Daze Bazaar at St. Anthony’s School. There’ll be live Hawaiian music, comedy with Frank DeLima, great local food vendors and Maui food trucks. Bargain hunters will be in heaven in the Rummage Room, and all will enjoy perusing through the silent auction, crafts, art, baked goods, flowers and locally grown produce for sale. Keiki activities include face painting, balloon art and lots of fun bazaar games. Free. 8am. St. Anthony School, (1618 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4978; Sasmaui.org. Photo courtesy Facebook/St. Anthony School

SUNDAY, APR. 23

RON ARTIS & THE TRUTH – Ron Artis & The Truth will perform at Charley’s. Hawaii’s own power funk trio will bring the house down with their electrified funk and soul music vibes. This will definitely be a popular show, so make sure to rally all of your friends and purchase your tickets early! 21+. $15-25. 9:30pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808579-8085; Charleysmaui.com. Photo courtesy Facebook/ T-Rx Entertainment, LLC

AIPONO RESTAURANT AWARDS – The 15th annual Aipono Restaurant Awards will take place at the Hyatt Regency Maui Resort. The evening will begin with a cocktails and pupus and continue with a multi-course dinner with wine pairings. There’ll be a costume contest, and a portion of the evening proceeds will benefit the students of UH Maui College’s Culinary Arts Program. $210-235. 5:30pm. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234; Mauimagazine.net/aipono2017. Photo courtesy Hyatt Regency Maui

TUESDAY, APR. 25

MONDAY, APR. 24 TED CINEMA EXPERIENCE – The TED Cinema Experience happens at the Maui Mall Megaplex from Monday, April 24 to Sunday, April 30. This is a great opportunity to watch three live broadcast screenings of the TED Conference in Vancouver with the TEDxMaui ohana. Here’s the schedule: Monday, April 24–Opening Night at 8pm; Tuesday, April 25–Prize Event with Serena Williams and Raj Panjabi at 8pm; Sunday, April 30–Highlights Exclusive at 4pm. Tickets are available at FathomEvents.com or at the box office. $25. 8pm. Maui Mall Megaplex, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 800-326-3264; Tedcinema.com. Photo courtesy Katie McMillan

WORLD PENGUIN DAY – Celebrate World Penguin Day at the Hyatt Regency Maui Resort. There you’ll see seven of the most popular members of the Hyatt’s ohana–their lovable African Black-Footed Penguins. Guests can see a penguin feeding with educational talks, take pictures with the penguin mascot and partake in penguin cookie decorating. Check out this sweet little penguin party in West Maui! Free. 9:30am. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234; Maui.hyatt.com. Photo courtesy the Hyatt Regency Maui Resort

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

Crashterpiece ‘The Fate of the Furious’ is mostly just a self-parody ★★★★★ Rated PG-13 / 136 Min.

found myself seeing the latest sequel to The Fast and the Furious on Easter Sunday, sitting next to Shea, my high school buddy. Shea loves to remind me that I took him to an early preview screening of the first movie in this series back in 2001. We were both living in Colorado at the time and attended a screening arranged by the studio meant to gauge the film’s box office prospects. As Shea and I walked out of the first Vin Diesel/Paul Walker carjacking action extravaganza, I told him I didn’t think the movie would do well. I recall saying, “It may top out at $60 million, but c’mon, Shea, it’s a blatant rip-off of Point Break. There’s no way this movie will catch on.” Shea replied, “I think it’s going to be huge. I can see them making two or three sequels to this, maybe more. This could be like Star Wars with cars.” I told Shea he was nuts and reminded him that The Fast and the Furious was opening against Disney’s Atlantis: The Lost Empire, which I predicted would

be “huge.” Shea and I still laugh about this exchange, in which my predictions proved to be embarrassingly wrong, while he came across like a cinematic Nostradamus. So, here we are, the eighth entry in this series. These dopey adventures haven’t lost any of their entertainment value, flamboyant showmanship or willingness to sacrifice logic and credibility in order to muster another potent thrill. This time, Dominic Toretto (played by Diesel) “goes rogue” by turning his back on his loyal crew and instead goes to work for a dangerous cyber criminal named Cypher (played by Charlize Theron). Toretto’s former colleagues, including the nutty Hobbs (Dwayne Johnson), pursue him and try to figure out why he changed sides and abandoned his “family” ethics. Diesel is also one of the film’s producers and, of all things, uses this as an acting showcase for himself. The former “Riddick” has several big scenes here, where he yells, cries and shouts dramatically (you know, Oscar clip fodder). It was a big mistake on his part, as this is not the kind of movie where you show the world your inner Meryl Streep. On the other hand, Theron makes her icecold psychopath truly eerie, though she (and everyone else) go monstrously over the top

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during the finale. Of course, it’s not all bad– Jason Statham hasn’t been this charming in ages, Scott Eastwood is a good addition to the ensemble and Johnson tosses out WWE-ready insults like a champ. That said, the scene referencing Johnson’s Samoan lineage is embarrassing (and a better fit for a Ladybugs remake), but the nod to his 2014 Hercules is perfect. Fate has the same problem as the prior Furious 7: it peaks in the second act, then exhausts audiences with an overly busy wrapup. Nothing in Furious 7 could top the awesome sight of cars flying through buildings and, in the same way, nothing here matches the spectacle of the New York set piece. This sequence, which has enough vehicular stunt work and smash-ups to rival The Blues Brothers, is a sensational jaw-dropper. Far less stellar is the screenplay, which

unveils a story that will never leave the audience guessing. While there are fun cameo appearances and respectful references to Walker’s departed character, the only real surprises come from how ridiculous it gets. F. Gary Gray, who helmed Friday, the 2003 The Italian Job and the recent Straight Outta Compton, directed this. Memories of his terrific Set It Off are a reminder that he’s always been skillful at staging action. What he can’t do is add anything new to a franchise that’s already on auto-pilot. What can you say about a movie in which presumably thousands of people die bloodlessly but, absurdly always ends with Diesel throwing a barbecue? Everything about Fate feels like a self-parody, which is fitting, as nothing here could ever be taken seriously. These movies remain fast, furious and ludicrous. ■

