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Contributing Writers: Caeriel Crestin, Kellie Holliday, Chuck Shepherd, Cole Smithey

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is our annual look at everything that makes this island great. It’s a lot of work for everyone involved. Best of Maui is in every sense the year’s premier issue. Every year we publish a ballot and ask you to sit down and tell us what you like best about Maui. Hundreds of you responded this year, as you have in the past, and your votes are reflected in these pages. Keep that in mind as you read through the winners. If you find yourself disagreeing with the results, ask yourself this: Did you vote? How about your friends, family or colleagues? You can’t do anything about our Edit Picks (Maui Time staff decides those) but Best of Maui needs as many of you participating as possible. Anyway, here are the winners—‘80s style! Because it was the best decade ever! Yeah... Well, maybe it was the best decade that started with an “8.” Anyway, we’ve got your big hair, Ronald Reagan, Rubik’s Cube, PacMan icons, cans of Tab—what symbolizes and exemplifies the go-go 1980’s better than a can of Tab? Well, I guess a lot of things, but they weren’t available. In any case, thanks for your help. We truly couldn’t have done it without you. -Tommy Russo, publisher

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BEST BOOKSTORE

BEST TATTOO SHOP

Borders Books & Music

Tie: Island Ink Tattoo Co. and Maui Tattoo Co.

It’s not an independent like Wailuku’s Maui Booksellers, but you almighty readers have deemed Borders the best bookstore in all the land. It does have the advantage of size and selection, as well as handy little computers that tell you exactly where you can find that one tearjerker Oprah was talking about the other day. The big store at Maui Marketplace even offers occasional book signings and a nice coffee bar/café for you to kick back with your new read. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-6160. Runner-up: Maui Booksellers, 105 N. Market St. #101b, Wailuku, 244-9091. (GG)

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BEST PLACE FOR HOME DÉCOR WHEN PRICE IS NOT AN ISSUE

Minka Maui Minka has this terrific art piece in their window called the Junk Drawer. It’s a piece I look at again and again and never tire of seeing. It’s full of found objects—the kind of things that may show up in your own junk drawer at home, but it’s the size of a big bulletin board. If you feel your junk drawer at home doesn’t have enough unique and lovely things, conversation pieces and imported art, then this little shop in Wailuku will have something for you. 1910 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 242-8705. (JR)

Any place that’ll safely put needles in your flesh is all right with me. But I do have a special place in my heart for Maui Tattoo Co. That’s where I watched my roommate put a tattoo on her ass, and I got my tongue and nipples pierced. I really feel like you bond with another lady when you get topless in front of her and then she sticks needles into your skin. Island Ink, 100 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-9461; Maui Tattoo, 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0034. Runner-up: Skin Deep, 626 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8531. (HK)

BEST PLACE TO SEE PARIS HILTON

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Paradise Spice Oh sure, she’s been spotted recently at Ka’anapali Beach and The Shops at Wailea. But the best place for a sighting of Paris Hilton—although likely not in person—is in Wailuku, at Paradise Spice. They stock over 15,000 adult video titles, including the infamous One Night in Paris, as well as Leid in Hawai’i, Ball-Busting Babes, Bodacious Boobies, Juicy Juggs and Double “D” Divas, to rent or own. 1010 B Lower Main St., Wailuku, 249-2449. (SC)

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BEST PLACE FOR RETAIL THERAPY IN SOUTH MAUI

(Tie) The Enchantress/Sisters & Co. I can’t decide which place is better. I recently discovered my inner goddess at the new Enchantress boutique in Wailea. Of course, I also found gorgeous gowns, lingerie, pink fuzzy suitcases, yummy perfumes, Swarovski crystals and endless fun things to indulge myself. But Sisters & Co. has the latest styles, summer dresses, amazing jewelry, jeans, tanks and comfort clothes that make me you look and feel fabulous. It’s a toss-up. I guess I’ll just have to keep going back to both to see which I like better. The Enchantress,The Shops at Wailea, 891-6360; Sisters & Co., 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 8759888. (JR)

BEST EDIT PUBLIC LIBRARY

PICK Kahului Public Library

What can I say, except that it’s the biggest library on Maui. They’ve got lots of stacks, a fair selection of DVDs, a good children’s section and microfiche—the only library on Maui to have that, by the way. What, don’t you just love feeding those weird filmstrips into the machine and watching 50, 60

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and 70-year-old copies of old Maui News, Honolulu StarBulletin and Honolulu Advertiser issues flip by? Guess that might just be a journalist thing. 90 School St., Kahului, 8733097. (AP)

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If you want a children’s book, this is the place to go. They have hundreds of books for children ranging from toddlers to pre-teens. Some toys and games, too, but mostly they sell the books. Apparently the owner, Democratic Party activist Shay Chan Hodges, thinks that getting kids to read is a good idea. Whatever. Oh, and none of the toys sold there came from anything like a Chinese sweatshop. Located on Makawao Ave. in Makawao across from the public library, 250-6160. (AP)

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This cute little salon in Lahaina has a clever name, Ellie and Lanessa styling hair, super deals on styles and full service nails to boot. Nothing is more relaxing than a day at the salon, getting a great cut, pedicure, manicure, some much-needed R & R and maybe even a little Lahaina gossip, too. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8868. (JR)

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BEST INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER

Road Runner If you really think hard and use your imagination, you might remember the days before the Internet. Catalog shopping was popular since there was no eBay yet; people read the classifieds every single day; doing research meant going to the library, and all banking actually took place at the bank. Yeah… those days were terrible! How did we live like that? Nowadays, if you don’t have Internet service, you might as well consider yourself a pariah. Thank goodness for Road Runner and high-speed connections. (JR) PHOTO: PIETRO ORTIZ

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12 Baldwin Ave. • Paia • 1-808-579-9266 Debbie Kowalski Wilson Started the MAUI GIRL label in 1987 and opened the MAUI GIRL shop in Paia 1992 she has been doing business at the same location since 1978.

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EDIT BEST NEW BUSINESS PICK Weenies and Bikinis

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That’s right, folks: hot dogs and hot chicks are together again. This company’s founder is a true visionary—a real, red-blooded American entrepreneur. He’ll open his hot dog stand on the corner of Main and Market in Wailuku, so keep an eye out for it. I don’t think it’ll be hard to spot. (JR)

BEST HARDWARE STORE Ace Hardware Ace Hardware is like a large family—but a little more corporate—that wants to help you find the materials you need to fix whatever needs fixing. Ace has also been around a long time, giving locals a factor of trust that big name, big warehouse stores have yet to earn, making Ace the first choice for hardware needs. Ace has locations all over Maui, probably making it the nearest hardware store to you. Located island-wide. Runner-up: Home Depot, 100 Pakaula St., Kahului, 8937800. (KH)

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Marnie’ss Dance Supplyy & Boutique Best Selection of Dance Shoes & Clothing on Maui • Children & Adults • Mainland Prices • Ballroom • Salsa • Tango • Ballet • Jazz • Tap • Hip-Hop

875-0603 115 E Lipoa St #206

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articles of clothing I didn’t even know I wanted. You never know when you’re going to find that T-shirt no one else has, or an inspiration for a costume party, or a new furnishing for your household sold at a ridiculously reasonable price. It’s like a treasure hunt! 380 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-7244. Runner-up: The Rainbow Attic, 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0884. (HK)

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BEST PLACE TO LEARN HOW NOT TO GAG

The Love Shack I recently went lube shopping— uh, for a friend. And I discovered quite an array of water-based, edible, numbing, stimulating, flavored, all-natural creams, lotions, oils and lubricants at The Love Shack. I found everything from Happy Penis Massage Cream to Kama Sutra Lubricating Love Liquid. On the night in question, I also got a quick lesson in which owner/goddess Lila Sherman showed me with graceful finesse how to dab a little Kama Sutra Cool Mint Pleasure Balm on the tip of my tongue in order to ease the discomfort of certain Latinworded practices that rhyme with Horatio. Kihei Kalama Village, 875-0303. (SC)

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BEST PLACE TO GET A PET

Maui Humane Society With so many beautiful animals, the Humane Society should be the first place you visit when getting a pet. They care for a stunning variety of dogs and cats, and their counselors are extremely knowledgeable about animal health and training. They stand ready and willing to help you find that special someone for your home. They also offer dog training lessons, spaying and neutering, as well as a great little pet supply store. Located on Mokulele Hwy, 877-3680. (JR)

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you ever seen Nick Nolte’s or James Brown’s mug shots? Hair stylists are the Michelangelos of mousse, the Cezannes of clippers and the Sargents of shears. They passionately share their gifts so that we can look our very best. This year, you decided that Carissa from Colours Salon stood out from the crowd. Please remember to tip her accordingly. She can be found at Colours Salon, 444 Hana Hwy, Kahului, 871-1002. Runner-Up: Rhonda Krynsen from Sisters & Co., 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9888. (CN)

EDIT BEST PLACE TO BUY PICK Maui Oil Company

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In these times of ever-rising prices at the pump, getting your gas at the Maui Oil company will save you some money—they sell their gas wholesale—but it also helps out a local company. You can get your company involved as well and save on a whole fleet of cars. 16 Hobron Ave., Kahului, 871-6220. (JR)

BEST RECORD STORE Borders Books & Music Okay, I know Borders offers a good selection of music. I also recognize that they have reasonable prices and are totally convenient. I’ve been known to drop some cash there myself. But, I feel like as a “record store” the only real winner could be Requests, which in this case is the runner-

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BEST NEW BUSINESS IDEA Weenies and Bikinis

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up. Where else on the island can you find an entire basement full of records for sale? You can’t. And when you walk in, there are vintage posters everywhere and cool music playing. It’s a REAL music store, whereas Borders is a big chain bookstore that sells music off to the side, between the calendars and the children’s section. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-6160. Runner-up: Requests, 10 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-9315. (HK)

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BEST INTERNET PHONE SERVICE

Internet phones are the wave of the future. You get a Space Age little box that plugs into your high-speed internet modem, then you plug your regular old house phone into it and—presto!—you can make phone calls. No telephone pole and wires needed. Pacific LightNet may be based in Honolulu, but they are the only Hawaiian company bringing you this service. For more information, call (808) 270-1000. (JR)

