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I just read your last issue and I was in tears when I put it down. The Maui Liquor [Control Adjudication] Board revoked Bob Idini’s liquor license because they say he over-served someone (“The Death of Idini’s,” Oct. 14). The Maui Liquor Board is a joke. I have tended bar in Las Vegas and they do not even have a Liquor Board and bars are open 24 hours. Bob Idini is a hard working businessman and one of the best bartenders I know. He ran a tight ship, no BS in his bar. How can these people (liquor control) take his business away from him when he worked so hard to buy it? I have witnessed Bob Idini being harassed by the Liquor inspectors. What are they inspecting for? Do they even know? To work as a bartender in Maui you need a liquor license. That test is a joke—it doesn’t even have anything to do with bartending or running a bar, and you have to pay for it, too. Down the road from Idini’s are the hostess bars—basically legal prostitution or bought company, whatever you want to call it, and they are still in business. I think all the bar owners in Maui should ban together and get rid of the liquor control board. So next time you are in Wailuku and want to have a beer at a place where everyone knows your name think again, it’s only $20 drinks with company in Wailuku now. Shame on you, Liquor Control, for taking away a man’s living. Bob Idini, thanks for the memories. I loved your bar. I am going to tear up my liquor card. What good is it anyway? -Annie Plummer Javier, Kihei

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Kenui Flats,” Oct. 14). By creating a Central Park Foundation we can afford to leave a little green space in Lahaina. The low-income housing can be built across the highway by the train tracks. Parking can be paid to the Cannery Mall for visitors. We can charge a visitor donation. Include a saltwater fountain at the corner of Kenui and Front streets without raping the land. Landscape it with indigenous plants and trees. Create an outer rim for children with bikes and skates. Then enclose it in wrought iron with a 24-hour security guard. -Irene Galluccio, Lahaina

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ehbrah@mauitime.com Why did you do that one thing I asked you not to do? When I first met you, you were a gentle sweetheart who quickly won my trust and heart. You made me believe and feel that we were so lucky to have found each other. Things were wonderful. Then you lied to me. Okay, guys lie. But then you cheated on me with that bitch from SeaWorld. What’s more, you did all of this without even an ounce of regret. Me being still madly in love with you, I tried to look past this and learn to be friends. Silly me. At least now I realize that you are just miserable and unhappy with yourself. In fact, you did me a favor by showing your true colors sooner rather than later. I just hope your next victim sees your split personalities quicker than I did.

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High Meditation The political world of Kalani English

Kalani, center, with a couple constituents State Senator J. Kalani English is not your typical politician. It’s a fact he recognizes and even embraces. In fact, he considers himself a bridge between people, communities and ideas. “I seek the middle path, the path of least resistance that will benefit all sentient beings,” he told me one recent night in Paia. “Leadership in politics is about finding the delicate balance on any issue and making it seem reasonable for those who support it, oppose it, or are seeing it for the first time.” I was out with English and some key supporters, including the singer Amy Hanaiali’i Gilliom and campaign chairwoman Leona Bak Nomura. It was an informal evening—just drinking beers and talking story. During that evening, it became clear to me that English is out of place in our time of fear-based politics and campaigning. His campaign headquarters is Kuau Mart on the road to Hana in Paia. He often hangs out there and talks to his constituents. He serves them food, listens graciously and talks story with anybody. Blessed with that wonderful Hawaiian quality of “talking story,” he can speak with anyone. He’s a patient, intent listener no matter what the topic or the situation. It is apparent that, to English, human interaction and genuinely respectful dialogue is very important. English had already served two terms as a Maui County Councilman when he

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was first elected to the Hawaii State Senate in 2000, representing the 5th District encompassing Central Maui, Kahului, Wailuku and Pukalani. Redistricting moved English into the 6th District, where he represents Hana, East and Upcountry Maui, Molokai, Lanai and Kaho’olawe. Now running for a third term in the state senate, English faces Republican Robb Finberg and Green Party candidate Shaun Stenshol. If the Sept. 18 primary results are any indication of popularity, then English is a shoe-in. Most incumbent candidates ran in uncontested races, and took in between 800 and 2,000 votes. English had 4,675. Finberg and Stenshol combined didn’t break 1,000. At one point we went to the SandBar. There, among the crowd of 21 to 30-year-olds, English spoke of how he was naturally able to move through—even blend into—such a diverse crowd. “Leadership embodies the ability to take in many points of view, find areas of overlap and agreement and then move it forward,” he said. There’s probably no more Western name than “English,” but the senator’s ethnicity is a mix of Chinese, Hawaiian, Tahitian and Russian Judaism. English’s grandparents Murray and Violet En Kyau Soong English raised him in Hana in a tightly knit family. In fact, the household spoke a mix of Hawaiian and Chinese. “I learned the values of Hawaii, which are, the more you give the better,” he said. “If everyone is taken care of, then so are you. For

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example, we have a sweet potato vine that is hundreds of years old and we have always given away the potatoes to our neighbors. The generosity was always returned.” His policies are an exemplification and manifestation of his personal philosophy of finding the middle path. Proof of this is that he is the only candidate endorsed by the construction industry and environmental organizations. “It is so important that he is the only Hawaiian in the Senate,” said Gilliom. “He preserves the Hawaiian traditions of ‘Ke Akua,’ respect for God, ‘Aumakua,’ recognizing the guardian spirits and ‘Kupuna,’ reverence for one’s elders. Kalani lives by these principles, which makes him a unique and valuable leader. This is his personal foundation. He looks at everything through a Hawaiian lens, keeping in mind the best interests of everyone in relation to the land.” At a time when President George W. Bush uses the “L word” as a slur against his opponent Senator John F. Kerry, English is proud to call himself a liberal. He takes the word for its literal meaning to favor progress, reform and tolerance. “I’m not ashamed to use the word liberal,” says English. “It means to be open-minded, creative, and innovative. I’ve helped bring to fruition the most controversial issues in Maui County. While on the council I took on zoning for the first time in 45 years and we zoned Maui, Molokai, and Lanai, as well as legalizing indigenous architecture in Maui County. “In the end I represent all beliefs and faiths,” he continued. “I represent Democrats, Republicans, Greens, independents—those that don’t vote and those that do. I say that ‘I’m here for you whether you voted for me or not. I’m your senator and my job is to help people as much as I can.’ My job is like a high meditation for me. I want to help people transmute their energy to something higher. I get a depth of gratitude on a spiritual level by doing this.”

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Lee Kim’s biggest mistake was going to her son’s graduation. That became painfully obvious during the Oct. 7, 2004 Liquor Control Adjudication Board hearing. That was when Kim, who owns Ajiyoshi Okazuya in Kahului, was up on two counts of a charge rarely seen on the agenda: Failure to have “an on-duty employee duly approved by the director to be in active charge of the premises.” The first count occurred at 1:35 in the afternoon of June 4 of this year, when an LC investigator dropped by and found that of the three employees manning the store, not a one had a bar card. The second count occurred the next day, when another LC investigator dropped by to make a delivery—that’s paperwork, not booze—and found to his surprise the very same bar card-less employees behind the counter. In tears, Kim told the board of how owning the store meant never having time for her children. Finally tiring of missing out on her children’s events, she decided to leave her okazuya in the care of her employees so she could visit the mainland and attend her son’s graduation. Board Member Mary-Doreen Alborano asked Kim why she just didn’t lock up the alcohol when she left. “[Director Franklyn Silva] said you have to close down the restaurant,” she responded. “I can’t do that.” Silva confirmed that. “You can’t just suspend sales,” he said. Then he spoke directly to the Board. “We don’t like bringing these kinds of cases to you. But we’ve had Miss Kim here time and time again. We know her employees can’t pass the test because English is their second language… She has an excuse, but we can’t keep letting them slide, operating a place without employees approved by the director… We didn’t do this lightly.” Kim cried again at the sentencing—$1,500 in new fines, plus a reinstatement of the suspended $500 fine from a recent conviction for the same offense. “This unfair,” she said. “Not everybody voted for it,” Board Chairman Shigeto “Mustard” Murayama said in an extraordinary admission. “But a majority voted for the decision that was made.” MTW

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MAUICOUNTY WEDNESDAY, OCT. 20 Just got a “high priority” email from the Hawaii State Public Library System. High priority? From a library? According to the email, after Oct. 26 Kahului Public Library won’t be open as often because of a “non-working central air conditioning system.” Pardon me? “The library will be open only during the cooler hours of the day until air conditioning replacement parts from the mainland are received and installed.” Look, it’s not like the library’s computer network shut down, or its laser-scanners are on the fritz. We’re talking air conditioning—a device more or less in service for the last hundred years. I guess I forgot that the State of Hawaii hasn’t yet entered the 20th Century… Today The Maui News reports that Bob Idini, who owns Idini’s Bar and Grill in Wailuku, got his liquor license revoked by the Maui County Liquor Control Adjudication Board. Sound familiar? We first reported it back on Oct. 14.

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tonight Sugarman announced that the sale of the Weekly to West Virginia-based Ogden Newspapers—which owns all other papers on Maui except the one you’re reading—has been delayed until Nov. 1. Wow—five stories in the Oct. 14 Weekly on how the paper had been sold, and it hadn’t even been sold yet.

FRIDAY, OCT. 22 … Just so people don’t think the often outspoken, obnoxious Liquor Control Adjudication Board member Ron McOmber is always a bad guy, he wrote a very nice letter in today’s Maui News endorsing Michelle Anderson—a longtime aide to current, anti-development, termed-out County Councilmember Wayne Nishiki—over developer-shill Ron Vaught in the race to represent South Maui. “Michelle truly deserves your support to replace Wayne in that office,” he wrote. “We cannot let big developers continue to build out Maui County at its present rate without dealing with issues of water, affordable housing, and other items too numerous to mention in this letter.”

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THURSDAY, OCT. 21 And now for some good news. Joe Sugarman, who supposedly resigned last week as publisher, editor-in-chief and half owner of the Maui Weekly, is not completely out of local media. For the third week now, he’s had a “show” on the internet at the courageously-named www.mauiqueen.com. It’s really quite simple—Sugarman sits on a ledge overlooking the ocean and asks uninteresting questions of marketing people. It’s gold! Anyway,

SATURDAY, OCT. 23 Your friends and mine over at the Maui Land and Pineapple Company—never really shy about making their political views known—are filling mailboxes across the island with glossy brochures on this year’s election. Local resident Neola Caveny got one, but was curious. Why was it that the company boasted of supporting “holistic communities” but didn’t endorse Jo Anne Johnson’s bid for reelection to the West Maui county council seat? She’s

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presidential campaign—is actually in contention. Amazingly, George “I’m the edumacation president” Bush is running a half point over Massachusetts Senator John F. Kerry among undecideds. Now wouldn’t that be something—Hawaii, long bastion of the liberal left, could vote for Dubya. No, really—the polls are showing a tight race for Hawaii. Doesn’t that just fill you with pride? Then again, how far away from Bush’s antipublic-everything policies can we be, considering the state can’t even put proper air conditioners in our libraries?… Today The Maui News reports on a woman, busted for fraudulently collecting $14,000 in state welfare, who got sentenced to perform journalism. And to pay back the 14 Gs, but mostly, she has to write. Look, I’m not making this up—our legal system now considers writing a form of punishment. According to the News, Judge Joel August sentenced Molokai resident Davelyn Han to “write articles describing requirements for welfare assistance.” Of course, August is only forcing Han to pen “at least” two newspaper articles, so I guess it’s not that bad. In fact, I’ve been looking for someone to handle the welfare beat…

MONDAY, OCT. 25 about as holistic a councilmember as you’re going to get. And why would the developer, which boasted of supporting “smart growth,” prefer Ron “Makena Resort’s fine by me” Vaught over longtime council aide Michelle Anderson for the South Maui council seat? The answer is, naturally, that they like the council to reflect their solid pro-development stance. But since that doesn’t really play well in a glossy pre-election mailer, they go with catchy words like “smart” and “holistic.”

Mike Molina seems to be cruising to yet another county council victory. Whoop-defucking-do. No, seriously—this guy’s good. Funny, too. He actually put in his brief but official candidate statement that he wants “government that is open and accountable.” That’s hilarious! The only people Molina’s accountable to are the developers—Dowling Company, ML&P, Castle & Cooke and Alexander & Baldwin, to name a few—who fill his campaign coffers. Then again, at least he’s open about it.

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Four Amendments of the Apocalypse Who needs due process anyway? The fundamental tenets of due process, the rights of the accused to a fair trial, equal protection under the law buttress the American system of justice. They ensure that our government can’t toss people into prison for little or no reason. Yet four proposed state constitutional amendments on the Nov. 2 ballot chip away at due process protections in the name of “victim’s rights.” In three of the cases, the proposed amendments seek to change the Hawaii Constitution because of disagreement over a single Supreme Court decision. State Attorney General Mark J. Bennett and virtually every other law enforcement official in the state are pushing for passage. In fact, Bennett’s using his taxpayer-funded office to boost the amendments—a nauseating development that’s perfectly legal. Rather than simply sweep away civil rights, law enforcement types and anticivil libertarians crafted the measures as bulwarks for justice—protections for people victimized by godless criminals—and then put them on the ballot for us to pass. What’s better than making voters co-conspirators in the war against civil liberties? “The four proposed amendments would severely infringe upon or eliminate basic, fundamental rights that are bestowed on all citizens of this state,” said Deputy Public Defender Kirstin Giroux, who

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added that her office opposes all four. Here they are in numerical order:

AMENDMENT 1 This one would overturn the 2003 Hawaii State Supreme Court case State v. Rabago, in which the Court ruled that jury verdicts had to be unanimous when deciding what combination of three or more acts defined “continuing course of conduct” in sex assault cases. If this amendment passes, that unanimity requirement gets trashed, allowing jurors to convict defendants even when they disagree with each other as to what acts had taken place. So much for the old tradition that juries had to be unanimous to acquit or convict.