Film

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BORN IN CHINA - G - Documentary - Disneynature presents this look at young pandas, golden monkeys and snow leopards in China. 76 min. CAN’T HELP FALLING IN LOVE - NR - Romance - A woman gets engaged, then finds out she’s already married. 119 min. CHONDA PIERCE: ENOUGH - NR - Comedy Comedian Chonda Pierce does stand-up about her emotional journey. 90 min. FREE FIRE - R - Action/Thriller - Two gangs meet in a deserted Boston warehouse in 1978 and shoot it out. Stars Brie Larson and Sharlto Copely. 90 min. GIFTED - PG13 - Drama - A single guy tries to raise his child prodigy niece. Stars Chris Evans and Mckenna Grace. 101 min. THE GRADUATE - PG - Comedy/Drama - TCM presents a special 50th anniversary screening of the classic tale of a disillusioned grad. Stars Dustin Hoffman, Anne Bancroft and Katharine Ross. 106 min. THE GRATEFUL DEAD MOVIE - NR - Concert/ Documentary - Here’s a special 40th anniversary screening of the landmark concert film featuring footage from the Dead’s Winterland show. 150 min. MET OPERA: EUGENE ONEGIN - NR - Music See New York’s Metropolitan Opera perform Tchaikovsky’s take on Pushkin’s timeless novel. 218 min. TED CINEMA EXPERIENCE: OPENING EVENT - NR - Special Event - See the opening of the weeklong 2017 TED Conference. 135 min.

TED CINEMA EXPERIENCE: PRIZE EVENT - NR - Special Event - See TED talks by Serena Williams, Atul Gawande and “one of the world’s most revered figures” (it better not be Mark Zuckerberg). 120 min. UNFORGETTABLE - R - Drama/Thriller - A woman torments her ex-husband’s new wife. Stars Rosario Dawson. 100 min.

NOW PLAYING BEAUTY AND THE BEAST - PG - Fantasy/Musical - Emma Watson stars in this live-action version of the famous fairy tale in which a young woman falls in love with a buffalo. Also stars Dan Stevens. 129 min. THE BOSS BABY - PG - Animation/Family A baby and his seven-year-old brother seek to thwart the evil CEO of Puppy Co. Voices by Alec Baldwin and Steve Buscemi. 97 min. THE CASE FOR CHRIST - PG - Drama - An atheist journalist seeks to prove the existence of Christ after his wife finds religion. 112 min. THE FATE OF THE FURIOUS - PG13 - Action/Crime - A beautiful woman seduces Dom (Vin Diesel) and he finds himself involved in terrorism. Also stars Dwayne Johnson and Jason Statham. See this week’s film review. 136 min. GHOST IN THE SHELL - PG13 - Action/Crime - Scarlett Johansson stars in this white-washed version of the Japanese comic about a cyberenhanced woman who fights crime. 106 min. GOING IN STYLE - PG13 - Comedy/Crime - Three old guys start robbing the banks that

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LAST CHANCE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST SING-ALONG PG - Fantasy/Musical - If you enjoyed the movie, then you’ll love the sing-along version! 129 min. CHIPS - R - Action/Comedy - A rookie California Highway Patrol officer finds out his partner is an undercover FBI agent because Hollywood doesn’t know when to stop rebooting crappy old TV shows. 100 min.

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Calendar

THURS | 4/20 PAT SIMMONS JR. 6:30-8:30pm • No Cover! FRI | 4/21 90’S NIGHT WITH DJ BLAST 10pm • $10 SAT | 4/22

RON ARTIS II & THE TRUTH All Original Power Funk/Soul Trio

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FEAT THE WORLD FAMOUS PETERSON BROTHERS, JOE FINGER & SPECIAL GUEST JOE CARO Featuring members of: Steve Miller Band, Prince, Bob Dylan, Peter Frampton, The Pretenders, The Time, and Stevie Nicks Opening Act - Pat Simmons Jr

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TRIBESIDE THURSDAY - Thu. Apr 20. Come experience full conscious hip hop and roots music, featuring J Brave of Luminaries and hosted by North Eagle. $10. 6pm. Island Fresh Cafe, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-633-2770; Islandfreshcafe.com

‘DIAL M FOR MURDER’ - Until - Sun. Apr 30. You won’t want to miss this classic mystery directed by Francis Taua. Showtimes are Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm and Sundays at 3pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartsmaui.com

THE UNIVERSE 4/20 ALBUM RELEASE - Thu. Apr 20. The evening will feature special guest performances from The Eazy, Go Get Em and Soundselecta LIJ Tafari. 21+. 9pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com ARISE LIVE! - Thu. Apr 20 & Sat. Apr 22. It’s been over 5 years since Arise has taken the stage! Chad, Jason, Michael, and Lawaia are back and ready to ROCK! DJs Sweets and Gary Oneal will also be there. 21+. Thursday: 10pm. The Dirty Monkey, (844 Front St., Lahaina); 808-419-6268; Thedirtymonkey. com; Saturday: 10pm. Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 S Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com ‘90S NIGHT WITH DJ BLAST - Fri. Apr 21. More funk, disco, soul and house jams with DJ Blast. $10. 10pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com PRINCE TRIBUTE PARTY - Fri. Apr 21. Friday marks the one year anniversary of the death of the Prince of Funk. Come show your love for Prince and wear your purple with pride! 6pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com GIRL ON WAVE - Fri. Apr 21. Girl on Wave introduces New-Caledonian Sarah Hauser, the 2015 and 2016 American Windsurfing Tour Champion. Watch her quest to make a career out of her passion for windsurfing. Sarah will meet and greet guests and sign posters prior to the film. $12. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org ‘OLD SCHOOL FRIDAYS’ - Fri. Apr 21. Head to Waikapu and dance to throwbacks and cuts mixed by DJ Joe Cortez, Next Level Entertainment and Da Jam 98.3. 21+. $10. 9pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com

