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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR PREZ RACE BEGINS The Presidential Election of 2004 is only a year and a half away, and the Iowa caucuses will be held next January, only nine months away. Everyone who cares about the future of this country and of the world needs to take a very careful look at all candidates for that election, starting right now. C-Span, cable channel 25 on Maui, is beginning a series of Sunday evening programs focussing on candidates. At the moment, Massachusetts Senator John Kerry and former New Hampshire governor Howard Dean seem to be the Democratic frontrunners. Another very interesting grassroots candidate, who has just announced, is Ohio Congressman Dennis Kucinich, cochair of the House Progressive Caucus. Other major Democratic candidates are John Edwards, Dick Gephardt, Bob Graham, Joe Lieberman, Carol MoseleyBraun, and Al Sharpton. For more info, see www.c-span.org, under Road to the White House. -Sally Raisbeck, Wailuku

INVASIVE SPECIES So little Moloka'i is now blessed with the almighty dollar of the cruise ship passenger, and cursed with his all invasive presence at the same time! I grew up in Bermuda - Hawaii's number one tourism competitor – my parents grew up in a Bermuda when it was a twenty squaremile, lush, cedar forest (1920s to 1945). By my time (1950s to 1980s), it had developed into a tarmac and concrete jungle... then came the cruise ships, en masse. Just wait till you have one each of a Holland America, Home Lines, Norwegian America, Norwegian Caribbean, and Carnival Cruises ship overflowing with bodies intent on spending as little as possible (the new passenger trend), yet littering your streets with their physical presence. Imagine 7,000 of them, all deposited on Front Street, Lahaina at the same time. Get the picture? Let the cruise ships clutter Bermuda's harbor and streets, keep Maui and Moloka'i relatively untouched... - Jeanne Blum, Haiku

DOE REBUKES Re: Your April 10 article by Melinda Clarke, "DOE Fires 2000 Substitutes". We sympathize with Mr. Dave Garner for the health and job setbacks he has recently encountered. We hope for his full recovery, and encourage him to pursue the education required to qualify for teaching in the public schools. Maui's students deserve qualified teachers. The federal No Child Left Behind Act is specific in requiring paraprofessionals to have at least two years of education beyond high school. This is required immediately of all new hires, while paraprofessionals hired before January 8, 2002, are given until January 2006 to meet the requirements. However, this is for paraprofes-

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sionals, and NOT for substitute teachers. NCLB defines a paraprofessional as one who is under the supervision of a regular classroom teacher, not one who is solely responsible for the class. Therefore, substitutes cannot be paraprofessionals. The Hawaii DOE decided that it was not practical to require regular teachers and substitutes to have the same qualifications. Instead, we set ANY four-year degree (and no state certification requirement) as the minimum qualification for substitutes. Since substitutes are not regular DOE employees (they are hired day to day, as needed, and must renew their applications every year), the new requirements are being applied to all at the beginning of the 2003-04 school year. (Technically, NCLB required higher standards to take effect at the beginning of THIS school year, so we are already one year late. The delay was caused by seeking the U.S. DOE's guidance.) You also reported that 2,000 substitutes would be effected. The actual number is 1,453 of the existing 5,095 substitutes currently registered do not have a bachelor's degree. Of that number, fewer than 1,000 are "active," meaning they have been called and accepted at least one assignment this school year. Also, no one was "fired;" non-degreed substitutes can continue through this school year. To renew for next school year, they need to meet the minimum requirements. It might be interesting to note that nondegreed substitutes have benefited tremendously the last couple of years because the DOE's three-tiered pay scale for substitutes was thrown out. This gave the non-degreed subs a pay raise (that was applied one year retroactive) from $98 a day to $113 per day, which has been twice increased to the current $120 ($119.80) per day a 22% raise in two years. This is $18.43 per hour based on the 6.5 hour day (same workday as teachers, but regular teachers spend a great amount of time beyond the classroom for lesson plans, grading papers, helping with student clubs and school activities, etc.). The national average pay for substitutes is $65 per day (see http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2003/Apr/04/op/op03a.htm) The non-degreed subs are paid the same as those with BAs, MAs, or even PhDs, and those who are retired teachers or hold teacher certification. Also, while subs are asking for benefits and even unemployment coverage, they hold the option of accepting work or not. Regular employees don't have that option. - Greg Knudsen DOE Communicaitons Director

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TUITION FOR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS Washington, New York, Illinois, Oklahoma, Texas and Utah already allow illegal immigrants to pay cheaper, in-state college tuition and now it looks like Oregon is going to join them. Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Let’s penalize people who are actually registered as citizens in this country by making them pay higher rates for college if they live out of state. The reasoning according to education people is that it will help illegal immigrants to get better jobs and become more productive members of society. I guess the fact that they aren’t supposed to be here is beside the point. What is not beside the point is that there are plenty of people who live in this country legally who would like to go to college out of state but can’t afford the double, triple, or even quadrupled cost of out of state tuition. But hey, if you’re in this country illegally, forget about it! We’ll let you pay less.

Rockets. Now, Rudy T. retired from coaching because he has bladder cancer, and that is obviously horrible news. But what’s wrong with putting on your game face during a time of adversity? Sure, it’s nice for men to be in touch with their sensitive side, but show the world that you’re not afraid, Rudy, even if you are.

TWO ESCAPEES REUNITED WITH THEIR PRISON BUDDIES I think the justice system needs to introduce a new law called the "you’re going to jail for a long time because you’re just dumb" law. If they did, you can bet that Michael Rosado and Rockford Matsuura would immediately qualify. Both men were serving the last six months of their prison sentence when they decided to jump ship and go hang at a friend’s house. Recently apprehended, they are sure to get a few extra years tacked on to those six months they were finishing up. But did they think they would get away with it? I mean, really, this is an island. Where are you going to go? Swim to the mainland? MTW

SPEAKING OF U.S. CITIZENS…. If a white person from South Africa were to gain dual citizenship in the United States, would they be considered AfricanAmericans?

THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASKETBALL Whoever initiated the "weeping American man in front of a TV camera" trend should be shot. It seems like every time someone retires, they feel the need to shed tears in front of the camera so everyone will know how hard the decision was for them. The latest to cry was Rudy Tomjanovich, who retired from the head coaching position for the Houston

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The Moral Authority of the United Nations: Dining-room workers at the U.N. staged a wildcat strike at lunchtime on May 2, causing the building's restaurants to be locked down, but what Time magazine called a "high-ranking U.N. official" ordered them unlocked so that staff members could eat (perhaps to pay for food on the honor system). What ensued, according to Time, was "Baghdad style (looting) chaos," in which staff members ran wild, stripping the cafeterias and snack bars bare not only of food, but also silverware and liquor, none of it paid for, including bar drinks taken by "some well-known diplomats."

News of the Weird reported in 2001 on the staffing problem of British circus knife-thrower Jayde Hanson, after his assistant walked off the job after being nearly hit in the foot, which would have been her third injury that season (which was the number of injuries an ex-girlfriend had suffered as Hanson's assistant before she walked off in 2000). In April 2003, Hanson was performing with his new girlfriend, Yana Rodianova, 22, on Britain's ITV program "This Morning," showing off his world-record form as a speed knife-thrower, but one of the knives hit Rodianova on the head, drawing blood before the live cameras.

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In early March, as an edgy Washington, D.C., prepared for possible terrorist reactions to the U.S. invasion of Iraq, Reena Patel, 22, and Olabayo Olaniyi, 32, were arrested at the Capitol as they sang and danced, with Olaniyi wearing a ceramic mask, and both with objects duct-taped to their bodies resembling the appearance of suicide bombers, but they maintained they were just artists. Said Patel, "We like to make things beautiful, to uplift, to make people happy."

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Gary Lee Owens, 42, was arrested on drug charges in Stilwell, Kan., in April, even though police weren't looking for drugs when they knocked on his door. The police had received a tip that two fugitives were hiding at that address, and since Owens knew nothing about that, he matter-of-factly gave them permission to search the house but then added the restriction "everywhere but the garage." The police naturally decided that that comment was worth a search warrant, and later found the remains of a suspected methamphetamine lab.

ALSO, IN THE LAST MONTH ... UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT The Cadbury company launched a major promotion campaign throughout Britain to fight childhood obesity by donating sports equipment to schools in exchange for candy bar purchases. For example, the company will donate a volleyball net and poles to a school if it hands in labels from 5,400 Cadbury chocolate bars. (In fact, a 10-yearold child getting a basketball for his school would have to play basketball for 90 hours just to burn off the calories in the candy he'd have to eat to get enough labels for the ball.)

An international organization of gay men who raise money for charities through drag shows came to the rescue of straight high school girls by providing loaners for those who could not afford gowns for prom night (Houston). Police blamed a traffic accident on truck driver Brian Anderson, who they said lost control on Interstate 75 while making himself a bologna sandwich (Burt Township, Mich.). A motorcyclist was killed on Interstate 95 when he crashed into a cow that had wandered out through a hole in a fence made by trespassers looking to get high from the mushrooms that grow on cow patties (Hobe Sound, Fla.).

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The Fictional War On Terrorism How Bush's Smoke and Mirrors Endanger America We've killed thousands of Muslims and taken over two of their countries. We're spending billions of dollars to make it easier for our government to spy on us. But we haven't caught Osama, Al Qaeda is doing better than ever and airport security is still a sick joke. So when are Americans going to demand a real war on terrorism? Recent suicide bombings in Riyadh and Casablanca proved with bloody eloquence that Al Qaeda and similar extremist groups are anything but "on the run," as George W. Bush puts it. Bush's tactics are a 100 percent failure, yet his band of clueless Christian soldiers continues to go after mosquitoes with shotguns. "So far," Bush furiously spun after the latest round of attacks, "nearly one-half of Al Qaeda's senior operatives have been captured or killed," promising to "remain on the hunt until they are all brought to justice." Can Bush really be this stupid? All underground organizations, including Al Qaeda, employ a loose hierarchical structure. No individual member is indispensable, so the capture of even a high-ranking official cannot compromise the group. Each lost member is instantly replaced by the next man down in his cell. It doesn't matter whether we catch half, three-quarters or all of Al Qaeda's leadership - hunting down individual terrorists is an expensive and pointless game of whack-a-mole. Only Allah knows how many eager recruits have sprung up, hydra-like, to fill Khalid Sheikh Mohammad's flip-flops. Senator and Democratic presidential candidate Bob Graham caught heat for calling the war on Iraq "a distraction" from the war on terrorism, but he was far too kind. The invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq have replaced a real war on terrorism, and they've vastly increased the likelihood of future September 11's. Bombing Afghanistan scattered bin Laden, his lieu-

tenants and their foot soldiers everywhere from Chechnya to Sudan to China's Xinjiang province; fleeing Talibs spread new antiAmerican seed cells while the Taliban and other radical groups retain their pre-9/11 Pakistani headquarters. With radical Shiite clerics like the Ayatollah Mohammad Baqer al-Hakim poised to fill the post-Saddam power vacuum, Iraq could become a Shia version of Taliban-era Afghanistan: an anarchic collection of fiefdoms run by extremist warlords happy to host training camps for terrorist organizations. "We're much safer," Tom Ridge claims. If this is safety, give me danger.

they view the U.S. military with suspicion, anger and frustration. Many even say life was in some ways better under the regime of Saddam Hussein: the streets, they say, were safer, jobs more secure, food more plentiful and electricity and water supplies reliable." That's not the message we want on Al Jazeera TV – whose Baghdad correspondent, in the ultimate case of PR gone bad, we assassinated in Iraq. "Governance is a long-term process," says Bush Administration reconstruction official Chris Milligan, but that's just another lame excuse. The truth is that we haven't even tried to restore law and order, much less govern.

