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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR MOVIE TIME I wanted to write and say how I appreciate your newspaper for the local events in the community. Can you please let me know why your film reviewer is an independent reviewer based in Manhattan? I can’t wrap my brain around why this would be. A few times in the last two months or so, a review has been published that doesn’t seem to resonate with the local climate. And in one case it was for a film that was not scheduled to open here. Your insight on this would be very helpful. -Lauren A. Henley, via email The Editor responds: Yes, Cole Smithey, our movie reviewer, lives and works in New York City. By being there he’s able to see press screenings of movies and can get us reviews of new movies before they come out here. For the most part this works out, but sometimes none of the movies he’s screened will open on Maui. Guess that’s part of the downside to living on a small island. Anyway, in those cases I choose among the available reviews as best as I can.
The Superferry traffic simulation was a big success (“Superferry Protest!� May 31, 2007). The traffic jam at the Hideout clearly showed how impractical the Superferry plan is and the environmental impact of introducing more cars into Maui’s broken road infrastructure. The Maui Police Department (MPD) was overwhelmed by the traffic simulation. Even though the simulation only represented about one third of the real world traffic generated by the Superferry, the result was total gridlock. All of that was captured on video and print media. The MPD must agree that the traffic from the Superferry will only cause gridlock
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and a threat to public safety. We all know that the roadways of Maui have broken down under decades of bad planning. How a car accident can shut down the Pali, effectively isolating West Maui. How the rent-a-car companies and car dealerships are dumping over-sized SUVs into our roadways. The daily threemile long traffic jam from Sprecklesville or how $10,000,000 in public funds were used to remove the parking in Lahaina. The removal of 75 parking spots in Paia has resulted in cars orbiting looking for a spot and wasting the highest priced gasoline in history, while our troops are in harms way. Before you can introduce a Superferry into Maui’s fractured traffic infrastructure, the State of Hawai‘i and the County of Maui must repair the systemic traffic problems that hurt business, waste gasoline and prevent Maui’s economy from growing in a responsible way that does not ruin our island way of life. -Bud Clifton, Paia
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I was delayed again today getting off the mountain from Kula. Seems odd that the other for-profit companies that have slow-moving agricultural vehicles don’t use public roadways but your 15-mile-per-hour bicycles have no problem. Your tourists come down from the crater on your bikes and choke the driving lane daily and without regard to the people who pay high prices for gas and its attendant road taxes. Do these two-wheeled hazards ride in the designated bicycle lanes? Well, yes they do... when they STOP! But when they are riding, these bicycle-borne masses slow traffic to a crawl, all in the name of your profits. Imagine if farm combines and cane trucks were to travel on the roads daily. They too are profit-making vehicles, but they have their own roads. Come to think of it, I wish a farm combine would travel on the public roads... right behind your slow bikers and swallow them up. Use the bicycle lanes or get off the road, brah.
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Listening to Newt Gingrich “I’m a little redder than when you saw me in Honolulu three days ago.” Those were some of the first words out of Newt Gingrich’s mouth when he dropped by Borders Books & Music in Kahului on May 30, but is it actually possible he could be any more “red” than he was before arriving in Hawai‘i? Sure, he meant he’d turned boiled lobster-esque over the last three days of golf at Wailea’s Gold course, but really, when it comes to “red state” vs. “blue state” politics, Gingrich is positively scarlet. He calls for God to be at the center of government; says English should be the official language of the government; hangs out with Sean Hannity and Oliver North. What’s redder than that? Even Tom DeLay, the former U.S. House Majority Leader whose own book includes additions from Hannity and Limbaugh, a discussion about being born again and his spin on his own money laundering indictment says Gingrich’s “affairs” did more damage to the Republican Party than his own. Perhaps. But could big-time Washington politico Gingrich, red as a tomato from playing too much golf but happy as a clam after being wined and dined by the Maui League of Republican Women, show up at Borders half an hour late and still impress the hell out of a 100-plus member crowd gathered in one of the bluest states in the union? More than a hundred people crowded Borders to hear the unannounced 2008 presidential candidate speak about obscure World War II historical details, answer questions and sign his new alternative historical novel Pearl Harbor. His message arrived in four parts: Maui’s a great place, President George W. Bush isn’t on the right track, buy my book and “real change requires real change.” He meant change in government. At least, that’s what he said in his “21st Century Contract with America.” His proposed “real changes” include: • More patriotic education for children • New ways to compete with India and China • “[R]eplacing bureaucratic public
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My cell phone rang as I headed into Kahului for the June 1 Superferry Traffic Simulation exercise, organized by Pacific Whale Foundation and Maui Tomorrow. “Aloha Rob, this is ‘Command Central,’” a cheery female voice said. “Where you stay?” “I’m just coming up to K-Mart,” I said, mentally noting how often we use big box stores and fast food outlets as points of reference when giving directions. “Oh, good,” she said. “Sounds like we’ll see you in a few minutes. We’re in the parking lot behind Burger King, by the old movie theater.” Another fast food landmark. This particular Burger King outlet was the first on Maui, and opened in the late 1970’s, at a time when Saturday Night Fever was probably playing at the old Maui Theater. When it opened, it broke not only franchise records for best opening month, but it was the best month of sales for ANY franchise nationwide. Nearly 30 years later, it still occupies the corner where six lanes of Ka‘ahumanu Ave. meet the four lanes of Pu‘unene Ave. It was here, on the grassy median in front of Burger King, that I would spend my morning, supervising a sign-waving crew while observing the effects of 120 more cars than usual entering the busy Kahului intersection, simulating cars disembarking the Superferry from Oahu. I actually preferred my curbside assignment, as an advocate of carpooling, to that of driving one of the vehicles that staged back by the old Chart House. An old James Taylor diddy ran through my head: “Now I used to think that I was cool/Running around on fossil fuel/Until I realized what I was doin’/Was drivin’ down the road to ruin!” The point of the day’s exercise was to illustrate what the state Department of Transportation (DOT) and Hawai‘i Superferry (HSF) didn’t see fit to study: the effects of a great number of vehicles converging on the Kahului Harbor area. HSF officials insist there will be no net impact, since one car would be leaving the island for every one that arrived. How they arrived at this bit of fuzzy math, they didn’t say. In fact, the simulation had taken on greater meaning with Circuit Court Judge Joel August ruling the day before that the DOT had failed to pro-
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LC Watch MPD Talks Story With LC on the Triangle At the very end of the June 13, 2007 Maui County Liquor Commission agenda, past the preliminary hearings, public hearings, general licensing matters, “other” licensing matters and administrative affairs, are the words “Kihei Kalama Villages.” It’s unusual to see the name of one of the biggest concentrations of liquor licensees on the island—home to LuLu’s, Life’s a Beach, South Shore Tiki Lounge, Dog & Duck Pub, Bada Bing and the soon-to-open Ambrosia—at the close of an otherwise routine meeting agenda, and it’s potentially a very big deal. “The police actually contacted us,” county Liquor Control Director Franklyn Silva told me when I asked about the item. “It’s kind of a talk story thing. They want to talk to the commission.”
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vide adequate traffic impact studies in their Final Environmental Assessment for Kahului Harbor improvements. He set a court date for August 2, before the arrival of the Superferry, which will not meet its July 1 target date for inter-island service. HSF contracted a traffic study last year, and it revealed that the intersection where I stood would have Level of Service “F”— delays of 60 seconds or longer. What’s more, the study didn’t anticipate the added traffic of re-building the Old Kahului Shopping Center into a 450-plus unit mixed development. We unfurled a banner which read “Superferry = Super Traffic Jams.” Two sign-wavers joined me, Greg from Lahaina in his Save Honolua Coalition tshirt and nine-year old Pulama, holding a sign that read, “One O`ahu is Enough.” Response to our signs was generally supportive, with lots of “shakas” and thumbs up, though I did notice a onefinger salute. “What’s that,” laughed Greg. “His IQ?” On this morning, traffic was substantial, but seemed to be flowing well enough, with the exception of the harbor side of Pu‘unene Avenue by First Hawaiian Bank. It seemed that the bank, alerted by the press release for the event, had hired off-duty police to manage their traffic, and it virtually blocked any of the yellow-placarded demonstration cars from proceeding to the intersection. “We’re being sabotaged,” Greg
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Kaufman, President of Pacific Whale Foundation and one of the organizers of the exercise, said. He reported that cars were driving in and right back out of the bank parking lot, effectively bringing the traffic simulation to a standstill. “The stoplight cycle is only 30 seconds for green coming out of the harbor, and two-and-a-half minutes for red,” he said. “At most, only three to five cars make it out on the green. They’re helping us prove our point that 110 vehicles exiting the ferry will take more like two hours to offload, not the 15-to-30 minutes they claim.” Of course, the simulation did not see MUSINGS, page 11
According to Silva, the Maui PD have grown concerned about a number of assaults in Kihei Kalama Villages, known locally as “the Triangle”—so concerned that they want to talk to the LC about it. Silva said his department will invite the property’s managers as well as all the liquor licensees to the hearing. “My people are telling me that most of the people [doing the alleged assaulting] are coming in from the outside,” Silva said. “By that I mean people aren’t coming from the bars and causing trouble, but that they’re coming from surrounding areas and assaulting patrons. We don’t know this for certain, which is why we’re having this talk story.” What happens beyond that is difficult to say. The Liquor Commission has a fair number of options, ranging from doing nothing to scheduling a public hearing on the possibility of limiting the Triangle’s licensees’ nightly hours. In any case, there will certainly be a lot to talk about at the June 13 hearing.
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NO ROOM And bad news for Dowling Company, which recently bought into Makena and plans to considerably increase the size of the resort. A June 1 Pacific Business News story reports that hotel room occupancy levels are dropping at the same time room rates are rising. The biggest reason? “Hospitality Advisors [a Honolulu research firm] saw shorter average stays and visitors choosing accommodations other than hotels.” Yikes. There goes the neighborhood. MTW
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Starbucks Corporation modify its advertising for ‘Caramel Apple Cider,’ a steamed apple beverage,” the NAD release thundered. “The company has agreed to do so.” Damn right they did, because they knew what a monster they were dealing with! See, as NAD pointed out, Starbuck’s Caramel Apple Cider is actually made with apple juice, not apple cider. Of course, Starbucks tried to argue that “there is no single consumer point-of-view as to what constitutes ‘cider’ and what distinguishes it from ‘juice’”—I mean, who among us hasn’t. And Starbucks had the temerity to point out that the U.S. Food and Drug Administration “has not established a legal or regulatory distinction between apple ‘juice’ and apple ‘cider.’” Still, NAD was unmoved: “NAD appreciates Starbucks’ participation in the self-regulatory process and the challenges of marketing products uniformly in light of regional differences in the United States… However, to avoid the potential for consumer confusion, NAD recommended that the advertiser discontinue use of the descriptor ‘cider’ in advertising this product.” If that isn’t a clear-cut victory for Joe Consumer, then I don’t what is.
Photo: Courtesy of Advanced Technology Solar Telescope
WEDNESDAY, May 30 Is it just me or is television advertising going off the deep end with the wild claims? Yesterday alone I saw ads for Subaru telling us their plant in Indiana—Indiana!—is a “wildlife preserve” and for Oral-B’s new toothbrush that cleans your teeth better because it has a computer built into the handle. Thank goodness for the National Advertising Division (NAD), which is part of the Council of Better Business Bureaus. NAD checks out questionable advertising claims so we don’t have to. When everyone else just shrugs their shoulders and falls into Madison Avenue’s latest glitzy campaign, NAD is there to wag their finger and stand up for the truth. Like they did yesterday when they stuck it to Starbucks. Yeah, Starbucks—the biggest coffee shop in the galaxy, which operates 54 stores in Hawai‘i, including eight on our island. See, NAD’s got nads, man! And they’re not afraid to swing ‘em in the face of false advertising, no matter the perp. The press release they put out yesterday puts it in plain English: “[NAD] has recommended that
THURSDAY, May 31 Defense Secretary Robert Gates flew all the way out here to Hawai‘i to say U.S. combat troops will be in Iraq for a “protracted period of time?” Aww, he shouldn’t have. No, really—I mean it. He shouldn’t have done that.
FRIDAY, June 1 Here’s a shocker: according to the American Automobile Association (AAA), Hawai‘i is the nation’s most expensive vacation destination. That makes eight years in a row, according to today’s Honolulu Advertiser! Woohoo! We Rock! Who wouldn’t be proud to hear that our state is finally tops in the nation in something besides low test scores?
SATURDAY, June 2 The Advertiser has a big story today on some surprising opposition that’s building against the National Science Foundation (NSF)’s proposed 143-foot Advanced Technology Solar Telescope (ATST) that will sit atop Haleakala. “I’m not opposed to science, but I do think the size and scale of this immediately adjacent to a major national park is wrong,” Haleakala
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National Park Superintendent Marilyn H. Parris said in the paper. “You’re giving away too much when you look at the impacts that it will have on park resources and values, but also the impact that it will have on Native Hawaiian culture and values.” In response, NSF spokesman Josh Chamot refused to respond, saying, “The biggest thing that we’re concerned with is the science.” Now I don’t know about you, but that’s an awful lot of irony to deal with on a Saturday. First off, you’ve got two arms—weak and malnourished, though they are—of the federal government swatting at each other over a telescope, of all things. What happened—did a nerds convention open on Maui and no one bothered to send me an invite? How rude! And that line about how the NSF is only interested in “science”—since when? Since George W. Bush first took the oath of office back in 2001, he and his flat-earth minions have done more to squeeze science out of the NSF than all his predecessors put together. A few months ago the papers were full of stories about how White House officials were pressuring scientists at the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) to remove phrases like “global warming” and “climate change” from reports to Congress and the American people. And they want to build a
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SUNDAY, June 3 Seriously, are we as a nation becoming too dumb to live?
MONDAY, June 4 No matter what you people say about Lt. Governor James “Duke” Aiona, you have to admit that he knows what he wants. And he wants to be governor. In fact, he wants it so, soooooo bad that he just filed papers with the state’s Campaign Spending Commission saying that he’s running and intends to start raising money. Never mind that the election doesn’t take place for another three and a half years. Given Hawai‘i’s hyper-saturated political environment, Aiona has to run now or he’ll just disappear into the crowd of people who want to succeed current Governor Linda Lingle. Hey, just because that crowd of candidates may only total a few individuals few regular working people have heard of doesn’t mean Aiona should coast on the by-then eight years he will have spent as Lingle’s official horse-holder. And according to today’s Honolulu Star-Bulletin, Aiona’s even got a head start on his campaign bullshit. When reporter Richard Borreca asked him about his rather early candidacy filing, Aiona waved him off, “saying he was too busy with his job as lieutenant governor.”
