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Hawaii recently became the 11th state to adopt a Beverage Container Law (Bottle Bill). However, Governor Lingle has expressed a desire to have it repealed before it can be put into action. This situation reflects poorly on the people of Hawaii. It says one of three things; either Hawaiians don't care about their land or we think we are smarter than those people who have adopted Bottle Bills or we are unable to implement a Bottle Bill that will work. I recommend we give the bill a try. No other state has ever repealed a Bottle Bill. The average recovery rate for beverage containers in States that have implemented Bottle Bills is 80% while States without them recover less than the National average of 41%. That sounds like a good track record to me. We certainly need something! Given our inability to move any plastic beverage bottles off Maui over the last year and a half, we would definitely benefit from a proven container-recycling program. California recovers 34% of their plastic beverage bottles with the help of their Bottle Bill. I find it sad that Hawaii continues to place the economy over the environment. We are measuring our lives in dollars, not sense. I'm afraid that the government won't take positive action until our islands begin to look like Manhattan Island. Unfortunately, by then it will be too late. Camille Armantrout, Makawao
A BETTER AMERICA I once thought America was the best democracy in the world. As I learned more about what really goes on here and elsewhere, my opinion changed. Now, I'm ashamed to be an American and here's the ten top reasons why: First of all, the USA is not even a true democracy. We have a democratically elected oligarchy. Switzerland has a true democracy in which citizens vote every few weeks to directly make decisions. Second, we are one of two industrialized nations that don't have national healthcare, the other is South Africa. Third, we have more political prisoners per capita than any country in the world. Fourth, we have been identified as a human rights violator by the UN for our continued relocation of native Americans from reservation land, which is planned for strip mining. This is going on today, the curse of America. Fifth, we consume more resources and produce more toxic waste per capita than any nation in the world. Sixth, we have the gall to act as though the world owes us a favor while we vampire resources and use sweatshop labor in third world dictatorships that we sponsored with money and weapons. Seventh, we are the only country in the world to be declared a terrorist nation by the
UN for our support of the contras in Nicaragua. Eighth, our CIA has trained and propped up the worst dictators and their death squads. Ninth, our military industrial complex has produced most of the weapons of mass destruction and most of the biological weapons on earth. We are also the leading supplier of weapons to the worst dictators on earth. Tenth, we have nearly the lowest rated education program in the world. The shame I feel, as an American, makes me want to make America better. I hope to be proud of an America that is a true democracy, has national healthcare, frees its political prisoners, provides its native people with generous portions of land (like New Zealand), leads the world in ecological solutions to energy and raw material needs, supports democracy worldwide, dismantles its war machine and educates its people well. George Chyz, via email
NOT A WAR The grinding propaganda machine of the Bush Administration continues to misrepresent its true motives. Can anybody tell me what War the Bushmongers are talking about? Oh! Iraq, you mean that remnant of a once outdated and outgunned military that we supported and befriended before we stabbed him in the back and used him as the fall guy? Do you mean that defenseless Army of starving women, children and old folks that we are going to massacre in the name of Peace and the Christian way? This, my fellow Americans is not a War it is Mass Murder no matter how you look at it. I will challenge you to explain why the only country that is not at peace in the Middle East is Palestine, and we ignore, support and encourage the rogue Gestapo of Sharon, as his thugs murder at will, and defy every international law against humanity. And the U.S. goes after Saddam? We have been bombing this country for 12 years. TWELVE YEARS, my friends! We have starved and denied these people medical supplies to the tune of 500-thousand children. Dead children, children like your own, grandparents like your own. And I will guarantee you that if Saddam truly had Weapons of Mass Destruction, we would not be Declaring War with Iraq. The bully never challenges his equal. In two years, the occupation of the White House has emptied the coffers and by all indications committed treason and is punishable by impeachment. Bush must step down or be brought down. He is not worthy of representing the people of America. Along with Chaney, Rumsfield, Ashcroft, Sharon, and Rice; they are a direct threat to America, not Saddam. Marcus Ramirez, Makawao
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SAYING THANKS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE Everybody gets that same feeling of dread, even if you're not doing anything wrong. You know the one: you're driving down the street, it's dark, and you see a car behind you that's been there for just a little too long. You don't think much of it until you both pass under a streetlight and you look in the rear-view mirror. Shit! It's a cop! How long has he been there? You immediately hit the brakes, regardless of how fast you were going. Yeah, everyone hates the cops. They're mean, arrogant, and rude when they pull you over. They act like you robbed a bank when all you did was roll through a stop sign. Plus, all they do is eat doughnuts. And they're all corrupt. But then someone breaks into your house or your car is stolen. And who's the first person you call and expect to come save you? A cop. We all read the stories about police corruption and police brutality. The headlines usually read "Unarmed man shot while fleeing police", or "Police chief resigns amid corruption scandal." But what about the good ones? Sure they don't make for good headlines, but these are the guys who think there are just way too many criminals and miscreants walking the streets and it is up to them to put them away. Unfortunately, they don't always go away quietly. But that is why they wear a badge. That is why they carry a gun and wear a bulletproof vest. And have you ever thought about that for a minute? Most of us put on a uniform that consists of pants and a shirt, maybe a tool belt if you're in construction. These guys' tool belts consist of handcuffs, mace, and a big stick to beat people on the head
when they're all juiced up on crack. And if that doesn't work, they have a 9mm pistol on their hip and a 12-gauge shotgun in their car. And the cop hopes to God that the other guy doesn't have one, but just in case he does, he puts on a vest made of Kevlar. Don't you think that if your job required you to wear a vest that stopped bullets, you too might be a little edgy when pulling people over during traffic stops? But we never hear about these guys, the guys who protect us from ourselves. We only hear about the bad ones. Then we get an incident like the one two weeks ago and it hammers home to us just how much these guys can sacrifice at any given moment. There were lots of people going to that ice cream parlor in the Kapolei Shopping Center March 4, but Detective Glen Alvin Gaspar of the Honolulu Police Department and his partner went there because he had a tip that Shane Mark would be there. Shane Mark was wanted on an attempted-murder charge, and Gaspar and his partner were going to bring him in. Unfortunately, Mark had a gun, and when he resisted, the gun went off and Gaspar went down. Once again, a violent criminal was out on parole and jacked up on "ice". Both factors should be given much more attention than they currently get. But what also should be focused on is that policemen do a job where a slight mistake can mean never picking your kids up from school again. It means a high school football team plays with one less father in the stands. It means a girl has to find someone else to walk her down the aisle on her wedding day. Drugs like "ice" are an epidemic and our justice system allows way too many violent criminals to walk free. We can sit around and debate how much of a problem it is or what should be done about it. But for guys like Gaspar and his fellow colleagues, they don't have the luxury of debate. They just have to put on the vest, strap on the gun, and go deal with it.
EH BRAH! Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations, 200 words or less, changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent to “Eh Brah!” c/o Maui Time Weekly, 658 Front Street, Ste. 126A–7278, Lahaina, HI 96761 or send an e-mail to
mauitime@mauitime.com EH BRAH….WHERE IS THE ALOHA To the "local boys" who stole my car and took it for a joy ride, and to the cops of the west side who thought it was more important to give out speeding tickets than actually stop a felony in progress …I got no help from you “locals” who watched my car get stolen and you all simply laughed calling me a "fookin' haole" and you 'boys' thinking you are pure Hawaiian…I seriously doubt that you are pure… cause the Hawaiians that I know freely give Aloha and help anytime for any reason… I hope you enjoy the stuff you stole from me, I hope your joy ride was fun, cause at the rate you boys are stealin’ from other locals and the many tourists a day… your stealing days will not last much longer… I have seen your bumper stickers Know Hawaiians Know Aloha… it is asshole thieves like you 'boys' that give Hawaiians a bad name!!! It is up to you to keep the good faith of the Aloha spirit…eh brah, where is the aloha??
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American warplanes were pulverizing his military installations with weekly bombing raids. He'd certainly let us have it this week, now that Bush is revving up the war he wanted all along - but he won't, because he can't. Furthermore, no one really believes that the GOP is interested in liberating the oppressed people of Iraq. America's role in the world, after all, typically involves funding dictators - as Bush is currently doing in Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan and Tajikistan - not democrats. Like a befuddled chemistry lab student who works backwards from the answer in order to ensure the correct results, the Moron Majority have talked themselves into an excuse they can live with for a war they can't otherwise morally justify. Denial, after all, isn't just a river in Egypt. By a two-to-one margin, Americans think that their country should adhere to its tradition of attacking other countries in selfdefense only, never preemptively. Thirtyseven percent say that they support an invasion of Iraq only with UN approval. This war against Iraq fulfills neither of these conditions, so Americans have managed to morph Bush's insinuations about a Saddam-Al Qaeda link into full-on blame. Sure, we're about to begin killing innocent men, women and children over in Iraq. It's not self-defense, so let's just call it "vengeance for 9-11." Does that work for
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you? Great. Osama's gotta be laughing like a hyena now that the heat's off. There is some good news in all this. I know, "good" is a relative term if you're reading this in a bomb shelter under Baghdad or trapped at your work station under the rubble of an office building some Islamist wired and brought down on your head. But the war on Iraq is likely to lead to the political demise of the man whose evil and illegitimate rule currently represents the greatest threat to stability and peace in the world: George W. Bush. Win or lose, Iraq will probably be Bush's Waterloo. Victory over Saddam's armed forces is a given; just as a company's announcement of previously-anticipated profits fails to deliver an uptick in stock price, military success is already assumed by the market of public opinion. That's why, even after it became evident that he'd be fighting this war alone (plus Tony Blair, minus the British public), Bush had to go ahead. His right-wing base, the part of the electorate that craves a belligerent president to protect it from future 9-11s, would have otherwise deserted him. Even if Bush delivers a best-case scenario - quick defeat, minimal U.S. military and Iraqi civilian casualties - it won't do him any good. His supporters already expect that. Things are most likely to go wrong when Bush can least afford it, during next year's campaign. Don't believe Kurdish promises to rejoin a federalized Iraq - they've had de facto independence for 12 years and they're not coming back. Turkey is already threatening to invade Iraqi Kurdistan, and they're leaning on their own Kurds. Hoping to neutralize its unruly neighbor, Iran is arming the Shiite majority. Civil war is more than likely, possibly leading to the disintegration of Turkey and an American excuse for an attack on Iran.
It's impossible to predict the effects of prolonged American occupation of an Arab country; increased terrorism, regional instability and even greater Muslim hostility to the U.S. and its allies seem likely. But a failure to establish a long-term U.S. military presence throughout the country could prove even more damaging than a quick pullout. If Iraq follows Afghanistan into neglect, political disintegration and anarchy, we'll be able to count our resentful new enemies by the tens of millions. American alliances and relations with the UN and NATO have been stretched to the breaking point. By launching an illegal, unsanctioned invasion of a sovereign nation, the U.S. has abandoned its moral standing. We are, by definition, a rogue state. More frightening than that, foreign leaders from Paris to Berlin to Beijing to Moscow are starting to count more on one another than on us. This means trouble for us, sure, but also for Bush as we notice our nation's loss of prestige. As always, however, the fools will save us from themselves. The 51 percent who currently believe what is patently false will ultimately conclude that they were duped by Bush (though it's not really true). Like stupid Americans before them (those who bought into the Domino Theory, Joe McCarthy and the necessity of interning JapaneseAmericans in concentration camps), they'll wonder what the hell they were thinking. And they'll have lots of time to think about it, what with not having a job and all. Then they'll vote for an Unnamed Democrat, currently leading Bush 48 to 44 percent in the Quinnipiac poll released March 6. (Ted Rall is the author of "Gas War: The Truth Behind the American Occupation of Afghanistan," an analysis of the TransAfghanistan Pipeline and the motivations behind the war on terrorism. Ordering information is available at amazon.com)
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LEAD STORIES Making a claim on British television in March that should alarm all News of the Weird readers, James Watson (co-discoverer of the structure of DNA) said he saw no reason why "stupidity" could not some day be corrected by gene therapy just as other "disorders" are now being addressed. "If you're really stupid, I would call that a disease," he said, on the Channel 4 documentary "DNA." "I'd like to get rid of (stupidity)."
AMERICA'S WORSENING GULLIBILITY PROBLEM According to a December Federal Trade Commission lawsuit, Mark Nutritionals Inc., of San Antonio, Texas, earned $190 million in four years selling a $40 solution that guaranteed weight loss even if the user ate lots of pizza, beer, tacos and doughnuts. And in November, the new Kaiser Medical Center hospital in Fremont, Calif., staged a special ceremony, by the hospital's chaplain, using symbols and inspirational words on rocks, to battle "spirits" that some nurses believed were responsible for beds moving and doors slamming on their own. And at a press conference in Boise, Idaho, in December, Genesis World Energy spokespeople introduced the Edison Device, which they said will produce 20 years' electricity for a home using only a bathtub's worth of water as fuel (but reporters could not examine it or ask any questions about it).
BACKLOG OF LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Timothy Baker was back in jail in Waco, Texas, in January, hours after he had escaped while being held for aggravated robbery. His getaway had taken him to Baylor University, where he broke into a building in order to find a change of clothes from his orange jumpsuit. The building was the Fine Arts Center, where Baker raided a costume closet. He apparently thought he would be inconspicuous if he changed into a 19th-century green wool costume (with rubber galoshes) that made him look like a "leprechaun," said the sheriff later, after Baker was spotted on the street and re-arrested. Said the chairman of the theater department, "He just really stood out."
THE LITIGIOUS SOCIETY High school senior Brian Delekta filed a lawsuit in February against the school system in Memphis, Mich., alleging that he actually did A-plus work in one course but only received an A for it, and that his average should be even higher than it is (and Delekta was ranked first in his class by the end of his junior year). The course at issue here is a
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PEOPLE DIFFERENT FROM US Robert Covey, 21, said he found a bullet at around 5:30 p.m. on Jan. 11 and decided it would be cool to put it on the ground and shoot at it with his BB gun. He hit it on the third shot, causing the bullet to explode, sending fragments into his right forearm and left middle finger. He was treated at a Hot Springs, Ark., hospital and released.
CAN’T POSSIBLY BE TRUE Allison Adams, 23, a veterinary technician for Wildlife Rescue in Austin, Texas, warms up traumatized baby animals (squirrels, kittens, rabbits, etc.) by putting them in her bra (while she's wearing it), according to a profile in the Austin American-Statesman in January. Her report: Squirrels are the hardest; possums the easiest; she's done it about 75 times; no, they don't itch; her fiancé is OK with it (even though he was deprived of a hug once because of "hissing possums").
