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Kate Bradshaw finds out how much of a delay Judge Cardoza has dealt Wailea 670. Then we’ve got 1,500 words of wild Styrofoam bashing in Rob Report (spoiler alert: Styrofoam totally deserves it). Then LC Watch catches a deputy prosecuting attorney’s indiscretion. News of the Weird explores the fun world of German sausage-making. Eh Brah! goes after some rude chick at the movie theater. Coconut Wireless goes into considerable detail about how we’re all screwed. And Monsanto’s recent good press moves it up in the Maui 10.

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‘Honor the Process’ The Wailea 670 project has stopped. But for how long? Wailuku attorney Lance D. Collins can now get a decent night’s sleep. On April 23 Judge Joseph Cardoza granted Collins a preliminary injunction in a case that challenges the Maui County Council Land Use Committees’ compliance with state Sunshine Laws in their discussion of zoning changes for the proposed Wailea 670 (“Honua‘ula”) development. The move freezes any county action involving the proposed development until the court rules on the overall case. Five Kihei residents brought the case against the county. Their complaint questioned the legality of the county’s holding of several “recessed” meetings—which carry no public testimony requirement since they’re technically continuations of a prior meeting—to discuss crucial changes to the county plan, the county’s failure to issue a proper agenda for these meetings, and the inappropriate passing of memos among committee members concerning the issue. “They should honor the process at the very least,” Danny Kanahele, one of the five, said. During his argument Collins cited more than 30 court cases and about a dozen attorney general opinions from across the country in his April 14 argument for the action. He even cited Thomas Jefferson. Scoffing at such extensive referencing of out-of-state cases, county Corporation Counsel Mary Blaine Johnston said the county gave proper notice, that there was no violation of

state Sunshine Laws, that Kanahele, et al (who have the burden of proof and must show harm on the part of the county) did not furnish enough evidence to the contrary and that the plaintiffs requested injunctive relief 16 days after the 90-day deadline for filing a complaint. “We’ve gone through and shown that the public was allowed to testify,” Johnston told Judge Cardoza, though a number of Kihei residents say they were denied the right to testify at the recessed meetings. As for the memos, Johnston said that there “is nothing in the Sunshine Law that precludes this kind of behavior.” Given the County Council’s passing of two Wailea 670-related bills, she added, the plaintiff’s request for injunctive relief was rendered moot, then “mooter” once Mayor Charmaine Tavares approved the project. Cardoza, who had presided over the Hawai‘i Superferry case and is known for going by the book, was not convinced. “While the Court does not make light of the work of members of the Maui County Council, the Court concludes that there are stronger things at play here,” he said in his opinion. For his part, Collins said he hopes the court will eventually void actions taken by the county Land Use Committee as a result of “marathon recessed meetings” and that the county will have to start the process over. In the meantime, last Wednesday’s outcome bars the county from any further Wailea 670-related actions. Though Charlie Jencks, who represents Wailea 670 Associates, said the injunction will not impact the company’s cur-

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Drastic Plastic Local company wants to move beyond Styrofoam and plastics Styrofoam bento box take-out containers are as familiar to locals as surfing. Whether packed with noodles, sushi or loco moco, the Styrofoam bento is a local institution for the convenience of a grab-and-go meal. But one upstart local company wants to change all that. Honolulu-based Styrophobia opened in January 2007, supplying biodegradable food service products. Beyond the catchy name and dazzling website, it’s apparent that they’re determined to make waves in Hawai‘i and beyond as a green business advocating for sustainable local solutions to environmental problems. Entrepreneurs Krista Ruchaber and Mike Elhoff, tired of seeing plastic containers and drink cups on beaches and around Oahu, created a company dedicated to earth-friendly packaging. They feature products made from cornstarch “bioplastics”—cutlery made of potato starch and plate lunch containers made of bagasse (sugar cane fiber). Unlike plastics, which may take eons to break down, these materials compost in just 30 to 180 days. But more than providing a “green” renewable alternative to plastics and polystyrene—which are manufactured from petrochemicals—Styrophobia wants to educate the Hawai‘i community. They want consumers to know about the toxicity of styrene and benzene, both contained in certain plastics, and ultimately help people make informed choices about what they purchase and consume. To that end, Styrophobia has engaged in community outreach through schools, community events, beach cleanups, their website (www.styrophobia.com) and by talking with legislators. They recently provided biodegradable materials for Oahu’s Kokua Festival— the annual highlight of Jack Johnson’s Kokua Foundation, a non-profit organization focusing on environmental education—making it a “zero-waste” event. In short, they are “doing a lot of extra-curricular things, and being philanthropic with our time,” according to Ari Patz of Styrophobia. I recently spoke with Patz while he was on Maui: MAUI TIME WEEKLY: What can you tell me about Styrophobia’s mission, and what you hope to accomplish? ARI PATZ: It’s about Aloha ‘Aina, or love of the land. We want to help spread social awareness, really a better way of living. No other companies

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LC Watch All in a Name Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Evans Smith had his first appearance before the Maui County Liquor Control Adjudication Board on April 3, and during that meeting he made a small error that made me smile. All Smith did was say a name, a simple name, during a public hearing. Timothy Heard. I’m not sure of the spelling—I didn’t ask Smith for confirmation, but he wouldn’t have told me anyway—and there’s no listing in the phone book. That last part isn’t surprising, because Heard was a “minor decoy”—a guy aged between 18 and 21 that the LC used in 2007 to attempt to buy drinks from various establishments.

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great response when we talked to Maui Community College [MCC]’s Culinary Department. Hopefully, we’ll continue to find more interest and growth on Maui.

MAUI TIME WEEKLY: You’ve also been involved in supporting legislation that would ban Styrofoam.

MAUI TIME WEEKLY: Part of your goal is to avoid throwaways, as we know that all the islands have landfill issues. How are you approaching this issue?

ARI PATZ: It’s already happened in San Francisco and Portland, but has met with resistance here. But Styrofoam is not made from a renewable source, and leaches the chemicals it contains. Though the ban on Styrofoam didn’t go through this year, they [the state Legislature] did adopt a resolution. If that leads to PSAs [Public Service Announcements], that would be sexy.

MAUI TIME WEEKLY: Where are your biodegradable products made? ARI PATZ: We are using materials made in Indonesia, Taiwan and China. Ideally, we’d like to produce these products locally. We’re interested in talking further with [sugar cane companies] Gay & Robinson and Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar to see about using their bagasse for local manufacturing. Sugar is also grown in the U.S. in Florida and Louisiana, but they aren’t producing these products yet, either.

MAUI TIME WEEKLY: Are your products well received on Maui? ARI PATZ: Our biggest customer is Pacific Whale Foundation. We just got a

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ARI PATZ: We would like to see composting make its way into the schools, at University of Hawai‘i, Kauai Community College and MCC. It can also be linked with vermiculture, or worm composting. We’ve see PLASTIC, page 11

In the early days of this column, deputy prosecuting attorneys always named the minor decoys that successfully purchased alcohol from licensees during public Adjudication Board hearings. Then, after this column began publishing the names of the decoys, the deputy prosecuting attorneys suddenly clammed up and stopped giving out the names. Smith, who is new to prosecuting liquor violation cases, wasn’t really up on that rule at the April 3 hearing, and blabbed Heard’s name with reckless abandon. It got so bad that at one point Chief LC Investigator Bill Pacheco leaned over and whispered something to Smith, who then started referring to Heard as “the minor decoy.” Well, he did that for the most part, but every now and then would forget and mention Heard’s name again. Anyway, the upcoming May 1, 2008 Adjudication Board hearing will present Smith with plenty of time to practice what to say and not say: the agenda lists five minor decoy cases. My guess is Smith will have gotten LC procedures down and will be just as discreet as they want, but in case he isn’t, we’ll be there listening very carefully with notepad open to make sure.

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WEDNESDAY, Apr. 23 How’s this for a way to start the week: “The CEO of Delta Air Lines Inc., Richard Anderson, said Tuesday that domestic airlines need to raise fares by 15 to 20 percent,” Pacific Business News reported yesterday. Anderson made his comment at a press conference in our nation’s capital, where he was meeting with legislators over his company’s planned merger with Northwest Airlines—both of which are in the dumps, with stock prices for each running between $6 and $8 a share. According to an MSNBC report on the press conference, Anderson added that airlines—not just Delta and Northwest—need to raise fares because “an airline ticket has got to reflect the full cost of fuel.” See? It’s not just us hurting at the pumps.

THURSDAY, Apr. 24 Today I got a call from a reader asking if I could publicize Michael Moore’s latest newsletter. It points out that even though the mainstream media keeps attacking Democratic presidential hopeful and Senator Barack Obama (D, Illinois) for having ties to the iconoclastic Reverend Jeremiah Wright, few are highlighting the fact (first reported by Politico.com) that back in the depths of the Monica Lewinsky/impeachment crisis, then-President Bill Clinton invited Wright and a bunch of other pastors to the White House to hear him “repent.” I’m sorry, but this really isn’t the space to comment on matters like that. Nor is it the space to

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mention how completely non-shocking it is to hear that Wright—an AfricanAmerican—feels some degree of bitterness and anger towards America. Nor is it the proper venue to point out that all this talk about Obama and Wright is a phony issue anyway—that the real story (written about by Slate.com and, as far as I can tell, no one else) is that Obama’s rival Senator Hillary Clinton (D, New York) has shown herself to be all but completely amoral by accepting an endorsement from the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, a “newspaper” owned by “Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy” chief Richard Mellon Scaife that’s so deeply embedded in the lunatic fringe that in the early 1990’s published wild, completely unsubstantiated filth that Hillary Clinton killed White House Counsel Vince Foster. But now, for reasons that remain completely mysterious because no one’s really asking her about it, Clinton is best buddies with Scaife. You know, it’s kind of a shame that I’m not going to talk about any of that stuff here, because it’s rather interesting.

FRIDAY, Apr. 25 Looks like the take-over of Hawai`i Superferry, Inc. (HSF) by J.F. Lehman & Co. is nearly complete. Today McNeil Wilson Communications announced that HSF President/CEO John Garibaldi is out—no reason given, but given the company’s service record over the past year, I think it’s pretty obvious—and Admiral Thomas Fargo (U.S. Navy, ret.) is in. Fargo, a former U.S. Pacific Fleet commander, is apparently J.F. Lehman & Co.’s managing director. As you might recall, J.F. Lehman & Co. is a private equity firm run by John F. Lehman, President Ronald Reagan’s first U.S. Navy Secretary. The rough-speaking, aviator-loving secretary was known as a bureaucratic infighter who sparred with admirals and dug up dirt on pacifist Catholic Church officials, all as he attempted to balloon the navy to 600 shops—an impossible, budget-busting goal. In recent years Lehman slightly softened his image by sitting on the bipartisan 9/11 Commission, but mostly his efforts have focused on his equity firm. And that meant exerting increasing control over Hawai‘i Superferry, Inc. Even before today, six of HSF’s 10 directors were connected in some way with J.F. Lehman & Co.: Lehman (founding partner), Tig H. Krekel (vice chairman), C. Alexander Harman (member), Louis N. Mintz (member), George A. Sawyer (founding partner) and John W. “Bill” Shirley (consultant).

SATURDAY, Apr. 26 And now for some good news from the Maui Planning Commission: Kaupo resident Jonathan Starr is the new chair-

Blue shirt and purple background? Who’s Fargo kidding?

man. A long advocate of slow growth, sustainability and renewable energy, Starr has frequently been one of the few commissioners willing to ask developers tough questions. Now he’s going to get to run the hearings. For big builders and landowners like Wailea 670 Partners, Alexander & Baldwin and Dowling Company, this is grim news indeed.

