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Some guy thinks teachers should be drug tested in Letters. A Maui-based group wants to clean up that giant garbage swirl out in the Pacific. Eh Brah! gives a shout out to a crossing guard. News of the Weird makes centipedes look like kittens. Rob Report says environmental organizations need your support now more than ever. LC Watch tells you how to join the fun. The Superferry (allegedly) hits a whale and Lingle does some aisle busting in Coconut Wireless.

12 FEATURE STORY Get in tune with our annual Mind, Body, Spirit issue, a guide to alternative paths to health and wellness.

THIS WEEK’S QUESTION What’s in the worst shape: your mind, body or spirit? Editor: Jacob Shafer Spirminody Calendar Editor/Staff Writer: Kate Bradshaw Mind (have you read my work?) Proofreader: Heather Nicholson Body Intern: Katie Barraco Contributors: Jessica Armstrong, Caeriel Crestin, Lloyd Dangle, Rob Parsons, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower None, all superb

27 ONO KINE GRINDS The new Paia cafe Green Banana makes a mean banana pudding. But it’s not green.

29 Take 5

30 MUSIC SCENE Kate goes bowling with Byron Brown and the Derelicts.

31 Mind Candy

32 FILM

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Barry Wurst II offers a passionate defense of WWF wrestling (it’s not fake!) and says The Wrestler is a pretty good, if wrenching, sports flick.

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Art Director: Brittany Shaw Spirit

General Manager: Jennifer Russo Administrative Executive: Judy Toba Mind Administrative Assistant: Jennifer Brown Mind Web Design: Linear Publishing www.linearpublishing.com Publisher: Tommy Russo Body

34 DA KINE CALENDAR Kate previews the week’s top events, including an appearance by eclectic L.A. outfit Ozomatli and a Candlelight Cinema documentary screening.

36 Calendar & Grid

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WILTED TRANSPLANT Miss readin’ dis paper. Lived in Maui, now moved back to the Mainland. Big mistake, lemme tell you. Once you go Maui you can never settle for nothing else. I Love Maui and its people, the atmosphere. Nothing like it. Mariela Higuera Willson, submitted online at mauitime.com

IMPARTIALITY? WHAT’S THAT? It’s wonderful you don’t have to sit on your impartiality anymore now that you’ve gotten to drop “elect” from Obama’s title [Coconut Wireless, January 22]. Perhaps you should add “His Majesty” instead, you know, for journalistic integrity.

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THE PRICE OF PROGRESS Re the controversy over developers disturbing ancient Hawaiian burial sites [“Bones of Contention,” January 15]: If we link ourselves with a culture not of our own the situation will develop that it will become difficult to regain what we discard in the name of progress. Of course we can continue to practice what we lose, but it will have lost its value. What has happened at Palama Drive is one consequence of our carelessnesses. Kimo Young, submitted online at mauitime.com

NICE JOB, ROB Kukui23, submitted online at mauitime.com

FAILING THE TEST So drug testing teachers is a violation of their “constitutionally protected privacy” [Coconut Wireless, January 15]? Says who? Everyone’s always calling children our “most precious resource.” Shouldn’t the people being paid to care for that resource be held to the same standard as a brain surgeon or an airline pilot? Certain jobs, when you take them you give up your privacy in the name of the greater good.

Congratulations to Rob Parsons for the 100th Rob Report [“The big one-doubleoh,” January 8]! Thank you for keeping us informed, for being an educated activist, for representing the sane voice, for all the research you do and for the hours and hours of time you put into being the Rob Report. Your good name and the influence you have in this community comes after years of being consistent, kindhearted, good humored and optimistic. The next 100 reports will inspire more to do more. Aloha. Wilma Nakamura, submitted online at mauitime.com

D.L. Morton, Kihei Ed. Note: You make an interesting point. Here’s what the ACLU’s Hawaii chapter had to say in a recent press release:

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lic safety. [Quoting a court ruling in West Virginia]: ‘A train, nuclear reactor, or firearm in the hands of someone on drugs presents an actual concrete risk to numerous people—the same cannot be said for a teacher wielding a history textbook.’ In addition to violating public employees’ constitutional right to privacy, random drug testing programs have been found demonstrably ineffective by the National Academy of Sciences, among others; these tests produce a false sense of security that distracts from actual safety threats, while potentially revealing sensitive personal information (such as medical conditions, prescription drug use or pregnancy). Furthermore, these tests can produce an unacceptably high rate of false-positives, resulting in suspicion cast on entirely innocent educators.”

“The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that the government may only conduct suspicionless drug tests of employees in ‘safety-sensitive’ job roles, such as air traffic controllers or nuclear power plant operators, whose job functions, if done improperly, would cause specific and potentially catastrophic threats to the pub-

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The great garbage swirl A patch of plastic twice the size of Texas is floating in the Pacific. Maui’s Rich Owen wants to clean it up he horse latitudes are known for dead wind. They lie between the 30th and 35th latitudinal parallels, across the globe, above and below the equator. Their name supposedly comes from the days when Spanish merchant ships, bound for the West Indies, would practically screech to a halt upon crossing the area’s threshold and, to lighten their load and conserve water,

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efit this Saturday at the Iao Theater, is quickly spreading the word. “When I look at the Earth as a whole I look at the ocean as the earth’s blood,” Rich said. “It’s where life began.” It takes less than a year for trash to travel from Asian waters to the patch and up to five years from the America’s west coast. Eighty percent of it comes from land; the other 20 percent comes from seafaring vessels. But it all gets trapped in the horse latitudes.

Items found include toothbrushes and kayaks. Much of the debris has broken down into tiny fragments, and fish and birds are ingesting them. would push overboard the horses they had brought along. (The Doors’ Jim Morrison wrote a creepy poem about the practice for the album Strange Days.) While they’re no longer the gravesite of countless unfortunate horses, the horse latitudes are now home to a new menace born of unfettered commercial striving: the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. This dry, windless area is dominated by the Northern Pacific Gyre, a wind current that encircles an area twice the size of the continental United States. This ribbon of wind traps floating debris, mostly plastic, in a perpetual clockwise swirl. Part of this massive patch sits between Hawaii and the Mainland. Rich Owen of the Environmental Cleanup Coalition, a Maui-based organization that is launching the beginnings of a cleanup effort for the area, said he first heard of the gyre from a friend. “Literally my stomach just started getting in knots,” the scuba instructor says. “I felt ill.” Owen had noticed an alarming volume of plastic in and around the water during a trip to Southeast Asia. “I actually saw a fish shit a piece of plastic when I was in Bali,” he says. It was enough to inspire Owen to look into the patch and ways to clean it up. The ECC’s Gyre Cleanup Project is still in the larval stage, but a public awareness campaign, including a ben-

Items found include hard hats, toothbrushes, bottle caps and kayaks. Much of the debris has broken down into tiny fragments, researchers say, and fish and birds in the area are ingesting them.

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Sea captain and ocean researcher Charles Moore said in a 2008 NPR interview that the area of the garbage patch itself is estimated to be twice the size of Texas, and growing every day. Moore motored through it during a trans-Pacific sailboat race in the early ‘90s and was appalled by what he saw, saying that, in the week that it took to pass through the area he “was confronted, as far as the eye could see, with the sight of plastic.” Yet you can’t see it in satellite photos, according to Algalita.com, the Web site of the organization for which Moore conducts research, because the debris is more “soup” than continent. Instead of forming a trash island, a literal wasteland on the surface, plastic fragments permeate the sea to great depths. And researchers say it doubles in size every time they go out

Satellite photos don’t do the swirl justice, because a lot of it’s underwater. there, which is on average every two years. Algalita is studying the impacts of such a high concentration of plastic—and the toxic chemicals some plastics emit as a result of photodegredation, or breaking down—on the marine life in the area, among other things. While the full extent of the patch’s detriment has yet to be quantified, Owen says it’s time to get to work. “Leaving the trash in the ocean is not an option,” he says. The ECC will be launching a research effort to find the most effective means of cleaning this menacingly large environmental hazard. Among Owen’s ideas are nets that would catch the larger pieces but allow marine life to escape. Owen says that researchers will also explore ways to repopulate the area. But before all of this happens, Owen’s nonprofit will be raising funds like crazy. Saturday’s event will not just serve to educate the public by way of a PowerPoint presentation. He’s also got a killer musical lineup slated. Performers like George Kahomoku Jr., Divino, Blane Lyon and Alana Cini will all do their part, and local artists will be selling their work to benefit the project. It’s an unfathomably huge task, one that nonbelievers say can’t be tackled. Some researchers say our best bet is to curb our plastic use. But Owen isn’t fazed by critics or the hugeness of this undertaking. Maybe someday soon, the horse latitudes will be known for something positive. MTW

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First, I would like to give a positive shout to the crossing guard who is outside of Kamehameha III in Lahaina every day when school lets out. He is out there rain or shine with a huge smile on his face. Children and parents alike love him. It is one of the best parts of my day to see all of the students give him hugs and high-fives on their way out. He is not only great to them but takes the time to give a friendly wave to every car that passes by. That is aloha spirit to me! As for the guy a few weeks ago who said he was getting the first ticket out of here next time he hears “aloha spirit”: I think he should open his eyes and see that it is everywhere if he took the time to look for it.


NEWSOFTHEWEIRD ALMOST HEROES They’re either earnestly civic-minded or people with issues, but in several dozen cities across the country, men (and a few women) dress in homemade superhero costumes and patrol marginal neighborhoods, aiming to deter crime. Phoenix’s Green Scorpion and New York City’s Terrifica and Orlando’s Master Legend and Indianapolis’ Mr. Silent are just a few of the 200 gunless, knifeless vigilantes listed on the World Superhero Registry, most presumably with day jobs but who fancy cleaning up the mean streets at night. According to two recent reports (in Rolling Stone and The Times of London), unanticipated gripes by the “Reals,” as they call themselves, are boredom from lack of crime and (especially in the summer) itchy spandex outfits.

HAS NOT BEEN READING THE NEWS The owner of a local ski shop told Colorado’s Vail Daily in November that he was confident he could sell his parking space in a town garage for his asking price of $500,000. After all, he said, it was on the top floor and next to an exit.

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Gotta Go includes a toilet and brings the flushing process to life for the child. An industry insider told the Washington Post that next season’s toys would be even more realistic.

PRIME REAL ESTATE The Platinum Lounge, a lap-dancing club in Chester, England, announced in November that it would begin selling advertising, in 4-by-6-inch body-paint squares, on dancers’ derrieres. Said the club’s agent, “I had to do a lot of research…to come up with the optimum size for the [ads]!”

HEAD TRAUMA Two brain surgeons in the western U.S. admitted that recent operations had shaken them up, though both said the patients have since been doing nicely. Dr. Peter Nakaji, expecting to find a dreaded tumor in the brain of a woman in Phoenix, was heard on a video of the surgery chuckling when he realized the problem was merely a worm on the brain stem (probably acquired from poor sanitation). And in December, a 3-day-old infant was doing well in Colorado Springs following the discovery and removal of a tiny, almost perfectly formed foot from his brain by Dr. Paul Grabb.

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Among the best-selling and most controversial toys of this past holiday season were the $39.95 Mattel Gotta Go Doll and the $59.95 Hasbro Baby Alive, both because of their interactive features, especially their digestion/excretion functions. The latter doll comes with its own food (“green beans,” “bananas”) and a warning (“May stain some surfaces”). The

More than 1,000 new animal species were discovered in the last decade in the area surrounding the Mekong River that runs through Myanmar, Cambodia, Laos, Thailand and Vietnam, including striped rabbits and a spider bigger than a dinner plate. Also found was a pink millipede that secretes cyanide, according to a December World Wildlife Fund report. MTW

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Amid all the pomp and circumstance of the Inauguration, there was one cathartic moment that slipped through the cracks. If you missed it, it’s worth watching: Six-and-ahalf minutes of commentary-free footage of Cheney and Bush exiting the Capitol on a fittingly cold, windswept January day. First there’s Cheney, looking positively Strangelovian in his dark gloves and wheelchair, being ushered into the back of a black limo. Then Dubya, smirking and posturing to the end, boards a helicopter with longsuffering Laura at his side, and as the thing slowly disappears into the gray, tumid sky you’re left with an odd mixture of anger and release. Even though they almost assuredly won’t be held accountable for their crimes, they’re gone. At long last, they’re gone. –JS

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Watchdog millionaire Maui’s environmental stewards need a lifeline.

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But of course there’s no substitute for firsthand experience. Plus, the more eyes that are pointed at those folks the better. Put it this way: if they could, I imagine the LC would bar the public before you can say “artificial public hair.” (For those new to this column…oh, never mind. It’d take too long to explain. Just go search the archives at mauitime.com.) I bring all this up because I’ve received a couple e-mails recently from actual citizens asking how, when and where they can attend the LC’s intimate get-togethers. Is it Rob Philbin, or Regis Parsons? It may indeed be an “against all odds” scenario to imagine that in these uncer-

Then we’d really have something to market to the rest of the world, besides

Why not set our sights on becoming a model for food, fuel and water sustainability and a showcase for environmental and cultural awareness? Then we’d really have something to market to the rest of the world, besides ziplines, hula shows, parasailing and celebrity chefs. cient staff and funding and the enormity of the challenges they face. Part of the reason environmental efforts are in desperation mode is because Maui’s planning process has operated something like a game show called Who Wants to Approve/Build/Sell a House for a Millionaire? The resultant impacts of this high-end development have been many: lost beachfront areas and coastal access; storm runoff and degraded coral reef ecosystems; strains on parks and wilderness areas; loss of open space views; tapped out fresh-water aquifers; and a sagging sense of defeat, a feeling in the community that there’s no way to stop or slow runaway development.

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You’re all invited! Rip-roaringly fun as they are, it had never really occurred to me that members of the public would want to attend LC meetings unless they had some immediate stake in one of the cases being heard. In fact, that’s kind of the impetus behind this column: we go so you don’t have to.

What will be the final answer? ue the music. Get your phone-afriend on standby. The clock is ticking, and Maui’s precious environment and quality of life are at stake! For $1,000, which eco-organization had its origins in the State Park at Makena efforts in the 1980s? A. Maui Unite B. Maui Tomorrow C. Save Makena D. South Maui Sustainability Even if you correctly named Maui Tomorrow as the group whose precursor’s efforts led to saving Makena’s Big Beach from development, there is another question which remains unanswered: In our current economic downturn, how will these nonprofit environmental groups and dozens of others like them land funding for their dedicated efforts? Volunteer groups working on conservation, preservation, restoration, planning and sustainability efforts on Maui and throughout Hawaii have many successes to show for their work. Yet much more slips through their fingers each year, due to insuffi-

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tain economic times, environmental watchdogging might receive the same level of million-dollar support as that given to development schemes. But if a street-smart kid from the Mumbai slums can win a million dollars and have a Bollywood ending with the most beautiful girl in all India, isn’t there yet hope of a happy outcome for Maui that doesn’t resemble a mini-Oahu or Mailbu? ecause of our geographical isolation, arguments for local self-sufficiency should be that much more poignant here than in, say, Des Moines. Why not set our sights on becoming a model for food, fuel and water sustainability and a showcase for environmental stewardship and cultural awareness?

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ziplines, hula shows, parasailing and celebrity chefs. Indeed, more and more experts are touting the wisdom of revamping our economy into something more locally sustainable, and in doing our part to show the rest of the planet what is possible. “It is not enough to just worry about Maui and Hawaii,” said Amazon ethnobotanist Mark Plotkin last week, during remarks at

For anyone else out there with the same burning question, here are the basics. The Department of Liquor Control has two arms: the Liquor Commission, which grants, renews and denies applications for liquor licenses and adopts rules; and the Adjudication Board, which considers alleged violations of the rules and metes out punishment. Generally, both the Commission and the Adjudication Board meet once a month, though months are skipped with some frequency. Meetings take place in the David K. Trask office building in Wailuku. More info can be found on the county Web site (co.maui.hi.us). Click on “departments” and select “Liquor Control.” Some of the meetings are quick and breezy; others are butt-numbingly long. Most contain at least one juicy nugget or quotable quote, though often you’ve got to slog through a lot of legalese. And no, unfortunately, drinking is not allowed.

