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How should colleges determine who is granted admission? Actor and playwright Moses Goods tells the story of the first Hawaiian Christian, a figure both hailed and decried for bringing Christianity to Hawai‘i
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CORPORATION COUNSEL PAT WONG ARRESTED FOR PHYSICAL ABUSE, GIVEN PAID LEAVE While International Women’s Day began in Maui County Council Chambers with morning affirmations of the importance of gender equality and women in positions of power, events at the end of the evening proved that upsetting the patriarchy isn’t a mere day’s work. At 12:15am on March 9, Maui County’s top civil lawyer, Corporation Counsel Patrick Wong was arrested and charged by the Maui Police Department for physical abuse of a household member, later confirmed to be Wong’s girlfriend. MPD’s logs show that emergency medical services were called for
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tained that being arrested “is no small thing.” When asked whether paid leave is an appropriate consequence for someone charged with a violent crime, however, King said “that’s how you do things when you don’t have a conviction.” In some instances, she explained, paid administrative leave has served to protect the wrongly accused while they are under investigation. Rather, “we need a culture shift in Maui,” she stated. “We’re still thinking like a small town community but we have big city issues… We have all the things that plague big cities and we’re still operating within a culture of cronyism and nepotism, rather than looking at how we are going to fulfill the needs of the residents with real professionals.” As far as the issue of men in positions of power who abuse power, which has grown in the national social consciousness over the last year with the #MeToo movement, King said that “one of the things that’s needed is gender balance. Not just in our elected
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On Monday, March 11, the Maui Police Department was called to assist Maui Community Correctional Center in quelling a “disturbance” caused by inmates who refused to follow directives to return to their cells, and instead started a fire. According to a statement released by the Hawai‘i Department of Public Safety, 42 inmates refused to follow the order, while 52 complied. The non-compliant inmates broke fire sprinklers and barricaded themselves within the module. Over the course of two hours, MPD and MCCC negotiated with and “secured” the inmates until the situation was declared contained. Hawai‘i DPS stated that no inmate injuries were reported, although significant damage was sustained within the modules. Following the assault of corrections officer Bert Sam Fong in October 2018 at the hands of an inmate (reportedly, Fong is still recovering from the attack), the incident is the latest sign that the chronically overcrowded MCCC may have reached its breaking point. In April of 2018, MauiTime reported on a similar, though less severe, incident where inmates organized more of a sit-in than a riot. “The inmates refused the order [to return to their cells] and said they wanted to express their frustration with the phone system, a damaged television in the common area of their module, and the absence of rice with some of their meals over the past few days,” DPS spokesperson Toni Schwartz explained at the time. In August, MCCC and DPS were fined for two items totalling $16,300 (the penalties were later mitigated to $8,150, Schwartz said) deemed “serious” by the Department of Labor and Industrial Relations. The fines were related to the fire control system which has been an ongoing problem since 2015.
That same year, a DPS report stated that the 301-bed jail was operating with 478 inmates, or 58 percent more than its official capacity. Basically, it’s a powder keg exacerbated by pressures of overcrowding and failings to properly maintain and update the correctional center. If the incidents from the last year are any indication of where this is headed in the future, it’s clear that something must be done immediately – or the next fire could be the one that blows up the whole thing.
injuries sustained in the incident, and that Wong was released on $1,000 bail. Hours after the first report of the incident aired on Hawaii News Now (which identified the victim only as “she” and stated she feared retaliation from Wong due to his powerful position in the county), Mayor Mike Victorino released a statement that Wong had been placed on administrative leave. After repeated requests for clarification, the mayor’s Communications Office confirmed on March 12 that Wong’s leave is paid and with benefits. “I have zero tolerance for domestic abuse,” Victorino said in another statement released Monday. “Still, our justice system provides due process. A defendant is presumed innocent until proven guilty.” In the statement, Victorino identified First Deputy Corporation Counsel Edward Kushi as the interim manager of the Department of Corporation Counsel. Multiple inquiries to the mayor’s Communications Office from MauiTime regarding the length of Kushi’s interim role, the hiring of new staff to accommodate the personnel shortage, and factors that will be considered in the removal or reinstatement of Wong went unanswered as of press time. Wong, a nominee of Mayor Victorino, was recently approved by the council in a 5-4 vote to continue to serve as Corporation Counsel, a post he has held since being first appointed in 2011. The arrest sheds new light on some of the testimony received during his contentious confirmation process, in which Wong was accused of abusing power, losing his temper, and intimidation. “Several of us on the council had these concerns,” said Council Chair Kelly King, who voted to disapprove Wong during confirmation hearings. “Not necessarily about domestic violence against a partner, but about intimidation and potential retaliation, and if there was fairness in his office.” King added that she knows Wong has yet to be convicted of a crime, but main-
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positions, but also our appointed positions. You didn’t see much gender balance in this first round of appointments. There are two women and the rest were men.” “I think that’s one of the things that has to happen to be a bigger shift in power, not just in politics, but in the administration.” In the short term, though, King said that she hopes there is a full investigation and all the facts are provided, given Wong’s position as Corporation Counsel and legal advisor to the county. King added that she heard her colleagues suggest that Wong should step down. “Given these allegations, I think that’s something he should really be thinking about. The mayor should be seriously thinking about that: How can [Wong] go back to being the director and there not be major doubts?” ■ editor@mauitime.com + @axelbeers
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CHASSEN KOSI-CORTEZ NAMED MAUI’S YOUTH OF THE YEAR, AWARDED $2,500 SCHOLARSHIP Maui High School student Chassen KosiCortez has been named the Youth of the Year by Boys & Girls Clubs of Maui, earning him a $2,500 scholarship from the Eugene & Ruth Freedman Family Foundation. Kosi-Cortez will travel to O‘ahu on March 29 to contend for the State of Hawai‘i Youth of the Year title and a $5,000 college scholarship from Boys & Girls Clubs of America. If Kosi-Cortez wins at the state competition, he will compete at the Regional Youth of the Year event for an additional $10,000 college scholarship, renewable for four years up to $40,000. Five regional winners will advance to Washington, D.C. in September 2019 to compete for the title of Boys & Girls Clubs of America’s National Youth of the Year. The National Youth of the Year will receive an additional scholarship of $25,000, renewable each year up to $100,000. Now in its 72nd year, the Youth of the Year
program honors the nation’s most awe-inspiring young people on their path to great futures and encourages all kids to lead, succeed, and inspire. The Youth of the Year honor is bestowed annually upon an exemplary young person in recognition of leadership, service, academic excellence, and dedication to live a healthy lifestyle. Kosi-Cortez, 15, has been a Central Clubhouse member for seven years. He maintains a 4.0 GPA at Maui High School and enjoys studying math, fashion design, science, and chorus. Kosi-Cortez attributes his successful ranking promotion to the values he learned from the Club. “Chassen is a member who attends Club consistently,” said Stephen Bennett, director of operations at Boys & Girls Clubs Maui. “His positive attitude and pleasant personality are appreciated by his friends and the Club staff. We are very proud of Chassen for earning this well-deserved honor of Maui Youth of the Year.” Kosi-Cortez represented the Central Clubhouse on March 6 during the 2019 Eugene & Ruth Freedman Youth of the Year event held at the Hannibal Tavares Community Center in Pukalani. The four other candidates chosen to represent their Clubhouse were Tahiti Ahsam (Paukukalo Clubhouse), Naomi Farnsworth (Makawao Clubhouse), Lynnea Lopez (Lahaina Clubhouse), and Franco Melgar Martich (Haiku Clubhouse). The teens were judged based on their application packets that included three essays, their school grades, and letters of recommendation, as well as interviews with the panel of judges and a speech they presented during the Youth of the Year event. This year’s judges were Cassie Akina-Ancog, Shay Goodfellow, Wesley Lo, and Ian Manzano. All Maui candidates received scholarship funds made possible by the Eugene & Ruth Freedman Family Foundation. Their ongoing advocacy and generosity continues to change lives of Maui’s youth, according to Boys & Girls Clubs. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @axelbeers For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news
DOGGIE SLUMBER PARTY RAISES FUNDS AND AWARENESS Fourteen people will sleep overnight in a kennel with a shelter dog during the first annual Spring Fling Slumber Party fundraising event at the Maui Humane Society. The overnight fundraising event, which will be held from 6pm on March 16 to 6am, March 17, is not open to the public but will be streamed live on the MHS Facebook page from 6-10pm that night. The participating humans are staying in a kennel with a shelter dog to help MHS create and raise awareness of what it’s like for
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U.S. Coast Guard Station Maui assisted members of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration in disentangling a humpback whale in Maui waters on March 6. The subadult mammal was freed of an estimated 200 feet of heavy gauge line by a team of trained responders off of Makena Beach in South Maui, according to a joint statement from Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary, NOAA National Marine Fisheries Service, and U.S. Coast Guard. Representatives with the organizations responded to the situation after learning the entangled animal had a line through its mouth forming a bridle. The report of the entanglement came in at around 9:10am from a Maui Dive Shop vessel, Makakoa, and Coast Guard Station Maui swiftly launched a 45-foot response boat. By 10:40am, the Coast Guard crew arrived on the scene, assessed the animal and entanglement, and deployed a working line with a tracking beacon attached. “The team made several cuts, removing almost all the line, and greatly increased the animal’s chances of survival,” said Ed Lyman of Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary. “However, a small amount of gear could not be pulled from the whale’s mouth and thus remains. The recovered gear will be analyzed towards determining its possible origins and trying to reduce entanglement threat in the future.” The sanctuary’s response vessel, Kohola, followed with the rest of the team and gear. In the interim, many vessels, including the Makakoa, Redline, Maui Magic, Bluewater Rafting, fishing vessel Piper, Maui Diamond II, and PacWhale Eco Adventure’s Ocean Explorer, assisted by monitoring the animal and relaying information while the response team was en route. “Kohola arrived soon after with the rest of the team and launched an inflatable boat. A team of responders in the inflatable approached the whale, grabbed the working line,
and pulled themselves up behind the animal,” said Lyman. “At this point, one line of the bridle was cut and untwisted, but the line was too deeply embedded in the mouth to pull free.” At 12:30pm, with seas building, another approach was made within feet of the whale’s tail to cut the other side of the bridle as far forward as possible. “The pair of cuts removed as much line as possible, along with all the trailing buoys,” Lyman said. “Only a small amount of gear in the whale’s mouth and trailing along its sides was left providing the animal with an excellent chance of surviving. This was a successful operation that involved the efforts of many – a team effort. Mahalo to all.” In the joint statement, experts advise mariners to keep a sharp lookout for whales in distress but recommend not to approach closely or attempt to assist them. For the animal’s protection and the safety of the responders, only trained and well-equipped responders are authorized under NOAA Fisheries’ Marine Mammal Health and Stranding Response Program to help whales and other marine mammals. If any marine mammal is sighted in distress, the public is asked to maintain a 100-yard distance and call the NOAA 24-hour hotline at 1-888 256-9840. If unable to call, radio the U.S. Coast Guard on VHF Channel 16 and the report will be relayed. The public is reminded it is illegal to approach a humpback whale closer than 100 yards by any means at sea and 1,000 feet by aircraft.
animals to live in a shelter. MHS hopes to inform the community about what goes into the care of shelter dogs, and to find homes for a few of the participating pups. ”We are so excited about this new event and we appreciate our supporters willingness to help raise much needed funds as well as awareness for our shelter animals by staying in a kennel overnight,” said Jerleen Bryant, CEO of Maui Humane Society. “It fills our hearts to know how many people in the community care for our homeless animals and want to support the work that we are doing at the Maui Humane Society.” Each participant is being asked to raise a minimum of $1,500 for the event and fundraising is being done through the MHS Facebook page. Business sponsorships for the event are also welcome. To donate, or for more information about Maui Humane Society or the Spring Fling Slumber Party, please visit the Maui Humane Society website at Mauihumanesociety.org or call 808-877-3680 ext. 218.
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Pastor Alph Lukau of Alleluia International Ministries in Johannesburg, South Africa, is facing lawsuits after a stunt in which he appeared to resurrect a dead man on Feb. 24. Sowetan News reported that a video of the incident shows Lukau placing his hands on the man’s stomach as he lay in the coffin, when suddenly the man, identified as Elliott, begins to gasp for air and sits up. “Can you see what happened?” Lukau exclaims in the video. “This man died since Friday, he was in the mortuary... Devil, I told you wherever I find you I will kick you.” Pastor Rochelle Kombou said the hearse driver heard noises coming from the coffin and ran away as soon as they arrived at the church. “I was screaming,” she said. “I saw his tongue moving... The man of God completed the miracle by praying because prayer is the key.” The lawsuits, meanwhile, stem from the misrepresentation of the situation to three funeral parlors, whose services were sought by church officials; a coffin was bought from one and the hearse was hired from another. Prince Mafu, who is representing the funeral homes, said the matter had been reported to the Jeppe police station for further investigation.
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Filipino medicine man Angelito Oreta, 55, has an unusual method of protecting himself and his home from thieves and attackers. He and his followers raid fresh graves near Manila to steal the kneecaps from corpses. Oreta uses a scalpel to remove the patella, then soaks the bone in coconut oil for several days to dissolve the skin. Once dried, the bones can be found scattered around his home or worn around his neck. “The benefit that the guardian angels from the patellas will bring is that they will help your livelihood,” Oreta explained to Metro News. “The kneecaps are used for protection. Or they also work as a shield.” Oreta gifts the bones to his trusted friends and followers.
