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Some guy comes to John McCain’s defense and the Superferry debate refuses to sink in Editor’s Inbox. A bike-hating mall cop gets scolded in Eh Brah! An extensive study is conducted to determine that dogs like to pee on stuff in News of the Weird. Click of the Week gives it up for a Muppet. Coconut Wireless sniffs out a sewage lawsuit and nominates Mayor Tavares for the least reassuring statement of the year.

10 FEATURE STORY THIS WEEK’S QUESTION What environmentally conscious steps are you taking? Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com Eating bugs Calendar Editor/Staff Writer: Kate Bradshaw (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com Not breeding Proofreader: Heather Nicholson Taking the bus Contributors: Jessica Armstrong, Caeriel Crestin, Lloyd Dangle, Beau Ewan, Doug Levin, Jared Libby, Rob Parsons, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower Saving my own methane gas Art Director: Brittany Shaw (808) 269-2911 / brittany@mauitime.com Bathing in the ocean Graphic Designer: Kellee LaVars Drinking beer to save water Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com Not bidding on those Panda oven mitts on eBay General Manager: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com Solar and wind energy, shopping local, picking up litter Administrative Executive: Judy Toba (808) 244-0777 / judy@mauitime.com Recycling Administrative Assistant: Jennifer Brown Web Design: Linear Publishing www.linearpublishing.com Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com Not answering staff box questions to save ink

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Our first ever Green Issue features a special Rob Report about three Hawaii residents, all named Isaac, who are fighting the good fight. Kate Bradshaw examines greenwashing and calls out a few companies whose eco efforts are more rhetoric than reality (we’re looking at you, MECO). We tell you why you should consider eating that centipede instead of tossing it in the garbage disposal. Plus, profiles of local eviro movers and shakers and some tips on how to become part of the solution.

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16 ONO KINE GRINDS Kate eats local, and well, at Market Fresh Bistro in Makawao.

23 Take 5

24 MUSIC SCENE Famed pianist Scott Cossu, who has a new album and a pretty amazing story, is returning to Maui to tickle the ivories.

25 Mind Candy

26 FILM Barry Wurst II says the new Disney doc Earth would be perfect with the sound turned off.

27 Movie Listings

28 DA KINE CALENDAR Kate previews the week’s choice haps, including a musical art show, a sustainable tourism talk and a party for the keiki.

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EDITOR’SINBOX THEY STAB IT WITH THEIR STEELY KNIVES… Manu and Sulak are right: Colonialism must be ended in Hawaii [“Native Wisdom,” April 16]. Independence is the answer. We Hawaiians must take back and heal our lands, then spread that knowledge abroad. Capitalism is a dying beast and must be laid to rest. We are the answer. Ken Ng, Los Angeles, posted at mauitime.com

NO LOVE FOR THE GUV Regarding last week’s letter to the editor, Kukui would do better to direct rage where it belongs—on the Lingle Administration. If Linda Lingle had bothered to follow the law and get an environmental impact statement, the Superferry would probably be taking Kukui the Big Island. Instead, Lingle ignored the EIS requirement, which should come as no surprise since she has a history of disregarding the law when it comes to protecting the environment. Andrea B., Kihei

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ON THE JOHN You guys sure have it in for John McCain. First that cover shot of him in the Nazi helmet after the election, now bashing him over monk seal funding [Coconut Wireless, April 16]. Did you know McCain actually believes in environmental protection and global warming? Guess you were too busy praising Obama to the high heavens to find that out. Your boy won and now we’re all paying for it—literally. Don’t be a sore winner.

Anonymous Gene Miyamoto, Lahaina Ed. Note: We won’t try to speak for Dr. Meyer, except to say that her point seemed to be about “Europeanization” as a mindset and not a skin color. Also, a tad ironic that you’d question someone’s nerve then neglect to sign your letter.

BAND TOGETHER Re your write-up on the new band Fish Tank [“Get Tanked,” April 16]: I’m noticing a trend. What is the average lifespan of a Maui band? What are the chances of a Maui band retaining their lineup? It seems to me that Maui bands just swap members, try new things, try to find the perfect meld of musicians. But therein lies the problem—they’ll just do it again in a year. No wonder none of Maui’s musicians can make it past Friday nights at Mulligans or Wednesday’s Dog ’N Duck session. I’m in a band, posted at mauitime.com

CANINE COMPENSATION Re last week’s Eh Brah! about the dog attack: I think the big mean dogs are like big cars—the owners are trying to compensate for something small they have. Tiny Dog Owner, posted at mauitime.com

Thanks for the note, Gene. Just to be clear: We mentioned McCain in connection with the federal monk seal money not because we think he’s anti-environment (though his record isn’t great), but because of how angry he gets about earmarks and “wasteful” spending. Some of his favorite targets are projects that involve the study of animals—except, of course, for all the ones that were requested in Alaska under Gov. Palin.

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ehbrah@mauitime.com This one goes out to the parking lot security guy who practically assaulted me in one of the stores in his “territory” because I locked my bike to a tree in front of the store instead of the bike rack all the way across Lahaina’s biggest wasteland, er, strip mall. So let me get this right: if I drive a car I can park right in front but if I ride my bike, no can? Good looking out for the ‘aina, brah!

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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD MILITARY INTELLIGENCE The U.S. National Nuclear Security Administration recently postponed its crucial program to rejuvenate quartercentury-old Trident missile warheads because no one can remember how to make a key component of the weapons (codenamed “Fogbank”), according to a March 2 report of the Government Accountability Office. The GAO found that, despite concern over the bombs’ safety and reliability, NNSA could not replicate the manufacturing process because all knowledgeable personnel have left the agency and no written records were kept. Said one commentator, “This is like James Bond destroying his instructions as soon as he’s read them.”

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THEY’VE GOT A FUTURE IN PORN Biologist Michelle Solensky of Ohio’s College of Wooster reported late last year in the journal Animal Behavior that male monarch butterflies are such calculating inseminators that they even decide the optimal level of sperm necessary for reproductive advantage. While injecting fluid, the male can “selectively” determine how much of it will be fertility cells, depending on how much residual sperm the female holds from previous suitors (the goal being to always inject more than the other guys did). Solensky told New Scientist magazine that the penis acts as a kind of “dip stick” to check the quantity already present.

MOB RULE SPIT JOB Researchers at Germany’s Max Planck Institute recently published findings of a cross-cultural study of people’s spit. “[W]e can get more insights into human populations [from saliva] than we would get from just studying human DNA,” the team’s leader told Reuters in February. The study’s main conclusion was that spit content does not vary much around the world, even given regional differences in diet.

BREAKING NEWS: DOGS PEE ON STUFF Spanish researchers at Autonomous University of Madrid reported in February that wolves (and almost surely dogs), when relieving themselves, deliberately seek out the most conspicuous places they can find (both as to sight and smell) to assure maximum territorial signaling. Male wolves prefer tall trees (and dogs, prominently located fire hydrants) and try to leave urine as high up as they can to increase its wind-carry, according to a Discovery Channel summary.

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(1) As Italy’s banks (like so many others) curtailed lending during the global financial crisis, the country’s 180,000 small businesses had nowhere to turn for liquidity except to the Mafia, whose lending continued (at ridiculous interest rates, of course), unrestricted by the recession, according to a March Washington Post dispatch from Rome. Organized crime in Italy collects an estimated $315 million a week.

INCOMPETENT CRIMINALS (1) In March, two men were seen on a backyard surveillance camera in St. Petersburg, Fla., attempting a home break-in during the day when no one was home. According to the police report, one of the men assumed a football stance, then ran the length of the yard and rammed the back door. However, the latch held, and the impact sent the man to the ground, writhing in pain. The collision also triggered an alarm, but the men escaped before police arrived. (2) Two adults and three teenagers were arrested in Waterville, Maine, in March and charged with arson. The evidence? A video the five made describing their crime, crafted with theme music and castand-crew credits. MTW

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The environmental crowd has aggressively co-opted Kermit the Frog’s “It’s Not Easy Being Green.” (We did it on the cover of this very issue.) To give a much-deserved nod to the source, we’re turning this week’s click over to Jim Henson’s iconic amphibian and his 1970 rendition of the career-launching ballad. The song has been recorded by artists ranging from Frank Sinatra to Diana Ross, but for our money nobody did it better than Mr. Frog. (Side note: Perhaps not surprisingly, the comments accompanying the video on YouTube have devolved into an epithet-littered “debate” about race. Sigh.) –JS Find it at… youtube.com/watch?v=hpiIWMWWVco

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COCONUT WIRELESS THE WEEK IN REVIEW

Got a heads-up yesterday from attorney Lance Collins, who’s representing a group of Kihei residents that’s suing the county over sewage disposal methods. Specifically, the plaintiffs—who include a Baldwin High teacher, a Navy vet, a surfer, a dive master and a Native Hawaiian advocate—are trying to get the county to stop using injection wells, which they say violate state water quality standards and allow wastewater to seep into the ocean. At present, there are 15 injection wells on Maui: three in Kihei, four in Lahaina and eight in Kahului. It’s always amazed me how little attention most people pay to what’s done with their waste; the desire to flush it and forget it is understandable at a basic level, but the stuff doesn’t just go “away.” Kudos to these alert Mauians for being willing to stir up the…well, you know.

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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 15 I love a good protest. I love the signs, the shouting, the honking, all of it. Even if I disagree with the cause, I appreciate the spectacle and the fact that people cared enough to slide out of their recliners and take to the streets. It’s healthy. So I’m not here to chastise the Mauians who joined thousands of others across the county today in tax day, “Tea Party” protests against profligate government spending. However: I don’t remember these things being nearly so prominent—and certainly not sponsored by FOX News—during the Bush years, when the deficit ballooned to historical proportions. (The fact that anyone can still refer to Bush and his advisors as “conservatives” with a straight face is truly mind-boggling.) It’s also worth noting that the new president hasn’t raised anyone’s taxes yet, which makes labeling him a “socialist” a bit problematic, or at least premature. Thus far, the Obama Administration seems content to follow the tried-and-true American formula that got us where we are: spend money you don’t have, and spend it fast. I understand people’s outrage; when I hear about bank executives giving themselves big, fat taxpayer-funded bonuses, my blood boils. The only advice I’d give the Tea Partiers is to be wary of misdirected anger and manipulation at the hands of entities that are pushing a specific, narrow political agenda and don’t have your best interests at heart. Beyond that, protest away. As the bumper sticker says: if you aren’t angry, you aren’t paying attention.

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Here’s a candidate for least reassuring statement of the year, from a story in today’s Maui News about a meeting of the county council’s budget committee. Take it away, Mayor Tavares: “If we go down in flames, we are going to go down in the same flame.” Don’t know about you, but I feel better.

SATURDAY, APRIL 18 Good news for Native Hawaiian advocates and the anti-GMO crowd: A bill that places a five-year ban on the development of genetically modified taro passed the Senate this week by a vetoproof majority. (Gov. Lingle hasn’t indicated she’d veto the bill, but it was opposed by the state Department of Agriculture, according to an AP report.) The lone dissenting votes were cast by token Republicans Fred Hemmings and Sam Slom of Oahu. You know who those guys remind me of? The Washington Generals. You know, the team that always had to lose spectacularly to the Harlem Globetrotters? (Of course, Senate Democrats aren’t nearly as cool as the Globetrotters, though I hear Mele Carroll has a mean sky-hook.)

SUNDAY, APRIL 19 Even more disturbing than the contents of the recently released CIA torture memos (excuse me, CIA enhanced interrogation memos) has been the reaction. Overwhelmingly, cable news’s cadre of blathering heads has condemned the Obama Administration for “making us less safe.” How, exactly, remains a bit unclear. Here’s what I think is going on: the American people (not all of us, but most) are living under a warm comfy Snuggie™ of self-delusion. If we don’t know about something, it doesn’t exist and we don’t have to stop watching Rock of Love Bus reruns to worry about it. For

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Who brought the scones? those who do care, a little light reading: documents.nytimes.com/justicedepartment-memos-on-interrogationtechniques#p=1

movie or video game rather than a layered, complex human tragedy. That’s the irony: what truly warrants examination and scrutiny isn’t the event itself, but the media’s handling of it.