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“You know what I kept thinking when I was in New York? There were no mokes around! That’s the great thing about New York—even the thugs leave you alone.”
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solar telescope atop one of most sacred sites in all of Hawai‘i? God only knows what the White House thinks it’s for.
This just in: we are, in fact, too dumb to live. Carry on. Anthony Pignataro somehow sympathized for Paris Hilton when he saw her at the MTV Movie Awards as the audience cheered for her imprisonment. MTW
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A couple weeks before the simulation, Kaufman and two Maui Tomorrow representatives met with Mayor Charmaine Tavares. Kaufman said he advised her that ILWU dockworkers aren’t happy about the Superferry reducing their dock space. He said he asked Tavares to demand to see the Superferry’s 100 percent Operational Plans, to determine what changes may be required, including additional signage and police. The entire premise of the Hawai‘i Superferry as a cheaper, more convenient mode of inter-island transport is in question. The new HSF tariff application to the Public Utitlity Commission raises one-way fares to $44-$54 for adult passengers, and an additional $59-$69 for small cars. Inter-island airfares, by contrast, have dropped to a low of $9-$39. Then there’s the matter of what happens if the Superferry never
include any of the 20 to 25 trucks and buses that would be the first off the Superferry. Nor did it include pedestrians getting dropped off, or shuttles, rentals and taxis coming in to pick up incoming passengers. The one-hour window of the parade permit ended at 10:30 a.m., with an estimated 40 cars still waiting to clear the intersection. That’s when police officers in orange vests stepped out into the middle of Ka‘ahumanu Avenue and stopped traffic from all other directions to let the cars exit the harbor area. The immediate effect was profound—traffic backed up completely in the other three directions as far as the eye could see. “What right will Superferry have to stop all other traffic in Kahului to suit their own needs?” Kaufman asked.
shows up. The public didn’t like hearing that the state would be penalized $18,000 a day if they did not provide $40 million in contracted barges, ramps and other improvements in time for the ferry’s target date. But will Superferry be held to the same kind of performance deal? And will the state be out the $40 million in harbor improvements that were to have been re-paid over a 20-year period through Superferry’s harbor user fees? Will they begin paying the interest on the loan—$200,000 a month—or will they default? I ask these questions because HSF’s $90 million dollar fast ferry, the Alakai, has completed one set of sea trials in the Gulf of Mexico, but now faces stringent stability and performance certification with the U.S. Coast Guard. No official reasons are being released about why the delivery of the Alakai is being delayed past the July 1 target launch date, and possibly not even anytime in August. Not one of the HSF principles has any experience running a ferry service, though executive vice president Terry White was with American Hawai‘i Cruises and defaulted on some $366 million in taxpayer-covered maritime loans. Big money man John Lehman, as a former Secretary of the Navy, may simply sell the vessel, should HSF’s much-touted services end in failure. It seems that the military is waiting in the wings for ships of this type, and there is every reason to believe they could sell the boat for a profit, given their connections and the pork-filled military budget. As I reflect upon an enjoyable morning spent waving to drivers and passengers in Kahului traffic, I wonder if Hawai‘i residents may soon be waving good-bye to the ferry-tale story of Hawai‘i Superferry, the biggest corporate welfare scheme ever foisted on the state. Will we also be saying aloha to tens or hundreds of millions in taxpayer dollars? MTW
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Atrocities, starvation and disease continue in the Darfur region of Sudan as humanitarians try out inventive strategies to get the world’s attention. Nashville, Tenn., clothing designer Deborah Denson, for example, sells purple “Panties for Peace,” earmarking half the proceeds for Darfur relief. New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof, who has written tirelessly since 2004 on the brutality in Darfur, lamented in a May column that Americans still seem less concerned about the rapes and murders of thousands of children there than, for example, about the 2005 plight of the “Pale Male” hawk evicted from a ledge on a luxury high-rise in New York City, and pointedly suggested that Darfur’s victims adopt a puppy as their symbol. Citing research collected by the University of Oregon’s Paul Slovic, Kristof imagined a picture of a lovable, tortured, Darfur dog as having a better chance of bringing donations and a demand to stop the killing.
Men accusing women of “stealing” their sperm appeared in a pair of 2005 stories, including that of a Chicago doctor who impregnated herself with her doctorboyfriend’s sperm (from oral sex). He sued her for theft, but an appeals court called the sperm a “gift.” In a less spectacular lawsuit filed in March 2007 in New York City, Quoc Pham charged that girlfriend Neli Petkova had exploited him to father a baby, and that as soon as she was pregnant, she discarded him, publicly terming him sexually inadequate and allegedly announcing that she had met another man, who “could make her cervix orgasmic just by thinking.” Pham wants $1 million and visitation rights to the now-3-year-old.
FAKE COPS! Fake police officers have graced News of the Weird (most recently in 2006) for pulling motorists over for officious scoldings on traffic safety, but a March 20 stop in Boca Raton, Fla., by an imitation, off-duty sheriff’s deputy was special. He was riding with his girlfriend when he decided to stop a discourteous motorist, and when a real cop later showed up, the “deputy” was revealed to be not a cop and also not a “he.” Rachel Otto, 21, wore her hair short on top and shaved on the sides, and her outing as a woman apparently shocked the girlfriend, who had been living with Otto for a week. Police said Otto’s rap sheet included nine arrests for impersonating police officers.
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GRAVE INJURIES It was only three months ago that News of the Weird reported that a man vandalizing a church cemetery in Lilburn, Ga., by knocking over gravestones had one fall on him, crushing his leg and causing him to wail for two hours in the middle of the night before he was rescued. On May 6, at Calumet Park Cemetery in Merrillville, Ind., Michael Schreiber, 22, couldn’t wail because he was unconscious, with two broken legs, the victim of a half-ton gravestone that fell on him after he had knocked 14 over.
HOME SWEET HOME Medical literature reports, from time to time, patients with spiders nesting in their ears, and in May in Albany, Ore., Dr. David Irvine said that he chased a spider the size of a pencil eraser from the ear of 9-year-old Jesse Courtney (and then recovered a dead spider from his other ear.) In a 1993 News of the Weird story, a British machinist with bad earaches was found to have a pregnant spider living in his ear, but he told a reporter afterward that he had grown fond of the spider and intended to keep her as a pet. MTW
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round this time of year Barry Rivers goes nuts. You call him on the phone to ask him a quick question and he immediately tells you that he’s much too busy to talk and that you should send him an email asking your question. So you apologize, hang up and then send him that email. Two hours later he calls you back, says he didn’t have a chance to read your email, tells you to talk to someone else, then goes ahead and gives you all the information you wanted, and then some. That’s the price the director of the Maui Film Festival—one of the most lush and colorful salutes to movies around—pays every year. Rivers, his wife Stella and a growing number of organizers and volunteers have been doing this since 2000, and almost since the beginning it’s been one of those must-see events that make Maui so special. This year’s line-up includes a host of big-budget popcorn pictures, consciousness-expanding documentaries, local films about Hawai‘i and Maui, comedies, tragedies, adventures, dramas and one seven-minute short about a guy in a chicken suit battling a clown and a gang of evil mimes that appears to be the best movie ever made by a human being. In short, the Maui Film Festival is a family-run, independent salute to creative expression. There aren’t many like it in the world. So grab your beach chairs, water bottles and our ridiculously exhaustive all-encompassing guide and enjoy yourselves. Like Rivers and his crew, we worked hard on the issue, all for you. Now get to it! -Anthony Pignataro
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Documentary filmmaker Rick Ray travels to Dharamsala to meet the Dalai Lama. Along the way he takes in the land, people, heritage and begins to see why it sometime seems that the poor are more content than the rich. 89 min.
And now for something completely different. After being diagnosed with cancer, Kris Carr started filming this documentary on how her life began to change—for the better. “Cancer wasn’t killing me,” she says. “It was pushing me to live.” 89 min.
35MM SHORTS SHOWCASE Blinders; Delivery; I Want to be a Pilot; Incarnation; It’s JerryTime!: The Strange Trip; One Rat Short; Orchids; Room 10; The Savior; There Was the Moon and a Fox. 118 min.
D DANCIN’ IN THE STREETS In this case, New York streets. 5 min.
10 Questions for the Dalai Lama
DEATH AT A FUNERAL
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A family gathers to bury dear old dad. First they get the wrong bottle, then they find out the Valium’s actually a hallucinogen and then a blackmailer shows up with dark secrets from the past. All in all, your typical British comedy. 95 min.
B AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL Here’s an unflinching documentary look at the ugly side of looking beautiful. We’ve got your eating disorders, cosmetic surgeries and low, low self-esteem. At the bottom, of course, are the elite few getting rich off the whole thing. USA! USA! 110 min.
DELIVERY
BLINDERS Sometimes you can’t find love, even when it’s staring you in the face. 10 min.
Animated, award-winning short about an old man who gets a strange package in a stark, dystopian future. 9 min.
BREATHE ME A visual poem that explores our physical relationship to the Earth. 9 min.
BY MODERN MEASURE A French-narrated look at the banalities of Southern California. Subtitled. 6 min.
C A thought provoking short about a man talking about escalators in a convenience store. 9 min.
ARCTIC TALE
CHARLIE BARTLETT
Can’t get enough of those cuddly critters in the frozen North, eh? Here’s a documentary on the lives of a walrus named Seela and a polar bear named Nanu. What, hung up on why these particular animals have names? It’s for kids! Cut them some slack! Anyway, Queen Latifah narrates. 96 min.
AWAY FROM HER
Anton Yelchin plays a rich kid who gets kicked out of prep school and has to go to a public high school. Hey! I went to a public high school! Look how I turned out! Uh, on second thought, maybe not… anyway, Robert Downey Jr. and Hope Davis also star. 97 min.
Breathe Me; By Modern Measure; Coney Island, USA; Dancin’ in the Streets; A Post-Oil Man; Cataract; A Gentleman’s Duel; High Maintenance; Mirage; Monsoon; The Remaining Days; Rites of Courage; Validation; When You Grow Up; Within; Playing Chicken: The Movie; FYI: “Film Your Issue” Finalists’ Showcase; Hawai‘i: A Voice for Sovereignty. 129 min.
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Breathe Me; By Modern Measure; Coney Island, USA; Dancin’ in the Streets; A Post-Oil Man; Cataract; A Gentleman’s Duel; High Maintenance; Mirage; Monsoon; The Remaining Days; Rites of Courage; Validation; When You Grow Up; Within; It’s JerryTime!—Big Time; It’s JerryTime!—Traffic Trouble; Playing Chicken: The Movie; FYI: “Film Your Issue” Finalists’ Showcase; Hawai‘i: A Voice for Sovereignty. 137 min.
CHASING THE LOTUS
Oscar-winners Julie Christie and Olympia Dukakis— along with Gordon Pinsent—star in this story of two married couples dealing with Alzheimer’s disease. Should be powerful, and depressing. 110 min.
Greg Weaver and Spyder Wills are two of the best surf photographers ever. Their camera lenses have shot the best wave-riders all around the world since the 1950’s. Here’s a look at their lives and work. 88 min.
CONEY ISLAND USA A carnie’s daily boardwalk life, set to a classic blues soundtrack. 8 min.
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EVERYTHING’S COOL If you thought An Inconvenient Truth was a just a tad on the dark side, try this bit more upbeat documentary on global warming. 94 min.
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DR. BRONNER’S MAGIC SOAPBOX To save the world, Dr. Bronner created a corporation with a conscience. I know it sounds like science fiction, but this actually happened. It’s the story of your favorite cleanser. 54 min.
A look at the remarkable and ancient healing practices of Tibetan shamans. With China doing all it can to squash Tibetan history and culture, there may not be other chances to see traditions as these. 63 min.
FYI: “FILM YOUR ISSUE” FINALISTS’ SHOWCASE Young people around the world aged 16-25 made short movies about what mattered to them. Here are the best. 6 min.
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EAGLE VS. SHARK Nerdy videogame store clerk throws costume party, gawky young lady crashes, then a quirky sort of love ensues. Nominated for a Grand Jury Prize at the Sundance Film Festival. 87 min.
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FUTURE BY DESIGN The story of the colorful and possible worlds that lie in the imagination of scientist, engineer and futurist Jacque Fresco. 90 min.
THE FUTURE WE WILL CREATE: INSIDE THE WORLD OF TED A peek into the TED Conference—Technology, Entertainment and Design—that each year gathers some of the most creative and imaginative minds into one place. 74 min.
BIG BANG PASS $7,500 until June 10; $10,000 after • All the benefits of the COSMOS PASS • Special post-tribute “Green Room” photo opportunity with at least one of the festival honorees • Five free massages • Three free personal training sessions • Free use of a golf cart at the Celestial Cinema
Eagel vs. Shark
EVAN ALMIGHTY Comedic genius Steve Carell stars in this sequel to the solidly unremarkable Bruce Almighty. This time around, rookie Congressman Evan Baxter (Carell) moves to northern Virginia, where God (still Morgan Freeman) commands him to build an ark. Sure, why not. 100 min.
G A GENTLEMAN’S DUEL Animated short about an Anglo-Franco cockfight. 7 min.
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GOOD LUCK CHUCK
IT’S JERRYTIME!—THE STRANGE TRIP
Charlie (Dane Cook) has a unique problem. Every time he goes to bed with a chick, she ends up marrying someone else. Doesn’t matter if he likes her or not—they have sex, she gets hitched to another dude. In the short term, this is great—a legion of single chicks want to share his bed. But things get ghastly when Charlie meets the woman of his dreams (Jessica Alba, of course) and he has to keep his distance. 95 min.
See above. 4 min.
IT’S JERRYTIME!—TRAFFIC TROUBLE See above. 4 min.
L I Want to be a Pilot
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I I COULD NEVER BE YOUR WOMAN Chick flick alert: Michelle Pfeiffer plays a woman who meets a great guy (Paul Rudd). He’s funny, smart, good-looking—every bit her dream—and he’s also more than a decade younger than her. From the author of Clueless and Fast Times at Ridgemont High. 97 min.
LA VIE EN ROSE The story of the legendary French singer Edith Piaf. If you don’t know who she is, go and find out. Also stars Gérard Depardieu. 140 min.
LAKE OF FIRE Called the definitive documentary on abortion, this documentary examines all sides in what’s considered the most polarizing issue Americans have faced in the last 30 years. 152 min.
LIGHT OF THE HIMALAYA Did you know that Nepal has the world’s highest rate of cataract blindness? I had no idea. Anyway, this doc follows Dr. Geoff Tabin as he climbs a 21,000-foot Himalayan peak to lend a hand at some “eye camps” that help Nepalese with vision problems. 64 min.
I WANT TO BE A PILOT Exploring the dreams of children who live in the squalor of Nairobi’s Kibera slum. 11 min.