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Smartmouth Brewing Co. in Norfolk, Virginia, launched a new “magically ridiculous” beer on March 2: Saturday Morning, a limited-edition IPA – with marshmallows. Chris Neikirk, brewery spokesperson, told USA Today the beer is “brewed with in-house toasted marshmallows and bulk dehydrated marshmallow bits... It has a soft pillowy body with a slight cereal taste.” Smartmouth hopes the beer evokes “nostalgia in adults who remember when... Saturday mornings were a time that you sat around watching cartoons and playing games,” Neikirk added, while warning that the brewery is “not marketing to children.”
Silence of the Lambs, indeed. A Manchester, England, woman named Joan has a unique project in mind for a custom clothing designer. It seems Joan, 55, is anticipating having her leg amputated because of peripheral arterial disease, reported the Daily Mail, so she posted on Sewport.com, requesting help to “create something beautiful and useful” – a handbag, using her own skin. She has budgeted about $3,900 for the project, which she envisions as a “medium-sized handbag with a short strap and a section down the middle that will be made from my skin,” she explained in the post. “I know it’s a bit odd and gross... but it’s my leg, and I can’t bear the thought of it being left to rot somewhere.” There are no laws against her keeping the limb, although there is paperwork to fill out. Boris Hodakel, the founder of Sewport.com, reports that no designers have come forward yet to help with Joan’s request. ■
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stays. Why, you say? The old filling station was the setting for the 1974 film The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The Gas Station opened as a restaurant in 2016, serving barbecue and souvenir merchandise to film buffs. Manager Ben Hughes said the Coke machine in the movie is the same one that’s now in the restaurant, and they have a van parked outside that’s an exact replica of the one in the film. Now, he tells KVUE TV, fans can stay in one of four mini-cabins right behind the restaurant. But Hughes promises the staff won’t try to scare you: “We want to make sure that everybody that comes out has a good time... not just freakin’ out or anything like that.”
Detective Constable Claire Fitzpatrick is no shrinking violet, evidenced by the fact that she’s in danger of losing her job at the village police station in Bedwas, South Wales, England. The 44-year-old says her inappropriate language and habit of audibly breaking wind are just part of the “culture of banter” at the station, but she faces 25 counts of inappropriate behavior, including: farting outside her sergeant’s office, using the C-word with a suspect, and propositioning a junior officer (asking if he wanted an affair with a “fatter, ugly, older woman”). DC Fitzpatrick told Metro News that swearing is “just the nature of the place” and she had replaced the F-word with the C-word as her word of choice. However, she appeared to have regrets about her actions, calling them “stupid.”
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My Name is ‘Ōpūkaha ‘ia Actor and playwright Moses Goods tells the story of the first Hawaiian Christian, a figure both hailed and decried for bringing Christianity to Hawai‘i By Lantana Hoke
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t the turn of the 18th century, a Hawaiian boy on the island of Hawai‘i was orphaned by kanaka warriors embroiled in a power struggle. They killed his parents and infant brother, but spared him. At 10 years old, he wasn’t a threat. Later, after studying under his uncle, a priest, he took to the seas. Though he never returned to his ancestral homeland, his legacy lives on in the islands today. Henry ‘Opukaha‘ia became a complex figure in Hawaiian history, both hailed and decried for being the first Hawaiian Christian. His travels left him in New Haven, Connecticut, where he ended up under the wing and in the home of the president of Yale, who taught him theology and secular subjects. He developed a deep desire to proselytize in his native land, which inspired the creation of the Foreign Mission School, whose purpose was to bring the Christian word to farflung lands. Before dying of typhus at age 26, ‘Opukaha‘ia began the first ever attempts at penning ‘olelo Hawai‘i and inspired the Sandwich Island Mission, which had profound effects on Hawai‘i.
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200 years later, Moses Goods brings this story to the Maui Arts and Cultural Center on March 15 in a one-man play he wrote and will perform in. Along with Po‘ai Lincoln, who will open the play with a discussion about music, Goods will tell the story of this significant, complex Hawaiian figure in “My Name is ‘Opukaha‘ia.” After the show, the performers will stay for an informal talkstory session with audience members. Goods, who is from Maui and based in Honolulu, is the founder and artistic director of ‘Inamona Theatre Company, an organization dedicated to reintroducing the native stories of Hawai‘i to the community. Part of Goods’ artistic mission is telling Hawaiian stories from a Hawaiian perspective. In this new play, he will play several roles to tell ‘Opukaha‘ia’s story, which is not traditionally how this story has been told. In ‘Opukaha‘ia’s official memoirs, penned by his New Haven colleagues, he is called “Obookiah,” with his journey portrayed as that of a “heathen,” idol-worshipping youth converted to a learned, Western man – a narrative, when read through a modern lens, with racist and xenophobic
tones. But a vital layer to the story is that ‘Opukaha‘ia is revered by many Hawaiian Christians. His remains have been re-interred at Kahikolu Church in Kona, and the third Sunday in February is a day of remembrance to honor this significant historical figure. It’s an important story to tell, and I got the chance to speak with Goods to hear his mana‘o about the power of theater to tell complex stories, his shy boyhood in Ha‘iku giving rise to his range as an actor, and his advice to aspiring playwrights and actors.
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Tell me a little bit about yourself and your creative roots.
I’m from Upcountry Maui; I’m from Ha‘iku originally. I’m a graduate of Maui High School. I did a little bit of drama at Maui High and took up theater again at the University of Hawai‘i. That was years ago. I’ve been a theater artist for almost two decades now. I focus most of my work on stories having to do with our history, our culture in Hawai‘i, or our ancestors or the historical figures in Hawai‘i.
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What inspired that direction for you?
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Are there a lot of Native Hawaiians in theater?
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For me, theater had been my way of connecting culturally. It’s my way of connecting with the story, with the history. I learn from what I do as a theater artist; that’s the way for me to connect with our stories, and then I’m able to get the stories out there to a larger audience.
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There haven’t been over the years, but recently there’s been an emergence of Native Hawaiian artists. There’s a lot of theater starting that’s happening completely in the Hawaiian language, which is a very exciting thing. Theater is not a traditional Hawaiian art form, but more and more people are starting to embrace theater and acting.
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You have a whole foundation dedicated to theater in the arts. Can you tell me a little bit about ‘Inamona?
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‘Inamona is a theater company that is still kind of getting off the ground, and we’re about to do some things to move that forward. It’s dedicated to reintroducing the stories of Hawai‘i to the people of Hawai‘i. It’s a way of digging up stories that people don’t necessarily hear and a way of connecting the generations of today with the stories of our past.
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Your last one-man play was about Duke Kahanamoku. What inspired this new play?
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In what I do, I kind of gravitate to the figures that had a huge impact on our islands, and I think Henry ‘Opukaha‘ia was one of the firsts in bridging the connection between Hawai‘i and the outside world. He was credited with bringing Christianity to Hawai‘i. I think what drew me to him was the fact that it’s an important story to tell from a Hawaiian perspective. To many Hawaiians, he’s a great hero, right? Because he represents Christianity and many Hawaiians are Christian. But to other Hawaiians, it kind of symbolizes that huge, drastic change that took place in our culture when this new religion was introduced and we, for a lack of a better term, lost who we are as a people spiritually because of this move toward Christianity. So it’s a difficult story to tell. And I think to me, I guess it’s kind of appealing because it is challenging. The challenge for me is to tell all sides of the story and not necessarily lean toward any one direction, anyone’s side, but really show who he is as a human. That’s where I came from.
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What should people expect at the show itself?
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The show is going to be in two parts; my piece is the second half, so it’s only about 25 minutes or so. But the segment before that is going to be by another performer, Po‘ai Lincoln. She’s going to set the scene, in a way, by talking about music in Hawai‘i – the early forms of what music is in Hawai‘i – specifically the impact that Christianity had on the music of Hawai‘i, because that is directly connected to the story of Henry ‘Opukaha‘ia. And then I’ll come in with my story, with my play, at the end of it.
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A one-man play. What’s that like?
I guess I have become so used to doing one-man shows that it’s kind of my thing now, but there are challenges in one-man shows in that there’s no one else out there but me, so I can’t rely on anyone to give me the energy I need, or to bail me out if I make a mistake. So it’s all dependent on what I do as a performer. One thing that I tend to do with my one-man shows is that I include a lot of different characters. And so I’ll be playing several different characters in this show. I like doing that because it allows me to tell different perspectives of the same story, but you’re not just telling it from the point of view of the main character. There are other characters that come in and out. That’s kind of a strength of mine as an actor, is to go in and out of character.
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Where do you get such range as an actor?
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Oh, good question. Probably just a lifetime of being an introverted kid that was always keeping to himself but always looking, and watching, and people watching. That’s what I was doing as that shy kid growing up. I guess I was just observing people around me and then recording that into my brain. That’s only thing I can think of that could explain how I’m able to go in and out of these different characters. That and it’s a lot of fun, too. I think a lot of people toy around with different voices that they use. For me, it’s an opportunity to delve in and become a different character.
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If there are aspiring playwrights or performers, especially of Native Hawaiian ancestry, what advice would you have for them?
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My advice would be to reach out to those that you know are doing the work and make a connection with them. There’s a lot that we could offer in terms of choices that we’ve made, good and bad, that can help a young artist as they find their way through their own journey. Every journey’s going to be unique, but it’s helpful to reach out to o people that can offer a little bit of guididance. Don’t be shy, just reach out to these hesee people, whether Facebook, email, whatever hatevver – make that connection. Creating a comom-munity of young Native Hawaiian artists tistss is is a really important thing, and there’s no reason why we need to be completelyy sepseeparate in what we do. We can certainlyy conco onnect with each other.
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responsibility as a Native Hawaiian artist, to tell these stories, embrace these stories, learn from these stories. Share them with others. I think it’s always going to be a part of what I do. I don’t think it’s going to be the extent of what I do. As most people in Hawai‘i, I’m mixed. I’m half Hawaiian, I’m also half black. I haven’t started to look at that so much in my work, and that’s actually a direction that I’ve been wanting to go in for a while now. So I think work from me is going to include making a connection between who I am as a Hawaiian and who I am as a black person.
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I feel like there is an untold story there. Do you think that artists always need to be personally connected to what they do? It seems like you have a lot of personal connection to the art you create.
That’s the art, right? It’s finding what is human in the characters. I’m definitely well connected to one human, and that’s myself. So I need to find these personal connections, find what makes these characters human and real people and not just characters from a book. They’re actually living, being
people. So the personal connection is essential to the work that I do.
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Do you have anything that you want Maui residents to know about you, or the show, or any thing that you haven’t said that you want to express?
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I want to let people know that I do the work that I do because I love this work, but also because it is my responsibility as a Native Hawaiian artist to reach people through these stories, and to be that conduit between the kupuna, our ancestors, and the people of today. So as much as I’d love people to come and support me as an artist, and I love it when I come to Maui because I get wonderful support, I want to make it clear that what I’m doing is to serve the community, to serve our ancestors, to continue to make sure those connections are being made between the generation of today and the ancestors that I’m portraying on stage. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more A&E articles, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment
You talked about good and bad choices. What are some good od d and bad choices you’ve made de e ass an artist?
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community, and a great place to get a bite to eat. In fact, the name pub is short for public house, a home away from home. I sat with owners Chris Turquet and Mick Ryan, expats from the UK, to see what the heartbeat of the Kalama Village pub is all about. “Every establishment is built, I believe, on what comes out of the kitchen,” says Turquet. “We want to really remind and invite people to come out and try the food. Our chef is back there working hard; I feel like what Ricardo Salinas does is really a work of art: the presentation and everything else. This is not bar food.” Recently, they redesigned the menu and have a great new presentation. The new, modern look of the menus is easy to read and organized by starters, soup and salad, their specialty dishes (aka the “Dog’s Bollocks”), sandwiches, and sides. The hand
tweaked the menu but they were smart to stick with a lot of their fan favorites. “We changed a few things but we do not want to change our essentials,” says Turquet. We are still known for our bangers and mash, corned beef and cabbage, the pies – the pot pies are good sellers. When you go to the sandwiches the rueben is very popular. People come back for those.” There is one dish that Fowler recommended, that I have never heard of – their chicken milanese.This dish is a thin pounded white meat chicken cutlet, dredged in light breadcrumbs and fried to perfection.The Dog and Duck serves theirs with a parsley, garlic, and lemon gremolata that is to die for, along with their famous mashed potatoes and peas. It has quickly moved to the top of my most craved dish list; I cannot get enough of that cutlet and gremolata. Another hint for South Maui eaters looking for an outstanding morning fix, the Dog and Duck has breakfast on the
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ou don’t have to wait ‘til St. Paddy’s day to eat corned beef and cabbage. I recently learned this fact stopping by the Dog and Duck in the Kihei Kalama Village. Most of us know the Dog and Duck to be a great nightlife spot in Kihei’s Triangle for trivia, yum yum shots, DJs, and live music for the last 12 years, but you may not know their kitchen pumps out some of the best consistent comfort food hits in South Maui, serves a great breakfast on the weekends, and has a great late night menu too. In the UK, pubs are more than a place to drink a pint, they are a hub of activity in the
cut their fries, and make everything from scratch. The pub favorites are denoted with an Irish flag. The quality is incredible, and the prices are reasonable. “When you have that work of art, it’s job satisfaction,” says Turquet. “I always feel like it’s being a part of the scene. Everything is fresh; we cut all of our potatoes. Our chips and our mashed potatoes are made fresh daily. This is what we are about. There is no better taste than a real chip, french fry, whatever you want to call them. We don’t use frozen. Everything is made to order. The quality of food is really high.” Head bartender Brook Fowler takes a lot of pride in what they are doing at Dog and Duck, explaining that they are like a family, and the restaurants in the area all support each other. “Our goal is always to make this place like a piece of home,” says Turquet. “We are a part of the community. We have a soccer team out of here, we support softball out of here. We are
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weekends from at 8-11am: homemade corned beef and hash, eggs benedict, traditional Irish breakfast, pancakes, and omelets. You don’t have to wait in line for an excellent breakfast experience and hair of the dog specials. “Come in for breakfast and stay for a pint,” says Turquet. “We only do breakfast on the weekends but it is a really good breakfast. There is no line!” This Thursday the Dog and Duck kicks off their annual St. Patrick’s four-day weekend celebration starting with trivia night festivities. The pub also has a steady happy hour from 3-7pm daily with $5 yum yums, $3 well drinks, and a selection of $3 beers. Stop in and cozy up to their excellent food and drink at Kihei Kalama Village. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie stories, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink
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Celebrating St. Patrick's Day on Maui DON YOUR GREEN AND HEAD OUT TO THESE EVENTS FOR SOME SAINT PADDY’S WEEKEND FUN reuben sandwiches all day starting at 11am ‘til run out! Guinness, Jameson Irish whiskey, and Irish coffee will also be on special. Bar closes at 1am. Stopwatch Sportsbar, (1127 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-1380; Stopwatchsportsbarandgrill.com ST. PATRICK’S DAY LUNCH SPECIAL AND MORE! - Sun. Mar 17. Serving up a corned beef and cabbage special for lunch from 11am3:30pm! There’ll also be green beer, a special shamrock daiquiri, and a mint chocolate chip hula pie available all day. Dinner starts at 4:45pm with the regular menu and live entertainment with Benny Uyetake is from 6-8pm, with his variety of musical styles, like contemporary and classic Hawaiian, and pop favorites with a touch of jazz, rock, and blues. Close at 10pm. Kimo’s, (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811; Kimosmaui.com ST. PATRICK’S DAY PIZZA - Sun. Mar 17. Who doesn’t like pizza? Stop for a St. Paddy’s inspired pizza (house made crust, blanco sauce, thinly sliced potatoes, fresh mozzarella, sharp cheddar, corned beef, shaved cabbage). Open 11:30am-9:30pm. Pi Artisan, (900 Front St., Lahaina); Pi808.com
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h, the grandest (or at least greenest) of all holidays – when the Irish, and those that wish they were, gather to celebrate Saint Patrick and all things Irish. Raise a glass on March 17 and share the luck at one of these St. Paddy’s day events. Everyone’s Irish on St. Patrick’s Day, right? Slainte!
