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Dear Loud Guy at the Bar, I’ve been trying to understand President George W. Bush’s plans for what he calls Social Security “reform,” but they’re just so complicated. He tells me that the trust fund is going bankrupt and needs radical changes, the Democrats say that it just needs minor tweaks and I have no idea who’s right. Now I have a lot of money invested in lead futures but I’ve always counted on some

Dear Hassled, This guy right here is the maaaaan! THAT’S RIGHT, PAL! Drink up! Might as well—it’s on your tab! HEY, JUST KIDDING! Hey, you know I was just messing with you earlier about your girlfriend being a fat pig, right? I was totally just messing with you! I mean, she could stand to lose a few pounds, but… hey, where ya goin? MTW

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Is this the end of Environment Hawai’i? If the medium is the message as Marshall McLuhan famously noted, then the Environment Hawai’i newsletter is a serious statement. Streamlined and concentrated, the publication has spent the last 15—as its name implies— aggressively reporting the threats that face Hawai’i’s environment. But like many plant and animal species throughout Hawai’i, Environment Hawai’i is on the brink of extinction. Financial troubles may lead to its demise as early as this June. “When I think of Environment Hawai’i having to close, a sadness comes over me knowing that Hawai’i’s important environmental stories will go unreported,” said Patrician Tummons, one of the Hilo-

Food Cops The following tale is taken straight from official complaints and inspection reports on file with the State of Hawaii Department of Health Food Safety office.

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Time: 4:00 p.m. Little Caesars has meatballs? Well, if it sounds too good to be true then it probably is. For one customer at K-Mart’s pizza station, a cheap meal of meatballs, sauce and a side salad, eaten at 4 p.m. later went terribly wrong. By 8 p.m. that night the customer claimed to have experienced nausea, the no-good, lowdown cramps and vomiting. This led the customer to complain to the Health Dept. about the possibility of contracting a food borne illness. But a June 25 inspection—three days after the incident in question—didn’t find any food contamination. But the inspector did learn that the meatballs are frozen and then baked while the meat sauce is heated directly out of the can. The salads are fresh daily and ingredients have a holding time of no more than two days. Employees use gloves in all preparation and inspectors found no open sores on any employee’s fingers. No other complaints were filed. Praise from Caesar. -G. Poccia

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based newsletter’s two founders. “There are so many critical issues crying out for coverage.” Since its founding in 1990, the newsletter has attracted a diverse readership, including government agencies, elected officials, planning firms, attorneys, legislators, students and residents. You’d think such a large fan base would make the newsletter—which has never run advertisements—financially sound. But that’s not the case. In fact, the newsletter has been having troubles for some time. In 2003, the Hewlett Foundation—one of a number of organizations that provides grants to the newsletter to keep it afloat—curtailed its funding of nonprofits in Hawai’i. Then there’s the fact that many people just read EH online, where it’s available for free.

Environment Hawai’i To help call (877) 934-0130 or visit www.environmnet-hawaii.org. Send tax deductible donations to Environment Hawai’i, 72 Kapi’olani Street Hilo, HI 96720 pineapple fields across Oahu. Environment Hawai’i’s reporting directly led the company to stop using the poison. A year later, Tummons broke the story of how Hawai’i’s longline fishermen were snagging endangered sea turtles. “We kept reporting on this situation and building on the story until there was widespread awareness,” said Tummons.

FOUNDERS TUMMONS AND MARJORIE ZIEGLER CREATED THE INDEPENDENT, NONPROFIT NEWSLETTER TO PROVIDE A HIGHER STANDARD OF ENVIRONMENTAL REPORTING THAN THAT APPEARING IN HAWAI’I’S NEWSPAPERS. “I know there are a lot of people who read EH who don’t subscribe to it,” said Tummons. “We’ve managed to keep Environment Hawai’i’s subscription price bare-bones low [$35 a year] so it’s affordable for everyone.” To raise money, Tummons is considering charging a fee to see the publication online. “We were able to coast for a couple of years, but now we may have to call it quits without an increase in public donations and subscriptions,” said Tummons. Founders Tummons and Marjorie Ziegler created the independent, nonprofit newsletter to provide a higher standard of environmental reporting than that appearing in Hawai’i’s newspapers. Visually unassuming, this 12-page, double-sided monthly is printed on recycled paper and contains no advertisements or fluff to distract the reader’s attention. For 15 years, its two writers—just two—have helped shape public perception of Hawai’i’s environmental reality. The award-winning publication has reported on species protection, fisheries management, stream restoration, wastewater treatment and water contamination, to name a few. In 2003, the Hawai’i Society of Professional Journalists honored the newsletter. “We don’t get our information from news releases or interviews,” said Tummons. “We’re not satisfied with the rehearsed responses often obtained from lifetime bureaucrats.” In 1993, Tummon’s research uncovered how the Del Monte Corporation had stockpiled Heptachlor—a pesticide banned in 1978. And that they were still spraying it on their

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It took time, but it worked. In February 1999, the Center for Marine Conservation and the Turtle Island Restoration Network sued the National Marine Fisheries Service, attempting to ban the practice. “In November of that year, federal district Judge David Ezra issued an injunction banning the entire longline fleet from about one million square miles of the Pacific around Hawai’i,” said Tummons. “That lasted a couple of years. The final resolution included restrictions on the swordfish fishery, changes in gear that make it less likely that turtles will get hooked, changes in bait [from squid to mackerel] among other positive changes.” For local environmental activists, the thought of losing Environment Hawai’i is tough to bear. “EH reporters are often the lone public presence at crucial meetings of state and county regulatory agencies responsible for public health and the continued survival of our rarest and most unique life forms,” said Lucienne de Naie, vice chairwoman of the Hawai’i chapter of the Sierra Club. “Without EH’s excellent research and reporting the public would have limited scrutiny and knowledge of vital decisions being made every day that affect us all and generations to come.”

When they’re not scrutinizing local establishment time sheets or trying to grill licensees on why they pled not guilty to some charge against them, your Maui County Department of Liquor Control likes to do a little lobbying in Honolulu. “Wayne [Pagan] and I went to the legislature to kill some bills,” said Commissioner Joe Tanaka near the end of the March 9, 2005 Liquor Commission hearing, referring to numerous “bad bills” that liquor industry lobbyists were pushing. One of them would have scrapped all the county LCs in favor of a single, statewide liquor office—similar to that used for many years in California. Tanaka didn’t elaborate on how that particular bill would have been “bad”—beyond removing the need for guys like Tanaka to wear red polo shirts emblazoned with the LC badge. “Everything came out to our advantage,” said Assistant LC Director Pagan. Interestingly enough, one of those bills the LC let pass without a fight dealt with the Kahana-based Fish & Game Brewing Co., the only brewpub on Maui. For the last couple years, Fish & Game Brewmaster Tom Kerns has been working on legislation to make it easier for his—and the seven other brewers in Hawai’i—to distribute their beer to other establishments and the general public. When brewpubs—establishments that actually manufacture their own beer—first became legal in Hawai’i 10 years ago, they lacked certain practices that their mainland counterparts enjoy. Customs, really, like selling beer retail or in two-liter or half-gallon “growlers” to customers for them to take home. Because of Kerns’ efforts, which required his testimony before numerous state House and Senate committees, those practices are now legal in Hawai’i. “Initially there was a small amount of resistance from wholesale distributors,” said Kerns. “Distributors used to be against brewpubs doing everything. But we’re a small, locally owned and produced company. We can’t operate on economies of scale.” Citing a similar case in Oregon, Kerns said that as brewpubs grew, they found their own distribution inadequate for the task at hand and had to bring in wholesale distributors. He said that mollified Hawai’i distributors, who soon ended their opposition. As for the LC, Kerns said they provided no resistance. “They were very pleasant about it,” said Kerns. “It wasn’t a problem.”

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WEDNESDAY, MAR. 23 A coalition of local environmental groups including Native Hawaiian Legal Corporation, Hawai’i’s Thousand Friends and the Sierra Club Hawai’i Chapter are calling for state Department of Land and Natural Resources (DLNR) Director Peter Young to complete a fairly long list of tasks within two months or resign. Pissed at Young for his reluctance to ban commercial usage of the ‘AhihiKina’u Natural Area Reserve and his ham-fisted attempts to dissolve the State Water Commission, the groups want Young to hire a bunch of technically proficient deputy directors and managers, set deadlines for adopting instream flow standards throughout the state and just generally do his job. By coincidence, this comes as the state House Committee on Water, Land and Ocean Resources are considering auditing Young and the DLNR… The Associated Press is running a story today saying that Baghdad—which means “Garden of God” in Arabic—has really gone to seed. Gee, I wonder why! Now I would have thought that all the bombs we’ve been dropping and near-continuous mortar and small-arms fire we’ve been exchanging with the still nebulous insurgency 23 months after we supposedly won the war would have made the place a paradise on Earth. Silly me. In fact, the AP reported that London-based Mercer Human Resources Consulting surveyed 215 cities worldwide, and found that the quality of life in the so-called “City of Peace” has dropped to dead last—behind even Fargo, North Dakota! But there is good news—today’s Maui News is reporting that this week the island-based 411th Engineer Battalion of the U.S. Army Reserve will be returning to Hawai’i after a year’s tour in Iraq.

THURSDAY, MAR. 24 Haven’t said this in a while—or ever, now that I think about it—but God bless Donald H. Rumsfeld. Guy has a tough, tough rep, mostly because he’s in charge of a Department of Defense that allows American interrogators to beat and torture prisoners of war, authorized a too-small Iraqi invasion force that proved unable to defeat, much less contain a growing anti-American insurgency and still swaggers even though we failed to find Iraqi weapons of mass destruction, Osama bin Laden or a way out of this Middle Eastern quagmire we’ve made for ourselves. That being said, there’s an AP story in today’s Maui News that shows Rummy in a new, rational light. Speaking from Brasilia, Brazil—which I’m told is not at all like Fargo, North Dakota— Rumsfeld blasted the Venezuelan government’s bid to buy 100,000 AK-47 assault rifles from Russia—a move that would undoubtedly further destabilize a region of the world that already has far too many men with guns. “I can’t understand why Venezuela needs 100,000 AK-47s,” he said. “I can’t imagine if it did happen it would be good for the hemisphere.” Might be a little premature of me to say this, but I think this is the beginning of a new, more nuanced Bush Administration that finally sees the advantages of so-called “soft power”—culture, information, economic aid—over their current policy of simply bombing people. Even though they’ve had disagreements with Venezuela before, I think their opposition to the proposed weapons sale stems from a decent, honest desire to deescalate hot spots around the world.

My mistake. Today the AP’s reporting that we’re selling 24 F-16 fighter jets to Pakistan, which is still in a sometimes cold, sometimes hot war with

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its neighbor India. This sale, blocked since Dubya’s pop sat in the Oval Office in 1990, was considered punishment for Pakistan’s decision to begin manufacturing nuclear weapons. But don’t worry about this destabilizing the region further, an unnamed defense official told the AP: we’re also considering selling fighter jets to India.

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wonder why environmental types have christened the boats the “Pineapple Ferry.”