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ROBREPORT the Dowling Company-sponsored Focus Green lecture series at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center. “Every place in the world needs indigenous peoples and cultures respected and protected. All primary forest should be protected.” Plotkin’s work as founder and president of the Amazon Conservation Team has won him high praise, including being named one of 2008’s Social Entrepreneurs of the Year by the Skoll Foundation. He has led efforts that have trained 60 indigenous park rangers, linked traditional medicine practitioners, built a hospital out of rainforest materials and trained native people in map-making skills, with assistance from Google Earth. As a result, more than six million acres of Amazon cultural lands and rivers are now mapped, helping defend loss of those areas to loggers, gold miners, agri-businesses and other interlopers who would fell the rainforests for their own gain. Plotkin emphasized the prevailing theme espoused by native shamans— that every action is interconnected, that “it’s all tied together. “All of these problems are caused by people and can be solved by people. But everyone must be involved,” said Plotkin. Indeed, if ever there was a time to encourage full participation in addressing and supporting the challenges before us, it is now. South Maui Sustainability (SMS), the upstart community group inspired by last year’s Focus Green speakers, is stepping up to the plate. In less than a year, they have spread awareness and information on a number of topics. et’s get back to our game. Which of the following was not the subject of a recent public presentation by speakers hosted by South Maui Sustainability? A. Renewable energy

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B. Walkable communities, transportation choices and public health C. Backyard gardening and composting D. Raising chickens in an urban neighborhood SMS’s Web site has become a huge portal of useful links for almost anything “green,” clean or eco-oriented, and so far without any substantial funding—just lots of enthusiasm. But a quick scan of committees reveals that SMS has established a fundraising and grants team, a wise idea if they hope to continue their initial flurry of successes. Oh yes, the correct answer above is “D.” There already seems to be sufficient local knowledge about raising fowl island-wide, while some have cried foul over being awakened by neighboring roosters. Maui Tomorrow and Sierra Club are two organizations with plenty to crow about, including successful litigation to uphold local ordinances and state laws. But legal efforts, as we all know, can’t get by on chicken feed. It would be a mistake to characterize these two groups as being lawsuit happy, however. In instances such as the state’s fast-tracking of Hawaii Superferry approvals ahead of legal environmental review, both groups made extensive efforts to resolve issues without legal intervention. But with intransigence all the way up to the governor’s office, the matter went to court anyway. The Supreme Court ruling in favor of the environmental groups was quickly reversed by a special legislative session resulting in Act 2, allowing Superferry to sail again. Only now are the real costs— both in dollars and to the environment— beginning to be felt and understood. A recent Honolulu Advertiser article listed at least $5 million in additional, unanticipated expenses in subsidizing Superferry, beyond the $40 million originally budgeted by the state. It is to the credit of these grassroots eco-groups that they raised sufficient funds to mount a legal challenge to protect Hawaii resources and taxpayers—and to win. But the meter is running, and these efforts and so many others also require support.

ur environment is our economy. That’s a line that’s been repeated many times, with varying degrees of authenticity. To assure that our elected officials and decision-makers set us on the right track and help establish a new green foundation of renewable energy and sustainability, we need watchdog efforts to guard the public’s interests. Greater presence is needed at the state legislature and Public Utility Commission to ensure that emerging renewable energy policy includes grassroots community input, and is not merely top-down planning by the governor, Hawaiian Electric Company, and their chosen designees. Great vigilance will be required to allow competition, encourage decentralization and promote energy efficiency and conservation. Continuing oversight is needed with our county council on planning issues, especially when they will be asked to review final longrange planning recommendations set forth by the General Plan Advisory Committee, now nearing completion of its monumental task. Advocacy for food sovereignty and fair allocation of fresh water resources is essential, as land and water decisions have long been controlled by plantation politics. Such efforts and initiatives must be supported with the same enthusiasm we islanders sometimes reserve for surfing, New Year’s fireworks, shopping or Super Bowl parties. In short, each and every person needs to contribute something, anything, in order for us to succeed. Barack Obama’s campaign was victorious in part because so many people were engaged, even at a level of contributing $5, or slapping on a bumper sticker. Similar widespread support is essential for local environmental and sustainability planning to succeed. As one who has adopted the watchdog moniker in my quests to improve Maui’s

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community, and protect the environment we all enjoy, I, too, am feeling the economic pinch. I was fortunate to serve four years as the Maui County Environmental Coordinator, thanks to the vision of Mayor Alan Arakawa. Recently, philanthropic funding has enabled me to continue grant research and work on alternative energy, water and food issues and island planning. Now, that financial support is gone. I have been in conversations with key Maui eco-warriors about establishing MANA—the Maui Action Network Alliance—to better connect and enhance the existing efforts of many great organizations, as well as working with government. Two or three full-time employees could make a considerable positive impact, much as Malama Kauai has done over the past year. This vision will require big-money donors, while so many of us are just trying to get by. In the meantime, I’ve buffed out a Web site that archives much of my writing and advocacy efforts, and added a PayPal button for easy donations. This is my unabashed invitation to each of you to visit that Web site and to give whatever you can. Know that your contribution will be used wisely, and will make a difference. As Amazon rainforest collaborator Mark Plotkin said, everyone must be involved for us to be successful. Everything is interconnected. Malama pono. MTW Rob’s website: legacyprojectshawaii.com Maui Tomorrow: maui-tomorrow.org Sierra Club-Maui: hi.sierraclub.org/maui/ South Maui Sustainability: southmauisustainability.org Dowling Company: dowlingco.com

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WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 21 This is what we’re in for, folks. The Obama presidency is barely 24 hours old and already the Fox News team is salivating over the fact that he’s “not really president” because he said the word “faithfully” at the wrong moment or something. To be clear: I am not saying Obama deserves anything resembling a free pass from the media; quite the opposite. With his sky-high approval rating and the pervasive sense of national panic, there are some disturbing parallels to the post-9/11 political climate when, you’ll remember, the mainstream press, with few exceptions, gave Bush the reverential kid-glove treatment. And we all know how that turned out. So yes, of course, we must question our leader and hold his feet to the fire when necessary. But not this tired brand of petty hairsplitting. Listen Fox: we know you’ve gone into a deep state of collective depression now that the Decider is an unemployed private citizen, but no amount of wishing will make him president again. If you really miss the guy that much, why don’t you go to like round-the-clock coverage of him clearing brush on his ranch or something and let the rest of us move on with the business of climbing out of the giant, gaping hole he put us in.

THURSDAY, JANUARY 22 The best thing about the start of a new legislative session (and it’s a long list to choose from) is the soaring, hyperboleladen speeches. Obama has set the bar pretty high in that department, but state Senate chief Colleen Hanabusa managed to clear it during her opening remarks: “These are the times when we show the people what we are made of. I am here to pledge this body’s unflinching commitment to putting the needs of Hawaii’s people before all other considerations.” So step one will be foregoing that 36 percent pay hike, right? Right?… In other news: Considering that she used to be one notch above Satan and just below gay Teletubbies (remember that?) on the Republicans’ list of people to blame for everything, it’s pretty amazing that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was confirmed by a 94-2 vote in the Senate. Whether it’s due to her fence-mending efforts or the strong push for national unity, Hillary, for better or worse, has come a long way from her “vast right-wing conspiracy” days. (Though you know a couple of those crusty old GOP barnacles wept a little inside when they muttered their “ayes.”)

FRIDAY, JANUARY 23 Time to play, Is This Good News? A number of highway projects on Maui that have languished for lack of funds could get a shot in the arm under a $4.2 billion statewide plan unveiled by Gov. Lingle. (Good news!) The projects will be paid for by increasing the gas tax and hiking vehicle registration and other fees. (Hmmm—bad news?) But lawmakers have promised that no tax increases will be implemented until Hawaii enjoys two consecutive quarters of at least 1 percent job growth, as reported in today’s Maui News. Which, given the gloomy predictions of many economists, could be a while. (Now I’m just confused.)

SATURDAY, JANUARY 24 Congratulations to Maui boy Destin Daniel Cretton, whose short film, Short Term 12, won a jury prize at the prestigious Sundance Film Festival. Cretton, who grew up in Haiku, cut his teeth as a producer at Akaku before having a documentary he made for the community access station picked up by HBO in 2007. In a statement on Akaku’s Web site, President and CEO Jay April called

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Cretton “a positive role model for Maui residents young and old.” Man, first Shane Victorino and now this. I think we might be enjoying a role model surplus.

SUNDAY, JANUARY 25 Hey, you know what we haven’t talked about in a while? The Superferry. First comes news that the Department of Transportation and Gov. Lingle are looking to sink another $5 million into the vessel. That includes $1.5 million for the Environmental Impact Statement required by Act 2, which you’ll recall is the law signed by Lingle that allowed the Superferry to begin operations without an EIS. So, to recap: the boat was launched, controversially, without an EIS; there have been problems, many of them related to the fact that an EIS wasn’t completed; and now state officials want more money to deal with some of those problems and complete the EIS. Is your head spinning yet? And speaking of problems: a few days ago the Honolulu Star-Bulletin ran a short item under this opposite-of-reassuring headline: “No whale strike occurred, Superferry says.” If the Superferry camp is saying there wasn’t a strike that must mean somebody is saying there was. That somebody is a passenger who reportedly called a federal hotline during a morning voyage. According to the Save Kahului Harbor blog, the passenger is sticking to his story despite the Superferry’s conclusion that there is “no credible evidence” of a strike and thus no need for further investigation. The bigger question of course is: what is the Superferry doing to avoid collisions with

whales and other ocean creatures? Not much, apparently. Scientists and environmentalists have called for the installation of water-level cameras and a meter that would record collision-related slowdowns. You know, the kind of stuff that a thorough, completed EIS could have mandated back before the boat ever left the harbor. Why didn’t anybody think of that?

MONDAY, JANUARY 26 OK, let’s be fair: I hear the Superferry has really comfortable seats. So comfortable, in fact, that you can barely feel the impact when it hits a whale.

TUESDAY, JANUARY 27 Gov. Lingle delivered her State of the State address yesterday. (Side note: they really need to come up with a less awkward name. “Condition of the Commonweal?” “Trim of the Territory?” “Status of the Sovereignty?”) Lingle promised upfront it would be “a fairly typical speech,” and for the most part she kept her word. Probably the best part was near the end, when the Guv announced she’s “enthused” to work “as a colleague rather than an adversary” with her esteemed cohorts in the legislature. “I will do more than reach across the aisle,” promised Lingle. “I will walk across the aisle.” She will dance across the aisle. She will leap across the aisle. Actually, you know what? She’s just gonna tear the aisle right out of there and everyone can sit on her lap in a giant chair while she reads them bedtime stories from the Superferry EIS. Can you feel the love? MTW

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A sound mind in a sound body is a short but “ full description of a happy state in this world. ” John Locke

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easy chair. Getting—and more importantly staying—fit can feel like an insurmountable chore. But health, as they say, is a journey, not a destination. Contained in that well-worn phrase is a valuable kernel of wisdom. You can’t view your health as a job to be tackled or a task to be completed; the work of your body and mind is never done (until it is, but that’s a topic for another issue). That may sound daunting, but it’s all in how you view it. Think back to a time in your life when you felt really, fundamentally good in every respect (yes, in your mind, body and spirit). The thoughts you’re likely conjuring up aren’t of grueling workouts or restrictive diets, but rather a general, pervasive sense of calm, happiness, confidence. Working on your body—on your temple, to borrow another cliché that is nonetheless endowed with insight—is not a zero sum game. As you gain in one area, you strengthen others. Well-being builds on itself. And, of course, you’re not alone in the journey. Especially on Maui, where the breathtaking beauty of nature serves as constant inspiration, there are myriad sources of assistance for those looking to nourish themselves both inside and out. In the following pages we’ve highlighted a few of these health helpers. Of course each individual’s tastes and tendencies will be different and our sampling is far from exhaustive. Not every diet or treatment will work for everyone. Our goal is merely to give you a place to start, and to remind you that no matter how much the world may conspire against you, you’ve got allies on the path to physical, mental and spiritual wellness.

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I’ll admit that when I saw the row of smoldering needles in my abdomen my Westernized brain had a fleeting moment of panic. But the treatment feels too good to fight it. Naïve as I may be to many aspects of alternative medicine, I’ve always been intrigued by the concept. Acupuncture especially is something I’ve wanted to try for years, but, truth be told, have avoided out of fear. Fear of what? You already guessed it: needles. In Western medicine, needles are always associated with necessary-butunpleasant things like immunizations and anesthesia. They numb us to pain or inoculate us against disease and so we grit our teeth and look away. But they aren’t fun. Wipe those associations away. Acupuncture needles are nothing like the big intimidating surgical deals. They’re small, almost cute, even when they’ve been set on fire. But I’m getting ahead of myself. You’ve probably never seen Iao Acupuncture unless you’ve gone there for a treatment. Tucked away at the end of North Church Street in Wailuku in a small residential nook, it’s one of those places where you’re sure you’ve gotten lost until you reach the entrance, then you instantly know you’re in the right spot. A red-painted wooden archway leads into a small, tranquil, landscaped yard replete with rocks and the requisite babbling water fixture. After removing my slippers and entering the small office, I was immediately greeted and offered some water. A short wait later, I found myself seated across from owner and acupuncturist Christine Asuncion, whose impressive resume includes a Masters degree from the Pacific College of

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Continued from pg. 13 and other styles like Chinese or Korean (variations mainly center on how and where exactly the needles are placed). Of course I was glad to learn I was in capable hands, and the information Christine provided was both easy to understand and informative. But I couldn’t shake that silly, nagging question: will it hurt? The answer is: no, not really. Though Christine says different people have different reactions—ranging from tingling to warmth to slight throbbing to nothing at all—the most intense sensation I felt would best be described as mild discomfort, but the good kind. You know what I mean—the type of pain that’s not only bearable but oddly, undeniably pleasant.

Getting back to those needles: in addition to being diminutive and non-threatening, they’re placed carefully just under the surface of your skin. Subtlety. That word sums up not only the needle placement but the whole experience. OK, now what about the fire? Yes, I was wondering the same thing myself. The technique, called moxibustion, involves placing a small amount of the herb mugwort (also called moxa) either on the end of the needle or directly on the body and igniting it. Trust me, it’s way less scary than it sounds and doesn’t hurt at all. The effect is a gradual but noticeable warming of the area around the needle, which intensifies the sensation but never approaches the feeling of being burned. I’ll admit that when, at my request, Christine held up a mirror to show me the row of smoldering needles in my abdomen my Westernized brain had a fleeting moment of panic. But the treatment feels too good to fight it. After the moxa had been snuffed out and the needles removed I transitioned to a 20-minute date with an electronic massager that looks kind of like a very inviting MRI machine, if you can picture such a thing. Your feet go in instead of your head and the tube slides up to your shoulders. Heat is radiated from above while rollers move down your back and legs. When it comes to massage, my official stance is that there’s no substitute for the human touch. While I still think that’s true, this wasn’t one of those vibrating gizmos you get your mom for Mother’s Day. The rollers had clearly been programmed to hit key points with precision and firm but not overpowering pressure. The heat, meanwhile, aided relaxation. I closed my eyes and the time flew by. Overall, my initial trepidation aside, the experience was extremely worthwhile. I walked out into the wet Wailuku afternoon with an overall sense of well-being; things looked a little clearer, my step was a little lighter. It was the kind of feeling that’s difficult to pinpoint (hey, unintentional acupuncture pun) but impossible to ignore. And I haven’t had a head cold since. Plus, now I can tell anyone who questions my manliness that I was once stuck full of flaming needles Iao Acupuncture is located at 2114 N. Church St., Wailuku. and not only did I live to tell the tale, For more information call I enjoyed it. MTW

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It’s not like we scorn bathing or believe that goji berries are infused with the essence of the Holy Spirit. Most of us don’t, anyway. Yet vegetarians and vegans are often pigeonholed. Granted, we are marginal. But we’re not extreme. My choosing to pour soymilk into my coffee does not signify a desire to dismantle civilization as we know it (we’re doing a good job of that as it is). It’s easy to see why there’s a stigma attached to people who choose not to consume animal products, given the number of individuals who follow this lifestyle out of 1) a pseudo-spiritual longing for so-called oneness, wholeness or whatever happens to be the hippest state of being (or nonbeing, I guess) at the moment; or 2) the need for a soapbox atop which to stand. Those people are the ones that stay veg for a few weeks before rationalizing their consumption of a burger while stoned. Contrary to these stereotypes, most vegetarians and vegans have very rational reasons for adhering to a plantbased diet. Recent years have turned up research that points to veganism (avoidance of anything that comes from an animal, from steaks to caviar to cream) as a means of improving a number of health conditions, namely Type II diabetes, a condition that’s on the rise both in Hawaii and nationwide. Hawaii has thousands of vegetarians and vegans. Laurelee Blanchard, president of the Maui chapter of the Vegetarian Society of Hawaii, says that the organization has over 2,000 members.