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ST. PATRICK’S WEEKEND BASH - Thu. Mar 14-Sun. Mar 17. Celebrate with the island’s Irish through the weekend. On Thursday is a Trivia Night Kickoff Party starting at 7pm. Drinks are half-priced from 10-11pm, and DJ Double K will be mixing from 10pm ‘til close. On Friday is DJ Teeny at 10pm, and on Saturday doors open at 8am for live music with Louis & Lewis from 5-8pm, followed by countdown to midnight with DJ J.Mo at 10pm. Then Sunday, St. Patrick’s Day, kegs are tapped and doors open at 8am, so stop by anytime and get shamrocked. Dog and Duck Irish Pub, (1913 S Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669; Dogandduckmaui.com GO GREEN RECYCLING EVENT - Sat. Mar 16. Not your traditional St. Patrick’s Day event, but lucky nonetheless. Malama Maui Nui will be holding their Go Green recycling event from 9amnoon. On a first come, first served basis they will happily take: air conditioners, batteries (lead acid only), computers, dishwashers, dryers, microwaves, printers, refrigerators, scrap metal, stoves, televisions, tires ($10 donation per tire), washing machines, and water heaters. Volunteers and donations are welcome. Open to residents only (no commercial). Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); Malamamauinui.org CELEBRATE ST. PATTY’S DAY WITH LE CREUSET - Sat. Mar 16. Join Chef David of Waikiki Brewing Co. at Le Creuset for a St. Patrick’s Day themed cooking demonstration from 1-2pm. Plus register to win a cast iron oval skillet (must be present to win). Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9323; Lecreuset.com
ST. PATTY’S DAY DINNER - Sat. Mar 16th. Hale Kau Kau hosts their annual St. Patty’s Day Dinner starting at 6:30pm in the Stawasz Hall. Guests will enjoy a feast of corned beef and cabbage, listen to Irish music, can bid items at the silent auction, and more! Tickets are $30 per person available by phone or on Eventbrite.com. St. Theresa Church, (25 W Lipoa St., Kihei); 808-875-8754; Halehaukau.org GO FOR THE GREEN ST. PATRICK’S DAY PARTY - Sat. Mar 16. Eat, drink, and dance at The Rotary Club Of Lahaina Sunset’s 5th annual Go For The Green St. Patrick’s Day Party. Attendees will enjoy live music by Nevah Too Late, a buffet dinner, and can bid on items during the live and silent auction. Cost is $100 per person. Proceeds will go to foster community recycling, education, and service projects. 6-9pm. Royal Lahaina Resort, (2780 Keka‘a Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808359-4245; Universe.com/goforthegreen2019 WILLIE K’S ST. PATRICK’S DAY GOLF TOURNAMENT - Sat. Mar 16. The Hawaiian phenomenon Willie K is undoubtedly the only artist in the world who can go into an Irish pub in the middle of Maui and play anything from indigenous acoustic Hawaiian music to jazz, reggae, rock, country, and even opera – and not only get away with it but leave everyone within earshot slack-jawed in astonishment. The event supports the Willie K Cancer Fund and includes a four-person scramble, hole-in-one prizes, lunch, and live entertainment. If interested in sponsoring a team and/or to play, call 808-250-8288 or email Mulligansmaui@ gmail.com. Tournament starts at 12pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue & Wailea Blue Course, (100 Kaukahi St.); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com ST. PATRICK’S ALL DAY CELEBRATION Sun. Mar 17. Let the shenanigans begin, it’s St. Patty’s at the “Best Bar on Maui” and a place get shamrocked. The all day-long celebration starts at 9:30am with live music plus traditional Irish bagpiper performances with Roger McKinley at 2:30pm and 5pm, and a guest DJ will start at 10pm. Proper Twelve Irish Whiskey is on special with $6 shooters, $7 Irish mules and gaelic lemonades, and $11 Irish car bombs. Bar is open ‘til 2am, OH YEAH! Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com
ST. PATRICK’S DAY IRISH PUB CELEBRATION - Sun. Mar 17. A little leprechaun has told us that Maui’s Irish pub is having an all day celebration. Live music will be going all day with house band Celtic Tigers, David Connolly, Mad Bagpiper, Island Soul, and none other than the Hawaiian phenomenon Willie K himself will join the lineup. There will also be food and drink specials too! Doors open at 10am. Tickets are available at Eventbrite.com for $10 from 10am-3pm, $25 after 3pm; $30 cash only at the door. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com ST. PADDY’S DAY PARTY IN WAILEA - Sun. Mar 17. Celebrating St.Patrick’s Day all day with food and drink specials. Food specials are Irish nachos (house fried potato chips, corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, and their Whiskey 1000), and shepherd pie (lamb, carrots, corn, peas, and mashed potatoes). Drink specials include an Irish Old Fashioned, MBC Cask Beer, 20-oz Guinness and Jameson for $7, and $8 Dublin Donkeys. 10am-close. The Pint & Cork, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-727-2038; Thepintandcork.com ST. PATRICK’S DAY FOOD & BOOZE - Sun. Mar 17. Stop in for some St. Paddy’s specials starting at 11am with Irish-inspired foods including corned beef sandwich with fries, reuben sandwich, corned beef and cabbage, beef and Guinness Irish stew with rice, and shepherd’s pie – all available until they run out. Booze specials go all day with Irish car bombs, Guinness, Irish Chi Chi’s, black and tan-Moose style, and green Bud Light draft. There will also be giveaways too! Moose McGillycuddy’s, (2511 S Kihei Rd.); 808-8918600; Moosemcgillycuddys.com ST. PATRICK’S DAY PATIO PARTY! - Sun. Mar 17. There’ll be tons of food and drink specials all day starting at 11am. Kick it in the beer garden and enjoy live music by Steve Craig on the extended patio during happy hour from 3-7pm followed by DJ JAY-C. Diamonds Ice Bar and Grill, (1279 S Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299; Diamondsicebar.com ST. PATRICK’S DAY FOOD SPECIALS - Sun. Mar 17. Featuring their annual corned beef cabbage with carrots and potatoes, with specials on
ST. PADDY’S DAY AT THE MONKEY - Sun. Mar 17. Opening early with your favorite March Madness games at 12pm, there’ll be St. Patrick’s Day festive swag, drink specials all day, yummy food options, and more. Hitting the stage at 4pm for some jammin acoustic music is Bluegrass and Beyond featuring Orion Hitzig from Brown Chicken Brown Cow and Matt Del Omo. The Dirty Monkey, (844 Front St., Lahaina); 808-419-6268; Thedirtymonkey.com ST. PATRICK’S DAY IN MAKAWAO - Sun. Mar 17. Grab the family and spend your Sunday afternoon in Makawao enjoying a classic rock performance with hot apple pie. 3-5pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com ST. PATRICK’S DAY POTLUCK PARTY - Sun. Mar 17. “Maui’s Best Local Dive Bar” is hosting a St. Patrick’s Day potluck party from noon-5pm. Bring a dish and for eat free – otherwise plates can be purchased for $10. Don’t forget to ask the bartender about drink specials. Live country jams with Jeff & Josh starts at 8pm. No cover. Kahale’s, (36 Keala Pl., Kihei); 808-215-9939; Kahales.com FEELING LUCKY! ST. PATRICK’S DAY VIBE PARTY - Sun. Mar 17. Hit up the hottest dance floor on South Maui for St. Patrick’s Day, as #Poundtown is on deck spinning EDM, house, top 40, bass, hip-hop, trap, and more starting at 9pm. VIBE Bar and Nightclub, (1913 S Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; Vibenightclubmaui.com A PROPER ST. PATRICK’S DAY - Sun. Mar 17. “Maui’s Best New Bar” of 2019 got their hands on some Proper 12 Whiskey just in time for St. Patty’s Day! Head to Wailuku town as DJ Pash will be spinning all your favorite Irish tunes and more. Wai Bar, (45 N Market St., Wailuku); 808-214-9829; 808-359-4245; Waibarmaui. com ST. PATRICK’S DAY FOOD & MUSIC - Sun. Mar 17. Enjoy live music with Kendall Dean on the Rooftop and the House Shakers with Mark Johnstone jammin’ on the Main Stage. Get corned beef braised cabbage and boiled red potatoes for $32 – YUM! And drink specials including $8 Jameson Irish whiskey and $16 Knappogue Castle 12 year single malt Irish whiskey. Call for reservations. Fleetwood’s on Front St., (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-MICK; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com ■
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Picks
by Alex Mitchell
This Week's Picks THURSDAY MAR. 14 FNHP IS SEEKING VOLUNTEERS FOR HALEAKALA CRATER TRIP–Friends of Haleakala National Park is seeking volunteers for their overnight Haleakala Crater Trip on Sunday, Mar. 24 to Tuesday, Mar. 26. They’re looking for enthusiastic and fit hikers to help do protection work for native plants and nene habitats. Volunteers will stay two nights at the Holua Cabin for free and also have plenty of time for bird watching, star-gazing, photography, and hiking. Call or register online. Free. FHNP, (PO Box 322, Makawao); 808-205-4067; fhnp@earthlink.net; Fhnp.org Photo courtesy of FHNP
L.A. DANCE PROJECT–Thiss amazing mpany is the Southern California dance company brainchild of the former Paris Opera Ballet Artistic Director Benjamin Millepied. lepied. He was the choreographer for the film Black Swan, and hiss Maui show will feature a huge collective of world-class dancers. This is a dance show that you definitely do not want to miss! $35. 5. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; h Rose Mauiarts.org Photo credit Josh
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FRIDAY MAR. 15 THE VERY LAST SUFI CAMP–From Friday, Mar. 15 until Wednesday, Mar. 20, you can show your love and support for the Hawai‘i Sufi Family in the theme of “Awakening Through Kindness and Gratitude.” There’ll be many special guest teachers including Ram Dass, Lila Flood, Flood Neeraja, and Allaudin Ottinger from Kansas. $250. Camp Keanae, (130 Kai Malina Pkwy.); Sufishawa Sufishawaii.org Photo courtesy of Facebook/Sufis Hawaii
HO‘ONANEA SPRING CONCERT: JAKE SHIMABUKURO–Shimabukuro is world famous for his fusion of ‘ukulele, jazz, blues, rock, pop, classical, and flamenco skills. Check him out live at the MACC! Pre-show festivities begin at 5:30pm and will feature local craft vendors and live music in the courtyard. $15. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org Photo credit Coleman Saunders
SATURDAY SATU U RDAY MAR. 16 6 LYC BOOMVANGERS ANNUAL WHALE WATCH–Hosted by the Lahaina Yacht Club, this fundraiser is a private charter on Pacific Whale Foundation’s Ocean Quest. The tour will be narrated by a certified marine naturalist, and proceeds will go to the Boomvangers Scholarship Fund. $45. 2pm. Lahaina Harbor Slip 4, (Lahaina Harbor); Lyc.us/boomvangers-1 Photo courtesy of Wikimedia Commons
CORDAGE WORKSHOP WITH CATHY DAVENPORT–Davenport holds a master’s degree in ethnobotany from UH Manoa, and has taught a variety of classes at UHMC. Learn how the ancient Hawaiians used cordage (rope) to bind materials together. The class will learn about native and canoe plant fibers, and have an opportunity to learn various techniques. $25. 9am. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, (150 Kanaloa Ave, Kahului); 808 249-2798; Mnbg.org Photo courtesy of Facebook/Maui Nui Botanical Gardens
SATURDAY MAR. 16 HAWAII JR. GOLF DAY–It’s a free and fun day for beginner and new junior golfers (ages 5-18) to learn from PGA and LPGA professionals. Golf clinics will take place at Ka‘anapali Golf Courses, Kahili Golf Course, and Wailea Golf Club. Parents can also receive information about how to create a “Roadmap to Junior Golf.” Free. 9am. Maui Golf Courses, (Island Wide); Hsjga.org Photo courtesy of Maxpixel.net
