HOME OF HOLOHOLO GIRL, COCONUT WIRELESS, EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK, FRANKIE SEZ, FOOD COPS, EH BRAH!, LC WATCH & FLAWED CLASSICS
■ JANUARY 13, 2005
■ VOLUME 8
■ ISSUE 29
■ MAUITIME.COM
■ FREE EVERY THURSDAY
■
MAUI’S ONLY INDEPENDENT & LOCALLY-OWNED NEWSPAPER
5 NO MORE SWEATSHOP LABOR Says County Democrats
9 KALUANUI SOLD
What about the Hui No’eau?
13 TALK ABOUT PIZZA Getting a Nooner at BJ’s
More Pumping, Less Dumping Why the commercial boating industry is killing our ocean
You know Maui Time Weekly’s Mind, Body & Spirit section is the island’s most comprehensive guide to alternative health care, fitness and nutrition. Now get ready for our special Mind, Body & Spirit Issue, where we will explore some of the fascinating and revolutionary ways in which you can enhance your health and soul. Call and reserve your space today! Advertising Deadline: Jan. 14, 2005 Publishes: Jan. 20, 2005
SPECIAL EDITION For advertising rates & information call 661-3786 ext.5 2
JANUARY 13, 2005
MAILING ADDRESS: 658 Front St., Ste. 126A-7278 Lahaina, HI 96761 PHYSICAL ADDRESS: 505 Front St., Ste. 216 Lahaina, HI 96761
CONTENTS
office (808) 661–3786 • fax (808) 661–0446
VOLUME 8 • ISSUE 29
www.mauitime.com
COVER STORY 10
ONO KINE GRINDS
•More Pumping, Less Dumping Why the commercial boating industry is killing our ocean – by Cheryl Ambrozic-Mooz
MAUI COUNTY 4
•Trash Journalism •Eh Brah!
5
•LC Watch •Calling Carlyle •No More Slave Labor
13 14 16
Associate Editor: Samantha Campos sam@mauitime.com Calendar Goddess: Kim Welch kim@mauitime.com
•Talk About Pizza Getting a Nooner at BJ’s – by Anthony Pignataro
Contributing Writers: Cheryl AmbrozicMooz, Caeriel Crestin, Joe Gatto, Shaunna Keough, Ted Rall, Chuck Shepherd, Cole Smithey
•Dining Listings Hours, locations and price ranges of Maui’s eateries
Illustration: Guy Junker, Glenn Watson
•Employee of the Week
Photography: Sean M. Hower, Kirsten Guenther Interns: Kellie Holliday, Morgan Lorenzana, Gabrielle Poccia
DA KINE CALENDAR
Maui County Democrats resolved to end sweatshop procurement – by Anthony Pignataro
6
Editor: Anthony Pignataro anthony@mauitime.com
•Coconut Wireless •Overheard...
7
•News of the Weird •Ted Rall Cartoon
8
•Op Ed: Separated at Birth
9
•Kaluanui Sold!
FDR and GWB, adored and reviled – by Ted Rall
But what will happen to the Hui No’eau? – by Joe Gatto
Art Director: Rudi King rudi@mauitime.com
19 •This Week’s Picks 22 •Film: Coach Method Man Carter ( ) – by Cole Smithey 23 •Movies & Times 24 •Pure Volume 25 •A&E: Two Dark and Handsome Guys Kilohana really does their homework – by Shaunna Keough 26 •The Grid & Calendar Listings 27 •Frankie Sez...
Production Assistant: Wendy Higa Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers brad@mauitime.com General Manager: Jennifer Russo jen@mauitime.com Office Assistant: Becky Spector Web Design: Liko Resources webmaster@likoresources.com Publisher: Tommy Russo tommy@mauitime.com
MauiTime Weekly is published every Thursday by MauiTime Productions, Inc. Its contents are Copyright © 2004 by MauiTime Productions, Inc. All rights reserved. Subscriptions are available at $70 per year. Reproduction or use without permission is strictly prohibited. Maui Time Weekly may be distributed only by MauiTime Weekly’s authorized independent contractor. MauiTime Weekly is valued at $.50 per copy and permits one complimentary copy per person. No person may, without written permission of MauiTime Weekly, take more than one copy of each weekly issue. All opinions expressed throughout MauiTime Weekly are those of the authors and not necessarily the same opinions as MauiTime Productions, Inc. and MauiTime Weekly.
CLASSIFIED 31 •Personals 32 •Classified Listings 33 •Sign Language 34 •HoloHolo Girl 35 •Mind, Body & Spirit
Deadlines: Display Advertising: Friday Noon Classified: Monday 4pm Calendar: Monday Noon
Coach Carter - P. 22
Carlyle Group - P. 5
Circulation: 11,000 copies of the MauiTime Weekly
COVER PHOTO/DESIGN: RUDI KING
Lahaina
SELF STORAGE No D e
posit
!
24 H o Acce ur ss! Lo starti ckers ng $55/m at o. Call or visit us at
667–0484
222 Papalaua St. in Anchor Square
Also check out our other cool location —24 hour air-conditioned units! in Kihei at Kihei Kalama Village
LETTERS
NEWS
COVER STORY
SURF
DINING
DAY&NIGHT
A&E
FILM
DA KINE CALENDAR
THE GRID
CLASSIFIEDS
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
JANUARY 13, 2005
3
TRASHJOURNALISM
Front Street’s
One Of A Kind
Shopping Nook!
Found! On the sidewalk of Lower Honoapiilani Rd.
Come Visit Us Jewelry • Tattoos • Activities Snorkel Gear • Fashion Art • Time Shares
• Chadwick Hawaii Jewelers • Watch-n-See • Lahaina Ticket Co. • Manta Ray Snorkel Dive Tropical Toes • Air Brush Tattoo Timeshare Re-Sale • Temporary Tattoos Maui Dukes Shave Ice & Ice Cream
815-819 Front St. • Lahaina, HI 96761
EH BRAH! Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations, 200 words or less, changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent to “Eh Brah!” c/o Maui Time Weekly, 658 Front Street, Ste. 126A–7278, Lahaina, HI 96761 or send an e-mail to:
ehbrah@mauitime.com
www.honoluasurf.com 4
JANUARY 13, 2005
NEWS
(888) HONOLUA
While walking through Lahaina Town recently—which I normally avoid—a cigarette came flying from above and landed on the street in front of me. It was the careless act of a construction worker on a second story lanai. I then noticed the incredible amount of previous carelessness and was appalled. So much talk is made about preserving the historical beauty of Lahaina. Are mountains of cigarette butts included in the plan? Should the town do something about providing ashtrays for those too inconsiderate to take responsibility for their own habit? Isn’t this considered littering, which I presume is still against the law? Speaking of which, smokers cry about not having any rights. Actually, smokers don’t deserve any rights. They nonchalantly smoke on the crowded streets, dispose of their butts wherever it is convenient for them, and have cost us all billions of dollars in health care. Smoking should be banned in all public places. Smokers only have themselves to blame. How would they feel if I dropped off my garbage in their living rooms?
MAUICOUNTY
BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO
No More Slave Labor
No Objection
Calling Carlyle
The imperial Carlyle Group—any company that routinely employs ex-U.S. Presidents, Secretaries of State and British Prime Ministers holds more power than most nations—got one step closer to taking over Hawaii Verizon this week when the State Division of Consumer Advocacy gave the investment firm’s merger plan the seal of approval. Among the “conditions” Carlyle agreed to for the sake of Hawaii consumers: not to ask for a general rate increase until 2009 and not to pass on “transition costs” to customers. Boy, that was a close one. Thought for a moment there that the state might ask Carlyle—which owns numerous defense and intelligence firms around the world—to stop profiting off the “War on Terror.”
-Anthony Pignataro
LETTERS
NEWS
COVER STORY
SURF
PHOTO: LES STONE / ZUMA PRESS
Maui County Democrats resolved to end sweatshop procurement Like most people, Shay Chan-Hodges thinks that it’s wrong to pay people pennies a day to make clothes and toys. She thinks it’s awful that those workers are housed in sweltering, often dangerous factories. She thinks its wrong for big-name labels and manufacturers to strip workers of their rights to organize. And she’s sickened by the thought that her tax dollars are purchasing uniforms and other apparel made under such conditions. But unlike most people, Chan-Hodges actually went and did something to stop it. Back in May, when Maui County Democratic Party activists and volunteers were soliciting ideas for the party platform, Haiku-resident Chan-Hodges introduced Resolution Number 39—“Safeguarding the Human Rights of Chinese Workers.” Though dealing specifically with Chinese labor issues, the resolution details the frightful working conditions plaguing textile workers around the world.
Someone’s got to look out for their rights “Whereas, the factories are sweltering, dusty, and damp and workers are fully exposed to chemical toxins and hazardous machines, and suffer sickness, disfiguration, and death at the highest rates in world history,” reads the resolution. “[W]hereas they live in cramped cement-block dormitories, up to twenty to a room, without privacy and face militaristic regimentation, surveillance, and physical abuse by supervisors during their long day of work and by private police forces during their short night of recuperation in the dormitories…” The resolution goes on to outline factory’s notorious anti-union policies, workers’ “minimal access” to attorneys and miniscule wages. But it’s the resolution’s last line that’s directed squarely at local officials. “Be it further resolved,” Chan-Hodges’ resolution states, “That we urge our State and County governments to develop procurement rules that prohibit the purchase of products made with this kind of slave labor.” “I’m of Chinese descent,” said ChanHodges, who’s currently the Democratic Party’s 13th District chairperson and, thus, swamped with work concerning the naming of a replacement for Representative Sol Kaho’ohalahala. “I won’t buy my children toys that were made by other children under inhumane circumstances. That’s too horrible to me. These companies are also outsourcing, which means we’re losing jobs here. That’s going to hurt us in the long term.” The resolution came about because this year, the county Democratic Party took a new approach to crafting a platform. In January, officials asked any party member who wanted to participate for resolutions. Chan-Hodges eventually submitted two—her other dealt with guaranteeing civil rights in elementary schools.
DINING
LC Watch
DAY&NIGHT
A&E
FILM
“There was a lot of new blood in the party,” said Chan-Hodges. “I’ve been a member for 10 years, but I had never participated in the [resolution] process before. My husband and I have a six-year-old and an eight-year old, and we work for a living. I was not really planning on participating. But it was a totally open process. All the volunteers were very passionate.” Forty to 50 very progressive but little-publicized resolutions eventually passed, dealing with topics like abortion rights and genetically modified foods. For party leaders and activists, the question now is how to get elected officials to go along with them. MTW
In California, all liquor licensees have to deal with Alcohol Beverage Control (ABC). It’s a state office that has administrative law judges who hand down violations and hear appeals. I can’t imagine anything more boring than having to watch shafted bars and restaurants plead their case before actual judges. The Maui County Liquor Control Board of Adjudication is so much more fun to watch. In fact, their Jan. 6, 2005 Board meeting was a riot. Both Superstops II and III—in Kahului and Lahaina, respectively—were on the agenda for pleading Not Guilty to charges that they got caught in minor decoy sting operations. Yet when their turn came, corporate partner Garth Nakamura sat at the defendant’s table by himself. He said that his company wanted a continuance for at least a month because just two days earlier they found out that neither their attorney nor their general manager—12th District State Representative Kyle Yamashita—would be able to attend the hearing. Without hesitation, Department Director Franklyn Silva and Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Angela Hedge said they had no objection to a continuance. The Board wasn’t so forgiving. “Why are they pleading not guilty in a sting operation?” asked Board Member Ron McOmber. “This [delay] is a waste of money in my personal opinion.” The Board went back and forth. McOmber asked Nakamura why he was pleading not guilty, but Corporation Counsel Traci Fujita Villarosa said it was an improper question. Then Board Member Marilyn Chapman made a motion to grant Nakamura’s request. It tied, three to three. As the members at in silence, Chapman said she just remembered that she had to recuse herself. She said she used to run a business that directly competed with Superstop, and she didn’t know if she could deliberate without prejudice. Mere seconds later, McOmber—who had led the charge to refuse any delay—suddenly reversed himself and made a motion that the Board grant a continuance. Chapman, who just got through saying she was recusing herself from the case, seconded it. It passed unanimously. But before Nakamura could leave, Silva interjected, saying he wanted to explain why the department had no objection to a continuance. “We want to give the licensee as much leeway as possible,” he said. Then he leaned back. “Contrary to some beliefs that we’re very strict,” he said, turning around so he was facing yours’ truly, “we’re not really.”
MTW
—Anthony Pignataro
DA KINE CALENDAR
THE GRID
CLASSIFIEDS
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
JANUARY 13, 2005
5
MAUICOUNTY WEDNESDAY, JAN. 5 We don’t normally do this around here, but we’re starting the week off with some good news: Governor Linda Lingle just appointed Lisa M. Ginoza to be First Deputy Attorney General. Yes, that is amazing. Just got the news release today. She must be so proud. Ditto her colleagues at the Honolulu law firm McCorriston Miller Mukai MacKinnon, where she’s worked since 1996. Then again, I can’t believe they’re too surprised. After all, they’re pretty tight with Lingle. Since 2001, the firm and its attorneys have dropped more than $10,000 into her campaign chest. And it’s not like she’s going to have trouble with her new boss, Attorney General Mark Bennett—he hails from McCorriston Miller just like her. “I have known Lisa for many years and worked together with her for more than ten years,” said Bennett in the release. Isn’t it great how everyone gets along?… Speaking of Attorney General prospects, I’ve been noticing lately that Alberto Gonzales, ol’ George W. Bush’s prospect for U.S. AG, is having a bit of trouble, and his Senate Judiciary Committee hearing won’t convene until tomorrow. Now back in our Nov. 18 issue, we ran a letter to Senators Daniel Akaka and Daniel Inouye (“Justice For None”) pleading with them to derail the Gonzales nomination because of his complicity in authorizing U.S. forces to torture prisoners in Iraq, Afghanistan and Cuba. Well, a couple days ago, the Washington, D.C. group Human Rights First held a press conference to announce that 12 retired generals and admirals—including a former commander-in-chief of U.S. Central Command, Air Force Chief of Staff and Joint Chiefs chairman—had written their own letter to the Judiciary Committee, saying that they had “deep concern” over Gonzales. They wrote that Gonzales’ views
BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO
and actions were “on the wrong side of history” and “have fostered greater animosity toward the United States, undermined our intelligence gathering efforts, and added to the risks facing our troops serving around the world.” But hey, international law is “quaint,” remember? Or as the esteemed Supreme Court Justice Harlan Fiske Stone once wrote in a famous majority ruling, “Laws shmaws!” Gonzales is going to be Attorney Fucking General! What does he have to know about laws?
THURSDAY, JAN. 6 Boy, the Maui County Democratic Party sure takes being democrats seriously. Last week 13th District Representative Sol Kaho’ohalahala—who represents East Maui, Lanai, Molokai and Kaho’olawe—announced that he was resigning so he could start running the effort to turn Kaho’olawe back into an inhabitable island. And, like most outgoing guys, he named a successor—current Maui mayor’s aide Mele Carroll. Since state law forces Lingle to name a Democrat to replace Kaho’ohalahala, it seemed like a done deal, right? Of course not. Instead of rubber-stamping Kaho’ohalahala’s choice, the party offered a list that included Carroll and eight other possible replacements. I mean, democracy means giving people a choice, right? Unfortunately, this gives Lingle every reason in the world to take her sweet time in naming a new legislator.
FRIDAY, JAN. 7 U.S. Senator John McCain (R, Arizona) has decreed that he thinks the famed Akaka Bill supposedly giving Native Hawaiians the same rights as Native Americans is a bad, bad idea. “When Hawaii became a state there was an implicit agreement at the time that Native Hawaiians would not receive the same status as Native Americans,” McCain said in a speech a couple days ago. Considering that hard-core Native Hawaiians think the bill is rotten because
COCONUT WIRELESS THE WEEK IN REVIEW
“DARKER HIGHLIGHTS? THAT’LL MAKE MY NOSE LOOK BIGGER!”
JoAnn Carroll’s
Futon & Frame starting at $
399
Illustration: William Steig
OLD LAHAINA
BOOK
Hardwood Frame Foam Core Futon
EMPORIUM
Sit on it today, Sleep on it tonight
834 Front Street usedbk@gte.net • 661-1399
Open Tues.-Fri. 10-5, Sat. 10-2 285 Hukilike St., Kahului
Mon-Sat 10-9, Sun 10-6
871– 6406
6
JANUARY 13, 2005
NEWS
(Behind Midas, off Wakea)
www.futonlifestyles.com
-Woman talking in a local beauty shop, Jan. 8
SUNDAY, JAN. 9 So today Lingle finally comes up with her “multi-step process” to deal with Kaho’ohalahala’s replacement in the 13th District. And yes, I know it’s a Sunday, but the release came in today, so no one can ever say that Lingle doesn’t put in those extra hours when it’s needed. Anyway, Lingle wants “all eligible residents who are interested in serving” to be “fairly considered.” That means interested applicants have until Jan. 19 to submit their resumes to Lingle’s new six-member “initial screening panel.” Each panel member will then chose up to six names. This list—which should consist of no more than 36 names—will then go to another three-member review panel, which will conduct formal interviews. That crew will then submit three names to Lingle no later than the last day of January. After meeting with each of the “finalists,” Lingle will make her selection sometime in the first week of February. Now I know it sounds, well, incredibly complicated, but overall, it’s a reasonable plan, given that no one seems interested in holding a special election.
MONDAY, JAN. 10 it doesn’t give them enough sovereignty, it’s nice to see that two ideologically opposing sides can come together in true bipartisan spirit… By the way, the White House considers the Housing and Community Development Corporation of Hawaii (HCDCH) to be a “faith-based charity,” according to data recently compiled by the Associated Press. In 2003, the Bush crew doled out $1 billion is U.S. Taxpayer funds to religious groups, and our own HCDCH got caught up in the free-for-all, grabbing over $670,000 in Housing and Urban Development “homelessness grants.”
SATURDAY, JAN. 8
OVERHEARD...
forward to great video of them old stone bridges going up River Kwai-style.
Oh, hey, look at this: Frank Nelson, a civil engineer with Oregon’s Department of Transportation says that the really old bridges on the Road to Hana don’t have to be dynamited, contradicting statements made by county officials for months. Now that’s the worst news I’ve heard all week—I was looking
$
35
1 Hour Float In Flotation Tank
Steam-SaunaPlus FREE 1/2 hrJaccuzzi in the Spa Just present this ad. It’s that easy! Expires 1/31/05
Art
Spa
paintings, stained glass, jewelry, crystals, wood carvings, cards, videos
steam room, sauna, jacuzzi, flotation tank, massage chairs
Paradise Art & Spa Azeka II Shopping Center (Next to Kaiser) Kihei • 808-875-9004
There was something else that happened earlier this week that I wanted to get to, but I, um, forgot, dude. Anyway, last Wednesday the Congressional Research Service—they write stuff for congressional representatives— released a new report called Hemp as an Agricultural Commodity. The report notes that hemp clothing, oil and food are really catching on around the world. Canada’s apparently really selling the hemp-wear big-time. Today more than a dozen states—including ours, thanks to HB-57, which passed in 2002—are undertaking hemp cultivation research. But don’t get your hopes up—the report notes rather sourly that our government still insists that legal cultivation for clothing will “significantly complicate [the Drug Enforcement Agency’s] surveillance and enforcement activities.”
TUESDAY, JAN. 11 Dude, what do you mean the term “hemp foods” has nothing to do with brownies?
MTW
NEWSOFTHEWEIRD
BY CHUCK SHEPHERD
HARDY FLORIDIANS
IRONIES
In December, Rudolph Jessie Hicks Jr., 30, was arrested in Brooksville, Fla., for trespassing, but not before he had gotten up from a police dog takedown, five Taser shots, and an entire can of pepper spray. And police in Port St. Lucie, Fla., were considering whether to charge Ms. Robin Bush, who strangled a 130-pound Rottweiler after it would not let go of her tiny Yorkie. And a 20-year-old man suffered only minor injuries after driving his car through a fifthfloor wall of a parking garage and landing inside the second floor of a store at the Shoppes of Sunset Place in South Miami.
A 59-year-old veteran NASCAR driver from Scottsdale, Ariz., was killed in November when he fell off of a Segway scooter going 5 mph at a Las Vegas go-cart race and hit his head. And in China’s Guangxi Zhuang region in September, five people asphyxiated while conducting a ceremony in a dangerous lead mine—frequently shut down by the government. Among them was a prominent feng shui expert there to advise on improving harmonic energy flow. And in Aliquippa, Pa., in October, a 28-yearold man was electrocuted on his first day at work as an electrician.
Come Experience The Shops & Restaurants
CAN’T POSSIBLY BE TRUE MORE THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT Police in Denton, Texas, arrested two teenagers in October and charged them with robbing two visitors who were passing through town from Montana; the victims said they were on their way to Baton Rouge, La., because they needed money and had read on the Internet that a medical school would pay $100,000 for testicles. Over in Rotterdam, the Dutch retirement home Seniorenpand bills itself as the world’s only old-age community for incorrigible heroin addicts and has a long waiting list for its few rooms, according to a December dispatch in The Scotsman. One satisfied resident bragged that he had some “pretty good stuff” the night before.
SCENE OF THE SURREAL Britain’s Office of Communications, which rules on viewers’ complaints about TV programs, decided in November that the on-air, manual collecting of hog semen on the “reality” show “The Farm” did not violate standards in that, in the office’s opinion, the pig did not feel “degrad(ed)” by the experience.
In October, as part of the government’s vigorous “social order” anti-drug campaign, dozens of police officers in Bangkok, Thailand, raided the trendy Q Bar late on Saturday night and locked it down, detained the nearly 400 customers, and passed out plastic cups so that each one could submit to an on-the-spot urinalysis. Said the bar’s manager, “(The raid is) pretty much an annual event. It’s a little bit like Christmas.”
WHAT A LOSER
• Bamboo Bar & Grill
A 39-year-old man in Chillicothe, Ohio, was hospitalized in December after an unsuccessful suicide attempt that accidentally blew his own house to pieces and did heavy damage to neighboring homes. The man had turned on the natural gas to kill himself, but then realized that other houses might be in danger, and just as he dashed to the basement to turn off the electricity, the house exploded (probably from an electrical spark) and was leveled. A month before, the man had tried to kill himself with automobile exhaust and a garden hose, but his car ran out of gas before he could die, and he then hooked up a propane tank for the same purpose, but once again, he outlived his fuel supply.