CAN BUSH REALLY BE THIS STUPID? ALL UNDERGROUND ORGANIZATIONS, INCLUDING AL QAEDA, EMPLOY A LOOSE HIERARCHICAL STRUCTURE. NO INDIVIDUAL MEMBER IS INDISPENSABLE, SO THE CAPTURE OF EVEN A HIGH-RANKING OFFICIAL CANNOT COMPROMISE THE GROUP. Taking over Iraq and Afghanistan didn't score us any new fans among Muslims. We could have won them over with carefully crafted occupations, but chose instead to allow the two states to disintegrate into chaos and civil war. Rarely have incompetence and cheapness been wed with such impressively disastrous results. In Afghanistan, we paid off warlords whom we should have dropped bombs upon. Puppet president Hamid Karzai is threatening to abdicate his Kabul city-state because "there is no money in the government treasury." One of Karzai's ministers warns The New York Times: "Very soon we will see armed conflict." As USA Today reported on May 7, "Iraqis say

The Pentagon plans to leave just two divisions - 30,000 men – to patrol Iraq. That's significantly fewer than the 50,000 peacekeeping troops NATO stationed in Kosovo - a nation less than one-fifth the size of Iraq. 95 percent of Afghanistan has no peacekeepers whatsoever, with fewer than 8,000 in Kabul. We're sleeping soundly - do you think Scott Peterson really did it? – but the guys who hate us so much they're willing to die to make their point are industriously exploiting our stupidity to sign up new jihadis. "Since the United States invaded Iraq in March," the Times quoted top Administration honchos on May 16, "the [Al Qaeda] network has experienced a spike in

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recruitment. 'There is an increase in radical fundamentalism all over the world,' said a senior counterterrorism official based in Europe." Ariel Sharon offers living proof that hardass tactics strengthen, rather than weaken terrorist groups. Each time Israel assassinates a Palestinian leader or demolishes an Arab home, moderates angered by those actions become radicalized. Israelis and Palestinians have suffered through this endless attackretaliation-attack cycle for decades. Surely we can learn from their pain. It's still early in this game. Shut down the bloated and pointless Homeland Security bureaucracy - since it doesn't include the CIA and FBI, it didn't stop interagency squabbling - and apply the money we'll save into a fullyfunded rebuilding of Iraq and Afghanistan. Stop squandering money and our civil rights on boneheaded data-mining schemes like Total Information Awareness (now renamed Terrorism Information Awareness), and recruit some old-fashioned spies to infiltrate extremist groups. Charge the Guantánamo detainees with a crime or send them home; their legal limbo is an international embarrassment. Stop fingerprinting Muslim tourists - it's insulting and does nothing to prevent terrorists from entering the country. Quit supporting brutal anti-American military dictators like Pakistan's Pervez Musharraf, whose oppressed subjects rightly blame us for their misery. "The only way to deal with [terrorists] is to bring them to justice," Bush says. "You can't talk to them, you can't negotiate with them, you must find them." He couldn't be more mistaken. We'll never find them all. And while we shouldn't negotiate with those who call us the Great Satan, we must talk to the millions of Muslims who watch the news every night. Their donations keep Al Qaeda going. If we want them to stop financing the terrorists, we'd better stop acting like a Great Satan. (Ted Rall is the author of "Gas War: The Truth Behind the American Occupation of Afghanistan," an analysis of the underreported Trans-Afghanistan Pipeline project and the real motivations behind the war on terrorism. Ordering information is available at amazon.com and barnesandnoble.com.) MTW

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Cold Calls catches different perspectives on issues important to our island community. The following interviews were conducted on the spot and interviewees were not given advance notice or preparation time.

RECYCLING 1. Do you recycle? What, where, and how do you recycle? 2. What percentage of garbage is recyclable? 3. Is recycling being encouraged by Maui County? 4. Would you recycle more if bins and pick-up were provided by your garbage service? 5. Would you be willing to pay a fee for a recycling service?

SANDY CANAVERO Owner, Beach ‘N Bagelz - Kihei 1. Yes, I do recycle. We separate the bottles, cans, cardboard. At home, they pick it up once a week or once every two weeks. If they don’t, then we take it to the recycling center ourselves. As far as the store, we are starting to just recycle glass only and we have to take it ourselves. 2. Oh gosh, I would say a very small percentage. It’s just glass bottles from sodas. 3. I don’t believe so. I have not gotten any information. My customers are more encouraging than the county is. 4. Absolutely. 5. Yes, I would, as long as it’s not exorbitant. I believe, as an island, we should take this as one of our major considerations. We don’t want to be sitting on a garbage dump.

ROB PARSONS Executive Assistant for Environmental Concerns, Mayor’s Office 1. Yes, absolutely. I recycle bottles and aluminum and cardboard and newspaper at the Kihei drop-box site, as well as green waste or branches and yard trimmings at the county landfill, because I have a big truck. I think that the county has a great opportunity to divert a lot of green waste from residential trash pick-up. I think that we can, sometime in the next year, look forward to an additional pick-up - perhaps once a week or once every other week - of green waste, so that it can be composted and not landfilled. 2. Currently we divert about thirty-five percent, our statistics show, and that’s about the national average. We do have a yearround growing climate, which means that year-round, we produce green waste, and I think that there’s a larger percentage of

green waste than any other sector of the solid waste stream going to the landfill. There are proposals out there for “garbage to energy” or “garbage to building materials” so that it could be said that a hundred percent of what we consider waste could be dealt with differently than landfilling, but some of those are cost prohibitive. Actually, landfilling right now is our cheapest option. We’ve got probably twenty years of capacity, if not more, at the central Maui facility. 3. Absolutely. The county offers recycling grants every year to individuals and groups in the community such as the Maui Recycling Group and Community Work Day. They do a paint exchange, computer exchange. There’s lots of niche recycling efforts that need the county’s assistance and the county is encouraging these efforts through grants and through education, such as the publication Talkin’ Trash, which lets people know what can be recycled and where and how to do it. In the budget for the next year, the county is putting forward funding for a temporary MRF, Materials Recovery Facility, that will allow us to bring virtually all of our recyclables to one place where they can be sorted and handled. 4. Absolutely. 5. Perhaps. It depends on what the service was, how user-friendly. I think people need options and there are services available, some people use them if it’s their best option.

GAIL HOLT Homeowner - Pukalani 1. Yes, we recycle plastic, aluminum, glass, newspapers, and cardboard. I bring them to the Makawao Recycling center, which is just behind Kalama Intermediate School. 2. I’ll say maybe one-fifth, because in the past they’ve accepted all different types of plastic but now they only accept jugs or anything with a neck, plastic bottles or jugs, so you can’t recycle those now at all. They have, in the past, recycled magazines and they no longer accept those. There’s no longer a market for tin so we can’t recycle those, so that was rather disturbing that we can’t recycle the tin cans because that’s a big part of the products that we use too, canned goods. 3. I think they should be doing more. I think they should offer curbside recycling similar to other areas on the mainland. I think that would encourage a lot of people to participate, because it does take a little extra effort to wash things out and get it over to the recycling center. If it were curbside maybe everyone would participate or maybe even it should be mandatory for curbside, but it should definitely be sponsored by the county. 4. Definitely. 5. Yes. It should be something that’s fairly reasonable so that it wouldn’t discourage people from participating, something that everybody on the island could afford and could participate in.

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LOOKING INTO THE FUTURE Of La La Perouse Perouse Of By Judy Edwards At the dark hour of 6 a.m., Cheryl Vann is snug in the cab of her small, red, secondhand pickup truck, parked at the terminus of the winding, bumpy road leading into La Perouse Bay. She has bottled water, some food for the day in a cooler behind the seat, her yellow clipboard, green graph paper, binoculars and an assortment colored pens. The light still comes from stars at that hour in winter, and the salty, low tide smell of the ocean lies soft over the rumpled lava fields. It’s the calm before the day. None of the audacious mynah, vocal francolins or flashy cardinals are up yet to carpé diem. When Cheryl pulled up, there was just enough chill and humidity in the velvety air to coax a little dew out of the south coast night. The stillness, so rare now in most currently accessible Maui locations, belies the shape of things to come. The first shape to emerge from the last vestiges of night is a circle. Two, actually. The twin yellow-white circles of headlights. By 7:30 a.m., the lot next to the old Carter estate is lined with cars all the way out to the road and overspilling to the La Perouse monument. Cheryl counts 58 vehicles, 85 sleepy humans. If this is a busy morning, by 10 a.m. there will be an epidemic of cars and irritated attempts to turn around, get in, get out, or park. They drive on the remnants of old walls. They drive over and around the Hawaiian archeological sites. They drive anywhere they can to wrench themselves free. The gray dust swirls in the rising tradewinds. The day heats up. Tourists who arrive (one car every minute or two, by the data), following the road out of pure curiosity to see where it goes, find themselves in a whirlwind of four-wheeled confusion. Sweaty bicyclists arrive, looking startled to see so much bustle after so long a ride over open spaces. Motorcyclists, riding rental Harleys and local beat up Hondas, roar and rumble and sputter into the lot. Pickups arrive with long fishing poles poking out of their beds, "Maui cruisers" filled with camping gear trundle in. People carry surfboards, diving gear, guidebooks. Moms and Dads from Idaho and from Pukalani show up with

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ice chests, floaties, umbrellas, tents and the inevitable video cameras. Snorkel gear protrudes from trunks and car windows. Dogs pant. What on earth is Cheryl DOING there, sweating in her truck cab as the thermometer and irritation levels climb? She’s counting - counting as fast and as much as she can. She’s counting cars and people, she’s counting motorcycles and bicycles and dogs. Some days, she walks, transects and counts everything she can see - hikers, swimmers, snorkelers, fishers, campers, boaters, divers, you name it. She notes the weather, she determines if the spinner dolphins are in the bay and where. She asks people to remove their rock-throwing kids from the tops of the Hawaiian heiau, and clarifies Federal regulations for those attempting to swim with dolphins. Primarily, Cheryl is trying to get a handle on what’s going on out there. The numbers and trends might surprise you.

FRIENDS OF KEONEOIO Cheryl is the Program Coordinator for the grassroots community group Friends of Keoneoio, a hui that began loosely in 1999 through meetings called by concerned members of the community over the issue of dolphin swimming, and possible harassment, in La Perouse Bay. In case you were wondering, Keoneoio is the name of the village that used to stand in the area up until, and probably after, the French Admiral Jean Francois Galaup Compte de La Perouse anchored his magnificent ships offshore in 1786 and rowed in to take a short tour around. He became, thusly, the first European to put his boots on Maui soil (Cpt. James Cook passed by on the way to the Big Island). He wasn’t here very long, although by all accounts he liked the people just fine, and declined to plant the French flag and claim the land for France. Many walls of house sites, heiau, canoe hales, fishing koa and other remnants of the Hawaiian past are still easy to find around and to the south of the bay. Melissa Kirkendall, State Archeologist, stresses that this six-mile stretch of coastal village ruins is one of the most phenomenal archeological treasures in the state. Anyway, the Friends of Keoneoio meetings began in Paia, then moved to Kihei, and Cheryl became the secretary, taking the minutes. Like all groups of this kind, there was a core of the determined and a peripheral swirl of the interested, most of whom came and went. At one point, marine biologist Hannah Bernard suggested to Cheryl that she might consider writing for a grant to start an on-site naturalist program. Hannah’s own non-profit organization, Hawaii Wildlife Fund, was already taking data on dolphin/human interactions in the bay. With grant money in hand, Friends of Keoneoio produced a beautiful manual for volunteers that could easily serve as a primer for anyone interested in an overview

of the area. With the manual and a brochure in place, Cheryl applied for a second and more substantial Hawaii Community Foundation grant to fund a year of research and education at the site. This allowed the continuation of volunteer training, trash cleanup, coral rock graffiti removal, an educational outreach table and for the design of visitor/resident questionnaires and technical survey forms. Marine biologist and longtime Hawaii researcher Eric Brown assisted in the design of the technical survey forms. By late summer of 2001, Cheryl, her co-researchers and volunteers began implementation of a three-pronged research project that would incorporate car surveys, technical surveys and questionnaires. In May of 2002, Cheryl was awarded a third grant for her work, allowing her to continue her research and education efforts into May of 2003. A fourth grant application for community reef monitoring in La Perouse Bay is pending.