IN THE SHADOW OF THE MOON Hawai‘i: Message in the Waves
HAWAI‘I: MESSAGE IN THE WAVES A look at the problems Hawai‘i’s surfers, divers, paddlers and marine scientists face as they try to act as stewards of the ocean. 49 min.
Using never-before-seen NASA footage, this documentary shows what it was like for a dozen men to journey from the Earth to the moon. Winner of the Audience Award at the Sundance Film Festival. 110 min.
INCARNATION Animation that explores the soul in a 2001: A Space Odyssey kind of way. 9 min.
HAWAI‘I: A VOICE FOR SOVEREIGNTY Clifford Naeole, the Ritz-Carlton Kapalua’s Hawaiian cultural adviser, co-produced this profile of a few Maui residents who take Hawaiian sovereignty very seriously. 10 min.
HAWAIIAN WATERFALL PRAYER Native Hawaiians talk story about protecting Molokai’s Halawa Valley, how the forest helped “Papa K” Kepilino’s initiation as a healer and other examples of the importance of Hawai‘i’s threatened landscape. 59 min.
IT’S JERRYTIME!—BIG TIME Three segments from the animated Internet feature about the hilariously weird Jerry. 4 min.
In the Shadow of the Moon
Light of the Himalaya
THE LOST WAVE: AN AFRICAN SURFING STORY The story of a real surfing safari. Surfer and historian Sam George travels to Sao Tome on the coast of West Africa to learn how locals there also invented wave riding. 57 min.
HEART OF A SOUL SURFER: THE BETHANY HAMILTON DOCUMENTARY Many people have heard about Bethany Hamilton, the young surfer from Kauai who lost her arm to a shark. But few know about her deep Christian beliefs helped send her back into the water. 31 min.
HIGH MAINTENANCE
MIRAGE
Short about everything that’s wrong with modern relationships. 10 min.
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LIGHT OF THE HIMALAYA THE LOST WAVE: AN AFRICAN SURF STORY THE STARSHOW (8:30 pm - 9 pm) followed by TRUTH IN TERMS OF BEAUTY followed by HAWAI`I: MESSAGE IN THE WAVES SILENT FILM CLASSICS (9 pm - 10:30 pm)
HAWAI`I: MESSAGE IN THE WAVES followed by WHERE THE RUN RISES
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10 QUESTIONS FOR THE DALAI LAMA followed by THROUGH THE EASTERN GATE
TRANSFORMING ENERGY followed by THE POWER OF COMMUNITY: HOW CUBA SURVIVED PEAK OIL
10 QUESTIONS FOR THE DALAI LAMA preceded by BREATHE ME and CONEY ISLAND, USA
THE STARSHOW (8:30 pm - 9 pm) REVOLUTION GREEN/SILENT FILM CLASSICS (9 pm - 11 pm)
THE TEMPLE BUILDER followed by THE FUTURE WE WILL CREATE: INSIDE THE WORLD OF TED
THE STARSHOW (8:30 pm - 9 pm) HAWAI`I: MESSAGE IN THE WAVES/ SILENT FILM CLASSICS (9 pm - 11 pm)
THE UNFORESEEN preceded by IT’S JERRY TIME! BIG TIME and TRAFFIC TROUBLE
THE STARSHOW (8:30 pm - 9 pm) SILENT FILM CLASSICS (9 pm - 10:30 pm)
EVERYTHING’S COOL followed by A BRAINSTORMING PANEL ON GREENING MAUI’S FUTURE
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AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL preceded by IT’S JERRY TIME! TRAFFIC TROUBLE NA KAMALEI: THE MEN OF HULA 10 QUESTIONS FOR THE DALAI LAMA preceded by BREATHE ME and CONEY ISLAND, USA followed by HAWAIIAN WATERFALL PRAYER EAGLE VS. SHARK preceded by THE SAVIOR ONE WINTER STORY followed by CRAZY SEXY CANCER
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KEIKI (10 YRS. & UNDER) FREE ADMISSION TO TONIGHT’S CELESTIAL CINEMA
ARCTIC TALE preceded by ONE RAT SHORT
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EVAN ALMIGHTY preceded by THERE WAS THE MOON AND A FOX
ROCKET SCIENCE preceded by I WANT TO BE A PILOT
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MYSTIC BALL followed by DR. BRONNER’S MAGIC SOAPBOX
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How to Make a Movie In six easy, free lessons By Anthony Pignataro This year’s Maui Film Festival includes six hours worth of free—yes, free—workshops on filmmaking. Organized by Maui Film Commissioner Benita Brazier, who’s worked as a script supervisor on dozens of films including Mannequin, Great Balls of Fire!, Never Been Kissed as well as both Big Momma’s House and Big Momma’s House 2, the free—there’s that word again—workshops will take place at the Wailea Marriott and feature big Hollywood movers and shakers. “Most of them are people I’ve worked with in my previous life,” Brazier said. “The most difficult thing was scheduling. These people are independent people, and when something comes up, they have to go.” The first three-hour-long workshops take place on Thursday, June 14. The first, titled simply “The Studio,” explains the role of the big studio in movie financing and management. It features Warner Premiere Vice President Jon Kuyper, who learned production management from Roger Corman, the
legendary B-movie producer. Then Monica Levinson, who produced the wonderfully sadistic Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan as well as Zoolander, Dodgeball and some other flicks, will talk about how producers go about getting a picture made. Thursday’s workshops end with a discussion on the role of the director. This talk features Betty Thomas (Private Parts, The Brady Bunch Movie, Dr. Doolittle, I Spy) and Darius Shamir, who shot the film The Shimmering—adapted from a Keola Beamer short story—on Maui, which he premiered at the Hawai‘i International Film Festival. Friday’s workshops begin with “The Location Manager,” a look at the guy who decides where movie filming actually takes place. Val Kim, the location manager for National Treasure, Batman 3 & 4, Jurassic Park 3 and the last two Pirates of the Caribbean pictures will head this one.
The penultimate workshop deals with film composition. Richard Gibbs, who’s scored pictures ranging from Say Anything to Queen of the Damned to The Simpsons TV show, runs this one. A combo talk dealing with visual effects and digital media ends the series. This one features Jeff Barnes, who did effects for King Kong, Snakes on a Plane, Spider-Man 3 and Pan’s Labyrinth, and Will Kendall, who produces Battlestar Galactica webisodes. “My main focus is to educate,” Brazier said. “Hopefully we can educate people interested in films about what it takes to make movies. It’s always nice to talk to celebrities, but these are the behind-the-scenes people—the unsung heroes—who make up the backbone of making movies.” Did I mention all the above talks are free? The workshops run from 2 p.m. to 5 p.m. on June 14 and June 15 in the Lokelani III room at the Wailea Marriott. MTW
MONSOON A tale of generational conflict as a Westernized doctor returns to India to visit his dying father. 21 min.
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MYSTIC BALL A look at the national sport of Myanmar (we used to call it Burma) that involves six people and a ball and appears to combine football (we call it soccer) and break dancing. The movie follows a Westerner who set out to learn the sport and ended up experiencing a spiritual awakening. 83 min.
ONCE A tale of two struggling musicians who meet in Dublin, collaborate and then fall in love. Sounds charming. Oh, and it won the World Cinema Audience Award at the Sundance Film Festival. 85 min.
ONE CALIFORNIA DAY
N NA KAMALEI: THE MEN OF HULA A rare, inside look at Na Kamalei, Hawai‘i’s first all male hula halau, formed in 1975 by Robert Cazimero. 57 min. Mystic Ball
A look at some of Sunshine State’s best Once surfers, the beaches they frequent and their wave riding influences. The film includes archival footage that dates to the 1930’s. 96 min.
ONE RAT SHORT A heroic subway chases a Cheetos bag—at all costs. 10 min.
ONE WINTER STORY The story of Sarah Gerhardt, the first woman to ride the giant California break known as the “Everest of waves.” Today a college professor, her childhood was probably tougher than the waves she conquered. 56 min.
ORCHIDS A widower can’t leave his own house, then a virginal photographer comes by. 17 min.
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P A PATH WITH A PURPOSE Laird Hamilton and Dave Kalama paddlesurf and bicycle across the Hawaiian Islands, from Hilo to Hanalei, in a single week. Why would they do such a thing? To help an autistic child. 60 min.
PENELOPE Christina Ricci stars in this modern romantic fable about a young heiress who inherits a family curse that can be dispelled only with true love. Action-filled shoot-‘em-up thriller, this is not. Also staring Reese Witherspoon and James McAvoy. 101 min.
RESURRECTING THE CHAMP This year’s boxer-with-a-heart-of-gold picture stars Samuel L. Jackson as a downand-out ex-fighter who befriends by sports writer Josh Hartnett. 112 min.
every year builds a giant pagoda at Burning Man, only to set it ablaze on the last night. If he sounds like a nut, then you’ve never been to Burning Man, because he sounds like the sanest guy there. 54 min.
THE TEN REVOLUTION GREEN It’s Pacific Biodiesel, in convenient movie form. This documentary looks at Bob King, who built a local Maui industry—with a little help from Willie Nelson—converting restaurant’s cooking waste into a cleanburning diesel fuel that may help save the planet. 84 min. Playing Chicken: The Movie
PLAYING CHICKEN: THE MOVIE A man in a chicken suit uses a tandem bike to save a bride from a clown and his gang of evil mimes. Sounds like the greatest movie ever. 7 min.
A POST-OIL MAN An animated survivalist explains how he’ll get by once the world’s supply of oil runs dry. 3 min.
Paul Rudd, Gretchen Mol and Wynona Ryder star in 10 skits, each of which takes on one of the Ten Commandments. Guess which one Ryder’s in—I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised. 93 min.
THERE WAS THE MOON AND A FOX Animated fable of the fox that fell in love with the moon. 12 min.
ROCKET SCIENCE The tale of a stutterer who joins his school’s debate team to get a chick, but ends up finding a lot more, and it’s not just hard work and dedication, because debating teams are nothing if not hard work and dedication. Nominated for the Grand Jury Prize at the Sundance Film Festival. 101 min.
ROOM 10 THE POWER OF COMMUNITY: HOW CUBA SURVIVED PEAK OIL An intriguing look into how Cuba—that tiny bastion of communism just 90 miles off the Florida coast— turned it’s loss of cheap oil following the collapse of the Soviet Union into an opportunity to find new energy sources. Sound familiar? 53 min.
Kris Kristofferson changes the life of a young ER medic. Directed by Jennifer Aniston (yes, that Jennifer Aniston). 19 min.
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THE SAVIOR Skewering door-to-door missionaries in Australia. 17 min.
THE REMAINING DAYS An old, dying man finds a list of things he wanted to do in life, and proceeds to do them with what little time he’s got left. 8 min.
Filmed in India and Turkey, this film tells the story of three young people who spurned Western materialism end embraced spiritual, Eastern philosophies. Sounds interesting. I wonder if they have a website, newsletter and series of lectures on CD that I can buy… 50 min.
SHANGHAI KISS A romantic comedy about a wise-ass who inherits a house in Shanghai and finds his life torn between to very different worlds. 104 min.
RITES OF COURAGE A young Samoan endures the ancient tattooing rite to face a challenge very different from his ancestors. 4 min.
THROUGH THE EASTERN GATE
SURF’S UP Animated film about a penguin who enters a surf competition. You heard me. Voices include it-kid Shia LeBeouf, Jeff Bridges, Jon Heder, Michael McKeon and James Woods. 125 min.
TRANSFORMING ENERGY Can’t get enough of pictures that talk about the dangers of oil dependence. This one tells about how the age of oil is coming to a close, and how a bunch of activists, visionaries and engineers are working hard to help us out. 60 min. The Savior
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For some reason I keep meeting chicks who are totally into Burning Man. It never used to happen but now it does all the time. You know what this tells me? It tells me I need to find a new way to meet chicks! Anyway, this film examines David Best, the 60-year-old who
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This dramatic comedy tells the story of Jenna, unlucky at love, lucky at baking pies. Just when she’s ready to bail on her miserable husband, she gets pregnant. Sounds like it’s time for pie. 104 min.
5-7 p.m. TASTE OF THE ISLANDS, OPENING NIGHT TWILIGHT RECEPTION Fairmont Kea Lani, Palm Court $225 10 p.m.-12:30 a.m. COSMIC COMEDY CLUB Mulligan’s on the Blue $120 if purchased before June 10; $135 after
Thursday, June 14 2-5 p.m. FILMMAKING WORKSHOPS Wailea Beach Marriott Hotel & Spa Free 6-8 p.m. INTIMATE CONVERSATION AND TRIBUTE Diamond Resort Hawai‘i, Kaimana Room $40 if purchased before June 10; $50 after 10 p.m.-12:30 a.m. STARRY NIGHT MOONDANCE Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café $50 if purchased before June 10; $75 after
Friday, June 15 2-5 p.m. FILMMAKING WORKSHOPS Wailea Beach Marriot Hotel & Spa Free 6 p.m.-8 p.m. INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS AND AWARD TRIBUTES (Tentative) Diamond Resort Hawai‘i, Kaimana Room $40 if purchased before June 10; $50 after 10-Midnight TASTE OF CHOCOLATE Duo Restaurant, Four Seasons Resort $150 if purchased before June 10; $175 after
Saturday, June 16 11 a.m.-noon; 12:15 p.m.-1:15 p.m.; 1:30 p.m.-2:30 p.m.; 2:45-3:45 FILMMAKER’S PANELS Wailea Beach Marriott Resort and Spa $10 each 4:30 p.m.-7 p.m. TASTE OF WAILEA Wailea Gold & Emerald Courses $150 if purchased before June 10; $175 after
Transforming Energy
WAR/DANCE
TRUTH IN TERMS OF BEAUTY Herman Leonard spent five decades photographing and befriending jazz legends like Dizzy Gillespie, Dexter Gordon and Quincy Jones, as well as some of the world’s most beautiful women. This film tries to capture some of Leonard’s hip, incredibly lush life. 83 min.
Okay, the blurb on this picture had me in tears. It’s the story of the children of Uganda’s Acholi tribe, who prepare for a national music competition while simultaneously trying to cope with recent wartime atrocities. It may sound oppressively heavy, but you know it’s also uplifting. 105 min.
U THE UNFORESEEN Robert Redford and Willie Nelson appear in this documentary look at the battle over Barton Springs in Austin, Texas. You think we’ve got growth and development troubles here? Just wait until you see what happened here. 93 min. The Unforeseen
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Flipbook animated tale of a boy who meets his mother. 3 min.
WHERE THE SUN RISES VALIDATION A tale of power and intrigue involving a parking lot attendant and a DMV lady. 16 min.
A look at President Xanana Gusmao, who retraces his past from anti-government guerilla to political prisoner who faces torture to political leader in East Timor. Won Amnesty International’s “Movies That Matter” award. 81 min.