READERS' CHOICE Leonard Garland, 20, and a partner were arrested in Ashland, Mass., in February, after Garland had the bright idea to crash a party at a private home he just happened to be driving by, thinking that a party was a good place to find customers for his drug business. Garland walked in and struck up a conversation, eventually enticing a guest to ask him about drugs. Garland had cocaine on him, but when his "customer" wanted more, Garland made a phone call to his connection. However, the connection said he would not go near Ashland because Ashland's main narcotics detective, Mark Gutwill, was too aggressive. Unknown to Garland, the soiree he happened into was an off-duty party of police officers, and the potential "customer" he had randomly chosen to talk to was Detective Mark Gutwill, who soon arrested him.
ALSO, IN THE LAST MONTH ... The Department of Health in Great Britain (which has the highest teen pregnancy rate in Western Europe) drew criticism for its latest school sex education program, which suggests to kids the merits of oral sex instead of intercourse. And a woman was detained for shoplifting from a Price Chopper grocery store in Rutland, Vt., with about 100 unpaidfor items (including ice cream, meats and videotapes), all skillfully tucked into her coat, purse and bag. And a state child welfare agency seized half of an 11-year-old boy's $220 savings account (built up by doing chores) because his father (whose name was on it, too) was behind on the kid's child support payments (Des Moines, Iowa).
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DIVISION RESULTS: Saturday February 15th
7th Annual Beachfest & Bodyboard contest The 7th annual Pa’ia Bay Beachfest and Bodyboard contest was held on Feb 15th and 16th in mostly sunny, 1-3’ wind swell conditions. Saturday started out windy, with early morning showers. As the day progressed, the surf picked up with the low tide rising gradually all day. The age group divisions were run through finals on Saturday, and awards were given out (including hand carved bodyboards for 1st place trophies) by 4:30pm. Sunday started out with small conditions and a low
tide, but the wind was down and it was sunny all day. The “special” divisions were run through finals on Sunday, with raffle and awards complete by 4pm. Our newest division, “freestyle surf” was a hit, with tough competition and “sick tricks” being thrown down in 12’ shorebreak waves. Fresh hip-hop and punk rock sounds were scratched and faded from DJ Boomshot and DJ Malik, blasted through a sound system from AVHQ inside the house and through huge speakers facing out in the water for the
competitors. There were 74 competitors surfing in 9 divisions (with multiple division entries by most contestants), and a support crew of 6 staff members and 27 volunteers. 1st-6th place winners received prizes and awards, with additional prizes raffled during the event. The Pa’ia Youth & Cultural Center would like to send out a huge MAHALO to the following companies for sponsoring our 7th annual Beachfest and Bodyboard Contest: AMP productions, Anthony’s Coffee, AVHQ,
MENEHUNE’S: 1ST: Christopher Lifter 2ND: K-Boy Kapuni 3RD: Stephen Jahns 4TH: Bronson Benson 5TH: Ruben Rosado
JUNIORS: 1ST: Kawika Lifter 2ND: Travis Nishioka 3RD: Brandon Pagan 4TH: Travis Calvin 5TH: Kingsley Uaiwa 6TH: Alden Hotta
Jr. MEN’S: 1ST: Jacob Romero 2ND: Enoka Hue Sing 3RD: Carlos Holguin 4TH: Cody Kauha’aha’a 5TH: Reece Machioll 6TH: Aaron Hotta
MEN’S: 1ST: Jason Sacapanio 2ND: Joel Shimada 3RD: Marlon Tumacder 4TH: Kevin Cortex 5TH: Josh Gibbons 6TH: A’A Mitchell
WOMEN’S OPEN: 1ST: Kelly Gordon 2ND: Tiare Lawrence 3RD: Linda Molina 4TH: Heather Freitas 5TH: Rebecca Vandalea
Sunday February 16th DROP KNEE:
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TIDES&TIMES Tide times set for Honolulu - adjust as follows: Kahului -1hr 41min. Hana -1hr 23min. Makena -0hr 32min. Kihei/Ma`alaea -0hr 22min. Lahaina -0hr 40min. 20 Sun R 6:36A Thur Set 6:42P
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1ST: Jayden Correa 2ND: Marcus Roberts 3RD: Corey Apo 4TH: Jason Sacapanio 5TH: Kevin Cortex 6TH: Etan Krupnick
STAND UP: 1ST: Cody Kauha’aha’a 2ND: Jason Correl 3RD: Jayden Correa 4TH: Marlon Tumacder 5TH: Ryan Jago 6TH: Joel Shimada
EXPRESSION: 1ST: Jason Sacapanio (Sick Trick Award) 2ND: Etan Krupnick 3RD: Jacob Romero 4TH: Keoni Ho’ohana 5TH: Enoka Hue Sing 6TH: Marcus Roberts
FREESTYLE SURF: 1ST: Johnny Correl (Sick Trick Award) 2ND: Keiki Antunez 3RD: Nalu Wallace 4TH: Jason Correl 5TH: Kapono Antunez 6TH: Jason Nakahashi
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Not your Brand Name Punk Rock of today
Generic, the punk band, formed in 1995 on Oahu, and enjoyed a solid hardcore following, as they played all the Volcom skate shows, along with the ’98 Vans Warped Tour line-up, and most recently, the 2002 Vans Triple Crown on Oahu. They’ve played with Suicidal Tendencies, The Queers, The Line, Homegrown, Strife, Absolute, Scared of Chaka, Sack Lunch, 311, Vandals, Blink 182, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Reel Big Fish, Pennywise, Face to Face, Pepper, Damien Marley, Long Beach Short Bus, and Slightly Stoopid – uh, not to “name just a few” or anything! The standard punk rock band breakup ensued in ’99, as drugs and calamity, irreconcilable differences between members, and general malaise dominated. Missing the mayhem of performing live together, original members Dave (vocals), and Danny (drums) regrouped with new lead guitarist Rollo, rhythm guitarist Garret, and bassist John. Their music recalls the old-school punk of the ‘80s – fast, hard and loud, and charmingly replete with gruff, nihilistic vocals, potty-mouth lyrics and street-punk anthems about personal issues we can all relate to: loss, pain, anger, frustration and redemption, and the joys of cold beer. Generic will be giving their pure-adrenaline, slam and bash funfest of punk performance at DeanO’s Maui Pizza Cafe, Saturday at 9:30pm, presented by The Point 101.1FM, and thanks to Ace of “Radio Rehab”. Zero Tolerance will be opening, back from a brief hiatus recording, and ready to blow minds and doors off with their razored onslaught of rock! Prepare yourselves for the fist-pumping, heart attack clusterfuck carwreck of a good and proper mosh pit – feel the wrath of exploding electricity as it sears its way through your body and fries your brain into a sweet pulpy mass of goo. Rip your heart from your chest and take a bite – it’s bitter-bitter, and you like it that way... Ah, the power and glory of music!
So what would you call your music? A friend of mine described it as “angry, raw, gutter-punk”... Danny: Yeah, that’s good. ‘Angry, raw, gutter-punk’? Hmm, I guess so. We’re hardcore punk, I guess. Not like we’re trying to sound heavy and mean or tough or anything, but I’ve heard it called that, yeah. In the original band, me and the bass player were both metal guys, and Dave and the other two guitar players were punk guys, so the music came out kinda – it wasn’t 100% punk, it wasn’t metal either. It was, like, hard – I don’t know if you’ve heard the album or not – I don’t think it’s fully punk... Dave: I would say, “aggressive – very aggressive, self-help, frustration release” music.
Lots of bands break up due to excessive partying – is that what happened with you? Do you still party? Danny: If “beer” is partying, then I would say yes. No, nothing too out of control these days. Before, with the original lineup, it was pretty bad. Well, things got in the way of progress, you know? And priorities changed – you know how that whole thing works. Priorities change and the focus is on other things. I just didn’t want to be around it so I said adios.
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How did you come up with the name? Danny: They were trying out drummers, and this one guy – I don’t know his name, but – right before me, he played with them and he didn’t want to, and one of his comments was, “Eh, it’s cool but, your music’s kind of generic.” (Laughs) Thus, the name. (More laughs) You asked, so...
What do you do outside of playing music? Danny: I work in Radiology. Garret owns a music studio. A lot of punk bands, in fact, practice at his place. He does live recordings, too. John, the bass player, he’s a construction guy. He is one of those guys that does everything – he’s good at everything. Rollo is a computer guy – he works at CompUSA. Dave: I promote shows, and try to help out local bands, writers, artists. For ten years, I’ve been trying to do that – promote them, book shows, back them up in any way I can, teach them. It’s weird being from Hawaii, and people finding out you’re in a punk band. They’re like, ‘What?! A punk band? From where?! Where’s the ukulele’s?’ We’re just expected to wear aloha shirts, play ukuleles, and make you a lei or something. I think that’s very closeminded of the world and I’m about to shed some light on these kids. There’s a lot of kids that are into this [music], they just don’t know where to put it into. So I opened up this thing with this other guy, and we booked shows back in the day, back in the ‘90’s, called the Fast Zone. We’d give all these guys a chance. Just ‘cause they’re from Hawaii, doesn’t mean they’re less capable of playing music, like anyone from England or New York. I think sometimes we’re overlooked because of the fact that we’re all the way out here. I think a lot of people missed their window of opportunity because of that. I don’t think that’s fair. I
any band with good drummers! Dave: I try to keep an open mind. We’re trying to appeal to the kids, so I listen to the kid’s stuff, like emo bands and hip-hop a little bit. Lyrically, hip-hop is kinda tricky, the way they mix the words up and rhyme it up in certain areas.
What other influences do the new band members bring to the table? Danny: Our guitar player, Garret, he’s into a band called Thursday, and old punk stuff, also Pennywise, Strung Out. Yeah, Strung Out is one of my favorite bands here – those guys are good! To me, Strung Out is punk rock with a lot of skill. Two to three years ago, they did a Punk-On-A-Rock show here. Their music is like...imagine four or five guys, and each guy in the band is very, very skilled [as musicians], and you put them together and play punk. Individually, every guy is good. It’s kind of rare in a band, so...they’re awesome.
What did you listen to when you were growing up? Danny: Uh, KISS, of course! (Laughs) Kiss, Ozzy...I was actually a metal head in high school. Dave got me into punk. He’d call me, “Hey, let’s make a punk band!” I was like, ‘Punk band? Nah.’ Then I was in a metal cover band, but it broke up, and I wasn’t doing anything for a month. He called me again, I showed up and it was Generic and it was good – all good. Yeah, it was cool. Dave: When I was a real young kid, my mom played piano and accordion, so we played everything. But then I listened to Kiss, to heavy metal, and then in ‘81-’82, I got a Clash album, and the Sex Pistols – and that just changed everything. It was like, I cut my hair, got a mohawk. Went to school and all my friends were like, ‘What?! I thought you were down with the metal?’ ‘Uh, not no more!’ I totally
What’s the best show you’ve ever played? Dave: Definitely with Generic. We’ve played with a lot of the big mainland bands, but the one for me which was, like, personally – I was going through hard times in my life, contemplated suicide, got kicked out of my house, my girlfriend left me – and it was like, to be on the stage with these guys who were my icons, my heroes when I was younger – it was the Suicidal Tendencies show. The thing about that show which was really weird was Volcom was running that show, and we were a Volcom band so, and once they had their foot in the door, I was kind of allowed to go mess things up (diabolical laugh) – so every time they bring a mainland band here, they put the local bands’ volume low for them, which was junk. So the mainland band would come out all “RRRRRRGH!” and the Volcom band would sound like “keekeekee”. I was, like, ‘That’s junk!’ So what happened was, we said okay, from the last band to us, the volume is all going to be the same. The way that we played, and the way the crowd reacted – everything was there, it was so...Utopia. There was chaos all around me, bodies flying by, yelling, screaming, and like, after the show, I went out to the back, sat up against the wall, and I saw steam come off of my head! And the guitarist and singer from Suicidal came up at different times and said, ‘Hey man, good show’ and I was, like, ‘Whoa! Thanks, man.’ That was really cool. Then after the show, like twenty to thirty people came up to me, and were just like, ‘Hey man, you guys stole the show – you guys blew Suicidal away!’ I still can’t accept that, like no, it’s impossible. But for those thirty people to think that, there had to be a few more, maybe, that didn’t tell me that, you know what I mean? Okay, maybe two
Avril Lavigne? Poor girl, she’s cool, but okay, she claims she’s making “skate punk”, but I try to picture her in like, 1983, at an Agent Orange show, and her band’s playing... she’s getting booed off the stage, people are throwing shit. I’d like to see Green Day play with Agnostic Front or Black Flag, okay – they’d get beat up! always try to help these kids, try to give them that chance ‘cause they can do it just as good as anyone from the mainland. It’s harder, but you know, if they really want it, they’ll continue. Even writers, photographers, any artist from Hawaii, I try to promote or book them with art shows or magazines – try to get them a gig somewhere so that they can continue. If I have this knowledge in my head, I have to use it to help shed some light on these people. There’s so much talent here.
What are you listening to these days? Danny: Well, my favorite band is Tool. I like any band with a really good drummer. Tool is – Danny Carey is unreal. That’s a band that you either like them or you really don’t like them – there’s no in-between. Tool just sucks you in – I’m just 100% into those guys. Slipknot is phenomenal – yeah, they’re a good band. Pennywise is cool. Anytime they come, we hang out with them – they’re cool guys. So yeah, Pennywise, Bad Religion, Tool, Slipknot,
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changed my attitude, I changed everything. For some reason, I just continued with it.
Have you played in other bands prior to Generic? Danny: Oh yeah! At one point, I was in three bands at once. It was kind of hectic. I played in Potluck with two of the guys from Generic – John and Garret. It’s just a side, fun thing. I’ve been doing that for a couple of years, just to keep busy. The more you play, the better you get, you know? Dave: I did a little side thing with the guys from ‘Iron Haze’, a legendary punk band from here called ‘Thirteen Dead’. The lead singer left, and I helped them out, we did a few shows. I played in a band in Florida – ‘Suburban Nightmare’. I played in a band in Spain, called ‘Nuevo Ritmo’. My first heavy metal band was called the ‘Dog(s) of Kcor’ – if you spell it backwards (without the ‘s’), it becomes the ‘Gods of Rock’ – yeah, only metal guys would think of something like that!
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or three more, but – for them, those guys’ opinions, with the sound being the same, that was telling me that, ‘your doing what you’re doing is good, and you can hang with these guys, and you’re from Hawaii? And you can do it just like them, and you proved it just now. You just need your volume turned up a little bit!’ I will never forget that show. That was probably the show of my life. I can say ‘I opened up for Suicidal, man - what’s up?!’ I don’t have any money, but hey I opened up for Suicidal!
Have you ever played shows with Generic on the mainland? Danny: No, never – not to play. I’ve been there to see Tool and Kiss. The farthest we’ve played off this rock is Kauai. We did Kauai once or twice, and Maui – this next time coming up on Saturday will be our second time there. The last time was in ’98, at the Skate Park they just opened up. Unfortunately, the show got shut down.
