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VOLUME 12 • ISSUE 47
4 MAUI COUNTY A Tea Partier strikes back in Editor’s Inbox. Rob Report goes to a crafts fair and gets an earful. LC Watch won’t shut up about minor decoy stings. A pedestrian is cross in Eh Brah! A dead guy gets his legs chopped off in News of the Weird. Click of the Week has some sick fun with mug shots. Young Bros. faces competition and Moms get a shout-out in Coconut Wireless.
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Tired of being hassled by the cops, West Maui skateboarders are fighting to get a skate park built. Beau Ewan says they’ve been tripped up by red tape, but victory may be in sight.
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19 MUSIC SCENE Teen rockers The Cities Love You are high on talent but short on places to play.
20 FILM Barry Wurst II says Angels & Demons is an even bigger snooze fest than The Da Vinci Code.
21 Movie Listings
THIS WEEK’S QUESTION What’s scaring you today? Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com Pesticides Calendar Editor/Staff Writer: Kate Bradshaw (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com Giant zombie cockroaches Proofreader: Heather Nicholson Contributors: Jessica Armstrong, Caeriel Crestin, Lloyd Dangle, Beau Ewan, Doug Levin, Jared Libby, Greg Mebel, Rob Parsons, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower Refinancing my mortgage Art Director: Brittany Shaw (808) 281-8975 / brittany@mauitime.com Leftovers Graphic Designer: Kellee LaVars The IRS Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com The new Administration General Manager: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com The clock Administrative Executive: Judy Toba (808) 244-0777 / judy@mauitime.com I’ve got this strange rash... Administrative Assistant: Jennifer Brown Swine flu
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Kate rolls through the week’s top events, including a sustainable landscaping lecture and a big ocean bash.
Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com Answering staff box questions
24 Calendar Listings 26 Grid
29 BACK PAGES
Sign Language says it’s time to face your fears, Gemini.
30 Classifieds 31 Mind, Body, Spirit
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EDITOR’SINBOX OUT OF TUNE Your paper is all kinds of awesome. Something really bothers me though, about the title of your last cover article. “Strange Fruit” is best known as the title of a historically and emotionally profound song about African Americans hanging on nooses on trees. And while I’m concerned about GMOs, as an issue they just don’t compare to that. Maybe I’m oversensitive, but I prefer to assume that the title was chosen without knowledge of its origins. Thanks for listening. Weirded Out, posted at mauitime.com Ed. Note: The title was chosen with awareness of the song, but no intention to draw a direct correlation.
GET YOUR TAX STRAIGHT Whoever is responsible for the Coconut Wireless section of your paper obviously does not bother to go and check out anything firsthand! Had he done so, he would have been very surprised to see a large group of pleasant individuals—from both sides of the aisle, all age groups, and all economic levels—enjoying themselves immensely at the Tea Party in Kahului. You see, even though we are indeed fed up and angry at the pitiful condition of our country’s system of taxation (among other things), even though we fully intend to keep this movement alive and growing in the future, it is not solely the “fault” of one party or the other. It is the fault of “We the People”—and that includes every one of us. There are positive, sweeping changes on the horizon, friend. Take a little time to check out fairtax.org. And while you’re at it, go check out Neal Boortz’s great book, The FairTax Book. You may just decide to join us at our next Tea Party on July 4! It’s time to stop letting this government try the old “divide and
conquer” routine on us. We all need to start working together for the future of this great nation. Rhonda Glass, Kahului Ed. Note: Thanks for the note, Rhonda. As long as we’re on the subject: Readers looking for an independent analysis of the FairTax and which taxpayers it would benefit and burden can search the archives at the nonpartisan factcheck.org, which investigated the issue in May 2007.
WONDER BRAH Are the rumors true, that Maui Time is holding back a photo of Big Foot taken by Brad Pitt? Just Asking, posted at mauitime.com Ed. Note: This sarcastic post was the last in a series questioning why we didn’t run a photo of an alleged thief that was mentioned in Eh Brah! The discussion brought up a common misconception about Eh Brah!—namely, that we write the column. In fact, it’s an outlet for anonymous reader submissions. We sometimes remove incriminating details, but generally the information you see is all the information we have. We’re not in the business of picking sides with this piece, just presenting the eclectic, amusing, unsigned rants, raves (and occasional thank yous) that land in our inbox.
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Crafts fair attendees sound off on hot topics du jour he 36th annual Seabury Hall Crafts Fair was so much more than a recession buster. Still, hundreds of crafters and food vendors were more than pleased to see that when the going gets tough, Mauians shop and eat with the best of them. Thousands of people converged at the Olinda Road campus above Makawao town to attend the pre-Mother’s Day extravaganza, which has become the biggest and best of such yearly gather-
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The LC’s minor decoy program has been a frequent topic of this column, especially lately. As we’ve noted—and will continue to note as long as it’s true—every case considered by the Adjudication Board this year has stemmed from a minor decoy sting.
in my column. Indeed, the overtures began even before the gates opened at 9am, as a bagpipe and drums ensemble conjured up a misty rain to bless the day. “I know you usually write about environmental issues,” a friend remarked, “but I can tell you that mental health care issues are really being hit hard right now. Funding is evaporating. People are out on the street with nowhere to turn.” My friend is a social service/health care professional, on the front lines of one of
But at least the Maui County Department of Liquor Control has never solicited minor decoy participants on its blog (partly because it doesn’t have a blog, but still). That’s more than can be said for the department’s counterpart in Oregon (olccblog.blogspot.com), which posted an entry on March 6 that invites anyone between the ages of 17 and 20 who “look[s] their age” and has no criminal record to apply.
The 20-something son of a good friend asked me how I felt about President Obama—and I sensed there would be a follow-up question. The Unnatural. ings. An enormous amount of coordination and organization is required from school staff, parents, students and others. County and state planners might take note of such an ambitious, successful event and model their own project planning after the Seabury Hall “happening on the hill.” Below the Oskie Rice arena, site of the Fourth of July Rodeo, freshly mowed pastures once dusted with yellow fireweed flowers were filled with hundreds of cars, trucks and vans. A procession of people trekked into the school campus driveway, lined with tall, stately cypress trees. Pop-up tents dotted the walkways and green lawns, lending a festive, carnival atmosphere to the school grounds. With a panoramic view of the central Maui isthmus, it was easy enough to forget this is a learning institution. Seabury Hall’s welcoming surroundings stand in stark contrast to nearby King Kekaulike High School, whose stark, stiff architecture and layout feels more like a youth detention facility. have often attended the storied mid-May event over the years, just to take in the picturesque setting, live music and mingling. But this marked my first year as a crafts vendor, helping to display and sell my wife Heather’s jewelry and hand-painted Bali fabric doorways and home décor designs. I was ready to face the crowd, and also knew that at events such as this, I’m often approached by friends who have issues they’d like me to cover
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Maui’s neediest yet least talked-about sectors. I conceded that I’d like to learn more and that whatever I can do to help spread valuable information, I’m down with that. As the day unfolded and the crowds gathered, more people shared with me what topics were foremost in their minds. The son of a good friend noted 10 years had passed since he graduated from Seabury. He asked me how I felt about President Obama, and I sensed there would be a follow-up question. I expressed that I felt Obama’s performance to date was laudable, particularly given the state of disarray he inherited, and that he seems to be maintaining his sense of humor—always a good sign. Had I heard about the movie, The Obama Deception, asked the 20-something landscaper/gardener. I told him I’d look into it and get back to him. Turns out the film is the work of radio talk show host and native Texan Alex Jones. I learned that Jones has produced a number of documentaries, generally based on the premise of a New World Order or totalitarian government being behind various events, including 9/11. His latest film portrays Barack Obama as a puppet of the elite to carry out their agenda, and claims the Wall Street collapse was engineered in order to take over the country’s finances. The film’s Web site claims Obama is “in the process of transforming America into something that resembles Nazi Germany.” It states that the “Obama phenomenon is a hoax carefully crafted by the captains of the New World Order and that he is being pushed
as a savior in an attempt to con the American people into accepting global slavery.” Whew! Now, I like a conspiracy theory as much as the next person, especially when they turn out to be true (Hawaii Superferry as a testing ground for a military transport prototype, anyone?). But it seems that Jones is a few years too late in trying to accuse an American president of a ruse of such grand scope. Alex Jones has been labeled a conspiracy theorist, fear monger and a patriot, and has reportedly sympathized with the John Birch Society and David Koresh’s Branch Davidians. In my mind, documentary films and media talking heads are most valuable when they compel us to think, but are potentially dangerous when they attempt to do all the thinking for us. ight on cue after my research into Alex Jones, a friend sent the following email: Hi Gang, Well, here I am once more begging my friends to quit watching the propaganda networks like CNN and MSNBC, etc. and instead watch the only daily investigative
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Here’s the best line: “Participants will gain knowledge of law enforcement operations and the criminal justice system…and may find this experience useful in pursuing future career and personal goals.” What “personal goals” might be advanced by acting as a pawn in a small-time government entrapment scheme, the post doesn’t say. But it does offer minor decoys “high school and/or college credits.” Hey Billy, what classes are you taking this semester? Oh you know, geometry, English, biology, French and, uh…pretending to buy booze for the cops. To be fair, the rest of the blog looks somewhat informative, and it does a good job promoting the state’s bottle bill and recycling programs. In that sense, Maui’s liquor code enforcers could learn a thing or two from the OLCC.
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Here’s a multiple-choice quiz for anyone who drives through Wailuku. When you arrive at the large yellow sign on N. Market St. that indicates “pedestrian crossing” and see a pedestrian waiting to cross, do you: a) speed through obliviously; b) roll through slowly while glaring at the person for having the audacity to want to get from one sidewalk to the other; c) stop grudgingly halfway into the crosswalk and patronizingly wave the person across like you just did them a huge favor and expect a reward of some kind; or d) stop in the appropriate place, allow the person to cross and go about your day. If you answered “d,” congratulations: not only are you correct, but you’re in a very small, exclusive club.
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SUSPECT BEHAVIOR For 15 years, police in southern Germany have been futilely tracking a female “serial killer” whose DNA (but little other matching physical evidence) was found at 40 crime scenes, including six murders. Only in 2007 did they begin to consider alternative theories, and in March 2009, a state justice minister announced that the case had been solved: The DNA matched up in the tests because the cotton swabs used to collect it had been contaminated at the factory (but authorities still have not determined which female factory worker inadvertently supplied the DNA).
SELLING HIM SHORT A 2004 burial in Allendale, S.C., is just now being investigated after relatives learned that the deceased, a 6-
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ONLY IN THE MIDDLE EAST (1) In March, at a soccer match in Hilla, Iraq, between two local teams, as a player with the ball approached the goal to attempt a tying kick late in the game, an overenthusiastic spectator drew his gun and shot him dead. (2) In more hopeful news, authorities in Ramallah said that the March 24 bank robbery by armed gunmen who snatched the equivalent of $30,000 was pulled off by five Palestinians and an Israeli Jew, working together.
SPARE THE BB GUN… (1) An Oregon, Wis., man was arrested in February after his 9-year-old son wrote a school essay about the time his dad shot him in the buttocks with a BB gun because he was blocking his view of the TV set. (2) A 58-year-old man was arrested in Baltimore in February for allegedly stabbing his 19-year-old son after an argument over the son’s refusal to remove his hat during church service.
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A 16-year-old boy was arrested in Centerville, Utah, in April as he roamed a neighborhood at night trying to break into several cars. The last one he tried was the private vehicle of a sheriff’s deputy, who was still in it, in uniform and finishing a phone call after coming off his shift. After arresting the kid, the deputy reported that the boy had been so stunned when he saw the deputy inside the car that he immediately soiled his pants. Said the deputy, “You could smell him.” MTW
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The game is simple: you’re presented five mug shots and a crime (like drunk driving or indecent exposure), and tasked with matching the suspect and his or her alleged offense. Sometimes it’s obvious, other times surprising, but it’s always a fun, twisted time-waster. Note for the morally upstanding: The site, which pulls its pictures from open police records, discloses in fine print that the “criminals” presented haven’t necessarily been convicted of anything, so innocent people may have been harmed in the making of this Web site. –JS Find it at… picktheperp.com
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ROBREPORT ISSUES: continued from page 5 journalism show remaining in the U.S.; Amy Goodman’s DemocracyNow. Last Friday’s show was a real eye-opener; investigative reporter David Barstow just won a Pulitzer Prize two weeks ago for his expose of how the networks retained ex-military talking-heads who, firstly, were secretly working with the Pentagon to disseminate pro-war propaganda, but more importantly, are on the Boards of Directors of defense contractors who have a direct financial interest in selling the wars to the American public. But the most amazing thing is that this story, despite making page one of The New York Times, has been completely suppressed by all the networks, and Barstow’s interview here on DemocracyNow is his only on-air appearance so far. Here is the link (don’t forget to click on Real Video Stream to watch this in beautiful flawless streaming): democracynow.org/2009/5/8/pentagons_ pundits_ny_times_reporter_david While some would call this story a conspiracy theory, notice that my friend calls it “investigative journalism.” I have always held a place in my heart for real investigative journalism,
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a rare commodity, especially in Hawaii media. A Sunday Maui News story by Ilima Loomis that examined the county’s oversight in obtaining permits before bringing in heavy equipment to reshape North Kihei dunes fits that bill. From my years working with the county I am well aware that when any work is done on the beach or makai side of the road, phones start ringing. Sure enough, a Sierra Club member and Kihei condo owner called me on Sunday morning, shortly after I had read Loomis’s story. When two more e-mails came in soon after, I vowed I’d contact the county myself.
