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WORD FROM ROGER’S NEIGHBOR Thank you for doing so much research and caring about Roger Swanson (“The Puzzling Case of Roger Swanson,” Apr. 28, 2005). There are some parts that need to be clarified. The Board of the Kihei Kai Nani Homeowners Association has the most intelligent, kind, caring, patient people that could possible make up a board. They tried for five years and three months to help this man. Everyone around him was being punished and suffered in some way from his erratic behavior. They could not have been nicer. They went beyond the call of duty to help this person. None of the organizations that are supposed to help this type of person in the County of Maui helped him either. He fell between the cracks. Destination Maui, the management company, spent more time and hours trying to help and rehabilitate him than you could ever imagine which was not their job in the first place. It is not a condo complex’s job to monitor someone who needs help and direction. They are not a rehabilitation hospital even though they went beyond the call of duty in this case. We did like Roger and hope that somehow someone can work with him and help him out. We lived with many of our friends and family being harassed, put out and disrupted by his many shenanigans and activities constantly during the day and night. We sold our wonderful condo that we had planned to retire in—that we had put most of our life savings into—in January, 2005 because of the situation with the Swanson Family and the sad, depressing, ongoing problems, frustration, disappointment and harassment that our family and friends had been going through for the last five years. Our “paradise” had become a “sad” place for us all. We left with tears rolling down our face. -Joe and Evie Dopart, Pittsburg, California

DOESN’T CARE FOR DOWLING Legislature fiddles while Maui’s media access burns! Finally, brain dead legislators decided not to pass “Everett’s Bills” to gut Akaku—but too late to save Maui’s cutting edge media access! (“Everett’s Bills,” Mar. 3, 2005) Everett Dowling still managed to hijack Maui’s only local TV and force a hostile takeover by State education bureaucrats. All Akaku has to show for the brutal treatment is slashed operations and mounting legal fees. Maui needs pono media, not control by greedy and powerful land speculators like Dowling. Akaku is for the people and needs public support. Call the Governor to set this right! Imua! -Hugh Miliator, via email

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ehbrah@mauitime.com I read here all the time about people who’ve had their slippers and beach towels stolen, and that’s bad, but I think the bastards who stole my truck on Mother’s Day are worse. I loved that truck. It’s a 1985 red Toyota 4-runner with a black top. I called it my chariot. That truck contained my life: my Ni’ihau shell necklace, ‘70s peace belt, freaky clothes only I would wear and my purse with ID and everything else. I was using it for storage while moving between houses. I loved that truck so much, and now it’s probably chopped. I’ve shipped it across the ocean three times. I’m just a waitress who serves others for a living. It’s going to take a year of hard work, probably more, for me to replace everything. I had hoped to keep it forever, but now I guess not.

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More meat missives I’ve been to a lot of Vegetarian Society of Hawai’i lectures. I’ve seen lifelong cattle rancher Howard Lyman denounce meat eating. I’ve seen 73-year-old medical doctor William Harris attack the famed Atkins Diet for saying “good things about bad foods.” I’ve even seen actress Alicia Silverstone talk about her vegan conversion and the absurdity of drinking cow’s milk. On May 12, I saw health consultant Kerrie Saunders speak at the Cameron Center as part of the latest Vegetarian Society lecture. Though not a medical doctor, she does hold a doctorate in natural health. She works as a food and fitness consultant at the McIntyre Health Center in Port Huron, Michigan. “One of the biggest myths out there about disease is that Americans are living much longer,” Saunders, wearing a purple blouse and pants, told the 30 or so attendees. “At our clinic, when we say ‘Let’s lay off the pop,’ we literally have people say,

Cruise Control Vessel: Serenade of the Seas Operator: Royal Caribbean International Complement: 3,360 Scheduled Maui Visit: May 20, 2005 Last Center for Disease Control Inspection: Mar. 26, 2005 Score: 96 out of 100 This 90,000-ton liner is listed as one of Royal Caribbean’s newest vessels. Her many features include a rock-climbing wall, golf simulator and something rather creepy called “The Colony Club,” which Royal Caribbean describes as “a unique British colonial-style lounge with self-leveling pool tables.” She does respectable in a CDC inspection, but suffered a few lapses those blokes in the old colonies might have found a bit underdone. For instance, inspectors found that the whirlpool spa water wasn’t being changed on a daily basis. There were “cracked and stained” coffee cups at the Thirst Quencher Station. There were “soiled” bowls and pans in the Deck 5 Room Service Pantry and Deck 4 Main Galley, respectively. But most disturbing was the “jug of bleach” inspectors found in a “dishrack of soiled glasses” at the Lido Bar. Blimey!

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Ew, who left this here? ‘What else is there to drink?’” Though interesting, Saunders’ message that a plant-based diet is far healthier than one based on beef, dairy and those tacos they sell at Jack-in-the-Box that are really tasty but made of some indeterminate meat was virtually identical to past Vegetarian Society of Hawai’i lecturers. In fact, Saunders actually poked fun at the notion that no vegetarian speaker will ever give an audience new information by talking about a 1927 experiment by a Dr. S. Sweeney that showed test subjects’ blood “spiked into the diabetic range” after a couple days on a high-fat diet. Still, the idea that eating meat exposes people to fats and cholesterol which don’t exist in plants is old news. Won’t people tune out after hearing the same message month after month? “I worry more that the experts will give differing advice,” Laurelee Blanchard, the Farm Sanctuary campaign coordinator who hosts each monthly lecture, told me after last week’s meeting. “The redundancy is probably a good thing. People need to be reminded to eat their vegetables.” Saunders did provide some new information. She sarcastically noted that the American Heart Association continues to serve chicken, meat and eggs at its annual dinners and fundraisers. “In a way,” she said, “this is like job security.” She also spoke of the disease Kwashiorkor, which is caused by eating too little protein.

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“No one knows anyone in the United States who has Kwashiorkor,” Saunders said. Yes, we Americans are well acquainted with protein—fruits and vegetables, not so much. “There are 13,000 types of legumes,” she said. “It’s hard to get bored.” Saunders also listed the reasons people get osteoporosis, one of which was “animal protein intake.” She also said, amazingly enough, that the six nations sporting the highest osteoporosis rates—the U.S. is among them—are also the top six consumers of cow’s milk. “You never hear about that in the media,” she said. At times her talk became technical, focusing on “high LDL,” “calcium absorption rates” and the “Omega 6/Omega 3” balance. But at other times she was quite earthy—especially when she gave what she called “the poop talk.” Rather than go into detail about such matters, I’ll just quote her as saying that for vegetarians, “the days of reading a novel in the bathroom should be over.” MTW

Where the Maui County Department of Liquor Control is concerned, even doing the right thing sometimes isn’t enough. The crew of the tour boat Prince Kuhio knows this only too well. During the May 5 Board of Adjudication hearing, Maui-Molokai Sea Cruises, which owns the Kuhio, got $4,500 in fines for allowing—not serving—four minors to drink alcohol during a charter cruise. “This has never happened to us before,” Chief Operating Officer Cindy Koehne told the Board. “It never occurred to me how easy it is for minors to consume on a vessel without your knowledge.” The trouble that befell the boat is more than simply semantics. During the Sept. 23, 2004 charter cruise in question, the Kuhio’s bartender carded the minors when they first tried to buy drinks. Immediately realizing they were minors, she refused them and then told the rest of the crew not to serve them. As far as the LC investigators could determine, none of the crew ever served the minors—all 17 and 18-year-old girls—during the cruise. The problem, as Koehne later said, was that “They were hell-bent on drinking on the boat.” Because the Kuhio only had one crewmember actively looking after the 60 passengers, it became fairly easy for the four minors to serve themselves. LC Director Franklyn Silva said the issue was… that we allowed them to consume,” Koehne told the Board. “It doesn’t matter if they went to the bathroom and pulled out a flask—we allowed it… We didn’t serve them. But they did get it.” The girls took advantage of the fact that no wristbands were issued to people authorized to drink. And that all drinks—hard and soft—were poured into the same type of cup. And that just one member of crew had an LC Bar/Manager card. And especially from the fact that someone had placed a couple beer kegs 10 feet away from the bar. While making her penalty case, Prosecuting Attorney Angela Hedge was as dramatic as usual—even saying at one point that the kids had been “drinking all night.” In fact, they were only on the boat from 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. But she was funny. “We’re talking about 17 and 18-year-olds,” she told the Board. “They get stupid.” MTW

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MAUICOUNTY WEDNESDAY, MAY 11 Doing pretty good today. Haven’t found an appendage in my chili and/or custard; taken the witness stand in defense of Michael Jackson; faked my own kidnapping to get out of a wedding; watched my nomination to be Ambassador to the United Nations drag on while former subordinates tell the world what a rotten boss I am; masterminded the largest corporate-pension default in U.S. history; checked myself into a South African mental hospital; or flown a light plane within three miles of the White House. But hey, the week is still young.

THURSDAY, MAY 12 I had no idea The Carlyle Group was so warm and personable! And here I thought they were just a heartless $25 billion private global equity fund that builds weapons, kisses royal Saudi ass and buys and sells companies solely for profit. But today they sent me a Thank You card! Little ol’ me! Okay, so it was Carlyle’s wholly owned subsidiary Hawaiian Telcom who sent me the card, but does that really matter? And what a card it is: “We’re your new locally based telecommunications company,” wrote Hawaiian Telcom CEO Michael S. Ruley. “We combine responsive, locally based customer service with a full range of telecommunications products and services.” Notice how he kept mentioning that the company is “locally based”? Ain’t that shrewd, considering that all the profits are actually New York-based?

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Hilo and Puna have spurred a Big Island land rush. In fact, the AP’s reviews of program transcripts show that Winfrey—who owns more than a hundred acres of Hana and Upcountry land—never specifically mentioned the Big Island. Though she did say that buying oceanfront land around here was a good idea because “God’s not making any more land in Hawai’i.” Maybe not God, but those Big Island volcanoes are doing a damn good job on their own… Doesn’t happen too often, but this week I scooped the Washington Post! In the May 12 edition of this column, I briefly touched on a British secret service memo from 2002 that showed pretty conclusively that George W. Bush was going to invade Iraq in defiance of both his public pledges to seek a peaceful solution and the non-existence of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. The Sunday Times of London broke the story weeks ago, but other than a few websites, no American paper had picked it up. Now in fairness, the Los Angeles Times also wrote about the secret memo, but that came out same day as my story, so that’s basically a tie. And it in no way diminishes the fact that I beat the mighty Washington Post. In your face Woodward and Bernstein! Take that Executive Editor Leonard Downie, Jr.!

Reporter Harry Eagar of The Maui News reported today that Maui Land and Pineapple Co. Director Richard Cameron, a member of the corporate board since 1984, has resigned. He gave the usual litany of reasons—“personal and family reasons”—but that’s not even close to the most shocking revelation in the story. No, the most amazing, incredible, astonishing thing about ML&P Director Cameron—grandson of company founder and titan J. Walter

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So George W. is in Virginia talking up the virtues of biodiesel and other alternatives to our beloved 87 Octane. Even flew out Maui’s own biodiesel pioneer Robert King for a couple quick grip-n-grin photos. Now all this I find fascinating, and not completely because Bush just seems to have noticed that there are alternatives to oil even though King has been refining diesel fuel from French fries for the last 12 years. No, I’m fascinated by this because Bush actually said that he understands how we’re all concerned about record-high gas prices which seem to have started rising within seconds of him being sworn in back in 2001. “I wish I could just wave a magic wand and lower the price at the pump,” he said, according to the AP. Who needs a magic wand? Why not just cut out all these wars in the Middle East and see if that helps? Anthony Pignataro has not written for several other publications, including The New York Times. MTW

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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD NOT THE HARDIEST OF CITIZENS Windsor, Ontario, hair stylist Waddah (Martin) Mustapha was awarded the equivalent of about US$270,000 by a court in April after he testified that he became racked with depression upon seeing a fly inside a commercial bottle of water at his salon. Presumably, damages would have been more if Mustapha had actually drunk from the bottle (or even opened it). As it was, he and his wife vomited and he required extensive psychotherapy for nightmares, loss of sense of humor, increased argumentativeness, lack of desire to shower regularly and constipation.