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Why did you get shut down? Danny: A lot of our music isn’t really conducive to wholesome, family entertainment. There were some mothers there [who] found some of the language offensive so the cops were there and they shut it down. It was a big to-do.
What’s your relationship with Volcom? Danny: We were sponsored – meaning we’d get free clothes and stuff. We’re good friends with Clint, he’s the Hawaii Volcom guy – the head guy. Anytime there’s a Volcom show, he calls us and we play. In fact, the following Saturday, when we get back from Maui, we’ll be playing at the Blaisdell Arena. It’s not going to be like an arena show, it’s like a skate demo thing. So we’re just gonna be playing outside or something. Anytime Volcom needs us to do a show, we’re there.
How come you’re not an official Volcom band? Danny: Actually, we were. We were on some compilation albums they put us on. Some of their surf videos, too. A couple of years ago, they dropped everybody – well, not Volcom. A band called The Line – they’re a punk band – they kind of run Stone Entertainment, the sub company from Volcom – they dropped everybody except for a couple of bands, like Pepper [Oahu punk band] and The Line.
Some people would ask why “your life sucks” living in Hawaii, or how you write such angry music living here, in “paradise”? Danny: I’m not an angry guy. That’s just the way [the music] came out, not ‘cause we said, ‘Hey, let’s write an angry song!’ I’m not angry about living in Hawaii – I think the mainland sucks. The people are cocks there! Dave: ‘My life sucks’ – Everybody says that in their lifetime! It’s like, yeah, my life sucks right now, but one day, I’m going to be so above you. It does get better. It’s kinda like laughing at ourselves, ‘cause everyone says it.
How do you come up with the lyrics? Dave: All the songs are my own thoughts, actually. A lot of the songs I wrote when I was fifteen – like “Whore”, which I wrote about a girl I loved, who said I wasn’t good enough for her, and writing the song just made me feel better. I love women, I love my mother - it’s not about that. With “March of the Lesbians”, I had to talk to this women’s group who blacklisted us from playing shows. So I had to go in front of this committee of women to explain to them, tell them about the women in my family who are lesbians, and how I love them. That song is actually just a story of what happened to me one day. It was about the first time I felt intimidated by a group of women – it was a bunch of girls on motorcycles. There were, like, seven or eight of them, and me and my dog were walking to a grocery store, and this girl was like, ‘eh, where’s the bar around here?’ and they were right by a gay bar. They were leaving it, so I figured, I might as well tell them where another gay bar is, and she started snapping at me! And I get home, and I’m like
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‘Whoa! Me and my dog were about to get our asses kicked by these women on motorcycles! They were about to stomp me, about to pound me! I can’t believe that! I just went to get groceries, you know?’ That’s what the whole thing was about that song...I don’t have anything against lesbians. To me, it’s like, to each his own. That’s why it’s important to me that people don’t take those lyrics and think we poke fun at people – it’s just a story. Some of those songs on there are just stories.
What do you think of the current mutation of pop music and punk? Danny: The commercialism of punk? Yeah, to be honest, I don’t really give a damn. If it’s good, I’ll listen to it! Dave: See that to me is a trip, ‘cause like, they’re getting the wrong idea. The kids are not getting fed the right scene. Somehow someone transformed shit to look ‘punk’, the style or whatever, but the music is a little ‘happier’. But
to me, it wasn’t about being happy. It was about being confused, being angry at something. And being who you really wanted to be – not dressing like someone. You couldn’t go to Hot Topic, you had to make your own shirts. It’s good, because we can make money making music, and you don’t have to be mainstream. But the music to me, it’s just not punk...What’s that girl’s name, Avril Lavigne? Poor girl, she’s cool, but okay, she claims she’s making “skate punk”, but I try to picture her in like, ’83, at an Agent Orange show, and her band’s playing... she’s getting booed off the stage, people are throwing shit – I mean, there’s no way, it’s impossible. That never could happen. I’d like to see Green Day play with Agnostic Front or Black Flag, okay – they’d get beat up! The music is good, they just have the categories wrong – it’s not punk. It’s like, power pop, with an edge. But punk?! It’s not only music, it’s definitely a lifestyle and a mind frame.
What’s the scene like on Oahu? Danny: Well, the scene here is...(sigh)...it’s lame, I’m sorry to say! Five to six years ago – into the late 90’s, it was awesome! The shows were good, the turnout was good
and all that stuff. And now, you go to shows and not too many people are there.
Why do you think that is? We have the same problem on Maui with low turnout at shows for local bands... Dave: You’ve gotta have a venue – where kids can show their stuff off and whatever. You know, build something to perform in, to show people what they’re capable of. I don’t know if it is like this on Maui, but all the clubs just come and go. Also, just educating some of these kids more in the arts, maybe. Open minds... Danny: The scene that we were playing – I think all the bands we used to play with back then, you know, eventually got older, settled down and moved on. There’s always new bands popping up all the time and actually, a lot of them here are good, like Neural Void, Tweaked, and Potluck. Potluck plays once in a while – not too often – for fun.
Where do you play on Oahu – what venues are cool? Danny: Right now the venues are – this place called Pink Cadillac in Waikiki, and this other place called the Coffee Factory, which is where a lot of the up-n-coming bands play.
Why did you decide to come to Maui to play? Dave: I’ve been waiting for you guys! I feel like people on Maui are my neglected cousins that I’ve wanted to party with! Danny: I met Ace (Point 101.1FM’s “Radio Rehab”) at the Kualoa Ranch show in October. I hadn’t seen him since, but I guess he wanted us to come to Maui, so...We’re stoked It’s gonna be a
good show!
Any future gigs besides Volcom next week? Danny: Right now, we have nothing scheduled. We don’t play very often because...Well, I mean, back in the ol’ heyday, when the scene was good, we played a lot and then it gets boring, for the band and for the people. They’re like, “oh, they’re playing again (snores).” And plus, there’s only limited venues anyway. You know, if there’s a lot of places to play, then that’s a different story – you could play all the time, but it’s such a finite area, such a small scene.
Can we expect a new album from you anytime soon? Danny: We’ll see how things go. It’s kind of slow and steady with the new stuff, but if it all works out...We just take it practice by practice. We’d like to – I mean, of course!
What is Generic’s philosophy? Why do you still play music together? What do you want to do with the band in the future? Danny: Wow, that’s a Barbara Walters question. To be brutally honest, when we were a lot younger, we wanted to make it big – go to the mainland, blah blah blah – to do music for a living, which I’d love to do. But as time goes on, priorities change and grow up a little bit and it kind of shifts, but now, well for me – I play ‘cause it’s fun. It’s therapeutic, stressrelease, and it’s always fun to play music. It’s not a money thing, we just play for the fun of playing. I mean, I’d like to do it for a living, but if something would’ve happened, it would have happened by now.
You’re not looking to sign a record deal or anything? Danny: Well, if someone wants to put one in front of my face, that’s a different story (laughs). What advice do you have for new punk or metal bands trying to play venues in Hawaii? Danny: Quit! Quit, and get a job at Taco Bell. No, I’m just kidding. Are they gonna stay in Maui? (laughs) Plan on not playing too often. I’m not slamming bands or anything, but in Hawaii, it’s such a geographically isolated – like on the mainland, you can just jump in a van and go. Here you can’t do that, so you’re kinda stuck. Unless you’re willing to pick up your life and move to the mainland and do that, but... Doing it locally? Eh....I mean, not to sound pessimistic about it but you’re not gonna get too far on Hawaii, I think. And metal or punk or any kind of alternative kind of thing...
So why play at all? Danny: ‘Cause it’s fun to play! We need the energy, and to release stress and all that kind of stuff. We do it ‘cause we love doing it and that’s it, you know? Instead of being all bitter on stage, it’s easier to watch a band when they’re having fun with it – it’s easier to enjoy. Hopefully, we’ll be that way on stage, on Saturday!
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Ba-Le: French? Vietnamese? LOBSTER! There’s a certain mystery in Kahului that I’ve had the distinct pleasure of investigating over the past several years. Ba-Le French Sandwich and Bakery at the Maui Marketplace on Dairy Road is something of a conundrum: it appears to be Vietnamese owned and operated and serves an entire menu of fabulous Vietnamese cuisine, and yet it’s all done under the guise of a French Bakery with a likeness of the Eiffel Tower as its logo. Hmm . . .
strange things are afoot at the Circle K. The restaurant is part of the food court sandwiched (pun intended) into the back corner of the Maui Marketplace, as well as in the Lahaina Cannery Mall. The ambience is bustling and cafeteria-like, complete with brown plastic trays, paper napkins, and the background buzz of many ongoing conversations – hardly a relaxing dining experience. But sometimes our busy lives force us to eat on the run, and no one serves better food on the fly than Ba-Le.
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Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and Local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center. 871–6977 Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine. Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchiladas and paella. 33 Lono St., Ste 150. 873–0220 Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to ‘take five’. 444 Hana Hwy. 877–CUPS Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas ala carte. Casual dining, pinatas available too. 395 Dairy Rd. 877–8707 Ramon’s - Contemporary Mexican, full sushi bar, awesome desserts. Banquet area available. 2102 Vineyard St. 244–7243 Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous fifties cafe. Quintessential American dining morning to night. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 248-7829 Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat, & seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard 244-1567 Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main 243-9560 Shakalaka Fish ‘N Chips - Mahimahi, Ono, Shrimp & Calamari in a light, crisp batter with homemade tartar sauces. Yum! 2010 Main St. 986-0855 Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave. 877-0121 Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6am-4pm Mon-Sat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave. 243-2243
Ale House - Wide selection of food with sports and games all around. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave. 877–9001 Aloha Grill - 22 different burgers including veggie styles, plus all the extras. kids meals. Dairy Road Marketplace. 893–0263 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin & more. 270 Dairy Rd. 877-2400 Bangkok Cuisine - Casual setting featuring exceptional Thai food with plenty of crisp vegetables and fresh seafood. Lunch, dinner, or take-out. 395 Dairy Road, Unit F. 893-0026 Biwon Restaurant - Fresh and flavorful, authentic Korean food. Open 10am to 10pm, lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main 244-7788 Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Open Monday thru Saturday. 134 W Kamehameha Ave. 877-3055 Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Excellent service and fair prices with dishes like Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein, Sweet and Sour Pork, and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall 893-1628 Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch, and dinner favorites. Maui Lani Golf Course. 877–7461 Hale Imua Internet Cafe - Espresso bar, deli sandwiches, salads, real fruit smoothies, and iced blended coffees. 1980 Main St. Wailuku. 242-1896. Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar -
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Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for Breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch & dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill 244-0845 Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, datsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St. 242-9630 Wow-Wee Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, great sandwiches, soups, and an oxygen bar. 333 Dairy Rd. 871-1414 <www.mauiwowwee.com>
SOUTH MAUI Antonio’s - Homemade Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere, extensive wine list and friendly service. 1215 S. Kihei Rd. 875-8800 BadaBing! - Homey Italian haven, award-winning thin crust pizzas, veal, calamari or chicken picatta. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 875–0811 Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner, pupus served until 1am. Live entertainment and dancing 10pm ‘til 1am. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., #314. 874-9299 Bubba Burgers - Burgers and fries done the oldfashioned way, fresh & made-to-order. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 891-2600 Capiche? - Contemporary Italian with a twist; extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Diamond Resort. 879–2224 Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies & salads. 1881 S. Kihei, #112. 879-4799 DeanO’s Maui Pizza Cafe - Top quality pizza with traditional toppings, full menu with salads, pasta and sandwiches. 2439 S. Kihei Rd. 891–2200 Dick’s Place - Incredible all-you-can-eat food spe-
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cials, free pool playing with purchase. 8 pool tables. 2463 S. Kihei Rd. 874–8869 El Restaurante Pasatiempo - Authentic homestyle Mexican food, with a wide range of dishes and meats to choose from. Azeka’s Plaza II. 879–1089 Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin & guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. Five Palms Beach Grill - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim cuisine. 2960 S. Kihei Rd. 879–2607 Greek Bistro - Moderately priced Greek and Continental Cuisine. Open for dinner 5-10pm. Kai Nani Village, 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9330 Harlow’s Restaurant - Enjoy fine dining among the cozy and chic furniture and great sunset views. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879–1954 Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizers and “Food for Gringos”, too! Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5pm to 2am Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St. 891-MEXI Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900 Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is ala carte, special late night menu. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 875–1007 La Creperie - French cuisine in a stylish and comfortable atmosphere. Serving escargot, ratatouille, and many other dishes. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–0822 Life’s a Beach - Food & drinks in a fun atmosphere. Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib, and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–8010 Lobster Cove - Varied menu of seafood including fresh island fish. 100 Ike Dr. 879–7677 Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr. 891–8883 Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center. Ma`alaea Harbor Village Shops. 243–2206 Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5pm. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli Street. 244-9028 Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting, compliments the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S. Kihei Rd. 874–4041 Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3PM. 100 Kaukahi St. Wailea 874–1131 Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Kea Lani Hotel. 879–7224 Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro”, salads or wraps, Kihei Kalama Village Center. 875–7679
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DININGLISTINGS Roy’s Kihei Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian Fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10pm, Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave. 8911120 Sansei Restaurant - Japanese based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award winning cuisine, early bird and late night specials. 1881 S. Kihei Rd. 879–0004 Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Road. 875–7555 Sausage Shack - Homemade sausage in meats or veggie style on fresh baked buns, with every condiment you could desire. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 874–6444 Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by world-famous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck, oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea. 874-8000 Spices - Steak, seafood & more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd. 891-8860 Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1215 S. Kihei Rd. 8743779 Taj Mahalo’s - The only Indian restaurant on Maui, homemade curries and naan, chicken tandoori, wraps, lots of vegetarian delights. Lipoa Center. 874–1911 Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea. 875-9983
UPCOUNTRY Cafe Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet & savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave. 579-6323 Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked
goods, sandwiches & specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia. 579-8770 Casanova’s - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao. 572–0220 Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia. 579–9453. Cow Country Cafe - Homestyle breakfast and lunch in a decidedly bovine atmosphere. 7 Aewa Pl., Pukalani. 572-2395 Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s awardwinning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, Hali`imaile. 572–2666 Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-2661 Hokus Pokus - Vegetarian and Vegan cuisine. Open 3-9pm. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia. 579-9144 Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-to-order fish, beef, and chicken tacos. Daily, from 11am-4pm. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia. 579–8844 Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teri beef, hamburger steak, tofu and hekka all available. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572–7241 Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway. 878-1535 Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6am to 10pm Sun. thru Thurs. - 6am to midnight Fri. and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia. 5796009 Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun & more! Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd. 575-9363