SUNDAY, Apr. 27 Did I call it or what? Today’s Maui News reports that not only did Fargo move over from J.F. Lehman to HSF, but he also brought a chunk of that firm’s money with him to save the foundering Superferry. “We’ve had an increase in the capital base from J.F. Lehman & Company that bodes well for taking us through the difficult times and really supplements the commitment,” outgoing HSF President/CEO Garibaldi told the paper. Of course, Garibaldi “declined to detail the amount of the capital infusion provided by J.F. Lehman to keep the business operating,” but at this point, does it really matter?

MONDAY, Apr. 28 Speaking of foundering, the County of Maui finally has official archives! At long last, the county’s boxes and boxes of crumbling, decaying records—some dating back to the Great Depression—will get the treatment they deserve. They’re going to be housed in a few Conex containers in the parking lot of the Old Wailuku Post Office, according to today’s Maui News. If this sounds rather crude, I will say that it’s better than their old home, which was the Old Wailuku Post Office itself: a crumbling, decaying building full of toxic mold and even more

toxic asbestos that the county, in its infinite wisdom, is leasing for $75,000 a year through 2026.

TUESDAY, Apr. 29 Just a load of good news today. Looks like the cargo remnant of Aloha Airlines is now folding up. That puts another 400 people out of work, and demolishes 85 percent of our state’s inter-island cargo carrying capacity. This is very bad news, and nearly–but not completely–eclipses the bombshell that Honolulu blogger Ian Lind dropped this afternoon on Hawai‘i Superferry, Inc.’s appalling disregard for honest disclosure of its 2007 lobbying efforts. After Lind complained to the state Ethics Commission, saying the $21,792.56 the company put down for lobbying expenses last year seemed low, the commission made HSF go back and “amend” their old statements. The new reports, just posted online, show Lind was spot-on: in 2007, Hawai‘i Superferry, Inc. actually spent an astonishing $381,693.30 on advertising, lobbyist salaries and the “preparation & distribution of lobbying materials.” Anyone still wondering why the state Legislature exempted HSF from state environmental laws? Look, reporting $21,000 when the company actually spent $381,000 goes way beyond mere error. HSF officials are showing real contempt towards the public, and given the way the state Legislature rolled over for them last year, it’s only going to get worse. Get snarky news and commentary from Anthony Pignataro sent directly to you cell phone. Just text “follow apignataro” to 40404 and we’ll do the rest. MTW

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RESORTS GO DOWN Maui Land & Pine and Dowling—developers of fine resorts across the island—drop a notch this week on news that sale prices for fine, upscale vacation resorts are dropping. Fast. “Sales of new and previously owned condominiums, single-family homes and house lots at masterplanned resorts statewide such as Wailea and Hualalai declined 20 percent last year to 1,535 properties,” reported the Honolulu Advertiser on April 23. Still, the Advertiser added that “developers of million-dollarplus resort homes are betting that there are plenty of wealthy individuals seeking Hawai`i vacation property to keep demand relatively strong.” While undoubtedly true, homes for the ridiculously wealthy are the bread and butter of Hawai`i’s land developers, and any drop in sales, temporary or not, isn’t good.

MONSANTO IS GOOD PLACE TO WORK?! According to the April 2008 issue of Hawaii Business, the giant maker of herbicides and genetically modified plants immune to those very same herbicides is. With an average salary of $64,500, 559 full-time Hawai`i employees, 13 paid holidays and a mere three percent voluntary turnover, the company is ranked eighth of the 24 “large companies”—employing 150 or more people—that made the list. “If an employee of this agricultural company must travel,” the mag says, “the company will reimburse travel costs for a relative to care for children, up to what a local caregiver would have cost.” Wow. Can you believe that? Hawaii Business called Monsanto a mere “agricultural company.” Stunning. MTW

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ROBREPORT had a pilot-composting program with Hawaiian Earth Products [makers of Menehune Magic compost], but the Department of Health shut us down, mainly because there’s food [residue] involved. But these issues have been tackled all over the world in Seattle, Europe and other places.

MAUI TIME WEEKLY: You’re aware that Maui has tried to implement a limited ban on plastic bags, and that there is a public awareness campaign in Paia called the “No Mo’ Plastic Bag Paia Project?” ARI PATZ: Yes. That’s great. Haleiwa is doing something similar and Kailua is just getting started. Also Kauai. There’s really a growing awareness and we want to do our part with all of that. olystyrene is one of numerous petrochemical plastics derived from petroleum, a non-renewable resource. Styrofoam is actually a brand name for a Dow Chemical polystyrene product patented in 1941, and has entered our vocabulary the way Kleenex and Xerox have done, as a generic term for the product or process. In one form, polystyrene may be rigid, such as CD “jewel” cases and plastic cutlery. Foam “expanded” polystyrene, produced to trap up to 95 percent air within, was designed to provide insulation from heat and moisture, rendering it especially useful for food and beverage containers. Produce, fish, meats and prepared foods may all be commonly packaged in polystyrene foam trays, baskets, or containers, which then are dropped in

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the trash, destined for our landfills. Maui County’s proposed 2009 budget contains a $12 million request from the Solid Waste Division of the Department of Environmental Management, to implement Phase V of the Central Maui Landfill. It seems that Phase IV-B is filling up far more quickly than was projected. Perhaps as much as 35 percent of items thrown away could be composted or recycled, especially if our county government invested in regional green waste dropoff/composting sites. One such pilot program has been operating in Central Kihei, operated by Maui Earth Compost. But county funds provided through a recycling grant are due to run out on May 31. Meanwhile, Solid Waste Division is spending more than $150,000 each year to clean windblown debris at the landfill, much of it through contracts with Ka Lima O Maui. Maui’s strong tradewinds regularly take plastic bags airborne and deposit them in nearby kiawe trees and cane fields. You can also find plastic and Styrofoam on roadsides, in county parks and in the filters at wastewater treatment facilities. Councilmember Michael Molina introduced draft legislation in June 2007 that would include a partial ban on plastic bags from large retail and commercial outlets

throughout Maui County. After languishing in the council’s Policy Committee for seven months without a hearing, it was moved to the Public Works and Facilities Committee. Council members heard testimony in one meeting already this year, and invited a panel discussion in a second meeting in February. It’s likely the proposal may come up for deliberation and possible action in June, according to Gary Saldana, Councilman Mike Molina’s staff aide. Had a bill at the state Legislature survived this year’s session, Maui County wouldn’t have had the ability to legally limit proliferation of plastic bags. Senate Bill 651, draft legislation supported (some say introduced) by the plastics industry, would have effectively banned counties from imposing bans of this sort. Fortunately, it failed to pass out of committee last Friday and died. lastics have been vilified for years because of their harmful role in marine debris. Floating bits of plastic, large and small, fill our oceans and wash up on our shores. The North Pacific Gyre is a large area created by prevailing winds and currents, one of five large ocean gyres worldwide. Because of all the plastic flotsam and other debris, it’s been nicknamed the Great Pacific Garbage Patch.

Ranging over 500 miles in length, and studied since the mid 1980’s, the gyre is estimated to hold 100 million tons of trash. Ocean researchers believe that 80 percent of the debris is land-based, while 20 percent comes from ships at sea. Bits of plastic resemble ocean zooplanktons and are ingested by jellyfish, which are, in turn, consumed by sea turtles. Sea birds also scoop up colorful bits of plastic. Autopsies on birds in the Northwest Hawaiian Islands reveal that shearwaters, albatrosses and boobies sometimes have hundreds of pieces of plastic in their gullets, eventually leading to their death. A certain amount of “gloom and doom” may be necessary to help motivate people to change their ways, “but it sells the least amount of plates,” says Patz. “Our every action impacts the whole of interconnected life on Earth,” the Styrophobia website says in a section attributed to WorldCentric.org. “Our every day decisions of what we do, what we consume, where we buy, how we choose to live, what values we hold and promote creates the world and the communities we live in… Another world is possible and it is up to us to make it happen!” Here in Hawai‘i, we can choose to make that happen one bento box at a time. MTW

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few weeks ago I went to Kalama Park in Kihei to see the Maui Roller Girls. It was public skating day at the rink. The sun was setting while pop music played in the background. I curled my fingers around the chainlink fence as I watched about two-dozen derby girls wearing black shorts or skirts, fishnets and green tank tops deftly skated around a handful of children. I found myself surprisingly excited to hear the sound of roller skates on concrete. After a few minutes a commanding voice came over the loudspeaker. “Please be careful,” the disembodied voice announced to the girls. “There are children here.” Over the course of the next 30 minutes, the voice telling the girls to “slow down” or “skate with the rest of the people” became more frequent and, to the girls, more exasperating. Roller Derby is new to Maui, but not to Hawai‘i. In the 1960’s the old Civic Auditorium on Oahu was often packed with fans during televised bouts. A recent resurgence has hit the islands with zeal, creating two teams on Oahu and one on Maui. Though the Maui Roller Girls are ready to contend

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with the other island teams, they still have no place to practice. “That is really the problem,” Kelly “Killah Kelly” Galvez, who formed Maui Roller Girls, told me. “With us only being able to skate here on the open skate nights, we’re not gonna be able to train and our skills won’t get any better. We can’t run a real practice. Until we find a permanent venue or even if we find a confined, flat slab of nice concrete that is safe and well lit, that is open for public use, we really won’t be doing much of anything.” But for a variety of reasons—some of them depending on who you ask—the county won’t allow Maui Roller Girls use of the Kalama Park skating rink, except during the 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. public skating time on Wednesdays. Galvez, who says the area would benefit from the good crowd the Roller Girls would bring, can’t understand the county’s refusal. “It’s an organized women’s sport,” she said. “It’s a family friendly event. The practices and bouts are clean and open to the public to watch. It really could only help them.” elly Galvez moved to Maui from Sacramento, California in October 2007. There she skated with the Sac City Roller Girls. “I really missed derby and after training with the Oahu derby girls I knew it was a

roller derby, and that wasn’t going to happen. (Insurance concerns don’t seem to affect the Kalama Skate Park, where kids fly through the air on skate boards just 50 feet from the Kalama roller rink). In any case, I called Floyd Miyozono, the county’s Chief of Recreation, to get his take on why the girls couldn’t get practice time. Miyozono said he was not aware of any decision to deny rink access to the Maui Roller Girls and said he’d follow up with Ortiz. Then I asked if the county needed to be in the loop as to decisions Ortiz was making regarding rink access. “Yes, definitely,” Miyozono said. “I don’t think he [Ortiz] should be making these decisions, especially when he makes his own schedule and is also making it difficult for others.” The next day, after conferring with Ortiz, Miyozono called me back with a new explanation. “According to Rick, the girls were not willing to come up with any insurance to also cover the Inline Hockey Association,” he said (emphasis added). “Rick Ortiz did speak with the insurance carrier and they had strongly recommended that, in this particular case, if they wanted to use it they would need to come up with some kind of insurance policy. He mentioned to me that they were not willing to come up with an insurance policy. But just with the idea

that they were not willing to come up with an insurance policy kinda was a deal breaker for them.” In light of Galvez’ insistence that she’d offered to get the girls insured, this made no sense. So I called Ortiz back. “The issue around it is liability insurance,” Ortiz told me. He said he knew that the girls had individual insurance, which was similar to what the hockey players have, but that there was also liability insurance for the rink, which the girls did not have. The rink’s liability insurance covers hockey but not roller derby? Yes, Ortiz said: “We pay an enormous amount of money each year to have that insurance.” So why can’t the girls just pay this “enormous amount” so they can get on the rink, too? “I asked the exact same question to my insurance company and the insurance for the rink to find out if another policy could be had on that rink,” Ortiz said. “The county does license this rink to us for use so I need to find out from the county as well what is involved with that.” But Ortiz brought up another reason. He said that all of the nights at the rink were already reserved for hockey—“most importantly, youth hockey”—as well as public use. That meant there was no time for any roller derby. He added that he’d suggested some other slabs of concrete to Galvez for the girls to practice on.