This, according to the VSH Web site, makes the group one of the largest vegetarian societies in the nation. Membership does not consist solely of moon howlers and Seventh Day Adventists (not that there’s anything wrong with that…). “We’re all-encompassing and we’ve got a wide umbrella,” Blanchard says. “We welcome everybody.” People give up animal products for a wide variety of reasons: health, ethical and moral considerations, spiritual beliefs, environmental concerns and as a means of weight control (though restricting one’s diet in this way will probably not make you railthin. If it does, you’re doing it wrong). VSH members reflect this diversity, Blanchard says. The group doesn’t have regular meetings, but instead hosts lectures and presentations by speakers brought in from across the globe. They offer (but don’t force) information about vegetarianism at the talks. VSH’s monthly lectures reflect the diversity of the vegetarian community on Maui. Blanchard says the speakers truly run the gamut: esteemed dietitians, athletes, environmental activists, spiritual leaders and even comedians bring their angles on vegetarianism to the podium. “Every speaker has a different approach,” says Blanchard, which reflects the herbivore community as a whole. Yet omnivores are not uncommon in VSH lecture audiences. Blanchard says that speakers often take an informal poll at the beginning of each event to see how many non-vegetarians are in attendance, and there are usually at least a few. “We really like getting people who aren’t vegetarian or vegan because you’re not preaching to the choir,” she says. Blanchard says lectures featuring health professionals like cardiologists and medical doctors have the biggest turnout. Yet when author, comedian and Bizarro comic strip creator Dan Piraro spoke at VSH’s January edition, Blanchard says he drew around 100 people. There was also a big turnout when Dr. Terry Shintani came and spoke about quick ways to lose 10 pounds last January. The Optimum Living Alliance prepares vegan food for the events, showing the general public that vegan food doesn’t consist of twigs and leaves. Continued on pg. 18

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Continued from pg. 17 Contrary to what many might think, being vegetarian, and even vegan, on an island where Spam and fish reign is pretty easy. There are thousands of vegan recipes online, and most ingredients are easy to find. Plus, Maui has tons of restaurant options. Places like Fresh Mint in Paia offer all-vegan fare, and many more restaurants offer veggie options. Blanchard names Wailuku’s A Saigon Cafe, Moana Cafe in Paia and Polli’s in Makawao (which offers vegan ground-round as a meat substitute in any dish) as among the best bets on-island. Other safe bets include Tiki Lounge (they cook all of their veggie items on a separate grill) and Wok Star in Kihei and Kahuna Kabob in Lahaina. The fact that such establishments are acknowledging the existence of people who adhere to a meat-free diet is a good sign for a number of reasons. First, it means that we can dine out with omnivore friends without worrying about our only option being spaghetti or iceberg lettuce.

Second, it signifies a growing tolerance for—if not acceptance of—this lifestyle. Plus, while we don’t maintain the illusion that we’ll change everyone’s dietary habits, those that are curious about going veggie can experiment painlessly. Most vegetarians and vegans are very passionate about the beliefs that drove them to adopt this lifestyle, but to be exclusive or irrational will not further the cause. Instead, being divisive serves to worsen the stigma we’re trying to shake off. Many of us avoid animal products out of compassion and tolerance, so to criticize those who don’t adhere to our principles would be sheer hypocrisy. MTW

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I like Buddha statues, essential oil and Indian artwork as much as the next girl. I’ve had many opportunities to search the New Age shelves for enlightenment in shops around my quietly eccentric hometown. But I admit I’ve never really felt like I was completely “getting it.” The spiritual, metaphysical stuff, I mean. That began to change when I discovered Sylvia Wedmedyk’s Green Lotus, a hidden gem of a store that’s much more than meets the eye. Inside its unassuming Wailuku storefront, a few pieces of Eastern artwork hang from the walls. There are also the typical figurines, incense, candleholders, a selection of bohemian clothes and a small collection of books and music. The focus of Green Lotus, however, and Wedmedyk’s lifelong passion, is crystals and minerals. Thousands of pieces from her collection of unique and rare specimens spill neatly onto meticulously organized shelves around the room. “People have told me my store is unique on Maui,” says the soft-spoken Wedmedyk, as she and her assistant Mary Rose Noel walk me through the store, pressing crystals into my hands and explaining which ones are used for relaxation or gaining inspiration, which ones heal toothaches and which are for breast cancer. “A lot of times people have an inclination or a healing from a particular stone,” Wedmedvk explains. She says people will often intuitively choose a crystal that has an effect they are in need of, without knowing particularly what it is. It’s obvious that Wedmedyk knows much more than her fair share about these things. “The stones speak to you,” says Noel. A beginner to crystal healing, she circles the room, showing me one favored stone and then another, describing all the different vibrations she picks up from them.

What I didn’t know about crystals when I waltzed into the store was, for starters, how many different kinds there are and how many ways they can potentially heal, protect, inspire and generally help people. I knew nothing about chakras, which apparently are closely liked with crystal healing. The six-sided crystal of common quartz, for instance, is a transmitter of electrical energy (often used in watches), and in the same way it can be a transmitter of healing energy. The popular amethyst, which seems to be all over the store, has a calming effect and imparts peace and tranquility. Wedmedyk said the purple crystal is particularly helpful for recovering alcoholics. “But don’t keep it in the bedroom,” she cautions. “It’s not a sexual stone; it’s too soothing.” The orange stones, like fiery carnelian, are the sexual ones. Soft pink rose quartz is the love stone; it kicks negative emotional energy to the proverbial curb. “My boyfriend left me, he was falling in love with another woman,” says Wedmedyk, explaining her first personal experience with crystal healing. “I wore a rose quartz heart pendant around my neck and I could feel the pain in my heart draining into it.” Rare crystals—like Wedmedyk’s Lemurian stones that supposedly have writing from an ancient society and moldavite crystals from falling meteors—are among the more powerful pieces in the Green Lotus collection. But everyday agates and turquoise have a place in the store as well. The place is like a little crystal museum, where all the artwork is for sale. “They’re all my little babies,” Wedmedyk says. I left Green Lotus a lot less skeptical about the power of crystals and minerals. I mean, if I can sleep better, heal faster or become more intuitive or wise just by being Green Lotus is located at in contact with a crystal, why wouldn’t I? 1816 Mill St., Wailuku. After all, stones have been around since, For more information, call (808) 244-2300 or visit well, the Stone Age. MTW

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“A Doctor’s Confession to Maui” And Why I Still Do What I Do... CONFESSIONS ARE TOUGH. Real tough! Yet, sometimes a confession helps clear the air so there’s no misunderstanding. Before I talk about my confession, though, let me say a few other things first. Let me tell you about the picture you see of a very happy and loving family. The mother, Christina Kaina, was plagued with severe debilitating back pain, 24/7. So much that she was unable to sit, stand, lay down, walk or sleep without being in excruciating pain. She wanted desperately to be pain fee and be a good mother to her children, and to push her son, Logan, in his stroller. So she did everything that her medical doctors told her to do. Yet, after many doctor’s exams, specialized tests (i.e. CT and MRI scans) and tons of prescriptions, she was told that there is nothing that could be done. Her doctors declared her to be physically disabled. Now imagine being a 35-yearold mother with two children who used to be healthy, active, happy and felt great, being declared physically disabled and being in constant pain 24/7. After Christina started coming to our office, her problems improved, and her body started to heal itself. She was able to sleep all night without pain, she was able to push her son Logan around the neighborhood in his stroller. She was having pain-free days

and regaining her previous healthy, happy active lifestyle as the best Mom she could be. She enjoyed playing with her children and participated in all family activities. Her three-year-son, Logan, the baby in the picture, suffered from severe stomach and intestinal problems for half his life. After I started to adjust him, he improved immediately and is fully recovered. The beautiful girl in the picture is Holly, who has had Juvenile Rheumatoid Arthritis since birth. She is also getting adjusted and

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Patients come to me and thank me for “curing” them, but I’m unable to really take the credit. My confession is that I’VE NEVER cured anyone of anything. What I do is perform specific spinal adjustments to remove nerve pressure, and the body responds by healing itself. We get tremendous results with our patients. You benefit from an amazing offer. It shouldn’t cost you an arm and a leg to correct your health. When you mention this article, you’ll receive my entire exam, including xrays for $75. Even with xrays, this exam could cost you over $200 elsewhere. And further care is really affordable and you’ll be happy to know that I have affordable family plans. Great care at a great fee... Ashley and Jennifer will make you feel comfortable as soon as you meet them. Everyone enjoys coming to our office where they can relax and recharge. We have wonderful services, at an exceptional fee. Our office is called Maui Family Chiropractic, and is located at 95 Lono Avenue, Suite 203 in Kahului. Our phone number is 871-6218. Call us for an appointment. We can help you. Mahalo, - DR. JAMES

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By Jen Russo

This is the era of the modern spa treatment. It helps of course that Maui is a tourist destination and home to a seemingly countless array of spas. The Valley Isle is also known for its open culture of healing. Most resorts—which are catering more and more to locals in the face of the visitor downturn—have either recently built new spas or have expanded existing facilities. Maui also has quite a few small independent spas, which offer unique, lesser-known therapies.

In recent years, spa treatments have attained “trendy” status. But spas, of course, are not new. Humans have known for thousands of years that heat, massage, baths and skin and other treatments have vital, transformative curing effects. In recent years, spa treatments have gained cultural traction, to the point where they’ve attained “trendy” status. But spas, of course, are not new. The therapeutic spa was an integral part of ancient cultures from Rome to China. Humans have known for thousands of years that heat, massage, baths and skin and other treatments have vital, transformative curing effects.

Where the Western spa experience is more clinical, the Eastern spa ritual is earthier. I was drawn to Mandara Spa at the Wailea Marriot Resort and Spa. The massage menu here is rich with cultural treatments: Lomi Lomi, Thai, Shiatsu, Reiki, Indian Ayurveda and Balinese massage, to name a few. After scanning exotic therapies like coconut rub and milk ritual wrap, frangipani and body nourish wrap, I decided on a traditional Javanese Lulur. This body therapy has its roots in 17th century cleansing rituals for brides in Java, Indonesia. While my bridal moment has come and gone, I was hoping this treatment could relieve stress, tame a few knots in my neck and leave my skin exfoliated and recharged. Ingredients like turmeric, red rice, fenugreek, jasmin, and ylang ylang are combined into a paste that is rubbed on your body, leaving your skin smooth, refreshed and invigorated. The Balinese style of massage that followed really removed tension from my muscles. I’m sure the almost impossibly tranquil spa setting helped. “The main feature that defines a Balinese massage is the use of the fingers and thumbs, which are used to apply deep circling and stroking pressures, working into the muscles,” explains principal therapist Amanda Pasiuk. “Unlike Shiatsu or Thai massage, the pressure is not static, but sensitively moves into the body and trigger points to relieve muscle tension.” Mandara has a lot of options that cater to the resident Mauian who’s on a budget but looking to spluge. On Tuesdays they offer a two-for-one kama‘aina special where two people can get treatments for the price of one. “A visit to the spa will help remind you some of the reasons visitors keep returning to the island,” says spa director Andrew Johnston. “Living here it is easy to become Continued on pg. 22

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Continued from pg. 21 wrapped up in ‘real life’ and we forget that we live in a tropical paradise that most of the world can only dream of visiting in their lifetime. The entire spa experience allows you to treat yourself like ancient royalty, even if only for a moment.” Adds therapist Pasiuk: “A day in the spa allows you to reconnect with your body, mind and spirit. It promotes healing from within a sanctuary that provides a safe escape from the outside world.” MTW

Make your own Lulur body treatment If your’re strapped for cash and can’t make it to a big spa for a fancy treatment you can try this at home. Don’t worry, it’s easy: you probably have many of these ingredients already, and if not everything can be found easily at the drugstore, supermarket or natural food store. Feel free to substitute your favorite essential oils and other components to suit your tastes. JASMINE LULUR Combine approximately 3 tablespoons of Mochiko rice flour in a small bowl with 2 teaspoons turmeric, 1 teaspoon sandalwood essential oil, 3 drops jasmine oil and a splash of water to make a paste. Put two cups of plain yogurt in another bowl How to use it: 1. Massage a body oil of your choice into your skin 2. Take the paste and rub over your body. Let it dry. Rub off body for exfoliation 3. Rinse 4. Take the yogurt and rub over your body. Yogurt is a natural lactic acid that smoothes and moisturizes your skin 5. Rinse and soak in a bath. Add flowers or bath salts as desired

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By Jared Libby

When you think of personal trainers, you might picture some ‘roided out Schwarzenegger wannabe screaming in your face to “pump it” or “push it,” or an overly peppy, Diet Pepsi-swilling cheerleader type. And even if you do find a trainer you like working with, you still have to go to the gym, find parking, fight traffic and share sweat with a bunch of strangers. A sportsmedicine.com poll asked 1,500 people what kept them from going to the gym. Forty-six percent said gyms where too crowded; 21 percent said they didn’t know how to properly use the equipment; 19 percent said they thought they were the only ones not already in shape; 11 percent said the gyms were full of rude people who don’t wipe off their machines. And 3 percent said they were simply afraid. If you fall into any of these categories, you might want to consider a different approach. That approach might come courtesy of Catherine Maurice. Maurice, the founder of Maurice In-Home Personal Training, literally brings the workout to you. Schedule a session with her and she’ll be at your doorstep, equipment in tow, ready to motivate, educate and, if necessary, even kick a little butt.

Maurice started her career training in large corporate gyms but felt stifled. Expected to sell sessions more than get results for her clients, Maurice says she got fed up. “They didn’t care about their clients, just their sales figures,” she says. “You had to shut them off at 50 minutes and move on the next person. It was so impersonal.” So Maurice set out three years ago to start her own business. She wanted to help people by making working out easier. She wanted to train people on their own terms, away from the gym and away from the stress, insecurity and fear.