and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. 730 Front St. 661-0700. Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center. 661–8141 Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with Forrest Gump movie memorabilia and logo wear. 889 Front St. 661–3111 Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St. 661–9491 Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St. 661–7600 Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving a combination of island-inspired contemporary and traditional cuisine.1450 Front St. 661–0937 CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies, and more! Open daily from 5:30am6pm. 2580 Kekaa Drive Fairway Shops, Kaanapali 667-0968 Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining & Margarita bar serving breakfast, lunch & dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189 David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine dining in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn building. 127 Lahainaluna. 667–5517 Erik’s Seafood Grotto - Fresh seafood and sushi - great steamers! Open nightly. BYOB. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina 669-4806 Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11am to 12am daily. 505 Front Street, 661-8112. Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, 669-5621. Gerard’s - Fine French dining in Lahaina. Rich,
Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572-8711 Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau. 579–8448 Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh & tasty mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave/Pukalani Square 573-2998 Milagros Food Co. - South American cusine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! 3 Baldwin St. 579–8755 Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia. 579–9999 Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia. 579–8030 Picnics Restaurant - Home of the famous Spinach Nut Burger. Breakfast & Lunch. 30 Baldwin Ave. 5798021 Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas & more! 1202 Makawao Ave. 572-7808
WEST MAUI Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebabs, falafels and more! Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-4300 A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines. Bakery with cakes & cookies. Lahaina Center. 667–0623 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin & more. Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-5566 Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific Cuisine with a Hawaiian Twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views. Ritz Carlton Kapalua. 669–6200 BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas
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DININGLISTINGS flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds. 174 Lahainaluna. 661–8939 Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood, and ambience, Also, late-night menu served until 1:30am! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-3474 Fleming’s On the Green - Fine dining, on the golf course. Delicate raviolis, to the Filet Mignon, wonderful sauces. 2000 Village Rd., Kapalua 665–1000. Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Love All-Serve All. 900 Front St. 667–7400 Hecocks - Italian restaurant & cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina 661-8810 Honokowai Okazuya & Deli - Gourmet plate lunches, sandwiches and pastas prepared as you order. Take out available. 3600-D Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 665–0512 House of Saimin - Ono homemade Saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here.Old Lahaina Center. 667–7572 Hula Grill - Barefoot Bar and beachside dining in a 1940’s style. Menu is a seafood lover’s delight. Whaler’s Village. 667–6636 i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St. 661–8422 Java Jazz - Coffee bar and restaurant with great food, ecclectic atmosphere, loungey ambience. Open for breakfast, lunch & dinner. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787 Johnny’s Burger Joint - The greatest burgers on the west side, served late, with bar and pool table! 2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali. 661-4500 Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices! Soups, brown rice, veggies & kabobs, will
deliver. Lahaina Marketplace. 661–9999 Karma Kafe - Coffee drinks, specialty smoothies, tea drinks and fabulous vegetarian food. Zen garden and internet access. Anchor Square. 662–1258 Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. 845 Front St. 661–4811 Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi. Dinner nightly from 5:30-10pm., Sushi 5:30-11:30pm. 136 DickensonSt., Lahaina 667-5555 Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro”, Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina 661–7082 Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s Signature Pacific Rim Specialties prepared with fresh island fish, and seafood, dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St. 661–3472 Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway. 661-4495 Lemongrass - Serving ala carte to the seven course traditional Vietnamese dinner. Reasonably priced and full of flavor. 930 Waine`e St., Lahaina 667–6888 Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St. 667–2288 Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, cole slaw, and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza. 665–6262 Maui Brews - Daily specials, great appetizers salads and entrees in large portions. Lahaina Center. 667–7794 Maui Mama’s - A quaint shop serving coffees grown throughout the islands. Light food, souvenirs, internet access. 578 Front St. 667–7700 Moose McGillicuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat specials and merry atmosphere. 844 Front St. 667–7758 Nachos Grande - Fresh mexican food fast. Vegetarian too. Honokowai Marketplace. 662–0890 Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi,
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various Japanese appetizers, sandwiches and more. Maui Marriott, Kaanapali 667–1200 ext. 51 Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimpon-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana 665-1822 Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St. 667-4341. Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizers, traditional and specialty Mexican food. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina 661–4666 Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Suite 113. 661–6633 Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch & dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina 661-36362 Plantation House Restaurant - Hawaiian Mediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch & dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua. 669-6299 Reilley’s - Known for their choice award winning beef. Gourmet steaks and seafood overlooking the Ka`anapali Golf Course’s 18th hole. 2290 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 667–7477 Roy’s Nicolina Restaurant - A quiet ambiance suffuses this dining experience, enhanced by the Pacific Rim cuisine. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, upstairs. 669–5000 Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger, and watch sports. Large parties welcome. Whalers Village. 661–3123 Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA Prime Steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 900 Front St., Lahaina 661-8815 Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawai`i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive #115., Kapalua. 669–6286 Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallager. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 669–1500 Sir Wilfred’s - Lahaina Cannery Malls gourmet coffee house and cafe. Soups, Salads and Sandwiches grace this simple menu. Lahaina Cannery. 667–1941 Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy. Tables are private, the Antipasti serves two. The Hyatt Regency. 667–4727 Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch & take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd. 6693539 Swan Court - One of the top ten romantic restaurants in the world, extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency Maui. 667–4727 Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, curry, pad thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center. 667–2814 Tropica - Enjoy the fire and ice-themed restaurant where the cold food and drink bar is tucked between two “volcanoes.” The Westin Maui. 667–2525 Whale’s Tale - All open-air lanai dining. Casual dining, specials, large portions. 672 Front St. 667–4044
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The Spirit of Irish Dance Though separated by 11,000 miles and a world of cultural difference, Ireland and Maui share some notable characteristics. Both verdant islands are world-renowned for the beauty, charm and friendliness of their native inhabitants, and both have rich traditions of folk music and dance. This week the Irish International Dance Company, world famous cultural ambassadors from the Emerald Isle, will bring their “Spirit of the Dance” back to the Valley Isle. Hula, the native movement art form of Hawaii, has a sensuous flavor that recalls the languor and abundance of this Polynesian paradise. Originally a form of sacred expression performed solely by men, hula has evolved over the generations to include secular themes and dancers of both genders. The gentle sway of an alluring wahine’s hips is perhaps the most universally recognized image of
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hula, one that brings to mind humid sunsets and sweet, ripe fruit. By contrast, traditional Irish dance has an exuberance that evokes the pastoral gaiety of its pagan past. In addition to expressing Ireland’s indomitable spirit and proud heritage, the high stepping, foot-stomping reels and jigs keep dancers warm against the wild winter weather. The most ancient roots of modern Irish step dances may have grown in the mead-enlivened soil of nature-worshipping druidic rites. Dance has been an important aspect of Irish community life from antiquity to the present, staying vibrant through the various conversions and conquests that Ireland endured. During the 18th Century regional dance masters would instruct students in the traditional techniques and develop their own signature steps for performances and competitions. The highly stylized solo and step dance forms seen
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in the popular modern productions began to develop at the end of the 18th Century. This modern development reached a zenith in the early 1990’s when a series of highly successful large-scale productions brought Irish dance to worldwide attention. “Riverdance” started the phenomenon in 1994 and others quickly followed. The Irish International Dance Company was formed in 1996 and began performing “Spirit of the Dance” in London in September of that year, just a few months after the premiere of Michael Flatley’s “Lord of the Dance.” The company’s first run was a smashing success, far exceeding expectations and the show has been touring the world receiving awards and accolades ever since. The company now comprises six troupes, some touring and some in residence in venues around the U.S., including at the Golden Nugget in Las Vegas. Their combined performances have entertained more than 20 million people worldwide. The show has been updated and expanded since the company last toured Hawaii and is expected to wow audiences once again. “Spirit of the Dance” combines spectacular traditional Irish dances with other international styles including Flamenco and Salsa to create a captivating and electrifying show. Beautiful costumes, invigorating music and exquisite choreography all blend to highlight the seamless skill of the highly trained dancers, but it is their obvious joy in sharing these traditions that is most inspiring. This generosity of spirit is not confined to the boundaries of the performance hall: members of the company also presented outreach programs at two of Maui’s schools and taught a master class on Tuesday to introduce the techniques of Irish dance to Maui’s dancers. Anyone who enjoys lively productions and high-energy dance will find that this rare opportunity to see some of the world’s top performers of Irish dance makes for a very special and entertaining evening. The Irish International Dance Company’s big heart, bold spirit and flashy footwork are sure to leave Maui’s eyes a’ smiling.
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BAND NAME OF THE WEEK Thursday (tonight) at 9pm, Mulligan’s. I don’t know who they are, or what they sound like, but for no cover charge, it might be worth it to see (hopefully, curiosity won’t kill...) The Purple Kat & The Razor Blade.
JUNKIES’ JUBILEE The World Famous Beat Junkies, Thursday (tonight) at Hapa’s. Hip-hop, funk & soul done the right way, by DJ Rhettmatic.
AND FOR YOU B-BALL NUTS... Starting Thursday (that’s today) and continuing on for three weeks, NCAA leads their teams to the Finals in New Orleans. Catch this March Madness at your local sports bar.
RADIO REHAB FORTISSIMO 7-11pm Friday, on the Point 101.1FM with “Ace”, The Alt Rock/Metal/Punk Guru on the airwaves. Special guests tonight - Zero Tolerance, who open for Generic on Saturday, at DeanO’s. Catch a preview of Generic on 101.1FM, Saturday morning 10am-noon.
ROOTS, ROCK, REGGAE 9:45pm Saturday at Casanova in Makawao. The Waena Boyz with Chief Ragga. Also, Teoman, the Hawaiian Homeboy, Sista Danyel and special guests Marty Dread and the Kryptones.
HEDONICS ANONYMOUS Tuesday night at Maui Brews. A Hedonism Party which is a bon voyage for some Westside folks, encouraging costumes, sin, and cheap booze. Sounds like orgiasticbrewing trouble to me! I won’t be there, really.
THE EYESHADOWS Next Thursday at Hapa’s. Self-proclaimed “pop punk rock sticken sex kittens on a neverending quest for a musical love fix.” Oh, meow!
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BY COLE SMITHEY
Missing The Oscars The 2003 Oscar Race
Alison Lohman in “White Oleander” : Too fresh a talent for the Academy
As movie fans excitedly enter picks for their Oscar favorites in office pools across the country, the nominees are busy writing and rewriting acceptance speeches that may never see the bright lights of the Kodak stage. But burning questions about films and actors conspicuously missing from the list of Oscar nominations will make up considerable water cooler conversations about how and why certain remarkable cinematic efforts were shunned by the Academy. Alison Lohman's outstanding performance in "White Oleander" was every bit equal to Best Actress nominees Salma Hayek ("Frida"), Nicole Kidman ("The Hours"), Diane Lane ("Unfaithful"), Julianne Moore ("Far From Heaven") or Renee Zellweger ("Chicago”). Except "White Oleander" is Lohman's first 'big' film and she's too fresh a talent for the Academy to formally acknowledge with a nomination. Renee Zellweger should take home the sleek statue for her sensational work in "Chicago," if Julianne Moore's tempting dramatic fruit in "Far From Heaven" doesn't tip the scale in her favor. Nonetheless, Alison Lohman's name will be bandied about for a winning performance that firmly strikes anyone who's seen "White Oleander." Adrien Brody (Best Actor nomination for "The Pianist") would probably not give as eloquent an acceptance speech as the supremely experienced Michael Caine (nominated for "The Quiet American"), but Brody's startling performance in Polanski's exquisite film is something that will be
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highly revered throughout history. "The Pianist" promises to incarnate the fall guy for this year's Oscars based on the public's (and likely the Academy's) predisposition against Roman Polanski for his past sexual transgressions, but whose astonishing film should legitimately sweep the Oscars for Best Picture, Best Actor and Best Director. Those coveted honors will likely go to "Chicago" (for Best Picture), to Jack Nicholson (for Best Actor for his admirable yet wasted performance in the contemptible "About Schmidt"), and to Rob Marshall (Best Director - "Chicago"). The fact that Greg Kinnear's name is missing from the list of Best Actor nominees for his poignant work on Paul Schrader's "Auto Focus" signals the Academy's neglectful eye for Schrader's well-crafted biopic about television actor Bob Crane, which also included significant supporting actor work from Willem Dafoe. Of the Best Supporting Actor category, I trust that Chris Cooper (nominated for "Adaptation") will take home a figurine for his emotional high wire act in a flaky movie grounded by his fearless sense of flawed humanity. Ed Harris ("The Hours"), Paul Newman (""Road To Perdition"), John C. Reilly ("Chicago") and Christopher Walken (with frightful lipstick in "Catch Me If You Can") all did fine work, but none punctured the bubble of earthiness that Chris Cooper brings to bear on every strand of drama he touches. I still get the heebie-jeebies when I think of Kathy Bates' utterly unnecessary nude scene in "About Schmidt," for which she is nominated for Best Supporting Actress. If John Waters ("Pecker") had written and directed "About Schmidt," the movie wouldn't have garnered any
Oscar nominations, but it would have been entertaining, and the story's camp potential would've been pressed to a proper context. Catherine ZetaJones should breeze the Best Supporting Oscar for her show-stopping work on "Chicago," while Queen Latifah ("Chicago"), Julianne Moore ("The Hours") and Meryl Streep ("Adaptation") applaud pleasantly from their seats. The Academy loves to give awards for Best Original Screenplay to screenwriting teams who've pulled together to craft an overtly impressive script. The "Gangs of New York" script team of Jay Cocks, Steven Zaillian and Kenneth Lonergan should fit that bill ideally for their fascinating collaboration. Harvey Weinstein will have plenty to crow about on Oscar night, considering the heft of Oscar nominations that Miramax films have in the running. "Gangs of New York" is sure to garner Oscar weight somewhere out of its nine nominations that include Art Direction, Cinematography, Costume Design and Film Editing. All other contenders for Best Original Screenplay, (Pedro Almodovar - "Talk To Her," Alfonso and Carlos Cuaron - "Y Tu Mama Tambien," Todd Haynes - "Far From Heaven" and Nia Vardalos - "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"), pale by comparison to the vibrant script for "Gangs." The Oscar for Screenplay (Adaptation) should easily go to "Chicago." The most glaring omission from this year's Oscar nominations is director Fernando Meirelles' Brazilian slum gang epic "City of God" for the Best Foreign Language Film category. "City of God" is an honest and stylistically expansive depiction of three decades of gang warfare on the outskirts of Rio de Janeiro with non-actors playing their poverty-ridden lives for the camera. The only other film that approaches "City's" clear-eyed narrative about the merciless imagination of Brazil's downtrodden underclass is Hector Babenco's "Pixote" from more than 20-years ago.