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BEST BAND Their latest album, Ekolu Music, won Reggae Album of the Year at this year’s annual Na Hoku Hanohano Awards. That’s pretty cool because the album is a follow-up to their album, Back to the Valley, the Trilogy, which also won a Hoku Award. Not too shabby for the three Maui boys of Ekolu who’ve been crooning their contemporary Hawaiian hits tinged with reggae beats and R&B soul for only 10 years. Plus, they’re just really nice guys. Speaking of nice guys, Gomega is another crowd favorite, and though they have not won any Hoku Awards yet, they definitely win my award for Local Band I Never Get Sick of Seeing Live and for doing original rock, punk and genre-bending covers of everything from Britney Spears’ “Toxic” to Israel Kamakawiwo Ole’s “White Sandy Beach of Hawai’i.” Runners-up: (Tie) Lahaina Grown and Willie K. (SC)

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BEST RADIO PERSONALITY Morning Goddess Alaka’i Alaka’i the Morning Goddess has perfected the local morning radio show. She combines just the right amount of talking with music to wake you up and prepare you for the day. Cute tidbits of information and uplifting quotes, as well as genuine birthday wishes and a reading from the Hawaiian moon calendar are all included every morning, making Alaka’i’s show one to look forward to. Perhaps Alaka’i’s best quality is her accessibility—she’s not the mysterious radio DJ that no one’s seen; listening to Alaka’i in the morning is like listening to your favorite auntie. You can hear Alaka’i each morning on KPOA 93.5 FM. Runner-up: Babulu (KH)

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BEST ART EXHIBITS THAT WON’T BORE YOU TO TEARS

Café Marc Aurel/Hui No’eau When you live on an island that is a work of art all by itself, it’s easy to see how so many inhabitants could be inspired artistically. But when the result is an endless barrage of typically tropical images—colorful coral reef fishes, swaying palm trees, rainbows, sandy white beaches, blah blah blah—the effect can be numbing on people who enjoy art for art’s sake. Expect the

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unexpected at exhibits like Hui No’eau’s “Wood Skin Ink” last year depicting the world of woodblock printing and the Japanese aesthetic in modern tattooing. Or Café Marc Aurel’s ongoing group shows, featuring local artists in their interpretation of themes like “The Sacred Feminine: Madonna, Whore, Daughter, Wife, Sister, Lover” or “Boys Will Be Boys: Reflections on personal and global patriarchal worlds.” Plus, both places really know how to throw a party—er, art opening. Café Marc Aurel, 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-0852; Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-6560. (SC)

BEST PLACE TO DANCE Hapa’s

BEST PUBLIC ART The corner of Church and Main

It’s important to have a large, open dance space to do the humpty, the jiggy, the krumping or whatever it is the kids are calling it these days. It’s also important to feature solid beats and a full bar, which each in their own way inspire you to bust a move or two. And it’s a bonus when you’re getting sweaty next to some fine asses a-shakin’. But the best part about dancing at Hapa’s is that the dance floor is viewable from any spot at the large nightclub. That makes for mad scoping and easy access to making fun of whoever you want, whenever you want. God bless America. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9001. Runners-up: (Tie) Paradice Bluz, 744 Front St., Lahaina, 6675299; and Casanova, 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. (SC)

In the heart of Olde Makawao Town

WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY with DJ BLAST Casanova’s Famous Ladies Night The Evening That Earned Casanova The Award “Best Late Night In Maui”

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EDIT BEST PUBLIC ART PICK The corner of Church and Main in Wailuku Hanging on a gently sloping fence in front of the SpeediShuttle office are 10 paintings done by Wailuku Elementary School students. Splashed with many bright colors and some surrealism, the paintings depict the seashore, a sailboat, a church steeple and the Iao Needle, among other things. They bring alive a particularly drab corner of town in a far better way than any fountain or abstract sculpture ever could. (AP)

BEST MOVIE THEATER Maui Mall Megaplex PHOTO: PIETRO ORTIZ

There are few places you can go and just let yourself enter another world. One of my favorites is the movie theater. It’s always air-conditioned and brimming with fresh popcorn and sweets. You can be transported to worlds far away or take advantage of the dark setting and have a helluva make-out session. It’s a beautiful thing. 70 E. Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 249-2222. Runner-up: Maui Arts & Cultural Center, One Cameron Way, Kahului, 242-7469. (HK)

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Maui Film Festival at Wailea Every year in June, throngs of film industry types and the people who love them descend upon Wailea. This makes for interesting banter at South Maui’s bars, resorts and parties. But more importantly, it means we locals get to see a fine array of independent, artistic or just really good movies, under the stars on a golf course, or under the stars on a resort rooftop, or under the stars on the beach watching silent films as waves lapping the shore make the most exquisite soundtrack. Thank goodness for Maui residents and film festival founders, Barry and Stella Rivers, and their handy crew of cinemalovers. Check ‘em out online at www.mauifilmfestival.com. (SC)

BEST RADIO STATION The Point 101.1 Maui’s modern rock station—or should I say, station that plays “modern” rock that we can listen to while on Maui—won your votes for best radio this year. They feature top hits of alternative rock from today and yesterday, and the day before that. But they also have weekly programs, like Monkey Spankers, where Johnny A, Captain Coconut and MotoBabe delight and confound with their twisted humor and classic rock tunes. Plus, there are other weekly programs that highlight new albums in their entirety, interviews with rock stars, and other stuff like that. Runner-up: Mana’o. (SC)

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Wharf Cinema Center It’s dark, a bit dank, a little chilly inside and smells vaguely of decaying fish—what better place to see a film about demonic possession, sadistic serial killers or mutant brain-eating zombies? It brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “total movie-going experience.” And it’s not just for horror flicks, either: I saw Batman Begins there, and really felt like I was standing shoulder to shoulder with Bruce Wayne in the Bat Cave. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7865. (AP)

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BEST WAY TO SEE POETS FIGHT TO THE DEATH

MauiSlam Okay, maybe not to the death, but Maui Booksellers’ poetry slams are still pretty intense. And you can

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compete, too. What, you got something against going up on stage in front of a lot of people you don’t know and throwing down your best verse? Did I mention there’s a $100 cash prize? For more information on times and locations, call Maui Booksellers in Wailuku at 244-9091. (AP)

BEST MUSICIAN Teri Garrison

BEST RADIO STATION The Point 101.1

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A country and blues singer/songwriter with over 300 original tunes under her belt, Teri Garrison achieved great renown when her song “The Eyes” recently won the Embassy Music Songwriter’s Contest in Nashville. She’s been on Maui forever, garnering vocal comparisons to Janis Joplin and playing gigs locally whenever she’s not on the road touring. She’s sung with and opened for Leon Russell, Leo Kottke, David Crosby, Tanya Tucker, Don Henley, Bonnie Raitt and Willie Nelson. And she’s got an album produced by and featuring Nelson, also called The Eyes—hey, it’s a lucky title. You can catch her live on Sundays at Jack’s Terrace, 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, from 7 p.m. to close. Runner-up: Willie K. (SC)

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BEST WAY TO HEAR BEETHOVEN

Maui Classical Music Festival For the last 25 years, each May the island’s more traditionally cultured music aficionados gather to hear some of the world’s best pianists, cellists, violinists and flautists play the old masters. Once hidden away in Kapalua where most people would never find it, the festival now plays at a variety of churches in Makena, Wailuku, Hana, Lahaina and Makawao. Obviously this year’s concert has already passed—it, to use a colloquialism, rocked—but there’s always next year. For more information call 878-2312 or visit www.maui-cmf.org. (AP)

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Yeah, the food is great, what with all the local malasadas, fried and mochi-ed this and that, and chow fun in every possible way. But what about the orchid exhibition? You people never vote for that! It’s a dying art form! And what about the neat games, where you can win a five-foot stuffed purple bear with red stripes by throwing ping pong balls into milk bottles? You never vote for that, either! Those game operators work hard collecting your tossed rings on the bowling pins and replacing the balloons in that annoying water gun race. Where is the love? The 84th Annual Maui County Fair happens Sept. 28 through Oct. 1 at the War Memorial Complex, Wailuku, 281-9053. Runner-up: The rides. (SC)

BEST SAIMIN Hanafuda Saimin With locations in Kihei and Kahului, Hanafuda makes it twice as easy to get your delicious bowl of saimin. The steaming bowl of clear broth, fine homemade noodles, fish cake and green onions is terrific for hangovers and colds, but just as good and healthy for you when you’re at the top of your game. In Kihei, Hanafuda is open until 3 a.m. so getting that yummy but sobering late night saimin meal is all you, baby. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9033; 199 S. Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-9033. Runner-up: House of Saimin, Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. (JR)

BEST DINNER Roy’s PHOTO: PIETRO ORTIZ

One of my favorite things to do in life is indulge in good food and drink. Roy’s is the perfect place to saunter in and luxuriate over a glass of wine and spinach salad sprinkled with goat cheese and candied nuts. Sometimes I might even sample a bit of their (in)famous chocolate soufflé. I find when the food is really good, I will take the time to enjoy every bite. You know, I could chew on Roy’s dishes every night. 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120; 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-6999. Runner-up: Outback Steakhouse, 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822; 281 Pikea Ave., Kihei, 879-8400. (HK)

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We Do Fish! • Wild Salmon • Delicious Opakapaka • The Best Mahi and Ahi

Our Fish is Prepared Grilled, Sauteed or Cajun Style! Lunch & Dinners Priced From $12.95-$16.95

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EDIT BEST ROMANTIC RESTAURANT PICK Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar What could be more romantic then shooting oysters while enjoying a gorgeous rooftop sunset view of Lahaina Town while consuming fabulous food and wine? Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar is one of Lahaina’s newest restaurants. Its multileveled fabulousness is situated in the historic Front St. location where the sailors and merchants that frequented Lahaina used to rub elbows. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. (JR)

BEST SPAM MUSUBI Minit Stop

1127 Makawao Ave. • 572-1380

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KIHEI 879-9952

KAHULUI 872-9525

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Someone once told me that a Spam Musubi in Hawai’i is the local version of a New York hot dog. So while the Big Apple has hot dog stands and carts, the Valley Isle has Minit Stop. With its several locations on the island, Minit Stop will satisfy your craving for spam in a jiff. Located island-wide. Runner-up: 7-Eleven, located island-wide. (KH)

BEST LOCAL FOOD Da Kitchen Generous portions and a heart-clogging menu create Da Kitchen’s reputation. Visitors who want a quick route to authentic Hawaiian tastes yet prices from back home, should head straight towards this forever favorite. The only downfall is the sometimes cramped setting. At least customers leave with enough food for two meals. Each lunch plate is served with two scoops of rice and potato mac or green salad. Omelets come with rice or home fries. Rainbow Mall, 2439 S. Kihei Road, 875-7782. Runner-up: L&L Drive-Inn, located island-wide. (DR-R)

BEST PLACE TO HEAR WOMEN SAY, “OH—IT’S SO BIG! HOW DO I FIT MY MOUTH AROUND IT?” EDIT PICK

Blu Blu’s hamburger is monstrous. A thick patty of grilled, topquality Kobe beef with the requisite cheddar cheese and tomato is then topped to vertically impossible proportions with Gorgonzola aioli and a mountain of crispy Maui onions.

