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THIS WEEK’S QUESTION What film will you watch at the Maui Film Festival this year? Editor: Anthony Pignataro Hopefully the one that takes place in the Revolutionary War theme park Associate Editor: Starr Begley Choke Calendar Editor: Jessica Armstrong Mum’s the word...
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Contributors: Caeriel Crestin, Lloyd Dangle, Rob Parsons, Chuck Shepherd, Cole Smithey, Ynez Tongson Illustration: Guy Junker, Ron Pitts, Glenn Watson Photography: Sean M. Hower, Pete Liedtke Art Director: Travis K. Tiffin The Little Mermaid Graphic Designer: Gwen Arkin, Ocean Lehua Zbiciak Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers Zombie Strippers General Manager: Jennifer Russo Undecided Administrative Executive: Judy Toba Young at Heart
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Readers dish on energy, kayaking and downhill biking in Letters. News of the Weird tells you about the wonders of vacationing at Guantanamo Bay. Rob Report talks to new County Council candidate Kai Nishiki. LC Watch denounces the LC’s new campaign against our advertisers. Eh Brah! wants to know happened to her dog, Coco. In his last Coconut Wireless, Anthony Pignataro talks about telephone poles, sunscreen and, just for old times’ sake, the Superferry. And it’s bad news for resort operators in Maui 10.
Cole Smithey saw Kung Fu Panda, starring Jack Black. Cole Smithey liked Kung Fu Panda, starring Jack Black. Cole Smithey has been working too hard, lately.
Administrative Assistant: Jennifer Brown Not going.
Publisher: Tommy Russo The Little Mermaid
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32 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT Ynez Tongson returns to Maui to write juicy stuff about Felicity Huffman, Virginia Madsen, Pierce Brosnan and Dennis Quaid, who are getting honored at this year’s Maui Film Festival.
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Time again for our annual look at all things Maui Film Festival. What a run-down on every movie? Check. Map to the venues? Check. Complete schedule to all films, events, tributes and dinners? Check, check, check and check. We even tell you how to get tickets because, as usual, it’s kind of confusing.
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Jessica Armstrong goes over all the decadent menus for the Maui Film Festival. And in Take Five, Starr Begley gives you Hawaiian plates.
Sign Language tells Virgos to stop listening to cute people. Restless Native has begun running, but not for public office.
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Jessica Armstrong wants to go to some ocean festival thing at the Maui Ocean Center and a Lahaina reggae show. Starr Begley is more into seeing Death at a Funeral at Cafe Mambo, First Friday in Wailuku and a talk by Mike Dooley.
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(The following two letters are in response to Caeriel Crestin’s May 29, 2008 edition of Sign Language) It seems you are a little off this week Mr./Mrs. Astrologer [Caeriel Crestin]. What if you do go after all the things in your life that are important to you and they never respond or just do not work out? Do you decide to accept life as it comes and do the best with what you have and move on to make it better? For me it is the later, but it seems we cannot control what we have no control over, but never as a Libra have I ever let life pass me by. I am not ranking on your horoscopes, I actually find them very amusing and entertaining from very far away, but this week you couldn’t be more off. Maybe the moon, stars, sun and planets are not lining up as they should in Maui. -Amused from across the Pacific, via Mauitime.com
(The following letter is in response to Anthony Pignataro’s May 29, 2008 story “Night Kayaking”) Go somewhere calmer next time. If you cruise more south the wind will die and it wont be so rough. Just look for flatter water. Not all nights are calm down by Makena but most are. -Fitz, via Mauitime.com
I am amazed at how accurate your readings are and look forward to reading them each week. Thank you. -Upcountry girl, via Mauitime.com
NO FUELING (The following two letters are in response to Rob Parson’s May 29, 2008 story “Who’s Fueling Who?”) Why isn’t this discussion including empowering people to generate food and power at their homes? Photovoltaics, wind and water systems all have systems applicable for efficient home use. Why does the pervasive model always have power (literally!) centralized and in the hands of a few wealthy corporations? -Bodhi Be, via Mauitime.com When Hawai‘i’s tourism revenues drop due to increasing jet fuel costs, Hawai‘i will need its valuable arable land to produce food. Importing food becomes much more difficult when tourism revenues decrease. Second generation biofuels do not use arable land. Algae and cellulotic biomass are the way to go. Don’t waste time with palm oil. It’s unsustainable given the likely financial situation Hawai‘i faces in the near future. Please consider this. -Hawaii Lover, via Mauitime.com
ANOTHER UNEASY WRITER (The following letter is in response to Kate Bradshaw’s May 15, 2008 story “Uneasy Rider: When will people get to bike down the volcano?”) It’s interesting how people have a hard time taking responsibility for their choices and instead choose to find an excuse for their mishaps. Has anyone else noticed how the participants of this activity who come back without incidence rave about their experience and the whiners are always the ones who can’t accept that they chose to do an activity that like much of life poses risks? My family and I have done the downhill ride with one of the self-paced companies many times and consider the activity as one of the best on Maui. I hope that the community and the powers that be can find a way to balance the needs of all and at the same time keep this option available. One of the biggest problems in my opinion is the fact that most of the vehicles traveling along the same roadways are exceeding the speed limit. Maybe if the speed limits were enforced you would solve a huge part of the problem. As with any community issue in a tourist-based economy, it’s about working together. -Andrea Vaughn, via Mauitime.com
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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD The U.S. military operates a beachfront vacation site for its personnel worldwide and their families at the Guantanamo Bay detention facility, with $42-a-night air-conditioned suites, surfing, boat rides, golf course, bowling alley and even a gift shop. One T-shirt for sale reads, “The Taliban Towers at Guantanamo Bay, the Caribbean’s Newest 5-star Resort.” News of the facility was not widely reported until a British lawyer who represents 28 of the nearly 300 detainees housed there described it to London’s Daily Mail in May.
THE CONTINUING CRISIS Police in Fort Myers, Fla., were called to Royal Palm Exceptional School in April and wound up arresting eight-year-old Deshawn for punching his female teacher in the face, leaving several bruises. Said Deshawn’s grandmother, Dorothy Williams, when interviewed by WBBH-TV: “He gets very upset, and he loves to hit… If he was overpowering her that much, I feel like she shouldn’t be in that line of work.”
AMERICA IN DECLINE One of the Internet’s successful Web sites (10 million page views a month, with $500,000 in ads from companies including Verizon, McDonald’s and General Motors) is a site that merely reports on what celebrities’ babies are wearing, in that so many mothers are apparently obsessed with mimicking those clothing choices for their own tots. A May Wall Street Journal feature said sometimes the site’s posting a photo of a celebrity baby incites a nationwide run on what it’s wearing.
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WORKPLACE CULTURE Salesman Chad Hudgens filed a lawsuit in January against his former Salt Lake City employer, charging that the boss and a “motivational trainer” used, as a “team-building” exercise, what was essentially the controversial “torture” practice of “waterboarding.” The boss allegedly said that if salesmen tried as hard to close deals as they’re trying to breathe during the simulated drowning, sales would soar.
MOST CONVOLUTED BUSINESS PLAN Adolfo Martinez, 33, and Mark Anderson, 26, were indicted for fraud in Las Cruces, N.M., in April, accused of passing forged checks. Their plan was to buy Domino’s pizzas with the checks, then have one of the men put on a Pizza Hut shirt and resell the pizzas, by the slice, in a local park or at stores, even though the pizzas were still being carried around in the Domino’s boxes.
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Kai Nishiki is ready to make a difference My dad felt he was protecting Maui to be enjoyed for its natural beauty. He instilled that responsibility in us. -Kai Nishiki ith a mere month and a half before the candidate-filing deadline in the Maui County 2008 election, the campaign season has been uncharacteristically quiet. While we’ve been witnessing a resounding hubbub on replacing President George W. Bush, there’s been barely a murmur on the home front. Why haven’t more local citizens announced their candidacy to challenge incumbent elected leaders? Is the populace satisfied with the incumbents’ job performance? Or are they just complacent? Are people assuming it’s just too difficult to beat an incumbent, or are they on “Maui Time”—content to do things at the last minute? Eight of the nine incumbent Maui County Council members are up for reelection (after 10 years, Riki Hokama of Lanai is termed-out), as are all six Maui state House Representatives and two of the three state Senators. There has been speculation that former Council Member Wayne Nishiki will try to regain a council seat. There’s also the possibility that former Mayor Alan Arakawa will try for a council or a state seat. Still, things look very good for the council incumbents. The last time incumbent council members lost their bids for re-election was back in 2000. That year Arakawa took the Kahului residency seat over Mike Davis; Mike Molina grabbed the Haiku-Paia-Makawao seat away from John Wayne Enriques; and Jo Anne Johnson barely beat West Maui’s Dennis Nakamura by 125 votes. Molina and Johnson had run unsuccessfully in 1998, and Arakawa had previously served on the County Council, before his bid for Mayor fell short that same year. But to date, just a handful of candidates have announced their intentions. Activist-extraordinaire Lucienne de Naie of Huelo will launch a second campaign for the Hana Council spot. Former state house candidate and Deputy Planning Director Don Couch is running for Michelle Anderson’s South Maui council seat. First-timer Susan “Netra” Halpern will run for the Kahului seat currently held by Joe Pontanilla. In the legislative races, former
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council candidate Rev. Natalie “Tasha” Kama is challenging Rep. Joe Souki’s long tenure in the 8th District, stretching from Waikapu to Waihe‘e. Summer Starr has set her sights on the 12th District Upcountry seat occupied by Rep. Kyle Yamashita. One other declared candidate, though a first-timer, carries a familiar name and legacy. Kai Nishiki is the eldest of six children of veteran council member and watchdog Wayne Nishiki. She is the mother of three children of her own, ages five, seven and nine. She worked in her father’s office as a legislative aide in the early 1990’s, then moved to Oahu for 10 years for school and work, eventually starting both a business and a family. Now living in Haiku, she wants to serve on Maui County Council, seeing her role as a gift to her kids and a responsibility to the community. Kai and I talked story on a sunny Sunday afternoon. She brought fresh-baked loaves of banana bread, which she currently provides to the Farmer’s Market and health food store run by her dad and brother in West Maui. MAUI TIME WEEKLY: What prompted you to run for the Paia-Haiku-Makawao County Council seat this year? KAI NISHIKI: I’ve been inspired by the presidential race and people’s sincere desire for positive change. There’s a growing dissatisfaction with the current leadership. Working as council aide to my dad after graduating from Baldwin High [in 1989] sparked my interest. I realized it really matters who’s in there. Driving around Maui after being away for 10 years, I found myself telling my kids about
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how things used to be—the old dirt road to Makena, Suda Store, when it didn’t take 20 minutes to drive Ka‘ahumanu Avenue in Kahului. I feel a strong responsibility to preserve and protect Maui. It is our kuleana. Now that my kids are a bit older, I’m ready to pursue my passion and serve the public. What did you gain as the daughter of a county council member who has been an outspoken advocate for slow growth and protection of our natural resources? Growing up, people were constantly coming up and talking with my dad about important issues. It made me and my brothers and sisters aware of changes see KAI, page 12
Apparently, the Maui County Department of Liquor Control staff has so much time on their hands that they’re spending their days combing through the pages of this very publication looking for liquor licensees that they can punish for buying ads that use shortened versions of their trade names. I wish I was kidding. Here are two examples: In the May 22, 2008 issue of Maui Time, Charley’s in Paia purchased an ad. Since that establishment’s official name is Charley’s Restaurant, the LC issued a notice of violation. And in our May 15, 2008 issue, Jawz Tacos purchased an ad. Since that establishment’s officially recognized trade name is Jawz FishTacos, the LC issued a notice of violation. This is nothing more than a chickenshit campaign to intimidate, harass and bully the small businesses that support this paper. It is unprofessional and petty and it needs to end. Now. Today. Immediately. Yes, the law—as narrow and myopic as it is—is on the LC’s side. The apparent statute governing these actions by the LC can be found in Section 08-101-36 of the Rules of the Liquor Commission of the County of Maui. Paragraph (c) states, “Use of any trade name without prior approval of the commission is prohibited. Any publication or advertising or sign with an unauthorized trade name will be considered prima facie evidence of use of such trade name.” Whoop-de-fucking-do. Are there no more minor decoys to send into establishments trying to get bartenders to serve them booze? Are there no more intoxicated people in the jails to ask about their drinking habits? How on earth is any of this just? This apparent decision that the LC needs to throw the book at licensees for the slightest, most ridiculous rule violation possible is not merely a waste of the department’s enormous cash reserves—it’s a mockery of whatever loose thread of justice once hung in the LC’s now-calcified offices. And it shows that, more than ever, the LC is seriously drunk on its own power.
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the end where North Kihei Road merges with South Kihei Road, two telephone poles sitting in the middle of the highway. Apparently during the realignment of that intersection workers just paved around the poles and left them where they stood, which is now right in the middle of traffic. Sure, they’re wrapped in yellow caution tape and are surrounded by orange plastic barriers, but their presence somewhat detracts from the overall magnificence of the road.
THURSDAY, May 29 You know they built the giant Mackinac Bridge in Michigan in just four years? What? I’m just saying.
