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A severed cow’s head sets off debate in Editor’s Inbox. Eh Brah! has a strange complaint involving an old guy selling Segways. Mockingbirds nurse a grudge in News of the Weird. Rob Report previews some eco-centric flicks coming to the Maui Film Festival. A streak is broken in LC Watch. Coconut Wireless examines Lingle’s work furloughs and the possibility of a Maui Target store.
10 FEATURE STORY THIS WEEK’S QUESTION If you were a natural disaster, what kind would you be? Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com Dust devil Calendar Editor/Staff Writer: Kate Bradshaw (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com Hurricane Kate Proofreader: Dina Wilson
A proposed solar telescope on the slopes of Haleakala has environmental and Native Hawaiian advocates seeing spots.
13 ONO KINE GRINDS The eats are good at the Hyatt’s Son’z restaurant, and so, surprisingly, are the deals.
15 Take 5
Contributors: Jessica Armstrong, Caeriel Crestin, Lloyd Dangle, Beau Ewan, Doug Levin, Jared Libby, Greg Mebel, Rob Parsons, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II
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Photographer: Sean Michael Hower Acid rain
Kate grooves with Rock Fever Remedy and likes them despite their Sublime influence.
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18 FILM Barry Wurst II says the The Taking of Pelham 123 is a remake that should never have been made.
19 Movie Listings
20 DA KINE CALENDAR Kate previews the week’s top events, including a film screening about a hippie commune and and an overnight music festival.
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EDITOR’SINBOX MEAT OF THE MATTER Rob, your latest column was a beauty [Rob Report, June 4]. I have been a vegetarian for almost 40 years and have tried to avoid preaching or sounding high and mighty about it. My daughter, also a vegetarian, bought a T-shirt that said, “Everyone hates a Vegetarian.” Just by being we induce guilt. But I too am starting to think it may be time to get a little noisy about it. The day is coming when it won’t be possible to call oneself an environmentalist and still eat meat. And living here makes eating fish seem like cannibalism—my brothers and sisters! Anyway, your article spoke so beautifully and compassionately for all species. It was in-your-face, while having understanding. I want to thank you for putting yourself out there on a testy issue that needs a conscious voice.
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The photo of the mutilated cow is a bit overboard. The facts alone are enough.
$700 not including air fare, room and car. Electric Eel, you guys rock. It’s hard to find a company, especially now, that is willing to help people in this manner and not charge an arm and a leg. Keep up the good work! Zboy808, posted at mauitime.com
BUTT SERIOUSLY Re last week’s Coconut Wireless about cigarette butts on the beach: Funny that the people who throw their butts around carelessly are often the ones that complain about their rights being taken away by Hawaii smoking laws. Not Blowing Smoke, posted at mauitime.com
HIGH ON HIGHLY Re the Music Scene piece about Highly Unlikely [“Unlikely heroes,” June 4]: Maui doesn’t deserve these kinds of good rock acts. This place doesn’t even have a rock station anymore—what a joke. Good luck guys! Sour Power, posted at mauitime.com
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PICTURE PERFECT I love the picture. It’s fine by me. I love meat and I eat it every day. I have hunted and killed and consumed meat. The head has to come off, and how that happens is not for the meek. The article is obviously slanted just like the rest of MTW. I would expect nothing less from a vegetarian mag and a vegetarian who wrote the article. I’m not bothered by vegans or vegetarians—they have made a choice that works for them. Maybe you can do an article on a local business like Maui Cattle Co. now, for us meat-eaters.
Nope, this is exactly the rubbish rock that Maui deserves. Clearly there isn’t anyone here able to discern quality. I’d rather save all the money I would have spent attending any of the 808’s “rock” shows and spend it on a trip to South by Southwest instead to hear some real music. Glower Power, posted at mauitime.com
Jimmy Dean, posted at mauitime.com Ed. Note: For a story about local ranching and Maui Cattle Co., check out a May 2008 Rob Report titled “Ulapalakua: Ranching in the 21st century.” Search the archives at mauitime.com.
THE EEL DEAL Re the story about Electric Eel offering free laser tattoo removal [“Disappearing ink,” June 4]: I’ve got a friend who had a 1-inch M&M removed in Honolulu and it cost her
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This one goes out to the apparent Maui resident who called my tenant house about putting up “this kid” he was bringing from the Mainland to do some “marketing work” for him. Not only did “this kid” not have the ability to type in a Web site address five times even though I walked him through it letter by letter on the phone, but then the “kid” proceeded to call my voicemail 15 times in 5 days—no joke. Shame on you Mr. Maui Resident for bringing people to the island to work for you when there are people here already that need work. Oh and by the way, this “kid” was by his own words “a young 50.” And the product that he was gonna be marketing? Segways. Like everyone on this island has a discretionary five grand laying around. Shame on you.
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Over a 10-week period this summer, nearly 200 young Saudi women are auditioning for a beauty pageant, but one called “Miss Beautiful Morals,” in which physical attractiveness is irrelevant, replaced by judging of the ladies’ observance of traditional Saudi values, especially the honoring of their mothers. Saudi Arabia does have pageants devoted to physical beauty, as reported previously in News of the Weird, but those are contests for camels and goats, based on such criteria as (according to one camel breeder) “big eyes, long lashes and a long neck.”
MORE TO LOVE According to a March dispatch in London’s Observer, activists in Mauritania have protested the new military government’s support for an African tribal tradition of forcibly fattening up adolescent girls to make them appear “healthier” for early marriage. In the custom of “leblouh,” the size of the female indicates “the size of her place in her man’s heart.”
CASHING OUT As Denver’s newsweekly Westword asked in a May 2009 story, “Where would you take a $100,000 check that is also a suicide note, to the cops or to the bank?” In July 2008, John Francis Beech, a retired executive in Denver, sent a check for $100,000 to a local charity, postdated to August 1, accompanied by a sealed envelope reading “wait until you hear from coroner” and “everything is OK.” The charity’s director, Annie Green, opened the envelope anyway on July 21, to find Beech’s Last Will and Testament, leaving his entire estate to Green’s organization for children with developmental disabilities. Green’s choice: Put everything into the school’s safe and await August 1 (but she claimed to have left two voice-mail messages for Beech). On
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July 29, based on longstanding plans, Beech committed suicide.
BAD DEFENSE Defense attorney John Garcia convinced a jury in Merced, Calif., in May that his client was not guilty of the “forcible rape with great bodily injury” of an 18-year-old woman in 2004, despite the fact that only his client’s DNA-identified semen was present, mixed with the victim’s blood, on the shorts she wore at the crime scene. Client Daniel Saldana’s story was that he had previously had sex with his own girlfriend in the house where the rape occurred and that the girlfriend might have left her shorts on the floor and that the rape victim might have mistakenly put them on after the “other” man raped her.
WORSE DEFENSE Timothy Williams’ lawyer had a good defense worked out in Williams’ May murder trial in Pittsburgh: When Williams fatally shot the “other” man in the love triangle with Williams’ girlfriend, it was a “crime of passion,” said the lawyer, befitting manslaughter rather than first-degree murder. But Williams insisted on taking the stand, and by the time he was done, he had openly bragged that he was a “swinger” with many girlfriends, that this particular woman meant “nothing” to him, and that, though he killed the man, police had somehow “sabotaged” the surveillance video of the shooting. Verdict: first-degree murder.
FAMILY ISSUES (1) Charles Williams, 37, and his wife, Gretchen, 33, were arrested in Greenville, S.C., after a domestic dispute, culminating in a gunfight in which they shot each other. (2) Two fathers (Enrique Gonzalez, 26, in Fresno, Calif., in April and Eugene Ashley, 24, in Floyd County, Ga., in May) were charged with forcibly tattooing their young sons. Gonzalez allegedly held down his 7-year-old while a tattooist inked a gang symbol, and Ashley allegedly inked “DB” (for “Daddy’s Boy”) personally on his 3-year-old’s shoulder. MTW
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Green screenings
Breaking the streak
An eco-centric sneak preview of the Maui Film Festival aui Film Festival maven Barry Rivers says he feels a bit like Shrek—a crazy movie monster who’s green enough to be an environmentalist. Rivers is upbeat as the 10th annual Maui Film Festival at Wailea draws near. In a year that could be the most difficult to date for the ambitious cinematic undertaking, he took the opportunity to go with what works. “Every year has been challenging in its own way,” says the ever-animated Rivers. “It turns out that without some of the big sponsorship we’ve had in the past, we’re now more independent than ever. We did more digging. And I think we came up with our sharpest program ever.”
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distributed and eventually discarded. (You can find the festival e-book at mauifilmfestival.com/program.) For those who have less green in their pockets, Rivers is determined to make the events easy and affordable. The Celestial Cinema venue, with blankets and folding chairs under the stars on the Wailea golf course lawn, is the “crown jewel” of the festival. This year’s Celestial Cinema has four triple-features and a double feature with HAPA also providing entertainment—each for $20. Now, for everyone who ever wrote a high school book report after only reading the Cliff’s Notes, here are this year’s ecofilms that caught my eye (after reading reviews and watching trailers):
“There’s nothing magical about change,” the film proclaims. “It’s about getting up off your ass.” “Every year we sort of ‘genre-size’ the program, if that’s a word,” Rivers says. “We do music, comedy, romantic and have some really great films that address the needs of the planet and humankind. Hopefully, we can enlighten a few people along the way.” But what’s missing is drama. “This year,” Rivers smiles, “our overall theme is really from the heart. It’s like ‘Life….No Drama.’” Presumably, that means little of the gratuitous violence and special effects that can be found in the current Hollywood offerings at Maui multiplexes—Drag Me to Hell, Terminator Salvation, Angels and Demons, Monsters vs. Aliens. Sounds like a lot of archetypal good vs. evil plots, assuming there are indeed plots to be found. ivers is as passionate about bringing people together as he is about movies. “We all succeed or fail together as a community,” he says. Thus, he’s taken some bold steps to “green” the festival this year. He is offsetting the event’s power usage, thanks to a partnership with Rising Sun Solar. And, for the first time, he has gone to an e-book format for the festival program, saving 10,000 booklets from being printed,
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One Peace at a Time Writer/director Turk Pipkin is remembered for Nobelity, his uplifting documentary featuring interviews of Nobel Prize winners. His latest effort examines some of the world’s toughest humanitarian issues, such as cluster bombs that are manufactured, exported and used by the United States. From the orphanages of India to digging a well in Ethiopia, from fighting poverty in Bangladesh to passing out condoms in Thailand to battle HIV/AIDS and soaring birth rates, the film is a sobering
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dose of reality that’s refreshingly focused on solutions. Maui’s beloved Willie Nelson makes a cameo in this world premiere showing. “There’s nothing magical about change,” the film proclaims. “It’s about getting up off your ass.”
Blue Gold: World Water Wars Lester Brown, founder of Worldwatch Institute and Earth Policy Institute, has long warned that access to clean, fresh water is the planet’s most vital environmental issue. The producers of The Corporation bring compelling awareness to the issues surrounding dwindling potable water sources, privatization, desertification and even the proliferation of plastic bottles. International corporations, including Coca-Cola, Bechtel, Nestle and Perrier are seizing control of water resources on several continents, primarily for their own profit. Clouds are being stolen in China. The Bush family is buying river land in Paraguay. Blue Gold also offers some solutions to the crisis of the expanding “water cartel,” and shares some success stories. Bolivian peasants, fired upon by their own army for gathering rainwater, were able to drive Bechtel out. The issues should have special relevance here on Maui, where corporate plantation agriculture maintains control over public trust water resources. On the heels of Maui Tomorrow’s recent free screening of The Waterfront on Earth Day, Blue Gold is likely to educate and motivate. “The political will to change [this unjust system] is not going to come from the top,” says one of the movie’s interviewees. “It’s going to come from the bottom up.”
One hundred eighty-two days. Four thousand, three hundred, sixty-eight hours. Two hundred sixty-two thousand, eighty minutes. Fifteen million, seven hundred twenty-four thousand, eight hundred seconds. That’s how much time elapsed between the December 4, 2008 meeting of the LC’s Adjudication Board and the most recent meeting, held June 4. Why are we telling you this? Well, at the December ’08 meeting, the final get-together of the year, two establishments— Lahaina Store Grille and Zack’s Deli in Kihei—came before the board on charges of selling to already intoxicated individuals. The cases themselves weren’t particularly noteworthy, except in hindsight. Because for the next six months, the Adjudication Board wouldn’t consider another case involving anything other than a minor decoy sting operation. None. Zero. Zilch. (As a harbinger of this trend, the December 4 meeting also had three minor decoy busts on the docket, including one at Zack’s Deli.) That means without the minor decoy program, the Maui County Department of Liquor Control’s punitive arm would have been idle from Christmas to Memorial Day and beyond. That’s a long vacation.