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list of times when local government has been criticized but failed to take corrective action would be longer than the chow fun line at the crafts fair. Given all the problems in the world today, even on an idyllic island in the middle of the Pacific, it’s understandable that
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Given all the problems in the world today, it’s understandable that people would be content to spend their Saturday afternoon cozying up to a large spicy cup of noodles. By midday Monday, Public Works Director Milton Arakawa had responded, assuring me that the dune reconfiguration project (ostensibly to keep sand from blowing onto South Kihei Road, but with the potential
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to worsen the problem) had stopped and that they would work with the Planning Department on a Special Management Area permit assessment. Chalk that small victory up to media’s ability to inform and the rarity of a government leader pausing to reassess a previous course of action.
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people would be content to spend their Saturday afternoon cozying up to a large spicy cup of noodles. The weekends also conjure thoughts of leisure activities such as baseball, and one
friend bemoaned his Dodger team’s loss of their star player, Manny Ramirez, to a failed drug test. Ramirez, one of the most feared hitters in the game and one of the most bizarre personalities, must sit out 50 games due to a human growth hormone masking-agent being found in his system. One could argue that sports serves as a microcosm of society and thus provides insights as to our mores and behaviors. Others might contend that Major League Baseball is really a diversion from the complicated world in which we live. By 4pm at the Seabury Hall Crafts Fair, rain had begun to fall, dampening the final hour of an otherwise fabulous day and sending shoppers and vendors scurrying for cover. Over at the music stage, the small crowd that remained was treated to the surprise musical talent of the day. Rachel Andrews, a Seabury junior, played guitar and sang an engaging hip-hop tune about peace, love and hope, exhibiting vocal range, technique and emotion surpassing many of the professionals that preceded her. As one of a handful who stopped to listen, I was amazed and uplifted. That fleeting moment was an apropos reminder that even with all the issues swirling around us on a daily basis, the future may yet be bright if we choose to share our gifts, talents and our hearts with others. MTW
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WEDNESDAY, MAY 6 As has been the tradition for the last couple weeks (if that’s long enough to establish a tradition), let’s begin by pulling a press release from my always-overflowing inbox. Today’s submission is from PETA, an organization I want to like but have never been able to fully get behind. (Their ridiculous attack against Maui ballplayer Shane Victorino over his love of SPAM was a prime example of why I appreciate PETA’s ideals but often roll my eyes at its tactics.) Anyway, this email blast, formatted as a letter to the editor, draws what can only be called a tenuous connection between the popular new Star Trek prequel and the many wonders of vegetarianism. The release is mostly harmless and silly, but here’s the line that puzzled me: “As usual, the new Star Trek movie will leave us with much to think about.” I don’t know about you, but the only thing the last few Star Trek movies left me thinking is: are they still making Star Trek movies?
THURSDAY, MAY 7 Wow, I just baited animal rights activists and Trekkies. And I thought my inbox was overflowing before…
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cut spending, but I’ve yet to hear anyone besides hardcore, guns-in-the-woods libertarians identify enough cuts to pull us into the black.) The hope seems to be that no one likes taxes, and since the GOP is out of both power and ideas, they can just whip up people’s anti-tax anger and leave the messy details to the Democrats (who, to be fair, aren’t paragons of good sense and consistency either). The latest example of this style-over-substance grandstanding: Yesterday, Gov. Lingle invited the Tea Partiers to a gathering on the steps of the Capitol, where she vetoed bills that would raise taxes on the state’s highest earners and would also bump up taxes on hotel rooms and the sale of real estate worth more than $2 million. According to an AP report, hundreds of folks showed up and cheered as the governor wielded her big red stamp. Apparently the fact that the Democrat-controlled legislature will quickly override the vetoes did nothing to dampen the mood. I understand the appeal of political theater, but I hope those who attended this public display of pretend power realize they were set pieces in a PR stunt aimed at boosting Lingle’s profile and greasing the wheels for a run at the United States Senate.
Here comes another inter-island ship storm. hawk their wares during the lull between Valentine’s Day and the fall/winter holiday marathon. That said, mothers are way cool and recognizing their importance is never a bad thing. To my own mom, my son’s mom (alternately known as my wife) and all the other mothers out there: thank you for all you do—and I hope you liked the card.
MONDAY, MAY 11 SATURDAY, MAY 9 So they released the list of the most common baby names of 2008, and Jacob was once again tops for boys (Emma for girls). I suppose I should be happy my parents gave me a popular moniker (and mostly I am), but what it means practically is that every time I pass a playground or schoolyard I hear adults calling to me, often in disapproving tones. The stats, which come from the Social Security Administration, found Barack moving steadily up the charts along with Miley while one of the new names to crack the top 1,000 was Kash, meaning Americans are still equally influenced by national politics and low-brow pop culture—and don’t know how to spell.
This week in governmental incompetence: According to multiple reports, the Department of Public Safety’s Big Island office inadvertently sent a list of former state inmates—complete with their Social Security numbers—to a man, printed on the back of his supervised release papers. (In an extra odd twist, one of the people on the list was the man’s cousin, who he didn’t know had been arrested.) Following an investigation by the Hawaii Tribune-Herald, the department blamed the incident on a cost-cutting policy wherein inter-office missives were sent using old documents. The man returned the papers and promised he didn’t make any other copies, while his cousin is considering a lawsuit. Recycling and frugality are all well and good, but stupid is stupid.
involving two shipping companies: Young Bros., which controls roughly half of all cargo service between the islands, and California-based Pasha Hawaii Transport Lines. Pasha currently bites off only about 10 percent of the market but is looking to expand, and the company has some heavyweights in its corner. According to a Pacific Business News report, as Pasha makes its case to the Public Utilities Commission, it’s gained the support of the U.S. Army, Gov. Lingle, state House Speaker Calvin Say and Maui’s own Rep. Joe Souki, who heads up the House Transportation Committee. Pasha’s pitch is that increased competition is a good thing. Young Bros. counters that while it’s legally required to service small harbors like Lanai and Molokai, Pasha would be free to target only large, profitable ports. Tough to know who to root for (my only strong hunch is that, when the winner emerges, it won’t be consumers), but this will certainly be a test of Young Bros.’ muscle. MTW
SUNDAY, MAY 10 It’s a truism that’s been worn to cliché: More than a genuine celebration of motherhood, Mother’s Day has devolved into a transparent excuse for greeting card companies and knick-knack manufacturers to
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“These sports are just— you go do it, and you’re doing it on your own, you don’t have to answer to anyone.” - Tony Hawk omewhere in downtown Lahaina, in between an ollie and a kick-flip, a young skater is on the lookout for the fuzz. He knows all too well that if the Maui County Police Department catches him skateboarding, he’ll be answering to them. The sport’s unofficial slogan is “skateboarding is not a crime.” But according to
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Maui County ordinance 10-52-150, the opposite is true. The ordinance states: “No person upon skateboards or similar devices shall go upon any roadway except while crossing such roadway within a crosswalk. When so crossing, such person shall be granted all of the rights and shall be subject to all the duties applicable to pedestrians.” However, skateboarding is also illegal on all sidewalks in Maui County business districts. Therefore, skateboarders in Lahaina are legally limited to skating the few decrepit sidewalks that exist in the hill-covered residential areas.
ble,” he adds. “I’ve even had my skateboards confiscated.” Most skateboard laws were written to protect public property from the wear and tear of skateboards grinding against asphalt. But many of today’s longboard models are designed to safely coast down roadways—not grind curbs—much like one of the hundreds of beach cruisers legally freewheeling down Front Street on any given day. Plus, many point out, in an age where every person must count each step of their carbon footprint, some Lahaina residents are riding their skateboards to work, only to be scolded for their conscientiousness. ot far from where that young criminal practices his tricks, or the gas-saving employee illegally rides to work, stands the place where both may have bought their paraphernalia: the Lahaina Skate Company. Donovan McNab, owner of the Lahaina skate shop (not the injury-prone quarterback of my ill-fated Philadelphia Eagles), has been advocating for nearly 10 years in the hopes of bringing a skate park to the West side. Victory is closer than ever—but the wheels could still fall off. “I really believe a skate park will be a valuable asset to our entire community, for both locals and tourists,” says McNab. “A skate park makes the community a better place to live and visit. And this side of the island generates the most tax revenue for the county, so shouldn’t we have a skate park also?” Councilmember Jo Anne Johnson, who has supported a skate park since the idea was first conceived, agrees with McNab.
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To make matters worse, the strictly enforced skateboarding ordinance is mandated with a set of stiff penalties. “I can’t speak for every officer involved in every incident, it’s really a case-by-case scenario, but skateboarders can be fined, cited and have their skateboard confiscated and submitted as evidence,” explains Lieutenant Wallace Tom, spokesman for the MPD. “It’s really up to the officer’s discretion.” One West side skater who asked that his name not be used says he is “constantly being harassed by the police.” He says he understands that it’s illegal, but that skateboarders have no place to go. “It’s strange, because I always feel like skateboarding keeps me out of trouble, but then I’m constantly getting into trou-
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“We must take care of the West Maui community needs, when our community is taking care of the needs of many other communities on Maui,” she says. “It is called capital reinvestment. Our kids deserve to have this park.” Johnson says building a skate park would provide kids with a positive recreational outlet, and offer a “bright spot in our dismal economic [times].” In 2006, Johnson pushed to have the county budget $100,000 to purchase plans from Gindline, a Seattle-based skate park design and construction company. From Kansas City to Israel, Grindline is renowned for building some of the world’s gnarliest skate parks, following a unique design protocol based on community input.
West side skaters and stakeholders agreed on a 15,000-square-foot design, complete with two bowls, a middle connector, a central green area and lights for night skating. The selected location sits immediately behind the Lahaina Aquatic Center. Once plans finally met approval, the county budgeted funds for construction of the park in 2009. Currently, construction of the park is caught up in the permitting process, and all earmarked funds must be used by the end of the fiscal year. “Once it gets built, this skate park is gonna be awesome, but it’s been a little bit slower than usual,” says Micah Shapiro, lead designer for Grindline, adding that the company understands “things move at island time.”