THE WINDSURFING MOVIE It’s windsurfing, but in movie form. Directed by award-winning cinematographer Johnny DeCesare and windsurfing pioneer Jace Panebianco. 63 min.
WITHIN Rage and peace visualized by the dancing of Aminah Abdul Jillel. Written and co-produced by Maui High grad Amanda (Rodrigues) Robson. 5 min.
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THE VENUES The Celestial Cinema sits on the Wailea Gold and Emerald Golf Course. Attendees are asked to park at the Wailea Special Events Parking Area on Waliea Ike Drive. A free shuttle will run to and from the site.
The Digital SkyDome boasts an elevated, outdoor experience on the Pacific Terrace at the Outrigger Resort. Parking is at the resort itself or the Shops at Wailea. A free shuttle also runs to the other Wailea parking areas.
The SandDance Theater is at Wailea Beach. All showings here are free. Parking is at the public lot directly behind the beach or at the Special Events Parking Area.
The Castle Theater & McCoy Theater are at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center in Kahului. Parking is on-site only窶馬o shuttles run to these venues.
Questions? www.mauifilmfestival 572-3456
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(left to right) Tommy’s World Famous Coconut Shrimp, Santiago Sea Bass and Sanibel Stuffed Chicken
Girls Gone Mild (A proper) ladies’ night at Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café I rarely get to see my closest girlfriends anymore. As we get older, our lives seemingly become more hectic with the juggling of families, careers and pole-dancing classes. So when we do find the time to hang out, the last place we want to go is some nightclub where we’re pestered by loud music and obnoxious men who think a $5 drink is reason enough to put us in headlocks and spit in our ear as they shout excitedly about the latest self-help book they’re writing while collecting disability for an unfortunate staple gun incident.
Photos: Pietro Ortiz
Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café Open 11 a.m. t0 11 p.m. daily. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$ Happily, we’ve found a far more pleasant alternative. My friends and I have discovered that Tommy Bahama’s is an oasis of girly pleasures. It looks good, smells good, and offers a wide array of elegant
“rhum” drinks and innovative Caribbean-inspired cuisine—there’s even an “island lifestyle” shop attached for post-dining retail therapy—as well as a hospitable staff that meets our every gastronomic whim and suave local musicians who croon softly to us every night. Hell, we would date “Tommy” if we could. The menu is formidable—not as much for the number of options it offers as for the complexity and combination of fresh island flavors in each item. Dinner entrees can veer from a Port-au-Prince pork chop marinated in maple syrup and fennel, served with a port wine demiglace and a grilled pineapple and vegetable skewer brushed with balsamic vinaigrette and garlic butter, to a simple Chilean sea bass, seared, oven roasted and seasoned with a fresh basil and toasted walnut olive sauce, served with grilled asparagus in a lemon garlic oil. We opted to sample the appetizers and rum drinks instead, starting with mojitos and the Antigua Quesadilla. The mojitos ended up being too perfect to deviate from, what with their unique mix of Tommy Bahama Golden Sun Rum, hand-pressed mint, ginger and limes, vanilla bourbon and ginger beer. So the “rum sampling” pretty much stopped there. And we really only took a moment to marvel at Tommy’s unique take on the standard Latin sandwich before devouring it with much ravenous glee. It came in the form of taste-bud-dazzling layers of asparagus spears,
spiced Monterey jack cheese and goat cheese sandwiched between crisp flour tortillas, and topped with tangy tomato jam, lime sour cream and Queso Fresca. While the other two ladies fought over the remaining triangle of quesadilla, the smartest of us—that would be me—continued ordering: Loki-Loki Tuna Poke, a fresh ahi Napolean layered with guacamole and capers, served with flatbread; South Seas Scallop Sliders, sautéed jumbo sea scallops with Asian slaw, fresh basil, tomato and chipotle aioli with crispy onions on soft mini buns like little scallop burgers; and Tommy’s World Famous Coconut Shrimp, which prompted the couple next to us to admit that they had just finished eating, “like, 50 of them.” It’s served with a marmalade-like papaya-mango chutney. Meanwhile, I was still stuck on the pre-app fourpoint, warm round of freshly baked bread with what our bartendress called “crack butter”—whipped with honey, cinnamon, nutmeg and a little ginger. The next time we meet, we’re gonna get crazy with the salad selection—there’s the pulled roasted chicken salad “Junkanoo,” the St. Croix chopped salad with chicken, bleu cheese, apples, mac nuts, sweet corn and bacon, the Aruba Arugula with seared jumbo shrimp and scallops, the marinated and chargrilled tenderloin over mixed greens or the blackened ahi atopo fresh arugula, spinach and carrots in a lilikoi vinaigrette. Who knows? We may even go really wild and order dessert. The ladies will also be at Tommy Bahama’s for the Maui Film Festival at Wailea’s “Starry Night Moondance” on Thursday (June 14) from 10 p.m. to midnight. $50 in advance, $75 after June 11. MTW
General Manager Michael Lowney (top) and the Piña Colada Cake, 4 layers of white cake with pineapple and white chocolate mousse, toasted coconut and misted with Myers rum (right)
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DININGLISTINGS CENTRAL MAUI Ajiyoshi Okazuya Hawai`i/Maui Diner Japanese and local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:30-8:30 p.m. 385 Hoohana St., 5C, Kahului, 877-9080. $ Allrighht Grinds - Local plate lunches and chow fun. M-F, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Hobron Ave next to KT&S. 344-0239. $ AK’s Cafe - Locally inspired comfort food. Lunch, T-F, 11 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. and dinner (TSa)5-9 p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 2448774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $ Archie’s - Japanese. M-Sa 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-Th, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title. Daily, Rest.10 a.m.-9 p.m., Bar 11 a.m.2 a.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort food. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available 7 days a week. 85 N. Church, Wailuku, 244-1124 or 276-2349 for banquets. $
Genki Sushi - Sushi. Su - Th 11 a.m. - 3 p.m, 5 - 9 p.m.; Fr - Sa 11 a.m. - 3 p.m., 5 - 10 p.m.; Daily takeout only 3 - 5 p.m. Maui Mall, 873-7776. Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. MSa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 2448282. $ Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-12 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$ Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 2447276. $ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Island Tacos - Taqueria. Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 55 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-1850. $ JB’s Kitchen - Local food. M - F a.m. - 2 p.m.; 5 8 p.m.; Sat 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. 1546 Mill St, Wailuku, 244-9616. $ Kahili - Pacific rim. Daily, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Pupus daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Su, M 7 a.m.-10 p.m; Tu-Th 7 a.m. - 11 p.m.; F-Sa 7 a.m. midnight. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, 877-5588. Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $
Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $
Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $
Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$
L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $
Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Club Diane - Pupus. Daily, 2 p.m.-2 a.m. 350 Hoohana St., Kahului, 871-2182. Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Chinese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad bar, hot bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-0073. $$ El Corita - Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 2445993. $ Fiesta Time - Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 2498463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $
All New Menu Featuring Baby Back Ribs with Pineapple BBQ Sauce
Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine. Daily 11 - 9 p.m. Mon, Wed, Sat nightclub 9 p.m. - 1 a.m.. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$ Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Market Street Cafe - Eclectic. M - F , 11 a.m.- 2:30 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822. Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $ Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean, local. SuF, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 249-2161. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional Hawai’ian. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Ocean Grill - Sandwiches and salads. Daily 10 a.m. - 9 p.m. 270 Dairy Road, Kahului. 8930263. $ Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9:30 a.m.- 5 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local, Filipino. MTh, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. 1032C L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-8533. $ Mercado - Latin market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 2447888. $ Nazo’s Restaurant - Local, Japanese. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m. 1063 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-0529. $ Ohana Cafe - Comfort food. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 2010 Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. $
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Pearl’s BBQ. - Korean BBQ. M-Sa 10:30 a.m. - 9 p.m.; Su 10:30 a.m. - 6 p.m. 275 W Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului. 877-0788. $ Piñata’s - Mexican. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style restaurant. Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului, 877-0051. $$ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Royal Island Drive In - Local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 242-8813. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sam Sato’s, Inc. - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 1750 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-7124. $ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local. M-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Hawaiian. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Cameron Center, 95 Mahalani St., Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. MTh, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 8930700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka`aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 8710828. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. MSa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 1740 Ka`ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi, Japanese. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka`ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779. Takamiya Market - Local. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $ Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine. Su, Tu-Th, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m. 70 E. Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $ Tiffany’s - Local, Asian. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $
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$$$→$40 and up
K→Kama’aina Discount
Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.
Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style and a la carte. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $
Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$
TJ’s Warehouse Bento and Catering - Bentos, Okazu, Ramen, Asian. M - F 6:30 a.m. - 5:30; Sa 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. 875 Alua St. (in Maui Chemical Building), 244- 7311. $
Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.9 p.m. Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$
Tokyo Tei - Local and Asian. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Tom’s MiniMart - Local. M-F, 6 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-6 p.m. 372 Waiehu Beach Rd., Waiehu, 2442323. $ Unisan - Sushi and more. M-F, Lunch 11 a.m.- 2 p.m., Dinner 5-10 p.m.; Sa, 5-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500. $$ Valley Isle Seafood - Luau stew, seafood. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Waikapu on 30 - Local favorites. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. 1486 Hona`apililani Hwy, Waikapu, 242-1130. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 2427928. $ Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well. M-Th, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $
SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine. M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s Cafe - Local, American. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukuli`i Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 8756400. $
Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $
Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - Salad and hot bar. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Hula Moons - Breakfast buffet. Island fusion dinner. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. and 5-10 p.m. Marriott, Wailea, 879-1922. $$
Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese. 6-11 a.m. Maui Prince Hotel, 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111. $$
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$
Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 891-1368. $
Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-1811. $$
Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily, 12-3 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$
Jawz Tacos - Island-style taqueria. Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $
Capische? - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cheeseburgers, Mai Tais & Rock N Roll - Casual American. The Shops at Wailea, 874-8990. The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. Azeka Place II, Kihei, 8754244. $ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Local. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli and more. Daily, 11 a.m.10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $ Dog & Duck - Irish Pub. M-Fr 11 a.m. - 1:30 a.m., Sa-Su 8 a.m. - 1:30 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd, 875 9669. $ Dominos Pizza - Pizza. Su - Th 11 a.m. - 11 p.m., Fr - Sa 11 a.m. - Midnight. 1215 S. Kihei Rd, 8746000. $ Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $ Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Deli and spirits. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian. 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Mexican. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300 Ma`alaea Rd., 244-5862. $
Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Deli. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $
Five Palms Restaurant - Pacific Rim. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$
Big Wave Cafe - American, Hawaiian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $
Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $
Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$
Gian Don’s - Formerly Marco’s Southside Grill, Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$
Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$
Greek Bistro - Greek. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9330. $$
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Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, 879-9033. $
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Joe’s Bar and Grill - Fine dining. Nightly, from 5 p.m. Wailea Tennis Center, 875-7767. $$$ Joy’s Place - Organic foods. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and fried seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui Mall, 8911400. $ Kihei Caffe - American and local. Daily, 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ Koishi Sushi Bar - Sushi. M - Sa 6 p.m. - 10 p.m., 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8258. $ Kusina Oriental - Oriental. Tu - Sa 6:30 a.m. - 6:30 p.m., 1295 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8317. $ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F, 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$ LuLu’s - American and local. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma`alaea Grill - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma`alaea Rd., Ma`alaea, 2432206. $$ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Matteo’s - Italian kitchen. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 5-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Ike Dr, Wailea, 874-1234. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Hawaiian shave ice, coffeeand more. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Maui Thai - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 59:30 p.m.; Sa - Su 5 -- 9 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, 2439 S. Kihei Rd, 874-5605. $ Maui’s Sweet Spot - Ice cream parlor. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd., 879-8611. $ Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.1 a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600. $$ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Irish pub. Daily, 8 a.m.2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining, Pacific rim. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi`ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Pacific Grill - Steak and seafood. 6-9 p.m. Lobby Lounge, Four Seasons, Wailea, 874-8000. $$ Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine. Breakfast always available. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $ Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cuisine. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $
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DININGLISTINGS Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 8912002. $
Wailea Pizza Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, 874-1234. $$
Quiznos - Toasty sandwiches. Daily, 10 a.m.8 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 891-1333. $
Waterfront Deli - Sandwiches, salads, dessert. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. Whaler’s General Store, Shops at Wailea, 891-2039. $
Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.; Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $
Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with cajun and tropical flare. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-8385. $$ K
Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$
UPCOUNTRY
Ruth Chris Steakhouse - Meaty fine dining. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750, Wailea Alanui Dr., 874-8880. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese-inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:3010 p.m.; Th-Sa 10 p.m. - 1 a.m. late night sushi and appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$ Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 1455 S Kihei Rd., 879-4994. $ Seascape at Maalaea - Seafood, chicken and quiche. Daily, 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Maui Ocean Center Aquarium, 270-7043. Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m-10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Japanese style fondue. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd., 874-0331. $ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 12 a.m.) Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine a la Wolfgang Puck. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.2p.m. and 5-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 8790602. $ Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and Pi`ilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341. Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd., 879-1385. $ Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Dishes made for sharing. Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd., 875-0839. $ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 8759983. $$$ Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m -7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.- 5 p.m. 20 Hauoli St., Ma`alaea Harbor, 242-9161. $
20% OFF All food items on the menu
Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 572-4877. $ Café Des Amis - Crepes and Mediterranean fare. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $ Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cafe O Lei - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573-9065. $
5pm - 7pm
Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K
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Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$
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Down to Earth - Hot/salad bars and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1169 Makawao Ave., 572-1488. $
Located on front street in Lahaina overlooking the Banyon Tree
Flatbread Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 89 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8989. $$
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Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Daily, 5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining. M-F, 11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking. FSu 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Howzit Bean Coffee Shop and Pizza Fresh Coffee, pizza, salads. 1043 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-2000. Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 5-10 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ John Paul Fine Foods - Prepared dishes, sandwiches and cheeses. M-F, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani, 572-7100.
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Kimura Saimin Shop - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Kitada’s - Local. M-Sa, 6:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $ Komoda Store and Bakery - Local bakery with mini-mini-mart. M-Tu and Th-F, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 3674 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5727261.