AMENDMENT 2 Here, advocates seek to overturn the 2001 Hawaii State Supreme Court case State v. Bani. Eto Bani had been convicted of “groping” a woman in a bar, which meant he had to register as a sex offender for life. But the Court ruled that he had a right to a hearing that would determine whether he constituted a “danger to society,” requiring that his name, address, photos and other information about his life and whereabouts be made public, rather than simply available to law enforcement. If this amendment passes, then those hearings would end. Pertinent information on all registered sex offenders everywhere in the state would instantly become public, regardless of the magnitude of each individual’s crimes.

AMENDMENT 3 This little number would throw out the 2003 case State v. Paseti, where the Hawaii State Supreme Court ruled that if less intrusive methods were unavailable, defendants had the right to see otherwise privileged communications between an accuser and his or her doctor or counselor. Should this amendment pass, those communications will never be made available to defendants. Which means juries— our legal system’s ultimate arbiters of the truth—will never hear them. And that means risking all defendants’ right to face accusers.

AMENDMENT 4 This last amendment doesn’t attack a Supreme Court case, but simply makes it easier for people to get indicted. Right now there are two ways for prosecutors to get someone charged with a crime: Present evidence before a grand jury or hold a preliminary hearing before a judge. Most of the time grand juries and judges find probable cause and hand down indictments, but amendment proponents still insist such bulwarks of American justice are “burdensome.” Their solution is to change the state constitution so that prosecutors can get an indictment simply by writing down the case information. And once that’s legal, who needs grand juries or preliminary hearings? MTW

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embodiment of a democratic America. They roll their eyes at what they believe to be a cheap rhetorical advice although, in fact, the conservatives are dead serious about the question. American politics are just as tribal-based as those of Afghanistan. But where they have Pashtuns and Tajiks, we have jocks and cheerleaders versus freaks and geeks. There are two types of high school students: The sunny kids whose eyes light up at the announcement of a pep rally, who race to the gymnasium to shout the fight song, and the sullen black T-shirt-wearing hordes who let out disgusted sighs while hunting for a hiding place to smoke cheap cigarettes. Conformists versus contrarians, extroverts versus introverts, fans of Top 40 music versus fans of obscure, critically acclaimed bands, people who believe those in authority versus those who don’t. Athletes grow up to vote Republican, dorks Democratic.

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not treasonous—are competing visions of the United States. Were America’s military and economic dominance over the globe to fade while our living standards and constitutionally guaranteed freedoms remained intact, liberals wouldn’t fret all that much. As we’ve seen since September 2001, on the other hand, conservatives don’t lose sleep over increasing poverty, police checkpoints, censorship, racially motivated arrests or indefinite detentions since they see those developments as supporting the primary aim—remaining the world’s sole superpower. John Edwards talks about “two Americas,” two classes for whom opportunity is either a birthright or a pipe dream. What he describes is real, yet the other gap—between those who see the U.S. as a nation based on individual rights and those who see it first and foremost as a powerful empire—is almost impossible to bridge. Individualists and imperialists can’t agree to disagree because they don’t even agree on what the United States of America is, or what it should become. Republicans, who view George W. Bush as a commander in chief leading the empire into dangerous battles abroad against hostile savages, equate him with the nation itself. “Why do you hate America?” they reply to his critics. Liberals, who view presidents as taxpayerfunded employees, are inherently hostile to the notion that any one man can be the

It’s hazy now, but our two tribes used to agree about a lot more stuff. Democrats and Republicans both thought that Jimmy Carter was a nice man but an ineffective administrator, that Ronald Reagan was a good speaker, that Bill Clinton was a womanizer. Then the 2000 election was stolen and Bush exploited the 9/11 attacks as an excuse for wars of conquest and domestic political clampdowns. Republicans demanded total obeisance, Democrats refused, and both sides began spewing red-hot rhetoric that makes them irreconcilable. So half the electorate looks at George W. Bush and sees a courageous, plainspoken man of integrity, comparable to Churchill, whereas the other half thinks he’s a dullard and a pipsqueak whose strings are pulled by corrupt corporate executives. Since support for Bush or Kerry has more to do with tribal affiliation than issues or suitability for office, neither the incumbent nor his opponent’s performance on the campaign trail nor the latest news on the economy or the wars budge the polls more than a few points back and forth. Incredibly, only one or two percent of the electorate remains undecided. This week, either the imperialists or the individualists will emerge triumphant. The winning constituency will claim the right to decide what kind of country the U.S. is and should be. In truth, however, the two tribes of postmodern American politics are too closely matched for any election to settle that question. MTW

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Out of a true blue Hawaii sky on a day that belonged on a postcard home, while hikers splashed in a waterfall pool, there came without warning a sound so loud and terrible—it was variously described as thunder, a train wreck, the end of the world—that those lucky enough to survive the next 60 seconds would never forget what they heard. Or saw. Rocks, big as bowling balls, began falling at 100 miles an hour down a dry, four-storyhigh waterfall chute shortly before noon that Mother’s Day. Tons of boulders rained down, ricocheting off sheer walls of the narrow 1,400-foot high cleft in the Ko’olau mountain range, catching trapped hikers in a cross fire of carnage and death. When the last rock came to its final resting place, the sun was still shining on that otherwise perfect day in Paradise but the natural beauty of the idyllic place was spoiled. It had become a ruined Eden, a killing field. Moans and cries of dying and injured echoed off moss green valley walls as the dark stream ran red with blood. The rocks killed four women, three men and a seven-year-old girl. Fifty folks escaped death and were hospitalized with crushed arms, severed legs, fractured skulls, broken bones and shattered lives. The Honolulu Advertiser called the Sacred Falls tragedy of May 9, 1999, “the worst wilderness accident in modern Hawaii history.” Some people I know thought it was no accident. Angle of Repose Eight white crosses stood at the newly padlocked gate to Sacred Falls State Park the day I drove by. One of Hawaii’s most visited natural attractions is closed, officially kapu. Since no signs warned of the potential danger of falling rocks (always understood by folks who live in Hau’ula near Sacred Falls) survivors of those killed and maimed filed wrongful death and negligence lawsuits against the State of Hawaii. A Honolulu judge found the state guilty of neglect for failing to post warning signs at the Kaluanui Valley trailhead to Sacred Falls. Four years after the tragedy, the state paid an $8.56 million settlement to survivors and victims. At the trial, expert witnesses, geologists summoned from the mainland, said rockslides occur at least 12 times a year in the nearly vertical Ko’olau mountain range. They submitted briefs explaining the dynamics of rockslides and they recited geologic principles like the angle of repose, which explained how rocks stay put until their mass exceeds gravitational pull. Many causal theories were advanced: invasive roots, water erosion, wind erosion, earth tremors, the cumulative vibrations of endless waves, helicopter overflights, shouts of exuberant visitors, but no one could say with any certainty what imperceptible geologic shift sent the first rock on its irrevocable descent that moment everything changed. Why Rocks Fall

What makes a rock move? What causes a rock to kill? Attempting to divert blame, lawyers called the rockslide “an act of God.” Hawaiians had another explanation based on knowledge handed down over centuries by elders. They said the sanctity of Sacred Falls somehow had been broached, some invisible border overstepped, kapu violated. They didn’t say how or when or even why, only that a line had been crossed. And that the trespass had awakened the spirits. No Hawaiian, they said, had been killed in the rockslide, inferring a certain cultural know-how that enabled them to avoid pilikia, their word for trouble. You heard such talk at Ahi’s, outside Mr. Pang’s one-room Ka’a’awa post office, and on KCCN Hawaiian radio, and there were letters to the editor. What local folks said was not admissible evidence in court. Hawaii’s legal system does not allow for old Hawaiian ways. Often, in the days after Mother’s Day ended in blood, I also heard local folks say they wanted Sacred Falls reopened—it posed no threat to them—so they could teach their children Hawaiian legends, and respect for the ‘aina. “We feel it should be open, especially to us local people, so we can teach our grandchildren about Hawaiian culture,” John Pascual told the Honolulu Star-Bulletin. “Children ask, ‘Where is the home of Kamapua’a?’” said Peter Mainaaupo. “We’d like to teach them where he lives.” The valley is home of Kamapua’a, the pig demigod who courted the volcano goddess Pele in Hawaiian legend. And every Hawaiian worth his alae salt knows the bottomless pool at Sacred Falls leads to an underworld inhabited by a demon. Dragon Path I paid keen attention to all the buzz about the rocks since we live under the brow of Kanehoalani, the knife-like promontory named for Pele’s father, and something up there (my neighbors blame mischievous night marchers) now and then hurls rocks down onto Kamehameha Highway and into our yard. Our seacoast cottage sits on the point of land known as Lae o ka ‘O’io, which, depending on Hawaiian pronunciation, translates either to “the point of the bone fish” or “the point of the night marchers.” Many people warned me about night marchers, the spirits of early Hawaiians who appear on ancient trails on certain moonlit nights and create pandemonium. I doubted the existence of something so ridiculous until the rocks began to fall. I am beginning to have second thoughts. “Nothing can stop the rocks from falling,” Lindsey, who is Hawaiian and knows about such things, told me. I think he can see spirits in broad daylight. He said the rocks at Sacred Falls came down in the 1700s, again in the time of missionaries—who knows what Bible-thumping sermon came of that?—again in the 1970s, and, again, in 1982. Lindsey says the rocks—he calls them “Pele’s rocks”—will come down again. Soon they did, elsewhere on Oahu, in Nu’uanu, and Kalihi and on the highway under the cliffs of Makaha. And on the Big Island. Maui, too. One rock killed a woman in bed as she slept. People all around the island began worrying about rocks. Especially Mary Lou, who has a phobia about rocks. Just back from Hong Kong, Mary Lou visited friends who lived in a new Happy Valley high-rise.

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She said the building had a cutout between the 10th and 25th floors so that the Chinese dragon, which periodically goes on jaunts, could come down the mountain on its usual path without disturbing residents. “The Chinese make concessions to the spirit world,” she said. “Why shouldn’t we? I think it’s time someone down at Honolulu Hale takes a good look at feng shui.” “You go tell that to the mayor,” Michael said, laughing. “Danger Falling Rocks” Awaking in darkness, I rise early to watch the day begin. I love to watch the sun and the moon rise out of the sea. Sunsets are sad, gloomy reminders another day in your life is gone. Sunrises are joyous, hopeful beginnings, which is why I prefer the east shore of Pacific islands to the west. One faces the future, the other the past. My days always begin with glorious special effects. No two dawns are alike. This morning an orange globe rises from behind puffy white clouds and sends glowing god rays radiating out to touch my face and the day’s soft spreading warmth makes me feel good, as if God, or Mr. Big, as Michael calls him, is smiling on me. On lazy days like this I never want to leave Ka’a’awa, but Saturday is market day in Chinatown and we depart after early breakfast of papaya with lime, fried rice and Portuguese sausage and Kona coffee. Turning onto Kamehameha Highway from our driveway I notice fresh rubble on the highway right by the yellow road sign that says, “Danger Falling Rocks.” How nice. The rocks are behaving today. Appearing at the danger sign. Most of the time they fall further down the road, ahead of the danger sign. I am starting to look at rocks differently now. I try not to run over any as we set off down the highway. Why invite trouble?