MONDAY, APRIL 20 Perhaps fittingly, there was action today on SB1058. The bill—which passed its third reading April 14 with amendments and today was re-referred to committee— would create a state medical marijuana task force to analyze the successes and failures of Hawaii’s medical pot program and make recommendations. Seems like a solid idea, but not everyone thinks so. Last year Gov. Lingle vetoed a similar bill, HB2675, citing federal prohibition. We’ll see if this one plays out in similar fashion—stay tuned… In addition to that other, more lighthearted, munchiesinducing occasion, today marks the 10 year anniversary of the Columbine massacre. Because the only thing news organizations love more than a nice round number is rehashing shocking occurrences to boost ratings, we’ve been fed a slew of tributes and remembrances. What’s depressing is that, even after a decade, coverage still mostly lingers on tawdry surface details, treating the shooting like a

TUESDAY, APRIL 21 It has not been a good month for Hawaii residents who like to pump small quantities of toxic smoke into the air. First, federal and state tax hikes raised the cost of a pack of cigarettes by $1. Next up: fireworks. According to a report in today’s Honolulu Advertiser, two pieces of legislation are still alive on Oahu that would increase fees for retailers and importers of those fun little homebased explosives, a cost that would surely be passed on to consumers. I defended the smokers, but I don’t know about this one. Given the serious fire hazard involved (I know, cigarettes cause fires too), we might be better off if fireworks were made less available. Plus: the smoke! As I said in this space in January after the New Year’s festivities, going outside on that particular night is a lot like standing next to a heap of burning tires and asbestos shingles, only slightly worse. MTW

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“Sometimes our fate resembles a fruit tree in winter. Who would think that those branches would turn green again and blossom, but we hope it, we know it.” - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Remember when green was just a color? Ah, those were simpler times. But even before it morphed into the buzzword of the environmental movement, green had roots in something deeper. Etymologists trace the word back to the Old English groeni, which was closely tied to growan, meaning “to grow.” Some of green’s other meanings—like fresh and new or “go”—also speak to its potential as a powerful, malleable force greater than the sum of its five letters. A concept. A rallying cry. An inspiration. And that’s exactly what it’s been to the millions of people who have begun the difficult work of reversing humanity’s long, rapidly accelerating march toward self-destruction. Faced with obstacles that some call insurmountable, the leaders of the burgeoning eco revolution have grabbed hold of a simple concept—that we should all be stewards of this incredible, fragile planet—and molded it into something profound. Of course, the work is only beginning and the challenges are many. But there are signs that the tide has started to turn, that we are collectively waking up to the fact that tomorrow is pounding down the door and can no longer be ignored. The green era has arrived—it’s time for all of us to show our true colors.

Special Rob Report:

Three islands, three Isaacs A trio of environmental heroes is fighting to protect Hawaii’s resources By Rob Parsons

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He returned to Oahu to attend law school, a decision he said was his “best move ever.” He found himself fascinated with the rich legal history of land and water in Hawaii, and became increasingly interested in doing whatever he could to help protect what makes the islands so special.

arth Day, plunked before the backdrop of spring’s resiliency and renewal, affords us an annual opportunity to assess how we’re doing at taking care our planet. Facing rapid population growth, increasing urbanization and degradation of precious natural resources, the Hawaiian Islands are a poster child for environmental efforts, and failings. The rapid loss of native habitat from the sandalwood industry in the early 1800s was the first, damaging step in upsetting a balance that had taken millions of years to develop. Today, Hawaii has become one of the world’s hotspots for threatened and endangered native flora and fauna. Conservation and restoration efforts, while often heroic in scope, are woefully under-funded, considering the myriad threats to native plants, birds, mammals and marine life. Fortunately, there are individuals who have dedicated their lives, and livelihoods, to furthering Hawaii’s environmental causes. Coincidentally, three such eco-defenders bear the same given name: Isaac. Though all have Maui roots, the efforts of Isaac Hall, Isaac Moriwake and Isaac Harp now encompass three major Hawaiian islands, while the ripples of their efforts spread even farther.

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“Green is in vogue like never before. But we’ve lost too much already and we’re going to have to wake up and get busy.” - Earthjustice attorney Isaac Moriwake

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ailing from Oahu, Earthjustice attorney Isaac Moriwake attended college at Pomona, an area he describes as “the armpit of Los Angeles.” With frequent smog alerts and other trappings of the urbanized environment, Moriwake says he gained perspective and appreciation for how good we have it in Hawaii.

when the Department of Agriculture wanted to study genetically modified algae at the Kona research site. He has also contributed to challenges over the Stryker Brigade, military training in Oahu’s Makua Valley and open-air testing of GMO bio-pharmaceuticals.

After clerking for the Hawaii Supreme Court and briefly working for a private firm, the Earthjustice position opened up about six years ago. “I’m now doing my dream job every day,” says Moriwake. During his tenure with the national ecoorganization, Moriwake has led challenges to shoreline certification criteria to preserve coastal property and access, and fought to Isaac Moriwake require an EIS

But Moriwake is best known for his ongoing work on Maui water issues, primarily the contested stream restoration case of Na Wai Eha. “Private companies are ill-suited to manage a public resource like water because they care only about profit, rather than the greater good,” says Moriwake. “If ever there was an example of why water must be managed as a public resource, rather than a private commodity, Maui is it.” Moriwake believes Maui County must exhibit more leadership in water resource management and in water conservation. Honolulu, he notes, has avoided any increases in pumping over the past 10 years by focusing on conservation measures. “The County should be asserting control of its water future,” he says, “for the benefit of the people.” see ISAACS, page 13


Paint it green Corporate retailers, big developers, the government—all want to convince you they’ve jumped on the eco bandwagon. How do you separate the sincere from the spin? By Kate Bradshaw

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art of what spurred the Protestant Reformation in 1517 was the selling of indulgences, which Catholics believe wash away sins. The notion that people could buy their way out of purgatory inspired Martin Luther to write his Ninety-Five Theses and sparked a revolution that changed the face of Christianity. A similar controversy has arisen within the environmental movement.

And carbon credits are the tip of the (melting) iceberg. Greenpeace’s stopgreenwash.org defines greenwashing as “the cynical use of environmental themes to whitewash corporate misbehavior.” The site urges corporations to “stop portraying baby steps on the environment as giant strides.” Some popular greenwashing tactics include: making miniscule changes in a

Marketing can make a mockery of any cause that catches on with the general public, and the green movement is a glaring example. Many consider the selling of carbon offset credits to be the modern-day equivalent of indulgences. Here’s how they work: eco-sinners purchase credits that help finance alternative energy projects, reforestation efforts and a slew of other green causes. A single credit costs $5-$15 and represents one metric ton of carbon dioxide. Corporate giants like Volkswagen, Bank of America and General Electric offer carbon credits to consumers. But as the global environmental crisis nears its tipping point, is it really logical, or productive, to absolve those who refuse to curb their excesses?

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fforts to appear “green” without actually doing much—a practice known as “greenwashing”— speak to the power of spin and marketing.

product that don’t reduce a company’s overall environmental impacts; touting greener practices as innovative when they’re merely being done to comply with environmental laws; and prominently displaying a meaningless logo indicating that a product is eco-friendly. The government has put out its share of green spin. Maui Sierra Club Conservation Chair Lance Holter says Bush era programs like the “Clear Skies” and “Healthy Forests” initiatives were blatant attempts to put a green veneer on things that actually damaged the environment. So who’s the worst offender? “A number of people will tell you that GE [General Electric] is number one,” says Johnny Ryan, who sits on the Urban Design Review Board and works for HNU, a Maui-based alternative energy company. Ryan says compact florescent lightbulbs (CFLs), which GE, Philips and WalMart have marketed heavily, are still damaging to the environment since they contain mercury, a well-known neurotoxin. Some cite GE’s “ecomagination” as a gross misrepresentation of the company’s efforts. The program, implemented in 2005, was called a case of “profound greenwashing” by author and sustainability guru L. Hunter Lovins. (Although, Lovins told Sustainable Industries, GE began to adopt greener practices when it saw its profits grow from doing so.) Ryan says that Nestle’s “hourglass bottle,” which claims to use less plastic, is another instance of phony green marketing. “You’re using less plastic when you’re selling less product,” he says. “If they’re using it as a sales pitch, that’s greenwashing in my book,” says environ-

mental activist and MTW contributor Rob Parsons. “If you want to go green, it’s all about local sustainability. Our whole economy is imported. The smaller, the greener.” Parsons and Holter list Maui Electric Company among the biggest greenwashers on the island for its efforts to import palm oil from Southeast Asia. “They have all these colorful television ads” touting their efforts to adopt renewable energy, Holter says. Yet importing palm oil from places like Malaysia, Indonesia and Sumatra requires slashing and burning acres of forest each day. Then there’s the impact of shipping palm oil all those miles. MECO boasts about getting 7 percent of its energy from renewable sources, namely from burning sugar cane. But when one considers the impact of sugar cane—the carbon that burning and shipping releases into the atmosphere—environmentalists find this tradeoff questionable at best. Holter hopes the utility will look more closely at alternatives. “We want to bring them in as part of [the] solution because they’re a key player,” he says. “Palm oil is a disaster they’re still holding on to.”

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ther Maui businesses’ green efforts are not so clear-cut. When greenwashing is brought up, the conversation often turns to Dowling Co., one of the island’s major developers and the force behind some controversial projects. But whether Dowling, which touts its green efforts, is guilty of greenwashing hinges on how you feel about development. Obviously, building on a patch of earth is going to modify it drastically and do harm on numerous fronts. Yet some believe that having a developer who adheres to U.S. Green Building Council standards (including stormwater filtration, photo-voltaic solar energy and rapidly renewable building materials) is better than having one that couldn’t care less. “We choose to embrace sustainability not only because it’s the right thing to do, but also because we believe that long term it will provide our firm with a competitive advantage,” says Jennifer Stites, Dowling’s green development manager. The green campaigns of some Maui hotels could also be seen as greenwashing, but again it depends on your point of view. The Ritz Carlton, for example, launched its Ambassadors of the Environment program, which exposes guests to Hawaii’s fragile ecosystems and Hawaiian culture. Sure, it’s the annexation and commercialization of the ‘aina that did the damage in the first place. But hotel guests are getting schooled on the “real” Maui with the help of cultural and environmental consultants. Marketing can make a mockery of any cause that catches on with the general public, and the green movement is a glaring example. Environmental groups and some media outlets try to seek out the reality behind PR barrages, but often it’s up to individuals to read the fine print. Otherwise, we’re just blindly stabbing at eco-salvation. MTW

Greenwashers Three companies that place rhetoric before reality

1 The big-box behemoth touts its “Save & Live Green” program, but watchdog groups have accused the company of mislabeling products and upping its carbon output.

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ISAACS, continued from page 10 Moriwake notes that environmental consciousness is at an all-time high. “Green is in vogue like never before,” he says. “But we’ve lost too much already and we’re going to have to wake up and get busy. Every case I’ve been involved in, including the water case, begins and ends with folks taking responsibility for protecting our home, what makes Hawaii special.”

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onnecticut native Isaac Hall went to Princeton University and Columbia Law School, then worked on prisoners’ rights in Harlem before moving to Hawaii in 1973. Soon after, he became involved with efforts to protect Kaho‘olawe, then known as the “Target Island” for the decades of military training exercises that were conducted there, and return the island to the people of Hawaii. In 1978 he began practicing law. Four years later, he married Dana Naone, and they embarked on their partnership working on Native Hawaiian, land, water and environmental issues. Together, they worked with Hui Alanui o Makena against closure of the Makena Road in front of Seibu’s Maui Prince Hotel and protected coastal resources in that area. They helped lead efforts to relocate the Ritz Carlton Hotel away from shoreline dunes at Honokahua, used by Native Hawaiians as a burial site for 1,000 years.

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The Halls opposed a private golf course development on the Waihe‘e shoreline, an area that contains one of the richest archeological and cultural sites in Hawaii and is now in full preservation and restoration, under the stewardship of the Maui Coastal Land Trust. In 2003, Hall received the William O. Douglas Award from the Sierra Club, a national award given annually to an attorney for work in the area

of environmental law. More recently, Hall appeared before the state Supreme Court in the Hawaii Superferry case and successfully argued that the vessel should not have been launched without a completed EIS. “Hawaii has strong laws in place to protect its unique resources during the development process,” Hall says. “Unfortunately, these laws are too often not applied in a rigorous manner or enforced.” He believes that expanded efforts are needed to place lands in permanent conservation use before development pressures arise to privatize them. He says government agencies are too willing to accept developers’ assessments that pave the way to project approvals, even in the face of community opposition. “Developers with seemingly unlimited financial resources are met by under-funded residents and ad hoc groups rising up, in the spirit of the original Earth Day in 1970, to provide protection for special places,” says Hall. “This is essentially the only way environmental justice has been achieved. In that sense, the community activist roots of environmentalism are alive and well.”