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Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant. W-Su, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $ La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6 a.m.10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily, 6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 5759363. $
Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$
Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$
Vietnamese Cuisine - Vietnamese with Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$
Makawao Sushi & Deli - Coffee, Sushi, M - Th 8:30 a.m. - 9 p.m.; F-Sa 8:30 - 10 p.m. Coffee ends at 5 p.m. daily. 3647 Baldwin Ave, Makawao, 5739044. $
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DININGLISTINGS Mama’s Fish House - Fine dining. Daily, 11a.m.-2p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$ Mana Foods - Natural food store with bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $
Cascades Grill and Sushi Bar - Sushi and Pacific Rim. Nightly dinner 5:45 - 10 p.m., Nightly sushi 5 p.m. - 10 p.m. Hyatt Ka`anapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 667-4727. $$$
Milagros - South American cuisine with island influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $
Castaway Cafe - Beachside American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Ka`anapali Villas & Resort, 6619091. $
Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5799999. $
Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $
Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5798030. $
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FRESH SEAFOOD, LOCAL BEEF, AND UPCOUNTRY GREENS
Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Deli cuisine and daily baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy and Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498. $ Stopwatch - Fish, steak, burgers. 1127 Makawao Ave., 572-1380. Upcountry Fresh Tamales & Mixed Plate -Mexican and local favorites. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-8 p.m, Su 6 a.m.-3 p.m. Pukalani Terrace Center, 55 Pukalani St., 572-8258. $
China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-0667. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka`anapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood, island favorites. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front St., Lahaina, 6615648. The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. Daily, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. Napili Plaza, 669-4170. $
Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. MF, 10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $
Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $
Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.- 9 p.m. 55 Pukalani St., Pukalani Terrace Center, 573-8838
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Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11 a.m.11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ K
The Bakery - Breads, pastries, soup, sandwiches. M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.12 p.m.; Su, 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $
Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily, 11 a.m. to 12 a.m. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $
Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $
Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$
Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $
Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $
Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-0348.
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Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 665-7096. $$$
3-5 pm GREAT Sunsets
Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 662-3210. $$ K
Located oceanside in the Sands of Kahana Resort Just 10 Minutes North of Lahaina
BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $
Serving Daily 7:30am to 9:00pm 4299 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-5000
Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 6613111. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$
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China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-5089. $
Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10 a.m.10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2744. $
Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 6613322. $
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Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K
Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Haiku Marketplace, 810 Kokomo Rd., 575-9588. $
Aloha Bento - Local. 1036 Limahana Pl., G2, Lahaina, 661-4888.
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Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $
Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. 5315 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m. by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 6618939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka`anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse with two locations. Daily, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. and M-Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m., Su 7a.m.-2 p.m. 2580 Keka`a Dr., 6672003. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K House of Saimin - Local. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $
DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE
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Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s Village, Ka`anapali, 667-6636. $$ i`o - Pacific Rim. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Ka`anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ Keka’s Terrace, Sheraton - Breakfast buffet, light lunch, steaks and more for dinner. Daily 6:30 a.m. - 2 p.m.; 5:30 - 9 p.m., 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0031. $$ Kimo’s - Steak & seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 1221 Honoapi`ilani Rd., 661-9888. Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Fresh seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 6619090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 6672288. $$$
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Lynn’s Kitchenette - Filipino food. M - S 9:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m., 3481 L. Honoapiliilani Rd., 665-1525. $ MaLa - Eclectic. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ. Daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12:30 a.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Lahaina, 669-3474. $$ Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 6672663. $ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 2812775. $ Maui Swiss Cafe - Ice Cream, sandwiches, salads, pizza, homemade swissli. Daily 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. 640 Front St., Lahaina. 661-6776. Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square,480 Waine`e St, Lahaina, 661-8883; Napili Plaza, 5095 Napilihau St., 665-0222. $
K→Kama’aina Discount
Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.
Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka`anapali, 6672525. $ Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$
Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $
Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Hyatt Regency, Ka`anapali, 667-4727. $$$
Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $
Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. Nightly, 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$
Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th, 8 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $
Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 6677758. $
Pizza Paradiso - Italian and Greek. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $
Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Nightly, 510 p.m. Maui Marriott, Ka`anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Nikki’s Pizza - Pizza. Daily 10:30 a.m. - 9 p.m., 2435 Kaanapali Pkwy, 667-0333. $ Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Old Lahaina Luau - It’s a luau. Nightly at 5:45 p.m. 1251 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4300. $$
Smoke House - BBQ, American. Daily, 11:30 a.m.10 p.m. 927 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $ Son’z Maui at Swan Court - Fresh seafood, steak. Su - Th 5 - 10 p.m.; Fr - Sa 5 - 10:30 p.m. Hyatt Ka`anapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 6674506. $$.
Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 8a.m.10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$
Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$
Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. Daily, 8-10:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:309 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 6691500. $$
Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $
Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $
Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $
appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 600 Office Rd., Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$
Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina Mall, 667-5111. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$
Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 5-11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 L. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Tex Mex BBQ - BBQ by smoker oven! Daily, 11 a.m. - 9 p.m.. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka`anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Waine`e St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.
Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern - American. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka`anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 6618815. $$$ Saigon Seafood - Vietnamese. M - Sa 10 a.m. - 10 p.m.; Su 10 a.m. - 8:30 p.m. 888 Wainee St., Lahaina 661-9955. $$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Th-Fr 10 p.m. - 1 a.m. late night sushi and
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The Legendary Bash of Feet that are Bare Friday (June 8), 5:30 p.m. at the A&B Amphitheater, MACC [MUSIC] Yep, it’s the second annual Barefoot Bash, this time featuring rock legend Mick Fleetwood’s Island Rumours Band, local legends Kalapana, award-winning vocalist Nathan Aweau of Hapa, and the wild and wacky three-ring circus of Eric Gilliom and Willie K as the Barefoot Natives. Tickets: $32, $37, $45. Gates open at 4:30 p.m. The Barefoot Natives will start their music, comedy and shenanigans on stage promptly at 5:30 p.m., provided Mr. Gilliom doesn’t end up at the A&W on Oahu. Tickets: $32, $37, $45. For info visit www.barefootbash.com. For tickets visit www.mauiarts.org or call the MACC box office at 242-SHOW. [SAMANTHA CAMPOS]
This Week at the MACC… Maui Arts and Cultural Center, One Cameron Way, Kahului [COMEDY… HAWAIIANA… PAGEANTRY… ROCK/BLUES… FILM] Thursday (June 7), 7:30 p.m. at McCoy Studio Theater: Julie Brown’s one-woman musical comedy act, featuring her new song, “I Want to Be Gay.” Word. Tickets: $20. Friday (June 8), 5:30 p.m. at the A&B Amphitheater: Barefoot Bash. See p. 29. Saturday (June 9), 7 p.m. at the Castle Theater: Miss Maui Filipina Scholarship Pageant. Tickets $18 advance, $25 day of show. Sunday (June 10), 7:30 p.m. at Castle Theater: Comedian Charlie Murphy, formerly of the Dave Chappelle Show. Tickets: $30, $40. Tuesday (June 12), 7:30 p.m. at the Castle Theater: Renowned blues-rock guitarist Johnny Winter, along with special guests, the locally acclaimed rock group, The Howard Ahia Band. Tickets: $45, $50, $55. Wednesday (June 13): First day of the 8th Annual Maui Film Festival at Wailea… and the MACC, various times and theaters—check out www.mauifilmfestival.com. For info call 242-7469 or visit online at mauiarts.org.
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This Week in… Imported Reggae Bands!
The Kissing Prophet Sunday (June 10), 7:30-11 p.m. at the Studio Maui, Haiku
Thursday (June 7)-Saturday (June 9), various locations
[BENEFIT/MUSIC/DANCE/COMEDY/ACTIVISM] Local resident Dreaming-Bear Kanaan, M.A., is a lot of things: author, troubadour, professor, activist, poet, ordained mystic shaman. Yeah, he’s kinda really hot, too. I prefer to think of him as the kissing prophet. He whispers and flirts his message of peace in seductive language and varying degrees of undress. He says stuff like, “Make love to the moment” and “taste the holiness in the chocolate,” so you know I’m totally down with that. Don’t let me steer you wrong, though—DB’s intentions are pure and true, of course, meant to inspire against the ravages and tragedies of war. DB believes in this generation, in this society, that we’ve really lost a sense of tenderness as a way of life. “And when I say tenderness I mean kindness and compassion, kissing. Imagine for a moment kindness and compassion making out in the corner somewhere,” he’s said on a YouTube video entitled “Chocolate Poetry.” “How sweet that would be, wouldn’t it? And that’s tenderness expressing itself in us.” Mmmhmm... like I said, kissing prophet. Anyway, he’ll be the special guest at this Studio Maui benefit concert honoring refugees and victims of war, which also features The InsPirates, Zen Amen, DJ Plush and more. Suggested donation: $10. For more info visit www.SweetAngelofLight.com.
[REGGAE, duh] Vegitation is an “all original roots rock rebel music” reggae band from San Diego, California. They’ve been touring the U.S. and other reggae-friendly locales like Amsterdam, Costa Rica and Jamaica, but now are bringing their “message of change and unity” to the Valley Isle. Thursday (June 7), 9 p.m. at Casanova, Makawao; Friday (June 8), 9 p.m. at Life’s a Beach, Kihei; Saturday (June 9), 9 p.m. at Charley’s, Paia.
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Casanova’s Famous Ladies Night
VEGITATION ALL ORIGINAL
Friday June 8th
Saturday June 9th
Danny estocado
REGGAE/REBEL/ROCK Music starts at 9:45 pm $ 10 cover
NEW STEP GEMINI PARTY With All Gemini DJs Durty – EDV –
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SUNDAY JUNE 10 REGGAE NIGHTS
MONDAY JUNE 11 DOLLA BALLA $1 Drinks
Music starts at 10 pm $ 10 Cover Geminis FREE!
Sunday June 10th
Upcountry Sundays Acoustic Style
Cheryl Rae trio - Jordan Kolton Music starts at 2 pm 7 Donation to Benefit Mana’o Radio
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Karaoke
Kama‘aina Nite No Cover
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Deborah Vial & Friends
Music starts at 10:00 pm $10 Cover
103.7 presents
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Ray Master – Zellis – Nevaland
The Hawaiian Cowboy
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Simon Says Eat Nice Monday (June 11), 7 p.m. at Cameron Center Auditorium [HEALTH] I haven’t yet read Michele Simon’s Appetite for Profit, but I’m guessing the gist goes something like this: food manufacturers, with the approval of the FDA (themselves undoubtedly ex-food manufacturers) are some of the most greedy, unethical and selfish capitalists the world has ever known, content to sacrifice the bodies and minds of our population for profit. The evidence is everywhere—should we decide to wake up and notice it. Americans, accustomed to eating as rapidly and thoughtlessly as possible, routinely ingest harmful and often lethal doses of sugars, chemicals, preservatives, pesticides and animal byproducts (which often include ever-so-tasty portions of animal steroids, antibiotics and who knows what else). The net result of this advertising and quick-fix driven food culture is a society of obese, diseased, depressed, confused, temperamental, disconnected and, worst of all, often unkind individuals. We are what we eat, and if we decide to abuse our bodies and minds, it should come as no surprise that we tend to treat each other and our environment just as poorly. That’s my sermon; for a decidedly more researched and polished version it is highly recommended that you attend Ms. Simon’s. She’ll be appearing in person at the Cameron Center Auditorium June 11th at 7 p.m. as part of a free monthly Vegetarian Society of Hawaii program. If anyone is still wondering what’s wrong with our society, our children, or our selves, this will be a great opportunity to receive some of those answers. For more info, call 575-7694 or email laurelee@hawaii.rr.com. [COREY NIELSEN]
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Heh heh… Fire! Tuesday (June 12), 7:30 p.m. at Kihei Community Center [CULTURE/MULTIMEDIA] Part of Ebb & Flow Arts’ North South East West Festival 2007. “Thief of Fire, Waters of Life” tells the story of demigods Maui and Prometheus, both of whom stole fire to save humanity. The plot has an unusual twist at the end. The message is that humanity can go no further West than the Hawaiian Islands. It is here where we must confront our survival in a microcosm of the planet Earth. Also on this program are multi media experiments with audience participation. Featured artists include Linda Whittemore, John Shoemaker, painters, Jamy Woodbury, Lisa Gagnon, dancers, Frank Kane, performance artist, Peter Swanzy, DVD creation, John ZanGrando, woodwinds, Paul Marchetti, percussion. Admission is free. Kihei Community Center is located at 303 E. Lipoa St. For info visit www.ebbandflowarts.org or call 876-1854.
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FILMCRITIQUE
BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM
Brine of Boredom How many A-list actors does it take to sink a blockbuster? Personality is noticeably lacking in director Steven Soderbergh’s cotton candy caper that should, but won’t, end his superfluous Ocean’s franchise. George Clooney and the rest of the well-dressed criminal crew return to Las Vegas, after their Ocean’s Twelve European foray, to come to the vengeful aid of their respected pal Reuben Tishkoff (Elliott Gould). Reuben ends up in critical condition from the traumatizing shock of having his fiscal posterior handed to him by dirty dealer Willy Bank (Al Pacino) who Reuben went into partnership with because both men “shook Sinatra’s hand.”
Ocean’s Thirteen
★★★★★ Rated PG-13/122 min.
Danny Ocean (Clooney) and the boys hatch a convoluted plan to wreck Willy’s magnificent new hotel and casino “The Bank” (a spiraling triad skyscraper created to beautiful effect with CGI) on the night of the hotel’s July 3rd “soft opening.” The story then becomes a drone of white noise, color and empty spectacle punctuated by dead-end subplots that lead to a predictable backslapping conclusion. On the surface, Pacino’s presence would seem to elevate Ocean’s Thirteen
to a reasonable level of entertainment. Instead, screenwriters Brian Koppelman and David Levien (Rounders) paste together disjointed cartoon elements for Pacino’s orange-tanned character then leave him in the shadows for most of the movie. Covering their bets from all angles, the team of good bad guys turn to insider mastermind Roman Nagel (Eddie Izzard) to overcome the “Bank’s” seemingly unassailable security system. Goof brothers Virgil Malloy (Casey Affleck) and Turk Malloy (Scott Caan) are dispatched to a dice manufacturing plant in Mexico where they dump magnetizing powder in vats while getting sidetracked to lead a socialist revolution among factory workers. “Fixed” card shufflers are tweaked and brought into the hotel along with rigged slot machines. Still and all, the key to sabotaging the hotel’s gigantic artificial intelligence computer lies in creating an earthquake type of disruption using a giant drill last employed to excavate the Chunnel between Britain and France. Don Cheadle’s “Basher Tarr” is put in charge of operating the giant submarine contraption that jams and sends the overspent group hustling financing from former enemy Terry Benedict (Andy Garcia) to purchase the other Chunnel digger used to carve dirt from the French side. Benedict agrees to fund the machine on the condition that the crew steals Willy’s precious diamonds in return. Opposite the mechanical contrivances are a couple of Jerry Lewis-type sequences involving David Paymer as a reserved
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He gets my vote Five-Diamond-Award evaluator who falls prey to unhelpful hotel staff and cruel booby traps. Carl Reiner, in the meantime, deflects attention as Kensington Chubb, the phony evaluator that the hotel staff bend over backwards to please. Putting a rubber nose on the film’s impertinent stabs at comedy is Matt Damon as Lenny Pepperidge, an upwardly mobile personal assistant to international gambler Mr. Weng (Shaobo Qin). Lenny seduces Willy’s otherwise skeptical assistant Abigail Sponder (Ellen Barkin) in a scene that seems like an outtake from an Austin Powers movie. Ocean’s Thirteen is a distinct example of everything wrong with Hollywood. It’s a
bloated, shiny surface, popcorn movie that could put you to sleep before you get down to the unbuttered popcorn at the bottom of the bag. Here is a “sellout” film project that will bankroll serious films for Soderbergh, Clooney and perhaps Pitt and Cheadle. To that end, the would-be audience member might as well put on her finest evening dress, buy a movie ticket, skip the flick and go to the jazziest event in town to act out her own suave attitude. She’ll have a lot more fun, and be fitfully engaged in a tangible social activity rather than pretending she wish she’d shook Sinatra’s hand. After all, Harry Connick Jr. is no slouch, and he’s alive. MTW
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New This Week
MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX
HOSTEL 2 - (R) - Thriller/Smut Sequel - Three
Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)
young Americans learn why you should just stay home. Really, just stay home. 94 min.
