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CONTENTS
VOLUME 12 • ISSUE 50
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THIS WEEK’S QUESTION What extreme sport do you want to try? Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com Downhill sleeping Calendar Editor/Staff Writer: Kate Bradshaw (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com Zorbing Proofreader: Dina Wilson
Nukes and the ethics of flea killing fill up Editor’s Inbox. A West side tattoo artist offers free laser removal for Hawaii residents who regret the ink on their hands and faces. Eh Brah! says Maui’s Monopoly Man should not pass Go or collect $200. Muslims unwittingly manufacture sex toys in News of the Weird. A wolf, a pig and a dude’s apartment make movie magic in Click of the Week. Rob Report gets to the meat of the matter, while Coconut Wireless is fed up with butts.
12 FEATURE STORY Lance Collins examines how the rich cultural tradition of bon dance is being challenged and affirmed by a new generation. Plus: a schedule of islandwide dances from June to August.
Contributors: Jessica Armstrong, Caeriel Crestin, Lloyd Dangle, Beau Ewan, Doug Levin, Jared Libby, Greg Mebel, Heather Nicholson, Rob Parsons, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II
15 ONO KINE GRINDS
Photographer: Sean Michael Hower That skydive squirrel outfit thing
The Wailuku Fiesta Time is back and, thankfully, not much has changed.
Art Director: Brittany Shaw (808) 281-8975 / brittany@mauitime.com Canyoneering Graphic Designer: Kellee LaVars Nude luge Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com Wii walking General Manager: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com River rafting Administrative Executive: Judy Toba (808) 244-0777 / judy@mauitime.com Hot dog eating contest Administrative Assistant: Jennifer Brown Web Design: Linear Publishing www.linearpublishing.com Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com SUP
17 MUSIC SCENE Maui rockers Highly Unlikely do it with style.
18 FILM Barry Wurst II says The Hangover is mostly a headache.
19 Movie Listings
20 DA KINE CALENDAR Kate previews the week’s choice events including an Eastern music deal and an appearance by a Wu-Tang Clansman.
22 Calendar Listings 23 Grid
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30 Classifieds 31 Mind, Body, Spirit
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up with lots of information you could have used to avoid the toxic bomb. Here’s a simple solution that works: go to Longs Drugs and buy an inexpensive bottle of eucalyptus oil. Mix it with rubbing alcohol. Dilute it further with water. Spray this concoction everywhere in your home. The fleas will go away. Or gather fresh eucalyptus leaves and make a tea. Spray it everywhere in your home. The fleas will go away. Please know that there really are natural solutions to our problems, and we don’t have to fall for the corporate toxic bullet. It’s not idealism. The Goddess really has provided everything we need on this Earth. Seek and you will find. Walk your talk, posted at mauitime.com Rob responds: Let he (or she) who is living 100 percent organically and sustainably, and with a zero carbon footprint, cast the first stone.
NOT OUR ARMY…IT’S IN IRAQ Do your homework—these countries were well on their way to getting nukes before we invaded Iraq [Coconut Wireless, May 28]. Obama’s solution to North Korea: have the UN handle it? They and whose army? BB, posted at mauitime.com Ed. Note: The argument wasn’t that Bush’s “axis of evil” declaration and the invasion of Iraq caused Iran and North Korea to launch nuclear weapons programs but rather to accelerate those programs, believing (correctly) that having nukes would insulate them from attack. Here’s an illustrative timeline: Bush made his axis of evil statement in January 2002; North Korea pulled out of the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty in January 2003; the United States invaded Iraq in March 2003 after months of buildup. The bottom line: in addition to costing thousands of lives and billions of dollars, the occupation of Iraq set back nuclear disarmament, emboldened rogue nations and generally made the world a more volatile, less safe place. That’s the Bush legacy.
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Disappearing ink Lahaina tattooist offers free laser removal for Hawaii residents seeking a clean slate ngelica Keene of Kihei wanted to join the Navy. But there was one small problem— located behind her ear. It was a tattoo, a Zodiac symbol, that violated military policy. “The only thing holding me back was that tattoo,” says Keene. She looked into removal options, but found that she’d have to spend hundreds, perhaps thousands of dollars. That’s when she saw a flier offering free laser tattoo removal for Hawaii residents with unwanted ink on their hands and faces. Soon, Keene and her recruiter were headed to Electric Eel Tattoo in Lahaina for a
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who’s going to sell you a car—every aspect of life, really,” he says. Takhvar says he recently worked on a young man hoping to become a Navy SEAL who had an ace of spades tattooed on his hand. “Some computer said that was a Filipino gang [symbol] in Fresno or something,” says Takhvar. “He was like, ‘I’ve never even been to Fresno,’ but they told him he had to take the spade off. So we did.” In addition to military recruits, Takhvar says he’s seen people trying to rise above their checkered past. “We had one gal who’d [been] through drug rehab,” he remembers. “She had about fifteen tattoos on her hands. She looked like
“We had one gal who’d [been] through drug rehab. She looked like a scratch pad—it was really bad.” - Chris Takhvar, Electric Eel Tattoo Lasers break up ink pigment but usually cause minimal skin damage. session with co-owner Chris Takhvar and his laser. Now, Keene says, she’s a visit or two away from being rid of her tat and in the Navy. “It’s a wonderful thing that he’s doing,” she says. Takhvar, who’s been tattooing for more than a decade and has lived on Maui sporadically for eight years, opened Electric Eel at the end of 2008 with business partner Holly Doddridge. Doddridge, he says, had a vision to do more than body art; she wanted to offer a service “that [could] change lives.” Using money she inherited from her late mother, Doddridge helped Takhvar purchase a YAG selective pigment displacement laser, valued at about $10,000. “She wanted to do something in remembrance of her mom,” says Takhvar. “Not a statue or a memorial, but something that’s active and continuous and constantly helping people. It’s part of our aloha.” s someone who gives tattoos for a living, Takhvar recognizes that sometimes people don’t want them forever—circumstances change, priorities get reordered. “This can affect career choices, who’s going to rent to you,
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a scratch pad—it was really bad.” Takhvar says the woman just completed her second session and that he can already see a big change. “She looks so much prettier, so much more alive,” he says. “She’s rid of this ball and chain she kind of cursed herself with.” Takhvar says he’s removed prison tattoos, and has also seen a lot of “home poke” jobs. One thing he hasn’t touched is traditional Polynesian and Native Hawaiian tattoos—and he says he’d be hesitant to do so. “It’s almost considered an insult to offer to remove cultural tattoos,” he says. “I’m not trying to insult anyone. I value the culture out here and how rich it is. For some people, this is part of their heritage and I respect that.” But, he adds, facial tattoos in particular carry a stigma, fair or not. “You won’t get very far in the larger world with these tattoos, unfortunately,” he says. aser tattoo removal targets and breaks up the ink pigment but usually causes minimal damage to the surrounding skin. Different lasers are effective on different kinds of ink. Black and dark blue inks are the easiest to remove, while colored and light, skin-toned inks tend to be more difficult. How much does it hurt? It’s been variously described as the sting of a rubber
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band snap or the burn of spattering grease. Keene says the procedure is “a little more painful than having your tattoo done.” But, she adds with a laugh, “it’s better than getting your skin cut out.” Because of its effectiveness, the popularity of laser removal has grown along with the popularity of tattoos. At the same time, a debate has sprung up over who’s qualified to operate the lasers. Some dermatologists and health officials say laser removal is a medical procedure and should be left to doctors. Keene admits she was initially concerned about having the procedure done by a non-physician. But, she says, Takhvar quickly put her at ease. “He knows exactly what he’s doing, [he’s] very professional,” she says. Takhvar acknowledges that, if used improperly, the laser can be “a damaging tool.” But, then again, so can a tattoo needle. The keys, he says, are taking the proper precautions—safety goggles to avoid eye damage, thorough cleaning and treatment—and experience. “I’m not going to say I’m a doctor, but with the level of knowledge I have [from] my career, I probably know as much or more about the skin than some doctors,” says Takhvar. He says none of the people who’ve come in for removals have suffered any serious side effects or scarring.
For now, Takhvar and others who want to take up laser removal are free to do so under the law—or, rather, lack of law. There are no federal regulations for non-ionizing radiation (which also includes things like laser hair removal and tanning beds), meaning it’s left up the states. Currently, the Hawaii Department of Health oversees only ionizing radiation such as X-rays and CTscans. “We really don’t have jurisdiction,” says Jeffrey Eckerd, a supervisor in the DOH’s radiation division. Eckerd says draft regulations for nonionizing radiation have been brought up in the past, but that right now they’re “on the back burner.” Even if restrictive rules are one day put in place, Takhvar hopes he’ll be grandfathered in. Eckerd says that’s possible, but not guaranteed. “Usually there is some sort of grandfathering involved, but it would be addressed specifically when rules are drafted and public hearings are [held],” he says. As long as it’s legal, Takhvar says he’ll continue to offer the service. He hopes to acquire another laser so he can work on a wider range of tattoos. “In some cases, a tattoo is like a scar,” he says. “If people made a bad decision, we want to help them reverse that.” MTW
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ehbrah@mauitime.com This goes to you, Mr. West side activity man. You try think ’cause you own so many boats and so many pools and all those concession stands that you own this island. Your customers you only treat good when they handing you their money. You try treat your workers like they stupid or something even when they work hard for you. You try buy out contracts from competitors to form island monopoly. You nothing but greedy. Out here, we try treat people mo‘ bettah. I never once see your pasty face smile. You may own a lot brah, but you don’t own no people, and you don’t own no aloha. You can’t buy aloha, so that makes you the most broke guy on this island!
NEWSOFTHEWEIRD RELIGIOUS SEX In a nondescript building next to a mosque in downtown Karachi, Pakistan, the Qadeer brothers discreetly make and market a million dollars’ worth of fetish and bondage products a year for Americans and Europeans (through sales to stores and on eBay). In fact, if the radical Islamic office down the street knew about the Qadeers’ work, they might be in trouble, according to an April New York Times dispatch, but fortunately, the gag balls, corsets and whips are so odd for Pakistan that even the veiled women who sew them for the Qadeers do not understand that Americans use them for sex play. Customs officials, for example, were puzzled about how to categorize the items for tax purposes. “If our mom knew [the nature of our business],” said brother Adnan, “she would disown us.”
THIS JUST IN: KIDS LIKE DRUGS AND VIDEO GAMES Physician Geoffrey Hart, working with a grant from the National Institutes of Health, recently developed the Pedi-Sedate headgear to trick waiting-room kids into inhaling nitrous oxide while playing video games, thus knocking themselves out and, according to Hart’s company, “dramatically improv[ing] the hospital or dental experience for the child, parents and healthcare providers.” The helmet contains sophisticated sensors to monitor the dosages and effects on the child.
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ing of an 800-acre, carefully designed mud pit that drivers pay $30 to frolic in with their own customized off-road vehicles. One mechanic told the Sarasota Herald-Tribune in April that he had spent $15,000 fixing up his rig, with 6foot-high tires and a skull ornament. His review: “This place is kick-butt.”
PROBATIONARY PERIOD Ms. Indra Ningsih, a 26-year-old maid, was detained by a court in Hong Kong in April after her employer accused her of spiking her vegetable soup with menstrual blood. According to a report of the case in Hong Kong’s The Standard, the maid was employing a belief in some Southeast Asian cultures that menstrual blood has special powers and would improve an otherwise-contentious relationship between the maid and the employer.
OUCH! A case report in a recent issue of the journal Emergency Medicine Australasia described the successful removal of a leech from an eyeball. A 66-year-old woman, gardening in her back yard in Sydney, had accidentally flicked some soil into her eye. By the time a surgeon could extract the leech, it had roughly tripled its body size by feeding on the eyeball’s blood vessels. (The key, by the way: a few drops of saline solution).
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COMING AND GOING (1) A 54-year-old man was found dead of a heart attack in a pornography video booth at the Beate Uhse sex shop in Cologne, Germany, in December. (2) A 42-year-old comedian (and owner of a comedy club in Blackburn, England) was accidentally asphyxiated in April inhaling laughing gas while viewing computer pornography. MTW
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Presumably, the world has always been full of creative people. But before the Internet, only a select few had the means and opportunity to share their creativity with a large audience. For example: without the Web, you would never have enjoyed this 3 min., 55 sec. bit of sublime stop-motion brilliance made by some guy named Takeuchi Taijin using a studio apartment and a series of photos of a paper maché pig and a dude in a wolf suit. Trust us, it’s way, way cooler than it sounds. – JS Find it at… motionographer.com/2009/04/29/takeuchi-taijin-wolf-and-pig
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You like beef, brah? Confessions of a non-meat eater “Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances of survival for life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.” - Albert Einstein grew up in a town, Madison, Wisconsin, where the secondlargest employer, after the University of Wisconsin, was the Oscar Mayer meat packing plant. I recall seeing the famed Weinermobile driving through town for parades or special occasions, with “Little Oscar,” the beloved, diminutive celebrity, behind the wheel.