COMPELLING EXPLANATIONS In April, Laura and Edmund Gerstein of Boca Raton, Fla., who want to save their beloved backyard grapefruit tree from the state’s citrus canker eradication program, formally claimed immunity for the tree under a provision in the 1949 Geneva Conventions. The Gersteins pointed to a paragraph on protecting crops needed for civilians’ survival during wartime, in that, said Edmund, “As I understand it, [the U.S.] is in a state of war.” A state Department of Agriculture spokesman responded by saying, “That tree will be coming down.”

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LEGAL EAGLE In Springfield, Mass., in April, Thomas P. Budnick became the most recent man who was convicted at a trial in which he had persuaded the judge to let him act as his own lawyer, to then argue with a straight face on appeal that his conviction should be overturned because his trial lawyer was incompetent. The decision is pending.

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CUTTING-EDGE RESEARCH Gay men resemble women in their approach to reading road maps (determining directions by, for example, use of landmarks, rather than the typical heterosexual male approach of spatial reasoning), says psychobiologist Oazi Rahman of the University of East London.

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Thanh Nhat Le, 51, was arrested in Dorchester, Mass., in April, when he tried to cash a check he wrote to himself for $7,550 on his account at a Sovereign Bank. He had opened the account two weeks earlier, handing over $171 in small bills. He was certain that he had plenty of money in his account, though, because in

In January, a 69-year-old minister at Covenant Presbyterian Church in Oviedo, Fla., suffered a fatal heart attack right as he was quoting the scholar John Wesley, “And when I go to heaven....” And in April, at least 52 Hindu pilgrims drowned in India’s holy Narmada River when a power-generation dam upstream released water. MTW

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Lani Doherty Age: 12 School: Home-schooled Grade: 6th Sponsors: Plumeria/Dick Brewer Surfboards, Roxy, Dakine, Reef Footwear, Oakley, Surfco, Ballistic TV, HGA Accomplishments: 1st Place in the Ho’okipa Surf Classic for the last three years; 1st in the S-Turns Longboard and Volcom Ho’okipa in the last two years; 1st in this year’s Legend of the Bay, Menehune Mayhem and Lahaina Harbor. Hobbies: Volleyball, painting, archery, volunteering for the Special Olympics

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Tanner Hendrickson Age: 13 School: Sacred Hearts Grade: 7th Sponsors: Valley Isle Surfboards, Dakine Accomplishments: Ranked #2 in NSSA Explorer Division this year; Placed first, second and third this year in the HASA championship’s Boys 12-14 division; Ranked third in American Surf Championship’s Menehune Boys 11 and under division last year. Hobbies: According to his dad Greg, Tanner “just eats, drinks and sleeps surfing.”

Imaikalani Devault Age: 7 School: Princess Nahienaena Grade: 2nd Sponsors: Volcom, Hi-Tech, Kazuma Accomplishments: 2nd Place in the 2005 HASA Championships; 3rd Place in the 2004 Local Motion Lahaina Surf Classic, Menehune Division. Favorite Movie: Blue Horizon

Keoni Perkins Age: 12 School: Iao School Grade: 7th Sponsors: Valley Isle Surfboards, Grass Roots Surf Co. Accomplishments: Placed 2nd and 3rd in last HASA Longboard Open; Won 2nd place in the Rell Sunn contest in Makaha; Won this year’s STurns Contest for longboarding for the third year in a row; Last summer won the Kainoa McGee Bodyboarding Contest in Waikiki. Hobbies: Fishing, drums, ‘ukulele, trombone, painting, skateboarding

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Makana Eleogram Age: 12 School: Hana Grade: 6th Sponsors: Hurley, Hi-Tech Accomplishments: 2003 NSSA Hawai’i Regional, Mini-Grom Division, 1st Place. 2004 Local Motion Lahaina Surf Classic, Menehune Division, 1st Place. Favorite Movie: The Lord of the Rings trilogy

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They do it all around the islands, at Baldwin Beach Park, at Ho’okipa, at Thousand Peaks and even at Peahi. At first glance it’s a new trend, but really it’s just reviving the ancient Hawaiians’ practice of combining canoe paddling with surfing. Big wave surfers Laird Hamilton and Dave Kalama were among the first, along with Paia resident Loch Eggers. “We think the ancient Hawaiians were stand-up-paddling in their double hull Hawaiian sailing or paddling canoes,” Eggers told me. “The hulls were very deep, we think that even during wartime they stood up and paddled and they were protected from the side. Look at old pictures. On the Big Island, the have found super long paddle shafts.” I saw Eggers recently on a big day out at Ho’okipa, standing and paddling out while everyone else lay on his or her boards. He caught big waves with elegance and power. “I first thought about trying it two years ago when Laird [Hamilton] was stand-up paddling at Ho’okipa,” said Eggers, an avid waterman since early childhood. “I brushed it off at first but then started thinking again: canoe-paddling to catch waves is cool. I canoe-paddled for 25 years or so, ever since I was 12. “About a year after I had seen Laird at Ho’okipa, he was down at Baldwin Beach in front of Dave Kalama’s father’s house and I gave it a try. It was the most challenging thing I have done in the water, to learn a new ocean sport in a super long time. I have always been connected to the ocean, growing up here, but it took all my ocean ability to just stand up and get going and I fell down on my face about seven or eight times within the first 15 minutes. You know, in some ways it was funny and I kept trying. It took me about a week to be able to start surfing and having a fun time, but by then I was hooked.” You can see Eggers out there on any good day. Every time I see him, I wonder how difficult it is for him to balance on the board while paddling. “Stand-up-paddling really is a physical cross training for other sports,” Eggers said. “It’s one of the best cross training physical workouts. Let’s say you are a world champion windsurfer and you want to cross train, you just jump up on board and do stand up paddling. It takes it all down to basics and it’s just like learning to surf all over again.” Sounds great. I told him I’ve thought about giving it a try. I’ve windsurfed and kiteboarded for a while, but I’ve never really learned how to surf. “I found that females and kids pick it up a lot quicker than us males,” he said. “Females have better balance. Males have a tendency to muscle it, females approach it more at tech and will go out and out-performance the males. We have to find our female side first and not to muscle it. Males are stubborn—maybe they have to be more ballerinas than full-on muscle head jocks when first trying it. It also teaches you a greater stand of balance in the ocean and to be a lot more sensitive to what’s going on. After so many years in the ocean it’s just a great training tool. “A lot of heavy duty water men and women are incorporating the stand-up paddling in their training,” said Eggers. “A lot of people over here now do recreational like what Laird and I do in the big waves. There are already about a hundred plus people, it’s growing, it’s a really fun thing to do. It’s challenging. I see a lot more females wanting to get in it to do it, at Launiupoko and Thousand Peaks.” Now paddle surfing isn’t cheap. After all, regular canoe paddles are too short for this kind of use. Right now, a board will run $1,000 to $1,400 and a paddle goes for $250 to $300. “Right now the sport is in a little funk due to the high price for equipment,” he said. “A very small group of us are trying to get the price down. What I would like to see is, that you can get a board and a paddle for $700 like a package deal. Unfortunately it takes more people who do it fork down the big bucks in the beginning, then the big companies will see the popularity and react, they are looking at it already. I thought it’s a novelty but it’s turning into a sport.” The big advantage to paddle surfing is obvious: you’re not level with the water surface but far above it, so you have a better view of the swell’s direction as well as the marine life. “I have gone out several times with a group and we see turtles, all sort of fish and dolphins,” Eggers said. “The last whale season was just spectacular, we saw adult waves right in front of us, stuff you don’t regularly see, in a canoe or kayak because you have, like, five-foot-six elevation to look down and around. It’s like the Charles Darwin theory of the evolution of men in paddling sports: finally you stand up!” MTW

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What Surfrider is doing about Freight Trains - By Anthony Pignataro Between the months of April and September, powerful storms begin forming off the eastern coast of New Zealand. These storms generate tremendous swell. And every once in a while, some of that swell will head north on a 4,000-mile journey past Tonga, Samoa, the Cook Islands and the Line Islands before reaching Hawai’i. Rarer still, some of that swell will then shoot the eight-mile gap between Kaho’olawe and the southern tip of Maui and race into Ma’alaea Harbor. That’s what we call Freight Trains, the fastest rideable wave in the world that Surfing has called one of the 25 best waves anywhere. For the last 30 years, Freight Trains has been threatened by the proposed expansion of the Ma’alaea Harbor breakwall. Arrayed against that breakwall—which will almost assuredly destroy the Freight Trains break—has been the Surfider Foundation’s Maui chapter. To find out how the battle against the breakwater is going, I spoke with Jan Roberson, the chairwoman of Surfrider’s Maui chapter.

or more in damage it has to be reported. Surge might be an issue, but we don’t think it’s that big. It happens only when the south swell is big, but that’s only a limited time per year. What’s normal wear and tear? We’re in the design stages of a survey right now. We want to ask people with boats in the harbor, people on the waiting list and people with trailered boats. And condo owners and recreational ocean users such as surfers and divers. We’re looking at the efficacy of the plan and the efficiency of the design. And whether people want the number of slips more than doubled, from 89 to 220. We’re also looking at NOAA records to see how often a damaging south swell comes into the harbor. We’re thinking that it’s a pretty safe harbor, but we need to see the data. We want to try and come up with empirical evidence to see how much surge damages boats. If it does, will this [breakwater] design—which dates to 1968—reduce the damage? Continued on page 14 ➤

Maui Time Weekly: What’s the latest on the proposed breakwall? Jan Roberson: A new state manager tells us that they put the [proposed] 620-foot extension of the breakwater and the additional slips on hold for 20 years, but he won’t put it in writing. If he’s not going to put it in writing, we can’t be sure if they’re back-burning Ma’alaea. We also just got a $30,000 grant from the Ford Foundation. That allows us to hire an economist and a coastal engineer, who will try to determine if surge is a problem and will [the proposed expansion] impact Freight Trains. What will they be doing exactly? The economist is reviewing the state’s Division of Boating and Ocean Recreation (DOBOR) archives. Every time a boat has an accident causing $200 PHOTO: WATERMONSTER PHOTO

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Every year they say it’s going to be this winter. A month ago the Army Corps of Engineers said they were going ahead with it. Then the state said it’s on hold, but we’re proceeding as though it’s going ahead. Besides, the Ford grant has to be spent by September. Maybe we’ll come up with what they call a “Locally Preferred Plan.” But we don’t know what it would be. Ford suggested we come up with an international harbor design contest. But we don’t know right now. What’s the Army Corps of Engineers up to?

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The Corps has video that shows wave modeling. They made a replica of Ma’alaea Harbor with a wavemaking machine in an airplane hanger. But it only showed a wave from a south swell. We want to find out if a wave in the four to six foot range is problematic. Or is a wave in the six to 10 foot range where damage would be sustained? There’s so much evidence pointing to the Army Corps of Engineers underestimating costs and overestimating their effectiveness. And that came from the Government Accounting Office. When they say they’re not going to wreck Freight Trains or even that surge is an issue, then we have to check their math and science. It seems this has gone on forever. Has anything changed in recent years? The Army Corps and DOBOR are cooperating. There’s no more stonewalling. We’re getting the information that we seek. Because we’ve been able to sit at the table, we’ve gotten to dispel notions about each of us. They invite us to events now. Ma’alaea Harbor is one of four harbors in the state that generates a profit. We understand why they want to preserve that. It’s no longer just the surfers against the boaters. We have to work together.