Cash Crop In Maui’s not-so-distant past, marijuana rivaled or surpassed sugar cane as Maui’s number one cash crop, and contributed a significant boost to the local economy. see SCREENINGS, page 8
Fittingly, the case that finally broke this DiMaggio-esque streak was not typical. Many board members seemed surprised by it, and some were a tad perturbed. It required several points of clarification from Director Frank Silva, while Chairman Donald Fujii called it “unusual.” Tune in next week for details.
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SCREENINGS, con’t from page 7 This was before federally funded helicopter eradication funds became available for Project Greenharvest, during the George H.W. Bush, “Just Say No” era. “Cash Crop” examines regions where marijuana is grown in abundance, legally and illegally, as part of an estimated $35 billion dollar business. It focuses especially on Northern California, where the lumber industry is facing diminishing returns and residents say that medical marijuana laws have made it possible for local economies to survive. While many are calling for a new, “green” economy, some may get squeamish when the thought of growing marijuana is included in the discussion. But one Mendecino County sheriff is tired of spending so much time enforcing existing laws. “Let’s move on,” he says. “The fact of the matter is, Americans like their marijuana.”
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Houston, We Have a Problem We’ve all seen movies (think Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth) that bombard us with the severity of big problems but don’t offer enough tangible solutions. Houston, We Have a Problem seeks not just to demonize our dependence on oil, but to humanize the issue as well. It examines past political decisions that have ultimately made us more petroleumdependent. “We need to tear the oil industry out of yesterday,” says the Sierra Club’s Carl Pope, “and get them thinking about tomorrow.” The film explores a potpourri of energy alternatives. While acknowledging that no single technology will replace cheap oil, it makes the case that a variety of different solutions could serve as “a box of silver bullets.” (No, I don’t think they mean a case of Coors, though the problem is daunting enough to drive one to drink.)
The Cove Led by a dolphin-training authority who worked on the television program Flipper back in the 1960s, a covert group of activists, divers and filmmakers travels to a hidden cove in Japan. There, with action/adventure-paced excitement, a deadly secret is uncovered. And that’s merely the tip of the iceberg. Tabbed an “eco-thriller” by Huffington Post, The Cove was also an Audience Award-winner at the Sundance Film Festival. Producer/director and part-time Maui resident Richard Donner (Superman, Lethal Weapon, et al) says the film “is a call to action that has the power to save dolphins, oceans and ourselves.” Meanwhile, The Dolphin Project is an 8-minute short that examines these highly social and intelligent creatures. It screens as one of six films in the Explore Shorts Showcase, which also includes Rwanda Gorilla Special, and Artic: Change at the Top of the World.
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And the film zooms in on people who are passionate about dirt, people who have founded entire movements: physicist Vandana Shiva; Berkeley’s Alice Waters of the edible schoolyard movement; Kenyan Wangari Maathai of the green belt movement; Andy Lipkis, founder of Tree People; and Carlo Petrini, who founded the slow food movement. Like water, the ubiquitous nature of dirt has led us to take it for granted and to not adequately nurture and protect our soil. “We survive on the fertile power of fresh water and dirt,”
This documentary challenges Americans to look at their largely unconscious consumption of processed foods. Steeped in opinions from medical professionals, it reminds us that we’re much more accustomed to treating disease than promoting health. The film also asks relevant questions (why not have subsidies for fruits and vegetables instead of rewarding those who produce crops that wind up as processed foods?). Like a good bop on the head (“I could have had a V-8!”), Processed People reminds us of things we might have known already, but tend to forget. MTW For more info visit mauifilmfestival.com
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most likely. NOTE: While searching for more info on this issue, I found my way to Hawaii government/media watchdog Doug White’s blog (poinography.com). In an entry posted yesterday, he addressed the Deputy AG’s divergent opinions, and did a good job of concisely elucidating what seems to be a deft bit of political trickery. He also provides a link to a Hawaii House Blog post where you can read both opinions for yourself.
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WEDNESDAY, JUNE 3 Let the legal parsing begin. After ordering work furloughs for all state employees—which will amount to a 14 percent across-the-board pay cut— Gov. Lingle is arguing she had the right to do so under a law concerning emergencies. But, you see, she’s not really calling this an emergency, except in the “informal sense,” according to an AP report. Lingle is quoted as saying she has “implied authority” to order the furloughs without approval from the legislature. As House and Senate leaders and union lawyers come charging, that’s a pretty weak reed.
THURSDAY, JUNE 4 On the same subject: An interesting wrinkle in this unfolding drama is buried near the end of that same AP report: “In February, Deputy Attorney General James Halvorson wrote House Speaker Calvin Say that Lingle has ‘unclear’…authority to furlough workers…But in a second letter to Say last week, Halvorson [wrote] that [f]urloughs ‘are not subject to any type of mandatory negotiation.’” There are three possibilities here: 1) Halvorson genuinely believed both opinions at the time he wrote them and changed his tune because of new, independently obtained information or interpretation; 2) Halvorson genuinely believed the first opinion but was influenced by, ahem, someone when he issued the second opinion; or 3) both opinions were written with an ulterior motive to serve, cough, a specific interest. I’ll leave it to the discerning reader to choose which scenario they think is
We didn’t endorse Mike Molina or Mike Victorino in the last election and have taken swings at both, but that doesn’t mean we can’t give credit where it’s due: kudos to the councilmen for introducing bills that, if passed, would ban plastic bags and Styrofoam takeout containers in Maui County beginning in 2011. The arguments against the bills will be eyerollingly familiar to anyone who’s followed similar efforts elsewhere. They mostly center on the notion that it’s an undue financial burden on restaurants. In anticipation of that objection, Victorino’s bill—the Styrofoam ban—offers an exemption to companies that can’t afford to make the switch (and can prove it). Really though, this is about more than money. Our landfill is close to overflowing—officials estimate it’ll be stuffed to capacity in less than two decades if we keep throwing things away at the current rate. Maui stands at a crossroads: we can be a microcosm of sustainability and innovation, or we can be the canary in the coalmine.
SATURDAY, JUNE 6 In honor of the soldiers who bled and died on that beachhead in France 65 years ago: “It is my earnest hope—indeed the hope of all mankind—that from this solemn occasion a better world shall emerge out of the blood and carnage of the past…a world dedicated to the dignity of man and the fulfillment of his most cherished wish for freedom, tolerance and justice.” - Gen. Douglas MacArthur
SUNDAY, JUNE 7 Whether the arrival of a Target store on Maui would be an economic boon or another nail in the coffin depends on your vision of the island’s future. With people out of work and the economy on life support, the issue gets even more muddled. “Muddled” is exactly the word to describe the big box ban that’s still under consideration by the county council some two years after it was introduced. The bill was recently kicked back to the Planning Committee, which just four months ago unanimously voted to send it to the council. (Dizzy yet?) WalMart, Costco and other retail behemoths are of course fighting the bill—which would put a cap on the square-footage of new stores built in the county—and two dozen people who may or may not have been
Want one of these, Maui? influenced by those companies voiced opposition at a recent council meeting, which also featured an appearance by a Target representative. This is something that warrants further coverage and examination as it develops, but for now visit sprawl-busters.com for a crash course on the anti-superstore argument. Oh, and remember how I praised Councilmen Victorino and Molina up there? Well, both look to be coming down on the big box side. In a weird way, it’s almost comforting.
MONDAY, JUNE 8 For obvious reasons, there’s been a lot of discussion around the office about how (and how much) the Internet is changing the newspaper business. The biggest shift, we all agree, is in the way readers consume news, and more specifically how they expect it to be delivered. It’s a conversation that’s happening in newsrooms of all sizes from Maui to Manhattan to Mumbai as print journalism wrestles with a troubling paradox: revenue is declining (recession or no) even as readership is at an all-time high. Anyway, if you care about this stuff at all I’m sure I haven’t told you anything you didn’t already know, and if you don’t care about this stuff, well, what are you doing using a newspaper for something other than a birdcage liner? The reason I mention it is to set up an interesting tidbit from the May/June issue of Columbia Journalism Review, which is an underap-
preciated publication. The issue features a story, titled “Identity Crisis,” about the changes that have taken place at The Wall Street Journal since Rupert Murdoch’s too-evil-sounding-to-be-true News Corp. took over. The story quotes a number of current and former Journal reporters, most of whom understandably chose to remain anonymous, who say the paper has shifted away from long-form investigative pieces that offer context and analysis and placed a stifling emphasis on shorter, more nuts and bolts breaking news. The most interesting quote came from editor Robert Thomson, a Murdoch man, who defends this approach by saying the Internet has instilled in readers “a ruthless functionality.” While I disagree with the conclusion that newspapers should slavishly cater to this tendency by providing only easily digestible bites that deemphasize nuance and shun the slow windup or informative digression—there’s got to be a way to do both—I think Thomson’s three-word description of the average 21st century media consumer is spot-on.
TUESDAY, JUNE 9 Are you still reading this, or did your “ruthless functionality” lead you elsewhere? Jacob Shafer is also available in Twitter form. Visit twitter.com/jacobshafer or text “follow jacobshafer” to 40404.
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t’s been more than 200 years since Haleakala last erupted. Today, its majestic slopes stand as a silent monument to the bursts of molten fire that gave shape to the Valley Isle. Yet while the volcano lies dormant, the controversy swirling around it is anything but. A towering example of Maui’s singular natural beauty, a magnet for tourists and a prime location for scientific study, Haleakala, the “house of the sun,” is also an important part of Native Hawaiian culture, a focal point of worship and reverence. Because of those competing interests, tension is always roiling just beneath the surface. For the past several years that tension has been exacerbated by a large solar telescope that the National Science Foundation (NSF) wants to build near the volcano’s summit. As a decision on the telescope nears, the forces for and against the project are making their final arguments. It’s a battle that involves advocates from the environmental, scientific, business and Native Hawaiian communities. And as with all such fights, it’s more complicated than it appears.
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So far, NSF officials say they’ve spent about $23 million on design and planning. But, they insist, that doesn’t mean the telescope is a foregone conclusion.
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tan Truitt, who identified himself as an amateur astronomer, said he supports the project’s “construction, operation—and eventual removal.” Truitt said one day, the ATST’s technology will be obsolete and that we’ll have learned what we can from it. “[The telescope should] eventually go away, just as all things that man makes eventually go away, including the pyramids,” he said. For now, Truitt said, the ATST would be a significant boon to the island. “This is a good thing for mankind and a good thing for Maui,” he said. “I so often hear
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he proposed 143-foot-tall Advanced Solar Technology Telescope (ATST), which would measure solar magnetic fields with cutting-edge precision, has been in the works for the better part of a decade. It has hit numerous stumbling blocks, and met with opposition from various organizations and agencies including, at one point, the Haleakala National Park Service. With the release of a new draft Environmental Impact Statement (EIS), the project is entering what looks to be the home stretch. Written public comments are being accepted through June 22, and a decision by NSF Director Arden Bement is expected by year’s end. So far, NSF officials say they’ve spent about $23 million on design and planning. But, they insist, that doesn’t mean the telescope is a foregone conclusion. “If constructed, this would be the world’s flagship [solar observation] facility,” said program manager Craig Foltz at a recent meeting at the Cameron Center, one of the final opportunities for citizens to speak publicly on the matter. However, Foltz quickly added, nothing has been decided yet. Flotz also emphasized that NSF, which is a taxpayer-funded agency, only approves projects after extensive deliberation. “We don’t sit around and say, ‘Hey, wouldn’t it be great for us to build this big telescope and put it on top of Haleakala?’ That’s not the way it works,” he said. “We are a reactive agency that responds to the members of the scientific community.” The assurances of Foltz and the handful of other government representatives in attendance did little to assuage the anger or allay the concerns of the anti-ATST
contingency. Of the 14 people who spoke or had statements read at the Cameron Center meeting, eight expressed opposition to the telescope and five voiced support. Of those who opposed the project, all but one did so based largely on cultural concerns. Although, as one speaker put it, those concerns are also environmental because the land, the ‘aina, is held as sacred. One refrain that was voiced repeatedly at the meeting, and that has been part of this debate from the beginning, is the idea, supported by evidence, that ancient Hawaiians were early astronomers who used the stars for navigation and to understand the world around them. A woman who said she was speaking “for those who have passed” didn’t dispute that notion, but said her ancestors “knew when to stop looking up at the sky that was falling and do something about it.” “I’m not against science. Like my kupuna I believe that science is a valuable and important part of our existence,” said Native Hawaiian advocate Foster Ampong, who, like several others, used up his three minutes of allotted time and waited for a second turn to speak. However, Ampong added, the ATST project is “not sustainable.”
colleagues and neighbors talking about their students, the best and brightest students, that [get] an education elsewhere and then cannot come back to Maui to [share] their knowledge.” Also on hand were representatives from the construction and hotel industries, who touted the economic benefits of the project. “This won’t put everyone back to work, but it’ll help,” said Ivan Lay of the Maui Carpenters Union. Ampong compared those arguments to “what the plantations have told the people for the past hundred years.” Clare Apana added that the presence of the union and hotel workers showed that the project “can’t stand on its own merit.” Many speakers used the ATST as a jumping off point to address larger, more deep-seated grievances. Topics raised included ceded Native Hawaiian lands, the viability of tourism and the U.S. Constitution. At one point, someone seated in the back row muttered, “What does any of this have to do with a telescope?” A 15-year-old student from Kamehameha Schools who said he was “speaking on behalf of future generations” questioned whether the telescope would have any lasting benefit for Hawaiians. “We can look at the sun all we want,” he said, “but what happens when the earth we stand on crumbles away?” Not everyone who spoke against the project focused solely on cultural concerns. Richard Lucas of Haiku lambasted the “lack of transparency” in the draft EIS, which he said omits information about alternative sites such as Big Bear Lake in California. He said the money already spent on development, as well as the $146 million in federal stimulus funds earmarked for the project, is putting pressure on officials to move it forward. Lucas said Haleakala is “in the process of healing itself” and compared building the ATST on the mountain’s slopes to “tearing off a scab.”