Schedule a session with Catherine Maurice and she’ll be at your doorstep, equipment in tow, ready to motivate, educate and, if necessary, even kick a little butt. “People feel more at ease in their own space. It’s easier for them to express themselves and open up,” says Maurice. “It’s an opportunity to build a real relationship with clients.” Becca Wells of Kihei is one such client. Wells says while she has a gym membership, she finds it difficult to find guidance. “It’s kind of hard to ask a stranger for help if you’re not sure how to do something,” says Wells. “It’s way more motivating [with Catherine]. I know she’s going to be there and I get pumped up for it.” Wells is among a rapidly growing client base that Maurice thinks is simply ready for something new. Maurice said her work as a yoga and Pilates instructor helps her diversify her sessions. With a B.S. in Sports Medicine and years of study and training in nutrition, alternative healing and mind/body work, Maurice’s knowledge base is both varied and vast. You can tell by talking to Catherine that this is her life’s work. “I’m passionate about it and it makes me feel good,” she says. “And it makes me really happy when I can get someone else to feel the same way.” There will always be giant fitness facilities—and that approach can work for some people—but it’s nice knowing there are alternatives out there. Catherine Maurice has taken the best parts of a personal trainer—the one-on-one experience, accountability, motivation and guidance—and packaged them up for home delivery. Once she’s at your door, there’s no putting off your workout ‘til tomorrow. And once you start feeling and looking better, you won’t want to. MTW

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They’ve got a peel Bustling new Internet cafe joins the Paia bunch. Don’t miss the pudding... aia is getting dangerously close to good restaurant overload. Though there are solid dining establishments sprinkled across the island, no town can claim a higher concentration of can’t-miss eateries than Maui’s cozy little North Shore hamlet. Add another one to the list. Green Banana Cafe, which opened last month and touts itself as an “Organic Eco Internet Cafe”, welcomes passersby with a vibrant interior and spacious outdoor seating. People and their laptops are scat-

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Upstairs, sunburned surfers and European tourists check their Facebook pages and print airline tickets on public computers ($3 for a half hour; $1 for every 10 minutes thereafter). Art lines the wall. Owner Dean Wong tells me he plans to get regular live music up and running in the near future. He also says they’ll keep expanding the menu. Right now the menu is small, but what it lacks in quantity it makes up for in quality. They’ve got two smoothies at the moment, one featuring bananas and mixed berries, the other centered around acai (pronounced “ah-sigh-ee”) a rich, purple, almost chocolatey berry that’s been steadily gaining popularity in recent years. It’s touted for its nutritional umph and I have no reason to doubt that it’s good for you, but the main thing is it tastes excellent and is capable of carrying a smoothie, something not every berry can claim.

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Green Banana also mixes hot drinks, including made-on-site chai. They’ve got bagels and locally baked goodies and…I can’t believe I’ve gotten this far without mentioning the banana pudding. Now, I’ll preface this by saying I have a mixed relationship with the banana. Oh I like it fine in some things, but I’ve found for my palate, a little goes a long way. Which is to say: normally you wouldn’t find me raving about banana pudding. But these are not normal circumstances. Created using a recipe passed down from his father that Wong estimates is more than 70 years old, the pudding is sweet but not too sweet, creamy but not overpoweringly rich. Garnished with whipped cream, some banana slices and a deliciously mysterious cookie-like

swirl, it’s the kind of dessert where you wish you had a spatula instead of a spoon to scrape those last few dollops off the bottom of the bowl. Wong says his goal was to create a hip coffee shop—the kind you’d find in Seattle or San Francisco—while staying true to what makes Maui, Maui. To that end, Green Banana uses mostly local, organic ingredients (and they hang cool surfboards from the ceiling). Wong adds that he knows times are tough. “I think people should be able to get a good cup of coffee and something to eat for $10 or less,” he says. That’s great, but honestly I’d pay whatever he asked for some more of that pudding. Seriously. It’s really good. MTW

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CAFÉ MARC AUREL We like to promote local ale whenever possible (see below) but there’s an undeniable fact that can’t be ignored: our friends in Europe make pretty excellent beer. One example is Germany’s Franziskaner Hefeweizen, which comes in a lovably large bottle at Wailuku’s hip little café (which is known for its wine but deserves credit for carrying an intriguing array of beers). One rule with this baby: forgo the glass and handle the bottle. Builds character. 24 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-0852.

MAUI BREWING CO. So this is kind of cheating because technically I don’t think you’re supposed to drink them at the bar, but no list containing the words “ginormous” and “beer” would be complete without mentioning the growler. A half-gallon brown glass jug that can be filled with any of MBC’s locally made libations, the growler is yours to keep, drink, wash (water only, no soap) and refill as often as you like. Not for the casual sipper, but if you’re a hardcore beer lover, this is pretty close to a must-own. 4405 Honoapilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-3474. MTW

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Derelict wind When Byron Brown and his crew blow through town, expect the unexpected Byron Brown and the Derelicts are trouble. I know firsthand. I had anticipated the standard interview: How long have you played together? Who are your influences? You know the drill. The three-piece band showed up at my Wailuku office at roughly 3:15pm on a Friday. “We’re going bowling,” Brown, sporting a pair of gigantic rock star sunglasses, said. Impossible, I thought. There’s one bowling alley on the island, which happens to be down the street, but it’s always closed for league play. Besides, slipping unnoticed past the honchos during business hours is a challenge in my office. Yet somehow within 15 minutes, there we were, sucking down BYO Heinekens, hurling rocks toward the pins and taking turns strumming LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - FAMILY FRIENDLY

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seen. His kit includes at least a dozen pieces, including toms and snares ranging in tone, all of which he uses. Bass player and backup vocalist Alan Jacob fared better at the game, and coached me on my own. The soft-spoken Galveston, Texas native has been with the band all of three weeks. Anyone who needs proof of his lifelong devotion to music need only observe the symmetric fshaped soundholes (the kind you see on a cello) tattooed on his upper arms. Brown rolled on intermittent turns, but didn’t keep score. He was jamming most of the time, as he had convinced the woman behind the counter to let him play inside. Between turns I would ask him to explain some of his lyrics. The song “It’s Cool,” a funky, catchy tune that you can hear on their MySpace page, is about breaking up with a girl who isn’t taking a hint. “Old Man Barbarino” is about a guy who sells second-hand clothes out of his trunk. Brown says that a lot of his lyrics follow a narrative, and many are composites of various experiences he’s had. We were asked to leave the premises at around 4:30pm, surprisingly not due to bad behavior but because that was when the place actually closes. We headed to Iao Valley to finish the interview and jam some more. Brown explained the depravity that inspires many of his lyrics as well as the type of music one can expect the band’s shows. Their sound, he says, is “all over the place.” Their influences range from Marvin Gaye to various genres of Latin music to, yes, Dave Matthews Band. Their sets comprise mostly originals, but they throw in a few covers including Weezer’s “Say It Aint So” and Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get it On.” “What about ‘Sweet Home Alabama?’” I asked. “I hate that song.”

“I’ve never wanted to be that band and I never will be,” Brown said. They delivered me, mildly sloshed, back to my office shortly after dark. I agreed to check out their show the following night. Saturday’s show started out pretty lowkey despite the band’s volume and energy, but by the end of the night the patch of wood that serves as the Dog and Duck’s dance floor was pretty packed. I turned my attention to those in attendance. The bar perked up as soon as the guys started, and the room’s energy stayed consistent throughout. The music seemed to have power over the audience—heads bobbed during the funky, high-energy tunes and faces appeared wistful when they broke out slower tunes, especially during “Say It Aint So.” Toward the end of the night Bowersox busted out with a five-minute drum solo. Everyone was floored. I partially expected debauchery or violence, given that I was among derelicts, but was (somewhat) relieved to find little of either. But there are stories. Brown says that a former bass player once passed out on stage midsong (he had been playing while lying down). Another time, he tells me, a man carrying a cane topped with a replica of his own head threatened to stab Brown in the chest. The band doesn’t play out all the time, but they do have a couple of shows in the coming weeks. They’re set to open for jam band Supertrout at Charley’s and The Cellar 744 this weekend, then will tear it up at Wailuku’s First Friday in the courtyard of Maui Time’s very own lair. Expect a little trouble and a lot of funk. MTW


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Songs for the treadmill LOVE, “7&7 IS” Shape magazine usually publishes playlists meant to accompany your workout. Up-tempo tunes, of course, will help keep you moving. Yet Fergie and the other artists whose music tends to frequent these lists have the reverse effect on me. At least twice I have actually left the gym, midworkout, because I couldn’t take any more Lindsey Lohan, which is the kind of stuff gyms think motivates sweaty people. After one such incident I huffed out of the gym amid some Mariah Carey song and went directly to the nearest place that sold iPods that wasn’t Wal-Mart. A strong antidote to the bland bubblegum emitting from gymnasium speakers is music by ass-kicking bands like Love, Blue Cheer and Moby Grape, and “7&7 Is” is a particularly killer example. This aggressive proto-punk tune will get you to full speed by the end of the first measure. It lets up twice for a cryptic chorus before resuming its full intensity. If I were a high school physics teacher I would play this song for my students when explaining momentum.

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GIPSY KINGS, “VOLARE” It starts out slowly. But you can’t judge a song by its intro. Within 30 seconds it blasts into a full-blown, radiant flamenco tune. If you are on the treadmill when this happens you may feel your hips start to twitch. This is instinct. I wouldn’t fight it, but at the same time I don’t advise dancing on treadmills unless you’ve had training. I also wouldn’t recommend any of the other versions of this tune, which tend to be more down beat, sometimes verging on loungey. The original was penned by Domenico Modugno and won a Grammy for Record of the Year in 1958, but the Gipsy Kings’ cover is absolutely electrifying. Other Gipsy Kings tunes that will help breathe a little life into treadmill time include “Bem, Bem, Maria,” “Bamboleo” and of course their cover of “Hotel California” (the song that plays during the scene in The Big Lebowski that introduces The Jesus, and we all know that nobody messes with The Jesus). Part of the band’s appeal is their ability to sweep you to some Mediterranean locale and make you forget that you are in fact expending calories on the equivalent of a hamster wheel.

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HOPE SANDOVAL & THE WARM INVENTIONS, “ON THE LOW” In great contrast to the above two songs, this tune by former Mazzy Star singer Sandoval will not jerk you into overdrive. At most its mellow tempo will keep you going at a steady pace. Yet I recommend this for a cool-down song, one to ease you back into relative equilibrium, maybe even for stretching. (One for females, anyway, as most dudes would likely find this song unbearably girly despite how good it is.) Sandoval’s otherworldly vocals and the song’s dreamy chord progression will zone you out as your miles per hour head south and your runner’s high kicks in. Plus it’s one of the sexiest songs in existence, which can help with morale as it reminds us of one the major benefits of spending all of this time at the gym: not just the buffness and tone that we all seek and maintain, but the radiance that onsets after a particularly tough gym session. This song possesses that same intangible afterglow. MTW

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Wrestling his demons Sports drama overcomes clichés with passionate, honest performances he most common thing detractors of professional, WWF-style wrestling say is that it’s “fake.” That’s simply not true. While the matches have preplanned choreography and moves that are staged, for the most part the hits, blows and swipes at the body are all painfully real.

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side violence is. Yet the physical punishment isn’t what stays with you; it’s the emotional damage the main character carries with him. Mickey Rourke stars as Randy “The Ram” Robinson, a once-popular professional wrestler who now competes in small town, sparsely attended bouts to keep from going completely broke. He reaches out to his estranged daughter (Evan Rachel Wood), befriends a stripper (Marisa Tomei) who sees the gentle soul inside the damaged exterior and strives to survive both as a ringside attraction and as a human being. Much has been made of how Rourke, a oncegreat actor whose career went from bad to embarrassing, is a lot like the character he plays. Make what you will of the inevitable comparisons; truthfully, few actors could come close to pulling off what Rourke does here. Director Darren Aronofsky’s latest is often hard to watch, but is powered by the vulnerable, openwounded honesty of Rourke’s performance. The story is just a grittier take on Rocky, but Rourke makes you care about

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Robinson’s journey, while Aronofsky invests pain and passion into a potentially formulaic Hollywood sports drama. The screenplay takes well-worn movie clichés—the stripper with a heart of gold, the abandoned daughter, the winnertakes-all climax—and gives them tragic twists. Tomei puts a lot of heart and honesty into her role. Wood is a powerhouse and she shares some of the film’s most blistering scenes with Rourke. I was completely taken by the film’s depiction of pro and ex-wrestlers, the fraternity and brotherhood they share and the horrific abuse they put their bodies through. Even though the story treads down a familiar path, the film and Rourke’s work surprise you with jolts of the unexpected. From the first time we see Rourke, in an empty classroom, preparing for a bout in a school gym, to the passionate title song by Bruce Springsteen that plays over the closing credits, The Wrestler brings you into the ring, viscerally and emotionally. You’ll never look at Hulk Hogan the same way again. MTW

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MOVIECAPSULES New This Week New In Town - PG13 - Comedy - A Renee Zellweger-esque woman is climbing the corporate ladder. A project that guarantees a promotion lands her in a podunk town where she inevitably meets a dreamy gentleman. Sacrificing one’s career for a dude is the worst thing a girl can do, so let’s hope that doesn’t happen. 96 min. Taken - PG13 - Drama - It’s been, what, two weeks since you’ve seen a movie or television show involving government operatives, kidnapping, conspiracies? This one stars Liam Neeson as a CIA agent whose daughter gets kidnapped. Good times. 93 min. The Uninvited - R - Horror - After the tragic non-bear-mauling death of her mother a young lady finds her mother’s former nurse putting the moves on Dad. Mom’s ghost warns of ill intentions. Audience members get repeatedly startled. Everyone wins. 102 min.

Now Showing Bedtime Stories - PG - Comedy - A dude (Adam Sandler, incidentally) discovers that the bedtime stories he tells his niece and nephew are coming true. The stories end up, as one would imagine, turning his life into a mess. 95 min. Bride Wars - PG - Sci-Fi - Sigh. 90 min.

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Inkheart - PG - Fantasy - A young girl’s father discovers he has the power to bring certain characters from the stories he reads to life. Unfortunately none of these characters are Jesus, Pan or even Tom Sawyer (all of whom are the topics of about six Rush songs). 106 min. Last Chance Harvey - PG13 - Romance - Dustin Hoffman and Emma Thompson star in this film, which chronicles the romance of two middle-aged individuals who meet at an airport amid mutual existential crises. Relationships. Yay. 92 min. Marley & Me - PG - Comedy - A family learns important life lessons from their adorable, but naughty and neurotic dog. With shifty eyes. 120 min. My Bloody Valentine - R - Horror - So, basically, an inexperienced coal miner causes the deaths of a bunch of people, which sucks. He’s got other things to deal with on top of this, like unrequited love and a vengeful mass murderer, which both also suck. On the other hand, there is a lot of blood in this flick, which is entertaining. 101 min. Notorious - R - Drama - Chronicles the life and times of rapper Notorious B.I.G. Too soon? 122 min. Paul Blart: Mall Cop - PG - Comedy - A scathing commentary questioning the aptitude of quasigovernmental entities that occupy mercantile centers in present-day New Jersey while tackling the most complex of existential quandries. 87 min. Rachel Getting Married - R - Drama - A young woman returns home after years in and out of rehab for her sister’s wedding and causes a bit of a ruckus. Anne Hathaway stars as the decidedly anti-tween lead. 113 min.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - PG13 - Drama - A peculiar story of a man who is born in his eighties and ages backwards, becoming younger through time. I think the curious case of Benazir Bhutto would be more interesting and pertinent, but whatevs. 107 min.

Revolutionary Road - R - Drama - Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet star as a suburban couple in the ‘50s who discover the meaninglessness of their existence and actually try to do something to resist it. 119 min.

Defiance - R - Drama - Three brothers escape to the woods in an attempt to flee from Nazis in Eastern Europe in 1941. Others follow. 136 min.

Slumdog Millionaire - R - Art, Foreign - A Mumbai street kid attempts to become a contestant on India’s ‘Who Wants to Be a Millionaire’ to find the girl he loved and lost. 120 min.

Frost/Nixon - R - Drama - British talk show host David Frost scores an interview with a post-Watergate Richard Nixon, who is as charming and hospitable as pie. 122 min.

Twilight - PG13 - Fantasy - A shy, awkward teenage human female moves to a new town and discovers her mega-hot sexytime boy crush has a secret. A secret that involves being a vampire. Could be worse. Trust me. 122 min.

Gran Torino - R - Drama - Clint Eastwood plays a grizzled racist/Korean War veteran who has remained in his Detroit neighborhood despite white flight (hey, that rhymed!). His concept of reality gets thrown for a loop through his interactions with a family of Hmong immigrants. 114 min. Hotel for Dogs - PG - Family - You would think that such a title would bear a metaphorical significance to a film, or perhaps allude to the existential longing shared by a film’s characters, but no. This is actually about a hotel for dogs. Stars Don Cheadle. Seriously. (Wasn’t he in another movie about a hotel?) 100 min.