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CASINO NIGHT GALA AND SILENT AUCTION - Sat. Apr 22. Black Jack on the beach! Valley Isle Soccer Academy’s annual fundraiser will feature a dinner by Chef Lee, dancing with Maui DJ Services and a full Casino. Enjoy a night out, Vegas style! $80+. 5:30pm. Sugar Beach Events, (85 N. Kihei Rd.); 808-856-6151; Sugarbeacheventshawaii.com; Biddingforgood.com/valleyislesoccer THE GRATEFUL TED BAND - Sat. Apr 22. Come and enjoy a fun night of music. Featuring Ted Matzen, Steve Edwards, Alan Stevens and Rick Martinelli singing your favorite Rockabilly. $10. 7pm. Maui Coffee Attic, (59 Kanoa St., Wailuku); 808-250-9555. SWAZERAZI AND MIKAYA - Sun. Apr 23. Swazerazi is a resident DJ and founder at the Luminous Movement and member of the production team for Ecstatic Dance LA. He seamlessly blends EDM, bass, trap, hip hop and world music while captivating audiences with nostalgic sounds mixed with contemporary production. $15-30. 7:30pm. Dance Church Maui, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); Facebook.com/dancechurchmaui ABRACADABRA ALL STAR BAND - Wed. Apr 26. The All Star Band Abracadabra will perform with current and former band members of the Steve Miller Band, Prince, Bob Dylan, Peter Frampton, The Pretenders, The Time and Stevie Nicks. Also featuring The World Famous Peterson Brothers, Joe Finger and Special Guest Joe Caro, with opening act Pat Simmons Jr. $20. 9pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com

WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Annabelle, our resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of the island’s culture, and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. Special $10 Kama‘aina Tickets for Monday 4/24. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ‘BURN’N LOVE’ - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Starring Darren Lee, Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Special $10 Kama‘aina Tickets for Friday, April 21 and Monday, April 24. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com NA LIO DINNER - Thu. Apr 20. Sit back and enjoy the story of the horse in Hawaii and discover how the Hawaiian Cowboys, and the horse became a part of Hawaiian culture. $99. 5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Apr 22. Join Maui Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com FREE RANGE COMEDY - Sat. Apr 22. Spend a laugh-filled evening with Maui’s favorite laugh factory! Bring a can of food food for the Maui Food Bank and receive $2 off cover. $10. 7:30pm. Temple of Peace Maui, (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-5220. FREE RANGE COMEDY - Sun. Apr 23. Here’s your chance to get up and play improv games or just laugh at your friends when they do it. $5. 7:30pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartsmaui.com MONDAY MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Mon. Apr 24. Enjoy a night of excitement and laughs with Magician Holden Mowat. 10pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808661-4900; Dthmaui.com FOUREVER FAB SHOW MAUI, THE BEATLES TRIBUTE - Wed. Apr 26. Fourever Fab and its founding members have been performing the hits of the world’s most-loved lads, The Beatles, for over twenty years. They continue to perfect their performance with sound-alike vocals and the original instruments to pay tribute to the songs that defined a generation. Ticket start at $59.99 for adults and $29.99 for children (age 5 through 11). Ten percent discount for Kama‘aina with Hawaii ID. 6:30pm. Fourever Fab Show at Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-365-7535; Foureverfabshow.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Apr 26. Hosted by George and his Slack Key Show Ohana, see Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. $37.99. 7:30pm. Slack Key Show at Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com

MAUI FOODIE CASTAWAY’S SEAFOOD NIGHT - Fri. Apr 21. Enjoy a seafood extravaganza with fresh

fish, clams, shrimp, crab leg cluster, Portuguese sausage, new potatoes, corn on the cob and garlic bread. $47.95. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com CHARITY PINT NIGHT - Fri. Apr 21. Help MBC’s Kihei Tasting Room donate half of their house beer profits to support Hawaii Wildlife Fund. 6pm. Maui Brewing Company Kihei, (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com; Wildhawaii.org HAPA DINNER SHOW - Sat. Apr 22. Enjoy a fun filled evening of awesome Hawaiian music and dine from a select menu of exceptional entrees, pupus, and cocktails starting at 6pm. $35 in advance, $40 day of show. 7:30pm. Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com SUNDAY BRUNCH AND BLOODY MARY BAR - Sun. Apr 23. Featuring an enhanced a la carte breakfast menu created by Executive Chef David Viviano, a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights. 10am. Cane and Canoe at Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com MATTY MATT AND THE FUNKY BRUNCH Sun. Apr 23. There will be DJ sets by Matty Matt, Scotty Boy, Kiawe Reefs and Andrew Dana playing old school funky jams. The Funky Brunch will feature mac nut pancakes drizzled with homemade coconut syrup, breakfast burritos, homemade hash browns and more. Enjoy drink specials, the Bloody Mary bar and fun games including shuffleboard, water-pong and ping-pong. 3pm. The Dirty Monkey, (844 Front St., Lahaina); 808-419-6268; Thedirtymonkey.com KO’S SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Apr 23. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed and served with jasmine rice. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. 5pm. Ko at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com CASTAWAY’S DATE NIGHT - Wed. Apr 26. A perfect destination to bring your sweetheart with ocean front dining and couple specials. Enjoy entrees, house or caesar salad and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Apr 26. The Luau dinner show ‘Huaka’I - Journey through Polynesia’ includes traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations, and a fantastic Luau buffet. 5:30pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com