Worried that the $1 million they’ve pumped into the proposed Hawaiian Superferry might not be enough to get the boats running, the Maui Land & Pineapple Company is trying to get its employees—well, the ones it hasn’t laid off—to start lobbying government officials. “Let your elected representatives know the Superferry is important to you,” The Maui News reported ML&P Chairman David Cole as telling employee gathering this week. “It is very difficult to justify investing in new facilities if we cannot have the state connect in terms of new harbor facilities.” And people

Burger King escalated the war for the allimportant “big dumb fat ass” customer demographic today with their new Enormous Omelet Sandwich, according to CNN. The 730-calorie, 47-grams-of-fat breakfast “item” has a sausage patty, three bacon strips, two eggs and two cheese slices. Compared to the Whopper, the Enormous Omelet Sandwich has 30 more calories and 5 more grams of fat. In unrelated news, pharmaceutical giant Johnson & Johnson—the parent company of Cordis Corporation, which manufactures stents used in angioplasty surgery—is up a third of a point on the New York Stock Exchange.

TUESDAY, MAR. 29 You know, this whole thing about ML&P pushing the Superferry has got me thinking. Cole’s supposed to have all this political acumen, yet he’s found himself so mired in controversy that he’s pleading with his employees—still reeling from recent lay-offs and the worry of more layoffs—to boost the ferry for him. What if last year he’d pushed for the Superferry to undergo a full environmental review instead of the quick, suspicious-looking rush we have now? The environmental activists would have lost their strongest argument. So the Superferry would have undergo an Environmental Impact Statement—these things happen all the time. Unless Cole was worried it couldn’t pass muster… Hey, I’m just saying! Anthony Pignataro wonders why more cities aren’t like Fargo, North Dakota. MTW

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but, unexpectedly, the traders turned on them, punching and kicking the protesters until they ran for their lives. Two were hospitalized. Said one protester, “I’ve never seen anyone less amenable to listening to our point of view.”

FLORIDA CHILDREN AT RISK After several incidents of teacher-student sex in Florida, it was almost a relief in January that Perry, Fla., teacher Natalie Whalen, 58, was accused only of biting a student who had tried to take a CD player from her desk or that, in February, Orlando high school chemistry teacher Perry Pieski, 42, was accused only of teaching his class how to make a bomb. But the crisis returned in March when a man revealed in a divorce deposition that not only had he had trysts with his son’s Boynton Beach elementary school music teacher, Carol Flannigan, but so had the son.

THE UNRULY MOB On Thika highway in Nairobi, Kenya, in February, frenzied and hungry villagers brawled for access to meat from a baby hippopotamus (about 1,700 pounds) that had been killed by a passing vehicle. Amidst the kicking and punching, two people were stabbed. Two weeks earlier, in the London suburb of Edmonton, 6,000 Ikea customers rioted, vying for on-sale sofas (80 percent off) and other bargains. Said one customer, “There were people diving on sofas” and “tugging at two different sides of the same sofa and shouting ‘mine, mine.’” At least 20 people were taken by ambulance to hospitals.

PROTEST In London, 35 Greenpeace protesters rushed onto the floor of the International Petroleum Exchange in February, intending to paralyze oil trading on the day the Kyoto environmental initiative took effect,

OOPS! The Transportation Security Administration removed a screener from Newark Liberty International Airport in February and scheduled retraining after a passenger reported that she had inadvertently been allowed to pass a checkpoint with a butcher knife in her purse. The passenger, Katrina Bell, 27, was not charged with a crime because she had merely forgotten about the knife, having put it there earlier in the week before heading out on a “blind date.”

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Death by Consumption The push for a national sales tax

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They’ve trashed protection for bankrupt consumers and sunk their fangs into the soft fleshy throat of Social Security. Now Republicans are laying the groundwork for the ultimate goal in their ongoing war against the idea that government has a duty to mitigate economic injustice: replacing the income tax with a national sales tax. If current GOP trial balloons lead to full flight, their long-hoped-for replacement of the progressive tax structure in place since World War I with a fully regressive, McKinley-era system would be complete. Republicans count on our ignorance of history as they quietly re-spin the national consensus on taxation. Could that be why

to 10 percent of GDP. Increased revenues allowed the federal government to fund massive mobilizations in two world wars, launch expensive anti-poverty and public works programs to fight the Depression, outlast old Europe and outspend its principal international rival, the Soviet Union, into bankruptcy. Government also acted as an agent of wealth redistribution, using taxes dunned from the wealthy to help Americans in need. Income taxes transformed us into a superpower and helped create the large middle class that capitalist economies require for continuously expanding consumption. Ah, yes, consumer spending. Bush’s economists argue that “removing the tax… on savings and investment…would increase savings

A HIGH NATIONAL SALES TAX—IT WOULD HAVE TO BE BIG TO REPLACE TAXES ON SAVINGS AND INCOME—COULD PLUNGE US INTO A DEPRESSION. they relentlessly slash the education budget? There is, after all, a precedent for an America without a progressive income tax: the late 19th century. Back then the government relied on three sources of revenues: tariffs, property taxes and sales taxes. High tariffs, critics on the left and right agreed, stifled trade and drove down wages. And, since everyone buys the same necessities at the same prices, sales taxes fell disproportionately heavily on the poor. The average worker earning the equivalent of $30,000 a year spent all or almost all of that $30,000. The average person taking home $300,000 spent less and saved more—savings that, under the consumption tax scheme, was gloriously taxfree and, for the most part, sat in savings accounts gathering interest. The disparity between rich and poor became staggering; robber barons built magnificent mansions while millions starved. There was no middle class to speak of. Because the Carnegies and Vanderbilts who had all the money paid few taxes, the government of the 120-yearold United States was too weak to maintain a strong standing army, much less compete internationally against France, Britain and the other colonial powers. The modern income tax, enacted in 1913 with rates ranging between one and seven percent, replaced most tariffs and consumption taxes. By 1945 federal taxes started at 23 percent with the wealthiest individuals paying 94 percent. Though the top rate has since fallen, individual income taxes have since hovered at eight

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and investment.” That’s true. But if you’ve ever had to factor in the 20 percent national sales tax on goods purchased in Europe (they call it the “value added tax”), you know that taxes on purchases are as much of a disincentive as taxes on savings. Corpo-conservatives want you to think that investing creates most jobs. It doesn’t. Consumer spending generates 70 percent of GDP. A high national sales tax—it would have to be big to replace taxes on savings and income—could plunge us into a depression. There are, if you open your mind, other options. For example, a six percent tax on purchases of stocks, bonds and other securities would allow the complete elimination of individual income taxes: no more 1040s, no more H&R Block. Even the rich wouldn’t have to pay. Investors wouldn’t come out ahead until the value of their securities increased by at least six percent, but that’s also true about real estate. The standard six percent broker’s fee doesn’t seem to hurt the housing market. Or, given the rising disparity of wealth since 1975, we could restore the maximum 90 percent income tax on the wealthiest Americans. We had that during the 1950s, when the American century hit its zenith. We could hike taxes on corporations, and ban the creation of phony offshore headquarters whose sole purpose is the avoidance of taxes. Rich or poor, corporate or individual, government will collect its revenues from whomever screams the least. The howls of the rich and powerful for a consumption tax have disproportionate influence upon our supposed elected representatives. But the rest of us can scream too—and there are a lot more of us. MTW


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BY BARUKH SHALEV

Foam Sparrows Enjoying the secret world of Slope Soaring Chris and Dan are best friends from Tampa, Florida. They have an adversarial, comical energy that is reassuring. They remind me of a pair of quarrelling spouses. I recently met them in a secluded, rural area of Maui that I promised them I would not name. That’s because what they did out there is technically illegal. Several times a week, they and their friends visit this place to engage in Slope Soaring. It’s one of the only places on the island they can use. That’s because Slope Soaring requires specific conditions: consistent wind, a good throwing spot and a good funnel for wind gusts. But the equipment is minimal. You take a shaped piece of EPP foam like that used in boogie boards, attach a few mechanical wind foils connected by remote control, then throw the foam wings into the air. The craft look likes an enlarged boomerang. In flight, it recreates the physics of a bird coasting a puff of wind. “I would think that Maui is one of the best places in the world to do this,” Dan told me, looking around. “I mean, look at this. You got good visibility and look at that.” I look at that. “What are those cliffs?” he asked. “Two hundred, 250 feet? The deeper the slope, the more momentum the wind has to give the plane good lift.” From our vantage point, we can look up at the flyers. They look like flirting sparrows, hypnotically darting and weaving, gaining speed, doing barrel rolls and aerial formations. It is silent and bright and beautiful.

It’s coming around again! Hit the deck! The cliff soaring community is small, tightly knit and extremely secretive about the spots they visit. Time after time they explicitly instructed me not to identify their location or identities. “Don’t use my name,” one told me. “You can say anything you want, just don’t say my name,” said another. We were only out there a few hours when Chris lost his craft. The wind died suddenly and he lost control. It went down off to the east, maybe onto the cobblestone beachhead and hopefully not into the sea. It was getting dark and Chris ran off to fetch his craft before nightfall. I go to help him.

Scrambling down the hill I notice his plane sitting on a precarious edge of the cliff. It stands out, stranded upon the black rocks, a white piece of foam with yellow and red racing stripes. He wants to get his plane. “Dude, this looks doable but, I dunno,” he said. I warned him against trying. I pointed out all the loose rocks along the cliff face and said that if he stepped on of them, they would all slide and he would fall. The plane was only about $200 bucks, I said—not worth dying for. So we sat on the windy cliff, unsure of what to do next. I vainly tried to throw a rock at the plane, hoping to knock it loose. But the rock

missed its fell down, shrinking to a dot like on a Roadrunner cartoon. Babalouie (obviously not his real name) said he wanted to climb down and get it. Big and hairy with a big bushy beard, Babalouie looked like a pirate. Well, a pirate who was wearing overalls and kept drinking tequila from a silver flask. “Babalouie,” I said. “I don’t want to watch you die.” He ignored me, then negotiated his sizeable frame down the mountain. “I just wanna have a look-see,” he said, grunting. Rocks began to fall down the side of the cliff and into the ocean. But he made it. Despite the secrecy the Slope Soarers sought, their spot sure attracted a lot of tourists driving by. They always stopped and asked what we were doing. “God damn it if I didn’t think y’all were hangliding!” said one potbellied mechanic from Chicago. “Honey, didn’t I say these fellers was hang glidin’!” His wife smiled meekly. “Then I thought y’all was feedin’ them birds,” he said, sounding like one of the Blues Brothers. “Then I saw the colors and I said ‘ain’t no way those are birds!’” At one point a wealthy gentleman and his adolescent son from Boston stopped. They ended up flying one of the planes, which promptly crashed into the gulf. “That’s the downside of flying, having to run and get it when it crashes and burns,” said one of the Slope Soarers. The rich guy smiled sheepishly at the embarrassment of having crashed the plane. But he went down the gulch to get it, leaving his son to hold the remote control and look bored. A Chinese couple pulled up and took great pains to photograph one of the craft in flight. Later a group of Germans pulled up. “Eh! Incredible!” one shouted. They were all fascinated. “Eh! No engine? All natural? Eh! How very fantastic!” “Sometimes we are mean to the tourists, kinda,” said one of the hobbyists. MTW

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Molokai Cowboy I had to hitchhike to the Molokai Ranch. On the way I was picked up at the gas station by Kamo, a self described “chocolate and banana farmer.” He was curious about me and eventually offered to put me up in his home. I told him I was on my way to interview Jimmy Duvauchelle. I asked him if he could he tell me anything. “Everyone love Uncle Jimmy,” he said as we drove.