MAUI DHARMA CENTER SACRED PILGRIMAGE–Attendees will venture on a sacred journey of peace, prayer, offering, and devotion with the Venerable Lama Gyaltsen. They’ll travel to each stupa of Maui to appreciate its importance. Locations include: The Great Paia Lha Bab Peace Stupa, Kanaio Stupa of Enlightenment, and the Huelo Enlightenment Stupa. Cost includes transportation, lunch, snacks, and beverages. Call or email to make reservations. $125. 8am. Maui Dharma Center, (81 Baldwin Ave., Pa‘ia); 808-579-8076; Mauidharmacenter.com; mauidharma@earthlink.net Photo courtesy of Facebook/Maui Dharma Center
SATURDAY MAR. 16 COFFEE HOUSE SESSION–For this month’s edition, Coffee House Sessions will present “Music for a Cause” with Jamie Gallo. Every dollar raised will go directly to Best Buddies International, a nonprofit dedicated to people with developmental disabilities. No cover charge, but donations are encouraged! 2pm. Wailuku Coffee Company, (26 N Market St., Wailuku); 808-495-0259; Wailukucoffeeco.com Photo credit Jack Grace
SATURDAY MAR. 16 WILLIE K GOLF EVENT–This event supports the Willie K Cancer Fund and will feature a golf tournament at the Wailea Blue Course, lunch, live entertainment, and a silent and live auction. Don’t forget to wear green! Call or email mauibarsareus@aol.com for more info. Cost is based on teams of four. $1,000+. 12pm. Mulligans on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-7083; Mulligansontheblue.com Photo courtesy of Facebook/Willie K
MONDAY MAR. 18 MAUI SOUND HEALING–Hosted by Sacred Sound Alchemy, experience a unique spiritual journey on Maui’s North Shore. The evening will begin with a Vedic kirtan, a fusion of chants and mantras designed to restore balance and awaken your inner self. $20. 6:30pm. Heritage Hall, (401 Baldwin, Pa‘ia); 808-281-5939; Sacredsoundalchemy.org Photo courtesy of Facebook/Rasa Priya
MEDICAL CANNABIS FOR SENIORS WITH MICHAEL BACKES–The Lunch & Learn Series returns with special guest speaker, Michael Backes. Backes is the author of the bestselling book Cannabis Pharmacy, and he’ll discuss why more Hawai‘i seniors are using cannabis to manage various age-related conditions. Learn more about alternative ideas to prescription drugs for seniors. Registration fee includes class materials and a hot buffet lunch. Seating is limited, register on Eventbrite. $20. 1-3pm. Leis Family Class Act, (310 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-212-8787 Cannabis4seniors.eventbrite.com Photo credit Rickett & Sones
SUNDAY MAR. 17 COMMEMORATING HAWAI‘I’S LONGEST-REIGNING SOVEREIGN–In the Hawaiian Kingdom, the observed birthday of Mo‘i Kauikeaouli (King Kamehameha III) was a national holiday. Hosted by the Lahaina Restoration Foundation, attend an educational celebration titled “Ho‘oman‘o Kukulu Aupuni: Remembering Kauikeaouli and the Construction of the Hawaiian Nation” with Ronald Williams Jr., PhD. A post-talk, light pupus reception will follow. 4-6pm. King Kamehameha III Elementary School, (611 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-3262; Lahainarestoration.org Photo courtesy of Wikimedia Commons
WEDNESDAY MAR. 20 ‘PUBLIC LOVE’–Presented by Morgan Thorson and collaborators, this originally choreographed dance performance will combine movement with light, sound, and objects. Dancers include Jessica Cressey, Non Edwards, Allie Hankins, Sam Johnson, Alanna Morris-Van Tassel, and Valerie Oliveiro. $35. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org Photo courtesy of MACC
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Film
by Barry Wurst II
'Captain Marvel' Falls Short Brie Larson is better than this formulaic, behind-the-times film ★★★★★
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ints of Marvel Cinematic Universe fatigue have been detectable for a few years but finally overwhelms their latest product. The lesser of the megablockbuster MCU films have a dull interchangeability, underwhelming villains, and an over-reliance on CGI spectacle. This is especially evident in Captain Marvel, which, unfortunately, is an iffy showcase for the talented Brie Larson. The first MCU installment with a female superhero lead falls considerably short of a certain Amazonian warrior adventure made two years ago. We meet Air Force pilot Carol Danvers (played by Larson) as she’s in a state of confusion – her origin and even whether she’s human are immediately put to question. However, Captain Marvel feels off from the start and not just because the story is presented in a fragmented, out-of-sequence manner. Larson fully invests in the title character but the role is beneath her. Take a look at her extraordinary work in Short Term 12 (directed by Maui’s own Destin Daniel Cretton) or her Oscar-winning performance in Room. Knowing what Larson is capable of and witnessing the committed but glib, nobrainer turn she gives here reminded me of Natalie Portman in the Star Wars prequels: This is another A+ actress giving C-grade work in a movie that asks very little of her. Despite dozens of fight scenes and Star Wars-like shoot-outs, nothing seems to be at stake. Once all the plot threads are revealed, it feels like a self-parody. When our hero beats up baddies while holding a Fonzie lunchbox as No Doubt blares on the soundtrack, it’s just incredibly silly. The inevitable comparison to the DC
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Comics equivalent is telling: The comic book movie this closely resembles isn’t Wonder Woman but Green Lantern, with a rich dollop of the gooey sentimentality left over from A Wrinkle in Time. As for the gender politics, this only demonstrates how far behind Marvel Entertainment is from the rest of the competition. The 2017 Wonder Woman provided a genuinely novel twist on comic book movie expectations and gender dynamics. In that film, leading man Chris Pine acted as the damsel in distress, on the sidelines while Gal Gadot’s Diana Prince took center stage – it was a wonderful role reversal and a truly progressive touch. In this movie, the sole novelty is that Danvers is a woman. Despite constant reminders of her gender (the soundtrack is full of on-the-nose ‘90s anthems) Captain Marvel mostly just beats up male assailants. That’s it. The one exception: the moment
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where Danvers informs an enemy she has nothing to prove. The line really lands. Otherwise, the plot is formulaic and old hat. Outside of the Marvel and DC comic book movie dominance, Atomic Blonde, the 2017 adaptation of Antony Johnston and Sam Hart’s The Coldest City, starring Charlize Theron, provides the only recent female comic book character with any complexity, liberated identity, or sexual appetite. Further proof of Marvel’s behind-thetimes use of their female cast: In addition to Annette Bening’s truly embarrassing supporting role, MCU superstar Scarlett Johansson has just one scene, utters a few expository lines, then steps aside. Johansson, a sensational actress, has been benched for too much of this franchise. Her reported Black Widow solo movie, if it ever really arrives, had better be something special. Also on hand is Ben Mendelsohn, still
gobbling up every role Christoph Waltz used to get. Mendelsohn’s one facial expression is no longer menacing; can we please have a break from this actor? At least it’s visually interesting, though it falls short of evoking the surreal beauty of Doctor Strange. The very last scene after the end credits is the funniest Easter Egg in the MCU and the most successful joke in the movie. The “shared universe” approach to the MCU storytelling means this is a sequel to not only Avengers: Infinity War and Ant-Man and the Wasp but a middle chapter to dozens of films before and after. Captain Marvel offers potential for the ongoing title character but this movie is an MCU weak link. Considering how novel, refreshing, and thrilling Black Panther was exactly a year ago, this is a giant step down. I hope these movies eventually rise to Larson’s skill level. ■
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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)
Captain Marvel-PG13- 2D THU 10:45 11:15 11:45 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:45 4:15 4:45 5:15 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00. 2D FRI-SAT 10:30 11:00 11:45 1:00 1:45 2:30 3:45 4:30 5:15 6:30 7:15 8:00 9:15 10:00 10:45, 2D SUN 11:00 11:45 1:00 1:45 2:30 3:45 4:30 5:15 6:30 7:15 8:00 9:15 10:00 10:45, 2D MON-WED 10:30 11:00 11:45 1:00 1:45 2:30 3:45 4:30 5:15 6:30 7:15 8:00 9:15 10:00 10:45. How To Train Your Dragon-PG- 2D THU 11:10 1:40 5:00 7:20. 2D FRI-SAT 10:35 1:40 4:10 6:45 9:10, 2D SUN 1:40 4:10 6:45 9:10, 2D MON-TUE 10:35 1:40 4:10 6:45 9:10, 2D WED 10:35 1:40 4:10 9:10. Wonder Park-PG13- 2D THU 4:10 6:15. 2D FRI-WED 11:00 12:00 1:00 2:00 3:00 4:00 5:00 6:00 7:00 8:00 9:00 10:00. Rocky Horror Picture Show-R- 2D WED 7:00. Alone/Together-NR- 2D THU 11:00 1:25. Alita: Battle Angel-PG13-2D THU 11:30 2:15.
MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)
Fate/Stay Night (Heaven’s Feel) II. Lost Butterfly- R- 2D THU 7:00. Patterns of Evidence: Moses ControversyPG13- 2D THU 6:30, 2D SAT 12:55, 2D TUE 6:30. Gone With the Wind: 80th Anniversary-G- 2D SUN 1:00, 2D MON 6:00. Triple Threat-R- 2D TUE 7:00. Made in Abyss: Journey’s Dawn-NR- 2D WED 7:00. Captive State-PG13- 2D FRI-SUN 1:10 4:05
NEW THIS WEEK CAPERNAUM - R - Drama - A critically acclaimed film about a 12-year-old serving hard time, who decides to sue his parents from prison for neglect. 126 min. CAPTIVE STATE - PG-13 - Sci-Fi/Thriller - After a decade of extra-terrestrial occupation, Chicago is split between dissidents and collaborators. Stars John Goodman. 109 min. FATE/STAY NIGHT (HEAVEN’S FEEL) II. LOST BUTTERFLY - R - Anime - The emotional second part of the Heaven’s Feel saga, based on the Fate series, follows our heroes as they quest for the Holy Grail. 130 min. FIVE FEET APART - PG-13 - Drama/Romance Love is found in mysterious places. For these two, it’s while in a hospital for life-threatening illness. Stars Cole Sprouse and Haley Lu Richardson. 116 min. GONE WITH THE WIND 80TH ANNIVERSARY - NR - Drama/History/Romance - The classic returns. A turbulent romance takes place during the Civil War and Reconstruction periods. Stars Clark Gable. 238 min. MADE IN ABYSS: JOURNEY’S DAWN - PG-13 - Anime - A group of friends dream of becoming cave raiders and journeying into the abyss. 135 min.
7:00 10:30, 2D MON-WED 1:10 4:05 7:00 10:00. Five Feet Apart- PG13- 2D FRI-WED 12:50 4:00 7:00 10:05. Wonder Park- PG- 2D THU 4:15 6:40 9:00. 2D FRI-WED 12:30 2:55 5:20 6:40 9:05. Captain Marvel-PG13- 2D THU 12:30 1:30 3:45 4:45 7:00 8:00 9:10 10:10, 3D THU 1:00 4:15 7:30. 2D FRI-SUN 12:05 1:05 1:35 2:40 3:10 4:10 4:40 5:40 6:15 6:45 7:15 7:45 8:50 9:20 10:20, 2D MON-WED 12:05 1:05 3:10 4:10 6:15 6:40 7:15 9:20 10:20, 3D FRI-WED 12:35 3:40 9:50. Tyler Perry’s A Madea Family Reunion-PG132D THU 1:10 4:20 7:10 10:20. 2D FRI-SUN 12:40 3:35 7:45 10:40, 2D MON 12:20 3:15 7:45 10:30, 2D TUE-WED 12:40 3:35 7:45 10:30. Fighting with My Family- 2D THU 1:25. 2D FRI 1:00 3:55, 2D SAT 3:55 6:50, 2D SUN 1:00 6:50 9:40, 2D MON 1:00 3:55 6:50 9:40, 2D TUE 1:00 3:55 9:40, 2D WED 1:00 3:55 6:50 9:40. How To Train Your Dragon-PG- 2D THU 12:55 3:50 6:40 9:25. 2D FRI-WED 12:55 3:45 6:35 9:25. Alita: Battle Angel-PG13-2D THU 1:20 4:10 6:55 9:50. 2D FRI 12:45 7:10 10:15, 2D SAT 12:45 10:15, 2D SUN 7:10, 2D MON-TUE 12:45 3:50 7:10 10:15, 2D WED 12:45 3:50 10:15. Isn’t It Romantic-PG13- 2D THU 1:15 4:30 6:45 10:15. 2D FRI 12:00 7:30 9:55, 2D SATSUN 12:00 9:55, 2D MON-WED 12:00 2:30 5:00 7:30 9:55. The Upside-PG13- 2D THU 12:45 4:05 10:00. 2D FRI-SUN 3:50 10:00, 2D MON 12:20 3:40, 2D TUE 2D MON 12:20 3:40 10:05, 2D TUE 12:20 3:40 6:55 10:05. Greta-R- 2D THU 1:35 4:25 10:30. What Men Want-R- 2D THU 1:05 3:55 7:15 10:00.
Bohemian Rhapsody-PG13- 2D THU 12:40 3:40 6:50 10:05.
TRIPLE THREAT - R - Action/Thriller - It’s a team of ragtag mercenaries versus professional assassins, with a billionaire’s daughter in the middle. What plot? 96 min.