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hat’s interesting about this debate is that both sides come in with lofty ideals. For Native Hawaiians and
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At one point, someone seated in the back row muttered, “What does any of this have to do with a telescope?”
Photos: (above) a designer’s rendering of the telescope and surrounding support structures; (left) the ATST and its various components; national science officials say it would be the world’s “flagship” solar observatory.
those sympathetic to their cause, it’s about honoring tradition, upholding a sacred kuliana and preserving what’s left of an island that has endured dramatic, perhaps irreversible, change. For those who support the telescope, it’s about studying the sun—that massive, burning ball of gas at the center of our solar system—and unlocking mysteries related to global communications, weather patterns and the future of life on Earth. What this clash of deeply held values means is that compromise may not be possible. If Haleakala is your church, no further construction, no matter how unobtrusive or conscientious, is acceptable. (As several speakers put it “you can’t mitigate spirituality.”) At the same time, though NSF officials and the scientific community have made conciliatory overtures, in the end they chose this site with full awareness of its importance to Native Hawaiians. Of course, whether or not the ASTST is constructed, this fight won’t end; there will be other battlegrounds, other projects. The tug-of-war between preservation and progress will go on. And the fragile, uncertain future of Maui—and all of Hawaii—will hang, as ever, in the balance. MTW
Enclosure – Four levels, 94 ft. 4 in. in diameter, 142 ft. 10 in. in height at the top of the dome The Advanced Technology Solar Telescope (ATST) is designed to monitor solar activity and magnetic fields. If approved, construction would begin in 2010, with initial telescope operations commencing in 2015. Here’s an overview of the project:
Support & operations building – 13,000 square feet, four levels, 79 ft. 3 in. in height
Utility building – 2,560 square feet, one level, 18 ft. in height Telescope pier – 69 ft. 4 in. in diameter, 67 ft. high with 20 in. Source: ATST fact sheet
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on the draft Environmental Impact Statement are being accepted through June 22...
For more information, visit atst.nso.edu (copies of the draft EIS are also available at public libraries islandwide). Program manager and National Science Foundation representative Craig Foltz can be reached at (703) 292-4909 or cfoltz@nsf.gov.
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Affordability is always an issue at places like this, but the folks at Son’z have just unveiled a killer sunset dining deal: a three-course meal, including Cesar salad, choice of ono, island catch or Pappardelle Veneziana and homemade raspberry pie—for $19.95. Not bad. Born in the Philippines and raised in the Hawaiian Isles, Executive Chef Geno Sarmiento has creative license for the menu at Son’z, which belongs to the same restaurant family Sarento’s and Nick’s Fishmarket. The result is colorful and intoxicatingly tasty fare. Case in point: when the staunchest of carnivores raves about a place’s gazpacho, you know you’re onto something. The chilled, herbed Olowalu tomato, roasted red bell and apple soup is served with mango relish and topped with cucumber sorbet. If that wasn’t a perfect starter for a warm evening, the bubbly that wine and beverages director Ara Gurunian recommends with it, Charles De Fere Jean-Louis, brings it over the top. I must note the wine list (which is more of an arsenal). Gurunian says theirs is one of the biggest wine cellars in the state. They’ve received the Wine Spectator Award of Excellence every year since the restaurant’s 2005 inception. When pairing wines with a multiplecourse meal, Gurunian does the unthinkable: he goes out of order, jumping from chardonnay to merlot to Riesling without batting an eye if it suits a dish. Life is too short, he says, to follow the rules. He pours Cono Sur, a Chilean pinot noir, with the vegan phyllo purse, phyllo dough wrapped around roasted vegetables. (Gurunian and Sarmiento emphasize that although you won’t see any vegan items on the menu, they’re happy to prepare vegetarian or vegan dishes if asked.)
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It’s topped with garlic and pine nut-tinged Romesco sauce and teeming with a rich, smoky flavor. As for my carnivore counterparts, a piece of tiger-eye sushi (with yellowfin tuna, asparagus and light tempura) sits on one side of the plate, joined on the other by sweet tiger shrimp on olive bread topped with creamy tomato sauce. The salads on the menu are beyond what one usually expects, with components like roasted caper vinaigrette, hearts of palm, Asian pear and Kula corn. “Our main focus is using local ingredients,” Sarmiento says. Main course options include Hawaiian opakapaka picatta with sweet potato hash, caperberries and “overnight” tomato puree (which, as the name suggests, roasts overnight), and the grilled rack of lamb with kabocha gnocchi, blanched garlic puree, baby artichokes and mint pesto.
For vegans, there’s steamed tofu topped with pineapple ginger sauce served room temp over soba noodles, finished off with sizzling Szechwan oil (a dish that Gurunian says “screams for Risling”). Another option is the hearty grilled mushroom plate: portabella, shimeji, oyster and alii mushrooms, all grown on the Big Island’s Hamakua Coast, served over truffled mashed potatoes. Those who prefer liquid dessert should note the drink list. While he says most people order mai-tais, bartender Eric Thomas shakes up a mean mango martini. Or try the key-lime martini, with its graham cracker crumb-lined rim. A few of these delightful concoctions are an excellent way to wind down the evening in style, as the waterfall babbles in the background of this sparkling—and very hidden—gem. MTW
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DOWN TO EARTH NATURAL FOODS I once attended a cooking class at Down to Earth, where I learned how to make a meatless meatloaf and dairy-free pudding, among other things. During the class, I had the most delicious epiphany: I could make mock chicken in the comfort of my home. For years, I’d salivated over the delicious fake fowl in the Down to Earth deli, but now, I thought, I could bid the health food store a fond farewell. Of course, a few days later I was back in the deli grabbing my fix of mock chicken. It turns out I’m not as at home in the kitchen as I thought. (In addition to mock chicken, Down to Earth’s deli serves vegetarian dishes like lasagna, enchiladas and a mean apple crisp.) 305 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2661.
A few days later I was back in the deli grabbing my fix of mock chicken. It turns out I’m not as at home in the kitchen as I thought.
JAMBA JUICE Here’s the thing about Jamba Juice: the smoothies are meal replacements, not drinks. I don’t get it when people order something at Jamba Juice as a beverage to go along with the food they’re already eating; it’s like super-sizing your McDonald’s meal then adding a diet soda. Even when consumed alone, some of the more tasty Jamba Juice options are probably impractical for weight loss. Oh well—they do offer “lite” alternatives that are actually pretty good. Islandwide. MTW
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Fever pitch Charismatic reggae-rockers owe their success to Craigslist f I could jam out with any drummer on the tune “When the Levee Breaks” I would have to choose James Bowersox. The guy can pull off some of the most wildly complex yet highly calculated
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Not surprisingly, his resume contains some of Maui’s more innovative acts: The Eazy, Byron Brown and the Derelicts, Guerrilla Jazz. His latest project, a reggae-rock trio dubbed Rock Fever Remedy, is taking Maui venues by storm despite having formed barely four months ago. With regular gigs at Moose’s Lahaina, a few upcoming Oahu shows and a slot in this weekend’s Sheepdawg Festival, RFR seems to know how to get the word out. “This guy lights a fire under our asses,” says guitarist and vocalist Noah Broe of Bowersox, who writes a sizable chunk of the band’s material (the tunes posted on RFR’s MySpace page are his compositions). Broe is a recent transplant from the northern reaches of the Tampa Bay Area, which has a relative wealth of venues for singer/songwriters. I lived there at one point; we apparently both frequented spots like the Blueberry Patch,
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Skipper’s Smokehouse and Dunedin Brewery, but our paths never really crossed. We get a tad nostalgic going down the list of people and locales that made the place so damned—contrary to popular belief—cool. Fresh from a stint with the band Harmony Bus, Broe landed on Maui in early February 2009, looking for a little inspiration. I met him at Baldwin Beach. Mojomana’s Melissa M. and I were swapping tunes when he walked up to us, his guitar in tow. Nice kid, I thought. Months go by and he seems to have a good thing going. Bass player (though they do switch it up) Alan Jacob hails from Austin, Texas and came to Maui by way of Lanai. Bowersox’s Derelicts bandmate and a singer/songwriter by trade, his style gels with Broe’s quite well. Both have a heavy Sublime influence. “I was one of those Sublime-changedmy-life kids,” Broe says. Jacob concurs. It is here that I must make a confession: I wouldn’t touch 40 Oz. to Freedom with a ten-foot pole. (A sentiment in which I’m essentially alone; the guys say crowds go nuts whenever they break out a Sublime cover.) Yet while they embrace similar chord progressions and song structures, RFR is not out solely to replicate Sublime. You can sense actual musicianship in each tune’s instrumental tracks. Bowersox’s brutally good drum solos add to the sense that these gentlemen mean business. Broe has a knack for being a vocalist, and constructs melodies that show off his naturally good voice—melodies that in general follow easy, catchy arcs loaded with mainstream appeal. He occasionally lapses into spoken word, and even has a
few tunes whose sole vocal component is essentially a rap. Broe and Jacob are lyrically divergent. Broe tends to focus on politics, consciousness and existential questions (the latter in the same vein as “What I Got”). There is an overwhelming sense of optimism in Broe’s lyrics, which lends itself to an almost, at times, naïve degree of idealism. Jacob says he writes primarily about relationships. (The guy is a heartthrob, but his demeanor is too humble to warrant player status.) How’d the band got together? Craigslist. Upon arrival, Broe posted an ad calling for other musicians with a link to Broe’s solo MySpace music page (myspace.com/noahbroe). Bowersox decided to check it out. “I pressed play and was like, oh, I like this,” he says. The three engaged in an impromptu jam session at a Byron Brown and the Derelicts gig and decided to give it a go. They share a common drive, which their high volume of shows—on- and offisland—makes apparent. At Sheepdawg, they’ll share the stage with the girls from Kit Kat Club cabaret, who’ve choreographed a number to RFR’s “Walking After Midnight” (Patsy Cline)/“Folsom Prison Blues” (The Everlast version). There are few better-fitting venues than a multi-day music festival for a band whose core philosophy can be summed up by the following phrase, which Broe is fond of saying: “Let the music get you rockin’ while you still got your soul.” MTW Kate Bradshaw is also available in Twitter form. Visit twitter.com/katebradshaw or text “follow katebradshaw” to 40404.
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Good remakes [song] “I Heard it Through the Grapevine” The Slits Nothing against Creedence, but this ’70s girl punk group’s cover of the seminal Motown ditty is the most interesting to date. It lends “Grapevine” a degree of sass that transforms it from a song of pining codependence to one of scoffing indifference. On the whole, these broads generated a body of work that broke down barriers of all kinds and never fit squarely into the punk rock genre. Considering the thick irreverence and highly un-self conscious tone The Slits employed, they probably couldn’t have cared less. They were among the first girl bands to intelligently rebel against things like sexism (the name says it all), capitalism (“Shoplifting”) and conformity (“Typical Girls”). But while their music serves as a reminder that being female doesn’t limit our potential or right to fly in the face of convention, even the most macho Joni-phobe can feel comfortable taking these chicks for a spin.