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saac Harp’s parents met in Hawaii, though he was born in New Orleans, where his brown skin meant that he felt the sting of racism. His father, a Navy welder, passed away when he was six. Moving back to Nanakuli, he and his siblings were again ostracized, this time for being hapa-haole. Harp spent most of his youth in Kahalu‘u on Windward Oahu, and moved to Maui in the early 1980s. Harp’s mother was from Kona, and her family fished opelu, as did the family of his wife, Tammy, who grew up in Lahaina. He was a commercial bottom fisher for a while, though he gave it up after serving on a bottom fishing task force and watching the resource plummet, despite many worthwhile recommendations. Soon after, the state asked Harp to serve on a gillnet task force. Once again, a majority of those on the advisory panel were commercial fishermen. Nevertheless, Harp successfully brought factions together to agree upon meaningful ocean conservation goals. Concerned about a flood of long-liners competing with Hawaii’s own fishing industry, Harp signed up with the Western Pacific Regional Fishery Management Council (WESPAC), only to find a pattern of corruption that led him to publicly call for the resignation of Director Kitty Simonds and Chair James Cook, who had business ties with

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longline fishing vessels. Instead, Harp found himself dismissed of his WESPAC advisory panel positions, an illegal action that the U.S. Department of Commerce has not rectified. Undaunted, Harp has led efforts that resulted in greater protection of the northwest Hawaiian islands, now protected as the Papahanaumokuakea National Monument. “I’d like to see a lot less traffic and human activity there,” says Harp, who calls the area a new “research capital.” He says illegal fishing in the area is an ongoing problem and believes that remote surveillance technology would boost enforcement capabilities. Harp has also participated in international discussions on resource management for indigenous peoples, as a member of the U.N. Convention on Biological Diversity’s Native Peoples Forum. The Harps relocated to the Big Island when Isaac helped form a coalition to oppose a carbon dioxide dumping scheme off Keahole Point in Kona. With the passing of Jerry Rothstein, founder of Public Access Shoreline Hawaii (PASH), Harp was asked to step in and chair that organization. Living in the Waimea area, Isaac and Tammy Harp raise six sheep and one cow and are growing vegetables as their “food insurance policy.” They have worked to protect cultural sites and burials. Harp says he is opposed to the Akaka Bill. “It is race-based legislation that doesn’t address the real crime,” he says. “To be placed as wards under the U.S. Department of the Interior is not what we want. We want our nation, sovereignty and dignity back.” The dignified, dedicated work of the three Isaacs is helping ensure that Hawaii’s environment and natural resources will be available to inspire and enrich many generations to come. MTW

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Profiles in Green A look at the Maui businesses, individuals and organizations that are putting green into action… Maui Tomorrow – With an eye on everything from water and energy use to development and transportation, you might think this ubiquitous environmental and social justice group is spreading itself too thin. But in the wake of a recent victory in the Superferry case, and with ongoing advocacy efforts on a number of other fronts, Maui Tomorrow shows no signs of slowing down. 244-7570 or maui-tomorrow.org.

Maui Brewing Co. – It’s a safe bet beer isn’t the first thing that springs to mind when you think sustainability. And that’s precisely what makes MBC so remarkable. Maui’s only truly local brewery takes eco considerations into account during every phase of the brewing, bottling and delivery process. (Ex: they make their own biodiesel out of the excess vegetable oil from their restaurants.) Oh yeah, and the beer’s pretty good too. 877-MAUI-BREW or mauibrewingco.com.

Save Honolua Coalition – While large organizations that tackle big, overarching problems are important, sometimes a targeted, specific campaign is most effective. Since 2007, Save Honolua has been fighting valiantly to protect one of Maui’s—and the world’s—most breathtakingly beautiful locales from encroaching development. Savehonolua.org. Maui Aloha ‘Aina Association – For eight years and counting, this farming collective has been hosting the Body & Soil Conference, promoting sustainable, organic farming methods that are good for the environment and Maui’s food security. They’re not the only group doing this kind of work—the Valley Isle is blessed with an array of organic farms and cooperatives—but they’re a fine example. 242-7870 or mauialohaaina.org. University of Hawai’i-Maui Community College is an equal opportunity/affirmative action institution

Paragon Sailing Charters – The Kula-based charter outfit says its twin catamarans use an average of only 8 gallons of fuel per day while sailing 50 miles or more. The company has partnered with like-minded groups, including Californiabased nonprofit Greensurf.org, which promotes environmentally safe surf products. 244-2087 or sailmaui.com.

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Texas-sized patch of trash that’s floating off Hawaii’s coast and growing by the minute—is one of the more depressing symbols of man’s impact on nature. Thankfully, there are people like ECC founder Rich Owen who are willing to tackle the big job of cleaning it up. Gyrecleanup.org.

Lucienne de Naie – Delve into just about any environmental issue on Maui and one name invariably comes up. De Naie is a member of numerous organizations including the Sierra Club and is a tireless advocate for sundry causes; she’s the one who’ll show up to the long, early weekday meeting to testify and have all her facts straight to boot. She’s twice run unsuccessfully for county council and says she may try again, another example of the tenacity that sets her apart.


Bug of choice Insects are packed with protein and use up a fraction of the resources it takes to raise livestock. But can we get past the creepy crawly factor? By Jacob Shafer

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his is a story about why you should eat bugs. Chances are, you’re already grossed out, or at least aren’t feeling particularly hungry. That’s understandable—for most Americans, crunching down multi-legged creepy crawlers is something you do on a grade school dare or reality TV show. But if a growing number of entomophagy advocates have their way, your revulsion could someday turn to bon appetit. Bugs-as-food proponents have a simple pitch: it’s better for you and it’s better for the planet. Most insects are high in protein and other essential nutrients but are much lower in fat than beef, pork or poultry. According to a May 2008 Discover magazine story, 100 grams of grasshopper contains a comparable amount of protein to the same amount of lean ground beef (20 grams for the grasshopper, 27 grams for the beef) but has two-thirds less fat.

answer the question: can we ever accept bugs—nutritious and resource-conserving as they may be—as an appetizing, or even palatable, alternative?

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avid George Gordon thinks so. A Mainland-based chef, lecturer and the author of The Eat- a-Bug Cookbook, Gordon says he understands people will balk at the idea of sautéing bugs with olive oil rather than spraying them with Raid. He says the two reactions he usually gets when he tells people he’s a bug chef are amusement and revulsion. At the same time, he’s convinced that can change. “People in other countries eat insects all the time,” he says. “We’re the oddballs because we don’t eat them.” Gordon points out that a century ago, the idea of eating sushi was foreign and virtually unheard of in

So we won’t see a waterfont bug bar opening up on Front Street tomorrow. But bugs could be a food of the future—smaller, sleeker, greener. Meanwhile, the difference in resource consumption is enormous: according to most estimates, it takes over 1,000 gallons of water to produce a pound of beef; bugs can have their hydration needs met by a moist cloth. In addition to depleting the water supply, meat production is a major contributor to pollution: animal waste, hormones, chemical fertilizers—all wind up in the world’s rivers and oceans, poisoning fish and killing coral reefs. A 2006 report by the United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization found that the livestock sector accounts for 18 percent of global greenhouse gas emissions—more than is produced by all the world’s cars. The report also notes that 30 percent of the Earth’s land surface is used up either for pastures or feed production. About 70 percent of the Amazon rainforest has been slashed for grazing. All this paints a convincingly bleak picture of the way we get meat from field to table. But it doesn’t

mainstream America. “Now you can spend your entire paycheck at one of those places,” he says. The Eat-a-Bug Cookbook contains recipes that sound either intriguing or disgusting depending on your level of culinary adventurousness: termite stew, worm tempura (perhaps settling once and for all How to Eat Fried Worms), larval latkes, cockroach à la king. OK, but what about centipedes—those big suckers can’t be edible, right? “I’ve cooked centipedes on many occasions—big ones, from South America and Southeast Asia—without any ill effects,” says Gordon. “Cooking is one good way of denaturing [counteracting] the venom.” Though Gordon promotes bugs as healthy and yummy, he admits he doesn’t eat them on a regular basis. He says he’s aware of only one person in the U.S. who relies on insects as his sole source of meat: a Rhode Island man who’s working on a Super-Size Me-style documentary.

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o we won’t see a waterfont bug bar opening up on Front Street tomorrow. Especially in the industrialized world, food is still abundant enough to make radical, widespread dietary shifts unlikely. But Gordon isn’t the only one flying the entomophagy flag. The Web site insectsarefood.com lays out a lengthy mission statement and provides links to an array of articles and studies that promote bugs as a food of the future—smaller, sleeker, greener. As David Gracer, founder of Small Stock Food Strategies, LLC, put it in a February 2008 New York Times article: “Insects can feed the world. Cows and pigs are the SUVs; bugs are the bicycles.” That may seem like hyperbole. But when you consider how isolated we are on Maui and how easily a major catastrophe could cut off our external food supply, suddenly that roach you just tried to splatter with your slipper starts to look pretty tasty. All right, maybe not tasty—but at least a little less gross. MTW

Orthopteran Orzo (Yield: six servings) Ingredients: 3 cups vegetable broth 1 cup orzo 1 cup two- or three-week-old cricket nymphs 1 tablespoon butter 1 clove garlic, minced 1/2 cup chopped onion 1/2 cup grated carrot 1/4 cup finely diced red pepper 1/4 cup finely diced green pepper 2 tablespoons chopped parsley Bring broth to a boil, then stir in the orzo. Continue boiling the pasta until it is tender (about 10 minutes); drain any extra liquid, then quickly add carrot and red and green peppers. Mix evenly and set aside. In a separate skillet, melt the butter, adding the minced garlic, onions and crickets. Sauté briefly, until the onions are clear and the garlic and crickets have browned. Combine cricket mixture, including any liquid, with the orzo and vegetables, top with parsley and serve. From The Eat-a-Bug Cookbook by David George Gordon, c. 1998 Ten Speed Press, reprinted with permission.

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Fresh choice New Makawao eatery emphasizes local ingredients ood grown close to where it is consumed? What a novel idea. The fact that Hawaii imports more than 85 percent of its food should be alarming, especially in the face of environmental and economic peril. But look around and you’ll find most people don’t seem to care

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Open daily 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao 572-4877 a whole lot. That’s probably because it’s still more convenient to buy deep-fried clusters of macaroni and cheese than it is to purchase a meal made primarily with local ingredients, but that’ll likely change as demand shifts. Though it’s barely into its third month of

operation, Market Fresh Bistro in Makawao is at the forefront of the move toward eating local. Eighty to 90 percent of the ingredients the restaurant uses in its eclectic dishes are grown in the Hawaiian Isles; a rare thing, given the stats. But when you see what’s on the menu, Maui’s and Hawaii’s potential for being self-sustaining—and vibrantly so— become apparent. “Our inspiration for Market Fresh Bistro is the bountiful and diverse produce that Maui has to offer,” says restaurant partner Olivia Coletti. The list of locally grown ingredients, many of them organic, is nearly inexhaustible. Baby fennel, carrots, micro herbs and pummelo come from Aina Lani Farm. Strawberries and rainbow chard come from Coca Farm. Green beans and daikon radish come from Hale Akua Farm. Eggplant and kalo come from Kupa‘a Farm. Kapalua Farm furnishes Market Fresh with leeks and cherry tomatoes. They get their oyster mushrooms from Makawao Mushroom. Their coffee? Kaanapali.

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As for meat, they get their beef and lamb from Maui Cattle Company and Haleakala Farm, respectively. Coletti says that they even grow many of their ingredients in their own garden, including avocadoes, lettuce greens and pohole ferns, and they get citrus from their neighbors. The impact of using local ingredients goes beyond promoting individual health and environmental sustainability. “It is also inspiring to be part of the solution to today’s economic problems by supporting our local farmers, fishermen and ranchers instead of complaining all the time about how everything is going down the drain,” Coletti says. Coletti and Chef Justin Pardo, her brother, grew up in New York City, in a neighborhood that abounded with fresh produce and meat markets. “Our bistro is somewhat of an extension of our family’s kitchen,” Coletti says. Working as a chef at numerous New York restaurants over the past two decades—including Restaurant Danielle, Verbena and Union Square Café—Pardo often had the responsibility of heading down to the farmer’s market to pick up whatever he’d be preparing that day. Much of what he got was grown Upstate. Given the diversity of available locally cultivated ingredients on Maui, it’s easy to see how a chef of Pardo’s caliber can get so creative. He can put together a complete meal for diners of every dietary stripe, vegan or omnivore.

The vegan meal on a recent venture consisted of Haiku rainbow tomato salad (first course); pesto-marinated white beans, Rosa Bianca eggplant and rainbow chard (second course); and kalo-crusted tofu over Aina Lani root vegetables (main course). It made for a colorful, tasty, robust and most satisfactory meal, especially when the warm, fresh focaccia bread is factored in. The omnivorous counterpart to the main course included a healthy portion of braised Maui Cattle Company short ribs with Maui onion jam, braised knob carrots, a white bean ragout and sautéed rainbow chard. For non-vegans, the first course was served with an herb goat cheese fritter. Although they don’t yet have a license to serve liquor, owner and wine specialist David Magenheim encourages patrons to bring a bottle of wine—a fine cab is preferred—to accompany Pardo’s elegant creations, as a glass or two of a velvety red adds an element of ambrosia to the already sweet dining experience. They may find inspiration from far away places like New York and Europe, but the proprietors of Market Fresh Bistro seem to have a knack for bringing out the best of what grows on Maui. MTW

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Tides that bind Pianist Scott Cossu returns to Maui lympia, Washington pianist extraordinaire Scott Cossu first played Maui in the early ’80s when he was one of a promising stable of young musicians on the Windham Hill label. That California cadre featured a talented bunch of artists—pianists George Winston, Liz Story and Barabara Higbie, guitarists Will Ackerman, Alex de Grassi and Michael Hedges, fusion group

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Shadowfax and many others—that defied musical categorization, and collectively defined a new genre of fabulously listenable music. Classically trained, Cossu became enraptured with ethnic music from across the globe, traveling to Ecuador in 1977 for research on his master’s thesis. He developed a style and repertoire that is evocative and original, overlaying Latin, Hispanic, Andean and Mediterranean rhythms with his own compositions, spiced with innovative chord progressions, often blended with flute, cello, guitar and percussion.