SANDS OF THE BONEFISH La Perouse Bay. Keoneoio (literally: sands of the bonefish). So many visitors have been drawn here by its remote, windy magnificence. Many, too, have watched the rapid changes of the last seven or eight years and grown increasingly worried. Some beleaguered residents have soldiered through the years, steadfastly picking up the trash that always accumulates, rebuilding the local property walls stone by rough stone after the waves of humanity have been crashing over them all day long. Dino Ventura’s startling blue eyes are both sad and angry when he relates that his family, now five generations strong in the area, has watched the spinner dolphins begin to keep their distance from shore and the bays into which they would shepherd their young after long, dangerous nights of hunting in the open sea. Fishermen and their children quietly pick up the diapers, beer bottles and cigarette butts that appear around favorite overlooks. They never say much but their eyes smolder. Most people drive to the end of the road, walk or kayak, swim or snorkel, shake their heads at the trash and traffic, and drive home (or to the hotel) thinking, “Damn. Somebody really should do something about what’s happening there.” Cheryl did something. Cheryl started counting.

WHAT’S THE POINT? Let’s talk a little bit about data. No, not the pasty-skinned Star Trek crew member from The Next Generation, but hard, cold, clean NUMBERS. Without numbers to quantify issues, issues are just various arguments and opinions thrown around by people who feel sure they know what they’re talking about. You can have 10 zillion points of view around a subject, but a six is a six is a six, any way you slice it. Ask people hanging around at La

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Perouse/Keoneoio how many people they think use the bay in a day and they will tell you any number from 99 to 300. Cheryl, sitting in the hot and dusty cab of her little red truck, never taking her eyes off the road for 6-8 hours (and then trading places with someone who will do the same thing for the next 6-8) will have documented nearly 1000 people by the end of the day. Now, some may drive or walk or ride by and see this woman with her graph paper and clipboard, nested in the stifling heat of the cab of her truck, and think that what she’s doing is the silliest thing in the world. And uncomfortable. And, when a person can’t pee for 6-8 hours for fear of taking her eyes off the road and missing something, YOU KNOW she’s uncomfortable. So, why so dedicated...what’s the point? The point is, up until Cheryl’s two years of data were available, the State knew there was a “problem” but didn’t know the size of the problem. Other scientists, residents of the

surfboards and motorcycles and windsurfing gear and taxis) starts to look sort of critical. Cheryl says that good data plus creative solutions grease the wheels of conservation. In the halls of the State’s office of DLNR, the omnipotent wheels of the State are beginning to turn after a long and dusty string of years. There is change in the wind that roars over the blue-green waters of the bay and onto the hot rocks of the a’a fields that drape Keoneoio, La Perouse Bay. Native Hawaiians, by the way, don’t need the numbers to understand the intrinsic value of a place like Keoneoio. Through kupuna Ed Lindsey, they’ve sent a clear message to Cheryl saying protect this place, you have our support. Cheryl calls this the magic that happens when an issue close to so many hearts gains momentum. People add themselves on, and ideas begin to bubble up. The whole thing begins to bloom in unexpected, gratifying ways.

Most people drive to the end of the road, walk or kayak, swim or snorkel, shake their heads at the trash and traffic, and drive home (or to the hotel) thinking, “Damn. Somebody really should do something about what’s happening there.” End Of The Road, Hawaiians and commercial tour operators knew there was a “problem”. But until Cheryl Vann with her red truck, graph paper (and resilient bladder) came along, nobody knew how big the problem really was. The data has, to date, been requested by Councilwoman Joanne Johnson, the University of Hawaii and the State of Hawaii. Tragically, in this world of the 21st century, it seems that a bit of wild land is only worth the money you can generate from it. Meaning that for a whole lot of soulless people, a coral reef isn’t worth anything at all until you can quantify how much money it can make for you, the state or the country. If, say, you can show that X number of people come to your area to use Reef A and therefore Reef A generates a certain amount of profits for reef-related businesses in your area, or is the stimulus behind such businesses springing up and theoretically funneling money into the community, then Reef A is “worth something”, and therefore should be protected. As sad and terrible as that sounds to many people, it has become the mode by which agencies and governments have found themselves operating on this, our shrinking world. Now, how can you prove anything about Reef A if nobody has taken the time to document that, indeed, Reef A is a-swarm with folks and their stuff? All of the sudden, sitting and counting cars and people (and

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THE TENSION MOUNTS... Here’s what’s been going on lately. The proliferation of kayak companies working in the bay in the last few years began to put a noticeable strain on the resource. Unscrupulous kayak renters sent utter novices out into the screaming tradewinds, and not surprisingly there were soon numerous articles in various newspapers about emergency rescues in and around the bay and adjacent Ahihi-Kinau Natural Area Reserve. The State, jittery after the Sacred Falls lawsuit on Oahu, began paying very close attention to the chatter in the community around these articles. On April 15, various VIPs from the state’s board of the Department of Land and Natural Resources came to Maui from Oahu for a site visit. Mysteriously, the kayak companies were not to be found in their usual densities on that day. They were, in fact, much farther down the road. However, their new location resulted in traffic jams and mayhem, and a complaint was filed by a homeowner across the street from their disembarkation point. The Department of Land and Natural Resources, however, is not made of people who fell off the pineapple truck just yesterday. The department asked Cheryl to assemble the kayak company owners for the purposes of a meeting to be held on May 14 to determine if all business in the area should be shut down entirely. They sent her this note:

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“I would also want to thank Cheryl Vann and the Friends of Keoneoio. It is so wonderful having a group such as yours, which is willing to step up to the plate and contribute. We greatly appreciate your efforts. From: (DLNR Land Division, Oahu)” This meeting would be a chance for ethical kayak company owners to show their good sides, and perhaps find the leverage to ease out the unethical companies operating in the area. On May 7, Cheryl called a meeting with all the kayak companies using the area to prepare them for their upcoming meeting with the State. Here was the opportunity to seize the moment, clean house, arrange their priorities and prepare a unified front. Six companies came to the table in an absolutely freezing room, not including those companies and individuals most recently in the news. Most came with ethical, logical suggestions for management of themselves and the resource. Many of them had been working under these guidelines for years without outside enforcement. Cheryl made suggestions, took notes, flipped chart pages, and tried to keep any fur from flying. After a list of priorities and 16 proactive points was agreedupon, everyone went home to prepare for the big meeting with the State on May 14. See, the outcome of this meeting with the State and the kayak companies could well generate a blueprint for ANY further commercial use by ANY activity company in the La Perouse/Ahihi-Kinau NARs. All those people who have spent time at the end of the road for these many years, and have watched the situation spiral while wondering what can be done and what happens next - well, you people need to sit up and pay attention. The stone is about to be set. On May 14, metal chairs arranged in a big circle in another freezing room gradually fill up with men in salt-stained t-shirts and State functionaries in business wear. Cheryl carefully tapes her flip chart outlines of suggestions on the white cinderblock wall. She opens the meeting, then all eyes swing to Peter Young, the new Chairman of The Board of Land and Natural Resources, which includes the DLNR. For a formidable entity, he is a gentle and approachable man. He says, “DLNR works under Land Board Policy, which says that the first priority is given to a Natural or Cultural resource - second is public use - third is commercial use.” People shift on their folding chairs, Cheryl waits. He says, “The DLNR expectation is that there CAN be mixed use of the La Perouse area, but that carrying capacity must be determined, and determined by NARS staff. Permits would have to be designed. Somehow, with no money in the State coffers, we’ll need monitoring and enforcement of all commercial use activity until permits are actually issued (if they ever will be), and we especially need to deal with the ongoing issue of ever-increasing human waste on the shore.” Pat Borge of Makena Stables weighs in on restrooms, or lack of.

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He would also like armed enforcement - not for compliance of kayak companies to their own good behavior rules, but for the parties that rage, the bottles that break, the thieves that sometimes come, the usual bad human behavior. On the subject of maverick, badboy kayak operators, everyone wants to know how to make them pay for their own sea rescues. Nobody wants to be tarred with that non-compliant brush, nobody wants to be in the barrel with that particular collection of bad apples. Anecdotes and opinions begin to fly across the circle of chairs. Cheryl drags the subject back to the center over

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and over again - Can commercial kayak companies self-regulate while a permit process/debate is going on within the labyrinthine bowels of the State? DLNR wants to believe it. So does Cheryl. She has worked on this so very diligently. Who will monitor them while we all wait for permits to be available? The State asks if Friends would do it. Cheryl doesn’t know how to feel about that. Maybe. Who will pay for it? Good lord. The things that can happen when you start counting stuff. Someone states his opinion that an armed enforcement agent will be of a lot more use to the area than “some little girl running around with a clipboard getting more and more (presumably pointless) data.” At which point a DLNR agent sits up suddenly, having heard something that has gotten his attention. DLNR: How much data do you have, and what kind of data is it? Cheryl, at a map of La Perouse Bay taped to the wall: By the end of this year, I’ll have a 2-year data set that tells you, within a limited area, where people are and when, and what they’re doing there. DLNR: Oh, that data will be very helpful, very helpful. Thank you. He pushes his glasses back up the bridge of his nose with a smile. Numbers - government agencies understand numbers. Guns versus numbers: it’s hard to say which one has the greater potential to change the world.