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WEDNESDAY, May 28 Mokulele Highway is now open! Mokulele Highway is now open! After six years of construction and $87 million, Mokulele Highway is now four lanes instead of two. What a magnificent triumph of human engineering. Why, even the majestic Parthenon in Greece and the Great Pyramid in Egypt pale before such a feat. Did I mention that the highway now has four lanes? And that it goes all the way from Kihei to Kahului? What is that, seven miles? Astonishing! And to think that it took just six years to do all that. For obvious reasons, state officials–including Her Majesty, Governor Linda Lingle–were on hand at the opening to convey all the wonder and splendor of such an achievement. “The benefits of this project will enhance the overall quality of life for our Maui communities,” state Transportation Director Brennon Morioka said at yesterday’s official road-opening blessing, according to today’s Maui News. “Travel times and traffic congestion will be reduced, allowing motorists to spend less time on the road and more time at home with their families.” Yes, our families will win because Mokulele is now four lanes.With all this fanfare, I too decided to see the road— I had to experience its new pavement and wide-open lanes for myself. So I drove the road, from Kahului to Kihei, all by myself. It was thrilling! It was amazing! It was… kind of surprising to see, at
This column has long focused on what doesn’t work—not only because it’s important, but because it’s fun to write about—but right now I’m going to talk about my lunch, because today, unlike most other days, my lunch actually served to better the island. I ate over at Class Act, the ritzy second floor restaurant at Maui Community College (MCC). I gorged on a heaping plate of mac & cheese, rice, salad, grilled vegetables, mahi, roast beef cut so thin it wilted beneath a breath and rich, thick chocolate cake. The hook was that 13 Maui Community Correctional Center (MCCC) inmates did all the food preparation and service. They were part of something called the Maui Culinary Boot Camp, a week-long class sponsored by Maui Economic Opportunity’s BEST Reintegration Program that seeks to give professional skills and experience to MCCC inmates. And I’m telling you—if they’re being graded on taste, then cut those inmates loose right now because they can really cook.
SATURDAY, May 31 Leave it to The Maui News’ Harry Eagar to provide Hawai`i Superferry, Inc. (HSF) with a boatload of super publicity. “The ferry Alakai has enjoyed calm seas for several weeks, and her owner Hawaii Superferry, also has enjoyed a peaceful period since getting Alakai back in service,” was how Eagar started his massive story yesterday titled “Smooth sailing at last.” Based pretty much exclusively on an interview with new HSF President Thomas Fargo, the story paints a stunningly rosy picture of Superferry’s last few weeks in operation: calm weather, new deals with commercial shippers and rental car companies and rising passenger loads—“between last Friday and Memorial Day, the ferry carried more than 5,500 passengers and 1,500 vehicles,” Eagar wrote. There was even this little boost: “Fargo said that the Superferry can be profitable even when
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selling only half its 866 passenger seats.” Unfortunately, Eager didn’t dig into the numbers Fargo gave him, because even if that profitability statement is true, times are still very tough for the Superferry. According to a May 28 post on the Hawai`i Superferry Unofficial Blog (hisuperferry.blogspot.com), those super Memorial Day passenger and vehicle numbers aren’t all that super when you break them down. ‘[T]here were 14 one-way trips over that weekend,” the blog wrote, “so they averaged: 393 people per one-way trip and 107 vehicles per one-way which is Enough to cover just their fuel costs for those 4 days, NOT the rest of their expenses.” While definitely an improvement over what the ferry had been carrying, numbers like that— which remain below half capacity—are hardly smooth sailing.
SUNDAY, June 1 Woohoo! The Associated Press says May had the lowest number of U.S. military deaths in Iraq in the last four years. So that means we’re winning and can bring the troops home. Right?
MONDAY, June 2 Oh, joy: the Honolulu Star-Bulletin reports today that a new Italian study has concluded that sunscreen is potentially bleaching 10 percent of the world’s coral. Of course, this is far from a universally held conclusion: “At this point, in terms of issues hurting the coral reef in Hawaii, I wouldn’t put sunscreen in the top three,” University of Hawai`i Professor Robert Richmond
told the paper. I don’t know if that reassures me or not.
TUESDAY, June 3 And that’s that. Seriously: this is the last entry I will write in Coconut Wireless. That’s because this issue is my last as Editor of Maui Time Weekly. After nearly five years scrambling for dining stories, fielding angry phone calls, thinking up at least partially witty film photo captions, spotting far too many typographical errors after the paper went to press and occasionally succeeding in getting a story into the paper that I was not only proud of but also elicited positive reader interest, I’m hanging up my official editing hat (it’s sponsored by Monsanto!). I’ve enjoyed the job, and will always appreciate the opportunity Publisher Tommy Russo gave me, but it’s time for me to move on. So I’ll be going to Honolulu to eek out an existence as a freelance writer. No word yet on who’ll be taking over here—I gave two months notice, but you know how hard it is to find good people on Maui—so Associate Editor Starr Begley will now be Interim Editor. Both she and Calendar Editor Jessica Armstrong have tough jobs ahead of them, and I expect you to treat them with all the respect you gave me. Because trust me: they deserve it. Anthony Pignataro will still be available in Twitter form. Go to http://twitter.com/apignataro or text “follow apignataro” to 40404. MTW
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WE’RE DOOMED Big state-sponsored pro-tourism public relations spending or not, rising fuel prices will cut the number of visitors headed to Hawai`i this summer, the May 23 Honolulu Star-Bulletin reported. “The downturn in April’s visitor numbers are a sign of what’s coming, and it could get worse,” Jack E. Richards, the boss of Pleasant Holidays, told the paper. “If oil goes up to $150 a barrel, the airlines will park their airplanes.” Considering that oil is today hovering around $130 a barrel, I’d say that Richards won’t have to wait very long to see his prediction come true. What’s worse is that the June 2 Star-Bulletin reported that state hotel occupancy fell 1.4 percent in April—a downturn apparently attributable to the recent airline industry shutdowns. On Maui the drop was just one percent (hotel occupancy in April 2007 was 71.7 percent, but 70.7 percent this April), but the overall trend is undeniable. And this means those who own big resorts like Makena and Kapalua will be looking at a long, hot summer, and not in that Paul Newman/Joanne Woodward kind of way.
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ROBREPORT KAI: continued from page 6 happening throughout Maui. Now I’m finding people talking to me, wanting help with how to address the challenges in our community— affordable housing, education, all kinds of things. What are your top three election issues this year, and what is your vision for addressing them? One is affordable housing, especially rentals. A list of applicants could be maintained by the county, rather than by developers. It shouldn’t be difficult to manage, and would bring fairness to the system. Second is water. Obviously we need more storage, but that’s an expensive, long-term fix that will take five years or longer. People don’t like to be told they need to conserve, but it’s essential. Privatization of water is going on worldwide. It is dangerous for Maui to allow private companies to control our water systems. We need to regain control. Water must be available and equitably distributed. Third is agriculture. Supporting ag can positively impact our economy, creating a self-sustaining economy. Ag lands provide food, jobs, and a sense of beauty. Our fields could be growing food and creating energy. Instead, they are blowing away in the wind. We need tax breaks and incentives for growing food, to utilize and protect ag lands. Then we can reach our fullest potential of using that resource as the asset that it is. What other vital community issues
are not being addressed with the urgency needed to help shift our path towards self-sufficiency and sustainability? Energy, and the needs of our elderly. Our dependence on imports places us in a dangerous situation. And we’re not moving fast enough. Look what happened with the second phase of Kaheawa Wind [now in a contested case docket with the Public Utility Commission]. Our elderly are Maui’s fastest growing age group. Retirees, too. This is also an affordable housing issue. Not everyone wants to live in Hale Makua. The county could partner with developers for mixed-use communities that accommodate the needs of older populations as well as younger. What is your vision for the Maui your children will inherit? We have so many possibilities that are exciting—wind, waves, the sun. That should provide new opportunities to get our economy on track, and get us away from our dependence on imports. With the right choices, we can continue to attract people to Maui for the right reasons, not just for more luxury housing. Our education system needs a lot of work. I’d also say our government is a bit out of touch with what our communities want. I’m hearing a lot of dissatisfaction with the current leadership. We need the diversification that is provided by homebased businesses. It helps our economy, cuts down on commuting. Lack of affordable housing and jobs are the two biggest reasons people leave. I want to help plan our future so my kids can live here. Your dad made it a point to spend very little on campaign finances. How will you approach the issue, as a first-time candi-
date running for a seat occupied by a four-term councilor? It’s a very dangerous situation when special interest groups and big developers influence our representatives by financing their campaigns. My dad, on principle, refused to spend money on campaigning. He relied on his performance as a county council member representing the public. A first time candidate doesn’t have that advantage. I’ll be attending all the community meetings and campaign forums, to meet people and listen to their major concerns. I’ll do some door-to-door. People pay closer attention to the council now that it’s on Akaku. Quite a few issues have arisen in the past year, like Wailea 670, and people are unhappy with their voting records. I support public funding of campaigns. It would be great if every candidate could have the same amount. What education and experiences do you believe qualify you for this job? First, I’ve worked on the eighth floor [of the Kalana O Maui building] and know I can work well with people there. I have good leadership skills, and am good at problem solving. It takes teamwork, not just one person, to be an effective leader and public servant. People are excited at the prospect of a new president, and that will bring out a lot of voters, especially young people. That’s really exciting. My age [37] might be attractive to younger voters. Then, once they get interested, they stay involved. With the General Plan revision happening, it’s an exciting time. We get do plan our future, not just the developers. I’m ready to help serve in planning Maui’s future for the betterment of us all. MTW
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The moviest festival of them all I’ll always remember the first time I attended the Maui Film Festival. There I was, sitting on a blanket next to a pretty girl. We were on a Wailea golf course, and the clouds lazily covered and uncovered the moon. And way in front of us and a few hundred other people, the Owens brothers chewed their way through some flick that didn’t actually end up getting released for another two years. It was great. There are a lot of movie festivals out there, but Maui’s is different. Started by Barry and Stella Rivers in 2000, the Maui Film Festival brings fantastic feature films, riveting documentaries, hilarious shorts, glamorous stars and Hollywood glitz to our island. From June 11 to 15, Maui is transformed into the world’s movie wonderland. You know the drill: big pictures under the stars at the Celestial Cinema (feel free to take your own beach chair, and now it’s got “enhanced” Dolby Digital quality sound!), more thought-provoking features and documentaries at the MACC and Digital Skydome and some free flicks on Wailea Beach. So what are you waiting for?
-Anthony Pignataro
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YOUR COMPREHENSIVE MAUI FILM FESTIVAL GUIDE A BEGINNER’S GUIDE TO GIVING A DAMN ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE ACCESS SURF HAWAII A film about the A Day at the Beach program, which exposes disabled people to the wonders of the ocean on the North Shore of Oahu. 10 min.
An animated short that pokes fun at military training. 6 min.
BI THE WAY A documentary on recent studies indicating that bisexuality is growing ever more popular, especially for young people. No one under 18 admitted. 93 min.
CAPTAIN ABU RAED In this 2008 Sundance Film Festival award-winner, a bunch of poor Jordanian kids mistake an old airport janitor for an airline pilot. 121 min.
BACK IN LIFE A look at Zack Weinstein, a quadriplegic who broke his neck three years ago jumping into Maine’s Saco River. 15 min.
BART GOT A ROOM Danny’s pathetic search for a prom date gets even more pathetic when he hears that the nerd Bart has not only scored a date with a babe, but got a hotel room, too. 80 min.
BEAUTIFUL SON A look at one family’s attempts to cope with their son’s autism. Complimentary screening. 63 min.
Captian Abu Raed Bi The Way
THE BIG QUESTION This documentary, which includes interviews with the Dalai Lama and Ravi Shankar, explores the idea of forgiveness. 63 min.
CHEVOLUTION The story of how a photograph of revolutionary Che Guevara has become an icon known throughout the world. 90 min.
BOB AND HARRY: THE LAST TWO POLAR BEARS Rip Torn and Harry Shearer play the last of the polar bears in this live-action short. 7 min.
BODY OF WAR
Beautiful Son
This award-winning documentary examines paralyzed Iraq War vet Tomas Young, and why he turned against the war. 87 min.
Chevolution
CHIEF A look at Semu Fatutoa, once a village chief in Samoa, who now lives the life of a Honolulu taxi driver. 21 min.
BEFORE THE RAINS This magnificent Indian epic tells of romantic but tragic love in British-controlled India. 98 min.
CHOKE A dramatic comedy—or perhaps comedic drama—about sex addiction, friendship, labor and family in a colonial America theme park. 89 min.
Body Of War
BOTTLE SHOCK A light-hearted but smart film about the early years of the California wine industry and a 1976 “blind” wine tasting that pitted California against France. 110 min.
BREAKING THE MAYA CODE Before The Rains
A documentary look at attempts to decipher the still-mysterious Maya hieroglyphic script. 116 min.
Choke
CIRCUS ROSAIRE The story of one of America’s last traveling circuses. 93 min.
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YOUR COMPREHENSIVE MAUI FILM FESTIVAL GUIDE COMMUNICATION BREAKDOWN
DON’T LET IT ALL UNRAVEL
Irony and miscommunication collide in this Canadian short about how two unsuspecting people meet. 11 min.
Animated short about a world made of knitting. 2 min.
CREATIVE NATURE A documentary look at glassblower William Morris. 81 min.
DOWN THE BARREL Surf epic about Kelly Slater’s attempt to win an eighth men’s world title. 93 min.
THE FALL MFF co-founder Barry Rivers calls this film a “love letter to cinema from director Tarsem Singh.” It was shot in 24 countries and is apparently quite lush. 117 min.
FIELDS OF FUEL A documentary on the history and promise of biodiesel. 93 min.
Down The Barrel Creative Nature
DREADLOCK ROCK Reggae documentary that includes appearances by Sly Dunbar & Robbie Shakespear, The Mighty Diamonds, The Wailers and Bob Marley. 53 min.
Fields Of Fuel
THE DEAL A satirical look at the modern Hollywood studio system starring William H. Macy, Meg Ryan and Elliot Gould. 98 min.
FIND MY WAY ENCOUNTERS AT THE END OF THE WORLD Werner Herzog’s documentary look at the thousand people who make a living working in Antarctica. 99 min.
ENERGIE! Short film about what 30,000 volts looks like. 5 min.
ENTHEO: GENESIS—AWAKENING THE DIVINE WITHIN An examination of the part ancient rituals and festivals have to play in our modern ecology. 70 min.
A short filmed in Hawai‘i and Chicago about the risks and rewards of exchanging your stressful career for the sport you love. 9 min.