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round this time, my older brother came back home on a break from college and announced his vegetarianism. Not long after, we drove up to join him at an old farmhouse in Minnesota for a turkey-less Thanksgiving, featuring a 20-pound stuffed Hubbard squash. Back home, I remember my mom groaning melodramatically in the kitchen, in response to another food staple revelation. “Guess what your brother says we have to stop eating now,” she wailed. “Tuna! They kill dolphins when they catch it, and now we have to boycott.”
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Americans are meat lovers, plain and simple. Dietary alterations take a long time—as does coronary artery hardening.
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Hungry? As a kid, I was a bologna sandwich lover—slathered with mayo on white bread, if you please. Meat was a central focus of meals, from breakfast sausage or bacon to lunch meat and on to dinners built around roast beef, corned beef, ham, London broil, steak, sloppy Joes, beef stew, spaghetti and meatballs or even “wiener surprises.” My parents found it amusing that one of their budget meals from my dad’s medical school days—hot dogs sliced lengthwise with melted cheese over mashed potatoes—was one of my favorites. This was the blissful Baby Boomer era, when part of the post-World War II American Dream was the opportunity to consume goods that had been in scarce supply during wartime rationing. The meat and dairy industries were strong, representing two of the “four major food groups” (along with fruits and vegetables, plus cereals and grains) in the pre-food pyramid era. By the late 1960s, the societal mores of the day were being questioned: the Vietnam War; civil rights; women’s rights; environmental degradation. It only made sense that a growing dietary awareness would spring up among young Americans, centered on the “you are what you eat” precept. By the ’70s, health food co-ops sprouted, and many people had their first encounter with a strange food from the Orient: tofu.
With heightened interest about my own food choices, I picked up a book that profoundly shifted the way I looked at the world, Frances Moore Lappe’s Diet For a Small Planet. Lappe explicated that essential amino acids and complete proteins found in meat are all present in vegetables, grains and legumes, especially when combined (e.g. rice and beans) to form “complementary proteins.” But what really caught my attention was the revelation that animal feedlots are particularly inefficient at converting grains to proteins because of the wastefulness associated with feeding livestock corn, soy and cereal grains that could be consumed directly by humans. The premise was clear: the marriage between corporate agribusiness and the meat and poultry industries was not the way to feed the world. At least, not with an ever-growing population straining our overall agricultural yields. he 1970s also marked burgeoning awareness of the destruction of the Amazon rainforest in Brazil for expanding cattle operations. Word on the street was that if you were eating McDonald’s hamburgers, you were contributing to deforestation in South America. I had heard enough. Just out of college and working as a cook at La Creperie restaurant in downtown Madison, I decided to go cold turkey and stop eating meat.
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More than 30 years have passed since then, and I have stuck to my resolve with no ill effects other than some goodnatured ribbing from my softball buddies, who offer to throw a zucchini on the grill for me. But in all that time, I’ve never tried to convince others to quit eating meat. With most people I know, dietary choices are highly personal, whether or not the person possesses much understanding of human nutritional needs. To this day, I resist being told what to do, even when it’s the right thing. My analytical suspicion is that my reactive response emanates from some early childhood effort of my ego to establish itself—and it’s still often successful at trumping my educated superego, to stick with Freudian theory. So, far be it from me to tell others how to act, or what to put in their bodies. Until now. The more I read and learn about how our species (6.8 billion and counting) is impacting nearly every other living being, the more I am convinced that we need to change our over-consumptive ways. The United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization has determined that meat production is responsible for an astonishing 18 percent of greenhouse gas emissions. Eating less meat can be found on nearly every top ten list of things to do to green your life and reduce your carbon footprint.
You don’t even need to completely set aside carnivorous cravings; just keeping them in moderation will be a positive step for personal as well as planetary health. In Belgium, city officials in Ghent, a university town 30 miles west of Brussels, declared that making one day a week meat-free, “is good for the climate, your health and your taste buds.” According to a report in The Guardian, Ghent officials are teaming up with Belgium’s national vegetarian organization, EVA (Ethical Vegetarian Alternative), and adopting Thursday as a vegetarian day. Beginning in September, the city’s schools will be making a meat-free meal the “default” option every Thursday. At least one hospital wants to join in. The city council was persuaded to back the idea when an upcoming young chef, Phillipe van den Bulck, served a gourmet vegetarian banquet at town hall. The city threw a party to celebrate the first veggie day and distributed recipe booklets and 90,000 maps with listings of the best local eateries. Inquiries have come in from other cities in Belgium, as well as The Netherlands and Canada. But don’t expect to hear “Meatless Monday” or “Tofu Tuesday” being announced anytime soon in Omaha, Des Moines, Albuquerque—or Honolulu. You see, Americans are meat lovers, plain and simple. Old habits don’t change
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overnight; dietary alterations take a long time—as does coronary artery hardening from a diet too high in fats (and other risk factors). Worldwatch Institute has proclaimed that consumption of meat in the United States is “embarrassingly high.” They’ve calculated America and China, “which contain 25 percent of the world’s population, combine to
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begins as a living, breathing cow before winding up in a hermetically sealed Styrofoam grocery pack. I landed on Maui the Monday before Thanksgiving in 1977. Two days later, I took my first drive Upcountry, visiting a friend’s Hotel Intercontinental co-worker to ask if he knew of any places for rent. I walked into a peaceful Kula backyard to meet the family, and found that they were preparing for the next days’ feast. They had returned from a hunting trip
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consume 35 percent of the world’s beef, over half of the world’s poultry, and 65 percent of the world’s pork.” Hawaii is a smorgasbord of ethnic favorite meat dishes: teriyaki beef; kal bi and char siu ribs; kalua pig; chicken hekka and katsu; Portuguese sausage; the hamburger steaktopped loco moco plate; and Spam, the all-American island favorite. Yet despite the menagerie of meats available, national rankings show Hawaii among the lowest percentages for incidence of heart disease, diabetes and obesity. Go figure. Maybe it’s the surfing. ’ve often felt that if people were closer to the source of their food, there would be a lot more vegetarians in the world. While many of us have visited a farm or dairy in our lifetimes, few have ventured into a slaughterhouse or meatpacking plant. Those who get woozy at the site of blood from a visit to the clinic for a finger-prick might have a difficult time seeing that their steak
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with a live baby pig, having shot her mother. They were in the process of stringing up the youngster to slit her throat and bleed her to death. I quickly walked back around to the front yard. There, two young local kids were playing, a boy and girl, maybe six or seven years old. I will never forget the looks of terror on their faces as they froze, motionless, while the pig let out a piercing, blood-curdling cry from the backyard—its last breath. Vegetarianism isn’t for everyone, apparently. Those who subscribe to the Eat Right for Your Blood Type line of thinking might find they are descended from hunter-gatherers, and that they just don’t feel right without a regular meal of animal-based protein. The significance of how humans treat animals has been pondered by some of the great thinkers of the world. The Buddha said that eating meat “extinguishes the seed of great compassion.” Author Leo Tolstoy put it even more bluntly: “As long as there are slaughterhouses, there will be battlefields.” So—you like beef? MTW
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ing or downright dumb headlines you can spot. Even those of us who make a living coming up with the dang things only churn out a good one every now and again. So it’s with hesitation that I cast a stone from my glass house. And yet, I can’t resist. Here’s one from today’s Honolulu Advertiser that qualifies for the prestigious Gee, You Don’t Say award: “Catching powerful sharks takes big hooks, lots of line.” Next week: “Lifting heavy things takes arms, strong muscles.”
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Last weekend, the wife and I loaded up the wagon with towels and beverages and various implements of amusement and headed for Po‘olenalena Beach. It had all the makings of a perfect Saturday—until we plopped down on the sand and I started counting cigarette butts. I got to about 30 before I had to stop and snatch one from the hand of my curious two-year-old who looked like he was considering giving it a taste test. I am not some rabid anti-smoking crusader; in general I think tobacco users get a raw deal as compared to others whose habits (drinking, eating large quantities of fried food, etc.) are equally unhealthy. But this is the kind of thing that pushes me closer to the edge. Clearly it’s not just one or two inconsiderate puffers tossing their soggy nicotine stubs on the ground—they’re everywhere. It’s disgusting, thoughtless and a genuine environmental hazard. That mini-rant was preamble to a plug: I got an e-mail today from Maui Time contributor Beau Ewan, who’s also a teacher. One of his students, fifth grader Teak McAfee, is as mad about the butt flickers as I am—and she’s decided to do something about it. With Beau’s help, McAfee created a Web site (buttsoffmauisbeaches.com), with info, links and a petition. Check it out.
THURSDAY, MAY 28 Headline writing is an art. Skeptical? Read through any magazine or newspaper (including this one) and see how many silly, confus-
Attention tax evaders: through June 26, you can make good on past taxes you underreported or dodged altogether without facing a penalty and with a reduced interest rate. As you’ve probably guessed, Hawaii (along with several other states) isn’t doing this out of a sudden burst of altruism, but because desperate times call for desperate measures. Why should I pay up now when I already got away with it, you ask? Well, according to an AP report, after this little amnesty window slams shut, the state is going to ramp up auditing efforts and look to stiffen fines. Could be a bluff, and if you wanna roll the dice that’s your call. We’re just here to elucidate your options…. In other news: Looks like relations between the County Council and Mayor Tavares, which have mostly been too cordial for comfort, are starting to strain as the budget process nears completion. Quoted in today’s Maui News, Councilman Danny Mateo, who co-chairs the finance committee, lambasted the Mayor’s “business-as-usual” approach. Tavares says that while she’s disappointed with some of the cuts included in the budget, she won’t exercise veto power because the council would just override her. Hey, that didn’t stop Gov. Lingle.
SATURDAY, MAY 30 Seriously though: it would be pretty cool to slam down that veto stamp, even symbolically.
SUNDAY, MAY 31 This is from a report in today’s Maui News: “Mayor Charmaine Tavares said she was just recently assured by Maui Land & Pineapple’s new interim CEO Warren Haruki that the hotly contested 255 acres at Lipoa Point are not for sale and the company has no plans to sell them.” Why am I not reassured?… In other news: Just got word that Hawaii Superferry is filing for bankruptcy. At this point, all that can be said has been said. However, I’d like to reiterate for those who keep accusing us and other critics of the vessel of gloating (and worse): no one is happy about the way this thing went down; we all lost.
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MONDAY, JUNE 1 Say this about Gov. Lingle: she’s going out swinging. According to multiple reports, the governor is preparing to order mandatory work furloughs for all state employees—basically an across-the-board pay cut—to make up for a larger-than-expected budget deficit. Expect a flood of ire-laced sound bites and possible legal challenges from union reps and the legislators Lingle promised to “reach across the isle” and work with, both because it’ll be a unilateral move made without their input and, more immediately, because it’ll cut their pay (and Lingle’s too, to be fair)… In other news: North Korea is testing longrange missiles, we’re embroiled in two foreign wars, the economy’s still in the crapper and the government is about to take control of General Motors. But you know what’s really important? The 2012 presidential election. According to an AP report, less than five months after Obama took the oath of office, numerous Republican hopefuls including Gov. Bobby Jindal of Louisiana and FOX News talk show host Mike “if you want
to believe you and your family came from apes that’s fine” Huckabee have already visited Iowa—a mere two-anda-half years before the Hawkeye State holds its caucuses. Sarah Palin, Mitt Romney et al better get in gear. Can’t we just, like, put them all in a big steel cage and settle this quickly (and preferably bloodily)? Think of the ratings.
TUESDAY, JUNE 2 One of the most fascinating political stories of the year has been the evolution of Dick Cheney from tight-lipped behindthe-scenes puppeteer to the de facto spokesperson and legacy defender for the Bush Administration. As if this new, chatty, talk show-happy Cheney wasn’t strange enough, yesterday the former Vice President went off-script in a major way. During a speech at the National Press Club, he said he supports gay marriage (“freedom means freedom for everyone”) and admitted there was “never any evidence” linking Saddam Hussein’s regime with the 9/11 attacks. Who is this crazy hippie and what did he do with Dick Cheney? MTW
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very year, at various locales across Maui, bon dance celebrations are held. People dance, eat and generally enjoy themselves, but the historical and religious beginnings of the event are less well known. And despite its apparent popularity, in some areas the future of bon dance is uncertain. Japanese Buddhists locate the origins of o-bon dances and services in the story of the Buddha’s disciple, Mokuren (Maudgalyayana). The story begins with the death of Mokuren’s mother. During a meditative state, he saw her beyond the material universe. Because of her life as a human, she had been reborn as a hungry ghost. Mokuren sought to give her food, but in her realm, human food appeared as fiery poison. The Buddha instructed Mokuren on the proper procedure for making offerings to hungry ghosts. His mother was satiated and danced in joy. Mokuren, seeing this, joined in her dancing and the people of the village joined Mokuren. This practice was brought by Indian Buddhists to Japan around the sixth century C.E. and syncretized with indigenous Japanese practices honoring the dead. Not to be confused with the indigenous non-Buddhist Tibetan Bön religious tradition, Buddhist scholars believe the word “bon” came from the Sanskrit “ullambana” meaning “to salvage souls from the agony of being hanged head down” or “avalambana” meaning “merit offering to the community that benefits the departed.” Buddhist missionaries brought Bon dances to Hawaii just before the turn of the century. Dances were held irregularly in cane fields near labor encampments. During the early territorial period, plantations
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helped coordinate and manage the dances, which would go late into the night and sometimes involve a lot of alcohol. Marissa Muraoka, a sophomore at King Kekaulike High School and a yonsei (fourth-generation) Japanese dancer, dances “as a way to express my interest in Japanese culture, but at the same time have fun. My grandpa is a Buddhist priest so we’ve been doing it for a while—18 generations.” hese dances developed in Hawaii as a complex strategy for plantation laborers to relax with a familiar cultural practice, for the plantations to divert frustration over poor working conditions and for Buddhist missionaries to interact with the Japanese community.