Between the Foreign Language Film nominees, "Zus & Zo (the Netherlands) is liable to beat out "El Crimen del Padre Amaro (Mexico), "Hero" (China), "The Man Without a Past" (Finland) and "Nowhere In Africa" (Germany). For the Art Direction Oscar, "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" should keep the wolves at bay. The award for Cinematography should go to "Gangs of New York" over fellow nominees "Chicago," "Far From Heaven," "The Pianist" and "Road To Perdition." The Oscars for Costume Design, Film Editing and Song should all land easily in the lap of "Chicago." That leaves John Williams to take Oscar home for his original score for "Catch Me If You Can," and Julie Taymore's "Frida" to win for Makeup. "The Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers" should collect some heavy metal for Visual Effects, Art Direction, Sound, and Sound Editing. This last year was one of the best years in a long time for movies, but I wish the Academy had seen and understood the greater brilliance of "Spider-Man" over "The Hours." With only a nomination for Visual Effects, "Spider-Man" will at least get an honorable mention on Oscar night. My worst pang of Oscar pain will come when leftist poseur Michael Moore wins Best Documentary for "Bowling for Columbine" over Stacy Peralta's far superior but not nominated "Dogtown And Z-Boys," while beating out nominees "Winged Migration," "Daughter From Danang," "Prisoner of Paradise" and "Spellbound." Finally, Hayao Miyazaki's fantastic "Spirited Away" should positively capture Oscar glory for Animated Feature over "Ice Age," Lilo & Stitch," "Spirit; Stallion of the Cimarron" and "Treasure Planet." Personally, I'd enter Paul Schrader's "Auto Focus" wherever "About Schmidt" received a nomination, I'd enter "Spider-Man" wherever "The Hours" got a selection, and stamp "City of God" across all the names for Best Foreign Language Film. Those few curt measures would make this year's Academy Awards an immaculate race for a year's worth of water cooler bragging rights. Now all I need is a water cooler.
Greg Kinnear in “Auto Focus”: Another deserved-but-missing nomination
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MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theatre, 572-3456 Evelyn - PG - Wednesday 5, 7:30pm
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Wednesday, March 26 Evelyn 5:00 & 7:30pm, Castle Theater Bruce Beresford directs Pierce Brosnan, Julianna Margulies, Aidan Quinn, Stephen Rea and Alan Bates in this story of an Irish man's fight to keep his family intact. Unlike the depressing Angela's Ashes of a few year's ago, Evelyn is an uplifting testament to a father's love and the power of the human spirit to triumph over adversity. Joe Morgenstern of the Wall Street Journal loved this "surprising, entirely beguiling little film." And the NY Daily News recommended the "abundance of good humor that elevate it from the typical feel-good movie." Rated PG. 94min.Tickets: $7 w/MFF passport. $10 single.
New This Week BOAT TRIP - (R) - Comedy - Two friends (Cuba Gooding, Jr. & Horatio Sanz) are duped into taking a singles cruise, unaware that it's meant for gay couples. As the two find themselves having to assume alternate identities, comic situations ensue and romantic entanglements abound at sea. DREAMCATCHER - (R) - Suspense/Thriller - Four old friends reunite on a camping trip and discover something alien and sinister lurking in the woods. Stars Morgan Freeman, Jason Lee, and Thomas Jane. PIGLET’S BIG MOVIE - (G) - Animation - The tiniest member of the Winnie-the-Pooh gang leads his own adventure in the Hundred Acre Wood, as he finds his friends endangered and must set about saving them. A VIEW FROM THE TOP - (PG13) - Comedy Donna Jensen (Gwyneth Paltrow) is an idealistic young woman from a sleepy desert town who dreams of upgrading her existence into the glamorous, jet-setting lifestyle of an international firstclass attendant. Also stars Christina Applegate, Kelly Preston, Mike Myers, and Rob Lowe.
Now Showing AGENT CODY BANKS - (PG) - Action/Adventure - Young teen Cody Banks (Frankie Muniz) has all the problems of a typical kid - he hates homework and loves to hang out with his friends. What they don't know is that he's also a special agent trained by the CIA, with a full arsenal of gadgets behind him. The agency recruits Cody and sends him undercover as a student at a private school, where he must befriend a young girl in order to get close
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Local film “Night Marchers 2” to her scientist father. BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE - (PG13) - Comedy A divorced man (Steve Martin) finds love on the internet, but she (Queen Latifah) arrives it's evident she's not the woman he thought she was. Moving into his house and wreaking havoc on his life, she soon helps him to rediscover who he is and atone for the mistakes he's made in his personal life. CHICAGO - (PG13) - Musical - Based on the hit Broadway musical, Chicago is the story of Roxie Hart (Renee Zellweger) and Velma Kelly (Catherine ZetaJones), two murderesses and chorus girls who dance and drink their way to the top of fortune and infamy under the care of their 'razzle dazzle' lawyer, Billy Flynn (Richard Gere). CRADLE 2 THE GRAVE - (R) - Action/Adventure - The daughter of a skilled thief (DMX) is kidnapped and held ransom for jewels, which the thief sets about stealing with the help of a Taiwanese Intelligence Officer (Jet Li). DAREDEVIL - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - Matt Murdock (Ben Affleck), is a lawyer blinded by radioactive waste that renders the rest of his senses highly powerful, allowing him to become the superhero Daredevil, the man who knows no fear. At his side is the sleek Elektra (Jennifer Garner), as they go up against the evil Kingpin (Michael Clarke Duncan) and the assassin Bullseye (Colin Farrell). THE GURU - (R) - Comedy - A man (Jim Mistry) travels from India to the United States with dreams of becoming the next big dance celebrity, but winds up becoming a highly popular sex therapist on the talk show circuit. Also stars Heather Graham and Marisa Tomei. HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN TEN DAYS - (PG13) Romantic Comedy - A regular ladies man (Matthew McConaughey) bets his friends that he can stay in a relationship for more than 10 days. Unluckily for him, however, the girl (Kate Hudson) that he picks just happens to try to get rid of him almost immediately. THE HUNTED - (R) - Action/Adventure - A FBI deepwoods special agent (Tommy Lee Jones) must track down an assassin (Benicio Del Toro) he once trained, who is now making sport out of killing deer hunters. When the killer escapes, the agent has to team up with another agent to track him down. JUNGLE BOOK 2 - (G) - Animation - Continuing the classic story of The Jungle Book, as the boy Mowgli has now grown into a young man and longs to return to the jungle to see his old friends, including the loveable Baloo. Leaving behind his girlfriend Shanti, Mowgli sets off into the jungle not knowing that the sinister tiger Shere Khan is plotting his revenge. LIFE OF DAVID GALE - (R) - Drama - A devoted father and respected professor (Kevin Spacey) finds himself on Death Row for the rape and murder of a fellow activist (Laura Linney) due to a strange twist of fate. With only 3 days left before he is scheduled to be executed, he grants an interview to a journalist (Kate Winslet) - who soon discovers that she holds the very life of this man in her hands. NIGHT MARCHERS 2 - (NR) - Action/Adventure - A fantasy action packed adventure of the mythological Hawaiian Ka’ai that are discovered in 1946 and recovered to present day. The Ka’ai are stolen for profit, and
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Menehunes help in the quest to return them to their sacred resting place. The Night Marchers rise from the dead of battle to waylay anyone who is disrespectful to the ‘aina. OLD SCHOOL - (R) - Comedy - A trio of thirty-something buddies try to recapture the outrageous, irrepressible fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus fraternity. Mitch (Luke Wilson), Frank (Will Ferrell) and Beanie (Vince Vaughn) have all reached a crossroads in their lives. They can choose to be responsible adults, with wives, families and steady jobs.or they can postpone adulthood in favor of the reckless abandon of frat house living with all of the fun, and none of the education. No contest. THE PIANIST - (R) - Drama - Based on the autobiography of Wladyslaw Szpilman, a man who survived the Nazi occupation of Poland in a desperate Warsaw ghetto. He struggled to stay alive and would eventually succeed in finding his artistic gifts once again. THE QUIET AMERICAN - (R) - Drama - Set in Vietnam, a bitter British opium addict (Michael Caine) and a young American soldier (Brendan Fraser) compete for the love of a beautiful Vietnamise woman. Based on the novel by Graham Greene. SHANGHAI KNIGHTS - (PG13) - Action/Comedy - In this sequel to Shanghai Noon, Chon Wang (Jackie Chan) and Roy O'Bannon (Owen Wilson) head to England in pursuit of the man who killed Chon's estranged father. Meanwhile, Chon's sister Lin has also come to Britain for the same purpose, and discovers a plot to murder the Royal Family along the way. TEARS OF THE SUN - (R) - Action/Adventure - A Special-Ops commander (Bruce Willis) leads a group of men into the jungles of Nigeria in order to rescue a kidnapped doctor and 70 fellow refugees. WILLARD - (PG13) - Suspense/Thriller - Remake of the 70's horror film, about a lonely, cast off man (Crispin Glover) whose only friends are the rats that he raises at home. When one of the rats is killed at work, Willard releases his rage on those who have tormented him.
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KA`AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Bringing Down The House - PG13 - Th (12:35, 1:15, 2:55), 4:15, 5:15, 7:05, 7:40, 9:30, 10, Fr-W (12:35, 2:55), 5:15, 7:40, 10 Chicago - PG13 - D (1:15), 4:30, 7:20, 9:55 Cradle 2 The Grave - R - D (12:35, 2:50), 5:05, 7:30, 9:50 Dreamcatcher - R - Fr-W (1), 4:05, 7:05, 10 How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days - PG13 - Th (1), 4:15, 7:10, 9:45 The Quiet American - R - D (12:30, 2:50), 5:10, 7:35, 9:55 A View From The Top - PG13 - Fr-W (1, 3:15), 5:30, 7:45, 9:50
KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Agent Cody Banks - PG13 - Th, Su-W (1:30), 5:30, 8, Fr-Sa (12:30, 3:15), 5:15, 7:30, 10:10 Bringing Down The House - PG13 - Th, Su-W (1:45), 5:30, 7:50, Fr-Sa (12:45, 3), 5:30, 7:45, 10:05 Chicago - PG13 - Th, Su-W (1:15), 5:10, 7:45, Fr-Sa (12:15, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 10:15 Dreamcatcher - R - Fr-Sa (12, 3:30), 7, 9:45, Su-W (1), 5, 7:55 Tears Of The Sun - Th (1), 5, 7:30
FRONT STREET THEATERS 900 Front Street, 249–2222 Chicago - PG13 - Th (4), 7, 10 Cradle 2 The Grave - PG13 - Th 7:15 Dreamcatcher - R - Fr, M-W (3:45), 6:45, 9:45, SaSu (12:45), 3:45, 6:45, 9:45 The Hunted - R - Th (4:30), 7:30, 10, Fr, M-W (4), 7, 10, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 10 The Life of David Gale - R - Th (4:15), 9:55 Tears Of The Sun - R - Th (3:45), 6:45, 9:45, Fr, MW (4:15), 7:15, 9:55, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, 9:55 A View From The Top - PG - Fr, M-W (4:30), 7:30, 10, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:30, 7:30, 10
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* with MFF passport (5 films - $35) • $10 - single tickets Phone: 572-3456 • www.mauifilmfestival.com
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Maui Mall, 249–2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee $ Agent Cody Banks - PG - Th (1:20, 4:15), 7:30, 9:50, Fr (2:20, 4:45), 7:15, 9:40, Sa-Su (12, 2:20), 4:45, 7:15, 9:40, M-W (12, 2:20, 4:45), 7:15, 9:40 Boat Trip - R - Fr (2:10, 4:30), 7:30, 10, Sa-Su (11:50, 2:10), 4:30, 7:30, 10, M-W (11:50, 2:10, 4:30), 7:30, 10 Daredevil - PG13 - Th (1:10, 4:20), 7:25, 9:55, Fr (2, 4:30), 7:10, 9:35, Sa-Su (11:35, 2), 4:30, 7:10, 9:35, M-W (11:35, 2, 4:30), 7:10, 9:35 The Guru - R - Th (4:10), 10 The Hunted - R - Th (1:15, 1:45, 4:15, 4:45), 7:10, 7:30, 9:30, 9:50, Fr (1:50, 2:15, 4:15, 4:45), 7, 7:30, 9:20, 10, Sa-Su (11:30, 12, 1:50, 2:15), 4:15, 4:45, 7, 7:30, 9:20, 10, M-W (11:30, 12, 1:50, 2:15, 4:15, 4:45), 7, 7:30, 9:20, 10 Jungle Book 2 - G - Th (1:30, 3:20, 5:15), Fr (1:45, 3:45, 5:45), 7:45, Sa-Su (11:45, 1:45), 3:45, 5:45, 7:45, M-W (11:45, 1:45, 3:45, 5:45), 7:45 Life of David Gale - R - Th 7:05, 9:55 Night Marchers 2 - NR - Th (1:15, 3:15, 5:15), 7:15, 9:15, Fr (1:45, 3:45, 5:45), 7:45, 9:45, Sa-Su (11:45, 1:45), 3:45, 5:45, 7:45, 9:45, M-W (11:45, 1:45, 3:45, 5:45), 7:45, 9:45 Old School - R - Th (1:25, 4:25), 7:35, 9:45, Fr (2:05, 4:20), 7:15, 9:25, Sa-Su (11:55, 2:05), 4:20, 7:15, 9:25, M-W (11:55, 2:05, 4:20), 7:15, 9:25 The Pianist - R - Th (1), 6:45, Fr-W 9:30 Piglet’s Big Movie - G - Fr (1:30, 3:30, 5:30), 7:30, Sa-Su (11:30, 1:30, 3:30), 5:30, 7:30, M-W (11:30, 1:30, 3:30, 5:30), 7:30 Shanghai Knights - PG13 - Th (1:05, 4:05), 7:20, 9:50, Fr (1:30, 4:10), 7:05, 9:50, Sa-Su (1:30), 4:10, 7:05, 9:50, M-W (1:30, 4:10), 7:05, 9:50 Tears Of The Sun - R - Th (1, 1:30, 4, 4:30), 7, 7:15, 9:40, 10, Fr (1:15, 4), 7, 9:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (1:15), 4, 7, 9:30, 9:45, M-W (1:15, 4), 7, 9:30, 9:45 Willard - PG13 - Th (1:35, 4), 7, 9:25, Fr (2, 4:25), 7:25, 9:55, Sa-Su (11:40, 2), 4:25, 7:25, 9:55, M-W (11:40, 2, 4:25), 7:25, 9:55
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658 Front Street, 249–2222 Agent Cody Banks - PG - Th (11:45, 2:15, 4:45), 7:15, 9:40, Fr, M-W (11:45, 2:15, 4:45), 7:15, 9:30, Sa-Su (11:45, 2:15), 4:45, 7:15, 9:30 Boat Trip - R - Fr, M-W (12, 2:30, 5), 7:30, 9:50, SaSu (12, 2:30), 5, 7:30, 9:50 Bringing Down The House - PG13 - Th (11:30, 2, 4:30), 7, 9:30, Fr, M-W (11:30, 2, 4:30), 7, 9:40, SaSu (11:30, 2), 4:30, 7, 9:40 Old School - R - Th (12, 2:30, 5), 7:30, 9:50
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Spirit of the Dance - Thru March 23. Powerful, show stopping Irish Dance combines with the passionate Latino rhythms of Flamenco and Red-Hot Salsa. Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Generic - Saturday, March 22. With Zero Tolerance. Presented by 101.1FM. Tickets: $10, $8 in advance. 9:30pm, DeanO’s Maui Pizza Cafe, Kihei, 891-2200. Go Jimmy Go - Saturday, March 22. Ska Summit Send-Off Party! 8pm, Anna Bannana's, Oahu, 220-4941. Los Angeles Guitar Quartet - Sunday, March 23. This show is SOLD OUT! 5pm, McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.