ART SCENE THE CROSSROADS USO EXHIBIT - Until - Sat. Apr 22. See displays depicting the USO from its opening in 1943 to the war’s end in 1945. They include original artwork, historical stories and memorabilia from the Crossroads USO. Free. 10am. Makawao History Museum, (3642 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-2482; Makawaomuseum.org CALL TO ARTISTS: SCHAEFER PORTRAIT CHALLENGE 2018 (SPC2018) - Until - Sat. Sep 23. The challenge is open to artists 18+ who are Hawaii residents. All works entered must be original one-of-a-kind and newly-created specifically for this exhibition. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org EXHIBIT: ART MAUI 2017 - Until - Sun. Apr 30. Expect to see a broad range of ideas and talent

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CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

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from the growing community of artists in a variety of media including: drawing, painting, printmaking, photography, jewelry, fiber and sculpture. This year’s juror will be Sally French, owner of Double Dog Dare Studio on Kauai. Free. 9am. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org CALLING ALL YOUNG ARTISTS FOR DRAWING CONTEST - Until - Sun. Apr 30. Manga is a mixture of comic book, modern art and literature, creating this unique and very popular Japanese art form. Maui residents grades 3-12 are encouraged to enter. Details and contest rules and entry forms are available online. Maui Matsuri; 808-283-9999; Mauimatsuri.com VICTORIA WUNDRAM - Until - Tue. May 2. Stop by the gallery to meet Wundrum and see her colorful paintings and three-dimensional wood pieces. 9am. Lahaina Arts Society, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808661-0111; Lahainaarts.com ART OF TRASH 2017 EXHIBIT - Until - Sat. Apr 29. This exhibition changes environmental awareness of what is trash and gives new perspective on how we might reduce our footprint by finding creative ways to keep reusable items out of our landfill. 10am. Art of Trash, (Maui Mall, Kahului); 808-877-2524; Sharingalohamaui.org KALUANUI CENTENNIAL EXHIBITION CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS - Thu. Apr 20 - Wed. May 17. This exhibition challenges artists to create 2D and 3D works within a defined space of 10”x10”x10”. A hundred pieces will be selected for display in this commemorative exhibition on May 26-June 22. Receiving day is on May 17. 9am. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com PASTELIST AND ENCAUSTIC ARTIST, KATHLEEN O’BRYAN - Thu. Apr 20. Makawao pastelist and encaustic artist Kathleen O’Bryan has made her living as professional fine artist for more than 35 years. 12pm. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com WWII POP-UP DISPLAY - Thu. Apr 20 - Fri. May 26. The display will feature WWII vignettes ranging from the music of the Nisei soldiers to personal memorabilia from the collections of Pfc. Susumu Fukuyoshi of the 100th Infantry Battalion and Pfc. Hiroi-

Frisky Friday w/ DJ Firefly, 10pm

Keep on Movin’ w/ DJ Firefly, 10pm

The Universe Album Release Party w/ The Eazy & Go Get Um, 9:45pm

Remix the Earth V.12 w/ Sasha Rose, Swazerazi & Boogiemeister, 9:30pm $10/$15

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo Salsa Y Latin Beats 10pm, $10

Pat Simmons Jr., 6:30pm, no cover

90s Night w/ DJ Blast, 10pm $10

Ron Artis II & The Truth, 9pm; $15-$25

Brunch & Bloody Mary Bar, 7am

MON- Live Band & Open Mic 7-10pm, TUE- Matt Del Olmo & Orion Hitzig, 6:30pm, WED- Randall Rospond, 6:30pm & Abracadabra All Star Band 9pm, $15-$20

Will Hartzog 7:30pm-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7-9pm; no cover

MON-Garrett Probst 7:30pm, TUE- Jazz at the Cat 7:30pm WED- Benny Uyetake 7pm

Satterday Saints, 9pm

House Music

DJ $Mike, 10pm

Gina Martinelli Band, 6pm

MON- Corona Day, TUE & WED Pool League

Arise Live! 10pm-close

DJ Casey Jones, 9pm-close

DJ Malika, 9pm-close

Matty Matt & The Funky Brunch, 3pm- Close

MON- DJ Dagwood, 10 pm WED- SIN w/ DJ Andrew, 10pm

Trivia Night 7pm

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MON- MA’s Mix 10pm, TUE- Ladies Night 10pm, WED- TBA

Scavenger Hunt Fundraiser, SIN, 10pm

Prince Tribute & Fresh Squeezed Friday, 6pm

Trivia Night, 10pm

MON- Magic with Holden Mowat TUE- $5 Tuesdays, WED Wahine Wednesday Ladies Night, 10pm

Gretchen Rhodes w/ House Shakers & Rock Hendrix, 7-10pm

The House Shakers, 7-10pm

The Maui Boys, 7-10pm

MON- Black & Gold 7-10pm, TUE- HI Country 7-10pm, WED- Paul West 7-10pm

chi Tomita of the 442nd Regimental Combat Team. 12pm. Nisei Veterans Memorial Center, (665 Kahului Beach Rd., Kahului); 808-244-6862; Nvmc.org LUANA KAMA - Fri. Apr 21. Luana enjoys painting with watercolor and finds it fascinating to see the pigments and water flow on paper, her favorite subjects to paint are people and flowers. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Apr 21. Visit the gallery for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase a new artist of the week. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com KOSTABI CONTEMPORARY MASTER - Fri. Apr 21 & Sat. Apr 22. Discover the bold artistry of contemporary master Mark Kostabi. This is a rare opportunity to meet this inventive and visionary artist. 7pm. Martin Lawrence Galleries, (790 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-1788; Martinlawrence.com/art-gallery-lahaina

POLITICAL EVENTS TOWN HALL MEETING - Thu. Apr 20. Representative Tulsi Gabbard will host a Town Hall meeting. She will provide a congressional update, discuss local and national issues and answer your questions. You must RSVP online ahead of time. 7:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center Castle Theater, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 855-364-6622; Gabbard.house.com/townhall

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, APRIL 20 WEST MAUI COMMUNITY DISASTER PLANNING MEETING - Thu. Apr 20. The West Maui Taxpayers Association is working with the Maui Emergency Management Agency, the Pacific Disaster Center and the State Emergency Management Agency on developing a customized disaster plan designed to meet West Maui’s specific needs. 5:30pm. Lahaina Civic Center, (1840 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina) COLLEGE IS POSSIBLE WITH CONSULTANT DEBORAH CHING - Thu. Apr 20. Deborah Ching will show you how to maximize opportunities