did.” Shinn says a lack of skate parks has forced kids in Hawaii to ride in public places and on private property, which has put an undeserved stigma on a widely popular sport. “Skateboarding is now in the same league as baseball and football in terms of participation numbers,” Shinn says. “Yet the keiki don’t have a safe and accessible place to enjoy the sport they have chosen.” One such keiki is the 10-year-old nephew of Pam English, director of the West Maui Taxpayers Association. English has been working closely with McNab in an effort to get the park funded and pushed through the permitting process before year’s end. “It can be
“This side of the island generates the most tax revenue for the county, so shouldn’t we have a skate park also?” - Councilmember Jo Anne Johnson
Lahaina Skate Company owner Donovan McNab chats with the next generation of riders. Island time or no, for McNab the skate park is long overdue. “I think it would be a sad sight to see the end of this year approach and go by and not see a skate park built for West Maui,” he says. “These kids over here deserve it, need it and have worked tirelessly for it.” aui County and the state as a whole have long failed to recognize the benefits of recreational skateboarding. “Skateboarding has a long history in Hawaii, longer than in most places,” says Scott Shinn, Director of the advocacy group Parents for Skateparks. “Yet Hawaii never responded to the skateboarding boom in the ’70s with skate parks like California and Florida
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tedious,” she says. Despite having to weave through a labyrinthine network of boards, agencies and committees, each with its own unique, sometimes contradictory demands, English remains cautiously optimistic. “I’m really hoping that we can break ground on this before the fourth quarter of 2009” she says. English recently wrote and received a $450,000 grant from the National Park Service in order to pay for the necessary permitting, landscaping and lighting costs not allocated in the county’s budget. Both Enlgish and McNab say continued public support is needed. If all goes well, that fake criminal riding fakie down the street might have a place to enjoy his sport in peace. MTW
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The mai-tai may be emblematic of South Shore Tiki Lounge (and other drinkeries of the tropic-themed ilk), but the Lounge is by no means a onetrick pony, and sets itself apart from other, generic establishments whose décor is heavy on the bamboo. Modified earlier this year, the menu gives diners a surprisingly diverse array of options, including the addition of daily specials. Co-owner Mikhail Tassi (who, along with his wife Alma, took over the place in December 2008) says it’s bar food, but not quite. While Tiki maintains an arsenal of colorful beverages—mai-tais and margaritas are only the beginning— the Tassis strive to make conscious choices when it comes to the environment and the local economy. If laminated paper could think and act, Tiki’s would do so globally and locally (respectively). “I try to get every-
thing I can locally,” Tassi says. “It’s just the smart thing to do.” Tiki gets much of its produce from a Kula farm. Local fishermen provide the eatery with fresh seafood. The meat comes from Maui Cattle Co. Even the baked goods—hamburger buns and such—come from a local source. The Maui Local Company, which, Alma tells me, features a Maui Cattle Company Burger, Kula greens salad and a Maui Brewing Company beer, is the epitome of this. An added bonus, Mikhail says, is that local growers are often easier to work with—the actual growers know Photos: owner Mikhail Tassi and margherita pizza; beach nachos; triangle shrimp skewer. you, and they’re stoked Including vegan options and going but that it’s good to provide iceberg letthat you’re using their stuff, he says. local aren’t the only ways this establishtuce-weary vegetarians and vegans (like The menu is convincing evidence that a ment’s proprietors demonstrate that myself) with options. And we appreciate restaurant can use local ingredients and they’ve got brains. As a venue they’ve it. Plus we don’t have to be concerned still have dynamite, relatively inexpensive helped foster a network of local music over whether or not our harvest burger food. Carnivores have it made, with a wide purveyors. The likes of Kanoa of patties will bathe in bacon grease prior array of cleverly named meat-centric dishGomega, Karen B and Erin Smith have to their arrival at our table. Vegan items es, including the vaguely irreverent Kehaserved as happy hour or late-night enterare cooked on a separate surface, and meat-ha pizza and the Motherclucker tainment (most late-night entertainment the French fries are even cooked in sepchicken sandwich. Past dining companacts are DJs). Tiki chef Danny Paquett, arate oil. The vegan chili dog is fine and ions have found the BBQ Kalua sandwich who plays in the Latin band Neto, will filling. Finishing it requires a Herculean and the recently added fried calamari occasionally hit the stage. effort; half will usually do. It entails a rings most delightful. While many of us would be happy just veggie dog (seriously, these are tasty on Yet Tiki is one of those rare liquor-sellto sit in the shade huddled over our their own) topped with hearty veggie ing establishments where even those who small vats of jungle juice, it’s good to chili, which contains three types of don’t engage in flesh consumption can know there is at least one place that recbeans, corn and chunks of Tiki’s harvest find sustenance beyond olives and ognizes the importance of community— burger patty. Barbecue sauce from their maraschino cherries. and more importantly makes some tasty extensive condiment bar works quite Mikhail says that the vegan options grub. MTW well as a topping. listed on the menu are not big sellers,
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A taste of Maui PAIA FISH MARKET Maui collects eateries the way Paia collects transients. Some of them will stick around, settle down and contribute to the community. A lot of them just hang around for a while, give readers something to write about it in Eh Brah! and then disappear as mysteriously as they arrived. But not Paia Fish Market, which has been a part of Paia’s local scenery for years. My favorite dish is the flaky mahi-mahi fish and chips, but others swear by the fish burgers, which you can get with ahi, ono or mahi-mahi. There’s usually a lunch rush, so try to grab a picnic table before 11am or after 1:30pm. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030.
T. KOMODA STORE AND BAKERY It’s getting harder and harder to get a glimpse of old Maui. Hotels are taking over the beaches and it seems like all the mom-and-pop restaurants are being run out of town. Even the swap meet has changed locations! But you can still get that old Maui vibe at Komoda’s, as well as the best freaking malasadas ever. They’ve also got donuts on a stick, fresh dinner rolls and dozens of other delicious confections. Fun fact: The “T” in T. Komoda stands for Takezo. As in Takezo Komoda, who established the bakery in 1916, before Hawaii was even a state. A word to the wise (and hungry): get to Komoda’s early. If not, you’re going to miss out on lots of the yummy baked goodness. 3674 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7261.
MINIT STOP A lot of eateries are area-specific. For example, the Haili‘imaile General Store is for Upcountry. Central gets places like Sam Sato’s and Archie’s. The Southside gets the Tiki Lounge…you get the point. Well, there’s one place you can get yummy food, islandwide and late night: Minit Stop. Once, on an after-midnight food run, I went to four different Minit Stops just to get a chicken cutlet plate, which is chicken katsu drenched in gravy over rice. Minit Stop also serves delicious spam musubi, fried chicken, hot potato wedges, shumai and manapuas. This isn’t fine dining, but if you’re looking for a cheap and quick bite before heading to the beach, Minit Stop is where it’s at. Islandwide.
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True Story: Da Kitchen has its own Facebook fan page. And when you’ve made it big on Facebook, you’ve pretty much made it big in life. Da Kitchen has fans that don’t even live on Maui, probably because of the epically huge portions. If you order the chicken katsu plate, you get essentially a whole chicken, breaded and fried. If you order the Hawaiian plate, be prepared to break your diet or share it with a friend. Since I’m a Central Maui native, I frequent the one in Kahului, where the décor is as much a treat as the food. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782; 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-7782; 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4900.
PUKALANI SUPERETTE I’m not too sure what a superette is—something like the love child between a grocery store and a supermarket? But I am sure that Pukalani Superette has some of the best bento lunches that Maui has to offer. They offer all types of local favorites ranging from adobo chicken to tako poke. In between they’ve got an alphabet of mouthwatering entrees and sides such as chili chicken, macaroni potato salad and namasu. Bonus: not only can you grab ono kine grinds, you can also do your grocery shopping. 15 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-7616. MTW
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City boys Angsty Maui rockers may not be able to drink, but they can play all it prog-mo. Slow mathcore. Devise any portmanteau of two or more musical genres that fall under the moodier side of the rock umbrella and you’ll nail down their sound—maybe. Yet like any musician who’s doing it for the right reasons, the young men in The Cities Love You can’t
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Web sites: myspace.com/thecitiesloveyou; thecitiesloveyou.blogspot.com Next gigs:Thursday, May 28, 8pm at Hope Chapel, Kihei; Friday, May 29, 7pm at Hot Topic, Kahului categorize their sound under a single genre. It’s what would play at cyborg proms, heavy on shimmering synth and robo-rhythms but with brooding, distorted guitars and lyrics unabashedly steeped in matters existential. It’s not a sound you’ll find in abundance on Maui. While there is, contrary to popular belief, rock and roll here, The Cities’ brand of rock is more likely to be featured on the soundtrack of a Lost Boys remake than, say, at a bar. In truth, probably the main reason you won’t be seeing these guys at many Valley Isle venues any time
soon has more to do with local politics than the supposed lack of demand for original rock and roll on Maui. You see, the dudes are all under 20 years of age. This means that the Maui County Department of Liquor Control bars them from playing at certain venues (ones that sell booze) during certain times. If their recent gig at the courtyard at 33 N. Market is any indication, they do have a fan base, which I’ll admit consists of girls who all look to be well under the age of 20. But with limited venues and very few opportunities for airplay (a phenomenon recently punctuated by 92.5’s formatting change from modern rock to island sounds), it’s tough for these guys to get their stuff out there. They met through a small network of musicians while in high school, but have only been rocking out in this configuration since November, when one of the boys heard about an all-ages show in Kihei. “We kind of just wanted to play,” remembers bass player and vocalist Adam Nolan, 19. After that, they say, it just clicked. Since then they’ve gigged twice at allages Oahu venue The Spot and have rocked out at one or two Maui shows. And they have already churned out some strong original material. Their latest release features four well-constructed, carefully engineered tracks. While their sound won’t likely appeal to those who aren’t fans of slow but dynamic, angst-ridden rock, anyone can appreciate the quality of the musicianship, especially given how young these guys are.
Guitarist and lead singer Jon Belen says he writes each song’s lyrics, strings them over a basic chord progression and turns it over to the other guys in the band, all of whom have equal creative control. They got their enigmatic name, says Belen, from what he has experienced while traveling in large cities. They seemed welcoming, and more likely to appreciate the sounds he and his band want to generate. The guys draw influence from a sizable spectrum of artists, though all cite Atlanta-based Sent By Ravens as a major inspiration. Guitar player Mikey Spencer lists Cigur Rose and Thrice among his major influences, while Nolan adds
Norma Jean, Color Revolt and Leo Waiau to the list. Drummer Ryan Flecklin says the Beatles and This is a Stickup have helped shape his style. Belen gives the most diverse (and perhaps telling) list of artists: he lists Katy Perry and, yes, High School Musical along with Pink Floyd. Mauians who want to check these guys out should note that time is running out: the band, seeking a greater profusion of venues, is shipping out to California later this summer. They do have an upcoming gig or two, including a benefit for Hope Chapel on May 28 (the guys are Christian, but don’t label themselves a Christian rock band) and a possible in-store performance at Hot Topic the following day. MTW
MAUI’S ONLY CLASSIC ROCKER A little comedy, a little vicodin, a little haole on the mic, a lot of great rock ‘n’ roll
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FILMCRITIQUE
BY BARRY WURST II BARRY@MAUITIME.COM
Worse ‘Angels’ Da Vinci Code follow-up a lifeless, muddled mess s a novel, The Da Vinci Code was a page-turner so fast and fun, I was willing to overlook how silly it was. Ron Howard’s adaptation of Dan Brown’s novel, on the other hand, was dull and lifeless, with Tom Hanks strangely cast as
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Robert Langdon, a brainy adventurer described in the book as “Harrison Ford in tweed.” Controversy and curiosity made that film a blockbuster, despite few actually admitting to liking it. The sequel, Angels & Demons, once again stars Hanks as Langdon, who is recruited by the Vatican to solve a multi-layered mystery involv-
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ing kidnapped priests, a stolen bomb and the Illuminati. Hanks is still miscast but at least looks awake this time (he does more running in this movie than in Forrest Gump). Demons is livelier and bloodier than its predecessor, but just as ridiculous and about as exciting as eating a stale Communion wafer. There is one tense set piece where Langdon is trapped in a Vatican library and finds a novel way of escaping—it’s as good as the movie gets. The other action scenes involve explosions and shootings that become more and more laughable. Ewan Mcgregor gives a charismatic performance as the film’s most interesting character, an earnest priest, but he doesn’t energize the film the way Ian Mckellan did in Da Vinci. The characters only discuss the plot and none of them grab you emotionally or have much life, including Langdon. Ayelet Zurer plays an attractive Italian scientist who joins Langdon on his quest and is his intellectual match. Hanks and Zurer have no chemistry and, strangely enough,
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Langdon doesn’t even show any interest in her. Zimmer’s score is overly bombastic and Howard stages a lot of fires and mayhem but none of it is anywhere near as exciting as any two minutes of his Backdraft. The Dan Brown novels don’t seem to be a good fit for the big screen, especially when details like a bomb with an apocalyptic blast having low batteries are meant to be taken seriously. The controversy for this entry has been more subdued than the pre-release outrage fired at the first Symbology is as symbology does. movie. Even though the anyone else’s depicted in this movie. emphasis is supposed to be on how faith How odd that Howard, who has made so and science need to co-exist, the film’s many entertaining, pulse-raising picmain accomplishment is making the tures, blew it once he got his hands on a Catholic priests inside the Vatican franchise with James Bond-like possibilappear strange and creepy. There’s no ities. MTW passion or joy either in their lives or in
MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival Candlelight Cinema SHALL WE KISS - Unrated - Art, Foreign - This French film is basically about people making out. Explores “love,” a combination of neurochemicals and sensory stimuli that can make people act like complete morons. French with English subtitles. 96 min.
New This Week ANGELS AND DEMONS - PG13 - Thriller - Based on the smash hit Dan Brown airplane page-turner of the same name, this flick follows a similar arc as that of Brown’s The Da Vinci Code in that it entails uncovering some trippy crypto-conspiracy type stuff involving the Vatican. I’m guessing this, much like the novel, will be more widely consumed aboard aircraft than anyplace else. 138 min. IS ANYBODY THERE? - PG13 - Art, Foreign - This flick chronicles the life of a boy whose unique childhood involves being raised on the English seaside within the confines of the nursing room his parents run. Kind of like Ghostbusters II. 95 min. MANAGEMENT - R - Comedy - The son of a hotel owner (Steve Zahn) falls for a businesswoman who passes through (Jennifer Aniston), and risks heartbreak, bad cliches and even bear attacks to follow her across the country. 93 min.