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When you can get Cheryl to talk about herself, which is not easy, she will tell you that she’s become very emotionally attached to the work. What excites her, she insists, is when people come up with fresh concepts for the next step in the protection and stewardship of this area. She is easily stung by the suspicions lobbed her way that she works for an agency, has a personal monetary enrichment agenda, is on a mission to “shut you down”. She laughs at the suggestion that she is rolling in cash, or craves an enforcement persona. She’s managed to patch together grant funding, plus

has had to leave the state periodically to work intensively somewhere else in order to afford to stay on Maui as much as possible and survive on this grant funding. The grants allow one person to do consistent work, get constant data - and data isn't worth much if it isn't meticulous and consistent. But this work is really for two people, so Cheryl cobbles the money together for one other part-timer and praises the heavens for her dedicated volunteers. Soon there will be grad school to prepare for, and pay for. Cheryl says she wants to be the strong kind of person who can play a leading role in situations like this dynamic at Keoneoio. The resource, she reminds me, can hardly speak for itself. The excitement, she insists, comes when people suggest creative ideas, when the magic kicks in and the whole becomes so, so much more than the sum of the parts. She says, “I get frustrated when things move slowly, or I’m misunderstood. But mostly, I’m really grateful. I have the freedom to act on my own creative ideas. I feel like I’m being taken seriously. It’s also exciting to work with so many people in the community. I’m really hopeful as well. There are a lot of areas in these islands where these kinds of issues will have to be dealt with. Perhaps what we do here can become kind of a blueprint. With every guidebook that reveals secluded areas, more people will be drawn to small, fragile places. Who’s looking at the cumulative effects of all this trampling? Who’s responsible for teaching the public how to respect a resource?” Cheryl agrees that enforcement (lack of) has been a big issue at Keoneoio and the adjacent NARS. There are many misconceptions surrounding the DLNR rules that apply to Keoneoio/La Perouse Bay, and depending on whether you are on the land or water, the rules change. The village area itself is on State Unencumbered Lands. One border of the bay is the AhihiKinau Natural Area Reserve, and within its body and boundary waters, the rules change once more. Furthermore, the State has not yet decided if it WILL issue permits to do business in the area, or what the parameters of any permits might be. The State is waking up, but it is a giant that wakes up slowly. Usually. But personal injury lawsuits may make it a more reactive beastie in the future - and as any Zen master will tell you, the future is now. Education is also a big issue when one contemplates what can or should be done to slow the human impact on an area. People, most of them, will do the right thing if they know what it is. To that end, with the permission and permitting of the State, the Friends of Keoneoio have set up a colorful, fact-packed information table in the scraggly shade of a few wind-tortured kiawe trees, right in the middle of the dusty parking lot. Volunteers are there to let people know what the laws are regarding the dolphins, what the reef is all about, what the ocean conditions are, if there are places better suited to the kinds of pursuits most visitors are seeking (accessible snorkeling sights, somewhere to get a

A Volunteer educates a visitor at La Perouse smoothie, an explanation of why you can’t drive to Hana from here, etc.), why the area is culturally significant and so on. There are photos of sealife, laminated information sheets and helpful brochures from the Humpback Whale Sanctuary. On some Saturdays, State archaeologist Theresa Donham can be found, tiny little dog in tow, restoring semi-destroyed Hawaiian cultural sites on her day off, in the heat, unpaid, just working against time for the love of the place. There’s a sign-in book on the information table and a stack of questionnaires for the public to fill out, if they like. The questionnaires fill up with comments: "They’d be crazy to change this", "Make this a park, protect it more", "Educate people about the ocean environment" and the inevitable "Is this the road to Hana?" Paging through the forms, you find that someone came here to spread the ashes of his grandmother. Someone else came by to “let the dog run free”. Someone is railing against the "naked hippies", and someone worries about the future of "all the pretty fish". Just after a request penned in for "less sharp lava" you read a sentiment that must have been on the minds of so many who come to La Perouse Bay seeking one thing or another, be they humans needing a day out of the office or dolphins nursing their calves: (August/13th/2002) "Leave it be. One of the last quiet places on Maui.” Can it be done? Shhhhhhhhhhh. Don’t ask Cheryl right now. She’s busy. Counting. If you are interested in becoming a volunteer with Friends of Keoneoio, want your comments to be heard, or are just interesting in knowing when the next community meeting may be, please call Program Coordinator Cheryl Vann at 870-6957 and/or email csvann@flex.com. Volunteers always needed. Donations can be made out to Hawaii Wildlife Fund and sent to P.O. Box 70, Volcano, HI 96785 - The website is www.laperousebay.com

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Kimo's Living in Lahaina Town wouldn't be complete without eating delicious fish every now and then! There are several places on Front Street that offer magnificent food, plus a genuine feel for the old Hawaiian lifestyle. Kimo's offers both, plus beautiful views of the Pacific Ocean. I was greeted by five employees dressed in aloha attire and big smiles on their faces. There are two levels of seating. I followed the host upstairs. As I got to the top, I was face to face with several black and white photos of how Lahaina used to be. The antique-style furniture helped to create a historic feel, as did the old-fashioned canoe that hung from the ceiling. My waiter, Kai, was gorgeous, extremely friendly, and very knowledgeable. As I glanced over the menu, I knew I wanted a fish dish and, of course, a cocktail. I ordered a lava flow from the cocktail waitress. When Kai returned to my table, I ordered the Ahi. Ahi is local, big game, yellowfin tuna. I selected the Fisherman's Chowder as my appetizer, and my meal also included Kimo's Caesar salad and a basket of freshly baked carrot muffins and sourdough rolls. The chowder was steaming hot when it was placed in front of me. I stirred it until it cooled down, and was then able to taste

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how wonderful the chowder was. The clams weren't too chewy, but just right. It wasn't too creamy of a broth, it also was just right. The Caesar salad came next. The greens were amazing. They were crunchy with every bite. The dressing was heavenly to the point where I wanted to lick my plate clean. Of course, I didn't. The sourdough rolls were warm and the butter melted in seconds as I placed it on the roll. The fluffiness of the bread was incredible. By the time my meal came, the sun was setting by Moloka'i. Pink and orange filled the sky and servers were being asked left and right to take pictures of guests with the sunset in the background. There seemed to be a moment of silence as the sun finally went down. It was a great show before my meal arrived. The Ahi was marinated in Kimo's shoyu and ginger sauce, and accompanied by steamed, herbed rice. Each bite of the Ahi was extraordinary. Every morsel was moist and flavorful. The Ahi seemed to melt in my mouth. The steamed, herbed rice was just as good as the Ahi. I was pleasantly full toward the end of my meal. Kai brought the bill when I was done eating. He ended the meal the same way he began it, with a smile on his handsome face. I encourage everyone to try Kimo's on Front Street at least once. Dinner is served from 510pm. The atmosphere is amazing, as well as the service and food. I am disappointed to report that Kai is no longer at Kimo's, but I am sure there is another handsome guy or gorgeous gal to serve you and make your experience as memorable as mine. MTW

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Ale House - Wide selection of food with sports and games all around. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave. 877–9001 Aloha Grill - 22 different burgers including veggie styles, plus all the extras. kids meals. Dairy Road Marketplace. 893–0263 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin & more. 270 Dairy Rd. 877-2400 Bangkok Cuisine - Casual setting featuring exceptional Thai food with plenty of crisp vegetables and fresh seafood. Lunch, dinner, or take-out. 395 Dairy Road, Unit F. 893-0026 Biwon Restaurant - Fresh and flavorful, authentic Korean food. Open 10am to 10pm, lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main 244-7788 Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Open Monday thru Saturday. 134 W Kamehameha Ave. 877-3055 Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Excellent service and fair prices with dishes like Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein, Sweet and Sour Pork, and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall 893-1628 Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch, and dinner favorites. Maui Lani Golf Course. 877–7461 Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and Local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center. 871–6977 Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine. Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchiladas and paella. 33 Lono St., Ste 150. 873–0220 Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to ‘take five’. 444 Hana Hwy. 877–CUPS Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas ala carte. Casual dining, pinatas available too. 395 Dairy Rd. 877–8707 Ramon’s - Contemporary Mexican, full sushi bar, awesome desserts. Banquet area available. 2102 Vineyard St. 244–7243 Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous fifties cafe. Quintessential American dining morning to night. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center.

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248-7829 Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat, & seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard 244-1567 Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main 243-9560 Shakalaka Fish ‘N Chips - Mahimahi, Ono, Shrimp & Calamari in a light, crisp batter with homemade tartar sauces. Yum! 2010 Main St. 986-0855 Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave. 877-0121 Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6am-4pm Mon-Sat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave. 243-2243 Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for Breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch & dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill 244-0845 Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong style Chinese seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch takeout, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St. 242-4371 Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, datsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St. 242-9630 Wei Wei BBQ and Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku 242-7928 Wow-Wee Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, great sandwiches, soups, and an oxygen bar. 333 Dairy Rd. 871-1414 <www.mauiwowwee.com>

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Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr. 879–7677 Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr. 891–8883 LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings & Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a great bar and huge deck. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9944 Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center. Ma`alaea Harbor Village Shops. 243–2206 Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5pm. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli Street. 244-9028 Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting, compliments the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S. Kihei Rd. 874–4041 Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3PM. 100 Kaukahi St. Wailea 874–1131 Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Kea Lani Hotel. 879–7224 Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro”, salads or wraps, Kihei Kalama Village Center. 875–7679 Roy’s Kihei Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian Fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10pm, Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave. 891-1120 Sansei Restaurant - Japanese based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award winning cuisine, early bird and late night specials. 1881 S. Kihei Rd. 879–0004 Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Road. 875–7555 Sausage Shack - Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff. Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 874–6444 Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck, oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea. 874-8000 Spices - Steak, seafood & more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd. 891-8860 Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with

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Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist; extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort. 879–2224 Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies & salads. 1881 S. Kihei, #112. 879-4799 DeanO’s Maui Pizza Cafe - Top quality pizza with traditional toppings, full menu with salads, pasta and sandwiches. 2439 S. Kihei Rd. 891–2200 Dick’s Place - Incredible all-you-can-eat food specials, free pool playing with purchase. 8 pool tables. 2463 S. Kihei Rd. 874–8869 El Restaurante Pasatiempo - Authentic homestyle Mexican food, with a wide range of dishes and meats to choose from. Azeka’s Plaza II. 879–1089 Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin & guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. Five Palms Beach Grill - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim cuisine. 2960 S. Kihei Rd. 879–2607 Greek Bistro - Moderately priced Greek and Continental Cuisine. Open for dinner 5-10pm. Kai Nani Village, 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879-9330 Harlow’s Restaurant - Enjoy fine dining among the cozy and chic furniture and great sunset views. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 879–1954 Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh & delicious sushi, open 5pm to midnight daily. 100 Ike Drive, Wailea 879-7677 Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizers and “Food for Gringos”, too! Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5pm to 2am Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St. 891-MEXI Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900 Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is ala carte, special late night menu. 2511 S. Kihei Rd. 875–1007 Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast & lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken, and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd. 879-2230 La Creperie - French cuisine in a stylish and comfortable atmosphere. Serving escargot, ratatouille, and many other dishes. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–0822 Life’s a Beach - Food & drinks in a fun atmosphere. Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib, and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. 891–8010

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Cafe Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet & savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave. 579-6323 Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches & specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia. 579-8770 Casanova’s - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao. 572–0220 Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Paìa. 579–9453. Cow Country Cafe - Homestyle breakfast and lunch in a decidedly bovine atmosphere. 7 Aewa Pl., Pukalani. 572-2395 Haliìmaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s award-winning menu. 900 Haliìmaile Rd, Haliìmaile. 572–2666 Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-2661

Hokus Pokus - Vegetarian and Vegan cuisine. Open 3-9pm. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia. 579-9144 Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-to-order fish, beef, and chicken tacos. Daily, from 11am-4pm. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia. 579–8844 Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. 575-5228 Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teri beef, hamburger steak, tofu and hekka all available. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572–7241 Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway. 878-1535 Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6am to 10pm Sun. thru Thurs. - 6am to midnight Fri. and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia. 5796009 Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun & more! Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd. 575-9363 Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 572-8711 Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau. 579–8448

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Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh & tasty mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave/Pukalani Square 573-2998 Milagros Food Co. - South American cusine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Paìa! 3 Baldwin St. 579–8755 Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paìa. 579–9999 Paìa Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Paìa. 579–8030 Picnics Restaurant - Home of the famous Spinach Nut Burger. Breakfast & Lunch. 30 Baldwin Ave. 5798021 Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas & more! 1202 Makawao Ave. 572-7808

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Lamborghini 2000 Trescone˜Umbria, Italy $17.99 As you might have guessed, the Lamborghini winery is owned and operated by the people who brought us that popular Italian sports car, the Lamborghini family. This estate is located in the hills of Colli, Umbria, next to Lake Trasimeno in northern Italy. Umbria’s wine tradition has existed for 3000 years. It’s isolation from a large water port and lack of any large city kept this region from any real exposure for generations. The wine of the week is Lamborghini’s 2000 Trescone, made from grapes gathered in Panicale, a small town just south of Colli. It’s made from a blend of 50% Sangiovese, 30% Cilliegiolo and 20% Merlot. Fermented in stainless steel tanks, then aged in oak for a short 4 months, it is a wine that’s made to drink now and should be consumed within 3 to 4 years. Ruby dark red, it has a forward bright fruitiness - another one of those wines that is not overrun by the oak! The Trescone is medium full in body and shows a nice character of raspberry and cherry on the palate. Enjoy!