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Jimmy Lewis is in shape - By Inga Stracke Ever since the beginning of the Kanaha race series, more racers placing in the top three or winning a division have used JL windsurfing boards than any other. In 1982, Pascal Maka took a JL board and smashed the existing windsurfing speed record with an incredible 27.82 knots. A year later, Maui resident Fred Haywood demolished Maka’s record using another one of JL’s boards by going 30.82 knots. Eventually, windsurfer Eric Beale managed to top 40 knots using one of Lewis’ boards. Well known for his provocative and controversial ads in surf magazines worldwide—one popular ad called “Bitch Witch” features a beautiful girl wearing a painted-on bikini top—Jimmy Lewis has made himself a name as one of the best all-round board shapers. He began shaping the first kiteboards six years ago when Laird Hamilton began playing around with the sport. “The boards we made were more like oversized water-skis,” Lewis told me. “I began to make a few wakeboards for kiting, others started to take notice of the boards I was making and suddenly, it’s seemed most of the top riders in the rapidly growing sport were coming to get my wakeboards.” Lewis said he’s been making things out of foam, fiberglass and resin since 1962. He crafted first fullsized surfboard in 1968. By 1981, when he started making windsurfing boards, shaping was his only source of income. Lewis first came to Maui for surfing in 1969. He stayed just three months, but couldn’t get the island out of his head. By February 1971, he was back, this time for good. “I’ve done a bit of travelling in the past 20 to 21 years and, although there have been some nice places I’ve been to, I don’t think I could or would ever live anywhere else,” Lewis told me. “I went to Brazil several times about a year ago and I just recently went to Costa Rica. We’d go out to dinner in our shorts and t-shirts and be sweating like pigs. Here on Maui, the weather is perfect for me and, I’m sure, lots of other people. Of course the conditions here surf-wise and wind-wise make it an ideal place for a board maker because of the many opportunities to test ride the boards.” Recently, I took my JL “Dominatrix” kite/wakeboard to Surfers Paradise in Australia. There, the local top-wakeboard guru took me on a ride on the rivers. He didn’t want to believe I could go behind his boat using this board. After I proved him wrong, he eagerly asked if he could try it out. I asked Lewis what makes his boards like Dominatrix or the new Bitch Witch so special, and he smiled. “I have made the boards that some manufacturers have molded for their production line, notably Starboard and Wipika,” he said. “I also do prototypes, plugs and team boards for two of the other big manufacturers. I made the first Dominatrix shape in May of 2002. Recently some manufacturers and some shapers are coming out with a knock-off of some sort of this design. But the one thing these pretenders don’t have and never will be able to duplicate is the JL Magic.” MTW

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at the door, it’s not hard to find the arcade. It’s got half a dozen games, including Golden Tee 2002. Inside are three pool tables, a dartboard and a basketball shooting hoop. Helpfully placed adjacent to the arcade is an ATM, jukebox and a couple of those claw machines that kids use to grab candy and stuffed toys. Hanging on the walls are sports jerseys and photos—some of which are autographed. A couple windsurfing boards—complete with sails— are suspended from the ceiling. Then there are the usual neon beer signs, flashing beer signs and neon flashing beer signs. The square-shaped bar has trivia games at each corner. I saw at least one inflatable stock car dangling from the ceiling, as well as countless sheets advertising food specials, upcoming shows and contests. Oh, and there’s something like 20 television sets, which could be showing two or even three different games, unless it’s March Madness, in which case they’re all tuned to CBS. In truth, I could care less about all that stuff. As I said before, I go for the ribs. MTW

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Ale House - Wide selection of food with sports and games all around. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877–9001. $ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices, smoothies, wraps, salads or plate lunches. Organic pastries, vegetables. Open daily 8 a.m.-6 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 244-5950. $ Aloha Grill - A large assortment of burgers with veggie styles and all the extras. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893–0263. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Plus, a large variety of tapioca. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual setting featuring exceptional Thai food with plenty of crisp vegetables and fresh seafood. Lunch, dinner or take-out. 395 Dairy Road, Kahului, 893-0026. $ Biwon Restaurant - Fresh and flavorful, authentic Korean food. Open 10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $ Brooklyn Café - Delicious healthy alternative. Eat in or take out wraps, plate lunches and snacks. Finest organic whole foods used. Open Mon-Fri, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Corner of Market and Main, Wailuku, 877-4950. Café Marc Aurel - Offers an elegantly casual menu, including gourmet cheeses, dolmas, tzatziki and an extensive wine-by-the-glass list. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Open Monday through Saturday. 134 W Kamehameha Ave, Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu, with a variety of sushi. Open 11 a.m.- 2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. FriSat, 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 333 Dairy Road, Kahului, HI 96732, 877-4849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. Omelettes, burgers, salads. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Excellent service and fair prices with dishes like Kung Pao Chicken, Crispy Gau Gee Mein and Honey Walnut Prawns. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - The concept is simple. Every month, the owner and manager decide on a different “menu” of 14 entrees, of which you may select 12 to assemble in their kitchen. Sessions available WedSat. 150 Hana Highway, Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Dunes Restaurant - Adventuresome revisions of local and American breakfast, lunch and dinner favorites. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 8777461. $$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. Order a la carte or combo special with the freshest ingredients. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Gardencafe (Brigit & Bernard's) - Oasis of cozy European and fresh island fish cuisine in the midst of the industrial zone. Lunch, dinner, catering. 335 Ho'ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar Breakfast, lunch and dinner featuring modestly priced Japanese and local cuisine. Kahului Shopping Center, 871–6977. $$ Island Saimin Noodle Cafe - Island grinds, chow fun house specialty. Open breakfast, lunch; 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 34 Lono Ave, Kahului, 877-4400 International House of Pancakes - (IHOP) - Open for breakfast, specialty pancakes, sandwiches, along with lunch and dinner entrees. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Little Ceasar Pizza Station - Specialty pizzas along with salads and sandwiches. Located inside of K-mart. 424 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1566. $ Kahili - Lunch with a view, served from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy, Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Koho Grill & Bar - Comfort food in a casual setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner Open daily at 7 a.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Kaahumanu Center, 877-5588. Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. Open 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. Mon through Sat. Sushi platters available. 52 N. Market Place, Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - This place is known all over the world for its warm, tasty glazed doughnuts. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ Mama Ding’s Pasteles - This family-owned restaurant consist of a variety of breads, coconut papaya bread, apple cinnnamon, Puerto Rican sweet bread. Serving breakfast. Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 877-5796. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Try the Chicken Tortilla Epozote, vegetarian enchilada and paella. Cool, quaint bar. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Marco’s Grill Deli - A lavish and beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Maui Coffee Roasters - Ono grinds and freshly roasted coffee in a fun and casual atmosphere makes this the place to take five. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877–CUPS. $ Maui Beach Hotel - Buffet-style restaurant fea-

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turing different foods each night of the week. Features range from Shabu Shabu (tons of meat) to sushi and Japanese. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 877-0051. $$ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and island spices. 275 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Queen Kaahumanu Mall, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mercado - Latino-Mexican Market, with produce from Mexico, So. America, Tonga and New Zealand. Homemade tamales. Open Mon-Fri, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Authentic Chinese cooking and ono local grinds. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Also offers catering. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $ Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from Kitchen Sink burritos to quesadillas. Casual dining and various piñatas available. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8778707. $ Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $ Ruby’s - Walk down memory lane at this fabulous ‘50s cafe. Old time American dining morning to night. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Wailuku’s hidden secret! Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sam Sushi - A new location and with over 20 years of experience in the food industry. Catering and party trays available. Open Mon-Fri, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sat, 5-9 p.m. 1951 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku, 249-2420. $$ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites including Loco Moco and Shoyu Chicken. 97 Wakea Ave, Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Delicious sweet and savory pastries, rolls, cakes, Mauisadas and deli sandwiches. Open Mon-Thu, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Fri, 7 a.m.6:30 p.m; Sat, 7 a.m.-4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Fast food Chinese with daily specials. All entrees are served with rice or noodles. 70 E Kaaumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - “A Taste of Philadelphia” with real Philly cheesesteak, pan-fried trout, vegetarian meatloaf. Open for breakfast. 197 North Market Street, Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Specialty cakes and desserts, breads and pastries, with sandwiches, salads and soups for lunch. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. Mon-Sat. 1740 Kaahumanu Ave, Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything we’ve seen on Maui: conveyor-belt sushi! Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Maui’s famous subs since 1990. An extensive list of breakfast bagels, sub sandwiches and salads. Open Mon-Fri, 7 p.m.; Sat, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun, 7 a.m.-4 p.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779. Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, homemade corned beef, sashimi, tossed salads. Catering and banquet facility. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local style cuisine for breakfast (try their famous hotcakes!), lunch and dinner. Serving Maui since 1944. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $

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Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees, Bento boxes, noodles and fish. Featuring DJ and karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - A Hong Kong-style seafood restaurant. They have over 100 menu choices at reasonable prices. Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Lunch and dinner featuring teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with several choices of seafood. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Very affordable Chinese cuisine, counter-service, delicious noodle dishes. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, ice cream shakes, bagels, coffees, sandwiches and soups. Also a Hawaiian menu, kava kava, sushi and oxygen bars. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

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Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Affordable take-out seafood, chicken, ribs—all deep-fried tempura style or grilled. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere, extensive wine list and friendly service. Trust me—try the Tiramisu. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list at reasonable prices. Open MonSat, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s South Shore Cafe - Affordable breakfast, lunch and dinner with burgers, local plates, fresh island fish, comfort foods and deli sandwiches. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Home of the Rat Pack Bar. Pizzas, pastas and Italian specialties created with love and a little attitude. $10 wines and kids eat free on Monday and Saturday. Fuhgeddaboudit! 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Bamboo Chi - Euro, Asian and Mediterranean atmosphere—perfect for relaxing with friends. Pupus, tapas and antipasto. Live music Fri-Sat in the Wabi-Sabi Lounge. Dinner attire suggested. Open 5 p.m. 100 Wailea Ike Dr, Wailea, 879-4777. $$ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Fresh Bagels with traditional toppings of flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies, and specialty coffee drinks. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, Kihei, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - Small cafe serving Pacific Rim cuisine, including lobster and sweet corn fritter with furikake tartar sauce, and coconut shrimp with fruit salsa and ginger lilikoi sauce. Open daily. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $ Bistro Molokini - Blend of California and Island cuisine, lunch and dinner. Poolside. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Affordably priced Mediterranean cuisine. Open for dinner. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. Eat outdoors overlooking the Ma’alaea Fishing Fleet. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Warf - Steaks, seafood and more, including Sweet Paradise Prawns. Reservations recommended. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. Casual dining in a relaxed gar-

den setting. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111.$$ Caffe Ciao - Italian cuisine baked in a Kiawe wood oven. Open for lunch and dinner. Dine outdoors poolside. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. Commanding ocean views from every table. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffee, espressos, cappucinos, lattes, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. Plate lunches, steak plates and amazing chicken katsu. Very casual; sit and eat or get your food to go. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner with omelets, burgers, salads. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads and hot dogs, homemade potato salad, pasta salad, healthy garden fresh salads and saimin. Open 11a.m.10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $ Enrique’s Restaurant - Authentic Mexican food. Fajitas, seafood, enchiladas, tamales, burritos and vegetarian items. Open Mon-Sat, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-2910. $ Fernando’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar, outdoor kiawe-wood-burning oven, all-day lunches and cucina rustica dinners. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. Order a la carte or combo special with the freshest ingredients. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Breakfast, lunch, pupus and dinner. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 8792607. $$ Harry’s Sushi Bar - Japanese cuisine with fresh and delicious sushi. Open 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 100 Ike Drive, Wailea, 879-7677. $$ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - Fantastic salad bar and healthy natural foods. Open daily 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd, 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads, appetizer and “food for gringos,” too. Located next to Hapa’s Nightclub. Open 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. Mon.-Sat. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Hula Moon - Enjoy breakfast, lunch, dinner or a champagne Sunday brunch with an open air tropical setting and spectacular ocean views. Featuring fresh Hawaiian fish. 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-7831. $$$ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos, including choice of vegetarian, mahi mahi, ono, shrimp, chicken or steak. Impressive salsa bar and the taco salads are da bomb! 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joy’s Place - “Smart eating” featuring organic foods which are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open Mon thru Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Kai Ku Ono - A tapas-style menu, where everything is a la carte, special late night menu and sushi. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with bar and lounge area. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 875-1007. $$ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Ono Fish & Chips. Open for breakfast 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - Affordable breakfast and lunch with

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lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches, huli chicken and fresh fish. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ Life’s a Beach - Food and drinks in a fun atmosphere. Nachos, burritos, prime rib and grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 8918010. $ Lobster Cove - Seafood, steak and lobster at its best in a relaxed and casual atmosphere. Open 5 p.m. to midnight daily. 100 Ike Dr., Wailea, 879-7677. $$$ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees with many not listed on the menu. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891–8883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more in a fun, upbeat tiki-fied atmosphere with a huge bar and open-air deck. 1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma`alaea Grill - Reasonably priced fine dining overlooking the harbor from the Maui Ocean Center. Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 243-2206. $$ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant Seafood and Continental cuisine. Open for dinner daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - A lavish and beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, a full service coffee kiosk, fruit smoothies and shakes. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the islands. 2411 S. Kihei Road, Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’Irish food, whiskey and beer. Breakfast served till 3 p.m 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ OutBack Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. Open 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,”