Now Showing 17 AGAIN - PG13 - Comedy - A thirtysomething dude (played by Matthew Perry) with a dead-end job and a crumbling marriage suddenly becomes, you guessed it, 17 again (and Zac Efron, incidentally), which is the age he was when he first impregnated his wife. 102 min. BATTLE FOR TERRA - PG - Art, Foreign An animated what-have-you concerning the humans’ takeover of planet Terra, presumably after the humans have completely trashed planet Earth. Chronicles the struggle of a rebellious Terrian teenager who is trying to fight the power. 85 min. EARTH - G - Documentary - Famous baritones Captain Picard and Darth Vader narrate this documentary that chronicles the migration routes and struggles of different animal families. Warning: there are bears. 96 min. FAST AND FURIOUS 4 - R - Art, Foreign - What? Really? Why? 99 min. FIGHTING - PG13 - Drama - A young inner city counterfeiter is taken in by a scam artist who then turns him into a super-mean bare knuckles fighter. Brutal and graphic fight scenes likely ensue. 105 min. GHOSTS OF GIRLFRIENDS PAST PG13 - Comedy - In a film that critics have hailed as the Battlefield Earth (the book, not the movie) of romantic comedies, Matthew McConaughey plays a douchebag who womanizes copiously, and tries to get his engaged brother to do the same. In a dream he gets visited by the ghosts of past girlfriends who show him the error of his douchebaggery. 100 min. HANNAH MONTANA - G - Musical Tween girls don’t care about this film’s plot because they are going to see it anyway. Everybody else doesn’t care because they’re not going to see it unless dragged. 102 min. MONSTERS VS. ALIENS - PG Animation - Wow, this Dreamworks film’s name is right up there with Zombies vs. Bears, or even Zombies vs. Sharks. It involves Monsters, Inc.-esque creatures that must step up to defend the earth
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against aliens. Seth Rogen, Reese Witherspoon and Will Arnett lend their voices. 94 min. NEXT DAY AIR - R - Comedy - A chilling portrait of class struggle from the perspective of underpaid shipping company employees. Well, maybe. The story begins when said shipping employees stumble upon bricks of cocaine and get the bright idea to profit from their discovery. 90 min. OBSESSED - PG13 - Drama - Idris Elba plays an attractive and successful suit who is married to a woman played by Beyonce Knowles. It all starts to unravel when a pretty little blond temp gets a little too attached before, presumably, discovering that Scientology is the true way. 100 min. THE SOLOIST - PG13 - Drama - Based on a not untrue story, this is the tale of a writer, played by Robert Downey Jr., who discovers an unbelievably talented busker (Jamie Foxx). Challenges ensue. 109 min. STAR TREK - PG13 - Sci-Fi - We boldly venture further into the throes of Year of the Remake with this new spin on a sci-fi classic. Although technically this one isn’t a full-on remake, but rather a prequel to the series of events from the original flicks. Plus: Simon Pegg - whom we all know and love from Shaun of the Dead plays Scotty. I would totally go full nerd for Simon Pegg. 126 min. STATE OF PLAY - R - Thriller - When a young and dreamy congressman’s mistress gets murdered, secrets start coming out. An investigative reporter gets tangled up in all of this, which is presumably entertaining yet highly unrealistic, given cash-strapped newsrooms’ inability to spring for the luxury of in-depth reporting. 132 min. X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE - PG13 Action - This film, which I thought they already made, traces the origins of the dreamiest mutant superhero of all, Wolverine. Hugh Jackman stars. 107 min.
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SHOWTIMES Maui Film Festival Castle Theater, 572-3456 Shall We Kiss - Unrated - W only 5, 7:30
Front Street Theater 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue), 17 Again - PG13 - Th-W 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. Sa-Su 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. Angels and Demons - PG13 - F-W 4, 7, 10. SaSu 1, 4, 7, 10. Earth - G - F-W 4:15, 6:30, 9. Sa-Su 1:30, 4:15, 6:30, 9. X-Men Origins: Wolverine - PG13 - F-W 4:30, 7:15, 9:45. Sa-Su 2, 4:30, 7:15, 9:45.
Ka’ahumanu 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 1-800326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), Battle for Terra - PG - Th only 11:15, 1:15, 3:15 Earth - G - Th 11:05, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40. F-Sa 11:05, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 9:50. Su-W 11:05, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40. Fast and Furious 4 - R - Th 5:15, 7:35. F-Sa 11, 1:20, 3:40, 6, 8:20, 10:40. Su-W 11, 1:20, 3:40, 6, 8:20. Fighting - PG13 - Th 11:05, 1:20, 3:40, 6, 8:20. F-Sa 11:05, 1:20, 3:40, 6, 8:20, 10:40. Su-W 11:05, 1:20, 3:40, 6, 8:20. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past - PG13 - Th 11, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8. F-Sa 11, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8, 10:15. Su-W 11, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8. Next Day Air - R - Th-W 11:20, 1:20, 3:20, 5:20, 7:20. F-Sa 11:20, 1:20, 3:20, 5:20, 7:20, 9:20. Su-W 11:20, 1:20, 3:20, 5:20, 7:20. Obsessed - PG13 - Th 11:10, 1:30, 3:50, 6:10, 8:30. F-Sa 11:10, 1:30, 3:50, 6:10, 8:30, 10:50. .
Kukui Mall 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 ( Matinees: everyday until 4pm), Angels and Demons - PG13 - F-Sa 11, 1:55, 4:50, 7:45, 10:40. Su 11, 1:55, 4:50, 7:45. M-W 1:35, 4;30, 7:25. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past - PG13 - Th only 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8. Management - R - F-Sa11:10, 1:15, 3:20, 5:25, 7:35, 9:50. Su 11:10, 1:15, 3:20, 5:25, 7:35.MW 1:15, 3:20, 5:25, 7:35. The Soloist - PG13 - Th only 1:05, 3:35, 6:05, 8:35 Star Trek - PG13 - Th 1:20, 4:10, 7, 9:50. Th 1:45, 4:25, 7:05. F-Sa 11:05, 1:45, 4:25, 7:05, 9:45.Su 11:05, 1:45, 4:25, 7:05. M-W 1:45, 4:25, 7:05. State of Play - R - Th only 1:15, 4, 6:45, 9:30 X-Men Origins: Wolverine - PG13 - Th 1, 3:20, 5:40, 8. F-Sa 11, 1:20, 3:40, 6, 8:20, 10:40. Su 11, 1:20, 3:40, 6, 8:20. M-W 1, 3:25, 5:40, 8.
Maui Mall Megaplex Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm), 17 Again - PG13 - Th 2:25, 4:55, 7:25, 9:50. F-W 2:25, 4:50. Sa-Su 12, 2:25, 4:50. Angels and Demons - PG13 - F-W 1:20, 2:20, 3:30, 4:25, 5:25, 6:35, 7:30, 8:30, 9:40. Sa-Su 11:15, 12:25, 1:20, 2:20, 3:30, 4:25, 5:25, 6:35, 7:30, 8:30, 9:40. Fighting - PG13 - Th only 4:30, 7, 9:30 Hannah Montana - G - Th only 1:45, 4:15 Is Anybody There? - PG13 - F-W 2:15, 4:30, 6:45, 9:05. Sa-Su 12, 2:15, 4:30, 6:45, 9:05. Monsters vs. Aliens - PG - Th 1:50, 4:10. F-W 1:50, 4:10. Obsessed - PG13 - Th only 4, 6:30, 9 The Soloist - PG13 - Th 1:45, 4:25, 7:05, 9:45. F-W 7:05, 9:45. Star Trek - PG13 - Th-W 1:20, 1:50, 2:20, 4:10, 4:40, 5:10, 6:30, 7, 7:30, 8, 9:20, 9:50. State of Play - R - Th only 3:05, 6, 8:55 X-Men Origins: Wolverine - PG13 - Th 1:30, 2, 3:15, 3:55, 4:25, 5, 6:15, 6:45, 7:15, 7:45, 9, 9:30, 10. Sa-Su 11:15, 12:30, 2, 3:15, 5, 6:15, 7:15, 7:45, 9, 9:50. F-W 2, 3:15, 5, 6:15, 7:15, 7:45, 9, 9:50.
Wharf Cinema Center 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day), Ghosts of Girlfriends Past - PG13 - F-W 1:30, 4, 6:30, 9. Sa-Su 11, 1:30, 4, 6:30, 9. The Soloist - PG13 - F-W 1:45, 4, 6:45, 9:30. Sa-Su 11, 1:45, 4, 6:45, 9:30. Star Trek - PG13 - F-W 10:30, 1:20, 4:10, 7, 9:50. Sa-Su 10:30, 1:20, 4:10, 7, 9:50.
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THIS WEEK’S PICKS Paint it green
Rock and/or roll
Thursday (May 14), 6:30-8pm, Kihei Charter School
Friday (May 15), 9pm, Charley’s Paia
The degree to which we have altered natural landscapes across the globe—especially in the US—is nauseating. Lawns, for example, are something most of us take for granted despite the fact that many lawn grasses do not occur naturally anywhere near the front yards and golf courses where they grow rampant. And they’re an environmental nightmare, given the water they soak up, the pesticides used to protect them and the fertilizer runoff they cause. This is why the idea of a sustainable yard—one that uses plants that require less water and labor— should have broad appeal, especially here on Maui. Contrary to popular belief, sustainable landscaping will not make your house look abandoned. Tonight’s South Maui Sustainability lecture will feature sustainable landscaping experts Susan Wyche and Joy Webster, who will discuss things like water conservation, use of edible plants and composting with worms. Those inspired to transform their yard will find that a sustainable yard, in addition to having a much smaller environmental impact, can also be easier on the wallet.
It is a question that has been posed for decades in thousands, if not millions, of venues. But whether or not we, as a society, are truly ready to rock is a quandary for which only history can provide an answer. As such, if we are to confirm long held suppositions regarding our readiness to rock and/or roll, it is our duty to stand and be counted at every juncture involving good tunes. Friday gives us an especially ear-pleasing (and, honestly, eye-pleasing, ladies) chance to do so, as elusive rock outfit Highly Unlikely will make an appearance. They share the bill with Maui metal band Severed Edges, the Licker Commission (hot diggity, what a name!), Elaine Ryan and Cameron Maxfield. $10.
For Matsuri Friday (May15), 6:30pm Saturday (May 16), 3pm Pilina Building, Maui Community College, Kahului While the word basically means “holiday” or “festival” in Japanese, for nine years Maui has turned its own Matsuri into a sizable function. This annual celebration of Japanese culture’s perennial theme is Kodomo No Tame Ni (“for the sake of the children”). It kicks off Friday night with the screening of two Japanese films, the first of which, The Picture Bride, portrays the life of a Japanese girl who gets sent to Hawaii for an arranged marriage. The second, scheduled for 8pm, is the animated gem Princess Mononoke. Festivities ensue the next day with Aikido demonstrations, saimin eating contests, Taiko drumming, Obon dancing and tons of keiki activities. The Japanese Cultural Society of Maui will present strands of paper cranes collected Saturday to the Children’s Peace Monument at Hiroshima’s Peace Memorial Park this October.
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In the heart of Olde Makawao Town
WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY CASANOVA’S FAMOUS
Thursday
May 14th World Rhythm Soul Shakin Dance Party
LADIES NIGHT BARABAJABA Q103 and the Big Hawaiian present
Dj Styles & dj Jammin J
THE EVENING THAT EARNED CASANOVA THE AWARDS
“BEST LATE NIGHT IN MAUI” and “BEST SINGLES SCENE IN MAUI” Music Starts at 10:00pm $10 Cover Friday
PERCUSSION COLLECTIVE
Featuring Yousouff Koumbassa Master Dancer/Drummer Rada and the Samba Mix Dancers DJ Shaman’s Dream
May 15th
Music starts at 9:00pm $12 Cover
Bloodshot Riddims Returns
PRIDE 2 UPWISE Featuring DJs:
Miss Briana / Elementary / G.O.T.J.
Saturday
May 16th
Dubrock DNB/Roots Reggae/Dub n’ Downbeats
KHALIL LULU Arab Music with Techno Beats
Music starts at 10:0pm $10 Cover
CARLOS GARCIA & BRIAN WITTMAN BELLYDANCE PERFORMANCE BY
MIRAYAH DELAMAR Dancing starts at 9:45pm • $10 Cover
Sunday May 17th
MANA’O RADIO PRESENTS
UPCOUNTRY SUNDAYS ACOUSTIC STYLE featuring
INDIO(Awesome & LOSLatin ELEMENTOS Jazz) I ! DR. NAT Music starts at 2pm • $7 Donation
N A RARE SOLO PERFORMANCE
Make it a memorable evening. Dine and dance at Casanova. For dinner reservations call 572-0220 www.casanovamaui.com
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The Doc is in
Ocean thing
Friday (May 15), 9pm, The Cellar 744, Lahaina
Saturday (May 16), 11am, Kanaha Beach Park, Kahului Sunday (May 17), 12pm, Kanaha Beach Park, Kahului
While I can’t claim to know nearly as much about the house music scene as I do about, say, garage rock, it is apparent that Maui venues have lately been bringing in some world-class house DJs. The latest evidence of this is Friday’s happening at the Cellar, which features the first Maui appearance of famed LA-based DJ Doc Martin. Martin, who first appeared on the scene in the mid-’80s, is known for seamlessly blending a wide variety of sounds based on the feel he gets from the room. Sublevel, a project on which Martin collaborates with singer Lilia, will also make its Maui debut.