28 Weeks Later - R - Th only 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40
(Kira Sabini)
Delta Farce - PG13 - Th only 2:30, 7:20 Georgia Rule - R - Th only 1:35, 6:55
OCEANS 13 - (PG-13) - Action/A-List Actors
Hostel 2 - R - F-W 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 9:50
Sequel - Hot baby! The boys are back, of
The Invisible - PG13 - Th only 4:50, 9:35
course the plot’s getting old but the actors
Next - PG13 - Th only 4:45, 9:25
still sizzle. Question: does the movie fizzle?
Pirates of the Caribbean - PG13 - Daily 12:30, 1:30, 2:45, 3:25, 4, 5:15, 6:30, 7, 7:45, 9:15, 10
Or have we all gotten so used to hackneyed everything that it’s all good? 122 min. (KS)
Shrek the Third - PG - Daily 12, 12:45, 1:30, 1:55, 2:30, 3:15, 3:50, 4:15, 5, 5:45, 6:20, 6:45, 7:30, 8:15, 8:40, 9, 9:45
SURF’S UP - (PG) - Family/Animated Surfing penguins. About a young penguin
Surf’s Up - PG - - F-W 12, 12:30, 1:45, 2:15, 2:50, 4:10, 4:40, 5:10, 6:35, 7:05, 7:35, 8:50, 9:20, 9:50
learning what it means to really be a bad ass. 95 min. (Liliana Begley)
Year of the Dog - Th only, 4:25, 6:50, 9:15
Now Showing
KA’AHUMANU 6
Oh, Lindsay, stop being so dramatic--rehab is fun!
Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm)
28 WEEKS LATER - (R) - Horror - Zombies no longer rule Great Britain, thanks to the
Bug - R - Th only 12:05, 2:30, 5, 7:20, 9:40
U.S. Army! (Take that, Tony Blair!) Or so the military thinks, because the deadly zombie
Jr.) gets paroled. A Scanner Darkly revisited? 102
enly leaves you for dead and your spirit gets to
Knocked Up - R - Daily 12:15, 12:45, 3:15, 4:15, 6:30, 7:30, 9:35, 10:15
virus has mutated into a newer, even more
min. (KS)
watch loved ones trying to find your body before
Mr. Brooks - R - Daily 12:30, 3:30, 7:15, 10
sinister strain because, well, zombie viruses
DELTA FARCE - (PG-13) - Comedy - Larry the
your fragile hold on the world dies. 71 min. (KS)
are like that. 91 min. (Anthony Pignataro)
Cable Guy and two buddies are just trying to
MR. BROOKS - (R) - Thriller - Kevin Costner
Ocean’s Thirteen - PG13 - F-W 11:45, 1, 2:20, 4:10, 5, 7, 7:35, 9:40, 10:10
BUG - (R) - Thrilling Adaptation - Judd gets
enjoy a nice weekend drinking and shooting, until
plays a devoted hubby, doting father, successful
twitchy when her abusive ex (Harry Connick,
they’re mistaken for Army reservists and shipped
businessman, philanthropist and serial killer in
off to Iraq. What, too soon? 90 min. (AP)
this movie about what happens when his two
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GEORGIA RULE - (R) - Drama - Lindsay Lohan
seperate worlds collide. 130 min. (LB)
1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm)
plays an uncontrollable, rebellious teen with a
NEXT - (PG-13) - Sci-Fi/Thriller - Nicholas Cage
predilection for cursing and car crashes (bit of a
and Julianne “Gimme” Moore play at saving
stretch for Lohan, but I’m sure she’ll do fine) so
America from terrorists with a little gift of precog.
her mom (Jane Fonda) hauls her off to grandma’s
Anyone care to tell me how it’ll end? 96 min. (KS)
Idaho farm to presumably learn how to behave.
PIRATES... AT WORLD’S END - PG13 -
113 min. (AP)
Action/Drama - If you can’t guess, than you’ve for-
KNOCKED UP - (R) - Comedy/Drama - A young
gotten the second one and shouldn’t spend the
entertainment journalist has a one-night-stand
useful cash on this third edition. Oh, but what will
with a total slacker and gets preggers. She
happen to Will and Elizabeth with her love of Jack
decides to give the slacker a chance. Gotta know
in the way? Hotness!183 min. (KS)
baby’s daddy and all. 135 min. (LB)
SHREK THE THIRD - (PG) - Comedy - Shrek is
FRONT STREET THEATRE
THE INVISIBLE - (PG-13) - Sci-Fi/Thriller - This
King of the Land of Far Far Away and he’s one
900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: MF until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm)
would suck: You’re a teen, and your bright future
unhappy ogre. Donkey, Prince Charming, Fiona,
is left in limbo when some random chick mistak-
and Puss in Boots come back for another great
JULIE BROWN - Comedy THU • JUNE 7 • 7:30 pm
McCoy • $20 (program for adults/older teens) Barefoot Natives, Island Rumours, Kalapana
BAREFOOT BASH
FRI • JUNE 8 • 5:30 pm
A&B Amphitheater • $32, $37,$45
CHARLIE MURPHY - Comedy SUN • JUNE 10 • 7:30 pm
SPIDER-MAN 3 - (PG-13) - Action/Fantasy -
Maui Film Festival
JOHNNY WINTER - Rock/R&B
Wednesday-Sunday, June 13-17
TUE • JUNE 12 • 7:30 pm Castle • $45, $50, $55
MATISYAHU - Reggae / Hip-Hop
SAT • JUNE 16 • 7:00 pm A&B Amphitheater • $40 advance, $45 day of
Check out Maui Time’s complete Festival Guide starting on Page 13
Pirates of the Carribean - PG13 - Daily 11:30, 3:15, 7, 10:30 Shrek the Third - PG - Th only 12, 2:45, 5, 7:30, 9:45 Spider-Man 3 - PG13 - Th only 12:15, 3:15, 7:15, 10:05
Knocked Up - R - Th 3:30, 6:30, 9:30; F-W 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30 Mr. Brooks - R - Th 3:45, 6:45, 9:45; F-W 12:45, 3:45, 6:45, 9:45 Shrek the Third - PG13 - Th 4, 7, 9:30; F-W 1, 4, 7, 9:30
again as Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson in
Surf’s Up - PG - F-W 1:15, 4:15, 7:30, 9:45
this latest installment of the Marvel Comics uberfranchise. This time around, Spidey battles the Sandman (Thomas Hayden Church), the New Goblin (James Franco), some putz named Venom (Topher Grace) and his own new black suit.
WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7865 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Hostel 2 - R - F, M-W 1:15, 4, 7, 9:15; Sa-Su 10:30, 1:15, 4, 7, 9:15
Sounds like a bit much to me. 140 min. (AP)
Ocean’s Thirteen - PG13 - F, M-W 1, 3:45, 6:45, 9:30; Sa-Su 10:15, 1, 3:45, 6:45, 9:30
YEAR OF THE DOG - (PG-13) - Comedy - Molly
Pirates of the Carribean - PG13 - Th 11:15, 11:45, 2:45, 3:25, 6:30, 7, 10; F, M-W 2:45, 6:30, 10; Sa-Su 11:15, 2:45, 6:30, 10
alone with her dog. Her dog dies and she begins a journey of personal transformation. I’m not jokMauiFilmFestival.com
Ocean’s Thirteen - PG13 - F-W 12, 2:30, 5, 7:45, 10:20
Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst return once
Shannon stars as Peggy, a woman who lives
Phone: 572-3456
Knocked Up - R - F-W 11:45, 2:30, 5:10, 7:45, 10:20
Surf’s Up - PG - F-W 12:15, 2:45, 4:45, 7:15, 9:20
family adventure. Long Live the King! 93 min (LB)
Castle • $30, $40 (may include risqué language/subjects)
Spider-Man 3 - PG13 - Th 12, 1, 3, 4:30, 6:30, 8, 9:30; F-W 12, 3, 6:30, 9:30
Spider-Man 3 - PG13 - Th only 12:45, 4, 7:15, 10:15
ing, although I kinda wish I was. 98 min. (LB)
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ART&ENTERTAINMENT
BY SAMANTHA CAMPOS SAM@MAUITIME.COM
The Astonishment Guide Local magician Brenton Keith plays the Maui Film Festival ments to contend with—the sun, wind, sand. And then, what is a magician here supposed to wear?” Eschewing the traditional tux for casual aloha attire and a funky hat, Keith is probably best identified by his big, worn, leather bag of tricks and ubiquitous smile. “I have a passion for what I’m doing,” he says. “I’m very fortunate to be doing what I love—I think everyone sees that I’m doing what I love and they feed off that energy.” Keith admits he sometimes gets tired of hecklers—although he has a mental file of “stock lines” to deal with most of them. And he’s gotten past the “doctor syndrome” of refusing to do tricks when requested to on his downtime—he now keeps a deck of cards in his pocket whenever he’s out, as a way to “immerse myself into my art.” But he says his biggest challenge is helping people get over their preconceived notions of what a magic show is supposed to be like. “They think it’s us against them—magician versus spectator,” Keith says. “Magicians are thought of as these serious, egotistical shamans who can unlock the mysteries of the universe, like David Blaine... I’m more about comedy, high energy, fun—really, I’m just doing card tricks. But if I can get people to sustain the feeling of disbelief, and create all this wonder, then I really am a magician.”
“I’m all about the word ‘astonishment,’” he says. “So often people say, ‘You made me feel like a child again!’ But what I revealed was an emotion they already had inside them, you know, when you clear away all the boxes of judgment and opinions and experiences, that clear primal state of astonishment—like a baby has all the time—before they start theorizing and saying to themselves, ‘Oh, he must have had that up his sleeve…’
Cosmic Comedy Club Wednesday (June 13), 10 p.m.-12:30 a.m. at Mulligan’s on the Blue. An evening of comedy and magic, featuring Andy Bumatai and Brenton Keith. Tickets: $60 in advance, $75 after June 11. Call 572-3456 or online at www.mauifilmfestival.com.
“I feel like I’m an astonishment guide.” Just like a lot of kids in Southern California, seven-year-old Brenton Keith was first introduced to magic when a friend showed him a trick. But when he ran home to show his mom and saw the expression on her face, he was hooked. “And I just stuck with it,” he says. “I learned more and I started doing parties. I was always doing parties.” With his income from those parties, Keith put himself through college and acquired more materials to develop his act, which he performed tableside, strolling through various restaurants in L.A. He eventually ended up at Wizardz, a magic theater in Hollywood’s Universal Studios. There, he was able to rub elbows with all the rotating magicians who passed through. But he really admired the work of Jack Goldfinger, a charismatic performer whose magic was not that strong but who captured the attention of the audience with his charm, energetic style and use of music. “I learned that it’s not what you do but how you do it,” Keith says. “[Goldfinger] really made it an art.
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For more info on Brenton Keith and His Bag O’ Tricks, call 870-2102 or visit online at www.magicbrent.com. MTW
It’s not the magic—it’s performance art and comedy and music and interaction. It’s turning the most simple things of everyday life into magic.” Keith also met a magician who planned to open a magic theater on Maui, and followed him 10 years ago. Warren & Annabelle’s in Lahaina was the pivotal point, Keith says, for his evolution into a professional showman; he had his own hour and a half show every night for over five years. Although he’s since left Warren & Annabelle’s, Keith is still just one of six professional magicians on the island. He says he’s grateful for a more flexible
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schedule now, which is full of first birthdays, private parties, special events and corporate hotel gigs. He says he’s learned to integrate local humor into his act and is trying to make a niche for himself as a magician from Hawai‘i. To develop his act, Keith reads a lot of books on magic, subscribes to a magazine for the “magic” community, and watches instructional DVD’s, sifting through effects to see what tricks would be practical for a cocktail party on the Wailea shoreline, where the wind is apt to blow away cards and such. “It’s very challenging to be a magician on Maui,” he says. “You have the ele-
EARSHOT
BY DAVID VAN NOSTRAND DAVID@MAUITIME.COM
WILCO “SKY BLUE SKY” Wilco’s newest studio album, Sky Blue Sky, sounds a lot like the final leg of a 12-step rehab program: it’s about acceptance. Wilco, unlike Radiohead, never seemed to revel in confounding their audience with conceptual and sonic experimentation, but the band was constantly evolving and none of their five studio albums sound alike. Sky Blue Sky is no exception. There is none of the distortion or ebullience of Being There, none of the computer enigmas that characterize Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, and none of the abstractions that unite in A Ghost is Born. These masks have fallen away and Jeff Tweedy appears to be ready to face himself for the first time. The resulting album is organic and careful wrought; it is also rather boring. Wilco’s musical pedigree is more accessible than usual on this album. There’s the Dylanesque folk guitar opening of “Either Way,” the ubiquitous Hammond Organ that sounds like it might have been literally stolen from The Band’s New York estate Big Pink, even a White Album-era Beatles’ guitar lick. But a more relevant comparison would be to another country-influenced rock band that, like Wilco, followed a series of erratic and experimental studio albums with a guitar driven mediation based on experience—the Grateful Dead. However, unlike Wilco, The Dead’s return to simplicity was marked with songs that endured. Sky Blue Sky can be compared to American Beauty but it cannot contend; the songs simply aren’t strong enough. All atavism aside, Sky Blue Sky is fundamentally a Wilco record, and there are surprises despite the conventional form. My favorite parts of the album are the carefully intertwined guitar breaks that twist inside the songs or more effectively break out as a coda at the end. The guitar effort, the result of close work between Jeff Tweedy and new guitarist Nels Cline, is as compact and effective as anything on Being There, Wilco’s most consistently excellent album. Lyrically, Jeff Tweedy is making sense of a world filled with contradiction and intricacies. The art inside the album cover mirrors this sentiment. The images are common: birds, trees, the back of a woman’s head. But their pointillist rendering becomes thematically united with the lyrical content of the album; we live in a very complicated world. In “Shake it off” Tweedy complains, “It certainly starts to spoil my heart. Somewhere there’s a war. Somewhere there’s art.” More specific to Tweedy, the lyrics examine his life as a contradiction, a father, a husband, a rock star, a recovering drug addict. The album is not all darkness, as the title would imply. On “Side with Seeds,” Tweedy references seeds that represent the promise of new life. The title track, too, is hopeful—the extra adjective offering assurance that even the sky can break brighter, more vivid, more real. The closing line of the album echoes this optimism. Over a quiet guitar rift and a muted bass line, Tweedy pledges, “You and I will stay together, yeah. You and I will try to make it better.” Is he talking about a woman, or his infamously unstable band lineup? It doesn’t matter because the try is the important part. It’s a promise he makes to his listeners, and himself, with conviction. MTW
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DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Julie Brown - Thursday, June 7. Award-winning actress/singer/director/producer/comedian brings her one-woman comedy show, “Smell the Glamour” to Maui. Tickets: $20. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.