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Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebabs, falafels and more! Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-4300 A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines. Bakery with cakes & cookies. Lahaina Center. 667–0623 Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin & more. Lahaina Cannery Mall 661-5566 Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific Cuisine with a Hawaiian Twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views. Ritz Carlton Kapalua. 669–6200 BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. 730 Front St. 661-0700. Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center. 661–8141 Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with Forrest Gump movie memorabilia and logo wear. 889 Front St. 661–3111 Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St. 661–9491 Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St. 661–7600 Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving a combination of island-inspired contemporary and traditional cuisine.1450 Front St. 661–0937 CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies, and more! Open daily from 5:30am-6pm. 2580 Kekaa Drive Fairway Shops, Kaanapali 667-0968 Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining & Margarita bar - serving breakfast, lunch & dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189 David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine dining in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn building. 127 Lahainaluna. 667–5117 Erik’s Seafood Grotto - Fresh seafood and sushi - great steamers! Open nightly. BYOB.

843 Wainee St., Lahaina 669-4806 Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11am to 12am daily. 505 Front Street, 661-8112. Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, 669-5621. Gerard’s - Fine French dining in Lahaina. Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds. 174 Lahainaluna. 661–8939 Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood, and ambience, Also, latenight menu served until 1:30am! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-3474 Fleming’s On the Green - Fine dining, on the golf course. Delicate raviolis, to the Filet Mignon, wonderful sauces. 2000 Village Rd., Kapalua 665–1000. Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Love AllServe All. 900 Front St. 667–7400 Hecocks - Italian restaurant & cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina 661-8810 Honokowai Okazuya & Deli - Gourmet plate lunches, sandwiches and pastas prepared as you order. Take out available. 3600-D Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy. 665–0512 House of Saimin - Ono homemade Saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here.Old Lahaina Center. 667–7572 Hula Grill - Barefoot Bar and beachside dining in a 1940’s style. Menu is a seafood lover’s delight. Whaler’s Village. 667–6636 i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St. 661–8422 Java Jazz - Coffee bar and restaurant with great food, ecclectic atmosphere, loungey ambience. Open for breakfast, lunch & dinner. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787 Johnny’s Burger Joint - The greatest burgers on the west side, served late, with bar and pool table! 2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali. 661-4500 Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices! Soups, brown rice, veggies & kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace. 661–9999 Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous

Hula Pie, oceanside dining. 845 Front St. 661–4811 Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi. Dinner nightly from 5:30-10pm., Sushi 5:30-11:30pm. 136 DickensonSt., Lahaina 667-5555 Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro”, Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina 661–7082 Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s Signature Pacific Rim Specialties prepared with fresh island fish, and seafood, dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St. 661–3472 Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway. 661-4495 Lemongrass - Serving ala carte to the seven course traditional Vietnamese dinner. Reasonably priced and full of flavor. 930 Waine`e St., Lahaina 667–6888 Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St. 667–2288 Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, cole slaw, and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza. 665–6262 Maui Brews - Daily specials, great appetizers salads and entrees in large portions. Lahaina Center. 667–7794 Moose McGillicuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat specials and merry atmosphere. 844 Front St. 667–7758 Nachos Grande - Fresh mexican food fast. Vegetarian too. Honokowai Marketplace. 662–0890 Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizers, sandwiches and more. Maui Marriott, Kaanapali 667–1200 ext. 51 Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimpon-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana 665-1822 Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St. 667-4341. Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizers, traditional and specialty Mexican food. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina 661–4666 Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Suite 113. 661–6633 Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch & dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina

661-36362 Plantation House Restaurant - Hawaiian Mediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch & dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua. 669-6299 Reilley’s - Known for their choice award winning beef. Gourmet steaks and seafood overlooking the Kaànapali Golf Course’s 18th hole. 2290 Kaànapali Pkwy, 667–7477 Roy’s Nicolina Restaurant - A quiet ambiance suffuses this dining experience, enhanced by the Pacific Rim cuisine. 4405 Honoapiìlani Hwy, upstairs. 669–5000 Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger, and watch sports. Large parties welcome. Whalers Village. 661–3123 Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA Prime Steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 900 Front St., Lahaina 661-8815 Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawaiì’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive #115., Kapalua. 669–6286 Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallager. 5900 Lwr. Honoapiìlani Hwy. 669–1500 Sir Wilfred’s - Lahaina Cannery Malls gourmet coffee house and cafe. Soups, Salads and Sandwiches grace this simple menu. Lahaina Cannery. 667–1941 Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy. Tables are private, the Antipasti serves two. The Hyatt Regency. 667–4727 Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch & take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapiìlani Rd. 669-3539 Swan Court - One of the top ten romantic restaurants in the world, extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency Maui. 667–4727 Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, curry, pad thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center. 667–2814 Tropica - Enjoy the fire and ice-themed restaurant where the cold food and drink bar is tucked between two “volcanoes.” The Westin Maui. 667–2525 Whale’s Tale - All open-air lanai dining. Casual dining, specials, large portions. 672 Front St. 667–4044

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Apassionata Apassionata is the passionate duo of Vance Koenig on classical and flamenco guitars and Don V. Lax on violin. They play a wide range of music, from classical to rock and jazz. Their first CD, “Kiss of Fire” was a compilation of tangos, waltzes and gypsy music. Saturday, May 31st at 2 PM at Borders Books in Kahului, the Apassionata Duo will be giving a special concert to celebrate the release of their second CD, Romantic Dreams”, featuring instrumental arrangements of music from the repertoire of Andrea Bocelli. A versatile musician, Vance Koenig performs a wide variety of music on the classical/Spanish and Flamenco guitar. He has studied at The Aspen School of Music, The

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Cannes Film Fest A lot of exceptionally awful films littered the festival this year, but none were so widely reviled as Vincent Gallo's ("Buffalo 66") sophomore effort with "The Brown Bunny," a self-indulgent two hour road movie (he wrote, directed, acted, designed, edited, scored, filmed and produced it), which climaxes in its final ten minutes with a graphic oral sex scene in which his character's ex-girlfriend Daisy (Chloe Sevigny) gives him head

while he questions her about fidelity. This culmination occurs after 110-minutes of motorcycle racer Bud Clay (Gallo) driving his black van crosscountry with a dirty windshield to keep the audience entertained between road stops. Bud pauses briefly to make out with a rest stop chippie (played by a weathered and pitiable Cheryl Tiegs), and pays a brief visit to Daisy's parents, who still give shelter to - you guessed it - her little brown bunny. Because of the trouncing the film received,

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it will probably never see the light of day. Which isn't entirely fair since the movie does signal a shift in modern cinema where we will begin see big-name actors having actual sex (in character) as a way of shedding light on internal characterization. But in a surprising and unprecedented act of repentance, a castigated Gallo publicly apologized in Cannes to his financiers and audiences. "I accept what the critics say. If no one wants to see it, they are right; it is a disaster of a film, but I assure you it was never my intention to make a pretentious film, a self-indulgent film, a useless film, an unengaging film." It takes a man to admit it when he's done a bad

thing, and certainly, an equally self-wallowing director like Gus Van Sant could learn something from Gallo's example. Van Sant premiered his follow-up to his insufferable and torturous "Gerry" (there's not even a gratuitous sex scene to salvage that movie) with an equally lazy and minimalistic film entitled "Elephant." The dimly acted and slow moving narrative about a Columbine-styled high school massacre caused one audience member to belatedly shout out "Action!" at the screen twentyfive minutes into the movie. I say belatedly because that level of frustration has to boil up inside a viewer for awhile before he or she will crack and publicly share their discontent with the rest of the crowd. I was comforted to know I wasn't the only one experiencing that degree of paroxysm. Inexplicably, "Elephant" was praised in the same circles that found fault in Gallo's similarly vapid film. The good news at this year's festival came like a cool evening breeze flooding across the Croisette in the form of an old-school Hollywood mystery drama based on a David Lehane novel. Clint Eastwood's 24th directorial excursion "Mystic River" is set in a close-knit Boston neighborhood where three childhood friends are separated when two men, posing as undercover police officers, abduct one of the boys (Dave Boyle) and sexually abuse him before he escapes after four days. Now, some 30-years later, Dave (Tim Robbins) has settled down with a wife (Marcia Gay Harden) and child. Jimmy (Sean Penn) runs a corner store after having done a couple of years of hard time, and cares for his wife (Laura Linney) and three daughters. Sean (Kevin Bacon) has moved up to homicide detective at the expense of pushing away his wife and newborn child. The three characters are thrust into a life-and-death struggle when Jimmy's 19-year-old daughter Katie (Emmy Rossum) is brutally murdered in the neighborhood. The film is a lean and complex powerhouse with the crème de la crème of American actors finessing every scene. Lawrence Fishburne and Laura Linney give fine performances in their secondary roles. Both "The Fog of War" and "Mystic River" are due for American release in the fall, as is "Carandiru." HBO Film's "American Splendor" (opens August 15) is a must-see along with Richard Schickel's remarkable documentary "Charlie: The Life and Art of Charles Chaplin," and "Japanese Story" (with Toni Collette). Films still in production or recently sold, to be on the watch for are: "Whore" (with Daryl Hannah and Denise Richards), "Grand Theft Parsons" (with Johnny Knoxville and Christina Applegate), "Monster" (with Charlize Theron and Christina Ricci), "Silver Hawk" (with Michelle Yeoh) and Pedro Almadovar's "Bad Education." If straight-to-video genre movies with name actors appeal to you, look for America Video Film's "Always Outnumbered" (Lawrence Fishburne), "The Devil's Arithmetic" (Kirsten Dunst and Brittany Murphy), "Jesus" (Christian Bale), "Fidel & Che" (Gael Garcia Bernal and Victor Hugo Martin), "Spoils of War" (Tobey Maguire) or, my personal favorite, "Doomsday Gun" - "The True Story Of Saddam Hussein's Hunt For The Ultimate Weapon" (with Kevin Spacey). But for the movie with the most ridiculous title ever, there's the Indian film "Jism" "The Dark Side of Desire." MTW