The Unborn - PG13 - Thriller - A young woman discovers that a big scary ghost is haunting her, which is kind of a bummer. The plot also involves a family curse of some sort, just for kicks. 87 min. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans - R - Thriller - Based loosely on the life of Mark Twain, this prequel to the first Underworld chronicles the conflict between upper-crust vampires and a race that they once held as slaves. 93 min. The Wrestler - R - Drama - A retired wrestler, past his prime, attempts to feel the glory of the limelight one more time while trying to come to terms with other stuff. I’m told this is the feelfood movie of the year. I’m kidding. 110 min.

SHOWTIMES Front Street Theater 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: MF until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue), The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - PG13 - 5, 8:30 Hotel for Dogs - PG - Th 3:45, 6:30, 9. F-W 5. Inkheart - PG - F-W 3:45, 6:30. F-W 5, 8:30. SaSu 1:15, 3:45, 6:30. Sa-Su 1:30, 5, 8:30. Paul Blart: Mall Cop - PG - Th 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. FW 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. Sa-Su 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. Slumdog Millionaire - R - 4:30, 7, 9:15 The Uninvited - R - F-W 2, 4:30, 7, 9:15. Sa-Su 2, 4:30, 7, 9:15.

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Kukui Mall 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 ( Matinees: everyday until 4pm), The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - PG13 - Th 7. F-Sa 1:15, 9:40. Su 1:15. M-W 7. Frost/Nixon - R - F-Su 4:20. M-W 4:20. Gran Torino - R - Th 12:30, 3:10, 5:50, 8:30. FSa 11, 1:40, 4:20, 7, 9:40. Su 11, 1:40, 4:20, 7. M-W 12:30, 3:10, 5:50, 8:30. Rachel Getting Married - R - F-Sa 11. Su 11. MW 1:10. Slumdog Millionaire - R - Th 12, 2:30, 5:15, 8:15. F-Sa 11:15, 1:45, 4:30, 7:30, 10. Su 11:15, 1:45, 4:30, 7:30. M-W 12, 2:30, 5:15, 8:15. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans - R - Th 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:15. F-Sa 11, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:15, 10:15. Su 11, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:15. M-W 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:15.

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Maui Mall Megaplex Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm), Bride Wars - PG - Th-W 1:35, 3:50, 6:05, 8:20. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - PG13 - Th 4:30, 8. F-Su 1, 4:30, 8. M-W 4:30, 8. Hotel for Dogs - PG - 1:30, 4, 6:25, 8:50 Inkheart - PG - Th 2:25, 4:50, 7:20, 9:50. F-Su 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:20, 9:45. M-W 2:25, 4:50, 7:20, 9:45. Last Chance Harvey - PG13 - Th 1:45, 4:10, 6:35, 9. F-W 1:45, 4:10, 6:35, 9. Marley & Me - PG - Th only 3:50, 6:30, 9:10 My Bloody Valentine - R - Th 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10. F-W 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30. New In Town - PG13 - F-Su 12:05, 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:20. M-W 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:20. Notorious - R - Sa-Su 1:05, 3:55, 6:45, 9:35. MW 1:05, 3:55, 6:45, 9:35. Paul Blart: Mall Cop - PG - Th 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30. F-Su 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30. M-W 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30. Revolutionary Road - R - Th 1:30 4:10, 6:55, 9:40. F-W 1:30, 4:10, 6:55, 9:40. Slumdog Millionaire - R - Th 3:25, 6:15, 9:05. FSu 12:35, 3:25, 6:15, 9:05. M-W 3:25, 6:15, 9:05. The Unborn - PG13 - Th 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. FSu 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. M-W 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45.

Wharf Cinema Center 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day), Gran Torino - R - F-W 1, 3:45 6:30 9:15 Taken - PG13 - F-W 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30. F-W 2:30, 4:45, 7:15, 9:30. Sa-Su 11:30, 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans - R - 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7:15, 9:30 My Bloody Valentine - R - Th only 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30

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Friday (Jan. 30), 7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC

Saturday (Jan. 31), 3pm, Lahaina Civic Center

Unless you count layovers at LAX, I have spent all of three nights in California. One of those was in L.A. As my friend’s car closed in on the So Cal sprawl I realized that I recognized most of the city’s streets and suburbs from Frank Zappa lyrics, as Zappa routinely made fun of the city. And if it wasn’t “Plastic People,” “Billy the Mountain” or “San Ber’dino” that clued me into the existence of the city’s various features, it was The Big Lebowski (the only reason, thankfully, I’ve heard of In-N-Out Burger). As one of the six transplants on Maui that’s not from California it’s no surprise that I’m also one of the few people that hasn’t had much exposure to Ozomatli. This ultraeclectic L.A.-based band is said to be somewhat of an encapsulation of the City of Angels, at least in the sense that they embrace sounds from every locale and every genre, from raga to reggae, from merengue to funk. They have served as cultural ambassadors and they’ve won a couple Grammys. I’m told that they put on an absolutely killer show the last time they were here, and this time they’ve reunited with conscious rapper Chali 2na. Call 242-7469 for tickets. $25/$30 day of show.

My cousin has a theory: the worse the economy, the better the music. A number of factors would undoubtedly contribute to this, including the fact that staring ruin in the face inspires us to write about things that aren’t petty. Indeed, the factors that led to the economic collapse are far better song lyric fodder than some random songwriter’s breakup. The bands in tonight’s lineup have been shunning such trifling subject matter for some time, and have the monikers to prove it. California surf punk outfit Agent Orange and Haiku-based hardcore punk band Order of the White Rose both derive their names from dark historical times. The first obviously gets its name from the Monsanto product used during the Vietnam War to clear jungle foliage, which caused severe genetic mutation in those exposed to it. The second band gets its name from a group of university students in WWII-era Germany who peacefully resisted Nazism. Other bands in this all-ages show’s lineup include D.I. and Old Habits Die Hard. Tickets available at Lahaina Skate Company, 967Ko in Kahului, Charley’s in Paia, through Ticketmaster or by calling 2145152. $25/$35.

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Smokin’ grass Saturday (Jan. 31), 10pm, Casanova, Makawao

Food for thought Wednesday (Feb. 4), 5 & 7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC

Upcountry is probably one of the best spots to check out a band like Haiku Hillbillys (who intentionally misspell “Hillbillys”), especially Makawao, given its history and cowboy aesthetic. Their sound in a nutshell: they borrow heavily from the outskirts of country, the outskirts that almost verge on bluegrass, moaning fiddle and all. Yet they are bluesy and hard-driven. The Dylan influence (more Modern Times than Blonde on Blonde) is apparent, and so is their musicianship. Guitarist and vocalist Randall Rospond and lead guitar player Tom Conway (of Gypsy Pacific Fame) use the elements at their fingertips to conjure a tasty folk/gypsy/grass sound you won’t find in any other act on-island. Rospond and the boys are some of the hardest working musicians on Maui; Saturday’s Casanova gig is an opportune time to show them some love. Rospond and Conway will also play an early evening show at Flatbread Wednesday, which will of course be a bit more mellow than the Saturday show. $10.

The fact that more people appear to be paying attention to what they eat, where it comes from and the environmental impact of the purchases they make is kind of a double-edged sword. On one hand, it appears to reflect a conscious evolution, the collective realization of our limited resources and the grave harm that results from valuing profit over our basic need fulfillment. On the other, more douchely hand, given humanity’s track record, this shift may be borne of selfish motives; the desire of some for profit and of others to appear “with it.” Yet when a mass of people begins to embrace sensible bandwagons like the sustainable food movement, out of blind conformity or otherwise, perhaps it’s best not to look a gift horse in the mouth. This week’s Candlelight Cinema flick is a documentary called Food Fight that shows the origins of the sustainable food movement (okay, so it’s California chefs) that has so sweepingly impacted the way we read food labels and how much we have to fricking pay just to feel good about what we put on the table. $12.

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meets the eye. Often implicit within their plots are

Santana and Sting. $30/keiki half price. 7:30 p.m.

MACC box office, by phone and through

subtle messages about gender, class and culture.

McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

mauiarts.org. $20/keiki half price. 7:30 p.m. McCoy

Interesting symbolism, too. See for yourself.

Groundation Marley Tribute - Wed, Feb 18.

Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Jonathan Lehman directs this “fractured” interpre-

This globally-acclaimed reggae is taking its Bob

India Jazz Suites - Thu, Mar 19. Award-winning

tation of this fairy tale. Tickets available by phone

Marley tribute on the road. This band formed in the

dancers Chitresh Das and Jason Samuels Smith per-

and at the Queen Ka’ahumanu Center Customer

music department at Sonoma State University and

form alongside one another put on a rare, eclectic and

Service Desk. $8.50. Fri., 7 p.m.; Sat., 12, 3 & 7

has successfully and independently toured the

captivating performance that spans all genres and

p.m.; Sun., 12 & 3 p.m. Steppingstone Playhouse,

globe. 10 p.m. Hard Rock Cafe, Lahaina. 667-7400.

embraces both tradition and innovation. $12/$22/$37.

Pepper - Fri, Feb 20. This badass reggae/dub/rock

7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Tickets on Sale

outfit, originally from Island of Hawai’i, come to Maui

Diana Krall - Sat, Mar 21. Grammy-winning jazz

for one night. Bonus: The ALLIEZ and Inna Vision

vocalist and pianist Diana Krall comes to Maui for

Voyage East, Pauwela Cannery, Haiku; Sat.:

Da Braddahs - Fri, Feb 6. James Roche and Tony

open. You can find tickets at Quietstorm and Hard

one night of cool, smooth, genre-transcending

Charley’s, Paia; Sun.: The Cellar 744, Lahaina. 575-

Silva make up this Hawaiian comedy duo. The two

Rock Cafe in Lahaina, Request Music in Wailuku,

tunes. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

9234; 572-0220; 579-9668.

bust through a number of characters that you can

Otopia in Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, all Maui Tropix

Ozomatli - Fri, Jan 30. This eight-piece Latin

only really see here in the isles. $25/keiki half price.

locations and online at groovetickets.com. $25. 5:30

fusion group mixes it up with influences ranging

7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

p.m. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Hono`apiilani

from Jamaican reggae to Indian raga. Despite such

Rick Vito - Fri, Feb 6. This phenomenal blues slide

astonishing diversity the band never loses is hip

guitarist/Mick Fleetwood Blues Band guitarist &

Angelique Kidjo - Sat, Feb 21. West African

write and record their tunes, but they have even

shaking edge. Tickets are available through the

vocalist will be rocking in Kihei. $15. 9 p.m. Stella

singer and composer Kidjo has captivated audi-

launched their own record label. $12/$28/$37. 7:30

MACC box office, by phone and through

Blues, Kihei. 874-3779.

ences and won acclaim worldwide for her amazing

p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Big Shows Supertrout - This prolific jam band has been to Canada, Argentina and nearly everywhere in between in Elvis Presley’s former tour bus. They tour Maui this weekend, and will put on a few entertaining shows throughout the Valley Isle. DJ Anaisa opens the Voyage East show; Byron Brown & the Derelicts open the Charley’s and Cellar shows. All shows $15. All shows: 8 p.m. Fri.:

Queen Kaahumanu Center. 875-4367.

Mauiarts.org. $25/$30 day of show. 7:30 p.m.

Surreal German Circus - Fri, Feb 6. This trippy

Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

show involves performances from dancers, the

Hwy., Lahaina. 661-4685.

voice

and

commanding

Na Leo Pilimehana - Sat, Mar 28. The translation of this best-selling Hawaiian female trio’s name is “voices blending together in warmth.” These three family women and long-time friends not only

stage

presence.

Events

$12/$30/$47/keiki half price. 7:30 p.m. Castle

Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Agent Orange/D.I./White Rose - Sat, Jan 31.

music of Bertolt Brecht and Kurt Weill, freaks, a

Also slated to play at this all-ages punk show are

midway, and passed pupus prepared by Bev

Jimmy Buffet & the Coral Reefer Band -

THURSDAY, JAN 29

The Alliez, Old Habits Die Hard and Hey Earl.

Gannon of Hailiimaile General Store fame.

Tue, Feb 24. Yeah, Jimmy Buffet’s coming. 7 p.m. A

Chinese New Year Celebration - This celebra-

Headliner Agent Orange is a veteran surf punk

Attendees will receive discounted tickets for future

& B Amphitheater, MACC, One Cameron Way,

tion is the real deal, considering its location and

band, which is fitting to say the least, so tickets are

Iao Theater shows. A benefit for the historic Iao

Kahului, HI, 96732. 242-7469.

authenticity. The museum is even expanding its

probably going quickly. Tickets are available at the

Theater. $40. 242-6969. Iao Theater, Wailuku.

Hapa - Fri, Feb 27. This postmodern slack key and

hours for the occasion. Check it out if you can and

Lahaina Skate Company, 967Ko, Kahului, Charley’s,

Doors

vocal duo, consisting of Barry Flanagan and Nathan

find out what the Year of the Ox has in store for us.

Paia and Ticketmaster. $25/$35. Doors

Tango Now - Fri, Feb 6. Love of Tango brings this

Aweau, takes the MACC stage for a rare, can’t-miss

Activities include ping pong and mah jong demon-

Argentine tango show to Maui. The list of stellar per-

performance. Will also feature chant from Charles

strations. Live Chinese music by Brandon Collins.

formers includes Natalia Hills and Gabrielle Misse.

Ka’upu’s and a hula performance by Malia

$2/keiki free. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Wo Hing Museum,

$22. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Peterson. $12/$28/$37/keiki half price. 7:30 p.m.

Front St., Lahaina. 661-3262.

Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

County Council Meeting - If you catch this in

Stage Rubberbandance Group - Thu. An intriguing blend of hip hop and ballet makes for a unique and

The Presidents of the United States of

entertaining show. Tickets available at MACC box

America - Fri, Feb 6. Somewhere between post

Steve Miller Band - Sat, Feb 28. Jokers, smok-

time, the Maui County Council is having a special

office, by phone, or through Mauiarts.org.

punk and proto garage pop lies this band. Just kid-

ers and midnight tokers rejoice: Steve Miller Band

meeting this morning. What could it be? More devel-

$12/$22/$32/keiki half price. 7:30 p.m. Castle

ding. These guys are best known for tunes like

is coming to Maui. I’ve seen him live before; the

opment? A proposed ordinance banning bears?

Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

“Peaches,” “Lump” and “Kitty,” among other

man is a machine and so are the musicians with

Check it out if you can. Transparency in government is

My Mama Monologues - Playwright Pat

tunes. They are one of the few popular bands in the

whom he surrounds himself. Jungle Love, anyone?

a fundamental element of democracy. 9 a.m. Council

Matsumoto is looking for our original mom stories,

nineties to have a “sense” of “humor.” Tonight they

$55/$65/$85/$125. 7 p.m. A & B Amphitheater,

Chambers, County Building, Wailuku. 270-7748.

which she will adapt for a Mother’s Day perform-

rock Maui. Yours for $35. 10 p.m. Hard Rock Cafe,

MACC. 242-7469.

ance. Submit a story about Mom, no more than

Lahaina. 667-7400.

Lines Ballet - Sun, Mar 1. Artistic Director Alonso

of clever things the younguns are up to at this, the

1,200 words or seven minutes long read aloud.

Judy’s Gang Dance Recital - Sat, Feb 7. Over

King brings his unique and highly acclaimed show

50th installation of the Maui Schools’ Science &

Instructions are at www.mymamamonologues.com.

100 dancers of all ages will be performing as part of

to Maui. 5 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Engineering Fair. Awards ceremony starts at 4 p.m.