Come in and try one of our award winning beers... PHOTO: PIETRO ORTIZ

CoCoNut Porter* Gold Medal

Red Cock Dopple Bock* Bronze Medal

Honolua Lager ** Silver Medal

Belgian Abbey Ale** Silver Medal

* World Beer Cup 2006 ** Great American Beer Festival 2005

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BEST SPAM MUSUBI - Minit Stop

But don’t be intimidated, ladies. Simply mash your bun together and open wide. The taste definitely lives up to its impressive girth. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. (SC)

BEST FARMERS MARKET

EDIT BEST ONION RINGS PICK Main St. Bistro These are onion rings made the way God intended—ultra thin, mere shavings really, with the barest breading and served in a loaf that you attack with a fork. Half order or full, they come with a cup of insanely delicious chipotle ketchup that is so good you’ll love it more than your pet. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. (AP)

Kahului Swap Meet When it comes to the freshest of fresh fruits and veggies, super markets just can’t cut it. Farmers Markets are the way to go. With the most selection and its central location, the Kahului Swap Meet is certainly the best. Runner-up: Honokowai Farmers Market. (KH)

BEST STEAK Outback Steak House

BEST COFFEE HOUSE Starbucks This world-famous coffee purveyor has taught us that a great morning starts with a rhythmic refrain of exotic café jargon and a cup of expensive coffee made exactly how you like it. The addiction only grows once you discover the comfiness of their couches. Starbucks may be the quintessential American corporation with sights to take over the universe, but they also help out the Maui community in areas like AIDS research and awareness, children’s literacy and the environment. Located around the corner from everything. Runner-up: Bad Ass Coffee Company. 201 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 879-1950; 665 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4130. (GG)

My wife and I frequent the Kahana Outback and have never been disappointed in the food or friendly service. They have great prime rib, porterhouse and rib eye steaks. They’ll even prepare a steak “Hawaiian style,” with a delicious teriyaki glaze. That said, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR TREES, PEOPLE? Ruth’s Chris rates a mere second place to you? All right, you might have to save for a week to afford it, but it’s worth it. Their filet mignon is as big as your face and tastes like meaty heaven. Caveman-meaty heaven, really. Nothing on earth compares. Even Outback, I’m afraid. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822; 281 Pikea Ave., Kihei, 879-8400. Runner-Up: Ruth’s Chris Steakhouses. 900 Front St., Lahaina. 661-8815; 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea, 874-8880. (CN)

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Capische? Hey, when someone suddenly shows up at the office with a plate of delicious pastries and offers them to your staff for free, things happen. We’re not made of stone, after all. The rest of you who sell rich, fattening and wonderful things are advised to take note for next year. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. (AP)

BEST PIZZA BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria

Environmentally Aware • 100% Recycled Newsprint Paper • Soy Based Dye Ink • Biodiesel Delivery

Finally—a BJ that both gents AND ladies can enjoy. At BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria in Lahaina, the live music entertains your ears, the sunset dazzles your eyes and the sizzling, freshly made deep-dish pizza topped with chunky tomatoes and set on a pedestal will tantalize your taste buds. BJ’s narrowly beat out reigning champion Shaka Pizza this year, but there’s no need to fret. All it means is that we can have a great slice of pizza on either side of the island. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Runner-up: Shaka Sandwich & Pizza, 1770 S. Kihei Rd., 8740331. (GG)

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BEST RESTAURANT Stella Blues It’s no surprise that Stella Blues is the winner for best restaurant, considering its diverse and impressive menu. Reasonably priced breakfasts and lunches are but a warmup for their something-for-everyone dinners. You can pair all sorts of salads, pizzas, pastas, meat and vegetarian selections with something from the impressive wine list or one of 10 martinis. The pleasure doesn’t stop—the dessert menu features the diabetic coma-inducing Holy Trinity: chocolate mousse cake, mud pie and Bananas Foster. Azeka II Shopping Center, 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei. 874-3779. Runner-Up: Manana Garage, 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 8730220. (CN)

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BEST RESTAURANT - Stella Blues

We’ve always been Maui’s one stop for great coffee but did you know we have: •Free Wireless • Breakfast and real lunch served M-F 8am-6pm Sat 8-5 / Sun 8-2:30 • Happy Hour:3pm-close • Kitchen Hours:7am-4:00pm • We ship worldwide 1-800-645-CUPS

EDIT BEST SECRET PICK Zuihao

SAUCE

Here’s the deal: You go to Zuihao, the new kinda-but-notreally-high-end Chinese place in Lahaina, but instead of sitting in one of their many tables or booths, you head to the bar. Then when you order your appetizers and/or entrees and the bartender starts lining up the various oils and shoyu for you, you ask for some of that “secret bar sauce.” Then the bartender will smile and will, using a small bottle carefully stashed away beneath the bar, pour you a small cup of the most delicious sauce imaginable. No one will say on or off the record what’s in it, but it’s so good one employee insisted he would “pour it on my Cheerios if I could.” 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9020. (AP)

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TORI TOSTADA Rice & beans covered by a crispy corn tortilla shell topped with seared ahi, shredded lettuce, jack & cheddar cheese, avocado, pico de gallo & cilantro.

THE NEW HAPAS AHI A huge 6 oz. fillet of seared ahi over house potatoes and sauteed veggies with cilantro almond pesto sauce & pico de gallo $13.95

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BEST BAR Tiki Lounge Man, if only I were at Tiki Lounge right now, feeling the warm sun setting behind me as I listen to their pau hana entertainment and suck down one of their giant tiki Mai Tais, instead of being cooped up in the office writing about it… It’s no wonder this place goes off in the evening with their huge lanai seating, cute little bar and the friendliest bartenders in town. Plus they have great food to go with your drinks. Nothing could be better, but you must be 21 to enjoy. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6444. Runner-up: Mulligan’s on the Blue, 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. (JR)

BEST CHINESE FOOD Dragon Dragon

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It’s always a pleasant surprise when the “little guy” wins a category. This one was a real dogfight between working class Dragon Dragon in Kahului and Wailea’s decidedly more upscale Fire Dragon. My guess is that Dragon Dragon took it on the strength of their Mongolian beef, shark fin soup and their old school, lazy Susan-style revolving tabletops. Oh, and by the way, tabulating the hundreds of Best of Maui ballots has given me the skill to type the word “dragon” faster than any man alive. Maui Mall, 70 E. Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 893-1628. Runner-Up: Fire Dragon Bistro, located at The Shops at Wailea, 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 879-6088. (CN)

BEST BAR - Tiki Lounge Bartender Scott Kilmer

THE BEST PLACE ON MAUI TO

BEST MEXICAN FOOD

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Las Piñatas “Duh!” I said to the guy behind the counter when he asked what I wanted. What a silly question—the Kitchen Sink Burrito, loaded with everything that’s good in the world is the obvious choice. But then he fired back an even louder “duh” when I asked for a virgin Pina Colada. Happy hour is from 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. for you old people, but the atmosphere is fine for the little kids. 395 Dairy Road, Kahului, 877-8707. Runner-up: Fiesta Time, 1132 Lower Main Street, Wailuku, 249-8463. (DR-R)

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BEST FISH TACOS I love Jawz Fish Tacos. There have been many an evening when I stopped at Jawz to get one of their giant, delectable fish tacos to take

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Jawz Fish Tacos

BEST MEXICAN FOOD Las Piñatas

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home and enjoy while I’m watching Family Guy. What better way to spend an evening than watching comedy while burying your face in a fish taco? 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 8748226. Runner-up: Maui Tacos, located island-wide. (HK)

BEST CHEF Tie: Phil DeMott/Matteo Mistura I wonder if chefs DeMott and Mistura will celebrate their victory together with white truffle shavings and a rare Napa Valley wine, like the chefs on Bravo’s Top Chef. Maybe they’ll pass on the cuisine and skip right to the groupies. Everyone loves a man who can cook, especially as well as these two. Let’s just hope they hold in their tears better than Chef’s misty boy Dave when the announcement is made. Chef DeMott’s delectables can be found at the brand new Philly’s Blue Plate Diner at Azeka Shopping Center, 1280 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 891-2595. You can enjoy Chef Mistura’s masterpieces at Matteo’s Pizzeria, 100 Wailea Ike, Wailea, 874-1234. Runner-Up: Mark Ellman of Mala, Penne Pasta and Maui Tacos fame. (CN)

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combo of sweet and savory better than Pulehu, with their whole pinto beans smothered in a molasses and cinnamony barbeque sauce. I could have these beans with ice cream, but they’re the perfect accompaniment to Pulehu’s also scrumptious ribs, chicken and pulled pork sandwiches. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049. (SC)

BEST LUAU Old Lahaina Luau Of the many luaus on Maui, the Old Lahaina Luau stands out above the rest because of their dedication to service. The moment you arrive you’re lei’d with fresh orchids, offered a Mai Tai and then you are led to your table by the very attractive staff. Once seated and acquainted with your table it’s time for food and more drinks. Typical luau staples are arranged beautifully on the buffet. The show begins after dinner; the servers are very friendly and treat everyone like a local. The compound is specially designed to make you feel as if you’ve taken a trip back in time, and the show supports that feeling. 1251 Front St., Lahaina, (800) 248-5828. Runner-up: Feast at Lele, 505 Front St., Lahaina, (866) 2445353. (KH)

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Located in the old Yokouchi Bakery in Wailuku Town, the Maui Bake Shop offers lots of treats and snacks, but it’s as a lunch café that this place really shines. Their sandwiches are simple but satisfying—who would have thought you could get such soft, delicious bread at a bakery? The soup changes every day, but hold out for the split pea. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 2420064. (AP)