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Standing on one of the windswept plateaus of the Molokai Ranch, all the lush growth below seemed to lose dimension. The tall grass looked flat and smooth, as though I were flying high above the Great Plains of the American Midwest. I tried to imagine it covered in livestock. Ten thousand cattle at a time roamed here. Standing next to me was Jimmy Duvauchelle, “Uncle Jimmy,” as he’s known across the island. He’s the head cowboy for the Molokai Ranch, a sprawling property on the Western side of Molokai. He certainly looks the part, tall and upright with a torso capable of summoning incredible strength. He grew up here, riding and lassoing just as his forefathers did. Although he is getting old, with a slight paunch growing above his belt, he is still ruggedly handsome, with striking green eyes and an easy smile. Upon meeting him I noticed how much he reminded me of Sam Elliot, the Hollywood actor prone to playing in small screen adaptations of Louis L’Amour novels. Duvauchelle wears many hats. “I am the uncle to this island, the grandfather to this ranch, the head cowboy and the pastor for the ranch church,” he said. The E Komo Mai non-denominational congregation meets every Sunday in the barn. “Go in there, sweep it out, put the carpets out, assemble the prayer teams and get to work,” Duvauchelle told me were his responsibilities. “Put the pulpit right in the middle.” Duvauchelle has a soft voice and is seemingly shy, gentle and almost timid. He would always patiently wait until I


h a d stopped writing to continue talking. Perhaps because he is so photogenic, with the Hollywood looks photographers appreciate, he is often featured in promotional literature for Molokai. He deals often with journalists. He knows all the poses for a good headshot. “Molokai was very simple then,” he said of the old days growing up. “A simple life is what he had. The cowboy would provide the meat, venison.” Then he paused to look at the notes I was writing. “Better call it the pipi kaula,” he said smiling. “That’s Hawaiian for meat. “We had a system and everybody had a job, everybody played a part. We cowboys would exchange with the fishermen meat for fish, salt, the farmer would provide the taro for poi. We ate good and were healthy.” The lifestyle of the cowboy, Hawaiian or otherwise is difficult. Few people would be able to withstand the physical pressures of the work. “We didn’t know it was hard work, see, it was all we knew,” Duvauchelle said as we ride in his truck. “We had nothing else really, to compare it with. But in retrospect, knowing what I know now, it is hard. Guys would go home

pasture. We would sleep there, eat there. Next day, getup, keep going, another 5,000 acres then rest. It would take us one week to make the drive from one side to the other. “In those days we had 10,000 heads,” he continued. “My dad was the rough rider. His job was to break the horses in. They ride the horses out until it can’t buck anymore, then he would hand it over to the cowboys. It was a hard job. “Back in 1923, the ranch set aside 7,000 acres to make pineapple, that’s when the true lifestyle began to change a little bit,” he said, showing me the land were the pineapple was grown. We passed a small housing settlement on the hill near his house. “Know who used to live there before?” he asked, grinning. “The Pineapple bosses.” With the change in infrastructure came a threat to the paniolo way of life, one of many to come. “They weren’t so dependant on us cowboys anymore,” Duvauchelle told me. “The economy had changed toward fruit production. As they cut back on the land, they cut back on the cattle. “We would teach the children the lifestyle early, as little keikis they would learn about the lasso, horses. Learn respect. Get one really small calf, like a

does now. With technology things are so much easier but you also lose something. While the work is hard, you get a connection with what you are doing. What my father did in one week I do in one hour. You would ride and ride and not see another cowboy for six hours. No lunch, keep working. Then eventually there were laws that said a man can’t work for a certain time without getting overtime. Most of us never listened to that. They would just carry on. We would work until we were done. That was our way. But by that time it was the official end of the paniolo lifestyle, as I knew it. Attitudes started to change. It became less of the lifestyle and more a business. Things became more modern.” I asked him where it was all going. “Real estate,” he said without hesitation. “The hardest thing was branding,” Duvauchelle said. “It is really hard but important to the paniolo culture because it’s bonding with the cattle. People get mad about that now but they don’t understand it. “You have to subdue the animal, you bond with it. After the brand there is a mutual respect, the animal knows you are in control and you respect the cattle for the fight. Now it is all gone, branding is modernized, mechanized. I wish that we kept the old ways.

“THE HARDEST THING WAS BRANDING,” DUVAUCHELLE SAID. “IT IS REALLY HARD BUT IMPORTANT TO THE PANIOLO CULTURE BECAUSE IT’S BONDING WITH THE CATTLE. PEOPLE GET MAD ABOUT THAT NOW BUT THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND IT. with no shirt, no pants. You wear one watch—forget it, braddah. Your watch is gonna be gone by the end of the day, and watches were expensive in Molokai in the old days! Like one luxury item.” The concern for one’s watch wear was purely aesthetic, I suppose, for cowboy time was on its own orbit. “Days began early and were long,” Duvauchelle said. “We would wake up at 4 a.m., before the sun rose. The stable boy would bring the horses to the stable and feed them, then the cowboys would come in and begin the drive. “The drive would start at Kualapu’u, that’s the beginning of Molokai. Then drive the cattle 5,000 acres to the next

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baby and have a keiki lasso it or wrestle it down. Kids now don’t do that. Someone would say, ‘Hey, be easy on them kids!’ But that’s the only way they are gonna learn. You have to be brave with the animal, familiar with it. You can’t learn that at college, you have to be taught early. “Those days it wasn’t work, it was life,” he continued. “Now it’s like someone you work for. It’s like that vase, you can make the vase, create it, or you can just take the vase and move it over there. That’s the difference I mean. “In the days of my grandfather it would take 10 men to do what one man

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“After the branding there was a pai’na, like a party, feast. We would party down. Cook meat, have some fish, take some beer. The beer would relax you, after all that work, the beer would make you relax, wind down.” Jimmy Duvauchelle is a bridge between worlds. One is disappearing, the other gaining increasing ground. As I surveyed the grounds I noticed neatly arranged paths cutting a swath across the grassy expanse. I asked him what they were. “It called an alley,” he said. “Instead of taking all the cattle across the whole property, we just rustle them

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through these channels. Like a cannery, I guess.” Duvauchelle began working as a full-time cowboy in the late 1960s, a period marked by a rapid social evolution into an industrial economy. “In those days, you were born in the ranch, you lived on the ranch, and you died on the ranch,” he told me as we walked through a stable. “Now it is more separated, home life and work life. But then everything in your life was provided by the ranch, babysitters, bus would take the kids to school. I miss that. The lifestyle would repeat itself, you raise your kids on the ranch and they take over when you are old. Just like now, my grandson is a rancher, my sons were ranchers and I taught them what I knew, just as my father did for me.” Duvauchelle himself has several children and grandchildren. His grandson works on the ranch with him, the sixth in a generation of Hawaiian cowboys. Still, the hard work and long hours took their toll. “Seven years after I started working, I guess because I was an outstanding worker they made me foreman which meant early mornings and late nights,” he said. “Four a.m. to 10, 11 at night. I worked so hard that I couldn’t be as much as a father to my son as I wanted. There became this separation between us in a way. I would spend so much time on the ranch, taking care of the cattle that, in a way I missed my son growing up, missed the things that mattered. “One day I came home and felt something missing,” he continued. “I knew something was missing, I didn’t know what. I sat and looked at the walls, looked in the mirror and in the drawers and tried to figure it out. It was my kids. They had gone away to college, had lives of their own. “Eventually, my kids came back to the ranch and I have made up for the lost time, as much as I could. They worked with me, my oldest girl and my youngest girl are still here but my son moved to Maui, to be a construction worker. I was glad for the opportunity I gave him.” I looked in Ducauchelle’s sea green eyes, and saw a touch of sadness. MTW

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Almost Too Hawaii Lahaina’s venerable Blue Lagoon So sweet and quiet or so wild and outgoing, the Blue Lagoon shows two faces. In the daytime, it’s a comfortable family restaurant that offers much in the way of quality and service. It’s a place where you can break away from the shopping crowds and enjoy one of the last affordable sit-down restaurants in Lahaina.

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live music. But after the kitchen closes at 9 p.m., the Blue Lagoon shows its other face. The waterfall gets turned off, the stereo is turned up and the Blue Lagoon starts catering to Lahaina’s night crowd. The bar is a great place to watch sports and enjoy popular pub munchies, like loaded potato skins and chicken skewers. And that’s fine. Hey, lots of places are like that. But unlike most bars, the Blue Lagoon is one of the few bars on Maui that serves Guinness on tap.

Because it’s got an open-air setting, bargoers light up without the area getting too stuffy or smoky. The Blue Lagoon will stay well lit throughout the night. That being said, it’s not that great a place to find a date. Some might consider that a minus, but it’s actually an advantage. The place always maintains a consistently friendly and laidback mood. The variety of reggae and local musicians, modern and classic rock ‘n roll and sometimes even speed metal can change with

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Open daily from 8:30 a.m. to 2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8141. If you happen to be walking by on Front Street, you can sneak a peek at the restaurant simply by looking down. Across from the Banyan Tree, the Blue Lagoon emerges as a tropical landscape located on the lower level of Wharf Cinema Center. From your street level vantage point, you will see a lush and lively oasis complete with a wrap-around waterfall, fishpond and colorful tabletops hand-painted by local artists. There’s an almost Disneyland feel about the place. It’s too colorful, too tropical. It’s Hawai’i by way of Hollywood. For tourists just off the boat, the place must seem as familiar as an episode of Magnum, P.I. Not that any of this is bad—it’s actually kind of comforting at times. The Blue Lagoon is now under new ownership. Its new menu features a salad bar as well as other revisions to the menu, including local fare, burgers, steaks and fresh fish. Prices vary from $7.95 for burgers to around $16.95 market price for fish. One of the most delicious items is the warm Kula spinach tomato salad for $9.95. It’s made with fresh Kula spinach, bacon, tomato, goat cheese and is served with a warm onion vinaigrette. On Tuesday nights, the Carroll Brothers entertain dinner patrons with

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Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and island spices. 275 Kaahumanu Ave, Queen Kaahumanu Mall, Kahului, 871-7726. $

Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything we’ve seen on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi! Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. $

Mike’s Restaurant - Authentic Chinese cooking and ono local grinds. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Also offer catering. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 2447888. $

Sub Paradise - Maui’s famous subs since 1990. An extensive list of breakfast bagels, sub sandwiches and salads. Open Mon-Fri, 7 p.m.; Sat, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun, 7 a.m.-4 p.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the kitchen sink burritos to quesadillas. Casual dining and various piñatas available. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877–8707. $

Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, homemade corned beef, sashimi, tossed salads. Catering and banquet facility. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $

Little Ceasar Pizza Station - Specialty pizzas along with salads and sandwiches. Located inside of K-mart. 424 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1566. $

Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous ‘50s cafe. Old time American dining morning to night. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $

Koho Grill & Bar - Comfort food in a casual setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner Open daily at 7 a.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Kaahumanu Center, 8775588.

Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take out. Open 9 a.m to 7 p.m. Mon through Sat. Sushi platters available. 52 N. Market Place, Kahului, 243-5696. $

Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$

Krispy Kreme - This place is known all over the world for its warm, tasty glazed doughnuts. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $

Sam Sushi - A new location and with over 20 years of experience in the food industry. Catering and party trays available. Open Mon-Fri, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1951 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku, 249-2420. $$

Mama Ding’s Pasteles - This family owned resturant consist of a variety of breads, coconut papaya bread, apple cinnnamon, Puerto Rican sweet bread. Serving breakfast. Open 7 a.m. - 2 p.m.255 Alamaha, Kahului. 877-5796. $

Sandalwood Golf Course Restaurant - Lunch with a view, served from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy, Waikapu, 242-6000. $$

Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Try the Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchilada and paella. Cool, quaint bar. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873–0220. $$

Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave, Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Delicious sweet and savory pastries, rolls, cakes, Mauisadas and deli sandwiches. Open Mon-Thu, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Fri, 7 a.m.6:30 p.m; Sat, 7 a.m.-4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $

Marco’s Grill Deli - A lavish and beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 444 Hana Hwy, Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to take five. 444 Hana Hwy, Kahului, 877–CUPS. $

Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Fast food Chinese with daily specials. All entrees are served with rice or noodles. 70 E Kaaumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $

Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch and dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees, Bento boxes, noodles and fish. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong-style seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with several choices of seafood. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, sandwiches and soups. Also a Hawaiian menu, kava kava, sushi and oxygen bars. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Affordable take-out seafood, chicken, ribs—all deep fried tempura style or grilled. 1913 S Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $

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Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere, extensive wine list and friendly service. Trust me—try the Tiramisu. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$

Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$

Enrique’s Restaurant - Authentic Mexican food. Fajitas, seafood, enchiladas, tamales, burritos and vegetarian items. Open Mon-Sat, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-2910. $

Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list at reasonable prices. Open Mon-Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S Kihei Rd., 8790133. $$

Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. Eat outdoors overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$

Fernando’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $

Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Affordable breakfast, lunch and dinner with burgers, local plates, fresh island fish, comfort foods and deli sandwiches. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $

Buzz’s Warf - Steaks, seafood and more, including Sweet Paradise Prawns. Reservations recommended. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$

BadaBing! - Home of the Rat Pack Bar. Pizzas, pastas and Italian specialties created with love and a little attitude. $10 wines and kids eat free on Monday and Saturday. Fuhgeddaboudit! 1945 S Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Bamboo Chi - Euro, Asian and Mediterranean atmosphere—perfect for relaxing with friends. Pupus, tapas and antipasto. Live music Fri-Sat in the Wabi-Sabi Lounge. Dinner attire suggested. Open 5 p.m. 100 Wailea Ike Dr, Wailea, 8794777. $$ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Fresh Bagels with traditional toppings of flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon. sandwiches, salads, and smoothees, Island Coffees Latte & Mocha 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, Kihei, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - Small cafe serving Pacific Rim cuisine, including lobster and sweet corn fritter with furikake tartar sauce, and coconut shrimp with fruit salsa and ginger lilikoi sauce. Open daily. 1215 S Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - Blend of California and island cuisine, lunch and dinner. Poolside. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. Casual dining in a relaxed garden setting. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874--1111.$$ Caffe Ciao - Italian cuisine baked in a Kiawe wood oven. Open for lunch and dinner. Dine outdoors poolside. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879–2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. 1881 S Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. 2439 S Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner with omelets, burgers, salads. Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, Salads & Hot Dogs, homade Potato Salad, Pasta Salad, healthy garden fresh salads & Saimin. Open 11a.m.- 10 p.m. 145 N Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $

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Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. Order a la carte or combo special with the freshest ingredients. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Breakfast, lunch, pupus and dinner. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879–2607. $$ Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh and delicious sushi. Open 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 100 Ike Drive, Wailea, 879-7677. $$ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - Salad Bar goes beyond all others. Healthy natural foods. Open 7 days 8 a.m. - 9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Road 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizer and “food for gringos,” too. Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. Mon.-Sat. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Hula Moon - Enjoy breakfast, lunch, dinner or a champagne Sunday brunch with an open air tropical setting and spectacular ocean views. Featuring fresh Hawaiian fish. 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-7831. $$$ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ Life’s a Beach - Food and drinks in a fun atmosphere. Nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891–8010. $ Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak and lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5 p.m. to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr., Wailea, 879–7677. $$$ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891–8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a huge bar and open-air deck. 1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center. Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 243–2206. $$ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S Kihei Rd., 874–4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, a full service coffee kiosk, fruit smoothies and shakes. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the islands. 2411 S. Kihei Road, Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast served till 3 p.m 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874–1131. $

Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos, including choice of vegetarian, mahi mahi, ono, shrimp, chicken or steak. Impressive salsa bar and the taco salads are da bomb! 1280 S Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $

Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879–7224. $$$

Joy’s Place - “Smart eating” featuring organic foods which are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Mon thru Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $

OutBack Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. Open 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei 879-8400. $$

Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is a la carte, special late night menu and sushi. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with bar and lounge area. 2511 S Kihei Rd., 875–1007. $$ Keoki’s Fish N’ Chips - Ono Fish & Chips. Open for Breakfast 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, next to Starbucks 8911400. $

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Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps, with outdoor lanai. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875–7679. $ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. Open for lunch (Mon-Fri) and dinner (nightly). 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10 p.m. Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

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Sansei Restaurant - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award-winning cuisine, early bird and late night special. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879–0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875–7555. $$$

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Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Beef, pork or seafood, and veggies. Open for lunch Wed-Fri; dinner 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. Oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

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Spices - Steak, seafood and more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casu-


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al, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 8743779. $$ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Awesome outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches, with 24 TVs and a full bar. Open 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd, 879-0602. $ Sunset Mixed Grill - Local, Japanese and Chinese cusine, along with some Korean dishes. Entrees come with two side dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles, such as house smoked duck breast on wilted spinach with toasted hazelnuts, grilled whole Moi with jasmine rice and ginger braised bok choy, along with an excellent wine list. Open Tue-Sun, 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$ Tony Roma’s - Famous for ribs, barbequed chicken and onion ring loaf, along with daily special. 1819 S. Kihei Road, 875-1104. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab, New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 8752088. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of Louisiana Cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 pm. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei 874-8385. $$ K

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - A full espresso bar, hot and cold sandwiches, ice cream. Make sure to stop in for a great box lunch to go! 90 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha’Aina - Ocean front dinning Featuring a delicious chili pork burrito and a large variety of omelets. Island fish, chicken Katsu. Open for breakfast and lunch only: Tue-Sat, 7a.m.-2 p.m.; Sun, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 5722395. $$ Café 808 - Local diner style serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open daily from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish, daily special. Open for breakfast and lunch: 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave, Makawao, 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet and savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5796323. $ Café Mambo - International bistro featuring Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences.BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572–0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner and beyond. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia, 579–9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$

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Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine including Summer Rolls, Spicy Lemongrass Soup and Soy Fish in Clay Pot. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Catering and take-out available. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5799144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere with food from Chef Beverly Gannon’s award-winning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572–2666. $ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-to-order fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia, 579–8844. $$ Jameson’s Grill & Bar - Featuring fine steaks, fresh local fish and seafood, and of course, baked artichoke. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-5653. $$$

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Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $

Lahaina, 667-9062. $

Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $

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Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and Japanese sushi. Delivery available, great daily special. Open late with full bar, pool tables. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ K

A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines. Bakery with cakes and cookies. Lahaina Center, 667–0623. $ Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Seafood, chicken, ribs, deep fried tempura style or grilled. Great food great prices. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 667-9009. $ Aloha Mixed Plate - Experience the traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawaii home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $

Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669–6200. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. Come in for the ambience, stay for the delightful dining experience. 2780 Kekaa Dr., Kaanapali, 662-3210. $$

Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebab, falafel and more. Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. Overlooking Lahaina Town with ocean view. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $

The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl.,

Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds and bar, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf

Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu and teriyaki all available. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572–7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $

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La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open Wed thru Sun, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun thru Thu; 6 a.m. to midnight Fri and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun and more! Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579–8448. $$$ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh and tasty Mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 5732998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! Extensive tequila menu and delicious daily special. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579–8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia, 579–9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia, 579–8030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $

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Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas and more! 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $

Pastas, Salads, Pizzas, Sandwiches and Nightly Seafood Specials

SandBar & Grill - Casual contemporary island cuisine, featuring salads, kiawe grill burgers, sandwiches and lobster tacos. Full bar, happy hour everyday 4-6 p.m. Open daily from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 89 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8742. $

We now have Brown Rice Pasta! Wheat & Gluten Free!

Vasi Gourmet - The best cakes and pastries around, along with delicious salads, quiches and gyros with a variety of teas. Open 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 810 Kokomo Road,

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Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ Breakwall Cafe - Serving breakfast, coffee, sandwiches, salads, smoothies. Open everyday 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with “Forrest Gump” movie memorabilia and logo wear in a lively, casual atmosphere. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661–9491. $$ Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St., Lahaina, 661–7600. $$ K

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Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere and beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661–8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Kaanapali Prkwy, 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667–7400. $

Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving Polynesian style steaks, and seafood. Lunch 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m., dinner 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661–0937. $$

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old-Hawaiian styled coffeehouse with pastries, smoothies, salads and sandwiches, quiche. Open 5:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana Gateway Shopping Center, 665-1114. $

Captain Dave Fish & Chips - Classic baskets of fish and chips. Open daily. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K

Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Soups, salads, pasta. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $

House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here. Old Lahaina Center, 667–7572. $

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. Mexican food beyond the border. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $

Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s style. Menu is a seafood lovers’ delight. Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 667–6636. $$

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. Romantic setting. Call for reservations. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661–8422. $$$

China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui, open for lunch and dinner. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, Kahana Gateway Shopping Center, 669-5089. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods like Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies and more. Open daily. 2580 Kekaa Dr., Fairway Shops, Kaanapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648. Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food, Tamales, enchilads, tacos, soups, rice and beans Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining and Margarita bar. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style diner with lanai. Delicious burgers and sandwiches, huge salads and fountain desserts. Lahaina Wharf Center, 667-0908. $ K

Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever! Beef, fish, pork or chicken, served with black beans, fresh cabbage, cheese, onions and jalapenos. Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food, eclectic atmosphere, lounge ambience. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - Great burgers, as well as Mexican food, salads and fried items, served until midnight, with bar and pool table. 2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices! Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs And they deliver. Lahaina Marketplace, 661–9999. $ K Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. Live entertainment daily. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661–4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi. Dinner nightly from 5:30-10 p.m., Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path surf bistro. Good food, good quality, late night menu. 180

Curry-In-A-Hurry - Curry dishes that are delightful and delicious in alternative vegetarian eating. Open Tue-Sat, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667–5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza, sandwiches, salads and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesian sharing the spotlight with music and dance from four Pacific islands. 505 Front Street, Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood and ambience. Also, late-night menu served until 1:30 a.m.! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-3474. $$

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Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661–7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s signature Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Mon-Sun 612 Front St. Lahaina 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667–2288. $$$ MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cusine. From clams and lobster soup to chicken tikka, beet and goat cheese salads. Full bar. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza, 665–6262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Parkway, 667-1929. $$ K Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the islands. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Moose McGillycuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat specials, merry atmosphere and a large bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $ Mr. Sub Sandwiches - Specialty sandwiches made to order, with salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast. Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 662–0890. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizer, sandwiches and more. Maui Marriott, Kaanapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. The best lemon caper mahi mahi and Okinawan potato tempura ever! Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Casual poolside dining. Now featuring reasonably priced tapas-Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-