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salads and wraps, with outdoor lanai. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. Open for lunch (Mon-Fri) and dinner (nightly). 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious and upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30 to 10 p.m. Fine dining, reservations recommended. Piilani Shopping Center, 303 Piikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$ Sansei Restaurant - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. Award-winning cuisine, early bird and late night special. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ K Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. Private VIP table available. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 8757555. $$$ Seawatch - Hawaiian regional cuisine utilizing the freshest island fish and produce. Open for breakfast and lunch, 8 a.m to 3 p.m, dinner from 5:30 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Beef, pork or seafood, and veggies. Open for lunch Wed-Fri; dinner 5:30-9:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. Oceanfront dining at its finest! Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Steak, seafood and more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. Breakfast, lunch and dinner with daily specials. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Awesome outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches, with 24 TVs and a full bar. Open 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd, 879-0602. $ Sunset Mixed Grill - Local, Japanese and Chinese cusine, along with some Korean dishes. Entrees come with two side dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles, such as house smoked duck breast on wilted spinach with toasted hazelnuts, grilled whole Moi with jasmine rice and ginger braised bok choy, along with an excellent wine list. Open Tue-Sun, from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Relaxed island luxury in ambience and cuisine, with ocean views and live music. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$ Tony Roma’s - Famous for ribs, barbequed chicken and onion ring loaf, along with daily specials. 1819 S. Kihei Road, 875-1104. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab, New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Yorman’s By the Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of Louisiana Cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 pm. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei 874-8385. $$ K

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Anthony’s Coffee Company - A full espresso bar, hot and cold sandwiches, ice cream. Make sure to stop in for a great box lunch to go! 90 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8340. $ Aha ’Aina - Oceanfront dining featuring a delicious chili pork burrito and a large variety of omelets. Island fish, chicken katsu. Open for breakfast and lunch only: Tue-Sat, 7a.m.-2 p.m.; Sun, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$ Café 808 - Local diner-style serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open daily from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish, daily special. Open for breakfast and lunch: 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave, Makawao, 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Charming cafe with delicious sweet and savory crepes and Mediterranean fare. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo - International bistro featuring Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $ Casanova - First class service, first class food. Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hankering for some grub? Charley’s serves it hearty and healthy from breakfast to dinner and beyond. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro serving breakfast, lunch and dinner from 6 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. daily. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine including Summer Rolls, Spicy Lemongrass Soup and Soy Fish in Clay Pot. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Catering and take-out available. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Haliìmaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere with food from Chef Beverly Gannon’s award-winning menu. 900 Haliìmaile Rd, 572-2666. $ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking with aloha-filled ambience and local musicians. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Island Tacos - A taco stand with fresh, made-toorder fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $ Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere, with a sushi bar, indoor and lanai dining. 120 Hana Hwy, Paìa, 579–8844. $$ Jameson’s Grill & Bar - Featuring fine steaks, fresh local fish and seafood, and of course, baked artichoke. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-5653. $$$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual atmosphere, simple, affordable menu with fresh ingredients done right! 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Saimin for breakfast is a standard. Teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu and teriyaki all available. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Upcountry’s familystyle restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open Wed thru Sun, 8:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun thru Thu; 6 a.m. to midnight Fri and Sat. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food including breakfast, plate lunch, chow fun and more! Catering available. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Steak House - Classic and comfortable menu with daily fish preparations and salad bar. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Mama’s Fish House - Fresh island fish with fresh local ingredients at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$ Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic, fresh and tasty Mexican cuisine along with local favorites. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. Best people watching spot in Paia! Extensive tequila menu and delicious daily special. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. Bakery provides wonderful goodies for the sweet tooth. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - By serving fresh local Hawaiian fish daily, they are the hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5798030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina with nachos, burritos, ensaladas and more! 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ SandBar & Grill - Casual contemporary island cuisine, featuring salads, kiawe grill burgers, sandwiches and lobster tacos. Full bar, happy hour everyday 4-6 p.m. Open daily from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. 89 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8742. $ Vasi Gourmet - The best cakes and pastries around, along with delicious salads, quiches and gyros with a variety of teas. Open 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 810 Kokomo Road, Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

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A&J Kitchen, Deli & Bakery - Choose from American, Hawaiian, Korean and Chinese cuisines. Bakery with cakes and cookies. Lahaina Center, 667–0623. $ Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Seafood, chicken, ribs, deep fried tempura style or grilled. Great food great prices. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 667-9009. $ Aloha Mixed Plate - Experience the traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, shish kebab, falafel and more. Ya’Sou! Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $ The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Wide variety of tapioca. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and Japanese sushi. Delivery available, great daily special. Open late with full bar, pool tables. 505 Front St.,

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DININGLISTINGS Lahaina, 667-4051. $ K Banyan Tree - “Eclectic Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist.” Lodge atmosphere, ocean views. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. Come in for the ambience, stay for the delightful dining experience. 2780 Kekaa Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. Overlooking Lahaina Town with ocean view. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Casual dining with local grinds and bar, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8141. $ Breakwall Cafe - Serving breakfast, coffee, sandwiches, salads, smoothies. Open everyday 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Fine Southern foods, with “Forrest Gump” movie memorabilia and logo wear in a lively, casual atmosphere. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Oceanfront dining featuring light and healthy yet hearty gourmet lunch and dinner. Delicious salads and focaccia sandwiches. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$ Cafe Sauvage - Gourmet, hearty, satisfying fare in an unpretentious setting. Extensive beer and wine menu, after-dinner cordials, and desserts! 844 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7600. $$ K Canoes - Casual yet elegant dining serving Polynesian style steaks, and seafood. Lunch 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m., dinner 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - Classic baskets of fish and chips. Open daily. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $ Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Soups, salads, pasta. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. Mexican food beyond the border. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. Romantic setting. Call for reservations. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui, open for lunch and dinner. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, Kahana Gateway Shopping Center, 669-5089. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods like Reuben sandwiches, pot roast, freshly baked pies and more. Open daily. 2580 Kekaa Dr., Fairway Shops, Kaanapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648. Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food, tamales, enchiladas, tacos, soups, rice and beans Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Oceanview dining and Margarita bar. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Delicious burgers and sandwiches, huge salads and fountain desserts. Food seved 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Curry dishes that are delightful and delicious in alternative vegetarian eating. Open Tue-Sat, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room on the ground floor of the Lahaina Inn. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza, sandwiches, salads and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $

Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesian sharing the spotlight with music and dance from four Pacific islands. 505 Front Street, Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Maui’s own restaurant brewery, with rotisserie grill, featuring steak, seafood and ambience. Also, late-night menu served until 1:30 a.m.! 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-3474. $$ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining with pizza and pasta from $6-$25. Open 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Full breakfast and lunch menu, casual atmosphere and beautiful oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. Rich,flavorful yet light foods await your taste buds. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining. Open for dinner. 2291 Ka’anapali Prkwy, 6613160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old-Hawaiian styled coffeehouse with pastries, smoothies, salads and sandwiches, quiche. Open 5:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana Gateway Shopping Center, 665-1114. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken

sticks, and haupia pie are just some of the local favorites here. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s style. Menu is a seafood lovers’ delight. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views, and indoor or outdoor dining. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever! Beef, fish, pork or chicken, served with black beans, fresh cabbage, cheese, onions and jalapenos. Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food, eclectic atmosphere, lounge ambience. Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - Great burgers, as well as Mexican food, salads and fried items, served until midnight, with bar and pool table. 2395 Honoapiilani Hwy, Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahuna Kabob - Healthy food, low prices! Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs And they deliver. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib, and their famous Hula Pie, oceanside dining. Live entertainment daily. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar, featuring teppanyaki cooking and fabulous sushi. Dinner nightly from 5:30-10 p.m., Sushi 5:30-11:30 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ Lahaina Coolers - Off the beaten path surf bistro. Good food, good quality, late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $

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I came to Maui via a manager transfer with the Gap. After I arrived I felt like I would rather work around more people my age so I answered Bubba Gump’s ad. I was hired 10 months ago and I have worked there ever since. I started out as a hostess, then started picking up serving shifts a few months later. I wound up being a dishwasher for a little while. They were short-staffed in the kitchen and I joked that I could do it, no problem. One of the managers bet me that I could not last one shift, so I accepted the challenge. It was one of the hardest jobs I have had. There are only short five-minute breaks and sometimes I would work from 3 p.m. until one in the morning. Dishwashing is really hard-core but at least I’ve never had to wear the shrimp suit. About four months ago I started working at Starbuck’s as well. I love that job! The manager and all my co-workers are so great. That is probably my favorite job yet. When I go back to my hometown of Salem, Oregon I will probably work at another Starbuck’s there. I plan on going back to Oregon State University to study for a career as an activities director for restaurant events. Between my two full-time jobs I work around 80 hours a week. It is really hard to find time to go out and enjoy all the beauty of Maui but I still have really loved all the time I’ve spent here. I learned a lot from working at Bubba Gump’s. I learned the responsibility of being a server and how to deal appropriately with different managers. I met a lot of good people at both my jobs and made many great friends. MTW

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DININGLISTINGS Lahaina Fish Co. - Chef’s signature Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Dine on the oceanside lanai. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3472. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. MonSun. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining, freshest ingredients, pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$ MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cusine. From clams and lobster soup to chicken tikka, beet and goat cheese salads. Full bar. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and macaroni salad. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar. Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Parkway, 667-1929. $$ K Maui Tacos - Featuring tacos and burritos with chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, lime juices and spices from the islands. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino Mexican Market, with produce from Mexico, So. America, Tonga & New Zealand. Homemade tamales. Open Mon-Fri, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapiilani Hwy, Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Moose McGillycuddy’s - Great value, large portions, all-you-can-eat specials, merry atmosphere and a large bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $ Mr. Sub Sandwiches - Specialty sandwiches made to order, with salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast. Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 6620890. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Sushi rolls, sashimi, various Japanese appetizer, sandwiches and more. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. The best lemon caper mahi mahi and Okinawan potato tempura ever! Open 10 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and 4:30 to 9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Casual poolside dining. Now featuring reasonably priced tapasHawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimpon-the-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion in a casual and lively atmosphere. Open 4-10 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront award-winning contemporary Pacific cuisine. Live jazz on weekends. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s inexpensive Italian bistro with homestyle pasta, pizza and salad. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. Open 7 days a week. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily, with live entertainment nightly. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

Pad Thai - Delicious Påd Thai, among many other items. Open daily. 658 Front St., Lahaina. $ Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, tossto-order salads, big fat Greek gyros, homemade tiramisu and panna cotta. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House Restaurant - HawaiianMediterranean cuisine. Breakfast, lunch and dinner daily. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs, 100% dairy made ingredients. Signature subs, classic subs, and classic subs. Open Mon-Sat, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun 12 p.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina, 667-5111. $ Reilley’s - Known for their choice award-winning beef. Gourmet steaks and seafood. Open at 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiìlani Hwy, Kahana, 667-7477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - This fine dining restaurant has mouth-watering Hawaiian fusion entrees in a spacious upbeat atmosphere. Open nightly from 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant and Tavern Quench thirst, satiate hunger and watch sports. Large parties welcome. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 6613123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. Dinner served nightly 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant and Sushi Bar D.K. Kodama has combined the highest quality sushi bar infused with Hawai’i’s cultural flavors. 115 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K Sea House Restaurant - Looking out over incredible Napili Bay, dining is an amazing experience here under the direction of Chef Michael Gallagher. 5900 Lwr. Honoapiìlani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - Delicious barbeque, ribs, chicken, sandwiches and hamburgers along with a full bar. Open 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Spats Trattoria - Step into old Northern Italy. Tables are private and the antipasto serves two. Hyatt Regency, Kaanapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Upscale, healthy restaurant inside Sports Club Kahana. Breakfast, lunch and take-out. 4327 Lwr. Honoapiìlani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Swan Court - One of the top 10 romantic restaurants in the world, with an extensive list of contemporary fine wines. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 6674727. $$$ Terrace Restaurant - Open from 6:30-11 a.m. serving breakfast only. Elegant dining, buffet-style rotating menu ranging from “Breakfast on the Farm” to “Hawaiian Plantation-Style Breakfast.” Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had it, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tropica - Oceanfront dining on Ka’anapali Beach, features sizzling steaks, fresh fish, prepared in variety of styles. Specialty entrees, appetizers and desserts. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine featuring fresh pasta and an extensive wine list. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, Lahaina, 661-6773. $