TYLER PERRY’S A MADEA FAMILY FUNERAL - PG-13 - Comedy - Madea family secrets risk exposure after an unexpected death at their family reunion. Stars Tyler Perry.
WONDER PARK - PG - Animation/Adventure/ Comedy - A young girl discovers a fantastical amusement park that is powered by her imagination. Stars Jennifer Garner and Kenan Thompson. 85 min.
THE UPSIDE - PG-13 - Comedy/Drama - A quadriplegic man (played by Bryan Cranston) is helped by an unemployed man with a criminal record (Kevin Hart). Also stars Nicole Kidman. 125 min.
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ALITA: BATTLE ANGEL - PG-13 - Action/Adventure/Romance - A young woman discovered among trash must discover her true identity and fight to change the world. Directed by Robert Rodriguez and starring Eiza Gonzalez and Mahershala Ali. 122 min.
ALONE/TOGETHER - NR - Drama/Romance A Filipino film (English subtitles) about college sweethearts who reunite eight years after breaking up, but now their roles have changed. Stars Liza Soberano and Enrique Gil. 103 min.
CAPTAIN MARVEL - PG-13 - Action/Adventure/ Sci-Fi - In one of the most anticipated films of the year, Captain Marvel is introduced as one of the universe’s most powerful heroes. Stars Brie Larson and Samuel L. Jackson. 124 min.
BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY - PG-13 - Biography/ Drama/Music - After Freddie Mercury leaves Queen he experiences dark times, and reunites the band for a historic performance at Live Aid. Stars Rami Malek. 134 min.
FIGHTING WITH MY FAMILY - PG-13 - Biography/Comedy/Drama - A family of wrestlers perform small shows, while the kids dream of being on the big stage in the WWE. Stars Dwayne Johnson, Lena Headey, and Vince Vaughn. 108 min.
ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - R - Comedy/Musical - It’s Halloween in March! Stumble into a mad scientist’s house of oddities and meet Rocky Horror. Stars Tim Curry and Susan Sarandon. 100 min.
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON: THE HIDDEN WORLD - PG - Animation/Action/Adventure - There’s a hidden utopia of dragons, and it’s up to Hiccup, Toothless, and friends to find it first. Stars Jay Baruchel and America Ferrera. 104 min.
PATTERNS OF EVIDENCE: MOSES CONTROVERSY - G - Documentary - A filmmaker’s faith is shaken, so he turns to science to find evidence of this biblical story. 140 min.
ISN’T IT ROMANTIC - PG-13 - Comedy/Fantasy/Romance - Here’s a pick for Valentine’s day. A woman (Rebel Wilson) finds herself trapped in a romantic comedy. 88 min.
REGENCY KIHEI CINEMAS 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 808-891-1016 (Matinees: every day until 5pm)
Five Feet Apart- PG13- 2D THU 7:15. 2D FRI 1:30 4:45 10:10, 2D SAT 1:30 4:45 7:30 10:10, 2D SUN-WED 1:30 4:45 7:30. Wonder Park-PG- 2D THU 6:45. 2D FRI-SAT 12:00 2:15 4:30 6:45 9:00, 2D SUN-WED 12:00 2:15 4:30 6:45. Captain Marvel-PG13- 2D THU 1:00 2:30 4:00 5:30 7:00 8:30. 2D FRI 11:30 1:00 2:15 4:00 5:15 7:00 8:15 10:00, 2D SAT 1:00 2:15 5:15 7:00 8:15 10:00, 2D SUN-WED 11:30 1:00 2:15 5:15 7:00. Capernaum-R- 2D SAT 10:30, 2D WED 7:30. Fighting with My Family- 2D THU 4:30. How To Train Your Dragon-PG- 2D THU 1:45 4:15. Green Book-PG13- 2D THU 12:30.
WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)
Wonder Park-PG- 2D THU 4:00 7:05, 2D FRIWED 1:15 4:15 7:15 9:50. Captain Marvel-PG13- 2D THU 12:30 7:00, 3D THU 3:35. 2D FRI-WED 12:30 7:00 10:00, 3D FRI-WED 3:35. How To Train Your Dragon-PG- 2D THU 1:00 4:00 7:10, 2D FRI-WED 1:00 4:00 7:10 9:50. Isn’t It Romantic-PG13- 2D THU 1:30.
Thursday 3/14/19 Thursday Nights with MarkJohnstone & Friends 6:30 – 8:30PM • No Cover!
Friday 3/15/19 90’s Nightwith DJJorel 10 PM • $10
Saturday 3/16/19 Saturday Special Charley’s Live Band Open Mic &Jam Hosted by Nick Sickles 7 PM - MIDNIGHT!! • No Cover!
Sunday 3/17/19 Happy St. Patrick’s Day!! Breakfast Servedat 8AM Don’t Miss Our Bloody Mary Bar! Monday 3/18/19 Charley’s Live Band Open Mic &Jam Hosted by Nick Sickles 7-10 PM • No Cover!
Tuesday 3/19/19 Tom Conway
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Wednesday 3/20/19 Justin Morris & Nick Sickles 6:30-8:30 PM • No Cover!
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GREEN BOOK - PG-13 - Biography/Comedy/Drama - An Italian American bouncer becomes a driver of an African American pianist in South during the 1960s. Character development ensues. Stars Viggo Mortensen and Mahershala Ali. 130 min. GRETA (2019) - R - Drama/Horror/Mystery - Everyone needs a friend, even lonely deranged widows. Stars Chloe Grace Moretz. 98 min. WHAT MEN WANT - R - Comedy/Fantasy/ Romance - A woman is treated unfairly by men in her profession, but gets an unexpected advantage when she gets the ability to read men thoughts. 117 min.
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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS MAKAWAO 3RD FRIDAY TOWN PARTY: SPRING BREAK - Fri. Mar 15. This month’s M3F block party will feature Makamae Murray performing Hawaiian hula and chant, Benny Uyetake, Relic, and the Get Up and Dance troupe. Exciting activities include lomilomi, lauhala keiki arts and crafts, mini lei po‘o workshop, and the Makawao History Walking Tour. Enjoy food trucks and booths, arts and crafts, plenty of great local shopping, and dining at local restaurants. Free. 6pm. Historic Makawao Town, (Baldwin and Makawao Ave.); Mauifridays.com/makawao OBSIDIAN SOUL AT 3RD FRIDAY - Fri. Mar 15. After 3rd Friday’s festivities, you can catch Nara Boone performing with her band. 8pm. Stopwatch Sportsbar, (1127 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-1380; Stopwatchbarandgrill.com ONO GRIMES BAND - Fri. Mar 15. They’ll be serving up a musical cuisine of sultry jazz-infused blues, latin, rock, and R&B. Their musical stew of styles range from hot and spicy New Orleans funk to cool and tasty samba. $5. 7pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com PONO PRIMITIVE FRIDAY - Fri. Mar 15. Inna Dream Collective presents another Pono Primitive Friday featuring live music by The Heartifact, Sarine Inna Dream, LoWolf Laura Wilfer, and Jesse Thompson. The night will also include DJ sets from Patty Hertz and live painting by Maxwell Louis Ross. A portion of proceeds go to Surfrider Foundation Maui Chapter. 21+. $10 cover. 9pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com DANCE CHURCH MAUI SOBER DANCE EVENT - Sat. Mar 16. Expect a beautiful ecstatic dance set with full waves that cross multiple genres of music. The opening movement will feature Serena & Jamie, and there’ll be special guests providing more musical support. Let your unique dance expression be the vehicle for your transformation and spiritual growth! $15-$30. 7:30pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave.); 808-579-9261; Dancechurchmaui.org DUB & BASS - Sat. Mar 16. Maui Underground Bass Family brings you a night of reggae dub vibes with a heavy serving of soundsystem style bass! Headlining the night will be Bukkha, bringing a special deep and dubbed-out dubstep vibe with heavy influences from early roots-reggae. Joining him on stage is Julian Trevino III aka Razaman Reggae. Bass Nymph will be opening up the night with her deep dub style alongside UBF crew DJs TRVR, Monks, and Turtle. Visuals by Professor LightWAV, live art by Dylan Kauz & Friends, and soundsystem by BigFoot Sound. $10-$15. 9pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com PRISCILLA SANDERS CD RELEASE PARTY - Sat. Mar 16. Maui Songwriter’s Showcase and Mana’o Radio presents eccentric and fearless Nashville singer/songwriter, Priscilla Sanders. She’s returning to Maui with a new folk/comedy album called Uncorked. Captivating her audiences with her rule-bending music and lyrics, Uncorked delivers edgy satire, ironic humor, and heartfelt ballads. Joining Sanders for this special night is Bentley Kalaway and Steve Grimes. A portion of the proceeds will be donated to Mana‘o Radio. $10+. Doors open at 6pm. 7pm. Maui Coffee Attic, (59 Kanoa St, Wailuku); 808-250-9555; Mauicoffeeattic.com PEACE, LOVE & HARMONY 1960’S STYLE Sun. Mar 17. Women Helping Women’s mission is to end domestic violence through advocacy, education, and prevention, offering safety, support, and empowerment to victims of domestic
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violence. Join them for their 22nd annual event, themed around the 1960’s Summer of Love. Dress to the era, mix and mingle, enjoy dinner, live entertainment, and bid for items at the charity auction. Tickets available via phone or online. $150. 5pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-446-7342; Womenhelpingwomenmaui.com PAULA FUGA - Wed. Mar 20. Na Hoku Awardwinning artist Paula Fuga returns for live performance at the main Fountain Courtyard. Here a chance to hear exquisite vocals, powerful lyrics and gorgeous melodies. This concert will benefit the Maui Humane Society. 5:30-7pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com
shows. Tante’s Ma‘alaea, (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-868-2148; Tantesfishmarket.com ‘WILLY WONKA’ - Fri. Mar 15- Sun. Mar 17. The students will bring to life the delicious story of “Willy Wonka!” Come and watch the talented students of the Baldwin Performing Arts Learning Center (PALC) bring this beloved classic story to life with over the top characters, colorful silly Oompa Loompas, nut-cracking squirrels, and more. The singing and dancing will surely make you smile while you hum the shows memorable “Candyman,” and “Pure Imagination.” It’s directed by Linda Carnevale, the Musical Director is Tana Larson, and it’s choreographed by Dejah Padon. Showtimes are: Fridays and Saturdays 7pm, and Sunday matinees at 2pm. $5. Baldwin Auditorium, (1650 W Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Wailuku); 808-283-3464.