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great time to bring it to Maui,” she said. “Girls I had talked to got really excited and because it was new to Maui, I just felt it would be a good idea.” Galvez set about organizing a team. One of those who joined was Susan Ponoton, who recently moved to Maui from New York and heard about the Maui Roller Girls on the radio. “I’ve never even roller-skated but it sounded like something fun to learn, something totally new,” Ponoton said. “They also sounded like the kind of girls I would want to hang out with. They really are amazing. I felt welcomed 100 percent. It’s like a new family. I love it.” Eventually Galvez contacted the county, asking about arranging practice time at the Kalama Skating Rink, the only rink on the island. Officials told her to contact Rick Ortiz, who manages the rink and handles scheduling. Ortiz told Galvez that Sunday evenings were possible, but that he first needed to check with the Maui Inline Hockey Association’s Board of Directors. As will be seen, the arrangement between the hockey association and the county Parks and Recreation Department over who actually controls access to the rink is curious and confusing. The association leases the rink from the county. But for rea-

sons that never really became clear, they seem to be calling the shots as to who gets to use the rink during the vast majority of the week when they’re not playing hockey. A few months went by with no word from Ortiz. So Galvez called him back. That’s when Ortiz said the hockey association board of directors had denied the Maui Roller Girls practice time because of “liability issues and scheduling.” This surprised Galvez, who explained that all the girls on the team would be covered by USA Roller Sports—the national governing body for all competitive roller sports in the U.S.—for practice as well as special events and that it would be chartered to the rink. Ortiz insisted that the Maui Inline Hockey Association’s insurance would not cover roller derby. He explained that the girls had to be on the rink’s insurance if they wanted to practice

Maui Roller Girls sharing the Kalama Park rink during a recent public skate session

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ther rinks in the nation don’t seem so resistant to giving women’s roller derby teams practice time. According to Cort Whalig, who owns the Cristiana Skating Center in Newark, New Jersey and is the son of past president of USA Roller Sports, said derby teams that skate in his rink have insurance that covers them as well as the rink owner. He also provides a general waiver that all derby girls and hockey players sign which handles liability. “I really saw the potential that roller derby brought to the rink,” he said. “It brings crowds here that I wouldn’t reach otherwise. The girls have really been an asset.” This is because, as Galvez explained, roller derby has changed a lot since the 1950’s and 60’s. “People always think that derby is clotheslines, elbows, fights, throwing people over rails, and that it’s staged like wrestling,” Galvez said. “People think it’s fake or ask us if we fight and that’s not how it is at all. We follow a strict set of rules. There are

over 300 leagues now in the U.S. that are going by the WFTDA [Women’s Flat Track Derby Association] rules. I mean, there are renegade leagues that don’t play by any rules, but we follow the WFTDA and we want to be nationally recognized. “We do depend on our refs to call certain things but we also depend on the code of honor with the girls not to fight and not to throw elbows,” she continued. “That’s how we train, too—I mean, if we could. We would use plates under the arms or a sock on both of your hands to keep the arms in because the minute you throw your arm out, it’s considered an elbow and then you’re penalized.” Roller Derby actually dates back to the Great Depression. With dance marathons sweeping the nation, Chicago promoter Leo Seltzer decided that a skating demonstration would be the next craze. He was right—on Aug. 13, 1935, twenty thousand people filled the Chicago Coliseum to watch 25 teams skate in the Transcontinental Roller Derby. Seltzer later took his show on the road, performing for crowds of thousands. Two years later, after watching two skaters get into a scuffle during a speed skating match, sportswriter Damon Runyon changed the sport

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into what we are more familiar with today. What had begun as an endurance race involving several teams changed into a sport where two teams of five circled the rink, gaining points by passing members of the opposing team. Because certain physicality was now allowed, skaters began jostling each other with a passion. Although players exaggerated these moves to draw ever-bigger crowds, violent behavior eventually became part of roller derby’s trademark. By the 1970’s, roller derby was a roughneck theatrical exhibition on wheels. Anyone who’s seen the classic 1972 film Kansas City Bomber with Raquel Welch knows the rowdy action in the rink and melodrama was part of the game. Then roller derby went away for a few decades. But it returned in 2001 with all-female teams driven by a new professionalism that wanted to see roller derby accepted as a serious sport. Of course, today’s roller derby still has much of the old attitude and remains an aggressive sport. Most women who play derby are tough; they proudly sport their bruises and display a certain “punk” attitude that gives them an edge. The best have nicknames sporting double entendres: Slammy Faye, Sheeza Brickhouse, Shenita Stretcher, allowing them a bit of the old school drama.

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or the Maui Roller Girls, on the other hand, their time is taken

up with new school drama. On Wednesday, April 23, as the women began to practice during the Kalama rink’s public skating time, Ortiz and a few hockey association board members approached Galvez and asked to talk. During a sit-down meeting on a park bench just outside the rink, Ortiz told Galvez that the association has an exclusive contract with the county: the lease says half the rink’s time goes to hockey and the other half is for public use. He said adding another sport to this agreement would breach their contract. And he went back to his original story, saying their insurance wouldn’t cover another sport for the rink. He did offer one bit of helpful advice: he and the association could help the Maui Roller Girls cut their own deal with the county so that they could get their own rink built somewhere else on the island. Then there would be two skating rinks on the island that would be closed for most of the day. For her part, Galvez isn’t sure what she and Maui Roller Girls are going to do. “We have some options that we’re looking into,” she said. “There is a possible warehouse we can rent but that costs money we don’t have. We are just trying to stay focused and move forward. I mean, I’m not even sure if we want to work with the park with all the drama that’s happened but we’re definitely not giving up. That’s not the kind of women we are.” MTW

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“There isn’t one person making this decision,” Ortiz told me. “It’s the board of directors for the Inline Hockey Association, the liability insurance and rink availability time that this decision was based on.”

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Cooking Show How Cucina Bella indulged my Food Network addiction Like millions of Americans, I am a loyal Food Network fan. Each night I get some deranged kind of pleasure from watching famous chefs prepare meals I will probably never make. The shows always give me a flicker of hope that I, too, can cook.

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My boyfriend Dave knows well of my Food Network addiction, so he put up no resistance when I told him we were going to a cooking demonstration at Cucina Bella in Kahului. In fact, he actually likes to

cook, so he was excited to learn a few new recipes. We entered our culinary classroom with big appetites and eager minds. Six perfect rows of desks—the kind with little wooden writing surfaces wrapped around plastic chairs like I used to nap on during high school biology classes—were set up between tall shelves of pots, pans and cooking equipment. At the head of the class was a working demo kitchen. I think I was having serious high school flashbacks, because we instinctively grabbed two seats in the back row. Chef de Cuisine Jojo Vasquez was our fearless leader on this cooking adventure. He brought three of his favorite recipes from the Banyan Tree Restaurant at the Ritz Carlton in Kapalua, along with the intention to teach the group of 30, mostly novice cooks, how to prepare restaurantstyle cuisine for a dinner party of four. His focus, he said, would be to show us simple and elegant presentations for the dishes and a few tips and tricks about his ingredients along the way.

“I could talk about food for a very long time,” Vasquez said. His menu began with a salad. First he macerated Kula strawberries with lavender from Ali‘i Lavendar Farm, which is also in Kula. A simple but elegant champagne vinaigrette came next as Vasquez argued against ever buying bottled salad dressing. The salad came together with hydroponic watercress greens from Waipoli, little spoonfuls of Surfing Goat Dairy chevre and toasted macadamia nuts. My eyes rolled back into my head with pleasure when I tasted the perfectly sweet, creamy and crunchy mixture. I’m not sure that I could duplicate his fancy plating technique, but even a cooking idiot like me can whip up this delicious salad. Miso-manila clams were next on the menu. I’m a shellfish fanatic and was stoked with the bowl of tender, shelled clams and shitake mushrooms in miso broth that came my way. Vasquez taught us to “bruise” a stalk of lemongrass to

bring out the bright, intense aroma, which was totally news to me. The main course was a filet of Kona kampachi, which our personal celebrity chef prepared simply with Enoki mushrooms, diced Roma tomatoes, ginger and green scallions. He presented the dish on a bed of baby spinach wilted in a lime vinaigrette and topped with a fresh mango puree. Then Banyan Tree pastry chef Ashlie Koehler taught us to make a dulce de leche gelato, apple cider beignets and a rum dipping sauce. She explained every step of the dessert slowly and thoroughly, but I think I’ll leave this one to her and head to the restaurant the next time the craving for sweets hits. The evening was like one long, satisfying Food Network show, without the commercials. Next week, Sam Choy will present his own flavors for a new crowd that gets to indulge in some delicious dishes and exciting culinary knowledge. MTW

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Beauty and the Beast Saturday, (May 3) 7 p.m. at the War Memorial Gymnasium, Kahului [EVENT] Two worlds collide this weekend during the Full Force IV: Project Mayhem mixed martial art event. What could possibly be better than a night of fights and fashion? Stizar Custom Apparel is launching their brand new Summer 2008 line–Hard Candy–during intermission with a lingerie and swimsuit fashion show. That means that there will be lots of hot girls in panties doing more than holding bout cards. I was able to check out some Hard Candy designs and they are smokin’ but at the same time totally wearable. The funny thing is that while I do love fashion, it’s my husband that’s completely ecstatic over the idea of being ringside for the event. And I have a sneaking suspicion that it has nothing to do with having a close-up view of the fighters. Tickets: $30 in advance, $35 at the door. Available at Ainokea. www.stizarhawaii.com [STARR BEGLEY]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS by Starr Begley

Mraz Attacks

May Day Mania Thursday-Saturday 9:45 p.m, 10 p.m., Casanova, Makawao

Thursday (May 1) 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC [MUSIC] Jason Mraz is a geek. Not the strange, awkward kind that make you uncomfortable to be nearby, but more like one of those geeks you want to get to know because he’s just so proud to be a geek. He even sported a Pepto-Bismol-colored tee in a music video for “The Geek in Pink.” Mraz was a cheerleader in high school in the Richmond, Virginia suburbs and he likes to wear strange hats over his curly hair, hang out at home and do his own laundry. But what Mraz is really about is catchy music with clever lyrics and stripped-down sounds. He’s recorded three albums, one of which went platinum, but the newest one hasn’t been released yet. We Sing We Dance We Steal Things is the album the world’s still waiting to get it’s hands on, but “I’m Yours,” the hit single from it, has already saturated the airwaves and gotten permanently stuck in my head. Tickets: $35, $30, $25. 242-7469. [JESSICA ARMSTRONG]

THURSDAY

[MUSIC] Leave it to the Upcountry Italians to go balls to the wall for May Day weekend entertainment. Guess which two Maui musicians are back on the slopes of Haleakala! I’ll give you a hint: they both have big hair and are local celebrities. More? One is a big Hawaiian guy and the other one is our reggae ambassador. That’s right— Willie K and Marty Dread will perform at Casanova. Willie will take the stage Thursday night at 9:45 p.m. and Marty is all about Friday at 10 p.m. Also, Dr. Nat and Rio Ritmo will be playing on Saturday with special guests Rosana Peixote and Alsha Kahlil (Sweet Honey on the Rock.) You don’t want to miss any of these gigs. I wonder if Casanova will sell weekend passes? Tickets: Thu, Fri $10; Sa $15 or $10 if you are a Taurus. For more info call 572-0220.