Maui Film Festival - Wednesday, Jun 13-17. It’s baaaa-ack! Celebrate cinema with movies, celebrities, special events, food, beverage and more. You love me, you really love me! Daily, in Wailea and at the MACC, www.mauiarts.org.
TICKETS ON SALE
Barefoot Bash - Friday, June 8. Groove to Willie K, Eric Gilliom, Mick Fleetwood’s Island Rumours Band, Kalapana, and Hapa’s Nathan Aweau in Maui’s biggest and best local fest. Tickets: $45, $37, $32. 5:30 p.m., A & B Amphitheater, Maui Arts and Cultural Center, 242-7469.
Matisyahu - Sat, Jun 16. Matisyahu is the hiphop/reggae artist that mixes orthodox Judaism with modern beats, which makes for a really interesting sound—ancient and modern all in one. Tickets: $45, $40. A&B Amphitheater, Maui Arts and Cultural Center, 242-7469.
Fundraiser for Jacquline - Saturday, June 9. It’s bad to cry at your desk, right? I can’t help myself today. Please, come out and support Jacquline Wenzler-Steves, a six year old Maui girl who was recently diagnosed with bone-cancer. Golf Tourny, tennis clinic, dinner and silent auction at the Maui Country Club. Visit www.4jacquline.com for more details, and a glimpse at this little princess who needs Maui’s help.
EVENTS
Miss Maui Filipina - Saturday, June 9. Don’t miss the 49th annual Miss Maui Filipina Scholarship Pageant. The theme for this year, “Preserving the Filipino Culture for all ages.” Tickets: $25. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Charlie Murphy - Sunday, June 10. Gotta love Charlie Murphy from the Chapelle Show. He’s also done a lot of other comedy stuff, but you know he rocks, so I’ll just stop and give you the details. Tickets: $40, $30. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Johnny Winter - Tuesday, June 12. Johnny Winter has been an icon of bluesy/rock guitar for a hell of a long time. This “Southern Boi” has done it all, and now he’s coming to Maui. Tickets: $55, $50, $45. 7 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.
Whalers Village Center Stage - Every Thu, 34 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.1 p.m., lei making class. All shows and activities are free.
THURSDAY, June 07 Transformation - Every Thu. Let Linda Hall intuitively guide you through a wide range of healing processes. Walk-ins only. Free. 1-4 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.
FRIDAY, JUNE 08 Biofeedback - Every Fri. Mary Higgins, QXCI/SCIO practicioner, helps you rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled word. Walk-ins only. Free. 2-5 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 5722424. Stellar Rejuvenation - Every Fri. Experiance the natural healing benefits of soliton lasers. Free.
4-6 p.m., The Studio Maui, 575-9390.
p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424.
Genoa Keawe - Great chance to watch this living legend of Hawaiian performers! 6-9 p.m., Tiki Courtyard, Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel, 667-0165.
Drum Circle - Every Sun. Bring yor drum and beat away with others in the community. Free. 4 p.m.-sunset, Kamaole Point, Kihei, 298-9022.
SATURDAY, JUNE 09
Line Dancing - Every Sun. Practice your “tush push” ya’ll and come on down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons, 6:30 p.m. followed by dancing from 7-8:30 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall.
Find Yourself - Every Sat. Hannah Hammerli digs deep to find your hidden issues using the Gesalt Process and Dream Tending. Walk-ins only. Free. 1:30-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424 Konawind Band - Every Sat. Konawind Band plays for your listening enjoyment. 6-8 p.m., Kihei Marketplace. Jam Session - Every Sat. Musicians are invited to head on down to Waikapu and jam away with other players. I used to live next door to the community center down there and I swear, it was like a free concert every weekend. Oh hooray! Bring a chair and your instrument. 3 p.m., Waikapu Community Center, 269-2704. Upcountry Fair - Celebrate Upcountry at the 27th annual Upcountry Fair. As usual, there will be pony rides, livestock, crafters, food booths and fun for the whole family. 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Eddie Tam Gym area, Makawao. Ocean Fest - Ocean art, live music, booths, radio broadcasts, hula nad more to celebrate our finned friends under the sea. 10 a.m.-3 p.m., 270-7075.
SUNDAY, JUNE 10 Tantra Temple Services - Every Sun. Embrace the spiritual essence of all faiths with tantra, an ancient high-spiritual practice. Free. 9:30 a.m. Lemurian Center, 2138 Vineyard Street, Wailuku, 244-4921, 244-4103. Relax Already - Every Sun. Lawrence Gold enables people to end their pain by teaching control over muscular tensions. Walk-ins only. Free. 12-1
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Ocean Fest - Ocean art, live music, booths, radio broadcasts, hula nad more to celebrate our finned friends under the sea. 10 a.m.-3 p.m., 270-7075.
TUESDAY, JUNE 12 `Ohana Connection - Every Tue. Breakfast to promote the health and well being of all Maui residents. 8:30 a.m., 986-0209. Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Every Tue. Support the kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching their polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids. 5:30 p.m., Napili Kai Resort, 669-6271. Ebb and Flow - Ebb and Flow Arts presents Tony Walholm presents “Thief of Fire, Waters of Life,” a multimedia stage composition. Free. 7:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 876-1854.
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 13 Naturopathic Physician - Every Wed. Bonnie
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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
BADA BING’S 1945 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 875-0188
BUBBA GUMPS 889 Front St., Lahaina - 661-3111
CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St., Wailuku - 244-0852
CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453
Thursday 06/07
Friday 06/08
Saturday 06/09
Sunday 06/10
Monday 06/11 – Wednesday 06/13
Ladies’ Night
Wild 105
Club Bing
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WED - Ultra Fab Night
Scotty Rotten
Mark Wild
MON - Mark Wild; WED - Mark Wild
Scotty Rotten Coconut Cabaret After Party
Pau Hana Party
Rodney K & Electric Soup
MON - Open Mic Night, No cover
Vegitation $10, 9:45pm
Gemini Party $10, 10pm
Danny Estocado $10, 10pm
WED - Ladies’ Night, 9:45pm
Marty Dread $7, 10pm
Planetary Bandits $7, 10pm
Vegitation $7, 10pm
MON - Kanoa and friends, No cover, 10pm; TUE- Acoustic Tuesdays
Salsa
TUE - Sonny B
COMPADRES Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189
HARD ROCK CAFÉ
MON - Marty Dread
900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
HAWAIIAN VILLAGE COFFEE 4405 H`Piilani Hwy, Kahana - 665-1114
HENRY’S BAR & GRILL 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849
Open Stage Tom Cherry No cover, 9pm
Marsh, N.D., offers up wisdom from over 20 years of experience as a Naturopathic Physician. Walk-ins only. Free. 1-4 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 5732424. WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. 6:30-8 p.m., 891-6770 ext. 2.
Evolution No cover, 9pm
Open Stage
Uncle Jobe, Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar, 1-4pm
Tony Rae No cover, 9pm
Gina Martinelli
like to improve their reading and writing skills. Class dates and times vary, call Jill at 242-1174. Got Money? - May I have some? Before you answer that, check out this Maui group that focuses on economic solutions, and visions--dialogue and a readers circle, too. Various times, island wide locations, 573-3250 for more info.
Dance Lessons - Every Wed. Open registration to learn the cha-cha and foxtrot. $50 for three months. 6:30-9:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 879-0555.
Socrates Cafe - Practice the Socratic Method in a dialog group with a goal of improving your questioning ability. This means expanding on the “Why, Mommy, why?” technique. Various times and locations. Call 573-3250 for details.
KEIKI
Free GED Class - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7 p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911.
After-School Help - Every Mon. through Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911. Keiki Shots (West Maui) - Every first Tue of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 9-11 a.m., Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center, 984-8260. Keiki Shots (Central Maui) - Every first and third Wed of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 12-3 p.m., Wailuku Health Center, 984-8260. Story Time - Every Thursday there’s keiki story time and crafts. 10 a.m., Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana, 665-1114. Premature Babies - First Thu of every month Imua will hold a support group for parents of premature babies. Parent education, info and skills. 5:30 p.m., Imua Family Services Anuenue Room, 870-0115. Keiki Issues? - Every Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strongwilled children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6-8:30 p.m., Hui Malama Learning Center, 298-5050. Bisque It, Baby - Every Mon. Sometimes, as a mom, all you might need is a little time to do something creative. Get together with other moms and babies and paint something—maybe a mug or a teapot—and de-stress. Studio fee: it’s free! 9-11 a.m., Kids and Company, Maui Mall, 877-7819. Toddler Tuesdays - Every Tue. Toddlers are insane. Seriously, as a mother of two I can vouch that they are without rational thought. Let them do their thing and cruise with the other crazies for storytime, juice, cookies and painting. $15. 10-11 a.m., Kids and Company, Maui Mall, 877-7819.
LECTURE Reading & Writing Help - Hui Malama Learning Center offers help for adults who would
ENVIRONMENTAL Coastal Restoration - Every Fri. Habitat restoration at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m., Waihe`e, 2445263. Smarter Than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get free info about marine life and answers to all those pesky questions about Maui’s reef environment that keep you up all night. The Pacific Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are definitely smarter than a 5th grader. The question is, are you? Free. 8 a.m.-1 p.m., Ulua Beach Wailea, 249-8811. Save Honolua - Every Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed deveopment of Honolua Bay. This Week: Mayor Charmaine Tavares as guest speaker. 6:30 p.m., King Kamehameha III School Cafeteria, 611 Front St.Lahaina. Save the Forrest - Every Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of 10 volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove. Transportation is provided. Bring warm clothes, long pants and closed boots. Pickups: 7:30 a.m., Harbor Shop, 300 Ma’alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m., Upcountry Tavares Community Center. Goes until noon. 856-8341 to reserve spot.
STAGE
Wailuku, 242-9327. Pool Hours - Besides the fear of contracting super-strain uku’s, I really enjoy a good swim in a public pool. Sometimes the thought of dealing with sand is just too much to bear. Kahului, Kihei, Lahaina, War Memorial, Pukalani, anthe Old and New Wailuku Pools: M, T, W, F & S 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Th 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m.; Sun 12-4:30 p.m. These hours can change due to events. To double check you can call, 270-6135. Kings Trail Triathlon- Sun, Jun 10. Maui Multi Sports Club is holding te Kings Trail Triathlon- swimming, cycling, running, the whole 40K shebang. Starts at 7 a.m. at the Maui Prince Hotel. Piilani Road will be closed from Kilohana Rd. to Wailea Ike Dr. from 8 a.m.-10:45 p.m., 280-3835.
ART Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. This week: The Twins. 6:30 p.m., Front Street, 661-6284. WOW Wailea - Every Wed. Meet artists, shmooze, admire art, drink wine and eat pupus. 6:30 p.m., The Shops of Wailea, 874-8583. Arts and Flowers - June 9-July 14. Flowers are some of Nature’s finest creations. Celebrate them for the art form that they are at this exhibit. Hui No’eau Gallery, Baldwin Ave, Makawao, 573-5878.
POETRY Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114. Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852. Open Mind Open Mic - Every Mon. Open Mind Open Mike with spoken word, poetry, comedy— whatever you have to say here’s your chance. 7:30 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091.
Ten Fingers, 10 Toes - Tue-Wed, Jun 12 & 13. A play depicting the cost of war on a Hawai‘i family. Free. 7:30 p.m., Tue, Lahaina Civic Center; 7:30 p.m. Wed, Kihei Community Center, 573-3255.
Techno-Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome. Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com.
SPORTS
TV/RADIO
Walk, Run, Train - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300.
Filipino Language - Mon-Fri. Fred Duldulao, Leo Agcolicol, Rey Patao and Maggie Evangelista host a Filipino language talk show. 4-6 a.m.; 7-10 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.
Tai Chi - Every Tuesday. Practice the 36 movements of the “short yang” style of tai chi chuan. $10 per class. 5:30-6:30 a.m., Unity Church
Talk of Maui - Mon-Fri. Fred Guzman talks local, state and national poitics and issues. And every Thursday morning at 7:30, listen as Fred grills Maui
MON-WED - Open Stage
Time’s own Anthony Pignataro on the latest issues of the day. 6-8 a.m., KNUI 900 AM. Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145. Mind Body Spirit - Every Mon from 6:30-9:30 p.m., Tue from 11 a.m.-2 p.m., and Thu and noon. Liah Howard, psychic and guests. KAOI 1110 AM. Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787. Words of Peace - Every Wed and Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 8:30 a.m. Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084. Conversations with Friends - Every Thu. Mary Omwake and James Jacobson interview New Thought leaders. 11 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m. KAOI, 1110 AM. Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800. Uncle Charlie’s Corner - Sat. Kahu Charles Kauluwehi Maxwell, Sr. talks story. 6-10 a.m., KNUI 900 AM. Maui Matters - Sat-Sun. Pacific Radio Group News Director Wendy Osher discusses local issues. 1-2 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Spanish Language - Sat-Sun. Carlos David Hernandez discusses news and plays music in Spanish. 2-4 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Japanese Language - Sun. Yumi’s long-running Japanese language show. 7-8:30 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.
DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Mon-Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Live music nightly. All sets 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. Cool Cat Cafe - Sun, Wed - Erik the Whale Sharks; Mon, Fri - Dave Carroll; Tue - Jazz Night; Every other Thur - Howard Ahia and Erin Smith (alternating); Sat- Howard Ahia, sets 7:30-10 p.m.