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Bob Odenkirk & David Cross, ‘Mr. Show’ OK, so how do I discuss this without giving too much away? Basically, an ultra-conservative Dixiecrat senator played by Bob Odenkirk wants to cut all art funding, and compares the arts to the cow-milking machine that’s behind the third hole in the barn wall that serves as the original joke’s punchline. In fact, the only art project of which he approves is a musical adaptation of said joke. David Cross plays the traveling salesman. Jack Black is the farmer. Odenkirk is cast as the hated milk machine. The production chronicles the struggles the salesman experiences when tempted to do exactly what the farmer tells him not to do. Only Mr. Show can pull off something of this comic scale. Anyway, check it out on DVD (season one, episode two) and see for yourself. MTW
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Off the rails Heavy-handed remake confuses louder with better hether it’s movies or songs, the way to take something old and make it new is to keep what worked the first time and add personal, relevant touches that both a new audience and the original artists would appreciate. My problem with director Tony Scott’s remake of
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The Taking of Pelham 123
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The Taking of Pelham 123 is that he tries very hard to make the story something it isn’t and almost derails this subway hostage thriller. As in the original, a meek New York City subway control worker (Denzel Washington) has the worst day of his
life when he finds the train of the title seized by a trigger-happy terrorist (John Travolta) who wants his demands met or he and his crew will terminate every passenger aboard. The original film, which starred Walter Matthau and Robert Shaw, was a suspenseful cat and mouse game between criminal and everyman, with a killer final scene. The remake is faithful until the third act, which borrows heavily from Speed and eliminates the tension and claustrophobic setting by constantly cutting outside of the subway to scenes of smashing cars that play like Fast & Furious outtakes. Scott directed Top Gun and True Romance and knows how to make a great action movie, but his style over the past few years has become like Michael Bay on Redbull, with aggressively shaky camera work, strobe light editing, color filters and random blasts of the soundtrack that scream, “in your face, moviegoer!” You won’t be bored, but his overdone approach is distracting and irritating. The performances are what keep the movie together, starting with
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Only Denzel could climb out of this hole. Washington’s masterful underplaying, countered perfectly by Travolta’s livewire, flamboyant performance. Their give-andtake scenes are so riveting, you may forget that their characters are almost never in the same place together and are talking to one another through speakerphones. Washington can play cool and driven, but it’s enjoyable to watch him play someone so vulnerable, while Travolta is, again, a terrific villain. James Gandolfini gives an enjoyable performance as the flustered but camera-ready Mayor, but John Turturro, playing a compassionate, nononsense cop, almost steals the movie; he
and Washington are frequent collaborators in Spike Lee films and all of the Denzel/Turturro scenes really crackle. The screenplay succeeds when it sticks to the basics but stumbles when the action moves out of the initial setting, piles on needless, silly uses of profanity and dumbeddown storytelling (just in case you missed it, someone actually asks what Pelham 123 is). Scott’s determination to make every audience member cross-eyed and deaf eclipses how good he is with actors. Stick with the milder but far better original. It may lack Denzel and Travolta, but you won’t be reaching for the Advil when it’s over. MTW
MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival Candlelight Cinema DEPARTURES - Unrated - Art, Foreign This Japanese film follows a young cellist whose orchestra is dissolved. Jobless, he spots an opening at a place called Departures, which turns out not to be a travel industr y like he first thought. 130 min.
New This Week IMAGINE THAT - PG - Family - Eddie Murphy portrays a financial executive who turns to his daughter’s dream world of magic as his career takes a nose dive. 97 min.
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Julia Butterfly Hill, among others, in an attempt to capture this elusive yet world-changing spirit. 90 min. GHOSTS OF GIRLFRIENDS PAST - PG13 Comedy - Matthew McConaughey plays a douchebag who womanizes copiously, and tries to get his engaged brother to do the same. In a dream he gets visited by the ghosts of past girlfriends who show him the douchebaggery of his ways. 100 min. THE HANGOVER - R - Comedy - A bunch of dudes go to Vegas for a bachelor party and end up having to piece together what happened after they booze copiously. They’re already making a sequel to it. I’m not joking. 100 min. LAND OF THE LOST - PG13 - Comedy - Will Ferrell plays a scientist who gets sucked into a vortex that spits him out in a land ruled by dinosaurs. Unfortunately it’s the Jurassic (judging by the T-rex) and not the Cretacious, when dinosaurs where smaller. 93 min.
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TAKING OF PELHAM 123 - R - Thriller - A remake of a 1974 film involving a group of terrorists who take over a subway train. Passengers get taken hostage and are likely subjected to suspense-filled situations. 106 min.
Now Showing ANGELS AND DEMONS - PG13 Thriller - Based on the smash hit Dan Brown airplane page-turner of the same name, this flick follows a similar arc as that of Brown’s ‘Da Vinci Code’ in that it involves uncovering some trippy cryptoconspiracy type stuff involving the Vatican. I’m guessing this, much like the novel, will be more widely consumed aboard aircraft than anyplace else. 138 min. DANCE FLICK - PG13 - Art, Foreign - One of those Wayans Brothers “movie” attempts, and presumably an instant classic. It involves an interracial boy-girl dance duo. High on the lobotomized farm animal mustsee list. 83 min. DRAG ME TO HELL - R - Horror - When a young, pretty, blonde loan officer evicts an old woman from her home, said loan officer becomes cursed, which turns out to be loads of fun. 99 min. FIERCE LIGHT: WHEN SPIRIT MEETS ACTION - Unrated - Documentary Martin Luther King called it “love in action.” Gandhi called it “soul force.” This flick features appearances by Thich Naht Hanh and
MY LIFE IN RUINS - PG13 - Comedy - The ‘Big Fat Greek’ franchise’s latest installment, this flick chronicles a woman who is trying to recapture her mojo by becoming a tour guide. We’re an American band. Woo. 96 min. NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM II - PG - Comedy - A Ben Stiller-induced security guard finds himself in yet another museum wherein a pharaoh’s curse makes stuff come to life at night. This time it’s the Smithsonian. It’s got Steve Coogan and Christopher Guest, among others, which is what confuses me. 105 min. STAR TREK - PG13 - Sci-Fi - This babe-fest is a prequel to the series of events we all know and love from the original flicks, with a few time-traveling mind humps thrown in for good measure. Plus: Simon Pegg (of ‘Shaun of the Dead’ fame) plays Scotty. Oh, I would so go full nerd for Simon Pegg. 126 min. TERMINATOR: SALVATION - R - Action - Hey, you know what cash cow action franchise hasn’t been revisited on the big screen in a while? Only this time it’s 2018. John Conner is all grown up and presumably dreamy. Humanity is on the brink of eradication. Conner leads the human resistance when a mysterious and equally dreamy stranger shows up. Do the math. 115 min. UP - PG - Animation - This Pixar flick chronicles the voyage of an old widower who, after tying a balloon or two to his house, is bound for South America, where he has dreamed of visiting all his life. 96 min. VALENTINO: THE LAST EMPEROR - PG13 Documentary - Apparently Valentino is a fashion designer, and this documentary chronicles him and the painfully shallow world within which he has managed to thrive. 96 min. X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE - PG13 Action - This film, which I thought they already made, traces the origins of the dreamiest X-person of all, Wolverine. Hugh Jackman stars. 107 min.
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THE PROPOSAL - PG13 - Romance - This is one of those romantic comedies that periodically gets pushed out. Sandra Bullock is a domineering executive who happens to be Canadian. She marries her assistant in order to stay in the U.S. Laughs presumably ensue (for some). 107 min.
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Thursday, June 11
Saturday & Sunday (June 13 & 14), all day, Camp Keanae
To say King Kamehameha Day is a major Hawaiian holiday is like saying chocolate is a major ice cream flavor—true, but a gross understatement. First observed more than 130 years ago after a decree by the king’s grandson, Kamehameha V, the day has long been a chance to honor a revered monarch, dance, attend parades, eat, drink and, yes, take the day off. Though Maui no longer has any major, centralized celebrations, it’s a fine excuse to get together with family and friends and do whatever it is you love to do, while pausing to remember a highly influential historical figure deemed worthy of the title “Great.” [JS]
Hungry freaks, Daddy Saturday (June 13), 5 & 7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC Hippies. While I believe that we’re all duty bound to pull our own weight, and believe one can both have a job and challenge obsolete and arbitrary social institutions, I give credit to those few hippies who can actually articulate their rationale for “dropping out.” (Especially when so many of them drop back in eventually.) Anyhow, “hippie” is just another marketing tool and has been for decades. Taylor Camp, the film directed by Robert Stone that’s screening at the MACC this weekend, documents a hippie wave that washed through Kauai’s north shore from 1969-’77. It all started when Howard Taylor (brother of Elizabeth) bailed out 13 hippies who had been arrested for vagrancy and let them crash on some of his land in Ha‘ena. Word spread and soon surfers, traumatized Vietnam vets and others made the pilgrimage. The scene became clothing optional and grass-conducive. You can guess what happened next. (Hint: it involved the government and a few torches.) I guess the squares wanted to make an example of those who dared to question the great mistake.
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Speaking of hippies, the same era that spawned them also churned out some of the best music this planet has ever seen (I’m in my 20s and listening to the Velvet Underground on a Zappa Pandora station as I type.) While Woodstock has been co-opted beyond recognition, multi-day music fests are alive and well. This weekend’s Sheep Dawg Festival is a case-in-point. This Ricochet Productions event combines art community-mindedness and a killer musical lineup to make for a most delightful weekend. Slated performers include, among others, The Itals, Lukas Nelson & the Promise of the Real (Nelson is pictured), Ooklah the Moc, the Goddess Alchemy Project, Jamallad & the Global Citizens and P.O.R.T.A.L. Others attractions include a performance by Kit Kat Club, a trippy blacklight show and aerial acrobatics. Free on-site camping with ticket purchase. $250.
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It was one of those rare occasions when I found myself on the West side on a Friday evening (logistics, namely distance, are often prohibitive). I was checking out Kit Kat Club at a Front Street drinkery when I was introduced to a man who was in the process of opening up a new nightclub, and looked quite young to be doing so. The bureaucratic processes he described seemed daunting at best, prohibitive at worst. Months later, here we are, and Timba—the new club—is open. It’s a different type of place, I’m told; more on the dressed-to-the-Ts, martini side than that of slippers and Heinekens (though there is no dress code). Saturday night will serve as Timba’s grand opening celebration, and a most stylin’ occasion it is expected to be. DJ Del Sol will be spinning tunes and Rikah of Capp Records will provide live vocals. A number of local companies will provide door prizes, including UFO Parasail and Makena Surfwear. I noticed a few intriguing concoctions on the drink menu, which is featured on the bar’s Web site (timbamaui.com). Call to RSVP, as attendance is limited. $10.
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Of all the great modern environmental catastrophes, global warming is probably the biggest limelight hog. But there is another, possibly scarier hazard believed to accompany excessive CO2 emissions: ocean acidification. The UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, among other entities, acknowledges this ugly phenomenon. Ocean acidification is believed to occur as a result of the ocean’s absorption of CO2, which lowers the water’s pH (making it more acidic). The pteropod, pictured, is an integral part of the food chain that’s believed to be affected. Acidic water makes it extremely difficult for calcifying organisms—ones that make their shells—to, well, make their shells. Given the importance of coral and other creatures that calcify, a chemically altered marine environment could spell disaster. This is why, if you are remotely concerned, you ought to check out Maui Ocean Center’s screening of Sea Change: Imagine A World Without Fish. It follows retired educator Sven Hussaby to research sites throughout Norway, Alaska and the Pacific Northwest, and incorporates the cultural and economic aspects of this potentially catastrophic phenomenon. Call for show times. It will also screen Tuesday, June 23 as part of MOC’s Sea Talk series.
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Big Shows Kapalua Food & Wine Festival - Thu-Sun, Jun 11-14. Spago, Pineapple Grill, Merriman’s and many other super-fine restaurants will be participating in this three-day hedonism extravaganza. This year’s theme is “Carnival.” Kama Aina rates from $75. Kapalua. 665-9160. Sheepdawg 2009 - Sat & Sun, Jun 13 & 14. This event aims to foster a sense of community among creatives, serving both as a playground and as a bridge between cultures. Slated acts include Albino, Zelly Rock, Itals, Pale Soul, Onry Ozzborne, Brothers Keeper and more. Purchase tickets at www.sheepdawghawaii.com. $250. All day. Camp Keanae. Lukas Nelson & the Promise of the Real Mon, Jun 15. Check out this super-talented blues rock artist, fresh from his spot at Sheepdawg Festival. In celebration of Charley’s 40th anniversary. $15. 10 p.m. Charley’s, Paia. 579-8085.
Pride Week Wet Weekend Kickoff - Fri. Who says there’s no scene here? Start LGBT Pride week off proper with some dancing at Gian Don’s. DJ Astro Raph Spins. 10 p.m. $5. Gian Don’s, Kihei, 874-4041. Pride Weekend Breakfast - Sat. Starting at the crack of dawn, Pride revelers can enjoy great food specials at Cafe ‘A La Plage from 6:30 a.m. Cafe ‘A La Plage, Kihei, 875-7668. Pool Party - Sat. Lounge poolside, check out drag races, bowl coconuts and sip cocktails. Bring a towel, chair and pool toy. 12-5:30 p.m. Aston Maui Lu, Kihei. 879-1261. Joti - Sat. This positive singer-songwriter gives a sunset performance accompanied by world rhythms. 5:30-7 p.m. Maui Sunseeker. 879-1261.