The Mockers, 7-8pm

DJ Kurt’s Underground Dance Party, 10pm

MON- Movies & Martinis 7:30 & 9:30pm Showings, TUE-Latin Nights w/ music and Salsa dancing 10pm, WED- Wine Down Wednesday w/DJ, 10pm

Let’s Go Retro SIN w/ DJ Firefly, 10pm

WED- Ladies Night 2.0 w/ Resident DJ Kid Continental, 10pm $10

for your child to access a “grade A” education without mortgaging your future. Ching is a consultant who helped graduates in 2016 receive $2.4 million in financial aid. Reserve your space at info@buckinghamlawhi.com. Free. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org RAT LUNGWORM DISEASE INFORMATIONAL SESSION - Thu. Apr 20. This session will target growers, landscapers and gardeners and will focus on managing rat, snail and slug populations, as well as inspection and sanitation measures to minimize the spread of Rat Lungworm parasites. Presenters include Cynthia Nazario-Leary, Kylie Wong, Lynn Nakamura-Tengan, and Dept. of Health staff. For general information on Rat Lungworm Disease, visit Mauiready.org. 6pm. Kula Elementary School, (5000 Kula Hwy.); 808-244-3242 AKAKU UPSTAIRS SALON SERIES WITH JILL ENGLEDOW - Thu. Apr 20. Journalist and author Jill Engledow will be sharing insights from her book The Maui News: 100 Years as Maui’s Newspaper. Free. 6pm. Akaku Maui Community Media, (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-871-5554; Akaku.org HULA LESSONS - Thu. Apr 20. Want to learn hula? Drop by the mall’s center stage for a free lesson with Jan Kitaguchi. Free. 5pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com MALAMA MAUI NUI LAUNCHES 2017 GREAT AMERICAN CLEANUP - Until - Sun. Apr 30. As part of Keep America Beautiful’s annual Great American Cleanup (GAC), they’re encouraging local volunteers, churches, organizations and businesses to form their own block cleanups during the month of April. 8am. Kwong Fook Tong Chinese Cemetery, (Kahekili Hwy., Wailuku); 808877-2524; Malamamauinui.org/volunteer-maui HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK SERVICE TRIP - Until- Sat. Apr 22. Participants will hike into the Crater for two nights in Holua Cabin working on protection of native plants. Cost of evening meals is shared. Free. 7am. Haleakala National Park, (Haleakala Hwy., Kula); 808-205-4067; Fhnp.org PICNIC FOR POKI HAWAIIAN MUSIC CONCERT - Thu. Apr 20. The featured guest will be Kalena, Kahala and Katz Trio. Bring your lunch with you

and enjoy fresh baked cookies and relax under the monkey pod tree. Free. 11am. Ka‘ahumanu Church, (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-871-7720. OKINAWA FOLK MUSIC AND DANCE - Thu. Apr 20. Experience the vibrant culture of Okinawa! Cheryl Yoshie Nakasone and her performing arts group will share traditional and classical folk music and dances of Okinawa. The audience will have an opportunity to participate. Free. 6:30pm. Wailuku Public Library, (251 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-243-5766; Librarieshawaii.org

FRIDAY, APRIL 21 PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Apr 21. Pau Hana celebrates the end of the work week with live musical performances by Maui’s talented up and coming artists as well as Maui’s more well established musicians. 4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com KAMA‘AINA NIGHTS - Fri. Apr 21. Attend this locally grown Hawaiian concert series for the entire ohana, with Sista Val. 7pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com STARRY NIGHT CINEMA: ‘SING’ - Fri. Apr 21. Sing is a full-length animated feature released in December 2016 about a stage-struck koala bear who wants to put on the world’s greatest singing competition to save his beloved theater. Bring your beach chairs and blankets to lay back and enjoy the show. Free. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

SATURDAY, APRIL 22 SPRING CRAFT FAIR - Sat. Apr 22. We know that there is a lot of talent on Maui and Living Way Church bring everyone together to share their talent at the Spring Craft Fair. Free. 9am. Living Way Church Maui, (399 N. Market St., Wailuku); . DRIVE ALOHA FAIR - Sat. Apr 22 & Sun. Apr 23. Learn about the dangers of distracted driving and find resources to keep you safe on the road. 11am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

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JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

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MON- Mel & Soundlab; TUE- Nino Tascano & Paul Bunuan; WED- Guest Musician

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Tori Dixon & Shawn 8-10pm

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MON- Benny & Rock 6-8pm; TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi 9:30pm; no cover

Jim Spector 5:30pm

Sal Godinez 5-8pm

Neto, 5:30pm

Island Soul, 5:30pm

TUE- Tantalizing Tues w/Gina Martinelli & Friends 5-8pm, WED-Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolf; TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Throwback Thursday w/ DJ, 10pm

Bruddah Waltah Live 10pm; $10

Los Puvertos Live 10pm; $10

Video Mix, 10pm

MON-Free Pool all day; TUE- SIN 10pm; WED- Wild Wednesday w/ DJ 10pm

Murray Thorne, 6:30-8:30pm

Soul Kitchen Big Band, 7-9pm

Makai Jazz, 6:30-8pm

Celtic Tigers, 7-9pm

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Thirsty Thursdays & Free Pool

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KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

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YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Apr 22. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

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KARAOKE STAR SATURDAYS - Sat. Apr 22. There will be thousands of songs to choose from and KJ Dean is available to help you select just the right tune. Free. 5pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

APRIL MAUI BLOOD DRIVES - Mon. Apr 24 Fri. Apr 28. The general requirements to be a donor are to be in good health, be 18 years or older (16-17 with signed parent/legal guardian consent form), weigh 110 pounds or more (additional height/weight requirements apply to female donors 16-18). Bring a photo ID with date of birth. 9am. Blood Bank of Hawaii; 808-848-4770; BHS.org