Or Mail Stories to Gallerie Ha, 51 N. Market St.,

this show, entitled “You’re an Animal.” This is a two-

Sam & Howard Ahia: Generations - Fri, Mar

3-4 p.m. Wailuku Community Center. 270-7389.

Wailuku. Deadline is Feb. 7. 244-3993.

hour show consisting of jazz, tap and more.

6. This legendary father and son team jam on stage

Lahaina

Grapes of Wrath Audition - Fri, Sat, Sun.

$14/$13/$9. 7 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

with their mellow island tunes. $25. 7:30 p.m.

Meeting/Membership Drive - A chance to be

Casting call for a production based on John

Inspired by Love - Sat, Feb 14. This Maui Civic

Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

a part of one of the most important groups that

Steinbeck’s Depression-Era classic novel of the

Light Opera show includes farewell performance

Augie T - Sat, Mar 14. This award-winning, mega-

helps promotes economic health in Lahaina. State

same name. The production runs from April 3rd

by Debra Lynn and Jerry Eiting as well as appear-

popular comedian and drive time DJ returns to

Rep. Angus McKelvey is guest speaker. To find out

through April 19. Up to 30 people ages 9-adult will

ances by Eric Gilliom and others. Valentine’s Day

Maui to crack some jokes about Hawaii life. $25.

more about LAC go to visitlahaina.com. Call to

be cast for 62 roles. Fri 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Sat 2-5 p.m.

enthusiasts are sure to dig this one. $35/$25. 7:30

7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

RSVP. 5 p.m. Snug Harbor Room and Courtyard,

Maui Academy of the Performing Arts, 2027 Main

p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Home: Inside & Out - Sun, Mar 15. Three young

Pioneer Inn. 667-9175.

St., Wailuku. 244-8760.

Makana - Sat, Feb 14. Part of the MACC’s Mele

Hawaiian men, each from a different island, will per-

Public Lion Dance - Come feed the lion to

Sleeping Beauty - Every Sun, Fri & Sat. The

Series, Makana will play the slack key and world

form a series of vignettes that deal with home,

assure that your Year of the Ox is one of prosperity

beauty of fairy tales is that there is more than

styles that earned him opening slots for the likes of

family and cultural identity. Tickets available at

and free of bear attacks. What makes this lion

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dance among the coolest is a martial arts demon-

Public Lion Dance - The Lion will be dancing

Haleakala Waldorf School Open House -

Volleyball Fundraiser Car Wash - A clean car

stration and, and, the setting off of 20,000 firecrack-

and accepting money in lieu of food in exchange for

Waldorf is more than a kind of salad. See what this

and a good deed. Proceeds go toward Maui Volleyball

ers. 5:30-6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping

good fortune. 2:30-2:45 p.m. Lahaina Gateway

unique style of education is about and find out is it’s

Club’s Under 14 Gold Team. $5-$20, depending on car

Center. 877-3369.

Mall, 305 Keawe St., Lahaina. 877-7073.

a fit for your youngun. 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Haleakala

size. 8 a.m.-12 p.m. Maui Mall Parking Lot. 572-8373.

Focus Green Lecture Series - Thu. This week’s

West Side Chinese New Year Celebration

Waldorf School, Kula. 878-2511.

County Council Meeting - If you catch this in

installment of Dowling Co. Inc.’s Focus Green series

- Auís Shaolin Arts Lion Dance Team will perform in

St. Joseph School’s Fun Day Open House -

time, the Maui County Council is having a special

features Hunter Lovins, president of Natural

Lahaina. Ceremonial firecrackers, drums and music

A chance for families with pre-school through fourth

meeting this morning. What could it be? More devel-

Capitalism Inc. and a member of Rocky Mountain

accompany the lions as they perform their lively

graders to see what the school’s about. 10 a.m.-12

opment? A proposed ordinance banning bears?

Institute for Environment. Natural capitalism...inter-

dance throughout Lahaina Gatewayís stores and

p.m. St. Joseph School, Makawao. 572-8675.

Check it out if you can. Transparency in government is

esting. Proceeds benefit the Hawaii Nature Center.

restaurants, to bring good luck for 2009. Feed the

Parade of Waterfalls - A tour of South Maui’s

a fundamental element of democracy. 9 a.m. Council

$5. 6-8 p.m. MACC, Kahului. 242-7469.

lion a dollar or two to bring prosperity. 2:30-4 p.m.

most phenomenal man-made water features,

Cinema Night - Cafe Mambo will be hosting an

Lahaina Gateway Mall, 305 Keawe St., Lahaina.

including waterfalls and ponds. Participants will be

Chinese

evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21

661-3311.

given a map of the tour and can peruse at their

Upcountry celebration of the Chinese New Year. A

and older crowd. This week’s flick is Sideways 9:00

Traditional Chinese Boat Builder Speaks -

leisure. Admission can be purchased at 1536

chance to feed the lion. Live music and possibly

Nelson Liu built the Princess TaiPing, a replica of

Halama St. or 3500 A Kehala Dr. the day of the

even a hula performance are slated, as are talks by

Chinese Ganzeng ships, which were built during

event.

Maui

Ram Dass, Malik Cotter and others. Plus: chair

the Ming Dynasty, using no bolts, screws or syn-

Sustainability. $10/free for keiki. 10 a.m.-2 p.m.

massages, foot baths, health consultations and

No Ka Oi Friday - A chance to learn about and

thetic resin, in order to maintain the vessel’s

South Maui. 874-5955.

more. Lion dance will kick off the celebration. Free.

participate in Hawaiian cultural practices and see

authenticity. He has sailed it from China to the

Public Lion Appearance - Kihei residents can

the vital role that nature - especially the ocean plays

American continent and it’s currently docked in

witness this vital Chinese New Year tradition and

Art Fair - Lahaina Arts Society is showcasing the

within them. Includes a haka, Hawaiian music and

Honolulu. He will take part in a welcome ceremony

feed the lion as a means of ensuring that the Year

works of member artists for the public beneath the

chant, hula, a lesson in traditional fishing methods

as well as a talking circle today. Sponsored by the

of the Ox will not suck as badly as the Year of the

Banyan Tree. Perhaps they’ve got what you’re look-

and more. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Maui Ocean Center,

Wo Hing Society and the Worldwide Indigenous

Rat. 10-10:15 a.m. Long’s, Kihei.

ing for. If not, it’s definitely worth checking out. 9

Ma`alaea. 270-7000.

Network. 4:30-5:30 p.m. Wo Hing Society, 858

Chinese New Year Celebration - This celebration

Chinese New Year Celebration - This celebration

Front St., Lahaina. 661-3262.

is the real deal, considering its location and authentici-

Clearview Christian Open House - Tired of pub-

is the real deal, considering its location and authentici-

Public Lion Dance - This is probably one of the

ty. The museum is even expanding its hours for the

lic education? This all-girl school is opening its doors for

ty. The museum is even expanding its hours for the

more scenic spots to check out a lion dance Don’t

occasion. Check it out if you can and find out what the

prospective students and their families. 1-3 p.m.

occasion. Check it out if you can and find out what the

forget to feed the lion. 5-5:30 p.m. Banyan Tree

Year of the Ox has in store for us. Activities include ping

Clearview Christian Girls’ School, Pukalani. 876-0123.

Year of the Ox has in store for us. Activities include ping

Park, Wailuku. 661-9175.

pong and mah jong demonstrations. Live Chinese

Chinese New Year Celebration - Kick off the

music by Brandon Collins. $2/keiki free. 11 a.m.-7 p.m.

Chinese New Year with martial arts, firecrackers

Wo Hing Museum, Front St., Lahaina. 661-3262.

and the traditional ìfeeding of the lions.î The enig-

p.m. Cafe Mambo, Paia. 579-8021.

FRIDAY, JAN 30

pong and mah jong demonstrations. Live Chinese music by Brandon Collins. $2/keiki free. 11 a.m.-7 p.m.

SATURDAY, JAN 31

All

proceeds

benefit

South

Chambers, County Building, Wailuku. 270-7748. New Year

Celebration - An

9 a.m.-4 p.m. Dragon’s Den, Makawao. 572-2424.

a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina. 661-0111.

Wo Hing Museum, Front St., Lahaina. 661-3262.

Swap Meet - Sat. From camo hunting gear and

Ho’opili Ohana Pancake Breakfast - This is

matic Auís Shaolin Arts Society will usher in ìThe

Public Lion Dance - This morning the lion will

koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and deli-

a chance for prospective Kalama Intermediate stu-

Year of the Oxî for Westside residents. 2-4 p.m.

give county employees a chance to feed it. Perhaps

cate, locally-crafted jewelry, this place pretty

dents and their families to learn more about the

Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-5304.

this will result in a prosperous Year of the Ox, free

much has it all. Admission: 50 cents. 7 a.m.-12

school. 7:30-10 a.m. Kalama Intermediate School,

Public Lion Appearance - This may be the best

economic bear attacks. 9-9:30 a.m. Maui County

p.m. Maui Community College, Kahului Harbor

Makawao. 573-8753.

place to feed the lion: against the backdrop of one

Building, Wailuku.

side. 877-3100.

March of Babies Benefit Garage Sale -

of the most significant Chinese historical sites on

Wo Hing Museum After Dark - The Wo Hing

Swap Meet Farmers’ Market - Sat. As if that

Okay, any event that benefits babies is sure to get

Maui. 3:40-3:45 p.m. Wo Hing Museum, Lahaina.

Society had been doing some pretty cool stuff late-

swap meet wasn’t enough of a draw on its own,

a good turnout. But just in case, this garage sale

Japanese Cultural Society’s New Year’s

ly. Tonight they stay open late to give visitors a

within its gates also lies a chance to find some

benefits March of Dimes’ efforts to help babies at

Dinner - JCS rings in the Year of the Ox with a buf-

glimpse of ancient artifacts and other interesting

great deals on mega-fresh produce. Admission: 50

risk for premature birth, birth defects, and worse.

fet dinner, cocktails and more. Event also cele-

elements of Chinese culture. $2/keiki free. 1-8 p.m.

cents. 7 a.m.-1 p.m. Maui Community College,

How can you not help babies?. 8 a.m.-12 p.m. 320

brates JCS’s 40 years in existence. 5 p.m. Maui

Wo Hing Museum, Front St., Lahaina. 661-3262.

Kahului Harbor side. 877-3100.

Hokulani St., Pukalani. 264-3007.

Beach Hotel, Kahului. 870-8047.

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 01/29

Friday 01/30

Saturday 01/31

DJ Del Sol No cover, 10pm

Estee Graham No cover, 10pm

Erin Smith No cover, 10pm

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011

CAFE MARC AUREL

Sunday 02/01

Monday 02/02– Wednesday 02/04 WED - Karen Be MON - Open Mic

Tom Cherry Band

28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA

Maui Slam $5, 9:30pm

Off Tomorrow $7, 10pm

Haiku Hillbillys $10, 10pm

Maui Music Meca

Underground Playground

DJ Blast

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9668

SOJA (all ages) $25, 7pm

SOJA (21+) $25, 10pm

Supertrout/Byron Brown and the Derelicts; 10pm

COOL CAT CAFE

Orin & Junior

Dave Carroll No cover

Dave Carroll No cover

Quiz Night (Super Freak Out)

Pau Hana

Crest

MON - Jordan & Friends/Open Mic, 10pm, No cover; TUE - Scott Baird/Merika, 10pm, No cover

Up Next

Vince Esquire Band

Gomega

TUE - Backyard Jam, 7pm;

Girly Girlz Show w/ DJ Michael Fong; $10, 10pm

Ultra Fab w/ DJ Michael Fong; $5, 10pm

WED - WII Wednesdays w/ DJ Michael Fong 10pm

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CELLAR 744 744 Front St., Lahaina 661-3744

CHARLEY’S Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

EHA’S POOL BAR 1234 Lower Main, Wailuku - 242-1177

GIAN DON’S 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041

WED - Ladies’ Night, $10, 10pm Supertrout/Byron Brown & the Derelicts; $15, 10pm

MON - Manic Mondays; TUE - Hot Latin Tuesdays; WED - 80s vs. 90s

Eric the Whale Shark No cover

MON - Erin Smith; TUE - Jazz Night; WED - Howard Ahia, No cover

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Marty Dread

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Rampage No cover, 10pm

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

Superbowl Party/Karaoke MON - Kanoa of Gomega, 10pm; TUE - DJ Chrest & the Lucky Bum Girls; WED - Kahala w/ Melani

DJ Nexus

501 Soul

Da Booze Braddahs

Crunch Pups

Gina Martinelli No cover

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

MON-WED - Karaoke

Public Lion Dance - One of the few remaining

range from bluegrass, folk, funk to blues and reg-

Toastmasters - Tue. Perfect your public speaking

Hula Show - Every Sun & Sat. Get a taste of

chances to feed the lion and ensure a prosperous

gae. 6-9 p.m. 89 Hana Hwy, Paia. 579-8989.

skills in this community club. 9 a.m., Kapalua Land

Hawaiian history and culture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui

Year of the Ox. 5-5:15 p.m. Piilani Village Shopping

Author Talk - Voyaging across the Pacific inspired

Co. training center, 665-5485; 6 p.m., St. Theresa

Mall, Kahului. 877-8952.

Center, Kihei.

Big Island writer Valerie Perez to write the novel

Church, Kihei, 298-3966.

Line Dancing - Sun. Practice your tush push ya’ll

Pacific Gyre Cleanup Benefit - The Northern

Voyage of the Cosmic Muffin. Today she talks

Ukulele Lessons - Tue. Learn some strumming

and come on down for some line dancing by the

Pacific Gyre is a mass of garbage more than twice the

about her experience as well as the practice of self-

techniques to impress you friends with. Free. 5:45

Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons: 6:30 p.m.; Dancing:

size of Texas. Gross, huh? Well, the Environmental

publishing. A Pau Hana Book Club event. 5:30-7:30.

p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-5304.

7 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall.

Cleanup Coalition is spearheading The Gyre Cleanup

Lahaina Senior Center. 661-9432.

Ultimate Whalewatch Experience - Wed.

Maui Golden Retriever Club - Sun. A chance

Join Pacific Whale Foundation researchers for an

for goldens to meet other goldens and golden own-

Project, an effort to clean it up. This is the first fundrais-

Ongoing

ing event for the group. Features a PowerPoint pres-

intimate presentation on whale behavior and

ers to meet other golden owners. 5 p.m. Wailea

entation on the gyre as well as music from George

Free

and

breakfast, followed by a whalewatch. Guests will

Dog Park (Across from the fire station).

Kahomuko, Jr., Divino, Blane Lyon, Alana Cini and

Counseling - Mon-Fri. Available from the Hawaii

receive free whale posters and whalewatch

Malko Melissa. 7:30-11 p.m. Iao Theater, 68 N.

High Hopes Square Dance Club - Mon. A place for

Dept. of Health. Free Hepatits A & B Vaccines also

guides. $79.95. 7-11 a.m. Ma’alaea Harbor. 294-

Market St., Wailuku, HI, 96793. 563-9963.

beginners to pick up some steps and seasoned square

available. Times and locations vary around the

8811 ext. 1.

dancers to show off their moves. Free. 7 p.m. Hannibal

Biofeedback - Fri. Mary Higgins, QXC/SCIO

Tavares Community Center, Pukalani. 572-0671.

Iridiology/Rayid - Daily. Clinical herbalist

practitioner, helps you energetically rebalance after

Pipe Up - Mon. No experience is needed for

Kimberly Kneier peers into your irises, which are

living yet another day in a toxin-filled world. Walk-

drummers and bagpipers at these open, free les-

said to be amazing indicators of your state of

ins only. Sliding scale pricing. 2-5 p.m. Dragon’s

son and practices for the Isle of Maui Pipe Band. 6

health. Mini consultations are $20. 2-5 p.m.

Den. 573-2424.

p.m. Call for Direction. 876-0154.