Dance Party - Sat. LGBT Pride continues with more dancing at Gian Don’s. DJ Skinny Guy Spins. 10 p.m. $5. Gian Don’s, Kihei, 874-4041. Recovery - Sun. The fam will recongregate at Little Beach for an all-day session of lounging, swimming and checking out the drum circle. All day. Visit www.both-sides-now.com for more details. Valentino Viewing - Sun. A fitting end to a stellar weekend, the Pride folks will meet at Kukui Mall’s Consolidated Theater to watch this documentary on one of the most important fashion designers of our time. 7:20 p.m. Consolidated Theaters, 1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei. 874-8264.
Stage Auditions: Cabaret - Sat & Sun, Jun 27 & 28. Thespians over 18 are encouraged to bring a resume, headshot and a 2-3 minute vocal selection if interested in portraying a role in this classic musical, a Pro Arts of the Pacific Production. Reservations required. Sat 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Sun 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Kaahumanu Center. 875-4367.
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Sun., 1 & 4:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului. 242-7469. Maui Chamber Installation Luncheon Fri, Jun 26. This annual Chamber of Commerce event will feature a keynote speech/ABBA tribute from none other than the adorable Governor Linda Lingle. $45 members/$75 nonmembers invited by members. 11 a.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea. 871-7711. 808 Unite Concert - Sat, Jun 27. This first annual music festival is going to be gigantic. Features Testifiyah, Maoli, Ekolu and more. Find tickets at Super Stop (Waiehu & Kahului), Solid Clothing (Kaahumanu Mall), Ocean Bar & Grill (Kihei) and Westside Vibes (Lahaina). $20/$30 door (keiki under 10 get in free). 10 a.m.-7 p.m. War Memorial Stadium, Wailuku. Pablo Cruise - Sat, Jun 27. One of Hawaii’s most popular acts throughout the 70s and 80s, Pablo Cruise returns with a few friends in tow. $30. 7 p.m. Lawn, MACC. 242-7469. Eddie Vedder - Mon, Jun 29. Eddie Vedder? Really? On Maui? Really? Bitchen! Aotearoa-based songwriter Liam Finn opens. Get tickets while you can. Four ticket limit. $72. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului. 242-7469.
Zenshin Daiko - Fri, Jun 19. The tenth annual installment of this dazzling show brings us the Shirakaba Orchestra and Mountain View, CA’s Jun Daiko. Zenshin headlines with special guest Kenny Endo. $20. 7 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, Kahului. 242-7469.
John Legend - Thu, Sep 10. No way. This most excellent young soulful singer/composer will probably sell out quickly. A portion of proceeds from ticket sales go toward an effort to improve living conditions in African villages. $65/$55/$45. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.
Elmo Makes Music - Fri, Sat & Sun, Jun 26-28. That adorable little red Muppet will be rocking out on Maui with buds Zoe, Big Bird and others. Tunes they’ll be playing include “The Hustle,” “Rockin’ Robin” and, yes, “C is for Cookie.” $10/$20/$33. Fri.: 7 p.m.; Sat.: 10:30 a.m., 2 p.m. & 5:30 p.m.;
Priscilla Party 2009 - Saturday, Aug 1. Vintage military attire is encouraged at this Maui AIDS Foundation benefit. Visit www.both-sides-now.com for more details. $25. 2-8 p.m. Sugarman Estate, Makena. Thepriscillaclub@gmail.com.
Events THURSDAY, JUN 11 King Kamehameha Day Celebration - Hula Grill will celebrate Hawaii’s first king all day with food and entertainment. Discounted food for kama aina. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Hula Grill, Ka’anapali. 667-6636. Kanikapila w/ Poki - Award-winning, Hanaraised slack key artist Pekelo Cosma extrordinaire will play some mellow tunes while the lei ladies string fresh flower leis. Bring a beach matt. 11 a.m.12:30 p.m. Baldwin House Museum Lawn, Front Street, Lahaina. 661-3262. King Kamehameha Golf Club’s E Melama 2009 - Benefits a number of Maui nonprofits, including Neighborhood place of Wailuku and Na Leo Pulama O Maui. $95. 7 a.m. King Kamehameha Golf Club, 2500 Honoapiilani Golf Club, Wailuku. 249-0033. He’ui Art Festival - Local artisans and crafters have their work on display. Plus: music, good people and more. The beautiful setting and sense of aloha make it worth the stroll. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina. 667-9194. Duke Aiona Birthday Party/Fundraiser The Lieutenant Governor is turning 54, so, you know. 5:30-8:30 p.m. Cafe O Lei, The Dunes at Maui Lani, Kahului. 283-6246. Compassionate Communication Practice Workshop - Did you ever notice that you can’t spell “compassionate” without “compass?” Anyhoo, this dealy is based on Marshall Rosenberg’s “Nonviolent Communication.” $10$30, but no one will be turned away for lack of funds. 6:30-8:45 p.m. Located in Pukalani (call for specifics). 572-0018.
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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
Thursday 06/11
Friday 06/12
Saturday 06/13
Sunday 06/14
Monday 06/15– Wednesday 06/17
House of S.I.N. No cover, 10pm
House Boutique No cover, 10pm
Erin Smith No cover, 10pm
Escape Sundays
MON - A Kettle Prime; TUE - House of House; WED Dub Step Wednesdays
Rio Thing
Gene & Shea Argel
Soul Package
MON - Open Mic; WED - Quixote
Casanueva Tango/Milonga $5
One Love Community: Hele Mai; $7, 10pm
Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo $10, 10pm
WED - Ladies’ Night, $10, 10pm
Alternative Night
Top 40 Hip Hop
Top 40 Hip Hop
Wavetrain $5, 9pm
Studio 142 w/ DJs Daniel Jay & Ray; $10, 10pm
Jamallad 10pm
Orin & Junior
Dave Carroll No cover
Dave Carroll No cover
Erin Smith No cover
MON - Peter; TUE - Live Jazz; WED - Whaleshark, No cover
Quiz Night w/ Chile Dog
Pau Hanas
Byron Brown & the Derelicts
Ms. Beaver
MON - Manic Mondays; TUE - Dart Night
Cheryette Sapphire
Homestead
Flying Sheep Problem
Karaoke
MON - Karaoke; TUE - Pool Tournament; WED - Jam Night
Pride Weekend Celebration $5, 10pm
Ultra Fab w/ DJ Skinny $5, 10pm
Pac Vibe
Karaoke
AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011
CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852
CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
CELLAR 744 744 Front St., Lahaina 661-3744
CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085
COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908
DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669
EHA’S POOL BAR 1234 Lower Main, Wailuku - 242-1177
GIAN DON’S 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041
GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR
Ladies’ Night
1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888
HARD ROCK CAFÉ HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH
MON - Lukas Nelson & the Promise of the Real; $15, 10pm. TUE - The Goddess Alchemy Project; 10pm
WED - Wii Lounge Night w/ Surprise Guests; No cover, 10pm Karaoke
TUE - Pool Tournament; WED - Ladies’ Night
Rampage
Gomega
Collaboration
Karaoke Night
MOM - Karaoke Night; TUE - DJ; WED -Pac Vibe (No cover)
Karaoke
Karaoke
Karaoke
Karaoke
MON-WED - Karaoke
Pio Marasco: Chill’n Deep 9pm
DJ Boomshot $10, 9:30pm
DJ CIA
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010
ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199
120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844
TUE - Front Street Jam/Open Mic; WED - DJ Rozak (Rock)
Founder’s Day Celebration
900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
JACQUES
Teen Night (coming soon)
Hula Performance - Hula halau Na Kamalii Nani O Lahaina gives a dazzling demonstration of this vital cultural practice. Free. 7 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina. 661-5304. Meet the Artist - Local artists showcase and demonstrate their work in the Ritz’s Village Galleries section, including George Allan (Thu, 4-6 p.m.), Cindy Conklin (Fri, 1-6 p.m.), Shauna Morrison (Sat, 10 a.m.-6 p.m.) Betty Hay Freeland (Sun 12-2 p.m.). Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua. 669-1800. Spay & Neuter Clinic - Kitties are adorable, but too many of them? Maybe not so much. Pets will be transported to clinic from various sites across Maui. $40 in advance for pet or tame cats; $50 if paid on the day of the clinic. For feral cats, fee is $20. Islandwide. (866) 662-5838.
FRIDAY, JUN 12 Sleep with the Sharks - This sleepover is open to keiki in third through eighth grades. A chance to learn about marine life habits at night. Includes pizza and continental breakfast. 5:30 p.m.-8 a.m. Maui Ocean Center, Ma`alaea. 270-7075. Wo Hing After Dark - Check out some rare Chinese artifacts and other facets of the olden days after the sun goes down. Films on this topic will also screen. Happens every Friday. $2. 1-8 p.m. Wo Hing Museum, Front Street, Lahaina. 661-3262. Shriner’s Lunch - Join the Maui Shrine Club for lunch and an interesting guest speaker. $10. 121:30 p.m. Maui Country Club, Paia. 283-6943. All Comers’ Track Meet - The public is welcome to take part in this track and field event, sponsored by the Valley Isle Road Runners. 5 p.m. War Memorial Stadium. 280-5801. Free Lomi Lomi Class & Demonstration Jody Mountain offers this free course in this ancient healing art ahead of her 5-day retreat focusing on the same topic. 6-7:30 p.m. The Studio Maui, Haiku. 344-8877. Haleakala: A Sense of Place - Akaku will screen this unique documentary that captures the stunning beauty of Haleakala’s summit. Kupuna Charlie Maxwell and Jay April will talk story with attendees. $5 suggested donation. 6-8:30 p.m. Akaku Studios, 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului. 871-5554.
Plein Air Demonstration - Guest artist is Carleton. 6-9 p.m. Village Galleries, 120 Dickenson St., Lahaina. 661-4402. Michael K. and the Chapman Stick - A musical performance featuring a quirky instrument. Free. 6:30 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 871-1307. Dance for Joy - A benefit to help cover the medical care costs for Joy Perfetti. Includes tango/milonga with DJ Shastro, Sweat Your Prayers, a healing circle, silent auction and more. Free/$10 donation suggested. 7:30 p.m. The Studio Maui, Haiku. 575-9390.
of good stuff. Bonus: free hot dogs. 8 a.m.-3 p.m. South Honopou Road, Haiku. 572-8371.
the stars. Call Friends of Haleakala National Park to reserve a spot. Haleakala National Park. 264-4757.
Ko’ie’ie Fishpond Workday - Fishponds were vital to ancient Hawaiians. ‘Ao’ao O Na Loko I’a O Maui seeks to restore this south Maui fishpond to its original state, and invites the public to come help. 8-11 a.m. South Kihei Road, Kihei. 359-1172.
Film: Taylor Camp - This film chronicles a hippie colony that used to exist on the North Shore of Kauai. See this Week’s Picks for more details. 5, 7:30. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.
Na Kamehameha Commemorative Parade and Hoolaulea - Huge celebration of the man who united the Hawaiian Isles under one crown. Includes parade with live commentary, crafts, food and a Hookupu ceremony at Banyan Tree Park. 9:45 a.m.-5 p.m. Front Street, Lahaina. 242-7282.
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Miss Maui Filipina Pageant The longest-running pageant on Maui, this scholarship pageant is open to women of part or full Filipino descent. Includes terno gown, swimsuit and talent contests as well as an interview. Location TBA. 264-0871.
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SATURDAY, JUN 13 Swap Meet - From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, this place pretty much has it all. Killer produce market, too. Admission: 50 cents. 7 a.m.-12 p.m. Maui Community College, Kahului Harbor side. 877-3100. Golf Tournament - Eighteen holes. Jim Saunders Realy presents. Gross play. Shotgun start at 7:30 a.m. Must be 18+ and a Maui resident. $50. 7:30 a.m. Maui Country Club, Spreckelsville. 579-8255. Pohai Na Keiki Nalu - This shortboard, longboard and bodyboarding contest is open to kids up to age 12. Contest is free. Donations benefit the Jarren Patao cancer treatment fund. Entry forms available at Honolua Surf Co. in Kihei and Lahaina and High Tech in Kahului and Paia. 661-3328, 8740999, 877-2111, 579-9297. Food Garden Workshop - Learn how to turn your lawn into something useful, something that provides food. $45. 8 a.m.-12 p.m. Makawao, call for specifics. 268-4095. Huge Yard Sale - Benefits the nonprofit Honopou Road Association. Community sale, lots
Upcountry Ag Fair - This twoday country rager will feature a farmers’ market, auctions, keiki games, 4H activities and more. Sat 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Oskie Rice Arena, Makawao. 572-7143.