CRUISE NIGHT WITH NOCTURNALS CTC | K AND K KUSTOMS - Sat. Apr 22. Cruise with Maui’s car and truck club and their friends as they showcase their low riders and lifted vehicles. Free. 5:30pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com 29TH ANNUAL PUNDY YOKOUCHI MEMORIAL GOLF TOURNAMENT - Sat. Apr 22. This is a fundraiser for the educational and community programs of Maui Arts and Cultural Center. $150-550. 6am. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org MEDITATION WORKSHOP - Sat. Apr 22. Led by Christopher Curtis Sensei, chief instructor of the Hawaii Ki Federation and an eighth-degree black belt, learn the basics of what meditation is. Dispel misconceptions, discuss various forms of meditation, and gain instruction for several different types of practice. Open to teens and adults. Please come 15 minutes early to register and check in. $10. 10am. Maui Ki-Aikido Dojo, (194 S. Market St., Wailuku); 808-357-5172 or 808-244-5165; Mauiaikido.com WEST AFRICAN DANCE WITH QUINCEY Sat. Apr 22. Live Drumming! Have fun following the beats of the drums, learn new steps and moves with this great teacher. $10. 11am. Pahu Creations, (870 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-385-2642; Pahumaui.com ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Apr 22. Join in an educational tour of permaculture design features. $20 - $25. 4:00pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com

SUNDAY, APRIL 23 TE TIARE PATITIFA - Sun. Apr 23. Enjoy a traditional Polynesian performance by Te Tiare Patitifa on the mall’s center stage. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Apr 23. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit. Free. 9am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit at Maui Mall, (70

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TUESDAY, APRIL 25 RAT LUNGWORM DISEASE INFORMATIONAL SESSION - Tue. Apr 25. This session will target growers, landscapers and gardeners and will focus on managing rat, snail and slug populations, as well as inspection and sanitation measures to minimize the spread of Rat Lungworm parasites. Presenters include Cynthia Nazario-Leary, Kylie Wong, Lynn Nakamura-Tengan and Dept. of Health staff. Call for more information. For general information on Rat Lungworm Disease, visit Mauiready.org. 5:30pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-3242 KALAMA SCHOOL BAND - Tue. Apr 25. Join the student of Kalama for their annual School Band Concert Series. The concerts allow the next generation of musicians to experience the same worldclass stage setting that the superstars enjoy. Free. 6:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 26 RENAISSANCE FAIR - Wed. Apr 26. Come and enjoy a day of fun games, food and more! Learn about the Renaissance as students display their knowledge through dressing up, acting and presenting projects. 8am. Maui Preparatory Academy, (4910 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-665-9966; Mauiprep.org SPRING WIND QUINTET - Wed. Apr 26. The Spring Wind Quintet is recognized as one of the country’s leading woodwind quintets, with an extensive and varied repertoire. Free. 2:30-3:30pm. Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; LibrariesHawaii.org

OUTLETS OUTDOOR MARKET - Wed. Apr 26. The Market will feature chef demonstrations, live music, hula show and cultural activities. Maui farmers and artisans will feature locally-grown produce, handmade goods, creative crafts, apparel, island artwork and more. 4pm. Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8277; Outletsofmaui.com STORY OF THE ‘UKULELE AND CONCERT Wed. Apr 26. The Hawaiian Serenaders, Richard Tom and Mele Fong, will share information about the ukulele, Hawaii’s official instrument. 10:30am. Lahaina Public Library, (680 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-662-3950; Librarieshawaii.org FAMILY MOVIE NIGHT: BFG - Wed. Apr 26. Tenyear-old Sophie is in for the adventure of a lifetime when she meets the Big Friendly Giant. Traveling to London with Sophie and the BFG they try and get rid of all the bad giants once and for all. Free popcorn. 6pm. Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; Librarieshawaii.org KEIKI ALOHA HULA CLASS - Wed. Apr 26. Keiki Aloha Hula brings the aloha, and the love of Hawaiian dance to the kids ages 7 to 12 of upcountry in a non-competitive, creative, nurturing environment. 4:15pm. Wisdom Flow Studios, (95 Makawao Ave.); 808-205-0908; WisdomFlowYoga.com RAT LUNGWORM DISEASE COMMUNITY MEETING - Wed. Apr 26. presentations will be given on the Rat Lungworm parasite, current research and measures for controlling slugs, rats and snails; a demonstration on how to wash and care for vegetables and fruits; a personal story of one person’s experience with Rat Lungworm Disease. Presenters include Maui District Health Officer Dr. Lorrin Pang; Dept. of Health staff; and Adam Radford, Manager, Maui Invasive Species Committee. 5pm. Mayor Hannibal Tavares Community Center, (91 Pukalani St., Makawao); Mauiready.org

LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI AUNTIE’S KITCHEN AT WESTIN KA‘ANAPALI RESORT - Fri, Live Music 4-7pm; Mon, Live Music 4-7pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Westinkaanapali.com/dining CANE AND CANOE AT MONTAGE KAPALUA - Thu, Piilani Arias 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Kapali Keahi 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Daniel Querubin and Dayan Kai 5:30-9pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Fri, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm;

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Randall Rospond 4-6pm, DJ Gemini & Ynot, 10pm

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Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover

3rd Friday’s w/ Maui Blues & Co., $5 cover, 8-12pm

Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover

Salsa Night w/ Barbara & Ernesto, 8pm-no cover

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KIMO’S - Fri, Tori Dixon Band 8-10pm; (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811; Kimosmaui.com

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LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Thu, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Joseph Chee 7:30-9:30pm; Wed, Scotty Rotten 7:309:30pm; (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700; Lahainapizzaco.com

SANGRITA GRILL AND CANTINA - Thu, Live Flamenco Music by Indio and Avi 6:30-8:30pm; (2580 Kekaa Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-6000; Sangritagrill.com