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Cinco de Mayo Madness Various dates and locations across the island

Hawaiian Music Kings Friday (May 2) 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC [MUSIC] The words “Hawaiian contemporary music” and the Brothers Cazimero are pretty much synonymous. These guys have been creating and performing together for over 30 years and have had a major hand in shaping the sounds of the islands. Their newest album, Some Call it Aloha, Don’t Tell, was nominated for a Grammy in 2004. With only two classical instruments—a stand up bass and a 12-string guitar—Robert and Roland have released 37 recordings and three DVDs that combine their majestic music with amazing visuals from Hawaiian culture. Their live shows always honor their heritage by incorporating hula and chants. Of course, it doesn’t hurt that they’ve got really friendly faces, with warm smiles and happy eyes that make the whole audience feel like family. Tickets: $40, $30, $10. 242-7469. [JA]

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[ C E L E B R AT I O N ] You should have seen the look on Maui Time Calendar Editor Jessica Armstrong’s face when I asked, “Cinco de Mayo— that’s on the fifth, right?” Sorry, but I’ve been too busy celebrating May Day to get into the whole Cinco de Mayo thing. But there are a whole lot of you who love it, so here’s the skinny: First, check out The Grid for tips on venues doing something special. Second, mark you calendar for Friday, May 2 from 10 p.m2 a.m. and then check out the Jammin De Mayo Fiesta 3, a pre-Cinco de Mayo celebration with go-go dancers, shake the culo and limbo contests hosted by The Big Hawaiian Kila Kila and Shaggy over at Hard Rock Café. And last but not least, make some time to head over to Fred’s, which I’ve heard has one of the biggest fiestas around. [SB]

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Harold and Kumar are back! The marijuana-fueled sequel Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay carries on the tradition of stoner buddy comedies, starting with Cheech and Chong, up to Bill and Ted (not drug users, but definitely dumb) and Wayne and Garth (whose drug use was presumably offcamera, as there is no way those guys were EVER sober). Whether you’re against smoking that five-leafed plant and hope it never becomes legal or you’ve just torn out this page and are using it as Mary Jane rolling paper, it can’t be denied that pot comedies can be funny, or, well, just dopey. This time, Harold and Kumar (played by the fearless John Cho and Kal Penn) are mistakenly accused of being terrorists, sent to America’s prison at Guatanamo Bay, make a daring escape and then become highly sought-after fugitives. Sorry to be a buzzkill, but the movie is sometimes uproariously

The clever fart-bomb saves the day!

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

★★★★★ Rated R/102 min.

funny, but also dumb and obvious. How vulgar is this movie? Within the first 30 minutes, every bodily fluid imaginable makes an onscreen appearance, one scene is set to a song entitled “My D**k”, and the profanity nudity and stupidity are almost non-stop. The movie does take the audience off-

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guard with a series of racial jokes that have unexpected punch lines: ethnic stereotypes are brought up, then ridiculed, in outlandishly inventive ways. The post9/11 jokes (involving racial profiling, airport hysteria, government paranoia and power abuse) would court bad taste if they weren’t so funny and cleverly satirical. Neil Patrick Harris, playing a twisted version of himself, stole the first movie and does the same here. His scenes are a riot and his speech about how he lost “Taronda,” the love of his life, provides one of the biggest laughs in the movie. But for every joke that kills, like a bizarre nod to “The Goonies” or when Harold and Kumar meet real terrorists in prison who hate America AND donuts, there are far more that are duds or funny merely in theory. It comes close to being a guilty pleasure, but if you want that, Forgetting Sarah Marshall is a far funnier and better comedy and it’s still playing. MTW

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MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema LOVE SONGS - Unrated - Art, Foreign French cinema at it’s best: musicals and menage-a-trois. A Parisian couple invites a third party into the bedroom to spice up their love life and, of course, things go wrong and hears get broken. 100 min.

New This Week IRON MAN - PG13 - Action - A Marvel’s comic adventure adaptation about a wealthy weapon maker whose trying to stop the evildoers who use his guns to hurt people. Wait, weapons can kill? Why didn’t someone tell him that BEFORE he designed the world’s most destructive toys. 92 min. LOVE AND HONOR - PG13 - Art, Foreign - In this third and final installment of Yoji Yamada’s samurai trilogy a blind, low rank samurai has to go into battle when a superior officer sexually harasses his wife. Damn honor. 121 min. MADE OF HONOR - PG13 - Comedy Patrick Dempsey lines up with the ladies on the bride’s side in his best friends wedding, but when he realizes he’s head over high heels for the girl he tries to find a way to win her over without looking like a total schmuck. 101 min.

Now Showing 10,000 B.C. - PG13 - Action - A young caveman hunter starts a makeshift army to battle the evil warlords that kidnapped his girlfriend and wanders through unexplored deserts, mountains and jungles, discovering landscapes and people he never new existed. And then there’s the agro saber tooth tigers and jungle beasts along the way. 109 min 21 - PG13 - Drama - Based on the true story of six gifted M.I.T. students who formed a group and took Vegas for millions by counting cards, plus some dramatic moments where they get the snot beat out of them by tough enforcer-thugs. I didn’t know M.I.T. kids were so hot! 122 min.

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THE FORBIDDEN KINGDOM - PG13 - Action - Kung fu kings Jackie Chan and Jet Li team up for the first time in this adventure based on the ancient Chinese legend of the Monkey King and a young American martial arts enthusiast who finds a relic weapon at a pawn shop. 113 min.

Castle Theater, 572-3456 Love Songs - Unrated - W only 5, 7:30

Front Street Theater 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue), 21 - PG13 - Th only 3:45, 6:30, 9:15 Baby Mama - PG13 - Th 4:15, 7, 9:30. F, M-W 4:15, 6:45, 9:30. Sa-Su 1:15, 4:15, 6:45, 9:30 The Forbidden Kingdom - PG13 - Th-F, M-W 3:30, 6:30, 9:10. Sa-Su 1, 3:30, 6:30, 9:10 Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay - R - Th 4, 6:45, 9:15. F, M-W 3:45, 6:30, 9:15. Sa-Su 1:15, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15 Iron Man - PG13 - F, M-W 4, 7, 10. Sa-Su 1, 4, 7, 10

HAROLD AND KUMAR ESCAPE FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - R - Comedy - Notorious stoners Harold and Kumar get caught smuggling a bong onto an airport (on their way to get completely ripped in Amsterdam) and land themselves in a very grim situation in the worlds most notorious prison, and somehow it’s still really funny. 102 min.

LEATHERHEADS - PG13 - Comedy - George Clooney plays a coach and former football star who signs a college baller and famous war hero to save his struggling team during the dawn of professional football. Renee Zellweger plays a witty journalist who’s digging up dirt on the golden boy player while fending off Clooney’s romantic advances. 113 min.

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I bet that suit wears like iron. STREET KINGS - R - Drama - A L.A. police detective played by Keanu Reeves gets downright unlawful in his ruthless, bloody hunt for the punks that killed his partner during a convenience store robbery. 107 min. SUPERHERO MOVIE - PG13 - Comedy - The title pretty much says it all, but I’ll sum it up for you anyway. Rick, a complete nerd, gets bitten by an insect and becomes a clumsy but popular superhero called “The Dragonfly” who has to battle weird villains and save the world, all in ridiculously tight green strechpants. 85 min.

NIM’S ISLAND - PG - Fantasy - Nim lives (metaphorically) on a unusually beautiful (and imaginary) island with her father and a group of animal friends in a world she’s created from her favorite fairy tale series. When her father disappears on the wide open ocean Nim turns to Alex, a fictional character, and Alexandra, the obsessivecompulsive namesake author, for help. 95 min. PROM NIGHT - PG13 - Horror - Most girls worry about wardrobe malfunctions and fending off horny teenage boys on their prom night, but Donna gets to worry about a deranged serial killer and running for her life. That’s going to be very difficult to do in high heels. 88 min.

88 MINUTES - R - Thriller - Al Pacino plays an FBI forensic psychiatrist who gets a call from some psycho saying heís going to die in 88 minutes, spurring him to try really fast to find the dude. Ironic twistóthough called 88 Minutes, the movie is actually 108 minutes long. Isnít Hollywood amazing? (Anthony Pignataro)

SHINE A LIGHT - PG13 - Documentary - Mick Jagger and Keith Richards play themselves in this rocking, critically acclaimed Martin Scorsese documentary on two Rolling Stones in 2006. 122 min. (AP)

BABY MAMA - PG13 - Comedy - Leading ladies of Saturday Night Live Tina Fey and Amy Poehler team up to make a movie (and apparently a baby) in this silly little flic about surrogate motherhood. 89 min.

SMART PEOPLE - R - Comedy - A stuffy, self absorbed literature professor (played by Dennis Quaid) falls for his over-educated ex-student (Sarah Jessica Parker) and has to figure out how not to be such a knob so she’ll fall for him. 93 min

DECEPTION - R - Drama - Johnathon McQuarry is bored to death with his job as an auditor before he meets a charismatic lawyer who introduces him to an underground world of sexually liberated temptresses. The plot thickens when he falls for one of them right before she mysteriously disappears. 108 min.

Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 8754910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), 10,000 B.C. - PG13 - Th only 7 Baby Mama - PG13 - Th, Su-W 12:30, 2:50, 5:05, 7:20. F-Sa 12:30, 2:50, 5:05, 7:20, 9:40 Deception - R - Th, Su-W 12:20, 2:45, 5:15, 7:40. F-Sa 12:20, 2:45, 5:15, 7:40, 10:05 Drillbit Taylor - PG13 - Th only 12:25, 2:35, 4:45 Love and Honor - PG13 - F-Sa 12, 2:35, 5:10, 7:45, 10:20. Su 12, 2:35, 5:10, 7:45 Prom Night - PG13 - Th, Su-W 12, 2:05, 4:10, 6:15, 8:20. F-Sa 12, 2:05, 4:10, 6:15, 8:20, 10:25 Street Kings - R - Th, Su-W 12:15, 2:40, 5:10, 7:35. F-Sa 12:15, 2:40, 5:10, 7:35, 10 Superhero Movie - PG13 - Th, Su-W 12:10, 2:10, 4:10, 6:10, 8:10. F-Sa 12:10, 2:10, 4:10, 6:10, 8:10, 10:10

Kukui Mall 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 ( Matinees: everyday until 4pm), 21 - PG13 - Th 2, 4:40, 7:20. F-Sa 6:45, 9:15. SuW 6:45 The Forbidden Kingdom - PG13 - Th 2:30, 5, 7:30. F-Sa 12:05, 2:35, 5:05, 7:35, 10:05. Su 12:05, 2:35, 5:05, 7:35. M-W 2:35, 5:05, 7:35 Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay - R - Th 2:20, 4:40, 7. F-Sa 12:05, 2:20, 4:40, 7:10, 9:30. Su 12:05, 2:20, 4:40, 7:10. M-W 2:20, 4:40, 7:10 Iron Man - PG13 - F-Sa 11:30, 2:15, 5, 7:45, 10:30. Su 11:30, 2:15, 5, 7:45. M-W 2, 4:45, 7:30 Nim’s Island - PG - Th 2:25, 4:35. F-Sa 12:15, 2:25. Su 12:15, 2:25. M-W 2:25 Smart People - R - Th 7. F-W 4:35

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DRILLBIT TAYLOR - PG13 - Comedy Owen Wilson plays a sharp-tongued bodyguard posing as a high school teacher to protect a bunch of wimpy high school kids from bullies. I don’t know what’s funnier, Wilson playing a man with brains or brawn. 102 min. EXPELLED: NO INTELLIGENCE ALLOWED - PG - Documentary - Ben Stein starts asking the questions that the Darwinian theory of evolution and natural selection fails to answer and discovers that proponents of intelligent design in the scientific world have been suppressed. 90 min.