Hula Performance - Halau Hula O Keola Aliiokekai gives a free performance at center stage. 1 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina. 661-5304. Te Tiare Patitifa - A lovely hula performance from this Tahitian halau. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 877-1307. Book Signing - Under Maui Skies author Wayne Moniz will be on hand to discuss and sign his latest Maui-inspired work. Free. 2 p.m. Barnes & Noble, 325 Keawe #101, Lahaina. 662-1300. Farm Sanctuary Benefit - Live music, raffles, cuddly bunnies and more will make this a most excellent benefit for this nonprofit that rescues and rehabilitates animals. 6 p.m. Haiku (Call for specifics). 298-8544. Puunene Nichiren Obon Festival - Obon season continues with this week’s installment of Obon dance festivities in commemoration of departed ancestors. 8-10 p.m. Puunene Nichiren Mission, 9 Ani St., Kahului, 96732. 871-4831. Crater Restoration Hike - This multi-day hike involves hiking into the crater and help restore its native plantlife. Stay free in Kapalaoa Cabin. Watch
US Amateur Public Links Qualifier - So how about playing a bit of golf with the chance of making it big? Time TBA. Waiehu Golf Course, Wailuku. 205-8366.
SUNDAY, JUN 14 Maui Coast Relay - Teams of two to four are welcome to register for this Valley Isle Roadrunners swimming race. 8:30 a.m. Keawekapu Beach, Kihei. 280-4257. Hard Rock Founder’s Day Celebration Hard Rock Cafe will celebrate Founders’ Day, by rolling back the clock to 1971, the year Hard Rock Cafe was born in London on June 14. Birthday cake at Noon and 5 p.m. Civil servants can present ID to get 71-cent hamburgers. Celebration will run for one day only all day. 11 a.m. Hard Rock Cafe, Lahaina. 667-7400. Celebration of Fathers Event - Maui Family Support Services is celebrating the important role that fathers play with excellent music, raffles, info booths and more. 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Center, Kahului. 242-0900 ext. 279. Lahaina Arts Society Art Fair - A most excellent extravaganza featuring a diverse array of local cultural arts and crafts. Plus: music and good people. Free. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, Lahaina. 667-9194. Hula Performance - Na Kamalii Nani O Lahaina performs this vital cultural tradition. Free. 1 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina. 661-5304. Kapalua Seafood Festival - Some of Maui’s best chefs will take part in this icthyo-centric festival. Kama aina rates from $75. 6-9 p.m. Kapalua. 665-9160. Screening: A Sea Change - Check out this documentary about ocean acidification, another impact of excess CO2 emissions. Included with admission. All day. Maui Ocean Center, Ma`alaea. 270-7075.
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DA KINE CALENDAR MONDAY, JUN 15 Hula Show - A free demonstration of this vital cultural practice. Free. 10 a.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului. 877-3369. African Dance, Drumming & Poetry Workshop - Part of the Maui Invitational Music Festival, this course is for keiki aged 10-16. Free admission for Boys & Girls Club members. 10 a.m.12 p.m. Maui Boys & Girls Club, Kahului. 283-3576. “Crossroads” - This 45-minute play, intended for keiki ages 3 and up, chronicles the adventures of two bumbling pirates and their parrot through the jungle of an unknown island with only a treasure map. Free. 10:30 a.m. Wailuku Public Library, 251 S. High St., Wailuku. 243-5766. Project Task Force Meeting - Group will discuss the realignment and widening project slated to take place between Launiopoko and Maalaea. 68 p.m. West Maui Senior Center. 587-6357.
TUESDAY, JUN 16 Kihei Community Association Meeting South Maui Sustainability will present on alternative energy, gardens and recycling, after which attendees will break up into groups for interactive sessions. Nonperishable foods will be collected for Maui Food Bank. 6-8 p.m. Kihei Community Center. 879-0555. Hula Performance - Na Kamalii Nani O Lahaina performs this vital cultural practice in the early evening. Free. 7 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina. 661-5304.
WEDNESDAY, JUN 17 Maui Film Festival - Starts Wednesday night with screenings of High Water, three surf films. Slated films include Cash Crop, Facing Ali and Lightbulb. Stellar musical performances, too. Goes through Sunday. Check out www.mauifilmfestival.com for more details. $15-$395. Times vary. Various locations, Wailea. 242-7469.
Ongoing
Line Dancing - Sun. Practice your tush push ya’ll and come on down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons: 6:30 p.m.; Dancing: 7 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall.
Maui Singles Investment Club - Tue. This event gives Maui singles a chance to mingle while learning about investments. 5:30-7 p.m. Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway, Kahului. 579-9249.
Boo Boo Zoo Volunteer Orientation - Mon. The East Maui Animal Refuge rescues and rehabilitates goats, sheep, pigs, deer and the like. This nokill shelter invites the public to come help care for these adorable little guys. It’s probably one of the most rewarding things one can do. 9 a.m.-12 p.m. 25 Malu Aina Place, Haiku. 572-7964.
Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Tue. Support the kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching their Polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids. 5:30 p.m. 669-6271. Ukulele Lessons - Tue. Learn some strumming techniques to impress you friends with. Free. 5:45 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-5304. Free Eye - Wed. Screening, that is. In observance of Eye Safety Month. No appointment necessary. 1-5 p.m. Kahului Building, 33 Lono Ave., Kahului. 877-8955. Free Yoga Class - Wed. Rejuvenate your senses with this Hatha Yoga class. It takes place on the green between tennis courts. And it’s free. 8-9:15 a.m. Waipualani Park, Kihei. 344-8068.
Israeli and International Folk Dancing Daily. Israeli and international folk dancing takes place at Grace Church, Kula, Sundays 4-6 p.m. Israeli folk dancing happens at The Jewish Congregation of Maui, Kihei, Tuesdays 6-8 p.m. 280-1051.
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Senior Line Dancing - Mon. Line dance lessons for people 55 or better. 8:30-10 a.m. Kaunoa Senior Center, Sprecklesville. 270-7313.
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every second Monday. 6-8 p.m. Maui Adult Day Care, 11 Mahaolu St., Kahului. 871-5804. Biofeedback - Fri. Mary Higgins, QXC/SCIO practitioner, helps you energetically rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled world. Walk-ins only. Sliding scale pricing. 2-5 p.m. Dragon’s Den. 573-2424.
Papale Pepe Na Kupuna Knitting & Crocheting Club - Every Fri & Sat. This group meets every second Saturday and last Friday to knit and crochet caps, scarves and lap blankets for chemo patients, Hale Makua and Women Helping Women. 1 p.m. Kahului, call for details. 214-9864.
Health Management Class - Tue. This course is aimed at helping people with chronic health conditions manage their daily lives. Goes through 6/16. $10. 9-11:30 a.m. Kihei Lutheran Church. 268-7356.
Pipe Up - Mon. No experience is needed for drummers and bagpipers at these open, free lesson and practices for the Isle of Maui Pipe Band. 6 p.m. Call for Direction. 876-0154.
Swing & Lindy Hop Dancing Reggae on the Water - Every - Mon. You’re money, baby. This Wed & Fri. Lovely sunset cruise feagroup incorporates rock, hip hop tures cocktails, pupus and reggae and anything else rooted in jazz. 7on mauitime.com music. Perfect. Ras Shaggai 10 p.m. Kenolio Recreation Center, emcees the Wednesday cruises 131 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei. 344-8180. (which leave from Maalaea at 5:30 p.m.) and Kanoa of Gomega Economic Systems Reader’s emcees on Friday (which leave from Lahaina at Circle - Wed. Bring anything having to do with an 5:30 p.m.). 249-8811. economic system, i.e. a book, magazine or newspaper article or blog postings. The purpose of this Maui Camera Club - Thu. Are you a die-hard circle is for participants to teach each other about photographer who’s looking to improve? Here’s a economic systems. 1:35-3:55 p.m. Ka’ahumanu chance to talk with other shutterbugs and learn Shopping Center. 573-3250. new ways of capturing amazing photos. Happens
Cell Phone Recycling - Daily. Donate your old cell phones to help find a cure for breast cancer. Cell phones will be recycled by EPA standards, and 100% of funds raised will go to 2009 Avon Walk for Breast Cancer. Call for time. Island Honda, 110 Hana Hwy; Printer’s Ink, Wailuku Industrial Center. 344-6552.
Free HIV/Hepatitis C Testing and Counseling - Mon-Fri. Available from the Hawaii Dept. of Health. Free Hepatits A & B Vaccines also available. Times and locations vary around the island. 984-2129.
High Hopes Square Dance Club - Mon. A place for beginners to pick up some steps and seasoned square dancers to show off their moves. Free. 7 p.m. Hannibal Tavares Community Center, Pukalani. 572-0671.
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Job Club - Fri. Get help preparing resumes, contacting prospective employers and interviewing. Free. 3-5 p.m. Job Connections of Maui. 871-4143.
Ecstatic Chanting Kirtan - Tue. Heather Neeraja leads kirtan in the tradition of Jai Uttal, Krishna Das and others. $5-$10. 7 p.m. 115 East Lipoa St. Ste. 202, Kihei. 874-9642.
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Low Cost Accupuncture - Mon-Fri. This Upcountry clinic offers treatments for under $30. No appointment necessary. Mon.-Fri., 8-1 and 4-7. 1170 Makawao Ave. (Next to Casanova). 276-6037.
Building Supplies Drive - Mon-Sat. Donate the old. Find supreme deals on building supplies. Help a needy family build a decent home. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 399 N. Market St, Wailuku. 986-8050.
Daily Yoga - Daily (except Sun & Wed). Yoga classes for all levels are offered in lower Kula. Restorative yoga, asana alignment, vinyasa flow and women’s yoga classes. Georgi Abelenda instructs. Call for more information. Kula. 280-6171.
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Shakin’ Keiki - Fri. Come see little hula dancers in adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their ancestors. Free. 3:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900 Front St. 667-9216. Call for Public Comment - Daily. The county prosecutor’s office seeks comment on its request for funding to the US Department of Justice that would provide means for a community violence program manager position. Visit www.mauicounty.gov and select Departments, Prosecuting Attorney. Habitat for Humanity - Sat. Spend a few hours helping a family in need get secure shelter. 9 a.m. Call for details. 893-0334. Hula Classes - Sat. Every Sat. Halau Kawaianuhealehua holds open hula classes for children, teen and adult wahines and kanes. 9 a.m. Maui Waena School. Hula Show - Every Sun & Sat. Get a taste of Hawaiian history and culture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 877-8952. Kahului Lions Club - Sun. Anyone interested in being involved is encouraged to attend this dinner meeting. 6 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel. 243-7402.
Soroptimists of Maui Meeting - Wed. Visitors are welcome at this meeting of business and professional women that’s dedicated to improving the lives of women and girls in our community. 4:30 p.m. Hale Mahaolu Elima Community Hall, Kahului. 264-1775.
Keiki After-School Help - Mon-Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911. Athletic Club Outreach - Every Tue & Thu. Got tough kids? Get them instruction on Olympic weightlifting, power lifting, body building and sports-specific weight training by an experienced team of coaches. Ages 11-19. Free. 4:45-6 p.m. St. Mark Weightlifting Hall, Good Shepherd Episcopal Church, Wailuku. 244-4656. Free Keiki Art Classes - Every Mon, Tue, Wed & Fri. Lahaina Arts Society offers free children’s art classes island wide. MON - Lahaina Surf Hawaiian Housing, 3-5 p.m. TUE - Baha’i Faith Maui Center, Makawao, 9-11 a.m. Ka Hale A Ke Ola, Wailuku, 46 p.m. WED - Baha’i Faith Maui Center, 9:30-11:30 a.m.; Honokowai Kau Hale, 2:30-4:30 p.m. THU Paia Elementary, 2-4 p.m. FRI - Kahekili Terrace, Wailuku, 3-6 p.m. Haiku Boy’s and Girl’s Club, 3-5 p.m. For more info call 661-0111. West Side Storytime - Every Tue & Sat. Lahaina’s biggest bookseller is hosting keiki story time, so get them hooked on reading early. Tue., 10 a.m.; Sat., 11 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina. Keiki Dance With Lori Lewis - Every Thu & Fri. Creative Movement for ages ranging from 15 mos. to 5 years old. Call Lori for details. Studio Maui, Haiku (Thu.); Little Explorers, Wailuku (Fri.). 573-5456. Keiki Issues? - Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strong willed children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Hui Malama Learning Center. 289-5050.