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Wed, Willie K 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, Pat Simmons Jr. 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, Pat Simmons Jr. 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, Murray Thorne 7-9:30pm; Fri, Soul Kitchen Big Band 7-9pm; Sat, Makai Jazz Group 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers 7-9:30pm; Wed, Joel Katz 5:156:15pm; (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-8741131; Mulligansontheblue.com

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Josh Kahula and Dave of ‘Nuff Sedd’ 3-5pm; Fri, JD and Friends 3-5pm; Sun, ‘Kilohana’ Merv Oana and Duane Feig 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret Roback, Josh Kahula and Roy Kato 3-5pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495; Leilanis.com LONGHI’S - Thu, Summer Macedo and Shawn McLauglin 5:30-7:30pm; Fri, Brian and Meryl 5:30-7:30pm; Sun, Two Cats 6-9pm; Mon, Chad Kaya 5:30-7:30pm; Tue, Wilmont Kahaialii and Shawn McLaughlin 5:30-7:30pm; (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com MERRIMAN’S - Fri, Brian Massa and Meryl Yecies 3-5pm; Fri, Peter deAquino 3-5pm; Sat, Gabe and Austin 10am-1pm; Sun, Peter deAquino 3-5pm; Sun, David Wolf 5:308:30pm; Mon, David Wolf 3-5pm; Mon, David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brian Massa and Meryl Yecies 3-5pm; Tue, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Peter deAquino 3-5pm; (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-6696400; Merrimanshawaii.com PACIFIC’O ON THE BEACH - Fri, The Armadillo 4:30-6:30pm; Sat, David King 4:30-6:30pm; (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-4341; Pacificomaui.com PAILOLO BAR AND GRILL AT WESTIN KA‘ANAPALI RESORT - Thu, Live Music 6-9pm; Tue, Live Music 5-8pm; Wed, Live Music 5-8pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/pailolo PAU HUAKA‘I TIKI BAR - Fri, Josh Sumibcay 5-8pm; Mon, Kawika Ortiz 6-8pm; (180 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-1000; Kaanapalibeach.hyatt.com PI ARTISAN PIZZERIA - Fri, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Mon, Scot Freeman 6-9pm; Wed, DJ Zinn 6-9pm; (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0791; Pi808.com PINEAPPLE GRILL - Sat, Kaliko’s Way 3-6pm; Sun, Codae 3-6pm; (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600; Pineapplegrillmaui.com PIONEER INN - Thu, Greg di Piazza 5-8pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Eleniki 5-8pm; (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-3636; Pioneerinnmaui.com RELISH OCEANSIDE BAR AT WESTIN MAUI RESORT - Thu-Wed, Braddah Keoki Ruiz 6:30-

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT AT NAPILI KAI RESORT - Thu, Phillip Stevens 7-9pm; Fri, Phillip Stevens 7-9pm; Sat, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Sun, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Mon, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Tue, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Wed, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-1500; Seahousemaui.com

SOUTH MAUI BOTERO LOUNGE AT GRAND WAILEA - ThuSat, Contemporary Hawaiian Music 5-10pm; (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234; Grandwailea.com/experience/dine/botero-lounge CHEESEBURGER ISLAND STYLE - Thu, Mark Burnett 5:30-8:30pm; (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8990; Cheeseburgernation.com DIAMOND’S ICE BAR AND GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6-8pm; (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299; Diamondsicebar.com GANNON’S - Thu, Ricardo Dioso 5:30-7:30pm; Fri, Fulton Tashombe 5:30-7:30pm; (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080; Gannonsrestaurant.com KONO’S ON THE GREEN - Thu, Jim Spector 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Sal Godinez Band 5-8pm; Sat, Neto Peraza 5:30-7:30pm; Sun, Island Soul Dance Party 5-8pm; Wed, Jim Spector 5:30-7:30pm; (470 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-633-4220; Konosonmaui.com LUANA LOUNGE AT FAIRMONT KEA LANI Fri-Sat, Live Entertainment 7-10pm; (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kealani-maui/dining/luana MAUI BREWING COMPANY - Tue, Elaine Ryan 6-8pm; Thu, Damien Awai 5-8pm; Fri, Lewis and Louis 5-8pm; Sat, Daniel Shishido 5-8pm; Sun, Hamilton and Sebastian 5-8pm; Mon, Johnny Ringo 5-8pm; Tue, Brian and Meryl 5-8pm; Wed, Damien Awai 5-8pm; (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Thu, Dat Guyz 1-3pm; Thu, Levi and Chad 4-6pm; Thu, Louis and Lewis 7-9pm; Fri, Stay EZ 1-3pm; Sat, Ron Kualaua 1-3pm; Sat, An Den 4-6pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Sun, T-Flatz and The Highlights 1-3pm; Sun, Dat Guyz 4-6pm; Sun, Ohana Groove 7-9pm; Mon, Josh Kahula 7-9pm; Tue, Ohana Groove 7-9pm; Wed, Damien and Brian 1-3pm; Wed, Alika 4-6pm; Wed, Jarret 7-9pm;

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CENTRAL MAUI BEACH BUMS MA‘ALAEA - Fri, Mike Finkiewicz and Tom Cherry 5-8pm; Fri, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm; Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286; Beachbumshawaii.com KAAHUMANU CHURCH - Thu, Picnic for Poki Hawaiian Music Concert 11am-12:30pm; (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-871-7720. KAHILI RESTAURANT - Thu, Brian and Meryl 4-5:30pm; Wed, Ron Kuala’au 4-5:30pm; (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Thu-Wed, Local Live Music 5-8pm; (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahu-

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Sign Language TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Nature documentarian (and fellow Taurus) David Attenborough is one of my heroes. What an amazing career he’s created for himself: getting paid (probably well) to get up close and personal with Earth’s most fascinating creatures. Emulate him, would you? Find some way to earn money doing things you’d do for free. Too many of us–especially you security-craving Tauri–spend too much time earning money doing things we hate–sometimes even things that are contrary to our personal ethos. Can you see any chance of making things happen your way? If you do, it’d be a crime not to go full-throttle for it.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Sorry, Scorpio. Nothing exciting is likely to happen to you this week. Hey, don’t get dramatic. You can’t have earth-shattering events occur every week. Just because you’re ready for action doesn’t mean the universe will automatically provide it. Of course, you always have the option of stirring crap up yourself–but I wouldn’t. Come on, take a vacation from intensity. Practice being lighthearted and silly. Take nothing seriously. Put away your sting, your bedroom eyes, and your piercing stare. Have some fun. When was the last time you just played? This week, make your answer to that question: “Today.”