FIRE UNDER THE SNOW A documentary look at Buddhist monk Palden Gyatso, who spent 33 years in prison for refusing to denounce the 14th Dalai Lama. 75 min.
FULL BATTLE RATTLE Not your average Iraq War documentary, this film looks at the Fort Irwin, California war games used to train soldiers headed to war, and the Iraqi war refugees who participate. 85 min.
The Deal
DEVIL’S RULEBOOK Animated short about evil. Evil! 2 min.
THE DHAMMA BROTHERS A look at an experiment that introduced Buddhist meditative practices into a maximum-security prison, and the surprising results. 76 min.
DIGITAL SHORTS SHOWCASE Hot Dog, Back in Life, Communication Breakdown, Energy!, Find My Way, The Magic, My First Crush, Salim Baba, Sand Dancer, Speed of Life, Voodoo Bayou, When I Grow Up, Yellow Sticky Notes. 134 min.
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Entheo: Genesis–Awakening The Divine Within
Full Battle Rattle
EXPLORE CHINA Short view of modern China. 15 min.
EXPLORE! SHORTS SHOWCASE Explore China, Guardians of the Sea, Kokua Foundation, Spiritual India: River of Compassion, Access Surf Hawaii. 121 min.
THE GREAT BUCK HOWARD Emily Blunt, Tom Hanks, Colin Hanks and John Malkovich star in this flick about a
YOUR COMPREHENSIVE MAUI FILM FESTIVAL GUIDE law school dropout who goes to work for some famous mentalist and then hooks up with some hot publicist. You know, that happened to me once—well, except for the parts about law school, the mentalist and the hot publicist. 87 min.
HUMPBACKS FROM FIRE TO ICE The true life of a humpback whale and calf that travel from Maui’s waters to Alaska. 77 min.
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IN A DREAM A look at how and why artist Isaiah Zagar spent the last four years doing mosaic murals all over Philadelphia. 159 min.
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In A Dream
HAWAIIAN STARLIGHT Using Mauna Kea telescope imagery, this film lets you look at the universe as up close as technologically possible today. 63 min.
• Total of 4 screenings at the MACC (either Castle or McCoy Theater, excluding selected screenings as noted in festival program)
INCONVENIENT RUTH Short about a nine-year old who wants to save the world. 2 min.
KILLER WHALE AND CROCODILE The story of two carvers, John Marston of the Coast Salish in British Columbia and Teddy Balangu of the Iatmul in Papua New Guinea, learn about each others culture and craft. 48 min.
• Taste of Wailea • Starry Night MoonDance • All Filmmakers Panels • Three Castle Theater Premieres, two Celestial Cinema Double Features & two SkyDome Premieres
COMET PASS $950 before June 11; $1,200 after • Taste of the Islands—Opening Night Twilight Reception • Starry Night MoonDance • Taste of Chocolate • Taste of Wailea • All Festival Tributes, including pre-Tribute Cocktail Receptions • All Filmmakers Panels • Admission to any film at any venue • Admission to the “VIP Hot Spot” at the Seaside Cinema Lounge on Wailea Beach
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Killer Whale And Crocodile
The title pretty much tells the story. 111 min.
HOT DOG Animated short, the third in a series, about a dog that joins the fire department. 6 min.
KOKUA FOUNDATION Short about what the Kokua Foundation does on Oahu. 5 min.
• CASTLE THEATER, at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center, $10 advance, $12 day of • MCCOY THEATER, at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center, $10 advance, $12 day of • MAUI SKYDOME, Wailea Beach Marriott Resort & Spa, $10 advance, $12 day of
THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE Documentary about some brothers from Brooklyn travel the world, looking for meaning in places of abject poverty and suffering. 90 min.
• CELESTIAL CINEMA LATE FEATURE, at the Wailea Gold and Emerald Driving Range, $10 advance, $12 day of
LIGHT BULB A satirical short on how to change a lightbulb. 7 min.
THE HUMPBACK CODE
THE LISTENING PROJECT
Whale researchers on Maui try to understand the humpback whale’s song. 45 min.
A documentary on what happens when four Americans ask people what they think of the U.S. 75 min.
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YOUR COMPREHENSIVE MAUI FILM FESTIVAL GUIDE THE LITTLE MERMAID
A MAN NAMED PEARL
PHOEBE IN WONDERLAND
Disney animated flick about the mermaid Ariel, her friend Flounder and a reggae-singing crab named Sebastian. Complimentary screening. 103 min.
A look at Pearl Fryar, a topiary artist, and the rather unique way in which he became famous. 78 min.
Felicity Huffman stars in this movie as the mother of a rebellious young girl (Elle Fanning) who seeks enlightenment from her drama teacher (Patricia Clarkson). Complimentary screening. 96 min.
LIVE EARTH SHORTS SHOWCASE Light Bulb, A Beginner’s Guide to Giving a Damn about Climate Change, Bob and Harry, Devil’s Rulebook, Don’t Let it All Unravel, Inconvenient Ruth, Lorran E GE, Mermaid, Penguin in a Pickle, Polarbearman, Polarized, The Rewind, Rubbish, Taking America’s Temperature, Wind. 115 min.
LIVING YOGA: THE LIFE AND TEACHING OF SWAMI SATCHIDANANDA
MERMAID A five-year-old girl who thinks she’s a mermaid tells the story of how climate change affects a coral reef. 15 min.
MY FIRST CRUSH People talk about their first loves. 4 min.
ONE WATER The story of water. Yeah, that about sums it up. 67 min.
Documentary about the life and yoga teachings of Woodstock guru Swami Satchidananda. 62 min.
Phoebe In Wonderland
PLAYING FOR CHANGE: PEACE THROUGH MUSIC Documentary about street musicians around the world. 158 min.
One Water
THE ORCHESTRA OF PIAZZA VITTORIO
Living Yoga: The Life And Teaching Of Swami Satchindananda
A look at how 30 musicians from around the world came together to stop a small theater in Rome from becoming a bingo parlor. 93 min.
LORRAN E GE Short about children in slums who imagine a cleaner, brighter world. 8 min.
PASSION & POWER: THE TECHNOLOGY OF ORGASM Everything you ever wanted to know about vibrators but were afraid to ask. 74 min.
Playing For Change: Peace Through Music
POCKET FULL OF SOUL: THE HARMONICA DOCUMENTARY Hear the wonders and myths of the harmonica in this documentary, which is actually still a work in progress. 85 min.
POLARBEARMAN Short about a man trying to survive as his house fills with water. 5 min.
MADAME TUTLI-PUTLI Short about a woman who boards a train carrying a lot of baggage, emotional and physical. 17 min.
POLARIZED A look at how melting permafrost is causing the small village of Shismaref, Alaska to sink. 9 min.
THE MAGIC Harvey comes down with illusionitis, a rare affliction in which a person feels compelled to perform magic tricks. 25 min.
Passion & Power: The Technology of Orgasm
MAGIC FLUTE DIARIES Mozart’s music provides the score for this movie, set during the great composer’s 250th birthday year. 121 min.
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PENGUIN IN A PICKLE
THE REWIND
Animated short about how a penguin handles climate change. 4 min.
Underwater music video about how climate change is affecting our oceans. 2 min.
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BODY OF WAR
BREAKING THE MAYA CODE
THE ORCHESTRA OF PIAZZA VITTORIO CHEVOLUTION
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BOTTLE SHOCK
LIVING YOGA: THE LIFE AND TEACHING OF SWAMI SATCHIDANANDA
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YOUNG AT HEART
ENTHEO: GENESIS–AWAKENING THE DIVINE WITHIN
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TBA
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THE LITTLE MERMAID preceded by THE STAR SHOW
PHOEBE IN WONDERLAND [Complimentary Screening]
HUMPBACKS FROM FIRE TO ICE preceded by THE TURTLE AND THE SHARK and THE STAR SHOW
THE DEAL
EXPLORE! SHORTS SHOWCASE preceded by THE STAR SHOW
FIELDS OF FUEL
LIVE EARTH SHORTS SHOWCASE preceded by THE STAR SHOW
IN A DREAM followed by CREATIVE NATURE
3:30pm CAPTAIN ABU RAED preceded by CHIEF
5:00pm 6:30pm
WATER
8:00pm
THE FALL
10:00pm
THE VISITOR preceded by ‘LIVE’ DRUM CIRCLE
DIMINISHED CAPACITY SPECIAL SURPRISE SCREENING “B”
FIRE UNDER THE SNOW
SAT
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TBA
SLIDING LIBERIA preceded by KILLER WHALE AND CROCODILE
6:00pm
MAGIC FLUTE DIARIES preceded by MADAME TUTLI-PUTLI
BI THE WAY followed by PASSION & POWER: THE TECHNOLOGY OF ORGASM
SUMMERHOOD preceded by HOT DOG
PLAYING FOR CHANGE: PEACE THROUGH MUSIC followed by POCKET FULL OF SOUL: THE HARMONICA DOCUMENTARY
BEAUTIFUL SON
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THE GREAT BUCK HOWARD
10:00pm
BEFORE THE RAINS
SUN
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TBA
THE SPIRITUAL REVOLUTION followed by THE BIG QUESTION
6:00pm
TUYA’S MARRIAGE
HOLLYWOOD SINGING AND DANCING: A MUSICAL HISTORY
CHOKE
THE UNION: THE BUSINESS OF GETTING HIGH
DIGITAL SHORTS SHOWCASE
7:00pm
MAKANA LIVE IN CONCERT
8:00pm
DOWN THE BARREL
10:00pm
ENCOUNTERS AT THE END OF THE WORLD
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YOUR COMPREHENSIVE MAUI FILM FESTIVAL GUIDE Maui Film Festival at Wailea
Special Events Admittance to Festival Special Events, where liquor is served, is limited to those 21 years of age or older.
Wednesday, June 11 5-7 p.m. • Taste of Ko Opening Night Twilight Reception • Twilight Reception • The Fairmont Kea Lani
$225 in advance/$270 day of
Thursday, June 12 6-6:30 p.m. • Intimate Conversations & Awards Tribute Reception
6:30-7:15 p.m.
RUBBISH Two guys try to “out-green” each other to get some chick. 12 min.
SPIRITUAL INDIA: RIVER OF COMPASSION Exploring the importance of and troubles facing the Ganges River in India. 15 min.
THE SPIRITUAL REVOLUTION SALIM BABA Indian short about a 55-year-old man who shows discarded film scraps to kids with a hand-cranked projector in North Kokata. 14 min.
A sweeping documentary about the influence of Eastern thought and spirituality on the West. 191 min.
SAND DANCER Documentary short about a New Zealand artist who uses rakes and sticks to create wonderful beach art. 11 min.
SECRECY An uncompromising look at how secrecy and classification in the name of security is eroding democracy. 171 min.
• Conversation & Galaxy Award Tribute to Dennis Quaid
The Spiritual Revolution
SUMMERHOOD
7:30-8:15 p.m.
Feature about an unusually vulgar summer camp for kids. WARNING: This film is not for kids. 88 min.
• Conversation & Navigator Award Tribute to Virginia Madsen
8:30-9:15 p.m. • Conversation & Maverick Award Tribute to Pierce Brosnan • Reception & all tributes at the Mei Court, Wailea Beach Marriott Resort & Spa
$50 for all 3 Tributes before June 11/$60 after 10 p.m.-12:30 a.m. • Starry Night MoonDance • Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café at The Shops at Wailea
Secrecy
SLIDING LIBERIA Four surfers travel to war-ravaged Liberia in search of perfect waves. They find them, and a lot more. 48 min.
$50 before June 11/$75 after
Summerhood
SUPER HIGH ME
Friday, June 13
Comedian Doug Benson uses medical marijuana for 30 straight days to find out how it affects people. Also stars Sarah Silverman, Bob Odenkirk and Patton Oswalt. 89 min.
8-10 p.m. • Complimentary Screening of Phoebe in Wonderland preceded by Intimate Conversations & Nova Award Tribute honoring Felicity Huffman • SkyDome, Wailea Beach Marriott Resort & Spa
FREE 10 p.m.-midnight • Taste of Chocolate • Ocean Lawn, Four Seasons Resort Maui at Wailea
$150 before June 11/$180 after
Saturday, June 14 11-3:30 p.m. • Filmmakers Panels • Mei Court Wailea Beach Marriott Resort & Spa
$10 each/$40 for all 4:30-7 p.m. • Taste of Wailea • David Leadbetter Golf Academy at the Wailea Gold & Emerald Golf Courses
$175 before June 11/$210 after
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Sliding Liberia
SPEED OF LIFE Documentary short about snowboarder Amy Purdy and her amazing life and near-death. 10 min.
Super High Me
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YOUR COMPREHENSIVE MAUI FILM FESTIVAL GUIDE continued from page 20
WATER Russian documentary about the meaning of water. 87 min.
THE UNION: BUSINESS OF GETTING HIGH TAKING AMERICA’S TEMPERATURE
A look at the illegal marijuana trade industry in British Columbia. 104 min.
WATER MAN Gerry Lopez, Laird Hamilton, Dave Kalama, Rob Machado and the Malloy brothers surf Indo. 55 min.
What happens when the filmmaker asks people on the street what they know about global warming. 10 min.
TAKING ROOT: THE VISION OF WANGARI MAATHAI Documentary about the African woman Wangari Maathai, an environmentalist who won the Nobel Peace Prize. 80 min.
The Union: The Business Of Getting High
THE VISITOR Taking Root: The Vision Of Wangari Maathai
Two illegal immigrants have a chance encounter and become friends in this rather funny drama. 108 min.
THROW DOWN YOUR HEART
Water Man
WHEN I GROW UP Animated short about what happens when a kid grows up. 6 min.
WIND Montage of shots of weather over the Earth. Narration is a poem by Antonio Machado that’s read by Alec Baldwin. 4 min.
Bela Fleck explores Africa and African music and the history of the banjo. 151 min.