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Urban Tap in Full Cycle - March 27. A combination of Brazilian capoeira and American hip-hop with tap and live music. 7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. The Eyeshadows - March 27-29. All-girl, party poppunk rock group from California. Thursday at Hapa’s w/VooDoo Suns, Friday at Hard Rock Cafe w/Anesthesia, Saturday at Casanova. Tickets: $10. Bomb Diggitty - March 29. Hawaiian & Reggae extravaganza. Tickets: $20. 2pm, A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469. Local Licks II - An Evening of Acoustic Music - March 29-30. Featuring Singer/songwriters: Pat Simmons (Doobie Brothers), Norton Buffalo (Legendary harmonica player, songwriter), Barry Flanagan (Multi Hoku winner, Hapa), Steve Sargenti & Gail Swanson (Maui singers/songwriters). Seabury Hall (Sat.), Hapa’s (Sun.), 573-1239. Ho’okena - April 5. The six-time Na Hoku Hanohano Award winning band is a group that “satisfies one’s thirst” for Hawaiian music new and old. 7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Margaret Cho - April 13. Tickets: $45, $29.50. 7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Ozomatl - April 22. All ages welcome. Tickets: $20. 7pm,
Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, charge by phone: 1 (877) 750-4400. Sum 41 - May 5. All ages welcome. Tickets on sale March 22: $20. 7pm, Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, charge by phone: 1 (877) 750-4400.
DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI
BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed., Thurs. and Fri.; Harry Troupe, Sat.; Kaleo Phillips, Sun.; Benny Uyetake, Mon.; Maurice Bega, Tue.; All sets from 810:30pm. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thurs., Sat., and Wed.; Harry Troupe, Fri.; Gail Swanson, Sat., Mon. and Tues. All sets from 4:30-7:30 and 8-11pm. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thu. & Fri.; Kawiko Lum Ho, Sat.; Ernest Pua’a, Sun.; Brian Haia, Mon.; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue.; Ernest Pua’a, Wed. All sets from 6:30-9:30pm. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474. Hula Grill - Ernest Pua’a and Brian Kaui Haia, Thurs.; Ernest Pua’a, Kawika Lum Ho & Brian Haia, Fri.; Maurice Bega, Da Ukulele Boys, Sat.; Kawika Lum Ho, Da Ukulele Boys, Sun.; Kawika Lum Ho, Albert Kaina & Brian Kaui Haia, Mon.; Jarret Roback, Don Kaulia & Albert Kaina, Tues.; Ernest Pua’a, Brian Kaui Haia & Roy Kato, Wed. Live music is from 3-5 and 7-9:30pm. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Live music 6:30-9pm Mon., Wed., Fri. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787. Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue., Thu.; Randy Reno, Sat.; Sets from 6-9pm. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, 7-8:30pm Wed. thru Sun. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, 4-6pm Thu.; Classic rock with JD & Mario, 3-6pm Fri.; Anastasia Gilliam & friends, 3:30-6pm Sat.; Kilohana, 3:30-6pm Sun.; Jarret Roback, 4-6pm Wed. 2435
Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495. Maui Brews - Jonah Livin Band, 6-10pm, Fri. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7794. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Bruddah Damien, 6:30pm, Sat.; Jonah Livin, 6:30pm, Sun. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurante Pianist Rene Alonzo & Friends play light rock, country, and blues, during happy hour on Thursdays from 3-6, and Saturdays from 6-9. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666. Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Hawaiian Style), Thurs.; Greg DiPiazza (Classic Rock N Roll), Fri.; Ed Truthan (Versatile Contemporary Rock N Roll), Sat.; Erik Pietsch (if you like Jimmy Buffet, you will love Erik), Mon.; Ricardo Dioso (Flamenco Guitar), Tues.; Rene Alonzo (New Orleans Style Piano), Wed.; All 69pm. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steak House - Dinner jazz with Eve Moffatt, 6-9pm Mon. and Tues. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, Kaanapali, 667-7477. Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincaid Basques, 7:30-9:30pm Wed. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500. Whale’s Tale Bar & Grill - Eric Pietsch, Thurs.; Greg diPiazza, Sat.; Cryin’ Out Loud, Sun.; Eric Pietsch, Mon.; Patrick Major, Tues.; Armadillo, Wed. All sets from 69pm. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4044.
SOUTH MAUI
Capische? – Joyce and Gord, Wed. & Thu.; Esther Godinez (vocals) Salvador Godinez (piano), & Ed Connors (bass) perform a mix of standards, bossa nova and original music, 7-10pm Fri. & Sat. Call ahead for details. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. KKO Kai Ku Ono – Lono, Thu. thru Sat.; Kawika, Sun.; Howard Ahia, Mon.; Kenny Roberts, Wed.; all sets 6-9pm. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 875-1007. LuLu’s - Patrick Major, 4-7pm Thu. 1945-H S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, 6:30-9pm, Thurs., Fri. & Sun.; Miguel Maldonado Quartet, Sat. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill – Mark Johnston solo piano, Wed. thru Sun.; Brian Cuomo solo piano Mon. & Tues. Sets from 7-10pm. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Margarita’s Beach Cantina – Cool Steel, 5-7pm Friday. 101 S. Kihei Rd., 879-5311. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, 7-10pm Thu. & Sun. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, 6-9pm Fri.; Guitarist Luis Diaz, 6-9pm Sat. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Thu., Fri. & Wed.; Guitar & vocals w/ Brado, Sat.; Patrick Major, Sun.; Steel drums & sax w/ Brian Wittman, Mon. & Tue. All from 6-10pm. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.
CENTRAL MAUI
Manana Garage – Neto & Friends, 6:30pm Thu. & Fri.; Fortunato’s Magic, 7pm Fri.; Neto & Hot Salsa, Sat.; Neto Peraza, Tue.; Bobby & Tula, 6:30pm Wed. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.
UPCOUNTRY MAUI
CLOSE SUND S AY! NOW PLAYING! MARCH 19-23, 2003 Maui Arts & Cultural Center
CALL 242-SHOW(7469) Tickets also available at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center Box Office.
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Jacque’s - Greg DiPiazza & Tato Duo, 7-10:30pm Mon. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Live music 7-10pm Thu. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe - Jazz w/ Eve Moffatt, 6:30-9:30pm Fri.; Bo Shores on guitar & Andrea Wells on violin, 6-9pm Sun.; Vintage Hawaiian tunes w/Ginger & Robin, 69pm Wed. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.
RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI
Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Ed Truthan w/ contemporary classics, Thurs.; Patrick Major, Fri.; Wayne & Friends, Sat.; Ed & Ron, Sun.; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon.; Scott Baird & Friends w/ contemporary music, Tues.; Howard Ahia w/ Hawaiian music, Wed.; all
5:30-9:30pm. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 “Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” 6:30pm Mon., Wed., Fri., & Sun. in the Swan Court. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:30-9:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thurs., Sun.-Tue.; Larry Gollis, Fri-Sat.; Stephanie Anderson, Wed. "Drums of the Pacific" luau by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Black Rock Illusions dinner show at 5:30pm Sun., Tue. & Thu. in the Kanahele Room; Ka’anapali Serenaders, 6-9:30pm Sat.; Free hula show 6:30-7:30 nightly; Auntie Aloha’s Breakfast Luau, 8:15am Mon.Fri.; Paniolo Barbecue w/ live music & dancing, 6pm Mon.; Sunday champagne brunch w/ Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9am-1pm. Kapalua Bay Hotel / Kapalua Bay Hotel, A Luxury Collection Resort 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Solo pianist from 6-9:30 nightly. Gardenia Court: Hawaiian guitar, 11am-1:30pm Sun.; Lehua Lounge: Hawaiian guitarist 5:30-9:30 nightly. Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500 Sea House Restaurant: Kincaid Basques, Sun.Tue.; Albert Kaina, Wed.; Kincaid & Albert, Thu.; Napili Kai Foundation Polynesian Dinner Show, 6pm Fri.; Kincaid Basques, Sat.; All shows from 7-9pm unless otherwise noted. Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Reiko, solo guitarist & vocalist beginning at 5:30pm nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae 6:15-9:45pm Fri.-Tue. Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/ Eddie Lilikoi & Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian & Polynesian songs and dances at 5 nightly. Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar entertainment w/ hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu., Mon. & Tue.; Ralph & Allan, Fri.; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat. & Sun.; Nathan & Ralph, Wed.; Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7 to 8 nightly. The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Tropica: Bobby Ingram Trio, Sun., Wed. & Sat.; JD Band, Tue.; Keoki Kahumoku, Mon., all 7-9pm; Fortunato’s magic 6:30-8:30pm Tue., Thu. & Sat.
SOUTH MAUI
Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo & Alan Villeran, 5:30-7:30pm, jazz with Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Thu.; Contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:3011:30pm Fri.; Island Style Trio, 5:30-7:30pm w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30pm Sat. & Mon.; Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, 8:30-11:30pm Sun.; Tiffany Lee & Josh 8:3011:30pm Mon. & Sat. Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:30-11:30pm Wed. Sunset torchlighting nightly. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry Golis, Thu.; Brian Mansano, Fri.; Ricardo, Sat.; Luis Diaz, Sun.-Tue.; Mitch Kepa, Wed.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly. The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Outrigger Wailea Resort 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/ hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradyse & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon., Tue., Thu., Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900
DA KINECALENDAR currently enrolled as a high school senior in Maui County. Submissions due by March 21. Call 661-3271. Maui Community Food Bank's 2003 Annual Food Drive - Thru April 19. We are accepting food donations during the food drive period at the warehouse location, 330 Hoohana St., Bay 17, Kahului, from the hours of 7 a.m. to 3 p.m., M-F or at any of the Fire Stations on Maui. Call 877-4357. Camp Imua T-Shirt Design Contest - Due by April 1. For more information, call 244-7467 x152. SCA Conservation Crew Summer Volunteers - 4-weeks. Crew members will complete three weeks of trail work in the Haleakala backcountry and will participate in a Hawaiian cultural and natural history education week. Meals and lodging are provided during the work periods. Applications must be sent to SCA and received by March 1. For applications: 873-3101. The Art of Trash - at Queen Kaahumanu Center. The state's most environmentally conscious art exhibition celebrating recycling! Enter that art piece you've been thinking about for years. Start collecting materials today and finish your work of art by April 5th. Entry forms are at all Public Libraries and Queen Kaahumanu Center Customer Service Booth. Call 572-6668.
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Aloha Ballroom Dance Academy Fundraiser Dance @ Hapa’s Sunset Terrace; Jamie Lawrence, Tue.-Sat.; solo guitarist Sun. & Mon., 6-9pm Wailea Sunset Luau, 68:30pm Tue., Thu. and Sat. Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian &contemporary guitar & vocals, 6-10:30pm Sun., 68:30pm Tue., Thu. and Sat. Mele ‘Ohana duo, 6 -8pm Mon., Wed. and Fri., 8:30-10:30pm Mon.-Sat. and 9am-1pm Mon., Wed. and Fri.
EAST MAUI
Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, 6:309:30pm Thu.-Sun.; Hula show, 7:30-8:15pm every Thu. and Sun. in the Main Dining Room.
WORKSHOPS
University of Hawaii Center Maui is pleased to be offering the Post-Baccalaureate Certificate in Secondary Education (PBSCE) and the Master of Education in Special Education (Med SPED) programs. For more information, call 984-3525. ESL Classes Offered - 9am-12pm Tues., Thur. & Fri., at Hui Malama Learning Center, Wailuku – English as a Second Language (ESL) classes offering multiskills instruction. For more info, call 244-5911. Sing Your Heart out! with Louise Lambert Beginners to Karaoke singers to Grammy Winners! Gain range expansion,flexibility, power, stamina, breath control,harmonizing and the joy of singing! Weekly in Kihei and Pukalani. Call 875-1891. Workshop "Transcending the Burden of Care Through Poetry" - 9am-8pm, Kaiser Permanente, Wailuku conference room. Caregiving through poetry presented by Frances Kakugawa. Call 871-5150.
provided by the Japanese Consulate of Honolulu.
SaturDAY, March 22
Compassionate Communication in Relationships - 10am-5pm, at Ohana Makamae, Hana. Sponsored by East Maui Domestic Violence Task Force. For more info, call 248-7808.
SunDAY, March 23
Beginning Swing & Salsa Dance - 5-6pm, at Hapa’s in Kihei. With professional ballroom dance instructor/choreographer Rita O’Connor. For more info, call 879-9001.
MONDAY, March 24
Spring Break Art Camp for Teens - Thru March 28, 2-4pm, Upcountry. Surfboard Art – Designing and Airbrushing your own Board! Students need to bring their own blank surfboard or sailboard to class. For more info, call 572-6560. Country Line-Dancing Lessons - 7-8:30pm, at Lahaina Cannery Mall. Call Cynda Hearn at 661-5304. Lahaina Arts Society’s Outreach Arts Program - 3-5pm, Central Maui Boys and Girls Club, Wailuku. Free public classes. All materials provided. Ages 5-18. For more info, call 874-3104.