I am starting to look at rocks differently now. I try not to run over any as we set off down the highway. Why invite trouble? Two Old Treasures It doesn’t take long on King Street to find mahi and oysters and crab, ripe mango and papaya and bok choi. The seafood goes on ice in the Igloo back at the car so I can follow my nose down crowded pungent side streets, past noodle shops, lei stands, tattoo parlors and ducks hanging by their neck in shop windows. Browsing in a dusty antique shop (why do they all have that cloying smell of burnt charcoal and stale jasmine?) while waiting for Marcie to complete her search for fresh flowers, I come upon two irresistible old treasures: *A songbook of Negro spirituals by Henry Thacker Burleigh, (1866-1949), the father of spirituals, who wrote “Swing Low Sweet Chariot” (which Dizzy Gillespie appropriated as “Swing Low Sweet Cadillac”), and, would you look at this: “O, Rocks Don’t Fall On Me.” *And, from behind a lacquered red-and-black armoire with hissing ruby red-eyed dragons carved on the doors, a framed Paul Gauguin print, Manao Tupapau (“The Spirit of the Dead Keeping Watch”). I bought both songbook and print without haggling price and over lunch of Duck Stuffed with Sticky Rice at Doong Kong Lau, recalled the story of Manao Tupapau, which Gauguin painted in 1892, when he was 43. Islands of Ghosts In the late 1800s, Hawaii and Tahiti were “islands of ghosts.” The old religion had collapsed, heiau and marae fallen to ruins, ancestral burial caves and religious carvings looted, gods no longer worshipped. “Every valley, every grove and stream and ruined house was haunted,” wrote David Howarth in Tahiti, A Paradise Lost. “The survivors, sleeping or waking, were always aware of living among the dead.” Then as now, Tahitians kept candles burning through the night to ward off spirits. In his diary, Gauguin said he came home to find his hut dark, struck a match, and saw his young wife, Teha’amana, “immobile, naked, lying face downward on the bed with the eyes inordinately large with fear. “Might she not with her frightened face,” he wondered, “take me for one of the demons and spectres of the Tupapaus?” He captured Teha’amana’s terror by introducing, above and behind her, the lurking spirit of death—an old woman in black shawl with glittering eye. Haunting and disturbing, Gauguin’s painting is as provocative as his 1897 Where Do We Come From? What Are We? Where Are We Going? which concerns the “ever present riddle” of life. In the painting’s lower left corner a white bird clutches a gecko in its claw—Gauguin’s expression of the futility of words. Spirit of The Dead On the way home I burst into song (something I have zero talent for and anyone within

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earshot has even less tolerance), repeating the catchy spiritual’s refrain: “O, rocks don’t fall on me” until Marcie turns up Iz’s “Hi’ilawe” to drown out my singing. At home in Ka’a’awa, I present the Henry Thacker Burleigh songbook with “O, Rocks Don’t Fall On Me” to Mary Lou as a talisman against whatever, although I don’t think she appreciates my gift. She thinks I am making fun of her fear. I spend the afternoon reading On Water by Thomas Farber and learn, in his quote of Pliny the Elder that, “The corpses of men float face upward, those of women down, as if nature wished to respect the modesty of dead women.” I wonder if that’s so and make a note to ask the sea rescue crew down at the fire station. After hanging the Gauguin above the elephant bamboo bed, we celebrate our good fortune to be in Ka’a’awa on another perfect evening with M&M (as we now call them) over a simple meal of fresh Blue Point oysters, crab Mexicaine and bottles of Sancerre. Night begins as brilliantly as day for now the full moon rises out of the sea as endless waves lap ashore. If any wandering spirits are out there, they are at peace tonight. I go to sleep with The Spirit of the Dead Keeping Watch over me. Perils of Paradise Out of curiosity after a 12-foot tiger shark killed a Maui woman swimming at Olowalu reef, triggering a controversial shark hunt, a hunt resisted by Hawaiians who consider sharks aumakua, or family gods, I began keeping a log of all the awful things that can and do happen in Hawaii. You can die of the sting of a deadly cone shell, fall into Pele’s fiery volcano, slip off a Na Pali footpath, get run over by a speeding Mercedes while crossing Bishop Street at high noon. You can die of box jelly fish stings, drown in rip currents, choke on ahi limu poke, get stabbed by a transvestite junkie in Chinatown, crash in a helicopter while gazing at Wai’ale’ale rainbows. It happens more often than you think. You can die on the way to Maui, like one tourist did, after striking his head when his Japan jet hit “clean air” turbulence at 36,000 feet. Big waves, sharks, volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, plane crashes, tsunamis. It’s a wonder anyone goes to Hawaii. So, what am I afraid of? Rogue waves, that’s what. Out of my catastrophe research one small comforting fact emerges: more people die in Hawaii of rogue waves than either shark bite or falling rocks. Rogue waves rise up and sweep folks out to sea with alarming frequency. Since 1837, 32 rogue waves—one every 12 years- have struck the islands, and that’s just counting waves big enough to be called tsunami. The other day I read that a tsunami like one that occurred 120,000 years ago, when part of Mauna Loa volcano collapsed, would “flow over the isthmus of Maui and wipe out Honolulu.” Rogue waves always make Page One stories in Hawaii: “Lone Fisherman Swept Off Rocks” “Tourist Washed Away by Rogue Wave.” “Opihi Picker Lost to Wave.” I have a healthy respect for the sea since the day I saw a rogue wave claim a young Editor’s Note: Rick Japanese woman on Lumahai Beach. On the Big Island, a 30-foot rogue wave swept Carroll had just filed away 23 school children on April 1, 1946, at this story when on Sept. Laupahoehoe, the little lava point that ends 14 a rock fell on and in black tombstones. On any island in the middle of the Pacific killed National Park you can’t be too careful. An earthquake in Service Ranger Suzanne Alaska or Chile and surf’s up, brah. Big E. Roberts on Hana time. It could happen anywhere, anytime. Between Rocks and Waves I live between falling rocks and endless waves, on the thin edge of Oahu’s haunted coast. The clear and present dangers of my risky perch pose a greater threat to me than whatever may emerge from the shadow realm of spirits. I lose no sleep over night marchers. They, whoever they are, do not cause rocks to fall. We all believe that, don’t we? I fall asleep each night to the lulling murmur of surf, but I will tell you this: On nights when the surf falls silent or comes up like thunder, I wake, fully alert, wondering what will happen next. “Why Rocks Fall” is excerpted from NightMarchers, a new work-in-progress by Rick Carroll on his strange encounters in Polynesia’s spirit world. MTW

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‘Best Thing Since Milk’ Jazz and gumbo at Yorman’s by the Sea “Only since he was 14,” she said. Yorman Williams is an interesting guy. That would make it well over 30 years. For instance, he’s skinny, but can eat huge “But just because a person’s been playing amounts of rich, Godiva chocolate without that long,” she added, “it doesn’t mean he’s gaining weight. His Kihei restaurant, any good.” Yorman’s by the Sea, is interesting, too. “Yeah,” I said. “But when I’m flying, I’d Less a jazz club than a restaurant that rather have a pilot with 30 years experience plays live jazz every night, Yorman’s has than three.” a dark but open atmosphere—it overWilliams wasn’t there the first time I walked looks the ocean, but evokes an almost into his restaurant. There was some family urban feel. It’s one of those out of the way matter he’d spent the day attending to, and he places on South Kihei Road. And I mean didn’t feel much like playing. So I just sat at way out of the way—without the sign on the bar and devoured a bowl of gumbo. the road, you’d never know it was there. The menu has a mix of dishes from both That’s because it’s located within the sides of the Mason-Dixon line. There’s gumbo, Menehune Shores condo complex. seafood jambalaya, Considering the baby back ribs and fried place’s quiet digokra, but also steak, nity—most nights 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei. 874-8385. Jazz prime rib and coconut have just plays nightly 7-10 p.m. $$ shrimp. Side dishes Williams on bass, include collard greens, accompanied by a mashed sweet potatoes, corn medallions and piano player and drummer—it’s amazing rice, but strangely, no red beans. how much controversy it stirred upon The gumbo is unique. Traditional gumbo is opening a few months ago. almost a stew of sausage, shrimp and vegetaA handful of Menehune Shores resibles served around a mound of rice. But dents appeared before the Maui County Yorman’s is much soupier. It’s served without Liquor Commission, denouncing rice, but has two slices of fluffy cornbread Yorman’s in particular and jazz music in floating on top. Those quirks aside, it’s plenty general. Their cries that Yorman’s was “too hot and delicious and comes with chicken, loud” spurred the LC to restrict Yorman’s shrimp, peppers, onions and okra. to playing live music only until 10 p.m. It’s not a phrase you hear very often, but okra is One recent night, like most nights, one of life’s more intriguing vegetables. It’s mild Williams and his group played from 7 to and tasty, but can leave a slightly slimy feeling in 10 p.m. During one brief break, Williams the throat. Yorman’s puts it in the gumbo and asked for requests. One table suggested sells it fried as a pupu. The night I visited when “New York, New York”—an ironic choice, Yorman was actually playing, my dining companconsidering that just that a few hours ion gobbled up a plate of the fried okra bits, but before, the Boston Red Sox had beaten solved the problem of the slimy throat thing with the mighty Yankees in an historic penan after-dinner shot of Schnapps. nant race. I didn’t hear Williams play I ordered the baby back ribs, mashed sweet that tune, but he did eventually play “The potatoes and collard greens. The ribs were thick Girl from Ipanema” and “Someone to and slathered in sauce. They aren’t knife and fork Watch Over Me.” ribs, either, so ask for extra napkins. The potatoes I asked Williams’ wife Cherie, who is were light but the collard greens were a real treat, also part-owner, how long he’d been served the true Southern way over cornbread. playing the bass.

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What, no okra? That method of preparing collard greens poses a unique problem: Rapid conversion into a greasy food mass. Remember, collard greens are one of your squishier vegetable items, and they’re resting on cornbread, which is humanity’s greatest edible sponge. “The bass is my favorite instrument,” my dining companion said near the end of our meal, about halfway through Yorman’s gig. She was still relishing the Schnapps’ pepperminty

goodness. “It looks like a big woman with curves and beautiful sounds come out of it.” I wiped the ribs’ thick barbecue sauce from my fingers and looked over at the band. Williams was doing a good job with “Georgia on My Mind.” He’d even donned Ray Bans to complete the Ray Charles feel. “This jazz is the best thing since milk,” one guy at the bar told his friend, who didn’t hesitate to agree. MTW

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Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. Omelettes, burgers, salads. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $

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Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Excellent service and fair prices with dishes like Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $

Aloha Grill - A large assortment of burgers with veggie styles and all the extras. Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893–0263. $

Dish - The concept is simple. Every month, the owner and manager decide on a different “menu” of 14 entrees, of which you may select 12 to assemble in their kitchen. Sessions available Wed-Sat. 150 Hana Highway, Kahului, 877-1414. $$

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Plus, a large variety of tapioca. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $

Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch and dinner favorites. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877–7461. $$

Bangkok Cuisine - Casual setting featuring exceptional Thai food with plenty of crisp vegetables and fresh seafood. Lunch, dinner or take-out. 395 Dairy Road, Kahului, 893-0026. $

Fiesta Time - Quality Mexican taqueria. Order a la carte or combo special with the freshest ingredients. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $

Biwon Restaurant - Fresh and flavorful, authentic Korean food. Open 10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $

Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - Oasis of cozy European and fresh island fish cuisine in the midst of the industrial zone. Lunch, dinner, catering. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$

Café Marc Aurel - Offers an elegantly casual menu, including Gourmet Cheeses, Dolmas, Tzaiki and an extensive By-The-Glass wine list. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku near the Iao Theatre. 244-0852. $$

Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center, 871–6977. $$

Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Open Monday through Saturday. 134 W Kamehameha Ave, Kahului, 877-3055. $

International House of Pancakes - (IHOP)- Open for breakfast, specialty pancakes, sandwiches, along with lunch and dinner entrees. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $

Curry in a Hurry - Curry dishes that are delightful and delicious in alternative vegetarian eating. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-3328. $

Little Ceasar Pizza Station - Specialty pizzas along with salads and sandwiches. Located inside of K-mart. 424 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1566. $

Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $

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275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Kaahumanu Center, 877-5588. Kozo Sushi - Fast food take out. Open 9 a.m to 7 p.m. Mon through Sat. Sushi platters available. 52 Market Place, Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - This corporation is known all over the world for its tasty glazed doughnuts. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Try the Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchilada and paella. Cool, quaint bar. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873–0220. $$ Marco’s Grill Deli - A lavish and beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 444 Hana Hwy, Kahului, 877-4486. $$ Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to “take five.” 444 Hana Hwy, Kahului, 877–CUPS. $ Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Features range from Shabu Shabu (tons of meat) to sushi and Japanese. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 877-0051. $$

Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave, Kahului, 877-0121. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Fast food Chinese with daily specials. All entrees are served with rice or noodles. 70 E Kaaumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - “A Taste of Philadelphia” with real Philly cheesesteak, pan fried trout, vegetarian meatloaf. Open for breakfast. 197 North Market Street, Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. Mon-Sat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave, Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything we’ve seen on Maui, conveyor-belt sushi. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Maui’s famous subs since 1990. Coffee, an extensstive list of breakfast bagels, sub Sandwiches, and salads. Open M-F 7 - p.m Sat 75pm, Sun 7-4pm 395 E. Dairy Rd, 877-8779.

Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawaii home. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $

Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, homemade cornbeef, sashimi, tossed salads. Catering and banquet facility. Happy Valley, Wailuku, 244-3404. $

Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and island spices. 275 Kaahumanu Ave, Queen Kaahumanu Mall, Kahului, 871-7726. $

Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch and dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $

Mike’s Restaurant - Authentic Chinese cooking and ono local grinds. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Also offer catering. 1900 Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the kitchen sink burritos to quesadillas a la carte. Casual dining, various piñatas available too. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877–8707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunch with a Southern smokehouse twist. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $ Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous ‘50s cafe. Quintessential American dining morning to night. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sam Sushi - Located inside Wow-Wee Cafe with over 20 years of experience in the food industry. Catering and party trays available. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 873-6400. $

Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees, Bento boxes, noodles and fish. Featuring DJ and Karaoke, open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong style Chinese seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with several choices of seafood. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, sandwiches and soups. Also a Hawaiian menu, kava kava, sushi and oxygen bars. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

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SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Affordable takeout seafood, chicken, ribs—all fried deep tempura style or grilled. 1913 S Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere, extensive wine list and friendly service. Try their homemade Tiramisu! 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list at reasonable prices. Open Mon-Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S Kihei Rd., 8790133. $$ Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Affordable breakfast, lunch and dinner, with burgers, local plates, fresh island fish, comfort foods, deli sandwiches. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Home of the Rat Pack Bar. Pizzas, pastas or Italian specialties created with love and a little attitude. $10 wines and kids eat free

Caffe Ciao - Italian cuisine baked in a Kiawe wood oven. Open for lunch and dinner. Dine outdoors poolside. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$

Bistro Molokini - Blend of California and island cuisine, lunch and dinner. Poolside. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$

Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879–2224. $$$

Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner, late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$

Cafe Del Sol - Open for breakfast and lunch. 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sandwiches and fresh fish, daily special. 3620 Baldwin Ave, Makowa 572-4877. $

Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks and sandwiches; everything from pizza to sushi. Eat outdoors overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$

Cevoli’s Motorcycle Cafe - A bistro with pizza, pasta, ribs, fresh island fish, deli sandwiches, nightly entrees. 1280 S Kihei Rd. Azeka Plaza, 874-8377. $

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Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. 1881 S Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. 2439 S Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner with omelets, burgers, salads. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. Fernando’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featured in Pacific Rim seafood. Breakfast, lunch, pupus and dinner. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879–2607. $$ Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh and delicious sushi, open 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 100 Ike Drive, Wailea, 879-7677. $$

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Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. Casual dining in a relaxed garden setting. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874--1111.$$

Big Wave Cafe - Small cafe serving Pacific Rim cuisine, including lobster and sweet corn fritter with furikake tartar sauce, and coconut shrimp with fruit salsa and ginger lilikoi sauce. Open daily. 1215 S Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $

Buzz’s Warf - Steaks, seafood and more, including Sweet Paradise Prawns. Reservations recommended. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$

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Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizer and “food for gringos,” too! Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Hula Moon - Enjoy breakfast, lunch, dinner or a champagne Sunday brunch with an open air tropical setting and spectacular ocean views. Featuring fresh Hawaiian fish. 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-7831. $$$ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a -Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos, including choice of vegetarian, mahi mahi, ono, shrimp, chicken or steak. Impressive salsa bar and the taco salads are da bomb! 1280 S Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - “Smart eating” featuring organic foods which are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Mon thru Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is a la carte, special late night menu and sushi. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with bar and lounge area. 2511 S Kihei Rd., 875–1007. $$ Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ Life’s a Beach - Food and drinks in a fun atmosphere. Best Mex, nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahimahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891–8010. $ Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak, lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5 p.m. to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr., Wailea, 879–7677. $$$ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891–8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue

Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a huge bar and open-air deck. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center. Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 243–2206. $$ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S Kihei Rd., 874–4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, a full service coffee kiosk, fruit smoothies, shakes. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the Islands. 2411 S. Kihei Road, Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast is served till 3 p.m 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874–1131. $ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish preparations. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879–7224. $$$ Pita Paradise - Good food, fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps, with outdoor lanai. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875–7679. $ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. Open for lunch (Mon-Fri) and dinner (nightly). 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10 p.m. Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei Restaurant - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award-winning cuisine, early bird and late night special. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879–0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875–7555. $$$ Seawatch - Hawaii regional cuisine utilizing the freshest island fish and produce. Open for breakfast and lunch 8 a.m to 3 p.m, dinner 5:30 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Beef, Pork, or Seafood, and veggies. Open for lunch Wed-Fri; dinner 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd. #120, 875-8366. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck, oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Steak, seafood and more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sausage sandwiches, even chicken or turkey, killer burgers and healthy vegetarian stuff. Sip a beer or margarita outside on the lanai. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874–6444. $ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including 1/2 lb burgers and deli sandwhiches with 24 T.V.’s, and a full bar. Open 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd, 879-0602. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$ Tony Roma’s - Famous for ribs, barbequed chicken and onion ring loaf, along with daily special. 1819 S. Kihei Road, 875-1104. $$

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Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab, New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 8752088. $$ Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific Cusine with a blend of Louisiana Cajin, and tropical flare. Open 5-10 pm. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei 874-8385. $$ K

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - A full espresso bar, hot and cold sandwiches, ice cream. Make sure to stop in for a great box lunch to go! 90 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha’Aina - Ocean front dinning Featuring a delicious chili pork burrito and a large variety of omelets. Island fish, chicken Katsu. Open for breakfast and Lunch only Tues - Sat 7a.m. - 2 p.m. Sun 7 a.m. -1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$ Café 808 - Local diner style serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open daily from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe O’Lei - Featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch, delicious salads, focaccia sandwiches. 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Makawao Paniolo Courtyard, 573-9065. $$ Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet and savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5796323. $ Café Mambo - International bistro featuring Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5798021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $

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in a charming atmosphere. Chef Beverly Gannon’s award-winning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572–2666. $

out the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia, 579–8030. $

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $

Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas and more! 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $

Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-to-order fish, beef, and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $

SandBar & Grill - Casual contemporary island cuisine, featuring salads, kiawe grill burgers, sandwiches and lobster tacos. Full bar, happy hour everyday 4-6 p.m. Open daily from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 89 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8742. $

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia, 579–8844. $$ Jameson’s Grill & Bar - Featuring fine steaks, fresh local fish and seafood, and of course, baked artichoke. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-5653. $$$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu and teriyaki all available. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572–7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open Wed thru Sun, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun thru Thu; 6 a.m. to midnight Fri and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun and more! Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$

Casanova - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572–0220. $$

Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579–8448. $$$

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner and beyond. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia, 579–9453. $ K

Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food Authentic, fresh and tasty Mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $

Colleen’s - 1940’s style city bistro atmosphere serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$

Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! Extensive tequila menu and delicious daily special. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579–8755. $

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine including Summer Rolls, Spicy Lemongrass Soup and Soy Fish in Clay Pot. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Catering and take-out available. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $$

Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia, 579–9999. $

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining

Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers with-

Vasi Gourmet - The best cakes and patries around, along with delicious salads, quiches and Gyro’s with a variety of teas. open 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 810 Kokomo Road, Haiku Market Place. 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

WEST MAUI A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines. Bakery with cakes and cookies. Lahaina Center, 667–0623. $ Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Seafood, chicken, ribs, fried deep tempura style or grilled. Great food great prices. 844 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 667-9009. $ Aloha Mixed Plate - Experience the traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawaii home. 285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebab, falafel and more! Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ The Bakery - Fresh baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and Japanese sushi. Delivery available, great daily special. Open late with full bar, pool tables. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ K Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669–6200. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. Come in for the ambience, stay for the delightful dining experience. 2780 Kekaa Dr., Kaanapali, 662-3210. $$ BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. Overlooking Lahaina Town, with ocean view. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds and

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Sheelah Elliott Paia Wine Corner When I first came to Maui, I was stranded at the airport. I moved here on a whim with my husband and three kids from Washington State. We have family here, and I planned to work in organic gardening. As we waited at the airport, I told my kids: “Don’t worry, it’s all going to work out.” And it did. My uncle Greg owns the Paia Wine Corner and, lucky for me, needed help. He and my aunt, who is the director of the Paia Youth & Cultural Center, wanted to spend more time with their family, and so I happily took the job. In addition to working in the store, I’ve helped him develop a web site (www.paiawinecorner.com) to promote our catering for weddings, wine tastings and community events, such as the Taste of the North Shore on November 13th. Since I’ve worked here, I’ve gotten to know Paia pretty well. It’s not your typical Waikiki tourist trap place. It’s a sleepy town but one where you can be whoever you want to be. It’s unbelievable all the good things that have happened since I’ve been here. Someone gave me a car, and next a cell phone. One Hawaiian family let us stay in their cottage, and a retired man takes my kids surfing and invites us to his family BBQs. I’m amazed at how giving everyone is, and I try to give back when I can. Every time I see a hitchhiker, I pick them up. Working at the Wine Corner and living here, I’ve met so many characters and have heard the best stories. Everyone has something to say. Some stories seem a little off the wall sometimes, but I’ve found that if you really listen to what people say, you can filter through to hear that they are good at heart. MTW

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bar, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ Breakwall Cafe - Serving breakfast, coffee, sandwiches, salads, smoothies. Open everyday 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with “Forrest Gump” movie memorabilia and logo wear in a lively, casual atmosphere. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661–9491. $$

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Lahaina, 661–0937. $$

Fairway Shops, Kaanapali, 667-0968. $

Captain Dave Fish & Chips - Classic baskets of fish and chips. Open daily. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood, along with island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648.

Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Soups, salads, pasta. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining and Margarita bar. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. Mexican food beyond the border. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. Romantic setting. Call for reservations. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St., Lahaina, 661–7600. $$ K

China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui, open for lunch and dinner. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, Kahana Gateway Shopping Center, 669-5089. $

Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving Polynesian style steaks, and seafood. Lunch 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m., dinner 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St.,

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced “comfort foods” such as Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies and more! Open daily. 2580 Kekaa Dr.,

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tainment. Half off Sushi Sundays. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina, 662-8780. $$ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesian sharing the spotlight with music and dance from four Pacific islands. 505 Front Street, Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood and ambience. Also, late-night menu served until 1:30 a.m.! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-3474. $$

Cool Cat Cafe - ‘50s-style diner with lanai. Delicious burgers and sandwiches, huge salads and classic fountain desserts. Lahaina Wharf Center, 667-0908. $ K

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $

David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667–5117. $$$ K

Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere, beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza, sandwiches, salads and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $

Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661–8939. $$$

Erik’s Seafood & Sushi - Fresh seafood and sushi—great steamers! Open nightly with live enter-

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

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Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Kaanapali Prkwy, 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Love All—Serve All. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667–7400. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here. Old Lahaina Center, 667–7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s style. Menu is a seafood lovers delight. Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 667–6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661–8422. $$$ Island Taco’s - The best soft shell taco’s ever. Choice of beef, fish, pork or chicken. Served with black beans, fresh cabbage, cheese. onions, and Jalapeno’s. Open Late night. 744 Luakini St. Lahaina $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food, eclectic atmosphere, lounge ambience. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - Great burgers, as well as Mexican food, salads and fried items, served until midnight, with bar and pool table! 2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali, 661-4500. $ Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices! Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs, will deliver. Lahaina Marketplace, 661–9999. $ K

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Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast. Vegetarian, too! Honokowai Marketplace, 662–0890. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizer, sandwiches and more. Maui Marriott, Kaanapali, 667–1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. The best lemon caper Mahi Mahi and Okinawan potato tempura ever! Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Casual poolside dining. Now featuring reasonalby priced tapas-Hawiian Style menu.for supper and late night dining. 6:30 am10pm.The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. Live jazz on weekends. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pancho & Lefty’s - Delicious and spicy appetizer, traditional and specialty Mexican food with full bar. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–4666. $ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661–6633. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. Open 7 days a week. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pad Thai - Delicious Påd Thai, among many items. Open daily. 658 Front St., Lahaina, $

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Pizza Paradiso - Voted “Best Pizza on Maui” since 1998. Award-winning pasta dishes, toss-to-order salads, big fat Greek gyros, homemade tiramisu and panna cotta. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929; $ Plantation House Restaurant - Hawaiian Mediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Reilley’s - Known for their choice award-winning beef. Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 pm 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - This fine dinning restaurant has mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30p.m.- 10p.m.4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy. Kahana 669-6999. $$$

Kaanapali, 667–4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch and takeout. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3538. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Swan Court - One of the top 10 romantic restaurants in the world, with an extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667–4727. $$$ Take Sushi - Open late night for late night sushi lovers. Full menu and daily special. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $

Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger and watch sports. Large parties welcome. Whalers Village, Kaanapali, 661–3123. $$

Terrace Restaurant - Open from 6:30-11 a.m. serving breakfast only. Elegant dining, buffet-style rotating menu ranging from “Breakfast on the Farm” to “Hawaiian Plantation-Style Breakfast.” Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak, fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 5 p.m. - 10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$

Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center, 667–2814. $

Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawaii`i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669–6286. $$ K

Tropica - Oceanfront dining on Ka’anapali Beach, features sizzling steaks, fresh fish, prepared in variety of styles, and specialty entress, appetizers, and deserts. 5:30-9:30pm. Westin, Kaanapali, 667–2525. $$

Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallagher. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669–1500. $$

Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine featuring fresh pasta and extensive wine list. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$

Smoke House - Delicious barbeque, ribs, chicken, sandwiches, and hamburgers along with a full bar. Open 11:30 a.m. - 10 p.m. 927 Wainee St. Lahaina, 667-7005. $

Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York Style Pizza, Calzones, and Hot & Cold Heros. Open 7 Days. Delivery 11 a.m. - 10 p.m. 840 Wainee St. Lahaina Square, Lahaina. 661-6773.$

Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy. Tables are private, the Antipasto serves two. Hyatt Regency,

Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. Live entertainment daily. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661–4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi. Dinner nightly from 5:30-10 p.m., Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path “surf bistro.” Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661–7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s signature Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-4495. $$

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Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667–2288. $$$