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Puremovement on TV Saturday, 10:30 a.m.; Monday, 8:42 p.m. on Channel 52 [DANCE] The hip-hop culture has moved from the “underground” to the mainstream, that’s for sure. But way before Sprite and Orange County jumped on the bandwagon, there was Puremovement. Rennie Harris founded the dance group Puremovement in 1991 with the idea that “like all art, Hip-Hop expresses the universal themes that extend beyond the boundaries of racial, religious and economic elitism.” Puremovement performed here at the MACC in February. And as a part of the Artists in the Community program, the dancers gave free performances, taught movement demonstrations in schools around Maui County and filmed this show for Akaku TV, all while spinning on their heads—literally. Will Moore produced, directed and emceed the special, which features Harris’ crew performing all that is hip in an art form that is still “searching for validation.” While many people on Maui listen to hiphop, it is rare to have a well-known artist perform on the island. Perhaps it would do us all a lot of good to tune in and get a taste of something new... hip-hop in its purest form. This time do not miss the style and movement that has inspired youth all over the country. For more info on Rennie Harris’ Puremovement, visit www.rhpm.org. For more info on Akaku programming, visit www.akaku.org. [GABRIELLE POCCIA]

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Spring is in the Air Friday-Saturday, 7:30 p.m. at The Studio Maui [DANCE] I love to watch spring unfold: people breaking up, getting together, flowers blossoming, the startling availability of orange and pink at the Gap. There has to be something to celebrate this glorious time of year, and there is! “Random Acts of Spring”—an ambitious community performance series designed “to provide Maui’s artists a forum in which to present their work.” They’re featuring choreographers David Ward and Renee Beauvais in a mix of modern, jazz and Japanese traditional dance performed by Akari Ueoka. John Grover and Leo Holmes will do their thing with acoustic guitar, vocals and original songwriting. Tallulah Bleu will perform an interactive beat box street dance and monologue from Tom Robbins’ Skinny Legs and All. Frank Kane and Wolf will act a scene from Waiting For Godot, Nico Rossi will present film shorts, Sunny Gorg will dance and Marc St. Pierre will do some comedic spoken word. Aerialist Kira Jones and singer/songwriter Lauren Pomerantz will be there, too. And Amy Chang is doing something involving music and dance but we don’t know exactly what. All sorts of stuff is going on—music, film, theatre and even acrobatics. Come help celebrate our community and the season. Tickets are $12 presale and $15 at the door. [REESE QUICK]

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Friday, 8 p.m. at Mandala Ethnic Arts [MUSIC] I don’t exactly know what soul-folk/rock is. But if I had to define it, I would definitely consult Jillian Speer. An environmental activist, yoga instructor, artist, poet and songstress who has opened for the likes of Jewel, Michael Franti and Spearhead, 25year-old Speer is a well-rounded bohemian queen with a voice that recalls her Joni Mitchell/Joan Armatrading/Nina Simone influences. Plus, she ain’t bad-looking. That might be part of the reason why she has such a loyal following. And why her beautific mug appeared on the cover of Music Connection magazine, as well as on an exclusive entertainment segment on Oxygen cable network. But, to be fair, last year the LA Music Awards nominated her for “Best Folk/Rock Album of the Year” and she performed at the Songwriters Hall of Fame in New York City a couple years ago, so you know she’s got the stuff to back it up. Beauty, talent AND a social conscience? I suddenly feel like a female Howard Stern by comparison. Mandala Ethnic Arts is located at 29 Baldwin Ave. in Paia. Tickets: $10. For more info on her, check out www.JillianSpeer.com or call Mandala at 579-9555.

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Midnite Friday-Saturday, 10 p.m. at Hapa’s [MUSIC] Have you ever played the “what would you do with a billion dollars” game? Me too. I always said that I’d give everyone in the world a joint and a really great reggae album and see if that didn’t help us all calm down a little. The idea is a tad infeasible, however. So for now, I just keep an eye out for events where everyone is mellow and happy, and man-oh-man is there a doozy comin’ up! Midnite is one of the hottest upcoming roots reggae bands out there and is sure to put on an awesome show that will also feature Inna Vision and DJ Sol. Friday’s show is for kids 21-and-up and Saturday is the all ages show. Tickets $20 advance, $25 at the door. Doors open at 8:30 on Friday and 5 p.m. on Saturday. You don’t want to miss a minute! [REESE QUICK]

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The Reality of Now Sunday, 7-9 p.m. at The Studio Maui, Haiku [MOTIVATIONAL] Of course, I have my crazy moments but when it comes down to it, I’m not a very neurotic chick. I’ve lived with many, though. At the last house, there was about a week where I was coming home to find my roommate in a dark corner of the living room, clutching Eckhart Tolle’s Power of Now to her chest and weeping into its pages. “Everything okay, dude?” I’d ask, hoping for a short answer. “Why c-c-can’t I just live in the m-m-oment?!” she’d reply, to which I could only halfheartedly, albeit slightly amused, respond, “I think you’ve missed the point, man.” Obviously. Too bad she finally went back to L.A. or she could’ve gone to “The Reality of Now,” a seminar being held at the Haiku Marketplace to help explain Tolle’s popular book on the illusions of self and mind. The seminar is free, but go ahead and bring $20 for a donation. After all, who else is gonna explain this stuff? The Studio Maui is located at 810 Haiku Rd. in the Haiku Marketplace. For info, call 268-3300 or 268-3004. [REESE QUICK]

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Look at the Pretty Lights George Lucas verifies his devotion to the Dark Side

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Doomed to be forever referenced as the least offensive Star Wars movie of the prequel trilogy Star Wars: Episode III-Revenge of the Sith is a visually delicious film filled with ostensibly crowd pleasing (read boring) lightsaber battles that escort Anakin Skywalker’s violent transition into the persona of Darth Vader after he opts for the dark side’s unlimited power in an attempt to circumvent a predicted death of his first offspring by his clandestine wife Padme (Natalie Portman). Inane dialogue, a wretched performance by Samuel L. Jackson and indulgent pacing hamper George Lucas’ already clunky plot that finally brings closure to a story that didn’t need 20 years to tell.

Revenge of the Sith

★★★★★ Rated PG-13/140 mins.

“Popcorn movies have always ruled. Why do people go see them? Why is the public so stupid? That’s not my fault.” Since Lucas spoke those inciting words he’s gone on to become one of the

world’s richest directors alongside his cohort Steven Spielberg. It’s a cruel irony that Lucas says he wants to make art films along the lines of Koyaanisqati now that he’s finally finished his career-building monolith. It’s sad because it was his and Spielberg’s 1970s blockbuster “popcorn” movies that obliterated Hollywood’s pathway for socially conscious “art films” and left audiences in an abyss of commercially driven lowest common denominator movies designed to appeal to the inner child in adult audiences. You don’t have to repeat the words “Sith” or “Dooku” very many times to feel your IQ drop like a skydiver jumping from 15,000 feet. An interesting aspect of Lucas’ Star Wars chronicle is how much it tells about the director’s own assent/descent toward the dark side of greed. Lucas’ famously shy personality aligns as an alter ego to the passive Anakin Skywalker who memorably adopted a queasy subservient role in his initial romance with Padme that found him picking at his own navel until it bled. In Revenge of the Sith Anakin is haunted by nightmares about the death of Padme’s firstborn, and it’s not a far stretch to read that narrative thread as reflecting George Lucas’ own

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fears about birthing yet another stillborn Star Wars movie. Anakin’s undisclosed marriage to Senator Padme Amidala raises a significant complication that puts Anakin in a superficially deadend situation. If their marriage is discovered then Anakin will be expelled from the Jedi priesthood and since Padme’s imminent child makes that disclosure probable Anakin adopts a passive route to gaining power by falling under the evil tutelage of the Republic’s Supreme Chancellor Palpatine (well played by Ian McDiarmid). The obvious responsible choice would be to boldly announce his marriage to Padme and devote himself to his family rather than continue going through life as a Jedi leader. Anakin’s story would have been much more complex if he had attempted to come publicly clean about his marriage to Padme and would have demanded more of Portman’s underused character. However, just as Lucas was drawn to a greed for power that excluded him from acting as a mature filmmaker, Anakin takes an easy way out and abandons his moral precepts. If you doubt that Lucas ever had ethical principles as regards to filmmaking, see THX-1138, which is an art film in the purest sense of the word. Regrettably, the abuse that Lucas suffered in Hollywood with THX-1138 convinced him to dumb down his approach to cinema in favor of popcorn profits. But does Revenge of the Sith accomplish what the limited constraints of the overall six-film narrative promise? I think that it does, but the film doesn’t come close to matching its visual color spectrum to that of its attempted dramatic and emotional content. It’s a top-heavy children’s film that tries to overcompensate for its childishness by ending with an overtly dark and violent finale meant to convince the viewer that dramatic satisfaction has been reached. It is always the filmmakers’ job to establish, in the opening moments of a film, the exact or even greater degree of violence that the audience can expect so that people put off by such an intensity of content can leave. Lucas doesn’t do that in here and even if for only that singular reason, Revenge of the Sith is an inferior movie. MTW

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Dark secrets. Drug use. Family feuds. Hey, it’s a drama! Sigourney Weaver is Sandy, the mother of the middle-classed, seemingly normal Travis family. After tragedy strikes the Travises, the family gets all screwed up. The one-year look at this family crisis the movie provides is definitely long enough to understand the main point: this family is screwed up! Of course, in the end, everyone realizes how messed up they are, quickly recover, and live happily every after, right? Jeff Daniels and Michelle Williams also star. Rated R. 112 min.

Beauty Shop - PG13 - Th-Su (9:10, 2), 7:10, M-W (2), 7:10 Crash - R - Th-Fr (9:50, 12:35, 3, 5:20), 7:45, 10, SaSu (9:50, 12:35, 3), 5:20, 7:45, 10, M-W (12:35, 3, 5:20), 7:45, 10 Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - PG - Th (10:15, 1:50, 4:20), 6:50, 9:30, Sa-Su (10:15, 1:50), 4:20, 6:50, 9:30, M-W (1:50, 4:20), 6:50, 9:30 House of Wax - R - Th-Fr (9:05, 11:40, 2:10, 4:40), 7:20, 9:50, Sa-Su (9:05, 11:40, 2:10), 4:40, 7:20, 9:50, M-W (11:40, 2:10, 4:40), 7:20, 9:50

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STAR WARS: EPISODE III – REVENGE OF THE SITH - (PG-13) - Action/Adventure, Science Fiction/Fantasy - The furry and lovable Chewbacca makes his anticipated return to the big screen in the last installment (really!) of the Star Wars trilogy. Get ready to witness the transformation of young Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) into the evil and deep-voiced man in black, Darth Vader (because, let’s face it, without the voice he would not be cool). The rest of the gang is ready for some action as well, including the bearded Obi-Wan Kenobi (sexy Scottish Ewan McGregor, mmmmm), the Senator Padme Amidala and her insane hair (Natalie Portman) and best of all, Yoda! People go crazy for that little green guy, agreed?…Too bad we all know how this trilogy ends. See Film Critique, p. 28.