Around the world in three nights Thursday-Sunday (May 14-16), 9pm, Casanova, Makawao Sometimes the events lined up at a given venue make it impossible to highlight just one. In Casanova’s case, all three acts slated to play make for a globe-spanning weekend. It starts Thursday with the Barabajaba Percussion Collective, a percussion and dance outfit that hails from West Africa. Featuring master dancer and drummer Youssouff Koumbassa, the band blends elements from Africa as well as Brazil and Haiti. DJ Shaman’s Dream and Rada and the Sambamix Dancers will also perform. Friday’s show brings us Oregon-based dubs and roots reggae bands and DJs for Bloodshot Riddims’ Pride 2 Upwise. And on Saturday, Palestinian musician Khalil Lulu will dazzle those in attendance with his unique brand of Middle-Eastern rock. Bellydancer Marya provides the visual element to this intriguing performance.
In both mythology and reality, few things are more significant across cultures than the sea. And nowhere is that significance more evident than in the Hawaiian Isles. Fortunately there is an inexhaustible list of ways we can show our appreciation for the ocean, including skimming, surfing, paddling and attending this weekend’s Olukai H’oolaule‘a, which takes place at central Maui’s Kanaha Beach Park. There’s something ocean-related for everyone, including stand-up paddle races for $15,000 in prize money (I think it would be hilarious if at least one contender dressed up like Jesus— you know, like walking on water?), Hawaiian games and Polynesian sailing canoe rides. Entertainment includes hula performances, a luau and a live set or two from superstar and Maui girl Paula Fuga, whose phenomenal vocals have gotten her national recognition and an opening slot in a recent Jack Johnson tour, among other things. Partial proceeds benefit Hawaii’s Junior League Lifeguard Program as well as Maui Cultural Lands. Those interested in racing can find info at olukai.com or by stopping by Neil Pryde at 400 Hana Hwy in Kahului. Photo by Sean Michael Hower
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Big Shows
Mulligan’s on the Blue, Wailea 874-1131; Mon, Hard Rock Cafe, Lahaina. 667-7400.
is a ballet rendition of this production. $12. 3 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.
beer of the islands and beyond. Live music and more. Plus: beer. 3 p.m. MACC Lawn. 242-7469.
Doc Martin - Fri, May 15. Not sure if you know, but this LA-based DJ is kind of a big deal. He has a knack for catering his sets to the vibe he gets from the audience. Singer Lillia joins him. 10 p.m. The Cellar 744, 744 Front St., Lahaina. 661-3744.
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Kanaka Hekili Biker Rodeo/Fundraiser Mon, May 25. A morning ride from the Kahului Burger King kicks off festivities. The celebration continues at the Kihei VFW Hall, where bike events will include a keg push, a water balloon toss and a joust. Non-bike activities include a dunk tank. Vince Esquire holds down the musical side of things. This celebration aims to honor veterans of conflicts present and past. $20. 9 a.m. VFW Hall, Kihei. 879-5084.
Dhvani Performance - Fri & Sat, Jun 5 & 6. This production presents a style of dance that combines Indian Odissi dance with Japanese Yosakoi dance and sets it to classical Indian music. Slated performers include Ty Burhoe and Sarala Dandekar. $28/$18 . Friday, 7:30 p.m. Castle Theatre, MACC. 242-7469; $25. Saturday. 7 p.m. Aloha Pavilion, Napili Kai Resort (Saturday 669-1500.
Cheech & Chong - Fri, May 29. Far out, man! What can be said, really? Snort some lines of dish soap and see how long it takes for Chong to crack the first Maui wowie joke. I’m guessing this legendary grass-puffing comedy duo will pack the house. $59.50. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.
Fri.: 7 p.m.; Sat.: 10:30 a.m., 2 p.m. & 5:30 p.m.; Sun., 1 & 4:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului. 242-7469.
Mapenzi Marimba - Fri, May 15. A pulsating mix of Southern African marimba, horns, percussion, guitar, mbira and vocal harmonies, Mapenzi invites you to celebrate both the past and future of African dance music. 7-10 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku. 575-9234. Michael Powers Blues Tribute - Fri, May 15. New York-based blues master Michael Powers pays tribute to blues trailblazers from Muddy Waters to Jimi Hendrix. One night only. 6 p.m. Stella Blues, 1279 S.Kihei Rd., Kihei. 874-3779. Pride 2 Upwise - Fri, May 15. This dubrock DNB/roots reggae/dun ‘n’ downbeats show, a Bloodshot Riddims event, features the sounds of Oregon-based DJs Miss Briana, Elementary and G.O.T.J. $10. 10 p.m. Casanova, Makawao. 572-0220. Paula Fuga - Sat, May 16. Maui girl and phenomenal singer Fuga headlines Saturday’s OluKai Ho’laulea’a festivities. 4 p.m. Lae ‘Ula O Kai Canoe Club, Kanaha Beach Park, Kahului. 877-7443. Art of the Chanter - Sat, May 16. Keali’i Reichel directs this program, which features hula from practitioners of all ages. Some of these hula haven’t been performed in over a century. $12/$25/$40. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Khalil Lulu - Sat, May 16. This veteran purveyor of Middle Eastern rock will dazzle the audience with Arab techno beats with the help of Carlos Garcia, Brian Whittman and lovely bellydancer Mirayah Delamar. $10. 10 p.m. Casanova, Makawao. 572-0220. Fiasco - Sun & Mon, May 17 & 18. This explosive Seattle-based acoustic trio draws its influence from the likes of Ben Harper and Marvin Gaye - acoustic, yes. But they never lose the funk. 10 p.m. Sun,
Steel Magnolias - Fri Sat & Sun. Maui OnStage brings to life this story about Southern women who are tougher than nails...though they do appreciate some gossip at the salon. The script is known for its delightfully biting dialog. $18/$16 students & seniors/$15 Sunday matinee. Fri. & Sat. 7:30 p.m.; Sun., 3 p.m. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku. 242-6969. Death By Dessert - Fri-Sun. The drama kids at Baldwin High are at it again with this whodunnit with a culinary twist. Audience members cast their vote for which suspect is guilty. $10/$8. Fri. & Sat. 7:30 p.m.; Sun., 5 p.m. Baldwin High School. 9845656.
Tickets on Sale Christopher Boscole: Voyages - Fri, May 22. This composer, pianist and sailor has sailed on the Hokulea, the Princess Taiping and many others. He will perform tunes from his recent release “Presents of Angels” as well as traditional Hawaiian melodies and some older original compositions. $25. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Jazz, Tap & Hip Hop Revue - Sat, May 23. Maui Academy of Performing Arts showcases its dance students, whose styles range from tap to hip hop. 3 p.m. $12. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Moves - Sat, May 23. The intensively-trained MAPA dance troupe presents a series of original choreographed pieces for your viewing pleasure. 3 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. $15/$12. 242-7469. A Midsummer Night’s Dream - Sun, May 24. You know you wanna. This classic Shakespeare comedy is a play inside a play inside a play. Complete with fairies and, unrequited love and a dude whose head turns into that of a donkey. This
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Sheepdawg 2009 - Sat-Sun, Jun 13-14. This event aims to foster a A Makebelieve Clothing Co. sense of community among creLaunch Party - Fri, May 29. atives, serving both as a playground Maui-based clothing line AMBC is and as a bridge between cultures. about to launch, and to celebrate Slated acts include Albino, Zelly they’ll be hosting a rager in Haiku. Rock, Itals, Pale Soul, Onry o n m a u i t i m e . c o m Entertainment includes a fashion Ozzborne, Brothers Keeper and show and performances by The more. Purchase tickets at Alliez, A Kettle Prime and Erin w w w. s h e e p d aw g h awa i i . c o m . Smith and the Throwdowns. Features dynamite $200,$250 after May 15. All day. food and drink vendors. Tickets go on sale Friday, Elmo Makes Music - Fri-Sun, Jun 26-28. That May 8, and will be available at Cafe Mark Aurel in adorable little red Muppet will be rocking out on Wailuku, The Wine Corner and Hi-Tech in Paia, Wok Maui with buds Zoe, Big Bird and others. Tunes Star in Kihei and at Voyage East in Haiku. $25/$35 they’ll be playing include “The Hustle,” “Rockin’ door. Voyage East, Pauwela Cannery, Haiku. Robin” and, yes, “C is for Cookie.” $10/$20/$33.
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Cinderella - Fri-Sun, May 29-Jun 7. This fractured Pro Arts of the Pacific presentation of a classic fairy tale features music and is directed by Doug Kendrick. $8.50. Fri. 7 p.m.; Sat. 1, 4 & 7:30 p.m.; Sun. 1 & 4 p.m. Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Kaahumanu Center, Kahului. 875-4367. First Annual Maui Brewers’ Festival - Sat, May 30. Yay! Beer! This event celebrates food and
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Eddie Vedder - Mon, Jun 29. Eddie Vedder? Really? On Maui? Really? Bitchen! Aotearoa-based songwriter Liam Finn opens. Get tickets while you can. Four ticket limit.$72. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului. 242-7469.
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DA KINE CALENDAR lei with the lei ladies and have it made in the shade at the last installment of this monthly concert series. Free. 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Baldwin Home Museum Lawn, Front Street, Lahaina. 661-3262. How to Get Listed in Local Search Engines - A must for business owners who want to increase traffic to their Web sites. Free. 12-1:15 p.m. Maui County Business Resource Center, Maui Mall, Kahului. 873-8247. ABCs of Credit Seminar - Financial experts lead this free opportunity for members of the public to learn how to build and maintain good credit. Free. 5:30-7 p.m. Bank of Hawaii, Lahaina Shopping Center. (888) 643-3888. Sustainable Gardens and Landscaping Learn how to green up your lifestyle with green veterans Susan Wyche and Joy Webster. Get a better understanding of concepts like composting and edible gardens. 6:30-8 p.m. Kihei Charter School. 874-5955. Hawaiian Calendar Class - Kahu Kapi’ioho’okalani Lyons Naone teaches participants about the role the cosmos played in the way Ancient Hawaiians kept track of time. $99. 6-8 p.m. Kapalua Resort, 500 Kapalua Drv., Lahaina. 214-7910. Cinema Night - Cafe Mambo will be hosting an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21 and older crowd. This week’s flick is South Park. 9 p.m. Cafe Mambo, Paia. 579-8021.
FRIDAY, MAY 15 Kamehameha III May Day Celebration “Hiki No Kakou,” or “yes, we can” is the theme for this year’s Multicultural May Day production, brought to you by the students of King Kamehameha III School. The Royal Court will preside over the King festivities. 8:30 a.m. Kamehaeha III School, Lahaina. 662-3960. Princess Nahienaena May Day Celebration - This annual program features singing and dancing performances by students. This years theme is “Aloha Kekahi I Kekahi,” or love for one another. Parking is available in two lots above the Lahaina Courthouse. 9:35 a.m. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Hono`apiilani Hwy., Lahaina. 662-4020.
St. Anthony Variety Show- They’ve worked hard, repeatedly practicing and fine tuning their acts for this very occasion. Come see the fine entertainment St. Anthony Junior and Senior High School Students have to offer. One night only. $7/$5 students. 7:30 p.m. Science Quad, St. Anthony School, 1618 Lower Main, Wailuku. 244-4190.
SATURDAY, MAY 16 Huge Equipment Live Auction - Come see what gi-normous pieces of equipment will be up for auction, including large tents, fence barriers, benches, backhoe and, yes, traffic cones. Because, after all, in this economy, who can afford to go without a backhoe and a nice set of traffic cones?. 10 a.m. Kahului Harbor, Pier 2, Puunene and Kaahumanu Avenues., Kahului. 330-3214. Maui Matsuri - This annual celebration of Japanese culture on Maui is in its ninth year, and is loaded with entertainment and activities. See This Week’s Picks for details. 3-9 p.m. Maui Community College. 283-9999. School Band Performance - See what tunes Kailua Intermediate School has been working on all these months; help encourage the kids to keep practicing thweir instruments. 11:30 a.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 877-3369. Olukai Ho’olaule’a - Sat, May 16. This most supreme ocean-centric event includes stand-up paddling races, Hawaiian sailing canoe rides, a luau with live music and more. Paula Fuga headlines Saturday’s festivities. Call Neal Pryde (see below) to register for races. All Day. Lae ‘Ula O Kai Canoe Club, Kanaha Beach Park, Kahului. 877-7443.