• Breakwall Cafe • The Feast at LeLe • Friends of Moku’ula • Gaby’s Pizzeria • Gallerie Hawaii • Goofy Foot Surf School • Hecocks Restaurant • I’O Restaurant • Lahaina Print Sellers • Lei Spa Maui • Maggie Coulombe • Maui To Go Arts & Crafts • Nancy Emerson School of Surfing • The Needlework Shop • Pacific’O Restaurant • Seaside Gems Maui • Whalers General Store
20+ Shops & Boutiques • 4 Oceanfront Restaurants • Polynesian Canoe Exhibits www.lahainashops.com • www.lahainarestaurants.com. LETTERS
NEWS
COVER STORY
SURF
DINING
DAY&NIGHT
A&E
FILM
DA KINE CALENDAR
THE GRID
CLASSIFIEDS
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
JANUARY 13, 2005
7
OPED
BY TED RALL
Separated at Birth Surfer: Kaleo Amedeo Photo: Aeder
FDR and GWB, adored and reviled “I will never buy Time again.” So swore several of my friends upon hearing that George W. Bush had been named its “Man of the Year.” I explained that the designation is less of an award than a recognition of an individual’s importance, that Henry Luce wasn’t sucking up to Hitler when he named the German tyrant for the same honor in 1938. “This is worse,” one wrote, “because Hitler was merely evil. Bush is stupid as well.”
undermined him, Roosevelt snubbed French resistance leader Charles de Gaulle while extending full diplomatic relations to the Nazi collaborationist puppet regime of Marshall Henri-Philippe Pétain throughout the war. Both FDR and Bush viewed power as most effectively wielded with a bludgeon and as a means to transform the economic order, legal system and even the map of the world to suit their visions. They didn’t care whether the American people, much those who voted against them, agreed with what they did. Their disdain for the people they served allowed them to achieve their goals. MTW
toadies whose longevity of tenure was directly related to their loyalty. Moreover, Bush wasn’t the first leader to corrupt the Supreme Court. When Republican justices stymied FDR’s plans for expanding the New Deal, he proposed increasing the high court’s size—by a number of new justices appointed by him—to neutralize the federal judiciary. That effort failed, but the Court stopped declaring his programs unconstitutional. Republicans never forgave his brazen power
MauiTime Weekly seeks freelance writers to cover stimulating & in-depth community interest stories.
Send resume, samples or ideas to: 658 Front Street. #126A-7278 Lahaina, HI 96761
PAI A Fi s h M ar k et Restaurant
Tides & times Tide-times set for Honolulu - adjust as follows: Kahului: 1hr 41min Hana: 1hr 23 min Makena: 0hr 32min Kihei/Ma`alaea: 0hr 22 min Lahaina: 0hr 40 min
13 Sun R 7:11A Thur Sun S 6:09P
H 6:27A +2.3
L 1:41P -0.1 H 7:10P +0.8
14
Sun R 7:11A Fri Sun S 6:10P
L 12:08A +0.2 L 2:19P -0.1 H 7:07A +2.0 H 8:25P +1.0
15
Sun R 7:12A Sat Sun S 6:11P
L 1:17A +0.5 H 7:46A +1.7
L 2:56P -0.1 H 9:45P +1.2
16 Sun R 7:12A Sun Sun S 6:11P
L 2:51A +0.7 H 8:24A +1.3
L 3:33P -0.1 H 11:00P +1.5
17 Sun R 7:11A Mon Sun S 6:12P
L 5:03A +0.8 H 9:05A +1.0
L 4:10P +0.0
18 Sun R 7:11A Tue Sun S 6:13P
H 12:03A +1.7 H 10:02A +0.8 L 7:24A +0.7 L 4:50P +0.0
19 Sun R 7:11A Wed Sun S 6:14P
H 12:54A +1.9 H 11:27A +0.6 L 8:47A +0.5 L 5:32P +0.0
100 HANA HIGHWAY, PAIA
579-8030 8
JANUARY 13, 2005
NEWS
Unfortunately, a notable headline got lost in the hate fest: “President George W. Bush: American Revolutionary.” Time’s description goes to the core of what makes Bush such a polarizing figure, why mentioning his name starts half the nation sputtering with rage reminiscent of the most extreme Clinton haters, why the half of Bush-worshipers swoon in delirious rapture. Bush may look to Abe Lincoln for inspiration, and he certainly shares the first Republican president’s contempt for habeas corpus. The historian Richard Norton Smith compares the “audacious” Bush to Truman. But there’s a closer analogy to another radical: fellow revolutionary Franklin Delano Roosevelt. FDR won the presidency legitimately, with a decisive margin that gave him a mandate to reform a shattered economy and engineer a dramatic political alignment of the two parties. But that’s where the dissimilarities end. A walk through the museum at Roosevelt’s home in New Hyde Park, New York reveals that Franklin, like fellow New England blueblood-turned-populist Dubya, made his fortune the old-fashioned way. He inherited a famous name from a cousin who happened to be a brilliant war hero turned president, Theodore Roosevelt, and buckets of cash from mom and dad. His Columbia report card reflects a “C” student. Why study when success is all but assured? On the other hand, he may have done as well as his inadequate brain would let him. FDR’s writing was the product of an arrogant and blustery personality. When he discussed current events he came off like a self-entitled dimwit propelled by unjustified intellectual assurance. Remind you of anyone? Both men surrounded themselves with
grab. And both saw war as a chance to reap political gain. Bush consolidated power after 9/11, cowing opposition Democrats to ram through long-stalled schemes like the privacybusting USA Patriot Act and to argue for terrorism-unrelated changes like fast-track signing authority for free trade and tax cuts for the rich. Ultimately he conned the public into war against Afghanistan and Iraq, even convincing the public that the systematic round-up, indefinite detention and torture of thousands of innocent Muslims was necessary to protect them. For his part, the opportunistic FDR used the gathering storm of World War II to justify breaking tradition by running for an unprecedented third term. Hoping to provoke attacks that would push an isolationist public into joining the fighting in Europe, he concocted a lend-lease British-armaments plan that exposed American ships to German U-boats. No one knows whether FDR was aware that the Japanese planned to attack Pearl Harbor (or whether Bush knew 9/11 was coming), but he took advantage of wartime solidarity to push for domestic items on the Democratic wish list that had nothing to do with fighting the Germans or Japanese. To his and America’s eternal shame, he ordered mass arrests of thousands of patriotic Americans of Japanese ancestry, supposedly to protect us from “fifth columnist” sabotage. They were shipped to remote concentration camps and robbed of their homes and businesses. For the most part, the courts went along. FDR also shared Bush’s proclivity for supporting unpopular foreign leaders. Bush attempted to install Ahmed Chalabi, a convicted embezzler who had left Iraq as a child, as president of occupied Iraq, and Hamid Karzai, a former Taliban official picked to rule Afghanistan because he had worked for the same oil company that was trying to build a lucrative oil and gas pipeline across that country. Although General Dwight Eisenhower and other better-informed officials ultimately
PHOTO: NATIONAL ARCHIVES
BOTH FDR AND BUSH VIEWED POWER AS MOST EFFECTIVELY WIELDED WITH A BLUDGEON...
The original W?
MAUICOUNTY
BY JOE GATTO
Kaluanui Sold! But what will happen to the Hui No’eau? Walking the grounds of the Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, I can’t help but feel I’m in a very special and inspirational place. The 1917-vintage mansion, Kaluanui, looks like a tropical Great Gatsby scene with its elegant solarium and spacious display areas. Maui’s largest Cook pine dominates the front yard, which offers a remarkable view of Haleakala, the West Maui Mountains, rolling fields of pineapples and the North Shore. Spread across the 10.5 acres of the Kaluanui grounds are classrooms and workshops that have hosted hundreds of Maui’s artists and a generation of creative minds. The old stables hold a wellequipped pottery studio. The carriage house is home to a vibrant woodshop, print shop and jewelry studio. The mansion itself houses the Hui’s offices, as well as warm and inviting gallery space and a shop that sells the works of local artists. “The Hui is a place where I find inspiration, like spirits,” says sculptor Tim Garcia. “And if I get stuck in my little rut I can watch potters and print makers and talk to the staff inside, and come back inspired to work and create. It is a wonderful, spiritual place that the community, by the will of the Camerons and Baldwins, get to enjoy on a daily basis.” Now that might be ending. On Dec. 13 the Maui Land and Pineapple Company— which owns the property—announced that they had sold Kaluanui and 14 adjacent acres to a private buyer. As yet no one really knows what will happen to the Hui. Ethel Baldwin founded the Hui No’eau as an art community and educational institution in 1934. Until the 1950s, Kaluanui was the home of the Baldwin family. When the Baldwin family moved out of the Kaluanui mansion in the 1950s, the property went into the hands of the Maui Land and Pineapple Company (MLP). In 1976, MLP let the Hui No’eau use the property as its home. Over the years the Hui No’eau made many improvements and turned Kaluanui into the first rate art center it is today. “If it is lost we still have our beaches and other places to go, but there is nothing that will replace this,” says Garcia. “It is a priceless jewel in the Maui community. Many visitors come here on a regular basis and are blown away by the awe and the presence of the place. It is not just Maui that will lose out on this. The whole art community and visitors that come to Hawaii will miss this beautiful piece of Hawaii’s history.” Since 1995, MLP and Hui No’eau have discussed the possibility that the Hui would buy the property, but they never came to an
LETTERS
NEWS
COVER STORY
SURF
*Same day booking only subject to availability. Kama’aina friends and family! Only one ID requred.
The Hui, last Christmas agreement. But there didn’t seem to be any hurry. “The Hui… has enjoyed and appreciated a preferential relationship with MLP for nearly 30 years—a trusting relationship, with a verbal understanding over a handshake, that Kaluanui would be the Hui’s permanent home,” wrote Hui Executive Director John Z. Lofgren in a Dec. 29 letter to Hui No’eau members. “Owning the property has been one of its longstanding goals.” Why MLP was so urgent in selling the property is unclear. Hui No’eau again spoke with company representatives between Sept. 17 and Nov. 29, but then MLP added on another 14-acre parcel as a condition of the sale, making the deal more difficult for the non-profit art organization. The Hui asked that MLP give it until April 30, 2005 to do more fundraising, but MLP said nothing. On Dec. 16, Hui board members met with MLP’s CEO David Cole, who told them that he’d sold the property to buyer Janet Zand. “What price do you put on a property that has been used by the community for so long and is cherished by so many people?” asks Garcia. “If the Hui has to move it will survive. The sale is going to put a sad heart in a lot of people, though, and make the pineapple taste a bit sour.” On the bright side, the Hui’s lease on Kaluanui means it has time to find a new location. Zand has offered to donate some land to a new permanent home for Hui No’eau, as well as host fundraisers in the mansion. MLP is also saying they will offer a place to the Hui No’eau in its new Hali’imaile development. That being said, it will be hard to find a better source of creative, inspirational energy than Kaluanui. The challenge will be to turn their shiny new building into a blank canvas for Maui’s art community. MTW
DINING
DAY&NIGHT
A&E
FILM
Maui’s Largest Selection of Musical Instruments & Sound Systems for 25 years
BOUNTY MUSIC
CLEARANCE SALE UP TO 50% OFF SELECT FLOOR MODELS
UKULELE, GUITARS, DRUMS, KEYBOARDS & PRO AUDIO
Hurry oend in, limitck to sto d! on han
BUY 1 & GET 1 FREE HORIZON INSTRUMENT CABLES GUITAR & BASS STRING SETS
HURRY IN FOR BEST SELECTION • LIMITED TO STOCK ON HAND PLAY NOW WITH 90 DAYS SAME AS CASH • NO MONEY DOWN O.A.C. SALE ENDS 1/31/05
111 Hana Hwy. #105, Kahului 871-1141 Email: info@ukes.com / Website: www.ukes.com
DA KINE CALENDAR
THE GRID
CLASSIFIEDS
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
JANUARY 13, 2005
9
More Pumping, Less Dumping Why the commercial boating industry is killing our ocean By Cheryl Ambrozic-Mooz Dennis Fitzpatrick is an avid kayaker who enjoys spending his mornings gliding through the ocean off South Maui. But lately, he’s noticed that his paddles are cutting through more than just water. Navigating past the popular snorkel
10
JANUARY 13, 2004
COVER STORY
spots, Fitzpatrick says his kayak often moves through a brown, frothy plume of floating waste. What Fitzpatrick is encountering is a careless trail of raw sewage left behind by the large tour boats. That’s right—when their tanks are full, the
tour boats simply empty them out as they’re sailing along, dumping huge amounts of toxics and sludge into the waters around Maui. For the last six years, Fitzpatrick has been passionate in his fight to stop this practice. He’s met with Mayor
Alan Arakawa, testified before the State Senate Ways and Means Committee, written to the state Department of Land and Natural Resources (DLNR) and asked U.S. Senator Daniel Akaka for help. “I’m tired of the lack of action taken by the state and the lack of responsibility taken by the tour boat companies, especially when feasible solutions are immediately available,” Fitzpatrick told me. Fitzpatrick thought that his efforts were finally paying off when he heard that the state was going to build a pump-out facility at Ma’alaea Harbor. Such a facility would allow tour boats to empty their waste tanks into the harbor infrastructure, rather than the ocean. Unfortunately, the process entails designing plans, getting community input, securing bids and money and,
Hawaii’s marine ecosystem depends on clean water. It’s susceptible to damage from the continuous dumping of raw sewage, which oozes with pharmaceuticals, hormones and chemical contaminants. A clean, healthy ocean is vital to Maui’s economy and Maui’s future. We cannot survive without it. Despite the fact that the sewage being dumped by tour boats contains all sorts of toxics like formaldehyde, ammonium chloride and zinc sulfate, the boats aren’t doing anything illegal. U.S. maritime laws make clear that as long as they’re three miles or more offshore, vessels can release waste. Snorkel boats traveling between Ma’alaea and Molokini routinely exceed that distance. Dr. Lou Herman, the Director of the Kewalo Basin Marine Mammal Laboratory and the Dolphin Institute believes that untreated human sewage is seriously damaging the fragile Hawaiian marine environment. “While the humpback whales don’t feed while they’re in Hawaiian waters, many other mammals such as six other species of whales and the spinner, spotted and stripped dolphins and pilot whales are feeding in these waters all year long,” he said. “The pollution will make its way up the food chain and
LETTERS
NEWS
COVER STORY
SURF
since dolphins are at the top of the chain, they are susceptible to high concentrations of it.” June Harrigan-Lum, manager of the Environmental Planning Office at the Department of Health sees things differently. In fact, she told me dumped sewage that distance out wouldn’t harm sea life. “Taking into consideration the distance, currents and tides, any macerated sewage dumped three miles from shore will eventually become diluted,” she said. If tour boats dump in the channel where currents are steady, then Harrigan-Lum is probably right. But the waters are much calmer in the zone that’s at least three miles from Maui, Kaho’olawe and Lanai where the snorkel and whale watch boats dump their waste. In fact, they could trap discharges for days or weeks. That area is also part of the Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary. It’s a nursery and breeding ground for marine
PHOTO: DENNIS TEPU “BIG D”
ultimately, actually doing the job. Officials say that will take two, possibly three more years. And that’s considered the “fast track.” Richard Rice, Administrator for the Department of Boating and Recreation (DOBAR), says the problem has been getting the state to prioritize the funding to improve Maui’s 50-year-old-small boat harbors. Senator Inouye has appropriated the money for the improvements of the harbors infrastructure and DLNR engineers are currently in the design process. “Eventually, when the upgrades to the current wastewater system are in place, Ma’alaea harbor will have pump-out facilities,” said Rice. But until those upgrades are made, commercial tour boats using the harbor will continue dumping their waste in the ocean.
mammals and fragile reef ecosystems. And that’s got members of the Sanctuary Advisory Council concerned. “Sewage is comprised essentially of macerated human waste mixed with deodorizing and sanitizing chemicals,” they wrote to Governor Linda Lingle on Sept. 30, 2003. “Because marine heads use less liquid per flush that land-based toilets, the human waste matter is highly concentrated. It is unlike the effluent from our landbased primary sewage treatment facilities [from which solids are removed].
Because the waste the tour vessels are releasing is so concentrated, Marine Sanctuary officials want a precautionary approach to dumping. “If a mammal surfaces in that dumping area within the first hour of the waste being released, it would be swimming through a highly concentrated mix of sewage and chemicals,” said Jeff Walters, who comanages the Marine Sanctuary. Sewage contamination is measured in terms of fecal coliforms—bacteria produced in the intestines of all warm-blooded animals. Sewage contamination is a health threat because increased levels of fecal coliform contamination can cause illness such as hepatitis, typhoid, cholera, dysentery, gastroenteritis and staphylococcus. Twice a week, Roland Asakura—an Environmental Health Specialist with the state Department of Health (DOH) Clean Water Branch—takes near-shore samples of Maui’s most heavily used beach areas to determine the level of fecal contamination. While Asakura tests nine water samples from places like Lipoa St., Kanaha, Ma’alaea and Wailea—he doesn’t test anywhere near Makena, where residents have seen many sewage plumes. Asakura said the water in the tested areas is “pretty clean.” The reason is that the samples he takes average between three and five bacteria colonies per 100 milliliters. According to the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) standard, anything above 33 colonies per 100 milliliters of water would be high. But others aren’t ready to say there’s no problem with dumping sewage in the ocean. “Any dumping of anything that wasn’t there before has some effect on the marine environment, at least at the
Hawaii’s marine ecosystem depends on clean water. It’s susceptible to damage from the continuous dumping of raw sewage, which oozes with pharmaceuticals, hormones and chemical contaminants. DINING
DAY&NIGHT
A&E
FILM
DA KINE CALENDAR
THE GRID
CLASSIFIEDS
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
JANUARY 13, 2004
11
AY W H IIG H
NI 30 IILA AP Y. NO HW HO
microenvironment [level],” said Captain Jim Coon of Trilogy. “I will rejoice when we have adequate pump out facilities in all our harbors.” State Health Adviser Dr. Lorrin Pang is also concerned, mainly about the increasing capacity of newer, larger, commercial tour boats now replacing the current boats at the harbors. “The sewage pollution in our recreational waters is only going to increase as these larger boats take on more people,” he said. This means greater amounts of sewage being dumped and a greater chance of a serious outbreak.”
FLEMMING PARK
E.
c
c
START W
ALOE
SON SIMP
c
TZ RI CE AN NI TR R ILA EN WE PI LO NOA HO AD RO
FIC OF
c
F. D. IR AN T. HU LIAL S . . A L. R ST HA P M I D LI . AI U A L M AU H AP P A LIH N U PI A A P N PA
K
AR IP
D. T.
ES
c
EL
.
I RD
KOL
PUU
c c S
ELO
c
PAR K
PL. RKWAY
WA Y
LEIALII PA
c
KANIAU
FRONT ST.
IK WAH
RD..
D.
ULI R
c
HUEA ST.
NAKEA
KAPU
M
AL
W
W
ST.
c
A
The Pacific Whale Foundation
SHUTTLE PICK-UP & PARKING
D.
ING R
FLEM
c HA
RF
c T.
. ST UA N. LA E L I PA . H A P FR A ST ON W I TS KU . T. KU ST T. ON IS LS . TE PR ST HO T KE T. ST. AR W M NE S T. SHA A F S T. EK AR AL S L PE WH AN C PA
RS
KE
BA
c
A
c
AK
M
.
LE
RC
CI
c
PUUN
KA
IS
NU
KE
L. OA P
AR
ALA M
D.
T.
. OANA ST
c
c
SHUTTLE PICK-UP & PARKING
c
c
Limited road closures at Office Rd, Lower Honoapiilani to Napilihau from 6:30 am to 7:30, Napilihau to Hwy #30 (Honoapiilani Hwy) 7:00 am to 7:45 am, and one lane access only from Hwy #30/Front St to 505 Front St 7:20 am 9:30 am. All other roads will be open. Participants will be using the shoulder only of Hwy #30 in an Eastern direction. Intersections on Hwy #30 will be monitored by Police. Access will be made after bulk of runners pass which may cause small delays. For those who live on Front Street, there will be police directing local traffic off of Front Street detouring down side streets to Hwy #30.
c
KAANAPALI
LU N
W
SHUTTLE PICK-UP & PARKING
HAL
ST .
c
Y.
. DR
NA
W
AI W LIA HA
AI
IH
ON
c
AN
NS
IIL
LA H
AP
KE
NO
DI C
HO
SHUTTLE PICK-UP & PARKING
ST .
ER
30 .30) Y
c
W
AY W H IIG H
AH
AK
LO
W (H
NAPALI PARK
AN OA NO
W
O HO
IR HU
PU U
W
L PA
NA
W
FINISH
KAMEHAMEHA IKI PARK
KITE BOARD
MAUI Basic Beginner Lessons
4 Hours - $240
242- 8015
WIND SURF
MAUI All equipment included in all levels of training
871-7883 Winter Special 20%
OFF all wind & kite instruction! 50% OFF Kama’aina Saturdays!