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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
Thursday 06/07 ISANA RESTAURANT 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-1811
Friday 06/08
Karaoke
Karaoke
JACQUES 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711
KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
L Dog
TUE - Da Hawaiians, WED - Chicko and Da Kine
Danny Murray $5, 10pm
MGM $5, 10pm
Halemanu No cover, 10pm
MON - Tom Cherry, 10pm; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Tony Ray, 10pm
Maui Underground Karaoke 9:30pm
136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
LAHAINA COOLERS
Karaoke 9:30pm
Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm
Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010
MON - Karaoke; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Karaoke
El Nino
KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE
LIFE’S A BEACH
Karaoke
Kenny Roberts
845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
744 Front St., Lahaina - 661–9090
Monday 06/11 – Wednesday 06/13
Karaoke
Jared
KIMO’S
LAHAINA STORE GRILLE
Sunday 06/10
DJ El Gato $5, 10pm
120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844
KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB
Saturday 06/09
Sin Service 10pm
DJ El Gato No cover, 10pm Rampage
Special Guest
Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.
874-4041.
Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Ernest Pua’a; Sat, Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,“TBA”; Tue, Albert & Roy; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.
Moose McGillycuddy’s - Sat, Joshua. 7-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei. Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thu, Gene Argel and Makana, 7 p.m.; Fri, Wailea Nights 8 pm; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m.; Mon, Gypsy Pacific, 7 p.m.; Tue, Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m.; Wed, Steve Sargenti, 6 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 8741131.
MON - Open Mic; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn; WED - DJ Nexus
Crunch Pups
All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka’anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua’a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011
Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080.
Kahana Sands Restaurant - Thu, Sat, Tue, Wayne Dunn. All sets 3-6 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000.
South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony & Peter; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.
Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.
Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Thu, Tue, Patrick Major. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.
Nalu’s - Sat, Kawika Lum Ho. 5:30-7:30 p.m.
Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 661-4495. Longhi’s - Fri, Crazy Fingers; Sat, Scotty Rotten. All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri, Nino Toscano; Sat, Wed, Marvin Tevaga; Mon, Brian Haia; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Thu, Greg & Steve; Fri, Llayne & Greg; Sat, Sun, Mark & Mike; Wed, Anastasia. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil; Sat, John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincade Basques; Sun, Andrew; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 6:30 or 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.
SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon, Boy Kana’e and Ka’Uhaneleo; Sat, Braddah Frances and Friends; Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m. Sun, Teri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844.
Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Kaleo Cullen w/ hula by Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860.
CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6:15 p.m. , Sat Tarvin Makai 6:15 p.m.1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774. Café Marc Aurel - Sat, Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.
Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m.
■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 Nohea Kai Drive, Kaanapali, 667-1200 ■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m. ■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA One Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6-10 p.m. Banyan Tree Restaurant - Thu, Fri, Sat, Tue, Wed, World fusion duo Ranga Pae. All sets 6:159:45 p.m. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611
Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.
■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031
Unisan - Fri, Joe Cano; Sat, Benny Ukita; Mon, Jazz; Tue Karen B; Wed, David Choy. 7:30 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.
Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets. Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.
Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys Randall; Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 69 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. Jacques - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844.
Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m.
Cafe Cafe - Tue, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-4700.
Livewire Cafe - Wed, Joshua. 7-9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.
Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Fri, Eddi Delgado; Sat, Mon, Island Stylin’. All sets 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910.
RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI
SOUTH MAUI
Marco’s Southside Grill - Nightly, Various artists (piano). All sets 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd.,
■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends. ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-1922 Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m. Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m.-1 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Ron Kuala’au; Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed, Mele `Ohana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.
EAST MAUI
■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525
Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.
Ma’alaea Grill - Thu, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206.
■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-4100
East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.
Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.
UPCOUNTRY MAUI
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo.
Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.
Mañana Garage - Nightly, Neto & Friends. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.
Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat, Bradduh Francis, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.
■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.
Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Fri-Sat, Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787.
Kimo’s - Tue-Wed, Fri-Sun, Sam Ahia. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.
and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.
■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234
■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000
Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music.
Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo
■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge - Thu, Fri, Sat, Sun, Live music. 6:30-9:30 p.m. Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing. 7:30-8:15 p.m.
Send your listings and photos for the Da Kine Calendar to calendar@mauitime.com or fax (808) 244-0446
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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
Thursday 06/07 LOBBY LOUNGE Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000
Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 9-11:30pm Johnson, 9-11:30pm
LONGHI’S 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
Saturday 06/09
Sunday 06/10
Monday 06/11 – Wednesday 06/13
Nils & Anastasia 9-11:30pm
Dr. Nat, 9-11:30pm
MON - Nils & Anastasia, 9-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 9-11:30pm
Save Honolua Fund Raiser $15
888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288
LULU’S
Friday 06/08
Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm
The Willies No cover, 8-11pm
Sexy Saturday’s No cover, 8-11pm;
WED - Karaoke, 9pm
MANANA GARAGE
MON - Salsa,TUE - Rainbow Night
33 Lono Ave, Kahului - 873-0220
MAUI BREWING CO.
WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm
4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,Kahana - 669-3474
MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758
MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881
DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm
DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm
DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm
DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm
MON - DJ Mello Yello, No cover, 9pm; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm, WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm
Reggae with Adam No cover, 10pm
AnRil followed by Silky Ringo
Joe Benedett followed by Cinco de Junior
Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm
MON - Junior Guys, TUE - Randal Rospond followed by Howard Ahia; WED - Open Mic, No cover, 10pm
Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am
Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am
DJ Boomshot
Flavazone
Live Music
Reggae Nights
MON - Dollar Balla, $5; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Live Music w/An Den
Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am
Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am
Karaoke, 10pm-1am
DJ Durty No cover, 10pm
Backyard Party No cover, 9pm
DJ Magnetic No cover, 10pm
Kanoa No cover, 10pm
MON - Crazy Fingers, 10pm, No cover; TUE - DJ Boomshoot, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm
PACIFIC’O 505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341
PARADICE BLUZ 744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299
SANSEI 600 Office Rd., Kapalua 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004 SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444
SPATS TRATTORIA
DJ Blast, $15, 9:30pm
Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727
SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602
Ms. Anne No cover, 9:30 pm
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR
1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299
UNISAN 2102 Vineyard St.,Wailuku - 244-4500
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Kenny Roberts No cover, 9:30pm
WED - John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm
The Edge $3
1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380
TIP-UPS TAVERN
Crunch Pups No cover, 9:30pm
Kilohana No cover, 10 pm
LAWA $5, 10pm
Ohana Groove $5, 10pm
DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm
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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) We sometimes regard being conscientious, generous or altruistically good as the province of those better off than we are. Sure, if you’re already wealthy, you may have the luxury of quitting your job and devoting the rest of your life to some grand (but achievable) goal like ridding the world of malaria. Still, there’s always something you can do. Why aren’t you doing it? Is it because you’re lazy (why many affluent people do virtually nothing to improve others’ lives)? Get off your ass and do something worthwhile. If you can’t be bothered, pretend you’re rich and open your wallet and give generously to people who can.
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Recently approved drugs enable women to cease menstruating. No more periods, period. Frankly, I can’t see the problem with people having more choices, but I’m sure some people will declare that these pills oppose the natural order of things. Screw those naysayers, anyway. There are some things only you should have control over. This week, claim your right to determine what happens to your own body, mind and soul by telling anyone who thinks they have a say to get lost.
LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) What is royalty, noble Lion? Once, it was about which family you were born (or married) into. Now, it’s called celebrity, and it’s about beauty, or wealth, or a host of other things. The biggest difference between old school royalty and the new school variety is that kings and queens once had a duty to their people; few celebrities seem to feel the same way. You are royalty, at least in your own circle. The question is, are you new school, in it for the ego-boost, or old school, a leader whose edicts and decisions benefit everyone?
VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) If a plant isn’t getting enough nutrients, sunlight or water, it often sacrifices parts of itself; select leaves wilt and fall off, so that the rest of the plant might survive (and even thrive in less than perfect conditions). I know you’re loathe to lose any pieces of yourself or aspects of your life but I hope you’ll consider this strategy anyway. It’s either wither away entirely, or cast off some dead weight that’s not really helping you at the moment. It shouldn’t be that hard; If you choose correctly, you should feel lighter and stronger, so much so that you’ll go from struggling to soaring, virtually overnight.
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I’m grossed out by perfume. In fact, if I notice someone smells like anything other than a human being, it’s a huge turn-off. This isn’t because of some body odor fetish, but simply an allergy to anything that smacks of being fake or artificial. I value realness above niceness or prettiness, so whenever I think someone is hiding behind a scent or some affected attitude, I usually walk away. I don’t expect you to change your values to conform to mine. I’m just explaining why someone you want to admire you won’t even notice you: they might want someone who’s more real than nice.
SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) When people first become lucid in their dreams (aware that they’re dreaming), they nearly always do one of two things: fly, or have sex. Advanced dreamers get more creative; they start with flying sex and move on from there to virtually limitless possibilities. Scorpios have tremendous potential to break from the norm and explore uncharted new territory, in dreams and life. When you choose to be, you’re the shamans of the modern age. Some of you, however, aren’t exactly doing your jobs. This week, get back to work. People need to know they have more than two choices—a lot of them need help figuring that out. Give them a hand, won’t you?
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) I’ve known a couple pathological liars in my life. They were consistently entertaining and compelling people. They’re largely successful not because they’re Oscar-worthy actors or genius storytellers, but simply because people meet them halfway. They choose to believe the lies they’re told, even quite outlandish and incredible ones. Sagittarians are notorious truth-tellers. This ironically makes you astonishingly susceptible to more deceitful sorts. You’re unwittingly collaborating in someone else’s constructed fantasy reality, and it might get you in (emotional) trouble. Better identify, then pop that bubble now, before you’re too far off the ground.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Some women get surgery to “restore” their virginity. However, even though they may bleed as if it’s their first time, the next time they have sex, their previous experiences will always be with them. Similarly, you might be able to create an equally hard-to-penetrate illusion about yourself. Those women have their own reasons to hide the fact they’ve had sex. What’s behind your own disguise? I doubt any of them start to believe that they’re really virgins again. You, however, have shown signs of starting to buy into your own smoke-and-mirrors act. Don’t do that. Whatever you make other people believe, once you start fooling yourself, you’re in deep trouble.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) The most interesting aspects of your life should teeter between exciting and overwhelming. If they don’t at least briefly veer into those wild emotional territories, it means you’re not aiming high enough or pushing strongly enough to manifest your dreams. What in your life makes your heart pound, your hands clammy, and your hopes soar? If your answer is, “nothing,” then you’re screwing up. You’re wasting time. There’s got to be something out there that could simultaneously thrill and terrify you. If you haven’t found it yet, this week you ought to start looking in earnest.
PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Holding onto your rough edges can take courage and determination, especially for a Pisces. You Fish can find it terribly tempting to lie down and let life course over you like a swift river, until you’re as smooth and rounded as all the other river rocks. Losing your peculiar spiritual shape would be a shame, since you’re generally the most quirkily creative and idiosyncratic sign in the zodiac. We need the whimsical, impractical weirdness only you can bring to the table (only if you resist the pressure to conform). I understand the urge to go with the flow; I just hope you’re still willing to slice through it some of the time.
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Non sequiturs are the name of this week’s game. Your best strategy for moving forward, avoiding conflict, or triumphing in a fight of any kind, is simply to keep people guessing. That means stretching your creativity to its limits and surprising even yourself. When was the last time you did that, Aries? I want you to shock yourself to the roots of your hair with what you’re capable of. If you can do that, you’ll not only be living a very exciting and interesting life indeed, anyone who might get in your way will be so off-balance you could knock them over with a feather, or a word.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) When you can’t win, laugh. I can understand why you’re letting yourself get angry, frustrated or upset, but I wish you wouldn’t. There’s simply nothing you can change about the situation—except your reaction to it. Since whatever’s bugging you is likely to continue, you have two choices: continue to allow it to screw with your wellbeing, or get over it. At the very least get to a place where it’ll roll off your back; if you can manage to find some way to genuinely laugh at the thing, we’ll all be much, much happier.
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It’s the worst feeling for a writer: I have absolutely no idea what to write. And no idea where to begin. My fingers won’t budge; they refuse to find their appropriate positions on the keyboard. My eyeballs stare without blinking at the empty screen before me. Air somehow moves in and out of my lungs although I am not breathing. Every once in a while, I furrow my brow or cock my head to one side, but nothing happens. My mind is a complete and utter blank. They call it writer’s block, and apparently it’s pretty common. There are tricks to disabling it, of course. Like, working on other projects, or going somewhere new, or pretending you’re someone else. You can talk your story to the stuffed blowfish in your office or that poster of Aragorn from Lord of the Rings. You can try freewriting, where you just write absolutely anything without stopping for a set amount of time. And there’s going for a walk, taking a shower, stretching, drinking water, listening to music, and reading passages from works you admire. Yes, those are all fine tools for combating writerly uninspiration. But they’re just not working for me right now. And it’s because I have yet to find out how to kill that voice in my head—not the playful keiki voice that tells me to scrape the frosting off a glazed doughnut and smear it on my lips, although it very well might be the same one. Not the happy-go-lucky barfly voice that says, “Hey, it’s free—it doesn’t count!” Not even the existential goth-girl voice urging me to turn off the lights and contemplate Kafka, naked. The voice I am battling now, while writing this column, is the one that is saying, “No, that’s not good enough—nobody wants to hear about your week running around the island with your old topless skateboarding buddy Sasha, who’s visiting from San Francisco. Nobody wants to hear about how you’ve been spending all that time back at the revised Sugar Shack, with Kim and Sonja and their respective dudes. Certainly, nobody needs to hear about all the Westside drama, gossip, drinking, partying and debauchery—I mean, they’ve heard it all before.” So now what? This issue is our Maui Film Festival at Wailea guide. Perhaps I should tell you about my past experiences with the event, all the celebrity-filled galas and private after-parties, and the embarrassing and titillating tidbits about the people who pay big bucks to drink too much at them. Or I could launch into a dissertation of all the films I’ve seen recently and how relevant they are to our current sociopolitical climate… “Uh, you’ve done the nostalgic thing to death,” the voice says. “Gossiping is beneath you. And nobody really gives a shit about your grand opinions of Stranger than Fiction and Charlotte’s Web.” Okay. Well… some people have been asking lately about my possible plans to move off-island. Maybe I can talk about where I’m thinking about going and when, and what I’m doing with my career and stuff. “Don’t you think you’d be killing the suspense? I mean, why lay it all out there now? Plus, there are those stalkers you have to worry about.” Right. Um… I could talk about my relationship and love, what I’m learning about it, and all the joys and tragedies going on there. “Too depressing! Too real! People don’t wanna hear about that. Why don’t you go take a walk, have a drink, smear some doughnut frosting on your lips and come back to us when you have something.” Samantha Campos has a PhD in forensic neurosocietal melanchology.
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