Mindhunters - R - Th-Fr (9:20, 11:50, 2:20, 4:50), 7:30, 9:55, Sa-Su (9:20, 11:50, 2:20), 4:50, 7:30, 9:55, M-W (11:50, 2:20, 4:50), 7:30, 9:55 Monster In-Law - PG13 - Th-Fr (9:30, 10, 12, 12:30, 2:25, 2:50, 4:45, 5:10), 7:15, 7:40, 9:40, 10, Sa-Su (9:30, 10, 12, 12:30, 2:25, 2:50), 4:45, 5:10, 7:15, 7:40, 9:40, 10, M-W (12, 12:30, 2:25, 2:50, 4:45, 5:10), 7:15, 7:40, 9:40, 10 Robots - PG - Th-Fr (10:15, 12:40, 3:05, 5:15), Sa-Su (10:15, 12:40, 3:05), 5:15, M-W (12:40, 3:05, 5:15) Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith - PG13 - Th-Fr (9, 9:45, 10:30, 11:15, 12:15, 1, 1:45, 2:30, 3:30, 4:15, 5, 5:45), 7, 7:45, 8:15, 9:15, 10:15, 11, 11:30, Sa (9, 9:45,10:30, 11:15, 12:15, 1, 1:45, 2:30, 3:30), 4:15, 5, 5:45, 7, 7:45, 8:15, 9:15, 10:15, 11, 11:30, Su (9, 9:45, 10:30, 11:15, 12:15, 1, 1:45, 2:30, 3:30), 4:15, 5, 5:45 7, 7:45, 8:15, 9:15, 10:15, M-W (11:15, 12:15, 1, 1:45, 2:30, 3:30, 4:15, 5, 5:45), 7, 7:45, 8:15, 9:15, 10:15

Now Showing A LOT LIKE LOVE - (PG13) - Romantic Comedy - Supposedly, this flick is about destiny, connection and the frequently fuzzy line between chance friendships and “happily ever after.” It traces the relationship of Oliver (Ashton Kutcher) and Emily (Amanda Peet) who met on a flight from Los Angeles to New York, each of them declaring that they couldn't be more wrong for each other. Uh, hello? Hasn’t everyone seen When Harry Met Sally?! Yeah, we all know how this one ends. THE BEAUTY SHOP – (PG-13) – Comedy – Here we are back in the chair again. Gina (Queen Latifia) has finally had it with her egotistical boss (Kevin Bacon). She ups and leaves, not only to open up a shop of her own but also taking a few of the key clients and shampoo girl (Andie MacDowell, Mena Suvaris and Alicia Silvertsone). Fixing up this rundown salon, Gina inherits a very colorful and sexy sassy new group of people, or just what is needed in a beauty shop—a bunch of chatty Kathy’s. CRASH - (R) - Drama - Doesn’t this happen in LA all the time: A Brentwood housewife and her DA husband. A Persian storeowner. Two police detectives, who are also lovers. A black television director and his wife. A Mexican locksmith. Two car-jackers. A rookie cop. A middle-aged Korean couple. They all live in Los Angeles. And, in the next 36 hours, they will all collide. HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY (PG) - Action/Adventure, Comedy, Science-Fiction - Earthman Arthur Dent is having such a bad day—not only is his house about to be bulldozed, but he discovers that he has an alien for a best friend. Actually, that would be rad! Meanwhile, Planet Earth is about to be demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass (so very Jetsons!). The universe begins when the world ends, nothing is what it seems—even a simple towel is the most useful thing in the universe. Who knew? THE HOUSE OF WAX - (R) - Suspense - Why, this remake? And why, Paris Hilton?? A group of friends on their way to a college football game falls prey to a pair of murderous brothers in an abandoned small town (of course). They discover that the brothers have their own main attraction: creating an entire town filled with the wax-coated corpses of unlucky visitors. Now the group must find a way out before they, too, become permanent exhibits in the House of Wax. Hey, at least Paris is already halfway there! ICE PRINCESS – (G) – Romantic Comedy Don’t think this is another Ice Castles, people. It’s just another one of them formulaic, cute teen chick underdog battles against “the popular girls” to rise up the ranks and win... something. A trophy? The presidency? Oh yeah, selfesteem. Whoopee. We all know self-esteem gets you nowhere. Just look at Robert Blake! Stars Michelle Trachtenberg, Joan Cusack and Kim Cattrall. THE INTERPRETER - (PG13) - Drama, Thriller African-born U.N. interpreter Silvia Broome,

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XXX: State of the Union - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (11:35, 4:30), 9:35, Sa-Su (11:35), 4:30, 9:35

(Nicole Kidman) inadvertently overhears a death threat against an African head of state scheduled to address the United Nation's General Assembly. Of course, she realizes that she has become a target and that no ones believes her, especially Tobin Keller (Sean Penn), the federal agent charged with protecting her.

by robots. Yes, I know it sounds fantastic and even a bit childish, but really, this place actually exists! And I’ve been there! No, I swear—what? No, I haven’t taken my meds, yet. Anyway, it features the voices of Mel Brooks, Ewan McGregor, Halle Berry, Greg Kinnear and, of course, Robin Williams.

KICKING & SCREAMING - (PG) - Comedy - Will Ferrell in a comedy? No, surely not! Strange as that may seem, Ferrell stars as Phil Weston, a normal guy who has never gotten his father Buck’s (Robert Duvall) approval for…well, anything he has done in his entire life (poor Phil!). A showdown between father and son occurs when Phil coaches his 10-year-old son’s soccer team and must defeat the team his (gasp) insanely competitive father coaches in order to win the league championship. While the PG rating implies clean laughs (no bringing of the green hat or Hank the Tank), watching Ferrell try to contain a bunch of 10-year-olds (because he’s 10 too, you know) is going to be funny.

SAHARA - (PG13) - Action/Adventure - Explorer Dirk Pitt (Matthew McConaughey) takes on a treasure hunt in several regions of North Africa in search of a ship called The Ship of Death—why, Dirk, why?! Anyway, along with his smarty pants sidekick (Steve Zahn), they use their clever heroics to help out the beautiful Doctor Eva (Penelope Cruz), who believes this ship is the reason why there are a lot of mysterious deaths. She’s smart, that one.

Kicking and Screaming - PG - Daily (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:30

UNLEASHED - (R) - Action/Adventure - Danny (Jet Li) has lived his whole life without any sort of normal socializing and with only one lesson learned: how to fight. He is “owned” and treated like a dog—including having to wear a collar (ew, kinky!)—by his boss, Bart (Bob Hoskins). After a car accident lands Bart in a coma (um, can we say karma??), Danny’s on the run and meets a blind piano tuner (Morgan Freeman) who uses music to teach Danny some things about the world and about being human

Sahara - PG13 - Daily (1:15), 4:40, 7:20, 10

XXX: STATE OF THE UNION - (PG13) Action/Adventure - NSA Agent August Gibbons (Samuel L Jackson) is fresh off the success of his last renegade recruitment, and once again finds himself in need of an outsider. Gibbons and his new agent Darius Stone (Ice Cube), now code-named "XXX," (uh, does that mean he’s a badass?) together must track down a military splinter group that is conspiring to overthrow the U.S. government.

Kicking and Screaming - PG - Th (1:45), 5, 8

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN - Action/Adventure, Drama and Romance - (R) - Now here is a common stranger in a strange land, finds himself thrusted into a decades long war. Ultimately, he must protect the people of Jerusalem from overwhelming forces while striving to keep a fragile peace. Oh yeah, and he falls in love with an exotic and forbidden queen, and rises to knighthoodom. What a guy. KING’S RANSOM - (PG13) - Comedy - Malcom King is a wealthy and arrogant businessman. And his exwife has plans to take him for all he’s worth. So well, duh, he’s determined to avoid losing his fortune to her and he gets this bright idea to plan his own kidnapping with the help of his mistress, and her ex-con brother. But soon enough, he’s not the only one who has kidnapping on his mind.

Kung Fu Hustle - R - Th (12:30, 2:45), 7:55, 10:05, Fr-W (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:20, 9:45 Interpreter - PG13 - Daily (1:10), 7 Unleashed - R - Daily (12:35, 2:55), 5:10, 7:30, 9:55

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[Fr-W schedule not available at press time] Hitchhiker’s Guide - PG - Th (1:15), 4:30, 7:45 Kingdom of Heaven - Th (1), 4:15, 7:30 Monster In-Law - PG13 - Th (1:30), 4:45, 8:15

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Monster In-Law - PG13 - Th-Fr, M-W (4:30), 7:30, 10, Sa-Su (1:15), 4:30, 7:30, 10

MONSTER IN-LAW - (PG13) - Romantic Comedy Okay, hasn’t this story been told already? Charlie Cantilini (Jennifer Lopez) has finally met the man of her dreams (geez, J-Lo, another one??), Dr. Kevin Fields (Michael Vartan). There's just one problem—his overbearing and controlling mother (Jane Fonda). Also stars the hilariously sassified Wanda Sykes.

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MINDHUNTERS - R- Action/Adventure, Thriller and Crime/Gangster - The FBI has a training program on a remote island for their psychological profiling division, called Mindhunters, which is used to track down serial killers. The training goes bad when a group of seven young agents discover that one of them is a serial killer. Starring yummy Val Kilmer and fine-ass L.L. Cool J and... well, Christian Slater.

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KUNG FU HUSTLE - (R) - Action/Adventure, Foreign, Comedy - Shanghai in the 1930s is a very dangerous time when gangs ruled the streets. The most notorious of these, the Axes, strike fear into the hearts of honest citizens and inspire admiration in one young wannabe, who wreaks havoc when he recklessly poses as an Axe member and causes a riot between the real gang members and the denizens of a housing project.

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As I walked in the foyer of the historic Iao Theater, past patrons munching on chocolate chip cookies and mixed nuts, I heard excited little voices from restless children waiting for the show to begin. It was the opening weekend of Honk!— a story loosely based on Hans Christian Andersen’s The Ugly Duckling. The set looked liked something drawn in a fantastic pop-up children’s book. It was an animated contraption made of rotating panels that swirled pinks and blues and slid to create different scenes. From the moment the set’s sleepy farmyard awakened, I couldn’t look away. There were pretentious ducks, gobbling turkeys, curious chickens, mischievous cats and—what the hell, let’s throw in some jumping frogs, too. Four human-sized eggs filled a nest lined by cattails, where the ducklings hatched during the show. The musical journey of wayward duckling “Ugly,” played by Francis Tau’a, had me laughing and crying. Decked in an English schoolboy outfit, Tau’a kept the audience enthralled with his innocence and captivating voice. The duet he sang with Lisa Paulson’s “Ida” of “Hold Your Head Up High” immediately stuck in my head. But I didn’t mind. The mischievous cat played by Steven Nikolau had me laughing out loud as he showed the extent we sometimes go through to get what we want. Obsessed with duck a l’orange, Nikolau created a versatile character pulling from an endless bag of tricks, even opera. A game of cat and duck ensued, while the ugly duckling tried to find his way home. When Ugly’s irresponsible father Drake—actor Steve Hatcher—was left to look after the other ducklings, he sang about the perils of motherhood and how “this apron fits her best.” It was a moment for all moms to say, “I told you so!” After an encounter with the slightly misguided brigade of geese headed by P.J. Myers’ “Graylag,” Ugly stumbled into the company of “Queenie,” a pompous housecat played by Olivia Mora—that girl can sing—

and Liam Selwyn’s “Lowbutt,” a codependent, well-endowed hen. I rolled with laughter as Lowbutt desperately tried to convince Queenie that a scruffy tomcat was not the best for her. “Why should being different make me sad?” Ugly asked. But his sorrow quickly ended as an energetic and charismatic “Bullfrog” played by Tom Althouse hopped up onstage on trampoline lily pads and told him he can be loved, “warts and all.” Althouse, who also gobbled onstage as a turkey, delivered a high-energy performance. His commanding voice took the audience into a heightened frenzy of excitement. It’s no wonder he and Nikolau are part of a local improv comedy troupe, the Pono Players.

HONK! Last performances: Friday and Saturday, 7:30 p.m. and Sunday, 5 p.m. Tickets: general admission $19, youth $13. Call 244-8760. Let’s not forget the kids! Emily Betham, Hayden Ezzy, Anneka Johnston and Tommy Rogers were adorable as the little ducklings in their bright yellow hoodies and the frogletts in bowler hats. Rae Ariel’s “Grace,” the mother swan, sang a stunning angelic soprano. Other standouts were Julie Kawamura, who brought superb fun to the boards as “Maureen” and Hoku Pavao’s touching performance as “Penny.” Local director David C. Johnston did an outstanding job of creating a rollercoaster ride of emotions. He had the audience laughing uncontrollably one moment, then dipped them into pathos the next. The evening ended in a standing ovation with the entire audience clapping in sync with the final number. With a loud and proud honk, Ugly spoke like a wise sage—“I love my honk and I love who I am!”—and in turn, gave us a gift we could all take to heart. MTW

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Ram Dass and Dr. Wayne Dyer - Thursday (tonight!). Two renowned spiritual leaders and “guiding lights” radiate from Maui to the world. This benefit evening that honors Ram Dass (Be Here Now), is to help purchase a home for the wheelchair-bound leader and set-up a financial foundation to allow him to live and continue to work. Tickets: $100, $50, $25. 6:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Frank De Lima - Friday-Saturday. Frank De Lima shoots from the lip‚ as the delightful musical comedian perennially voted Hawai’i's Favorite Entertainer. This is local humor at its funniest! De Lima's performances are a romp on and off the stage as he slips (be careful not to fall) into an array of lolo ethnic characters. Tickets $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC‚ 2427469. Midnite - Friday-Saturday. Hailing from the Island of St Croix, Midnite is one of the most promising Roots Reggae bands of the millennium. They are vanguards of Conscious Reggae, whose profound and innovative lyrics are sincere and deeply rooted. Friday’s show 21+. Saturday’s show All Ages. Tickets: $20 adv, $25 door. Friday, 9:30 p.m.; Saturday, 6 p.m. Hapa’s Nightclub, Kihei, 879-9001.