His first concert on Maui was back at the old Maui Lu, in its heyday when Jesse Nakaooka’s luau show still played there. For a time, Stouffer’s Wailea Beach hotel brought in top-name talent for outdoor concerts on the lawn, overlooking the ocean. Touring after his 1989 release of Switchback, which rose to near the top of the Billboard music charts, Cossu played a sunset concert in that paradisiacal venue, with whales breaching as a backdrop and the full moon rising from behind the stage, illuminating the evening with a magical, silvery tranquility. Soon after, his life took a dramatic turn, and nearly ended. Crossing Wilshire Boulevard in Beverley Hills, Cossu was struck by a Mercedes-Benz and spent the next month in a coma with multiple injuries. Cossu endured an extensive rehabilitation, including four surgeries. He had to relearn every song he’d ever written. In time, he made a triumphant recovery. His infectious smile and jubilant spirit are visible reminders of his renewed lease on life. “You are a very cool person,” Cossu told me, as we sat on the deck outside Casanova’s restaurant in the early 1990s, “because I remember you from before my accident.” I had just delivered an acoustic grand piano for his upcoming performance at the Makawao eatery and nightclub, in my former incarnation as the owner of Grand Wazoo Piano Moving. “That’s wild,” Maui pianist Fulton Tashombe told me some months later.

“Scott stayed at my house for like three or four nights one time when he played here, and he doesn’t remember me at all!” With its soaring acoustics and deeply resonant Baldwin Grand piano, the Makawao Union Church will be a perfect place to showcase Cossu’s musicianship when he returns to the Valley Isle this week. Also known for its remarkable stained glass windows, the 92-year-old Baldwin Avenue church harkens to Cossu’s 1992 comeback album, Stained Glass Memories. The title commemorates a specific milestone in Cossu’s recovery, when his vivid recollection of church windows brought back his memory of stopping at a neighborhood church each day after high school to practice the piano. Cossu has had a longstanding affinity for Islands, the name of his classic 1984 release, and for Hawaii. His 1992 CD, She Describes Infinity, contains the tune

“Napali Anthem,” and When Spirits Fly (1998) includes “Kalani Honua.” Tides Between Us, his new recording, features Puget Sound orcas at sunset on the cover, and is filled with warm, melodious explorations, both serenely contemplative and rambunctiously bluesy. Longtime collaborator Van Manakas adds his unique guitar riffs, extending and invigorating the compositions. Cellist Jami Sieber, who mesmerized an audience at The Studio Maui in Haiku in 2007, provides another layer to the audio amalgamation, which also features flutist Ann Lindquist. Cossu acknowledges the ever moving, changing, soothing qualities of water, which ultimately connects us all. Part of the proceeds of his new recording are being donated to the conservation group, People for Puget Sound. Likewise, Cossu asked that his Maui performance benefit a local organization, the Sierra Club Maui Group. MTW

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[film] SOYLENT GREEN This week we have thought nothing but green thoughts. But enough is enough. After all, we can only reiterate our impending doom so many times before you get fed up and reach for some tawdry tabloid. So in this space we aim to shed the green that denotes apocalyptic avoidance in favor of less green, um, pastures. After this, that is: Soylent Green is one of the most heavily trafficked dystopian flicks on record (I’ll save you some time: it’s people. You’re welcome.) It’s set in the year 2022, which is just around the corner, really. While most films set half a century in the future are often hilariously off the mark, this one might be scarily spot-on in places. It stars my president (Charlton Heston) as a detective in New York, a city with a population that has grown to 40 million starving people. Only the super rich can afford real food and women are “furniture” that come with an apartment. Even more swiftly approaching than 2022, according to the Internet Movie Database, is the remake of this flick, tentatively slated for release in 2012. Scary.

[album] VILLAGE GREEN PRESERVATION SOCIETY The Kinks Fortunately this classic album brings us a few strides further away from thoughts of nuclear holocausts and zombie apocalypses...or does it? Yeah, it does. One of the best things about The Kinks was their ability to be a little nostalgic while maintaining a hard line of biting satire. This record is a case-inpoint. The loose and overarching narrative is one that hearkens back to a similar place and time, an England that frontman Ray Davies, ironically, seems to know did not actually exist. Ever. The song “Do You Remember Walter?” is an epistle to a childhood friend, one with whom he would sneak cigarettes but who is now probably fat and married. “Picture Book” is perhaps the album’s most addictively catchy track, and has unfortunately been used in a commercial or two. The tune “Big Sky” is momentous and deceptively simple. The message here is one of hanging on despite human cruelty and feelings of insignificance. Village Green is one of those records you listen to for the gestalt of it. Although it’s more than the sum of its parts, most of the tracks stand quite well on their own.

[book] THE QUIET AMERICAN Graham Greene So even though we’ve moved away from greenness in the sense that we’ve avoided environmental friendliness as a theme—we’ve taken green out of the title and referenced an author who uses an alternate spelling of the word—we still come back to the same questions. Greene wrote this novel in 1955, well before the American presence in Vietnam stepped out of the shadows. The protagonist is a heavily sedated journalist who is intent on remaining unattached until the turmoil outside his door impacts his love. The antagonist is a soft-spoken and intellectual young American who defies the obnoxious American stereotype. He shows up in Vietnam as a covert agent and speaks of the need for a “third force,” one that supersedes colonialism and communism. At the core of this novel is a dilemma journalists often face: the choice between remaining unattached and “objective” and becoming actively involved in events. It all depends on whether or not one believes that objectivity, in the strictest sense of the word, is possible (it’s not). MTW

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World view Visually stunning doc gets up close and personal with nature isney Nature’s Earth arrives, fittingly, right in time for Earth Day. Though this exploration of the animal kingdom feels like Disney’s way of challenging the celebrated, 12-hour documentary Planet Earth, it’s far shorter and

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handed statement about global warming can relax: the few comments made about climate change are subtle but informative. Sometimes when I’m at the zoo, watching the creatures frolic, a random idiot standing next to me will feel the need to provide the animals with dialogue. I’ll be watching a lion in his cage when I suddenly hear “I’m really hungry” or “I’m stinky, I need a bath!” from some lady close by, trying to keep her kids entertained. The narration in Earth is like that lady at the zoo. The producers couldn’t have picked a better narrator than James Earl Jones, who could easily have been credited here as The Voice of God. The problem is that Jones’s dialogue is really corny and far cheesier than anything he ever uttered as Darth Vader. Despite Jones’s booming baritone, the narration dumbs down the mysterious, sometimes unexplainable lives of wild animals. Thankfully, this is the sole flaw of this otherwise marvelous documentary. The imagery is astonishing and will mesmerize audiences of all ages. It cap-

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This may be the closest you’ll ever get to a polar bear’s ice hole. tures sights and events so awe-inspiring, they must be seen on the big screen. A bird’s eye view of a lion relentlessly chasing a caribou is thrilling, as are the dizzying shots above seemingly bottomless cliffs and waterfalls. There are also haunting scenes involving what Jones refers to as “The Circle of Life” (in a knowing nod to another Disney movie). One features a Polar bear making a desperate attempt to stay alive and another a nighttime attack on an elephant by a group of hungry lions. Some of this plays like When Animals Attack…Each Other! but this is a G-rated film and you never see any real bloodshed.

Watching this, you’ll often have the sensation that you’re floating across these beautiful landscapes and could brush the treetops with your feet. You’ll see how the filmmakers pulled off the gravity-defying cinematography in the end credits, an amusing montage of outtakes where the camera crew, frequently flying in a hot air balloon, crashes into a tree and gets a little too close to its carnivorous subjects. Distracting narration aside, this film delivers a big-time “wow” factor and leaves you with the stunning realization that all of this is happening, somewhere in the world, right now. MTW


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Robert Downey, Jr. used to do this, just not in front of a camera. ADVENTURELAND - R - Comedy - A brainy stoner gets a job at a cheesy amusement park the summer before grad school. It is there that he associates with a series of complex, oddball characters, mostly peers. It’s set way back in the late ‘80s, which spells awesome fashion cues for the lobotomized. 107 min. CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE - R - Action Apparently a sequel to a flick wherein a dude survives being injected with a deadly poison, this flick involves the same dude, only this time his life is threatened by some other cool hazard. 85 min.

up two teenage runaways who are in some type of trouble involving evil villains. 97 min. STATE OF PLAY - R - Thriller - When a young and dreamy congressman’s mistress gets murdered, secrets start coming out. An investigative reporter gets tangled up in all of this, which is presumably entertaining. 132 min. SUNSHINE CLEANING - R - Comedy - A single mother decides to start a cleaning business with a twist. Note: it’s one of those cleaning businesses that cleans up death scenes, so, you know, gross. But quirky-gross, not grossgross. 91 min.

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm), 17 Again - PG13 - Th-W 1:30, 2:25, 3:55, 4:55, 6:25, 7:25, 8:55, 9:55. F-Su 12, 1:30, 2:25, 3:55, 4:55, 6:25, 7:25, 8:55, 9:50. . Adventureland - R - Th-W 2:05, 4:35, 7:10, 9:40. Crank: High Voltage - R - Th-W 2:35, 4:55, 7:15, 9:35. F-Su 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15, 9:35. Duplicity - PG13 - Th only 3:10, 6, 8:50 Hannah Montana - G - Th 1:30, 3, 4, 5:30, 6:30, 8, 9. F-Su 12:30, 1:30, 3, 4, 5:30, 6:30, 8, 9. M-W 1:30, 3, 4, 5:30, 6:30, 8, 9. Monsters vs. Aliens - PG - Th 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 9:45, 3D: 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:20. F-Su 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 9:45; 3D 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:20. MW 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 9:45; 3D 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:20. The Soloist - PG13 - 1:45, 4:25, 7:05, 9:45 State of Play - R - Th 1, 3:05, 3:55, 6, 6:50, 8:55, 9:45. F-Su 12:10, 1, 3:05, 3:55, 6, 6:50, 8:55, 9:40. M-W 3:05, 3:55, 6, 6:50, 8:55, 9:40. Sunshine Cleaning - R - Th 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:20. F-Su 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:20. M-W 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:20.

Wharf Cinema Center 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day), Hannah Montana - G - Th-W 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30. Sa-Su 11:30, 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30. Monsters vs. Aliens - PG - Th-W 1:30, 4, 6:30, 9. Sa-Su 11, 1:30, 4, 6:30, 9. Obsessed - PG13 - F-W 4:45, 7:15, 9:45 State of Play - R - Th-W 1:15, 4, 6:45, 9:30.

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THIS WEEK’S PICKS Conguero extraordinaire

SLIM pickins

Thursday (Apr. 23), 7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC

Friday (Apr. 24), (8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m.), MCC Pilina Student Lounge

Beards. They are one of the bolder assertions of self a man can sport. To effectively rock a beard one must be able to back it up, as bearded individuals like Fidel Castro, Abraham Lincoln, Samuel Beam and others have. It is debated whether or not Jesus actually had a beard, but portraying him with one seems to lend the man an enhanced sense of patriarchal wisdom (malarkey, I say!). Latin jazz bandleader Pancho Sanchez sports a beard most supreme, but his true power lies in his conga playing. He makes them sing. The sound he and his eclectic band generate is one that can thaw the most Russian dictatorial of hearts and inspire swaying among the bearded and beardless alike. $12/$30/$40.

During a recent Friday Jacques’ venture, my associates and I were discussing the merits of various ethical modes and weighing Kant’s rigid deontological code against Mill’s liberal utilitarian ethics. I turned to the visibly intoxicated dude adjacent me and asked him if he believed that one should adhere to an unbending code that prohibits individuals from even, say, telling a white lie to save a life, or if one should consider the greater good in everything he or she does. His response: “nice rack.” Yeah, well. In Maui’s green community the rift in people’s views on the future of tourism consists of two opposing viewpoints: one that embraces barring it outright and one that involves overhauling Maui’s tourism industry to make it less harmful to the environment in order to preserve the economy. This week Mauians can hear about emerging developments in sustainable tourism courtesy of the Sustainable Living Institute of Maui. William Durham of Stanford’s Center for Sustainable Travel and Masaru Takayama of the International Ecotourism Society, among others, will talk about the future of tourism and ways that those in the visitor industry can prepare for changes. Free.

Renaissance hillbilly Saturday (Apr. 25), 7pm, Café Marc Aurel, Wailuku Most people know Randall Rospond through his work with gypsy-grass outfit Haiku Hillbillys, but like many creatives his skills go beyond that of just one medium. Friday night serves as the opening of an exhibit showcasing his vivid, highly trippy visual art, a collection dubbed Liquid Rose Toons. The display will also feature the photography of Sandra Conway. Issuing forth from the sound system will be Rospond’s home-brewed blend of eclectic music, which, when you factor in cocktails, makes this event a delight for virtually all of the senses. Free.