THE TURTLE AND THE SHARK Dramatic telling of a famous Samoan legend. 4 min.
TUYA’S MARRIAGE Romantic comedy set in Mongolia. Won the Golden Bear Award at the Berlin International Film Festival. 86 min.
The Visitor
VOODOO BAYOU
YELLOW STICKY NOTES
A strange short about a lightningcharged mosquito and a voodoo doll in Louisiana. 12 min.
Canadian animated short using nothing more than black ink on actual yellow sticky notes. 6 min.
YOUNG @ HEART
WAR CHILD
The Young @ Heart chorus, whose members are, on average, 82 years old, sing tunes by The Clash, Coldplay and Sonic Youth. Awww yeaaaah. 107 min. MTW
The story of Emmanual Jal, once a child soldier in the Sudanese civil war, today a rising hip-hop star. 170 min.
Tuya’s Marriage
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Young At Heart
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THE VENUES &MAP The Celestial Cinema sits on the Wailea Gold and Emerald Golf Course. Attendees are asked to park at the Wailea Special Events Parking Area on Waliea Ike Drive. A free shuttle will run to and from the site. The Starlight Cinema is at Baccarat Wailea Resort and Residences, screening on Mokapu Beach in front of the Baccarat (formerly the Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort). The SandDance Theater is at Wailea Beach. All showings here are free. Parking is at the public lot directly behind the beach or at the Special Events Parking Area. The Maui SkyDome boasts an elevated, outdoor experience on the Pacific Terrace at the Outrigger Resort. Parking is at the resort itself or the Shops at Wailea. A free shuttle also runs to the other Wailea parking areas. The Castle Theater & McCoy Theater are at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center in Kahului. Parking is on-site only窶馬o shuttles run to these venues.
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ONO KINEGRINDS
BY JESSICA ARMSTRONG JESSICA@MAUITIME.COM
Dinner and a Movie What you can eat at the Maui Film Festival Personally, I’m a Junior Mints and popcorn kind of girl (extra butter, please) when it comes to movie theater food. But this week, I might be coerced out of my sweet and salty rut because the upcoming Maui Film Festival in Wailea is the catalyst for a quadruple-feature of dining events that simply defy the cinema status quo. The menus are decadent, to say the least, and this brief run down of culinary offerings is just a taste of what food-lovers can expect at the year’s extravagant film event. The gastronomic adventure begins with the Taste of Ko Opening Reception. So much good food is being prepared for this event that it’s been broken down into five distinct “stations,” probably to help people like me who end up juggling three heaping plates at the end of any huge buffet. Black and blue ahi will mingle with “Paniolo” rib-eye steak from Maui Cattle Company at one station and coconut curry lamb chops and seared opah with black bean sauce at another. Two more will host Lumpia spring rolls, miso glazed tiger prawns, tempura battered ahi sushi and vegetables and won bok kim chee. Finally, there will be a station dedicated exclusively to dessert, with chocolate baked custard, lychee-sake kanten and something mysteriously delicious sounding called an almond float. Admission to the feast includes complimentary Ocean Vodka cocktails like the Kula lavender infused lemon drop. It’s hard to believe that anyone will still have an appetite after that lavish menu, but then again this is America and if there’s one thing we as a country can collectively excel at, it’s eating. A lot. Thankfully, the Starry Night Moon Dance party’s fare comes in pupu style. The offerings will be smaller but, judging by the menu, just as sumptuous. Snow crab salad-stuffed cherry tomatoes and smoked salmon on Belgian endive will be passed around the room while partiers enjoy Tommy Bahama Rum drinks and visit the seafood and finger food bars stocked with ahi poke in puff pastry, green mussels in a half shell, rosemary skewered strip loin, snow crab claws and lots of grilled asparagus and other veggies. This is all just the tip of the iceberg,
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because the Taste of Chocolate is next. This late-night, dessert-only affair features espresso chocolate soufflés, hot chocolate mousse, truffles, Bailey’s and malted milk shots, milk chocolate crème brulee and many more incredibly delectable surprises. According to my sweet tooth, this will be the biggest dessert spread to hit Maui this year. But the real star of this culinary show is the Taste of Wailea, the grand finale of a week marathon of very good eating and the collective effort of some of the best chefs on Maui. Ferraro’s is throwing their seafood risotto into the hat with the Grand Wailea’s lobster tempura and braised Kobe short ribs, while Tommy Bahama’s will offer sea scallop sliders and Habana Cabana mini pork sandwiches with blackberry brandy barbeque sauce. Irish offerings like Guiness-marinated braised short ribs and potato gnocchi with wild mushroom ragu will be provided my Mulligan’s on the Blue and Matteo’s. Mala Wailea is getting some of the action, too, with their ahi bruschetta and spicy lamb pitas with garlic aioli. Obviously, there’s a whole lot more to list here. Café Mambo, Spago and the Fairmont Kea Lani all have delicious dishes lined up for this event and there are big plans for dramatic Ocean Vodka cocktails in the works, too. Honolulu Coffee Company is planning a dessert that involves dipping acai sorbet balls into Kona coffee and dark chocolate. There’s going to be a lot of food to be eaten in Wailea this week, but I have to remind myself that sometime during this week of incredible feasting there’s going to be lots of good films to watch, awards to present and movie stars to meet. For tickets or more info call 572-3456 or visit www.mauifilmfestival.com
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SCHEDULE Taste of Ko Opening Night Reception Wed, June 11, 5-7 p.m. Palm Court, The Fairmont Kea Lani Maui Tickets: $225 through June 10, $270 after.
Starry Night MoonDance Thu, June 12, 10p.m.-12:30 a.m. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café, The Shops at Wailea Tickets: $50 through June 10, $75 after
Taste of Chocolate Fri, June 13, 10 p.m.-12 a.m. Ocean Lawn, Four Seasons Resort Tickets: $150 through June 10, $180 after
Taste of Wailea Sat, June 14, 4:30-7 p.m. Wailea Gold and Emerald Golf Course Tickets: $175 through June 10, $210 after
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PUKALANI SUPERETTE Okay, so technically you have to build your own Hawaiian plate, but I promise that it’s easy and really good. Most of the time the Superette gives you a choice of beef or pork lau lau (both yummy). They have all the good stuff that goes with it too–potato mac salad, lomi salmon, poke, Hanalei poi. Upcountry knows this, but for all you townies, go early before all the workers on lunch break clear the place out. 15 Makawao Ave., 572-7616. Open M-Sa 9 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 7 a.m.-8 p.m. $
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VALLEY ISLE SEAFOOD Here’s good, authentic Hawaiian food that’s different from any other Hawaiian plates out there. The poke is to die for. The kalua pork isn’t super greasy, salty or covered in broth. What you get is delicious shredded meat that actually tastes like it could have possibly been made in an imu instead of a crock-pot. Amen. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 8734847. $
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If you want it all–poi, rice, mac salad, haupia, lau lau, kalua pig and cabbage, chicken long rice, squid luau (one of my favorites as a kid) and lomi salmon–your best bet is to head out to Hana Hou Café in Haiku. They also offer smaller plates for those of you that can’t eat as much as an extremely hungry Hawaiian. 810 Haiku Rd., 575-2661. $ MTW
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[FESTIVAL] In case you haven’t noticed—which would mean that you’re either comatose or an infant—we’re surrounded by water. It’s salty, warm and full of yummy fish, beautiful coral and, for half the year, humpback whales. Not only is the ocean beautiful, it’s ridiculously and vitally important to the survival of the human race. Here’s a fun and delicious way to learn about protecting the deep blue—eat it. Head up to Seascape Restaurant in Ma`alaea on Friday for a dinner buffet with sustainable fish from Maui waters and locally grown produce and products. You’d be amazed at the vast amount and variety of food items that are grown, produced, grown and raised on Maui. On Saturday and Sunday the Maui Ocean Center will host live music and hula dancing, games, prizes, ocean arts and crafts, informational booths and a special performances by GameKids Performing Arts and `Ulalena dancers, all included with regular admission. Sustainable buffet tickets: $65 plus tax & gratuity, 6 p.m. For a complete schedule of events visit www.mauioceancenter.com or call 270-7000. [JESSICA ARMSTRONG]
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Thursday (Jun. 5,) at 9:30 p.m., Café Mambo, Paia
Friday (Jun. 6) at 5:30 p.m., Wailuku Town
[FILM] I know, the Maui Film Festival is in full swing this week. But if you want to watch a movie in a public setting without all of the fancy-pants drama that can come with it, check out Cinema Night at Café Mambo this Thursday. This week, the movie playing is Death of a Funeral, a hilarious but slightly creepy black comedy directed by Frank Oz. I’m dying (ba-dum-dum) to see it. Tickets: $5 and the option to buy food (come early) and drinks. For more information visit www.cafemambomaui.com.
[EVENT] That would be, “One more time” to you. First Friday’s back, just like the First Friday before it and the one before that and so on. In fact, First Friday has become such a fixture in Wailuku that last month I took it for granted and didn’t make a big fuss. This week, the public can look forward to entertainment by Pam Gamboa Peterson, DJ Jamz, the MAPA dancers and Jocelyn Romero Demirbag and Freedom. Bill Best from Manao Radio will be the celebrity artist at Gallery Ha. For more information call Teri Edmonds at 249-9710.
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Thoughts become Things Sunday (Jun. 8) 7:30 p.m. at the Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea [INSPIRATION] Your wish is the universe’s command. Mike Dooley, celebrated speaker and author that has manifested himself into a happy and successful existence, will be coming to Maui to spread the good news. What news? That thoughts become things. Oh wait, does that mean that all the negative things I’ve been thinking will probably come true too? It does? Crap. Well, I’m sure Dooley will have some tips on keeping my manifesting machine (aka, mind) on things that are happy like big fat raises, vacations, a larger cup size and immortality. Tickets: $30. Check out the video clip on www.tut.com or www.globalmediaproductions.com for more information.
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FILMCRITIQUE
BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM
Kung Fu Fighting Jack Black kicks kid humor from the hip
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Jack Black inhabits the animated panda called Po with so much of his signature whimsy that audiences get a double dose of Black’s comic persona. Po is an adopted child to a family of Chinese cooks and is expected to carry on the family business, but Po dreams only of becoming a great kung fu master. At a high mountain temple, lives the great Master Oogway (a comic turtle voiced by Randall Duk Kim), who chooses Po to become the temple’s new Dragon Warrior over its highly skilled “Furious Five” monks (voiced by Angelina Jolie, Jackie Chan, Lucy Liu, David Cross and Seth Rogan). In order to protect the temple from the wrath of escaped prisoner and kung fu snow leopard Tai Lung (voiced by Ian McShane) Po must master the Secret of the Dragon Scroll with the help of a miniature wolf named Master Shifu (voiced by Dustin Hoffman). In spite of its strict adherence to limited formula constraints, Kung Fu Panda is an
Kimbo Slice’s next opponent enjoyable kid’s movie full of zippy cartoon imagery and heartfelt vocal performances. I once asked Jack Black what he liked to do in his spare time. “I likes to doodle,” he said in that instantly recognizable Jack Black way. It’s the kind of answer that wins you over for its irreverent sense of childish liberation.
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It’s significant that in animated movies, vocal performances are always recorded before a team of animators set about matching the characters’ mouths and actions. It’s this process that enables an actor like Jack Black to put his stamp on a character in subtle and dramatic ways. Po is a lazy, overweight panda with enough desire in his heart to get him up
the Temple Mountain on the day when the next keeper of the great secret will be chosen. Like Neo in The Matrix or Michael Angarano’s young character in The Forbidden Kingdom, Po is groomed as the next great defender. He will have to learn discipline, respect, and a brand of confidence that can only come from facing his greatest fears, namely entering into combat with the deadly Tai Lung. Ian McShane stands out in the role of the vengeful snow tiger that once apprenticed at the temple to be the next Dragon Warrior under Master Oogway. but was rejected for his mean streak that threatened all of those around him. McShane’s emotionally powerful voice is perfectly suited to grounding his character as an enemy of outsized proportions. Objectively, there isn’t that much of a difference between The Forbidden Kingdom (starring Jackie Chan and Jet Li) and Kung Fu Panda, except that the latter is better suited to younger children. The animation on display is top-notch, but it’s Jack Black that steals the show. Hans Zimmer and John Powell provide a bright musical score for the harmless action. MTW
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BY JESSICA ARMSTRONG CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM
New This Week
Front Street Theater 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue), Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian - PG - Th 3:45, 7, 10. F-W 12:30, 3:45, 7, 10 Iron Man - PG13 - Daily 1:15, 4, 7:15, 10:15 Kung Fu Panda - PG - F-W1, 3:30, 6:30, 9 The Strangers - R - Th 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. F-W 1:30, 4:15, 6:45, 9:15 What Happens In Vegas - PG13 - Th only 3:30, 6:30, 9
KUNG FU PANDA - PG - Animation What’s not to love about a chubby, fuzzy panda with an obsession for kung fu and kicking booty? What’s even cuter is the voice of the portly hero will be played by Jack Black, who’s not exactly fitness magazine material himself. 88 min. YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN - PG13 - Comedy - Adam Sandler plays terrorist-killing macho Israeli commando who escaped to the streets of New York City to wields insults and hair cutting shears with abandon while spreading his manly charms around in the bed of any woman that will have him. 113 min
Ka’ahumanu 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 8754910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), Baby Mama - PG13 - Th 12:35, 2:55, 5:10, 7:25, 9:40. F-W 7:40, 10 Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - PG13 - Th 11, 11:30, 12, 1:40, 2:10, 2:40, 4:20, 4:50, 5:20, 7, 7:40, 8:20, 9:40, 10:20. F-W 11:05, 11:30, 12:05, 1:50, 2:10, 2:45, 4:25, 5:25, 7, 7:40, 8:25, 9:40, 10:20 Speed Racer - PG - Th 11:05, 12:30, 1:55, 3:20, 4:45, 6:10, 7:35, 9. F-W 11, 1:50, 4:40 You Don’t Mess with the Zohan - PG13 - FW11:15, 12, 1:45, 2:30, 4:15, 5, 6:45, 7:30, 9:15, 10
Now Showing BABY MAMA - PG13 - Comedy - Leading ladies of Saturday Night Live Tina Fey and Amy Poehler team up to make a movie (and apparently a baby) in this silly little flic about surrogate motherhood. 89 min. CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: PRINCE CASPIAN - PG - Fantasy - The Pevensie kids stumble back through the wardrobe and discover that over a century has past in Narnia time. The years have not been good to their beloved winter wonderland and they soon find themselves helping Prince Caspian battle an evil king to take his rightful place on the throne. 142 min FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL - R Comedy - When poor sap Peter gets dumped by his television starlet girlfriend he flees to Oahu in search of sand, sun and distraction from his broken heart, but unfortunately, his ex beat him to the punch and is already at his resort with her new guy. Luckily the hottie, laid back front desk girl is willing to nurse his emotional wounds with cocktails and flirting. 112 min. INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL - PG13 - Action - Indiana Jones may be old enough to collect Social Security but that doesn’t mean he’s just going to sit back with a golf club in one hand and a pack of adult diapers in the other while the world is being threatened with nuclear disaster by some evildoers bent on world domination. No, much like a fine wineor Steven Spielberg’s directing skills- Jones just keeps getting better with age. 204 min IRON MAN - PG13 - Action - A Marvel’s comic adventure adaptation about a wealthy weapon maker whose trying to stop the evildoers who use his guns to hurt people. Wait, weapons can kill? Why didn’t someone tell him that BEFORE he designed the worlds most destructive toys. 92 min. MADE OF HONOR - PG13 - Comedy Patrick Dempsey lines up with the ladies on the bride’s side in his best friends wedding, but when he realizes he’s head over high heels for the girl he tries to find a way to win her over without looking like a total schmuck. 101 min. SEX AND THE CITY - R - Comedy - New York City’s favorite female posse is back from a long hiatus from their HBO series to see Carrie Bradshaw get hitched to Mr. Big in what will surely be an glamorous dress and a fabulous pair of heels. 135 min SPEED RACER - PG - Action - Kids will go crazy while adults get nostalgic over this cartoon adaptation about futuristic race cars, a heroic young racer and the greedy corporate businessman who wants to exploit his talents. Or something like that. Fast cars-that’s pretty much all you need to know. 126 min. THE STRANGERS - R - Thriller - A couple are settling in for a relaxing evening in a friends summer home in the woods when three randoms show up with masks and knives to spoil the mood. The scariest part is it’s based on a true story. 100 min.