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Imai recalls, because other dances were held in unpaved open spaces in the camps. While pre-World War II dances in Hawaii were very similar to pre Meiji era dances in Japan, after the war efforts were made by the Buddhist clergy to eliminate much of the “adult” aspects that caused the dances’ suppression in Japan. As plantation life improved, dances were moved to temples and held on weekends. Second-generation Japanese in Hawaii were propelled toward greater assimilation by World War II, which helped establish bon dances as religious and multicultural events. In addition to the camp dances, Mrs. Imai remembers the different West Maui camps going to the old Honokowai School to participate in inter-camp bon dance competitions. She remembers
During the early territorial period, plantations helped coordinate and manage the dances, which would go late into the night and sometimes involve a lot of alcohol. Jane (Kamimoto) Imai, a nisei (second-generation) Japanese dancer who grew up in the West Maui camps, notes that the Kuhua and Kilauea camps were fortunate to have a basketball court nearby with a paved surface to hold dances. “You’d get all dirty everywhere else,” Mrs.
her sister’s group winning the first place trophy for the Kuhua camp one year. Dances involve both live and recorded music. In her childhood, Mrs. Imai remembers using recorded music from a loaned phonograph as well as music by the singer-
songwriter and taiko master Tokunaga-san. Tokunagasan improvised some of the songs, which included events of interest to the Japanese community in the 1940s and ’50s. Albert Watanabe, one of the founders of Maui Taiko, continues the live singing tradition by leading his drumming group in “Fukushima Ondo” at all of Maui’s bon dances. Mrs. Imai’s childhood dancing was geographically limited by the availability of transportation. “People would pick us up or whoever had access to a
dance represented economic development and uplifting of the economic circumstances of their families, who had previously suffered from the poverty of plantation labor camps. People too young to have grown up in the plantation camps see it another way. Those involved express despair over the thought of churches stopping their bon festivities. “It’s sad to consider, but I think it’s inevitable,” says Melanie. “Lanai’s congregation is down to only a handful of seniors and as much as the community helps out,
In some places like Hana, where plantation camps used to be home to many Japanese laborers, the holding of bon dances has ended.
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truck, we would all ride in the back,” she remembers. When raising her children, her family began to go to more dances around the island. When her husband passed, she joined friends in dancing the entire island circuit in his honor. Since then, she has become a regular and dances every year at most of the church events. Some dance songs refer to towns or prefectures in Japan—as in the regularly performed “Fukushima Ondo” and “Iwakuni Ondo.” Others refer to world peace and societal values like “Ganbare Ondo” and “Harebare Ondo.” One of the most famous dances in Hawaii, “Tanko Bushi,” is a love song—but the dance gestures refer to the life of an agricultural laborer. While many of the dances feature the Okinawan standard, “Asadoya Yunta,” the Okinawan community holds an annual dance featuring only Okinawan-style dancing to live music at the Paia Rinzai Temple in mid-August. oday, people from many religious and ethnic backgrounds go to bon dances to dance, to eat food sold by the churches for fundraising and to honor their departed families. Melanie Agrabante, a Hawaiian-Chinese-Caucasian dancer, likes the camaraderie the most. “I’ve made more friends through bon dancing than any other activity I’ve taken part in,” she says. Joseph Daoang, a Filipino dancer, agrees: “I like the community-building aspect. People dancing together, laughing and enjoying a good time. And the food.” Mrs. Imai says that while churches today offer refreshments to dancers, which sometimes involve lavish spreads, in leaner times “workers from the church would bring out a big tray with musubi and takuan (pickled daikon radish)” during the mid-dance intermission. She wondered if the current economic situation may drive more churches to return to the older practice of “rice ball and takuan.” This process of change can be seen on Lanai where Filipinos have replaced Japanese as the dominant ethnic group. However, Mrs. Imai, Marissa, Melanie, Joseph and a group of other Maui dancers make the trip every year to dance at the Lanai Hongwanji’s bon dance. “It’s about people from the big city sharing with people in a small town who don’t have many dancers. They just don’t have enough people,” says Marissa. Many older, long-time Pahala residents reported much pride on the eve of Pahala’s last bon dance in 1999. To them, the end of the tradition of the annual
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when the last congregation member is gone, that will more than likely be the end.” On the bright side, everyone seems to agree that there has been a renewed interested by high school and college aged dancers in recent years. Joseph started dancing a few years ago because of friends. “It helps me overcome my shyness,” he says. Marissa notes how some of her “guy” classmates are shy about coming to the dances but then follow their girlfriends and enjoy it. Mrs. Imai is hopeful about this infusion of youth. “[I’m] glad the young ones are coming in.” MTW
Photos: (left) Rev. Jeffrey Soga and his wife, Rev. Kumika Soga with daughters Kirana and Michelle; (below) statue at Kahului Hongwanji.
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Party hearty Popular Mexican joint has a new owner, but the same good eats unch hour. Late March. I’m meandering down Market Street when I stop to talk story with an associate who works at a nearby music retailer. He reveals that a vital occurrence is about to transpire: “Dude,” he says. “Fiesta Time is back.”
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“What?” I ask. “This killer Mexican place on Lower Main,” he replies, employing a tone of sheer reverence. “The most excellent Mexican food around.” He goes on to describe the joint’s standing as a Wailuku institution, and how its year-plus absence has left a gaping empti-
ness in the hearts of Central Maui Mexican cuisine connoisseurs. Sure enough, the place reopens a few days later, the busty soldadera babe mural on its external wall beckoning all who crave quality south-of-the-border fare. Flash forward a couple months: “Dude,” I say to a coworker around lunch hour as my blood sugar hits a perilous low. “We should check this place out.” So we head down on a doggedly hot day in late May. Owner Dave Gamberdell greets us with cool glasses of horchata and Jamaica (a sweet infusion incorporating the essence of hibiscus flowers and a spot of sugar). It’s an ideal antidote to the merciless asphalt heat. As my coworkers and I scour the menu, which has over 150 possibilities, Gamberdell tells us he took over the business a while back and that the restaurant’s original owners, Raoul and Stella Jaimes, have been extremely supportive.
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When it comes to the food, he says, nothing has changed at either the Wailuku or Paia locations. Guacamole tacos—sans cheese—are a given for me, of course. The coworkers go with the chili verde burrito (pork, mild spiciness, etc.) and the suiza (featuring a tomatilla cilantro sauce) and Mazatlan (shrimp) enchiladas. “Pork,” one coworker states. “It’s enough for me to forgive them for their flu.” Good God. The suiza, another coworker notes, is reminiscent of pizza, due to the presence of tomato, garlic, mushrooms and olives. The guac tacos are a most welcome sight. Corn tortillas, of which I am typically not a fan, do not detract from the heaps of vibrant green guac, tomato chunks, refritos, et al. A double layer of corn tortillas is the default vessel, but they’ll substitute a hard shell or flour tortilla upon request. What’s key about the menu, Gamberdell says, is that it utilizes a few
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Unlikely heroes Maui rockers don’t perform often, but when they do it’s with style s he walks into my office, Ryan Serrano wonders aloud about the wooden beams that run above the courtyard of my building. It might be interesting, the frontman for Upcountry-based rock outfit Highly Unlikely says, to do a tune from up
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there during the band’s First Friday show (which, due to noise complaints from those who’d like the event to be more tame, has since been relocated to Market Street). Bass Player Alex Locke concurs. “That would be sick,” he says. Yeah, I would discourage that, I tell them. Not that it wouldn’t have been cool, but Maui Time is categorically opposed to broken bones of any kind. But going out on a limb in front of the crowd is what these guys do during their rare stage appearances. A huge part of Highly Unlikely’s act, Serrano says, is the visual aspect. The two may have stopped by my office in board shorts, baseball caps and slip-
pers, but the look they sport on stage is the polar opposite of beach dude chic. On stage they typically don dress shirts (not the Chaz popped-collar variety) and vests, the whole bit. Dress may be lax in these parts, Serrano says, but “you shouldn’t look like you’re part of the crowd.” Locke and Serrano accuse each other of being male models—and who am I to doubt them?—but stress the importance of being three-dimensional on stage. The worst thing you can do is stand still, they say. So they move. They interact with the crowd. They may even, at times, climb. While stage presence is an important part of the band’s act, Serrano says that at times they get pigeonholed; that people often think they’re playing to the Twilight crowd when in fact they’d probably appeal more to fans of Alien vs. Predator. Serrano writes the band’s lyrics, which he says focus primarily on drug addiction and relationships of various kinds—rock and roll stuff. Locke, guitarist Lewis Upfold and drummer Andy Quammen collaborate on the tunes’ instrumental components. Usually one will come up with a riff or hook around which the other guys construct the song. The result is an extremely raw and musically simple brand of hard rock infused with punk rock momentum, primarily due to Quammen’s drum work. It’s no surprise that in his hometown of Madison, Wisconsin, Quammen drummed in bands that opened for the likes of NOFX and Bad Brains. You can
hear Sandin-esque energy and precision in his playing. Locke’s musical background is probably the group’s most interesting. His father is John Locke, former pianist for the psychedelic ’60s rock band Spirit, a band best known for the rager “I’ve got a Line on You.” (And from whom, legend has it, Jimmy Page lifted the opening bars of a song now known as “Stairway to Heaven.”) Despite being encouraged to play music from a young age, Locke says, it wasn’t until he heard Black Sabbath that the light bulb went off. Serrano draws influence from a seemingly unlikely source: James Hetfield of Metallica. He recalls being floored after seeing the band on Oahu years back, and was determined to become a frontman— but his vocals don’t sound like those of Hetfield. They lack that demonic quality that defines Metallica’s sound. At the same time, they’ve definitely got a heavy
dose of angst, as one would imagine given the band’s metallic leanings. Highly Unlikely’s original lineup came together in 2006 when three of the guys, all working at Hailiimaile General Store, discovered that they all had similar musical visions. A year later they picked up Locke. Their decision to play only sporadically has endowed them with a certain mystique. They don’t want their act to get stale, they say. This approach may have helped boost them into the final round of last year’s 92.5 Battle of the Bands, a rank they shared with two other Maui bands, both of which are extremely well known. It was JoJo, DJ for the since-reformatted 92.5 FM, that suggested they play after giving their tunes a spin on the air. Friday’s show will serve as a much-needed dose of the heavy stuff for Maui rock fans. It’s highly likely that they will deliver in style. And without injury, we hope. MTW
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Nasty ‘Hangover’ Slapped-together Vegas comedy does have a few hilarious gags hat is it about Las Vegas that makes people act so crazy? Do tourists feel they need to live up to the reputation of this neon-saturated den of debauchery? Or maybe going out of your way to visit a gambling
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utopia created by mobster Bugsy Siegel is asking for trouble to begin with. Either way, the Las Vegas Film Commission probably loves that a place known for gambling debts, moral and political corruption and temporary marriages is a constant setting for comedies. The four leads of The Hangover are a giddy groom-to-be (Justin Bartha)
and his nutty groomsmen (Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms and Zach Galifianakis) who wake up in their Vegas suite after a night of prenuptial partying and find that they can’t remember a thing that happened the night before but have lots of physical proof that whatever occurred was highly illegal and could lead to multiple arrests. As directed by Todd Phillips, the man behind Old School, this stupid comedy is occasionally hilarious, but doesn’t cash in on its promise. The cast is both an asset and a problem: Bartha, who stole both National Treasure movies playing Nicolas Cage’s snarky sidekick, is mostly absent, which is a real mistake—the guy could carry a comedy by himself. Another misstep was casting Galifianakis, a poor substitute for Will Ferrell. Ferrell could’ve played the role of the deadbeat slob in his sleep and still have been funnier. That leaves Cooper, the villain of Wedding Crashers, and Helms, who is playing an R-rated version of his character from The Office, to carry the movie—and they almost pull it off.