TICKETS ON SALE Summer Sunsplash Maui - May 27. Featuring dancehall legend Chaka Demus & Pliers. Grooving out their all time hit “Murder She Wrote.” Also included on the line up is Jamaican superstar Tanya Stephens, with her smash hit "It's a Pity." Special guest Supergroup OMaya. Tickets: $25 adv, $30 day of show. Gates open at 5 p.m. 6 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Apple Gabriel with Groundation - May 28. Apple Gabriel is the original and founding member of Israel Vibration. Two full sets, all of Groundation’s music and Apple’s music with Groundation backing and collaborating. Highlighting songs throughout Apple’s long career—plan on hearing classics like “Rudeboy Shufflin’ (On the Rock),” “Friday Evening Unconquered” and “Racial Injustice (IV),” as well as the latest songs off Apple’s solo album, Another Moses. Tickets: $25. 9 p.m., Paradice Bluz, 667-5299. Sister Cities Festival - June 11. A special family day with food and craft booths, entertainment and multicultural demonstrations, celebrating the diversity of cultures in Maui County and throughout the world. Countries with participating cities: Chile, Japan, China, Korea, Guam Philippines, Peru. Free. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. A& Amphitheater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Sister Cities Concert - June 11. An evening to "Celebrate Peace in the World" featuring Uluwehi Guerrero and Halau Hula Kauluokala; the cast of 'Ulalena, and representative performers from Maui’s sister cities. Tickets: $20, $15, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-SHOW. Return of the Champions - June 20. The biggest gathering of today’s outstanding young Filipino pop

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stars, idols of every young “pinoy!” Featuring Sarah Geronimo, Rachelle Ann Go, Christian Bautisita, Mark Bautista and Raymond Manalo, joined by Sheryn Regis and Frenchie Dy. Tickets: $100, $75, $55, $45, $35. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Zenshin Daiko's Annual Taiko Festival - June 25. The New Shirakaba Orchestra starts off the evening's thrilling taiko drumming by performing some old-time Japanese favorites. Zenshin Daiko will perform new original pieces written by group members. The evening will culminate with Kinnara Taiko from Los Angeles. Tickets $15. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Ki Ho‘Alu: Slack Key Guitar Festival. - June 26. An all-day, all-star line-up of Hawai`i’s finest slack key musicians. The music of Hawaiian slack key guitar has evolved into a popular musical tradition that truly captures the magic of Hawai´i. Event festivities include local vendors with fresh flower lei, fine Hawaiian arts & crafts and delicious local-style food. Free. 2-7 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-SHOW.

SATURDAY, MAY 21 Theta Healing Workshop - 9 a.m.-5 p.m. at the Mystery School. Learn the immense value of this ancient method presented in modern terms. This work will allow you to awaken to a greater vitality and joy. Untangle the in-conscious programming of disease, aging and death. For info, call 808-391-9779. Groovilicious - 10 p.m. at Casanova, Makawao. Dance to the Funk and Groove. Dress up, dress to impress. DJs The Kid and N8 Castro spinning it up with Groovy Graphics by Merkaba. Tickets $5. For info, call 572-0220.

SUNDAY, MAY 22 The Reality of Now - 7-10 p.m. at The Studio Maui,

Haiku. An opportunity to deepen Eckhart Tolle’s Power of Now in true Satsang. Move beyond the thinking mind and negative emotions to realize the radiant joy underneath in a deep stillness that is palpable. Move into the peace and harmony with Katie Davis and Sundance Burke. Tickets: $20. For info, call 575-9390.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 25 Feng Shui Success Secrets for Business - 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. at Ma'alaea Grill, Ma'alaea. A business networking luncheon, featuring Diane Alba-Means, Feng Shui Expert and owner of Hawaii Feng Shui. And special guest Athena Star will share insights and spiritual perspectives on Intuitive Marketing Mastery. Develop new business alliances and learn new ideas and exceptional ways to expand and grow your busi-

Maui Festival Orchestra Concert - June 30. Featuring a broad range of multicultural music including classical, Okinawan, Chinese and Hawaiian. Artists include Na Hoku Hanohano award-winning Uluwehi Guerrero; internationally-known cellist Lifen Anthony and her 12-year old daughter Rianna. Maui’s popular taiko group Zenshin Daiko; the Maui Cello Ensemble and the Jinpu Kai USA Kin Lyosho Ryukyu Geino Ken Kyusho Okinawa Dancers. Tickets: $18, $14. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Celtic Aloha - July 9. Oceans Apart, Islands Together Daniel Ho & George Kahumoku Jr., Jamie O'Brien & Jennifer Johnson. Celtic and Hawaiian songs, tunes, stories and dances are contrasted and blended for an evening of shared island traditions from the Pacific to the Atlantic. Hula and Step Dance, slack key and Celtic style guitars, along with ‘ukulele. Tickets: $20. 7:30 p.m, McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

EVENTs The Legend of the Laughing Gecko - Sat, 11 a.m. at the Iao Theatre, Wailuku. The Laughing Gecko, written by Bruce Hale, tells the story of a gecko named Moki whose obnoxious laugh gets him into trouble during a sacred silent ceremony. Shamed and embarrassed, Moki runs away and ends up meeting the King’s daughter Noelani, who is lost in the forest. It’s Not Fair, written by Tom Althouse, is an uplifting message about life and how things don’t seem to be fair for the some of us. For info, call 244-8760. International Festival of Canoes - Through May 29, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. at Banyan Tree Park on Front Street, Lahaina. Master Carvers from nations across the Pacific come together with Hawai`i carvers to create real canoes from wood logs. Demonstrations of oldstyle surfboard shaping and thatched house building, cultural arts lessons, and a Polynesian crafts fair. Free. For info, call 667-9194.

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41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

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MON - Willie K, Live 104.7FM; TUE - Ultra Fab Tuesdays w/Fat Joe, 9pm; WED - Sin Night, 9pm

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo, $5, 9pm

DJ Boomshot, 10:30pm

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

Gina Martinelli 6-9pm

Habanero Brothers 9pm

DJ EL Gato w/Elan Rae $5, 10pm

Live Local Artists No cover, 10pm

Rene Alonza w/Mike 6pm

Kenny Roberts 6pm

El Nino 6pm

Tommy Hall, Rene Alonza, Mike No cover, 10pm

John Moore Project w/Elan Rae No cover, 9pm

The Habanero Brothers $5, 9pm

The Family Affair Band

Karaoke w/James No cover, 10pm

Lonnie Digable 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

JACQUES

120 Hana Highway, Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Place, Kihei - 875-7711

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

MON - Reggae at the Rock w/Marty Dread, $5,10pm

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MON - Dr.Nat, Jazz/Salsa, No cover, 7:30-10pm MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm MON - Martini Monday; TUE - Island Grooves w/Vaugn, No cover, 9:30pm; WED - DJ BoomShot, No cover, 10pm

DA KINECALENDAR selection and adjustment, and a few office stretches. For info, call 270-7850.

ness enterprise. For info, call 808-887-0044.

ART Pacific Voyagers, Canoes Art Exhibit - Now through June 5, Tue-Sun, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. at the Schaefer International Gallery, MACC. A tradition in all of our Pacific cultures: the Northwest Coast, Hawai`i, Polynesia, Micronesia, New Zealand (Aotearoa) and Japan. The exhibit will be comprised of canoes, including paddles, drums and tools used in their making. The works of Maui photographer Masako Cordray will be featured, intimate black-and-white photographs of the Festival participants and Carvers. Free. For info, call 242-7469.

KEIKI Rennie Harris Puremovement Program - Sat, 10:30 a.m. on Channel 52. All the teen Hip-Hop fans will want to tune in to AKAKU for a fascinating program with local artists talking story with the performing artists of Rennie Harris’ Puremovement. For info, call 242-2787, ext 232.

LECTURES Office Ergonomics and You - Thu, 2-3 p.m. at Department of Personnel Services conference room, 6th Floor, 200 S. High St., Wailuku. Class for County Employees, where participants will learn how to identify correct monitor and keyboard height, proper chair

Entrepreneurship Session - Fri, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. at the Maui County Business Resource Center located in the Maui Mall. Established and Start-up entrepreneurs as well as other business service providers welcome to share challenges, solutions, brainstorm and network. Join David Fisher of Hawai’i Small Business Development. BYO Lunch. Free. For info, call 8738247.

POLITICAL Haleakala Nat'l Park Service Trips - Sat, 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. Projects include invasive plant removal, greenhouse work, planting, painting, ‘opala pickup and more. Appropriate for families with children age 6 and above. Free. For info, call 876-1673. US Coast Guard Open House - Sun, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. at Coast Guard Station, Ma’alaea Harbor. Mayor Alan Arakawa will read a proclamation on Safe Boating Week. Take a tour of various rescue boats and vehicles, along with pyrotechnic demonstrations, and view static displays of rescue equipment. Free. For info, call 875-9530.

Fundraiser will be used to defray travel costs, including a pre-season game on Oahu. Donation: $10. For info, call 572-1129. Open Gym Nights - Tue, 6:30-9 p.m. at Lahaina Civic Center. Sports available during those nights will be basketball, volleyball, table tennis and board games. Free. For info, call 661-4685.

STAGE Side Shows - Fri-Sat, 7 p.m.; Sun, 3 p.m. at Seabury Hall, Makawao. A festival of one-act plays to include 18 plays, nine each night, and 10 minutes in length. This year’s crop of plays include pieces by professional contemporary playwrights and nine current Seabury student playwrights. Adults $9, Seniors $8. For info, call 573-1257. Random Acts of Spring - Fri-Sat, 7:30-9:30 p.m. at The Studio Maui, Haiku. A showcase of cutting edge dance, film, theater, acrobatics and original music. The Random Acts series provides Maui’s artists a forum in which to present their work and Maui's community a chance to celebrate our artists. For info, call 575-9390.

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SPORTS Na Alii Football Team Fundraiser - 6 p.m. at King Kekaulike High School, Pukalani. The fundraiser will present a Chinese dinner, along with an auction including hotel stays, airline tickets and art pieces.

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria – John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Cafe O’Lei - Steve Sargenti, Tue-Fri 5:30-9 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491.0000 Cheeseburger In Paradise – Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Mon and Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. and 8-11 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Erik Pietsch Mon & Thu; Howard Ahia Fri-Sun, Hau Phat, Wed. All Sets 7:30 - 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Fish & Game Brewing Co. & Rotisserie - Nino Toscano, Thur, Fri; Kawika Lum Ho, Sat; Damien, Tue; E rnest Puaa, Sun-Wed; Brian Haia, Mon. All sets from 6-9 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Highway, 669-3474. Hula Grill - Kawika Lum , Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Thur; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; Ernest Pua’a Kawika Lum and, Sat; Kawika Lum Ryan Tanaka & Friends. Sun. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz – Acoustic Music with Mike Fri-Sat only 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 6670787. Kahana Terrace Restaurant – Harry Troupe, Tue and Thu; Randy Reno, Sat. All sets from 6-9 p.m. Sands of Kahana Resort, 669-5399. Kimo’s – Sam Ahia, Wed thru Sun, 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach – Crazy Fingers, Thu, 4-6 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri - Sat, 2:30 -5:30 p.m.; Kilohana,

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thursday05/19 KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

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Cool Rush 9pm

Ras Gabriel & 4word Band $5, 9pm

Gomega $5, 9pm

Karaoke 9pm

MON - Open Jam, 9pm; WED - Clinit, 9pm

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Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Ricardo Dioso 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

Live Music 9pm

WED - Karaoke, 9pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Cano Band $5, 9:45pm

LONGHI’S

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

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1945 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei - 879-9944

DA KINECALENDAR Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Wed Jarret Robak 4 - 6 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Parkway, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Pioneer Inn – Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu; 6-9pm; Greg Di Piazza, Wed 6-9 pm.,Tue Captain Billy Bones 6- 8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood -, Gene Argelle, Mon and Tue; Irish Billy Bones Wed- Fri. 6- 8p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477 Sea House Restaurant – Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon,Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Sir Wilfred’s At Whalers Village - Sun. Live Jazz 5 p.m. - 9 p.m. Main stage. The Best Jazz Musicians on the island, along with special guest stars. 2435 Ka’anapali Park Way, Lahaina 661-0202.