Humpback Whale Outreach - Fri. Volunteers

Senior Line Dancing - Mon. Line dance les-

SUNDAY, FEB 01 Glass Art Expo - Glass is huge. See how huge. This is the largest collection of glass art to be displayed in one venue. 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Wailea Beach

Marriott Resort & Spa. 871-6230. Art Fair - Lahaina Arts Society is showcasing the works of member artists for the public beneath the Banyan Tree. Perhaps they’ve got what you’re looking for. If not, it’s definitely worth checking out. 9

HIV/Hepatitis

C

Testing

island. 984-2129.

Dragon’s Den, Makawao. 572-2424. Israeli Folk Dancing - Every Tue & Wed. The

from the Hawaiian Humpback Whale National

sons for people 55 or better. 8:30-10 a.m. Kaunoa

public is invited to experience the music and dance

Marine Sanctuary will be on hand with educational

of Israel, sponsored by the Jewish Congregation of

Senior Center, Sprecklesville. 270-7313.

materials and binoculars for those interested in

Maui. $5 suggested donation. 6-8 p.m. (Upcountry

a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina. 661-0111.

dance sessions take place at Grace Church in Kula

Public Lion Dance - See the lion dance, then

Sundays

feed it a buck or two to ensure prosperity in the

Synagogue, 634 Alulike St., Kihei. 280-1051.

New Year. 2-2:15 p.m. Lahaina Jodo Mission.

Maui Singles Investment Club - Tue. This

Peace Sail & Whale Watch - This Unity Church

event gives Maui singles a chance to mingle while

event will likely be a peaceful affair. $25/$10 keiki. 3-

learning about investments. 5:30-7 p.m. Cary &

5 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor. 242-9327.

Eddie’s Hideaway, Kahului. 579-9249.

Chinese Association Dinner Lion Dance -

Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Tue. Support

Perhaps the culmination of the lion’s zigzagging excur-

the kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching

from

4-5:30

p.m.).

Beit

p.m. Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali. 661-4567. After-School Help - Mon-Fri. Hui Malama

Shalom Job Club - Fri. Get help preparing resumes, contacting prospective employers and interview-

sion throughout Maui, this may be Mauians’ last

their Polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids.

chance to feed the lion and secure a prosperous Year

5:30 p.m. 669-6271.

of the Ox. 7:45-8 p.m. Dragon Dragon, Maui Mall.

Speed Dating - Tue. Sit down for a round of

Keiki

viewing humpback whales near shore. 10 a.m.-2

Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911.

ing. Free. 3-5 p.m. Job Connections of Maui. Athletic Club Outreach - Every Tue & Thu. Got

871-4143.

tough kids? Get them instruction on Olympic Shakin’ Keiki - Fri. Come see little hula dancers in adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their

weightlifting, power lifting, body building and sports-specific weight training by an experienced

ancestors. Free. 3:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900

team of coaches. Ages 11-19. Free. 4:45-6 p.m. St.

Front St. 667-9216.

Mark

Habitat for Humanity - Sat. Spend a few hours

Episcopal Church, Wailuku. 244-4656.

helping a family in need get secure shelter. 9 a.m.

Free Keiki Art Classes - Every Mon, Tue, Wed

Call for details. 893-0334.

& Fri. Lahaina Arts Society offers free children’s art

Weightlifting

Hall,

Good

Shepherd

WEDNESDAY, FEB 04

three-minute dates. Who knows, you could find true love... or at least someone you might want to

Hula

Halau

classes island wide. MON - Lahaina Surf Hawaiian

Flatbread Company Music Night - Randall

spend a whole second date with. Registration:

Kawaianuhealehua holds open hula classes for chil-

Housing, 3-5 p.m. & Baha’i Faith Maui Center,

Rospond & Tom Conway from The Haiku Hillbillys

$5. 8 p.m. Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill,

dren, teen and adult wahines and kanes. 9 a.m.

Makawao, 9 a.m.-12. TUE - Kehekili Park Terrace,

will perform at The Flatbread. Music styles will

Kahului. 871-1414.

Maui Waena School.

Wailuku, 3-5 p.m. WED - Baha’i Faith Maui Center,

Classes

-

Sat.

Every

Sat.

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DA KINE CALENDAR 9 a.m.-12 p.m.; Honokowai Kau Hale, 2:30-4:30

Save the Forest - Sun. The Pacific Whale

Environment

p.m.; Ka Hale A Ke Ola, Wailuku, 4-6 p.m. FRI -

Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to

Haiku Boy’s and Girl’s Club, 3-5 p.m. For more info

Daily

Naturalist

pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove.

call 661-0111.

Program - Mon-Fri. Learn names of fish youíve

Transportation is provided. Bring warm clothes,

Story Time Saturday - Daily. A chance for keiki

seen while snorkeling and how to protect Mauiís

long pants and closed boots. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m.,

to learn about what makes Maui so special. Takes

reefs at Pacific Whale Foundationís free Coral Reef

Harbor Shop, 300 Ma`alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m.,

place at the Hawaiians and the Sea exhibit.

Information Station. Sponsored by Hawaii Tourism

Upcountry Tavares Community Center. RSVP

MAUI MUSIC MECCA

Included with park admission. 11:30 a.m. Maui

Authority and County of Maui Office of Economic

856-8341.

Ocean Center, Ma`alaea. 270-7000.

Development. . 8 a.m.-12 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea.

Walk Waihee - Tue. Take an educational guided

Hip Hop • Top 40 • DJ Jay P

Thursday, Jan. 29th

Friday, Jan. 30th LOVE N’ LIGHT presents

UNDERGROUND PLAYGROUND DJ’s Tobin • Trip N8 Castro • Daniel J House • Trance • Techno

Sunday, Feb. 1st

SUPER TROUT LIVE Psychedelic Trance Byron Brown & Derelicts Doors open at 9pm, $15

Monday, Feb. 2nd

MANIC MONDAYS Alternative Night DJ Astro RAF $3 Cosmos

tour of the Waihee Coastal Dunes. Free. 9 a.m. Call

Lahaina’s biggest bookseller is hosting keiki story time, so get them hooked on reading early. Tue., 10

Daily. Learn about humpback whales and whale

a.m.; Sat., 11 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina.

watch with a Pacific Whale Foundation naturalist at

Keiki Issues? - Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strong willed children. Wrestle

Jammin J’s Latin Takeover Mexican Beer Specials Bienvenidos Argentina

Distances include half-marathon, 10k and 5k as well as 2k and 5k runs for keiki. Adult races begin at 7

species at Kanaha Park. Bring water, snacks and

a.m. with a 6 a.m. check-in; keiki races start at 8:45

sunscreen. Wear cool clothing, a hat and good

with an 8 a.m. check-in. Call ahead to register. 249-

walking shoes—and bring your swimsuit if you

8811. Volunteers also sought. 244-8392.

665-1114.

wish for a refreshing dip afterwards! Meet at the

UNDERGROUND PLAYGROUND

MANIC MON. Tues., Feb. 10th - HOT LATIN Wed., Feb. 11th - 80’S VS 90’S Mon., Feb. 9th -

Blast Dance Party

Doors Open at 8:30pm Drink Specials Every Night

JANUARY 29, 2009

Keiki

O

Ke

Kai

Surf

Contest

Registration - The seventh edition of this surf

8:30 a.m.-11:30 a.m. Kanaha Beach Park. 808-

a.m. Makawao Public Library. 573-8785.

contest takes place on February 15. This free

294-8811 ext. 1.

event is for keiki ages 8-17. Prizes include trophies

Yu-Gi-Oh - Sat. Little gamester get out your cards

Save Honolua - Tue. Meeting to inform, educate

and goody bags.Free breakfast, lunch and snacks.

and get ready for a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament! Free. 3

and involve the community on the proposed devel-

Entry forms are available at surf shops island-

p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-4766.

opment of Honolua Bay. 6:45 p.m. Lahaina Civic

wide, at s-turns.com or by calling 669-9165, 669-

Yo Yo Workshop & Demo - Sun. Yo Yo’s are

Center. 870-0052.

4549 0r 662-0159.

silent, so encourage your kids to learn how to use

Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get

Dragon & Tiger Medical Chi Gung - Every

them and finally get some peace and quiet! Free. 4-

free info about marine life and answers to all those

Tue, Thu & Fri. This exercise is believed to fight can-

5 p.m. Maui Toy Works. 661-5304.

pesky questions that keep you up all night. The

cer in China. Free class sponsored by the Pacific

Keiki Chess Club - Mon. For little masterminds

Pacific Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are

Cancer Foundation. 3-4 p.m.; 5:30-6:30 p.m. Maui

age 7-12. Taught by magician Neil Bruce. Free. 2:30-

definitely smarter than a fifth grader. The question

YMCA, REPS Fitness Training Center, Wailea

4 p.m. Makawao Public Library. 573-5313.

is, are you?. 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea.

Town Center, respectively. 243-2999.

249-8811.

Maui Croquet Club - Every Sun, Tue & Thu. You

Building supplies - Every Wed, Thu, Fri & Sat.

could be an amazing croquet player and not even

Spring cleaning! Donate new and nearly new

know it. No mallet? No problem. 2-5 p.m.

building materials or purchase them at reduced

Waipuilani Park, Kihei. 879-0087.

prices. Volunteers needed to stock, display and

Group Run - Wed. Stay in shape while taking in

price merchandise. Reduce the amount of usable

some beautiful views! Group meets at Kihei

building materials going into the landfill. 9 a.m.-4

Community Center. Open to runners of all ages and

free lecture will clue attendees in on how to retain that glow without going under the needle (it’s so

p.m.

Habitat

for

Humanity,

Market

St.,

MACC, Kahului. 242-7469. Families With Mental Illness Course - Wed.

Sponsored by Valley Isle Road Runners. Free. 5:30

Weed and Pot Club - Wed. Did that get your

p.m. Piilani Highway and Lipoa Parkway.

attention? Push up your sleeves and rake, hoe and

Paddling for Breast Cancer Survivors -

pull weeds in a beautiful garden setting. Tools,

Every Mon & Wed. Get together with other sur-

gloves and drinking water provided. Bring sun-

vivors for canoe paddling. Free. 6:45 a.m. Kihei

screen and tennis shoes. 8:30 a.m. Maui Nui

Canoe Club. 243-2999.

Botanical Gardens, Kahului. 249-2798.

Course aims to help families of individuals with serious mental illness. Free. 5-7:30 p.m. Cameron

fitness levels. Refreshments will be provided after.

Wailuiku. 986-8050. What to Know About Aging Eyes - Thu.

Center, Wailuku. 572-3757.

Sun., Feb. 8th - DJ MIKIO House – Trance

Canoe Hale at Kanaha Beach Park in Kahului. .

est in children’s books with your little one. Free. 10

the soul, you probably want them to retain their

Fri., Feb. 6th -

-

species, clearing marine debris and planting native

Whether or not you believe they’re the window to

MUSIC MECCA

Registration

Center. 289-5050.

youthful spark. Find out how here. Free. 9-11 a.m.

Thurs., Feb. 5th -

Whales

running events. And it's for whales. So lace up.

Beach Marriott Resort & Spa. 879-4909.

DJ Blast Dance Party

the

group leader Val Magee in removing invasive

Includes free spa giveaways. 6:30-8:30. Wailea

80’s vs 90’s

for

Happening February 7, this is one of Maui's biggest

Kanaha Beach Project - Every Tue & Thu. Join

obvious when people have had that done, isn’t it?).

Wednesday, Feb. 4th

Papawai Point, West Maui. 808-249-8811 ext. 1.

Sports/Fitness Run

Free. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Hui Malama Learning

Looking Great Without Surgery - Thu. This

HOT LATIN NIGHTS

this free information station. 8 a.m.-12 p.m.

the phone away from the child and make that call.

Lecture

Tuesday, Feb. 3rd

Reef

to register. 244-5263.

Toddler Story Time - Thu. Brush up on the lat-

2 Bud Light Drafts

Coral

Humpback Whale Interpretive Station -

West Side Storytime - Every Tue & Sat.

Free. 10 a.m. Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana.

DJ BLAST $

Onsite

808-249-8811.

Story Time - Thu. Keiki story time and crafts.

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Tai Chi - Every Mon & Fri. Get your Tai Chi in during

Maui Coastal Land Trust Service Project -

your lunchbreak with Dr. Lorrin Pang. Free. noon-

Fri. The Pacific Whale Foundation’s Volunteering on

12:45 p.m. State Building Plaza, Wailuku. 984-8200.

Vacation program gives you a chance to help save

Volleyball Day - Sat. Bump, set, spike! Open to

Workshops

unique ecosystems at Maui Coastal Land Trust in

Ho’oponopono Workshop - Sat. Keala O

plants or help with other tasks. Get a free t-shirt for

Kalani is offering a free lecture and training session

your efforts!. 7:45 a.m.-12 p.m. Maui Coastal Land

on the ancient practice of Ho’oponopono, a self-

Trust, Waihee. 808-294-8811 ext. 1.

Meet the Artist - Fri. Roman Czerwinski’s land-

help process of correcting the troubles of daily life

Honokowai Valley Restoration - Sat. Visit

scapes are phenomenal. They’re bright and impres-

through self-awareness. It is designed to bring

remote Honokowai Valley, which is closed to public

sionistic. Plus, checking out his work won’t cost you

peace, rhythm and balance to one’s life. 9 a.m.-4:30

access, with leader Ed Lindsey. Help save archeo-

a dime. 7-10 p.m. Sargent’s Fine Art, 802 Front St.,

p.m. Call for location details. 870-6182.

logical sites of old Hawaii, pull invasive plants and

Lahaina. 667-4030.

Lifesaving Class - Sat. DLNR hosts this free

possibly plant native species. Get a free t-shirt for

Surf Artist Reception/Book Signing - Fri.

session on how to safely operate firearms and

your efforts! Sponsored by County of Maui Office

The surf-inspired work of long-time surfer Peter

archery as well as first aid and survival skills. Free.

of Economic Development and Hawaii Tourism

Wise will be display. He’ll also be signing ten limit-

8 a.m.-3:45 p.m. Maui Economic Opportunity

Authority. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Honokowai Valley, West

ed-edition copies of his book Surf. To RSVP call or

Family Center, Kahului. 800-353-4868.

Maui. 808-294-8811 ext. 1.

emailpwiseamh75

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Waihee. Be prepared to help weed out invasive

everyone. Free. 12 p.m. Kamaole III Beach Park, Kihei.

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

JACQUES 120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

Thursday 01/29

Friday 01/30

Saturday 01/31

BrownChicken BrownCow String Band; $3, 10pm

DJ Del Sol $10, 9:30pm

DJ CIA No cover, 9:30pm

Vince Esquire Band No cover

Kenny Roberts No cover

Way Back Machine No Cover

The Crunch Pups

Tom Cherry Band

DeAquino Braddahz No cover, 9pm

Oren and Junior No cover, 9pm

Karaoke

Karaoke

Open Mic

Salsa Night $7, 10pm

Neto Latin Salsa No cover, 9pm

The Willys

Shaka Saturdays $10, 10pm

Classic Rock 9pm

Hip Hop DJ 9pm

Hip Hop DJ 9pm

DJ Dancing 9pm

DJ Dancing $5; 9pm

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMOS 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LOS PELONES Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-9900

LULU’S KIHEI 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Sunday 02/01

Monday 02/02– Wednesday 02/04

Kahala No cover

TUE - Da Ha-Y-ans, No cover WED - Chico & Da Kine, No cover

Danny Murray

WED - The Crunch Pups, No cover, 5pm

DJ 9pm

MON - DJ; TUE - Kanoa Mixed Plate; WED - Neto Latin Salsa

MAI TAI LOUNGE 839 Front St., Lahaina - 661-5288

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

TUE - DJ Dancing, No cover, 9pm

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Yo Mama 10pm

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

Wee D’ono No cover, 10pm

Call for Entries - Sat. Upcountry Fine Art is calling for local entries to its upcoming exhibit, Love, which will be on display in February. Pieces should focus on some aspect of love - romantic love, self love, familial love, etc. Artists are allowed to enter up to two pieces. A reception will take place Feb. 7. $5 entry fee per piece. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Upcountry

Fine Art, Makawao. 573-6000. Oil Painting Demonstration - Wed. Mauiís master pointillist Ken Kennell will demonstrate the

Hazmatt No cover, 10pm

MON - Dub Boyz, No cover, 10pm; TUE - Unifires, No cover, 10pm; WED - Silky Ringo

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

Poetry Slam - Every First Fri. Poets 13 and over

Hard Rock Cafe - Mon, Marty Dread, 6:30-8:30

are encouraged to share their stuff with the First

p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 570-7400.