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One for the shorties

Saturday (Apr. 25), 9am, Hana Town

Saturday (Apr. 25), 11am-4pm, Great Lawn, MCC

There is nothing more symbolic of the West’s assault on Hawaiian culture (and, actually, almost any other culture that had the decency not to embark on a conquest of its own) than the story of taro, or kalo. The plant, once a highly versatile nutritional and medicinal staple for Hawaiians, flourished in the Pacific Islands, Southeast Asia, India, Egypt and even Rome. Hawaiians were among the most avid cultivators of kalo, and at one point over 300 varieties of the plant were being grown across the islands. But with colonization and the ensuing ebb and flow of land-altering industries ranging from sandalwood to development, Hawaiians saw their loi (taro patches) get smaller and smaller. Many believe that now is the most opportune time to bring this vital cultural element back to its full glory. This weekend’s Taro Festival will help by demonstrating reverence for kalo’s significance and spreading awareness. The celebration includes live local music, craft booths, poi pounding, food and more. Free.

Okay, I get it. Some people are really into this whole reproduction thing. Not really my cup of tea, but after seeing Children of Men I guess I can see what the big deal is. This weekend’s KeikiFest celebrates the little ones while simultaneously giving them stuff to do that will tire them out. This is an absolute can’t-miss for anyone who has recently passed on his or her DNA, as the fun, food and sugary items, not the least of which being cotton candy, will be non-stop. Cool things like free swing dance lessons from Private Image Dance Studio should pique the interest of young’ns in attendance, but the diversity of activities means there’ll be something for virtually everyone in this age range (i.e. bouncy castles). Parents will find loads of information booths on everything from classes to keiki health insurance programs, entertainment and even a car show. This year’s theme is “Celebrating the Keiki—April, the Month of the Young Child.” The event, which more than 5,000 people attended last year, is put on by Kiwanis Club of the Valley Isle, Maui Chapter of Hawaii Association for the Education of Young Children, 4-H Maui and Neighborhood Place of Wailuku. Free.

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In the heart of Olde Makawao Town

WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY CASANOVA’S FAMOUS

Saturday April 25th

JOHNNY FIASCO

LADIES NIGHT Q103 and the Big Hawaiian present

Dj Styles & dj Jammin J THE EVENING THAT EARNED CASANOVA THE AWARDS

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DEL SOL MAUI—MOTION CHICAGO Live Vocals by RIKAH Music Starts at 10:00pm $10 cover

“BEST LATE NIGHT IN MAUI” and “BEST SINGLES SCENE IN MAUI” Music Starts at 10:00pm $10 Cover

Friday April 24th

GUERRILLA JAZZ HAWAIIAN/JAZZ/ HIPHOP

Music starts at 10:00 pm $8 Cover

Make it a memorable evening. Dine and dance at Casanova. For dinner reservations call 572-0220 www.casanovamaui.com

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Poncho Sanchez - Thu, Apr 23. Grammy-winning Sanchez’s musical influences span the globe. His sound incorporates Latin rhythms, R&B, Afro-Cuban and other genres for an eclectic and danceable sound that Sanchez experimented with in L.A. in the 60s. $12/$30/$40/Under 18 half price. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Kathy Collins’ Death Comedy Jam - Fri, May 1. Join maven, Mana’o Radio cofounder and allaround cool chick Kathy Collins as she roasts death. A little it of gallows humor is required, and it’s requested that you leave the wee ones at home. Willie K. and Eric Gilliom are slated for guest appearances. $25. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Iration - Thu, Apr 23. Bamp Project presents this all-ages show, which features reggae-rock outfit Iration as well as Anuhea and the Throwdowns. There’ll be plenty of room for dancing, as the folks at the MACC will be kindly clearing the area of chairs. Doors at 7 p.m.; Show at 8 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Scott Cossu - Fri, Apr 24. This world-renowned musician will perform his unique blend of jazz, new age, Latin and Medditerranean at this one-time show. See this week’s music scene for more details. A portion of the profits go to Sierra Club Maui. $15. 7:30 p.m. Makawao Union Church Hall. 280-1369. Sheryl Crow - Tue, Apr 28. Top 40 rocker lady Sheryl Crow is coming to Maui for an outdoor show. The assumption is that rocking will take place, along with some grooving when this purveyor of songs like “All I Wanna Do,” “If it Makes You Happy” and “Soak Up the Sun” comes to rock out the MACC. Odds are. $45/$55/$65/$125. 7 p.m., Gates at 5 p.m. Events Lawn, MACC. 242-7469.

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Eddir Vedder - Mon, Jun 29. Eddie Vedder? Really? On Maui? Really? Bitchin! Get tickets while you can. Four-ticket limit. NZed singer/songwriter Liam Finn opens. $72. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Steel Magnolias - Daily, May 1. A production that chronicles the lives of a hanfdful of brazen Southern broads. Fri. & Sat., 7:30 p.m.; Sun. 3 p.m. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku, HI, 96793. 242-6969. Mishka - Wed, May 6. This Bermudan-born rootsreggae singer brings his soulful sound to Hard Rock Maui for one night only. Yickets available at the Hard Rock Rock Shop. 10 p.m. Hard Rock Cafe, Lahaina. 667-7400. Tina Malia Save Honolua Benefit - Sat, May 9. This event is limited to 100 guests and takes place in an amazing setting for a great environmental cause. $20. Honolua Valley. 276-8733.

THURSDAY, APR 23 Intermediate Schools’ Combined Concert See band kids from all of Maui’s intermediate school come together to rock your Souza off. Free. 6:30-8 p.m. Maui High School. 873-3000.

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Lecture: The Latest in Nutrition - The Vegetarian Society of Maui presents this lecture with a twist by Michael Greger, M.D. Greger is using a quiz-show style format to test participants on their knowledge of the most recent findings within the field of nutritional research. Complimentary refreshments will be served. Free. 7 p.m. Cameron Center Auditorium, Wailuku. 298-8544.

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Cuba Survived Peak Oil. A panel discussion on what Hawaii can learn from Cuba’s sustainable agricultural practices will follow. Free. 7 p.m. Maui Community College, Ka Lama. 573-3255. Cinema Night - Cafe Mambo will be hosting an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21 and older crowd. This week’s flick is The Man Who Wasn’t There. 9 p.m. Cafe Mambo, Paia. 579-8021.

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A Midsummer Night’s Dream - Sun, May 24. You know on mauitime.com you wanna. This classic Shakespeare comedy is a play inside a play inside a play. Complete with fairies and, unrequited love and a Free Film/Panel Discussion - Maui Peace dude whose head turns into that of a donkey. This Club Maui Peace Action and GMO-Free is a ballet rendition of this production. $12. 3 p.m. Maui/Hawaii Seed are teaming up to screen the Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Documentary The Power of Community: How

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Cheech & Chong - Fri, May 29. Far out, man! What can be said, really? Snort some lines of dish soap and see how long it takes for Chong to crack the first Maui wowie joke. I’m guessing this legendary grass-puffing comedy duo will pack the house. $59.50. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Sustainable Tourism Symposium - Experts from both the fields of sustainability and tourism will be on hand to discuss moving the tourism industry toward one that embraces greener principles while remaining economically feasible. Features a number of panel discussions as well as interactive brainstorming sessions. Sponsored by Sustainable Living Institute of Maui. 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Pilina Student Lounge, MCC. 984-3379. School Band Performance - The band kids at Moanalua Middly School have been practicing like crazy, and here’s a chance for you to see it pay off. Free. 11:30 a.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 877-3369. Student Art Night - The 15-year-old program Art Exploratory is showcasing the original work of Kula School Students. Support the arts, man. 6-7:30 p.m. Kula Community Center. 876-7610. Kama Aina Nights - Enhance your mall shopping experience with Kama Aina Nights, a Maui style celebration of, well, Maui. Free. 7 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 877-3369.

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011

Thursday 04/23

Friday 04/24

Saturday 04/25

Sunday 04/26

Monday 04/27– Wednesday 04/29

House of S.I.N. No cover, 10pm

DJ CIA No cover, 10pm

Erin Smith No cover, 10pm

Ambient Night

MON - Rave Wave Night; TUE - House of House; WED Breakbeat Wednesdays

Ranga Pae

Indio y los Elementes $10, 9pm

Randall Rospond Art Opening

MON -Manao Radio Jazz Cafe

Guerrilla Jazz $8, 10pm

Johnny Fiasco $10, 10pm

WED - Ladies’ Night, $10, 10pm

Alternative Night

TBA

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WED - Congo Bongo w/ Haitian James

Smokin’ Hot Thursdays 9:30pm

Lambspread/Fyah Red Band; $10, 10pm

Orin & Junior

Dave Carroll No cover

Dave Carroll No cover

Eric the Whale Shark No cover

MON - Erin Smith; TUE - Jazz Night; WED - Howard Ahia, No cover

Quiz Night w/ Chile Dog

Pau Hana

Jordan

Movie Night w/ Ms. Beaver

MON - Jordan & Guests, 10pm, No cover; TUE - Scott Baird & Merika

Dominick of The Edge

Homestead

Jamallad

TUE - Backyard Jam

The Girly Show w/ Michael Fong; $5, 10pm

Ultra Fab w/ DJ Michael Fong; $5, 10pm

WED - WII Wednesdays w/ DJ Michael Fong 10pm

Live music

Pac-Vibe feat. Tiva of Kapena

CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CELLAR 744 744 Front St., Lahaina 661-3744

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

EHA’S POOL BAR 1234 Lower Main, Wailuku - 242-1177

GIAN DON’S 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041

GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR

Ladies’ Night

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

MON - Willie K, $10, 9pm

Karaoke

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Marty Dread & the Kryptones; $5, 10:30pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Rampage No cover, 10pm

Ko Mele

Jamallad

Karaoke Night

MON - Soul Food w/ Kanoa, 10pm; TUE - DJ Chrest/Lucky Bum Girls; WED -Pac Vibe

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MON-WED - Karaoke

Pio Marasco: Chill N Deep No cover, 9pm

DJ Del Sol $10, 9:30pm

DJ CIA No cover, 9:30pm

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

JACQUES 120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

TUE - Pool Tournament; WED - Ladies’ Night

SATURDAY, APR 25 Rummage Sale Fundraiser - This Roselani Place fundraiser will feature gently used clothing, furniture and household items as well as freshbaked goods and potted plants. 8 a.m.-1 p.m. 88 South Papa Ave., Kahului. 871-7720. Project Malama Honolua - Come show some Earth Day love for the aina by helping out with some of the upkeep in this beautiful area helping unveil some badly-needed trash cans and portable johns and conducting beach cleanups and reef survey.. Email kokua@savehonolua.org for more details. Honolua Bay, West Maui. Community Work Day - Get some fresh air while showing some pride in Central Maui’s north shore by helping beautify the breezy Kanaha area. 9 a.m. Kanaha Beach Park. 264-1454. Keawala’i Church Luau - This year’s theme is Makena Hanohano (Proudly Stands Makena). Rock out. $35 adults/$5 keiki. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Keawala’i Congregational Church, 5300 Makena Rd. 879-5557. Valley Isle Keiki Fest - This event features all things keiki. Includes loads of food, a bouncy cancel, tons of free stuf and information booths on things like health insurance for children. Because kids are kinda important and occasionally need attention. Free. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui Community College. 250-2777. Swap Meet - From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, this place pretty much has it all. Killer produce market, too. Admission: 50 cents. 7 a.m.-12 p.m. Maui Community College, Kahului Harbor side. 877-3100.

to the Sheraton afterward for a jam session featuring the legendary Willie K. 8 a.m. Royal Kaanapali Golf Course. 242-2630. Ko’ie’ie Fishpond Work Day - ‘Ao’ao O Na Loko I’a O Maui is sponsoring this effort to help restore this fishpond, which is an important element of Hawaiian culture. Get a little exercise with this hands-on cultural experience. Check out mauifishpond.com for an overview of the project. 8-11 a.m. Kihei (Call for specifics). 359-1172. AKC Dog Show - The Valley Isle Kennel Club of Maui will hold its yearly All-Breed Conformation Dog Show, Obedience & Rally Trial Saturday and Sunday. Come see which pedigrees make the cut. 8:30 a.m. War Memorial Soccer Field. 572-0257. Milk Carton Regatta - A race featuring boats made from milk cartons? Eeeenteresting. Younguns from schools across Maui will participate, and we members of the public are welcome to check it out. 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Hanakao’o Beach Park (Canoe Beach), Lahaina. 878-1888. Rummage and Bake Sale - A benefit for St. John’s, this sale will feature used goods as well as baked goods. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. St. John’s Episcopal Church, 8992 Kula Hwy., Kula, 96790. 878-1485. 17th Annual East Maui Taro Festival Admission to this all-day cultural festival is free. This event focuses on taro, kalo, a staple food of Hawaiians and revered as the ancestor of the people. Continuous entertainment featuring local performers, over 20 Food Booths, 33 Crafts Booths, poi-pounding, instrument and toy making, a farmers’ market and more. Sat & Sun. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Hana Town. 264-1553.

Walk MS Maui - Go for a short, mellow walk and, in doing so, help out those suffering from the autoimmune condition multiple sclerosis. Everyone wins. 7:30-9 a.m. Queen Kaahumanu Center, Kahului. 532-0806.