SHOWTIMES
Kukui Mall 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 ( Matinees: everyday until 4pm), Chronicles of Narnia: Price Caspian - PG - Th only 2, 5, 8
Look out, it’s Kung Fu Sandler! WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - PG13 - Comedy - According to this movie if you get too drunk in Vegas you’ll marry someone super hot, win a huge jackpot and then be forced to fall in love with
you’re newly betrothed by a judge who just isn’t down with annulment. So that’s why flights from Maui to Vegas are so cheap... 100 min.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - PG13 - Th, M-W 2:10, 4:50, 7:35. F-Sa 11:30, 2:10, 4:50, 7:35, 10:10. Su 11:30, 2:10, 4:50, 7:35 Iron Man - PG13 - Th only 2:20, 5:05, 7:50 Kung Fu Panda - PG - F-Sa 11:10, 1:15, 3:20, 5:25, 7:30, 9:35. Su 11:10, 1:15, 3:20, 5:25, 7:30. M-W 2, 4:05, 6:10, 8:15 Sex and the City - R - Th, M-W 2:15, 5:15, 8:20. F-Sa 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 10:15. Su 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 10:15 You Don’t Mess with the Zohan - PG13 - F-Sa 12, 2:30, 5, 7:40, 10:20. Su 12, 2:30, 5, 7:40. MW 2:30, 5, 7:40
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Maui Mall Megaplex Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm), Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian - PG - Th 3:15, 3:45, 4:15, 6:30, 7, 7:30, 9:30, 10. F-W 12, 12:30, 1, 3:15, 3:45, 4:15, 6:30, 7:30, 9:30 Forgetting Sarah Marshall - R - Th 1:30, 4:10, 6:50, 9:30. F-W 6:50, 9:30 Iron Man - PG13 - Th 1:45, 3, 4, 4:45, 6:15, 7:45, 9:15, 9:50. F-W 12:15, 1:05, 3, 4, 6:15, 6:55, 9:15, 9:50 Kung Fu Panda - PG - F-W 12, 12:20, 1:50, 2:30, 2:50, 4:10, 4:40, 5:10, 6:30, 7, 7:30, 8:50, 9:15, 9:50 Made of Honor - PG13 - Th only1:40, 4:20, 6:55, 9:25 Sex and the City - R - Th 3:10, 3:40, 6:25, 6:45, 9:35, 9:50. F-W 12, 12:35, 3:10, 3:40, 6:25, 6:45, 9:35, 9:50 The Strangers - R - Th 3, 5:10, 7:20, 9:30. F-W 12:50, 3, 5:10, 7:20, 9:30 What Happens In Vegas - PG13 - Daily 1:30, 4:05, 6:40, 9:10
Wharf Cinema Center 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day), Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - PG13 - Daily 12:45, 3:45, 6:45, 9:45. Sex and the City - R -Daily12:15, 3:30, 7, 10:20. Speed Racer - PG - Th only 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30 You Don’t Mess with the Zohan - PG13 - F-W 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10
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ART&ENTERTAINMENT
BY YNEZ TONGSON YNEZ@MAUITIME.COM
Four Stars Your chance to live the life of a paparazzi at the Maui Film Fest PIERCE BROSNAN
FELICITY HUFFMAN
VIRGINIA MADSEN
DENNIS QUAID
Terror grips my body as a certain secret agent clings for his life atop a 50-story building. A recent head wound sustained in an epic battle against a machine gun-toting grandmother mars his handsome face. The impeccably dressed henchmen are almost looming over us. I look into his GoldenEye and he whispers to me, “Tomorrow Never Dies.” With that he leaps off the ledge… onto the awaiting stealth helicopter. I jump in after him and we watch the befuddled henchmen curse us. The sun is setting as he holds me close and says, “The World is Not Enough.” Later, I fall asleep in his arms. The next morning, I awake alone on a deserted beach. I search wildly for him, but to no avail. I mutter, “Mamma Mia!” Pierce Brosnan is getting The Maverick Award for being a badass.
What would you do if I told you Felicity Huffman has played a pre-op transsexual road-tripping with her long lost hustler son as well as an over-achieving desperate housewife afflicted with both cancer and ADHD children? She has. Not at the same time, of course. Felicity Huffman is an exceptional actress with the ability to touch her audience and also make them laugh. This is evident in her roles in the film Transamerica and television series Desperate Housewives. By attending the Film Festival event on June 13, not only will be you treated with wine and Heineken Beer (The OFFICIAL beer of the Maui Film Festival), you will also be privy to a complimentary screening of the Hawai‘i premiere of Huffman’s latest film, Phoebe in Wonderland. Felicity Huffman will be awarded The Nova Award for not only being hot like one, but for also being an outright fierce actress.
I watched Sideways five times. It wasn’t because I particularly liked the movie. In fact, I loathed it. I was trying to understand why everybody else gave it such rave reviews. But even with my negative bias (I go to movies to get away from real life, not re-live it), Virginia Madsen was outstanding in the film. Madsen has a long list of accomplishments, including playing The Dangerous Woman in the silver screen adaptation of A Prairie Home Companion. She has also starred opposite of Billy Bob Thornton in The Astronaut Farmer. In addition to her work as an actress, Madsen formed the production company Title IX. Its first fully financed documentary, I Know a Woman Like That, highlights the accomplishments of women ages 64 to 94. Virginia Madsen will be awarded The Navigator Award, apparently for being able to successfully navigate her versatile Hollywood career.
A charismatic grin, talent and oodles of money will get you anything you want. Luckily for Dennis Quaid, he’s amply equipped with all three. I don’t understand the concept of awarding Quaid The Galaxy Award, though. When I think of galaxies, I think of vast stretches of empty space and the word “probe.” Quaid is definitely not similar to empty space; his name evokes images of films such as Vantage Point and American Dreamz. Quaid’s winning grin also reminds me of family films such as Yours, Mine and Ours, as well as the 1998 re-make of The Parent Trap. Oh, I also think of Lindsay Lohan before, well, what stars usually use their charismatic grins, talent and oodles of money for: drugs and alcohol. Dennis Quaid will be awarded The Galaxy Award for, my best guess, being an outstanding star in an industry teeming with them.
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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Slack Key Concert - Wednesday, Jun 11.
BY JESSICA ARMSTRONG CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM
ryline of The Little Mermaid with the star-crossed
Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make
SATURDAY, JUN 07
something beautiful. Learn basic crimping meth-
lovers situation from Romeo and Juliet and set the whole thing on a lush, tropical island in the
Grammy award winner Daniel Ho and Maui favorite
Caribbean? You get this original and creative theatri-
George Kahumoku Jr. pair up for an evening on
cal performance that’s directed and choreographed
classic and contemporary Hawaiian slack key guitar.
by Brian Swasey. $20. Fri & Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 5
Tickets: $45. 7:30 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort.
p.m. Iao Theater, Wailuku. 242-6969.
669-3858.
Swap Meet - I’ve always wanted to unearth some totally awesome treasure at a random flea
sTAGE Free Theater - Friday, Jun 6. Attend a free stage
Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.
market. This might be a good place to start. Hula Show - Get a taste of Hawaiian history and Admission: 50 cents. 7 a.m.-12 p.m. Pu`unene
culture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 877-8952.
Ave., Kahului. 877-3100. Healing Movie - See Thu, June 5. 1:30 p.m. Habitat for Humanity - Spend a few hours
EVENTS
ods, 11 a.m.; Wire wrapping: 2 p.m. Maui Bead
Temple of Peace, Haiku. 575-5220.
helping a family in need get secure shelter. 9 a.m. Band Workshop - The Maui Community Band
Call for details. 893-0334.
THURSDAY, JUN 05
invites intermediate and advanced players of all Hula Classes - Hula Classes - Every Sat. Halau
ages to practice with local and mainland musicians
reading of A Man of Her Dreams, by Moloka`i
Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make
Kawaianuhealehua holds open hula classes for chil-
Kehlor in conjunction with First Friday in Wailuku.
something beautiful. Sugar cube, 11 a.m.; Dazzling
dren, teen and adult wahines and kanes. 9 a.m.
7:30 p.m. Iao Theater, Wailuku. 242-6969.
daisies, 3 p.m.; Hawaiian quilt, 6 p.m. Maui Bead
Maui Waena School.
Bare Essential Theater - Monday, Jun 9. This
Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.
month’s theatrical stage reading will be on the play
Come Out and Play - Elizabeth Ann Brandon,
meeting if you or a loved one is suffering from
The Man Who Came to Dinner about the pompous
MA wants to make friends with your inner child
Multiple Sclerosis. Free. 10-11:30 a.m. Kaiser
Sheridan Whiteside who slips and breaks his hip
using cognitive therapy, hypnosis and transaction-
Permanente, Conference Room 1, Wailuku.
after an evening dinner at the home of the Stanleys
al analysis. Free. 12-3 p.m. Dragon’s Den,
800-FIGHTMS.
and requires six hilarious weeks of recovery before
Lahaina Cannery Mall.
Makawao. 573-2424.
Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make
Thoughts Become Things - See our Picks of
he can be on his way. Free. 6:30 p.m. Iao Theater,
Wailuku. 244-8680 x21.
TICKETS ON SALE
followed by familiar and new beats from Zenshin Daiko. The big finish will be a performance by the premier L.A. taiko ensemble Taikoproject. Tickets: $15. 7 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Elmo! - Fri-Sun, Jun 27-29. OK, this is really excit-
ten to a wide variety of folk music. Free. 6:30 -
Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.
Wailuku. 575-9695.
Free Beading Classes - Learn new skills and be
Healing Movie - A film on the life of inspirational
will be signing copies of her hilarious memoir.
creative. Hawaiian quilt, 11 a.m.; Charm bracelet; 3
self-help leader Louise Hay, titled You Can Heal Your
11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Barnes and Noble,
Life, The Movie. $10. 7:30 p.m., Temple of Peace,
Haiku. 575-5220. Cinema Night - Cafe Mambo will be hosting an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21
FRIDAY, JUN 06
the test of time with generation after generation of
he’s coming to put the superness back in Super Grover after he loses it somewhere along the way.
Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center.
Tickets: $33, $20, $10. Fri, Jun 27, 7 p.m.; Sat, June
873-8080.
28, 10:30 a.m., 2 & 5:30 p.m.; Sun 4:30 p.m. Castle
Biofeedback - Mary Higgins, QXC/SCIO practi-
Theater, MACC. 242-7469.
tioner, helps you energetically rebalance after liv-
The New Everclear - Wed, Jul 9. This intimate
ing yet another day in a toxin-filled world. Walkins only. Sliding scale pricing. 2-5 p.m. Dragon’s
Den. 573-2424.
Everclear. New because every member save for
Shakin’ Keiki - Come see little hula dancers in
front man Art Alexakis has changed since their bril-
adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their ancestors. Free. 3:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900
culture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 877-8952.
Pipe Up - No experience is needed for drummers and bagpipers at these open, free lesson and practices for the Isle of Maui Pipe Band. 6 p.m. Call for
African Drumming Workshop - A class for
Direction. 876-0154.
beginners to quickly pick up a traditional Malinke Africam rhythm and jam with the group. $15. Djemb drums available to rent for $5. 1-3 p.m. The
emancipation, presented by the African American Foundation of Maui. Food sales will benefit the scholarship
women affected by domestic violence. 6 p.m.