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Commencement Exercises - The University of Hawaii Center at Maui Community College is proud to present the class of 2009. Cheer them on. 5:307 p.m. Baldwin High School, 1650 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului. 985-3525. Friday Night Music - End this long work week on a high note with musical performances from a variety of highly talented local musicians. Check ‘em out. 6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 877-3369. Maui AIDS Foundation Benefit - Partial proceeds from dinners sold tonight will go to the Maui AIDS Foundation. Dancing kicks off at 8pm with 70s and 80s music, followed by alternative dancing at 10pm with DJ Michael Fong. $5 cover starts at 10. 6 p.m. Gian Don’s, Kihei. 242-4900. Kulia Ika Nu’u - This hula halau, whose name means “to strive to reach the summit,” gives a lovely sunset performance at center stage. 6:30 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 871-1307. Astronomy Presentation - Astronomer Harriet Witt will give a fascinating presentation entitled “The Copernican Revolution: A Fact of History or Bare Beginning?” Free. 6:30-8 p.m. UH Institute for Astronomy Maui Advanced Technology Research Center, 34 Ohia Ku St., Pukalani. 573-9500. Heart Disease: The Number One Killer Straub cardiologist John Kristofich will describe the latest information about cardiovascular disease: who gets it and why, and what you can do to dramatically reduce your risk. A Vegetarian Society of Maui-sponsored presentation. Free. 7 p.m. Cameron Center Auditorium, 95 Mahalani St. Wailuku. 298-8544. Meet the Artist - Janet Davis’s whimsical paintings will be on display for the coming days, and tonight you can meet the artist, have a glass of wine and talk story about her work. Free. 7-10 p.m. Sargent’s Fine Art, 802 Front St., Lahaina. 667-4030. Maui Matsuri Movie Night - Two Japanese movies will screen to kick off this annual celebration of Japanese culture. See This Week’s Picks for details. 6:30 p.m. Maui Community College. 283-9999.
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Visitor Industry Charity Walk - The 31st installment of this annual 5 kilometer walk aims to raise money for local nonprofit organizations. Festivities take place at the finish line, with tons of ono food, door prizes and performances from the likes of Frank DeLima. 7 a.m. War Memorial Soccer Field, Wailuku. 244-8625.
Piano Recital - Students of Rose Johnson Piano School will be showing off what they’ve learned in the past year or so of study. Repertoire includes folk, classical and contemporary. Free. 1-3 p.m. Iao Congregational Church, Wailuku. 244-7353. Hula Performance - Acclaimed hula troupe Halau Hula O Keola-Ali’iokekai gives a free midday performance with the leadership of kumu hula Iola Balubar. 1:30 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 871-1307. Grand Milonga - Argentine Tango performance.You bring pupus & drinks. Bubbly will be served. $20. 8 p.m.-12 a.m. MAPA Studios. Email lapracticatango@live.com for more details. Bikini Fashion Show - Designer Kathleen Bruening showcases the latest from her line of bikinis. 6:30 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 877-3369.
SUNDAY, MAY 17 WaiawaSchool Band Performance - It’s great to see Maui students picking up musical instruments. They’ve been practicing hard, now cheer them on. 11 a.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 877-3369. Salute the Troops Poker Run - This event aims to celebrate members of the Maui National guard and their families with food, music (by Harley Dale Brown and Dr. Feelgood), games and prizes, including a trip for two to Las Vegas. Kahului Ale House will host an after party starting at 4 p.m. 8:30 a.m.4 p.m. Maui Harley-Davidson, Kahului. 877-1862. LAS Art Fair - The Lahaina Arts Society presents this huge celebration of local artists, whose crafts include ceramics, oils, arcylics, jewelry, giclees, art photography and more. Free. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina. 661-0111. Upcountry Sundays - The perfect thing to do on a Sunday. This week’s installment of this Mana ‘o Radio benefit features Latin Jazz outfit Indio Y Los Elementos. $7. 2 p.m. Casanova, Makawao. 572-0220. Maui May-hem - The Maui Rollergirls host this rollerderby bout, which is Maui’s first-ever flat-track rollerderby scrimmage. Features halftime entertain-
Swap Meet - From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, this place pretty much has it all. Killer produce market, too. Admission: 50 cents. 7 a.m.-12 p.m. Maui Community College, Kahului Harbor side. 877-3100. Olowalu Volunteer Work Day - The nonprofit Olowalu Cultural Reserve invites the public to come help restore and maintain this important swath of West Maui’s coastline. Participants will meet at the Wailuku end of the Olowalu Store and bring along a lunch, gloves, and other field work tools. 7-11 a.m. Olowalu. 214-8778. Waikekena Community Work Day Volunteers are invited to contribute to planting native vegetation, including kalo, at Waikekena, a cultural site in Haiku, the third Saturday of every month. Volunteers will meet at the Haiku Community Center. Bring lunch and drinks, gloves, a sickle and any sun/rain protection gear . 8 a.m. Waikekena. 283-0738. Feline Foundation Garage Sale - Kitties! Check out some gently used goods and help support this nonprofit’s efforts to capture and spay/neuter feral cats because, let’s face it, kittens, like babies, are cute, but problems start when you have too many. 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 231 Kawaialani Circle, Piilani Village II, Kihei. 879-3059. Grafting Workshop - Richard Nakagawa will show attendees how to graft citrus buds. Tools and other materials will be provided. $50 members/$75 nonmembers. 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, 150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului, 96732. 249-2798. Maui Justice Summit/Intervention Training Workshop - The Pacific Alliance to Stop Slavery presents this workshop that aims to educate the public on, and eventually stop, human trafficking. Summit begins at 9 a.m.; workshop starts at 1 p.m. Both events are free. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Kumulani Chapel, 5095 Napilihau St., Ste. 101, Napili. 669-6905. LAS Art Fair - The Lahaina Arts Society presents this huge celebration of local artists, whose crafts include ceramics, oils, arcylics, jewelry, giclees, art photography and more. Free. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina. 661-0111.
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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes and other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
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Monday 05/18– Wednesday 05/20
House of S.I.N. No cover, 10pm
House Boutique No cover, 10pm
Erin Smith No cover, 10pm
Escape Sundays
MON - A Kettle Prime; TUE - House of House; WED Dub Step Wednesdays
Rio Thing
Gene & Shea Argel
Megan Song & Naki’iaweawe
MON -Open Mic; WED - Rock Fever Remedy
Soul Shakin’ Dance Party $12, 9pm
Pride 2 Upwise $10, 10pm
Khalil Lulu $10, 9:45pm
WED - Ladies’ Night, $10, 10pm
Club Vanity (alternative night)
Doc Martin
Studio 744
AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011
CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852
CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
CELLAR 744 744 Front St., Lahaina 661-3744
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Highly Unlikely/Severed Edges, etc; $10, 9pm
142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085
COOL CAT CAFE
Orin & Junior
Dave Carroll No cover
Dave Carroll No cover
Eric the Whale Shark No cover
TUE - Jazz Night; WED - Howard Ahia, No cover
Quiz Night w/ Chile Dog
Pau Hanas
Mark & Mike
Movie Night w/ Ms. Beaver
MON - Jordan, 10pm, No cover; TUE - Scott Baird & Merika
Homestead
Jamallad
TUE - Backyard Jam
Maui AIDS Foundation Benefit; $5, 10pm
Club Ultra Fab w/ DJ Michael Fong; $5, 10pm
WED - WII Wednesdays w/ DJ Michael Fong 10pm
Pac Vibe
Karaoke
Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908
DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669
EHA’S POOL BAR 1234 Lower Main, Wailuku - 242-1177
GIAN DON’S 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041
GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR
Ladies’ Night
1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888
Karaoke
TUE - Pool Tournament; WED - Ladies’ Night
HARD ROCK CAFÉ
MON - The Fiasco, $5, 10pm
900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
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Rampage
Summer Food Drive w/ Gomega
The Easy
Karaoke Night
MOM - Happy Mondays; TUE - DJ Chrest; WED -Pac Vibe
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MON-WED - Karaoke
Pio Marasco: Chill’n Deep 9pm
DJ Boomshot $10, 9:30pm
DJ CIA No cover, 9:30pm
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010
ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199
JACQUES 120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844
ment and more. Free. 2-6 p.m. Central Maui Boys and Girls Club Basketball Court, 100 Kanaloa Ave., Wailuku. For more information email mauirollergirls@gmail.com. Sunset Drum Circle - Come and drum, dance and shake it on the beach with Omzone. Free. 4:20 p.m. Kamaole Point. 298-9022.
Meet the Artist - Hawaiian petroglyphs have had a clear influence on the work of artist Joel Heinz. Tonight you can check out his work, have a glass of wine and talk story with the artist. 6-9 p.m. Maui Hands Gallery, Hyatt Regency, Ka`anapali. 667-7997.
Swimming Lessons - Sun. Valley Isle Aquatics is offering keiki swimming lessons in conjunction with the County of Maui, Community Classes. Folks can call or go to www.valleyisleaquatics.com for further information. 12:15-4:15 p.m. Kihei Aquatics Center. 572-4665.
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Yo Yo Workshop & Demo - Sun. Yo Yo’s are silent, so encourage your kids to learn how to use them and finally get some peace and quiet! Free. 45 p.m. Maui Toy Works. 661-5304.
MONDAY, MAY 18 Hula Show - Performance of this dance helps perpetuate Polynesian culture in the isles, so come show your support. 10 a.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 877-3369.
TUESDAY, MAY 19 Bringing Food Products to the Market Got an idea for a food product, but not sure how to run with it? Expert guest speakers will outline the process for you at this two-part evening seminar. Free. 4:30-6 p.m. Maui County Business Resource Center, Maui Mall, Kahului, 96732. 873-8247. All Comers Track Meet #2 - They run. They jump. They throw heavy things. Come see who rules at the above-mentioned activities. 5 p.m. War Memorial Gym, Wailuku. 280-5801. Invasive Species Education Event Free community training workshops are slated for the Hawaii Early Detection Network, which monitors for invasive species. Participants will learn to identify pests like Banana Bunchy Top, little fire ant, invasive marine algae, and others. 5-7 p.m. Hana Community Center, Hana. 984-3717. Breast Cancer Benefit Night - Every Tuesday night Flatbread Pizza donates part of the profits from pizzas sold to a worthy cause. This week it shares proceeds with the Breast Cancer Fund, and will in addition host a silent auction. 6:30-8 p.m. Flatbread Pizza, 89 Hana Hwy., Paia. 344-5020.
WEDNESDAY, MAY 20 Grandparents Support Group - Join the Raising Our Keiki’s Keiki group for food, fun and support. 9-11 a.m. Maui Family Support Services, Kahului. 242-0990 x270. Workshop: Protecting Intellectual Property - Entrepreneurs, writers and anyone else who may want to protect their creative work while avoiding copyright infringement could benefit greatly if they attend this lecture, presented by an intellectual property lawyer. Free. 12-1:15 p.m. Maui County Business Resource Center, Maui Mall, Kahului. 873-8247.
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After-School Help - Mon-Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911. Athletic Club Outreach - Every Tue & Thu. Got tough kids? Get them instruction on Olympic weightlifting, power lifting, body building and sports-specific weight training by an experienced team of coaches. Ages 11-19. Free. 4:45-6 p.m. St. Mark Weightlifting Hall, Good Shepherd Episcopal Church, Wailuku. 244-4656. Free Keiki Art Classes - Every Mon, Tue, Wed & Fri. Lahaina Arts Society offers free children’s art classes island wide. MON - Lahaina Surf Hawaiian Housing, 3-5 p.m. TUE - Baha’i Faith Maui Center, Makawao, 9-11 a.m. Ka Hale A Ke Ola, Wailuku, 46 p.m. WED - Baha’i Faith Maui Center, 9:30-11:30 a.m.; Honokowai Kau Hale, 2:30-4:30 p.m. THU Paia Elementary, 2-4 p.m. FRI - Kahekili Terrace, Wailuku, 3-6 p.m. Haiku Boy’s and Girl’s Club, 3-5 p.m. For more info call 661-0111. West Side Storytime - Every Tue & Sat. Lahaina’s biggest bookseller is hosting keiki story time, so get them hooked on reading early. Tue., 10 a.m.; Sat., 11 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina. Keiki Dance With Lori Lewis - Every Thu & Fri. Thursdays in Haiku: 2-3 yr. at 9:15-10:00 a.m., 3-5 yr. olds at 3:30-4:30 p.m. Fridays in Wailuku: 15-24 mos., 8:45-9:30 a.m., 2 yr. olds 9:30-10:15 a.m., 3-4yr. olds 10:15-11 a.m. Call Lori for details. 573-5456. Keiki Issues? - Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strong willed children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Hui Malama Learning Center. 289-5050. Story Time - Thu. Keiki story time and crafts. Free. 10 a.m. Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana. 665-1114. Toddler Story Time - Thu. Brush up on the latest in children’s books with your little one. Free. 10 a.m. Makawao Public Library. 573-8785. Yu-Gi-Oh - Sat. Little gamester get out your cards and get ready for a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament! Free. 3 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-4766.
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Keiki Chess Club - Mon. For little masterminds age 8-12. Taught by magician Neil Bruce. Free. 2:304 p.m. Makawao Public Library. 573-5313. Keiki Shots - Wed. (Central Maui) Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 12-3 p.m. Wailuku Health Center. 984-8260.