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Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw, and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza, 665–6262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 am - 10 pm. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-1929. $$ K Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with char-grilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the Islands. 840 Wainee Street 661-8883 Lahaina (and Napili). $ Moose McGillycuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat special and merry atmosphere, large bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667–7758. $

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What’s Happening? This Halloween weekend [LAHAINA] Sunday on Front St.—closed to vehicular traffic from 4 p.m. to midnight (Baker St. to Prison St.). Keiki Costume Parade at 5 p.m. Face-painting, fortune-telling and food at Banyan Tree Park. Live music by U.S. Air Force Band (5-7 p.m.), Hector Serrano and Tropical Force (5:30-7:30 p.m.), DJs and jazz percussion (8-11 p.m.), Samba Maui (9-11 p.m.). Four-person Co-ed Costume Contest/Volleyball Tournament—Kaanapali Beach, 8:15 a.m. Cash and prizes. Call 298-9623 for info. Adult Costume Contest—at Banyan Tree Park, 7-10 p.m. Grand prize $1000 cash. $20 entry fee. Karaoke Costume Contest—Wharf Cinema Center, 7:30 p.m. No entry fee, $500 prize. Pioneer Inn Costume Contest—10 p.m., $5 entry, $1200 cash prizes. The Grim Reefers—Blue Lagoon Tropical Bar, 10:30 a.m. to 1 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center Haunted House, 1-5 p.m. Thu & Fri and 1-9 p.m. Sat & Sun. Admission is $3 for adults, $2 for kids. Pacific Whale Foundation Halloween cruise: Maalaea to Lahaina (8 p.m.) and back (10 p.m.). Call 249-8811. Public Transit: Extra buses will be added to the normal route, extended for an additional hour and rides only cost $1! Call 879-2828 for schedules. And as always, check the Grid and Calendar Listings, p. 30-34 for a complete schedule of what’s happening around the island! Have fun and be safe!! [SAMANTHA CAMPOS]

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Black Square Friday, 10 p.m. at Hapa’s; Saturday, 10 p.m. at the SandBar [MUSIC] If you saw Pepper’s highenergy show at Hapa’s last June, then you probably remember the band that opened for them, since you didn’t have time to get completely wasted just yet. Featuring Josh from the infamous punk outfit 86’d List, Black Square (pictured left) is a new “ska/punk/rock band with a hip-hop edge” from Oahu and they’re here opening for Go Jimmy Go this weekend. They’re dirty fun but that’s not why we love them. They’ve also been playing fundraisers, like the Unity Crayons’ “Use Your Head” for the Domestic Violence Clearinghouse, and are scheduled to play the “Festival of Resistance” daybefore-Election-Day political activist fest at U of H, Manoa campus. Now them’s good old-fashioned, punk rock ethics!

Tap Dogs Rebooted Thursday-Saturday, 7:30 p.m. at the Castle Theater [DANCE] Yeah, it’s tap dance. But instead of picturing cool, suave, always dapper Fred Astaire, imagine your hot, neighborhood construction worker energetically stomping it up, with rhythm and glee, in big, manly work boots and a sexy sheen of sweat. “Hot, hunky and highly inventive!” is what critics say but don’t get the wrong idea. The Tap Dogs have won 11 international theatrical awards for their inventive and highly talented performances. Tickets are $45, $35, $28, $10 and half-price for kids 12 and under. Call 242-7469 for more info.

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Rally for the Democrats Sunday, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. at the Kahului Shopping Center [POLITICAL] These days I feel sorry for the Democratic Party. They’ve been out of power in the U.S. House of Representatives since 1994, the White House since 2000 and the Honolulu Governor’s Mansion since 2002. Yeah, they control both houses of the Hawaii state legislature, but really, who cares? Now it’s looking like Dubya might take our beloved state. Even if you don’t care for the party that chose the donkey as its mascot or former mayor James “Kimo” Apana as its county chairman, go rally with the “leftists” this weekend and show that the Bush Empire won’t include our shores. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

Rock the Vote! Monday, 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. at the Maui Community College Quad [MUSIC] This is it. Finally. At last, it’s time to vote for congressional representatives, state senators, county councilmembers, OHA Trustees and, I think, the President of the United States of America. All that happens on Tuesday, Nov. 2, with the innumerable precinct recounts and voter fraud lawsuits scheduled to begin first thing Wednesday morning. Get into the voting mood the right way—at a Rock the Vote concert. The Easy will be there with the Voodoo Suns, Teri Garrison, Anick Violette and The John Moore Project. There’s also going to be free food and drinks and I think Ralph Nader’s going to jump out of a large cake while wearing some sort of thong, but that last part might just be an ugly rumor. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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A purse full of movies

Broadcasts! Every Week Live From Maui’s Premier Music Venues Oldies Radio KONI 104.7 FM Congratulates TRACY FALITE of Kihei, winner of $5,000

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Iao Theatre

the day’s end, Bobby Dukes was close to winning his fourth consecutive Hudson Valley Paintball Classic. But he wiped a paintball’s splatter off his pants and nothing was ever the same again. Banned from the sport, he walked the earth for a decade. Now Bobby Dukes is back—hot to reclaim his title—but who wants to play with a wiper?

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Thursday, October 28 6 p.m. Opening Night with music by The Hula Honeys FILMS: Singlefin: Yellow, A Brokedown Melody, Sprout, Ishmael

DOUBLE DARE Hawaii Premiere! Director: Amanda Micheli, U.S., 2003, 81 min., English You’ve seen Jeannie Epper and Zoe Bell on the small and large screen. Or at least you’ve seen their backs as they fight an array of villains, or as they leap from tall buildings in single bounds. They are stuntwomen and have doubled for such screen icons as Wonder Woman and Xena. This compact and well-made documentary goes beyond a fan’s-eye-view of stunt gags (and those fans include Steven Spielberg and Quentin Tarantino in featured interviews).

Friday, October 29 7 p.m. “A Queen for All Seasons” pageant FILM: Gay By Dawn

Saturday, October 30 6:30 p.m. Tying the Knot 8 p.m. The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill

Sunday, October 31 6:30 p.m. The Symposium 8 p.m. Adventure of Iron Pussy, Halloweenie

GAYBY DAWN Hawaii Premiere! Director: Jonathan London, U.S., 2004, 10 min., English Rednecks on a hunting trip are spooked by a campfire story about a different kind of monster in the woods.

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Friday, October 29 7 p.m. Halloweenie, Blackballed: The Bobby Dukes Story, Lo Fi: Best of HIFF Shorts

HALLOWEENIE Maui Exclusive! Director: David Leoncini, U.S., 2004, 55 min., English A local Maui production, HALLOWEENIE explores a day in the life of a teen pizza boy. Wendel Stella, 17, while delivering to a Halloween party, picks up a hitcher, Blaze, who’s an eccentric trustifarian fresh off the plane from Los Angeles and he’s looking for weed. On their journey to the party, they talk story and learn a bit about each other along the way. HALLOWEENIE has bullies, a love interest, punk band, hot chicks, haoles getting dirty lickins, a ’66 pink Caddy convertible, hippies, braddahs, wahines, stoners and a brief interlude between a man and a lawn gnome.

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HANA, THE HEART OF HAWAII Director: Loyne Miller, U.S., 2004, 53 min., English A new documentary that captures a bit of the life and culture of Hana, Maui—a town often called one of the last Hawaiian places.

THE ADVENTURE OF IRON PUSSY Hawaii Premiere! Director: Apichatpong Weerasethakul, Thailand, 2003, 90 min., Thai w/E.S. At this year’s festival, if you can only see one Thai transvestite secret agent musical featuring a dozen beautiful maids, super drugs and incestuous longings, make it IRON PUSSY. Over-the-top is just the starting point for this playful film. It spirals through both gender and genre-bending, leaving us delightfully dizzy. Story styles bounce through Bollywood, chop socky, “Phad Thai,” Western, Shakespearean comedy and tragedy.

ISHMAEL Hawaii Premiere! Director: Benjamin Keller, U.S., 2003, 57 min., English What compels a person to surf the Atlantic Ocean during New England’s coldest winter in 20 years? “You must have the soul of a seal,” muses a philosopher/surfer in ISHMAEL. Director Ben Keller’s cinematography intertwines the austere beauty of winter with the surfers’ inner fire.

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BLACKBALLED: THE BOBBY DUKES STORY Hawaii Premiere! Director: Brant Sersen, U.S., 2003, 91 min., English His name sung around a thousand campfires at

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A BROKEDOWN MELODY World Premiere! Director: Chris Malloy, U.S., 2004, 50 min., English The Moonshine Conspiracy stays true to the roots of surf filmmaking with their fourth release, A BROKEDOWN MELODY. Moonshine Conspirator and local boy Jack Johnson performs the title track and showcases his surfing skills throughout. The film explores the times, travels and experiences of a tribe of surfers searching for the spark of life and looking to pass it on to a younger generation.

99 CENTS Director: Keir Serrie, U.S., 2003, 3 min., English AMERICAN SEOUL Director: Jason Moore, U.S., 2003, 9 min., English and Korean w/E.S. ODE TO MARGARET CHO Director: Susie Lee, U.S., 2004, 4 min., English BAMPINAY Director: Matthew Abaya, U.S., 2003, 21 min., English FUNETICS Director: Lynn Okimura, U.S., 2 min., English PRIX FIXE Director: Nobu Adilman, Canada, 8 min., English THE BOOKSHELF Director: Yohei Kawamata, U.S., 5 min., English ROOMMATE FROM HELL Director: Allen Piper, U.S., 2003, 12 min., English HERE COMES PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR KENGO KOSHIYAMA Director: Yohei Kawamata, U.S., 2004, 13 min., English GAY BY DAWN Director: Jonathan London, U.S., 2004, 10 min., English THE CLIMATIC DEATH OF DARK NINJA

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Director: Peter Craig, U.S., 2003, 12 min., English THE HAIRS Director: Yohei Kawamata, U.S., 2004, 5 min., English SINGLEFIN: YELLOW Hawaii Premiere! Director: Jason Baffa, U.S., 2003, 70 min., English SINGLEFIN: YELLOW begins as do all of the oldest tales—with a creator full of desire and warmth. Surfer and renowned board maker Tyler Hatzikian has a dream of sharing a feeling with a community of friends. So he shapes a classic ‘60s-style longboard with a single fin, colors it yellow and sends it on a lengthy journey through the Pacific. SPROUT World Premiere! Director: Thomas Campbell, U.S., 2004, English SPROUT documents a new movement in surfing. In recent years, a paradigm shift has taken place—one of open-mindedness to riding new and different types of equipment. The long-standing wall between longboarders and shortboarders is breaking down fast, and amidst the rubble, surfers are discovering that it’s okay to embrace all forms of waveriding. THE SYMPOSIUM Director: Michael Wurth, U.S., 2003, 95 min., English Taking Plato’s Symposium as its point of departure, THE SYMPOSIUM is an updated and sharp exploration of the nature of relationships between men, women and love. Like a Socratic gadfly, THE SYMPOSIUM is meant to initiate investigations into the human self and the nature of being human. TYING THE KNOT World Premiere! Director: Jim de Seve, U.S., 2004, 87 min., English This acutely topical documentary discusses the samesex marriage debate through the 2004 attempt to amend the U.S. Constitution to prohibit it. First time director de Seve touches all bases by looking at historical aspects of marriage, the legal obstacles posed by state and federal laws denying same-sex couples over 1,000 rights enjoyed by married couples and by personalizing the issue with detailed accounts of people virtually destroyed by not having the right to marry. UP FOR GRABS Hawaii Premiere! Director: Michael Wranovics, U.S., 2004, 88 min., English This engrossing, entertaining documentary tells the story of the notorious legal battle over one of the world’s most famous baseballs: Barry Bonds’ 73rd single-season home run ball, potentially worth millions of dollars. The scuffle for the ball in the stands was nothing compared to the fight that began when Alex Popov, the outspoken fan who first has his glove on it, sued Patrick Hayashi, the soft-spoken fan who got possession of the ball during the chaos, possibly by pulling it out of Popov’s glove. Don’t’ assume that this little gem is just for Court TV or baseball fans—the twists and turns are so interesting, the film itself is so well made and Popov’s sleazy opportunism is so hilarious that it’s sure to appeal to everyone. WILD PARROTS OF TELEGRAPH HILL Maui Exclusive! Director: Judy Irving, U.S., 2004, 83 min., English This is the true story of a Bohemian St. Francis and his remarkable relationship with a flock of wild green and red parrots. Mark Bittner, a homeless street musician in San Francisco, falls in with the flock as he searches for meaning in his life, unaware that the wild parrots will bring him everything he needs. MTW

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Danny Deckchair 5 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater A perfect post-election night at the movies -regardless of the outcome. This is a story of a quirky Australian who escapes his mid-life crisis by blasting into the skies in a garden chair tied with helium balloons -- where, upon landing, a new life awaits him. Reminiscent of Local Hero , this Frank Capra-esque small town romantic comedy is . . . "Irresistible . . . it does very well just by validating our daydreams. It manages to delight without simpering, make points without lecturing, and break hearts and mend them again." (Washington Post) PG-13. 90 min.

LOUIS VUITTON HAWAII INT’L FILM FESTIVAL Thursday through Sunday, October 28-31 Iao Theater and Maui Community College Please check p. 26 for complete film schedule and movie descriptions.