Kihei, call for details. 242-0775.
Juneteenth Celebration - A celebration of
organization’s
Women Helping Women - A support group for
and
grant
fund.
High Hopes Square Dance Club - A place for beginners to pick up some steps and seasoned square dancers to show off their moves. Free. 7 p.m. Hannibal Tavares Community Center,
Pukalani. 572-0671.
Obon Fest - A spiritual service and traditional
TUESDAY, JUN 10
obon dance. 6:30 p.m. Lahaina Shingon Mission.
Soroptimist
661-0466.
Benefit Night - While you enjoy great pizza
Healing Movie - See Thu, June 5. $10. 7:30 p.m.,
you’ll also be helping to support S. I. of Maui’s
Temple of Peace, Haiku. 575-5220.
many programs which benefit women and girls in
International
of
Maui
Maui county and around the world. 5-10 p.m.
SUNDAY, JUN 08
Flatbread, Paia. 575-2789.
Tantra Temple Services - Embrace the spiritual
Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Support the
essence of all faiths with tantra, an ancient high-
kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching their
First Friday in Wailuku - See our Picks of
spiritual practice. Free. 10 a.m. 2138 Vineyard St.,
Polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids. 5:30
the Week section. Free. 5-7 p.m. Wailuku Town.
Wailuku. 244-4103.
p.m. 669-6271.
Front St. 667-9216.
tight, alternative sound that I fell in love with when
originals and dynamic covers that I know and love
Hula Show - Get a taste of Hawaiian history and
www.aahfm.org. 2-5 p.m. Kam III, Kihei.
Grammy winning rock band I like to call the “new”
Life,” though, and they’ll definitely play some of the
Lahaina. 662-1307.
Studio Maui, Haiku. 891-1594. something beautiful. Charm bracelet, 11 a.m.;
p.m.; Basic earrings, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack,
Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.
Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make
Bouquet ring, 3 p.m.; Wire wrapping, 6 p.m.
I heard “Father of Mine” and “I Will Buy You a New
MONDAY, JUN 09
Book Signing - London-based author of
Someday My Prince Will Come Miss Jerramy Fine
friends on Seasame Street, a tradition that’s stood
Their new release, The Vegas Years has the same
Paniolo Posse. Lessons: 6:30 p.m.; Dancing: 7 p.m.
the Week section. Tickets: $30. 7:30 p.m. Fairmont
Funeral.. 9:30 p.m. Cafe Mambo, Paia. 579-8021.
liant 1995 album Sparkle and Fade went platinum.
come on down for some line dancing by the Maui
Kea Lani, Wailea.
letters, numbers and manners from our furry
show will be the first Maui performance ever by the
Line Dancing - Practice your tush push ya’ll and
cluster, 3 p.m.; Silk knotting, 6 p.m. Maui Bead
and older crowd. This week’s flick is Death at a
Broadway-quality production! Elmo is coming! And
Room. 572-6247.
folksingers and humdingers to sing, play and lis-
ing for kids of all ages. Many of us grew up learning
keiki. Now the gang is on it’s way to Maui with a
Lahaina. Free. 6 p.m. Baldwin High School Band
MS Meeting - Come to this monthly self-help
something beautiful. Basic earring, 11 a.m.; Quick
the fast-paced, energetic art of taiko drumming will get started with the Maui High School Drumline,
performed at the July 4th Concert in the Park in
First Thursday Folksong Circle - Calling all
8:30pm. Roselani Place, 88 S. Papa Ave., Taiko Festival - Sat, Jun 21. This celebration of
to debut an original Hawaiian composition to be
249-9710.
Open for Relaxation - Meet instructors from
Speed Dating - Sit down for a round of three-
when I think of Everclear. Tickets: $42.50, available
Healing Movie - See Thu, June 5. $10. 7:30 p.m.,
the Aloha School of Massage therapy and get a tour
minute dates. Who knows, you could find true
at the Hard Rock Box Office and www.kingmichel-
Temple of Peace, Haiku. 575-5220.
the school while you meet with current students at
love... or at least someone you might want to
concers.com. Hard Rock Cafe, Lahaina. 667-7400.
Comedy Night - Laugh it up with guest
this open house. 11:00 a.m.-1:00 p.m. Aloha
spend a whole second date with. Registration: $5.
Once on This Island - Every Sun, Fri & Sat, Jul
comics every week. $6. 9 p.m. Giovani’s,
School of Massage Therapy, Hukilike Street, Ste.
8 p.m. Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill, Kahului.
11. What do you get when you mix the fantasy sto-
Kaanapali. 661-3160.
203, Kahului. 871-9966.
871-1414.
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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
Thursday 06/05
Friday 06/06
Saturday 06/07
Sunday 06/08
Monday 06/09– Wednesday 06/11
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The Diggable All Stars No cover
Ryan Vice No cover
Louise Lambert $10
MON - Open Talent Night
Willie K, Joe Cano & Avi Ronen; $7
WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DJ Styles, DJ Jammin J & DJ Shaggy $10, 10pm
AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011
CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852
CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
CHARLEY’S
Teoman Bubz and the Kryptones; $15, 10pm
Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo $10, 10pm
DJ Jai $7, 10pm
A Kettle Prime $5, 10pm
WED - Wet n’ Wild Wahine Wednesday, $10, 9pm
Salsa $7, 10pm
TUE - DJ Satelite, No cover
Coyote Ugly $7, 10pm
142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9668
COMPADRES Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189
COOL CAT CAFE
Dave Carroll No cover, 9pm
Orin & Junior No cover, 9pm
Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908
DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB
Dave Carroll No cover, 9pm
TBA No cover, 9pm
Off Tomorrow, No cover, 9pm
1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669
GIOVANI’S
Comedy Night $6, 9 p.m
2291 Honoapiilani Hwy., 661-3160
HARD ROCK CAFÉ
MON - Erin Smith; TUE - Luxury Cruise; WED -Howard Ahia, No cover, 9pm MON - Silky Ringo, TUE - Scott Baird; No cover, 9pm
Versatile $5, 10 p.m.
Silky Ringo 9pm
900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make
MON - Marty Dread, $10, $5 Kama aina, 10 p.m.
WEDNESDAY, JUN 11
something beautiful. Bouquet ring, 11 a.m.; Sugar cube, 3 p.m.; Basic crimping, 6 p.m. Maui Bead
Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.
Ayurvedic Consultations - Margo P. Uma Gal, CAP., offers up wisdom on diet and lifestyle from over 20 years of experience as an Ayurvedic
Toastmasters - Perfect your public speaking skills in this community club. 9 a.m., Kapalua Land
Makawao. 572-2424. Shakin’ Keiki - Come see little hula dancers in adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their
Neuter Scooter - Low-cost spays and neuters for pet and ferel cats, by appointment. $50. Various
Front St. 667-9216. WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays pres-
Beautiful
GIRLS!
Wailuku, 3-5 p.m. WED - Baha’i Faith Maui Center,
you can get some of your shopping done! Grades
9 a.m.-12 p.m.; Honokowai Kau Hale, 2:30-4:30
K-5. Free. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu
p.m.; Ka Hale A Ke Ola, Wailuku, 4-6 p.m. FRI -
Shopping Center. 877-4325.
Haiku Boy’s and Girl’s Club, 3-5 p.m. For more info
Sing With Your Baby - Sat. Come for an hour of
call 661-0111.
fun with Happy Dan the music man and your infant
Summer Youth Center - Mon-Fri. A place
(24 months and under.). 10-10:45 a.m. Makawao
where the kids (ages 9-18) can stay busy learning,
Public Library. 573-8785.
ancestors. Free. 2:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900
times. Island wide locations. 866-662-5838.
MAUI’S MOST
Makawao, 9 a.m.-12. TUE - Kehekili Park Terrace,
ities and live entertainment at the mall and maybe
Practitioner. Walk-ins only. Free. 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m.
Co. training center, 665-5485; 6 p.m., St. Theresa Church, Kihei, 298-3966.
Holokai Club - Sat. Let your kids enjoy fun activ-
ents live island music, gallery receptions, artist appearances and more. . 6:30-8 p.m. 897-6770 x2.
a.m.-5 p.m. Hui Malama Youth Center, Wailuku.
to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for
242-9730.
vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walkin basis. Free. 12-3 p.m. Wailuku Health Center.
984-8260.
Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Quick cluster, 11 a.m.; Silk knotting, 3 p.m.; Basic earring, 6 p.m. Maui Bead
Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.
Story Time - Thu. Keiki story time and crafts. Free. 10 a.m. Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana.
665-1114. Premature Babies - Thu. Imua will hold a support group for parents of premature babies. Parent education, info and skills. 5:30 p.m., Imua Family
and get ready for a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament! Free. 3 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-4766.
• Fun Karaoke • Great Pu-Pu’s
OPEN 2PM-2AM 7 DAYS A WEEK
Club
silent, so encourage your kids to learn how to use them and finally get some peace and quiet! Free. 4-
Athletic Club Outreach - Every Tue & Thu. Got tough kids? Get them instruction on Olympic
sports-specific weight training by an experienced team of coaches. Ages 11-19. Free. 4:45-6 p.m. St.
Mark Weightlifting Hall, Good Shepherd Episcopal Church, Wailuku. 244-4656.
Dino Detectives - Mon-Fri. Church-based stories, skits and crafts for all ages. Free. 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Grace Baptist Church, Lahaina. 661-4017 or
667-2772.
West Side Storytime - Every Tue & Sat. Lahaina’s newest bookseller is hosting keiki story time, so get them hooked on reading early. Tue., 10 a.m.; Sat., 11 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina.
Anuenue Room. 870-0115.
(ages 13 and up) wings at this workshop that
the phone away from the child and make that call.
and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911.
5 p.m. Maui Toy Works. 661-5304.
Intro to Aviation - Mon-Fri. Give your kids
gram for parents of strong willed children. Wrestle
Learning Center offers after-school homework help
weightlifting, power lifting, body building and
Services Anuenue Room, 870-0115. 5:30 p.m.
Keiki Issues? - Thu. The Parent Project, a pro-
After-School Help - Mon-Fri. Hui Malama
Yu-Gi-Oh - Sat. Little gamester get out your cards
Yo Yo Workshop & Demo - Sun. Yo Yo’s are
KEIKI
playing and socializing while you’re at work. Free. 9
Keiki Shots - Sat. (Central Maui) Bring children up
Hekili Multimedia Program - Every Wed, Fri
teaches the fundamentals of what it takes to be a
& Sat. Kids get access to high-end multimedia
pilot. $25. 12-1 p.m. Kihei Charter School. 283-
equipment and instruction on recording music, mix-
3576 or 667-2805.
ing beats and loops, producing movies and Web
Free. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Hui Malama Learning Center.
Keiki Chess Club - Mon. Learn to play chess
289-5050.
with magician Niel Bruce, for keiki ages 8-12. Free.
pages. Free. Various times. Paia Youth & Cultural
Center. 579-8354.
2:30-4 p.m. Makawao Public Library. 573-8785.
RadioOpio - Kids can learn to DJ and produce a
the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vac-
Vacation Bible School - Mon-Fri. A week of
radio show on Maui’s only youth radio station.
cinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in
games, activities and free babysitting! Sponsored
Free. Various times. Paia Youth & Cultural Center.
basis. Free. 9-11 a.m. Lahaina Comprehensive
by Kumulani Chapel. Free. 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Napilihau
579-6400.
Health Center. 984-8260.
Recreation Center. 669-6905.
871-2182
Summer Bible School - Daily Sat-Wed.
Free Keiki Art Classes - Every Mon, Tue, Wed
Church-related education and activities for the
& Fri. Lahaina Arts Society offers free children’s art
Engaging in Aging - Thu. A three-week lecture
CALL 205-8778 AND ASK ABOUT FREE TRANSPORTATION TO AND FROM CLUB DIANE!
summer. Free. 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Lahaina Baptist
classes island wide. MON - Lahaina Surf Hawaiian
program on aging by HMSA. $35. 9-11 a.m. HMSA
Church. 661-3725.
Housing, 3-5 p.m. & Baha’i Faith Maui Center,
office, Kahului. 800-525-6548.
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DA KINECALENDAR
BY JESSICA ARMSTRONG CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM
Talk Story on Non-Profits - Thu. Ever won-
Save the Forest - Sun. The Pacific Whale
Attack of the Non-Native Plants - Tue. Learn
Fishing Derby - Sat. Sponsored by the Maui
dered why people start non-profits? Get the scoop
Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to
about the invasive plants and animals that may be
Lion’s Club for the vision and hearing impaired and
on these types of businesses and what it takes to
pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove.
lurking in your backyard at this interactive workshop
their families. 9 a.m. Maui Tropical Plantation,
start one. Free. 12-1 p.m. Maui County Business
Transportation is provided. Bring warm clothes,
where you’ll learn about some of the newest back-
Wailuku; Island Spirit Yoga; Lahaina. 242-7638.
Resourse Center, Maui Mall. 873-8247.
long pants and closed boots. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m.,
yard invaders and how theses plants and animals
Harbor Shop, 300 Ma`alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m.,
threaten Maui’s unique environment, our health,
Upcountry Tavares Community Center. RSVP
and economy. Get a free color Maui Invasive field
856-8341.
guide book and a guided neighborhood hike with a
Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get
biologist. Free. 6-8:30 p.m. Kula Community
King’s Trail Triathalon - Sun. Challenge yourself
free info about marine life and answers to all those
Center. 984-3716.
to a one mile swim, 25 mile bike, six mile run. For
pesky questions that keep you up all night. The
Save Honolua - Tue. Meeting to inform, educate
Pacific Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are
and involve the community on the proposed devel-
a.m. Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului.
Reconnect to the Source - Fri. Learn about
definitely smarter than a fifth grader. The question
opment of Honolua Bay. 6:45 p.m. Lahaina Civic
Sports Registration - Sun. Maui Pop Warner
the power of the body and mind through medi-
is, are you?. 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea.