Workshops Debt Elimination Seminar - Thu. Get the facts on how to understand your own mortgage. Learn how to qualify for the last loan you may ever need, restructure debt with CTB’s expanded guidelines. Retire without debt. RSVP Early. 6:30-8:30 p.m. 62 N. Market St., Wailuku. 281-1147. Ke Ola Pono: Healthy Living - Tue. Maui County’s Office on Aging in partnership with ALU LIKE, Inc. is sponsoring a series of workshops for people of all ages living with any chronic health conditions. Participants will be introduced to practical skills for healthy living while managing their ongoing health conditions. Workshop fee for individuals 60 and older is $10, for those 59 and younger $35. Fee includes 6 week workshop series, companion book and relaxation CD. 9-11:30 a.m. Kihei Lutheran Church. 268-7356. Edible Landscapes for the Tropics - Sat. Yeah, this might be important. From both sustainability and economic standpoints. Lean about how to transform your yard into a plentiful garden. A two-week course. $99. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Maui Community College, Kahului. 984-3231.
Environment Whispering Winds Bamboo Open House Sat. Tour a new bamboo and tropical hardwood plantation in Kipahulu. Take a free informational tour and check out bamboo forests of different colors. Free. 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Kipahulu, East Maui. 248-7561. Daily Onsite Coral Reef Naturalist Program - Mon-Fri. Learn names of fish youíve seen while snorkeling and how to protect Mauiís
MON - Maui Motocross Benefit, 10pm
reefs at Pacific Whale Foundationís free Coral Reef Information Station. Sponsored by Hawaii Tourism Authority and County of Maui Office of Economic Development. . 8 a.m.-12 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea. 808-249-8811. Kanaha Beach Project - Every Tue & Thu. Join group leader Val Magee in removing invasive species, clearing marine debris and planting native species at Kanaha Park. Bring water, snacks and sunscreen. Wear cool clothing, a hat and good walking shoes—and bring your swimsuit if you wish for a refreshing dip afterwards! Meet at the Canoe Hale at Kanaha Beach Park in Kahului. . 8:30 a.m.-11:30 a.m. Kanaha Beach Park. 808-294-8811 ext. 1. Save Honolua - Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed development of Honolua Bay. 6:45 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center. 870-0052. Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get free info about marine life and answers to all those pesky questions that keep you up all night. The Pacific Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are definitely smarter than a fifth grader. The question is, are you?. 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea. 249-8811. Building supplies - Every Wed, Thu, Fri & Sat. Spring cleaning! Donate new and nearly new building materials or purchase them at reduced prices. Volunteers needed to stock, display and price merchandise. Reduce the amount of usable building materials going into the landfill. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Habitat for Humanity, Market St., Wailuiku. 986-8050. Weed and Pot Club - Wed. Did that get your attention? Push up your sleeves and rake, hoe and pull weeds in a beautiful garden setting. Tools, gloves and drinking water provided. Bring sunscreen and tennis shoes. 8:30 a.m. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, Kahului. 249-2798. Maui Coastal Land Trust Service Project Fri. The Pacific Whale Foundation’s Volunteering on Vacation program gives you a chance to help save unique ecosystems at Maui Coastal Land Trust in Waihee. Be prepared to help weed out invasive plants or help with other tasks. Get a free t-shirt for your efforts!. 7:45 a.m.-12 p.m. Maui Coastal Land Trust, Waihee. 808-294-8811 ext. 1. Honokowai Valley Restoration - Sat. Visit remote Honokowai Valley, which is closed to public access, with leader Ed Lindsey. Help save archeological sites of old Hawaii, pull invasive plants and possibly plant native species. Get a free t-shirt for your efforts! Sponsored by County of Maui Office of Economic Development and Hawaii Tourism Authority. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Honokowai Valley, West Maui. 808-294-8811 ext. 1.
The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes and other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
Thursday 05/14
Friday 05/15
Saturday 05/16
Sunday 05/17
Monday 05/18– Wednesday 05/20
The Vince Esquire Band No cover
Kenny Roberts No cover
Way Back Machine No Cover
Kahala No cover
TUE - Da Ha-Y-ans, No cover WED - Chico & Da Kine, No cover
Soul Package
Open Mind
Rick Glencross
The Unknown III
MON - The Easy; TUE - Kilohana; WED - Dezman
845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
De Aquino Braddahs
TBA
KOBE STEAKHOUSE
Karaoke
Karaoke
Unifires/DJ El Flaco
Salsa Night $7, 10pm
Neto Latin Salsa No cover, 9pm
Inferno Fridays $5, 10pm
JR & the Boys
Reggae w/ DJZZ $5, 10pm
TUE - Rave Night w/DJZZ, $5, 10pm; WED - DJZZ No cover, 10pm
Crazy Fingers Trio 9pm
Friday Night Luau $10, 10pm
Exclusive Saturdays
KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711
KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
KIMOS 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
LOS PELONES Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-9900
LULU’S KIHEI 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808
TUE Junior & Oren/Classic Surf Cinema; WED - Latin Night w/ Neto
MAI TAI LOUNGE 839 Front St., Lahaina - 661-5288
MAUI BREWING CO.
Halemanu No cover, 9pm
Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474
MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758
The Silky Ringo 9pm
DJ Decka 9pm
DJ Crest 9pm
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881
Wee D’ono No cover, 10pm
OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414
PINEAPPLE GRILLE 200 Kapalua Drv. Lahaina - 669-9600
Scotty Rotten
Haleakala National Park Service Trip - Sun. Through Volunteering on Vacation, a free program offered by Pacific Whale Foundation, help pull invasive weeds at Haleakala National Park. Free transportation and park admission provided. Get a free Volunteering on Vacation t-shirt for your efforts!. 7:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Haleakala National Park. 249-8811 ext. 1. Save the Forest - Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove. Transportation is provided. Bring warm clothes, long pants and closed boots. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m., Harbor Shop, 300 Ma`alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m., Upcountry Tavares Community Center. RSVP 856-8341. Volunteer on Vacation - Mon. Get to know Maui better by volunteering time to one of many important environmental projects. Meet local experts and learn about the history and environment of the land and get a free t-shirt from the Pacific Whale Foundation! 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Honokowai. 249-8811.
Sports/Fitness Healing Movement Classes for Cancer Patients - Every Tue & Thu. Using Dragon & Tiger, an ancient self-healing system based on Chi Gung, this movement series releases stress, lessens pain and illness, and increases energy for cancer recovery and prevention. Class is provided free for cancer patients and survivors by the Pacific Cancer Foundation. 3-4 p.m. Kahului YMCA. 243-2999. Lahaina Canoe Club Weekly Paddle - Daily. Get buff, talk story, check out the scenery. Thu., 8 a.m.; Sun., 10 a.m. Hanako’o Beach Park (Canoe Beach). 870-6466. Marathon Volunteers Needed - Daily. Care to help out with one of the biggest sporting events on Maui? Organizers for the 39th annual Maui Marathon are looking for folks to fill the positions of head Volunteer Coordinator, Entertainment Coordinator, and Awards Ceremony Coordinator. Are you game?. 280-5801. Maui Croquet Club - Every Sun, Tue & Thu. You could be an amazing croquet player and not even know it. No mallet? No problem. 2-5 p.m. Waipuilani Park, Kihei. 879-0087. Group Run - Wed. Stay in shape while taking in some beautiful views! Group meets at Kihei Community Center. Open to runners of all ages and fitness levels. Refreshments will be provided after. Sponsored by Valley Isle Road Runners. Free. 5:30 p.m. Piilani Highway and Lipoa Parkway.
The Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm
Yoahmama No cover, 10pm
All Access DJ Dancing $10, 10pm
Rampage 10pm
Damien Awai
Brian Como & Friends
Paddling for Women Cancer Survivors Every Mon & Wed. Get together with the Pink Ladies of Mana’olana for canoe paddling. Sponsored by the Pacific Cancer Foundation. 8:30 a.m. Maui Canoe Club. 243-2999. Tai Chi - Every Mon & Fri. Get your Tai Chi in during your lunchbreak with Dr. Lorrin Pang. Free. noon-12:45 p.m. State Building Plaza, Wailuku. 984-8200.
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Badminton Nights - Mon. That’s right. Dust off your shuttlecocks and lace on up. No need to bring rackets or birdies. Just come out. Takes place every Monday through May 4. 6:30-9 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Hono`apiilani Hwy., Lahaina. 661-4685.
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Surfboard Art Exhibit - Sat. These creatively painted boards will be on display all summer in celebration of the importance of surfing on Maui. Call for hours. Green Banana Cafe. 579-9130. “Art of Trash” Entries Being Accepted Daily. This exhibit will open at Maui Mall in May of 2009 and is presented by Community Work Day and Sharing Aloha. Local artists are encouraged to submit works that give new life to discarded objects. Entry forms are available at public libraries islandwide. 573-3911. Art Exhibit: Walls of DeBris - Daily. The vivid work of Maui artist Bryan DeBris will be on display until the end of the month, so stop by and check it out if you’re in the neighborhood. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Gallery, Old County Courthouse, Lahaina. 661-0111. Artist Reception - Daily. The show is called iKons, and features recent works by Maui artist Carla Crow. 5-8p.m. 84 Hana Hwy. Paia. 579-9245. Celebrating the Artist in Us - Daily (except Mon). This annual exhibit showcases the work of Maui’s high school students, and give us a chance to see what’s on their minds. Guests can write messages to their favorite artists on the comment wall. Free. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, Kahului. 242-7469. Meet the Artists - Daily. Every day the Four Seasons’ resident artist will be on hand to discuss his or her work. 8 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort and Spa, 3900 Alanui Drv., Wailea. 874-8000.
MON - Soft Rock; TUE - DJ Decka; WED - Rock Fever Remedy
Fiasco 10pm
WED - John Cruz
The Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm
MON - Duh Boyz, No cover, 10pm; TUE - Ceinco de Mayo party feat. Unifires; WED - Open Mic WED - DJ Blast, No cover, 10pm
Silk Art Display - Daily. Abstract silk artist Cudra Clover’s colorful pieces add another layer of texture to Maui Hands. Mon.-Sat., 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sun., 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Maui Hands Gallery, 84 Hana Hyw., Paia. 579-9245.
Volleyball Day - Sat. Bump, set, spike! Open to everyone. Free. 12 p.m. Kamaole III Beach Park, Kihei.
Art
Soft Rock
WOW! - Wed. Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live island music, gallery receptions, artist appearances and more. . 6:30-8 p.m. 897-6770 x2. Art Night - Fri. Stroll through Lahaina Town’s many art galleries. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments. Each week features a different guest artist. Free. 6:30 p.m. Lahaina. 661-6284.
Artist Demonstration - Fri. Artist Kathleen O’Bryan demonstrates her use of pastels in depicting the complex interplay of light and shade within Maui’s landscape. 3:30-7 p.m. Maui Hands Gallery, 84 Hana Hyw., Paia. 579-9245. Art Bistro - Mon. Local artists display their wares, from photography and painting to jewelry and sculptures. Live music, too. 5-10pm. Jacques, Paia. 808-269-0961.
Farmers market, Art/Craft Fairs
Resort Craft Fair - Every Wed & Fri. Hawaiian arts and crafts. 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort. Everything Made on Maui - Thu. This craft fair is tops because, as the name may indicate, it feature only products made by artisans living on island, so your dollars stay on Maui - a rare thing. 10 a.m.3 p.m. Keaolahou Church, 177 South Kihei Rd., Kihei. 875-1911. Aloha Craft Fair - Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui Mall. 872-4320. KBH Craft Fair - Fri. Cultural crafts and live demos. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Ka`anapali Beach Hotel lobby. 667-5978. Organic Farmers Market - Sat. Fresh produce that’s cheaper than the grocery store. 6:30 a.m.noon. Eddie Tam Memorial Center.
Poetry Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114. Poetry Slam - Every First Fri. Poets 13 and over are encouraged to share their stuff with the First Friday crowd. Pieces are limited to three minutes. $5. 8 p.m. The Promenade (Wailuku Food Court), 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-3993. Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.
Farmers’ Market and Craft Fair - Every Tue, Wed, Fri & Sat. Great deals on locally grown produce and locally made goods. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 871-1307.
Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your original work, your favorite poem, or just come to be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, 662-3950.
Ho`olokahi Arts & Crafts Fair - Every Tue & Fri. Fresh flower lei-making classes from 9-11 a.m. on Fridays. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Wailea Beach Marriott Resort south lobby. 879-1922.
Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome. Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com.
Ohana Farmers & Crafters Market - Every Tue, Wed & Fri. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 877-3369. Farmers Market of Maui - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 61 S. Kihei Rd. Honokowai Farmers Market - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11 a.m. Lower Honopiilani Hwy. Napili Craft Fair - Every Mon, Wed & Sat. Proceeds earned from sales of these locally-crafted goods go to Maui Family Support Services. 9 a.m.4 p.m. Napili Plaza, Napili. 242-0900.
DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Sun, Greg DiPiazza; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Canoes - Sun, Jazz w/ John Maritano, Brian Cuomo & Friends. 3-6. 1450 Front St., Lahaina. 661-0937.