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Quench thirst, satiate hunger and watch sports. Large parties welcome. Whalers Village, Kaanapali, 661–3123. $$

Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. Live jazz on weekends. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$

Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661–6633. $

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Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. Open 7 days a week. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pad Thai - Delicious Påd Thai, among many other items. Open daily. 658 Front St., Lahaina, $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, toss-to-order salads, big fat Greek gyros, homemade tiramisu and panna cotta. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House Restaurant - HawaiianMediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 6696299. $ Reilley’s - Known for their choice award-winning beef. Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Kahana, 667-7477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - This fine dining restaurant has mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern -

Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallagher. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669–1500. $$ Smoke House - Delicious barbeque, ribs, chicken, sandwiches and hamburgers along with a full bar. Open 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy. Tables are private and the antipasto serves two. Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667–4727. $$$

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Tropica - Oceanfront dining on Ka’anapali Beach, features sizzling steaks, fresh fish, prepared in variety of styles. Specialty entrees, appetizers and deserts. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Kaanapali, 667–2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine featuring fresh pasta and an extensive wine list. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, Lahaina, 661-6773. $

Swan Court - One of the top 10 romantic restaurants in the world, with an extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667–4727. $$$ Take Sushi - Open late night for late night sushi lovers. Full menu and daily special. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $

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Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $

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Terrace Restaurant - Open from 6:30-11 a.m. serving breakfast only. Elegant dining, buffet-style rotating menu ranging from “Breakfast on the Farm” to “Hawaiian Plantation-Style Breakfast.” Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch and take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$

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Cutter Maui announces the addition of Danny Asao to our Management Team. “Thank you, Maui, for 15 years of incredible support in the automobile industry. Please visit me at 25 S. Kahului Beach Rd. or call my new cell #357-4144.


Tyrannosaurus REX Friday, 7 p.m. at Baldwin High School [COMEDY] Rex Navarrete is a Filipino funny guy of gargantuan proportions. Everyone thinks so. Like the Phillipine Daily Inquire in Manila, for instance, which states “No one is safe from Rex Navarrette’s barbed humor.” Or the San Francisco Chronicle, which says “Navarrete has been doing stand-up for more than a decade, bringing honest but edgy bicultural comedy to a growing following across North America. He loves being Filipino, embraces it, makes it central to his material.” Hey, even “Pinoy Catholics with messiah/guilt issues,” as Rex puts it, will think so, too. The PG-13 rated April Fool’s Comedy Jam will also feature special guests Da Braddahs. Tickets are $20 in advance, $25 at the door. For more info, call 3571157 or visit www.rexnavarrete.com. [SAMANTHA CAMPOS]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS by Samantha Campos

The Magic Dude Fest Thursday through Apr. 7, 5 p.m. at Warren & Annabelle’s in Lahaina [MAGIC] Dana Daniels is a “comedy magician.” That he means he’s supposed to make you laugh when he’s sawing the chick in half. He’s worked the Improv in L.A., The Golden Nugget in Vegas and Magic Island in Houston. He’s even appeared with Lance Burton—the TV magician who made David Copperfield disappear. And Morgan Freeman thinks he’s hilarious! “I nearly fell out of my chair!” the actor who won a Golden Globe Best Actor award in 1990 for his portrayal of the chauffeur in Driving Miss Daisy said of Daniels. And if Morgan Freeman thinks Daniels is funny, then you better damn well think so, too. For reservations call 667MAGIC. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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Taro Fest Friday through Sunday, 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Hana Ballpark [FAMILY] Where else can you get poi mochi, kulolo and taro burgers but at the 13th Annual Taro Festival? Well, there’s no place better than straight from the taro field workers of East Maui. A free event featuring food, live music and hula, as well as local arts and crafts, taro and tapa demos and environmental exhibits. For more info, call 264-1553.

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Modern Arts Fest Swingtime Fest Saturday, 7:30 p.m. at Studio Maui

Saturday, 8 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea

[DANCE, FILM, ART] The Pilot Performance Project is a sort of festival in new and experimental arts. It combines local contemporary dance with theater, music, painting, photography and film. There’s really quite a lot going on here. And it’s free. For more info, call 572-3094.

[MUSIC] “Swingtime in Hawai’i” is actually this year’s Hawai’i International Jazz Festival, featuring local musicians performing their unique hybrid jazz combing swing and Hawaiian music. Tickets are $40, $55. To purchase, call (808) 941-9974. For more info, visit www.hawaiijazz.com.

Sunday, 6 p.m. at Hapa’s; Tuesday, 9:30 p.m. at Casanova; Wednesday, 9 p.m. at Hapa’s [MUSIC] She’s been called the Lauryn Hill of reggae. But it’s not just her silky voice that merits that comparison. On her latest album, Gracious Mama Africa, reggae roots empress Dezarie makes conscious pleas for people power in social justice and racial equality. She’s never been to Hawai’i but islanders here already love her, making her one of the most requested reggae artists on air and in the record stores. These Maui shows will also feature special guests Marty Dread, DJ Boomshot and MC Spence Jah. Sunday night’s show is all ages. Tickets: $20 in advance at Request Music (Lahaina & Wailuku), Beachfront Records (Kihei), Bahama Mama’s (Pa’ia), online at www.reggae-paradise.com or $25 at door. Call Hapa’s at 879-9001 or Casanova at 572-0220.

Man of La Mancha Fest Friday and Saturday, 7:30 p.m.; Sunday, 5 p.m. at the Iao Theater [STAGE] It’s a cool story: the classic tale of Don Quixote. It’s a story of honor, nobility, chivalry and optimism rather than cynicism. Concepts and words that are scarce, if nonexistent in our vocabulary. And yet, there’s music! So the ideals seep into your brain like that “It’s a Small World” song at Disneyland. Tickets: $20 adults, $18 seniors and students, $15 (for everyone) Sunday. To purchase in advance, visit If the Shoe Fits in Wailuku, www.mauionstage.com online or call the Maui OnStage box office at 242-6969.

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FILMCRITIQUE

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Sex, Sin, Slime and Serious Shadows Sin City is a gung ho fiesta Sin City is a high contrast tour de force cinematic adaptation of Frank Miller’s hugely popular and wickedly grotesque graphic novel homage to the hard-boiled style of Dashell Hammett and Mickey Spillane. Robert Rodriquez (The Faculty) teams up with Frank Miller and Quentin Tarantino to direct a movie that resonates with Tarantino’s awe-inspiring Kill Bill movies.

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Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, Benicio Del Toro, Michael Madsen, Elijah Wood, Josh Hartnett, Rutger Hauer, Rosario Dawson and Jessica Alba are just some of the dream cast members playing unpredictable characters that will take your breath away. Filmed with state-of-the-art special effects Sin City is a lush stylized dark and gritty film that weaves together three Frank Miller stories (The Big Fat Kill, The Hard Goodbye and That Yellow Bastard) with eye-popping results that threaten to addict audiences to the movie for repeated viewing. The pitch-dark shadows that splay across every B&W image in Sin City evince a wellspring of emotional depth and cruel intention that’s expressed with markedly non-intrusive voice-over narration by the protagonists of each story. Hartigan (Bruce Willis) is an uncompromising honest cop who does eight years of hard time for a crime he didn’t commit in order to protect a little girl named Nancy after she’s kidnapped by the serial rapist son (Nick Stahl) of the town’s corrupt Senator (Powers Boothe). Michael Madsen comes up short by giving stilted line readings as Hartigan’s corrupt cop partner Bob, and his performance stands out like a sore thumb in a movie where every other actor delivers Miller’s cynical dialogue with pitch-perfect precision. Mickey Rourke steals the movie as

Marv, a virtually indestructible hulk of a bastard addicted to violence, booze and pills. “Marv was born in the wrong century,” the movie tells us. “He belongs on some ancient battlefield, swinging an ax into somebody’s face.” Marv’s taste for blood is piqued after the murder of a hooker named Goldie (Jamie King) who showed him one “night of kindness.” Marv sets off on an ass-kicking investigation that finds him doing things like dragging a man facedown on the street by one hand as he speeds along in his car with the door open. Once Marv locates his serial killer prey Kevin-one very tweaky Elijah Wood-it’s all about amputation and decapitation. As all action movie fans know, a film’s entertainment value goes up eminently whenever there’s a decapitation involved. Clive Owen rounds out the pulpy noir fun as Dwight an all around bad ass who gets caught in an apocalyptic battle between the cops and the mob as the result of a mistaken cop murder performed by the gun-and-sword wielding prostitutes of Old Town. “You’ve got to prove to your friends you’re worth a damn. Sometimes it means dying. Sometimes it means killing a whole lotta people” is the way Dwight explains his philosophy. Where last year’s Sky Captain and the World Of Tomorrow rendered flaccid results with its overstated use of green screen CGI technology, Sin City uses eye-catching reverse-out negative imagery and significant splashes of color to emphasize character traits and show action exactly as Miller originally drew them in his novels. Black and white characters bleed bright white blood from black bullet wounds. The effect facilitates the Miller’s sinewy noirinflected language that continually hits you like blast of cold, smoky air. Guillermo Del Toro has said the key to a great comic book movie is that its creators “do it out of passion.” There’s a lot of that precious stuff in every frame of Sin City. It’s like a fantasy nightmare where real living people morph into super-action visions of beguiling elegant brutality. MTW

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Maui Mall, 249–2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Beauty Shop - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (12:50, 1:20, 3:45, 4:15), 6:45, 7:15, 9:15, 9:50, Sa-Su (12:50, 1:20), 3:45, 4:15, 6:45, 7:15, 9:15, 9:50 Constantine - R - Th (1, 1:20, 4, 4:20), 6:40, 7:50, 9:20, Fr, M-W (1, 4), 6:40, 9:25, Sa-Su (1), 4, 6:40, 9:25 Hitch - PG13 - Th (12:45, 1:10, 1:30, 3:30, 4:10, 4:30), 6:50, 7:10, 8, 9:30, 9:55, Fr, M-W (12:45, 1:10, 3:30, 4:10), 6:50, 7:10, 9:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:45, 1:10, 3:30), 4:10, 6:50, 7:10, 9:30, 9:45 Ice Princess - G - Th-Fr, M-W (12:30, 2:50, 5:05), 7:20, 9:40, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:50), 5:05, 7:20, 9:40 Robots - PG - Th (12:30, 12:45, 1, 2:45, 3, 3:15, 5, 5:15, 5:30), 7:15, 7;30, 7:40, 9:30, 9:45, 9:55, Fr, MW (12:30, 12:45, 2:45, 3, 5, 5:15), 7:20, 7:30, 9:30, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:30, 12:45, 2:45, 3), 5, 5:15, 7:20, 7:30, 9:30, 9:45 Sideways - R - Th-Fr, M-W (1:15, 4:15), 6:55, 9:35, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:15, 6:55, 9:35 Sin City - R - Fr, M-W (12:40, 1, 1:30, 3:20, 4, 4:30), 6:30, 7, 7:45, 9:20, 10, Sa-Su (12:40, 1, 1:30, 3:20), 4, 4:30, 6:30, 7, 7:45, 9:20, 10

Trory O’ Shea Was Here 5 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater This charming dramatic comedy about two physically handicapped friends addresses—and puts a new and profoundly affecting spin on—the essential human need for dignity, for freedom, for mastery over one's life. Executed with heart and humor, "this is the kind of inspirational triumph of the human spirit movie that actually earns its crowd-rousing response" (Hollywood Reporter). Winner of the prestigious Edinburgh Film Festival. 104 minutes. Rated R.