Friday crowd. Pieces are limited to three minutes.

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat Ernest

$5. Ha Gallery, Wailuku, 244-3993.

Pua’a; Sun,Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback.

Wed, Fri & Sat. Great deals on locally grown pro-

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night

Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian

duce and locally made goods. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Maui

with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc

& Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun,

Mall, Kahului. 871-1307.

Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.

Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,Oversized Productions;

Ho`olokahi Arts & Crafts Fair - Every Tue &

Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your

Tue, Roy & Friends; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30

Fri. Fresh flower lei-making classes from 9-11 a.m.

original work, your favorite poem, or just come to

Farmers market, Art/Craft Fairs Farmers’ Market and Craft Fair - Every Tue,

p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Parkway, Building P, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic

on Fridays. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Wailea Beach Marriott

be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public

Resort south lobby. 879-1922.

Library, 662-3950.

may be illuminating. 6-8:30 p.m. The Shops at

Ohana Farmers & Crafters Market - Every

Open Mind Open Mic - Every Last Mon. Open

Wailea. 891-6770.

Tue, Wed & Fri. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu

Mind Open Mic with spoken word, poetry, come-

Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri,

Shopping Center. 877-3369.

dy—whatever you have to say here’s your chance.

deAquino Bradaz. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front

Free. 6 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091.

St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

craft for which he is renowned. Pointillism is a pretty tricky and intricate form; seeing how it’s done

Schaefer Portrait Challenge - Daily (except Sun

music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani

Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787.

& Mon). This showcase of Hawaii artists is kind of a

Farmers Market of Maui - Every Mon, Wed &

big deal. It happens only once avary three years and

Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh

Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab

Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat,

features the work of many artists’ diverse take on the

produce. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 61 S. Kihei Rd.

hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and

JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m.

2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building J, 661-4495. Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne

Honokowai Farmers Market - Every Mon, Wed

others who want to be heard. Sessions are record-

p.m. Schaefer International Gallery. 242-7469.

& Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and

ed and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome.

WOW! - Wed. Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays

canned goods. 7-11 a.m. Lower Honopiilani Hwy.

Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave,

& Pro Ed; Sat, Mark & Mike. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844

zumatribe@yahoo.com.

Front St., 667-7758.

portrait, from sculpture to painting. Free. 11 a.m.-5

presents live island music, gallery receptions, artist

Resort Craft Fair - Every Wed & Fri. Hawaiian

appearances and more. . 6:30-8 p.m. 897-6770 x2.

arts and crafts. 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Renaissance Wailea

Poetry Reading - Every second Thu Maui Live

Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil. All sets 7

Art Night - Fri. Stroll through Lahaina Town’s

Beach Resort.

Poets Society hosts an open poetry reading on the

p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

many art galleries. Special gallery shows, featured

Everything Made on Maui - Thu. A great way

artists-in-action and refreshments. Each week fea-

to keep your dollars in the local economy. Features

tures a different guest artist. Free. 6:30 p.m.

locally made arts and crafts. 10 a.m.-3 p.m.

Lahaina. 661-6284. Art Photography Opening - Fri. Photographer

Keolahou Church, 177 S. Kihei Rd. 875-1911. Aloha Craft Fair- Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui Mall. 872-4320.

and child of the sixties Marty Wolf’s work will be on display. What stands out about his photography is their brilliant, almost psychedelic postmodern appeal. 5-7:30 p.m. Maui Hands Gallery, Lahaina.

667-9898. Oil Painting Demonstration - Fri. Maui artist Jack Hamilton shows how it’s done. 4-7 p.m. Maui

Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain

DINNER MUSIC

Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m.

WEST MAUI

Santa Fe Cantina - Tue, Ryan from Silky Ringo;

658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

5-8 p.m. Fri, Mike Carrol & Friends, 4-7 p.m. Sat, BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane;

KBH Craft Fair - Fri. Cultural crafts and live

Sat, Harry Troupe; Sun, Greg DiPiazza; Mon, Tue,

demos. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Ka`anapali Beach Hotel

Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front

Damien Awai; 5-8 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina,

667-7805. Sea House Restaurant - Thu & Fri, Kincaid

lobby. 667-5978.

St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Organic Farmers Market - Sat. Fresh produce

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty

that’s cheaper than the grocery store. 6:30 a.m.-

Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troupe; Thu, Sat, Sun,

noon. Eddie Tam Memorial Center.

Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front

6:30-9p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900

St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.

Hands Gallery, Lahaina. 667-9898.

Poetry

Art Bistro - Mon. Local artists display their wares, from photography and painting to jewelry and sculp-

West side. Free. 6:30- 9 p.m. Lahaina, 661-0517

Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at

Basques; Sa,-Coelho Morrison; Su, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets except Sat. 7-9 p.m. Sat set is

Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Erin Smith; Fri, Sat, Dave

SOUTH MAUI

Carroll; Sun, Wed, Whale Sharks; Mon, Mickie

tures. Live music, too. 5-10pm. Jacques Northshore

Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location,

Moore; Tue, Jazz; . all sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf

Beach Bums Ma’alaea - Tue, Randall Rospond,

Bistro, 120 Hana Hwy. Paia. 808-269-0961.

call 665-1114.

Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

5-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd. 243-8226.

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 01/29 OCEANS BAR & GRILL

Friday 01/30

Saturday 01/31

Manalii $7, 9:30pm

DJ C 10pm

TUE - Karaoke w/ Toby, 9:30 pm

DJ Mike Rozak No cover, 10pm

DJ Mike Rozak No cover, 10pm

MON - Silky Ringo;TUE - Willie K

Karaoke

Karaoke

Sonny B

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke w/Toby 9:30 pm

1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414

RUSTY HARPOON 2290 Kaanapali Pkwy - 661-3123

SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 -879-0004

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Monday 02/02– Wednesday 02/04

SANTA FE CANTINA

WED - Oren, Junior & Bruddah E

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7805

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm

DJ Slackin No cover, 10pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

DJ Nexus No cover, 10pm

Kanoa of Gomega No cover, 10pm

MON - DJ Blast; TUE - DJ Nature Boy; WED - DJ Decka; All no cover, 10pm

Karaoke

MON - WED - Karaoke

The Crunch Pups

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

STELLA BLUE’S

Jerry Caires $3, 9pm

1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

UNISAN 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku - 244-4500

Karaoke

Club DJ Retro Night

Kachi Kachi Night $10

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

TUE - WED - Karaoke

Haui’s Life’s A Beach - Thu, Erin Smith. 1913

Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd,

Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA

South Kihei Rd., 891-8010.

Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Thu, Kulewa; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Fausto and

3750 Wailea Alanui

Henry’s Bar and Grill - Gina Martinelli Jam. 6-8

Moana Cafe & Bakery - Wed, Benoit Jazzworks;

Kawaika; Sun; Kulewa; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All

East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.

p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St. Kihei. 879-2849.

6:30-8:30. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremo-

Longhi’s - Sat, acoustic music. 10:30-11 p.m.

3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883

ny at sunset nightly.

RESORT SHOWS

Lawerence and Friends.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT

2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525

WEST MAUI

Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206. Mulligan’s

on

the

Blue

- Thu, Rick

Tue, Joyce & Gord; 6:30-8:30 p.m.; Wed, Willie K., 7:30 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Shangri-La - Sat, Acoustic Sitar By the Sea. 6:308:30 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Road. Suite 109, Menehune Shores, Kihei, 875-4555. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Rd., Kihei

Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Sun, Mon,

3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922

Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri,

Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m.

■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA

Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa;

200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234

Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun

Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m.

Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live

shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m.

■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL

music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting cere-

Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri,

5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111

mony nightly.

Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue,

Molokini Lounge - Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, Mele

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Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by)

`Ohana Duo. Tue, Thu Ron Kuala’au; Sun-Thu sets 6-

104 Ka`anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000

Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch

9 p.m.; Fri, Sat sets 6-10 p.m. Sun, Mele `Ohana

Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula.

Duo, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Mon, Wed, Fri, Hula perform-

Late sets 6-9 p.m.

ance, 6-6:45 p.m.

GlencrossFri, Gail Swanson; 6-8 p.m.; Sat & Sun, Celtic Tigers, 6:30 p.m.; Mon, Acoustico; 7 p.m.

Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie

Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, ceremony nightly. ■ KA`ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL

2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0011

EAST MAUI

SOUTH MAUI

Ernest Pua`a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting

■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA

■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI

3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000

Hana, 248-8211

Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo

Paniolo Lounge - Thu-Sun, Live music. 6:30-

Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at

Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with

9:30 p.m.

Wailea, 875-9983.

Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi;

hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed

Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing.

Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Sat,

7:30-8:15 p.m.

Ho; Fri, Gina Martinelli; Sat, Monda Kane; Sun Merv

■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT

Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and

Oana, Mon, Bobby Ingram & Fulton Tashombe; Tue,

5900 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500

Rudy Baria; Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting

Dan & Ann; Wed, Kaleo Cullen. All sets 6-9 p.m. The

Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid

Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6284.

Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA

sets 7-9 p.m.

3850 Wailea Alanui, 875-1234

■ RITZ CARLTON

Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

1 Ritz Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200

Humuhumunukunukuapua`a - Nightly, 5:30

Banyan Tree Restaraunt - Wed & Thu, Ranga

p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo.

Pae 6:15-9:45 p.m.

■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT

4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100

2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 661-3611

Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131

Hana Hou Cafe - Wed, Dorothy Betz and Les

■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL

Wailea Wednesdays w/ WIllie K - Wed, 7:30-

Adam with Vince Esquire. Thu, Haiku Hillbillys. Sat,

2605 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0031

10 p.m.

Brittany; Wed, Sat, Merv Oana Thu; Fri Margie; Tue

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum

CENTRAL MAUI Café Marc Aurel - Live Music on various days. Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St.,

Wailuku, 244-0852. Main Street Bistro - Th-Fri, Rhythm & Blues with Freedom. 5-7:30 p.m.. 2051 Main St.,

Wailuku, 244-6816.

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) In most (but not all) the places I’ve ever lived, people close and lock their front doors. To leave their homes open would be inviting danger, right? Since anyone determined to enter the places you want to protect is hardly likely to be thwarted by a mere lock, I’d argue that such precautions only serve to keep out the most casual or spontaneous would-be troublemakers. Similarly, the stuff you’re doing to supposedly protect yourself is only marginally effective at best. You either need to step things up dramatically, or quit wasting your time and just leave your door open; I’ll wager you’ll probably be surprised by how much more good comes through than bad.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Imagine someone scrawled obscenities on your wall. Your first instinct would probably be to get rid of them. You might scrub and sand the wall, or cover the graffiti with layers of paint. However I urge you to consider different solutions, ones less easily thwarted by whoever wrote that crap there in the first place (since they could easily reapply it). Could you learn to live with or ignore their spite? Or might you transform it into something so fascinating that even they might hesitate to mess with it? You’re probably more creative than I; what I do know is that this isn’t something you’ll be able to simply erase or effectively hide, so figuring out something else you can do about it is the order of the week.

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Less is more

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) I’m not sure you’re using the right tool for the job. You certainly could clean the floors of your apartment with a roll of toilet paper and a cup of water, but a mop and bucket would be swifter and more effective. Why are you making things so hard on yourself? Don’t let your stubbornness or unrealistic idealism keep you from actually getting the job done (or making it require ten times the effort). The principle applies to people as well; be impartial and clearheaded in your selections. Once you exclude personal attachments and preferences, it’ll be obvious who and what will best accomplish your goals.

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Power and responsibility, as you know, go hand in hand. For the most part, you’re reasonable and wise when exercising yours. In this case, however, I’m worried that what began with good intentions has devolved into mere bullying. Could your personal distaste or dislike be causing you to take things a bit too far? I suspect that’s the case, so please double check. There’s no need to make a big drama about it, but a simple apology might be in order. At the very least, more fair treatment of even those you dislike is definitely overdue.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Avoid the extremes everyone seems to be urging you towards. Let’s say you want to protect yourself on a lonely evening jog in the park. Shirk the handgun in favor of pepper spray or an air horn, which are probably just as likely to be effective, with less dire consequences if you make a mistake. It’s much easier to recuperate from a deafening blast or a painful squirt than a bullet. Taking it more extreme than the minimally effective measures would be a bad move; it would, in fact, only set you up for emotional disasters that would be at least as hard to recover from as a gunshot wound.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Within almost all most bad news, a silver lining can be found. This should come as no surprise, considering how many of the supposedly “bad” experiences of your past have had astonishingly happy endings. The next shitty turn of events is just like all of those other unfortunate circumstances, even if it seems more extreme and craptastic than most. Some of this negativity might be a little blinding. It may be very hard to tell what possible positive ramifications could result from it. Even if they’re invisible or slow to appear, stay positive and have faith. They’re there.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) As far as I’m aware, you can’t take out insurance on your heart. Wouldn’t it be great if you got a big payout the next time it got broken? Of course no insurance company would be willing to assume such a risk; realistically, most relationships end in heartbreak. It’d be a losing proposition for them. Even if you’re cynical (or realistic) enough to share my view, that doesn’t mean it’s a losing proposition for you. There’s much to gain from almost any relationship, even one you know ahead of time will end in heartbreak. It’s a more complicated equation than you’re taking into account; by my calculations, despite the negative stuff that’s sure to come, you’ll still end up ahead.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Selfless service is all well and good if you can afford to practice it. I admire your bighearted desire to help people whenever you can. However, there are times when you shouldn’t, because the cost to you outweighs the ultimate benefit to others. The greater good requires that you look at the big picture here, and that means setting yourself up to continue to be modestly generous months or years down the road, rather than being so extravagant with your aid now that you have none to spare for a long time to come. This week, being ever so slightly selfish is actually the most selfless thing you could possibly do.

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What you think you’re good at may not necessarily be the case. While this discovery is bound to be depressing (and probably also embarrassing or humiliating), don’t get too stuck on it. There’s a silver lining here: the opposite is also true. Something you’ve never tried (and never suspected you had a talent for) is waiting breathlessly for you to discover it. You’re a natural! I think figuring out just what your hidden aptitude is, and the joys it could bring you, will go a long way towards obscuring and ultimately erasing the disappointments of this week.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Surrender doesn’t always equal defeat. If it ensures that you live to fight another day, it might be the only wise move you can make. In fact, true wisdom might be the ability to recognize when you’re facing a battle you can’t win, and instead of causing more damage by persisting anyway, setting yourself up so that you’re in a more viable position further down the line. The long view is key in this situation, since an overnight triumph is simply out of the question. If holding your ground here means you’ll be virtually crippled, may I suggest rolling over and showing your belly (for now)?

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Be careful what you set in motion. I fear that you’ve been so intent on getting your plans going that you haven’t looked far enough ahead to make sure they’re truly headed in the right direction. This thing is like a big old freight train; stopping it would take nearly as much time and effort as getting it up to travel speed. Before you work harder to accelerate this thing, take a moment to look ahead and make sure it’s not about to run out of track. This could be your last chance to put on the brakes and avoid disaster.

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What you see is not what you get. What a situation (be it relationship, workplace or family) looks like from the outside is frequently not an accurate picture of how it seems from within. Be wary of judging this particular book by its cover. What fills its pages is vastly different than anything you could possibly guess by just looking at it. Be patient, nonjudgmental, and persistent, and you soon may be rifling through those pages and figuring out for yourself how well this particular scenario fits (or doesn’t) into your life. Making that judgment before you get that chance, though, would be a huge mistake.


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