One On One Personalized Instruction By Aqua Sports 12
JANUARY 13, 2004
COVER STORY
(808) 242-8015
(PWF) has spent the last three years pushing for a wastewater pump-out facility at Ma’alaea Harbor. Anne Rillero, PWF’s Director of Marketing and Public Relations, testified on the matter before the Lingle’s Maui Advisory Committee on Feb. 26, 2004. “Here on Maui each year, about one million passengers—excluding those from cruise ships—go boating from Lahaina and Ma’alaea harbors,” she said. “If just 20 percent of those passengers use the toilets on the boats, at two gallons per flush, that’s 400,000 gallons of effluent being dumped yearly off the coast of Maui—or about 1,000 gallons per day. This is not in the best interest of the marine environment. It is just not acceptable.” The Foundation, which genuinely wants a solution to dumping, is also part of the problem. They run six boats during whale season, each carrying between 48 and 149 passengers. But there is a stopgap option. Commercial tour boat operators could pay a septic tank firm to pump out and dispose of their boat’s sewage. Rob Parsons, the Mayor’s Executive Assistant for Environmental Concerns, said the tour companies would certainly pass the increased pumping costs onto their customers. But he also said that might not adversely affect their already environmentally friendly business. “People would rather choose a tour company that’s pumping, not dumping,” he said. Rillero said the PWF would consider hiring a private pump company, but were worried that the noise and smell would bother the Ma’alaea condominium owners. “The Ma’alaea Community
Association is in favor of pump-outs at the harbor and opposed to dumping this waste at sea,” said Robert Riebling, the Ma’alaea Community Association president. “However, if temporary pump-outs were to occur under the windows and lanais of two residential apartment buildings, the noise and odor would adversely affect property values.” Of course, all this talk of private pump companies and pump-out facilities may be academic. Lahaina Harbor has a free pump-out station at the dock, but many tour boats leaving there still dump their waste outside the three-mile limit. Boat owners I spoke with said they found the pump location inconvenient. They also said that when cruise ships are in port, their tenders block the access to the pump. In fact, one employee at the Lahaina Harbor office said she’s only seen four of the boats ever use the pump. At the Kihei boat ramp, the dive and tour boats en route to Molokini or other South Maui destinations do not cross that three-mile legal dumping area. According to Senior Marine Inspector Lt. Robert Haggerty of the Coast Guard Marine Safety Team, the 34 and 35-foot boats with holding tanks typically run outside the three-mile boundary to dump sewage when their tanks are full. Typically. “I’m sure there are rare cases when the vessels may illegally pump the sewage,” he said. Residents and ocean enthusiasts who frolic in the water along the south Maui coastline could attest to that statement. Right now the tour boat industry is both profiting from and spoiling Hawaii’s natural marine environment. One long-term solution is simply to make it illegal for boats to dump sewage into Hawaiian state waters and the National Marine Sanctuary. Considering the glacial pace of the effort to build pump-out facilities at Ma’alaea, there’s no reason to believe this would happen quickly. Yet activists like Fitzpatrick remain undeterred. Today, he spends a lot of time handing out flyers to tourists at the harbors, trying to get them to understand what’s happening. “I wish people would get their heads out of the sand,” he said. “If you’re concerned about what’s happening, get involved and help stop it.” MTW
ONO KINEGRINDS
BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO
Talk About Pizza Getting a Nooner at BJ’s We hadn’t had lunch together in a while, so we went over to BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria on Front Street. I used to live down the street from the original BJ’s in Newport Beach—it was known as BJ Grunt’s back then—so I was already very familiar with the place. Since she was also fan of their famous deep-dish pizza, she instantly accepted.
BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria 730 Front St., Lahaina. 661-0700. Open daily from 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. $ The glare from sunlight bouncing off Lahaina Harbor was considerable as we walked in. It was crowded, and all the tables were taken, so we took a couple seats at the bar. We both looked over the menus, but already knew what we wanted. After asking for two iced teas, we both ordered Nooners—um, the mini-pizza and salad lunch specials, not the, well, other thing. I mean, their sandwiches are great, their hot wings are phenomenal, but we were there for Nooners. She asked for mushrooms on her pizza. I got pepperoni. “Very traditional,” she said. Our salads came. I dove into mine— drowned in Ranch dressing—starting by skewering the cherry tomato. I glanced over and noticed she had picked out all the croutons. I held my tongue. After finishing it, I leaned back and looked out at the water. “I’m really going to be sad when they finally tow that boat out of here,” I said, tossing my thumb at the single-masted sailboat that sat just a few yards offshore. “It’s so picturesque, just sitting there, wedged into the reef at that weird angle.” “Are they ever going to tow it out?” she asked. “I mean, it’s been there since Halloween.” It certainly has. We talked some more—she about the raw foods lecture
2.00 OFF Your Entire Purchase $
• Offer expires 1/27/05 • Not valid with other offers Available at
Pulehu
BBQ 1500-A Lower Main St., Wailuku
COVER STORY
Pizookie, right?” “Damn it!” she said. “I forgot about that. Here I could have only eaten half my pizza— saved the rest for later—but I went and ate the whole thing.” “Look,” I said. “I’m going to order one. You can have as much as you want.” “Okay,” she said. “Which one are you ordering?” “The chocolate chip one.” “Figures that you’d pass up the white chocolate macadamia nut one,” she said. “You did order pepperoni on your pizza.” She ate about half. “Who invented the straw?” she suddenly asked, closely examining the thick black straw in her iced tea. “Some guy,” I said. “If you could have invented anything at all
EH BRAH!
in history,” she said, “what would it be?” “What?” I said. “I have no idea. Anything? I don’t know. I guess the zero.” She thought a moment. “That’s a good one.” “How about you?” I asked. “What would you have invented?” “I hate that!” she said. “I hate it when I ask a question and then people answer it and turn it around and ask me that same question.” “See,” I said, taking another spoonful of hot chocolate chip cookie and ice cream, “you should never ask someone a question like that unless you’ve already come up with a stellar answer. You know, just in case they turn it around and ask you.” “Yeah,” she said, turning her spoon upside down on the pizookie plate. “I never do that.”
MTW
$
200 OFF
ANY POUND OF REGULAR PRICED COFFEE with this coupon. expires 2/17/05
444 Hana Hwy. Kahului Corner of Dairy Rd. & Hana Hwy.
877–CUPS
WWW.HAWAIIANCOFFEE.COM
SEND YOUR EH BRAH TO ehbrah@mauitime.com
244-4049
NEWS
she’d attended the night before, me about the Sonny Liston biography I was reading. “Yeah,” she said. “I really need to get that Jenna Jameson book from my friend.” About that time our pizzas arrived. “Does this have sauce?” she asked, cutting into hers. “Nope,” I said, sprinkling crushed peppers on my pizza. “Tomatoes only. Relish them, too—we’re not being charged extra, even though their price has sky-rocketed.” “It’s so good,” she said. “And it’s not greasy. It’s not like biting into dough. It’s thick, but still crispy.” We ate some more. The sunlight coming into the room seemed not so bright now. I finished my pizza and pushed the plate away. “So,” I said. “You still want to order the
TALK IS CHEAP
Shack
LETTERS
The Nooner in question
SURF
DINING
DAY&NIGHT
A&E
FILM
DA KINE CALENDAR
THE GRID
CLASSIFIEDS
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
JANUARY 13, 2005
13
DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE
$→$10-$20
CENTRAL MAUI Ale House - Wide selection of food with sports and games all around. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877–9001. $ Aloha Grill - A large assortment of burgers with veggie styles and all the extras. Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893–0263. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Plus, a large variety of tapioca. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8772400. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual setting featuring exceptional Thai food with plenty of crisp vegetables and fresh seafood. Lunch, dinner or take-out. 395 Dairy Road, Kahului, 893-0026. $ Biwon Restaurant - Fresh and flavorful, authentic Korean food. Open 10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $ Café Marc Aurel - Offers an elegantly casual menu, including gourmet cheeses, dolmas, tzaiki and an extensive by-the-glass wine list. Large assortment of teas, coffee and ice cream. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Open Monday through Saturday. 134 W Kamehameha Ave, Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 8717782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. Omelettes, burgers, salads. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Excellent service and fair prices with dishes like Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall, Kahului, 8931628. $ Dish - The concept is simple. Every month, the owner and manager decide on a different “menu” of 14 entrees, of which you may select 12 to assemble in their kitchen. Sessions available Wed-Sat. 150 Hana Highway, Kahului, 8771414. $$ Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch and dinner favorites. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877–7461. $$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. Order a la carte or combo special with the freshest ingredients. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $
$$→$20-$40
$$$→$40 and up
K→Kama’aina Discount
Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - Oasis of cozy European and fresh island fish cuisine in the midst of the industrial zone. Lunch, dinner, catering. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$
Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from the kitchen sink burritos to quesadillas. Casual dining and various piñatas available, too. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877–8707. $
Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees, Bento boxes, noodles and fish. Featuring DJ and Karaoke, open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku 249-0052. $
Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center, 871–6977. $$
Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist, with a variety of ribs and side dishes, like baked beans and corn. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $
Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong style Chinese seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit down dining. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $
International House of Pancakes - (IHOP)- Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner, with specialty pancakes, sandwiches, and special entrees. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Little Ceasar Pizza Station - Specialty pizzas along with salads and sandwiches. Located inside of K-mart. 424 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1566. $ Koho Grill & Bar - Comfort food in a casual setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner Open daily at 7 a.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Kaahumanu Center, 8775588.
Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$
Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $
Kozo Sushi - Fast food take out. Open 9 a.m to 7 p.m. Mon through Sat. Sushi platters available. 52 Market Place, Kahului, 243-5696. $
Sandalwood Golf Course Restaurant - Lunch with a view, served from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy, Waikapu, 242-6000. $$
Krispy Kreme - This place is known all over the world for its warm, tasty glazed doughnuts. Late night hours and drive-thru. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $
Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave, Kahului, 877-0121. $
Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, sandwiches and soups. Also a Hawaiian menu, kava kava, sushi and oxygen bars. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $
Mama Ding’s Pasteles - This family-owned resturant consists of a variety of breads, including coconut papaya, apple cinnnamon and Puerto Rican sweet bread. Serving breakfast. Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 877-5796. $
Simply Sweets Bakery - Delicious pastries, savory filled rolls, breads, pies and deli sandwiches. Open Mon-Thu, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Fri, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m.; Sat, 7 a.m.-4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy, Kahului, 893-0700. $
Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Affordable take-out seafood, chicken, ribs—all deep fried tempura style or grilled. 1913 S Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $
Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Fast food Chinese with daily specials. All entrees are served with rice or noodles. 70 E Kaaumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $
Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere, extensive wine list and friendly service. Try the Tiramisu! 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$
Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - “A Taste of Philadelphia” with real Philly cheesesteak, pan fried trout, vegetarian meatloaf. Open for breakfast. 197 North Market Street, Wailuku, 244-4100. $
Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list at reasonable prices. Open MonSat, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$
Manaña Garage - Latin American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Try the Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchilada and paella. Cool, quaint bar with mojitos and margarita specialties. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873–0220. $$ Marco’s Grill Deli - A lavish and beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 444 Hana Hwy, Kahului, 877-4486. $$ Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to take five. 444 Hana Hwy, Kahului, 877–CUPS. $ Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Features range from Shabu Shabu (tons of meat) to sushi and Japanese. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 877-0051. $$ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawaii home. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and island spices. 275 Kaahumanu Ave, Queen Kaahumanu Mall, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Authentic Chinese cooking and ono local grinds. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Also offer catering. 1900 Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $
from 12 to 3pm and 9 to11pm 2.25 Pizza Slices $ 2 Bud or Coors Lt Draft Beers $ 3 Well Drinks $
505 FRONT STREET, 661–8112
14
JANUARY 13, 2005
DINING
Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with several choices of seafood. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $
HAPPY HOUR EVERY DAY!
“BEST VEGETARIAN” “BEST MEAT” “BEST APPETIZER” & “BEST SEAFOOD”
Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous 1950s cafe. Old-time Americana dining morning to night. Shakes, burgers and fries. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$
YOUR KITCHEN AWAY FROM HOME A TASTE OF LAHAINA WINNER FOR 4 CONSECUTIVE YEARS
Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.
Mega Touch Games, Pool Table, Jukebox
Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - (Closed temporarily for restoration) Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. Mon-Sat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave, Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything we’ve seen on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Maui’s famous subs since 1990. Coffee, an extensstive list of breakfast bagels, sub Sandwiches and salads. Open M-F 7 - p.m Sat 7-5pm, Sun 7-4pm 395 E. Dairy Rd, 877-8779. Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, homemade corned beef, sashimi, tossed salads. Catering and banquet facility. Happy Valley, Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for breakfast (try their famous hotcakes), lunch and dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $
SOUTH MAUI
Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Affordable breakfast, lunch and dinner with burgers, local plates, fresh island fish, comfort foods and deli sandwiches. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Home of the Rat Pack Bar. Pizzas, pastas and Italian specialties created with love and a little attitude. $10 wines and kids eat free on Monday and Saturday. Fuhgeddaboudit! 1945 S Kihei Rd., 875–0188. $$ Big Wave Cafe - Small cafe serving Pacific Rim cuisine, including lobster and sweet corn fritter with furikake tartar sauce, and coconut shrimp with fruit salsa and ginger lilikoi sauce. Open daily. 1215 S Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - Blend of California and island cuisine, lunch and dinner. Poolside. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$
KAMA’AINA & SEAFOOD
SPECIALS ALL WEEK LONG NIGHTLY SPECIALS
MON-1-1/4 LB LIVE MAINE LOBSTER $18.95 TUES-KAMA’AINA 50% OFF DINNER ENTREES WED-1LB. ALASKAN KING CRAB LEGS $19.95 THUR-14OZ PRIME RIB $16.95 FRI-KAMA’AINA 50% OFF DINNER ENTREES Kama’aina valid w/ HI ID & 17% Gratuity prior to Discount
HAPPY HOUR DAILY 3-6 $3.00 TROPICALS / WELLS $3.25 BUD-BUD LIGHT-COORS LIGHT $1.00 FRESH OYSTER SHOOTERS DOLLAR DOUBLE ALL DAY
DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE
$→$10-$20
$$→$20-$40
$$$→$40 and up
K→Kama’aina Discount
Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. Eat outdoors overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 2448844. $$
Enrique’s Resturant - Athentic Mexican Food. Fajitas, seafood, shrimp tequilia fish tacos, enchiladas, tamales, burritos, vegetarian. Open Mon-Sat, 10 a.m.9 p.m.; Sun, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, 8752910. $
Buzz’s Warf - Steaks, seafood and more, including Sweet Paradise Prawns. Reservations recommended. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 2445426. $$
Fernando’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $
Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. Casual dining in a relaxed garden setting. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874--1111. $$ Caffe Ciao - Italian cuisine baked in a Kiawe wood oven. Open for lunch and dinner. Dine outdoors poolside. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879–2224. $$$ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish, daily specials. Open for breakfast and lunch, 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave, Makawao, 572-4877. $ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner with omelets, burgers, salads. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600.
Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Breakfast, lunch, pupus and dinner. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879–2607. $$ Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh and delicious sushi. Open 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 100 Ike Drive, Wailea, 879-7677. $$ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizer and “food for gringos,” too. Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. Mon.-Sat. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Hula Moon - Enjoy breakfast, lunch, dinner or a champagne Sunday brunch with an open-air tropical setting and spectacular ocean views. Featuring fresh Hawaiian fish. 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-7831. $$$ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos, including choice of vegetarian, mahi mahi, ono, shrimp, chicken or steak. Impressive salsa bar and the taco salads are da bomb! 1280 S Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - “Smart eating” featuring organic foods
Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.
which are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Mon thru Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is a la carte, special late night menu and sushi. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with bar and lounge area. 2511 S Kihei Rd., 875–1007. $$ Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ Life’s a Beach - Food and drinks in a fun atmosphere. Nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahi mahi are just some of the specialties. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891–8010. $ Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak and lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5 p.m. to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr., Wailea, 879–7677. $$$ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. Ask the server for details. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891–8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a huge bar and open-air deck. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center. Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 243–2206. $$ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S Kihei Rd., 874–4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, a full service coffee kiosk, fruit smoothies and shakes. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the islands. 2411 S. Kihei Road, Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $
MONDAY • Mango Margarita
THURSDAY • Margarita
TUESDAY • Tropical Monkey
FRIDAY • Mai Tai
WEDNESDAY • Blue Hawaii
SATURDAY • Pineapple Martini
nightly from 5:30 to 10 p.m. Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei Restaurant - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award-winning cuisine, early bird and late night special. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879–0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875–7555. $$$ Seawatch - Hawaii regional cuisine utilizing the freshest island fish and produce. Open for breakfast and lunch 8 a.m to 3 p.m, dinner 5:30 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Beef, Pork, or Seafood, and veggies. Open for lunch Wed-Fri; dinner 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd. #120, 875-8366. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. Oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Steak, seafood and more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and the best pizza. Awesome outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. serving food 'til midnite! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444 $ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including 1/2 lb burgers and deli sandwhiches with 24 T.V.’s, and a full bar. Open 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd, 879-0602. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$
Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast served till 3 p.m 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874–1131. $
Tony Roma’s - Famous for ribs, barbequed chicken and onion ring loaf, along with daily special. 1819 S. Kihei Road, 875-1104. $$
Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879–7224. $$$
Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab, New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$
Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps, with outdoor lanai. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875–7679. $
Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific Cusine with a blend of Louisiana Cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei 874-8385. $$ K
Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. Open for lunch (Mon-Fri) and dinner (nightly). 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $
UPCOUNTRY
Roy’s Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open
Anthony’s Coffee Company - A full espresso bar, hot and cold sandwiches, ice cream. Make sure to
$
.00
2 OFF ANY PIZZA PIE!
SUNDAY • Tequila Sunrise
•OFFER EXPIRES 1/31/05 •NOT VALID WITH OTHER OFFERS •MUST PRESENT COUPON
Indoor & Outdoor Dining BOTH with a Great View of the Game Serving Lunch & Dinner 7 Days A Week
PIZZA • CALZONES HOT & COLD HEROS
Located on Front Street in Lahaina Overlooking the Banyan Tree, Upstairs in
The Wharf Cinema Center
Phone:
667-0908 LETTERS
NEWS
COVER STORY
SURF
DINING
DAY&NIGHT
A&E
661-6773
Fax:
667-1922
Located in Lahaina Square • Next to Ace Hardware
DELIVERY • 7 DAYS • 11am to 10pm FILM
DA KINE CALENDAR
THE GRID
CLASSIFIEDS
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
JANUARY 13, 2005
15
DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE
$→$10-$20
stop in for a great box lunch to go! 90 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha’Aina - Oceanfront dining, featuring a delicious chili pork burrito and a large variety of omelets. Island fish, chicken Katsu. Open for breakfast and lunch only Tue-Sat, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sun, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 5722395. $$ Café 808 - Local diner style serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open daily from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe O’Lei - Featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch, delicious salads, focaccia sandwiches. 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Makawao Paniolo Courtyard, 573-9065. $$ Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet and savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5796323. $ Café Mambo - International bistro featuring Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5798021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572–0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner and beyond. 142 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia, 579–9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940’s style urban bistro serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine including Summer Rolls, Spicy Lemongrass Soup and Soy Fish in Clay Pot. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Catering and take-out available. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere with food from Chef Beverly Gannon’s award-winning menu. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572–2666. $ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - Taco stand with fresh, made-toorder fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy, Pa`ia, 579–8844. $$
$$→$20-$40
$$$→$40 and up
K→Kama’aina Discount
Jameson’s Grill & Bar - Featuring fine steaks, fresh local fish and seafood, and of course, baked artichoke. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-5653. $$$
and lobster tacos. Full bar, happy hour everyday 4-6 p.m. Open daily from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 89 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8742. $
Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $
Vasi Gourmet - The best cakes and patries around, along with delicious salads, quiches and Gyro’s with a variety of teas. open 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 810 Kokomo Road, Haiku Market Place. 575-9588. $
Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu and teriyaki all available. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572–7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open Wed thru Sun, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun thru Thu; 6 a.m. to midnight Fri and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun and more! Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579–8448. $$$ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh and tasty Mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 5732998. $
Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $
WEST MAUI A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines. Bakery with cakes and cookies. Lahaina Center, 667–0623. $ Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Seafood, chicken, ribs, deep fried tempura style or grilled. Great food great prices. 844 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 667-9009. $ Aloha Mixed Plate - Experience the traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawaii home. 285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebab, falafel and more. Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ The Bakery - Fresh baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and Japanese sushi. Delivery available, great daily special. Open late with full bar, pool tables. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ K
Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Pa`ia! Extensive tequila menu and delicious daily special. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579–8755. $
Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669–6200. $$$
Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Pa`ia, 579–9999. $
Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. Come in for the ambience, stay for the delightful dining experience. 2780 Kekaa Dr., Kaanapali, 662-3210. $$
Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 100 Hana Hwy., Pa`ia, 579–8030. $
BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. Overlooking Lahaina Town with ocean view. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $
Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.- 2:30 p.m. 375 West Kuiaha Road Unit 37 Haiku. 878-6533. $
Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds and bar, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $
Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina, with nachos, burritos, ensaladas and more! 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $
Breakwall Cafe - Serving breakfast, coffee, sandwiches, salads, smoothies. Open everyday 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $
SandBar & Grill - Casual contemporary island cuisine, featuring salads, kiawe grill burgers, sandwiches
Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with “Forrest Gump” movie memorabilia and logo
Happy Hour Daily From 2-5 PM
$2.50 Well Drinks $3.50 Margaritas $1.50 Bud Lights Watch Your Favorite Sports On Our New Bar T.V.s
874-TACOS
1279 S. Kihei Rd. (Next to Bank of Hawaii) Azeka Mauka
BUY 1 ENTREE GET SECOND ENTREE
HALF PRICE! Must present coupon. Not good with other offers. Good from 3-9pm. Expires 1/31/05
16
JANUARY 13, 2005
DINING
Fridays
2. Mai Tais 16. Prime Rib Nite $
50
Wednesdays
$
95
Variety Is Our Specialty 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei • 879-1954
EMPLOYEE OF THE
WEEK
AS TOLD TO SAMANTHA CAMPOS
George Gomes Corporate Executive Chef, Tri-Star Restaurants What I like to eat are soups. My favorite is Vietnamese Beef Noodle because it’s like Penicillin or going to the doctor. With its rich broth, fresh herbs and chilis, it can cure whatever ails you. My grandfather inspired me to cook when I was about 15. He would make Portuguese specialties for the holidays. Food has always been an important part of our lives—it’s about passion and being happy. I worked in a couple of steakhouses before I got a job at the Mauna Kea Beach Hotel—one of the 10 top resorts in the world—on the Big Island. I applied for a cook’s job and eventually got in. Then I started culinary school at UH in Kona. I graduated in 1985 and continued working at the Mauna Kea for eight years. I started as a line cook, then became sous chef and was promoted to restaurant chef at the Garden Restaurant. We got a lot of press. I was written up in Food & Wine. I was the first local guy to be hired as a chef at the Mauna Kea Beach Hotel. It was a turning point for us. Hawaiian regional cuisine was my forté. I taught food classes at the hotel. Then I did stints at the Phoenician in Arizona and the Red Sage in Washington, D.C. I came back to Maui in 1994 and was corporate chef for A Pacific Café. We had two restaurants on Maui and two on Kauai. I became corporate chef for Tri-Star Restaurants in 1999. We have Aaron’s Atop the Ala Moana and Sarento’s Top of the “I” on Oahu, as well as Sarento’s on the Beach and Nick’s Fishmarket on Maui. I spend most of my time at Sarento’s. We do more of a “Mediterranean Rim” type of cuisine, utilizing local products. Local fish and seafood is our specialty. We use a lot of olive oil and garlic; not too much cream or butter at all. I love cooking. It’s a passion for me as much as everything I do. I also credit the guys I work with for my success—the team of chefs who’ve been with me for years. MTW
DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE
$→$10-$20
$$→$20-$40
wear in a lively, casual atmosphere. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and Focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661–9491. $$ Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St., Lahaina, 661–7600. $$ K Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving Polynesian style steaks, and seafood. Lunch 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m., dinner 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661–0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - Classic baskets of fish and chips. Open daily. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Soups, salads, pasta. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. Mexican food beyond the border. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. Romantic setting. Call for reservations. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui, open for lunch and dinner. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, Kahana Gateway Shopping Center, 669-5089. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods like Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies and more. Open daily. 2580 Kekaa Dr., Fairway Shops, Kaanapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648. Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining and Margarita bar. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style diner with lanai. Delicious burgers and sandwiches, huge salads and fountain desserts. Lahaina Wharf Center, 667-0908. $ K
$$$→$40 and up
K→Kama’aina Discount
Curry-In-A-Hurry - This take out out Vegetarian cafe has simply pleasurable soups, chilled Gourmet salads. South Indian Vegeable curry, samosas, spanakopita, veggie burger’s, tofu tandoori, and tofu Vandalu. Open Tue-Sat, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wahinee St. Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667–5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza, sandwiches, salads and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Erik’s Seafood & Sushi - Fresh seafood and sushi—great steamers! Open nightly with live entertainment. Half off Sushi Sundays. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina, 662-8780. $$ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesian sharing the spotlight with music and dance from four Pacific islands. 505 Front Street, Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$
Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.
Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K
667–2288. $$$
House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and Haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here. Old Lahaina Center, 667–7572. $
Mala - Ocean front dinning Organic whole grains cusine, from clams, lobster soup, to chicken tikka, beet & goat cheese salads.Full bar 1307 Front Street, Lahaina, 667-9394. $$
Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s style. Menu is a seafood lovers delight. Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali, 667–6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661–8422. $$$ Island Tacos - The best soft shell taco’s ever. Choice of beef, fish, pork or chicken. Served with black beans, fresh cabbage, cheese. onions and jalapenos. Open Late night. 744 Luakini St. Lahaina $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food, eclectic atmosphere, lounge ambience. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - Great burgers, as well as Mexican food, salads and fried items, served until midnight, with bar and pool table. 2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kaanapali, 661-4500. $
Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood and ambience. Also, late-night menu served until 1:30 a.m.! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-3474. $$
Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices! Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs And they deliver. Lahaina Marketplace, 661–9999. $ K
Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $
Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. Live entertainment daily. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661–4811. $$
Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere and beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $
Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi. Dinner nightly from 5:30-10 p.m., Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$
Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. Rich, flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661–8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Kaanapali Prkwy, 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667–7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old-Hawaiian styled coffeehouse with pastries, smoothies, salads and sandwiches, quiche Open 5:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy. Kahana Gateway Shopping Center, 665-1114. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St.,
Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path surf bistro. Good food, good quality, late night menu. 80 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661–7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s signature Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Mon-Sun 612 Front St. Lahaina 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina,
Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza, 665–6262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 am - 10 pm. 2290 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-1929. $$ K Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the Islands. 840 Wainee Street 661-8883 Lahaina (and Napili). $ Moose McGillycuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all you can eat specials, merry atmosphere and a large bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667–7758. $ Mr. Sub Sandwiches - Speciality sandwiches made to order, with salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast. Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 662–0890. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizer, sandwiches and more. Maui Marriott, Kaanapali, 667–1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. The best lemon caper mahi mahi and Okinawan potato tempura ever! Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Casual poolside dining. Now featuring reasonably priced tapas-Hawiian style menu.for supper and late night dining. 6:30 am10pm.The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 6651822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. Live jazz on weekends. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661–6633. $
Not to be used with any other coupons or discounts. Coupon has no cash value. Coupon expires 2-28-05
LETTERS
NEWS
COVER STORY
SURF
DINING
DAY&NIGHT
A&E
FILM
DA KINE CALENDAR
THE GRID
CLASSIFIEDS
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
JANUARY 13, 2005
17
DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE
$→$10-$20
Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. Open 7 days a week. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pad Thai - Delicious Påd Thai, among many other items. Open daily. 658 Front St., Lahaina, $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, toss-to-order salads, big fat Greek gyros, homemade tiramisu and panna cotta. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929; $ Plantation House Restaurant - HawaiianMediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 6696299. $ Reilley’s - Known for their choice award-winning beef. Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 pm 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 $$$
$$→$20-$40
$$$→$40 and up
K→Kama’aina Discount
Roy’s Bar & Grill - This fine dinning restaurant has mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30p.m.10p.m.4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy. Kahana 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger and watch sports. Large parties welcome. Whalers Village, Kaanapali, 661–3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. Dinner served nightly. 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawaii’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669–6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallagher. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669–1500. $$ Smokehouse - Delicious barbeque, ribs, chicken,
Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.
sandwiches and hamburgers along with a full bar. Open 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St. Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy. Tables are private and the Antipasto serves two. Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667–4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch and take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3538. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Swan Court - One of the top 10 romantic restaurants in the world, with an extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667–4727. $$$ Take Sushi - Open late night for late night sushi lovers. Full menu and daily special. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $
Terrace Restaurant - Open from 6:30-11 a.m. serving breakfast only. Elegant dining, buffet-style rotating menu ranging from “Breakfast on the Farm” to “Hawaiian Plantation-Style Breakfast.” Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center, 667–2814. $ Tropica - Oceanfront dining on Ka’anapali Beach, features sizzling steaks, fresh fish, prepared in variety of styles. Specialty entrees, appetizers and deserts. 5:309:30pm. Westin, Kaanapali, 667–2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine featuring fresh pasta and an extensive wine list. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, with delivery 11 a.m. - 10 p.m. 840 Wainee St. Lahaina Square, Lahaina, 6616773.$
Burritos! Nachos! Salsa Bar!
Island Fish Tacos Grilled Steak, Chicken Vegetarian 95 Nothing Over $6. MAUI Lahaina Square, Lahaina • 661-8883 Kamaole Beach Center, Kihei • 879-5005 Napili Plaza, Napili • 665-0222 Kaahumanu Center, Kahului • 871-7726 BIG ISLAND Prince Kuhio Plaza, Hilo • 959-0359 OAHU Mililani Shopping Center, Mililani • 623-9405 Kailua Village Shops, Kailua • 261-4155 www.mauitacoscookbook.com Email: eatmaui@maui.net www.mauitacos.com
18
JANUARY 13, 2005
DINING
PHOTO: DENNIS TEPU “BIG D”
Turtlerama Tuesday, 7 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater [FILM] Holy Turtletopia! It’s a turtle-a-thon of short films, featuring The Last Journey for the Leatherback, about the endangered Leatherback Sea Turtles, which have been around for 65 million years and are the largest turtles in existence—but not for long if we don’t help! They’re also showing Hawksbill Babies at Makena Beach about another magnificent but totally endangered sea turtle we’re lucky to have on Maui; and Learning to Sea, which is an award-winning film (Hawaii Ocean Festival, 2004) about turtle action on Red Sea and Caribbean reefs. And you can even ask all those questions about turtles you’ve been dying to have answered in a Q&A session with a turtle biologist—that’s a biologist who studies turtles, not a turtle who’s a biologist— teehee—and you can also find out what you can do to help. Hey, why not join the Hawksbill Dawn Patrol—I hear they have great uniforms! Presented by the Snorkel Bob Foundation with a special turtle chant by Maui waterman Kimokeo Kapahulehua, “descendent of many generations of Hawaiians who regard the turtle as Honu ‘Aumakua.” Tickets $10. Call the box office at 242-7469. [SAMANTHA CAMPOS]
SEND YOUR LISTINGS & PHOTOS FOR DA KINE CALENDAR TO CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM OR FAX (808) 661-0446 LETTERS
NEWS
COVER STORY
SURF
DINING
DAY&NIGHT
A&E
FILM
DA KINE CALENDAR
THE GRID
CLASSIFIEDS
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
JANUARY 13, 2004
19
ThIS WEEK’S PICKS by Samantha Campos
Tita Out Friday-Saturday, 7:30 p.m. at McCoy Studio Theater [STAGE] Kathy Collins, a.k.a. Tita, is a local actress and radio DJ who, my friends say, is the greatest storyteller. Using “chicken skin” stories, local legend and humor, along with the best in Hawaiian music (with special guests Uncle Richard Ho’opi’i on Friday and Eric Gilliom on Saturday!), Tita is not only funny but she also makes you think about things like empowerment, compassion and pride of heritage. The little girls in Hana— where she did a free show with Willie K recently—even call her the “Hawaiian Superwoman.” Aww... Tickets: $20, half-price for keiki. Call 242-7469.
Louis Hayes &… Thursday, 7:30 p.m. at McCoy Studio Theater [MUSIC] …The Cannonball Adderly Legacy Band! Whew, man, that’s a long name! But since Jazz drummer Louis Hayes has been an active participant in post-bop modern jazz and swing for more than 40 years, he probably deserves to use any damn mega-title he wants! His discography alone—featuring names like John Coltrane, Ravi Shankar and Oscar Peterson—makes the head spin. Now featuring Vincent Herring (sax), Jeremy Pelt (trumpet), Rick Germanson (piano) and Gerald Cannon (bass), Louis Hayes’ pays tribute to Julian Edwin “Cannonball” Adderly, one of the greatest “hard-bop” swing originators. Tickets: $25, half-price for keiki. Call 242-7469.
THURSDAY
MONDAY
MAUI’S TRUE LIVE MUSIC VENUE
TUESDAY
WEDNESDAY
THURSDAY
FRIDAY
SATURDAY
13
14
15
ESTAIRE THE PROJECT ESTAIRE & CECE GODINEZ GODINEZ & & FRIENDS PENISTON FRIENDS 16
17
18
JOE CANO
MANIC MONDAY
LIVE JAZZ
19
20
21
22
COLIN JOHN
DJ ICON
TBA
COLIN JOHN & MICHAEL HILL
LIVE BLUES
80’s MUSIC 80’s PRICES 23
24
25
26
27
28
29
WILLIE K
MANIC MONDAY
LIVE JAZZ
LIVE BLUES BOBBY INGRAM
JODY WATLEY
JODY WATLEY
NUFFSEDD
80’s MUSIC 80’s PRICES
20
JANUARY 13, 2004
Friday, 9:30 p.m. at Paradice Bluz [MUSIC] Ce Ce Peniston’s very first single, “Finally,” achieved Billboard #1 chart status in 1991 and was featured on more than 30 compilation albums. But it wasn’t just beginner’s luck! Peniston thrust past that one-hit wonder mark and continued with more Billboard Top Ten hit singles including “We Got A Love Thang,” “Keep On Walkin,” I’m Not Over You” and “Lifetime To Love,” which skyrocketed to number two on the Billboard chart in 2001. Tickets: $12 advance, $15 door. [KIMBERLY L. WELCH]
➤➤➤➤➤FRIDAY ➤➤➤➤➤SATURDAY ➤➤➤➤➤SUN
JANUARY SUNDAY
See CeCe!
DA KINE CALENDAR
Space Ibiza Friday, 9:30 p.m. at Casanova
1 Giant Leap
[DJ] It’s the DJ/artist with the mostest! Why, some might even call him the Master...s. As in, Ray Masters! Haha! Get it? Um, anyway, Masters, along with Sunn Lounge’s DJ Sal, will be spinning their dance-worthy House music in the guise of “Space Ibiza”— that’s two DJs, dancers, video projectors and “intelligent lighting.” Intelligent lighting? I still can’t figure that one out... but you know, Masters doesn’t spin that often so don’t miss your chance to dance, baby! And tell me all about those wise bulbs... uh, smart lamps? Oh yeah—intelligent lighting.
Monday, 6:30 p.m. at the Lahaina Jodo Mission [FILM] Nearly four years ago a couple British artistic movie guys made 1 Giant Leap. They traveled the world with their laptop and video camera, trying to capture as much unique color and experience as they could. The result was a multicolor, multimedia wonderland of a film that combined interviews with guys like Kurt Vonnegut and Dennis Hopper with the music of Michael Franti, Baaba Maal and Michael Stipe, then mixed it all in with fascinating scenes documenting the lives of people like a New Zealand sculptor and an Indian hardware store owner. Now you can see it for free in the fresh air near one of the largest Buddha statues outside of the Japanese home islands. Just don’t forget to bring lawn chairs and blankets. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]
Oil on Ice Saturday, 6:30 p.m. at the Kaunoa Senior Center in Sprecklesville; Sunday, 6 p.m. at the Cameron Center in Kahului; and Monday, 7 p.m. at Kalama 103 at Maui Community College [FILM] This is a one-hour documentary that explores not only the insanely beautiful world of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, but also the cynical political maneuvering that seeks to sink oil wells there. The film delves into both the impact the drilling will have on the Native American and Eskimo peoples who live in the region and new, more efficient fuel technology that makes mere oil all but obsolete. Wow, that’s a lot of ground to cover in an hour. In addition, filmmaker Bo Boudart and representatives of the Inupiat and Gwich’in tribes will be on hand. For more information, call Lance Holter at 579-9442. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]
DAY
➤➤➤➤➤MONDAY ➤➤➤➤➤TUESDAY ➤➤➤➤➤WEDNESDAY
IN
THE
H EART
OF
O LDE M AKAWAO T OWN
Wild Wahine Wednesday with dj blast
C ASANOVA ’ S F AMOUS L ADIES N IGHT ! T E T E C T A HE
VENING
HAT
ARNED
ASANOVA
HE
“ B E S T L AT E N IGHT I N M A U I ”
WA R D
MUSIC STARTS @ 9:45PM • $5 COVER
TH
RY 13 THUR, JANUA
TH
15 SAT, JANUARY
TH
PROGRESSIVE THUPRROGSREDSSAIVEYATSTITUDES AND
A GATHERING OF NARY MINDS WITH REVOLUTIO - dj EL GATO
IAN band the LIFE OF BRby PIERO RESTA poetry
14 FRI, JANUARY
SPACE IBIZA
se funk] ouse] - dj SAL [hou [h RS TE AS M Y RA dj
RTY THE DANCE PA5P M @ 9:4 MUSIC STARTS $8.00 COVER
@ 8:00PM MUSIC STARTS $5 .00 COVER
KAMA’AINA SATURDAY T AIN’T ENOUGH COZ LADIES’ NIGH 9:45PM MUSIC STARTS @
Make it a Memorable Evening • Dine and Dance at Casanova For dinner reservations call 572–0220 • Log on at casanovamaui.com LETTERS
NEWS
COVER STORY
SURF
DINING
DAY&NIGHT
A&E
FILM
DA KINE CALENDAR
THE GRID
CLASSIFIEDS
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
JANUARY 13, 2004
21
FILMCRITIQUE
BY COLE SMITHEY
Method Man Samuel L. Jackson coaches a perfect performance He wastes no time in giving his inherited Samuel L. Jackson returns to form, troubled squad’s young players a contract to behind a long string of disappointing persign stating that each team member must formances, as an ethically minded basketmaintain a 2.3 grade point average, attend all ball coach at a tough inner city high school classes, sit in the front row, and wear a coat in Richmond, California. and tie on the day of all games. Just as quickly Inspired by events lived by real-life basas the more insolent members of the squad ketball coach Ken Carter in 1999, the openly rebel against his dictums, Carter openly didactic and lengthy movie sucresponds with an immediate dismissal and ceeds via sound performances from its calisthenics commands group of hearty that go a long way young actors that toward improving the include pop star squad’s abilities and Ashanti, Rick strategies on the court. Gonzalez, Rob Rated PG/136 mins. Coach Carter hits its Brown and Robert biggest crisis when Ri’chard as coach Carter cancels the entire basketball team after Carter’s devoted son. discovering that several members of the squad Coach Carter’s succinct attempts to are failing their classes or not even bothering to teach his Richmond Oilers basketball team attend them. As the school board buckles the importance of mutual respect and under community pressure to override Coach scholastics through discipline on and off Carter’s decision of locking out the basketball the basketball court resonates well against team, he and his squad learn something about today’s America of unaccountability. each other that transcends everything he has Coach Carter is a cliché-filled movie taught them. that slips its narrative noose thanks to libWe discover something deeply personal eral sub-plot development and Samuel L. about the reach of Ken Carter’s personality by Jackson’s thoroughly commanding presthe lofty regard that his son Damien (Robert ence. Jackson embodies his role as a Ri’chard—Light it Up) holds for his father’s molder of minds to such a full degree that coaching abilities. Damien goes to the extreme you sense his influence even in the scenes length of writing up his own contract that he where his character is absent. For audiagrees to adhere to upon leaving his top-notch ences who had all but given up on Jackson private school in order to be coached by his after his dialed-in performances in movies father inside the walls of a notoriously menaclike S.W.A.T. and Twisted, it’s refreshing ing high school. that the actor Quentin Tarantino turned We observe Ken Carter the dad thoughtfulinto a household name is exhibiting his ly accepting his son’s personally made decisignature flair for getting inside a dramatsion with the caveat that the boy must mainic role and sustaining it beautifully. tain an even higher grade point average than Ken Carter temporarily deserts the the one proposed. For his part, Robert sporting goods store that he owns to Ri’chard emits a wealth of backstory in his reluctantly take on a low-paying job ever-shifting facial expressions that attenuate coaching a four-month season of high his character’s limited amount of dialogue. school basketball at the same public Much of the film’s extensive sub-plot develschool where he still holds records from opment revolves around drug-dealing misfit his days on its sweat-stained gymnasium Timo (Rick Gonzales), and a romantic entanbasketball court. glement between star basketball player Kenyon (Rob Brown) and his pregnant girlfriend Kyra (Ashanti). Both sub-plots give a gritty and desperate $ * context to the Richmond high school reality that could be wrongly perceived as similar to any other American public high school. The loss of life that punctures the reality of characters in both subplots acts as an affirmation of the significance of personal choice to pave the way for a better life. Director Thomas Carter (no relation to the real Coach Carter) is clearly interested in creating message films (see his last film Save The Last Dance) to inspire young people toward WED, JAN 19 better choices in life. In his enthusiasm to take *with MFF passport the long way around narrative structure, the (5 films-$40)-single tickets Phone: 572-3456 director shows his heart is in the right place.
Coach Carter
★★★★★
8
www.mauifilmfestival.com
22
JANUARY 13, 2005
FILM
MTW
Put me in, Coach! I’m hot!
SHOWTIMES
MOVIECAPSULES
MAUI FILM FESTIVAL
the story of a little girl, played by darling Anna Paquin, who moves into a new house with her family, only to find that it holds a dark, terrible secret that could kill them all. Oh my God, I’ve never seen a movie like that before! What’s next, the story of a guy who runs around at night drinking people’s blood?
MAUI FILM FESTIVAL’S CANDLELIGHT CINEMA Wednesday, January 19 Being Julia 5 & 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater Wit, sparkle, and all-out energy make up the intoxicating combination of this wicked comedy and smart drama. Starring Jeremy Irons and Annette Bening as Julia Lambert, a beautiful and beguiling actress in 1930s London. A glorious, smart and entertaining adaptation of W. Somerset Maugham's novel Theater. "Witty, satisfying and terrific!” (Chicago Reader). Rated R. 113 min.
New This Week
Castle Theater, 572-3456 Being Julia - R - Wed 5, 7:30
MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX
FAT ALBERT – (PG) – Comedy, Family – The latest in a series of live-action films patterned after cartoons that I grew up watching. No, it’s cool. Really, I don’t care. If Hollywood is totally bankrupt of ideas and is just recycling stuff that we all know and have seen, that’s there business. I mean, just because I write scripts that come back unopened, that doesn’t mean I’m bitter or anything.
ELEKTRA – (PG13) – Action/Adventure – Jennifer Garner reprises her role as the hottie superhero assassin who nearly upstaged Ben Affleck’s Daredevil two years ago. Anyhoo, though she died in that flick, she was reborn for this one so she could kill some dude and his little girl for the super-assassin group Order of the Hand. Sweeeet. Also stars Goran Visnjic and Terence Stamp.
FINDING NEVERLAND – (PG13) – Drama – Johnny Depp plays J. M. Barrie, the guy who wrote Peter Pan in this London, 1904 story. You remember Peter Pan, right? Sandy Duncan played him on Broadway. Also stars Kate Winslet and Dustin Hoffman.
COACH CARTER – (PG13) – Drama – Inspired by true-life story of controversial high-school basketball coach Ken Carter, who received both high praise and staunch criticism when he made national news in 1999 for benching his entire undefeated basketball team for poor academic performance. Starring Samuel Jackson, Rob Brown, Ashanti Baby! Baby! Baby ! Baby!
FLIGHT OF THE PHOENIX – (PG13) – Action/Adventure – This ridiculous remake of a ridiculous 1965 Jimmy Stewart picture stars Dennis Quaid as the pilot of a rickety old cargo plane that crashes in the Gobi Desert with a cargo hold full of people dumb enough to fly in a rickety old cargo plane across the Gobi Desert. Also stars a bunch of actors who should have known better.
IN GOOD COMPANY – (PG13) – Comedy, Drama – Poor sap Dan Foreman (Dennis Quaid) ends up demoted from head of ad sales and has to work for a new boss, Carter Duryea (Topher Grace), who is not only half his age, but also decides to date Foreman’s hottie 18-year-old daughter Alex (Scarlett Johansson). Those naughty up-and-comers!
HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS – (PG13) – Action/Adventure, Foreign – This movie takes place near the end of China’s Tang Dynasty, which was, well, a while ago. Anyway, two cops arrest this hot dancer who has underworld ties, then decide that she’s too hot to bring downtown so they escape with her on some kind of perilous journey. Cool.
RACING STRIPES – (PG13) – Comedy, Drama, Kids/Family – A traveling circus accidentally leaves behind a baby zebra—I know, it happens all the time—so then the precocious zebra gets the inclination to become a racetrack-star, with a little help from his farm animal friends... Okay, is it just me or does it sound like somebody had a few too many “special” brownies when they came up with this screenplay? I’m just saying...
Now Showing THE AVIATOR – (PG13)- Drama – This is Martin Scorsese’s 168-minute epic on Howard Hughes that includes only a brief interlude of the billionaire’s most intriguing years when he became renowned for living in secret while wearing tissue boxes on his feet and growing out his hair and fingernails to absurd lengths, all while keeping jars of his own urine close by. Stars Leonardo di Caprio as the nutty flyer/film maker and No Doubt’s Gwen Stefani as Jean Harlow. Fabulous! BIRTH - (R) - Drama - In this metaphysical love story, Nicole Kidman stars as Anna, a delicate young widow who is on the verge of a new life when a solemn little boy appears, claiming to be the reincarnation of her dead husband. Weird.