New This Week THE BEAUTY SHOP – (PG-13) – Comedy – Here we are back in the chair again. Gina (Queen Latifia) has finally had it with her egotistical boss (Kevin Bacon). She ups and leaves, not only to open up a shop of her own but also taking a few of the key clients and shampoo girl (Andie MacDowell, Mena Suvari and Alicia Silvertsone). Fixing up this rundown salon, Gina inherits a very colorful and sexy sassy new group of people, or just what is needed in a beauty shop a bunch of chatty Kathy’s.

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Be Cool - PG13 - Daily (1:15), 4:45, 7:20, 9:55 Guess Who - PG13 - Daily (1), 4:30, 7:25, 9:45 Hostage - R - Th only (1), 4:30, 7:25, 10 Miss Congenality 2 - PG13 - Daily (1), 5, 7:30, 10 Pacifier - PG - Daily (12:35, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:30 Ring 2 - PG13 - Daily (12:30, 2:55), 5:20, 7:45, 9:40, 10:05 Upside of Anger - R - Fr-W (1:15), 4:35, 7:10, 9:50

SIN CITY – (R) – Action-Adventure and Crime/Gangster – Another tale of a violent city

where the police department is more corrupt than the law-breaking bad seeds. This futuristic tale follows three stories, including one involving Marv (Mickey Rourke), a bad ass who is a Terminator-like, nearly impossible-to-kill street fighter. He goes on a rampage of vengeance when his one-night-stand gets murdered—correction, his one true love. What a guy to care the morning after! Also starring Bruce Willis, Benicio Del Toro, Michael Madsen and Jessica Alba. See Film Critique. THE UPSIDE OF ANGER – (R) – Drama – A sharpwitted suburban wife, Terry Wolfmeyer (Joan Allen), has just been abandoned by her husband and is left to raise her four dsyfunctional, headstrong daughters. Hmmm... why did the husband leave again? Things get even more hectic when she falls for her neighbor Denny (Kevin Costner), a once-great baseball star turned radio DJ. Can you do that? Go Kevin! So now she has a new drinking buddy, but that causes havoc with the girls when they’re forced to juggle their mom’s new romantic interest along with their own dilemmas. Yep, sounds familiar.

Now Showing BE COOL – (PG13) – Crime/Comedy – In this long-awaited sequel to Get Shorty, debt collector-turned movie producer Chili Palmer (John Travolta) turns into a music producer and decides to promote a struggling singer who’s also being chased by the Russian Mafya. Also stars Uma Thurman, Vince Vaughn, Danny DeVito and the rest. MISS CONGENIALITY 2 – (PG13) – Comedy – Goofy cute chicks rule! Like, Sandra Bullock for instance, who’s reprising her role as an FBI agent this time going undercover as a Las Vegas showgirl. Julia Roberts used to be cute and goofy, too, before she got all gaunt and sophisticated. But she’s not in this one anyway, so nevermind. CONSTANTINE – (R) – Action-Adventure, Suspense, Horror and Thriller – As our astute intern puts it, this film looks like a cross between The Matrix and Devil’s Advocate. We love that good vs. evil, Heaven and Hell stuff! Plus, it’s got beautiful Kauai-boy Keanu Reeves playing the tortured investigator of supernatural mysteries and hottie Rachel Weisz as... well, who cares. GUESS WHO – (PG-13) – Comedy – Bernie Mac plays a sarcastic dad who’s less than pleased that his daughter wants to marry some white dude played by

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Ashton Kutcher. Now, I know it sounds dumb, but if you… ah, who am I kidding. HITCH – (PG13) – Romantic Comedy – Will Smith plays a matchmaker who uses less than honest methods in his work—whahhhhh???!?!—and then gets busted by a totally hot undercover reporter played by Eva Mendes. Oh, and there’s a chick in the movie named after a popular antihistamine. ICE PRINCESS – (G) – Romantic comedy - Don’t think this is another Ice Castles, people. It’s just another one of them formulaic, cute teen chick underdog battles against “the popular girls” to rise up the ranks and win... something. A trophy? The presidency? Oh yeah, selfesteem. Whoopee. We all know self-esteem gets you nowhere. Just look at Robert Blake! Stars Michelle Trachtenberg, Joan Cusack and Kim Cattrall. THE PACIFIER – (PG) – Action/Adventure, Comedy, Family – Vin Diesel stars as some Navy SEAL guy who has to protect—and baby-sit—five wild kids from the same killers who bumped off their scientist parent. Get it? He gets to take out the trash—both literally and figuratively! Who comes up with this stuff? THE RING 2 – (PG13) – Horror – That same hot blonde from the first Ring flick (Naomi Watts) and her daughter are in this one, and they’re still being terrorized by a VHS tape that kills people, but this movie is actually totally new. First of all, it takes place six months after the original Ring, and it’s in a completely different town. Also stars David Dorfman and Sissy Spacek, who I guess is having hard times and is going back to her bread and butter horror work.

1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Be Cool - PG13 - Th (1:15), 4:30, 7:15, Fr-Sa (1), 4:15, 7:15, 9:45, Su-W (1), 4:15, 7:15 Guess Who - PG13 - Th, Su-W (1:30), 4:45, 7:30, Fr-Sa (1:30), 4:45, 7:30, 9:45 Miss Congeniality 2 - PG13 - Th, Su-W (1), 4:15, 7, Fr-Sa (1:15), 4:30, 7:15, 9:40, Su-W (1:15), 4:30, 7:45 Pacifier - PG - Th (1:45), 5, 7:45, Fr-Sa (1:45), 5, 7:45, 10, Su-W (1:45), 5, 8 Ring 2 - PG13 - Th only (1:15), 4:30, 7:15 Sin City - R - Fr-Sa (1:30), 4:45, 7:30, 9:45, Su-W (1), 4:15, 7:15

FRONT STREET THEATERS 900 Front Street, 249–2222 Hitch - PG13 - Th (4:30), 7:30 ,10, Fr-W 7:30, 10 Ice Princess - G - Th (4:15), 7:15, 9:20, Fr-W (1:15), 4:15 Miss Congeniality 2 - PG13 - Th (4), 7:15, 9:45, FrW (1, 4), 7:15, 9:45 Robots - PG - Th (4:30), 7:45, 9:30, Fr-Sa (1:30, 4:30), 7:45, 9:30 Sin City - R - Fr-W (1:45, 4:45), 7, 9:15

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249–2222 Beauty Shop - PG13 - Fr, M-W (1:30, 4:15), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (11, 1:30), 4:15, 7, 9:30 Guess Who - PG13 - Th (1:45, 4:15), 7, 9:30, Fr, MW (1:45, 4:30), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (11:15, 1:45), 4:30, 7:15, 9:45 Ring 2 - PG13 - Th (1:30, 4), 7:15, 9:45, Fr, M-W (1:15, 4), 7:15, 9:50, Sa-Su (10:45, 1:15), 4, 7:15, 9:50 Robots - PG - Th only (11, 1:15), 4:30, 7:30, 9:50

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ROBOTS – (PG) – Animation, Sci-Fi, Comedy – This computer-generated cartoon details a world populated by robots. Yes, I know it sounds fantastic and even a bit childish, but really, this place actually exists! And I’ve been there! No, I swear—what? No, I haven’t taken my meds, yet. Anyway, it features the voices of Mel Brooks, Ewan McGregor, Halle Berry, Greg Kinnear and, of course, Robin Williams. SIDEWAYS – (R) – Comedy, Drama – This could be your typical road-tripping buddy flick, only the “buddies” in question are Miles (Paul Giamatti)—a downand-out failed novelist, middle school teacher and bitter divorcee but apt wine connoisseur—and his happygo-lucky friend Jack (Thomas Hayden Church), who has his own devious agenda for their big “wine tasting trip” before he gets married the following weekend. Also stars Virginia Madsen and Sandra Oh.

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Can Comedy Save Akaku? Andy Bumatai, David Gallagher and Leo Kani will find out

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There isn’t much that’s funny about what’s happening to Akaku public access cable these days. Two bills in the state legislature are threatening its funding. It’s a serious situation. Yet comedy might just save the embattled station. On April 1 and 2, comedian Andy Bumatai and local entertainers David Gallagher and Leo Kani will present “The Comic Connection: Hawai’i’s Comics at their Best” at Wailuku’s newest nightclub Something Special. It will be the first in a series of Akaku benefit shows. “Andy Bumatai is phenomenal,” said Georgie Rocha, Akaku’s Development Director. “What I like about his style is that it’s very local comedy. A lot of it reflects island living. I’m also looking forward to seeing David Gallagher perform. He’s the opening act. Several people have told me he is just wonderful. Quite animated at times and very funny.” For Gallagher, who works as a county lifeguard when he’s not doing stand-up, the desire to support Akaku is a personal one. “It gave me an opportunity to firm up my skills on television doing a show several years ago called Late Night Maui,” he said. “Akaku has been a really great mouthpiece in the community. It has allowed people of all different views and walks of life to express themselves. It’s also been a really wonderful platform for letting the community know what’s going on out there. Akaku is one of those things that we as a community really need to preserve. That’s why I’m doing this.” And then there’s the opportunity to open for one of Hawai’i’s most famous comedians. “It’s exciting to be able to open for Andy Bumatai,” Gallagher said. “I admire his work and his style of humor. He’s smart and really quick and draws upon the elements of our life in the Hawaiian Islands for his humor. He’s been making people laugh for a long time.” Bumatai’s name speaks for itself. His early popular television specials include All in the Ohana and School Daze. “It’s nice to be able to come to Maui, perform, and help out community television,” he told me recently. Bumatai began his stand up career back in 1977. Within two years he had recorded his first album and won a Hoku award for Most Promising Artist. He went on to win three more Hoku awards for Best Comedy Album.