New This Week BIRTH – (R) – Drama – Nicole Kidman plays the young widow Anna who’s all set to start a new life when this cute little boy drops into her life claiming to be her reincarnated dead husband. Sounds pretty heavy. Also stars Lauren Bacall, Danny Huston and Cameron—Wait a sec! Did you say Lauren Bacall? THE Lauren Bacall?! Damn! FINDING NEVERLAND - PG - Drama - Two words: Johnny Depp. ‘Nuff said. What, you need more? All right, fine. This is the story of J.M. Barrie (author of Peter Pan, 1904 London) and his creative journey to writing the classic children’s tale, inspired in part by his friendships with a young dying mother and her fatherless children. Also stars Kate Winslet and Dustin Hoffman but who cares? Johnny Depp, okay?! Sneak Preview. RAY – (PG13) – Musical Drama – The story of Ray Charles, blind from age seven, who famously merged Gospel, jazz and rhythm and blues music, all while fighting drug addiction and Southern segregation, eventually becoming one of the greatest American pianists of the 20th century. Stars Jamie Foxx and Regina King. SAW - R - Suspense/Horror - Two men awake to discover themselves locked inside a chamber with a dead man, a gun and a couple of handsaws, in a terrific new game a genius psychopath has concocted to see how far his human pets will go to save their own lives. Hmm... demented killers, little-known actors and no dumb, busty chicks screaming? This actually might be a bonafide scary movie on our hands! Starring Cary Elwes, Monica Potter, Danny Glover. SHAUN OF THE DEAD - R - Comedy/HorrorJust when this poor 29-year-old schmuck is trying to make it up to his chick for being such a loser, the streets explode with zombies. Isn’t that always the way, guys? Now, instead of saving his relationship, the dude has to save London—at least, that’s what he’ll be telling his girlfriend later when he comes home late drunk, again.

Now Showing THE FORGOTTEN – (R) – Horror – There’s all these people, like, flying out of nowhere and they just disappear. But then there’s this one black lady that flew out. And there’s this freaky looking guy but he had a human face. Then suddenly he had an alien face. He screams and all the glass breaks. I screamed, but then I was mad that I screamed because it’s actually a dumb movie.. FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS – PG 13 – Drama –

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The evil eye of The Grudge Think Any Given Sunday, but two days earlier and with high school jocks instead of pros. This sports movie chronicles the highs and lows experienced by the 1988 Permian High Panthers of Odessa, Texas. Critics are supposedly calling it one of the greatest football movies ever, but I don’t see how it will ever top Gus, the 1976 Don Knotts/Tim Conway masterpiece about a Yugoslavian mule that got drafted as a field goal kicker. Stars Billy Bob Thornton as the coach and Derek Luke as some guy. GARDEN STATE - R - Comedy, Drama, Romance A antidepressent-medicated 20-something guy (Zach Braff) living in L.A. as an actor returns to his New Jersey home for his mother’s funeral. Meeting up with his childhood friends and fears, he confronts the issues that have catapulted him into the land of malaise and ennui. Along the way, he also meets a girl (Natalie Portman) with issues of her own, who helps him to see the world with un-medicated eyes. Basically, it’s a journey of self-discovery but not quite that hokey-sounding. So, okay, this movie was one of the best we’ve seen this year—at the Wailea Film Festival—so just go see it. THE GRUDGE – (PG13) – Horror – You know how your mama told you never to hold a grudge? Well, this little horror flick sets out to prove that point further as Sarah Michelle Gellar finds herself in a cycle of unresolved fury and a curse born of someone who... dunh duh!... held a grudge I HEART HUCKABEES – (PG13) – Comedy – Dysfunction and existentialism abounds in this all-star cast of misfits, including Dustin Hoffman, Lily Tomlin, Jude Law, Naomi Watts, Mark Wahlberg, Isabelle Huppert and Jason Schwarzman. LADDER 49 – (PG13) – Drama – Joaquin Phoenix plays a firefighter trapped in a burning building. The whole movie takes place has he reflects on his life as the rest of his ladder company takes their sweet time rescuing him. Also stars John Travolta as the fire chief. NAPOLEON DYNAMITE – (PG) – Comedy – A cult classic already because of the screening at the Wailea Film Festival this year, Napoleon Dynamite is about a red afrod-ed, dorky teenager who sells herbal breast enhancers door-to-door while practicing his dance moves and learning the way of the ninja as he helps his new best friend win the election for Student Body President. This is kind of a coming-of-age story but it’s hilarious so go see it, you big fat turd! Gawwwsh! SHALL WE DANCE? – (PG13) – Drama, Musical This movie reads like an after-hours flick on cable: “An overworked Chicago accountant (Richard Gere), tired of the boring routine that his life has become, sees a beautiful dance teacher (Jennifer Lopez) through a window and decides to get to know her better, and as the joy of dancing enters his life, he discovers that it might just be the secret to saving his troubled marriage...” (Greg’s Previews, Yahoo Movies!) SHARK TALE – PG – Animation – An all-star cast voices the story of a little fish (Will Smith) who tells tall tales and gets famous. There’s a shark that gets killed and some running—er, swimming—around as the shark family seeks retribution. There’s also a love triangle involving the little fish, a hot fish voiced by Angelina Jolie and a sweet fish voiced by Renee Zelleweger. Other voices by Robert De Niro and Jack Black. SURVIVING CHRISTMAS – (PG13) – Romantic

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Comedy – Ben Affleck plays a rich record company exec who gets dumped by his girlfriend. Moping around and fearful of spending Christmas alone, he decides—for reasons that aren’t entirely clear—to go back to the home he grew up in and spend Christmas with the strangers who live there. Because this is a comedy, they turn out to be nuts. Also stars Christina Applegate and that dude who plays Tony Soprano. TAXI – (PG13) – Action, Adventure, Comedy, Crime – At last, some Hollywood genius has finally made a movie about that beloved 1970s television situation comedy Taxi. I can’t tell you how long I’ve waited to see Jim and Latka and all the rest on the big screen… what? Oh, I guess this is something different, starring Jimmy Fallon as a cop who ends up partnered with taxi driver Queen Latifah. Yeah, I’d much rather see them than Andy Kaufman, Danny Devito and Christopher Lloyd. Also stars the reasonably attractive Brazilian supermodel Giselle Bundchen. TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE – (R) – Action/Adventure, Comedy/Puppet show – This action movie with puppets tells the story of an elite band of anti-terrorist commandoes who attempt to rid the world of evildoers. Created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone—the makers of South Park, BASEketball and Orgazmo—the film should have plenty of subtle humor and light-hearted fun. Word has it they had to cut a golden shower scene to keep the movie Rated R. Woohoo—great reason to buy the DVD! WITHOUT A PADDLE - (PG13) - Comedy - Think Deliverance, but not as funny. Seth Green, Matthew Lillard and Dax Shepard play three guys who take a canoe into the Oregon wilderness looking for treasure but finding dangerous hunters, hippie chicks, wild rapids and some crazy old coot played by Burt Reynolds who starred in, among other movies, Deliverance. ZATOICHI: THE BLIND SWORDSMAN – R – Action/Adventure/Drama – Japanese flick that follows blind nomad/gambler/masseur/master swordsman Zatoichi has he visits a 19th Century village controlled by merciless gangster Ginzo. Much swordfighting follows involving Ginzo’s henchmen, a samurai ronin named Hattori and two beautiful geishas. Awww yeaaaaaah.

Maui Mall, 249–2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Birth - R - Fr, M-W (12:40, 3, 5:20), 7:40, 10, Sa-Su (12:40, 3), 5:20, 7:40, 10 Finding Neverland - PG - Sneak Preview: Sat 7:30 The Forgotten - PG13 - Th (12:40, 1, 3:15, 5, 5:30), 7:45, 9:30, 9:55, Fr, M-W (1, 3:15, 5:30), 7:45, 9:55, Sa-Su (1, 3:15), 5:30, 7:45, 9:55 Friday Night Lights - PG13 - Th (1:30, 4:30), 7, 7:15, 9:45, 10, Fr, M-W (1, 4), 7, 9:45, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 9:45 Garden State - R - Th-Fr, M-W (1:15, 4:15), 7, 9:30, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:15, 7, 9:30 Napoleon Dynamite - PG - Th only (12:45, 3, 5:15), 7:25, 9:40 Raise Your Voice - PG - Th only (12:30, 2:55, 5:15), 7:40, 10 Ray - PG13 - Fr, M-W (12:45, 1:15, 1:30, 4, 4:30, 4:45), 7:15, 7:45, 8, Sa-Su (12:45, 1:15, 1:30), 4, 4:30, 4:45, 7:15, 7:45, 8 Saw - R - Fr, M-W (12:30, 2:50, 5:10), 7:30, 9:50, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:50), 5:10, 7:30, 9:50 Shall We Dance - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (12:30, 2:50, 5:10), 7:30, 10, Sa (12:30, 2:50), 5:10, 10, Su (12:30, 2:50), 5:10, 7:30, 10 Shaun of the Dead - R - Fr, M-W (12:30, 2:45, 5), 7:15, 9:30, Sa-Su (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:30 Surviving Christmas - PG13 - Th (12:30, 1, 2:45, 3:15, 5, 5:30), 7:15, 7:45, 9:30, 10, Fr, M-W (12:45, 1, 3, 3:15, 5:15, 5:30) 7:30, 7:45, 9:45, 10, Sa-Su (12:45, 1, 3, 3:15), 5:15, 5:30, 7:30, 7:45, 9:45, 10 Without a Paddle - PG13 - Th only (12:40, 5:15), 9:45 Zatoichi: The Blind Swordsman - R - Th only (1:20, 4), 7, 9:45

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka`ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 The Grudge - PG13 - Daily (12:40, 3), 5:15, 7:35, 9:50 I Heart Huckabees - PG13 - Daily (1), 4:15, 7:05, 9:30 Ladder 49 - PG13 - Daily (12:45), 4:45, 7:25, 10 Shark Tale - PG - Daily (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:30 Taxi - PG13 - Daily (12:35, 2:50), 5:05, 7:20, 9:45 Team America - R - Daily (12:45), 4:30, 7:30, 9:55

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Go, Go, Go Jimmy Go! Hawaii’s favorite ska band returns to Maui Gregory on drums, bassist Cameron Wright, A couple of years ago, I had the best Fernando Pacheco on trombone and Eric birthday ever. Starting the celebration at White on tenor sax. midnight, my best friend and I went to the Hmm—no Jimmy. Not even a James. So now-defunct Maui Brews in Lahaina. A who is this Jimmy and where, exactly, is he seven-piece band from Oahu played the supposed to go? most fun, positive and lively music. The “The guy who started the band is Larry,” lead singer graciously dedicated birthday White told me. “Larry songs to me, while Gordon. He was the my friend and I lead singer, he played danced and danced. At Hapa’s on Friday, and the SandBar on saxophone—he’s our After the club Saturday. Both shows start at 10 p.m. with Jimmy. He used to ‘go’ closed, we kicked it Oahu’s Black Square and Thicker Than because he knew how on the beach with Thieves opening. Tickets are $10. Visit their to dance the traditional the band, drinking website at www.gojimmygo.com. ska styles. We were all beers, laughing and new to the thing and he would just go off and singing Huey Lewis songs with a ‘ukulele start dancing real extravagant, you know, in until the wee hours of the morn. our eyes. Go Jimmy Go also came from an old The next day entailed a lot more birthBob Marley song back in the ska days—that day activity with no sleep but the memowas actually a Jimmy Clanton song, a country ries of the night before kept a Disneyland singer—but that story has no flavor.” grin on my face all day long. In 2000, Go Jimmy Go released their debut The band playing that night was Go album, Slow Time, of uniquely Hawaiian-skaJimmy Go. Since they formed eight years rocksteady-reggae-soul tunes with moderate ago, they’ve had numerous member recognition. But it was after the release of their changes, finally settling into a solid lineup second album, Soul Arrival two years later, in 1998. The band now includes lead that Go Jimmy Go suddenly became Hawaii’s singer Jason “Bison” Friedman, guitarists most popular ska band. Ian Ashley and Andrew McClellan, Shon

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Soul Arrival held the number one spot on Oahu radio station KTUH 990.3 FM for four months and earned a Na Hoku Hanohano Award nomination for “Best Rock Album.” But as is the case for most popular bands on Hawaii, Go Jimmy Go’s success was localized. “We decided the only way we were going to get anywhere,” said White, “is if we get going.” So Go Jimmy Go went. The band played 16 dates on the mainland’s well-known megaconcert series, Van’s Warped Tour, and shared the stage with No Doubt, Reel Big Fish, Fishbone, Jack Johnson, Damien Marley and War. And their success just kept spiraling. Just this month, GJG have returned home from their fifth tour on the mainland, spanning six months from the East to the West Coasts and will head out again in January. Their third album will be released in February, following 30 more dates in Canada and the U.S. Known for their infectious spirit and fun live shows as well as their skank-worthy music, it’s no wonder the Oahu ska band has a solid and faithful fan base wherever they play. But the guys in Go Jimmy Go insist they do not have groupies. They have “friends.” The kind of friends who share homes when the band is touring, Huey Lewis songs and good times on birthdays. MTW

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Pono Players, Comedy Improv $15, 8pm

1945 S Kihei Road, Kihei - 875-0188

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658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-8141

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Neto Peraza, Latin Night No cover, 10pm

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Memphis Exchange $10, 9:45pm

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MON - Mark Epstein & Friends, Blues & Jazz, 10pm; TUE - Jay Molina & Gilbert Emata w/Vanessa Rodriques, 10pm; WED - Soul Concept w/Curtis Williams, 10pm, No cover WED - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Tap Dogs - Thursday-Saturday. The show that brings tap into the 21st century. The dancers of Tap Dogs juxtapose the strength and power of everyday workmen with the precision and talent of high energy, rawedged tap in the dynamic show that brings audiences to their feet. Tickets: $45-$35-$28,$10. 7:30 p.m. (and 2 p.m. Sat), Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Memphis Exchange - Thursday (tonight). For over 10 years Memphis Exchange has impressed audiences with their Unique blend of rhythm, rock and harmony. Tickets: $10 Compadres, Lahaina, 661-7189; Fri, 9:45 p.m. Casanova, Makawao, 572-0220.