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Twins love to communicate. You might be choosy about just who you talk to (and who you don’t), but I’ve never met a Gemini who consistently had trouble talking– about pretty much anything, anytime. So why have you shut yourself down, at least about one particular (and admittedly touchy) subject? It’s most unlike you. Do you really want that sore place to fester and get worse before you’ll open your mouth about it? That’s lame. Speak up now, because forever holding your peace isn’t an option. You’ll have to mention what’s bugging you, eventually, believe me–and it’ll be a million times harder to resolve later than it is right this second. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

I wouldn’t say you’re riding a bike with square wheels, exactly, but they’re hardly round, either. Maybe using hexagons as tires is workable, but it’s not comfortable, speedy, or efficient. The worst part is you can only blame your limited progress on yourself, since you chose–consciously or unconsciously–the means you’re using to move forward, which can best be described as clunky, laughable, and nearly pointless. Why are you holding yourself back in this ridiculous and masochistic way? There’s a downhill section coming up; it’d be a shame not to be able to take advantage of it. Hammer those tires into perfect circles, already. The tool I’d use for the job? The unadulterated truth. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

I believe you can manifest stuff in your life just by wishing for it (in the right way). It helps if you’re not attached to any exact picture of results, so the universe can surprise you with something you’d actually like better than what you think you’d like. It’s a tricky, fiddly thing: your wish has to be fueled by real, personal desire, but not limited by excessive attachment to that desire. What’s something you truly want? Let your imagination soar beyond a new gadget. Try dreaming about love, opportunity, or experiences. Be specific, but not too specific. You may think it’s bullshit, but why not try it? You’re more likely to make it work this week than most. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

We use this word, “instinct,” to describe what animals know without ever having to learn. But what the hell is instinct? These creatures are born knowing things. They don’t need to be taught this knowledge. Beavers know how to build dams. Could you build an effective dam? This is knowledge, the kind it would take you or me a long time to figure out, learn, and remember. Where is it stored? Genes? Why don’t we seem to have genetic memory? Maybe we do. There are certain things you know without ever having been taught them. This week is a good one for accessing and using that knowledge.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Here you come, dripping wet from yet another cold shower. What’s gotten you so hot and bothered, Sag? I know it’s not just the weather. You’re worked up into an internal frenzy because of something else–an unrequited desire, or perhaps even a requited one. Ready for a break? Too bad. Because things are likely to heat up even further. I know, your first instinct in that case is to run for the hills. You’re not sure how much more you can stand. But fleeing won’t do you any good. Besides, you can take this, even if it’s more than just uncomfortable. Stick it out a little longer. See where you can take it. If it’s still “unbearable” in two weeks time, then you have my permission to skip town. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Every four years the rest of the planet (except America, pretty much) gets World Cup Fever. Everyone but us avidly tunes in to the ultimate global sporting event while America (mostly) skips it. Even though I’m hardly a sports fan, I let myself get sucked in, carried on the exuberant madness of those around me. I can’t say I ever care who wins–it seems arbitrary to me– but it’s a fun experience nevertheless. You may not naturally share the enthusiasm your partner or your friends have about something, but won’t you consider going along with it, just this once? I’m not talking about lamely humoring them while dragging your feet the whole way. I’m suggesting you wholeheartedly run with the pack this time. It might be a “waste’ of time, but you never know–you might actually enjoy it. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Don’t you wish, sometimes, that you could experience life as a video game? Screw something up, and you could just go to the last place you saved and play it again until you get it right. Unfortunately, life’s stakes are higher than any video game–you usually only get one try. This week, however, is an exception. You are likely to be granted a single second chance to redo one thing you definitely could have done better. I hope you’ve been practicing (in your head, at least). Because if you screw up this time around, you definitely won’t get another shot.

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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

You can’t spin straw into gold–yet. But you are capable of performing similar wealth-attracting miracles–when you want to. Your problem isn’t lack of ability; it’s discipline over your own mind. There’s nothing I can say that will really help you with this. It’s up to you. I think you question, often, whether you truly want your dreams to come true. Once you stop doing that, they probably will. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

The most common question I’m asked: “How do you write your horoscopes?” I’m bored of my standard answer, so I’ve started making shit up. I’ve invented imaginary aliens (who I supposedly channel) as well as a mysterious and ancient monkey paw. I’ve enigmatically offered to show people, if they would only produce a handful of chicken bones and a fertilized goose egg. Sometimes I tell them I let whoever asks predict their own future. What would you say, Libra? What’s your horoscope for two weeks from now? Make a prediction for yourself. It’ll probably be more accurate than mine; I’ve only got a few charts and my intuition to work with. You have your whole life.

I love you, Aries. I can say that because I’ve adored every Ram I’ve ever met. But one thing I’ve noticed is you don’t hear how well you’re loved nearly often enough. Sometimes you’re led to believe that you’re too needy and self-centered, and shouldn’t crave so much affection. Bullshit. You do deserve more than you get. So here’s some more: You rock. Your warmth, generosity, and playfulness are awesome. Hopefully there’ll be a lot more of this kind of thing coming your way this week. You don’t even need to ask for it; just put yourself in situations where it might come your way; it probably will. To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com

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