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Three drunk men and a baby. Some very raunchy, out-there gags make this more memorable than it deserves to be, especially a sequence involving a tiger, another with two crooked cops abusing the trio for the amusement of sadistic children and a Mike Tyson cameo. The jokes are noholds-barred, but the best the movie can come up with are cheap laughs. Even Dude, Where’s My Car? got more comic mileage out of the what-happened-lastnight scenario. The plot sloppily connects one joke to another but has no respect for story or character. The people on screen
are as real and fleshed out as figures in a one-joke SNL skit. The movie has a howlingly hilarious scene that plays during the end credits and reveals a major plot point. It is, by far, the film’s funniest moment. Yes, that’s right, the end credits are the best thing in the movie. Is it worth top admission price to see them? No. Wait to see this on DVD or watch it the next time you’re in Vegas. You can sit back and take comfort in knowing that, no matter how badly behaved you are, you’re a saint next to these guys. MTW
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MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival Candlelight Cinema FIERCE LIGHT: WHEN SPIRIT MEETS ACTION - Unrated - Documentary - Martin Luther King, Jr. called it “love in action.” Gandhi called it “soul force.” This flick features appearances by Thich Naht Hanh and Julia Butterfly Hill, among others, in an attempt to capture that elusive yet worldchanging spirit. 90 min.
New This Week THE HANGOVER - R - Comedy - A bunch of dudes go to Vegas for a bachelor party and end up having to piece together what happened after they booze copiously. They’re already making a sequel to it. I’m not joking. 100 min. LAND OF THE LOST - PG13 - Comedy Will Ferrell plays a scientist who gets sucked into a vortex that spits him out in a land ruled by dinosaurs. Unfortunately it’s the Jurassic (judging by the T-rex) and not the Cretacious, when dinosaurs where smaller. 93 min. MY LIFE IN RUINS - PG13 - Comedy - The ‘Big Fat Greek’ franchise’s latest installment, this flick chronicles a woman who is trying to recapture her mojo by becoming a tour guide. We’re an American band. Woo. 96 min. VALENTINO: THE LAST EMPORER PG13 - Documentary - Apparently Valentino is a fashion designer, and this documentary chronicles him and the painfully shallow world within which he has managed to thrive. 96 min.
Now Showing ANGELS AND DEMONS - PG13 Thriller - Based on the smash hit Dan Brown airplane page-turner of the same name, this flick follows a similar arc as that of Brown’s ‘Da Vinci Code’ in that it entails uncovering some trippy crypto-conspiracy type stuff involving the Vatican. I’m guessing this, much like the novel, will be more widely consumed aboard aircraft than anyplace else. 138 min. DANCE FLICK - PG13 - Art, Foreign - One of those Wayans Brothers “movie” attempts, and presumably an instant classic. It involves an interracial boy-girl dance duo. High on the lobotomized farm animal must-see list. 83 min.
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DRAG ME TO HELL - R - Horror - When a young, pretty, blonde loan officer evicts an old woman from her home, said loan officer becomes cursed, which turns out to be loads of fun. 99 min. GHOSTS OF GIRLFRIENDS PAST - PG13 Comedy - Matthew McConaughey plays a douchebag who womanizes copiously, and tries to get his engaged brother to do the same. In a dream he gets visited by the ghosts of past girlfriends who show him the douchebaggery of his ways. 100 min. IS ANYBODY THERE? - PG13 - Art, Foreign - This flick chronicles the life of a boy whose unique childhood involves being raised on the English seaside within the confines of the nursing room his parents run. 95 min. MANAGEMENT - R - Comedy - The son of a hotel owner (Steve Zahn) falls for a businesswoman who passes through (Jennifer Aniston), and risks bear attacks and heartbreak to follow her across the country. 93 min. NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM II - PG - Comedy - A Ben Stiller-induced security guard finds himself in yet another museum wherein a pharaoh’s curse makes stuff come to life at night. This time it’s the Smithsonian. It’s got Steve Coogan and Christopher Guest, among others, which is what confuses me. 105 min. STAR TREK - PG13 - Sci-Fi - This babe-fest is a prequel to the series of events we all know and love from the original flicks, with a few time-jumping mind humps thrown in for good measure. Plus: Simon Pegg - of ‘Shaun of the Dead’ fame plays Scotty. I would go full nerd for Simon Pegg. 126 min. TERMINATOR: SALVATION - R - Action Hey, you know what cash cow action franchise hasn’t been revisited on the big screen in a while? Only this time it’s 2018. John Conner is all grown up and presumably dreamy. Humanity is on the brink of eradication. Conner leads the human resistance when a mysterious and presumably equally dream stranger shows up. Do the math. 115 min. UP - PG - Animation - This Pixar flick chronicles the voyage of an old dude who, after tying a balloon or two to his house, is bound for South America, where he has dreamed of visiting all his life. 96 min. X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE - PG13 Action - This film, which I thought they already made, traces the origins of the dreamiest X-person of all, Wolverine. Hugh Jackman stars. 107 min.
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THIS WEEK’S PICKS Exploring Eudora
East meets East
Friday (June 5), 7pm, Iao Theater, Wailuku
Friday (June 5), 7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC Saturday (Jun. 6), 7pm, Napili Kai Resort
Adding to the First Friday festivities this month will be a staging of the David Penhallowpenned production Bonsai Darling. Columnist extraordinaire Paul Janes-Brown directs this chronicle of one Eudora Whitney. It’s set on Maui in 1934 and depicts the unraveling of Whitney’s world amid greed, family struggles and racial tension, all over the course of the holidays. Lauren Burgess, Ute Karolina Fitch and Dane Brown are among the cast, and Janes-Brown even makes an appearance. This will no doubt serve as a rare glimpse at life in an exponentially different time. Since this Pick mentions First Friday, we feel compelled to reiterate that Maui Time will not be participating in this month’s festivities, not because we don’t think it’s a cool event but because apparently some other Market Street dwellers don’t dig what we do. Please though, don’t let that stop you from checking out this play.
Perhaps it’s just a matter of grass-is-greener, but I find the various aesthetics of the East—near, middle, far, you name it—absolutely dazzling. In comparison, stained glass mosaics aside, the visual and auditory elements of Western culture often seem extremely drab. Puritanical. Prude. (Burqas notwithstanding, mind you.) An Indian sari blows away even the most elaborate of Elizabethan getups. This weekend’s show blends the music, dance and aesthetics of India and Japan. Organizers say that Dhvani, the production’s title, refers to “an aesthetic concept of Indian poetry [that] denotes expression through the power of sound.” Odissi (an Indian dance form) choreographer Sarala Dandekar and Yosakoi (a form orginating in Japan) dancer—and Maui resident—Akari Ueoka are among those who collaborated on the visual aspect of this performance. Tabla player Ty Burhoe and Steve Oda (on sarode, a stringed instrument employed in classical Indian music) provide the dramatic musical element. A YouTube montage of the performance (search Dhvani Maui) gives a good appetite-whetting taste. $28/$18 (Friday); $25 (Saturday).
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Wu-Tang Clan is one of the most influential hip-hop groups ever. Among most their most notable works is the 1993 song “C.R.E.A.M.,” the title of which is the somewhat depressing acronym for Cash Rules Everything Around Me. The group wasn’t just a band of three or four dudes; it was a collective featuring nine phenomenal lyricists, among them Method Man, Ol’ Dirty Bastard and Raekwon. The latter, ambiguously nicknamed “the Chef” due to his ability to, um, cook, may have a slightly more obscure identity than the aforementioned, but he’s been writing and recording copiously over the past decade and a half, often collaborating with fellow Wu-Tanger Ghostface Killah. Raekwon comes to Maui just ahead of this summer’s release of his latest, Only Built 4 Cuban Linx 2, the sequel to his highly acclaimed 1995 release Only Built 4 Cuban Linx. Dr. Dre is listed among the record’s producers, and Linx 2 features appearances by Method Man, Busta Rhymes and others. This show is a must for anyone remotely into smart, innovative hip-hop. Maui hip-hop veterans Amphibeus Tungs and DJ JP open.
According to a dream interpretation Web site, seeing an octopus in a dream indicates a personal sense of entanglement or cloudiness. On the other hand, it could also signify that the dreamer is being possessive in some waking life situation. Regardless of the meanings we subconsciously assign them, octopi are pretty damned cool animals. To me they represent versatility and strength. This is why it seems auspicious that Maui Thing Clothing Co. adopted the octopus for its logo. This Wednesday, the superhip local designer is teaming up with Tiki Lounge to raise funds for Kihei Youth Center. A portion of funds raised from the “Summer Dreams” cocktail will help the center purchase sports, art and educational supplies. Every $5 you donate gets you entered into a drawing for sweet prizes. Plus: Erin Smith will rock out.
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Big Shows
Jimmy Mac & the Kool Kats - Sat, Jun 6. These
nism extravaganza. This year’s theme is “Carnival.” Kama
Westside Vibes (Lahaina). $20/$30 door (keiki under
guys have been rockin out for almost 20 years. They
Aina rates from $75. Kapalua. 665-9160.
10 get in free). 10 a.m.-7 p.m. War Memorial
‘A’A Disco presents DJ Spun (Rong Music
cover a lot of beachy tunes and are big on audience
Sheepdawg 2009 - Sat & Sun, Jun 13-14. This
Stadium, Wailuku.
NYC) - Fri, Jun 5. Veteran producer, label owner,
participation. Dy-no-mite. Five bucks gets you in, my
event aims to foster a sense of community among
Eddie Vedder - Mon, Jun 29. Eddie Vedder?
and underground dance music institution Jason
friend. 9 p.m. Hard Rock Cafe, Lahaina. 667-7400.
creatives, serving both as a play-
Drummond AKA DJ Spun is appearing live and
Just Another Day on Maui - Sat, Jun 6. We’re
ground and as a bridge between cul-
direct from the Big Apple in an exclusive Maui-only
an American band. We’re an American Band. We’re
tures. Slated acts include Albino,
appearance at Makawao’s venerable discotech. Get
coming to your town. We’ll help you party down.
Zelly Rock, Itals, Pale Soul, Onry
down Upcountry! 10 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave.,
We’re an American band. Email justanotherdayon-
Ozzborne, Brothers Keeper and
Makawao. 572-0220.
maui@yahoo.com for more.
more.
Danny Couch - Fri, Jun 5. This multiple Hoku win-
Kihei Youth Center Benefit - Wed, Jun 10.
www.sheepdawghawaii.com. $250.
ner comes to Maui for one night to sing such hits
Maui Thing and Tiki Lounge are helping the center
All day. Camp Keanae.
as “These Islands,” “Lady You’re my Rainbow” and
with its educational, artistic and athletic supply
Zenshin Daiko - Fri, Jun 19. The
“You Are the Best of My Life.” $40 in advance for
needs. See This Week’s Picks for more details. 7
tenth annual installment of this daz-
buffet dinner and show/$50 door. Doors 5:30 p.m.,
p.m. South Shore Tiki Lounge, Kihei. 874-6444.
zling show brings us the Shirakaba
Dinner 6 p.m., Show 7:30 p.m. Elleair Rainbow
Stage
Ballroom, Maui Beach Hotel, 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului. 877-0051.
Bonsai Darling - Fri. Paul Janes-Brown directs Dhvani Performance - Every Fri & Sat, Jun 5. This production presents a style of dance that com-
this tale of life and strife on Maui in the 1930s. Free! 7 p.m. Iao Theater, Wailuku. 242-6969.
bines Indian Odissi dance with Japanese Yosakoi dance and sets it to classical Indian music. Slated performers include Ty Burhoe and Sarala Dandekar. $28/$18. 7:30 p.m., Friday, Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469; $25. 7 p.m., Saturday, Elleair Rainbow
Cinderella - Fri-Sun. This fractured Pro Arts of the Pacific presentation of a classic fairy tale features music and is directed by Doug Kendrick. $8.50. Fri. 7 p.m.; Sat. 1, 4 & 7 p.m.; Sun. 1 & 4 p.m.
Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Kaahumanu
Ballroom, Napili Kai Resort 669-6271.
Center, Kahului. 875-4367. Raekwon - Fri, Jun 5. This super hard-working East Coast rapper and member of the Wu-Tang clan comes to Maui for a solo performance.
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Orchestra and Mountain View, CA’s
Aotearoa-based songwriter Liam
Way, Kahului. 242-7469. John Legend - Thu, Sep 10. No way. This most excellent young soulful singer/composer will probably sell out quickly. A portion of proceeds from ticket sales go toward an effort to improve living condi-
Jun Daiko. Zenshin headlines with special guest
tions in African villages. $65/$55/$45. 7:30 p.m.
Kenny Endo. $20. 7 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC,
Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.
Kahului. 242-7469. Elmo Makes Music - Fri, Sat & Sun, Jun 26. That adorable little red Muppet will be rocking out on Maui with buds Zoe, Big Bird and others. Tunes
Events THURSDAY, JUN 04
they’ll be playing include “The Hustle,” “Rockin’
Land Use Commission Meeting - Fun fun
Robin” and, yes, “C is for Cookie.” $10/$20/$33.
fun. The commission will discuss a few major
Fri.: 7 p.m.; Sat.: 10:30 a.m., 2 p.m. & 5:30 p.m.;
developments that will probably occur. Upcountry
Sun., 1 & 4:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One
and in Wailuku. 9 a.m. Haleakala Ballroom, Maui
Cameron Way, Kahului. 242-7469.
Prince Hotel, 504 Makena Alanui Drv. 874-1111.