Wreck Shop IV - One of the year’s coolest hip hop events. Includes beatbox competition, graffiti battle, performances by DJs Jay-P and Boomshot and tons more. A Hawaii Nature Center benefit. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Hawaii Nature Center, Iao Valley, Wailuku. 870-8656.

Willie K Golf Tournament - This event benefits the Maui Memorial Medical Foundation (say it three times fast). Registration begins at 6:45 a.m. Head

Banyan Tree Birthday Party - Honoring the 136th birthday (planted April 24, 1873) of

LahainaTown’s famous landmark, the Banyan Tree, this fete includes a birthday cake, games, artists displaying nature artworks, keiki art activities and a performance by Chapman stick player Mike Kollwitz. Free. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina, 96761. 661-0111. Ukulele Performance - Barnes & Noble present unique uke virtuoso Harold Uchino, who will be rocking out in the store’s music department. Free. 2 p.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina. 662-1300. Carden Academy Country Jamboree - The evening includes paniolo BBQ dinner, dancing, live and silent auctions, live art painting and an auction with plein art artists George Allen & Betty Hay Freeland, a pie contest. $50. 5-9 p.m. Upcountry (call for specifics). 579-6651. Sacred Hearts Auction/Dinner Benefit Cocktails begin at 5:30, Dinner starts at 6 and the auction begins at 7. Benefits Sacred Hearts School. 5:30-9 p.m. Pioneer Inn, Lahaina. 298-5312. Ileina’s Karaoke Group - Come belt out your best rendition of “Rock Lobster.” See who’s got goods. 6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 877-3369. Kristen Lei - Philippine-born, Hawaii-raised songbird Kristen Lei returns to the islands for a performance or two. She will perform with husband Gavin Vinta. Free (donations accepted). 6:30 p.m. St. Anthony Church, 1618 Lower Main, Wailuku, 96793. 244-4148. Stargazing Cruise - Glide along the coast and take in the astonishing night sky. Astronomer Harriet Witt gives the lowdown behind these breathtaking astronomical phenomena. $49.95/$34.95 keiki. 8-10 p.m. Lahaina Harbor. 249-8811 ext. 1. Seabury Hall Dance Performance - Under the direction of David Ward, the Seabury Hall Dance Program students will give a performance that celebrates the music of Earth, Wind & Fire as well as a disco piece. Includes over 60 performers.

$11/$7/$5. Sat., 7:30 p.m.; Sun., 3 p.m. Seabury Hall Performing Arts Studio, Makawao. 573-1257.

SUNDAY, APR 26 Benefit Golf Tournament - This one will raise the goods for Maui Junior Gold Association. $100 per player. 6:30 a.m. Waiehu Golf Course. 283-1504. Kaanapali Klassic Ocean Swim - Registration for this most glorious event’s 25th installment begins at 7:15 a.m. $25 to enter. 8:30 a.m. Hanakaoo (Canoe) Beach Park, Lahaina. 268-2903. Banyan Tree Birthday Party - Honoring the 136th birthday (planted April 24, 1873) of LahainaTown’s famous landmark, this fete includes a birthday cake, games, artists displaying nature artworks, keiki art activities and a performance by Chapman stick player Mike Kollwitz. Free. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina, 96761. 661-0111. Maui Prep Golf Tournament - Benefits, as you might imagine, Maui Preparatory Academy in all its preparatory glory. $100 to enter. 1 p.m. Kapalua Golf Course, Lahaina. 665-9966. Satsang - Sundance Burke and Katie Davis, authors of “Free Spirit” and “Awake Joy,” will lead this spiritual practice, in which they incorporate the ways of Eckhart Tolle and Gangaji for your meditating pleasure. 4-6 p.m. The Maui Deeksha House, 619 Kupulau, Maui Meadows. 386-2894. Garrison Ohana: An Evening of Sunday Fun - Voyage East will serve as an incredibly exotic venue for this evening of food, talk story and music. Zuni Migoze and the African Rhythms will perform at 7:30 p.m. 5-10 p.m. Voyage East, Pauwela Cannery, Haiku, 96708. 283-3500. Earth Day Re-Plugged - So they had to go unplugged out at Baldwin, but the good news is that they’ll revisit the plugged-in aspects of the celebration Upcountry this Sunday. There’ll be food, drink, music, dancing and other dance-conducive things this evening. Donations to help cover party costs will be accepted. 6-11 p.m. Studio Maui, Haiku. 575-9390.

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DA KINE CALENDAR Seabury Hall Dance Performance - Under the direction of David Ward, the Seabury Hall Dance Program students will give a performance that celebrates the music of Earth, Wind & Fire as well as a disco piece. Includes over 60 performers. $11/$7/$5. Sat., 7:30 p.m.; Sun., 3 p.m. Seabury Hall Performing Arts Studio, Makawao. 573-1257.

MONDAY, APR 27 Hula Show - A chance to check out this enchanting and profoundly significant Polynesian dance form. Free. 10 a.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 877-3369.

WEDNESDAY, APR 29 Principal’s Coffee Hour - Baldwin High School offeres this chance to talk story with the principal over coffee and Danish. Parents and community members are welcome. 7:30 a.m. Baldwin High School, Rm. B-204. 984-5656.

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be sharing their expertise on the subject of building a Web site and/or blog. Have a cuppa and get savvy. 4:30-5:30 p.m. Maui Grown Coffee, 277 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 96791. 592-0977.

Free Yoga Class - Daily. Rejuvenate your senses with this Hatha Yoga class. It takes place on the green between tennis courts. And it’s free. 8-9:15 a.m. Waipualani Park, Kihei. 344-8068.

Reggae With the Whales - Reggae music star Marty Dread, fresh from his appearance at the Jamaican Jazz Festival, will play his tunes while the whales do their thing. A perfect sunset experience. $49.95/$39.95 keiki. 5-7 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor. 249-8811 ext. 1.

Kahului Lions Club - Thu. Anyone interested in being involved is encouraged to attend this dinner meeting. 6 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel. 243-7402.

Ultimate Beauty Night - Like, ohmigod. Girls night out. Check out some of the purtiest new looks courtesy of Mary Kay and Studio 220 Salon. So get pampered, have a complimentary hair consultation, bask in free samples and hang out with the girls. Free. 7-8:30 p.m. Studio 220 Salon, 222 Papalua St., Suite 220, Lahaina, 96791. 357-7611.

Ongoing

SeaWees Ocean Ed-venture for Preschoolers - Preschoolers can enjoy field trips, activities, songs, and stories. The theme for April is “Scales to Tails - the Amazing Fish of Hawai’i.” For ages 3-5 (must be accompanied by parent/caregiver). $10/class or $40 for five sessions. 9-10 a.m. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Ocean Discovery Center, Ma’alaea Harbor. 808-249-8811 ext. 1.

Building Supplies Drive - Mon-Sat. New Year’s Resolutions: get rid of the old and make a donation; someone’s trash is another’s treasures, you’ll never know what you’ll find here; a penny saved is a penny earner, find items marked 50% below retail; penny pinching can support a needy family build a decent and simple home. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 399 N. Market St, Wailuku. 986-8050.

Apple Turnover Sale - Proceeds benefit Maui High School students, who will be attending some kind of national convention. Four turnovers for six bucks. Oh, boy. 1:30-3:30 p.m. Maui High, Kahului. 873-3000.

Ecstatic Chanting Kirtan - Tue. Heather Neeraja Parsons and friends. Neeraja leads kirtan in the tradition of Jai Uttal, Krishna Das and others, blending in her own style that welcomes the elements of harmony, English words mixed with Sanskrit mantras, bhajans and sublime moments of silence, prayer and meditation. $5-$10. 7 p.m. 115 East Lipoa St. Ste. 202, Kihei. 874-9642.

Web Site and Blog Design JavaGym Designers Cynthia Conrad and Sydney Smith will

Free HIV/Hepatitis C Testing and Counseling - Mon-Fri. Available from the Hawaii Dept. of Health. Free Hepatits A & B Vaccines also available. Times and locations vary around the island. 984-2129.

Biofeedback - Fri. Mary Higgins, QXC/SCIO practitioner, helps you energetically rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled world. Walk-ins only. Sliding scale pricing. 2-5 p.m. Dragon’s Den. 573-2424. Humpback Whale Outreach - Fri. Volunteers from the Hawaiian Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary will be on hand with educational materials and binoculars for those interested in viewing humpback whales near shore. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali. 661-4567. Job Club - Fri. Get help preparing resumes, contacting prospective employers and interviewing. Free. 3-5 p.m. Job Connections of Maui. 871-4143. Papale Pepe Na Kupuna Knitting & Crocheting Club - Every Fri & Sat. This group meets every second Saturday and last Friday to knit and crochet caps, scarves and lap blankets for chemo patients, Hale Makua and Women Helping Women. Group members also share patterns and teach knitting and crocheting methods. Call Alma for further details or to donate. 1 p.m. Kahului, call for details. 214-9864. Shakin’ Keiki - Fri. Come see little hula dancers in adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their ancestors. Free. 3:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900 Front St. 667-9216. Habitat for Humanity - Sat. Spend a few hours helping a family in need get secure shelter. 9 a.m. Call for details. 893-0334.

Maps! Links! Addresses! Phone #s!

Hula Classes - Sat. Every Sat. Halau Kawaianuhealehua holds open hula classes for children, teen and adult wahines and kanes. 9 a.m. Maui Waena School.

Israeli Folk Dancing - Every Tue & Wed. The public is invited to expeHula Show - Every Sun & Sat. Get rience the music and dance of Israel, a taste of Hawaiian history and culsponsored by the Jewish on mauitime.com ture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, Congregation of Maui. $5 suggested Kahului. 877-8952. donation. 6-8 p.m. (Upcountry dance Line Dancing - Sun. Practice your sessions take place at Grace Church tush push y’all and come on down for some line in Kula Sundays from 4-5:30 p.m.). Beit Shalom dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons: 6:30 Synagogue, 634 Alulike St., Kihei. 280-1051. p.m.; Dancing: 7 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. Low Cost Accupuncture - Mon-Fri. Affordability Dance Jam - Mon. Celebrate the end of the should not be a factor when it comes to health care, month with a free-form dance party with great which is why this upcountry clinic is offering treatmusic and no instruction. $13. 7:30-10 p.m. The ments for between $20 and $30 a pop, which is a Studio Maui, Haiku. 575-9390. pretty good deal. No appointment necessary. Mon.-

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Fri., 8-1 and 4-7. 1170 Makawao Ave. (Next to Casanova). 276-6037. Maui Singles Investment Club - Tue. This event gives Maui singles a chance to mingle while learning about investments. 5:30-7 p.m. Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway, Kahului. 579-9249.

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Free Parenting Class - Mon. This 12-week course is aimed at parents of difficult adolescents. There is a $25 charge for the accompanying workbook. Call for time. 300 Hoohana St., Kahului. 344-7308.

Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Tue. Support the kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching their Polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids. 5:30 p.m. 669-6271.

High Hopes Square Dance Club - Mon. A place for beginners to pick up some steps and seasoned square dancers to show off their moves. Free. 7 p.m. Hannibal Tavares Community Center, Pukalani. 572-0671.

Toastmasters - Tue. Perfect your public speaking skills in this community club. 9 a.m., Kapalua Land Co. training center, 665-5485; 6 p.m., St. Theresa Church, Kihei, 298-3966.

Pipe Up - Mon. No experience is needed for drummers and bagpipers at these open, free lesson and practices for the Isle of Maui Pipe Band. 6 p.m. Call for Direction. 876-0154.

Ukulele Lessons - Tue. Learn some strumming techniques to impress you friends with. Free. 5:45 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-5304.

Senior Line Dancing - Mon. Line dance lessons for people 55 or better. 8:30-10 a.m. Kaunoa Senior Center, Sprecklesville. 270-7313.


The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 04/23

Friday 04/24

Saturday 04/25

Sunday 04/26

Monday 04/27– Wednesday 04/29

The Vince Esquire Band No cover

Kenny Roberts No cover

Way Back Machine No Cover

Kahala No cover

TUE - Da Ha-Y-ans, No cover WED - Chico & Da Kine, No cover

Soul Package

Rampage

Ladies’ Night w/ Q103 $7, 10pm

iPod Sundays

MON -AnDen; TUE - Kilohana (Hawaiiana); WED Dezman

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

De Aquino Braddahs

Oren & Junior

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

Karaoke

Karaoke

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMOS 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LOS PELONES Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-9900

LULU’S KIHEI 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Salsa Night $7, 10pm

Mickey (One Man Band) Neto Latin Salsa No cover, 9pm

Inferno Fridays $5, 10pm

JR & the Boys

Crazy Fingers Trio 9pm

All Access Fri. Night Luau 9pm

All Access X-Clusive Saturday Night; 9pm

TUE - Rodoubles Review Reggae w/ DJZZ $5, 10pm

TUE - Rave Night w/DJZZ, $5, 10pm; WED - DJZZ No cover, 10pm

Kenny Roberts

MON - Service Industry Night; TUE - Junior & Oren/ Classic Surf Film Screening; \WED - Neto

MAI TAI LOUNGE 839 Front St., Lahaina - 661-5288

MAUI BREWING CO.