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former bartendress at the now defunct Margarita’s in Sugar Beach, is your favorite female bartender and it’s easy to see why. She’s attractive, knowledgeable, and will stop to smile and shake your hand in even the busiest of her bar moments. LuLu’s, 1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. Runner-up: Kristin from Hard Rock Café, 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. (SC)

EDIT BEST CLUB SANDWICH PICK Café Brooklyn You start with thick slices of homemade whole grain wheat bread, then spread on some mayo and add free-range turkey, bacon, avocado, lettuce and tomato. You won’t find a better triple-layer club anywhere but Café Brooklyn, where healthy lunch is invented on Main Street everyday. It comes with coleslaw or pasta salad. 2010 Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. (JR)

BEST SMOOTHIE Jamba Juice

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You know what’s really fun to do at Jamba Juice? Give them a colorful and unique name when you order. They might not want to call out “Blake the Enforcer,” but doesn’t it make you feel good to hear it? Everyone will watch as you claim your smoothie and know that you are a REAL man. But just pray that they don’t say what smoothie you ordered. It sucks all of the manliness from the name when it’s followed with “Strawberry Paradise with an energy boost.” Located island-wide. Runner-up (tie): Café Del Ray, 381A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5799990/Planet Smoothie, 5095 Napilihau St., Napili, 669-8447. (HK)

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life?” I recently overheard a young male tourist proclaim this at the Maui Tacos Kihei location as I was enjoying an equally orgasmic Paia vegetarian burrito. With plenty of selection and no way to go wrong, Maui Tacos is always there with the best burritos made to order. Plus, their guacamole rocks. Located island-wide. Runner-up: Las Piñatas, 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. (GG)

EDIT BEST NEW MEXICAN PICK Amigo’s in Kahului Who would’ve thought that one country south of the United States would’ve created such a food craze. Let’s face it— Americans are crazy about Mexican food. In fact, it’s rare that you can find a town in the U.S. that doesn’t sell a decent taco plate with rice and beans. Kahului is no different. Amigo’s offers all the usual enchiladas, tacos and burritos, fixings and side dishes you’ve come to know and love. It’s cheap and it’s good. 333 Dairy Rd. Kahului, 872-9525. (JR)

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WM The e Restaurant Dinner Nightly at 5:30 pm | For Reservations Call 667-7898 Honokowai Marketplace | 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Road | Lahaina JD’s Supper Club with “On the Rocks” band Mon. Wed. Fri. & Sat.

Who wouldn’t want to eat fresh at this sandwich place? This shouldn’t just be the best sandwich of Maui; it should be All-American. All the more comfort comes from watching your sandwich be made, giving hope to the fast food industry. No one else beats their specials on 12-inch sandwiches. So take your significant other and share a sandwich, drink and full stomach. There will be no need to split the check. Located island-wide. Runner-up: Joy’s Place, 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258 (DR-R)

BEST ITALIAN FOOD Casanova Great pasta, delicious pizza, an atmosphere dripping with Old World romance—what more do you want? The hottest nightclub on the island every Wednesday night? I think that can be arranged. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. Runner-Up: Bada Bing, 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. (AP)

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Kahale’s Beach Club So the wife/hubby is nagging you to take the ol’ pooch out for a walk. No problem, you say. Just grab your leash and head to Kahale’s, where not only can you enjoy a frosty beverage at rock-bottom prices but your canine pal will also be treated with warmth, respect and doggie biscuits. Plus, Kahale’s happy hour lasts all day long. Live music, friendly patrons, cheap drinks and food from the AutoFry. And they’ll keep that water bowl filled for Fido. Hell, you’ll be going for doggie “walks” every day! 36 Keala Pl., Kihei, 875-7711. (SC)

BEST PUPUS Tiffany’s Bar and Grill As a new arrival to Hawai’i and a Puerto Rican, looking at the word pupus confused me. “What the hell are ‘pupus’?” I asked myself. Considering I get a red line from spell check and no results from the web site Wikipedia when I search it,

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Hanging out in Lahaina can sometimes feel like you’ve stepped onto the set of MTV’s Laguna Beach. Fresh-faced young hotties surf, play and work together, creating romantic dramas and tragic comedies throughout the endless summer of Maui’s Westside. And the ultimate place to witness this mingling and mayhem of tan and beautiful kids is the below-street level oasis known as the Blue Lagoon. There, the bar crowd fills to capacity every night, as bartenders scurry to pour shots of tequila and Jagermeister by the Xterraload. Open nightly ‘til 2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, lower level, Lahaina, 6618141. (SC)

CHEAP FOOD Aloha Mixed Plate Good plate lunches with mahi, chicken and all the rest, served at very reasonable prices on an outdoor, ocean-view patio. Works for me. 1285 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-3322. Runner-up: Da Kitchen, Kahului, 871-7782; 2439 S. Kihei Road, 875-7782. (AP)

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BEST PANCAKES I was pretty scared to try it. But I went to Tiffany’s and was pleasantly surprised. Pupus are good, and they do them well. 1424 L. Main Street, Wailuku, 249-0052. Runner-up: Sansei, 115 Bay Drive, Kapalua, 669-6286. (DR-R)

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The hotcakes at Tasty Crust have been a local favorite forever. They’re just the right amount of fluffy and sweet topped with buttery and sticky to hit the spot every time. In fact, the hotcakes are so good that they’ve transcended the classification of strictly a breakfast food. You can get hotcakes at Tasty Crust anytime they’re open if you have a few bucks to spare. 1770 Mill St., Wailuku, 244-0845. Runner-up: International House of Pancakes, Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. (GG)

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BEST FINE DINING Mama’s Fish House How could Mama’s not win this award? From the food (phenomenal) to the setting (breathtaking) to the service (consistently solid), Mama’s is everyone’s favorite for that special occasion. First Bonus: If you eat too much and can’t make it back to the complimentary valet service, you can always get a room at the unique and stylish Mama’s Fish House Inn. Second Bonus: The men’s room features vintage newspapers chronicling the impact of World War II on Maui. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. Runner-Up: Spago, 3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000. (CN)

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Weinerschnitzel. Whatever, brah. Located island-wide. Runner-up: Honokowai Okazuya, 3600 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Lahaina, 665-0512 (AP)

BEST MALE BARTENDER (Tie) Chad of Longhi’s Wailea/Andrew of Jack’s Terrace

BEST BURGER Cool Cat Café

Chad’s been at Longhi’s in Wailea for four years. But if he looks familiar, you might also recognize him from his stints at KKO, Bada Bing, or any number of establishments over the years he’s been charming the ladies with his drink-slinging techniques. A self-proclaimed barfly, Chad also hosts Longhi’s popular weekday late-night happy hour crowd of restaurant and resort workers. When not waxing philosophic about his great love for the community spirit of the South Shore and the familial love he has for his anti-corporate job, Chad loves to surf, scuba and attend Burning Man. Andrew is your other voted favorite, and works one of Lahaina’s newest additions to the bar front, on Friday and Saturday nights. Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar, 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616; Longhi’s, The Shops at Wailea, 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. Runner-up: Renny from the Tiki Lounge, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6444. (SC)

BEST LUNCH Makena Grill When going to Big Beach, it may at first be desperation that drives you to this vendor, because there’s nothing else in sight and you seem really, Really, REALLY far from Kihei. But you will find yourself coming back to Big Beach not just for its natural beauty but for the good lunch you will find. Oh, and the cost is great considering you can’t find much food elsewhere. Located across from Big Beach. Runner-up: Manana Garage, 33 Lono Avenue, Kahului, 8730220 (DR-R)

BEST BURGER Cool Cat Café Because Cool Cat Café offers something like 17,256 different hamburgers, I’m not sure exactly which one was your favorite. So I’m just going to assume that you’re all exactly like me, in that you’re all about the Duke: a bacon, cheddar, onion ring and barbeque sauce monster that I think appears on page 11 of their gargantuan menu. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-0908. Runner-Up: Jonny’s Burger Joint, 2291 Kaanapali Pkwy., 661-4500. (CN)

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Alexander’s

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The reason Alexander’s fish & chips are so popular is because they give you options. You can get the traditional fish & chips with your choice of fish and crispy fries or you can go local style and get it with rice. Now to be technical, fish & rice is not fish & chips, but the choice allows you to have it the way you like it, and that’s always the best. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788; Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-5556. Runner-up: Paia Fish Market, 2 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8030. (KH)

Sansei has occupied a special place in my heart ever since that first time I went to their Kihei location. My friend from out of town, my roommate and I all stopped by to catch the kama’aina discount early one Sunday evening. My friends couldn’t get over the delicious mango crab hand roll, but I had already discovered my most favorite roll ever: the Paia Maki. Oh, and then Calista Flockhart sat next to us. Yes, THE Calista Flockhart. See, “normal” people—I have no problem referring to myself as normal—as well as the rich and famous love Sansei. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286; 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. Runner-up: Sushi Go, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. (HK)

BEST DINING WITH A VIEW The SeaWatch The SeaWatch boasts amazing views of Makena, Wailea, Kihei, the West Maui Mountains, Kaho’olawe, Molokini and Lanai. With so much to look at, it’s understandably made quite an impression on our readers. Of course, the view only gets better when there’s a plate of food and perhaps a glass of wine in front of you, so don’t be coy with your server. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. Runner-up: Sarento’s on the Beach, 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. (JR)

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Tiki Bar at the Ka’anapali Beach Hotel The original Mai Tai, thought to have been invented in 1944, consisted of 17-yearold rum, fresh lime juice, orange Curacao, rock candy and Orgeat syrups. BEST MAI TAI These days, on Maui, Tiki Bar at the Ka’anapali that recipe has evolved into a Beach Hotel concoction that includes both light and dark rums, pineapple, orange and passion juices and a dash of grenadine. And you’ve decreed that the best place for this debatably tasty cocktail is at the Tiki Bar, where you’re most likely to be in the midst of equal amounts of tourists and locals. And with the Tiki Bar’s friendly bar staff, the proximity to beautiful Ka’anapali Beach as well as KBH’s poolside and delicious snack shop, you’d probably think stale cola tastes good. 2525 Ka’anapali Parkway, Ka’anapali, 661-0011. Runner-up: Mama’s Fish House, 799 Poho Pl, Kuau, 5798488. (SC)