Center. 870-0052.
football and cheerleading registration. 9 a.m.-12
tation. Free. 10 a.m. Kihei Community Center.
249-8811.
Building supplies - Every Wed, Thu, Fri & Sat.
p.m. War Memorial Little League Field. 244-1957.
879-0871.
Save Makena - Mon. This monthly meeting
Spring cleaning! Donate new and nearly new build-
Paddling for Breast Cancer Survivors -
focuses on issues surrounding the development of
ing materials or purchase them at reduced prices.
Every Mon & Wed. Get together with other sur-
Makena. This month’s guest speaker will be Scott
Volunteers needed to stock, display and price mer-
Fisher on the Maui Coastal Land Trust. 6-8 p.m.
chandise. Reduce the amount of usable building
Kalama Heights Retirement Center, Garden
materials going into the landfill. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Habitat
Room. 357-3134.
for Humanity, Market St., Wailuiku. 986-8050.
Leadership Workshop - Fri. Inspirational speaker Glenn Furuya will speak on “The Leadership Code” and how it applies to you. Free to MCC members, $15 for non-members. Call to register. 911 a.m.; 12-2 p.m. & 4-6 p.m. Maui Chamber of
Commerce, Kahului. 871-7711.
ENVIRONMENT Coastal Restoration - Fri. Habitat restoration at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m. Waihe`e. 244-5263. Ocean Fest - Fri & Sat. See our Picks of the
270-7000.
country on a two and a half mile walk along the Mahana Ridge Trail. Free. 8:30 a.m. 873-3508.
more info or to register visit www.trimaui.org. 7
vivors for canoe paddling. Free. 6:45 a.m. Kihei
Canoe Club. 243-2999. Tai Chi - Every Mon & Fri. Get your Tai Chi in during your lunchbreak with Dr. Lorrin Pang.
A Whale of a Lecture - Tue. Paul Michel, supervisor for the Monterey Bay National Marine
Week section. Maui Ocean Center, Ma`alaea.
Trails Day - Sat. Explore Maui Land & Pineapple
SPORTS
Free. noon-12:45 p.m. State Building Plaza,
Sanctuary, will discuss resource protection issues
Cricket Anyone? - Sat & Sun. The Maui Cricket
Wailuku. 984-8200.
his sanctuary faces and the similar problems it
Club is going to host the Honolulu Criket club for
Walk, Run, Train - Every Tue & Thu. Whether
Walk Waihee - Sat. Take an educational guided
poses for our Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale
two games for the Ipu Pilialoha O Hawaii, Or
you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to
tour of the Waihee Coastal Dunes. Free. 9 a.m. Call
National Marine Sanctuary. Free. 6:30-7:30 p.m.
Hawaiian Friendship cup. 11 a.m. Baldwin Beach
train with. 5:30 p.m. Runner’s Paradise, Maui Mall.
to register. 244-5263.
Sanctuary Education Center, Kihei. 879-2818.
Park, Paia. 269-2740.
877-5300.
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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
Thursday 06/05
Friday 06/06
Saturday 06/07
Sunday 06/08
HECOCKS 505 Front St, Lahaina - 661-8810
HENRY’S BAR & GRILL 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849
Live Music No cover, 9pm
Live Music No cover, 9pm
I’O JACQUES
KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
MON - Da Hawaiians, 9pm
MON - Live Music, No cover
Kenny Roberts No cover
El Vato Loco No cover
Jared & Dale No cover
MON - Jared, No cover; TUE - Da Hawaiians; No cover WED - Chico & Da Kine; No cover
Q103 No cover, 9:30pm
Cheryl Rae No cover, 9:30pm
I-Chalice No cover, 9:30pm
Crunch Pups Duo $5, 9:30 p.m.
MON - D.U.H.; No cover, 9:30pm; TUE - Kilohana, No cover; WED - TBA, No cover, 9:30 p.m.
Mike & Mark “Good Times;” No over, 9pm
845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010
Gina Martinelli No cover
Vince Esquire No cover
KIMOS LIFE’S A BEACH
WED - Local Boys, Jacob, Tony & Matteo; No cover, 10pm
DJ El Gato & DJ JP $10, 10pm
120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844
36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711
Sonny B No cover, 10pm
Howard Ahia No cover, 9pm
505 Front St., Lahaina - 661-8422
KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB
Live Music No cover, 9pm
Monday 06/09– Wednesday 06/11
Rampage 10pm
MON - Kanoa and Friends, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups; 10pm
Basketball Camp - Wed June 11-14. For drib-
tured artists-in-action and refreshments. Free. 6:30
diacy in portraits. 7-10 a.m. & 4-close. Cafe Marc
on Fridays. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Wailea Beach Marriott
blers and point guards aged 8-17. Enrollment: $60,
p.m. Lahaina. 661-6284.
Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.
Resort south lobby. 879-1922.
Art Bistro - Mon. Local artists display their
Photography Competition - Hi Art Magazine
Ohana Farmers & Crafters Market - Every
option meal plan available. Baldwin High School
and War Memorial Gym. 244-7506.
wares, from photography and painting to jewelry
is seeking entries featuring portaits of the faces of
Tue, Wed & Fri. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu
Golf Fundraiser - Wed. A round of golf and
and sculptures. Live music, too. 5-10pm.
Hawaii. Competition open to all Hawaii residents.
Shopping Center. 877-3369.
buffet lunch on the day Hawaii honors King K. $95
Jacques Northshore Bistro, 120 Hana Hwy.
Entries due by Sept. 1. www.hiartmagazine.com
Farmers Market of Maui - Every Mon, Wed &
per person. 7 a.m. King Kamehamaha Golf
Paia. 808-269-0961.
for more info
Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh
Natural Ground: The Intentions of Three -
Pet Photo Contest - Daily. Send photos of your
produce. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 61 S. Kihei Rd.
Daily (except Mon). Three artists from three differ-
cute and cuddly pets to the Maui Humane Society
Honokowai Farmers Market - Every Mon,
ent Hawaiian islands exhibit their works in painting,
for use in their 2009 calendar. Deadline is July 15.
Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus
drawing and sculpture to interpret the beautiful nat-
For rules and photo requirements visit www.maui-
baked and canned goods. 7-11 a.m. Lower
humanesociety.org or call 877-3680. $20 entry fee.
Honopiilani Hwy.
Course. 249-0033. Pool Hours - Daily. Pool Hours - Besides the fear of contracting super-strain ukuís, I really enjoy a good swim in a public pool. Sometimes the thought of dealing with sand is just too much to
ural environment that surrounds us. 11 a.m.- 5 p.m.
bear. Kahului, Kihei, Lahaina, War Memorial, Pukalani, anthe Old and New Wailuku Pools: M-W,
Schaefer International Gallery, MACC. 242-7469.
F, S 9 a.m-4 p.m.; Th 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m.; Sun 12-4:30
Pastels - Daily. Two of Maui’s premier oil
p.m. These hours can change due to events. To dou-
painters, Steven Burr and Kathleen O’Bryan, cap-
ble check you can call, 270-6135.
ture the beauty of Maui in pastels. 10 a.m.-7 p.m.
arts and crafts. 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Renaissance Wailea
Beach Resort.
KET/ART & CRAFT
M-Sa; 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Su. Maui Hands Galleries,
ART
Resort Craft Fair - Every Wed & Fri. Hawaiian
FARMERS MAR
872-4320.
FAIRS
Paia. 573-2021.
Aloha Craft Fair - Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui Mall.
KBH Craft Fair - Fri. Cultural crafts and live
Art Night - Fri. Stroll through dozens of art gal-
Patrick Dune Solo Exhibit - Daily. Figurative
Ho`olokahi Arts & Crafts Fair - Every Tue &
demos. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Ka`anapali Beach Hotel
leries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, fea-
paintings that seek to capture rawness and imme-
Fri. Fresh flower lei-making classes from 9-11 a.m.
lobby. 667-5978.
CINCO de FRED’S
ALL YOU CAN EAT
FISH ‘N’ CHIPS! Friday Nights 4-10pm • $11.95
(Pacific Whitefish, Fries & Tartar Sauce)
South Maui’s Biggest Monthly Party
GOES DRAG!
Cross Dress it up on Thursday June 5th
844 FRONT ST., LAHAINA • 667-7758
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2511 S. KIHEI RD., KIHEI • 891-8600
2511 S. KIHEI RD., KIHEI • 891-8600
The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
Thursday 06/05
Friday 06/06
LONGHI’S 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881
The Willy’s & DJ Shaggy No cover, 9pm
All Access & DJ Shaggy $10, 10pm
MON - Na Hoku, Crazy Fingers, All Access, WED Karaoke, 9pm
ADD Twins No cover, 9pm
ADD Twins No cover, 9pm
DJ T-Money No cover, 9pm
WED - DJ T-Money, No cover, 9pm
Cyrus C
Gail Swanson
Wee D’ono No cover, 10pm
Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm
1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414
744 Front St., Lahaina - 661-9090
DJ Jay P $5, 10pm
D.U.H 9:30pm
MON - Gypsy Pacific; TUE - Randall Rospond & Tom Conway; WED - Willie K, $25
Hazmatt No cover, 10pm
Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm
MON - Cowboy Chris;TUE - I-Chalice; WED - Open Mic
DJ Nutmeg $5, 10pm
DJ Jai Freedom $5, 10pm
DJ Astro Raph No cover, 10pm
MON - Willie K, $10, 9pm; WED - DJ Nutmeg, No cover, 9pm
DJ Blast $5, 10pm
DJ Nutmeg $10, 10pm
PACIFIC’O
Soft Touch No cover, 9pm
505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341
SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444
SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602
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Crunch Pups No cover, 10pm
Bozo the Train No cover, 10pm
Vince Esquire No cover, 10pm
Gina Martinelli No cover, 10pm
WED - No Remorse, No cover, 10pm
D.U.H. No cover, 10pm
DJ Shark in da Water, No cover, 9:30pm
MON - Karaoke, 9:30pm; TUE - Ohana Groove, No cover, 10pm; WED - DJ Del Sol, No cover, 10pm
Jerry Caires, Jr $3, 9pm
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380
TIP-UPS TAVERN 1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299
Monday 06/09– Wednesday 06/11
Neto Latin Salsa No cover, 9pm
OCEANS BEACH & GRILL OYSTER BAR
Sunday 06/08
Crazy Fingers 9:30pm
888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288
LULU’S
Saturday 06/07
Kilohana No cover, 10pm
Maui Underground No cover, 10pm
Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take
Spanish Language - Sat-Sun. Carlos David
Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Live music. Lahaina
calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m.,
Hernandez discusses news and plays music in
Cannery Mall, 661-7189.
Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at
KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.
Spanish. 2-4 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.
Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Erin Smith; Fri, Sat, Dave
Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location,
Mind Body Spirit - Every Mon from 6:30-9:30
Japanese Language - Sun. Yumi’s long-run-
Carroll; Sun, Wed, Whale Sharks; Mon, Mickie
call 665-1114.
p.m., Tue from 11 a.m.-2 p.m., and Thu at noon. Liah
ning Japanese language show. 7-8:30 p.m., KNUI
Moore; Tue, Jazz; . all sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf
Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night
Howard, psychic and guests. KAOI 1110 AM.
900 AM.
Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.
POETRY
with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc
Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs,
Save Honolua - Every Wed at 8 p.m and Thu at
Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat Ernest
Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.
call-in talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7
7:30 a.m., AKAKU Channel 53.
Pua’a; Sun,Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret
Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your
p.m. Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info
original work, your favorite poem, or just come to
call 572-8787.
be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public
Words of Peace - Every Wed-Thu. Prem Rawat
Library, 662-3950.
broadcasts messages of world and inner peace.
Open Mind Open Mic - Every Mon. Open Mind
Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9
Open Mic with spoken word, poetry, comedy—
p.m.; Thu, 8 a.m. Akaku Channel 52, www.contact-
whatever you have to say here’s your chance. Free.
info.org, 800-558-0940.
6 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091.
Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a one-
Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab
hour, weekly radio program that shares the memo-
Sansei - Thu-Fri, 10 p.m., 600 Office Road,
hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and
ries and values of the small towns we love and
Kapalua, 669-6286; Thu-Sat, 10 p.m. Kihei Town
others who want to be heard. Sessions are record-
explores how we can learn from Maui's past to cre-
Center, 879-0004.
ed and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome.
ate a better future. 7 a.m. KAOI, 1110 AM.
Tiffany’s - Daily, 9:30 p.m., 1424 L. Main St.,
Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave,
On the Upside with Teri - Every Fri.
Wailuku, 249-0052.
zumatribe@yahoo.com.
Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with
Unisan - Thu-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 2102 Vineyard St.,
Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in
JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m.
Poetry Reading - Every second Thu Maui Live
Wailuku, 244-4500.
242-7800.
2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building J, 661-4495.
Poets Society hosts an open poetry reading on the West side. Free. 6:30- 9 p.m. Lahaina, 661-0517
Uncle Charlie’s Corner - Sat. Kahu Charles
TV/RADIO
Kauluwehi Maxwell, Sr. talks story. 6-10 a.m., KNUI
900 AM.
Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu,
KARAOKE
Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat,
Isana Restaurant - Daily, 9 p.m. 515 S. Kihei
“TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Derrick Sebastian; Mon,“Derrick & Josh”; Tue, Roy & Friends; Wed, An
Rd., Kihei, 874-1811.
Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Kobe Japanese Steakhouse - Fri-Sat, 9:30
Parkway, Building P, 667-6636. p.m., 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic Lulu’s - Wed, 7 p.m., 1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944.
music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani
Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri, deAquino Bradaz. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front
St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat,
DINNER MUSIC
Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne & Pro Ed; Sat, Mark & Mike. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844
WEST MAUI
Front St., 667-7758.
The Restless Native Speaks - Every Mon.