SOUTH MAUI Bada Bing - Fri, Hilarious improv comedy with The Pono Players. Dinner & Show, $35. Seating 5:30-7 p.m. 8 p.m. $5.1945 S. Kihei Rd. in Kihei 875-0188. Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo Sat Braddah Frances and friends 6:30 p.m. Sun Terri Garrison 4 - 6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844. Capische? – Mark Johnston; Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo Su, Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon.; all sets 7-10

p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. Maalaea Grill – Benoit Jazz Works, Thu, Fri and Sun, 6:30-9 p.m.; Jimmy C Jazz, Sat, 7-9 p.m. Maalaea Village Shops, 243-2206. Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon -Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041.

Peter. Wed & Fri Trevor Jones 4-6pm. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Wed-Fri; guitar and vocals w/ Brado, Sat; Brian Wittman Sun-Mon; Patrick Mayor, Tue All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Mulligan’s on the Blue – Fri ,Tue, Wailea Nights, , dinner and show. 8- 10p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7-10 p.m., Mon Gypsy Pacific 8-10 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, Wed,Sun 7 p.m.- 10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei 874-8385.

Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music 6 -9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.

Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertainment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sunset happy hour $3 special's. Live entertainment Sun, Tue, Thu Tony &

Café Marc Aurel - Thursdays, Gene Argel and Shiro Mori, 7-10 p.m, 2nd Friday of every month, Shimmy Nights with Bellyroll Dance Company, 7-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku near the Iao Theatre. 2440852.

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Mañana Garage – Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30 -9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

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Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything we’ve seen on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed. 4 p.m. - 8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz; 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.

HRC MAUI 900 Front St., Lahaina Info: 808.667.7400

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Embassy Vacation Resort – Ka’anapali Beach 104 Ka’anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu & Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon & Tue. All sets from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. Swan Court. The Blue Note Swing Orchestra, Dancing nightly to Swing.Tue,Th, Sat, 2 p.m.- 4 p.m. Spats: Weeping Banyan Lounge with nightly Live Hawaiian Contemporary Music 6:30 p.m. - 9:30 p.m.

Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 4:30 p.m., Kanahele Room; Lanui, live music and dancing, 6-9 nightly. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly; Sunday Champagne Brunch with Hawaiian music by Polinahe, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

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DJ Swerve No cover, 9pm

DJ Rock Hard Tark No cover, 9pm

MON - Mark & Mike; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac & Big Zeek, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

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Wailea Nights 8pm

Murray Thorne No cover, 9pm

Celtic Tigers No cover, 7pm

MON - Gypsy Pacific, No cover, 7pm; TUE - Acoustico, No cover, 7pm; WED - No entertainment

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Crunch Pups 9pm

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MON - Erin Smith, 9pm; TUE - Curtis Williams, 9pm; WED - J ROQ, 9pm

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am

DJ Heat, Hip-Hop & Dance, 9pm

Malino & Lahaina Grown $10, 9pm

Willie K, 8pm

MON - Ladies’ Night w/DJ Boomshot, Ladies free, 9pm; TUE - DJ, No cover; WED - Voodoo Suns, $5, 9:30pm

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

NEPTUNES

1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-2555

PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

Joe Cano 9pm

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744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

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Battle of the DJs $3, 10pm

Fine Line $5, 10pm

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

SANDBAR & GRILL

89 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8742

SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004

saturday05/21 sunday05/22 Sirus B Posse $5, 10pm

monday05/23 – wednesday05/25

Open Mic Night w/Jarod 10pm

MON - North Shore Sextet, 9:30pm; TUE - John Moore Project, No cover, 9pm; WED - Head High, $3,10pm

Acoustic w/Kanoa & Cody No cover, 9:30pm

MON - DJ ED V, No cover, 10pm; TUE - The Lollipop Landlords, No cover, 10pm

Hale & The Hot Lava Band No cover, 9pm

MON - No Entertainment, No cover; TUE - Erin Smith, No cover; WED - John Moore Project w/Elan Rae, 9pm

DJ Blast $10, 9:30pm

SPATS TRATTORIA

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

DJ Sunny No cover, 9:30pm

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd - 874-6444

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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Now that the sun has blown over into the windy terrain of those goofy Geminis, you have a chance to give special focus to the roles that silly sign usually occupies in your life: sexbuddies, sweet, casual longterm friendships, secret work allies, and the like. It’s hardly unheard of, but Geminis and Leos rarely hook up for the deep, heavy stuff. Your low-stress camaraderie is a blast, but it doesn’t always weather real hardship well. Keep that in mind when doors to deeper connections with Geminis seem to open this week. Really taking things there isn’t impossible, but it takes work and, probably, a long time. Could things quite simply be better as they are? Choose well; once you’ve stepped through one of these openings, there’s no going back.

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Heartfelt wishes can come true (or at least sort of true) this week. So, unfortunately, can heartfelt curses. Whenever you mix real feelings with your desires (whether positive or negative) right now, it’s liable to have some concrete effect in the world around you. I hereby drag out that tired cliché: be careful what you wish for. Feeling guilty (even in an abstract New Agey karmic way) at funerals isn’t fun. Now’s the time for your best, most generous and enlightened self to take the reins. Meditate as often as necessary. In other words, if you can’t think anything nice, don’t think anything at all.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Everyone plays this tricky game: convincing yourself that you want what you ought to want, instead of acknowledging (and going for) what you really want, no matter how socially, financially or aesthetically “unacceptable.” Libras, however, are especially susceptible to this curse. They often find themselves coolly married to people who fit some “ideal partner” image, instead of to those who arouse real passion. Attraction rarely conforms to your mental ideals. If you can let yourself pursue your lustiest, most powerful fantasies instead of your safest, “smartest” ones, your life will become much, much richer. It’s that simple.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) How long has it been, actually, that you’ve been holed up in your apartment, alone, listening to Dawn and Drew Show podcasts? I’m not saying you need to quit any of your favorite habits, but your substitutes for actual life are getting the best of you. Come on, go outside. Enjoy a little sunshine, maybe some human contact. All your secret, private pleasures will still be waiting for you when you get back. The beautiful thing is, if you manage to really involve yourself in what’s going on this week, you’ll still be able to enjoy them when you have time to, but you’ll no longer need them.

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Bank on your brilliance. There are times to cruise along on your achievements and not push things too much, and then there are times when you ought to just cash in. This week it’s not enough to just let things happen, not when pushing will yield so much. Everything around you is soft and malleable, primed for shaping and maneuvering. A diligent, determined and ambitious Aquarian could put herself in an amazing position right now, without hardly offending or displacing anyone else. It doesn’t matter what your goals are—a little creative life-sculpting can bring you much closer to them, right now. Get started; I can’t imagine why you wouldn’t try.

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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) You’re going to love this. You’re officially off the hook this week. You don’t need to deal with any real world bullshit at all. There’s no point, at the moment; you might as well ask your dog to do trigonometry. Bills, laundry, business crap—these are all in some incomprehensible foreign language right now. Instead focus on what is right up your alley this week: art, music, dreams, all that kind of rose-colored crap. It’ll feel good, you’ll get a lot done and ironically—albeit possibly in a very roundabout way—you’ll also get a lot closer to settling all the practical stuff you were avoiding in the first place.

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Back to the Grind Last week I said that I would continue my “Early Days” saga, and tell you all what happened when I moved back to San Francisco seven years ago. And I will, eventually, maybe in some sort of strange sequencing inspired by the Star Wars series. For now, I’ll just catch you up on what I’ve been doing lately… A few Fridays ago, I invited Sasha out for an intra-island adventure. My plan was to leave the Moroccan Bayou in Wailuku, head over to Compadres in Lahaina to see Zero Tolerance and Corpse, then to Neptune’s in Kihei to see The Easy and finally, over to Paia to catch Catastrophic at the SandBar and Gomega at Charley’s. As long as she didn’t have to do all that driving, Sasha was game. I was sober but still, all I remember of that night is that by the time we left Lahaina, Sasha was so drunk she needed a kickstand. The next day, I went to the beach in front of the Four Seasons Wailea. Lounging on the sand, I was just minding my own business, gawking at all the 40-something women in tremendous shape and catching up on my reading when none other than Mr. Big—the Mr. Big, Chris Roth of Sex and the City!—walked by me. Me! I’d love to insert a little scenario here of how he strode up to me, cocked his head and smiled suavely, using those lips of his to ask if he could sit on my beach towel, to which I replied, “Abso-fucking-lutely!” and then we whisked off in his limo to the airport so that we could dine in Paris, have drinks in New York and make mad, passionate love in St. Barts. But yeah… none of that happened. He merely jumped into the heavy shore-break, swam around a bit, got out, shook off and walked back towards the hotel. Later, I hung out in the lobby, reading, while the resort musicians set up. Some guests walked by and asked if I would be hula dancing with the band later. I told them it was hard to say. The Wednesday after that, I had lunch with some friends and co-workers at Compadres. We had all finished work early and were celebrating with margaritas and beer, as we do. Mainly, it was a gripe session. One of our buddies—“Dude”—will probably never live down his reputation as a wild man, a party boy and a Casanova. He’s a good-looking kid, a surf instructor with a wry sense of humor and generally, an all-around nice guy. But he used to tear up Lahaina with his house parties and drunken antics. Plus, there’s that story of him flying through the front window of the Hard Rock Café. But anyway, he was at lunch lamenting about a houseguest’s out-of-control peeing. As in, the guy was having trouble with his aim. Eventually, our friend had to have a heart-to-heart talk with him on toilet seat etiquette. “You know when I sit you down to lecture you,” said Dude, “you’re really in trouble.” The following Friday, Kim—a.k.a. Paris Hilton or Chaka Bong, depending on whether she’s lugging her requisite six bags for an overnighter or she’s asking to borrow the neighbor’s paraphernalia—came over for the weekend. We met up with Sasha and her hottie visiting friend Neil at the Ale House in Kahului, then we ambled on to the SandBar and eventually up to Casanova in Makawao. It was there that I resumed a nasty little habit of telling guys off after a couple of tequila shots. But actually, they always ask for it. As in, “Sam, why do you think I’m stupid?” I guess I feel that’s it’s my duty to tell them. But then I just go on and on and I feel like such an asshole the next day. It’s really not as gratifying as it should be. I just wish they’d stop asking. On Saturday, after the Ulupalakua Thing, the same group went over to Elan’s house in Paia for dinner and a Surfing Goat cheese-fest. Then, while Sasha, Neil, Kim and Reed were snoring on the couch and/or “watching” The Incredibles, Elan and I snuck away to the SandBar to catch the metal heads of Anesthesia. The next day, Kim, Reed and I tagged along with our dinner-making, congas-playing friend, who was invited to a party in Ulupalakua. It was at a beautiful house with spectacular views, a 10-piece jam band on the lanai and many earthy, parental-type people dancing and having a good time. After making several older male friends, Kim and I went looking for food and found it in—of all places—the kitchen, where we promptly set up camp. After a while, a bespectacled gentleman came into the kitchen, looked at me, looked at the food behind me, looked at me again then walked away. “I guess I scared him off,” I said to Kim, laughing. The man turned around and smiled. “I wasn’t scared,” he said. “I just didn’t see anything I wanted.” Samantha Campos is down with alienation and methodical anonymity, as long as she doesn’t spill her beer. MTW

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