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‘THE PIRATES OF PENZANCE’ - Fri. Mar 15Sun. Mar 17. Director Michael Pulliam propels his BLACK COMEDY FOLLOWED BY ‘DENTITY pirate operetta with a modern approach and an all AUG GH FEST - Thu. Mar CRISIS & NON STOP LAUGH star cast. The comedy doesn’t let ling g sculptor Brind14- Sun, Mar. 17. Struggling wi junior pirate Frederic up with e, Carol, C sley Miller and his fiance, (Kie (Kiegan Otterson) bound by e are having a party with the co contract as an apprentice aim of impressing Carol’ss to the Pirate King (Gary bombastic father. WithLeavitt). When Frederic out permission, they have decides to break free borrowed the furniture from the king on his 21st and effects of their fussy birthday, he discovers neighbor, Harold, to his birth date is actually T U make their own flat more February 29, technically KO presentable. Just before HEC K making him “5 and a little C E E N the guests arrive, the main W CA b bit older.” Because of this THE e fuse blows, plunging the YOU OF co contractual loophole the 19. S at flat into darkness. What K E Pira Pirate King will not set him PIC PAG follows is a frantic romp with ON free. Complicating matters, taken unexpected visitors, mistaken Frederic falls madly for the lovely identities, and surprises lurking Ma maiden Mabel (Leighanna Locke). ly the audiin every dark corner! Only $ $ $20-$40. Showtimes are: Fridays and ence can see the action that ensues in the dark. Saturdays 7:30pm, and Sunday matinees at 3pm. $26+. Showtimes are: Fridays and Saturdays Historic Iao Theater, (68 N Market St., Wailuku); 7:30pm, and Sunday matinees at 3pm. ProArts 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com Playhouse, (1280 S Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartsmaui.com ‘MY NAME IS ‘OPUKAHA‘IA’ - Fri. Mar 15. This one-person play is written and performed by KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC NIGHT’S - Thu. Moses Goods, and commemorates the 200th anMar 14-Wed. Mar 20. Come out for a karaoke niversary of ‘Opukaha‘ia’s passing. ‘Opukaha‘ia or open mic night. Monday nights have karaoke was a pivotal person in a movement that had profrom 8pm-close with happy hour prices; Tuesday found effects on Hawai‘i and Hawaiian history. nights have karaoke from 9pm-close with $1 taJourney to different scenes from ‘Opukaha‘ia’s cos and drink specials; Wednesday nights are life, including traumatic events from his youth, Open Mic Night from 9pm-close; Thursday nights his arrival and residence in New England, and his have karaoke from 9pm-close, and Sunday nights conversion to Christianity. $21. 7:30pm. Maui are Karaoke Industry Night from 8pm-close, welArts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kacoming all friends from the food and beverage inhului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org dustry. Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010; Mauibars.com ROBIN HOOD - Sat. Mar 16 & Sun. Mar 17. Maui Onstage Youth Theatre presents “Robin Hood!” WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC Prince John has decreed that the citizens of NotSHOW - Thu. Mar 14-Wed. Mar 20. Warren tingham pay weekly taxes or face the penalty of Gibson, the country’s premier sleight-of-hand death. His decrees are enforced by the evil Sheriff magician, treats you to the best close-up magic of Nottingham. The citizens think that all hope is lost and comedy show while resident ghost Annauntil they hear word of a noble hero, Robin Hood belle entertains you. $64-$104.50. 5pm. Warof Locksley. Robin Hood, with the help of his merry ren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); men (which are mostly girls) rob from the rich, give 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com to the poor, and save the fair Maid Marian. $6-10. Showtimes are Saturday 11am, and Sunday at 1pm. COMEDY NIGHT - Thu. Mar 14. Check out ComHistoric Iao Theater, (68 N Market St., Wailuku); edy Night in Pa‘ia with Sammy Obeid, (CA, NYC), 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com Cheyenne Ehrlich, (Maui), Music by DJ Liam Grist, and more. 5pm. Paia Bay Coffee and Bar, (115 Hana FAMILY MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Hwy., Pa‘ia); 808-579-3111; Paiabaycoffee.com Mar 16. Join Maui magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance on BRANT QUICK KARAOKE - Thu. Mar 14 & Sat. the mall’s center stage. 12pm. Lahaina Cannery Mar 16. Enjoy karaoke and good times with Brant! Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; 9pm. Stopwatch Sportsbar, (1127 Makawao Lahainacannerymall.com Ave.); 808-572-1380; Stopwatchsportbar.com
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DARREN LEE LIVE! - Fri. Mar 15 & Sat. Mar 16. Darren Lee, formerly of Burnin Love, will be performing two live performances in Ma‘alaea. Tickets are $40 per show and includes dinner and dessert, available on Eventbrite. Don’t miss this awesome performance. 5:30pm both
CHARLEY’S LIVE BAND OPEN MIC & JAM HOSTED BY NICK SICKLES - Mon. Mar 18. No cover! Just come over and play every Monday night at Charley’s. 7pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Pa‘ia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com
BRENTON KEITH MAGIC SHOW - Tue. Mar 19. Brenton Keith will amuse and amaze the audience with his bag-o-tricks. This high-energy and fun comedy and magic show is enjoyed by all ages. $5. 6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com AMY HANAIALI’I GILLIOM - Wed. Mar 20. She’s a five-time Grammy-nominated, 18-time Hoku Hanohano Award-winning entertainer, and ambassador of Hawaiian music. Gilliom brings the house down at Nalu’s on Wednesday evening. $35. 6:30pm. Nalu’s South Shore Grill, (1280 S Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8650; Nalusmaui.com
MAUI FOODIE DRUMS OF THE PACIFIC LUAU - Thu. Mar 14-Wed. Mar 20. Experience a journey throughout the islands of Polynesia. Hear the sound of the conch, the beating of drums, and the echoes of Hawaiian chant. Enjoy authentic dance and music of Polynesia, and an unforgettable fire-knife dance finale. Indulge in the flavors of native Hawaiian cuisine, complete with a traditional imu ceremony. Offered daily. Hyatt Regency Maui, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Drumsofthepacificmaui.com MAUIWINE TASTING KINGS COTTAGE Thu. Mar 14-Wed. Mar 20. Take yourself on the self-guided tour of this historic Ulupalakua estate where King Kalakaua once took leisure time when it was called the Rose Ranch. Now you can taste a selection of MauiWine bottled on the property, order small bites, and enjoy the lovely botanical grounds. Tours start at 10am each day. MauiWine, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com SIP TO SUPPORT - Thu. Mar 14-Wed. Mar 20. Bottoms up! Choose from their Sip to Support craft cocktail menu and support local charities on Maui. The Chai Mango Lassi is made with Ocean Vodka, fresh mango puree, sweet coconut cream, and a chai tea concentrate. Available daily during dinner services starting at 5:30pm. The Westin Nanea Ocean Villas, (45 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-6300; Westinnanea.com MAUKA MAKAI FIRE UP THE FUN - Thu. Mar 14. Join Chef Ikaika Manuka for an extraordinary interactive culinary event. Sample his favorite dishes while learning more about local island cuisine and what it takes to cook them. $25. 4:30pm. The Westin Nanea Ocean Villas, (45 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-6300; Westinnanea.com OLD JAIL WINE TASTING - Fri. Mar 15-Sun. Mar 17. The Old Jail Tasting tour includes a fun lesson about grape production on Maui, as well as a history of the Rose Ranch. Taste through the lovely estate wines with palate cleansers, and walk through the production grounds. Reservations are recommended. $40/tour. Tours start 11:15am each day. MauiWine, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com FRESH SQUEEZED FRIDAY - Fri. Mar 15. Super fresh just like the name says! It’s all about the handcrafted cocktails on Friday nights. With a new menu each week based on seasonal local ingredients, there is always a thirst-quenching surprise in store for you. Free. 6pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com FRIDAY NIGHT PAINA DINNER - Fri. Mar 15. Hawaiian fare and all your local favorites are served in this luscious buffet. Join in favorites such as like banana steam island catch, chicken katsu, kalua pork, a poke station, and much more! Live entertainment will get the party started. $45. 5:30pm. The Westin Nanea Ocean Villas, (45 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-6300; Westinnanea.com
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YOUR GUIDE TO LATE NIGHT ENTERTAINMENT ON MAUI. TO ADD A LATE NIGHT (9PM OR LATER) LISTING TO OUR WEEKLY GRID SEND YOUR INFORMATION TO CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM The Heartifact w. LoWolf, Sarine Inna Dream, Jesse Thompson & Patty Hertz, 9:30pm, $10
Dub & Bass w/Bukkha, Razaman Reggae, Maui UBF Crew & Bass Nymph, 9:45pm, $10
St. Patrick’s Day Sunday with Hot Apple Pie, 3pm, $10
WED - Ladies Night w/TRVR & DJ Kurt, 10pm, $10
90s Night w/ DJ Jorel, 10pm, $10
Live Band Open Mic & Jam Hosted by Nick Sickles, 7pm-midnight, no cover
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MON - Live Band Open Mic & Jam w/ Nick Sickles, 7-10pm, no cover
Peter DeAquino, 7:30-9:30pm, no cover
Johnny Ringo, 7:30-9:30pm, no cover
Dave Carroll, 7:30-9:30pm, no cover
TBA 7:30-9:30pm, no cover
MON - Garret Probst, 7:30-9:30pm, no cover, TUE - Jazz at the Cat, 7:30-9:30pm, no cover WED - Jason Tepora, 7:30-9:30pm, no cover
Soul Easy, 10pm
DJ Dubs, 10pm
St Patrick's Day Patio Party, 11am-close
MON - Kanoa & Friends, 9:30pm, TUE - Pool League, WED - Happy Hump Day
CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220
CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085
COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina 667-0988
DIAMOND'S ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299
DJ Illz, 9pm
DJ Casey Jones, 9pm
St. Patrick’s Day: March Madness Selection, Bluegrass & Beyond (4pm) & Paddy Swag
TUE - Karaoke w/Casey Jones, 10pm, WED - Whiskey Wednesday, all day
St Patrick's Triva Kickoff, 7pm DJ Double K, 10pm-close
DJ Teeny, 10pm-close
Countdown to Midnight w/DJ J.Mo, 10pm-close
St. Patrick’s Day All Day, kegs tapped at 8am, no cover
MON - DJ Lasko,10pm-close, TUE - Soul Easy, 10pm-close, WED - Natalie & Patrick,10pm-close
Industry Night w/DJ Love, 10pm
DJ CPNess, 10pm
Game Night & DJ Gary O’Neal, 10pm
St. Patrick’s Day Celebration, 9:30am-2am
MON - Lip Sync Battle10pm, TUE - DJ Ron10pm, WED - DJ Andrew Dana,10pm
DIRTY MONKEY 844 Front St., Lahaina - 419-6286
DOG & DUCK 1913 S Kihei Rd,, Kihei - 875-9669
DOWN THE HATCH 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900
THE GRAPE ESCAPE - Fri. Mar 15. What would Chef Tylun Pang do? You don’t have to wonder, just come to this beautiful pairing of wine from around the world with island culinary selections. Live music and themed wines will definitely set the mood. $49. 5pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com HANA CRAFT BEER TASTING - Fri. Mar 15. Talk story with leaders in craft beer, Stone Brewing co-founder and executive chairman, Greg Koch, and Maui Brewing co-founder and CEO, Garrett Marrero. Guest will enjoy two choices of 4-course beer pupu tastings. Stone Brewing Beer offerings include Stone Delicious IPA, Stone Tangerine Express IPA, Stone Tropic of Thunder Lager, and Stone IPA. Maui Brewing Beer offerings include Big Swell IPA, Bikini Blonde Lager, Coconut Hiwa Porter, and Pineapple Mana Wheat. Additional pupus will be available. Cost is $70 per person. RSVP required. 5-9pm. Hana Ranch Restaurant, (5031 Hana Hwy.); 808-270-5280 DUKE’S WEEKEND BRUNCH - Sat. Mar 16 & Sun. Mar 17. Spend a relaxing morning with beautiful views of the Pacific and yummy breakfast options, accompanied by live Hawaiian music by Keali‘i Lum on Saturday and Garrett Probst on Sunday. 11am-1pm both days. Duke’s Beach House, (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com MAKANA MARKET + CAFE OPENING PARTY - Sat. Mar 16. Celebrate Wailea’s newest gourmet marketplace, MAKANA Market + Cafe. There’ll be complimentary, locally grown and roasted Maui coffee, and sweet treats throughout the day. Enjoy a tasting with local chocolatier company, Maui Ku‘ia Estate Chocolates, and browse through the in house-crafted pastries, sandwiches, salads, and pizzas. 7am. Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Fairmont.com AN INTERACTIVE DINING EXPERIENCE - Sat. Mar 16. Dive into a multi-course menu of dishes inspired by chefs’ personal stories, told through Maui’s seasonal ingredients. A combination of high-quality ingredients paired with creative minds and innovative techniques results in a unique culinary experience. Guests are encouraged to get up out of their seats, come to the Chef’s Table, see the action, take pictures, and get to know the chefs. 6pm. Maui Chef’s Table, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-2700333; Mauichefstable.com FLANAGAN AND GILLIOM DINNER SHOW - Sat. Mar 16. Locals and visitors will enjoy delicious dining with great Hawaiian music by multiple
award-winning artists Barry Flanagan of HAPA and Eric Gilliom. Opening sets by Anthony Pfluke. $55/dinner and show; $25/show only. A $5 donation from each ticket will go to a Maui charity. 6:30pm. Nalu’s South Shore Grill, (1280 S Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8650; Nalusmaui.com ISLAND BRUNCH WITH LIVE MUSIC - Sat. Mar 16. Enjoy the North Shore with brunch items including banana bread french toast, eggs benedict Pacifica, and Mediterranean scrambled eggs. Local musicians Brian Mansano and Eddie Tanaka will entertain you with traditional and contemporary Hawaiian music. 10:30am. Island Fresh Cafe, (381 Baldwin Ave., Pa‘ia); 808-633-2770; Islandfreshcafe.com LUNCH ON THE ROOF - Sat. end Mar 16 & Sun. Mar 17. Spend or an afternoon on the roof for lunch with favorites like the Greek style lamb sliders and the Lahaina burger. Guests will be treated to live music by Anthony Pfluke on Saturdays and Eric Gilliom and Barry Flanagan of Hapa along with hula on Sundays. Starts at 12pm on both days. Fleet-ont wood’s on Front St., (744 Front 425; St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com
TIKI TUESDAY - Tue. Mar 19. Enjoy vintage tiki cocktails made by Luana mixologists. Tiki cocktail culture was a mid-century craze, and fueled the fire of exotica music and design. Come for a boozy lesson in where Hawai‘i’s most made drink, the mai tai, got its roots. 4pm. Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Fairmont.com/kealani
MARTY WOLFF - Until Mon. Apr 1. Maui Fine Art Photographer Marty Wolff will be featured daily in the Banyan Tree Gallery. On Mondays, he will be in gallery greeting visitors. His marine photography and landscapes are available on the art canvas, archival metal, and fine art watercolor prints. 10:30am. Lahaina Arts Society, (648 Wharf St.); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com
CASTAWAY CAFE DATE NIGHT - Wed. Mar 20. Sweet deals with your sweetheart. Let your romantic ocean view dinner begin! Entrees, salad options, and a bottle of wine for two, just $49.95. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Lahaina); 808-661-9091; Castawaycafe.com
TOYO MIYATAKE EXHIBIT - Until Fri. Jun 14. Miyatake is a Japanese-American photographer best known for his photographs documenting the Japanese-American people, and Japanese internment. Free. 12pm. Nisei Veterans Memorial Center, (665 Kahului Beach Rd.i); 808-244-6862; Nvmc.org
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L HUAKA’I LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Mar 20. Greeted with a lei, gu guests will be treated to a Haw Hawaiian luau buffet while en enjoying hula performances a music. There will also and b be traditional games, Hawaiian crafts, wood carvers, cultural demonstrations, and a fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm. K Ka‘anapali Beach Club Lu Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Sh Shores); 888-582-8858; Huak Huakailuau.com
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MAUI SUNDAY MARKET - Sun Sun. Mar 17 17. This popular event is presented by the Maui Food Technology Center, and features island vendors (crafters, artisans, food purveyors, and more), entertainment, food trucks, and activities showcasing Hawaiian cultural traditions and practices. Free. 4pm. Kahului Shopping Center, (65 Ka‘ahumanu Ave.); 888-948-MFTC; Mauisundaymarket.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAU LAU - Sun. Mar 17. Traditional Hawaiian cuisine gets a makeover with Chef Tylun Pang’s interpretation of lau lau. His special lau lau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms, and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed, and served with jasmine rice. Happy opu guaranteed! 5pm. Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Fairmont.com/kealani BEERCADE TUESDAYS WITH DJ SALVO Tue. Mar 19. Get down to reggae, club hits, and old school tunes. There’ll also be drink specials and Nintendo. 10pm. South Shore Tiki Lounge, (1913 S Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444; Southshoretiki.com
ART S SCENE ART MAUI 2019 EXHIBITION - Until Sat. Mar 30. This year’s show is juried by Lisa A. Yoshihara, the Transit Arts Program Administrator at the Honolulu Authority for Rapid Transportation. For over 20 years, Yoshihara was curator of the Art in Public Places program at the Hawai‘i State Foundation on Culture and the Arts. This exhibition is Art Maui’s 41st annual juried exhibit, pulled together by a dedicated volunteer board of directors. Free. 10am. Schaefer International Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org GRUNGE - THE RISE OF A GENERATION Until Sun, Mar. 31. In honor of what would have been Kurt Cobain’s 50th birthday, the ‘Grunge’ exhibition is a photography exhibit celebrating grunge music, the fashion, the attitude and its impact on anyone who has listened to Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or worn a flannel shirt. See the collection of images taken by legendary photographers who were in the middle of all things grunge. 11am-10pm daily. Morrison Hotel Gallery, (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-573-6425; Morrisonhotelgallery.com
MORT LUBY AS ARTIST IN RESIDENCE Thu. Mar 14. Oil and watercolor artist Mort Luby has painted in workshops with America’s greatest living artists. He has won more than 40 awards in various local, regional, and national competitions, and his work has been displayed in dozens of venues. Come meet Mort, watch his techniques, and see a large selection of his watercolor and oil paintings. 2-4pm. Maui Hands, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com SANDRA GREENBERG AS ARTIST IN RESIDENCE - Thu. Mar 14 & Tue. Mar 19. Photographer Sandra Greenberg’s collection of photographs from around the Hawaiian Islands will be on display. Stop by and view her wonders of nature, beauty and movement. 11am. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St.); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Mar 15. Visit the gallery for live music and mai tais while they showcase the new artist of the week. 6pm. Lahaina Print Sellers Ltd., (764 Front St.); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com STEVE RINALDI - Fri. Mar 15 & Wed. Mar 20. After a 20 year hiatus, Rinaldi is back into oil painting. His current ambition is to become proficient at Alla Prima painting; creating a finished artwork in a single, one day session. His prolific, Alla Prima driven style is evident throughout many of his charcoal sketches and oil paintings. 4pm. Maui Hands, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY ART FESTIVAL Sat. Mar 16 & Sun. Mar 17. Meet the Lahaina Arts Society artists and find one of kind art including painting, ceramics, wood carving, glass art, and more. Every Saturday and Sunday on the lawn fronting Starbucks. 9am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304.