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FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL - R Comedy - When poor sap Peter gets dumped by his television starlet girlfriend he flees to Oahu in search of sand, sun and distraction from his broken heart, but unfortunately, his ex beat him to the punch and is already at his resort with her new guy. Luckily the hottie, laid back front desk girl is willing to nurse his emotional wounds with cocktails and flirting. 112 min.

HORTON HEARS A WHO - G - Animation - Dr. Seuss is the man. I mean really, what an imagination! This rhyming delight is about an elephant named Horton who hears a tiny little voice crying for help from a passing speck of dust. Horton is determined to help the microscopic victim, to the great amusement of all his friends. 90 min

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Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm), 21 - PG13 - Th , M-W 3:30, 6:30, 9:30. F-Su 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30 88 Minutes - R - Daily 2:15, 4:50, 7:25, 9:55 Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed - PG - Th only 2:25, 4:55, 7:20, 9:45 The Forbidden Kingdom - PG13 - Th, M-W 1:55, 4:05, 4:35, 6:45, 7:15, 9:25. F-Su 1:25, 1:55, 4:05, 4:35, 6:45, 7:10, 9:25, 9:55 Forgetting Sarah Marshall - R - Th 1:50, 4:30, 7:10, 9:50. F-W 1:30, 4:10, 6:50, 9:30. Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay - R - Daily 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30 Horton Hears a Who - G - Th only 2:15, 4:25, 6:45, 9 Iron Man - PG13 - F-Sa 10:30, 11, 12, 1:15, 1:45, 3, 4:15, 4:45, 6:15, 7:15, 7:45, 9:15, 10:15, 10:45. Su 10:30, 11, 12, 1:15, 1:45, 3, 4:15, 4:45, 6:15, 7:15, 7:45, 9:15, 10:15. M-W 1:45, 3, 4:15, 4:45, 6:15, 7:15, 7:45, 9:15, 10:15 Leatherheads - PG13 - Th only 1:50, 4:30, 7:05, 9:45 Made of Honor - PG13 - F-Su 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10. F 2, 4:30, 7, 9:15. Sa-Su 11:45, 2, 4:30, 7, 9:15. M-W 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10 Nim’s Island - PG - Th, M-W 1:55, 2:20, 4:15, 4:40, 6:35, 7, 8:55, 9:20. F-Su 12:05, 1:55, 2:20, 4:15, 4:40, 6:35, 7, 8:55, 9:20 Shine a Light - PG13 - Th only 4, 6:50, 9:40

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658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day), Deception - R - Th-F, M-W1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. Sa-Su 11:45, 2, 4:30, 7, 9:15 Forgetting Sarah Marshall - R - Th-F, MW1:30, 4, 6:30, 9. Sa-Su 11:15, 1:30, 4, 6:30, 9 Made of Honor - PG13 - F, M-W 2, 4:30, 7, 9:15. Sa-Su 11:45, 2, 4:30, 7, 9:15 Nim’s Island - PG - Th only 2, 4:30, 7, 9:15

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ART&ENTERTAINMENT

BY JESSICA ARMSTRONG JESSICA@MAUITIME.COM

Touchy/Feely Café Marc Aurel invites people to paw art Each time the art changes at Café Marc Aurel in Wailuku the atmosphere transforms a little, too. As soon as I grow accustomed to the shocking, complicated and thought-provoking pieces of one exhibit, a new show arrives, jolting me awake when I wander in for a midmorning cup of coffee. There’s nothing serene, lovely or ordinary about the art on the walls at Marc Aurel. At least in the traditional sense, the majority of the exhibits there do not blend with Maui’s typical art scene. There are no paintings of humpback whales, peaceful Upcountry pastures or plein air seascapes. Café co-owner Adrianne Martinez’s desire to put her hands on the pieces of art that really move her inspired “Touchy/Feely,” the theme of this month’s group exhibit. It’s an eclectic collection of two and three-dimensional pieces centered on texture. Martinez has been dedicated to underground and experimental art on the island since 1999 when she opened and co-owned Wild Banana, an alternative art gallery in Wailuku that has since closed. She loves seeing local artists “thinking outside” and now curates the always edgy and unique shows at the café. “In the art world there’s a lot of com-

petition and egos, a lot of pretension,” she told me. “I’m trying to inside out the whole system. This is not Art Maui.”

Café Marc Aurel 28 N. Market St., Wailuku; 244-0852; Open daily 7-10 a.m. & 4-close; show runs through May 30.

Exhibits are open to anyone and everyone and are not juried. She doesn’t select or reject any particular piece of art; after she decides on a theme, the first 20 artists who submit their work get a place on the wall. Also, every piece of art on display must be for sale and priced $200 or less. One large installment by Jackie Goring—scattered pieces of red and black fuzzy fabric are placed in no identifiable pattern on a pink background—nearly covers an entire wall and commands attention from pretty much any part of the café. It seems to be the deconstructed pieces of a very unusual-looking skinned cat. The piece looks soft and repulsive at the same time. On the opposing wall several pieces hang on a background with painted hand-

prints. One titled “Distortion of a Contorted Heart” hangs heavily near the center and features pieces of a broken-down, rusted metal machine of some sort sitting on a bed of dirty sand. A sad love note printed on the back of a postcard is stuck into the sand. It looks cold and the whole thing left me a little uncomfortable and depressed. A few of the other pieces of art were less complex. “Scratch My Itch” has a pricklylooking, twisted, dirty wire brush and “You Are What You Eat” is a straightforward piece inviting the viewer to peek inside a toilet seat. I lifted the lid gingerly, pondering the nearest place to find soap and hot water to sanitize my hands, then laughed when I saw a reflection of myself looking more than a little scared. It’s not often that I can put my hands all over a piece of artwork without setting off alarms or seriously pissing off an artist, but Café Marc Aurel’s unique gallery space and Martinez’s unique vision have combined for a show that compels me to reach out and touch some very interesting art. MTW

(Left) Distortion of a Contorted Heart by: Thorne E. Abbott (Right) Do Not Touch by: Randy and Tim Mills and Francnye (Below) Rawr by: Jackie Goring

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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Jason Mraz - Thursday, May 1. See our Picks of the Week section. Tickets: $35, $30, $25. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Hard Rock Fiesta - Friday, May 2. See our Picks of the Week section. $10. 10 p.m. Hard Rock Cafe, Lahaina. 667-2578. Maui Classical Music Festival - Friday through Monday, May 2-5. Several internationally known musicians will be descending on Maui for a weekend full of Mozart, Bach and much more. Fri, May 2- Bold & Beautiful at Kihei Lutheran Church, 7:30 p.m.; Sat, May 3- Mostly Mozart at Makawao Union Church, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, May 4- Festival Favorites at Wailoa Church, Lahaina, 7:30 p.m.; Mon, May 5- Romantic Splendor at Keawala`i Congregational Curch, 7 p.m. Suggested donation: $20. Visit www.mauiclassicalmusicfestival.org for more info. 878-2312. The Brothers Cazimero - Friday, May 2. See our Picks of the Week section. Tickets: $40, $30,$10. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Fights and Fashion - Saturday, May 3. See our Picks of the Week section. Tickets: $30 in advance, $35 at the door, available at Ainokea. 6 p.m. War Memorial Stadium, Kahului. Tap Happy - Saturday, May 3. Tap dance and happiness go together like peanut butter and jelly. It’s really hard not to smile when the music is upbeat and the feet are tippity-tapping at a dizzying pace. I’ve never heard of a sad tap dance. This show will include performances by Max Ried, the Maui Academy of Performing Arts Tappers and Kula Underground. Tickets: $18, $15 seniors and keiki. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Taurus Dance Party - Saturday, May 3. Celebrate the month of the bulls with the tropical Latin dance dance music of Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo, Rosana Peixoto and special guest vocalist Aisha Kahlil of Sweet Honey in the Rock. $15, $10 for Taureans. 10 p.m. Casanova’s, Makawao. 572-0220. School Band Concert - Tuesday, May 6. Check out this performance by the budding musicians of Kalama Intermediate School. Free. 6:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

STAGE Calling All Readers - Want to read for Maui On Stage’s Bare Essential Theater? Roles are announced at monthly readings and scripts are given out in advance. Call Kristi. 244-8680 x23. Baldwin High Drama - Fri, Sat & Sun. The talented thespians at Baldwin High are performing Crimes of the Heart a dramatic play with a cast of six students about the troubles, hopes and dreams of three sisters from Missouri. Tickets: $10, $8 seniors, $6 students. Fri & Sat 7:30 p.m.; Sun 5 p.m. Baldwin High School, Loudon MiniTheater. 984-5656 x545.

TICKETS ON SALE MAPA Spring Extravaganza - Sat, May 10. The jazz, hip-hop and tap dancers of the Maui Academy for the Performing Arts have been working hard all year to put on this fun, high-energy show. Tickets: $14, $10. 7 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469. MAPA Ballet - Sun, May 11. The graceful dancers of the Maui Academy for the Performing Arts present Carmen and Don Quixote. Tickets: $14, $10. 3 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

BY JESSICA ARMSTRONG CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM

Boz Scaggs - Mon, May 12. Classic rock legend Scaggs began his musical career in high school buddy Steve Miller’s Band and went on to record multiple hit songs and records of his own throughout the 1970s and 80s. All that success hasn’t gone to his head, though, because he still tours and performs every summer. Tickets: $85, $75, $65, $55. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Cirque Dreams - Thu & Fri, May 15 & 16. Lush, tropical and exotic is the steamy setting for this incredible “Fantasy Jungle” adventure through a magical forest, complete with graceful aerialists, body-painted contortionists and unbelievable balancers. The feast-for-the-eyes continues with impeccable choreography, stunning costumes and lots of special effects. Tickets: $65-$25. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Comic Relief - Fri & Sat, May 16 & 17. The O`ahu funny man with a million melodies Frank Delima will be delighting Maui audiences with his hilarious parodies and comedy on current events, pop culture and improv. Tickets: $25. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Elmo! - Jun 27-29. OK, this is really exciting for kids of all ages. Many of us grew up learning letters, numbers and manners from our furry friends on Seasame Street, a tradition that’s stood the test of time with generation after generation of keiki. Now the gang is on it’s way to Maui with a Broadwayquality production! Elmo is coming! And he’s coming to put the superness back in Super Grover after he loses it somewhere along the way. Tickets: $33, $20, $10. On sale Mon, April 21. Fri, Jun 27, 7 p.m.; Sat, June 28, 10:30 a.m., 2 & 5:30 p.m.; Sun 4:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

EVENTS THURSDAY, MAY 01 May Day in Kapalua - Lei making and contest, music, refreshments and performances by the Kapalua Preschool and Maui Preparatory. 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Honolua Village Center. 665-3734. Lei Day - Learn to make a lei on May Day. Free. 10 a.m.-2 p.m., Maui Ocean Center, Maalaea, 2707000. Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Sugar cube, 11 a.m.; Dazzling daisies, 3 p.m.; Hawaiian quilt, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080. Come Out and Play - Elizabeth Ann Brandon, MA wants to make friends with your inner child using cognitive therapy, hypnosis and transactional analysis. Free. 12-3 p.m. Dragon’s Den, Makawao. 573-2424.