NEWS
COVER STORY
SURF
OCEAN’S TWELVE – (PG13) – Action/Adventure, Romance, Thriller, Crime – This is the heist caper that out-heists the previous heist caper Ocean’s Eleven, which in itself was a remake of the horrendously awful Rat Pack-starring Ocean’s 11. This time around, the band of cons and thieves gets together again to rip off someone really rich in Europe to pay off the Vegas casino guy they ripped off in the first movie. Stars George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts and all the rest. PHANTOM OF THE OPERA – (PG13) – Drama, Musical, Suspense – It’s the classic tale—and another cinematic take on a Broadway musical, oh joy—about a mysterious masked figure who roams the undergrounds of 19th century Paris, especially lurking around (or under—naughty!) the Opera Populaire, where he tutors a beautiful young soprano.
LEMONY SNICKET’S: A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS – (PG13) – Comedy, Family – It says “comedy,” but it stars Jim Carrey, so how funny can it be? This is the story of three little orphans who end up living with a bunch of odd relatives, including a schmo named Lemony Snicket and some dastardly fellow named Count Olaf, played by Carrey.
SPANGLISH – (PG13) – Comedy – This James L. Brooks vehicle stars Paz Vega as a beautiful Mexican woman who moves in with an affluent whitebread American family headed by crown prince of evil Adam Sandler. Gold! Also stars Tea Leoni and Cloris Leachman.
MEET THE FOCKERS – (PG13) – Comedy – Four years ago, Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) met his fiance’s (Teri Polo) parents, including ex-CIA man Jack Byrnes (Robert De Niro) and his wife (Blythe Danner). This time, we meet The Fockers—a liberal stay-at-home dad (Dustin Hoffman) and his senior citizens’ sex therapist wife (Barbara Streisand). Usually, I’m skeptical about all-star casts but Bobby De Niro, Tootsie and Babs? C’mon!
WHITE NOISE - (PG13) - Thriller - Jonathan Rivers (Michael Keaton) plays a man whose peaceful existence is shattered by the unexplained death of his wife Anna, and who is eventually contacted by a man claiming to be receiving messages from Anna through “household recording devices.” What the hell are “household recording devices?!”
NATIONAL TREASURE – (PG) – Action/Adventure – Nicholas Cage and Diane Kruger star in this quest to
“THE BEST PICTURE OF THE YEAR!” Richard Corliss, TIME MAGAZINE • Jami Bernard, NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Ziyi Zhang
Takeshi Kaneshiro
Andy Lau
HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS A Zhang Yimou Film
www.sonyclassics.com
EXCLUSIVE ENGAGEMENT
NOW PLAYING! W MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX WALLACE
CHECK THEATRE DIRECTORIES OR CALL FOR SHOWTIMES
View the trailer at www.houseofflyingdaggersmovie.com AMPAS MEMBERS AND A GUEST ARE WELCOME.
DARKNESS – (R) – Horror/Suspense – This is
LETTERS
find some incredible treasure hidden by our nation’s founding fathers, who were nice enough to plant clues on the back of $1 bills. Sean Bean, as usual, plays a “ruthless adversary” in their search to unlock the secret to what the movie calls a 2,000-year-old mystery. Sounds great—wait, 2,000? Um, isn’t the country just—wait, let me get my calculator—228 years old? So it’s a 228-year-old mystery, right? Well, that doesn’t sound like such a big deal.
THE INCREDIBLES – (PG) – Animation, Action, Comedy – A family of former superheroes comes out of retirement to don masks and capes and brightly colored tights so they can, once again, fight evil and save lives. If only all family reunions could be so benevolent! Voices by Craig T Nelson, Samuel Jackson and Holly Hunter.
BLADE: TRINITY – (R) – Action/Adventure, Suspense/Horror – The third and quite possibly— we’re hoping—the last in Wesley Snipe’s ultra-hip vampire series. In this adventure, half-vampire Blade (Snipes) is pursued by the FBI, teams up with a bunch of vampire hunters and goes after Dracula, who I think is the original vampire or something like that. Also stars Kris Kristofferson, Jessica Biel and Parker Posey, of all people. CLOSER – (R) – Drama/Comedy – Another of Jude Law’s many, many 2004 pictures. This one teams him and three others in a story of four strangers who have chance encounters and overlapping attractions. Sounds hilarious. Also stars Julia Roberts, Natalie Portman and Clive Owen.
Cool tattoo, dude! Chris Ackerman in Elektra
DINING
DAY&NIGHT
A&E
FILM
DA KINE CALENDAR
THE GRID
CLASSIFIEDS
Maui Mall, 249–2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Birth - R - Th only 7:05, 9:30 Blade 3 - R - Th only 7:20, 10 Closer - R - Th (12, 2:25, 4:45), 7:10, 9:40, Fr, Tu (12:50, 3:55), 6:55, 9:25, Sa-M (12:50), 3:55, 6:55, 9:25 Darkness - R - Th (12:10, 2:30, 4:50), 7:15, 9:45, Fr, Tu (4:20),10, Sa-M (12:10, 2:30), 4:50, 7:15, 9:45 Elektra - PG13 - Fr, Tu (12:45, 1:15, 3 3:50, 5:20), 7, 7:40, 9:20, 10, Sa-M (12:45, 1:15, 3) 3:50, 5:20, 7, 7:40, 9:20, 10 Finding Neverland - PG - Th (12:15, 2:40, 5:05), 7:25, 9:50, Fr,Tu (1:20, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-M (1:20), 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 Flight of the Phoenix - PG13 - Th (1:15, 4:15), 7:15, 9:45, Fr,Tu (1:10), 7:20, Sa-M (1:10), 7:20 House of Flying Daggers - PG13 - Th (1:15, 4:15), 7:15, 9:55, Fr, Tu (1:15, 4:15), 7:15, 9:55, Sa-M (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, 9:55 The Incredibles - PG - Th only (1:10, 4:10) Lemony Snicket’s - PG - Th (12, 1:30, 2:30, 4:30, 5), 7, 7:30, 9:30, 10, Fr, Tu (1:30, 4:30), 7, 9:30, SaM (1:30), 4:30, 7, 9:30 Oceans Twelve - PG13 - Th (12:30, 3:15), 6:45, 9:30, Fr, Tu (12:55, 3:45), 6:45, 9:30, Sa-M (12:55), 3:45, 6:45, 9:30 Phantom of the Opera - PG13 - Th (12:30, 1, 3:30, 4), 6:45, 9:45, Fr,Tu (12:40, 3:40), 6:40, 9:40, Sa-M (12:40), 3:40), 6:40, 9:40 Racing Stripes - PG - Fr, Tu (12:30, 1, 2:50, 4, 5:10), 6:50, 7:30, 9:15, 9:50, Sa-M (12:30, 1, 2:50), 4, 5:10, 6:50, 7:30, 9:15, 9:50 White Noise - PG13 - Th (12:05, 2:20, 4:40), 7, 9:20, Fr,Tu (12:35, 2:55, 5:15), 7:30, 9:45, Sa-M (12:35, 2:55), 5:15, 7:30, 9:45
KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Aviator - PG13 - Daily (12:45), 4:05, 7:35 Coach Carter - PG13 - Fr-W (1), 4:15, 7:10, 10:05 Fat Albert - PG - Daily (12:45, 3), 5:15, 7:30, 9:45 In Good Company - PG13 - Fr-W (12:30), 4:30, 7:15, 9:50 Meet the Fockers - PG13 - Th only (12:30, 1:15, 3), 4:45, 5:30, 7:20, 8, 10, Fr-W (1:15), 4:45, 7:20, 10 National Treasure - PG - Daily (1), 4:15, 7:05, 9:45 Spanglish - PG13 - Th only (1), 4:15, 7:10, 10
KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Coach Carter - PG13 - Fr-Sa (1), 4:15, 7, 9:40, SuW (1), 4:15, 7 Elektra - PG13 - Fr-Sa (1:45), 5, 7:45, 10, Su-W (1:45), 5, 7:45 Lemony Snicket’s - PG - Th only (1:45), 5, 7:45 Meet the Fockers - PG - Th (1:30), 4:45, 7:30, FrSa (1:15), 4:30, 7:15, 9:40, Su-W (1:15), 4:30, 7:15 Ocean’s Twelve - PG13 - Th only (1:15), 4:30, 7:15 Racing Stripes - PG - Fr-Sa (1:30), 4:45, 7:30, 9:50, Su-W (1:30), 4:45, 7:30 Spanglish - PG13 - Th only (1), 4:15, 7
FRONT STREET THEATERS 900 Front Street, 249–2222 Aviator - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (4:30), 8, Sa-Su (1), 4:30, 8 Elektra - PG13-Fr, M-W (4:15), 7:15, 9:30, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:15, 7:15, 9:30 Lemony Snicket’s - PG - Th only (4:15), 7:15, 9:45 Ocean’s Twelve - PG13 - Th-only (4), 7, 9:40 Racing Stripes - PG - Fr, M-W (4:30), 7, 9:15, SaSu (2), 4:30, 7, 9:15 White Noise - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (4:45), 7:30, 9:50, Sa-Su (1:45), 4:45, 7:30, 9:50
WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249–2222 Coach Carter - PG - Fr, M-W (1,4), 7, 10, Sa-Su (1), 4, 7, 10 Finding Neverland - PG - Fr, M-W (1:30, 4:15), 7:30, 9:50, Sa-Su (11:15, 1:30), 4:15, 7:30, 9:50 Spanglish - PG13 - Th only (1, 4), 7:15, 9:55
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
JANUARY 13, 2005
23
HOLOHOLO
GIRL Thug rLastedNigahty...
3 1/1
iah
Spinnin
M & y t r u D DJ’s how FREE S
9pm
4 1/1
FriPdrouad tyo Present...
Paia is
r Tom Che
ry
ER $5 COV 9pm
Saoffts &uBrredakafasyt 8da..m. ...
5 1/1
NFL Play Popular Deman Back By
AS A MATTER OF FACT MY DADDY WAS A BUTCHER
e
quir Vince Es 9pm
ER $5 COV
6 ay 1/1 Sund mes... L Ga r ys Live sNt &F $3 Bloody Ma pm Jones 2 Trevor
a Breakf
te i N c i m Opewn/ JM arod 9p HOW FREE S
Maodnnessd&aLivye Jazz...
7 1/1
tet x e S e r o orth Sh
M Martini
N
9:30pm
8 1/1
how FREE S
TuAecsoudsticaal yGrooves...
ject o r P e r o hn Mo
e Enjoy Liv
Jo
/19
1
HOW FREE S 9pm -
ay d s e n d e W OL TABLES!
PO ment 8pm NEW na w EE Sho ol Tour Po
a Lawai’
R 10pm F
NEW MENU! NOW SERVING BREAKFAST SAT & SUN MON-FRI 11AM-2AM SAT-SUN 8AM-2AM
24
JANUARY 13, 2005
DAY&NIGHT
THANKS FOR ASKING!
PUREVOLUME
BY JOJOBOY
THE MOLE “WHIRLWIND WORLD” In his first new solo work since 2002’s Communion, the Mole offers up Whirlwind World—hiphop’s first “Choose Your Own Adventure” concept album. Here’s the set-up: Your family home has been taken over by robots. Between tracks, you are instructed to “turn and run outside to safety, skip to chapter 4. Or, if you refuse to be displaced from your home by machinery, skip to chapter 6.” It’s a fantastic new way to present music. But even folks who are lazy on the interaction tip will dig Whirlwind World; it works just as marvelously as a straight-through listen, on account of the Mole’s ever-inventive beats, frantically shifting delivery and solid rhyme skills. Even more on this outing than on his previous records, the Mole’s voice channels a whole barrelful of different monkeys. He’s old school-ey dope on “Dysnomia,” an 1980s-inspired jam in which he plays both Run and DMC, rapping with himself; in “Sparkly Things” he’s a starry-eyed page, hoping to find the kindred souls who share his dreams; and in the cautionary “Problems,” he’s simply the Mole himself—the guy we know from Communion. Whether dancing puppet or daring prophet, the multiple voices throughout the album allow him to express his multiple sides. Lyrics verge from the mischievous—“What do you do with a drunken sailor? Shave his belly with a rusty razor”—to the downright gorgeous: “We could be the first few grains in a brand new beach of sand.” The between-tracks narrator of the adventure is The Mole’s frequent partner-in-rhyme, Demune, last heard on the pair’s Attack of the Zombie King album. Demune’s delivery—as the funky Crypt Keeper or the Vincent Price of hip hop—is perfect. Other Hawai’i-based superstar guests range from indie rockers Hinterlander and Will the Moore to hip-hoppers Terms None and Tyconichi to Japanese multi-media artist Ayaka Umeda. “This Is What Happens When My Thoughts Get Ahead Of Me” is the awesome lead single with Terms, also available in fine remixed form on the Motion Recordings website (www.motionrecordings.com). Its rapid-fire stream-of-consciousness lays in stark contrast to a track like “Barren Hills,” which places a simple harmonica loop and work song feel beneath lyrics adapted from a girl’s lonely journal entry. It is contrasts like this with which the album brings to light the diversity of the human mind. One of the most brilliant moments of the album is “The Day Everything Changed,” an atmospheric mini-epic about the day that humans begin to fly. Featuring a lovely guest spot by Chilean rapper dadaLU and a superb “live” news brief by Tang Li Wheebs, the track is really funny but also strangely touching. As you listen, you believe the “sudden shift in human consciousness” that the Mole foresees is truly close. The track manages to pick your whole heart up and make you feel lighter, as if you’re about to join the floating rappers despite your gravity, too. Clearly, the “adventure” theme he’s chosen is fun and creative (plus you often get cooler options than the “Choose Your Own Adventure” books ever offered—as you toss and turn on a cot, for example, your choices are to “sleep on your back” or to “sleep on your side”) but the true pulse beneath Whirlwind World is—the vein connecting its tracks—is much deeper... Almost all the lyrics find The Mole aching to find light at the end of the tunnel, peace of heart in the chaos of life, hope in dark times, and company in isolation. Maybe that’s why “The Day Everything Changed” is so memorable—it’s the moment where the shiny world he dreams of materializes. Whirlwind World closes with “Every Dream Is Born In Chaos,” an instrumental that could soundtrack either a sad machine plodding on after life on the planet has ceased, or the sound of a new world being built. That’s where the choice in this “Choose Your Own Adventure” really lays: in choosing our next reality. And as far as choosing our own listening experience goes, it’s a rare album that can be heard as either a fun sci-fi/fantasy flick or a real journey through the dark night of the soul, depending on your mood. Whirlwind World manages to be timely and ahead of its time all at once. —Motion Recordings 2004 MTW
ARTS&ENTERTAINMENT
BY SHAUNNA KEOUGH
Two Dark and Handsome Guys Kilohana really does their homework
E E V I V E L I V L I L SIIC C C S U I U S MU M M
13 Thurs 1/
“We’re always having a good time,” says It’s Thursday night and I’m sitting on Oana with a comfortable grin. “Even when the breezy patio at Bocalino’s in Kihei, nobody’s here, we’re having a great time. Just anxiously waiting and ready for the good foolin’ around, ya know?” times to begin. Problem is it appears that Soon enough bodies were swaying and girls I’m the only one in the place, aside from were dancing to Kilohana’s smooth and polthe couple necking in the corner and the ished songs. Their musical influences were frisky cocktail waitress who’s giving me obvious by their covers the lowdown on the of Stevie Wonder, happening nights Marvin Gaye and Earth, around the island. Now playing every Thursday, 10 p.m. to Wind and Fire. Oana Just as what close at Bocalino. No cover. Call 874-9299. and Varde handled one appears to be tumbar-goer’s Frank Sinatra request of “Fly Me to bleweed rolls across the floor, two dark the Moon” with ease—just don’t ask him to play and handsome men strut through with any Nat King Cole. instruments in tow. Things are suddenly The highlight of Kilohana’s set was the looking up. The men are Merv Oana and Maroon 5 cover of “This Love,” sounding fuller Dave Varde, members of the Hawaiian and smoother than the original. Apparently, the duo Kilohana. They’ve been playing gigs bartenders at LuLu’s enjoyed it as well. When and events around Maui for nearly seven Oana played his usual Saturday night set at the years now. This impressive longevity in bar, they were begging him to learn more tracks. the Maui scene is evident by their cool and These guys do their homework and it is confident demeanor, both onstage and off. apparent in the full arrangements of their Although the duo began playing to songs. Kilohana sound as if there’s an entire candlelit tables this particular evening, band jammin’ in the background. The original Oana and Varde were joking around on group was a trio, with Oana being the one susstage between songs, keeping things light taining member over the years. and easy.
Kilohana
The music-making process has always consisted of Oana creating all of the tracks at home on the bass and drums, resulting in a laptop full of 600 dance tracks, ballads, Hawaiian songs and a lot of mellow stuff. Oana and Varde have been playing luaus and gigs around the island for so long, it is their versatility and awareness to crowd response that has kept them working. “We can do almost everything,” says Oana with a sly look in his eye. “We try to fit the bill but, of course, we play what we want to play! We cover stuff we grew up on so there is always good music to play. If someone over there wants to hear a Hawaiian song, I can do it at the drop of a hat.” Oana told me that Kilohana will be going into the studio soon to record Hawaiian music with a different take on it, but he didn’t want to disclose anything further. Music is life for the local duo and they are very fortunate, never taking it for granted. “I just love playing all types of music,” says Oana. “It keeps me fresh. I’ve got to think a lot and I like that.” The he looks around the place, pausing for a moment on the stage full of instruments. “It’s the challenge of not being in a little box. We’re outside of the box.” MTW
Fri 1/14 Sat 1/15 Sun 1/16 7 Mon 1/1 8 Tues 1/1 9 Wed 1/1
S CH RPUP CRUNN O COVE KE BOX OPEN JU S ROBERT KENNYRIENDS &F THE HALE & BAND A V A HOT LNO COVER X NITE! JUKE BO X NITE! JUKE BO OORE JOHN M CT E J O PR
HAPPY HOUR DAILY 3pm - 6pm 2411 S. Kihei Rd. 879-0602
VOTED BEST SPORTS BAR ON MAUI!
“Just foolin’ around” island-style
LETTERS
NEWS
COVER STORY
SURF
DINING
DAY&NIGHT
A&E
FILM
DA KINE CALENDAR
THE GRID
CLASSIFIEDS
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
JANUARY 13, 2005
25
thursday
01/13
BADA BING
friday 01/14
saturday01/15 sunday01/16
monday01/17 – wednesday01/19
Pono Players, Comedy Improv $15, 8pm
1945 S Kihei Road, Kihei - 875-0188
BLUE LAGOON
TUE - Carroll Brothers, No cover, 7-10pm
658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-8141
BOCALINO
Kilohana No cover, 10pm
Mark Epstein 10pm
Gina Martinelli Band $5, 10pm
CASANOVA
Progressive Thursdays $5, 8pm
Space Ibiza w/DJs Ray & Sal $10, 10pm
Kama’aina Saturday 9:45pm
1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299
1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
DJ Shark In The Water No cover, 9pm
MON - Mark Epstein & Friends, Blues & Jazz, 10pm; TUE - Jay Molina & Gilbert Emata, 10pm; WED - Soul Concept w/Curtis Williams, 10pm, No cover WED - Ladies’ Night, $5, 9:45pm
CHARLEY’S
Wed - Sunn Lounge w/DJs Sal, Lucky & Kev, $5, 9pm-1:30am
142 Hana Hwy, Paia - 579-9453
COMPADRES BAR & GRILL Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189
DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS
Louis Hayes & The Cannonball Adderly Legacy Band - Thursday (tonight!). Jazz drummer Louis Hayes has been generating an impressive range of dynamic expression since his association with the great jazz bands of the 1950s and 1960s and he’s still one of the swinging-est stickman in modern jazz. This current line-up harkens back to Julian Edwin "Cannonball" Adderly, one of the progenitors of the swinging, rhythmically robust style of music that became known as hard-bop. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. CeCe Peniston - Friday. CeCe’s first single ever released in 1991, “Finally” immediately thrust her into the music industry world-wide and CeCe has continued with success ever since. Tickets: $12 advance, $15 door. 9:30 p.m. Paradice Bluz, 744 Front St.
Lahaina, 667-5299. Warren Miller’s Impact - Friday. Snow comes to Maui! Jeep and Warren Miller present the latest release in extreme snow-sports films. Travel the globe to discover the steepest slopes and the skier and snowboarders who are brave enough and skillful enough to traverse them. Tickets $12. Sports Expo at 5:30 p.m, Show at 7:30 p.m, Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Kathy Collins with Willie K in “Tita Out... One Mo'Time” - Friday-Saturday. Part of the Talk Story Series, local actress and radio DJ Kathy Collins returns with her alter ego “Tita” and special guest Willie K. Enjoy an evening of humor, storytelling and song— local style. Spooky stories, Hawaiian legends, Willie K's amazing musical artistry, all laced with "plenny pidgin" and lots of laughs. Chicken skin, garans-ballbarans! Tickets: $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio
BENEFIT FOR TSUNAMI RELIEF Hardrock Cafe Friday, January 21st, 2005
Crazyfingers Nuffsedd Gomega 9-close • $10/door • 21 & over all proceeds go to Red Cross PA provided by Crazyfingers / Backline provided by Village Audio
26
JANUARY 13, 2005
DA KINE CALENDAR
Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.