Hawaii’s favorite ska, rocksteady, reggae sensations. The 2003 Hoku award nominees will finish off six months of touring across the US with two shows of hot island sounds known all around the world. Tickets: $10. 10 p.m. Fri; Hapa’s Nightclub, Kihei, 879-9001. Sat; The SandBar & Grill, Paia, 579-8742. Angels Sing to Me - Friday. A classical, folk and sacred music concert and CD release party for Soloist, Marion Vernette Moore. Ms. Moore was trained at the Oberlin Conservatory of Music where she was a Fulbright Scholar as well as the Mozateum in Salzburg, Austria, Accompanied by concert pianist Bonnye Bond Karger, and with selected dance pieces by choreographer Joseph Favalora. Tickets: $10. 7:30 p.m., at The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

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Halloween Lahaina 2004 - Sunday, 4:30 p.m. Front Street. Lahaina. Celebrated since 1990 as the Mardi Gras of the Pacific. The night starts off with the annual children's costume parade down Front Street, along activities and food booths, live music and dancing. Lahaina Town sponsors The Great Halloween Costume Contest in Banyan Tree Park. Restaurants and retail merchants offer costume contests throughout the evening. Shopping centers feature Haunted Houses for kids during the week. For info, call 667-9194.

TICKETS ON SALE Makana - Nov. 5. Makana has taken his strong foundation in traditional Hawaiian slack key guitar ki ho´alu and added influences of folk, rock, jazz and classical

music. With a style reminiscent of such artists as Cat Stevens and Arlo Guthrie, Makana personifies the direction of ki ho´alu in this new millennium, with an open eye on the world music scene. His gentle to commanding arrangements reflect his own style and character, while carrying forward the spirit of Hawaii´i. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Kamapua'a - Nov. 6. A theatrical production in the Hawaiian language by Ka Halau Hanakeaka, representing a Hawaiian perspective on the story of Kamapua'a: pig-child of Hina and Kahiki'ula, pig-grandson of Kamaunuaniho, nemesis of volcano goddess Pele. This tale covers the travels of Kamapua‘a: lively, bawdy, funny, good fight scenes and you don’t need to speak Hawaiian to ‘get it. Tickets: $22-$16-$10. 7:30

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ERIK’S SEAFOOD & SUSHI 843 Wainee St., Lahaina - 662-8780

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41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

Open Mic Night 9pm Flava Zone 9pm

Go Jimmy Go w/Black Square, ska/rocksteady/punk, $10, 10pm Marty Dread, $5, 10pm

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

Fantasy Five 9pm

MON - Willie K TUE - Ultra Fab Tuesday, w/Fat Joe, 9pm; WED - Aloha Wed w/Jammin J

Halloween Bash w/DJ Jammin J $5, 6pm

MON - Marty Dread, Reggae, $5, 10pm

Habenero Brothers No cover, 9pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

Evolution No cover, 9pm

Gina Martinelli No cover, 6-9pm

Da Hawaiians 6:30pm

Kenny Roberts 7:30pm

El Nino 7pm

Habenero Brothers 6:30pm

Cruz’n Fridays, Live Music $5, 10pm

Copacobana Night, $5, 10pm

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MON - Steve Mendoza, 7pm, TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 7pm

DA KINECALENDAR p.m. Castle Theater, MACC 242-SHOW. Harlem Gospel Choir - Nov. 7. Part of the Global Rhythms Series. The world-famous Harlem Gospel Choir travels the globe to share the joy of faith through music, with some of the finest singers and musicians from African-American churches in Harlem. The Choir has performed with artists as diverse as U2, Diana Ross, Lyle Lovett, and The Chieftains, for audiences ranging from small churches to command performances for the Pope (twice!) and Nelson Mandela. This foot-stomping, hand-clapping, joyous show is guaranteed to lift up your spirits. Tickets: $25-18-10. 5 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Jon Nakamatsu - Nov. 8. With family roots on Maui and Molokai Jon Nakamatsu is the only American to win the Gold Medal in the prestigious Van Cliburn International Piano Competition in the past 20 years. He continues to be one of the most popular pianists of this generation. Acclaimed as a true aristocrat of the keyboard, his playing combines elegance, clarity and electrifying power. Tickets: $35-$28-$10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Willie Nelson with The Planetary Bandits Nov. 19. 4th Annual Maui Music Fest. This year the Montessori School welcomes special guests Pat Simmons of the Doobie Brothers, Rickie Lee Jones with bassist Rob Wassermann along with Hanaiali'i Gilliom & Eric Gilliom, Marty Dread, Gail Swanson joined by Maui finest local musicians. Tickets: $50-$40. 5:30 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-SHOW. David Sedaris - Nov. 14. Best-selling author and humorist will read from his work, which is presented by UpWest Arts and Hawaii Public Radio. Tickets: $40-$35$30-$25. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Maui On Tap II - Nov. 14. An exciting live tap concert, and the highlight of this year's three-day tap dance festival! Featuring dynamic performances by guest professionals Julie Cartier, artistic director of Especially Tap Chicago; Jimmy Payne, Jr. of the Chicago Human Rhythm Project; and John Kloss, artistic director of the Bay Area Tap Festival. Tickets: $20 adults, students $15. 7 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Na Lani Èha - Nov 20. Four kumu hula and their halau from Maui join one of the most respected kumu hula of Hawaii and her halau to honor the ancestors in chant, dance and song. Hokulani Holt-Padilla with Halau Paù O Hiìaka, Pali Ahue with Na Maile Ku Honua, Kealiì Reichel with Halau Keàlaokamaile, and Napua Greig & Kahulu Maluo-Huber with Halau Na Lei Kaumaka O Uka. This program of Na Lani ‘Eha The Four Royals celebrates the life and accomplishments of royal siblings King Kalakaua, Queen Lili‘uokalani, Princess Likelike and Prince Leleiohoku. Tickets: $35- $25-$10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Burt Bacharach - Nov. 21. The legendary composer of 52 remarkable Top 40 hits: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head” Look of Love" "Close to You" "Blue on Blue" "What's New Pussycat" "Walk On By" Burt

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Bacharach's songs combine elements of jazz, Brazilian music, torch songs and rock into memorable melodies with compositions that are meticulously crafted and technically sophisticated. Tickets: $75, $65, $55, $35. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Keola Beamer & R. Carlos Nakai - Nov. 27. Soothe the soul and lift the spirit with the nahenahe music of two internationally recognized, award winning master musicians. Slack key guitar virtuoso, Keola Beamer is one of Hawaii`'s most beloved performers. The recipient of multiple Na Hoku Hanahono awards, his best-selling releases are both innovative and enthralling. R. Carlos Nakai, the world's premier Native American flutist. Tickets: $35, $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Neil Sedaka - Dec. 9. For almost five decades, Neil

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845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

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Nils & Anastia 10pm-12am

Crazy Fingers Duo 10-12 am

Karaoke 9:30pm

monday11/01 – wednesday11/03

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Reggae All Stars No cover, 9pm

Cmojo And Lake No cover, 9pm

Halloween Pre-Party No cover, 9pm

Free Karaoke No cover, 9pm

MON - Open Jam w/Adam, 9pm; TUE - Crunch Pups, No cover, 9pm; WED - Guy’s Night Out, 9pm

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Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm

Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm

Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:30-11:30pm, No cover

Willie K, $7, 10pm

Live Entertainment, 10pm Voodoo Suns, 9pm

Merv Ohana No cover, 8pm

The Whillys No cover, 8pm

Larry Council Band No cover, 8pm

Service Industry Night, No cover, 9pm

MON - Monster Mondays, No cover; TUE - Tini Tuesdays, No cover; WED - Karaoke night w/Tyrone, No cover, 8-11pm

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DA KINECALENDAR Sedaka’s timeless standards have entered the lexicon of popular culture and helped change the face of popular music. Hit singles such as “Breaking Up is Hard To Do,” “Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen,” “Laughter in the Rain,” are among the 1000 plus songs penned and or performed by Neil. As a prolific and versatile author and performer, Neil never ceases to draw in audiences from all over the world. Tickets $45, $38, $25. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Bela Fleck - Dec. 12. Cancelled. Matt Haimovitz - Dec. 19. Haimovitz manifests a serious approach to the work, but his warm demeanor and natural expressiveness draw all audiences to share in his passion for the music. He is equally at ease playing the masterwork's in the world’s concert halls or in pubs, clubs and pizza parlors! A celebrated performer, teacher and record label entrepreneur, Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

EVENTs FRIDAY, OCTOBER 29 Binhi Ani Kaisahan Masquerade Ball - 5:30 p.m. at the Westin Maui Lahaina. Formal attire or Halloween costume. No host cocktails, and dinner buffet will be served along with a silent auction. For info, call 242-6431.

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 30 Maui County Senior Fair - 8 a.m.-12:30 p.m. at the War Memorial Gym. The Maui County Senior Fair, produced by Maui Economic Opportunity, Inc. and sponsored by the County of Maui Office on aging and open to the entire family. Free. For info, call 249-2990. Harvest Hoedown School Benefit - Sat, 7-10

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p.m. at 261 S. Pu'unene Ave., corner of Wakea and Pu'unene. Food includes vegetarian dinner hot dogs, burgers, loco moco, chicken long rice, taco and tossed salads, game booths, bouncing castles including a wall climbing version suitable for older kids silent auction with ocean activity and other gifts available, live entertainment. For info, call 873-0801. Psychic Fair - 11 a.m.-6 p.m. at New Waves Wellness Center, Makawao. Featuring Intuitive Readers along with many metaphysical items. For info, call 572-5551. Hula Honeys - 2 p.m. at Borders Books, Kahului. With special guest Emma Veary performing on "Life Just Got Sweeter," the new release from the Hula Honeys, Ginger Johnson and Robyn Kneubuhl with Jeff Costello and Cliff Collins is described as "Vintage Waikiki-era music.” Free. For info, call 877-6160.

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 31 Halloween Night Trance Dance Party - 7 p.m. at The Studio Maui, Haiku. Journey deep into the ecstasy of movement this Halloween. Yoga Trance Dance is an ecstatic exploration of the spirit of dance within. Music with Shiva Rea, Shankara and DJ Ged. $15. For info, call 575-9390. Ram Dass - 5-7 p.m. at Borders Books, Kahului. Ram Dass will be signing copies of his newly released book "Paths to God’. Free, For info, call 877-6160.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 3 Ram Dass Dialogue Kirtan - 7 p.m. at The Studio Maui, Haiku. Join Ram Dass for an evening of dialogue and devotional Kirtan Chanting with Shankara. Ram Dass‚ focus is on the nature of consciousness and is grounded in a study and practice drawing from

Devotional Yoga, Theravadin, Mahayana Tibetan, and Zen Buddhist schools; Karma Yoga; and Sufi and Jewish studies. Admission $20. For info, call 575-9390.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cafe O’Lei - Steve Sargenti, Tue-Fri 5:30-9 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Thu & Mon The Whale Shark Erik Pietsch. 7 p.m. Howard Ahia Fri-Sun, 6:30 - Close. Hau Phat, Wed. 7 - 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thur, Fri,. Kawika Lum Ho, Sat, , Damien Tue, E rnest Puaa, Sun, Wed. Brian Haia, Mon All sets from 6-9 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474. Hula Grill - Kawika Lum and Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and don, Brian & Damien, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Th; Ernest Pua’a and & Kawika Lynn; Fr; Kawika Lum and Da Ukulele Boyz, Sat; Kawika Lum and Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – The Hazard County Sheriffs Funk Rock and Soul Fri-Sat only 8 p.m. 3350 Lower

Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787. Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, Thu, 4-6 p.m.; JD & Mario, Fri - Sat, 2:30 -5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 2:30-5:30 p.m; 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Pancho and Lefty’s Cantina & Restaurant Thu; Neto Peraza 5-8 p.m. Sun; Mexican Sunday DJ Miguel. 658 Front St., Lahaina, in the Wharf Cinema Center, 661-4666. Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu; 6-9pm; Greg Di Piazza, Wed 6-9 pm., 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Joel Gold, Wed; Thu, Darrin Lenett, Fri. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu, Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon,Tues Kapule Paoa, Sun, Albert Kaina, Wed All sets 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500. Sir Wilfred’s at Whalers Village - Maui West Side Jazz, featuring some Maui’s greatest musicians, 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Lahaina, 661-0202.