Company B No cover, 9pm

Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

The Silky Ringo 9pm

DJ Decka 9pm

DJ Dolla Drink $5; 9pm

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414

PINEAPPLE GRILLE 200 Kapalua Drv. Lahaina - 669-9600

Wee D’ono No cover, 10pm

The Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

Yoahmama No cover, 10pm

Katchafire & Kanoa $30, 9pm

All Access DJ Dancing $10, 10pm

B.E.T. $15; 10pm

Scotty Rotten

Damien Awai

Brian Como & Friends

Keiki Free Keiki Swing Dance Class - Sat. Private Image Dance Studio will be offering a free swing dance class at their Keikifest Booth this Saturday. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui Community College. 891-8747. After-School Help - Mon-Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911. Athletic Club Outreach - Every Tue & Thu. Got tough kids? Get them instruction on Olympic weightlifting, power lifting, body building and sports-specific weight training by an experienced team of coaches. Ages 11-19. Free. 4:45-6 p.m. St. Mark Weightlifting Hall, Good Shepherd Episcopal Church, Wailuku. 244-4656. Free Keiki Art Classes - Every Mon,Tue, Wed & Fri. Lahaina Arts Society offers free children’s art classes island wide. MON - Lahaina Surf Hawaiian Housing, 35 p.m. TUE - Baha’i Faith Maui Center, Makawao, 9-11 a.m. Ka Hale A Ke Ola, Wailuku, 4-6 p.m. WED - Baha’i Faith Maui Center, 9:30-11:30 a.m.; Honokowai Kau Hale, 2:30-4:30 p.m. THU - Paia Elementary, 2-4 p.m. FRI - Kahekili Terrace, Wailuku, 3-6 p.m. Haiku Boy’s and Girl’s Club, 3-5 p.m. For more info call 661-0111. West Side Storytime - Every Tue & Sat. Lahaina’s biggest bookseller is hosting keiki story time, so get them hooked on reading early. Tue., 10 a.m.; Sat., 11 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina. Keiki Dance With Lori Lewis - Every Thu & Fri. Thursdays in Haiku: 2-3 yr. at 9:15-10:00 a.m., 3-5 yr. olds at 3:30-4:30 p.m. Fridays in Wailuku: 15-24 mos., 8:45-9:30 a.m., 2 yr. olds 9:30-10:15 a.m., 3-4yr. olds 10:15-11 a.m. Call Lori for details. 573-5456. Keiki Issues? - Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strong willed children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Hui Malama Learning Center. 289-5050. Story Time - Thu. Keiki story time and crafts. Free. 10 a.m. Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana. 665-1114.

Toddler Story Time - Thu. Brush up on the latest in children’s books with your little one. Free. 10 a.m. Makawao Public Library. 573-8785. Yu-Gi-Oh - Sat. Little gamester get out your cards and get ready for a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament! Free. 3 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-4766. Swimming Lessons - Sun. Valley Isle Aquatics is offering keiki swimming lessons in conjunction with the County of Maui, Community Classes. Folks can call or go to www.valleyisleaquatics.com for further information. 12:15-4:15 p.m. Kihei Aquatics Center. 572-4665. Yo Yo Workshop & Demo - Sun. Yo Yo’s are silent, so encourage your kids to learn how to use them and finally get some peace and quiet! Free. 45 p.m. Maui Toy Works. 661-5304. Keiki Chess Club - Mon. For little masterminds age 8-12. Taught by magician Neil Bruce. Free. 2:304 p.m. Makawao Public Library. 573-5313.

Lecture Surviving the Economic Downturn Tue. Hey, have you heard? The economy sucks! Need some advice on dealing? The Maui County Committee on the Status of Women is sponsoring this panel discussion on getting by in a crap economy, featuring advice on eradicating credit card debt, saving for retirement and other financially savvy moves. Speakers include MCC Accounting faculty member Jan Moore and financial expert Getchen Diekman. Free. 5-6:30 p.m. Maui Community College, Pilina Building Second Floor Multipurpose Room. 283-4402.

Workshops Hawaii Health Turnaround - Sat. Master nutritionist and health coach Grace Purusha will help attendees initiate the move toward adopting lifestyle practices for optimal health. $25. 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 111 Kane St., Kahului. 879-5511.

TUE - DJ Dolla Drink, $5, 9pm Off Tomorrow 10pm

WED - Willie K; ($25/$49/$69)

The Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

MON - Duh Boyz, No cover, 10pm; TUE - Unifires, No cover, 10pm; WED - Open Mic TUE - Karaoke w/ Toby, No cover, 9pm; WED - Wet Wednesdays w/ DJ Blast, $5, 10pm

Starting a Business, Local Style - Wed. Richard Lightfoot guides participants through the concepts of concept, development and fruition. Free. 12-1 p.m. Maui County Business Resource Center, Maui Mall, Kahului. 873-8247. 7 Habits of Highly Effective Managers Thu. Lois Greenwood leads this workshop based on the work of leading leadership leader Stephen Covey. $799/$99 with A&B training bonus. 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. 984-3231. Developing Your Intuitive Abilities - Daily. Geof Jowett, a medium, will guide workshop participants in accessing their intuitive pathways over this three-day workshop. Subject matter includes beliefs, miracles, energy, chakras and spiritual communication. $199. Fri., 6-7:30 p.m., Sat., 9:30 a.m.5 p.m., Sun., 9:30 a.m.-1 p.m. 505 Aulii Drive, Pukalani. (650) 834-6060. Edible Landscapes for the Tropics - Sat. Yeah, this might be important. From both sustainability and economic standpoints. Lean about how to transform your yard into a plentiful garden. A two-week course. $99. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Maui Community College, Kahului. 984-3231. Hawaii Health Turnaround - Daily. Master health coach and nutritionist Grace Purusha leads this course on improving your eating. Learn how upgrading your diet can reduce risk and symptoms of diabetes, high cholesterol and overweight. $25. Sat., 2-5 p.m.; Mon., 6-9 p.m. Call for location. 879-5511. Dance Workshop - Every Wed & Sat. The Nada Brahma Foundation presents renowned virtuoso Sulley Imoro from Ghana. This is a rare opportunity to participate in workshops featuring traditional Dagomba drum and dance. Visit www.sulleyimoro.com to check out Imoro’s work. Wed., 5:30-7:30 p.m.; Sat., 3-5 p.m. Makawao Union Church Hall, 1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao. 603-397-0101.

Environment Daily Onsite Coral Reef Naturalist Program - Mon-Fri. Learn names of fish youíve seen while snorkeling and how to protect Mauiís reefs at Pacific Whale Foundationís free Coral Reef Information Station. Sponsored by Hawaii Tourism Authority and County of Maui Office of Economic Development. . 8 a.m.-12 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea. 808-249-8811. Kanaha Beach Project - Every Tue & Thu. Join group leader Val Magee in removing invasive species, clearing marine debris and planting native species at Kanaha Park. Bring water, snacks and sunscreen. Wear cool clothing, a hat and good walking shoes—and bring your swimsuit if you wish for a refreshing dip afterwards! Meet at the Canoe Hale at Kanaha Beach Park in Kahului. . 8:30 a.m.-11:30 a.m. Kanaha Beach Park. 808-294-8811 ext. 1. Save Honolua - Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed development of Honolua Bay. 6:45 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center. 870-0052. Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get free info about marine life and answers to all those pesky questions that keep you up all night. The Pacific Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are definitely smarter than a fifth grader. The question is, are you?. 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea. 249-8811. Building supplies - Every Wed, Thu, Fri & Sat. Spring cleaning! Donate new and nearly new building materials or purchase them at reduced prices. Volunteers needed to stock, display and price merchandise. Reduce the amount of usable building materials going into the landfill. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Habitat for Humanity, Market St., Wailuiku. 986-8050. Weed and Pot Club - Wed. Did that get your attention? Push up your sleeves and rake, hoe and pull weeds in a beautiful garden setting. Tools, gloves and drinking water provided. Bring sunscreen and tennis shoes. 8:30 a.m. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, Kahului. 249-2798.

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DA KINE CALENDAR Maui Coastal Land Trust Service Project Fri. The Pacific Whale Foundation’s Volunteering on Vacation gives you a chance to help save unique ecosystems at Maui Coastal Land Trust in Waihee. Help weed out invasive plants or help with other tasks. 7:45 a.m.-12 p.m. Maui Coastal Land Trust, Waihee. 808-294-8811 ext. 1. Honokowai Valley Restoration - Sat. Visit remote Honokowai Valley, which is closed to public access, with leader Ed Lindsey. Help save archeological sites of old Hawaii, pull invasive plants and possibly plant native species. Get a free t-shirt for your efforts! Sponsored by County of Maui Office of Economic Development and Hawaii Tourism Authority. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Honokowai Valley, West Maui. 808-294-8811 ext. 1.

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p.m. Piilani Highway and Lipoa Parkway. Paddling for Women Cancer Survivors Every Mon & Wed. Get together with the Pink Ladies of Mana’olana for canoe paddling. Sponsored by the Pacific Cancer Foundation. 8:30 a.m. Maui Canoe Club. 243-2999. Tai Chi - Every Mon & Fri. Get your Tai Chi in during your lunchbreak with Dr. Lorrin Pang. Free. noon12:45 p.m. State Building Plaza, Wailuku. 984-8200. Volleyball Day - Sat. Bump, set, spike! Open to everyone. Free. 12 p.m. Kamaole III Beach Park, Kihei. Baseball Tryouts - Sun. These non-competitive tryouts for Maui’s Senior Baseball League (amateur division) are open to anyone over 25.Entry fee is $125. 344-7575.

Save the Forest - Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove. Transportation is provided. Bring warm clothes, long pants and closed boots. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m., Harbor Shop, 300 Ma`alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m., Upcountry Tavares Community Center. RSVP 856-8341.

Badminton Nights - Mon. That’s right. Dust off your shuttlecocks and lace on up. No need to bring rackets or birdies. Just come out. Takes place every Monday through May 4. 6:30-9 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Hono`apiilani Hwy., Lahaina, 96761. 661-4685.

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Healing Movement Classes for Cancer Patients - Every Tue & Thu. Using Dragon & Tiger, an ancient self-healing system based on Chi Gung, this movement series releases stress, lessens pain and illness, and increases energy for cancer recovery and prevention. Class is provided free for cancer patients and survivors by the Pacific Cancer Foundation. 3-4 p.m. Kahului YMCA. 243-2999.

Art Show - Fri. Randall Rospond (of Haiku Hillbillys fame) will be showcasing his visual art collection, which he’s dubbed Liquid Rose Toons. The show also features the photography of Sandra Conway as well as some of Randall’s eclectic musical recordings. Free. 7 p.m. Cafe Marc Aurel, 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, HI, 96793. 244-0852.

Lahaina Canoe Club Weekly Paddle - Thu, Sat. Get buff, talk story, check out the scenery. Thu., 8 a.m.; Sun., 10 a.m. Hanako’o Beach Park (Canoe Beach). 870-6466. Marathon Volunteers Needed - Care to help out with one of the biggest sporting events on Maui? Organizers for the 39th annual Maui Marathon are looking for folks to fill the positions of head Volunteer Coordinator, Entertainment Coordinator, and Awards Ceremony Coordinator. Are you game?. 280-5801. Maui Croquet Club - Every Sun, Tue & Thu. You could be an amazing croquet player and not even know it. No mallet? No problem. 2-5 p.m. Waipuilani Park, Kihei. 879-0087. Group Run - Wed. Stay in shape while taking in some beautiful views! Group meets at Kihei Community Center. Open to runners of all ages and fitness levels. Refreshments will be provided after. Sponsored by Valley Isle Road Runners. Free. 5:30

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Weaving Demonstration - Fri. Weaver Susan Jenson will be demonstrating the traditional art of lauhala weaving as well as contemporary basket weaving with natural fibers. Jenson’s work is inspired by the drive to perpetuate Hawaiian culture. Free. 4-:30 p.m. Maui Hands Gallery, 84 Hana Hyw., Paia. 573-2021. Art Bistro - Mon. Local artists display their wares, from photography and painting to jewelry and sculptures. Live music, too. 5-10pm. Jacques, Paia. 808-269-0961.

Farmers market, Art/Craft Fairs Farmers’ Market and Craft Fair - Every Tue, Wed, Fri & Sat. Great deals on locally grown produce and locally made goods. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 871-1307. Ho`olokahi Arts & Crafts Fair - Every Tue & Fri. Fresh flower lei-making classes from 9-11 a.m. on Fridays. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Wailea Beach Marriott Resort south lobby. 879-1922.

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Art Show - Wed. Part of the everfabulous Wailea on Wednesdays series, this week’s featured Lahaina Galleries artist is The Twins. Lahaina Gallery, Shops at Wailea. 874-8583.