TICKETS ON SALE
Pilobolus - Jan 20. The freshest combination of performance art to crawl, leap, roll, ripple, glide or morph its way across the stage, Pilobolus is a dance company of international influence, acclaimed for a perfect mix of humor and invention. “Exuberant physicality” is their hallmark, as the dancers bend and twist, pose and shape themselves into forms that are at once thoughtful and awe-inspiring living human sculpture. Combining dance, acrobatics, theater and mime. Tickets: $28-$18-$10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Ooklah the Moc - Jan 21-22. Roots Dub Reggae music from O`ahu returning to Maui with two sets per night. Tickets: $15. Fri, 10 p.m. and 1 a.m.; Sat, 6 p.m. (all ages show) and 10 p.m. Hapa’s, 41 E. Lipoa St. Kihei, 879-9001. Halau O Kekuhi & Tau Dance Theater in Hanau Ka Moku - Jan 22. The program tells a story of the birth of a new island off the coast of a Hawaii called Kama‘ehu: Mountain child of Haumea earth and Kanaloa sea. Kumu Hula Pualani Kanaka‘ole Kanahele and Nalani Kanaka`ole joined forces with PeterRockford Espirit for this inspired production. Tickets: $38-$25-$10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 2427469. An Acoustic Evening with Lisa Loeb - Jan 23. A contemporary singer/songwriter who positively rivets audiences with her characteristic blend of melodic, intimate songs, sharpened with a rock edge. One of the most-respected female musicians of her generation, she was the first unsigned artist to reach Billboard's No. 1 spot with her smash gold single "Stay (I Missed You)." She’s also known for her hit "And I Do" as well as her role at the forefront of the ground-breaking Lilith Fair. Special guest: Maui’s own Gail Swanson! Tickets: $28. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Jake Shimabukuro - Jan 28-30. Jake Shimabukuro pushes the boundaries of the ‘ukulele into previously undiscovered territory with a mind-boggling exploration of music from finger twisting classics to Hawaiian favorites and jazz improvisation. He is truly a new breed of ´ukulele player, blending the sweetness of traditional Hawaiian music with the showmanship of arena rock, combining lightning fast technique with great aloha. He’s also the winner of multiple Na Hoku Hanohano awards, including Favorite Entertainer of the Year. Tickets: $28. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Lady Smith Black Mambazo: Long Walk to Freedom Tour - Feb 1. They have become cultural emissaries, bringing the soulful music of black South African mine workers to worldwide attention with concert tours, high-profile ‘command performances,’ and numerous appearances in movies, theater and TV. Their finely nuance a cappela harmonies are “like one deep, rich, resonant and proud voice” transforming serious themes into joyous and celebratory music. Tickets: $28,-$18-$10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. All That Dance - Feb 3. Maui Song and Dance, with Day Dance Company & Friends, present an exhilarating evening of live dance and song. Kimberly Day’s
uniquely hot and humorous jazz choreography made her a favorite in Los Angeles theater and television circles. She brings a new fast-paced program of works set to music ranging from Chicago and Cabaret to Magic Carpet Ride. Guest choreographers and dancers expand the evening’s experience with HipHop from Joel Suarez, Lyrical Dance by Jamie Woodbury, Rumba by Dennis and Jennifer Goss, Tap by Jill Okura, Dance. Tickets: $20. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Ahn Trio - Feb 4. Korean sisters Angella, Maria & Lucia Ahn comprise an intriguing piano-violin-cello ensemble. From their first TV appearance in Korea to their current “AhnPlugged” World Tour, they have entertained and emboldened the classical audience, reaching out to new audiences with a repertoire ranging from Haydn and Beethoven to John Zorn, Astor Piazolla and The Doors. Tickets: $28-$10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Judy’s Gang in "It’s All In The Name!" - Feb 5. An evening of tap and jazz dance with a "name" theme. Join the fun with 130 dancers, ages 3 to 84. Tickets: $11 adults, $10 seniors and students. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Keali‘i Reichel: Kukahi 2005 - Feb 11-12. Keali‘i Reichel spreads his message of the living culture of Hawaii`i to the world. His halau is known throughout the islands, on the Mainland and in Japan, and his collections of Hawaiian traditional and contemporary music have insured his place in Hawaiian music history by critical and popular acclaim. Tickets: $38-$30$10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Les Yeux Noirs - Feb 17. Les Yeux Noirs (pronounced lays yuh nwahr, which means “The Black Eyes”) takes its name from a Russian gypsy tune of the 1930s— perfect for a French sextet with a musical meld of klezmer, Eastern European gypsy, North African melodies and French gypsy jazz! The exuberant combination of traditional and original songs of travel, love, lament and celebration persuades the listener to break free from the burdens of life. Tickets: $25-$18-$10, 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Rennie Harris’s Pure Movement - Feb 18. Rennie Harris founded Pure Movement based on the belief that hip-hop encompasses diverse and rich AfricanAmerican traditions, carried forward by a new generation through the ever-evolving interpretation of dance. With its roots in the inner-city African-American and Latino communities, Hip-Hop expresses universal themes that extend beyond racial, religious and economic boundaries. Tickets: $28-$18-$10, 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC 242-7469. St. Petersburg String Quartet with Paul GalbraIth. Mar. 3. - The St. Petersburg String Quartet has built a reputation of worldwide proportions. Audiences from Toronto to Tokyo, from Lithuania to London consistently give the Quartet standing ovations and great critical acclaim. Phenomenal world-renowned guitarist Paul Galbraith joins the quartet for this program, which includes: Boccherin’s Fandango for Guitar and Strings; Dvorak String Quartet No.10; Castelnuovo’s Tedesco Quintet for Guitar and Strings; and Bach guitar solos. Tickets: $28-$10, 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW Airto Moreira and Flora Purim with Kenny Endo Mar 11. Latin/Jazz great Airto Moreira (voted #1 percussionist in the world 23 times in 30 years; played
thursday 01/13 ERIK’S SEAFOOD & SUSHI
friday01/14
saturday01/15 sunday01/16 Open Mic Night w/Mike Carroll 9pm
DJ Rainbow 10pm
843 Wainee St., Lahaina - 662-8780
HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB
Salsa Party 9pm
Ladies’ Night Out 9pm
41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001
monday01/17 – wednesday01/19
Salsa Swing Party 9pm
Flava Zone
MON - Willie K TUE - Ultra Fab w/Fat Joe, 9pm; WED - Aloha Sin Night w/DJ Fat Joe, 9pm
HARD ROCK CAFÉ
Mon - Rastafari Haile Israel w/The Kryptons, $5, 10pm
900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
HENRY’S BAR & GRILL
EL Dog No cover, 9pm
Crunch Pups No cover, 5-9pm
Evolution No cover, 9pm
Gina Martinelli No cover, 6-9pm
KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB
Da Hawaiians 6:30pm
Kenny Roberts 7:30pm
El Nino 7pm
Habanero Brothers 6:30pm
NDE $5, 10pm
Copacobana Night, $5, 10pm
Karaoke w/James 10pm
41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849
36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711
KAHULUI ALE HOUSE
355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
MON - Steve Mendoza, 7pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 7pm
DA KINECALENDAR with Weather Report, Miles Davis, Chick Corea and Mickey Hart) and six-octave range vocalist Flora Purim (Return to Forever Band, Grammy nominee, and Downbeat Magazine's “Best Female Singer”) join forces with Hawaii’s own taiko drum master Kenny Endo in a rare performance not to be missed! An unforgettable experience of sound & cultural fusion. Ticket : $35-$30-$25. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Hapa - Mar 12. Evocative island sounds are created by the slack-key/vocal team of Barry Flanagan and Nathan Aweau. Barry is one of the most prolific and wellrespected composers, performers and producers in Hawaii‘i. His slack-key innovations are enriched by the vocals and compositions of Nathan, who is as adept at crafting beautiful Hawaiian music as laying down tasty jazz grooves. They will be joined by Charley Ka`upu, renowned for chanting, to provide another summit on
a truly magical Maui evening. Tickets: $35, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Youth Symphony - Mar 13. In Celebration of Hawaii’s Youth Symphony, 40th Anniversary Season More than 90 inspiring student musicians take the stage. The performance features exciting premier pieces Maestro Henry Miyamura will conduct Youth Symphony I, the most advanced of HYSA’s seven orchestras. Free. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Robert Pollock - Mar 17. This performance will be the centerpiece of the annual Ebb & Flow Arts festival; this year entitled "North South East West." Featured ensemble musicians will be Scott Anderson, clarinet; Ignace Jang, violin; and Robert Pollock, piano, along with special guest artists. The program includes recent works by distinguished composers from Japan, Europe, the United States and Latin America, including the premiere of one multi-media work. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Dianne Reeves - April 10. Dianne Reeves is an empress in the jazz world, with expansive range, impeccable pitch and evocative compositions. The simmering effect Dianne brings to a song has earned her many plaudits and special appearances, ranging from HBO to the Olympics as well as the major jazz festivals and the LA Philharmonic. But Dianne says, "The most rewarding thing is to be able to continue to sing with my heart and soul. Tickets: $38-$28-$20. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW.
EVENTs
Oil On Ice - Sat, 6:30 p.m. at the Kaunoa Senior Center in Spreckelsville; Sun, 6 p.m. at The Cameron Center in Kahului, 95 Mahalani St.; Mon, 7 p.m. at Maui Community College, Room 103 Kalama Building. An and illuminating piece of filmmaking that gives viewers a visual reference to understand the issues surrounding the debate to exploit pristine wilderness in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge for petroleum. Free. For info, call 579-9442.
HRC MAUI 900 Front St., Lahaina Info: 808.667.7400
FRIDAYS IN DECEMBER
SATURDAY, JANUARY 15 Achieve Longer and Healthier Life - Sat, 4 p.m. at
Booty Shake Fridays with DJs John Scott & Element “All the Hits-Top 40 R&B”
MARTY DREAD with
$3 Red Stripes
WEST MAUI
BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cafe O’Lei - Steve Sargenti, Tue-Fri 5:30-9 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. Cheeseburger in Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Thu & Mon The Whale Shark Erik Pietsch. 7 p.m. Howard Ahia Fri-Sun, 6:30 - Close. Hau Phat, Wed. 7 - 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thur, Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien, Tue; E rnest Puaa, Sun-Wed; Brian Haia, Mon. All sets from 6-9 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474. Hula Grill - Kawika Lum , Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Thur; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; Ernest Pua’a Kawika Lum and, Sat; Kawika Lum Ryan Tanaka & Friends. Sun. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building
SOUTH MAUI
Bada Bing - Hilarious improv comedy with The Pono Players. Dinner & Show, $35. Seating 5:30-7 pm 1945 S. Kihei Rd. in Kihei 875-0188. Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo Sat Braddah Frances and friends 6:30 p.m. Sun Terri Garrison 4 - 6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844. Capische? – Mark Johnston; Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo Su, Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon.; all sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi,
Frankie Sez... This week on ‘North Shore’
Line of the Week
$5 COVER
HAPPY HOUR! 3-6pm & 10pm-12am EXCEPT SPECIAL EVENTS h a r d r o c k . c o m
COVER STORY
DINNER MUSIC
By Kellie R. Holliday
MONDAY NIGHT REGGAE
NEWS
SUNDAY, JANUARY 16 Maui's Only Baby Boomer Group - 4:30 p.m. in Pukalani. These informal meetings are for anyone born approx. 1945-1955. All meetings include topical discussion, potluck and social networking. Cultural diversity is encouraged. For info, call 573-5313.
P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Acoustic Music with Mike Fri-Sat only 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 6670787. Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, Thu, 4-6 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri - Sat, 2:30 -5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building J, Kaanapali, 661-4495. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu; 6-9pm; Greg Di Piazza, Wed 6-9 pm., 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Live music (grand piano) 6-9 p.m., Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Joel Gold, Wed; Thu, Darrin Lenett, Fri. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon,Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.
Chris is hosting a diving adventure for guests, which goes fine until one of them comes up too quick. Turns out he’ll be fine, except someone else gets left at sea. Wasn’t that a recent movie? So the Grand Waimea gets slammed with both a lawsuit and a 2.5 rating on its new restaurant. On the plus side, things are looking good for Alex on Day 46. Tessa meets the family at Frankie’s family reunion, only to find that she stole his cousin’s wallet. Luckily Frankie’s mom likes her and helps her out. Then Jason finds out that Vincent is still dealing drugs and that he’s going down. So he takes off in the truck and gets arrested. That’s when Chris realizes the lawsuit is a set-up, then goes “somewhere quiet” with Alex. Jason uses his one phone call to talk to Nicole, but she’s sleeping with Tommy.
$5 COVER
LETTERS
the Maui Okinawa Cultural Center, 688 Nukuwai Place, Wailuku. Find out how the world's longest-lived people achieve everlasting health and how you can too. Guest speaker, Bradley Willcox, M.D., M.S, is the principal investigator of the “Okinawa Centenarian Study. A sampling of food from the Okinawa Diet will be available. For info, call 871.6230 ext 15.
SURF
“If your ego was on the menu, they wouldn’t list the price.” -Nicole to Tommy
DINING
DAY&NIGHT
A&E
FILM
DA KINE CALENDAR
THE GRID
CLASSIFIEDS
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
JANUARY 13, 2005
27
thursday01/13
friday01/14
saturday01/15 sunday01/16
monday01/17 – wednesday01/19
The Carroll Brothers 10pm-12 am
KIMO’S
845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
Karaoke 9:30pm
Karaoke 9:30pm
LIFE’S A BEACH
Latin Night w/DJ Nexus No cover, 9pm
Don Lopez & Vince Esquire 9pm
Rocket Show No cover, 9pm
Free Karaoke No cover, 9pm
MON - Open Jam w/Adam, 9pm; TUE - Crunch Pups, No cover, 9pm; WED - Guys’ Night Out, 9pm
LOBBY LOUNGE
Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm
Clay Mortensen & George Tavoularis, 8:30-11:30pm
Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm
Pam Peterson & Rudy Baria, 8:30-11:30pm
MON - Tiffany Lee & Josh, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Clay Mortensen & Gilbert Emata, 8:30-11:30pm, No cover
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010
Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000
LOBSTER COVE
No Entertainment
LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288 LONGHI’S Shops at Wailea - 891-8883
No Entertainment
100 Ike Dr., Wailea - 879-7677
DA KINECALENDAR 879-2224. Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon -Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Fri ,Tue, Wailea Nights, , dinner and show. 8- 10p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7-10 p.m., Mon Gypsy Pacific 8-10 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music 6 -9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sunset happy hour $3 special's. Live entertainment Sun, Tue, Thu Tony & Peter. Wed & Fri Trevor Jones 4-6pm. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.
Late Night Specials 10pm to 1am – 21 & over with I.D.
50% OFF SUSHI & APPETIZERS FREE KARAOKE - DRAFT BEER SPECIALS
KIHEI, THURSDAY - SATURDAY KAPALUA, THURSDAY & FRIDAY
EARLY BIRD SPECIAL 5:30pm to 6:00pm DAILY
Kapalua 669-6286 The Shops at Kapalua
Kihei 879-0004 Near Foodland
28
JANUARY 13, 2005
DA KINE CALENDAR
Livewire Cafe - Various Artist Tue 7-10 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha. Wed, Fri Live Jazz. Sun Anik 6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.
CENTRAL MAUI
RESORT SHOWS
Mañana Garage – Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30 -9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220. Café Marc Aurel - Shimmy Nights with BellyRoll Dance Company. Two shows Fri 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku near the Iao Theatre. 2805814.
UPCOUNTRY MAUI Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz; Highway, Paia, 579-8844.
5 p.m.120 Hana
WEST MAUI
Embassy Vacation Resort – Kaanapali Beach 104 Kaanapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu & Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sat; Scott Baird & Gretchen, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon & Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.
TUESDAY, JAN. 18
Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar
Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Wed-Fri; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Brian Wittman Sun-Mon; Patrick Mayor, Tue All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, Wed,- Sun 7 p.m.- 10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei 874-8385.
Swan Court. The Blue Note Swing Orchestra, Dancing nightly to Swing.Tue,Th, Sat, 2 p.m.- 4 p.m. Spats: Weeping Banyan Lounge with nightly Live Hawaiian Contemporary Music 6:30 p.m. - 9:30 p.m. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Kapalua Bay Hotel 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-5656 The Bay Club: Jazz trio, Fri and Sat, 6-9 p.m.; solo pianist, Sun-Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Gardenia Court: contemporary Hawaiian music, Sun, 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; Lehua Lounge: Free hula show nightly 5:30-7 and contemporary Hawaiian music 7-8:30. Maui Marriott 100 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kilohana, Wed, 8-10:30 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort 5900 Honoapiilani Highway, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m. Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae, Fri-Tue, 6:15-9:45 p.m. Kapalua Indoor Amphitheater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Tues 6 p.m.- 8:30 p.m. Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. The Legend of Kaulula'au: Young Hawaiians loving their culture and willing to perpetuate an aspect of their Hawaiian culture, the art of storytelling. Every Sunday at 4 p.m. and 6:30 p.m. Tickets: $30 and $27 Kama'aina. 1-888-808-1055. Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611 "Eddie and Eddie" w/Eddie Lilikoi and Eddie Sebala, 5-9:30 nightly in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly. Sheraton Maui Hotel 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly: Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed; torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly. The Westin Maui Hotel 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Tropica: Mitch Kepa, Mon & Sat-Su; Benny Uyetake, Tue-Fri. 6-9 p.m. Tableside magic by Fortunato Tue & Thu, and Wed& Sat 7- 9p.m.
SOUTH MAUI
Four Seasons Resort Wailea 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contem-
thursday 01/13
friday01/14
Merv Oana No cover, 8pm
The Whillys No cover, 8pm
Larry Council Band No cover, 8pm
Service Industry Night, No cover, 9pm
MON - Monster Mondays, No cover; TUE - Tini Tuesdays, No cover; WED - Karaoke night w/Tyrone, No cover, 8-11pm
MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S
DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm
DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm
DJ Rock Hard Tark No cover, 9pm
DJ Rock Hard Tark No cover, 9pm
MON - DJ Mackie Mac & DJ Rock Hard; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac, & Big Zeck, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE
Wailea Nights 8pm
Wailea Nights 8 pm
Murray Throne 9pm
Celtic Tigers No cover, 7pm
MON - Gypsy Pacific, No cover, 7pm; TUE- Acoustico, No cover, 7:30 pm; WED - No Entertaiment
NEPTUNES
Stash Pocket No cover, 10pm
Gold Dawn Child No cover,10pm
John Moore Project No cover, 10pm
Adam Bowen No cover, 10pm
MON - Merv Oana, No cover, 10pm; TUE - Smooth Tuesday w/Curtis Williams, No cover, 10pm; WED - Kanoa, No cover, 10pm
Live Jazz, No Cover 9pm-12am
Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am
CeCe Peniston 9:30pm-12:30 am
Estaire Godinez & Friends 9pm
Pono Unplugged 8-11pm
MON- Manic Mondays ‘80s Night; TUE - Live Jazz, 9pm; WED - Live Blues w/Colin John & Michael Hill, $5, 9:30pm-12:30am
LULU’S
1945-H S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758
100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-2555
PACIFIC’O
505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341
PARADICE BLUZ 744 Front St. 667-5299
Estaire Godinez & Friends 9pm
saturday01/15 sunday01/16
“NO PAIN...NO STAIN”
Dr.Nat Available for private events,
OPEN 10 AM 7 DAYS TO A WEEK CLOSE
parties & weddings
Thanks to all of those who voted Island Ink the “Best Tattoo Shop” on Maui for Two Years in a Row
100 HANA HWY. PAIA 579-9461 WWW.ISLANDINKTATTOO.COM
monday01/17 – wednesday01/19
Solo/duets and with Pacificaribe Jacque’s every Monday 7-10pm No Cover (3-5 piece) playing Latin, Gypsy and Brazilian Jazz, Reggae, Contemporary Island Style or with Hot Tropical Latin/Brazilian dance band Rio Ritmo (6-9 piece) playing Salsa, Samba, Pop Latin
Call 572-9536 for booking orvisit website www.drnat.com
Custom Tattoos Pain Free Featuring:
Felix & Jaxon 12pm-10pm Daily
193 Lahainaluna, Lahaina • 667-2156
Maui's Only Rock
LETTERS
NEWS
COVER STORY
SURF
DINING
DAY&NIGHT
A&E
FILM
DA KINE CALENDAR
THE GRID
CLASSIFIEDS
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
JANUARY 13, 2005
29
thursday01/13 SANDBAR & GRILL
89 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8742
SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004
friday01/14 saturday01/15 sunday01/16
DJs Durty, & Miah No cover, 9pm
Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm
Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am
Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am
Vince Esquire $5, 8pm
Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali - 667-4727
SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd - 874-6444
2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602
Open Mic Night w/Jarod No cover, 9pm
MON - North Shore Sextet, No cover, 10pm; TUE- John Moore Project, 9pm; WED - Lawai’a, No cover, 10pm
DJ Chad Benz, No cover, 10pm-2am
MON - DJ ED V, No cover, 10pm; TUE - DJ Bad Ass Tony, No cover, 10pm
Hale & The Hot Lava Band No cover, 9pm
MON - Juke Box Nite, No cover; TUE - Jukebox Nite, No cover; WED - John Moore Project, 9pm
DJ Blast $10, 9:30pm
SPATS TRATTORIA
SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR
monday01/17 – wednesday01/19
Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380
TSUNAMI NIGHTCLUB
3850 Wailea Alanui Dr. - 875-1234
Open Jukebox 9pm
Kenny Roberts & Friends 9pm
Funky Monkey $3, 9pm
Habernero Brothers $3, 9pm
DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am
DJ Dancing, $10, 9:30pm-2am
DA KINECALENDAR porary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:307:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:3011:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:30-11:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, 5:30-9:30 Live Music Wed; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly. The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100 Caffe Ciao Restaurant. Jazz entertainment from 69 nightly. Wailea Marriott 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Hawaiian Entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace; Live music by Lono, Thu; Brado Mamalias, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat-Sun; Bobby Krueger, Mon-Wed; all sets 6-9 p.m. Wailea Sunset Luau, Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Maui Prince Hotel 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and
COME WATCH
contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m. Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m. and Mon, Wed and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.
EAST MAUI Hotel Hana-Maui Hana, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge, Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.
ART
Remains Of A Rainbow - Through Feb 20, 11 a.m.–5 p.m. at Schaefer International Gallery, MACC. Hawai`i is often called “the endangered species capital of the world.” In this nationally-acclaimed traveling exhibit, David Littschwager and Susan Middleton’s intimate photographic portraits of these endangered species invite viewers into a close-up view of their world. Free. For info, call 242-7469. Craig Mullins -Tue through Feb., 6-10 p.m at Carolyn Quan Gallery, Lahainaluna Rd. Craig Mullins, a pioneer in the digital art that is now standard in films, will show three original paintings and 25 giclee prints, along with some "digital hybrid's" that he says take advantage of the strengths of both digital and traditional art. For info, call 667-4362.
KEIKI
Two Lego Engineering Classes - Mon and Tue, through March 7, 3-4:30 p.m. at The Art School, Kapalua. Explore engineering, architecture, physics,
PLAYOFF FOOTBALL HERE!