808 Unite Concert - Sat, Jun 27. This first annu-
DHHC Talk Story - Department of Health and
al music festival is going to be gigantic. Features
Human Concerns director Lori Tsuhako will discuss
Maui’s own Amphibeus and Terms None also per-
Kapalua Food & Wine Festival -Thu-Sun, Jun 11-14.
Testifiyah, Maoli, Ekolu and more. Find tickets at
the various programs that DHHC administers. 12-
form. $20/$25 door. 9 p.m. Hard Rock Cafe,
Spago, Pineapple Grill, Merriman’s and many other super-
Super Stop (Waiehu & Kahului), Solid Clothing
1:30 p.m. Maui County Business Resource
Lahaina. 667-7400.
fine restaurants will be participating in this three-day hedo-
(Kaahumanu Mall), Ocean Bar & Grill (Kihei) and
Center, Maui Mall, Kahului. 873-8247.
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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011
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Friday 06/05
Saturday 06/06
Sunday 06/07
Monday 06/08– Wednesday 06/10
House of S.I.N. No cover, 10pm
House Boutique No cover, 10pm
Erin Smith No cover, 10pm
Escape Sundays
MON - A Kettle Prime; TUE - House of House; WED Dub Step Wednesdays
Latin 21 N
Kanekoa
Mojomana
CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852
CASANOVA
’A’A Disco feat. DJ Spun $10, 10pm
1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
CELLAR 744 744 Front St., Lahaina 661-3744
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Wavetrain $5, 9pm
Haiku Hillbillys $10, 10pm
Teomon/Dan De Lion $10, 10pm
Orin & Junior
Dave Carroll No cover
Dave Carroll No cover
Erin Smith No cover
MON - Peter; TUE - Jazz Night; WED - Whaleshark, No cover
Quiz Night w/ Chile Dog
Pau Hanas
Pau Hanas
Ms. Beaver
MON - Manic Mondays
Karaoke
Rock Fever Remedy
Karaoke
MON - Karaoke; TUE - Pool Tournament; WED - Jam Night
142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085
Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908
DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669
EHA’S POOL BAR 1234 Lower Main, Wailuku - 242-1177
GIAN DON’S
Zodiac Party $5, 10pm
Ultra Fab $5, 10pm
Pac Vibe
Karaoke
Raekwon/Amphibeus Tungs/DJ JP; $20, 10pm
Jimmy Mac & the Kool Kats; $5, 10pm
Rampage
The Easy
Karaoke Pio Marasco: Chill’n Deep 9pm
1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041
GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR
Ladies’ Night
1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888
HARD ROCK CAFÉ 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010
ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199
JACQUES 120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844
WED - Ladies’ Night, $10, 10pm
Alternative Night
CHARLEY’S COOL CAT CAFE
Lahaina Tennis Club Meeting - This is a
MOM - Merry Mondays; TUE - DJ Chrest; WED -Pac Vibe (No cover)
Karaoke
Karaoke
Karaoke
MON-WED - Karaoke
DJ Del Sol $10, 9:30pm
DJ CIA
FRIDAY, JUN 05 celebrating the end of junior high. Yay. 10 a.m.
Carden Academy, Pukalani. 573-6651.
Ceremony - Yay! High school is over! Get a job.
Wo Hing After Dark - A chance to check out
5:30 p.m. King Kekaulike High School, 121 Kula
some rare Chinese artifacts and other facets of
Hwy., Pukalani. 573-8710.
the olden days after the sun goes down. Films on
let’s have a show of hands. Whose 401k was lost in bet? Bank of Hawaii presents this talk on how to
this topic will also screen. Happens every Friday. $2. 1-8 p.m. Wo Hing Museum, Front Street,
Lahaina. 661-3262.
save for retirement. 5:30-7 p.m. Bank of Hawaii,
First Friday Wailuku - Kanekoa performs at
Kahului Branch. 888-643-3888.
Cafe Marc Aurel this month, and there’s a cool his-
Painting Portraits in Watercolor - Francis Ku teaches this VITEC workshop on portraying other humans by way of watercolor paints. $44. 5:30-8:30 p.m. Maui Community College, Kahului. 984-3231. Compassionate Communication Practice Workshop - Did you ever notice that you can’t spell “compassionate” without “compass?”
torical play at the Iao. Other than that it’ll be pretty tame this month. 5-7:30 p.m. Market Street from
Main to Mill, Wailuku. Baldwin
High
School
Graduation
-
Ceremony marking the successful completion of secondary school. Yay. 6-7 p.m. War Memorial
Stadium, Wailuku. 984-5656.
Anyhoo, this dealy is based on Marshall
Artist Reception - Born on Maui, avant-garde
Rosenberg’s “Nonviolent Communication.” $10-
artist Univar is the oldest of 24 children. His style is
$30, but no one will be turned away for lack of
unique and eclectic, so expect the unexpected. His
funds. 6:30-8:45 p.m. Located in Pukalani (call for
work will be on display through 7/5. 6-8 p.m.
specifics). 572-0018.
Banyan Tree Art Gallery, Lahaina. 661-0111.
Cirque Polynesia - This spectacle of limberness
Introduction To Ayurveda and Vedic
will be a permanent West End fixture. A dazzling 75-
Astrology - Astro-Ayurvedic doctor T. Goswami
minute show. Daily shows (except Tue.) will ensue.
from India returns to Maui. Dr. Goswami hails from
$35-$75. 7 p.m. Hyatt, Kaanapali. 661-1234.
a 500-yr old family tradition of Ayurvedic physicians.
Weight Loss Surgery Seminar - This free
$15. 7 p.m. Rinzai Zen Mission, Paia. 250-7161.
information session, presented by the Surgical
Art Song Contest - Friday’s concert will be held
Weight Loss Center of Hawaii, focuses on the
at Makawao Union Church and Saturday’s event
advantages of, well, surgical weight loss, as one
will be held at Keawala’i Congregational Church in
might imagine. 7-9 p.m. MACC, Kahului. 561-5511.
Makena. Benefits the Children’s Justice Center.
Cinema Night - Cafe Mambo will be hosting an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21 and older crowd. This week’s flick is Office Space, so break out the flair. 9 p.m. Cafe Mambo, Paia.
579-8021.
WED - Wii Lounge Night; No cover, 10pm
Karaoke Night
Front Street, Lahaina.
Lecture: Saving for Retirement - Yeah, um,
TUE - Dani Girl
DJ Nexus
Carden Academy Graduation - A ceremony
Commencement
TUE - Smooth Jazz w. Scott Sugar; DJ Rozak (Rock)
TUE - Pool Tournament; WED - Ladies’ Night
Tennis Club players. 5 p.m. Wakida Tennis Courts,
Kekaulike
Teen Night (coming soon)
Karaoke
mandatory meeting for new and returning Lahaina
King
MON - Open Mic
$15. 874-6420.
healing through mantra, diet, herbs. $108. 10 a.m.-
Maui Dance Council Performance - They’ve
4 p.m. Rinzai Zen Mission, Paia. 250-7161.
been practicin’. Today they rock. 12:30-1:30 p.m.
MS Meeting - Come to this monthly meeting if
Queen Kaahumanu Center, Kahului. 877-3369.
you or a loved one is suffering from Multiple
Ocean Workshop - This two-day class, entitled
Sclerosis. Free. 10-11:30 a.m. Kaiser Permanente,
Coral Reef Ecology, the Littoral Zone and Marine
Conference Room 1, Wailuku. 800-FIGHTMS.
Invertebrates will focus on environmental threats to
Holokai Club - A chance for keiki to play games
reef systems among other things. $100. Sat, 8
and learn a thing or two. Must be accompanied by
a.m.-4:30 p.m.; Sun, 10:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m.
a parent orr guardian. Queen Kaahumanu Center,
Discovery Center, Pacific Whale Foundation,
Kahului. 877-3369.
Maalaea. 249-8811.
Swap Meet - From camo hunting gear and koa
Art Opening/Reception - Artist Kirk Kurokawa
carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate,
presents a series of nuanced oil portraits that cap-
locally-crafted jewelry, this place pretty much has it
ture various aspects of life in Hawaii. Kurokawa
all. Killer produce market, too. Admission: 50 cents.
won the 2006 Schafer Portrait Challenge Jurors’
7 a.m.-12 p.m. Maui Community College, Kahului
Award. Come talk story and check outhis stuff. 5
Harbor side. 877-3100.
p.m. Viewpoints Gallery, Makawao. 572-5979.
Ko’ie’ie Fishpond Workday - Fishponds were
Maui High School Graduation - High School
vital to ancient Hawaiians. ‘Ao’ao O Na Loko I’a O
is over. Congrats. Welcome to the recession. 5 p.m.
Maui seeks to restore this south Maui fishpond to
War Memorial Stadium, Wailuku. 873-3000.
its original state, and invites the public to come
Art Opening/Reception - An exhibit showcas-
help. 8-11 a.m. South Kihei Road, Kihei. 359-1172.
ing the work of David Ivan Clark and 1 Wayam Karja
Keiki’s Dream Fundraiser Run - Run a mile
opens tonight. Come check out their work and have
and help this nonprofit help sick kids. 8-9 a.m.
a glass of vino. 6-9 p.m. Paia Contemporary
Keopuolani Park, Wailuku. 242-8476.
Gallery, 83B Hana Way., Paia. 579-8444.
Tai Chi Body Mechanics - Kurt Miyajama leads
Hawaiian Quilting Workshop - Dolphine
this workshop on this Taoism-based energetic
David instructs participants on how to make these
movement practice. $49. 8:30-9:30 a.m. Maui
adorable patchwork blankets. $35. 7-9 p.m.
Borders Books & Music, Maui Marketplace,
Community College, Kahului. 984-3231. Banyan Tree Art Fair - This local, open-air art
Kahului. 662-8554.
showcase reaches festival proportions. Features
Bon Dance - This colorful Buddhist practice cele-
ocally made ceramics, original oils and acrylics,
brates the memory of ancestors that have passed
hand-made jewelry and tons more. Free. 9 a.m.-5
with music, taiko drumming and more. Free. Service at 6:30 p.m.; Dancing at 7:30 p.m. Lahaina Shingon
p.m. Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina. 661-0111. Spiritual Growth Through Journaling -
Mission, 682 Luakini St., Lahaina. 661-0466.
Learn specific methods of journaling to increase
Free Ocean Discovery Cruise - Pacific Whale
SATURDAY, JUN 06
spiritual growth. Bring a writing utensil and some-
Foundation welcomes the public to come out on a
Ayurveda Workshop - India-based Astro
thing that contains blank pages and let the fun
complimentary one-hour discovery cruise in celebra-
Aurvedic Doctor T. Goswami leads this intensive
begin. $39. 9-11 a.m. Kihei Lutheran Church, 220
tion of World Ocean Day. From Maalaea: 12:30, 1, 2
study of ancient secrets of medical astrology and
Moi Pl., Kihei. 290-3446.
& 2:30 p.m. From Lahaina: 2 & 3:30 p.m. 249-8811.
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BY KATE BRADSHAW CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM tures lo’i kalo. An excellent way to learn about the
TUESDAY, JUN 09
ticipants, but spectator admission is free.
area’s history, nature and culture. Organized by the
Continues through Sunday. Kahili Golf Course,
Small Business Survival Kit - A chance for
Kipahulu Ohana. 12:30-4 p.m. Kipahulu, Hana side.
2500 Honoapiilani Hwy. 242-4653.
small business owners to learn about how to main-
248-8558.
Film: Sea Change - In observation of World Ocean Day Maui Ocean Center will screen Sea Change: Imagine A World Without Fish. It discuss-
tain during tough times. Free. 12-1 p.m. Maui
County Business Resource Center, Maui Mall, Kahului. 873-8247. Invasive Species Education Event - Free
screenings across the nation. Film will be shown
community training workshops are slated for the
throughout the day. Multiple showings throughout
Hawaii Early Detection Network, which monitors for
the day. Maui Ocean Center, Maalaea. 270-7089.
invasive species. Participants will learn to identify pests like Banana Bunchy Top, little fire ant, invasive marine algae, and others. 5-7 p.m. Hana Community
Ayurveda Class - Astro-Ayurvedic doctor T.
Center, Hana. 984-3717.
Goswami will deliver a lecture on ayurveda and
Native Hawaiian Chamber of
Pancha Karma for cleansing and rejuvenation. $45.
Commerce Annual Meeting -
10 a.m.-1 p.m. Rinzai Zen Mission, Paia. 250-7161.
Judge Richard Bissen will speak
Senior Sunday - Maui residents ages 60 and
about Hawaiian businesses and
better can enjoy the beautiful Hawai`i Nature
swear in the new members of the
Center for free once a month. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 875
Board of Directors. No-host bar,
Iao Valley Road, Wailuku. 244-6500.
$20. 5:30 p.m. Cary & Eddie’s
Free
HIV/Hepatitis
C
Testing
and
Counseling - Mon-Fri. Available from the Hawaii Dept. of Health. Free Hepatits A & B Vaccines also available. Times and locations vary around the
island. 984-2129. Health Management Class -
Maps! Links! Addresses! Phone #s!