WEDNESDAY, March 26
The Art of Singing - 6:30pm, in Olinda at the Kapila Institute. All Ages, All Levels, all Styles. Call 572-7100.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Na Mele O Maui Scholarship Program Seeking Applicants - Its purpose is to provide financial assistance to students pursuing a college education for Hawaiian Studies. All applicants must be
DOH’s Free HIV Counseling/Testing – No appointment necessary. For more info, times or locations, call the Dept. of Health at 984-2129. Free HIV Counseling/Testing by Drop In or by Appointment. Confidential and Anonymous. Testing hours are Monday thru Friday 8:30am-4:30pm and on Wednesdays until 7pm at 1935 Main Street, Wailuku, Call 242-4900 for information. The Maui AIDS Foundation HIV/AIDS Prevention and Education department offers free HIV/AIDS, STD and Viral Hepatitis training and education. If you have workplace, group or organization in need or this information, please contact Dean Wong at 242-4900 ext. 113. GE Issues Discussion - Would you like to help inform the Maui community about the dangers of genetically engineered foods? Would you simply like to become better informed yourself? A group of concerned citizens is forming to increase public awarness of the issues surrounding GE foods, pharmcrops (pharmaceuticals/industrial chemicals engineered into food crops such as corn), etc. Call 572-3779 to leave a message or 572-5831 to learn more. The Maui AIDS Foundation Asian & Pacific Islander Support Network invites local Hawaiian, Asian and Pacific Islander gay, bisexual or questioning men to join a weekly Na Kane Hula Halau with Kuma Hula Kekoa Yap, Wednesdays at 3pm. The Halau is free and open to beginners as well as experienced dancers. For location and information call Dean, John or Hale at 2424900. Kihei Youth Center Needs Adult Volunteers For health & fitness programs as well as cultural activites. Call Amber at 879-8698 for more info. Haiku Community Association Seeks Volunteers - Contact Tim Wolfe at 575-7474. Hale Kau Kau Volunteers Needed - 3:30-6:30pm, located at St. Theresa's Catholic Church, Kihei. Volunteers are needed for meal prep, serve, &
cleanup. Donations of food and/or funds accepted. Contact Marie Osaki @ 875-8754. Maui Friends of the Library Used Bookstore 8am-4pm, Mon.-Sat. Central Maui. Accepts donations of books & can always use energetic volunteer help. Call 871-6563. Maui Artists Program - Many of Maui's finest resident artists display & discuss their original works at Four Seasons Resort Maui on Wed., Fri. & Sun. 8am1:30pm. For more info, call 874-8000. East Maui Animal Refuge - 9am Thu. at refuge, 25 Malu Aina Place, Haiku, for volunteer orientation meetings & tours. Call Sylvan @ 572-8308. 9th Life Cat Sanctuary – 1pm Thu., Haiku. Volunteer orientation meeting. Call Lela; 573-7877.
EVENTS
20th Annual Spring Renewal Sufi Camp March 21-28, at YMCA Camp Keanae. Featuring Timothy Dobson, Leilah Be, Kumu Hulu Aulii Mitchell, Children's Camp, & Yoga with Mirka Kraftsow. For more info, call 248-8355. Maui Raceway Park - 5-11pm Friday & Saturday, Central Maui. For more info, call Aimee at 281-1273. Lahaina Cannery Mall's 16th Anniversary
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THURSDAY, March 20
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FriDAY, March 21
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Lahaina Arts Society’s Outreach Arts Program - 3-5pm, West Maui Boys and Girls Club, Lahaina. Also, Upcountry Boys and Girls Club, Makawao. Free public classes. All materials provided. Ages 5-18. For more info, call 874-3104.
Evening Lecture on Japanese Culture Singing the Heart/Soul of Japan - 7-9pm, at Science 10A at Maui Community College. Presented by: Dr. Christine Yaho, professor of anthropology at University of Hawaii, who will be sharing her knowledge and experience in an absorbing evening centered on enka, a look at the popular music of Japan. Mr. Roy Otake, a karaoke instructor with the Ala Wai Karaoke Club, studied under the Japanese celebrity and singer, Masao Koga, and is a master of the styles and types of contemporary Japanese popular music, the songs with which one builds memories. Sponsored by the Japanese Language Teachers of Maui under a grant
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DA KINECALENDAR 891-2949. Unity Church of Maui Presents Noted Author - 9 & 11am. Noted author Barbara Marx Hubbard will host a talk entitled "The meaning of our crises - the purpose of our power - a vision of our future." For more info, call 242-9327. A Gathering For World Peace - 8pm, upcountry. A Healing Event of Peace, Song & Dance. Call 2838754 for more information. Maui’s Best Gift & Craft Show - 9am-4pm, Lahaina Civic Center. $1 Admission benefits South Maui Learning ‘Ohana. For info, call 879-7594. Allen Davis on Solo Guitar - 5:30-8:30pm, in the East Wing of the Shops at Wailea. Swap Meet at the Kihei Open Market - 9am4pm, on Piilani Highway past Tesoro, off Ohukai Street, Kihei. Call 283-0461 or 870-4011.
MONDAY, March 24
Look into our eyes....The Eyeshadows will rock your world! Celebration - Saturday & Sunday. Hawaiian entertainment, free birthday cake, an ice carving demonstration, ice cream eating contests, giveaways and prizes galore! For more info, call 661-5304. Art Maui 2003 - Thru April 5, in the Schaefer International Gallery, MACC. A unique and electrifying multimedia mix by established and emerging artists. Founded 25 years ago, Art Maui remains one of the most respected and prestigious juried exhibits in the state. Gallery hours: Daily, 11am - 5pm & before Castle Theater shows and during intermission. Free. Whale Information Station - 8:30am-3:30pm daily, at McGregor Point Lookout. Staffed by Pacific Whale Foundation's knowledgeable naturalists. McGregor Point is on Route 30, Honoapiilani Highway, between Maalaea and Lahaina. Call 249-8811.
THURSDAY, March 20
Maui Young Business Roundtable General Membership Meeting - 5:30pm, at the Maui High Performance Computing Center. For info, call 2426102. Spring Fashions Presented by D International Modeling Agency - 7pm, on the Queen Kaahumanu Center's Queen’s Stage. Waikamoi Hike - 9am, at Hosmer Grove shelter (6800 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. 3hour, 3-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400. Lahaina Toastmaster’s Meeting - 6pm, at the Lahaina Civic Center Auditorium. For more info, call 662-0455 or 875-1166. Rotary Club of Wailuku - 7am, at Maui Tropical Plantation. Cost of the breakfast is $9. Call Jennifer Bohlin @ 244-0908. Weekly Gathering of Maui's Top Artists 8:30am, on the grounds of Keolahou Hawaiian Church, in North Kihei. Call Michael Stark at 879-9337. Country Dance - 8-9:30pm, at the Mayor Tavares Community Center in Pukalani. Ballroom dancers and beginners always welcome. Call 661-8639 for info. Maui Executive Association - 7:15-8:30am. Business to business lead generating organization. Breakfast meetings. Call Joni Brotherton at 244-1464. Kiwanis Club of Maui - 12pm, at Maui Beach Hotel. Call Kathy Suguitan @ 893-2088. Rotary Club of Lahaina - 12-1pm, at the Royal Lahaina Hotel's Alii Room. Contact Tanya Every, President, at 242-7882.
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FRIDAY, March 21
Ha'iku Tea Party Presents: Hemp 101 - 6:30pm, at Ha'iku Community Center. Hemp advocate Abby Grochowski of The Hemp Stock and her rousing, educational, truthful, political lecture. Free. For more info, call Dave at 573-1194. Wailuku Hongwanji Mission's Annual Sushi Fundraiser - Orders of 10 or more rolls will be delivered in the Wailuku-Kahului area. For those who wish to pick up their sushi at the temple, the pick up time will be 7:30-9am. Cost: $3.50 per roll. Call 244-0406. Chris Planas & Third Degree - 9:30-10:30am, at Kihei Community Center. Come and enjoy and exciting blend of American blues styles spanning from the 1940's up to the present day in a program titled "Blues Alive and Well." $1 donation. For info, call 270-7308. Maui County Youth Summit for Underage Drinking Information Table - 6:30-8pm, in Centercourt of the Queen Kaahumanu Center. Performance Te Tiare Patitifa - 7pm, at Queen Kaahumanu Center. Sliding Sands Hike - 9am, Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. 2hour, 2-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400. Rotary Club of Maui Upcountry - 7:15am, Pukalani Community Center. Guests are welcome. Call Rick Woodford at 877-0027. No Ka Oi Toastmasters Club - 12-1pm, at old MEO location on Kane Street. Communication training. Call 874-5263. Open to public. Friday Night is Art Night in Lahaina - 7-10pm. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town for special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free & open to the public! Call Theo Morrison at 667-9194. Aloha Friday Craft Fair - 9am-2pm, Outrigger Wailea Resort. Maui artisans display and sell their handcrafted island products, part of award-winning Ho'olokahi cultural program. For info, call 879-1922.
SATURDAY, March 22
Uncle Wayne Family Whalewatch - 3-5pm, on the double-deck catamaran Ocean Odyssey out of Maalaea Harbor. Maui’s top children’s entertainer along with Pacific Whale Foundation educators guide this cruise! For info, call 249-8811. Ho`omau 2003 - 16th Annual Benefit Concert for Punana Leo O Maui Preschool - 9am, at Maui Botanical Gardens. Featuring Richard Hoopii,
Palani Vaughn, Kawika Kahiapo & a lot more! Also enjoy our keiki zone, live and silent auction, ono food, and crafts! For more info, call 244-5676. Performance by King Kekaulike High School Band - 12:30-1:30pm, at Queen Kaahumanu Center. Performance by Maui Dance Council - 2pm, on the Queen’s Stage at Queen Kaahumanu Center. AARP's Annual Free Tax-Aide Program - 9am12pm, at Kahului Union Church Hall. Free income tax assistance to the elderly and others with low to moderate incomes. For info, call Dorothy Hew at 572-8633. A Fashion Extravaganza - 7pm, at the Iao Theater. If the Shoe Fits Presents fashion, sprinkled with ballroom dancing, and a Tahitian revue! For more info, call 249-9710. Keiki Ocean Discovery Time - 10am, PWF Marine Resource Center at the Harbor Shops, Maalaea. Free program led by marine educators w/crafts, activities and stories. For ages 4 to10. Free Junior Naturalist bag for all participants. For more info, call 249-8811. Seaside Stories on "Marine Mysteries" - 11am, Children’s section at Borders Books & Music, Kahului. The program is free and is conducted by the marine education staff of Pacific Whale Foundation for kids age 4-10. For information, call 249-8811. Maui Marine C.O.R.E. Service Project Conserving Ocean Resources through Education is a free program for for all youth in grades 8 - 12. For information, call Pacific Whale Foundation at 249-8811. Maui's Swap Meet - 7am-1pm, Puunene Ave. in Kahului. Maui's largest flea market is a great place to shop for unique, home-made, hand crafted, quality products at reasonable prices. Admission is 50 cents and free after 12:30pm. For more info, call 877-3100.
SUNDAY, March 23
Java Jazz Cafe Featuring Mayor Arakawa, JoAnn Johnson & Brian Blundell - 6-8pm. Come with your questions and concerns about West Maui. For info, call 667-0836. “Return to Mu” - 8:30pm, on AKAKU TV, Channel 53. Surf guitar legend Merrell Fankhauser’s video documentary combines a history of surf rock with new performance footage. For info, call 871-5554. Fundraiser Dance for Aloha Ballroom Dance Academy - 6-9pm, at Hapa’s in Kihei. For Maui’s new, educational ballroom & latin dance nonprofit organization. Featuring an introductory dance lesson, Louise Lambert & Neto Peraza! For more info, call
Playdance Spring Break Day Camp - 8:30am, on the grounds of Keolahou Hawaiian Church and Kenolio Recreation Center. A drama and dance day camp program for children in grades two through eight. For more info, call Heather Taylor at 984-1440. Waikamoi Hike - 9am, at Hosmer Grove shelter (6800 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. 3hour, 3-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400. Maui Camera Club - 6pm, at the Hale Mahaolu Elima Community Meeting Room, Kahului, off of Kamehameha Avenue. Call Carolyn Pavloff at 2421033 for more info. Oral HIV Testing - 10am-1pm at Keolahou Church in Kihei. Call Takako @ Dept of Health @ 984-2129. Rotary Club of Kahului - 12-1pm, at the Dunes Restaurant. For more info, call David Cain @ 242-9350 or President Bob Yeager @ 244-1130. A Course in Miracles - A Study/Reading Group - 6:30-8:30pm, at Unity Church, Wailuku. By donation. For info, call Michael or Richard @ 2429327. Needlework-in-Progress - 6-8pm. Bring any piece of needlework (quilting, needlepointing, x-stitch) for help, encouragement, or technique instruction. Contact Dolphine or Ruth Ann at 662-8554.
TUESDAY, March 25
AARP's Annual Tax-Aide Program - 9am-12pm, at Lahaina Civic Center. Free income tax assistance to the elderly and others with low to moderate incomes. Call Dorothy Hew at 572-8633 for more info. Sliding Sands Hike - 9am, Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. 2hour, 2-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400. Free Guided Whalewatching - 7:30-8am, from Wailea Ocean Path Shoreline by the Maui Outrigger (near the telescope). For info, call 249-8811. HIV Counseling & Testing Clinic - 8:00-11:30 a.m. and 1:00-3:30 p.m., Wailuku Health Center. Sponsored by State Dept. of Health. Call 984-2129. A Group of Our Own--Women's Group - 6-8pm, South Maui. For women who are committed to high level self-exploration & accelerated personal and spiritual growth. Contact Debra Greene, Ph.D. at 874-6441. Rotary Club of Lahaina Sunrise - 7am, Pioneer Inn's Snug Harbor Parlor. Call Brian Blundell @ 667-2709. Rotary Club of Kihei/Wailea - 11:45am, Outrigger Wailea Resort. Call Greg Knue, President, at 871-8272. Kiwanis Club of Kahului - 12-1pm, Maui Beach Hotel room 282, Kahului. Open to anyone! Lunch may be obtained from the snack shop in the Maui Beach Hotel Lobby. Call 244-6042 for more information. Maui Toastmasters Club - 12pm, in the Maui Mall Merchants' Conference Room, Kahului. Open to public. Call 877-3894. Maui Lions Club - 6:30pm, Maui Beach Hotel. Open to visiting Lions & general public. Call James Sato @ 572-8590. Kihei Toastmasters Club - 6-7pm. Toastmaster's is a club that provides a mutually supportive and positive learning environment in which every member develops communication and leadership skills, which aids in personal growth and self-confidence. It is a nonprofit organization and has been around for over 75 years. Contact Rita Mihaly at 572-3838.
WEDNESDAY, March 26
DA KINECALENDAR Maui County Republican Party Fundraiser 6pm, at the Maui Prince Hotel in Makena. Governor Lingle & Mayor Arakawa will join us. For more info, call 661-8350. Keoni & Company Performing Hawaiian Melodies - 7-9pm, in the Lower Courtyard, Shops at Wailea. Call 891-6770. HIV Testing/Counseling Clinic – 9am-1:30pm, at Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center. Call 984-2129. Kahului-Maui Airport Lions Club - 7am, at Naska Club House on Kahale Street, Kahului. Meets on the 2nd & 4th Wed. of each month. Open to visiting Lions & general public. Call Joseph Frye @ 244-0796. Rotary Club of Kihei Sunrise - 6:45-8am, at the Five Palms Grill. Breakfast meeting with speaker. Visiting Rotarians and guests are invited. Call Leo Nikora at 879-0087. Pili Aloha Club - 9-9:30am, Kihei Community Center. For seniors 55 & older, over breakfast. New members welcome! Call Louis Gerdts @ 875-7854. Rotary Club of Maui - 12pm, at Maui Country Club in Spreckelsville. Lunch $10. Call President Amy Wasson @ 879-4414 for more info. Soroptimist International of West Maui 12pm, Westin Maui. Visitors welcome. For reservations, call Josette Naki @ 661-6932. Soroptimist International of Maui - 4-5pm, Hale Mahaolu Elima Community Hall, Kahului. Visitors are welcome! Call Jeanne @ 879-5913. Maui Filipino Chamber of Commerce Meeting - 7-8pm, at Litz Furniture, Kahului. Call Mrs. Carinio at 871-8359.