BEST HEALTH FOOD STORE Mana Foods Appropriately located in organic, hemp-loving Paia, Mana Foods is the place to go for a great variety of health food— even if you’re not a hardcore vegan… yet. They offer a delicious selection of fresh produce, breads, hot foods, local fish, PC meat and other foodstuffs, all guaranteed to be free of yucky things you can’t pronounce. They even carry a full line of nutritional supplements and vitamins to keep you full of mana. The only bummer: you might have to squeeze to get by that slightly sweaty, shirtless surfer in one of the cramped aisles. Oh well. 49 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8078. Runner-up: Down to Earth, 305 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2661; 1169 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-1488. (GG)

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Mulligan’s on the Blue It’s 11 p.m. and you’re starving. Most restaurants on Maui close their kitchens by 9 p.m. so what do you do? You’ve been drinking, so Jack-in-the-Box is an immediate option. But those late-night long lines and memories of morning-after stomach rot makes you re-consider. If you’re on the South Shore, you’re in luck. Mulligan’s offers a surprising selection of pupus until midnight, plus if you buy two you get one free (10 p.m. to midnight). Choose from Maryland-style crab cakes with chili aioli, spinach and artichoke dip, seared ahi, calamari, spring rolls or Irish potato cakes with corned beef, feta cheese and a yogurt rosemary sauce. Your stomach will thank you in the morning. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. (SC)

BEST BUSINESS LUNCH Manana Garage If you want your business deal to go your way, our readers say the power lunch at Manana Garage packs the best punch. With their clever décor and delicious South American menu, it’s not hard to see why lunch is so popular here. Their chips and salsa, corn bread and Margaritas are the best, so you could do worse than buttering up your clients at Manana Garage. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220. Runner-up: Marco’s Grill & Deli, 444 Hana Hwy, Kahului, 8774446; 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. (JR)

EDIT BEST DIVE BAR PICK Life’s a Beach Really, Life’s a Beach is the island’s best dive for too many reasons to list. It’s dark, dank, smells of cigarette smoke and has a menu packed with cheap food. What more do you want? Far more miscreant youngsters on the prowl find their way into the joint than the world-weary oldsters you normally find in a dive, but it’s hardly fair to blame Life’s a Beach for that, baby! 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. (AP)

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I like Mr. Wine a lot. Although I’m from Napa, California, I know about as much about wine as I do Lithuania’s gross national product. Despite my ignorance, I never feel like a mental midget when I stop by Mr. Wine for a bottle. It’s a successful, independent business loved by locals and visitors alike. They also stock plenty of rare beers and other goodies. 808 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 661-5551. Runner-Up: Long’s Drugs, located island-wide. (CN)

BEST NEW RESTAURANT Jack’s Terrace Bar and Grill Visitng the island’s “Best New Restaurant” was quite a trip for me, since I’m a South Maui girl with no car. During the bus ride to Lahaina, I thought, “If these [expletive deleted] readers are [expletive deleted] wrong, they will [expletive deleted] wish they were [expletive deleted] dead.” Lucky for me (and you), you voted wisely. It’s conveniently open from 7 a.m. to 11:30 p.m. and has a very thick menu. Where else can you chose from nine hamburgers, a

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salad bar and 23 other lunch entrees? 842 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-9616. Runner-up: Fire Dragon Bistro, The Shops of Wailea, 879-6088. (DR-R)

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Paia Fish Market I think next year we should just rename this the “Paia Fish Market Award,” though to be completely correct, the Market calls their fish sandwich a “burger.” There are several fish options—all slathered in tasty coleslaw— including Ahi, my favorite fish, but I usually just go with the Mahi, if only because I never knew before that it was possible for Mahi to taste this good. 2 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. Runner Up: Alexander’s Fish & Chips, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788; 275 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 877-5556. (CN)

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Bocalino Bistro & Bar If you like to have an occasional cocktail out on the town, chances are you’ve been in some bar filled with the young, gelled and implanted. And if you’re over 25 years old, there’s something about seeing g-strings peeking out the back of low-rise jeans that can make you either feel old (if you’re a woman) or lecherous (if you’re a guy who knows better). But that’s less likely to happen at Bocalino, with its seductive lighting, smooth live grooves and selection of fine liquors that welcome the evening’s more sophisticated imbibers with style and class. By “sophisticated,” I don’t necessarily mean “old”— those low rise jeans may pop in on occasion, albeit sans visible thong-age. And with a late-night menu served until 1 a.m., you could go all night, baby. Yeah, Bocalino’s is the Viagra of the South Shore! 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. (SC)

Tie: Cold Stone Creamery/Lappert’s Like it? Love it? You guys gotta have Cold Stone’s ice cream and the dozens of mix-ins they double dare you to choose from. As complex as you can handle it, Cold Stone is a playground for the sweet-toothed. On the other side of the desert disposition spectrum are the silky smooth treats from

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Lappert’s. They call their ice cream “premium,” which really just means that it’s pricey and meant for tourists. But if an especially forceful craving strikes, you can just do what I do and samplewhore it. Cold Stone Creamery, 291 Pi’ikea Ave. Ste. 121, Kihei, 8758811; Lappert’s Ice Cream, Shops at Wailea, 879-1711; 2463 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0189; 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3310. Runner-up: Roselani, located at grocery stores island-wide. (GG)

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Gazebo offers the best macadamia nut pancakes, or the best macadamia nut anything for that matter. This little gazebo situated on Napili Bay is only open for breakfast and lunch (7:30 a.m. to 2 p.m.) and tables are limited, yet waiting for a table can be comfortable. As a part-time hostess myself, I can appreciate a restaurant that keeps me acquainted with a cup of coffee while I wait. 5315 L. Honoapi’ilani Road, Napili Shores, 669-8061. Runner-up: Kihei Caffé, 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. (DR-R)

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You’ve seen him on Akaku’s Maui Talks TV show, which just celebrated its fourth anniversary. You’ve voted for him—or not voted for him—in six previous U.S. House or Maui County Council races. Now Green Party activist Nikhilananda is running for office again—this time for the open East Maui County Council seat being vacated by Bob Carroll. He’s right on all the issues, but can’t seem to win a race. “Just because I’ve lost races doesn’t make me a loser,” he recently told me. You know what? He’s right again. Runner-up: (Tie) Sierra Club Maui Chairman

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Paia I used to love to roam the boutique, art gallery and bistro-laden streets of Paia. And there’s nothing better than people watching while drinking Marg’s on the lanai of Milagros Food Co. Of course, I also appreciate the good values of natural foods at Mana. But apparently, so does

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everyone else. The last few times I’ve attempted my usual meanderings on the North Shore were disastrous—and that was before I could even get out of my car. Circling for hours, frustration and heavy traffic is now what I equate with time spent in Paia. Bypass-shmypass! Where the hell do I park? Runners-up: Wailuku, Lahaina and Ross (SC)

BEST PLACE TO WATCH THE SUNSET Makena You guys chose Makena—that golden, undeveloped sprawl from Little Beach to Third Entrance—as the best place to watch the sunset, and I concur. If tons of sand, breaking waves, a stellar view of Molokini, Kaho’olawe and majestic mountains at your back don’t normally do it for you, then how does all of that lit up with a sinking fiery sphere of Maui sun and a sky full of purples and pinks sound? Maybe add a light ocean breeze and a cold one in your hand? I’ll see you there at about seven. Runner-up: Kamaole III Beach Park. (GG)

EDIT BEST METER MAID PICK Keith Taguma Maui Police Officer Keith Taguma must hand out the most tickets on the island. I don’t know the stats, but I and everyone else I know who lives and works in Wailuku typically see him wielding the radar gun on Pi’ilani Highway, then later handing out parking tickets in Wailuku Town, then pulling someone over on Kuihelani Highway for speeding. In fact, he writes so many parking tickets and nails so many speeders all over town that I’m beginning to think the real Taguma underwent some trauma—like an accidental shooting, for instance—and was then rebuilt with artificial parts until he became Maui’s own version of Robocop. (JR)

BEST USE OF COUNTY FUNDS Roads Great job, people. You do know that roads are built and maintained by the state, right? Not the county? Yeah, see that means county funds aren’t actually getting spent on roads. Now I know there’s some reason for confusion here, since the county does maintain a Department of Transportation, but road money? That’s a matter for Governor Linda Lingle and her mighty administration, so take it up with her. Runner-up: County Parks & Recreation department. (AP)

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BEST PLACE TO CONTEMPLATE LIFE’S EXISTENCE

The Dragon’s Teeth Maui offers many possibilities—the Haleakala crater at sunrise, Hamoa Beach in Hana, the redwood forest at Polipoli—but my favorite is a place called The Dragon’s Teeth in Kapalua. It’s a small promontory right next to D.T. Fleming Beach that eerily resembles the jaw line of a dragon, if that dragon was made out of lava. It’s also right next to a massive ancient Hawaiian burial ground—the same one that kept the Ritz-Carlton Kapalua from a beachfront location—so you have to be quiet and respectful. (AP)

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BEST ENVIRONMENTAL ISSUE Pump Don’t Dump What, you people don’t like it when commercial tour boats and ocean liners release raw sewage into local waters? Well, you’ve got a lot in common then with the Pump Don’t Dump group (www.pumpdontdump.com), a loose gathering of citizens who raised so much hell at Ma’alaea Harbor that they shamed a bunch—but not all—of the boats that tie up there to start getting their sewage pumped out, convinced the county to pay for a temporary pump-truck for the boats and got the state to pony up some dough to build a proper pump-out facility. Runner-up: Water (AP)

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Is it moratorium time? Land development is the core issue of all of Maui’s politics, with every other issue—water use, traffic, education, health care, ocean pollution and affordable housing—branching from it. There’s no question that development has slowed during the last four years of Mayor Alan Arakawa’s administration from the go-go Apana years—though we’ve still seen approvals for the big Pulelehua, Kapalua Mauka and Kapalua Bay projects from Maui Land & Pineapple Co. as well as Charlie Jenck’s giant Wailea 670 deal—but there’s also an increasingly frantic realization that corresponding infrastructure hasn’t caught up. Put simply, developers spend big bucks backing elected officials, and it’s never easy to say no to that kind of money. But something’s gotta change, and now’s a perfect time to start asking the “tough questions.” (AP)

BEST COUNTY OFFICIAL Jo Anne Johnson Eh, dis Tita! I got one special message fo’ you guys who been dumpin’ your bus’ up cars on da side a da road. You know ess wrong, right? Jus’ ‘cause one jerk dump his car no mean you gotta be one jerk too. ‘Cause you know, ess not cool and dey can unda’ arrest you too! So if you spock somebody makin’ li’dat,bes’ you call da cops. Dumpin’ yo’ car, ess against da law. Come on, we all in dis togedda…all us guys gotta kokua.