Free Zone/ Zona Libre - Every other Sat. A
BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane;
Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil. All sets 7
Maui Time Weekly’s own Starr Begley talks
multi-lingual, multi-cultural radio program featuring
Sat, Harry Troupe; Sun, Greg DiPiazza; Mon, Tue,
p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881.
story on the Ed and Greg show. 10 a.m., WILD
world music, fresh thought, live interviews with
Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front
Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain
105.5 FM.
local and international artists and NO commercial
St., Lahaina, 661-0700.
Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m.
Filipino Language - Mon-Fri. Fred Duldulao, Leo
breaks. 6-10 a.m. Mana’o Radio 91.5 FM.
Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty
658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.
Agcolicol, Rey Patao and Maggie Evangelista host a
Maui Matters - Sat-Sun. Pacific Radio Group
Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troupe; Thu, Sat, Sun,
Sea House Restaurant - Early sets in the Sea
Filipino language talk show. 4-6 a.m.; 7-10 p.m.,
News Director Wendy Osher discusses local
Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front
Breeze Terrace: Thu & Fri, Brian Haia; Sa-Su, Lui
KNUI 900 AM.
issues. 1-2 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.
St., Lahaina, 661-4855.
Williams; Mon-Wen, Coelho Morrison. All sets
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3:30-5 p.m. Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincade Basques;
Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel,
Hawaiian with Jocelyn, all sets 6:30-8:30. Sat, Live
hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed
Fri, Kincade Basques; Sat, Coelho Morrison; Sun,
2259 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6284.
jazz music with Mark Johnstone & Friends, 12:30 -
by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay
2:30 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.
Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils
Andrew Jauba; Mon & Tue Kincade Basques; Wed,
CENTRAL MAUI
Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach
Resort, 5900 Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.
AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6:15 p.m. , Sat
RESORT SHOWS
Tarvin Makai 6:15 p.m.1237 L. Main St, Wailuku,
SOUTH MAUI
WEST MAUI
244-8774. Longhi’s - Sat, acustic music. 10:30-11 p.m. 3750
Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883
All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.
Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly. ■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA
Café Marc Aurel - Tue, Live Music; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St., Wailuku,
Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works.
and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria;
■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA
3850 Wailea Alanui, 875-1234
200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music. Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music.
244-0852.
Humuhumunukunukuapua`a - Nightly, 5:30
Main Street Bistro - Th-Fri, Rhythm & Blues
Moose McGillycuddy’s, Kihei - Fri, Erin
with Freedom. 5-7:30 p.m.. 2051 Main St.,
Smith; Sat, Anuhea; All sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. 2511 S.
Wailuku, 244-6816.
All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. nightly. ■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB
■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI
4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100
104 Ka`anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000
Kihei Rd., 891-8600.
Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen
Mulligan’s on the Blue - Fri, Joyce & Gord,
Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.
Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music. Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue,
5:30-8 p.m.; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers; Mon, Gypsy
UPCOUNTRY MAUI
Pacific; 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.
Ernest Pua`a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting
■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA
3750 Wailea Alanui
Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys; Wed,
ceremony nightly.
East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.
South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed,
Dorothy Betz and Les Adam with Vince Esquire.
■ KA`ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL
Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie
Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Rd.,
Sat, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. 810 Haiku
2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0011
Lawerence and Friends.
Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444.
Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.
Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.
■ WAILEA MARRIOTT
Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Sun, Mon,
Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy,
Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi;
Brittany; Wed, Sat, Merv Oana Thu; Fri Margie; Tue
Paia, 579-8844.
Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.
Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at
Morning Glories Organic Internet Cafe -
■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT
Wailea, 875-9983.
Fri, Elaine Ryan, 3-4 p.m.; Mon, Karen B, 1-2
5900 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500
Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum
p.m.137 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-6009.
Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun,
Moana
Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Ramen & Cora; Wed,
Jazzworks; Thu Mark Johnstone, Fri, Classic
Cafe
&
Bakery - Wed, Benoit
3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922 Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m. Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m.
Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All
■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT
3550 Wailea Alanui, 879-4900
sets 7-9 p.m. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT
2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 661-3611
Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m.
Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m. ■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL
2605 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0031
■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL
5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, Mele `Ohana Duo. Tue, Thu Ron Kuala’au; Sun-Thu sets 6-
Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets. Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan
9 p.m.; Fri, Sat sets 6-10 p.m. Sun, Mele `Ohana Duo, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Mon, Wed, Fri, Hula performance, 6-6:45 p.m.
and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly. ■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL
2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525
EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI
Hana, 248-8211 Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m. Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri,
Paniolo Lounge - Thu-Sun, Live music. 6:309:30 p.m. Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing. 7:30-8:15 p.m.
Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue,
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3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with
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E M P L O Y M E N T OUTDOOR YOUTH COUNSELOR Come make a difference working in the great outdoors. Immediate openings at Eckerd outdoor therapeutic programs in NC, TN, GA, FL, VT, NH and RI. Year-round residential position, free room & board, competitive salary/benefits. Info and apply online: www.eckerdyouth.org. Or fax resume to Career Advisor/AN, 727-442-5911. EOE/DFWP (AAN CAN) $ MODELS WANTED $ For magazine print work. $250$900. Ages 18 to 35. 573-3712
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HELP WANTED Hostess AM / PM No experience necessary. Food Servers AM / PM Experienced only. Ask for “Lucky” between 9am and 6pm daily Lahaina Store Grille and Oyster Bar 744 Front Street (808) 661-9090 $$$HELP WANTED$$$ Earn Extra income assembling CD cases from Home. CALL OUR LIVE OPERATORS NOW! 1-800-4057619 ext. 150 http://www.easywork-greatpay.com (AAN CAN)
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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) You may believe it’s egotistical to think it’s all about you, but that all depends on whether it’s your delusion or the reality. This week, it’s the reality. There are enough people who adore you and want to see you happy that they’ve made you the focus of their loving attention, at least for now. It might be a bit overwhelming at first, and you should certainly avoid letting it go to your head. But try to enjoy it, and be grateful for it. This kind of thing never lasts long. Eat it up while you can.
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) You desperately want to have your cake and eat pie, too, but it just doesn’t work that way. You chose the cake, so you don’t get pie. Can you deal with that? This week, if you’re convinced the pie’s really better, you’ll have the chance to trade in the cake for the dessert you think you really wanted all along. However, bear in mind that this is a one-time thing; if you try to sneak a bite of cake after the deal is struck, you will get caught, and you’ll never even see either cake or pie again, let alone taste it.
LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) When there’s something exciting or juicy going down, you hate being excluded. Luckily, that’s extremely unlikely right now. While the big events of this week don’t revolve around you, they might as well, since you’re likely to be right in the middle of all of them. Now’s your chance to snub all the people who’ve slighted you in the past. Don’t take it, though. That’s just petty and lame, and you are neither of those things. Be the generous star that you are, allow bygones to be bygones, and let everyone in on the fun.
VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)
before after
You’re not immune to flattery. In fact, you can get so caught up in the busy routines of your regular life that you don’t notice how starved for positive attention you are until you get some. Then you soak it up like a desert flower, and find yourself doing ridiculously out-of-character things just to get more. Avoid this scenario. You’re on a good track here, and you don’t need to get derailed by the sweet attentions of someone cute. Luckily, you have some sources of praise and adoration right on hand who won’t steer you completely off-course. Go hit them up for some.
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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Exercise your trust. While it would be nice to get to install a safety net and put in some handholds before you had to walk across the narrow tight rope in front of you, those things aren’t necessary. You have the skill to cross this thing just as it is now, and whoever’s waiting on the other side, hands outstretched, knows that. If you take the time to set up all these precautions and redundancies, you’re actually putting yourself at greater risk than you realize. Sure, crossing this gap will be made an easy and safe no-brainer by the measures you’ve taken, but by the time you get there, the reason you wanted to cross in the first place is not likely to be there anymore.
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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Play to your strengths. It’s good to stretch yourself and try new things and explore new routes to the places you like to go, but sometimes you just have to fall back on the old tried-and-true standbys. Use those this week. You know they work—at least most of the time—and they’re right in the middle of your comfort zone. Save stretching the boundaries of your being and exploration of your potential for another day. Right now this is about getting the job done. You know you can, and you know how. Just get to it.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Things have changed since the last time you tried what you’re thinking about trying. You’ll find that you’ve changed. What may have been an ordeal of sorts before will turn out to be easy now. So quit freaking out about it, just because your prior experiences in this area were so negative. In fact, the more that you can simply put those behind you and just forget about them, the better your chances of success will be. Naturally, if you set your mind to it, you can recreate those horrible past experiences almost exactly. By fixating on them, of course that’s exactly what you’ll do. Let them go. You’re a new person, and capable of having a completely new experience this time around. Please allow yourself that.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)
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There are all kinds of awful people who would jump at the chance to worm their way into your life for all the wrong reasons. They’d steal your credit card info, or your stuff, or your peace of mind, without thinking twice. You can’t take it personally, though—because it’s not—and you can’t get paranoid about it. Take reasonable precautions and accept that if someone really wants in, they’ll get in, no matter what you do. In other words, if you’ve done all you sensibly can to prevent disaster, just relax and let go of everything else, since your worrying won’t do you any good; it certainly won’t make you any safer. Chill out. You’re as safe as you’ll ever be, and for most everyone, that’s safe enough.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) You arrive at the home of an acquaintance, who requests that you remove your footwear before you enter. Now, you know that your feet (which have been sweating inside your shoes all day) are going to stink. You’re faced with a quandary; ignoring their request would be as unthinkable as simply leaving, but subjecting them to the reek of your feet would also be mortifying. What you’re left with is making the best of a far-less-than-ideal situation, and booking it straight to the bathroom after you enter the house, and giving your feet a good rinse. While the situation you’re dealing with isn’t exactly the same, it’s got parallels. This is hardly the disaster you think it is. It’s more an inconvenience. Go scrub your toes and get on with your evening.
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You were overdue for some drama, weren’t you? Things can only go smoothly for so long before someone’s bound to rock the boat, just to make life interesting. Don’t act so fed up. Although this is a hassle, no question, you’d be lying if you said you weren’t at least a little bit excited by it. Sailing smooth waters secretly bores you. Dealing with a bit of chop, or, heck, the risk of completely capsizing, is more your cup of tea. No need to rock the boat yourself, as someone’s bound to do it for you sooner or later. Also, no need to thank them for making your life more interesting; just don’t complain too loudly when they do.
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) It’s a good week to indulge all your most romantic urges. Be vulnerable, be passionate, and put it all out there. The timing is right. This kind of display is not only likely to be well-received, it’s apt to put you in a position to experience a lot more sweet romance, playful companionship, and memorable experiences than you’ve had in a long time. Don’t you want to set yourself up for that? It might involve going out on a bit of an emotional limb, but I reckon it’s worth it. Once you’re out there, you’ll probably be scared. But you’ll also be glad you had the guts to climb out that far.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Ask and you’ll receive. It’s not always as easy as this, of course, but right now your life is pretty simple. Ask for what you want, within reason. If your requests are heartfelt and modest, you’ll almost certainly get them. Of course, the other trick is making sure you ask the right person. The supermarket cashier is not going to be able to grant your wish, but someone else certainly can. You know exactly who’s able to grant your wish, right? Don’t be shy or reticent. Make sure that person becomes aware of it this week.
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The Curse of the Bikini I had a moment of truth with myself the other day. I was in the dressing room at Old Navy trying on bikinis. Walking in, I figured that I would go with the usual XS, cut small in the butt-area bottoms, because–and I’ll only say this once–I’ve always been able to pull off skimpy Brazilian style bikinis. In fact, browsing through the choices, I wanted to dub Old Navy “Old Lady” because everything was conservative by my usual standards. Unfortunately, the print that I liked the best–Zebra!–was all out of XS and was a fuller cut that I’m used to, but I decided that I’d take it into the dressing room, along with a few other pairs, just in case. I tried on a pair of XS bottoms first. From the front, they didn’t look that bad. Except I became concerned when I realized that the cute little gap that’s usually visible between my thighs when I stand with my feet together is no longer there. When did that happen? I guess it explains the chaffing. Then I tried to check out the back view but couldn’t get a good look. So feeling rather clever, I pointed my camera phone over my shoulder and snapped a photo. When I looked at it, it was pretty bad and I thought maybe it was just the angle so I deleted it and took another. But that one was worse. The painful truth? My ass–once voted in the Top Five in my entire high school–has gone to hell in a hand basket. But in an act of supreme maturity, I admitted defeat and bought the bigger bottom. A few days later while I was getting out of the shower, the hubby walked into the bathroom and exclaimed, “Whoa! I’ve never seen you with tan lines that… BIG before.” I tried to stop his heart with stink eye. When it didn’t work, I asked him to buy me a weight bench. He asked why and I told him that I wanted to lift and restore my butt to the glory that it once was. “Don’t you think you’re a little passed that?” he asked. Screw stink eye—where’s my rolling pin? Over the weekend we searched garage sales for a weight bench. I didn’t find one, but I did score a bunch of slightly baggy pants. Today I went for a run at the track before work. Fifteen years ago I ran a mile in six minutes and four seconds. Not to brag, but I was the MIL champ in the 800-, 1,600- and 3,200-meter runs during my freshman year. Of course, I haven’t run a full mile in a decade. Nonetheless, I laced up my new shoes, plugged in my iPod and Nike run-ometer and hit the rubber. For the first 200 meters I loved it. It felt good and natural, but it quickly became torturous. At 600 meters I scanned the track for people looking like they might know how to perform CPR. According to my iPod (although I might have only gone three times around the track), I finished the mile in eight minutes, 19 seconds. I didn’t pass out, although with all the red spots in my vision, I don’t think that I should have gotten behind the wheel so soon. When it was all said and done, I decided that setting a goal of logging 30 miles by the time I’m 30 is better than expecting to be able to run as fast as I did back in high school. I always wanted to break six minutes anyway. Starr Begley alternates between wanting to hug and strangle Anthony Pignataro. MTW
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