TV’S EVERYWHERE BEER & DRINK SPECIALS HAPPY HOUR 3-6PM PENNY SAYS “THE EAGLES RULE” KANOA SAYS “RAIDERS NEXT YEAR” 30
JANUARY 13, 2005
DA KINE CALENDAR
and math using specialized Lego bricks. For keiki ages five and up. Drop-Ins welcome. For info, call 298-8921. www.play-well.org.
LECTURES
Why Whales Do That - Mon-Sat, 12:45 p.m. & 3:15 p.m. at the Ocean Science Discovery Center in Ma’alaea. Multimedia presentation focusing on intriguing behaviors of Hawaii’s humpback whales. Includes thrilling imagery, whale songs and expert commentary. Free. For info, call 249-8811. Panel Speak on GMO’s - Thu, 6 p.m at Kihei Community Center. The discussion is on “risks to our health and environment posed by genetically engineered crops.” Enjoy pupus and meet panel members, including Lorrin Pang, MD, MPH; Paul Achitoff, Earth Justice Attorney, Nancy Redfeather, Teacher & Farmer; Hector Valenzuela, Ph.D., College of Tropical Plant and Soil Science. Free. for info, call 572-5831 Public Light Pollution Lecture - Fri, 7 p.m. at MCC. Dr. Stephen Pauley, chairman of the International Dark Sky Association Photobiology and Pathology Working Group will talk about how light pollution affects our daily lives. For info, call 875-0745.
POETRY
Maui Live Poets Society - 6:30-9 p.m. in Lahaina. Open poetry readings from. For info, call 661-0517.
POLITICAL
Maui African American Heritage Foundation’s MLK Day - Mon, 9:30 a.m. at MCC Campus. Following the celebration there will be a parade at 10 a.m. to Canoe Beach for program and a pot luck lunch. For info, call 573-3255. Honoring Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. - Wed, 12 p.m. at the Maui Tropical Plantation. The Maui Democratic Century Club will be hosting this luncheon. Guest speakers will be Sandra Shawhan, Leclair Taylor and Peggy Robertson. A video of Dr. King's inspirational "I Have a Dream" speech will also be shown at the end of the event. Fee $10 for members and $15 for nonmembers. For info, call 661-8660. America’s Next 4 Years: the Citizens Speak - Wed, 6 p.m. at Maui Community College Student Lounge.
public meeting regarding the challenges America faces in the 2nd G.W. Bush administration. Program with community speakers. Sponsored by Maui Peace Action, the MCC Peace and Political Science clubs and the Hawaii Institute for Human Rights. Free. For info, call 878-8015
SPORTS
Annual Hula Bowl Maui All-Star Family Fun Runs Sat Registration 6:30 a.m. Race 8 a.m. at Maui War Memorial. The family Fun Runs will include a keiki (48 year old) half mile and mile (9-13 year old) along with both a 5k and an 8k. For info, call 874-9500. Maui Surf-N-Sand Half Marathon - Sun, 6:30 a.m. Kapalua to the historic whaling village of Lahaina. Aniticpated 1,000 runners, who will run the inaugural Maui Surf n Sand Half Marathon, Local entertainers will salute the athletes who will be walking or running the 13.1 mile course. For info, call 298-5843.
STAGE
Stand and Deliver - Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun 5 p.m. at The Iao Theatre, Wailuku. In 1982, a troublemaker marched into East LA. He was tough. He was wild. He was the new math teacher. His name was Jaime Escalante. Sponsored by Maui Academy of Performing Arts. For info, call 244-8760. Beyond Reality Strikes Back: The Return Of The Maui New Age Comedy Show - Jan 21-22. 7:30 p.m. at The Studio Maui, Haiku Market Place. An interdimensional tale that centers around the adventures of several different common Maui characters seeking the “Spiritual Life.” A comedy of mythic proportions utilizing humor, drama and visual spectacle. DJs and dancing directly following performance. $15 adults, $12 children. For info, call 575-9390.
Send your listings & photos for the Da Kine Calendar to calendar@mauitime.com or fax (808) 661-0446
TwâÄà fxÜä|vxá GET LUCKY TONIGHT! Meet Island Singles! 18+ 808-5216696. Ad# 4003 MEET HOT SINGLES Connect locally. 18+ 808-521-6696. Ad#4288
∫ Mermaid Magik ∫
∫
Satisfying the Senses...
808-269-1919 IN/OUT CALLS • 10AM-11PM-7DAYS
298-9191
in/out call
outcalls
Petite Beauty for Enchanting Titillating Touch
269-0814
CALL COSTS $1.99/MIN. MUST BE 18+
Maui Time Weekly!
268-8555
CHARGE IT!
My Secret Garden
GOOD GUY
NEW TO MAUI
SM, 44, 5'7",160lbs, athletic, Love music, dancing, movies, cars, comfortable evenings at home. Seeking SF for dating, possible long term relationship. 483632
SBM 46, N/S, 5'10", honest, originally from NY, ISO attractive, wellmannered SF to spend time with. Show me the island. I treat you like a lady. No games. Race open. 507747
HERE I AM!
HERE COMES YOUR MAN
MEN Seeking Men
SM, 24, very outgoing, energetic and fun, likes the outdoors and a whole lot more. Seeking similar SF. Let's talk 570444
SM, 30, 6', athletic build, N/S, seeks friendship and good conversation with single woman, 2835. Want to find out more? Let's talk! 520528
BiWF, 27, employed, 5'3", 130lbs, smoker, seeks outgoing, SF to share friendship, talks and good times. 522754
A LOT TO OFFER
An unforgettable experience
always hiring
in and out call
Paradise Spice XXX Superstore Rated #1 Clean, Friendly, Best Selection, Price & Service
1.800.721.0152
To pay for our services using a check, call 1-800-252-0920
WORTH A CALL
Meet me at the Garden Gate Let’s have some fun today I’d love to play
579-6400
WOMEN Seeking Men
1.800.710.8735
TO LISTEN & RESPOND TO ADS USING A CREDIT CARD, CALL
1.900.226.0169
MEN Seeking Women
Maui Time Weekly accepts credit cards for classified and display ads
Shayla 344-3550
BOOK YOUR AD TODAY! Call 661-3786x5 by 4 pm on Monday to get your ad in
Most Preferred on Maui Women/Couples welcome
Outcalls
Precious Playmate
TO LISTEN & RESPOND TO ADS, CALL
Simply the Best!
ESCORT/SENSUAL BODYWORK
TO BECOME A MEMBER, CALL
891-0250
∫
The Art of
Tiana Ariel
to open your heart & delight your body. In/Out Call
879-3500
visit us online at www.mauitimepersonals.com
Sacred Sensual Bodywork
Delightfully Refreshing Undulating Ecstasy Loving Touch Sensuous Beauty
DIVINE TANTRA Sensual Spa Session 269-2263
Let take you away
Taste of Tantra
Pleasures in Paradise
Good-hearted guy, 44, looking for someone to enjoy all types of activities with. I enjoy dancing, movies, sports, water activities, cars-both fast and off-road, motorcycles etc. Seeking like-minded lady, 27-42. 488347
LOOKING FOR FRIENDSHIP SPM, 45, 178lbs, 6', European origin. Seeking the same or younger for friendship and fun. 242332
ISO PASSION... and romance. SWM, 34, 6', 155 lbs, brown/brown, mustache, Capricorn, N/S, likes to surf, swim, and hike. Seeking woman, 1852, N/S. 552262
text “mauitxt” to 23578
Open Daily 10:00AM to Mid (7:00PM Sun) 1010 B Lower Main St. Wailuku, HI
© 2004 g8wave
TOTALLY RELAX AND LET GO Come and experience my wonderful touch. Very sensuous, enjoyable & healing. 250-4557
SEXY AND MASCULINE Successful WM, 33, looking to meet destiny mate for great times now and hopefully forever. 468520
HOW DO YOU PLACE AN AD?? Call the FREE membership number.
•New Release DVD’s Paris Hilton, WWE Star Chyna, 100’s More
Tantric Loving Bodywork
INANNA
Sensual Island Goddess to nurture your body, mind & spirit Unconditional love from the heart in or out call
264-6325
Record a personalized voice greeting.
•Toys, Novelties, Lingerie, Gifts for Couples, Alternative Lifestyle
Answer some basic profile questions about who you are and who you're looking for.
We put the Class in Adult Shopping & the Spice in Adult Fun
Tell us what you’d like your print ad to say, or, if you choose, we’ll write one for you.
www.ParadiseSpice.com
(808) 249-2449
Choose a notification method for us to contact you about new messages and matches:
More ways to get started!
• E-mail • Text Message • Phone Call
Online - www.txt2flrt.com - enter “mauitxt” in the ID code box on the registration page
Phone - Call 1-866-312-FLRT (3578) and enter promo code “5094”
The first text message in each conversation is Free! After that, keep chatting for just 50 cents per message!
LEAVE THE REST TO US!!
For customer service call 1-617-450-8773 or email MauiTime@placepersonal.com ABBREVIATIONS: A-Asian; B-Black; C-Christian; D-Divorced; F-Female; G-Gay; H-Hispanic; J-Jewish; M-Male; N/S-Non-Smoker; P-Professional; S-Single; W-White GUIDELINES: Personals are for adults 18 or over seeking monogamous relationships. To ensure your safety, carefully screen all responses and have first meetings occur in a public place. This publication reserves the right to edit, revise, or reject any advertisement at any time at its sole discretion and assumes no responsibility for the content of or replies to any ad. Not a service of all ads have corresponding voice messages. To review our complete guidelines, call (617) 425-2636
LETTERS
NEWS
COVER STORY
SURF
DINING
DAY&NIGHT
A&E
FILM
DA KINE CALENDAR
THE GRID
CLASSIFIEDS
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
JANUARY 13, 2005
31
SPA! AVON Overstocked! New 7 person spa Start your own business for $5. Limited time. No inventory required. Call Sally CARS - DOMESTIC LOADED! Includes cover, delivery, and warranty. $2999, was $5999. 1(ind. sales rep.) @ 205-7115 today 86 DODGE CARAVAN 888-397-3529. (AAN CAN) NEWS FLASH! POLAR ICE CAPS EASY HOME BASED BUSINESS Body Parts Doors, Front End no MELTING AT ALARMING RATE! Trans. Several 2.6L Heads or START FREE. Inc.500 Listed. Learn to SCUBA Dive Today with Automated. No Selling. Recorded Everything $300, Call 280-0733 SHAKA DIVERS, Professional, Safe, Mssg. 1-877-602-4122. www.my.ws Wailuku JEWELRY • DIAMONDS Fun Lessons and Dive Tours. Torpedo (access code): likalika WATCHES • COINS AUTOMOTIVE Dives, Hydro-Optix Masks! (808) 250COLORED STONES SERVICES ANOTHER YEAR 1234 www. shakadivers.com it’s MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS SHAKA-RIFIC SAME OLD JOB? MAXIMIZE YOUR IRS TAX SURF BOARDS $250K first year potential from home. DEDUCTIONS 1-800-881-1540 ext 0079. (AAN CAN) under the new law. Help teens in cri-
AUTOMOTIVE
CLASSES & INSTRUCTION
Bubba Gump Shrimp Company
$BUY & SELL$
sis by donating vehicles, boats, property, merchandise, collectibles. D’Var Institute 1-800-338-6724. Prompt Service. (AAN CAN)
WEST MAUI GOLD 667-7689 1000 LIMAHANA PL. LAHAINA ISLAND COINS & STAMPS
WE BUY & SELL
coins, tokens, medals, stamps, paper money, Hawaiiana, sport collectibles
667- 6155
3rd floor Wharf Cinema Ctr.
COMPUTER EQUIPMENT Area 51 Computer Service www.area51maui.com On-Site Repairs & Upgrades Home Office/Networking 298-9274
ELECTRONICS
283-7725 BUY & SELL
FREE DIRECTV Up to 4 rooms free plus 3 free months of HBO + Cinemax for $36.99 per month. 1-888-777-7115. (AAN CAN)
SPORTS EQUIPMENT
MUST SELL: USED ELECTRIC
CLASSIFIEDS
3 TOW-IN BOARDS FOR SALE WHEELCHAIR New 6’ Honolua Underground $500. w/charger $600. OBO. Daniel 280- Timpone 5’10” and Timpone 5’2” $400 each. Call 283-7666 0733 Wailuku
32
CLASSIFIED
See us today for your interview!!
NOW HIRING ALL POSITIONS Apply in person • Aplique ahora 889 Front St., Lahaina
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES
ALL CASH CANDY ROUTE! Do you earn $800 in a day? Your own local candy route. Includes 30 Get Paid To Shop! Machines and Candy. All for $9,995. Mystery Shoppers Needed to Pose 1-800-807-6525. (AAN CAN) as Customers! Training Provided. FT/PT. CALL NOW!! 1-800-690-1273 $$CASH$$ (AAN CAN) Cash now for structured settlements, annuities, and insurance payouts. 800EARN $3500 WEEKLY! 794-7310. J.G. Wentworth.... JG. Answering Surveys Online! $25-$75 WENTWORTH MEANS CASH NOW Per Survey! Guaranteed Paychecks. FOR STRUCTURED SETTLEMENTS. Process E-mails Online $25.00 Per (AAN CAN) E-mail. Mystery Shoppers Earn $57.00/HourShopping!www.RealCas hPrograms.com (AAN CAN)
Looking For A Little Experience?
Is Seeking Interns. Entry level positions. High school students okay. We will train. • Must Be Bright & Adaptable • School Credit Possible
EMPLOYMENT
• Work With A Fun Team • Gain Valuable Experience
Send resume to: Jen Russo 658 Front St. #126A-7278, Lahaina HI 96761 or call 661-3786 x3#
WANTED: ACUPUNCTURISTS $$ A CASH NOW OFFER $$ & MASSAGE THERAPISTS Turn future money from lawsuit setFor expanding Wailuku Clinic to tlements, lottery awards, and annuity A COOL TRAVEL job. payments into cash now. Free Quotes Share/Rent Space-Call Effective Now hiring (18-24 positions). 1-800-815-3503 www.ppicash.com Therapies, 81 Central Ave. 242-9664 Guys/gals to work and travel entire Daniel Fowler, MAT 2765. (AAN CAN) USA. Paid training, transportation, HOST A HOME PARTY lodging furnished. Call today, start HIRE YOUR BOSS! Realistic $15K/month potential from your friends will never forget! It’s not today. 1-877-646-5050. (AAN CAN) home. Proven system for success. candles, and it’s not cookware... it’s GOVERNMENT JOBS FT/PT EXECUTIVE TRAINING TEMPTATIONS PARTIES - America’s Earn $12-$48.00/HOUR. Available INCLUDED. 1-800-359-8336 ext 5018. leading adult novelty home party!! www.temptationsparties.info (AAN CAN) with full medical/ dental benefits, and (AAN CAN) paid training on clerical, administraCASTING: tive, law enforcement, homeland Are you seriously looking... ...for a business with a realistic first TV series seeks people with painful security, wildlife, more! 1-800-320-especially danger, 9353 x2001. (AAN CAN) year potential of $150K+? Call toll- addictions free 24 hour message 1-888-657- videogames, steroids, promiscuity, plastic surgery. Also seeking troubled teens, 9689. (AAN CAN) desperate housewives and groupies. www.habitstv.com (AAN CAN)
Ad Deadline Monday 4pm To Advertise Call 661-3786 Fax Number 808.661-0446 Email classifieds@mauitime.com Website www.mauitime.com Mailing 658 Front Street #126A-7278 • Lahaina, HI Drop off 505 Front St. Ste. 216, Lahaina
JANUARY 13, 2005
WANNA HAVE FUN? WANT MORE HOURS?
$525 WEEKLY INCOME possible mailing sales letters from home. Genuine opportunity to work with our wellness company. Supplies provided. No Selling. FT/PT. Call 1708-536-7040 (24 Hours). GOVERNMENT JOBS! Wildlife/Postal $16.51 to $58.00 per hour. Full Benefits. Paid Training. Call for Application and Exam Information. No Experience Necessary. Toll Free 1888-269-6090 ext. 325
PLACING AN AD IS EASY! CALL 661-3786
CLASSIFIED LINE AD RATES 5 lines included – approx. 140 characters
Frequencies of 1-8weeks Frequencies of 9-26weeks Frequencies of 27-52weeks
$15/week* $11/week* $8/week*
Additional lines are $3 per each - bold and/or caps are $3 per line *Does not apply to Backside or Adult Services. Please call for pricing details.
GOVERNMENT JOBS Earn $12-$48.00/HOUR. Available with full medical/ dental benefits, and paid training on clerical, administrative, law enforcement, homeland security, wildlife, more! 1-800-3209353 x2001. (AAN CAN) BARTENDERS up to $1200 per week. Tips + wages. No Experience Required. Multiple FT/PT positions available. Call 1-800806-0083 ext. 202. (AAN CAN) $ MODELS WANTED $ For calendar magazine and artistic print work. Ages 18 to 35. 573-3712
MUSIC & ARTS ARTS ARTIST DEVELOPMENT: What happens when you combine a multiple Grammy winning producer with unparalleled artist development? YOU GET HEARD. (615)783-1635. www.grooveproductions.net (AAN CAN)
WE WANT NEW WRITERS: The Academy for Alternative Journalism, supported by the Association of Alternative Newsweeklies and by alternative papers like this one, seeks experienced minority journalists and students (college seniors and up) for a paid summer writing program at Northwestern University’s Medill School of Journalism, Chicago. The eight-week program (June 19 August 14, 2005) aims to recruit talented minority writers into the alternative press and train them in magazine-style feature writing. Ten participants will be chosen and paid $3,000 plus housing and travel allowances. While the program is designed to encourage minority writers to consider careers in the alternative press, candidates of any ethnicity may apply. For information visit the Web site at http://www.medill.northwestern.edu/ aaj or write for an application: Academy for Alternative Journalism, Northwestern University, Medill School of Journalism, 1845 Sheridan Road, Evanston, IL 60208. Email altacademy@northwestern.edu. Application deadline February 11, 2005. Northwestern University is an equal opportunity educator and employer. (AAN CAN)
ACTORS/ACTRESSES: ACTORS/ACTRESSES: Fantastic opportunity to meet twenty top Hollywood Casting Directors, Agents, and Managers with our “Weekend Intensives” program. Call Melissa 818-788-2075/818-939-1608. ALOHA VALUED READERS www.TheNetworkStudio.com/inten- We would like to let our readers sives.html (AAN CAN) know that we try to screen most of our ads. We read back the ad copy to *MOVIE EXTRAS* ensure that it is the correct informaEarn up to $200-$600/ day. All looks, tion that advertisers want. If you see types and ages needed. TV, music the acronym (AAN CAN) that ad is a videos, commercials, films & print. national ad and was not submitted Work with the best! “Extras on Call” directly to us. If you have a question 1-800-260-3949 ext 3001. (AAN CAN) directly concerning AAN CAN, please check out aancan.org
NOTICES
REAL ESTATE
DIVERSITY IN JOURNALISM: The Academy for Alternative FOR SALE Journalism, established by papers like this one to promote diversity in the alternative press, seeks talented journalists and students (college seniors and up) for a paid summer writing program at Northwestern University’s S.&W. MAUI CONDOS Medill School of Journalism. The from $175,000 eight-week program (June 19 W. & S. MAUI HOMES August 14, 2005) aims to recruit talfrom $375,000 ented candidates from diverse backSurf the Maui MLS Listings at grounds and train them in magazinewww.barrybrownmaui.com style feature writing. Ten participants Barry Lee Brown (R) will be chosen and paid $3,000 plus P.O. Box 11782 housing and travel allowances. For Lahaina information visit the Web site at (808) 661-1800 http://aan.org/aaj or write for an application: Academy for Alternative A portion of every commission is donated to the Surfrider Foundation of Maui Journalism, Northwestern University, Medill School of Journalism, 1845 Sheridan Road, Evanston, IL 60208. ROOMS FOR RENT Email altacademy@northwestern.edu. YOGA STUDIOApplication deadline February 11, SHARED SPACE FOR RENT 2005. Northwestern University is an equal opportunity educator and In Kihei for Yoga, Fitness, Gatherings employer. (AAN CAN) or Lectures. Call 573-4010
SHARED HOUSING, ROOMMATES ALL AREAS - ROOMMATE.COM. Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: www.Roommates.com (AAN CAN)
When you subscribe for 3 months of bi-weekly service – (A $25 value!) New customers only – offer expires 1/31/05
Some outside influence—maybe your spouse, boss or neighbor—has forced you to act contrary to your natural inclinations. They may have made an ultimatum or simply imposed subtle boundaries on your behavior over time. Anyway, this week those artificial limitations are likely to crumble, dramatically. Let them. You’re too stubborn and powerful to be walled-in by the will of another, no matter who they are. Only you can decide, ultimately, to permanently alter your conduct. Measures imposed by others are, at best, temporary. Shrug off the yoke of external threats or nitpicking, and let those who’d control you know that only compelling reasoning and rational argument—enough to sway your own mind—could possibly do the trick.
CLEAN, AFFORDABLE Accommodations in our vacation rental from $49 per day. Call Toll Free Wailuku Guesthouse 877-986-8270 or www.wailukuhouse.com
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Your once-dainty rose-colored shades have become beer goggles. Everyone imposes filters—consciously or unconsciously—on their perception of the world around them. But occasionally this escalates to the point where your observations are no longer even remotely valid, because they’re just so distorted. People count on you for your uncanny insight and keen perception of the big picture, so when you venture into the realm of outright delusion, everyone around you feels a bit lost. Do what it takes this week—even if it’s painful—to strip illusions from your sight and see, as much as possible, what’s really there.
CAMPING in Hana on organic farm
PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)
5 min. from Red Sand Beach and stores
You can overdose on equanimity, to the point where it’s more of a curse than a blessing. Your ability to accept things as they are is slightly out of control. I usually admire your ability to serenely experience extreme situations without feeling any pressing compulsion to change them. However, it’s not always appropriate—sometimes they need transformation, and the only person equipped to do so is the person who’s standing just outside of them; in this case, you. Don’t be reluctant to get your hands dirty or engage in confrontation this week. If you know in your heart that you can “fix” something (even if it’s not technically “broken”), please do so—you might be the only one who can.