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Now Showing A MIGHTY WIND - (PG13) - Comedy - Christopher Guest (Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, This is Spinal Tap) directs and stars in this comedy about the 'great folk music scare' of the 60's, where we find several moderately successful folk groups gathering for a reunion concert at Carnegie Hall 30 years later. ANGER MANAGEMENT - (R) - Comedy - A businessman (Adam Sandler) is forced to take an intensive anger management course with an intense instructor (Jack Nicholson). BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM - (PG13) - Comedy - This runaway British comedy hit is the story of an Anglo-Indian girl, Jess, who wants to play soccer, inspired by her idol, David Beckham (who's a real-life soccer star), against the wishes of her orthodox Sikh parents, who would prefer she just found a boyfriend and perfected her cooking. Jess gets a chance to fulfill her dream when she meets a tomboy-ish blonde girl, Jules, who helps her realize her potential as a kicker. BRUCE ALMIGHTY - (PG13) - Comedy - Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey), a human interest television reporter who is dissatisfied with his own life, rages his complaints at God - who responds by appearing and granting him his powers to see if he can do any better. Also stars Jennifer Aniston and Morgan Freeman. DADDY DAY CARE - (PG) - Comedy - A father (Eddie Murphy) loses his lucrative computer job and decides to open up a day care center with the help of two of his best friends, much to the chagrin of a rival, more proper, day care owner. See Film Critique. DOWN WITH LOVE - (PG13) - Romance - Set in the early 1960's, this romantic comedy tells of the coming together of a flamboyant, womanizing journalist (Ewan McGregor) and a strident feminist advice columnist (Renee Zellweger). HOLES - (PG) - Drama - A warden (Sigourney Weaver) at a juvenile detention facility has the children there dig great holes in the ground claiming that it builds character - when she's secretly using the tasks as a means to hunt for a buried treasure. Also stars Jon Voight and Patricia Arquette. IDENTITY - (R) - Suspense/Thriller - Ten strangers are stranded in a hotel and soon discover that one of them is a killer who is slowly killing each of them off one by one. Stars John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Rebecca DeMornay and Ray Liotta. THE IN-LAWS - (PG13) - Comedy - Two men (Michael Douglas, Albert Brooks) who are soon going to be matched as opposite fathers-in-law become entangled in an adventure which takes them to South America just before the big wedding. THE LIZZIE MCGUIRE MOVIE - (PG) - Comedy Graduating from junior high school, Lizzie McGuire (Duff) goes to Italy for her summer vacation. Once in Italy, Lizzie meets a handsome Italian pop star who recruits her to become his singing partner, transforming Lizzie from being a regular American school girl into being a glitzy European pop sensation. MALIBU’S MOST WANTED - (PG13) - Comedy Brad Gluckman (Jamie Kennedy) is a wannabe rap star from Malibu who acts and talks like he's from the "'hood." Concerned that his son is going to embarrass him during his campaign to become the governor of California, Brad's wealthy father (Ryan O'Neal), and his campaign manager (Blair Underwood), hire two Juilliard-trained actors (Taye Diggs and Anthony Anderson) to disguise themselves as "real life gangstaz", and kidnap his son, dropping him off in the "real hood" in Compton, in an effort to scare the ghettofied attitude and behavior out of him. THE MATRIX RELOADED - (R) -Action/Adventure - In this sequel to The Matrix (1999), Neo (Keanu Reeves), Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne), Trinity (Carrie AnneMoss) and the rest of the newly awakened humans continue to battle against the machines that have enslaved the human race - as the battle moves towards the city of Zion, the last human refuge. X2: X-MEN UNITED - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - The X-Men are back in this sequel to X-Men (2000), where they face new challenges and must come together against a common foe - a anti-mutant human named Stryker, who threatens Professor Xavier's school.

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MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249–2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee $ A Mighty Wind - PG13 - Th (2:20, 4:50), 7:45, 10, Fr, M-W (11:50, 2:20, 4:50), 7:45, 10, Sa-Su (11:50, 2:20), 4:50, 7:45, 10 Anger Management - PG13 - Th (2:35, 5:10), 7:35, 10, Fr, M-W (12:10, 2:35, 5:10), 7:35, 10, Sa-Su (12:10, 2:35), 5:10, 7:35, 10 Bend It Like Beckham - PG13 - Th (2:05, 4:35), 7:10, 9:40, Fr, M-W (11:35, 2:05, 4:35), 7:10, 9:40, Sa-Su (11:35, 2:05), 4:35, 7:10, 9:40 Bruce Almighty - PG13 - Th (2, 2:15, 2:30, 4:30, 4:45, 5), 7, 7:15, 7:30, 9:20, 9:35, 9:50, Fr, M-W (11:30, 11:45, 12, 2, 2:15, 2:30, 4:30, 4:45, 5), 7, 7:15, 7:30, 9:30, 9:45, 10, Sa-Su (11:30, 11:45, 12, 2, 2:15, 2:30), 4:30, 4:45, 5, 7, 7:15, 7:30, 9:30, 9:45, 10 Down With Love - PG13 - Th (2:10, 2:30, 4:40, 5), 7:15, 7:30, 9:30, 9:45, Fr, M-W (11:40, 2:10, 4:40), 7:15, 9:30, Sa-Su (11:40, 2:10), 4:40, 7:15, 9:30 Holes - PG - Th (4:20), 9:10, Fr, M-W (11:30, 4:20), 9:10, Sa-Su (11:30), 4:20, 9:10 Identity - R - Th (2:25, 4:55), 7:45, 10, Fr, M-W (11:55, 2:25, 4:55), 7:45, 10, Sa-Su (11:55, 2:25), 4:55, 7:45, 10 The In-Laws - PG13 - Th (2, 2:15, 4:30, 4:45), 7, 7:30, 9:15, 9:45, Fr, M-W (11:30, 11:45, 2, 2:15, 4:30, 4:45), 7, 7:30, 9:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (11:30, 11:45, 2, 2:15), 4:30, 4:45, 7, 7:30, 9:15, 9:45 Malibu’s Most Wanted - PG13 - Daily (2:15), 7:05 Wrong Turn - R - Fr, M-W (12, 2:30, 5), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (12, 2:30), 5, 7:30, 9:45

KA`AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Daddy Day Care - PG - Th (12:30, 1:10, 2:45, 3:25), 5, 7:20, 9:35, Fr-W (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:20, 9:35 Finding Nemo - G - Fr-W (12:35, 1:30, 3:05), 4, 5:30, 7:10, 7:50, 9:35, 10:05 The Italian Job - PG13 - Fr-W (12:20, 2:45), 5:10, 7:35, 9:55 The Lizzie McGuire Movie - PG - Th only (1, 3:10), 5:15, 7:25 The Matrix Reloaded - R - Th (12:45, 1:25, 3:45), 4:25, 6:45, 7:25, 9:45, 10:25, Fr-W (1), 4:05, 7:05, 10 X2: X-Men United - PG13 - Th (1:15), 4:15, 6:40, 7:15, 9:30, 10:05, Fr-W (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, 10:05

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Bruce Almighty - PG13 - Th, Su-W (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:45, Fr-Sa (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:45, 10:45 Daddy Day Care - PG - Th (12:05, 3), 5:15, 7:25, Fr-Sa (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:25, 10:15, Su-W (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:25 Finding Nemo - G - Fr-Sa (12:45, 3), 5:30, 7:50, 10:15, Su-W (12:45, 3), 5:30, 7:50 The Matrix Reloaded - R - Th, Su-W (1:30), 4:30, 7:30, Fr-Sa (1:30), 4:30, 7:30, 10:30 X2: X-Men United - PG13 - Th only (1), 4:15, 7

FRONT STREET THEATERS 900 Front Street, 249–2222 Daddy Day Care - PG - Th-Fr, M-W (4:50), 7, 9:15, Sa-Su (2:30), 4:50, 7, 9:15 Down With Love - PG13 - Th only (4:30), 6:45, 9 The In-Laws - PG13 - Th (4:45), 7, 9:30, Fr, M-W (4;15), 6:45, 9, Sa-Su (1:45), 4:15, 6:45, 9 The Italian Job - PG13 - Fr, M-W (4:30), 7, 9:30, SaSu (2), 4:30, 7, 9:30 X2: X-Men United - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (4:45), 7:15, 9:50, Sa-Su (2:15), 4:45, 7:15, 9:50

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249–2222 Anger Management - PG13 - Th only (1:45, 4:15), 7:30, 9:55 Bruce Almighty - PG13 - Th (2, 4:30), 7:15, 9:45, Fr, M-W (12, 2:30, 5), 7:30, 9:55, Sa-Su (12, 2:30), 5, 7:30, 9:55 Finding Nemo - G - Fr, M-W (12:15, 2:30, 4:45), 7, 9:15, Sa-Su (12:15, 2:30), 4:45, 7, 9:15 The Matrix Reloaded - R - Th-Fr, M-W (1, 4), 7, 10, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 10

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Teri’s Triple O 7:30pm Thu. & Fri., 5 & 8pm Sat., 7:30pm Sun., at MACC Whew! So see, you do have a few opportunities left to enlighten yourself to the power of the punani! Amy Carle, Starla Benford, and of course, Teri Hatcher all accomplished and mindblowingly talented actresses - will have you laughing your asses off, in between educating you about some serious women’s issues. But don’t let that scare you, boys, certainly you will delight as well in the orgasmic (triple, even! You go, girl!) performance by the “totally hot” Teri Hatcher.

Don’t Fear the Mosh Pit Attn: Maui - Hard Rock/Metal/Punk Shows Do Happen...With No Problems!

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Hard rock, heavy metal, punk - whatever you choose to call this particular breed of sound - is, I am happy to report, alive and well on Maui. Although, you would never know it, because a terrible tsunami of fear has overcome certain venues, liquor commissioners, and club managers in booking these types of shows. The Fear of The Mosh Pit. Daunted, they believe that the supposed-but-superficial anarchy of this particular brand of audience appreciation/participation (i.e. dancing) cannot possibly be controlled within reasonable limitations, without excess panic or penalty. Guess what? They’re wrong (this is an encouraging and happy observation!). Last week, I went to a punk show on Maui with several bands performing, that had to not be advertised due to the constraints brought on by organizing this kind of event, and was impressed. A rather large group of people from all over the island came out (via word of mouth only!), and proceeded to engage in the decades-old phenomenon of moshing, creating a substantial pit of thrashing teens and older folks alike. No fights ensued, no injuries, no property damage, nothing unsafe or indecent. Just good ol’ fashioned slamming - a bit of the old kids just having a swell time. Here’s proof, people. Rock shows can be done right - for everybody involved.

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Christopher Moore is as engaging and hilarious as his bestselling, satirical novels. He will tell you some very funny tales behind the “making of” his latest book, “Fluke” - he’s, like, the guy you would want at your dinner party to fascinate your guests and keep them in stitches long enough to forget that you’re serving them cheap wine and day-old eggs for pupus.

DJ Boomshot Thursday @ Bocalino; Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday & Wednesday @ Maui Brews! Apparently, Boomshot’s tribute to Jam Master J at last week’s Hard Rock Cafe Turntable Tekniks 2003 DJ competition completely blew people away. Called the “sickest freestyling DJ” that Maui has ever seen, DJ Boomshot may well be the best kept scratch-secret in our island’s clubs today. Obviously, he enjoys what he does and is so good at it, that he is booked weekly just about every night. What a little Energizer Bunny! Must be a testament to his skill that his beats keep the crowd pumped so much that they energize him enough to keep on going...and going...

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Ledward Ka’apana & George Kahumoku Thursday (tonight). Hawaiian Skack Key guiarists. Tickets: $20. 7:30pm, McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. "Two Rooms" - Friday thru Sunday. Presented by Maui OnStage. A Lee Blessing play about a love story that transcends time, space and the politics of our modern world. 7:30pm (Fri.), 4 & 7:30pm (Sat.) & 6pm (Sun.), Iao Theater, 242-6969. Kauai Music Festival - Sunday thru Wednesday. A songwriting event featuring performances by Lisa Loeb, Hapa, John Cruz, Gail Swanson, and others. 8pm, Hyatt Regency Kauai Grand Ballroom, (877) MUSIC22. The Vagina Monologues - Thru June 1. Three spirited women talk–story – about women, sexuality and relationships – in this award-winning play that has become a national phenomenon. 5:30pm (Pre-show), Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW (7469).

TICKETS ON SALE The Ataris - June 7. All ages welcome. Tickets:

$17.50. 7pm, Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, charge by phone: 1 (877) 750-4400. Iona Contemporary Dance Theatre “Destiny” - June 7. A glorious production that blends butoh, modern dance, original costumes and more. Tickets: $40 $25. 7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Lisa Loeb - June 8. An acoustic evening with special guest Gail Swanson. Tickets: $25. 7:30pm, McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. 12th Annual Ki Ho’alu Slack Key Guitar Festival - June 22. An all-day, all-star line-up of Hawaii’s finest slack key musicians, crafts and ono food. 2-7pm, A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469. Evanescence - July 11. All ages welcome. Tickets: $20. 7pm, Pipeline Cafe, Oahu, charge by phone: 1 (877) 750-4400.