CALENDAR on mauitime.com or calendar@ mauitime.com

“Art of Trash” Entries Being Accepted - Daily. This exhibit will open at Maui Mall in May of 2009 and is presented by Community Work Day and Sharing Aloha. Local artists are encouraged to submit works that give new life to discarded objects. Entry forms are available at public libraries islandwide. 573-3911. “Fresh Perspectives” Art Exhibit - Daily. Non-traditional landscape paintings put a surreal spin on a well-worn form. The featured artists in this exhibit offer up some colorful examples of this often vivid form. Their work will be on display until Friday, May 1. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Upcountry Fine Art, Makawao. 573-6000. Artist Reception - Daily. The show is called iKons, and features recent works by Maui artist Carla Crow. 5-8p.m. 84 Hana Hwy. Paia. 579-9245.

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Art Night - Fri. Stroll through Lahaina Town’s many art galleries. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments. Each week features a different guest artist. Free. 6:30 p.m. Lahaina. 661-6284.

Crosscurrents: Jun Kaneko and David Kuraoka - Daily (except Mon). The work of these two artists is wide-ranging, including drawing, painting, ceramic and glass. Both have managed to blend a number of elements in a way that renders their work unique and striking. Free. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC. 242-7469. WOW! - Wed. Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live island music, gallery receptions, artist appearances and more. . 6:30-8 p.m. 897-6770 x2. Silk Art Display - Daily. Abstract silk artist Cudra Clover’s colorful pieces add another layer of texture to Maui Hands. Mon.-Sat., 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sun., 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Maui Hands Gallery, 84 Hana Hyw., Paia. 579-9245.

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Ohana Farmers & Crafters Market - Every Tue, Wed & Fri. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 877-3369. Farmers Market of Maui Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 61 S. Kihei Rd.

Honokowai Farmers Market - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11 a.m. Lower Honopiilani Hwy.

Resort Craft Fair - Every Wed & Fri. Hawaiian arts and crafts. 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort. Aloha Craft Fair - Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui Mall. 872-4320. KBH Craft Fair - Fri. Cultural crafts and live demos. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Ka`anapali Beach Hotel lobby. 667-5978. Organic Farmers Market - Sat. Fresh produce that’s cheaper than the grocery store. 6:30 a.m.noon. Eddie Tam Memorial Center.

Poetry Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114. Poetry Slam - Every First Fri. Poets 13 and over are encouraged to share their stuff with the First Friday crowd. Pieces are limited to three minutes. $5. 8 p.m. The Promenade (Wailuku Food Court), 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-3993. Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852. Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your original work, your favorite poem, or just come to be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, 662-3950.

Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome. Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Sun, Greg DiPiazza; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Canoes - Sun, Jazz w/ John Maritano, Brian Cuomo & Friends. 3-6. 1450 Front St., Lahaina. 661-0937. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troupe; Thu, Sat, Sun, Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Erin Smith; Fri, Sat, Dave Carroll; Sun, Wed, Whale Sharks; Mon, Mickie Moore; Tue, Jazz; . all sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat Ernest Pua’a; Sun,Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,Oversized Productions; Tue, Roy & Friends; Wed, An Den. Late sets 6-8:30 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Parkway, Building P, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri, deAquino Bradaz. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building J, 661-4495. Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne & Pro Ed; Sat, Mark & Mike. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., 667-7758. Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Fri, Hawaiian music with Uncle Louie. 5-7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Rusty Harpoon - Thu, George Kahumoku, Jr., 7-9 p.m., Tue, Willie K., 7-9 p.m., Wed., Evan Schulman, 7-9 p.m. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali. 661-3123. Santa Fe Cantina - Tue, Ryan from Silky Ringo; 5-8 p.m. Fri, Mike Carrol & Friends, 4-7 p.m. Sat, Damien Awai; 5-8 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7805. Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Fri & Sat, Kincaid Basques; Su, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets except Sat. 7-9 p.m. Sat set is 6:30-9p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Beach Bums Ma’alaea - Tue, Randall Rospond, 5-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd. 243-2286. Haui’s Life’s A Beach - Thu, Erin Smith. 1913 South Kihei Rd., 891-8010.


The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 04/23

Friday 04/24

Saturday 04/25

RB STEAKHOUSE RUSTY HARPOON

DJ Mike Rozak No cover, 10pm

DJ Mike Rozak No cover, 10pm

Karaoke

Karaoke

Oren & Junior

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

2290 Kaanapali Pkwy - 661-3123

115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 -879-0004

Monday 04/27– Wednesday 04/29

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Kahana Gateway, Kahana - 669-8889

SANSEI - KAPALUA

Sunday 04/26

MON - Silky Ringo;TUE - Willie K; WED, Evan Schulman

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MON - 80s & Ladies Night; WED - Chronic Cantina w/ Junior & Oren, No cover, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7805

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

DJ Slackin No cover, 10pm

DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm

DJ Magnetic No cover, 10pm

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Erin Smith/BrownChicken BrownCow; $10, 9pm

1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

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Cheryl Rae Band $3, 10pm

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

TIP-UPS TAVERN 1279 2. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

MON - DJ Blast; TUE - DJ Nature Boy; WED - DJ Kidd C/DJ JP; All no cover, 10pm

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2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

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Kanoa of Gomega No cover, 10pm

Karaoke

Karaoke

Karaoke

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Byron Brown & the Derelicts; 10pm

Open Mic Night

MON - The Lovely Lynsey; WED - Blues Night

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2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku - 244-4500

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Longhi’s - Sat, acoustic music. 10:30-11 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883 Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. Wed., Kenny Roberts. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206. Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thu, Rick Glencross Fri, Gail Swanson; 6-8 p.m.; Sun, Celtic Tigers, 6:30 p.m.; Mon, Acoustico, 7 p.m. Tue, Joyce & Gord; 6:30-8:30 p.m.; Wed, Willie K., 7:30 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Rd., Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Wed, Sat, Merv Oana; Sun, Howard Ahia Thu; Fri Margie; Tue Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Gina Martinelli; Sat, Monda Kane; Sun Merv Oana, Mon, Bobby Ingram & Fulton Tashombe; Tue, Rama Camarillo; Wed, Kaleo Cullen. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6284.

CENTRAL MAUI Café Marc Aurel - Live Music on various days. Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-0852. Kahului Ale House - Thu, O‘Kaleo. 5 p.m. Wed, Kilohana. 6 p.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului. 877-9001. Main Street Bistro - Th-Fri, Rhythm & Blues with Freedom. 5-7:30 p.m.. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Wed, Dorothy Betz and Les Adam with Vince Esquire. Thu, Haiku Hillbillys. Sat, Live music. Mon., The Hula Honeys All sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Karaoke

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MON - Karaoke; TUE - Live Music, TBA; WED - Karaoke

Moana Cafe & Bakery - Wed, Benoit Jazzworks; 6:30-8:30 p.m. Fri., Poni Brendan, 6:30-9:30 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

The Lounge - Sun, Ron; -Mon, Joshua K; Tue, Tarvin; Wed, Howard, Thu, Hallie.; Fri, Espresso; Sat, Crazy Fingers. Sun-Thu 7-10 p.m., Fri-Sat 7:3011 p.m. 6:15-9:45 p.m.

Flatbread Pizza - Every first Wed, Toma Conway & Randall Rospond. 6-9 p.m. Flatbread Pizza, 89 Hana Hwy., Paia. 579-8989.

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Green Banana Cafe Music - Tu, Shea Argel. Th, Indio. 6-8 p.m. Green Banana Cafe-The Shops at Paia Bay, Paia, 96779. 579-9130.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234 Umalu - Thu, Off Tomorrow, 69; Live music nightly All sets 4-6 & 7-9p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka`anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000

Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m. ■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0031

Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua`a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, mauitime.com Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

■ KA`ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0011 Tiki Courtyard - Sun-Thu, Leokane, 6 p.m. Friday, Halau Friday Hula show. 6-9 p.m. ■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Thu, Fri, Tue. Kincaid Kupahu; Sat, Coelho Morrison; Sun & Wed, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m. ■ RITZ CARLTON 1 Ritz Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200

Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m.

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Humuhumunukunukuapua`a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100 Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

Wailea Wednesdays w/ WIllie K - Wed, 7:30-10 p.m. ■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui

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future

Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131

Lagoon Bar - Live music nightly, All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

See into the

■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, 875-1234

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:307:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth. Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends. ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922 Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m. Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, Mele `Ohana Duo. Tue, Thu Ron Kuala’au; Sun-Thu sets 69 p.m.; Fri, Sat sets 6-10 p.m. Sun, Mele `Ohana Duo, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Mon, Wed, Fri, Hula performance, 6-6:45 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge - Thu-Sun, Live music. 6:309:30 p.m. Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing. 7:30-8:15 p.m.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Trust is an exceedingly tricky thing. Once you’ve been burned a few times, it becomes more difficult to take that leap of faith and give someone the benefit of the doubt. It’s easy to become convinced no one deserves it. Some people do, though. You need to have more people you choose to trust in your life. Luckily, eminently qualified and generously willing friends are patiently standing by, and even putting themselves out there by offering their sincere support. If someone asks for your trust this week and you’re anything less than 80% convinced they don’t deserve it, please just go out on a limb and give it to them.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Like a song you can only remember the chorus to, or that name that’s on the tip of your tongue, what you need to know is already in your head; you just can’t quite see it yet. Stop looking outside yourself for answers. The ones you’ll get that way simply won’t be the right ones. Your gut will tell you so, and you’ll end up feeling frustrated, thwarted, and more confused than before. This isn’t one of those things other people can really help you with, so there’s no point in wasting time seeking advice or new information. At this point, that’s just noise. Find someplace quiet enough to listen to yourself, not them.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) It’s perfectly natural to focus on the negative when shit goes down. It’s still a bad habit, though, and one that’s more likely to worsen the situation rather than improve it. Even in the worst of times, the blessings in your life outweigh the crap—by quite a bit! Notice that. You actually have a multitude of reasons to feel happy even during those seemingly high-stress moments. See if you can keep enough of those blessings in mind to keep a genuine smile on your face, even as you navigate the hurdles and stumbling blocks life throws your way. You’ll find, happily enough, that they’re much easier to jump over that way— which should be just one more reason to grin.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) I wonder how much the founders of the United States anticipated about the future of their new nation. Surely they could see the potential to grow beyond the original thirteen States, but it was probably impossible to guess exactly how the country would grow and evolve. Instead of trying to anticipate every eventuality, they sought to create a structure that could accommodate change. With your future as uncertain (and promising) as it is, trying to plot out all possible courses would be a futile waste of time. Instead try to set yourself up to be able to roll with anything. You’ll probably need to.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Ask and ye shall receive. It doesn’t always work that way, to be sure, but sometimes getting what you need is as simple as forthrightly and sincerely asking for it. It might not come naturally to you to just directly ask for what you want or need; you’re more used to doing things for yourself, or going without them if you can’t get them on your own. That’s all the more reason that you should try to cultivate the habit of remember that you’re not all alone in the world, and that many people love you, and are more than willing to fill in the gaps for you. Scrap the too-convoluted plans you’ve been hatching, the ones that very nearly require you to be in two places at once, and try it my way, instead. Just ask.

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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Your fascinating tendency towards extremes isn’t useful right now. Find a more balanced approach, one that wouldn’t normally even occur to you (consult a Libra if necessary). For example, erecting an electrified fence and lining its borders with poison isn’t really the best solution to get rid of pests in your garden. Conversely, simply asking them to leave and not return, while much simpler, is no more appropriate. Find the middle path, and walk it for a while. You’ll discover it’s far more likely to get you where you want to go than the routes you were considering before.

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Set a goal. Sometimes you’re excessively focused on the process and you forget about its conclusion. While I’m proud that you’re enlightened enough to remember and embrace that the journey is indeed more important than the destination, that doesn’t mean you should forego having one entirely. Having a concrete, achievable end point can imbue that journey with meaning and depth it lacked before. Wandering aimlessly may have its appropriate place and time, but right now you’d better know where you’re going, how you plan on getting there, and when you’re due to arrive. If you don’t, stop in your tracks until you figure it out.

Usually you’ve got amazing timing, but lately it’s been way off. What may have been a virtual treasure a while back is now no more valuable than an undiscovered trove of melted chocolate Easter eggs. Don’t beat yourself up about it, though. There are plenty of other riches to be found. This week is a great time to find them, too—but you have to get on the ball and shake off your recent setback very quickly. Instead of wasting time feeling bad about this dead end, and lamenting what you could have had, get going on the next quest, so you don’t get there too late, too.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) I tend to think people look better without make-up. However there are benefits to wearing a mask (which is all, essentially, make-up is) that you can’t reap any other way. This is a good week to change things up. If you’re used to always wearing a mask (even one as simple as lipstick and eyeliner) when you go out in the world, trying going a week without one. If you’ve already shed the need for a mask to hide your “flaws,” donning one could serve a different purpose: revealing a deeper truth about yourself, one that is not otherwise apparent.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Last night I dreamt my neighbor tearfully confessed he’d invented a deadly virus that had no cure. It had escaped its confines, and it was only a matter of time before it would virtually wipe out the human race. I fervently hope that no one out there is so malignly foolhardy to work on such a thing (even while I cynically believe that someone is). If you’ve got a potential Pandora’s box on your hands, get rid of it this week, while you still can, and before some imbecile opens it. Even if the consequences are far less serious than human extinction (and here’s hoping they are), there’s really no need to risk them.


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