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Pono Players, Comedy Improv $15, 8pm

1945 S Kihei Road, Kihei - 875-0188

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TUE - Carroll Brothers No cover, 7 pm-10pm

658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-8141

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Kilohana No cover, 10pm

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

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142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453

Neto Peraza $5,10pm

The Band $5, 10pm

DJ Shark In The Water No cover, 9pm

MON - Mark Epstein & Friends, Blues & Jazz, No cover, 10pm; TUE - Jay Molina & Gilbert Emata, $5, 10pm; WED - Duane Feip & Friends, No cover, 10pm

DJs Neptunes & Arne $10, $8 w/flyer, 9:45pm

The Joe Cano Band, Santana Tribute, $10, 9:45pm

Upcountry Sundays, Acoustic Style, $7 donation, 2pm

TUE - Dezariee w/Marty Dread, DJ Boomshot, MC Spence Jah; WED - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm

Murray Thorne & Leora $7, 9:30pm

Ladies’ Night 9:30pm

MON - Kanoa, No cover, 9:30pm; WED - Sun Lounge w/DJ Sal, 10:30pm

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John Keawe - Saturday. A two-time Na Hoku Hanohano winner and also a two-time Hawai`i Music Award winner in the slack key category. Keawe shares his instrumental and vocal compositions, which take the listener on a musical journey of people, places and emotions. Accompanied by the beautiful hula dancing of his wife, Hope Keawe. Tickets: $15. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Hawaii International Jazz Festival - Saturday. This show features highlights of jazz music during the territorial years, which includes both the indigenous Hawaiian music and Mainland Swing, which developed into a hybrid music known as Hapa-Haole music and Hawaiian Swing. Performances by Jeff Peterson, Jimmy Borges, Gabe Baltazar, Keahi Conjugacion, Ginai, Owana Salazar, DeShannon Higa, David Choy. Tickets: $40, $55. 8 p.m., Four Season Resort Wailea. For tick-

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ets or info: (808) 941-9974. Dezarie with Ikahba - Sunday-Wednesday. One of the most requested female reggae artists on Maui radio, Dezarie’s roots rock reggae from St. Croix has garnered praise from audiences and critics around the globe. She’s recently graced fans with her latest recording, Gracious Mama Africa. This album rises from her 2001 debut album, FYA with songs that not only have the conscious roots rhythms but also strong and empowering lyrics. Special guests Marty Dread, DJ Boomshot and MC Spence Jah. Tickets: $20 adv, $25 door. Sun (all ages), 6 p.m, Hapa’s Nightclub, 8799001; Tue, 9:30 p.m., Casanova, 572-0220; Wed, 9 p.m., Hapa’s Nightclub, 879-9001

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Norton Buffalo & The Knock-Outs E.C. Scott & Smoke - April 7. Revered around the globe for his uncanny wizardry, crossing all musical styles on the

harmonica. Norton has proven his mastery of this instrument on over a hundred recordings, and tours with the Steve Miller Band, Grateful Dead, Bonnie Raitt, Kenny Loggins and The Doobie Brothers. Tickets: $35, $30. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Dayton Contemporary Dance Company - April 8. Today it’s a world-class company collaborating with important modern choreographers with rave New York reviews, but it all started with a group of AfricanAmerican mothers who dared to dream and sought classical dance instruction for their daughters despite racial segregation in the 1940s. DCDC has blossomed into a company known for powerful, artistic performances and virtuoso dancing. Tickets: $28, $18, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Dianne Reeves - April 10. Dianne Reeves is an empress in the jazz world, with expansive range, impeccable pitch and evocative compositions. The simmering effect Dianne brings to a song has earned her many plaudits and special appearances, ranging from HBO to the Olympics as well as the major jazz festivals and the LA Philharmonic. Tickets: $38, $28, $20. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Aloha Benefit Concert featuring WAR - April 10. Benefit for the tsunami victims. This year’s headlining act is WAR, known their distinctive sounds of funk, jazz and Latin. They’ll be performing their top 40 hits “The Cisco Kid,” “Low Rider,” “Slippin Into Darkness” and “The World Is A Ghetto.” Also appearing are: International Pasteles, Curtis Williams & Hip Pocket, The Celtic Tigers, Cheryl Rae and Friends, Jean Pierre & his Jazz Ensemble, Sounds of Samoa, Memories of Elvis, Zacc Kekona & Piilani Arias and Raiatea Helm. Tickets: presale $25, day of show $30. 1 p.m to 10 p.m., War Memorial Football Stadium, Wailuku, 877-7375. The Fabulous Drifters - April 11. The Fabulous Drifters have been together as a top recording group since the 1950s and have had numerous #1 and Top Ten hits like “Up on the Roof,” “Under The Boardwalk” and “On Broadway.” The Drifters have been recognized for their long careers as trendsetters in the music industry and honored with the ultimate music business accolade in l988, including their induction into the Rock and Roll

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Hall of Fame. Tickets: $32, $30, $25, $20. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Kokua Benefit Festival - April 13. Jack Johnson hosts a benefit concert for Kokua Hawaii Foundation. Jack will share the stage with legendary singer/songwriter Jackson Browne, Hawaiian favorite John Cruz, Afro-Latin-style-masher group Ozomatli, Hip-Hop infused with a philly style blues pioneers G.Love & Special Sauce, and talented slack key guitarist Kawika Kahiapo with his band Kaukahi. The festival will offer information on earth-friendly products and services, as well as environmentally-active groups to help promote environmental awareness in Hawai’i. Tickets: $35 general admission (lawn), $40 reserved. Doors open 3:30 p.m. 4:30 p.m., A & B Amphitheater, MACC, 242SHOW. CATS - April 21-24. This award-winning Broadway show is the most imaginative and eye-pleasing musicals of the century. The wonder of live theater starts with the magical musical Cats. Performed by a company of outstanding singers and dancers in this official Broadway tour. Tickets: $65, $47, $35, $10. 7:30 p.m., (2 p.m. matinee shows Sat-Sun), Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Na Palapalai - April 22. Kuana Torres, Kehau Tamure and Keao Costa all learned to play music the old-fashioned way, in family backyards from friends, relatives, and kupuna. As Na Palapalai they aim to please a whole new generation of fans by preserving the traditional Hawaiian sound of ha‘i (falsetto) with their own original styling. With strong instrumental talents and beautifully blended voices. Tickets: $22. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. John Ford Coley with J. Michaels Band - April 28. Grammy-nominated John Ford Coley was half of a ‘70s/’80s duo with England Dan, best known for the hits “I'd Really Love to See You Tonight,” “We'll Never Have to Say Goodbye Again,” “Nights Are Forever Without You,” “Sad to Belong,” “Part of Me, Part of You,” among many others. Coley will perform these songs as well as new material. Tickets: $35, $30, $25. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Sue Ann Loudon - April 30. Celebrating 40 years of inspiration, former students from all over the world

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HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

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Salsa Latino Night 9pm

Natural Vibrations 9pm

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Club 983, Broadcast Live 98.3 9pm

Dezarie (All Ages), $20 adv, $25 door, 6pm

MON - Willie K, Live 104.7FM; TUE - Ultra Fab Tuesdays w/Fat Joe, 9pm; WED - Dezarie, $20 adv, $25 door, 8pm Mon - Reggae at the Rock w/Marty Dread, $5,10pm; WED - The Jamie Browning Band, $5, 10:30pm

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900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

Larry Council Band 9pm

DJs El Gato & Ray Masters w/Elan Rae, $5, 9pm

Live Local Artists 10pm, No cover

Kenny Roberts 6pm

Kenny Roberts 6pm

El Nino 6pm

Habanero Brothers No cover, 10pm

Open Jam w/Adam, Ladies’ Night, $5, 9pm

The Easy $5, 10pm

Live Local Entertainment, No cover, 9pm

Karaoke w/James No cover, 10pm

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120 Hana Highway, Paia 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Gina Martinelli 6-9pm

Tom Cherry Band 9pm

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41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

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MON - Dr.Nat, Jazz/Salsa, No cover, 7:30-10pm MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE - WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm MON - Martini Monday; TUE - Taco Tuesday, 3-7pm; Wed - DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm

DA KINECALENDAR will gather to honor Sue Ann Loudon on her 40th anniversary of teaching dramatic arts at Baldwin High School. An evening of good food, memories and belly laughs, as students from all four decades come together to say “thank you” to the teacher who touched their lives. Tickets: $10 adults, $8 seniors & $6 students. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 2427469. Lei of Stars - May 1. May Day Celebration with legendary Hawaiian singer Emma Veary and her talented daughter Robin; the Maui Concert Youth and Boys Choruses; Kamehameha Maui Orchestra and Ulalena’s Anthony Natividad, all performing under the direction of Celia Canty of the Maui Choral Arts Association, with San Francisco Giants' Hall of Fame broadcaster Lon Simmons as narrator. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 4 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Brothers Cazimero - May 2. In the ‘70s, the Brothers have increased awareness of Hawai’i around the world with their talent, incredible showmanship

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and infectious humor, as they have also helped spread aloha. Beautiful harmonies, acoustic arrangements and hula are always a part of the Brothers Cazimero stage, honoring the past, present and future of Hawaiian arts. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m, Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Jonny Lang - May 6. Blues/Rock phenomenon Lang opened for the Rolling Stones the first time he performed in Hawai’i. This explosive young guitar slinger has played to sold-out audiences and has been featured on MTV and performed at the White House for the President with B.B. King. Tickets: $45, $40, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Te Vaka - May 13. Te Vaka delivers more than just a performance they take the audience into the heart of Polynesian, accompanied by rhythm, color and melody. Traditional log drum rhythms from their Tokelauan, Maori and Samoan ancestors are fired with world beat/funk grooves on guitar and keyboard to hone the music and dance with a modern edge. Te

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Vaka the canoe speaks to a world culture: “Adrenalinepowered percussion bringing ancient traditions into the modern world. Tickets: $28, $18, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Mapa Spring Dance Extravaganza - May 14-15. Saturday: Jazz, Tap & Hip-Hop Revue Sunday: Sleeping Beauty Ballet. Celebrate dance with two spectacular shows for the entire family. The classical tale of Sleeping Beauty gracefully put to dance and a high energy dance revue from toe tapping to heel stomping dance styles at its best. Tickets: $20 adult, $15 kids. 2 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Ram Dass and Dr. Wayne Dyer - May 19. Two renowned spiritual leaders and “guiding lights” radiate from Maui to the world. This benefit evening honors Ram Dass (Be Here Now) help purchase a home for the wheelchair-bound leader, and set-up a financial foundation to allow him to live and continue to work. Tickets: $100, $50, $25. 6:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

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Ki Ho‘Alu—Slack Key Guitar Festival - June 26. An all-day, all-star line-up of Hawai`i’s finest slack key musicians. The music of Hawaiian slack key guitar has evolved into a popular musical tradition that truly captures the magic of Hawai´i. Event festivities include local vendors with fresh flower lei, fine Hawaiian arts & crafts and delicious local-style food. Free. 2-7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-SHOW

EVENTs

13th Annual East Maui Taro Festival - Fri-Sat, 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun, 11 a.m. at Helene Hall, Kapueokahi. This year’s event features a variety of cultural food, traditions and entertainment by local Hawaiian musicians and hula dancers. Free. For info, call 248-8586.

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Pilot Performance Project II - 7:30 p.m. at the Studio Maui in Haiku. A new and experimental work in the performing arts, painting, and film. TILT will show

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DA KINECALENDAR two new works by artistic director Renée Beauvais. including Big Island choreographer and dancer Trina Nahm-Mijo, Mythstorians theater troupe, musicians. The program also features the screening of the documentary, Donald McKayle: HeartBeats of a Dance Maker. Free. For info, call 572-3094.

TUESDAY, APRIL 5

Ansel Adams: A Documentary Film - 6 p.m. at Ocean Science Discovery Center, Ma’alaea. Elegant, moving and lyrical portrait of this most eloquent and quintessentially american of photographers. Presented by Sierra Club of Maui, Maui Ocean Center and Ocean Science Discovery Center. Free. For Info call 270-7085.

ART

Art Maui 2005 - Through April 10, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. at Schaefer International Gallery, MACC. Maui's community of artists is featured in this 27th annual juried

exhibit, which includes drawing, painting, printmaking, sculpture, photography, video installation and craft. Free. For info, call 242-SHOW.

KEIKI

YMCA Healthy Kids Day Family Carnival - Sat, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. at YMCA parking lot at 250 Kanaloa Avenue in Kahului. There will be many family activities including jumping and wet attractions from Fun on the Run, a 5K and 1 Mile. Free. For info, email YMCACampKeanae@aol.com.