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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes and other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
Thursday 05/14
Friday 05/15
Saturday 05/16
RB STEAKHOUSE RUSTY HARPOON 2290 Kaanapali Pkwy - 661-3123
115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286
SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 -879-0004
Monday 05/18– Wednesday 05/20
SUN - Bingo Pajama
MON - Silky Ringo; WED - Evan Schulman
Live Music
Kahana Gateway, Kahana - 669-8889
SANSEI - KAPALUA
Sunday 05/17
Karaoke
Karaoke
Bingo Pajama
Karaoke
Karaoke
Karaoke
SANTA FE CANTINA
MON - Ladies/80s Night; WED - Chronic Cantina w/ Junior & Oren, No cover, 10pm
900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7805
SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444
DJ Slackin No cover, 10pm
DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm
DJ Magnetic No cover, 10pm
Kanoa of Gomega No cover, 10pm
MON - DJ Blast; TUE - DJ Nature Boy; WED - DJ Kidd C/DJ JP; All no cover, 10pm
SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602
STELLA BLUE’S
Michael Powers $10, 9pm
1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR
Gina Martinelli Band $3, 10pm
1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380
TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052
TIP-UPS TAVERN 1279 2. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299
UNISAN 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku - 244-4500
WATERCRESS
Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350
Karaoke
Karaoke
Karaoke
Karaoke
MON - WED - Karaoke
DJ
D.U.H.
Off Tomorrow
Open Mic Night
MON - The Ladies’ Night; TUE - Billy & the Bad Dogs; WED - Blues Night
Karaoke
808 Underground Club Night; $6, 10pm
Karaoke
Live Music
Karaoke
Karaoke
MON - WED - Karaoke Karaoke
MON - TUE - Karaoke
WOW-WEE MAUI’S
333 Dairy Rd., Kahului - 873-7133
Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troupe; Thu, Sat, Sun, Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Erin Smith; Fri, Sat, Dave Carroll; Sun, Wed, Whale Sharks; Mon, Mickie Moore; Tue, Jazz; . all sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat Ernest Pua’a; Sun,Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,Oversized Productions; Tue, Roy & Friends; Wed, An Den. Late sets 6-8:30 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Parkway, Building P, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri, deAquino Bradaz. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building J, 661-4495. Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne & Pro Ed; Sat, Mark & Mike. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., 667-7758. Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Fri, Hawaiian music with Uncle Louie. 5-7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Rusty Harpoon - Thu, George Kahumoku, Jr., 79 p.m., Tue, Willie K., 7-9 p.m., Wed., Evan Schulman, 7-9 p.m. 2290 Kaanapali Pkwy., Ka’anapali. 661-3123. Santa Fe Cantina - Tue, Ryan from Silky Ringo; 5-8 p.m. Fri, Mike Carrol & Friends, 4-7 p.m. Sat, Damien Awai; 5-8 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7805. Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Fri & Sat, Kincaid Basques; Su, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets except Sat. 7-9 p.m. Sat set is 6:30-9p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.
SOUTH MAUI Beach Bums Ma’alaea - Tue, Randall Rospond, 5-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd. 243-2286. Haui’s Life’s A Beach - Thu, Erin Smith. 1913 South Kihei Rd., 891-8010.
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Longhi’s - Sat, acoustic music. 10:30-11 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883 Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. Wed., Kenny Roberts. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206. Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thu, Rick Glencross Fri, Gail Swanson; 6-8 p.m.; Sun, Celtic Tigers, 6:30 p.m.; Mon, Acoustico, 7 p.m. Tue, Joyce & Gord; 6:30-8:30 p.m.; Wed, John Cruz, 7:30 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Rd., Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. Stella Blue’s - All sets 4-6 p.m. Thu, Steve Sargenti; Fri,. Ahamanu Elu; Sat, Joe Bennett; Mon, Mondokane; Tue, Tom Conway; Wed, Dan & Anne. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-874-3779 Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Wed, Sat, Merv Oana; Sun, Howard Ahia Thu; Fri Margie; Tue Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Gina Martinelli; Sat, Monda Kane; Sun Merv Oana, Mon, Bobby Ingram & Fulton Tashombe; Tue, Rama Camarillo; Wed, Kaleo Cullen. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6284.
CENTRAL MAUI Café Marc Aurel - Live Music on various days. Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-0852. Kahului Ale House - Thu, O‘Kaleo. 5 p.m. Wed, Kilohana. 6 p.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului. 877-9001. Main Street Bistro - Th-Fri, Rhythm & Blues with Freedom. 5-7:30 p.m.. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816.
UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Wed, Dorothy Betz and Les Adam with Vince Esquire. Thu, Haiku Hillbillys. Sat, Live music. Mon., The Hula Honeys All sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. Moana Cafe & Bakery - Wed, Benoit Jazzworks; 6:30-8:30 p.m. Fri., Poni Brendan, 6:309:30 p.m. Sat, Steve Sargenti 6:30-8:30 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. Flatbread Pizza - Every first Wed, Toma Conway & Randall Rospond. 6-9 p.m. Flatbread Pizza, 89 Hana Hwy., Paia. 579-8989. Green Banana Cafe Music - Tu, Shea Argel.
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
Th, Indio. 6-8 p.m. Green Banana Cafe-The Shops at Paia Bay, Paia. 579-9130.
RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234 Umalu - Thu, Off Tomorrow, 6-9; Live music nightly All sets 4-6 & 7-9p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka`anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua`a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KA`ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0011
SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly. ■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, 875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music. Humuhumunukunukuapua`a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100 Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.
Tiki Courtyard - Sun-Thu, Leokane, 6 p.m. Friday, Halau Friday Hula show. 6-9 p.m.
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131
■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500
Wailea Wednesdays w/ WIllie K - Wed, 7:3010 p.m.
Thu, Fri, Tue. Kincaid Kupahu; Sat, Coelho Morrison; Sun & Wed, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.
East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.
■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui
■ RITZ CARLTON 1 Ritz Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200
Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends.
The Lounge - Sun, Ron; -Mon, Joshua K; Tue, Tarvin; Wed, Howard, Thu, Hallie.; Fri, Espresso; Sat, Crazy Fingers. Sun-Thu 7-10 p.m., Fri-Sat 7:3011 p.m. 6:15-9:45 p.m.
■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922
■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 661-3611 Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m. ■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Live music nightly, All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly. ■ THE WESTIN MAUI RESORT & SPA 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Ono Bar & Grille - Fri, Brian Haia; Sat, Keali’i Lum; Sun, Raz Shaggai; Wed, Scott Baird Duo. All sets 6-9 p.m. Tropica - Thu, Fri & Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat & Mon, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Keali’i Lum; Tue, Steve Sargenti; . All sets 6-9 p.m.
Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 69 p.m. Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 911 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, Mele `Ohana Duo. Tue, Thu Ron Kuala’au; Sun-Thu sets 69 p.m.; Fri, Sat sets 6-10 p.m. Sun, Mele `Ohana Duo, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Mon, Wed, Fri, Hula performance, 6-6:45 p.m.
EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge - Thu-Sun, Live music. 6:309:30 p.m. Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing. 7:30-8:15 p.m.
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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Greed is a tricky thing. Very few people are truly immune to its temptations, and you’re not often one of them. Unfortunately, this week it’s the surest way for someone to scam, mislead, or deceive you (or for you to deceive yourself). Now that you’ve been forewarned, the odds of you resisting that fate are much higher. Stay as grounded as possible and remember that even though you don’t have everything, you still live in tremendous abundance. You don’t need anything that bad; certainly your needs aren’t so pressing that you should be taking on anything with potential strings attached.
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)
FIASCO MONDAY MAY 18 10 PM
People say you should confront your fears rather than flee or avoid them. That, naturally, is much easier said than done. In fact, most of us don’t do it unless we have no choice. Under pressure, we frequently do succeed in mastering our anxieties, but it’s absolutely no fun. This week provides an alternative to waiting until you’re backed up against a wall. In front of you is an opportunity to tackle, head-on, one of your oldest worries, with the least suffering, complications, or pressure you’re ever likely to experience. I’d hate for you to pass up this chance. You can face down and decimate your fears anytime you choose, but never again so quickly and simply as you can right now.
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Any fence you put up can get knocked down. Its strength only determines whether someone will need wire-cutters, a fire bomb, or an 18-wheeler to penetrate the damn thing. I almost wonder if it’s really worth the effort of putting one up; anyone worth their salt will respect the boundaries you set, and those determined to violate them can easily do so. I’d say skip the barrier-erecting projects for a week or three. Forgetting about putting up walls for a while should leave a hefty chunk of your schedule and a substantial amount of energy free. May I suggest you turn at least some of it towards building bridges, which are much better than fences in any case?
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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Technology has made our minds lazy. Already, we use it as a crutch to do stuff most people would have done with their brains a few decades or centuries ago. Very few people I know actually use their heads to do math, remember phone numbers or things to do, or even seemingly vital information that they’d be lost without (and are, when they don’t have access to their devices). Has your mind become the equivalent of a morbidly obese, housebound invalid? If not, it’s certainly well on its way. This week, ditch the devices and practice actually using it as much as possible. It needs the exercise.
VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Getting socked in the face by an airbag really hurts, I’ve heard. But it’s still better than slamming your nose against (or through) the windshield. Instead of taking affront at the recent hurt or indignity you’ve suffered, try to take a breath and a moment and see what’s behind it. Odds are intentions were good— and designed to keep you from greater harm and suffering. It’s hard to be grateful about getting punched in the mouth, but that might be what’s called for this week. See if you can muster up a graceful thank you. If you can’t manage that, at least keep yourself from punching them back.
LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Picky parents breed picky children. Those kids aren’t really inheriting their parents’ taste buds so much as their predilections, which they frequently observe and emulate. Mommy turns up her nose at onions, and baby’s a lot less likely to love onions. This is just the most obvious example of a way we affect others, frequently negatively. Just expressing your opinions can be enough to change another’s mind or perspective, often for the worse. Is your influence making someone else’s world smaller or more limited? Correct that, if you can. It may involve biting your tongue, or, better yet, learning to like or appreciate something you never did before.
SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) I hope that should you ever decide you don’t want kids that a vasectomy isn’t the first thing on your list of options. While not necessarily permanent, it’s expensive and occasionally impossible to reverse. There are also plenty of cheaper and less complicated options out there. I appreciate how you just want to get the job done, but leaping immediately the most extreme of available solutions is not the way to go. Make a list. Start with the most out-there options and work your way down to more reasonable ones. There’s no point in wasting your time with the things on the top and bottom of your list. Just pick one in the middle and you’ll do just fine.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Most happily coupled people I know enjoy each others’ natural scents. That’s why I’m always curious that most people (at least in this country) go to such great lengths to mask or hide what they really smell like. So many things in our culture teach us to be embarrassed about our bodies. Personally, I find people who boldly occupy their own skins much more attractive than those who wear masks of make-up and perfume. Whether or not you think going without deodorant is a great idea, you could still change your relationship with your body (and, yes, some of the smells it’s responsible for) for the better. Make that this week’s focus.
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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Spoiled people don’t really realize what a handicap they’ve been saddled with until they reach a time when they can’t have exactly what they want precisely when they want it. They have no tools or practice coping with such a scenario. Watching someone experience such a rude awakening can be weirdly satisfying; coping with one yourself is another story—especially if you never quite realized just how spoiled you were. While that realization is never pleasant, take comfort in the fact that it usually results in a humbler, kinder, and ultimately happier person. Should you experience such a revelation this week, you ought to be able to take comfort in that.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) The moment most reality TV shows get interesting is when whatever facade people have erected for the cameras finally cracks. Of course, this is also the moment that many off-camera relationships suffer a blow. It’s extremely tempting to present a dramatically edited version of yourself to potential romantic partners, but don’t take this too far by obscuring or hiding vital information that you won’t be able to hide forever (or even very long). It’ll just lead to problems sooner or later. This doesn’t mean you need to lay out your baggage and dirty laundry on the first date—but please don’t wait until the honeymoon.
PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Ask yourself: is this really worth making drama about? Would ____ (fill in the blank with your most levelheaded friend) make a big deal out of it? Sometimes in the heat of the moment it’s easy to get carried away and make a big stink over something that really doesn’t matter. Passionate feelings are one thing; I’d hate for you to lose those stormy moods and inspired insights. But this particular potential outburst is fueled by a lack of proper perspective, not the heat of intense emotions. Taking a step back will enable you to save face and keep things cool—so whenever they do heat up, it’ll actually mean something.
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) I’m pretty sure it’s only a matter of time before we manage to create some form of non-human sentience (probably a machine or a genetically modified animal). What we do with our creation—how we interact with it, and what kinds of rights/autonomy we give it—will reveal a tremendous amount about who we are as a species. What you do with the things you create, your children (whatever form they take), also reveals much about you. Since it’s the primary criteria upon which you’ll be judged this week, make sure you’re doing right by them.
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