Long term/short term
248-7621
SERVICES
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) I expect you to navigate this week with the metaphorical equivalents of a flag of truce in one hand and a machine gun in the other. You’re going to require both your ability to impose order on chaos, and your talent for generating pandemonium in too-structured situations. No one’s got it exactly right, neither the violently self-righteous assholes on one side, nor the well-meaning, prissy rule-makers on the other. We’d be drowning in blood or bureaucracy if either faction prevailed. So use your perversely contradictory talents wisely this week: tame the vicious and incite the faint-hearted, until they’re able to meet, and talk, somewhere in the middle.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)
SERVICES
When walking the sidewalks of Paris, you have to watch your step, lest you step in one of the ubiquitous piles of dog shit. Consequently, you can sometimes fail to notice how pretty the city is, at least above sidewalk level. You’re not in France’s capital, but you might as well be; you’re so busy avoiding stinking messes that you’re completely missing the insanely beautiful experiences you’re actually moving through. Look up, already. Accept that you’re going to step in a little shit along the way. Once you get a look at what you’ve been missing, you’ll realize wading through crap is no big deal; it is, in fact, worth it.
MAUI RECYCLING SERVICE Picks up all your glass, plastic, aluminum, tin, mixed paper, & cardboard. Home Pickup; a convenience for $16/mo! Bi-monthly pick up. Commercial accounts avail. Call Now! 244-0443
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) The world’s a fucking mess. Anyone who has eyes to see can easily be daunted by the immense trouble we’re in. There are just too many problems happening all at once, with most of them resistant to simple solutions. Apathy is a real danger, because once you realize you’re helpless, it seems like your only option is to surrender and stop caring. It’s “out of your hands.” It’s not, though. True, you’re nowhere near powerful enough to solve any of the big stuff by yourself, but there are a couple quandaries you’re uniquely qualified to see clearly (while others miss them entirely), and resolve completely. Please do so this week.
HIV COUNSELING AND TESTING If you feel that you have been potentially exposed to HIV and would like Free, Confidential and Anonymous testing call the Maui AIDS Foundation at 242-4900. It is important to know your HIV status so that you do not unknowingly pass the virus to others, also early detection is vital to your health and treatment. The Maui AIDS Foundation now offers Drop-In HIV Counseling and Testing (No appointment necessary) Drop in hours are Mon.-Fri. 8:30am to 4:30pm, Wed. 8:30am to 7pm 1935 Main Street, Wailuku For more information on HIV/AIDS, STD’s including Viral Hepatitis and HIV Counseling and Testing call the Maui AIDS Foundation at 242-4900. In Hana call 248-7801, Lanai 5656722, and Molokai 553-9086.
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) You’ve got this idea that you’re limited by things you learned as a child, or that society subtly hard-wired into your brain. Re-writing that shit isn’t all that difficult; the challenge is actually coming around to the decision that a major edit is necessary. It’s scary to decide that a marriage doesn’t have to include sex to be viable and worthwhile, or that you don’t need a regular job to survive, or that raising your children with more than one other adult is a good idea. However, I think some of the “radical” ideas you’re considering could improve (and yes, complicate) your life considerably. You can’t put off your commitment to them forever. This week, decide, one way or the other, if you’re going to rewrite what you’ve been taught, or stick with that lesson for good or ill.
LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Your usual strategy to deter predators and competition—roar and brandish teeth and claws—isn’t likely to work this week. Your current adversaries know that you generally never have to back up your aggressive songand-dance with actual action. In other words, they’re not going to be scared off, and you’re not in a position to actually rip them open, so a new tactic is called for. Think of the pufferfish, which, when in danger, rapidly inflates itself with water until it’s many times its usual size. In other words, when you’re threatened this week, don’t respond with threats of your own; simply make yourself too big for anyone to get their teeth around.
VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) January’s persistent gloom is depressing, I know. The lack of sunlight is a bit grueling, and can make you feel basically lackluster and unlovable. Screw vim, vigor or enthusiasm; just getting the job done is a huge accomplishment at the moment. Besides, everyone around you is more or less in the same boat, so no one’s going to notice your low-level misery. Go ahead and be glum. Just don’t fall into the trap Virgos are notorious for: beating yourself up about it. Being blah is part of the winter cycle. Please don’t make it worse by feeling shitty about feeling shitty.
LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) You’re as prickly as a cactus this week, but so what? Most people find cacti cute, even lovable—provided they’re not surprised by a painful puncture. If they’re properly made aware of your barbed state, they’ll still be quite pleased to have you around. They might even admire your self-containment and resourcefulness. The worse thing you could do this week is succumb to your deeply-ingrained habits, and pretend to be as cheerful and sociable as ever. That’s dangerous bullshit. People don’t need you to be perky and happy all the time. Be real. You’ll see that people appreciate that more than a good mood.
A public health message provided by The Maui AIDS Foundation.
Maui Lawn Works
If not now, when?
FREE Recycling Bins – And No Sign-up Fee!
BY CAERIEL CRESTIN
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)
VACATION RENTALS
Maui Recycling Service CURBSIDE RECYCLING!
SIGNLANGUAGE
SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Technology is changing human existence. Just knowing what time it is, all the time, or being able to contact people instantly, makes us dramatically different from humans of a few centuries ago. Too much of this “revolution” happens by default, unfortunately, without much conscious decision-making. Stuff’s made, marketed, and embraced without consideration of how it’ll change us, until it’s too late. It may sound stupid, but think about it: What’s your palm device doing to you? Is your iPod actually as necessary as you think it is? Examine the technology you use—from elevators to gadgets to automobiles—and make sure it’s actually making your life better, in the short- and long-term. Some of it just plain isn’t. Get rid of it.
“we do all the work . . . so you can enjoy your yard”
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) You’re a gobstopper in the midst of a major sucking session. Your colors and flavors are changing rapidly, thanks to powerful external forces. I admire your versatility and flexibility, but I’m also worried that things might get out of control. So far these are just outer layers—different hats you’re capable of wearing, so to speak. But this much erosion, left unchecked, could affect your core, too. Make sure, while you’re experimenting, that you have an out—a safety line or two—or you could wind up in the belly of a beast much bigger than you are.
Jason Meyer
244-0443 • www.mauirecycles.com
573-1920
CAERIEL@YAHOO.COM
LETTERS
NEWS
COVER STORY
SURF
DINING
DAY&NIGHT
A&E
FILM
DA KINE CALENDAR
THE GRID
CLASSIFIEDS
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
JANUARY 13, 2005
33
HOLOHOLOGIRL
BY SAMANTHA CAMPOS
Finding your perfect match is easier than making your bed.
Bar Pickup-ology Nobody said bars were the ideal places to meet your mate. But it is awfully fun to watch as the herds flirt and fumble their way into love and romance. Or, as is more often the case, into dysfunctional relationships of catastrophic proportions. I know, I’m twisted. But, in my many days and nights of “research,” I have experienced the best and worst in bar pick-up methods. Here are some of the most common.
34
JANUARY 13, 2005
CLASSIFIED
© 2004 TPI GROUP
“Can I buy you a drink?” is a generous and friendly standby but tends to set up a whole new set of bar pick-up protocol. If you ask the bartender to relay the message but then I say no, you’re up against a wall. If I accept, am I obligated to come over and say hi? Or can I get away with a sincere thank you and resume my mad flirting elsewhere? This one always makes me so nervous that I end up forcing my benefactor to do a Mind Eraser with me just to see if he runs away with his tail between his legs. “What’s your name?” or “Where are you from?” as the first words out of your mouth somehow seem a bit too invasive. My first instinct is to make something up in response. Color me paranoid but I don’t know if you’re stalker material yet. “Do you live here?” Usually asked by eager visitors or boastful residents, this line is just too common, mundane and uninteresting. It always seems to come off as a bit condescending. And again, a yes-or-no question doesn’t necessarily facilitate conversation. Compliments are nice, if they’re sincere and not breast-related. But even then, they can be a little risky. “You’re beautiful” or “You have nice hair/eyes/gold-capped teeth” works fine unless you’re visibly inebriated, drooling or staring a little too long. Then you’re just creepy. “Can I bum a smoke?” Hmm… Okay, so you smoke, you’re selfish and a moocher, as well as carcinogenic. Bad. On the other hand, maybe this is your one vice and it’s better to tell me up front about it instead of me finding out later you’re an obsessive-compulsive pill popper with a serious Oedipal complex. Perfect! Call me! Humor. Generally, if you can make someone laugh within the first 30 seconds of meeting her/him—and it’s not AT you—you’re in. But if you’re suddenly on fire with too many knockknock jokes, it can make a body want to look for the nearest extinguisher. “What kind of trouble are you getting into tonight?” This was a pick-up line that a former boyfriend admitted to using with great success. It was creative and indeed, it worked— at least it did on me. It showed he was confident, playful and saw me as adventurous and sexy. Subsequently, it also led to a fair amount of law breaking in my quest to constantly live up to his hopeful inquiry. Oh, the pressure! The Walk Away. Another boyfriend of mine used a less direct, more challenging approach. His tactic was to engage a girl in conversation, flirting a little, then flirting a lot, and then leaving abruptly. Naturally, it worked on me—I was intrigued. He said “the walk away” ropes in the ladies every time. He was a cocky bastard, but he was right. Leaving just a little mystery in your initial contact is a smart investment for at least some sort of future relations. Aw, yeah... The Surprise Hit. This is when you say something so off-the-wall that you catch your recipient off guard and they simply have to talk to you, if only out of sheer curiosity. At least, this was my friend’s reasoning when he tried to use the “If you were a screen door, I’d slam you all night” line with some girl at a bar in California. He barely escaped with his life. Honesty Really Only Works for the First 10 Seconds. One night when I happened to have a camera next to my purse on the bar, a guy approached me. “Are you a photographer?” he asked. Feeling a little sassy and tired, I said no. There was some awkward silence for a moment. Then he smiled. “I’m sorry, I don’t know what else to say. That was my ice-breaker.” Ah, yes, the deviously strategic yet seemingly humble approach. I fell for it immediately. So I talked to him. Later he said he initially wanted to talk to me because he liked my boobs. Anyway, after all this, you might not be surprised to know my favorite approach is the simplest one. It’s the one conversation opener that shows you’re confident and mature, sensitive and direct. It’s so obvious and yet, it’s the most underused pick-up line of our time. “Hi. How are you?” Sigh. I’m swooning already. MTW
And much more fun! Call to place your ad
1-800-710-7835
Mind Body Spirit A G U I D E F O R H E A LT H Y L I V I N G
MASSAGE STUDIOCOLON THERAPY With Shelley St John RN., CHT. Other SHARED SPACE FOR RENT In Haiku, private w/shower. Call holistic therapies available. 573-0696 283-5831 THC Ministry Jesus Used Cannabis in the Holy YOGA STUDIOAnointing Oil...And You Can Too. (808) SHARED SPACE FOR RENT 961-0488 www.thc-ministry.org We In Kihei, for Yoga, Fitness, Gatherings or are Safe and we are Loved. All is Well. Lectures. call 573-4010. Mahalo Ke Akua MAUI’S HOLISTIC EVENTS BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY Maui’s most complete listing of Mind World’s most powerful anti-oxidant, Body & Spirit events. Visit www.mauiv- cancer fighting, & anti-aging Natural ision.net. New Maui Vision magazine Food. Leave a message at 808-891December/January issue Out Now! Call 1545 669-9091 SACRED BODYWORK Sex life on hold? Quality, hands-on healing touch for disSex therapist with 20+ years exp. will criminating clients. Nurturing, enjoyable, help you overcome ED, premature spiritual...a different experience. Call ejaculation, lack of desire, shyness, 572-2623. 9am-9pm fear of intimacy, communication problems. Discuss your sex & relationship THE TIME IS NOW concerns confidentially. Free initial TO MOVE YOUR BODY! phone consult. Call Dr. Bouchard today Nia Workshop BASICS Jan. 22, 1-4 pm, at 891-0952. The Studio Maui, Haiku Marketplace. Open to ALL. www.niamaui.com ADDRESS/ATTACK ANXIETY & DEPRESSION 3 Part Treatment @ Less than $150. Guaranteed Results. 808-280-3500. Alika LMT #4519 Man’s Bodyworker A pleasure to be experienced and enjoyed. Relaxation, rejuvenation, energy and much more. Call Jim at 669-1972
TAROT Astrological Mapping Ambience/Aura Cleansing Change Your Life and Experience True Happiness Call for info. or appt. Michele 874-0861
FREE BODYWORK SESSION Free 90 Minute Bodywork Session by athletic, masculine male, my place or yours, feel great guaranteed! Call Matt at 808-298-6194
ALOHA SEXUAL HEALTH & HAPPINESS
POLYAMORY PARTNERING Alternative Relationships Club: Love more than one? Support/dating group. Starts Jan. 8th 1pm 244-4103. www.worldpolyamoryassociation.com
Doctor of Human Sexuality If not now, when? 891.0952 www.sexhappiness.com
BIKRAM
YOGA KIHEI INTRODUCTORY RATE FOR KAMA’AINA
25 $ 15 $
ONE WEEK UNLIMITED
INTRODUCTORY OFFER 1st CLASS 2nd CLASS FREE
Must be used within 1 week
KUKUI MALL 808-573-4010
How to apply for the Hawaii State Use Permit Medical Marijuana Legal and Confidential 573-4220
CLASSES & INSTRUCTION Are You Looking For Guidance, Clarity & Specifics?
Move your body! Express your spirit! Free your mind!
Sharon Brooks
www.niamaui.com – 242-4343
Michael Ra Bouchard, M.A., Ph.D.
Jason L Oliver
FOR YOUR HEALTH & WELL BEING
BARBARA WILLIAMS
875-2081 MAT #7179
Relax Into The New Year! Gentle, Deep, & Effective Massage by Joe Gatto MAT#7907
Call Now 357-9335
Call for info 344-1650
PIPES
• Glass Designs • Vaporizers • Grinders • Hand Made on Maui
Alice In Hulaland 19 Baldwin Ave Paia 579-9922
www.lifebydesignonmaui.com
MASSAGE
Haiku Marketplace
$35 MASSAGE!!! Acupuncture and Facials too! 7 days a week. Blue Bamboo Chinese Medical Center, 2099 Wells St. Wailuku 2446778
PLACING AN AD IS EASY!
CHRONIC ISLAND VIBE CLOTHING
CALL
WEST SIDE MASSAGE @ Downtown Lahaina. Bring your ISLANDSPICEHAWAII.COM body back into balance. Relaxing Therapeutic. MAT #4273 661-8639
661-3786
FAX NUMBER 808.661-0446 EMAIL classifieds@mauitime.com
WEBSITE
www.mauitime.com
MAILING 658 Front Street #126A-7278 Lahaina, HI 96761
DROP OFF
505 Front St. Ste. 216, Lahaina
YOGA TEACHER
TRAINING WITH REYNA IN LAHAINA
Life Change Facilitator ©
40 DAY PROGRAM ✦ ✦ STARTS JAN. 20TH
Certified NeuroLinguistics Certified Hypnotist Certified Huna Therapist
✦ 200 HOUR CERTIFICATION ✦
You can’t change your life unless you change the way that you think!
879~0566
Blown Aboriginal PIPES MAUI Home
Full Circle Toe Rings Since 1987 14k Sterling • Unique Jewelry Oceanic Woods • Weapons • Spiritual Fetishes
TTOP ROPICAL ARTWARE / U.L.C. FLOOR WHARF CINEMA CENTER
YOGA ALLIANCE ✦ NATIONAL REGISTERED SCHOOL ✦ 669-4412 • www.yogawithreyna.com Soo Spa thing Fa c i a ls!
ng Qi Go ops sh k r o W
Chinese $New Year Special! 30 Treatments
ACROSS FROM BANYAN TREE
Mon-Fri 9am-7pm • Sat 9am-4pm • Sun by Appt.
NEWS
In Kihei
Confidential • Free Phone Consultation
MINGLES FOR SINGLES Find your soul mate: Stars Jan. 7, 7pm. 244-4103. www.mingles4singles.com
LETTERS
TO ADVERTISE Call 661-3786
Integral Bodywork Gifted Clairvoyant Intuitive Open Channel Dynamic Life Coach Workshop Leader • T.V. Appearances
AD DEADLINE MONDAY 4PM
HEALING HANDS
Nia – fitness for every Body. Erin Graue – Certified Nia Teacher
Counseling For all Sex & Intimacy Concerns
DATING CLUB:
CLUB TANTRA Weekly intermediate/advanced tantra class then intimate party. Saturdays, 7pm 244-4103. www.schooloftantra.com
MASSAGE THERAPY With Daniel Fowler, Available in Wailuku. $70 or sliding scale. Specializing in Therapeutic Lomilomi, Deep Tissue and Injury rehabilitation. MAT # 2765 Call 280-0733
CLASSIFIEDS
TANTRA CONNECTION DYNAMIC POSTURE FOR LIFE with Margaret McIntyre. 3 hour work- Ongoing Support Group: Learn & pracshop, Jan. 22, noon-3 p.m. at The Studio tice tantra in ongoing, supportive group. Maui, Haiku. Call 579-9971 for info. or Starts Jan. 14. 7pm 244-4103. www.tantraconnection.com 575-9390 to sign up.
COVER STORY
SURF
DINING
DAY&NIGHT
A&E
FILM
DA KINE CALENDAR
THE GRID
Massage Licensing Program (partime 1 year) 600hr in Wailuku ($4800) or 150hr Academics ($1200+) Call for Details. Daniel Fowler MAT#2765/MAE#1241, Effective Therapies 81 Central Ave/ PO Box 1144 Wailuku, HI 96793 242-9664 Lomilomi “Foundations” Course - 30hr - $425 Dates: Weekends Jan 15/16 and 22/23 Sat/Sun 9am-5:30pm; Weekly Thurs Day 9am-1pm or Eves Jan 13 Thurs 5:30-9:30pm. Lomilomi Intermediate Intensive Jan 17-20 Mon-Thurs 9am-5pm $425 Or Call for Our Apprenticeships Call 242-9664 Daniel Fowler, MAT 2765
CLASSIFIEDS
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
JANUARY 13, 2005
35
VIAGRA
FISHING ACTION!
Cancer, Glaucoma, HIV/AIDS Cachexia/Wasting Syndrome, Chronic Nausea Epilepsy/Seizures, Multiple Sclerosis, and Crohn’s Disease also Chronic Pain Disorders such as Chronic Neck and Back Pain If you have any of these conditions, you may qualify for Legal Medical Marijuana. We are medical doctors and we can help you obtain your permit. You will need to provide us with copies of your medical records documenting your medical history.
874-5141
Weekdays 9-5
mjmaui.com
KONA: (808) 327-1265
Boxes, packs and single cards 20-40% OFF! Island Coins & Stamps, Wharf Cinema Center, 3rd Floor, Lahaina, 667-6155
BEACH VOLLEYBALL CLASSES For Beginner & Intermediate Players. Co-eds learn beach skills, rules & technique. Aloha Volleyball Association 298-9623. Private lessons available for all ages
2099 Wells St., Wailuku
TOLL FREE 1-800-590-0133
SPORTS CARDS & MAGIC CARDS ON SALE! PREGNANT? CONSIDERING ADOPTION? Full service nationwide adoption agency specializing in matching families with birthmothers. TOLL FREE 24/7 866-921-0565. ONE TRUE GIFT ADOPTIONS www.onetruegift.com (AAN CAN)
Air Maui Helicopter Tours 2 for 1 Special! West Maui/Molokai Special. Only Air Maui offers this incredible flight! Call now for your 2 for 1 Kama’aina special or special visitor rate! Expires Dec. 31, 2004. For reservations call 877-7005
THC MINISTRY Jesus Used Cannabis in the Holy Anointing Oil...And You Can Too. (808) 961-0488 www.thc-ministry.org We are Safe and we are Loved. All is Well. Mahalo Ke Akua
WHY ARE YOU STILL SKINCARE, COSMETICS, BODY WE KNOW YOU WANT IT! Beach Road Records, serving South Maui’s music PAYING RENT? needs from 10am-9pm, Dolphin Plaza, Kihei 874-TUNE CARE, SPRAY TANNING Call For Free Info On Prequalifying To Buy Your First Home
283-2222 JOSH JERMAN ®
Realtor (s)
MAUI Kukui Mall - Kihei An Independent Member Broker
Maui Magic Tan, 910 Honoapiilani Hwy. Lahaina 662-GOLD
EXCITING NEW BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY for 2005!!!! For more information, log onto www.myincomebuilder.com/jan www.myincomebuilder.com/ashi (AAN CAN)
I’ao Acupuncture & Spa! Quality & effective Acupuncture, Herbs, Tui Na, Qi Gong & integrating skin & body rejuvenation. Call Now 808-249-8280
Sweet Life Fruit Company Gift Baskets, Fruit Baskets & Flowers Delivered on Maui or shipped worldwide. Sweet Life Fruit Co. 808-27SWEET (277-9338) or (6629338) www.mauifruitbasket.com
Models Needed Hiring models for stock projects. $50/hour. Fitness, beauty, lifestyle. All ages. Mail photo: RC Studios, PO Box 1758, Kihei, HI 96753. Just visiting? Call 874-5755. For info: www.ronchapple.com/model
visit: BornOnMaui.com
LADIES NIGHT OUT! with Curtis Williams & Hip Pocket
ULTRA FEST PRESENTS:
FLAVA TEA ZONE D4pm-close ANCE THE SEXIEST DANCE PARTY ON MAUI!
HIP HOP HOUSE R&B OLD SCHOOL IN THE MIX
891-MEXI
244-6778
Maui: (808) 667-2774
Maui’s Largest Selection of Rashguards. Da Beach House Maui, Kihei Kalama Village
Is approved in Hawaii for:
Chinese Medical Center & Spa
RATED #1
SURFBOARD RENTALS-FREE DELIVERY! 280-2580
Medical Marijuana
BLUE BAMBOO
42’ BERTRAM SPORTFISHERS
CALL (808) 661-3786 for complete details!
Domains that can make your business take off. All offers considered. Call Scott @ 541-821-1832
7 DAYS A WEEK
STOP WISHIN’ & GO FISHIN’
HIGH VISIBILITY! LOW COSTS! BACK SIDE CLASSIFIEDS WORK!
lahainarealtor.com hawaiianorganic.com hawaiianweddingphoto.com
•MASSAGE •FACIALS •ACUPUNCTURE
MAT#5293
kcab edis
35
$
VIAGRA - $2.40/dose - CIALIS available Lowest price refills Guaranteed! Call PBG we can help! Non Profit Organization Toll free: 1-866-887-7283 (AAN CAN)
All Domestic Beers & Wells 4-5pm $2 Drinks 5-6pm $3 Drinks 6-7pm $4 Drinks
CeCe Peniston
Willie K
ALOHA
SIN NIGHT! $2 DRINKS until Midnight! w/ DJ Fat Joe