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FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425
HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010
JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787
KAHALE’S 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711
The Houseshakers, 7-9:30pm
I-Drive, 7-9:30pm
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St. Patrick's Day Food & Music, (call for reservations)
MON - Levi Poasa, 6:30pm-9:30pm, TUE - Karrie O’Neill, 6:30pm-9:30pm, WED - Johnny Ringo, 7:30pm-9:30pm
Karaoke, 9pm-close
Dat Guyz, 9pm-close
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MON - Karaoke, 8pm-close, TUE - Karaoke, 9pm-close, WED- Open Mic & Karaoke, 9pm-close
Rick Glencross, 7-10pm, no cover
Brian Mansano, 7-10pm, no cover
Ori Aviv, 7-10pm, no cover
Jon Bowser, 7-10pm, no cover
MON - Jon Bowser, TUE - Nino Tascano & Paul Bunuan, WED - Rick Glencross, 7-10pm, no cover
Gina & Jeff Duet, 8pm-12am
Damaged Goods, 8pm-12am
Annie & The Orfinz, 8pm-12am
All Day St. Patrick’s Day!
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Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm, no cover
Aqua Dance Party, 10pm
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Latin Karaoke
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KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555
LAVA ROCK BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd. - 727-2521
Latin Night w/ DJ Grace, 10pm
Annual St. Patrick’s Day Party! 10am-3pm $10, after 3pm $25-$30
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
ARIEL QUIROZ AS ARTIST IN RESIDENCE - Sun. Mar 17. Fine artist Ariel Quiroz creates with oil paints as well as pastels. A large selection of his original paintings and prints will be on display. As a talented portrait artist, he can also create an image of you and your loved ones while you are visiting. Come meet Ariel and watch him create. 4pm. Maui Hands, (210 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-573-2021; Mauihands.com KEIKI O KA ‘AINA GIFTS AND CRAFTS FESTIVAL - Sun. Mar 17. Come to the new location at Campbell Park, (formerly at King Kamehemeha III School). There’ll be new educational fun and games for the youth, plus free hula lessons. Support local and shop local from eclectic artisan vendors with made on Maui products, many which cannot be acquired from anywhere else in the world! 9am. Campbell Park, (680 Front St., Lahaina). MAUI GIFT AND CRAFT FAIR - Sun. Mar 17. This is the largest arts and crafts fair in West Maui, with over 50 vendors and lots of free parking. Featured vendors include jewelry, unique island crafts, fine art, photography, and much more. 9am. Lahaina Gateway Center, (305 Keawe St.). NIGHT OF ART, CULTURE AND CHOCOLATE - Wed. Mar 20. Enjoy a night of art, culture and chocolate with world renowned Maui artist, Dale Zarrella. Learn island myths and legends through his sculptures that are created using rare Hawaiian woods and bronze. Following the presentation, you can indulge in his signature chocolate creations. 6pm. Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kealani
CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, MARCH 14 FREE HULA LESSON - Thu. Mar 14. Want to learn hula? Drop by the center stage for a free lesson with Jan Kitaguchi. 5pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com HEART AND SOLE WALKING CLUB - Thu. Mar 14 & Tue. Mar 19. All walker levels are welcome and walking groups are encouraged. Registration is free and prizes will be distributed to the registered walker with the highest number of laps. Please note that running is not permitted. For more info go online or visit Guest Services. Free. 10am on both days. Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanu.com MANA‘OLANA PINK PADDLERS - Thu. Mar 14 & Tue. Mar 19. This is a support group for all cancer patients, survivors, and supporters. Meet at North Kihei at the very end as you come to Kealia Pond; the sign says Maui Canoe Club. You will see a picnic table surrounded by pink canoes, and
will need to sign in and sign the waiver papers. For cancer patients and survivors, the first year of membership is only $25. Free. Meet at 7:30am on both days. Maui Canoe Club, (99 N Kihei Rd.); Manaolanapinkpaddlersmaui.org HORSEMANSHIP FOR VETERANS PROGRAM - Thu. Mar 14. Open to all U.S. military service members including active duty, disabled, and retired veterans. Haku Baldwin Center, (444 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-9129; Hbcriding@gmail.com; Hakubaldwincenter.org PUB QUIZ - Thu. Mar 14. It’s five rounds of fun with Laura and AL for interactive trivia night. Questions will appear on all six TVs and the answers come with funny pictures broadcast. Following is Power Hour with half-price drinks for anyone in the bar. 7pm. Dog and Duck Irish Pub, (1913 S Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669; Dogandduckmaui.com SACRED PLANT MEDICINE YOGA - Thu. cient yogis Mar 14. Experience what ancient knew a thousand years ago. Sacred plant medicine in the form of al cannabis with yoga helps heal the body and mind, allowing you to feel and release what you no longer need. See how cannabis combined with yoga helps break up energetic, emotional, and physical patterns allowing you to move, think, and love with greater freedom and vim tality. $16. Thursdays at 6pm ea and Tuesdays at 4pm. Wailea ukahi Healing Center, (120 Kaukahi f.com St.); 808-205-2005; Brewolf.com
and social engagement for elderly 50+. Suggested contribution of $20 per month to help offset the cost of the program. Registration required, contact Lori Tsuhako at the Maui County Office on Aging at 808-463-3166. 9:30am each day. Hale Mahaolu Ehiku, (56 Ehiku St., Kihei); 808-891-8588; Halemahaolu.org MEDITATION MUSIC CONCERT - Fri. Mar 15. Uma Silbey is an author, musician, artist, and teacher. She’s been called “One of America’s Renaissance Women,” and will present a mediation music concert. Hear her live on a synthesizer with vocals. $15. 6pm. Temple of Peace, (575 Ha‘iku Rd.).
SATURDAY, MARCH 16 MALALANI SOFT OPENING - Sat. Mar 16. The Keokea Homestead Farm Lots Association welcomes spring with a soft opening of its newly named Malalani, or heavenly garden, in Keokea town. The event will feature garden-fresh produce, crafts, rum rummage, kanikapila (backyard jam jam) entertainment, and food option options. Plus, Project Vision Haw Hawai`i will be providing free vis vision assessments, adult re reading glasses, and keiki ssunglasses. 10am-4pm. Keokea town, (Kula Hwy.); 808-276-2713
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FRIDAY, MARCH 15 ENHANCEFITNESS - Fri. Tue. & Wed. Improve strength, flexibility, balance, cardiovascular health,
FREE HULA SHOW - Sat. Mar 16 & Sun. Mar 17. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai, Te Tiare Patitifa, and Hui Lanakila. Free. 1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.,); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com GENTLE YOGA FOR CANCER SURVIVORS - Sat. Mar 16. This class is available to all cancer survivors, no matter what stage of treatment you’re in or past treatments. Build strength, flexibility, and balance in a safe way. Stimulate the immune system and build bone density. But most of all, build community, gratitude, and hope with people who get it and who are on the same journey as you. Free. 9am. Imua Physical Therapy, (411 Huku Li‘i Pl., Kihei); 808-879-0077; Imuapt.com LATIN-FUSION DANCE CLASSES - Sat. Mar 16. Learn how to dance soothing Latin rhythms
with instructor Nannette from Cali. Learn the basics of salsa, bachata, merengue, cumbia, cha cha, rumba, samba, and more. All levels welcome. $5-$15. 9am. Maui Coffee Attic, (59 Kanoa St., Wailuku); 808-250-9555; Mauicoffeeattic.com SANCTUARY SATURDAYS - Sat. Mar 16. How many visitor centers let you watch humpback whales breaching right from their doorstep? Whale watchers and nature lovers can hear stories, experience crafts, and learn about humpback whales, nature, and more. 10am. Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary, (726 S Kihei Rd.); 808-879-2818; Hawaiihumpbackwhale.noaa.gov YU-GI-OH CARD SESH - Sat. Mar 16. Vanguard fighters step up! There is no better time to grab ahold of your future destiny with the power of bonds. Do not let the Dragon Deity of Destruction destroy everything. Meet at the Maui Toy Works. Free. 2pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com
SUNDAY, MARCH 17 DRAGON BALL SUPER TRADING CARD GAME - Sun. Mar 17. Are you searching online for synergies between cards, checking up on strategies, and optimal deck builds? The card game community is incredibly dedicated, so meet at Maui Toy Works on Sundays and find out if my Beerus beat your Gohan and annihilates your Energy cards. 2pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com MALAMA LAND & SEA BEACH CLEANUP AT COVE BEACH PARK WITH MOC MARINE INSTITUTE - Sun. Mar 17. Join MOC Marine Institute & Maui Ocean Center in cleaning up Maui’s beaches and reefs. Meet at Kalama Park and The Cove, and help remove as many cigarette butts from the planet as possible! Contest and prizes included. Gloves, bucket, snacks, water, and coffee (please bring your own reusable cup, water bottle, or mug) are provided. What to bring: hat, sturdy shoes, and reef-safe sunscreen. The scavenger hunt form will be handed out at check-in. RSVP at cleanups@mocmarineinstitute.org. Free. 8am. Cove Beach Park, (Ili‘ili Rd.). MYSTIC HOLISTIC SPIRITUAL WELLNESS FAIR - Sun. Mar 17. Receive healings and readings from some of Maui’s best practitioners. Shop for inspirational gifts and essential oils, get made on Maui herbal and food items, local produce, and more. Money raised will go to Grow Some Good, Maui’s school garden program for our keiki. 12pm. VFW Post 3850, (1136 Uluniu Rd., Kihei). SUPER SENIOR SUNDAYS - Sun. Mar 17. Stop by the shelter on Sundays and name your adoption fee on any senior pet ages 7-years-and-older. For more information, call, go online, or stop by the shelter between. 11am-6pm. Maui Humane Society, (1350 Mehameha Lp.); 808-877-3680; Mauihumanesociety.org
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SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286
SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 - 879-0004
SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-6444
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380
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VIBE BAR & NIGHTCLUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011
WAI BAR 45 North Market St., Unit B, Wailuku - 214-9829
TE TIARE PATITIFA - Sun. Mar 17. See Te Tiare Patitifa on the Center Stage. Free. 1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com
MONDAY, MARCH 18 MONDAY MOVIE NIGHTS - Mon. Mar 18. Check out a super chill movie night at the cafe! There’ll be free hot coconut oil popcorn, and libations available for purchase. Movies start between 5:30pm and 6:30pm. Paia Bay Coffee and Bar, (115 Hana Hwy.); 808-579-3111; Paiabaycoffe.com
TUESDAY, MARCH 19 AQUARI-OM - Tue. Mar 19. Enjoy yoga with sharks, rays, and hundreds of fish at the Open Ocean exhibit! Yoga has been known to increase strength and concentration while decreasing stress and illness. Take your practice to a completely new level of peace with nature. Please bring a reusable water bottle, cold filtered water provided. Check in at 5:30pm. Class starts promptly at 5:45pm. 75-minute class. Space is limited, reservations required online. $20. 5:30pm. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); Aquari-OM.com FREE UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Mar 19. It’s never too late to learn how to play the Hawaiian guitar! Stop by the center stage for some musical fun. Free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com GEEKS WHO DRINK TRIVIA - Tue. Mar 19. Bringing the nation’s best live hosted pub quiz in eight rounds of audio, visual, and live-hosted trivia. Free to play; prizes are given for answering bonus questions and gift cards awarded for top teams at the end of the night. Gather your smartest six friends and head over. Free. Kohola Brewery, (910 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-868-3198; Koholabrewery.com
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20 DEEPAK CHOPRA’S PRIMORDIAL SOUND MEDITATION & AYURVEDA COURSES - Wed. Mar 20. Join Chopra center certified instructor, Arlene Fox, M.Ed. for her final Deepak Chopra’s workshop. Call Arlene to register at 808-281-4650. $39. 3pm-4:30pm & 7pm-8:30. Lumeria, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao). TE TIARE PATITIFA - Wed. Mar 20. Enjoy a true Polynesian show from Te Tiare Patitifa. Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com WAHINE WEDNESDAY - Wed. Mar 20. Celebrating women’s empowerment, we provide a space to share ideas, laughs, and fun. Free. 5pm. Pa‘ia Bay Coffee and Bar, (115 Hana Hwy.); 808-579-3111; Paiabaycoffee.com
MON - DJ Big Mike, 10pm, TUE - DJ Salvo, 10pm, WED - DJ Lobstah, 10pm
Jason Arcilla, 6-9pm, no cover
MF Dad, 9pm, $5
Jay P & Estylez for Dion’s B-Day Party, 9pm, $5
St. Patrick’s Day w/ DJ Pash, no cover
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Alana 7:30-9:30pm.; Sun, Benny Uyetake 6:308:30pm.; Tue, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm.