The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711
KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
Thursday 06/11
Friday 06/12
Saturday 06/13
Sunday 06/14
Monday 06/15– Wednesday 06/17
The Vince Esquire Band No cover
Kenny Roberts No cover
Way Back Machine No Cover
Kahala No cover
TUE - Da Ha-Y-ans, No cover WED - Chico & Da Kine, No cover
All Access Party
Ohana Groove
All Access Rehab Sundays
MON - The Easy/Uke Open Mic
KIMOS 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
De Aquino Braddahs
Oren & Junior
KOBE STEAKHOUSE
Karaoke
Karaoke
136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
LOS PELONES
Salsa Night $7, 10pm
Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-9900
LULU’S KIHEI 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808
Salsa w/ Barbara & Neto No cover, 9pm
Hot Heineken Nights 10pm
Junior & the Boys
Crazy Fingers Trio 9pm
Natural Vibrations $10, 10pm
All Access Xclusive Saturdays; $10, 10pm
TUE - Industry Night Kenny Roberts
MON - Industry Night; TUE Junior & Oren/Classic Surf Cinema; WED - Latin Night w/ Neto
MAI TAI LOUNGE 839 Front St., Lahaina - 661-5288
MAUI BREWING CO.
Kilohana No cover, 9pm
Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474
MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758
The Silky Ringo 9pm
DJ Decka 9pm
DJ Crest 9pm
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881
Wee D’ono No cover, 10pm
OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414
PINEAPPLE GRILLE 200 Kapalua Drv. Lahaina - 669-9600
Scotty Rotten
Story Time - Thu. Keiki story time and crafts. Free. 10 a.m. Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana. 665-1114. Toddler Story Time - Thu. Brush up on the latest in children’s books with your little one. Free. 10 a.m. Makawao Public Library. 573-8785. Yu-Gi-Oh - Sat. Little gamester get out your cards and get ready for a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament! Free. 3 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-4766. Swimming Lessons - Sun. Valley Isle Aquatics is offering keiki swimming lessons in conjunction with the County of Maui, Community Classes. Folks can call or go to www.valleyisleaquatics.com for further information. 12:15-4:15 p.m. Kihei Aquatics Center. 572-4665. Yo Yo Workshop & Demo - Sun. Yo Yos are silent, so encourage your kids to learn how to use them and finally get some peace and quiet! Free. 45 p.m. Maui Toy Works. 661-5304. Keiki Chess Club - Mon. For little masterminds age 8-12. Taught by magician Neil Bruce. Free. 2:304 p.m. Makawao Public Library. 573-5313. Keiki Shots - Wed. (Central Maui) Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 12-3 p.m. Wailuku Health Center. 984-8260.
Workshops Ke Ola Pono: Healthy Living - Tue. Maui County’s Office on Aging in partnership with ALU LIKE, Inc. is sponsoring a series of health management workshops for people of all ages living with any chronic health conditions. Workshop fee for individuals 60 and older is $10, for those 59 and younger $35. Fee includes companion book and relaxation CD. 9-11:30 a.m. Kihei Lutheran Church. 268-7356. Workshop: 7 Habits of Highly Effective Managers - Tue. Lois Greenwood leads this VITEC course on effective management, based on the work of renowned author and leadership consultant, Stephen Covey. Second session takes place Thursday. $99 w/ A&B training bonus. Laulima 225, MCC, Kahului. 984-3231. Grandparents Advocacy Workshop - Tue. Got a grandkid for whom you feel you need to
Soft Rock
MON - Soft Rock; TUE - DJ Decka; WED - Rock Fever Remedy
Ryan Robinson Band
TUE - Louise & Ortiz; WED - Willie K
The Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm
MON - Dubfire, No cover, 10pm; TUE - Unifires; WED Open Mic
The Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm
Yoahmama No cover, 10pm
All Access DJ LX $10, 10pm
Micah G & Kimie
WED - DJ Blast, No cover, 10pm
Damien Awai
Brian Como & Friends
WED - Wet Wednesday w/ DJ Blast
stand up? This workshop will show you how. Free. 6:30-8 p.m. Kaiser Permanente, Maui Lani Clinic, Wailuku. 270-7308. Bladder Control Workshop - Wed. Yeah, this could be important for women who are getting a bit older. 12:30-2 p.m. Kaiser Permanente, Maui Lani Clinic, Wailuku. 270-7308. Intermediate Brass Workshop - Thu & Fri. Part of the Maui Invitational Music Festival. Participants will study sight reading, harmony and more. Presented by the nonprofit Arts Education for Children Group. $10 per session. LP Music Studio, Kahului. 572-6247. Hawaiian Medicine Workshop - Thu. Learn about ancient Hawaiian healing principles like Lomi Lomi, La’au Lapa’au and others. Kahu Kapi’ioho’okalani Lyons Naone. $129. 6-8 p.m. Honolua Village Center, Kapalua Resort. 214-7910.
Environment Daily Onsite Coral Reef Naturalist Program - Mon-Fri. Learn names of fish you’ve seen while snorkeling and how to protect Maui’s reefs at PWF’s free Coral Reef Information Station. 8 a.m.-12 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea. 808-249-8811. East End Nature Hike - Daily. A kanaka tour guide will lead hikers through the Kipahulu area of Haleakala Park, including a bamboo forest, Waimoku Falls and Kapahu Living Farm, which features lo’i kalo. An excellent way to learn about the area’s history, nature and culture. Organized by the Kipahulu Ohana. 12:30-4 p.m. Kipahulu, Hana side. 248-8558. Kanaha Beach Project - Every Tue & Thu. Join group leader Val Magee in helping restore the natural landscape. Bring water, snacks and sunscreen. Meet at the Canoe Hale. . 8:30 a.m.-11:30 a.m. Kanaha Beach Park. 808-294-8811 ext. 1.
Weed and Pot Club - Wed. Did that get your attention? Push up your sleeves and rake, hoe and pull weeds in a beautiful garden setting. 8:30-10:30 a.m. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, Kahului. 249-2798. Maui Coastal Land Trust Service Project Fri. PWF’s Volunteering on Vacation program gives you a chance to help save unique dune ecosystems in Waihee. Help weed out invasive plants and get a free t-shirt for your efforts!. 7:45 a.m.-12 p.m. Maui Coastal Land Trust, Waihee. 808-294-8811. Honokowai Valley Restoration - Sat. Visit remote Honokowai Valley, and help save archeological sites of old Hawaii, pull invasive plants and possibly plant native species. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Honokowai Valley, West Maui. 808294-8811 ext. 1.
Maui Croquet Club - Every Sun, Tue & Thu. You could be an amazing croquet player and not even know it. No mallet? No problem. 2-5 p.m. Waipuilani Park, Kihei. 879-0087. Group Run - Wed. Group meets at Kihei Community Center. Open to runners of all ages and fitness levels. Sponsored by Valley Isle Road Runners. Free. 5:30 p.m. Piilani Highway and Lipoa Parkway.
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Save the Forest - Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove. Transportation is provided. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m., Harbor Shop, 300 Ma`alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m., Upcountry Tavares Community Center. 856-8341.
Volunteer on Vacation - Tue. Get to know Maui better by volunteering time to one of many important environmental projects. Meet local experts and learn about the history and environment of the land and get a free t-shirt from the Pacific Whale Foundation!. 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Honokowai. 249-8811.
Sports/fitness
Save Honolua - Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed development of Honolua Bay. 6:45 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center. 870-0052.
Healing Movement Classes for Cancer Patients - Every Tue & Thu. Using Dragon & Tiger, an ancient self-healing system based on Chi Gung, this movement series releases stress, lessens pain and illness, and increases energy for cancer recovery and prevention. Free. 3-4 p.m. Kahului YMCA. 243-2999.
Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get free info about marine life and answers to all those pesky questions that keep you up all night at this PWF info stand. 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea. 249-8811.
Lahaina Canoe Club Weekly Paddle - Daily. Get buff, talk story, check out the scenery. Thu., 8 a.m.; Sun., 10 a.m. Hanako’o Beach Park (Canoe Beach). 870-6466.
Paddling for Women Cancer Survivors - Every Mon & Wed. Get together with the Pink Ladies of Mana’olana for canoe paddling. Sponsored by the Pacific Cancer Foundation. 8:30 a.m. Maui Canoe Club. 243-2999. Tai Chi - Every Mon & Fri. Get your Tai Chi in during your lunchbreak with Dr. Lorrin Pang. Free. noon-12:45 p.m. State Building Plaza, Wailuku. 984-8200.
Kimo’s 32nd Annual Longboard Contest - Every Sat & Sun. In memory of Rob Thibault, this no cord, single fin 9 ft.+ contest is now in the holding period. Competition happens every weekend, granted there are waves. Call Jack Starr for more info. 205-9500. Volleyball Day - Sat. Bump, set, spike! Open to everyone. Free. 12 p.m. Kamaole III Beach Park, Kihei.
Art Art Maui - Daily. This juried art show contains the vastly diverse works of over 300 artists and runs through Jul. 5. Don’t tell Senator Tankerbell. 11 a.m.5 p.m. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, 1 Cameron Way, Kahului. 242-7469. Meet the Artists - Daily. Every day the Four Seasons’ resident artist will be on hand to discuss his or her work. 8 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort and Spa, 3900 Alanui Drv., Wailea. 874-8000. The Art of Trash - Daily. Community Work Day Maui presents this fascinating exhibit that features works of art made strictly from discarded materials. Maui Mall (across from county store), Kahului. 573-3911.
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Music by Junior & Oren at 6pm • Classic Surf Cinema w/ Free Popcorn at 8pm women’s surfboard and gear give-a-ways, dj music and
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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
Thursday 06/11
Friday 06/12
Saturday 06/13
RB STEAKHOUSE 2290 Kaanapali Pkwy - 661-3123
SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286
SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 -879-0004
Bingo Pajama Karaoke
Damien Awai
Karaoke
Karaoke
Karaoke DJ Tobin
MON - Ladies’ Night; WED - Junior & Oren, No cover, 10pm
DJ Magnetic No cover, 10pm
Kanoa of Gomega No cover, 10pm
MON - DJ Blast; TUE - DJ Nature Boy; WED - DJ Kidd C/DJ JP; All no cover, 10pm
Comedy Night w/ DJ N8
900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7805
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444
MON - Silky Ringo; WED - Evan Schulman
Karaoke
SANTA FE CANTINA SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE
Monday 06/15– Wednesday 06/17
Live Music
Kahana Gateway, Kahana - 669-8889
RUSTY HARPOON
Sunday 06/14
DJ Slackin No cover, 10pm
SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR
DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm Jamallad
2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602
STELLA BLUE’S 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR
Haiku Hillbilllys $3, 10pm
1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380
TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052
TIP-UPS TAVERN 1279 2. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299
UNISAN 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku - 244-4500
WATERCRESS
Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350
Karaoke
Karaoke
Karaoke
Karaoke
MON - WED - Karaoke
Thirsty Thursdays
Da Ha-Y-Ans
The Vince Esquire Band
Open Mic Night
MON - Industry Night; TUE - Billy & the Bad Dogs
Karaoke
MON - WED - Karaoke
Live Music
Karaoke
WOW-WEE MAUI’S
Art Night - Fri. Stroll through Lahaina Town’s many art galleries. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments. Each week features a different guest artist. Featured artists this week include the Twins, whose work will be on display at Lahaina Gallery. Free. 6:30 p.m. Lahaina. 661-6284. Artist Demonstration - Fri. Artist Kathleen O’Bryan demonstrates her use of pastels in depicting the complex interplay of light and shade within Maui’s landscape. 3:30-7 p.m. Maui Hands Gallery, 84 Hana Hyw., Paia. 579-9245.
Farmers market, Art/Craft Fairs Farmers’ Market and Craft Fair - Every Tue, Wed, Fri & Sat. Great deals on locally grown produce and locally made goods. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 871-1307. Ho`olokahi Arts & Crafts Fair - Every Tue & Fri. Fresh flower lei-making classes from 9-11 a.m. on Fridays. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Wailea Beach Marriott Resort south lobby. 879-1922. Ohana Farmers & Crafters Market - Every Tue, Wed & Fri. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 877-3369. Farmers Market of Maui - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 61 S. Kihei Rd. Honokowai Farmers Market - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11 a.m. Lower Honopiilani Hwy. Napili Craft Fair - Every Mon, Wed & Sat. Proceeds earned from sales of these locally-crafted goods go to Maui Family Support Services. 9 a.m.4 p.m. Napili Plaza, Napili. 242-0900. Resort Craft Fair - Every Wed & Fri. Hawaiian arts and crafts. 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort.
MON -Karaoke; TUE - Live Music; WED - Karaoke
Karaoke
Mojogumbo
333 Dairy Rd., Kahului - 873-7133
WOW! - Wed. Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live island music, gallery receptions, artist appearances and more. Featured artists this week include the Powells, whose work will be on display at Lahaina Gallery. 6:30-8 p.m. 897-6770 x2.