SUPPORT GROUPS
Alcoholics Anonymous - 12pm, Monday thru Friday at St Theresa Church, 25 West Lipoa Street at South Kihei Road. For info, call 244-9673.
THURSDAY, March 20
Maui Parkinson Support Group - 10:30am, at 172 Kualapa Street in Lahaina. For info, call 244-3734. United Self-Help Mental Health Support Group - 10am, at the Cameron Ctr. Call 879-7696.F Hana Women's Support Group - 5:30-7 p.m. Presented by Child & Family Service. Call 877-6888. Wailuku Noon Al-Anon Family Group - Noon at Hina Mauka, Wailuku. Call 242-0296. Bridges Youth Group – in Wailuku. Maui's gay, lesbian, bisexual transgender or questioning youth group. Call 242-6821 for more info. All calls are confidential. Cancer Talk Story - 6:30 p.m. at Cameron Center, Hui No Ke Ola Pono. Call 243-2967.
FRIDAY, March 21
Nicotine Anonymous - 6-7pm, at Hoololi Room of the old MEO building on Kane St. Call Earl @ 879-5796. A Ho`omalu Ala Al Non – 12pm, at Lahaina Baptist Church. Group meeting. Call Kate @ 661-3906. Women's Al-Anon - 12-1pm, at St. Theresa's Church in Kihei. Call Fumi, 879-1432 or Pat, 875-1153.
SATURDAY, March 22
Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous - 6:30pm, at Trinity Episcopal Church By The Sea, 100 Kulanihakoi, north end of Kihei. Al Anon, Adult Children of Alcoholics - 9:3011am, at Good Shepherd Episcopal Church (room off
lanai next to church hall) in Wailuku. Call 242-0296. Overeaters Anonymous - 8-9am, at Kamaole Beach Park III picnic tables in Kihei. Call 244-7572.
SUNDAY, March 23
Pattycake – 4pm. An infertility support group. For more info & location, call 280-0539. Sunshine Group - 1pm, at Sandalwood Restaurant. Fellowship among those who have lost a loved one. Call Carole @ 242-5583 or Paul @ 874-3063.
MONDAY, March 24
Sex A-holics Anonymous - 8pm, at St. Theresa's Church, So. Kihei Rd. & Lipoa St. in Kihei. Overeaters Anonymous - 7:30-8:30pm, Kealahou Church, 177 S. Kihei Road. Call Jill at 874-3486. Al-Anon - 12pm, Lahaina Baptist Church. 12-by-12 Study Group. Call Kate @ 661-3906. Hepsters Hepatitis-C Support Group – 6:30pm, at the Hannibal Tavares Community Center multi-purpose room. Call Lora- 573-6366, or Mark- 283-7427. P.A.R.E.N.T.S. - 6pm, old Kihei library. Videos & discussion on parenting techniques. Free. Child care also provided for free. Call Trudy @ 879-3595 Women Helping Women - 6-8pm in Kihei. For women whose lives have been affected by domestic violence. For more info, call 579-9581.
TUESDAY, March 25
Overeaters Anonymous - 6:00-7:30pm, Good Shepherd Church, 2140 Main Street, Wailuku. Call Kevin at 242-9511. H.E.A.L. (Help Ease a Loss) - 6-7:30pm @ Hospice Maui. Call 244-5555 for more info. Al-Anon – 12pm, at St. Theresa's Church St. Francis room. Call Ethel at 879-6597. Children's Support Group - 5:30-7pm in Kahului. For those who have been exposed to domestic violence. Call 877-6888. P.A.R.E.N.T.S. - 6-8pm, Montessori School, Makawao. Techniques. Free. Call Trudy @ 879-3595. Women's Support Group for Victims of Domestic Violence - 5:30-7:30pm, Kahului. Presented by Child & Family Service. Call 877-6888.
WEDNESDAY, March 26
Happy Day Al-Anon Family Group - 9am, at Iao Congregational Church, Wailuku. Call 242-0296. Overeaters Anonymous - 12-1pm, St. Theresa's Church, S. Kihei Rd/Lipoa St. Call Alice at 879-6725. Women's Anger Management Groups - 9-11am, Kahului. Call 877-6888.
SPORTS
The Kihei Canoe Club is now accepting applications for teams of novice and experienced paddlers to compete in the 20th Annual Maui Paddlers Open canoe race set for April 5 at Ka Lae Pohaku beach, across the road from Suda's store in North Kihei. Individuals, groups and local businesses are invited to sponsor teams in this popular annual tradition. Registration forms are available from any member of the Kihei Canoe Club or by calling the club message line at 879-5505. The YWCA of Kauai will be holding its second annual charity golf tournament on April 6, 2003 at the Kauai Lagoons - Mokihana Course. Call the YWCA at (808) 245-5959 today for more info or to register.
Skateboarding - at Kalama Skatepark in Kihei, and Keopuolani Skatepark in Kahului. Open 2:30-6:30pm on weekdays except Wednesday (open at 1:30pm), weekends open 11am-6:30pm. For info, call 242-9007. 33rd Annual Maui Marathon - entries now being accepted for Sept. 21, 2003 marathon. Call 871-6441. Beginner Karate Classes - 7-8pm Mon. & Wed., 11am-12pm Sat., Maui Family YMCA. Call 242-9007. Free Fitness Classes - 6:30-7:30am & 8-9am, War Memorial Gym. Cardio/weights/stretching under instruction of Tom Burke. For more info, call 270-8031. Kihei Little League - Currently accepting registration for players 12-to-15 years old. Practices are from 4-6pm Mon., Wed. & Fri. For more info, call 874-0002. Maui Upcountry Little League - Registration forms available - practices start Jan. 6. Call 572-9660. Boys & Girls Club Basketball League - Games to be played on Thurs. afternoons and Sat. mornings, beginning Feb. 6. Call Kelly or Tommy at 242-4363. Youth Basketball League - South Maui Dept. of Parks & Rec. is accepting applications for play beginning in January. Boys & girls, age 5-15. Call 879-4533. Kula Gateball Club - 5-8:30pm Sun. & Wed., at the Kula Community Center. Equipment is provided. for more info, call Ray Terada at 878-1500. Hawaii Swimming Club - seeking swimmers from ages 5 to 18. Call Rodney at 242-9110; Susie at 5738891; Reid at 244-4655. Kamalii Manaloa O Maui Volleyball Club - for registration and practice info, for girls ages 8 to 18, call Bonnie at 244-1030.
SunDAY, March 23
Run to the Sun - 4am, A 36-mile ultra marathon starting at sea level and climbing to the 10,023 ft. summit of Haleakala, legendary "Home of the Sun." This challenging course, is not for the novice marathoner. Entrants must be 18 years or older and rigorously prepared to meet the challenge of the strict 10-hour time limit. Detailed course and event information will be sent to each entrant upon receipt of application form and fee. Relay teams of three persons may also enter Run to the Sun. For info, call Bram DenHaan at 5737584 or 741-2726.
MonDAY, March 24
West Maui Table Tennis Club - 6:30-10:30pm, Lahaina Civic Center. Call Craig at 280-5056 for info. Maui Inline Hockey Association Women’s Games - 8-10pm, Kalama Park Skating Rink. For more info, call Deb Driscoll at 875-4038.
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Maui Golf Tour - at Elleair Golf Course. Both an 18Hole stroke play competition and 2-Man Team Best Ball. Open to all Aloha Section members, ATPs and low handicap Amateurs. To enter and reserve your spot, call 875-GOLF. Co-Ed Volleyball League - Teams and individuals should call 661-4685 to sign up. Maui Inline Hockey Association Men’s A Games - 7:30-9:30pm, Kalama Park Skating Rink. For more info, call Deb Driscoll at 875-4038. Senior Softball Games - at Keopuolani Park. For players 50 years old and above. For info, call 877-5103.
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On the fourth release from Detroit's finest they give you more of what you have come to love. A little bit heavier this time for the most part, but with enough of that Jack White softness to keep it tender when it's needed. One of the treats on this much-anticipated release is the lead vocal debut of Jack's sister, Meg. She gets away from the drums momentarily to deliver a charming vocal that is both a bit seductive and a bit innocently unsure. Throw in a kick-ass cover of the Bacharach classic "I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself" and a loose sing along with Meg and Holly Golightly (Of Thee Headcoats fame) joining Jack around the campfire, and you get more than you have paid for. Not too many surprises up their sleeves, but it will keep you enthralled and nodding your head for quite awhile. Not too sure about the squirrel though. [TangLiWheebs] Squirrel? What are you talking about? My take on this album is that you'll like it if you like the other White Stripes stuff. As for me, I like it okay, but it doesn't seem as fresh and new as their first album did. [The Mole] Send music to be reviewed to: Mole & Wheebs; 34 Ai St; Makawao, HI 96768. The Mole is a hippopotamus and owner of Motion Recordings (www.motionrecordings.com). Tang Li Wheebs is on vacation, losers, and is the owner of Snail On A Stick (www.snailonastick.com)
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friday3/21
saturday3/22
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Neto Perraza, Latin Night, No cover, 10pm
Kilohana, Island Reggae, No cover, 10pm
BADA BING
1945 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 875-0188
Boca Beats w/DJ Boomshot, Disco Funk Night, N/C, 10pm
BOCALINO
1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299
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889 Front Street, Lahaina - 661-3111
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1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
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Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo, samba salsa y ritmo latino, $7, 9pm
Spring Break Party, Hip-Hop DJs, Waena Boyz w/Chief Ragga, $5 (students free!), 9:45pm & Special Guests!, $10, 9:45pm Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm12:30am
Hot Apple Pie, No cover, 8-11pm
142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453
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Salsa Night $5, 10pm
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Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189
2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-2200
Beat Junkies, World Famous DJ Rhettmatic, 9pm
Vybe Universal w/DJ, all ages, no-alcohol party, $10, 6:30pm
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Gail Swanson, N/C, 5-7pm Crunch Pups, N/C, 9p-12am
Mad Tonic, No cover, 9pm-12am
KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB
Da Hawaiians, No cover, 10pm
Kenny Roberts, No cover, 57pm
El Nino, No cover, 5pm
HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB
41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001
Wed - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm Mon - Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm-12:30am; Tue - Ben Meyer, No cover, 8pm
Karaoke Mistress Linda O, No cover, 9pm
Mon - Magic & Comedy w/Al Loha, $15, 7pm; Tue - Blues Jam w/Charlie Hard, No cover, 9pm
Louise Lambert & Neto Peraza, Swing & Salsa, $10, 6-9pm Mon - Uncle Willie K, $7, 10pm; Tue - Club Nuveau; Wed - Aloha Nite, 9pm-1:30am
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Gina Martinelli Band, N/C, 6pm Mon-Wed - Da Hawaiians, No cover
Q103 Friday Night House Party, w/special guests, $10, 8pm
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355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
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Cry’en Out Loud, No cover, 10pm-Midnight
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845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
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sunday3/23
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1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-0822
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Vince Esquire’s CD Release, No cover
Planet Seed, No cover
Tony Ray Band, No cover
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Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm
Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:3011:30pm
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Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, Mon - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; Wed - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:308:30-11:30pm 11:30pm
Crazy Fingers, $5, 9:30pm The Playaz (formerly Nuff Sed)
Damien Awai, 10pm
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DJ Mackie, No cover, 9pm
Anastasia w/the Voodoo Suns, No cover, 9pm
DJ Jack, No cover, 9pm
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Murray Thorne, No Cover, 8pm
The Afrodisiacs, $5, 9pm
The Soup Kitchen w/DJ Handout, No cover, 10pm
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My husband and I recently married and moved in together. We're having many disagreements over household chores and projects. I'm tidy and organized. He is...not. I've owned a house for eight years - he's always rented. I'm proud of my house, and feel it's a reflection of myself. He does not seem to appreciate what goes into maintaining it. I do the lion's share of housework, and I resent this. He says I do it because I want to. He thinks I'm a freak for getting up every Saturday to clean. The weekend, to him, is strictly for recreation. He says he'd help me if I clean during the week (I'm not convinced that's true). I'm too tired after work. Plus, I like cleaning on Saturdays. He says I'm too regimented. I feel I'm simply organized, and not a procrastinator. Since we don't plan on having children, I think we should be able to maintain a respectable household. Am I being too rigid? The Dirt Devil So, your married life looks like that scene from "2001" with the hairy ape creatures freaking out around the big, black monolith, except that your horrified husband is staring up at a mop like it's some alien artifact. Before you tied the knot, did you notice a tendency in your then fiancé to tap dance around the house dusting the mini-blinds? To call in sick so he could stay home stenciling angels on the baseboards? To yell another woman's name in his sleep? "LAAUURA! ...LAURA ASHLEY!!..." More than likely, this is a man who was, at one time, eligible for Federal disaster recovery matching funds to clean his apartment. A man who was unlikely to experience a change of sheets unless somebody repossessed his bed. A man whose definition of a "window treatment" was limited to "open" or "painted shut." Now, maybe your hub's life never got quite that sty-like. Still, if you expect him to whir into a Saturday morning cleaning frenzy just because you do - to throw on an apron and a do-rag, shine around the bowl with glee, then re-slipcover the entire house in chintz - you've been sniffing too much Pine-Sol. The guy isn't going to clean. Not now, not on Saturday, not during the week, not ever. That said, he might make cleaning-type motions, not because he actually cares whether the house is clean, but because he cares about pleasing his clean-freak wife. There's nothing wrong with being a cleanfreak - providing you don't take a broom to the untidy, disorganized, former lifelong renter you married. Come on - you knew what you were getting into. You saw how he lived. You heard what he said at the wedding: "I do," not "I do windows, then I steam-clean the rugs." Maybe people with such different living styles would do better at staying together if they lived apart - next door to each other, or just down the block. Maybe you'll never be happy until you have a man who shares your lust to dust and your jones to wipe down the wainscoting and wash behind the refrigerator. There's a name for this man: "maid" or "cleaning person." (His rates are a steal compared to a man called "divorce lawyer.") Hiring him should eliminate not only the residues of daily living, but the inevitable accumulation of resentment from your Saturday morning temptation to wake your husband by shouting into a police bullhorn, "If you can't do the time, don't do the grime!"
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