LECTURES

Survival Strategy for Reducing Procrastination - Fri, 11:45 a.m.-1:15 p.m at the Maui County Resource Center, Maui Mall. Discover how to minimize your procrastination habits in order to increase your income and effectiveness. Guest speaker Julie Signore. Free. For

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POLITICAL

Women’s Auxiliary Garage Sale - Sat, 7 a.m.-12 p.m. at 1640 Halama Street, Kihei. Maui Contractors will be hosting the annual garage sale.all proceeds will be donated to Ronald McDonald House and A Keiki’s Dream. For info, call 879-5332.

SPORTS

Coastal Walk - Sat, 9 a.m. Waihe`e Coastal Dunes refuge. A two-hour guided walk through the Waihe`e coastal dunes refuge, the site of the old Waihe`e Dairy. Free. For info, call 244-5263

STAGE

“Man of La Mancha” - Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m., Sun, 5 p.m. at the historic Iao Theater, Wailuku. A medieval tale about the mad, aging nobleman Don Quixote who, backed by his faithful comic sidekick Sancho, duels windmills and defends his perfect lady Dulcinea (who is actually a wench of questionable morals). Tickets: $20 adults $18 seniors. For info, call 242-6969.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cafe O’Lei - Steve Sargenti, Tue-Fri 5:30-9 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. Cheeseburger In Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Thu & Mon The Whale Shark Erik Pietsch. 7 p.m. Howard Ahia Fri-Sun, 6:30 - Close. Hau Phat, Wed. 7 - 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thur, Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien, Tue; E rnest Puaa, Sun-Wed; Brian Haia, Mon. All sets from 6-9 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474. Hula Grill - Kawika Lum , Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Thur; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; Ernest Pua’a Kawika Lum and, Sat; Kawika Lum Ryan Tanaka & Friends. Sun. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Acoustic Music with Mike FriSat only 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787. Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, Thu, 4-6 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri - Sat, 2:30 -5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; 2435 Ka’anapali Parkway, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu; 6-9pm; Greg Di Piazza, Wed 6-9 pm., 658 Wharf St.,

Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Joel Gold, Wed; Thu, Darrin Lenett, Fri. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon,Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500. Sir Wilfred’s At Whalers Village - Sun. Live Jazz 5 p.m. - 9 p.m. Main stage. The Best Jazz Musicians on the island, along with special guest stars. 2435 Ka’anapali Park Way, Lahaina 661-0202.

SOUTH MAUI

Bada Bing - Fri, Hilarious improv comedy with The Pono Players. Dinner & Show, $35. Seating 5:30-7 p.m. Sat, David Gallagher sings songs by Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin & the rest of the Rat Pack plus humor & storytelling. 8 p.m. $5.1945 S. Kihei Rd. in Kihei 875-0188. Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo Sat Braddah Frances and friends 6:30 p.m. Sun Terri Garrison 4 - 6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844. Capische? – Mark Johnston; Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo Su, Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon.; all sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon -Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Fri ,Tue, Wailea Nights, , dinner and show. 8- 10p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7-10 p.m., Mon Gypsy Pacific 8-10 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music 6 -9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sunset happy hour $3 special's. Live entertainment Sun, Tue, Thu Tony & Peter. Wed & Fri Trevor Jones 4-6pm. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Wed-Fri; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Brian Wittman Sun-Mon; Patrick Mayor, Tue All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, Wed,Sun 7 p.m.- 10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI

Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului Café Marc Aurel - Thursdays, Gene Argel and Shiro Mori, 7-10 p.m, 2nd Friday of every month, Shimmy Nights with Bellyroll Dance Company, 7-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku near the Iao Theatre. 244-0852. Mañana Garage – Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30 -9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220. Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything we’ve seen on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed. 4 p.m. - 8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

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DA KINECALENDAR Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Various Artist Tue 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha. Wed, Fri Live Jazz. Sun Anik 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI

Embassy Vacation Resort – Ka’anapali Beach 104 Ka’anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu & Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Scott Baird & Gretchen, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon & Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. Swan Court. The Blue Note Swing Orchestra, Dancing nightly to Swing.Tue,Th, Sat, 2 p.m.- 4 p.m. Spats: Weeping Banyan Lounge with nightly Live Hawaiian Contemporary Music 6:30 p.m. - 9:30 p.m. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Kapalua Bay Hotel 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist, Sun-Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: Free hula show Wednesday and Fridays. 5:15 p.m -8:30 pm. Maui Marriott 100 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kilohana, Wed, 8-10:30 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m. Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,Tue-Sat, 6:15-9:45 p.m. Kapalua Indoor Amphitheater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Tues 6 p.m.- 8:30 p.m. Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. The Legend of Kaulula'au: Young Hawaiians loving their culture and willing to perpetuate an aspect of their Hawaiian culture, the art of storytelling. Every Sunday at 4 p.m. and 6:30 p.m. Tickets: $30 and $27 Kamaaina. 1-888-808-1055. Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly. Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031

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Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly. The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Tropica: Mitch Kepa, Mon & Sat-Su; Benny Uyetake, Tue-Fri. 6-9 p.m. Tableside magic by Fortunato Tue & Thu, and Wed& Sat 7- 9p.m.

SOUTH MAUI

Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:3011:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 Live Music Wed; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly. The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Cafe Ciao Restaurant. Jazz entertainment from 69 nightly. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian Entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Live Hawaiian contemporary music by Lono Mon-Tue; Wed-Thurs Bobby Krueger; Fri Mahalo Greig; Sat Rama Camarillo; Sun Mondo Kane; all sets 6- 9 p.m. Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m. and Mon, Wed and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

EAST MAUI

Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge, Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) You’re surrounded by fakes. I don’t want to make you paranoid; believe me, you attract your fair share of genuinely sincere people as well. But this week it’s both tricky and crucial to figure out which is which. Suspect flattery. No matter how much you may deserve the compliments, they’re almost certainly fueled by some ulterior motive. Charm is a tool, and it can be quite effective when it comes to manipulating you, when you’re not on your guard. I don’t want to make you immune to the goodwill of others, however, so don’t let this week’s necessities become next week’s bad habits. Just turn up the scrutiny temporarily. Later, go back to taking people’s words at face value—life’s better that way.

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Don’t be a rebel this week. You’ll just get squashed. Please, we need your powerful resistance to authority— that’s why choosing when you’ll oppose it and when you’ll abide by it is crucial. This week, some petty little bureaucrat’s likely to try to thwart you. You know you could knock this loser on his ass, but I’d advise you not to, galling as it may be to simply heed his tiny, ridiculous tyranny. Why? This guy’s just an unimaginative, buzzing little bee, easily swatted. But guess what? Anger him and the second he gets a chance, he’ll fetch the entire hive, and you’ll, quite simply, be screwed.

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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Be wary of self-belief. Confidence is good, but remember, you live in the realm of the possible. Don’t be tempted by the land of delusion just beyond its borders. Those boundaries are murky at best, partly because you’re so damn capable: you’ve already proven that things other people believe impossible are well within your reach. However, that self-assurance can only take you so far: I’ve never met anyone who could fly just because he believed he could with all his heart. You’re still subject to laws and limitations—just not that many of them. Recognize and acknowledge where and what those unbreakable rules are this week. Start with basic physics and explore from there.

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‘If you don’t like me, I’m gonna make you hate me’ My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind. - Albert Einstein I don’t feel like I did a hell of a lot this past week. But I guess I have higher expectations for myself. It’s your fault, you know. Last Saturday, I cavorted with most of my favorite creative people at the Art Lounge in Makawao. There was live music, fantastic sushi from Dr. Fedwell’s Catering, a fashion show by designer Steph Vorpahl and wall-to-wall art by local artists and photographers. I marveled at the many talents of my lovely friends. “What has 46 pairs of breasts and 12 bras?” asked one. What? “A party upcountry,” she said. The next night, Sasha and I checked out Margaret Cho at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center in Kahului. BJ had wanted to come along, too, but as she was babysitting her 10-yearold nephew, she didn’t think it would be appropriate. I scoffed but as Cho launched into a discourse about anal sex, I silently praised my friend on her intuitive prowess. Cho was uproariously funny, as usual, as well as characteristically sassy and empowered. I loved her. “If you don’t like me,” she said, “I’m gonna make you HATE me.” Can I get that in a T-shirt? The opening comedian Bruce Daniels was hilarious, too. Especially when he was talking about the “type” of guys he’s into. I had to agree with him when he said, “It’s a really big buffet and I’m just really hungry.” Can I get a hallelujah? And a T-shirt? Thanks. The Easy roused Monday regulars at the Hard Rock Cafe in Lahaina. And we—Kim, Trin, Bodhi and I—were there to witness the happy nods and impassioned grooving of their good music. Of course, we were also there to consume many alcoholic beverages. On Thursday, I did my first radio show with AZD and G-Money on local hip-hop/R&B station Da Jam, 98.3 FM. It was in the morning so that was kinda rough but da guys were nice so hopefully they didn’t let me embarrass myself too much. You know, more than normal. Later that night, BJ and I went to Café Marc Aurel for live jazz. Local celebs Gene Argel and Shiro Mori are known for playing only the best in jazz and blues-tinged music. But the stunner was when Argel’s “little fellow” Makana—17-year-old bassist for hardcore metal band Corpsef*#ker—took the mic and belted out some of the smoothest jazz vocals I’ve heard in awhile. The next night I was back in action as the annual Gomega Fest pumped Hapa’s in Kihei full of eclectic music lovers. Vince Esquire, The Easy, Gomega, Otis, Hev B and Desmond D performed, with crowd-revving MC battles between sets. A good and proper local music fest. With booze! But all week I had been looking forward to Saturday. It would have been the one full day I could stay home at the Moroccan Bayou and finally read from the steadily increasing stack of books by my bed and maybe even see those Netflix movies I’ve had for months. And it was raining in Wailuku so really, there was no reason to go out and do anything. Unless maybe if I wanted an Irish Coffee. So Sasha and I went to Idini’s. And since we were already out, we decided to go to the SandBar, too. All I had wanted to do on Easter Sunday was eat a lot of chocolate bunnies. That and maybe have sex. But unlike other holidays like Passover and National Secretary’s Day, there was no sex or chocolate. Still, I had a nice time. I did the traditional Easter Sunday brunch thing—as in, my high school friend Heather and I drank Coors Light and rum ‘n cokes on the balcony of her Wailea resort room, hypocritically dishing about how fat all the bitchy cheerleaders were at our 10-year reunion, while her kid slept. When he woke abruptly from our cackling, I did what every good aunty does upon first meeting her young, impressionable nephew: I taught him how to open a beer for aunty. Later that afternoon, I joined Bodhi in Lahaina for a little din-din at Hecocks before the big blowout goodbye party for Cooper at Gaby’s. And although the pizzeria was packed with inked delights, I pooped out early and called it a night. I was all about seeing Willie K. play at Hapa’s on Monday. It’s been awhile—too long—since I saw his Hawaiian rawk geniusness. But the multitude of shell lei wearing, “Elaine”-dancing, stupidly smiling mulleeteers on the dance floor threw giggling BJ, Heather and caustic me waaay off our bar stools. We’re not snobs. We’re just mean. MTW

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