Tue. This course is aimed at helping people with chronic health conditions manage their daily lives. Goes through 6/16. $10. 9-11:30 a.m.
Kihei Lutheran Church. 268-7356. Israeli and International Folk
Hideaway, Kahului. 584-1898.
Dancing - Daily. Israeli and inter-
Skin Cancer Talk - Melanoma
national folk dancing takes place at
showcase reaches festival proportions. Features
on mauitime.com
ocally made ceramics, original oils and acrylics,
isn’t
hand-made jewelry and tons more. Free. 9 a.m.-5
beach...well. sorta. Today Dr. Amy
p.m. Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina. 661-0111.
Reisenhauer will discuss ways in which to prevent
Classic Car Show - A chance to check out some awesome-o rare vehicles. Free. Maui Mall, Kahului.
871-1307.
exactly
a
day
at
Grace Church, Kula, Sundays 4-6
the
p.m. Israeli folk dancing happens at
skin cancer at this free workshop. 6:30-8 p.m.
The Jewish Congregation of Maui, Kihei, Tuesdays 6-8 p.m. 280-1051.
Kaiser Permanente, Maui Lani Clinic, Wailuku.
Low Cost Accupuncture - Mon-Fri. This
270-7308.
Upcountry clinic offers treatments for under $30. No appointment necessary. Mon.-Fri., 8-1 and 4-7. 1170
Hawaii Golf Talk - Bryan Fryklund, author of The
WEDNESDAY, JUN 10
Golf Fanatic’s Guide to Hawaii, will sign his book and
Success Rally - Ron Martin of Success
Maui Singles Investment Club - Tue. This
talk about some of Hawaii’s most amazing golf cours-
Dynamics will discuss success strategies for small
event gives Maui singles a chance to mingle while
es. 2 p.m. Barnes & Noble, Lahaina. 662-1300.
businesses. Light lunch served. Free. 11 a.m.-12:30
learning about investments. 5:30-7 p.m. Cary &
Sunset Drum Circle - Come and drum, dance
p.m. Maui County Business Resource Center,
Eddie’s Hideaway, Kahului. 579-9249.
and shake it on the beach with Omzone. Free. 4:20
Maui Mall, Kahului. 873-8247.
Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Tue. Support
p.m. Kamaole Point. 298-9022.
Youth Digital Media Workshop - The Hawaii
the kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching
Popcorn Potluck - Fuzzbox Productions pres-
Youth Services Network sponsors this workshop,
their Polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids.
ents this exercise in awesomeness featuring a free
which will examine the ways in which young peo-
5:30 p.m. 669-6271.
screening of The Muppet Show and The Dark
ple use social networking sites like Twitter and
Ukulele Lessons - Tue. Learn some strumming
Crystal. Supreme. 7 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center.
Facebook.
661-4685.
Classroom 2, Wailuku. 587-2198.
p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-5304.
Still Life With Watercolor - Frances Ku
Free Yoga Class - Wed. Rejuvenate your senses
shows participants how to capture still life with Film: Sea Change - In observation of World
with this Hatha Yoga class. It takes place on the
paint. 5:30-8:30 p.m. Maui Community College,
Ocean Day Maui Ocean Center will screen Sea
green between tennis courts. And it’s free. 8-9:15
Kahului. 984-3231.
a.m. Waipualani Park, Kihei. 344-8068.
Wine Tasting: Reislings - Reisling is one of the
Daily Yoga - Daily (except Sun & Wed). Yoga class-
sweeter white wines, and is most tasty. This tast-
es for all levels are offered in lower Kula.
ing features reslings from across the globe, includ-
Restorative yoga, asana alignment, vinyasa flow
ing New Zealand and Germany. $35. 7 p.m. Cafe
and women’s yoga classes. Georgi Abelenda
Marc Aurel, Wailuku. 244-0852.
instructs. Call for more information. Kula. 280-6171.
MONDAY, JUN 08
Change: Imagine A World Without Fish. It discusses the threat of ocean acidification. Coincides with screenings across the nation. Film will be shown throughout the day. Multiple showings throughout the day. Maui Ocean Center, Maalaea. 270-7089.
8:30-10
a.m.
Cameron
Center,
Complimentary Pupus from 8–9pm. 744 Front St., Lahaina Call 661-3744 for reservations. thecellar744.com
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techniques to impress you friends with. Free. 5:45
Biofeedback - Fri. Mary Higgins, QXC/SCIO prac-
Building Supplies Drive - Mon-Sat. Donate
ing yet another day in a toxin-filled world. Walk-ins
titioner, helps you energetically rebalance after liv-
the old. Find supreme deals on building supplies.
only. Sliding scale pricing. 2-5 p.m. Dragon’s Den.
Help a needy family build a decent home. 9 a.m.-4
573-2424.
p.m. 399 N. Market St, Wailuku. 986-8050.
Job Club - Fri. Get help preparing resumes, con-
Cell Phone Recycling - Daily. Donate your old
tacting prospective employers and interviewing.
cell phones to help find a cure for breast cancer.
Free. 3-5 p.m. Job Connections of Maui. 871-4143.
Cell phones will be recycled by EPA standards, and
Maui Quilt Guild - Fri. Meet other quilters in this
100% of funds raised will go to 2009 Avon Walk for
monthly open meeting. 6 p.m. Hale Mahoalu
Breast Cancer. Call for time. Island Honda, 110
Elima Community Center, Kahului. 572-1168.
Hana Hwy; Printer’s Ink, Wailuku Industrial
Tuesday nights @ the club 8pm–Midnight
Makawao Ave. (Next to Casanova). 276-6037.
Ongoing
Center. 344-6552.
JUNE 04, 2009
Lipoa St. Ste. 202, Kihei. 874-9642.
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Banyan Tree Art Fair - This local, open-air art
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Neeraja leads kirtan in the tradition of Jai Uttal, Krishna Das and others. $5-$10. 7 p.m. 115 East
es the threat of ocean acidification. Coincides with
SUNDAY, JUN 07
Ecstatic Chanting Kirtan - Tue. Heather
Papale Pepe Na Kupuna Knitting & Crocheting Club - Every Fri & Sat. This group
East End Nature Hike - Daily. A kanaka tour
meets every second Saturday and last Friday to knit
guide will lead hikers through the Kipahulu area of
and crochet caps, scarves and lap blankets for
Haleakala Park, including a bamboo forest,
chemo patients, Hale Makua and Women Helping
Waimoku Falls and Kapahu Living Farm, which fea-
Women. 1 p.m. Kahului, call for details. 214-9864.
The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
Thursday 06/04
Friday 06/05
Saturday 06/06
Sunday 06/07
Monday 06/08– Wednesday 06/10
The Vince Esquire Band No cover
Kenny Roberts No cover
Way Back Machine No Cover
Kahala No cover
TUE - Da Ha-Y-ans, No cover WED - Chico & Da Kine, No cover
All Access Party
Halemanu
Soul Package
All Access Rehab Sundays
MON - The Easy/Uke Open Mic; TUE - Pool Night; WED - Hump Day
845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
De Aquino Braddahs
Mike & Mark - Good Times.
KOBE STEAKHOUSE
Karaoke
Karaoke
Reggae w/ DJZZ $5, 10pm
TUE - Rave Night w/DJZZ, $5, 10pm; WED - DJZZ No cover, 10pm
KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711
KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
KIMOS 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
LOS PELONES
Salsa Night $7, 10pm
Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-9900
LULU’S KIHEI 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808
Salsa w/ Barbara & Neto No cover, 9pm
Assault Squad Riderz 10pm
Heineken Summer Nights
Crazy Fingers Trio 9pm
All Access Friday Night Luau $10, 10pm
All Access Xclusive Saturdays; $10, 10pm
TUE Junior & Oren/Classic Surf Cinema; WED - Latin Night w/ Neto
MAI TAI LOUNGE 839 Front St., Lahaina - 661-5288
MAUI BREWING CO.
Flying Sheep Problem No cover, 9pm
Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474
MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758
The Silky Ringo 9pm
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE
DJ Decka 9pm
DJ Crest 9pm
Curtis Love
100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF
Soft Rock
MON - Soft Rock; TUE - DJ Decka; WED - Rock Fever Remedy
Yoah Mama
WED - Willie K
The Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm
MON - Dubfire, No cover, 10pm; TUE - Unifires; WED Open Mic
Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881
Wee D’ono No cover, 10pm
The Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm
Yoahmama No cover, 10pm
OCEANS BAR & GRILL
Thirsty Thursday
All Access DJ LX $10, 10pm
Zoo Crew Old School Night
WED - DJ Blast, No cover, 10pm
Scotty Rotten
Damien Awai
Brian Como & Friends
WED - Wet Wednesday w/ DJ Blast
1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414
PINEAPPLE GRILLE 200 Kapalua Drv. Lahaina - 669-9600
Reggae on the Water - Every Wed & Fri.
High Hopes Square Dance Club - Mon. A
Paia Elementary, 2-4 p.m. FRI - Kahekili Terrace,
Yo Yo Workshop & Demo - Sun. Yo Yos are
Lovely sunset cruise features cocktails, pupus
place for beginners to pick up some steps and sea-
Wailuku, 3-6 p.m. Haiku Boy’s and Girl’s Club, 3-5
silent, so encourage your kids to learn how to use
and reggae music. Perfect. Ras Shaggai emcees
soned square dancers to show off their moves.
p.m. For more info call 661-0111.
them and finally get some peace and quiet! Free. 4-
the Wednesday cruises (which leave from
Free. 7 p.m. Hannibal Tavares Community Center,
West Side Storytime - Every Tue & Sat.
5 p.m. Maui Toy Works. 661-5304.
Maalaea at 5:30 p.m.) and Kanoa of Gomega
Pukalani. 572-0671.
Lahaina’s biggest bookseller is hosting keiki story
Keiki Chess Club - Mon. For little masterminds
emcees on Friday (which leave from Lahaina at
Pipe Up - Mon. No experience is needed for
time, so get them hooked on reading early. Tue., 10
age 8-12. Taught by magician Neil Bruce. Free. 2:30-
5:30 p.m.). 249-8811.
drummers and bagpipers at these open, free les-
a.m.; Sat., 11 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina.
4 p.m. Makawao Public Library. 573-5313.
Shakin’ Keiki - Fri. Come see little hula dancers
son and practices for the Isle of Maui Pipe Band. 6
Keiki Dance With Lori Lewis - Every Thu & Fri.
in adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their
p.m. Call for Direction. 876-0154.
Creative Movement for ages ranging from 15 mos. to
Workshops
ancestors. Free. 3:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900
Senior Line Dancing - Mon. Line dance les-
5 years old. Call Lori for details. Studio Maui, Haiku
Front St. 667-9216.
Spiritual Growth through Journaling - Sat.
sons for people 55 or better. 8:30-10 a.m. Kaunoa
(Thu.); Little Explorers, Wailuku (Fri.). 573-5456.
Learn how journaling fosters spiritual growth.
Habitat for Humanity - Sat. Spend a few hours
Senior Center, Sprecklesville. 270-7313.
Keiki Issues? - Thu. The Parent Project, a program for
Participants are asked to bring their journal or a
helping a family in need get secure shelter. 9 a.m.
Swing & Lindy Hop Dancing - Mon. You’re
parents of strong willed children. Wrestle the phone
blank notebook. $39. 9-11 a.m. 220 Moi Place,
Call for details. 893-0334.
money, baby. This group incorporates rock, hip hop
away from the child and make that call. Free. 6:30-8:30
Kihei Lutheran Church. 280-3446.
Halau
and anything else rooted in jazz. 7-10 p.m. Kenolio
p.m. Hui Malama Learning Center. 289-5050.
Ke Ola Pono: Healthy Living - Tue. Maui
Kawaianuhealehua holds open hula classes for chil-
Recreation Center, 131 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei. 344-8180.
Story Time - Thu. Keiki story time and crafts. Free.
County’s Office on Aging in partnership with ALU
dren, teen and adult wahines and kanes. 9 a.m.
Free Eye - Wed. Screening, that is. In obser-
10 a.m. Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana. 665-1114.
LIKE, Inc. is sponsoring a series of health manage-
Maui Waena School.
vance of Eye Safety Month. No appointment nec-
Toddler Story Time - Thu. Brush up on the lat-
ment workshops for people of all ages living with
Hula Show - Every Sun & Sat. Get a taste of
essary. 1-5 p.m. Kahului Building, 33 Lono Ave.,
est in children’s books with your little one. Free. 10
any chronic health conditions. Workshop fee for
Hawaiian history and culture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui
Kahului. 877-8955.
a.m. Makawao Public Library. 573-8785.
individuals 60 and older is $10, for those 59 and
Hula
Classes
-
Sat.
Every
Sat.
Mall, Kahului. 877-8952.
younger $35. Fee includes companion book and
Keiki
Holokai Club - Sat. This monthly keiki event fea-
Soroptimists of Maui Meeting - Sat. Visitors are welcome at this meeting of business and pro-
After-School Help - Mon-Fri. Hui Malama
materials, activities and other fun stuff. 10 a.m.-12
fessional women that’s dedicated to improving the
Learning Center offers after-school homework help
p.m. Queen Kaahamanu Center, Kaahumanu
Maui Invitational Music Festival - Daily. This
lives of women and girls in our community. 4:30
and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911.