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Coral Reef Information Station - 8am-2pm Tue.-

Thu. at Ulua Beach in Wailea; Fri.-Mon. at Airport Beach in Kaanapali. Free information about Hawaii's coral reefs and reef animals, along with a free guided reef tour by a Pacific Whale Foundation naturalist. For more info, call 249-8811.

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Candlelight Service for Veterans - 6:30-7:30pm, in front of the War Memorial Gym. The event will commemorate the 50th anniversary at the end of the Korean War. Candles will be provided.

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King Ke Surf Team Fundraiser - 9am-6pm, Hana Highway Board shack in Paia. Used surfboard sale to help King Kekaulike High School’s surf team represent the state at the NSSA Nationals. For info or to donate any surfboards, call 573-1955. Maui Matsuri 2003 - 10am-2pm, in historic Wailuku Town on Market Street. This is an annual Japanese cultural festival, featuring Obon dancing, entertainment, food and crafts booths. The theme of this year’s event is "Kodomo No Tame Ni " - which means " for the sake of the children." For info, call 879-0007. Apassionata Duo - 2pm, at Borders Books & Music in Kahului. Special CD release performance. For info, call 877-6160. Beyblade Battling Top Competition - 2:30pm, at Lahaina Cannery Mall. For more info, call 661-4766.

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World Yoyo Champion Performance - 2:30pm, at the Lahaina Cannery Mall. 1999 World Yo-yo Champion Jennifer Baybrook will perform over 300 different tricks! For info, call 661-4766.

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“Casual Classics” - Pinapple Hill Estates, Kapalua. A one-hour concert of chamber music featuring selections by Mozart, Beethoven, and Dohnanyi. Tickets: $100, includes dessert and coffee. Proceeds benefit Maui Classical Music Festival. For info, call 669-8803.

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BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed., Thurs. and Fri.; Harry Troupe, Sat.; Kaleo Phillips, Sun.; Benny Uyetake, Mon.; Maurice Bega, Tue.; All sets from 810:30pm. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cafe O’Lei - Roscoe Wright and his Band, Fri. and Sat.; Contemporary island duo, Tue. and Wed. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thurs., Sat., Sun. and Wed.; Harry Troupe, Fri.; Gail Swanson, Mon. and Tues. All sets from 4:30-7:30 and 8-11pm. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thu. & Fri.; Kawiko Lum Ho, Sat.; Ernest Pua’a, Sun.; Brian Haia, Mon.; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue.; Ernest Pua’a, Wed. All sets from 6:30-9:30pm. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474. Hula Grill - Ernest Pua’a and Brian Kaui Haia, Thurs.; Ernest Pua’a, Kawika Lum Ho & Brian Haia, Fri.; Maurice Bega, Da Ukulele Boys, Sat.; Kawika Lum Ho, Da Ukulele Boys, Sun.; Kawika Lum Ho, Albert Kaina & Brian Kaui Haia, Mon.; Jarret Roback, Don Kaulia & Albert Kaina, Tues.; Ernest Pua’a, Brian Kaui Haia & Roy Kato, Wed. Live music is from 3-5 and 7-9:30pm. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Live music with Tracey & Farzad 6:30-9pm Wed. & Fri. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787. Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue., Thu.; Randy Reno, Sat.; Sets from 6-9pm. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, 7-8:30pm Wed. thru Sun. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, 4-6pm Thu.; Classic rock with JD & Mario, 3-6pm Fri.; Anastasia Gilliam & friends, 3:30-6pm Sat.; Kilohana, 3:30-6pm Sun.; Jarret Roback, 4-6pm Wed. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495. Maui Brews - Jonah Livin Band, 6-10pm, Fri. 900

Front St., Lahaina, 667-7794. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Damien Awai, 7pm Sat.; Jonah Livin, 7pm Sun. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurante Pianist Rene Alonzo & Friends play light rock, country, and blues, during happy hour on Thursdays from 36pm, and Saturdays from 6-9pm. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666. Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Hawaiian Style), Thurs.; Greg DiPiazza (Classic Rock N Roll), Fri.; Ed Truthan (Versatile Contemporary Rock N Roll), Sat.; Erik Pietsch (if you like Jimmy Buffet, you will love Erik), Mon.; Ricardo Dioso (Flamenco Guitar), Tues.; Rene Alonzo (New Orleans Style Piano), Wed.; All 69pm. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9pm. Gene Argelle, Mon. & Tue.; Cody Gillette, Wed.; Joel Gold, Thu.; Mark Johnson, Fri. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, Kaanapali, 667-7477. Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincaid Basques, 7:30-9:30pm Wed. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500. Whale’s Tale Bar & Grill - Eric Pietsch, Thurs.; Patrick Major, Fri. & Tue.; Greg diPiazza, Sat.; Cryin’ Out Loud, Sun.; Eric Pietsch, Mon.; Armadillo, Wed. All sets from 69pm. 672 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4044.

SOUTH MAUI

Bada Bing - Rat Pack Piano Bar with Mat Cain, 6:309pm Thu., Fri. and Sat. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. Capische? – Joyce and Gord, Wed. & Thu.; Esther Godinez (vocals) Salvador Godinez (piano), & Ed Connors (bass) perform a mix of standards, bossa nova and original music, 7-10pm Fri. & Sat. Call ahead for details. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. KKO Kai Ku Ono – Lono, Thu. thru Sat.; Kawika, Sun.; Howard Ahia, Mon.; Kenny Roberts, Wed.; all sets 6-9pm. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 875-1007. LuLu’s - Patrick Major, 4-7pm Thu. 1945-H S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, 6:30-9pm,

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DA KINECALENDAR Thurs., Fri. & Sun.; Miguel Maldonado Quartet, Sat. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill – Mark Johnston solo piano, Wed. thru Sun.; Brian Cuomo solo piano Mon. & Tues. Sets from 7-10pm. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Margarita’s Beach Cantina – Cool Steel, 5-7pm Friday. 101 S. Kihei Rd., 879-5311. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, 7-10pm Thu. & Sun. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, 6-9pm Fri.; Guitarist Luis Diaz, 6-9pm Sat. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Thu., Fri. & Wed.; Guitar & vocals w/ Brado, Sat.; Patrick Major, Sun.; Steel drums & sax w/ Brian Wittman, Mon. & Tue. All from 6-10pm. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI

Manana Garage – Neto & Friends, 6:30pm Thu. & Fri.; Fortunato’s Magic, 7pm Fri.; Neto & Hot Salsa, Sat.; Neto Peraza, Tue.; Bobby & Tula, 6:30pm Wed. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Jacque’s - Greg DiPiazza & Tato Duo, 7-10:30pm Mon. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Live music 7-10pm Thu. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe - Jazz w/ Eve Moffatt, 6:30-9:30pm Fri.; Gypsy guitar w/Bo Shores, 6-9pm Sun.; Vintage Hawaiian music, 6-9pm Wed. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI

Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Ed Truthan w/ contemporary classics, Thurs.; Patrick Major, Fri.; Wayne & Friends, Sat.; Ed & Ron, Sun.; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon.; Scott Baird & Friends w/ contemporary music, Tues.; Howard Ahia w/ Hawaiian music, Wed.; all 5:30-9:30pm. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. Hyatt Regency Maui 200 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 661-1234 “Tony ‘n Tina’s Wedding” 6:30pm Mon., Wed., Fri., & Sun. in the Swan Court. Torchlighting ceremony at 6:15 nightly followed by live Hawaiian entertainment 6:30-9:30 nightly in the Weeping Banyan: Sam Fukuhara, Thurs., Sun.-Mon.; Pam Gamboa Peterson, Tues. 5:30-9:30pm; Larry Gollis, Fri-Sat.; Stephanie Anderson, Wed. "Drums of the Pacific" luau by Tihati, 5:30-8 nightly. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Black Rock Illusions dinner show at 5:30pm Sun., Tue. & Thu. in the Kanahele Room; Ka’anapali

Serenaders, 6-9:30pm Sat.; Free hula show 6:30-7:30 nightly; Auntie Aloha’s Breakfast Luau, 8:15am Mon.Fri.; Paniolo Barbecue w/ live music & dancing, 6pm Mon.; Sunday champagne brunch w/ Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9am-1pm. Kapalua Bay Hotel / Kapalua Bay Hotel, A Luxury Collection Resort 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Jazz trio 6-9pm Fri. & Sat.; Solo pianist from 6-9pm Sun.-Thu.; Gardenia Court: Contemporary Hawaiian music, 11am-1:30pm Sun.; Lehua Lounge: Hula performances 5:30-7pm & Contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30pm nightly. Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500 Sea House Restaurant: Kincaid Basques, Sun.Tue.; Albert Kaina, Wed.; Kincaid & Albert, Thu.; Napili Kai Foundation Polynesian Dinner Show, 6pm Fri.; Kincaid Basques, Sat.; All shows from 7-9pm unless otherwise noted. Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Reiko, solo guitarist & vocalist beginning at 5:30pm nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae 6:15-9:45pm Fri.-Tue. Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/ Eddie Lilikoi & Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian & Polynesian songs and dances at 5 nightly. Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar entertainment w/ hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu., Mon. & Tue.; Ralph & Allan, Fri.; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat. & Sun.; Nathan & Ralph, Wed.; Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7 to 8 nightly. The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Tropica: Bobby Ingram Trio, Sun., Wed. & Sat.; JD Band, Tue.; Keoki Kahumoku, Mon., all 7-9pm; Fortunato’s magic 6:30-8:30pm Tue., Thu. & Sat.

SOUTH MAUI

Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo & Alan Villeran, 5:30-7:30pm, jazz with Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Thu.; Contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:3011:30pm Fri.; Island Style Trio, 5:30-7:30pm w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30pm Sat. & Mon.; Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, 8:30-11:30pm Sun.; Tiffany Lee & Josh 8:3011:30pm Mon. & Sat.; Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:30-11:30pm Wed. Sunset torchlighting nightly. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry

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DA KINECALENDAR Golis, Thu.; Brian Mansano, Fri.; Ricardo, Sat.; Luis Diaz, Sun.-Tue.; Mitch Kepa, Wed.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly. The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/ hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon. & Sat., Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradyse & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon., Tue., Thu., Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Jamie Lawrence, Tue.-Sat.; solo guitarist Sun. & Mon., 6-9pm Wailea Sunset Luau, 68:30pm Tue., Thu. and Sat. Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian &contemporary guitar & vocals, 6-10:30pm Sun., 68:30pm Tue., Thu. and Sat. Mele ‘Ohana duo, 6 -8pm Mon., Wed. and Fri., 8:30-10:30pm Mon.-Sat. and 9am-1pm Mon., Wed. and Fri.

EAST MAUI

Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, 6:309:30pm Thu.-Sun.; Hula show, 7:30-8:15pm every Thu. and Sun. in the Main Dining Room.

STAGE

"The Wrong Guy" - 7:30pm Friday & Saturday, Maui Academy of Performing Arts, 2027 Main St, Wailuku. A trapped and tormented housewife, a delinquent husband lost in fantasy, a paperboy caught in between until the police step in... $10-advance, $12-at-door. For info, call 244-0852 (Cafe Marc Aurel). "Moby-Dick and Multicultural Democracy" 7:15-9:15pm Wednesday, Baldwin High School Auditorium, Kahului. A dramatic reading by local actors and discussion with Carolyn Karcher, Temple

ART

University. Free. For more info, call 261-1140.

book signings

The Vagina Monologues - 12-1pm Saturday, at Borders Books & Music in Kahului. Teri Hatcher and the cast of Vagina Monologues will sign copies of the Eve Ensler book. For more info, call 877-6160. Christopher Moore’s “Fluke” - 6pm Wednesday, at Borders in Kahului. The author will be signing copies and talking about his latest novel, which takes place on Maui. For info, call 877-6160.