Karaoke
Everything Made on Maui - Thu. This craft fair is tops because, as the name may indicate, it feature only products made by artisans living on island, so your dollars stay on Maui - a rare thing. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Keaolahou Church, 177 South Kihei Rd., Kihei. 875-1911. Aloha Craft Fair - Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui Mall. 872-4320. KBH Craft Fair - Fri. Cultural crafts and live demos. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Ka`anapali Beach Hotel lobby. 667-5978. Westin Kaanapali Ocean Resort Villas Craft Fair - Fri. An array of island made crafts for sale, dag nabit. Artisans from Maui here to share their unique products and take home gifts for friends and family. Free parking. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Ocean Lawn, Westin Kaanapali Ocean Resort Villas. 667-3254. Organic Farmers Market Sat. Fresh produce that’s cheaper than the grocery store. 6:30 a.m.noon. Eddie Tam Memorial Center.
WEST MAUI
Rusty Harpoon - Thu, George Kahumoku, Jr., 79 p.m., Tue, Willie K., 7-9 p.m., Wed., Evan Schulman, 7-9 p.m. 2290 Kaanapali Pkwy., Ka’anapali. 661-3123.
BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Sun, Greg DiPiazza; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.
Santa Fe Cantina - Tue, Ryan from Silky Ringo; 5-8 p.m. Fri, Mike Carrol & Friends, 4-7 p.m. Sat, Damien Awai; 5-8 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7805.
Canoes - Sun, Jazz w/ John Maritano, Brian Cuomo & Friends. 36. 1450 Front St., Lahaina. 661-0937.
Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Fri & Sat, Kincaid Basques; Su, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets except Sat. 7-9 p.m. Sat set is 6:30-9p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.
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Poetry Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114. Poetry Slam - Every First Fri. Poets 13 and over are encouraged to share their stuff with the First Friday crowd. Pieces are limited to three minutes. $5. 8 p.m. The Promenade (Wailuku Food Court), 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-3993. Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852. Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your original work, your favorite poem, or just come to be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, 662-3950. Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome. Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com.
Cheeseburger In Paradise Mon, Tue, Scotty Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troupe; Thu, Sat, Sun, Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Erin Smith; Fri, Sat, Dave Carroll; Sun, Wed, Whale Sharks; Mon, Mickie Moore; Tue, Jazz; . all sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.
Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat Ernest Pua’a; Sun,Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,Oversized Productions; Tue, Roy & Friends; Wed, An Den. Late sets 6-8:30 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Parkway, Building P, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri, deAquino Bradaz. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building J, 661-4495. Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne & Pro Ed; Sat, Mark & Mike. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., 667-7758. Mulligan’s at the Wharf- Fri, Hawaiian music with Uncle Louie. 5-7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.
SOUTH MAUI Beach Bums Ma’alaea - Tue, Randall Rospond, 5-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd. 243-2286. Haui’s Life’s A Beach - Thu, Erin Smith. 1913 South Kihei Rd., 891-8010. Longhi’s - Sat, acoustic music. 10:30-11 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883 Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. Wed., Kenny Roberts. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206. Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thu, Rick Glencross Fri, Gail Swanson; 6-8 p.m.; Sun, Celtic Tigers, 6:30 p.m.; Mon, Acoustico, 7 p.m. Tue, Louise & Ortiz; 6:30-8:30 p.m.; Wed, John Cruz, 7:30 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Rd., Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. Stella Blue’s - All sets 4-6 p.m. Thu, Steve Sargenti; Fri,. Ahamanu Elu; Sat, Joe Bennett; Mon, Mondokane; Tue, Tom Conway; Wed, Dan & Anne. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-874-3779 Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Wed, Sat, Merv Oana; Sun, Howard Ahia Thu; Fri Margie; Tue Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Gina Martinelli; Sat, Monda Kane; Sun Merv Oana, Mon, Bobby Ingram & Fulton Tashombe; Tue, Rama Camarillo; Wed, Kaleo Cullen. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6284.
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DA KINE CALENDAR CENTRAL MAUI Café Marc Aurel - Live Music on various days. Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-0852. Kahului Ale House - Thu, O‘Kaleo. 5 p.m. Wed, Kilohana. 6 p.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului. 877-9001. Main Street Bistro - Th-Fri, Rhythm & Blues with Freedom. 5-7:30 p.m.. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816.
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■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka`anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000
■ THE WESTIN MAUI RESORT & SPA 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525
Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua`a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.
Ono Bar & Grille - Fri, Brian Haia; Sat, Keali’i Lum; Sun, Raz Shaggai; Wed, Scott Baird Duo. All sets 6-9 p.m.
■ KA`ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0011
Tropica - Thu, Fri & Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat & Mon, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Keali’i Lum; Tue, Steve Sargenti; . All sets 6-9 p.m.
Tiki Courtyard - Sun-Thu, Leokane, 6 p.m. Friday, Halau Friday Hula show. 6-9 p.m.
SOUTH MAUI
■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA
3750 Wailea Alanui East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth. Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends. ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT
3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922
■ KAPALUA RESORT 1 Bay Drv. Lahaina, 669-6400
■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000
Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing.
Hana Hou Cafe - Wed, Dorothy Betz and Les Adam with Vince Esquire. Thu, Haiku Hillbillys. Sat, Live music. Mon., The Hula Honeys All sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661.
Merriman’s - Fri & Sat. Ranga Pae, 5:30-8:30 p.m.
Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music.
Moana Cafe & Bakery - Wed, Benoit Jazzworks; 6:30-8:30 p.m. Fri., Poni Brendan, 6:309:30 p.m. Sat, Steve Sargenti 6:30-8:30 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.
Thu, Fri, Tue. Kincaid Kupahu; Sat, Coelho Morrison; Sun & Wed, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.
Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.
■ RITZ CARLTON 1 Ritz Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200
■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, 875-1234
`Ohana Duo. Tue, Thu Ron Kuala’au; Sun-Thu sets 6-
Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.
Duo, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Mon, Wed, Fri, Hula perform-
Humuhumunukunukuapua`a - Nightly, 5:30
ance, 6-6:45 p.m.
UPCOUNTRY MAUI
Flatbread Pizza - Every first Wed, Toma Conway & Randall Rospond. 6-9 p.m. Flatbread Pizza, 89 Hana Hwy., Paia. 579-8989. Green Banana Cafe Music - Tu, Shea Argel. Th, Indio. 6-8 p.m. Green Banana Cafe-The Shops at Paia Bay, Paia. 579-9130.
RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234 Umalu - Thu, Off Tomorrow, 6-9; Live music nightly All sets 4-6 & 7-9p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.
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■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500
The Lounge - Sun, Ron; -Mon, Joshua K; Tue, Tarvin; Wed, Howard, Thu, Hallie.; Fri, Espresso; Sat, Crazy Fingers. Sun-Thu 7-10 p.m., Fri-Sat 7:3011 p.m. 6:15-9:45 p.m. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 661-3611 Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.
9-11 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL
5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, Mele
9 p.m.; Fri, Sat sets 6-10 p.m. Sun, Mele `Ohana
p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI
4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100 Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.
■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0031
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE
Lagoon Bar - Live music nightly, All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.
Wailea Wednesdays w/ WIllie K - Wed,
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100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131
7:30-10 p.m.
EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI
Hana, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge - Thu-Sun, Live music. 6:309:30 p.m. Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing. 7:30-8:15 p.m.
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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) A friend of mine recently described someone we know as “a killjoy.” I hadn’t thought about it that way, but I had to admit that the label fit perfectly. Now, no one sets out to make everyone around them miserable. But some people get so caught up in their negative take on the world that they habitually burst balloons and otherwise poke holes in other people’s fun. Try to see what a crap place that is, and instead of resenting people who are stuck there, do your part in trying to help them get somewhere else. Usually, that’d be fairly futile, but this week you could actually succeed.
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) A flyswatter, for all the violence of its use, is still less cruel than flypaper. At least it’s over in a flash; an insect stuck to a sticky strip of paper must instead wait to slowly starve to death. If you feel inclined to kill something this week—be it pesky insect, relationship, or idea—do it quickly. Even if it’s harder for you, it’s still the right thing to do. Killing or tearing something down isn’t supposed to be easy, after all. Do the kind thing and spare them, not yourself. Anything less is just cruel and unusual—they deserve better from you.
LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Unlike my poor dog, there’s no reason you need to go outside in the hot sun while wearing a fur coat. Fishing for sympathy in such a scenario is not going to work out that well for you; I don’t recommend it. Since your suffering is almost entirely self-inflicted, and laughably easy to prevent or relieve, I suggest you do that at once, or risk the consequences: being made the object of scorn, ridicule, and contempt, not compassion or empathy. Make things a bit easier on yourself, because no one else will. Take off the damn mink, slather on some sunscreen, and just enjoy the day, already.
VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Children and animals behave differently in different contexts—occasionally so much so that they’re nearly unrecognizable. The angel at home becomes a hellion elsewhere. Although no one really wants to believe that their perfect little Poopikins could be such a monster when out of sight and earshot, it still happens. I’m sure you’ve witnessed this many times; you just never thought it had anything to do with you. This week, if anyone tells you something about someone you love that you find difficult or unpleasant to believe, give them the benefit of the doubt. They’re not just making stuff up.
LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) When you get one flat tire, or even two, you file it under “stuff happens” and forget about it. When you get four at once, while parked, you have to realize that something else is going on. To decide it’s just a bizarre coincidence would be delusional; even if it could be exactly that, it’s highly unlikely. The logical and correct conclusion is that there’s something more nefarious afoot—it’s time to quit denying it and actually get to the bottom of it instead. Although whoever has it in for you is more subtle and less malicious than to cripple your car, it would still be a good idea to find them and fix things sooner rather than later, especially because now it would require only a quick heart-to-heart; later, you might need to do a whole lot more to mend that bridge.
SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) It’s in a plant’s nature to seek the sun; from the moment it sprouts from its seed, it’ll attempt to grow towards the light, regardless of what’s in the way. Humans are the same—except that it’s in our nature to seek love the way a plant seeks sunlight. You can’t blame a person for grasping at love; it’s almost impossible to do anything else. If you hit your head on a branch extended to catch the sun, do you blame the tree? Of course not. Nor should you blame the person who inadvertently hurts you (probably without noticing) while they’re on their own quest for love.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) You pull over to let fire engines and ambulances past, not just because it’s the law, but because what they’re up to is quite simply more urgent and important than whatever you’re doing. Think of that this week, when circumstances demand that you yield right-of-way, so that you can do so gracefully and swiftly, instead of slowly and resentfully. Failing to do so would not only be bad karma—it’d be embarrassing, too, when everyone found out that you couldn’t be bothered to put aside your own agenda long enough to help (or at least not hinder) someone who richly deserved it.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) There’s the kind of animal lover who ends up capturing, killing, and stuffing the objects of their affection, and there’s the type that only enjoys the beloved beasts from afar, out of sight and earshot, so as not to disturb the creatures in their natural habitats. These are two very different kinds of love. One is about control, possession, and fear, and the other is more based on consideration and appreciation. Most human loves are a mixture of the two. Which does yours most resemble, and is that really what you’re about? If not, fix it this week.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Everyone has their own way of doing things. Sure, your way is better, but don’t expect gratitude if you decide to insist upon it; this isn’t even a “you’ll thank me later” situation—they won’t. While standing your ground and forcing people to do things the “right” way it certainly an option, this time you’re probably better off just sucking it up and cheerfully doing it the way that’s been suggested. After all, it’s no skin off your back if it’s not done exactly the best way—insisting that it go your way, on the other hand, could get you (emotionally, at least) flayed.
PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Even those with the most primitive imaginations can hear a series of sounds and piece together the scenario that created them; the vividness of such a visualization is no guarantee of its accuracy, however. In fact, what people dream up is behind what they hear is an excellent source of comedy, and, occasionally, tragedy. Are you sure that what you think happened, based on admittedly limited information, actually happened? I’m not. Before you leap to conclusions based on assumptions made by your rather vivid imagination, seek corroborating evidence. You might have trouble finding any—since you’re about as wrong as could be.
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Getting a gun doesn’t mean you intend to shoot someone; in fact, I’ll bet most gun buyers have no desire whatsoever to ever use it, and fervently hope it never comes to that. But purchasing a firearm allows for the possibility (some might even say the probability) that you might shoot someone, a scenario that would be extremely unlikely otherwise. I know the intent is to prevent even more objectionable situations, but things don’t always work out that way. Be careful what doors you open (especially in the name of fear) this week; instead of taking you further from the situation you hope to avoid, they’re likely to bring you inexorably closer.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) The show must go on, as they say, regardless of what’s happening for you personally. You can’t let your emotional stuff eclipse what else is going on this week. If you really can’t put that crap aside long enough to get stuff done, do everyone a favor and delegate someone who can. It’s only fair. If you take that route, however, don’t expect to just take your old duties back when you’re ready for them. It doesn’t work that way. Like it or not, you gave them up for good. It’s good to feel things passionately, but if you think you’ll feel later that this mountain was rather molehill-esque, it might be better to clear your head and just get over it now.
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