FRIDAY, MAY 02 Christmas in May - The holidays are coming early for Maui United Way, the beneficiary of MECO’s craft fair. Shop for quilts, jewelry cookbooks, jams, jellies and much more, or indulge in something delicious at the baked goods sale. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Maui Electric Auditorium, Kahului. 872-3216. Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Charm bracelet, 11 a.m.; Bouquet ring, 3 p.m.; Wire wrapping, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080. Biofeedback - Mary Higgins, QXC/SCIO practitioner, helps you energetically rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled world. Walk-ins only. Sliding scale pricing. 2-5 p.m. Dragon’s Den. 573-2424.

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 05/01

Friday 05/01

Saturday 05/03

Sunday 05/04

Monday 05/05– Wednesday 05/07

Mojomana No cover, 10pm

Angie Carr No cover, 10pm

A.D.D. Twins No cover, 10pm

Sisters Grimm No cover, 9pm

MON-Blu Sol, 9pm; TUE - Kahala & Indio of LAWA, 9pm; WED- Jazz Night, 9pm

Diggable All Stars No cover

First Friday w/ Thomas Murray; No cover

Haiku Hillbillies No cover

Beatles Sing Along $10

MON - Open Talent Night

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

Willie K $10, 9:30pm

Marty Dread $10, 10pm

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo $10, 10pm

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closed

due

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011

CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9668

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DJ Styles, DJ Jammin J & DJ Shaggy $10, 10pm to

fire

The Whale Shark No cover, 9pm

MON - Erin Smith; TUE - Luxury Cruise; WED - The Whale Shark, No cover, 9pm

Salsa $7, 10pm

COMPADRES Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

COOL CAT CAFE

Dave Carroll No cover, 9pm

Orin & Junior No cover, 9pm

Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB

Dave Carroll No cover, 9pm Off Tomorrow, No cover, 9pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

GIOVANI’S

Comedy Night 9 p.m

2291 Honoapiilani Hwy., 661-3160

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

Shakin’ Keiki - Come see little hula dancers in adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their ancestors. Free. 3:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900

Front St. 667-9216. First Friday in Wailuku - People seriously know how to party in Wailuku. Every month merchants, restaurants and entertainers get together for a big old block party and the festivities keep getting bigger and better. This month’s entertainment includes musical guests The Easy, Sabrina Barron, Ras Shaggai and the spoken word stylings of Sing Sing Laugh Laugh. Restaurants and shops will have special deals while Maui Circuit Court Judge

$10 at the door. 9 p.m.-1 a.m. The Studio Maui,

Mental Health Celebration - Join the Mental Health Association of Maui for it’s 16th annual dinner celebration, with a silent auction, music by Tony Krieg and Jud Cunningham and special guest Mayor Charmaine Tavares. Tickets: $60. Cafe O Lei, The Dunes at Maui Lani, Kahului. For more information call 242-6461.

Comedy Night - Laugh it up with guest

Root Down to Rise Up - DJ Kyle’s creating a soul sanctuary where you can get your booty shakin at this party featuring guest DJís every week, visual effects and art. Sounds scintillating.

Cinco De Mayo

BASH!

Monday Margarita

MADNESS

FREE

Taco Bar

HAPPY HOUR Everyday 3-6pm 50¢ Hot Wings $2 Bud Drafts $3 Well Drinks

MON - Marty Dread, $10, $5 Kama aina, 10 p.m.

Rhonda Loo shows off her artistic side at Gallery HA. 5-7:30 p.m. Market Street, Wailuku. 249-9710.

HAPPY HOUR 3-7 DANCING 10PM-CLOSE

EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT

Crunch Pups $5, 9pm

Cinco de Mayo w/ DJ Jammin J; $10, 10pm

Silky Ringo 9pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

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5/01 Thurs - Rampage 5/02 Fri - Erin Smith 5/03 Sat - The Short Bus Allstars 5/04 Sun - Ladies Night 5/05 Mon - Kanoa and Friends 5/05 Tues - Danny Murray Band 5/06 Wed - Wii Bowling Followed by the Crunch Pups

Haiku. 575-9390.

Dickenson Square • 180 Dickenson St. • Lahaina

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1913 S. Kihei Road. 808 891-8010

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Hula Classes - Hula Classes - Every Sat. Halau Kawaianuhealehua holds open hula classes for children, teen and adult wahines and kanes. 9 a.m. Maui Waena School.

comics every week. $6. 9 p.m. Giovani’s, Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Basic earring, 11 a.m.; Quick cluster, 3 p.m.; Silk knotting, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

Kaanapali. 661-3160.

SATURDAY, MAY 03 Swap Meet - I’ve always wanted to unearth some totally awesome treasure at a random flea market. This might be a good place to start. Admission: 50 cents. 7 a.m.-12 p.m. Pu`unene

Ave., Kahului. 877-3100.

May Day Mele - Celebrate May the traditional way with lots of fun cultural activities, a performance by the Kihei Charter School choir and lots of beautiful flowers. Free. 1-2 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 877-4325.

SUNDAY MAY 4th & MONDAY MAY 5th Come to Maui’s only Irish Cantina for 2 days of Cinco fun!

Drink Specials MexIrish Food Silky Ringo & Mexican Music DRINK Maggie O’ Rita’s EAT Irish Nachos “Celebrating 1 year of Independance”

661-7082

MON - Silky Ringo, TUE - Scott Baird; No cover, 9pm

875-9669

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei Kalama Village (across from Foodland)

DA KINECALENDAR Hula Show - Get a taste of Hawaiian history and culture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 877-8952.

p.m.; Basic earrings, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

Cinema Night - Cafe Mambo will be hosting an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21 and older crowd. Cafe Mambo, 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, HI, 96779. 579-8021.

Money Club - Meet up with this fun group to talk about investment issues. Free. 5:30 p.m. Manana Garage, Kahului. 579-9249.

SUNDAY, MAY 04 Tantra Temple Services - Embrace the spiritual essence of all faiths with tantra, an ancient highspiritual practice. Free. 10 a.m. 2138 Vineyard St., Wailuku. 244-4103. School Choir - Hear the star performers of Kamehameha’s Kapalama Elementary School choir. Free. 11 a.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 877-4325. Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Learn basic crimping methods, 11 a.m.; Wire wrapping: 2 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080. Hula Show - Get a taste of Hawaiian history and culture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 877-8952. Drum Cirlcle - Bring your drum and beat away with others in the community. Free. 4 p.m.-sunset. Kihei. 298-9022. Line Dancing - Practice your tush push ya’ll and come on down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons: 6:30 p.m.; Dancing: 7 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall.

MONDAY, MAY 05 Free Beading Classes - Learn new skills and be creative. Hawaiian quilt, 11 a.m.; Charm bracelet; 3

Women Helping Women - A support group for women affected by domestic violence. 6 p.m. Kihei, call for details. 242-0775. High Hopes Square Dance Club - A place for beginners to pick up some steps and seasoned square dancers to show off their moves. Free. 7 p.m. Hannibal Tavares Community Center, Pukalani. 572-0671.

TUESDAY, MAY 06 Toastmasters - Perfect your public speaking skills in this community club. 9 a.m., Kapalua Land Co. training center, 665-5485; 6 p.m., St. Theresa Church, Kihei, 298-3966. Heart Healthy - Maui Memorial Medical Center invites the public to get information and advice about taking care of their hearts. Free. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Makawao Hongwanji Mission. 243-3047. Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Bouquet ring, 11 a.m.; Sugar cube, 3 p.m.; Basic crimping, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080. Fundraiser Luau - Everyone loves a luau! Feast on local delicacies and enjoy the cultural music and dancing of the islands at this fundraiser for the American Cancer Society’s Relay for Life and Charity Walk, two Maui non-profit organizations. Tickets: $65, $30 kids age 6-12. 5 p.m. The Westin, Kaanapali. For reservations call 667-3254.

BY JESSICA ARMSTRONG CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Support the kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching their Polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids. 5:30 p.m. 669-6271. Al Anon/Alateen - 5:30 Congregational Church. 242-0296.

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Maui Quilt Guild - Meet other quilters in this monthly open meeting. 6 p.m. Hale Mahoalu Elima Community Center, Kahului. 572-1168. Work Day Celebration - A party with food and entertainment to celebrate the current and future volunteers of Community Work Day Program, who strive to keep Maui Nui clean and green. 6 p.m. Velma Santos Community Center, Wailuku. RSVP 877-2524. Maui Puerto Rican Association - This monthly meeting is open to the public. 7 p.m. Cameron Center, Wailuku. 579-8503.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 07 Ayurvedic Consultations - Margo P. Uma Gal, CAP., offers up wisdom on diet and lifestyle from over 20 years of experience as an Ayurvedic Practitioner. Walk-ins only. Free. 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Makawao. 572-2424. Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Quick cluster, 11 a.m.; Silk knotting, 3 p.m.; Basic earring, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080. Shakin’ Keiki - Come see little hula dancers in adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their ancestors. Free. 2:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900 Front St. 667-9216.

Farmer and Gardener Exchange - The Optimum Living Alliance hosts a local, organic gardener and farmer exchange, so bring your surplus down for trades followed by an organic, vegan living foods potluck. 4 p.m. Behind the Haiku Community Center. 573-1959. Soroptimists of Maui Meeting - Visitors are welcome at this meeting of business and professional women that’s dedicated to improving the lives of women and girls in our community. 4:30 p.m. Hale Mahaolu Elima Community Hall, Kahului. 264-1775. WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live island music, gallery receptions, artist appearances and more. . 6:30-8 p.m. 897-6770 x2.

Keiki Keiki Shots - Thu. (West Maui) Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walkin basis. Free. 9-11 a.m. Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center. 984-8260. Story Time - Thu. Keiki story time and crafts. Free. 10 a.m. Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana. 665-1114. Keiki Issues? - Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strong willed children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Hui Malama Learning Center. 289-5050. Keiki Shots - Fri. (Central Maui) Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walkin basis. Free. 12-3 p.m. Wailuku Health Center. 984-8260.

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 05/01

Friday 05/01

Versatile

Saturday 05/03

Sunday 05/04

HECOCKS 505 Front St, Lahaina - 661-8810

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Cheryl Rae No cover, 9pm

I’O JACQUES Vince Esquire

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

El Vato Loco No cover

Zone $5, 10pm

Shaka Rock w/ DJ Matt No cover, 10pm

MON - Da Hawaiians, 9pm

Jared & Dale No cover

MON - Jared, No cover; TUE - Da Hawaiians; No cover WED - Chico & Da Kine; No cover MON - Cheryl Rae, $5, 10pm; WED - DJ Boomshot , No cover, 10pm

Live Music No cover, 10pm

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Live Music No cover, 9:30pm

LAHAINA COOLERS Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

LIFE’S A BEACH

Rampage 10pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Sing Along with Uncle Wayne - Sat. Early childhood educator “Uncle Wayne” Watkins is bringing his guitar to get the keiki singing and dancing. Free. 10:30 a.m. Kihei Public Library. 875-6833. Yu-Gi-Oh - Sat. Little gamester get out your cards and get ready for a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament! Free. 3 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-4766. Premature Babies - Sat. Imua will hold a support group for parents of premature babies. Parent education, info and skills. 5:30 p.m., Imua Family Services Anuenue Room, 870-0115. 5:30 p.m. Anuenue Room. 870-0115. Yo Yo Workshop & Demo - Sun. Yo Yo’s are silent, so encourage your kids to learn how to use them and finally get some peace and quiet! Free. 45 p.m. Maui Toy Works. 661-5304. After-School Help - Mon-Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911. West Side Storytime - Every Tue & Sat. Lahaina’s newest bookseller is hosting keiki story time, so get them hooked on reading early. Tue., 10 a.m.; Sat., 11 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina. Keiki Chess Club - Wed. Learn to play chess with magician Niel Bruce, for keiki ages 8-12. Free. 2:30-4 p.m. Makawao Public Library. 573-8785.