SOUTH MAUI Bada Bing - Hilarious Improv Comedy with The Pono

thursday10/28

friday10/29

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DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Rock Hard Tark No cover, 9pm

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Celtic Aloha $5 adv, $7 door, 9pm

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MON - Gypsy Pacific, No cover, 7-9pm; TUE-WED - No Entertaiment

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Junior No cover, 9pm

Cool Rush No cover, 9pm

Illist Lounge No cover, 9pm

Haunted House 9pm

MON - Lake Mclain, 10pm; TUE - Smooth Tuesdays w/Curtis Williams WED - Kanoa

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-Midnight

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-2555

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saturday10/30 sunday10/31

monday11/01 – wednesday11/03 MON - DJ Mackie Mac; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac & Big Zeek, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

Mexican Sunday, DJ Miguel 9:30pm-1am

PANCHO & LEFTY’S

658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4666

Damien Awai 9pm

PARADICE BLUZ 744 Front St. 667-5299

2 Man Group 9pm

Gina Martinelli 9pm

MON - Live Monday Night Football; TUE - Tahitian Tues, 9pm; WED - Live Blues w/KONI 104.7, 9pm

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DA KINECALENDAR Players. Dinner & Show $35. Seating 5:30-7 pm 1945 S. Kihei Rd. in Kihei 875-0188. Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo Sat Braddah Frances and friends 6:30 p.m. Sun Terri Garrison 4 - 6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844. Capische? – Mark Johnston; Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo Su, Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon.; all sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon -Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Fri ,Tue, Wailea Nights, Barry Flanagan & Eric Gilliom, dinner and show. 810p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7-10 p.m., 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Pianist Angela Carr, Fri, 6-9 p.m.; guitarist Luis Diaz, Sat, 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Latin guitar w/ Luis Diaz, Wed-Fri; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Brian Wittman Sun-Mon; Patrick Mayor, Tue All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, Wed,- Sun 7 p.m.- 10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI Mañana Garage – Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30 -9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220. Ono Restaurant – Live dinner music every Friday 5:30- 8:30 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku 244-5117.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Dancing nightly to Swing.Tue,Th, Sat, 2 p.m.- 4 p.m. Spats: Weeping Banyan Lounge with nightly Live Hawaiian Contemporary Music 6:30 p.m. - 9:30 p.m. Dancing with DJ Blast Sat top 40 hits Sat 9:30 p.m. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Kapalua Bay Hotel 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist, Sun-Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: Free hula show nightly 5:30-7 and contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae, Fri-Tue, 6:15-9:45 p.m. Kapalua Kapalua Indoor Amphitheater Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts. Every Tues 6:30 p.m.- 8:30 p.m. Tickets: $35 visitor and $25 kama`aina.

Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly. The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525

Swan Court. The Blue Note Swing Orchestra,

Ono Surf Bar & Grill: Live music nightly Sat-Mon

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Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m.

Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu & Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Scott Baird & Gretchen, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon & Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

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Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal

Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 nightly: Larry Golis, Thu; Brian Mansano, Fri; Ricardo, Sat; Luis Diaz, Sun thru Tue; Mitch Kepa, Wed; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly.

Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500

"Eddie and Eddie" w/Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly.

Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000

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Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234

Nalu’s: Kilohana, Wed, 8-10:30 p.m.

Livewire Cafe - Various Artist Tue 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

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Hula Grill: Contemporary Hawaiian music in the Barefoot Bar. 3-5 p.m Ernest Pua’a Wed-Fri, . Kawika Lum Sat-Mon. Jarret Roback, Tue; 6-9 p.m. Mon-Tue Albert & Billy, Roy& Brian, Wed-Thu; Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun.

Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Tiffany Lee and Josh Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly.

Maui Marriott 100 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 667-1200

Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611

RESORT SHOWS

Tropica: Tue- Sat, Live Music, 6 - 9pm. Tableside magic by Fortunato Tue & Thu, and Wed& Sat 7- 9p.m.

Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000

Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz; 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

Moana Cafe - Vintage Hawaiian Music Wed, Fri Live Jazz. Sun Anik 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

Mitch Kep, Hawaiian Guitar & Vocal. Tue- Fri Benny Uyetake, guitar vocalist.

Colonnade Asian Noodle Cafe Benny Uyetake, Thu-Fri, Tue-Wed; Mitch Kepa, Sun-Mon both 6-9 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, 5:30-8:30 p.m.

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Fine Line w/DJ Twist $5, 10pm

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

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MON - North Shore Sextet, No cover, 9pm; TUE - Nils & Anastasia, No cover, 9pm; WED - Lawai’a, No cover, 10pm

Hale & The Hot Lava Band No cover, 9pm

MON - Monday Night Football, No cover; TUE - Habeneros Brothers, No cover; WED - John Moore Project, 9pm

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Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380

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Kenny Roberts & Friends 9pm

Twangers $3, 9pm

Habanero Brothers $3, 9pm

Angels Sing To Me, Classical $10, 7-8:30pm

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Benefit For Ram Das w/DJ Ged $15, 7pm DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am

DA KINECALENDAR 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Jazz entertainment from 6-9 nightly in the Lobby Bar. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Live music by Lono, Thu; Brado Mamalias, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat-Sun; Bobby Krueger, Mon-Wed; all sets 6-9 p.m. Wailea Sunset Luau, Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m. and Mon, Wed and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Wow-Wee Maui’s Kava Bar & Grill: Marty Dread Kava & BBQ Party. Every Sunday 5 p.m. - 8 p.m. All age welcome. 333 Dairy Road, Kahului, 873-7133.

EAST MAUI Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian music in Paniolo Lounge, Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

ART Lahaina Arts Society Fundraiser - Thu-Sun, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. at Old Jail Gallery under the Banyan Tree, Lahaina Town. This fundraiser will consist of a half-price sale of artwork, made exclusively by Maui artists, plus art supplies at half-price. The sale will include original paintings, giclees, prints, photographs, ceramics, jewelry, baskets, glasswork, woodcarvings and more. Art supplies will include canvasses, frames, mattes, easels, jewelry supplies. For info, call 661-0111.

KEiKI Toddler Time - Thu, 10 a.m. at Makawao Public Library. With Aunty Linda & Aunty Ninfa. Children's stories, songs, hand puppets, flannel board stories and simple crafts. For ages 1-5. Free. For info, call 5738785.

LECTURES Flowers of Wisdom: 7 Days of Extraordinary Events - Fri through Nov. 5, 6-7 p.m. at 2315 Kokomo

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Rd., Haiku. Flowers of Wisdom will be a seven-day journey through the world of aromatic plants with David Crow. Through regular workshops on Maui, Crow has shared a vision with the local community of how we are interconnected with nature and how we can restore the environment through the cultivation and medicinal use of plants. Free. For info, call 5735317. Storytelling Workshop - Sat, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Gallery Meeting Room, MACC. Workshop with Tetuanui Graham, a fourth generation Hawaiian storyteller and elementary school teacher returning by popular demand after last year’s successful event joined by her father Tom Cummings and guitarist Benny Kai. A morning of fun and learning, for anyone interested in being interesting. Free. For info, call 242-2787 ext #269.

POLITICAL HCA Hosting A Candidates Forum - Thu, 6 p.m. at the Ha`iku Community Center. Individuals invited include all 12 candidates for the six contested Maui County Council races, and all five candidates for both the 13th State House of Representatives and 6th State Senatorial Districts. Refreshments will be provided. For info, call 573-3573.

SPORTS Open Gym Night - Thu, 6:30 p.m. at Lahaina Civic Cente. Sports available during those nights will be basketball, volleyball, table tennis and board games. Families are invited. For info, call 661-4685. Aloha Volleyball Halloween Classic - Sat-Sun, 9 a.m. to sunset, at Ka’anapali Beach in front of Lelani’s. This is a four-and-two’s Co-ed Costume Tournament. Cash and prizes for best individual and best team. Lunch will be provided both days. Pre-register required. For info, call 298-9623.

STAGE Anything Goes - Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m. at Studio Seabury Hall, Makawao. Seabury Hall opens its season with one of the great Cole Porter musicals. The 1930s comedy romance set on an oceanliner includes such classics as “You’re the Top,” “It’s Delovely,” and “Let’s Misbehave.” Tickets: Adults $13, Seniors $11, Students $7. For info, call 573-1257.

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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Now that you’ve scared off half your potential allies as well as half your enemies, by doing nothing more than revealing or demonstrating some of your own internal complexities, you might be feeling a bit lonely. All Pisces occasionally suffer these moments of isolation, believing themselves alone in the world and without real friends. These feelings are often so strong and vivid that they easily out-shout the tiny, rational part of you that’s screaming contradictions and pointing out the crew of folk who adore you precisely because of those complicated inner workings that scared off the strangers. I’m hoping I’m less easily shouted down when I assure you: they’re there, and just waiting for your call.

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Too young, too old and too late A witty saying proves nothing. -Voltaire Saturday night, Sasha and I attended the Bonny Doon Wine Tour hosted by Mr. Wine and Fine Wine Imports at Roy’s in Kahana. Normally, us working class girls can’t afford to shell out the dough to attend these sorts of functions, but Santa Cruz-based Bonny Doon Vineyard happens to be my favorite, so we splurged. When we walked into the backroom, they immediately handed us glasses of the sparkly Frizzante and we knew we had made the right decision. Since the 50 or so peeps in attendance all looked like educated wine aficionados, we grabbed a list of varietals and pretended to take serious notes. Hosts Anthony and Brian loaded us up with cheese/wine pairings and suggestions. We fell hard for the reds. There was the deep, dark “Heart of Darkness” Madiran that was fantastic with the truffle-infused Boschetto from Italy; the lighter Syrah “Blaguers” with the Manchego Mini Queso from Spain; and a comforting “Old Telegram” Mourvedre with the slightly burnt, buttered sourdough. And before each pour, we took a dip in the chocolate fountain—you know, to cleanse the palate and all. But when it came time to taste the “Book of Love” Framboise—a raspberry dessert wine called “a cunning Weapon of Mass Seduction”—we were suddenly and libidinously inspired. “Mmm… this would be good with Roy’s chocolate soufflé,” I said. “Yeah,” said Sasha, nodding in agreement, eyes slightly glazed. “And especially if you accidentally spill some on the ice cream…” “Ooh! That sounds good!” “…And then you make mad, passionate love to a hot man.” We had other parties to pursue so we ordered our wines of choice. Then we made like a six-ounce bottle of “Vin de Glaciere” and split. After we picked up Kim in Lahaina, we headed to a warehouse party hosted by our flirty guy pal $ayfoo. The space was cool, urban-chic, with barebones décor, industrial charm, electro-funky tunes blaring and good-looking, 20-somethings casually clique-ing. Maybe it was all that vino but Sasha and I weren’t really feeling the vibe—it’s like we were too young for the wine soiree, too old for the underground party. Where were we to fit in? “The SandBar!” said Sasha. So off we went to Paia. A new, local band The Easy was playing, along with DJ Platelunch. I had been trying to catch one of The Easy’s live shows for some time but for me, it wasn’t so easy. As we walked up to the bar’s door, I was skeptical—if there’s one thing I’ve learned from months of dating, it’s that anticipation usually breeds disappointment. Sorry Tantric lovers, but delayed gratification is highly overrated. But another thing I’ve learned from my infamous single-dom is that I am often wrong. And so it was with The Easy. The place was packed and the band was soulful fun. Even my normally picky, music-loving Kim was pleased. At one point, she grabbed my notepad and began scribbling furiously about what she was hearing. Here’s what she wrote: “The Easy. Mesmerizing, rockin’. I really, really like them. The crowd is dancing, groovy, mellow. Makes me swoon and groove. OK, I can’t write any more. Gotta drink.” And drink we did. When the band stopped, Platelunch spun some classic funk and soul. We loved it—ate it up, even—but our drinking soon caught up with us, turning our giddy dancing into blurred spinning so it was time for us to go. Our driver led us to our savior, Jack (as in, In-the-Box) in Kahului and then it was back to that young, hipster party at the warehouse in Lahaina. But we didn’t stay. Leaving friends who were baffled by our scoffing at the mere suggestion of hitting Spats for last call and dancing, we headed to the trusty ole Sly Mongoose, where we were promptly denied. Apparently, we had just missed last call and a whole lotta drama. The next evening, Sasha and I went back upcountry for more. After admiring the suburbs of Wailuku, we cruised through Paia. Feeling like we were neglecting Makawao, we detoured and headed to Polli’s for pupus and margaritas. There, we met up with Uncle Bill and Aunty Marlene, while Dan bought us drinks, Danielle regaled us with dirty jokes and bartender Ray 86ed an inebriated patron who insisted she was somebody’s mom, just as Bill had convinced her that he’d recently moved to Maui with his three wives—pointing to Sasha, Marlene and me. “You know why I like Maui?” Bill asked the 86ed mom. “It’s a lot warmer than Utah.” Then Danielle kicked in with her holiday jokes. “How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?” she asked. “Pump-kin!” MTW

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