Ave., Kahului. 877-3369.
annual festival is goes on through July, and features
Athletic Club Outreach - Every Tue & Thu. Got
Keiki Shots - Sat. (Central Maui) Bring children
p.m. Hale Mahaolu Elima Community Hall,
Kahului. 264-1775.
tures arts & crafts, performances, educational
tough kids? Get them instruction on Olympic
up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for
Line Dancing - Sun. Practice your tush push ya’ll
weightlifting, power lifting, body building and
vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-
and come on down for some line dancing by the
sports-specific weight training by an experienced
in basis. Free. 12-3 p.m. Wailuku Health Center.
Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons: 6:30 p.m.; Dancing:
team of coaches. Ages 11-19. Free. 4:45-6 p.m. St.
984-8260.
7 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall.
Mark
Yu-Gi-Oh - Sat. Little gamester get out your cards
Boo Boo Zoo Volunteer Orientation -
Episcopal Church, Wailuku. 244-4656.
Weightlifting
Hall,
Good
Shepherd
relaxation CD. 9-11:30 a.m. Kihei Lutheran Church.
268-7356.
instrumental workshops, vocal clinics, concerts and jam sessions. Presented by the nonprofit Arts Education for Children Group. Free (donations appreciated). 572-6247. Hawaiian Medicine Workshop - Thu. Learn
and get ready for a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament! Free. 3
about ancient Hawaiian healing principles like Lomi Lomi,
La’au
Lapa’au
and
others.
Kahu
Kapi’ioho’okalani Lyons Naone. $129. 6-8 p.m.
Mon. The East Maui Animal Refuge rescues and
Free Keiki Art Classes - Every Mon, Tue, Wed
p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-4766.
rehabilitates goats, sheep, pigs, deer and the
& Fri. Lahaina Arts Society offers free children’s art
like. This no-kill shelter invites the public to come
Swimming Lessons - Sun. Valley Isle Aquatics
classes island wide. MON - Lahaina Surf Hawaiian
help care for these adorable little guys. It’s prob-
is offering keiki swimming lessons in conjunction
Housing, 3-5 p.m. TUE - Baha’i Faith Maui Center,
ably one of the most rewarding things one can
with the County of Maui, Community Classes.
Makawao, 9-11 a.m. Ka Hale A Ke Ola, Wailuku, 4-
do. 9 a.m.-12 p.m. 25 Malu Aina Place, Haiku.
Folks can call or go to www.valleyisleaquatics.com
6 p.m. WED - Baha’i Faith Maui Center, 9:30-11:30
for further information. 12:15-4:15 p.m. Kihei
Daily
572-7964.
a.m.; Honokowai Kau Hale, 2:30-4:30 p.m. THU -
Aquatics Center. 572-4665.
Program - Mon-Fri. Learn names of fish youíve
Honolua Village Center, Kapalua Resort. 2147910.
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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
Thursday 06/04
Friday 06/05
Saturday 06/06
RB STEAKHOUSE RUSTY HARPOON 2290 Kaanapali Pkwy - 661-3123
SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286
SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 -879-0004
Karaoke
Karaoke
TBA
Karaoke
Karaoke
Karaoke
SANTA FE CANTINA
SUN - Bingo Pajama
MON - Silky Ringo; WED - Evan Schulman
MON - Ladies’ Night; WED - Junior & Oren, No cover, 10pm
Greg Di Piazza
900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7805
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444
Monday 06/08– Wednesday 06/10
Live Music
Kahana Gateway, Kahana - 669-8889
SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE
Sunday 06/07
DJ Magnetic No cover, 10pm
Kanoa of Gomega No cover, 10pm
MON - DJ Blast; TUE - DJ Nature Boy; WED - DJ Kidd C/DJ JP; All no cover, 10pm
Karaoke
Karaoke
Karaoke
MON - WED - Karaoke
Da Ha-Y-Ans
Gomega
Open Mic Night
MON - The Ladies’ Night; TUE - Billy & the Bad Dogs;
Karaoke
808 Productions Club Night; $6, 10pm
Ola Hou
Live Music
Karaoke
Karaoke
DJ Slackin No cover, 10pm
DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm
SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602
STELLA BLUE’S 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR
The Edge $3, 10pm
1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380
TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052
Karaoke
TIP-UPS TAVERN 1279 2. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299
UNISAN 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku - 244-4500
WATERCRESS
Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350
MON - WED - Karaoke MON -Karaoke; TUE - Live Music; WED - Karaoke
Karaoke
WOW-WEE MAUI’S
333 Dairy Rd., Kahului - 873-7133
seen while snorkeling and how to protect Mauiís
Transportation is provided. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m.,
od. Competition happens every weekend, granted there
reefs at PWFís free Coral Reef Information Station.
Harbor Shop, 300 Ma`alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m.,
are waves. Call Jack Starr for more info. 205-9500.
8 a.m.-12 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea. 808-249-8811.
Upcountry Tavares Community Center. 856-8341.
Volleyball Match - Sat. Bump, set, spike! Open to
Farmers market, Art/Craft Fairs
Kanaha Beach Project - Every Tue & Thu. Join
Sports/fitness
everyone. Free. 12 p.m. Kamaole III Beach Park, Kihei.
Farmers’ Market and Craft Fair - Every Tue,
group leader Val Magee in helping restore the natural landscape. Bring water, snacks and sunscreen.
Healing Movement Classes for Cancer
Meet at the Canoe Hale. . 8:30 a.m.-11:30 a.m.
Patients - Every Tue & Thu. Using Dragon & Tiger,
Kanaha Beach Park. 808-294-8811 ext. 1.
Meet the Artists - Daily. Every day the Four
an ancient self-healing system based on Chi Gung,
Seasons’ resident artist will be on hand to discuss his
Ho`olokahi Arts & Crafts Fair - Every Tue &
Save Honolua - Tue. Meeting to inform, educate
this movement series releases stress, lessens pain
or her work. 8 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort
Fri. Fresh flower lei-making classes from 9-11 a.m.
and involve the community on the proposed devel-
and illness, and increases energy for cancer recov-
and Spa, 3900 Alanui Drv., Wailea. 874-8000.
opment of Honolua Bay. 6:45 p.m. Lahaina Civic
ery and prevention. Free. 3-4 p.m. Kahului YMCA.
Center. 870-0052.
243-2999.
Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get
Lahaina Canoe Club Weekly
works of art made strictly from dis-
free info about marine life and answers to all those
Paddle - Daily. Get buff, talk story,
carded
pesky questions that keep you up all night at this
check out the scenery. Thu., 8 a.m.;
PWF info stand. 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea.
Sun., 10 a.m. Hanako’o Beach Park
249-8811.
(Canoe Beach). 870-6466.
Weed and Pot Club - Wed. Did that get your
Maui Croquet Club - Every Sun,
attention? Push up your sleeves and rake, hoe and
Tue & Thu. You could be an amazing
pull weeds in a beautiful garden setting. 8:30-10:30
croquet player and not even know it.
a.m. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, Kahului. 249-
No mallet? No problem. 2-5 p.m.
2798.
Waipuilani Park, Kihei. 879-0087.
Maui Coastal Land Trust Service Project -
Group Run - Wed. Group meets at
Turnbull. 6:30-8 p.m. 897-6770 x2.
Fri. PWF’s Volunteering on Vacation program gives
Kihei Community Center. Open to
Art Night - Fri. Stroll through
you a chance to help save unique dune ecosystems
runners of all ages and fitness levels. Sponsored by
Lahaina Town’s many art galleries. Special gallery
in Waihee. Help weed out invasive plants and get a
Valley Isle Road Runners. Free. 5:30 p.m. Piilani
shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments.
free t-shirt for your efforts!. 7:45 a.m.-12 p.m. Maui
Highway and Lipoa Parkway.
Each week features a different guest artist. Featured
Coastal Land Trust, Waihee. 808-294-8811.
Paddling for Women Cancer Survivors -
artists this week include Allison Goode and Gabriel
Wed, Fri & Sat. Great deals on locally grown pro-
Art
duce and locally made goods. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Maui
on Fridays. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Wailea Beach Marriott
The Art of Trash - Daily. Community Work Day Maui presents this fascinating exhibit that features
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Mall store),
Resort south lobby. 879-1922. Ohana Farmers & Crafters Market - Every Tue, Wed & Fri. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu
Shopping Center. 877-3369. Farmers Market of Maui - Every Mon, Wed &
Kahului. 573-3911.
Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh
WOW! - Wed. Every Wed. Wailea
produce. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 61 S. Kihei Rd.
on Wednesdays presents live
Honokowai Farmers Market - Every Mon, Wed
island music, gallery receptions,
& Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and
artist appearances and more.
canned goods. 7-11 a.m. Lower Honopiilani Hwy.
Featured artists this week include Dario
Campanile
and
Steve
Honokowai Valley Restoration - Sat. Visit
Every Mon & Wed. Get together with the Pink
Burchman. Free. 6:30 p.m. Lahaina. 661-6284.
remote Honokowai Valley, and help save archeolog-
Ladies of Mana’olana for canoe paddling.
Artist Demonstration - Fri. Artist Kathleen
ical sites of old Hawaii, pull invasive plants and pos-
Sponsored by the Pacific Cancer Foundation. 8:30
O’Bryan demonstrates her use of pastels in depict-
sibly plant native species. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Honokowai
a.m. Maui Canoe Club. 243-2999.
ing the complex interplay of light and shade within
Valley, West Maui. 808-294-8811 ext. 1.
Tai Chi - Every Mon & Fri. Get your Tai Chi in dur-
Maui’s landscape. 3:30-7 p.m. Maui Hands Gallery,
Walk Waihee - Sat. Take an educational guided
ing your lunchbreak with Dr. Lorrin Pang. Free.
84 Hana Hyw., Paia. 579-9245.
tour of the Waihee Coastal Dunes. Free. 9 a.m. Call
noon-12:45 p.m. State Building Plaza, Wailuku.
Art Maui - Daily. This juried art show contains the
to register. 244-5263.
984-8200.
vastly diverse works of over 300 artists and runs
Napili Craft Fair - Every Mon, Wed & Sat. Proceeds earned from sales of these locally-crafted goods go to Maui Family Support Services. 9 a.m.4 p.m. Napili Plaza, Napili. 242-0900. Resort Craft Fair - Every Wed & Fri. Hawaiian arts and crafts. 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Renaissance Wailea
Beach Resort. Everything Made on Maui - Thu. This craft fair is tops because, as the name may indicate, it feature only products made by artisans living on island, so your dollars stay on Maui - a rare thing. 10 a.m.3 p.m. Keaolahou Church, 177 South Kihei Rd.,
Kihei. 875-1911. Aloha Craft Fair - Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui Mall.
872-4320. KBH Craft Fair - Fri. Cultural crafts and live
Save the Forest - Sun. The Pacific Whale
Kimo’s 32nd Annual Longboard Contest -
through Jul. 5. Don’t tell Senator Tankerbell. 11 a.m.-
Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to
Every Sun & Sat. In memory of Rob Thibault, this no
5 p.m. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, 1
demos. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Ka`anapali Beach Hotel
Cameron Way, Kahului. 242-7469.
lobby. 667-5978.
pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove.
cord, single fin 9 ft.+ contest is now in the holding peri-
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Westin Kaanapali Ocean Resort Villas
Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;.
Craft Fair - Fri. An array of island made crafts for
Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets
sale, dag nabit. Artisans from Maui here to share
2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building J,
Café Marc Aurel - Live Music on various days.
their unique products and take home gifts for
661-4495.
Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St.,
friends and family. Free parking. 9 a.m.-4 p.m.
Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne
Ocean Lawn, Westin Kaanapali Ocean Resort
& Pro Ed; Sat, Mark & Mike. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844
Kahului Ale House - Thu, O‘Kaleo. 5 p.m. Wed,
Villas. 667-3254.
Front St., 667-7758.
Kilohana. 6 p.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave.,
Organic Farmers Market - Sat. Fresh produce
Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Fri, Hawaiian music
that’s cheaper than the grocery store. 6:30 a.m.-
with Uncle Louie. 5-7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center,
Main Street Bistro - Th-Fri, Rhythm & Blues with
noon. Eddie Tam Memorial Center.
Lahaina, 661-8881.
Freedom. 5-7:30 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816.
Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain
Poetry
Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m.
CENTRAL MAUI
■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL
2605 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0031
Wailuku, 244-0852.
Lagoon Bar - Live music nightly, All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.
Kahului. 877-9001.
■ THE WESTIN MAUI RESORT & SPA
2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Ono Bar & Grille - Fri, Brian Haia; Sat, Keali’i Lum; Sun, Raz Shaggai; Wed, Scott Baird Duo. All sets 6-9 p.m.
UPCOUNTRY MAUI
Tropica - Thu, Fri & Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat &
Hana Hou Cafe - Wed, Dorothy Betz and Les
Mon, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Keali’i Lum; Tue, Steve
Adam with Vince Esquire. Thu, Haiku Hillbillys. Sat,
Sargenti; . All sets 6-9 p.m.
Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at
658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.
Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location,
Rusty Harpoon - Thu, George Kahumoku, Jr., 7-
call 665-1114.
Live music. Mon., The Hula Honeys All sets 6-9
9 p.m., Tue, Willie K., 7-9 p.m., Wed., Evan
p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.
Poetry Slam - Every First Fri. Poets 13 and
Schulman, 7-9 p.m. 2290 Kaanapali Pkwy.,
over are encouraged to share their stuff with
Ka’anapali. 661-3123.
the First Friday crowd. Pieces are limited to
Santa Fe Cantina - Tue, Ryan from Silky Ringo;
9:30 p.m. Sat, Steve Sargenti 6:30-8:30 p.m. 71
Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve
three minutes. $5. 8 p.m. The Promenade
5-8 p.m. Fri, Mike Carrol & Friends, 4-7 p.m. Sat,
Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island
(Wailuku Food Court), 2050 Main St., Wailuku,
Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.
Damien Awai; 5-8 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina,
244-3993.
667-7805.
Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night
Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Fri & Sat,
with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc
Kincaid Basques; Su, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert
Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.
Kaina, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Wed, Albert Kaina. All
Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your
sets except Sat. 7-9 p.m. Sat set is 6:30-9p.m.
original work, your favorite poem, or just come to
Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapi`ilani Rd.,
be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public
Napili, 669-1500.
Library, 662-3950.
Moana
Cafe
&
Bakery - Wed, Benoit
Jazzworks; 6:30-8:30 p.m. Fri., Poni Brendan, 6:30-
Flatbread Pizza - Every first Wed, Toma Conway & Randall Rospond. 6-9 p.m. Flatbread Pizza, 89
Hana Hwy., Paia. 579-8989.
others who want to be heard. Sessions are record-
5-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd. 243-2286.
ed and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome.
Haui’s Life’s A Beach - Thu, Erin Smith. 1913 South Kihei Rd., 891-8010. Longhi’s - Sat, acoustic music. 10:30-11 p.m.
Mulligan’s on the Blue -
St., Lahaina, 661-0700.
Thu, Rick Glencross Fri, Gail
Canoes - Sun, Jazz w/ John Maritano, Brian
Swanson; 6-8 p.m.; Sun, Celtic
Cuomo & Friends. 3-6. 1450 Front St.,
Tigers,
Lahaina. 661-0937.
Acoustico, 7 p.m. Tue, Joyce &
Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty
and
■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA
3850 Wailea Alanui, 875-1234
Humuhumunukunukuapua`a - Nightly, 5:30 ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI
4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100
nightly All sets 4-6 & 7-9p.m. Torch lighting cere-
Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.
mony nightly.
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE ■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB
661-2000
Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.
Nils
Umalu - Thu, Off Tomorrow, 6-9; Live music
Benoit Jazz Works.
Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front
Mon,
p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo.
104 Ka`anapali Shores, Lahaina,
Sat, Harry Troupe; Sun, Greg DiPiazza; Mon, Tue,
Sat,
200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234
Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Roberts. All sets 6:30-9 p.m.
Johnson;
Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy
■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA
3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883
BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane;
Marcus
ceremony nightly.
at Paia Bay, Paia. 579-9130.
WEST MAUI
Wed., Kenny
7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and
Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.
Beach Bums Ma’alaea - Tue, Randall Rospond,
WEST MAUI
Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-
Baria; Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting
RESORT SHOWS
hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and
DINNER MUSIC
3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000
Th, Indio. 6-8 p.m. Green Banana Cafe-The Shops
SOUTH MAUI
zumatribe@yahoo.com.
■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA
Green Banana Cafe Music - Tu, Shea Argel.
Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab
Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave,
SOUTH MAUI
See into the
Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu,
100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131 Wailea Wednesdays w/ WIllie K - Wed, 7:3010 p.m. ■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA
future
Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Ernest Pua`a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m.
East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.
CALENDAR
Torch lighting ceremony nightly.
Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie
on mauitime.com
■ KA`ANAPALI BEACH
Lawerence and Friends.
HOTEL
Gord; 6:30-8:30 p.m.; Wed, John
■ WAILEA MARRIOTT
2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0011
3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922
Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troupe; Thu, Sat, Sun,
Cruz, 7:30 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St.,
Tiki Courtyard - Sun-Thu, Leokane,
Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front
Wailea, 874-1131.
6 p.m. Friday, Halau Friday Hula show. 6-9 p.m.
St., Lahaina, 661-4855.
South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sat, Erin Smith;
■ KAPALUA RESORT
Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Erin Smith; Fri, Sat, Dave
Mon, Kanoa. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Rd., Kihei
1 Bay Drv. Lahaina, 669-6400
Carroll; Sun, Wed, Whale Sharks; Mon, Mickie
Kalama Village, 874-6444.
Moore; Tue, Jazz; . all sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf
Stella Blue’s - All sets 4-6 p.m. Thu, Steve
■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT
Sargenti;
5900 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500
Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.
6:30
p.m.;
Mon,
Merriman’s - Fri & Sat. Ranga Pae, 5:30-8:30 p.m.
Fri,. Ahamanu Elu; Sat, Joe
Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat Ernest
Bennett;
Pua’a; Sun,Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret
Conway; Wed, Dan & Anne. 1279 S. Kihei
Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,Oversized Productions; Tue, Roy & Friends; Wed, An Den. Late sets 6-8:30 p.m. 2435 Ka`ana-
Mon,
Mondokane;
Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue,
Tue,
Tom
Rd., Kihei, 874-874-3779 Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Wed, Sat, Merv Oana; Sun, Howard Ahia Thu; Fri Margie; Tue Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at
Wailea, 875-9983.
3750 Wailea Alanui
Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 69 p.m. Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 911 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL
5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, Mele
Thu, Fri, Tue. Kincaid Kupahu; Sat, Coelho
`Ohana Duo. Tue, Thu Ron Kuala’au; Sun-Thu sets 6-
Morrison; Sun & Wed, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert
9 p.m.; Fri, Sat sets 6-10 p.m. Sun, Mele `Ohana
Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.
Duo, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Mon, Wed, Fri, Hula perform-
■ RITZ CARLTON
ance, 6-6:45 p.m.
1 Ritz Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200
EAST MAUI
The Lounge - Sun, Ron; -Mon, Joshua K; Tue, Tarvin; Wed, Howard, Thu, Hallie.; Fri, Espresso;
■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI
Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic
Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum
Sat, Crazy Fingers. Sun-Thu 7-10 p.m., Fri-Sat 7:30-
Hana, 248-8211
music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani
Ho; Fri, Gina Martinelli; Sat, Monda Kane; Sun Merv
11 p.m. 6:15-9:45 p.m.
Paniolo Lounge - Thu-Sun, Live music. 6:30-
Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787.
Oana, Mon, Bobby Ingram & Fulton Tashombe; Tue,
■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT
9:30 p.m.
2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 661-3611
Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing.
Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live
7:30-8:15 p.m.
pali Parkway, Building P, 667-6636.
Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri, deAquino Bradaz. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front
St., Lahaina, 661-4811.
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Rama Camarillo; Wed, Kaleo Cullen. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd.,
874-6284.
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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) So much of what happens to you is purely the result of your own expectations. If you decide that every Monday is stressful and crazy, then your experience of each and every Monday will be exactly that. While naturally there’s a basis for your opinion (perhaps there is more work to do on Mondays), if you go into work deciding that your previous experiences with harried Mondays will make this one no sweat, that’s almost certainly the way it’ll work out. Why complicate things by preloading them with frustration and annoyance? This week, make things easy on yourself. It’s really just a matter of belief.
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Imagine your home was invaded by a particularly persistent pest (like the bedbug infestation sweeping America). Learning to just live with them is out of the question, naturally, but they’d still represent a kind of opportunity. I’m not suggesting you open up your very own flea circus and take it on tour, but having a compelling excuse to be out of the house for extended periods of time wouldn’t exactly be a bad thing right now. Run with it. Make the best of a bad situation, and you may discover it’s better than anything that could have happened otherwise.
LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) I love the sound of pouring rain; I never sleep better than during a torrential downpour. Weirdly, I despise actually going out in the rain; I think it’s the combination of being dry and warm while it’s coming down hard outside that inspires that brilliant sense of comfortable well being. This week is all about creating the conditions that will generate a similar sense of serenity and ease within yourself. Ironically, it can’t exist without a bit of unpleasantness; so when some comes your way, be glad. It could be the setup to a wonderful experience.
VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) You’re spoiled. We all are. We’re so used to certain luxuries and conveniences that we’re almost handicapped. Start stripping them away, and most of us would have terrible trouble adapting. While many could survive, if not thrive, in a mid-20th century environment, as you start dialing things back, fewer and fewer of us would make it. I’m worried that, as a species, we’ve become less robust and adaptable, instead of more; our ancestors were probably a lot more resourceful, creative, and flexible than we are. I’m also concerned that you may have mimicked this progression in your own personal evolution. This week, harken back to an earlier incarnation of yourself, just to see.
LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Until they invent realistic humanoid robots with working genitalia (at which point human-human romances will see an all-time low), we’re stuck dealing with the compromises inherent in other people. While you can certainly love someone deeply, there are almost always things you wish you could change about them. Since there’s no way to simply download and install some more appealing and compatible program (our own biological software is much harder to reprogram than the silicon variety in any case), you actually have to learn to live with it (or realize you simply can’t). What you’re doing is still searching for a new piece of code to install. Accept that there is no such thing, and that the two options I mentioned are actually the only ones.
SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Those who embrace anarchy as a political model recognize the limitations of larger, more organized governmental structures, which have limited capacity to actually safeguard or nurture the well being of the individual citizens they govern, but must instead work constantly to preserve their own stability and longevity. These top-heavy organizations are bulky, inefficient, and expensive. Naturally anarchy wouldn’t work out on a national level (in order not to devolve into violent chaos, individuals must actually take responsibility for themselves), but it could work out well in a much more limited context, like the one you’re working with. Instead of mimicking hierarchical structures, see if you can embrace something more cooperative. It’s likely to work out better.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) What’s keeping you from what you want is, ironically, mostly nothing. Think of a chainlink fence; there’s more empty space than solid matter between one side and the other—those thin pieces of interlocked metal make all the difference. This particular fence is even less substantive. It’s not even a fence made of lasers—this barrier is composed entirely of inhibitions. You’ve rarely encountered this kind of thing before, so you don’t realize just how permeable such a wall actually is. What feels like a solid steel barricade is actually about as unbreakable as one composed of cardboard. Push through it, already.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Unfortunately, the shortsightedness of many people has already cost us countless animal species, lost to extinction. Those who believe we have a responsibility to make sure Earth’s other inhabitants survive humankind fight a mostly losing battle, because people are too lazy, cheap, selfish, or apathetic to help out. I’m certain that in the future—if we have a future—their efforts will be regarded as heroic and noble. It’s too bad that probably won’t happen until it’s too late. Or will it? When was the last time you did something heroic and noble? Next week, I want you to be able to say, “last week,” or, better yet, “last week and every day since.”
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Many long-term relationships are riddled with lies. The vast majority of partnerships apparently embrace a complex version of honesty. Astonishingly few seem to survive if both people insist on deliberately sharing the whole truth 100% of the time. There are truths we tell because it’s the “right” thing to do, and other truths we share for no other reason than because we’re selfish, or have some artificial notion that the truth is always better than a falsehood. Not so. While honesty is almost always the best policy, sometimes a half-truth, an omission of truth, or even an outright lie is the best thing to do in the big picture. That, I’m afraid, is very likely to be the case this week.
PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Here’s the trap: If you ask for what you want, you’ll get it, only it won’t be as good as it would have been had you gotten it without asking for it. So you end up not asking for it, and consequently not getting it, because the world isn’t as populated by psychics and good guessers as you thought. It’s a compelling trap I’ve seen you fall into repeatedly. By now you should have learned that although once in a blue moon your wish is sweetly and surprisingly granted without you ever having shared it out loud, that actually hardly ever happens. Because this wish is worth granting, make sure you tell it to someone with the power to make it come true.
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Don’t do the stupid thing. It’s shocking how many mistakes you’ve made even though you knew they were mistakes, deep down in your gut, while you were making them. Not trusting your instincts (or talking yourself out of heeding them) is a terrible habit. This week, work on breaking yourself of it. It’s going to take more than one try to do that, because you’re not used to really listening to your gut, especially when it conflicts with your brain, your desires, or your illusions. However, with a bit of practice, you could get in synch with it again, I’m sure—and you’ll be surprised at how much better your life is then.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) I’m a big fan of the live-and-let-live philosophy. In general we spend far too much time bitchily judging others (usually to prop ourselves up), and not enough time pondering and implementing ways to make the world a better, happier place. Most of the time I would counsel you to simply let most things go, even if it’s difficult to do. This week, though, you have my permission to lay into someone, hard—because they richly deserve it. Tear them a new one. You’ll know it’s the right thing to do by how much better and happier the world is, afterwards.
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