LECTURE Go Raw! - Fri. Health coach Susan Douglas, B.A., will be teaching (men only, sorry ladies) about a nutritious and easy diet based on raw, whole foods. $6. 12:30 p.m. Kaunoa Senior Center, Sprecklesville. 270-7308. The Core Four - Tue. MEO Business Development Corp is offering a free introduction to a five-week course about everything you need to know to start or a business. 10 a.m. MEO Family Center, Wailuku. 249-2990 x241. Selling Seminar - Tue. Learn to sell your complicated project to skeptical executive management. Free. Noon. Maui Research & Technology Park, Pacific Disaster Center, Haleakala Training Room. RSVP 280-6262.

ENVIRONMENT Coastal Restoration - Fri. Habitat restoration at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m. Waihe`e. 244-5263. Extreme Makeover - Sat. Pitch in with SaveMakena.org to give Palauea Beach (White Rock) a little lift and tuck, because we can all use a

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Gina Martinelli No cover

MON - Live Music, No cover

Kenny Roberts No cover

KIMOS

WED - Local Boys, Jacob, Tony & Matteo; No cover, 10pm

DJ Music $10, 10pm

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

Way Back Machine No cover, 9pm

Sonny B No cover, 10pm

Howard Ahia No cover, 9pm

505 Front St., Lahaina - 661-8422

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Tom Cherry No cover, 9pm

Monday 05/05– Wednesday 05/07

Seamonster 10pm

MON - Kanoa and Friends, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups; 10pm

Off Tomorrow 10pm

little help looking our best. Your hard work will be rewarded with yummy pupus. 9-11 a.m. 357-3134.

10th Annual Maui Heart Walk - Sat. Get pumped to raise funds for lifesaving programs in

POETRY

Restore Honokowai Valley - Sat. Push up your sleeves and help uproot invasive species. 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Meet at North Sugar Cane Train Station, Kaanapali. 856-8341.

Maui with the American Heart Association. Walk

Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at

begins at 8 a.m., health fair begins at 9:30 a.m.

Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location,

Keopuolani Park, Wailuku. 244-7185.

call 665-1114.

Paddling for Breast Cancer Survivors -

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night

Save the Forest - Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove. Transportation is provided. Bring warm clothes, long pants and closed boots. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m., Harbor Shop, 300 Ma`alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m., Upcountry Tavares Community Center. RSVP 856-8341.

Mon & Wed. Get together with other survivors for

with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc

Walk Waihee - Mon. Take an educational guided tour of the Waihee Coastal Dunes. Free. 9 a.m. Call to register. 244-5263. Save Honolua - Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed development of Honolua Bay. 6:45 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center. 870-0052. Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get free info about marine life and answers to all those pesky questions that keep you up all night. The Pacific Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are definitely smarter than a fifth grader. The question is, are you?. 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea. 249-8811. Volunteer on Vacation - Mon-Sat. Get to know Maui better by volunteering time to one of many important environmental projects. Meet local experts and learn about the history and environment of the land and get a free t-shirt from the Pacific Whale Foundation! Various dates and times. 808-856-8341 for more info.

canoe paddling. Free. 6:45 a.m. Kihei Canoe Club.

243-2999.

Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852. Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your

Tai Chi - Mon & Fri. Get your Tai Chi in during your

original work, your favorite poem, or just come to

lunchbreak with Dr. Lorrin Pang. Free. noon-12:45

be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public

p.m. State Building Plaza, Wailuku. 984-8200.

Library, 662-3950.

Walk, Run, Train - Tue & Thu. Whether you’re a

Open Mind Open Mic - Every Mon. Open Mind

walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train

Open Mic with spoken word, poetry, comedy—

with. 5:30 p.m. Runner’s Paradise, Maui Mall.

whatever you have to say here’s your chance. Free.

877-5300.

6 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091.

Pool Hours - Daily. Pool Hours - Besides the fear

Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab

of contracting super-strain ukuís, I really enjoy a

hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and

good swim in a public pool. Sometimes the

others who want to be heard. Sessions are record-

thought of dealing with sand is just too much to

ed and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome.

bear. Kahului, Kihei, Lahaina, War Memorial, Pukalani, anthe Old and New Wailuku Pools: M-W,

Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com.

F, S 9 a.m-4 p.m.; Th 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m.; Sun 12-4:30

Poetry Reading - Every second Thu Maui Live

p.m. These hours can change due to events. To dou-

Poets Society hosts an open poetry reading on the

ble check you can call, 270-6135.

West side. Free. 6:30- 9 p.m. Lahaina, 661-0517

ART

TV/RADIO

Not Just Jewelry - Daily. An incredible and his-

The Restless Native Speaks - Every Mon.

torical collection of past and present jems by the

Maui Time Weekly’s own Starr Begley talks

faculty and students of the jewelry department at

story on the Ed and Greg show. 10 a.m., WILD

the Hui. M-Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Hui No`eau Visual

105.5 FM .

Arts Center, Makawao. 572-6560.

Filipino Language - Mon-Fri. Fred Duldulao, Leo

Building supplies - Wed-Sat. 9-4. Spring cleaning: Donate new and nearly new building materials or purchase them at reduced prices. Volunteers needed to stock, display and price merchandise. Reduce the amount of usable building materials going into the landfill. 9:00 a.m. -4:00 p.m. 399 N. Market St, Wailuku. 986-8050.

Perceptions of Dreams - Daily. A dream-

Agcolicol, Rey Patao and Maggie Evangelista host a

themed show with paintings by Janet Davis and sculptures by Tim Garcia. M-Sa 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su

Filipino language talk show. 4-6 a.m.; 7-10 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

11 a.m.-5 p.m. Viewpoints Gallery, Makawao.

Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take

572-5979. Touchy-Feely - Daily. A group exhibit of artwork

calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

that makes your fingers tingle! 7-10 a.m. & 4-late.

Great American Cleanup - Got a little time to volunteer? Help Community Work Day, a Maui nonprofit organization, keep the island environment beautiful. Call for details. Various times. Island wide locations. 877-2524.

Mind Body Spirit - Every Mon from 6:30-9:30

Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku. 244-0852.

p.m., Tue from 11 a.m.-2 p.m., and Thu at noon. Liah

SPORTS Badminton Nights - Thu. Get your birdie on with a group of badminton enthusiasts every Thursday. Free. 6-9 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center Gym. 661-4685.

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Art Night - Stroll through dozens of art galleries

Howard, psychic and guests. KAOI 1110 AM.

in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured

Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk

artists-in-action and refreshments. Free. 6:30 p.m.

Lahaina. 661-6284.

show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787.

Art Bistro - Mon. Local artists display their

Words of Peace - Every Wed-Thu. Prem Rawat

wares, from photography and painting to jewelry

broadcasts messages of world and inner peace.

and sculptures. Live music, too. 5-10pm. Jacques

Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9

Northshore Bistro, 120 Hana Hwy. Paia. 808-

p.m.; Thu, 8 a.m. Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 800-558-0940.

269-0961.

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 05/01

Friday 05/02

LONGHI’S 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Sunday 05/04

Monday 05/05– Wednesday 05/07

Crazy Fingers 9:30pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S

Saturday 05/03

The Willy’s & DJ Shaggy No cover, 9pm

Neto Latin Salsa No cover, 9pm

All Access & DJ Shaggy $10, 10pm

MON - Na Hoku, Crazy Fingers, All Access, WED Karaoke, 9pm

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WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm

4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana - 669-3474

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

ADD Twins No cover, 9pm

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

Hazmatt No cover, 10pm

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

MON - Cowboy Chris;TUE - I-Chalice; WED - Open Mic

Luke 808 $5, 10pm

DJ Nutmeg $5, 10pm

Teomon & B.U.B.Z. $7, 10pm

DJ Astro Raph of the ADD Twins; No cover, 10pm

WED - DJ Nutmeg, No cover, 10pm

DJ Jay P $5, 10pm

DJ Jay p $5, 10pm

DJ Nutmeg $5, 10pm

Kanoa of Gomega No cover, 10pm

MON - DJ Blast, 10pm; TUE - DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm; WED - ADD Twins, No cover, 10pm

DJ Shark in da Water, No cover, 9:30pm

MON - Karaoke, 9:30pm; TUE - The New Project, No cover, 10pm; WED - DJ Del Sol, No cover, 10pm

1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414

OYSTER BAR 744 Front St., Lahaina - 661-9090

Soft Touch No cover, 9pm

PACIFIC’O 505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

DJ Kyle Sanchez No cover, 10pm

Freaky Friday w/ DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm

Hyatt Regency, Ka`anapali - 667-4727

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

Bozo the Train No cover, 9pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

Vince Esquire No cover, 9pm

Butcher Brothers $3, 9pm

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

TIP-UPS TAVERN

DJ Kyle No cover, 10pm DJ Blast, $15, 9:30pm

SPATS TRATTORIA SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

MON - Gypsy Pacific; TUE - Randall Rospond & Tom Conway; WED - Steve Sargenti

Wee D’ono No cover, 10pm

OCEANS BEACH & GRILL

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

TUE DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ T-Money, No cover, 9pm

Blue Gecko No cover, 9pm

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF

DJ T-Money No cover, 9pm

Soul Concepts No cover, 10pm

Ryan Robinson Band No cover, 10pm

Ohana Groove No cover, 10pm

Conversations with Friends - Every Thu.

On the Upside with Teri - Every Fri. Political and

Mary Omwake and James Jacobson interview

public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence.

New Thought leaders. 11 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and

12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800. Uncle Charlie’s Corner - Sat. Kahu Charles Kauluwehi Maxwell, Sr. talks story. 6-10 a.m.,

KNUI 900 AM. Free Zone/ Zona Libre - Every other Sat. A

explores how we can learn from Maui's past to cre-

multi-lingual, multi-cultural radio program featuring

ate a better future. 7 a.m. KAOI, 1110 AM.

world music, fresh thought, live interviews with

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local and international artists and NO commercial breaks. 6-10 a.m. Mana’o Radio 91.5 FM. Maui Matters - Sat-Sun. Pacific Radio Group News Director Wendy Osher discusses local issues. 1-2 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Spanish Language - Sat-Sun. Carlos David Hernandez discusses news and plays music in Spanish. 2-4 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Japanese Language - Sun. Yumi’s long-running Japanese language show. 7-8:30 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

SMALL MARGARITAS $4! DOS EQUIS BOTTLES $4.50 BUD & BUD LIGHT 14OZ $4 1800 REPOSADA $4.75 • MARG $5.25 HERRADURA SILVER $4.75 • MARG $5.75 HORNITOS REPOSADA $4.75 • MARG $5.75 2511 S. KIHEI RD., KIHEI • 891-8600

Save Honolua - Every Wed at 8 p.m and Thu at 7:30 a.m., AKAKU Channel 53.

KARAOKE Isana Restaurant - Daily, 9 p.m. 515 S. Kihei

Rd., Kihei, 874-1811. Kobe Japanese Steakhouse - Fri-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. Lulu’s - Wed, 7 p.m., 1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944.

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MAY 01, 2008

DA KINECALENDAR

BY JESSICA ARMSTRONG CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM

Sansei - Thu-Fri, 10 p.m., 600 Office Road, Kapalua, 669-6286; Thu-Sat, 10 p.m. Kihei Town Center, 879-0004.

Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri, deAquino Bradaz. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Tiffany’s - Daily, 9:30 p.m., 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-0052.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building J, 661-4495.

Unisan - Thu-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

DINNER MUSIC

Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne & Pro Ed; Sat, Mark & Mike. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., 667-7758. Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.

WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Sun, Greg DiPiazza; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troupe; Thu, Sat, Sun, Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Live music. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Erin Smith; Fri, Sat, Dave Carroll; Sun, Wed, Whale Sharks; Mon, Mickie Moore; Tue, Jazz; . all sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat Ernest Pua’a; Sun,Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Derrick Sebastian; Mon,“Derrick & Josh”; Tue, Roy & Friends; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Parkway, Building P, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787.

Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Sea House Restaurant - Early sets in the Sea Breeze Terrace: Thu & Fri, Brian Haia; Sa-Su, Lui Williams; Mon-Wen, Coelho Morrison. All sets 3:30-5 p.m. Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincade Basques; Fri, Kincade Basques; Sat, Coelho Morrison; Sun, Andrew Jauba; Mon & Tue Kincade Basques; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.

Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Rd., Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444.

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Sun, Mon, Brittany; Wed, Sat, Merv Oana Thu; Fri Margie; Tue Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Ramen & Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6284.

Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6:15 p.m. , Sat Tarvin Makai 6:15 p.m.1237 L. Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774. Café Marc Aurel - Tue, Live Music; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-0852. Main Street Bistro - Th-Fri, Rhythm & Blues with Freedom. 5-7:30 p.m.. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816.

SOUTH MAUI

Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

Longhi’s - Sat, acustic music. 10:30-11 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883

UPCOUNTRY MAUI

Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.

Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys; Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. Sat, Live music. All sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.

Moose McGillycuddy’s, Kihei - Fri, Erin Smith; Sat, Anuhea; All sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600. Mulligan’s on the Blue - Fri, Joyce & Gord, 5:30-8 p.m.; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers; Mon, Gypsy Pacific; 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed,

Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Tue, Green Room Blue; Wed, Eddie Float; Sat, Joshua. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 137 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe & Bakery - Wed, Benoit Jazzworks; Thu Mark Johnstone, Fri, Classic Hawaiian with Jocelyn, all sets 6:30-8:30. Sat, Live jazz music with Mark Johnstone & Friends, 12:30 2:30 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly. ■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, 875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music. Humuhumunukunukuapua`a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100 Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music. ■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth. Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends. ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922

RESORT SHOWS

Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m.

WEST MAUI

■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 Wailea Alanui, 879-4900

■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka`anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua`a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m.

Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, Mele `Ohana Duo. Tue, Thu Ron Kuala’au; Sun-Thu sets 69 p.m.; Fri, Sat sets 6-10 p.m. Sun, Mele `Ohana Duo, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Mon, Wed, Fri, Hula performance, 6-6:45 p.m.

■ KA`ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0011

EAST MAUI

Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211

Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m. ■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500

Paniolo Lounge - Thu-Sun, Live music. 6:309:30 p.m. Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing. 7:30-8:15 p.m.

Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Kekaà Dr., Kaànapali, 661-3611 Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m. ■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Kaànapali Pkwy, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets. Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

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COCONUT WIRELESS THE WEEK IN REVIEW

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THAN EVER! Check it out on page 9!

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) For some people, the best part of sex is the intimacy that can follow the act. Barriers go down (if only temporarily), and they can enjoy each other in ways that aren’t possible at any other time. This is the kind of openness you should strive for this week, especially when dealing with someone important to you with whom you haven’t always seen eye-to-eye. I’m not saying you should hop into bed with them (although that may be an option); luckily there are other ways to arrive at that place of mutual vulnerability. Perhaps explore one of those?

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) When did time become a tigress, stalking you in the tall grass and suddenly pouncing on you? With events sneaking up on you and making you feel as helpless and unprepared as a baby rabbit in the grip of a big cat, you might just do what the bunny would do—freeze up and wait for it to be over. However, I hope you can keep your cool. Even though it may not feel like it, there’s still time to react effectively. Do something, anything you can think of. It’s got to be better than just rolling over and waiting for the end.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Honestly, just relax. I know you’re used to stressing, and you feel like unless you’re really proactive, everything you’re working on will go off the rails or simply not happen. This week’s likely to mess with your instincts, though, because it’ll only take about 10% of the effort you’re used to putting into these things to keep everything on track. So just chill out, inside and outside your head! Pretend you’re a stoned Pisces or something. This week, consider yourself more or less free of Murphy’s Law; Murphy is on vacation and only phoning it in.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) I have no real problem with your idiosyncratic form of elitism; it’s your choice, after all, who you hang out with and who you don’t. You know already that sometimes it means you miss out on someone who could be great but doesn’t make a good enough impression to pass your screening process. You’re fine with that. This week, however, the situation you’re in makes snobbiness a big no-no—not just because you’d lose the opportunity to get to know someone awesome, but because people are likely to be snobby right back. Be open, and openness is what you’ll get. Shun, and prepare to be shunned in return.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Who cares what kind of grunge is lurking behind your fridge or under the stove? Those are places no one is ever likely to see unless they actually move these huge, heavy appliances. Well, you do, I know. There’s no changing the fact that you’re concerned with things that don’t concern most people. That doesn’t matter—you’re allowed to take an interest in whatever you want. Your problem: you have to get at least one or two other people fired up about stuff they really don’t care about. You need them to (at least metaphorically) help you move the fridge and stove, to clean up behind and under them. Is it a problem that’s really worth solving? Only you can decide that. However, should you put your mind to finding a solution this week, I’m sure you will.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Make yourself scarce. I rarely answer my phone so when I bother to log into my IM account, I’m suddenly deluged with friends who will jump at the chance to say hi and check in, in real time rather than via phone texts or emails. Too much saturation makes people take you for granted. Make them a little hungry for the delight and wonder that is you. And if you don’t believe you’re delightful and wonderful enough to have people missing you and seeking you out, wherever you are, I’d spend this time alone figuring out why.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Move in, already. Months into this thing you’re still living out of boxes. The walls are bare of decoration and you’re digging through a backpack for the day’s wardrobe. You still haven’t made yourself at home. You haven’t let yourself get used to this new situation. What’s it going to take for you to unpack your stuff, hang up some art, and really start living in this moment? I’d spend this week figuring that out, because otherwise you could continue as you have indefinitely. Move in or move out. Living in Limbo is just a waste of time.

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Buried bodies have a way of coming back to haunt you. Some of your past mistakes are still out there, and you never know when one might pop up and make you feel like shit, all over again. That’s a strong possibility in the next couple of weeks. Don’t worry too much about the imminent return of the zombie problem that just won’t die, though. It’s an opportunity, not something to dread. This time, rather than trying to bury it or outrun it, try a different strategy—bring it back to full life. If you can get this particular zombie back to a place where he can digest regular fruits and veggies again, your brain can finally be taken off the menu.

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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) You may feel like you’ve been swimming against the current a lot in many of your recent endeavors, or that you simply have to work quite hard just to keep all the pieces working together properly. That may change this week—for a few days. Soon new forces will kick in to create a whole new batch of problems for you to solve, but before then you should have the better part of a week for very smooth sailing. Use that time wisely! If you’re lucky and efficient, you should be able to make amazing progress, so if you trip and fall later, and have to crawl to the finish line, it won’t be quite so far to go.

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Don’t get settled into your ways. Sure, your ways work just fine. They’ve gotten you this far. But they’re hardly ideal. In fact, the habits you’ve developed are quite average, and a far cry from exercising your full potential. Explore new options. There are ways to maximize your effectiveness and success; you just need to figure out what they are. Luckily, this week is a good one to do exactly that—as long as you can avoid doing things the way you’re familiar with. Sure, they’ll work as they always have. But they’ll also keep you from discovering your true capabilities. You want to do that, right?

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) We’ve already established that the barriers between your tender psyche and the world are incredibly porous. What you may not know is that the permeability is two-way. What you think you’re hiding about how you’re really feeling is at times painfully obvious to the rest of us. This may be disheartening, but you should know: we can read you as easily as you can read us. This is why just expressing what you’re feeling in an honest and forthright manner is pretty much the only way to go, especially during weeks like this one, when the veil between you and us is even thinner than usual. We can see what’s going on anyway—you admitting to it and expressing it instead of pretending it’s not happening will help us actually get somewhere.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) There are certain signals that only you respond to. My dog will lie here and seemingly ignore all sorts of sounds, but another dog barking in the distance will have him listening intently, and the wail of a fire engine will make him howl. Other people have no clue what you’re picking up on, and they may regard you strangely if you respond to things they’ve tuned out. This isn’t usually a problem, and it won’t be this week—as long as you explain yourself. People are curious about what makes you tick; don’t leave them in the dark, as that will only alienate them. Clue them in. They’ll probably think you’re a freak—but they’ll also probably like that about you.

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While other little girls dream of birthday parties packed with ponies, hearts and princess tiaras, my daughter requested a pirate-theme–skulls and crossbones–for her seventh birthday bash. And I’m not talking “Pirates of the Caribbean,” either: just swashbucklers, planks and ships full of booty. Not that this bothers me. Part of me would like to think that this is a sign that she won’t grow to be a cheerleader or the president of the home-ec club. Not that those are bad things. Okay, yes they are. Usually my parents organize and throw her birthday bash down at the Country Club. But this year the hubby and I decided to organize the shindig ourselves. Initially, we went into it with brave faces and square shoulders. How bad could it be? We’d put a few dollars on the side here and there and in no time at all we’d have a great party. Actually, it took the help of friends, a large borrowed truck, lots of string pulling and a high interest loan, but it happened. The morning of her birthday, the hubby left before the crack of dawn with a truck full of party supplies, a wedge and a bucket of golf balls to cop a squat at Giggle Hill before anyone else could snag our pavilion. The kids and I woke up at around seven-ish and enjoyed a leisurely breakfast of Honey Smacks out on the lanai at the brand new patio set that the hubby had put together the night before. Then we headed out to the park. A few hours later, it was as bumpin’ as much as any kid party has a right to bump. The jumpy castle was a hit–positively ginormous, with a large area to bounce, a place to climb and a slide. No kids died or were seriously injured even when the generator pooped out. We had a homemade Slip n Slide (10 by 50 feet!). Again, nobody died, but I’m pretty sure that was luck. I went down it while a bunch of bikers from another party cheered me on and didn’t even lose my bikini bottoms in the process. My boss and his keiki were the greatest on the Slip n Slide. Just imagine a bigdaddy bowling ball and a little itty-bitty kid bowling pin and you’ll get the picture. It was classic! And, just because it was a perfect kind of day, who showed up at the park? None other than Chica’s and my high school crush. Sure, we had mixed feelings about it because we had wind blown hair, minimal makeup, husbands on our side and babies on our hip, but it gave us something to giggle about. It was especially gratifying when our husbands agreed that he was totally hot. They later tried to humiliate us by waving him down, but I’m pretty sure he didn’t notice. My favorite part of the day was when my dad–the most competitive person on the planet–coerced the church group next to us into a Tug of War challenge. Let me tell you something right now: there are some really big boys going to church on this island. Not at all bad looking, either. They accepted and we were pretty much doomed since our group consisted of parents and children while theirs consisted of healthy looking young people. We tried hard. But in the end, the power of God overcame Podagee-Power, even though we did have a quarter of the Maui High varsity football team from the mid-nineties on our team. The kids went back to bouncing on the castle while we adults went off to soothe our bruised egos with yet another Redondo’s hot dog and Pepsi. After everyone went home, I lay in the jumpy castle waiting for the breakdown people to come and haul it away and felt really super lucky. Lucky to have such great kids, a fantastic husband, awesome friends and hilarious family. And lucky to have the health and means to celebrate my daughter’s birthday in such a big, overboard way. Mostly though, I’m really lucky that the loan went through. Starr Begley hopes that she’s the only one that’s embarrassed by her column this week.

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