LECTURES

The Neurobiology of Addiction - 8:30am-4pm Friday, at Cameron Center Auditorium. Presented by Carlton Erickson, M.D., Director of Addiction Science Research & Ed. Center-University of Texas. For info, call 573-1929. Living With Lupus - 3:30pm Saturday, at Lahaina 7th Day Adventist Church. Open forum to discuss coping with a chronic illness. Free. Call 1-800-201-1522. Living & Learning with Diabetes - 9am-12pm Saturda, at the Kaiser Permanente Wailuku Clinic. Topic: planning meals, shopping, reading food labels & eating out. For more info, call 243-6400. Vocational Rehab, Returning to Work - 12pm Tuesday, at Cameron Center Auditorium. Brown Bag Lunch Series. Free. For info, call 242-6461.

political

Maui County Affordable Housing Task Force Meeting - 9-11am Thursday, at the Maui Economic Opportunity offices, 99 Mahalani St., Wailuku. Open to the public. Call Tom Blackburn-Rodriguez at 249-2990. Meeting on the Statewide Transportation Improvement Program - 7pm Thursday, at the Highways Division Maui District Office, 650 Palapala Drive, Kahului. For info, call 587-1830. Republican Party, Upcountry District - 7pm Thursday, at Grace Church in Pukalani. Rep. Kika Bukoski will be speaking on the 2003 legislative session. Open to the public. For more info, call 249-8880.

FriDAY, MAY 30

Gauguin's Zombie - Thru June 15, in the Schaefer Gallery of the Maui Arts & Cultural Center. This work explores such issues as colonialism, cultural identity, and western and non-western worlds through a fictionalized journey of Paul Gauguin's Zombie. For info, call 242-2787. Juried Members’ Exhibit 2003 - 10am-4pm thru June 22, Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center in Makawao. For more info, call 572-6560. “Art in the Village” - 6-10pm Thursday, Whalers Village in Kaanapali. Artist demonstrations, live Hawaiian and jazz music, hula and Tahitian dance, prizes contributed by each of the galleries, and complimentary champagne and pupus. Call 661-4567. Weekly Gathering of Maui's Top Artists 8:30am Thursday, on the grounds of Keolahou Hawaiian Church, in North Kihei. Call Michael Stark at 879-9337. First Friday’s “A Treat For Women” - 6-9pm, at Gallerie Ha, across Iao Theater in Old Wailuku Town. Women, become works of art! Beautiful dresses cut to fit all sizes. Silks! Satins! Beads! Sequins! Step right into Hollywood glamour...for an hour...or a lifetime...Call 244-3993. Friday Night is Art Night in Lahaina - 7-10pm. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town for special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free & open to the public! Call Theo Morrison at 667-9194. He U`i Cultural Arts Festival - 9am-5pm Saturday & Sunday, under the Banyan Tree in Lahaina. A gathering of Hawaiian artists and crafters display, sell, and demonstrate cultural arts & crafts, with live Hawaiian music and cultural talks. For more info, call 667-9194. “Exotic Maui Flowers” - 5pm Sunday, at the Pacific Center for Photography, 96 Central Ave., Wailuku. A collaborative show of Pigment Prints by Haiku artists Tom and Michelle Sewell. Call 572-3554. WOW! Wailea on Wednesdays - 6:30-9:30pm, The Shops at Wailea celebrates "Festival of the Arts" featuring artists and artwork displays, live entertainment, fashion events, and more. On Sunday, Brian Mansano will be performing Acoustic Guitar 5:30-8:30pm in the East Wing. On Wednesday, George Kahumoku will be performing Hawaiian music 7-9pm in the Lower Courtyard. For more info, call 891-6770.

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Keiki Song & Storytime - 10:30am Wednesday, Borders in Kahului. With Uncle Wayne. For more info, call 877-6160. Seaside Stories - 11am Sunday, at Borders Books & Music in Kahului. Free program for ages 4 to 10 featuring stories and crafts with the staff of Pacific Whale Foundation. Call 249-8811 for information.

SPORTS

Maui Raceway Park - 5-11pm Fridays & Saturdays, Central Maui. For more info, call Aimee at 281-1273.

THURSDAY, MAY 29

Waikamoi Hike - 9am, at Hosmer Grove shelter (6800 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. 3hour, 3-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400.

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Hawaiian Canoe Club John M Lake Regatta 8am, at Kahului Harbor. Opening regatta of the 2003 outrigger canoe race schedule, honoring John M Lake, founder of Hawaiian Canoe Club. Call Mary Akiona, HCC office at 893-2124.

SUnDAY, June 1

Aluminum Man 1/2 Mile Swim/4.5 Mile Run 8am, Maui Prince Beach, Makena. For info, call Nancy or Jami at 878-2949. Maui Polo's Maui Biker Polo Smackdown 1:30pm, at Manduke Baldwin Polo Arena (1 mile above King Kekaulike High School on Haleakala Highway). Kids free. Adults $5. For info, call 877-7744.

MonDAY, June 2

Waikamoi Hike - 9am, at Hosmer Grove shelter (6800 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. 3hour, 3-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400. West Maui Table Tennis Club - 6:30-10:30pm, Lahaina Civic Center. Call Craig at 280-5056 for info. Maui Inline Hockey Association Women’s Games - 8-10pm, Kalama Park Skating Rink. For more info, call Deb Driscoll at 875-4038.

TuesDAY, June 3

Kapahu Farm Taro Patch Tour - 1-2pm, Kipahulu Visitor Center at Haleakala Nat’l Park. Join a Native Hawaiian guide from the Kipahulu 'Ohana on a moderate one-mile hike through wet, muddy terrain to active lo'i (taro patches). For info, call 248-8974. Sliding Sands Hike - 9am, Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. 2hour, 2-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400. Co-Ed Volleyball League - Teams and individuals should call 661-4685 to sign up. Maui Inline Hockey Association Men’s A Games - 7:30-9:30pm, Kalama Park Skating Rink. For more info, call Deb Driscoll at 875-4038. Senior Softball Games - at Keopuolani Park. For players 50 years old and above. For info, call 877-5103.

WednesDAY, June 4

Maui Inline Hockey Association Men’s B Games - 8-10pm, Kalama Park Skating Rink. For more info, call Deb Driscoll at 875-4038.

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Sliding Sands Hike - 9am, Sliding Sands Trailhead (9740 ft.) at Haleakala National Park Summit Area. 2hour, 2-mile hike. For more info, call 572-4400. Kilo Hoku - 7:30pm, at the Hosmer Grove shelter, Haleakala National Park. Special series of stargazing and star lore. This week’s topic: Early Astronomers & The Birth Of Agriculture. For info, call 572-4400.

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‘80s Night w/DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm

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1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

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Neto Peraza, Latin Night, No cover, 10pm

Kilohana, Island music, No cover, 10pm

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Mon - Clay Mortensen, Island music; Tu - Jay Molina & Gilbert Emata, Jam Night; Wed - Soul Concepts, R&B: ALL SHOWS- 10PM, NO COVER CHARGE!

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D.U.H., No cover, 10pm

889 Front Street, Lahaina - 661-3111

CASANOVA

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo, Samba y Freestyle Assassination, A HipSalsa y Ritmo Latino, $7, 9:30pm Hop Extravaganza, $7, 9:45pm

Nuffsed, Island sound Island Beat, $5, 9:45pm

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT

Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm12:30am

COMPADRES BAR & GRILL

Salsa Night $5, 10pm

142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

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41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

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Wed - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm Mon - Lawai’a, No cover, 10:30pm-12:30am

Mon - Uncle Willie K, 10pm; Tue - Ultra Fab Tuesday, w/DJ Blast & Chilltown Productions; Wed - Aloha Wednesday, w/DJ Blast, 9pm-1:30am

Movie Matinee & Dance

Vince Esquire, $3, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

The Twangers, No cover, 9pm

Randy Reeves, N/C, 5-7pm Hot Apple Pie, N/C, 9p-12am

Crunch Pups, No cover, 9pm-12am

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Da Hawaiians, No cover, 10pm

Kenny Roberts, No cover, 57pm

El Nino, No cover, 5pm

Open Mic Night, w/Vaughn Reno, No cover, 9:30pm

DJ Cyber, No cover, 9:30pm

Dezman, $5, 9:30pm

Voodoo Suns, No cover, 10pm-midnight

Cry’en Out Loud, No cover, 10pm-midnight

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

Mike & Dave Carroll, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

Gina Martinelli Band, N/C, 6pm Mon-Wed - Da Hawaiians, No cover Karaoke, w/James, No cover, 9:30pm

Mon - Karaoke, w/James, No cover, 9:30pm; Tue - Brew & View, No cover, 7pm; Wed Karaoke, w/James, No cover, 9:30pm

Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, Karaoke w/Auntie Toddy Lilikoi, No cover, 9:30pm No cover, 9:30pm

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180 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661-7082

LA JAZZERIE

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-0822

Kelly Covington, $5, 9:15pm

Pat Watson, $3, 9:15pm

Bobby Ingram, $5, 9:30pm

DJ Forrest Mask Party, $2, 9pm Mon - Pat Watson, $3, 9pm; Tue - Opera Night, 7pm/ DJ Rich, $3, 10pm; Wed - Pat Watson, $3, 9pm

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WHAT THE MARKET WILL BARE My ex-girlfriend and I had dynamite sex, but little else in common. Our breakup was mutual, and we're still friendly. I'm looking to meet somebody new, but I haven't yet, and I don't think she has either. You'll probably slam me for being a horny man, but I'd like advice on getting into a "friends with benefits" situation. - Friend In Need Like going to the supermarket on an empty stomach, if you go without sex long enough, you might be tempted to throw just about anything in your cart. Regular ex-sex should prevent your libido from chipping away at your standards for girlfriend selection until you're down to "no beards or mustaches" and "has to be in my species." Just be sure you play fair. Make sure everybody understands which way this is heading: nowhere, no matter what. Come up with a plan in case somebody starts pining for it to head somewhere, despite your agreement. There's nothing wrong with horny men - not if they're honest about what they want: in this case, the sex version of those little samples they hand out in the supermarket. Not exactly a meal, but enough fortification to get you past the big sale on Twinkies.

ONE GOOD TOSS AND TURN DESERVES ANOTHER I'm 27, and I've been dating this guy for seven months. The entire time, it's been an emotional roller coaster. For example, two weeks ago, he needed "space." I gave him space. Last week, he started calling constantly and asking to see me. He said he didn't mind if I saw other guys, so I went out with someone else, and now he's rubbing it in. I am not the type of girl to wait around for nothing. What is he thinking? - Two Steps Forward, Three Steps Back He's thinking you have a very short memory. He's thinking you're the type of girl who waits around for nothing. In his defense, he IS extremely reliable. In fact, the one thing you can always rely on is his unreliability. Luckily, unreliable men are like cell-phone service providers: There are a variety of providers to choose from, each unreliable in a slightly different way. If you compare the drama providers in your area, your local library should come out on top. There, you can load up on drama all day long - "Oh, Heathcliff, fill my ahms with heathuh!" - and still have ample energy, when you get home, to write a nice, long "Dear John" letter. Got a problem? Write Amy Alkon, 171 Pier Ave, #280, Santa Monica, CA 90405, or e-mail A d v i c e A m y @ a o l . c o m (www.advicegoddess.com)

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