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KOHOLA BREWERY - (910 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-868-3198; Koholabrewery.com. Thu, Ikaika Cosma 6-8pm.; Fri, Jason Tepora 4-6pm.
CANE AND CANOE - (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808662-6681. Sat, Gary Larson 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Gary Larson Duo 9am-12pm. CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988. Fri, Garret Probst 2-4:30pm.; Sat, Aaron Booth 2-4:30pm.; Sun, Jason Tepora 2-4:30pm.; Mon, Scott Baird 2-4:30pm.; Tue, Johnny Ringo 2-4:30pm.; Wed, Howard Ahia 2-4:30pm. COOL CAT - (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-5798085. Thu, Peter DeAquino 7:30-9:30pm.; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-9:30pm.; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-9:30pm.; Mon, Aaron Booth 7:30-9:30pm.; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-9:30pm.; Wed, Jason Tepora 7:30-9:30pm. DOWN THE HATCH - (658 Front St., u, Brant Lahaina); 808-661-4900. Thu, Quick 9:30-11:30am.; Thu, Jerant emiah Kahn 3-5pm.; Sat, Brant Quick 3-5pm.; Sat, Scott Baird 9:30am.; Sun, Alex Calma 9:30am-11:30pm.; Mon, Jason Tepora 3-5pm.; Mon, Lip Sync Battle 10pm.; Tue, Jason Tepora 9:3011:30am.; Tue, Lawrence Alva 3-5pm.; Wed, Aaron Boothe 3-5pm.; Wed, Ken Wacker 9:30am-11:30pm.
PI ARTISAN PIZZERIA - (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0791. Mon, Scott Freeman 6-9pm. THE DIRTY MONKEY - (844 Front St., Lahaina); 808-419-6268. Thu, Aaron Booth 4pm.; Fri, Deborah Lee 5:30-8:30pm.; Sat, Pete Sebastian 5:30pm.; Tue, Scott Baird 4-7pm.; Wed, Johnny Ringo 3-7pm. THE HIDEAWAY AT KAPALUA BAY - (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6690. Thu, Pi‘ilani Arias 6-9pm.; Fri, Kapali Keahi 6-9pm.; Sat, Dayan Kai 6-9pm.; Sun, Joseph Chee 6-9pm.; Mon, Scott Baird 6-9pm.; Tue, Brian Haia 6-9pm.; Wed, Kalani Smythe 6-9pm.
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DIA DIAMONDS ICE BAR AND GR GRILL - (1279 S Kihei Rd.); 8 808-874-9299. Thu, Soul Easy 10pm. FOUR SEASONS RESORT AT WAILEA - (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8000. Fri, Eric Gilliom 8-11pm. GANNON’S WAILEA ( (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Wailea); 80 808-875-8080. Thu, Ricardo Dioso 5:30-8:30pm.; Fri, Nevah Too Late 5:30-8:30pm.; S Sat, Jim Spector 5:30-8:30pm.
HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - (1913 S Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010. Fri, Dat Guys 9pm. LUANA LOUNGE AT FAIRMONT KEA LANI - (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100. Fri, Contemporary Live Music 7-10pm. MAUI BREWING COMPANY KIHEI - (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002. Thu, Matthew Del Olmo 6:15-8pm.; Thu, Micah Manzano 4-6pm.; Fri, Marc Dumalanta 4-6pm.; Fri, Peter Hamilton 6:15-8pm.; Sat, Jason Arcilla 4-6pm.; Sat, Keith Sardinha 6:15-8pm.; Sun, Pete Sebastian 6:15-8pm.; Sun, Randall Rospond 6-8pm.; Mon, Johnny Ringo 4-8pm.; Tue, 80’s Night 7pm.; Tue, Natalie Robles 4-6pm.; Wed, Damien Awai 6-8pm.; Wed, Tom Conway 4-6pm. MONKEYPOD KITCHEN WAILEA - (10 Wailea Gateway Pl.); 808-891-2322. Thu, Island Time 1pm.; Thu, Kanoa and Jessica 7pm.; Thu, Levi and Chad 4pm.; Fri, Live Music 7pm.; Fri, Stay EZ 1pm.; Fri, Tom Conway 4pm.; Sat, An Den 4pm.; Sat, Dat
MON - Karaoke w/DJ Jeff, 8pm, no cover, TUE - Trivia w/ Dylan, 9pm, no cover, WED - Ladies Night w/ Jay P, 9pm, no cover
Guyz 7pm.; Sat, Mike Stills 1pm.; Sun, Dat Guyz 4pm.; Sun, Love Sound 7pm.; Sun, The Shockaz 1pm.; Mon, Josh Kahula 7pm.; Mon, Kanoa and Ryan 1pm.; Tue, Elua 1pm.; Tue, Mike Stills 7pm.; Tue, Stay Easy 4pm.; Wed, Damien Awai and Brian Haia 1pm.; Wed, Elua 4pm.; Wed, Ohana Groove 7pm. MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131. Thu, Brooks Maguire 6:30-8:30pm.; Fri, ONO Grimes Band 7-9pm.; Sat, Makai Jazz 6:30-8:30pm.; Sun, Celtic Tigers 7-9pm. PITA PARADISE - (34 Wailea Gateway); 808879-7177. Sat, David Wolf 5:30-8pm.; Sun, Phil and Angela Benoit 6:30-9pm. SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - (1913 S Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444. Thu, Jamie Gallo 4-6pm.; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm.; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm.; Sun, Kevin Leonard 4-6pm.; Mon, Kanoa 4-6pm.; Wed, Jon Bowser 4-6pm. THE RESTAURANT AT HOTEL WAILEA - (555 Kaukahi Rd., Wailea); 808-879-2224. Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-9pm. THREE’S BAR AND GRILL - (1945 S Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133. Thu, Mark Harvey 9am-2pm.; Fri, Cpt. Dan Saunders 4-9pm.; Sat, Hoaloha Westcott 6-9pm.; Sun, Rose 6-9pm.; Mon, Jim Spector 9am-2pm.; Tue, Cpt. Dan Saunders 9am-2pm.; Wed, Hoaloha Westcott 9am-2pm. WHAT ALES YOU - (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808214-6581. Thu, Jason Arcilla 7-9pm.; Fri, Pete Sebastian 7-9pm.; Sat, Daniel Shishido 7-9pm.; Mon, Kevin Leonard 7-9pm.; Wed, Kerri O’Neill 7-9pm.
UPCOUNTRY MAUI CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT AND SALOON - (142 Hana Hwy., Pa‘ia); 808-579-8085. Thu, Mark Johnstone & Friends 6:30-8:30pm.; Tue, Tom Conway 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Justin Morris & Nick Sickles 6:30-8:30pm. FLATBREAD CO. - (89 Hana Hwy., Pa‘ia); 808579-8989. Thu, Randall Rospond 5:30-8pm. PAIA BAY COFFEE AND BAR - (115 Hana Hwy.); 808-579-3111. Fri, Friday DJ Sets Bassmint (Christian Stoery) 5-8pm.;Sat, Forrest and Tone 5-8pm.;Sun, Michael Guzalak & Christine Corey 5-8pm.;Tue, Bossinatra 5pm. STOPWATCH SPORTSBAR - (1127 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-1380. Fri, Obsidian Soul at 3rd Friday 8pm.
CENTRAL MAUI BEACH BUMS MA‘ALAEA - (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286. Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm. WAI BAR - (45 N Market St., Wailuku); 808-2149829. Fri, Jazz with Gene Argel and Johnny Z 4:30-7pm.
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Your intuition is so often spot-on that you’ve learned to trust it implicitly. This, however, can occasionally lead you far astray; although it’s frequently accurate, it’s hardly infallible. Treating it as such, especially this week, could get you into serious trouble, because for once you’re just plain wrong. I know, it’s shocking, isn’t it? Can you imagine how failing to give someone the benefit of doubt (since for whatever reason you don’t have any) would probably piss them off, seeing as how they actually deserve it? To prevent such a scenario, do the inconceivable: Ignore your gut for once, and trust your head instead.
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By now you should know how bad your shoes taste, having stuck your foot in your mouth many, many times. Tread carefully this week, for your toes are dancing precariously close to your lips. If you’re not absolutely sure that what you’re saying is exactly what you want to say, keep your naughty mouth shut. A slip of the tongue right now could haunt you for months. Find other, more careful and thoughtful ways to communicate whenever necessary. Write it down. Then, at least, you have a chance to edit your words before they condemn you to flossing with your shoelaces.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)
If I gave you the chance to go back in time and change just one thing you’d done, most of you wouldn’t. That’s not because you have no regrets. It’s because the majority of you simply wouldn’t be able to choose which single thing you’d like to turn around. Think about it. It’s almost impossible, isn’t it? However, if you can come to any kind of clarity on the subject, there’s a window here. You can’t exactly go back in time and undo anything that’s already happened, but – if you act before the weekend hits – you have an amazingly good chance to go a long way towards “fixing” it.
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Which would you prefer? An annoying bug constantly buzzing in your ear, or not being able to hear at all? Unfortunately, your primary source of vital information right now happens to be someone who irritates the hell out of you (probably with good reason). Your choice is to shut them down, thereby cutting yourself off from where you want to go and the things you may need to know, or just dealing with it. If you do decide that you ultimately have to put the mosquito out of its misery, it’s better to do so sooner rather than later. If you do it this week, you may still have time to find another, less annoying conduit for the goodies you need.
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You thought you had it all figured out, didn’t you? You believed the issue sorted and settled. Only now, you’re not so sure. What if you were wrong? It’s unlikely, I know, but events this week are apt to plant doubts in your mind. As unsettling as it might be, second-guessing yourself right now would be a good thing. After all, you don’t want to have to live with potential mistakes (and their consequences) forever, do you? As for rectifying those errors, if you discover some – there’s no time like the present, my friend. Not everyone gets a chance to correct her mistakes. Here’s yours.
Just because you have your own private source of sunshine and happiness, you may have difficulty paying attention to or caring about how the weather is for everyone else. That’s understandable, but also very bad. Your own incredible good fortune should make you more solicitous about the wellbeing of others, not less. Hopefully your safety and joy means the parts of your mind usually devoted to securing those things can now be put to other uses – like noticing how miserable some of your friends are, and perhaps thinking of ways to help mitigate that misery. Quit daydreaming and counting your lucky stars and get to it, please.
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)
Molting time! As you outgrow your metaphorical shell, it’s time to find a new one. That means you may feel exceptionally squishy and vulnerable this week, and long for someone solid and strong to stand between you and the world, who’ll take all the knocks you’ve got coming. Bad idea. Part of your personal growth is about getting out there and really embracing your whole life – the knocks along with the strokes. That may feel tricky right now, but it’s not. Without your emotional armor, you’re ill-suited to take hard hits, but you’re also more lightweight and fluid; you may be able to dodge them instead. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)
Stop thinking that everything you want lies behind a single door, and that there’s only one way through that door. That only perpetuates the illusion that as soon as you do the one thing that will score you the key to that door, all of life’s best experiences will lay down at your feet, ripe for the plunder. There is no door and certainly no key, and nothing as simple as winning the lottery or getting that job (or that nose or boob job) would open it in any case. The reality is that there are many doors (and windows) and many treasures lurking behind each one. I hope you’re wise enough by now to find that a comfort, not a let-down.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)
Something is better than nothing. In a week rife with compromises and virtually no ideal solutions, that has to be your mantra. Keep repeating it, as you encounter one sub-par situation after another, and just try hard to make the best of each one as it comes. You’re an excellent negotiator, and if you’re cunning and bold enough, you could still shift the balance from red to black, if only just barely. Whatever you do, don’t spend time feeling sorry for yourself. You can’t afford self-pity; it’s not included in what’s already a very tight budget. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)
What you’ve got, no one’s buying, at least not this week. The market’s flooded with knock-offs, and people aren’t clued in enough to spend more for the real deal. Don’t get too down on yourself. They’ll come around eventually. In the meantime, chill out. This isn’t the time for a hard sell, or even advertisement. Your best bet is finding a handful of die-hard worshippers and relying on word-of-mouth from there. It may take time, but ultimately that’s all you’ll need. The people who need you will find you, and be ever so grateful and appreciative when they do.
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