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Boy, you people really love West Maui County Council member Jo Anne Johnson. First elected in 2000, she immediately became (in)famous for calling for a moratorium on land development. Yeah, what a nutty idea that was—good thing the county didn’t follow her advice, or we’d just have empty hillsides at Launiupoko to stare at and a lot fewer cars on the road to keep us company when we drive to and from work each day. Runner-up: Former Liquor Control Adjudication Board member Lance Collins (AP)

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James “Kimo” Apana Oh man, this wasn’t even close. Do you people realize that between 1992 and 2002, when he lost the mayor’s office to Alan Arakawa, then-Mayor Apana raked in nearly $1 million in campaign contributions? A good chunk came from unions, which isn’t surprising given his Democratic Party credentials, but many thousands of dollars came from big

CONGRATULATIONS TO 2006 WINNERS companies with names like Maui Land & Pineapple, Alexander & Baldwin, Castle & Cooke, Dowling Company, Amfac and all sorts of realtor political action committees. The guy was practically drowning in corporate cash when he last ran, and there’s no reason to believe things will be different this time. Runner-up: Wailuku Councilman Dain Kane (AP)

BEST COUNTY BLUNDER Abandoned cars In a county that approves huge numbers of big commercial and residential developments without waiting for the corresponding infrastructure—roads, sewer lines, water sources, schools, etc.—to catch up, you chose abandoned cars. Yeah, they’re not pretty to look at when you drive by, but the county has already put up the heat on them with Mayor Arakawa’s much-publicized “No Littah!” campaign. Runner-up: No Lahaina or Paia Bypass [NOTE: People, this is a STATE OF HAWAI’I, not COUNTY problem!] (AP)

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Dowling Company Seibu’s big, big plans to shovel enough hotels, condos and golf courses into Makena to rival Wailea may be stalled, but in late June the Maui Planning Commission voted 5-2 to approve developer Everett Dowling’s plan to build 71 “luxury” condos—reported asking price: $3 million a piece—on some of the area’s wildest, most sacred oceanfront land. But hey, they’re the Maui Planning Commission—they must know best, right? (AP)

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BEST BEACH TO WATCH BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE Ka’anapali Beach It’s ironic you all chose Ka’anapali as the best place to look at beautiful people, because the last time I was there it was so packed I had to sit next to a fat, bald man who told me to make sure the whale society didn’t take him for a beached whale. But aside from that unlucky encounter, the stretch of sand from Dig Me to Black Rock is a favorite for Westside sun-loving hotties to catch a tan. Runner-up: Little Beach. (GG)

EDIT BEST PLACE PICK Henry’s Bar

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When you walk in, the dartboards are in the far left corner, between the stage and the shuffleboard game. Now I’m not going to lie to you: unless they’ve gotten some new acquisitions lately, the darts pretty much suck. And this is a good thing, because they force you to do one of two things: concentrate and play even better than you normally do— which isn’t going to happen because Henry’s is a bar—or relax and settle in for an even longer game than usual. Either way, you can’t lose. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-2849. (AP)

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has you appreciating the natural, serene beauty of Haleakala’s diverse vegetation and animal life. And the friendly guides for Skyline Eco Adventures point out various tidbits on native species of birds threatened with extinction before they dole out the award for which zip liner has the Best Scream. Also makes for an awesome first date. Located in Kula, off Haleakala Crater Rd. Visit online at www.skylinehawaii.com or call 878-8400. (SC)

BEST SWIMMING BEACH Big Beach I am a huge fan of Big Beach for beach days. But I was surprised that you voted it the best place to swim. It’s not a place where you just get your toes in and splash around. Actually, Big Beach isn’t a place where you should get in unless you’re willing to get pounded into the sand. I was just there a few days ago, swimming along innocently. My favorite thing to do is swim up to the wave before it crashes and let the water pull me around without feeling any danger. So a huge set rolled in, but I was too far out to make it safely to shore and too close to make it over the break. You can guess what happened next. There’s nothing like rolling around in the washing machine without air for a minute to make you appreciate being alive. Runner-up: Baby Beach. (HK)

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Zip lining You’re standing mere inches from the edge of a cliff. Taking a deep breath and a running start, suddenly you’re hundreds of feet above the ground, soaring through trees on a steel cable. It’s called zip lining, and it’s an exhilarating thrill ride that also

Dividing Ka’anapali Beach in half, this big rock is flooded in coral. But you all know that of course, since you voted for it. Sea turtles aren’t rare out there, which makes the snorkelers very happy. The beach is soft as well, with lifeguards on the outlook. Hawaiian legend says that warriors would jump off this rock to leave the earth and meet their ancestors, and there are plenty out there every day who try to emulate them. Runner-up: La Perouse. (DR-R)

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Maui Batting Cages At least, that’s what my more athletic-inclined friends tell me. In fact, they say there’s no better way to unwind than by crushing a baseball spinning at you at 50, 60 miles per hour. But once it gets up to 70, even they say their swing starts taking on the appearance of a windmill. So watch out! Oh, and remember to wear shoes—you don’t want to foul even a 60-mile-per-hour ball off your big toe. 74 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-8554. (AP)

BEST BARBECUING BEACH Kamaole III Living on an island, one thing is inevitable: you will barbecue. I mean really, it would be silly to live here and never spend a day near the beach, drinking a beer and cooking up ribs, or in my case, veggie hot dogs. But whatever your eating habits, Kam III is the perfect place to cook up something on the grill and play a little beer pong. Runner-up: Launiupoko. (HK)

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EDIT BEST LOCAL SURFER PICK Archie Kalepa He’s ridden 60-foot waves at Peahi. “Big wave riding is the best damn drug out there,” he once told a Maui Time reporter. When asked later what a big wave was, he said simply, “It’s a wave that scares me.” Kalepa’s also the chief Maui County lifeguard, and he’s revolutionized ocean rescues using jet-skis. He’s also paddle-surfed Honolua Bay and played himself on Baywatch. Did I mention he’s also a Lahaina Town resident, family man and all-around nice guy? (AP)

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What pool do Maui Time Weekly readers trust most to be free of kiddie urine and wall mold? Where would they go to first on a hot day that unfortunately coincides with a huge man-of-war invasion? What pool has the hottest lifeguards, the cleanest lockers, the most colorful lane separator thingies and even some kick-ass meeting rooms? The one in Kihei, of course. Personally, I think the Grand Wailea offers a pretty sweet set-up, minus the part where you get escorted off the property by an annoyed pool attendant. 303 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 874-8137. Runner-up: Lahaina Aquatic Center, 245 Shaw St., Lahaina, 661-7611. (GG)

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Paradice Bluz I’m surprised people shoot stick anywhere else on this rock. First of all, the club is underground, which gives it that old, urban feel you find in films like Paul Newman’s The Hustler. Second, it’s dark and smoke-filled. Third, it’s a bar and not a billiards hall, so you can balance your glass of Bourbon on a stool while you’re taking a shot. Add in the band, beautiful people and the fact that it’s in the heart of Lahaina Town, you really can’t go wrong. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5299. (AP)

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BEST HIKE EDIT PICK Polipoli Redwoods There is something unquestionably Star Trekish about making your way across the Haleakala Crater on a moonlit night, and following the Iao Stream into the interior of the West Maui Mountains definitely has its charms, but there are few hiking pleasures better than a stroll through the Redwoods at Polipoli State Park. It’s like you’re standing in an Oregon or Washington forest, complete with mist-shrouded tree-tops and pine cones littering the ground. Located at the end of Waipoli Road. (AP)

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CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Local food, pasta, steaks and fresh fish. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. & 4:45-8:30 p.m.; Sa-Su closed.1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-8774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $ Aloha Grill - Burgers with veggie styles. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su 11 a.m.6 p.m. 270 Dairy Road Marketplace, Kahului, 893-0263. $ Archie’s - Japenese. Daily 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-F, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa 5-9 p.m. 1440, Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Asia Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title. Daily 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. Daily 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Biwon Restaurant - Authentic Korean food. 10 a.m.-10 p.m., lunch and dinner. 752 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-7788. $

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Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th 7 a.m.-9 p.m., F-Su 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $

Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-11 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-9033. $

Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Vegetarian, meat and seafood Thai entrees in a casual garden setting. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$

Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. Su-F 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$

Saigon Cafe - Delicious and affordable Vietnamese cuisine with excellent service. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.& 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $

Sheik’s Restaurant - Local favorites. M-Th 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $

IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ Kahili - Lunch with a view, served daily from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Or enjoy pupus 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Kahului Ale House - Wide selection of food with games. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Koho Grill & Bar - American. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, 877-5588. Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market Pl., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $

Simply Healthy Cafe - Healthy Hawaiian food. Open M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 95 Mahalani St., Cameron Center, Wailuku, 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.- 4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka’aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Squeaky’s Family Restaurant - American. 8 a.m.-3 p.m., 4 p.m.-9 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Open 6 a.m.-4 p.m. M-Sa. 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 2432243. $

L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Su-Th 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380.

Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi! M-Sa 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Center, 8778744. $

Mama Ding’s Pasteles - Specialty breads and pastries. Open 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 255 Alamaha, Kahului, 8775796. $

Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. Open M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 a.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $

Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine with unique and colorful decor. Cool, quaint bar. Su-Th, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 873-0220. $$

Takamiya Market - Plate lunches, corned beef, sashimi, salads. 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $

Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$

Brooklyn Café - Plate lunches and snacks. Open M-F, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Corner of Market and Main, Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. MSa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. or later, 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$

Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and a variety of sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-11 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 8774849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours, serving breakfast, lunch or dinner. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 8735550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Open daily 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2p.m.150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Down To Earth - Yes, it is a natural food store. But, there is a salad bar, sandwiches, hot bar, and pastry-esque goodies as well. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-7461. $$ El Corita - Mexican food. M-Sa 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. MSa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local grinds. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 242-8580. $

Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822. Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $ Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional foods of the people who call Hawai’i home. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 9 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka’ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Tacos - Mexican-Island fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $

Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine since 1944. Su, Tu-Th 6 a.m.-11 p.m., F-Sa 6 a.m.-10 p.m., M 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. Daily 10:30 a.m.3:30 p.m. Su-Th5-9:30 p.m. F-Sa 5-10 p.m. 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului, 873-0225. $ Tiffany’s - Featuring 103 items of local and Asian entrees. Featuring DJ and Karaoke. Open 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style lunch take-out, as well as sit-down dining. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ Tokyo Tei - Teriyaki beef and fish, tempura, katsu, saimin and more. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $

Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine and full wine list. Open M-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s Cafe - Burgers, local plates and sandwiches. M-Sa 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukulii Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ Azeka’s Ribs & Snack Shop - Daily specials, sandwiches, burgers, sushi, musubi & even “mini-meals.” Daily 7:30 a.m.-3 p.m., marinated meat products available until 5 p.m. Azeka Makai Shopping Center, Kihei, 879-0611. $ BadaBing! - Pasta, pizza, regional specials and full bar. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho and more. M-Sa 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 9 a.m.7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Flavored cream cheeses, smoked salmon, sandwiches, salads, smoothies and coffee drinks. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, salads, wraps, ahi, pasta, pretty much everything. Daily 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8918688. $ Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside. 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$ Bocalino Bistro & Bar - Mediterranean cuisine. Late night menu served until 1 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Get amazing seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner menus coming soon… Daily 6 a.m.-11 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8794700. $ Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese fare according to centuries-old tradition. 6-11 a.m. 5400 Makena Alanui, Maui Prince Hotel, 874-1111. $$ Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8911368. $ Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. 12-3 p.m., 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 8754100. $$ Canton Chef - Chinese, Cantonese, Szechuan. Daily 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Nightly 5-9 p.m. 2463 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-1988. $ Capische? - Contemporary Italian with a twist and an extensive wine list. 5:30-10 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$

Mercado - Latin market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 325 Hukilike St., Kahului, 871-5067. $

Valley Isle Seafood - Known for their luau stew, along with seafood. M-F 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Sa 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Su 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $

Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 2447888. $

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Affordable Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 242-7928. $

Piñata’s - Fresh and wholesome Mexican food from “Kitchen Sink” burritos to quesadillas. MSa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $

Wow-Wee Maui Cafe - Unique candy bars, bagels, coffees and more. 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

Pulehu BBQ - Local plate lunches with a Southern smokehouse twist. 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 1500 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4049 or 244-6159. $

SOUTH MAUI

Denny’s - Open 24 hours for breakfast, lunch or dinner. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $

Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli sandwiches, salads, hot dogs, potato salad and saimin. Open 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-3262. $

Rainbow Dining Room - Located in the Maui Beach Hotel. Buffet-style restaurant featuring different foods each night of the week. Daily, 5:308:30 p.m. 170 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului, 8770051. $$

Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Open 9 a.m.9 p.m. daily. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine in a cozy atmosphere. 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$

Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa 7 a.m.9 p.m., Su 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Huge portions of local Hawaiian food. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8757782. $ Enrique’s - Deli, wraps, salads, dips, beer, wine and more. M-Sa 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Su 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 875-2910. $

Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican food with vegetarian items and daily specials. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

JULY 13, 2006

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Sandwiches, wraps, salads, wine, beer and specialty tequilas. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $

Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. $

Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian cuisine oceanfront with live violin and guitar. 11:30 a.m.9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 8748000. $$$

Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in juices and island spices. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $

Fiesta Time - Superior Mexican taqueria. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Local produce and fish featuring Pacific Rim seafood. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 8792607. $$ Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Daily 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $ Greek Bistro - It’s Greek, of course! Apps, salads, entrees and daily specials. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9330. $$ Hanafuda Saimin - Local kine grinds. MSa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9033. $ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - It’s a natural food store with a fantastic salad bar and healthy pre-made options. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Horhitos Mexican Cantina - Burritos, salads and “food for gringos.” M-Sa 5 p.m.-2 a.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 891-MEXI. $ Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian cuisine oceanside. 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-1811. $$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style tacos and burritos. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874TACO. $ Joy’s Place - Organic foods that are low fat, low salt and wheat free. Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Open for breakfast at 7 a.m. Kukui Mall, 891-1400. $ Kihei Caffe - Breakfast and lunch with lanai seating, hearty portions, tasty sandwiches. 5 a.m.-2 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ L&L Drive In - Local. 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - Nachos, burritos, prime rib, grilled mahi mahi and lunch specials. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s Wailea - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F 8 a.m.-10 p.m., Sa-Su 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 8918883. $$$ LuLu’s - Ribs, burgers, chicken wings, Black ‘n Blue Ahi and more. Pool tables, cute bartenders & a porch-esque dining room. 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends @ 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Open daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$ Marco’s South Side Grill - Beautiful setting complements the hearty Italian food and excellent wines. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$ Maui Espresso & Shave Ice - Finest Hawaiian shave ice, coffee, fruit smoothies and shakes. 6:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0414. $

$$$→$40 and up

JULY 13, 2006

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

Maui Thai - Ginger and basil and curry, oh my! Beef, chicken, fish and veggie dishes galore. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, Kihei, 874-5605. $ Maui’s Sweet Spot - Low carb non-fat yogurt, parfait, fried ice cream, shave ice and smoothies. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-8611. $ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 8 a.m.2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining in open air and elegance with amazing seafood dishes and fresh fish. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$ Orange Julius/Dairy Queen - Yummy frosty treats, hot dogs and more. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Open 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi’ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$ Pita Paradise - Good food served fast. Serving up a mean Mediterranean-style “gyro,” salads and wraps. M-Sa 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $ Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-2002. $ The Place - Eclectic. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., 5 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma’alaea, 243-2206. $$ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai food with a large selection of vegetarian dishes. M-Sa 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8740813. $

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Subway - Eat fresh like Jared. Kukui Mall and Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 891-2341. Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean dishes. Open 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Casual, simple, affordable menu. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 5755228. $

Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli sandwiches. Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8791385. $

Kitada’s - Saimin, teriyaki beef, hamburger steak, tofu. 3617 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7241. $

Tastings Wine Bar & Grill - Savory and sweet nibbles and an excellent wine list. Open Tu-Su from 5 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8711. $$

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant with sweeping views of the island. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food; soup, salad, noodles and vegetarian specials. M-Sa 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8750839. $

La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie with lanai. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury in ambience and cuisine. Su-M 11 a.m.-11 p.m., Tu-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$ Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more... The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S Kihei Rd, Kihei.891-8860. $$

Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. Su-Th; 6 a.m.-12 a.m. ,F-Sa. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 5796009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Affordable homestyle local food. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-9363. $ Makawao Gardens - Vegan. Daily 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573-9065. $

Vietnamese Cuisine - Hawaiian Opakapaka filet, soft shell crab and New York steak. Open 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Su-Th 5:30-9:30 p.m. FSa 5:30-10 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5728711. $$

Wailea Pizza Co. - Ummm. Pizza. Daily 11 a.m.11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, Wailea, 874-1234. $$

Mama’s Fish House - Fresh fish at “Maui’s favorite restaurant.” 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 5798488. $$$

Yorman’s By The Sea - Southern Pacific cuisine with a blend of cajun and tropical flare. Open 5-10 p.m. Music nightly. 760 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 8748385. $$ K

Mana Foods - This natural food store also has a bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Company - Espresso bar, sandwiches and ice cream. 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8340. $

Maui’s Best Tamales & Local Food - Authentic Mexican cuisine. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani Square, 573-2998. $ Milagros Food Co. - South American cuisine with an island influence. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 5798755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim dining for vegetarians and meat eaters. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. 5:3010 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

Aha ’Aina - Large variety of omelets, island fish, chicken katsu. Tu-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 7 Aewa Place, Pukalani, 572-2395. $$

Sansei - Japanese-based Pacific Rim dining, sushi bar and late night menu. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 8790004. $$ K

Café 808 - Local diner-style. Open daily 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, 878-6874. $

Paia Fish Market - The hot spot for seafood lovers without the upscale pocket. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $

Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5724877. $

Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Healthy, low-fat deli cuisine and daily fresh baked goods. Open 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $

Café Des Amis - Delicious crepes and Mediterranean fare. 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $

Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Paniolo country’s premier Mexican cantina. 1202 Makawao Ave., 5727808. $

Café Mambo - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. Open 8 a.m.-9 p.m. M-Sa. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku Marketplace, 575-9588. $

Cakewalk Paia Bakery - High quality baked goods, sandwiches and specialty cakes. 7 a.m.-5 p.m. 100 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8770. $

Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and Makawao’s favorite deli by day. 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$

WEST MAUI

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Hearty and healthy grub from breakfast to dinner. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ K

Aloha Mixed Plate - Traditional foods of the varied ethnic groups who call Hawai’i home. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $

Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$

Athens Greek Restaurant - Affordable and authentic gyros, falafel and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-4300. $

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary dining near the water’s edge. Italian cuisine, very romantic. 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Scuba Dogs - Smooties, ice cream, salads, subs and (of course!) hot dogs. Daily 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 1455 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4994. $ Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. 8 a.m-10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 8758080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Healthy and delicious Japanese style fondue. Open for lunch W-F 5:309:30 p.m. nightly. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $ Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Shaka it to me baby, yeah! Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-0331. $ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Killer burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m., serving food 'till midnight! Kihei Kalama Village, 8746444. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine as presented by worldfamous chef-owner Wolfgang Puck. 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Open daily 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $

Spices - Pacific rim with flair. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining in a charming atmosphere. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 5722666. $$$

Sports Page Bar & Grill - Over 100 menu items, including half-pound burgers and deli sandwiches. Open 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 8790602. $

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking and live music. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $

Stella Blues Cafe - Healthy, quality food in a casual, homestyle setting. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$

Island Tacos - Fresh fish, beef and chicken tacos. Daily from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery. $

The Bakery - Freshly baked breads and pastries. Soup and sandwiches available. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese sandwiches, noodle dishes, pho, saimin and more. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4051. $ Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine with a Hawaiian twist. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$

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Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Specializing in Northern Italian cuisine. 2780 Keka’a Dr., Ka’anapali, 662-3210. $$ BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies with live music nightly. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blu - Oceanfront dining featuring Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 839 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9491. $$ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine, surrounded by waterfalls and palm trees. Daily 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ K Breakwall Cafe - Coffeehouse with snacks. Open daily 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Open 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$

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$$$→$40 and up

Fish Market - Fresh Fish. 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian dining. Open 11 a.m.-12 a.m. daily. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6618112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. 5315 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining in downtown Lahaina. 174 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining located. Open for dinner. 2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$

Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside.Daily 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ K

Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 6614855. $

i`o - Pacific Rim cuisine among awesome sunset views. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood and other island favorites. Next to Lahaina Cannery Mall. Open 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front Street, Lahaina, 661-5648. Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $ Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Open everyday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Food served 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $ K Curry-In-A-Hurry - Vegetarian curry dishes. Open Tu-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-4370. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine in the intimate dining room. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 6675117. $$$ K Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Open daily 11 a.m. to midnight. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ Feast At Lele - A royal tour of the cuisine of Polynesia. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6675353. $$$

Mango Cafe - Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. American cusine, along with some local favorites. Full bar Nightly specials. 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 667-1929. $$ K

Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $

Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Breakfast, lunch, happy hour, dinner and late nite menus. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3474. $$

Quizno’s Subs - Toasted subs. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., Su, 12-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua Street, Lahaina Mall, 6675111. $

Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. 900 Front St, Lahaina, 667-2663. $

Maui Tacos - Chargrilled steak, chicken and seafood marinated in pineapple, juices and island spices. Lahaina Square, 661-8883; Napili Square, 665-0222. $

Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Whaler’s Village, Ka’anapali, 6676636. $$

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Reasonably priced comfort foods. Open daily. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka’anapali, 667-0968. $

Pizza Paradiso - Award-winning pasta dishes, salads and Greek gyros. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse. Open 5:30 a.m.-6 p.m. daily. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. $

Castaway Cafe - Beachside, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maui Kaanapali Villas & Resort, 661-9091. $

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican Grill island fish, tacos and burritos. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $

Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Serving ribs and roasted chicken, BBQ baked beans, coleslaw and mac salad. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $

Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 2812775. $

Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-6700. $

China Boat - The best Mandarin Szechwan cuisine on Maui. M-Sa 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiilani Road, 669-5089. $

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Hard Rock Cafe - Good American food at decent prices amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $

House of Saimin - Ono homemade saimin, chicken sticks, and haupia pie. Old Lahaina Center, 6677572. $

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine, open for dinner only. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ K

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Island Taco - The best soft shell tacos ever! Open very late night, next to Paradice Bluz. 744 Luakini St., Lahaina. $ Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Breakfast, burgers, sandwiches, muchies, steak, seafood, pasta and stir fry. Daily 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe with great food. 3350 Lower Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican food served to midnight. 2395 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Ka’anapali, 661-4500. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ K Kimo’s - Fresh fish, prime rib and their famous Hula Pie. Daily 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery mall. 1221 Honoap’ilani Rd. 661-9888. Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American, with late night menu. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim specialties prepared with fresh island fish. Nightly 5-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar Cosmopolitan. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Relaxed beachfront dining, specializing in fresh seafood and Pacific Rim cuisine. Daily 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Open 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. M-Su. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $

Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. Open M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Michael Anthony’s Pizza - Gourmet pizza delivery from Lahaina to Kapalua. 5 p.m.-close. 669-7499. $$

Reilley’s - Gourmet steaks and seafood. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 667-7477. $$$ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees in an upbeat atmosphere. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Daily 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka’anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak and fine wines. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese, Island. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua, 669-6286. $$ K

Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $

Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. Daily, 8-10:30 a.m, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 6691500. $$

Mr. Sub - Specialty sandwiches, salads and homemade soups. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6675683. $

Smoke House - BBQ, American. Open 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 927 Wainee St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Maui’s authentic Irish pub, plenty o’ Irish food, whiskey and beer. 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 6618881. $$

Spats Trattoria - Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali, 667-4727. $$$

Nachos Grande - Fresh Mexican food, fast. Vegetarian, too. Honokowai Marketplace, 6620890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nalu Sunset Bar & Sushi - Japanese. Maui Marriott, Ka’anapali, 667-1200 ext. 51. $$ Okazuya Deli - Quality Japanese plate lunch. 10 a.m.-2:30 p.m., 4:30-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Reasonably priced tapas, Hawaiian style menu for dinner. 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Quality steaks, shrimp-onthe-barbie, and the Bloomin’ Onion. Full bar. Open 410 p.m. nightly. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Elegant oceanfront contemporary Pacific cuisine. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Open daily 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro with pasta, pizza and salads. M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30. Sa-Su, 59:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - Open M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese cuisine, Saigon steaks, vegetarian delight. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 658 Front St., Wharf Cinema Center, 6616628. $

Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F 5-11 p.m., Sa-Su 6-10 p.m. 4327 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual and cozy outdoor lanai, serving American food from 6 a.m.-4 p.m. daily. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Terrace Restaurant - Breakfast, 6:30-11 a.m. Ritz Carlton, Kapalua, 669-6200. $$$ Thai Chef - Thai food like you’ve never had, with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Nightly 6-9 p.m. Su brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Open 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka’anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Open for dinner nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heros. Open daily, delivery 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Wainee St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ West Maui Baking Co. - Bakery/deli and coffe drinks. Daily, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Emerald Plaza, Lahaina, 661-6699. $ WM-The Restaurant - Metropolitan cuisine. Open daily, 5:30 p.m.-10 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapi’ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898. $$$ Zuihao - Chinese cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9020. Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining with pasta, seafood and steaks. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$

Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily 8a.m.10p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$

MaLa - Oceanfront dining and organic whole grains cuisine.1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$

Pipeline Pizza - Fast food. Su-Th 8a.m.-9:30p.m., FSa 8a.m.-10p.m. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6617888. $

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Barbarellatones Saturday, 9 p.m. (Opening band: Hinterlander) at Casanova [MUSIC] The Barbarellatones may have saved my life. Or at least, my existence here on Maui. During one of my wife’s semi-regular “WE’RE LEAVING THIS BORING ROCK!” outbursts, she came across an ad for a “Surf Glam Rock” band playing that very night. The BarbarellaTones, fronted by a sexually ambiguous, charismatic singer who introduced himself as “Robbie Revlon,” played campy, suggestive crowd favorites such as “Baby Wants a Corndog” and “Thar She Blows” (which the entire band performed wearing eye patches). But what really stood out were their heartbreakingly beautiful, melodic ballads that brought to mind Hole and Nirvana. I tracked down Mr. Revlon, a.k.a. Robbie Quine, eager to learn more about his band, their upcoming performance at Casanova and how the hell one of his original songs, “Fire of Love,” ended up being featured on The Sopranos. “For the Sopranos thing,” said Quine. “I just sent a CD to the music supervisor, who liked it and gave it to the director. I guess he liked it too. It ended up in the April 23rd episode called ‘Luxury Lounge.’ The strippers danced to it at the Bada Bing.” Despite seldom playing live on Maui, Quine is not an inexperienced performer. His gothic glam band, Sex with Lurch, toured the L.A. club scene for years. Asked to recall his most memorable gig, Quine laughed. “The Fetish Ball, for sure,” he said. “C.C. Deville (of Poison) was in the audience, blowing us kisses. Tons of strippers and drag queens. The whole vibe of the night was a complete freak show. We’re very comfortable in that environment!” In addition to The Sopranos and the Ball, Quine’s bands have been featured at Oahu’s GirlFest and on KROQ in Los Angeles. That comfort with the L.A. underground scene seems to make Maui an odd choice for a professional musician and self-proclaimed “Surfer by day, Drag Queen by night.” “That’s true,” Quine said. “Not much is keeping me from returning to L.A. I’ve been recording with Peter DiStefano, the guitarist for Porno for Pyros. He played on the last BTones album.” He’s been recording at Top Audio in Haiku but plans on returning to California after playing shows here for the next six months to a year. “I guess these shows are sort of our grand hurrah,” he said. And what should we expect of those shows? “More debauchery!” said Quine. “We’ll try to up the sleaze factor. We’ll be a little tighter, too—we were a little rusty last time. And we’re going to have an honorary Barbarellatone—a bull dyke on a bullhorn! She’s a sex android named Teri.” I asked Quine about dressing in drag. “I only do it for the shows,” he said. “I love the androgyny of Bowie, T. Rex, Iggy Pop, Alice Cooper. Rock and roll should be sexy and sleazy.” He was flattered with the Courtney Love comparison. “I’ve never heard that but I can see the similarities,” Quine said. “We’re both coming from alienation, being lonely or “the freak”—I want to convey beauty and pain.” Unfortunately pain is something Quine is very familiar with. His song “Misery” chronicles the death of his ex-girlfriend Heidi, who overdosed on heroin with Quine but did not survive. “Heidi gave me a dark gift,” he said. “That was the end of an old life and the start of a new one. I had some relapses at first but now I’ve been sober for 14 years. Now it’s time to focus on my music. I’m 46 and the glam thing won’t be around forever. I’m just trying to be loving, put out good energy and be the best Robbie I can be.” And maybe just save a few lives in the process. [COREY NIELSEN]

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Friday, 6 p.m. at Kihei Community Center [FILM] In 1998, an Aborigine named Bunny Lawrie invited indigenous leaders from around the globe to the southern coast of Australia for a traditional “whale dreaming” ceremony. The subsequent gathering was attended by Hawaiian, Maori, Sioux, Columbian and Congo elders, as well as British filmmaker Kim Kindersley and Julian Lennon, who co-produced and contributed the theme song for the resulting documentary. The Gathering: Return of the Whale Dreamers, which won the best film award at the Byron Bay (Australia) Film Festival, is back on Maui in response to popular demand. It tells a story of displaced people joining together to honor their ancient land, culture and history in a world where such traditions are becoming increasingly forgotten. (Hmm... remind anyone else of Hawai’i?) This event will commence with music, drumming and a chant, and any donations will be channeled into various organizations supporting indigenous people, the environment and social justice, as well as women’s, children’s and animal charities. The film’s message is simple and clear: Respect the wisdom of native cultures and take action towards the preservation and honor of that wisdom, before it’s too late. More information, as well as film clips, can be found at www.whaledreamers.com, or by calling Patty Medina of Heart Magic Media at 878-8496. The Kihei Community Center is located at 303 Lipoa St. [COREY NIELSEN]

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The Marlboro Man is Dead Wednesday, 5 & 7:30 p.m. at Castle Theater, MACC [FILM] Paul Mulshine, a columnist for the Star-Ledger of Newark, NJ, wrote recently that, “The tobacco companies kill Americans at the rate of about one World Trade Center tragedy every five days.” And it’s widely known that the most famous cowboy of Marlboro cigarette advertising, Wayne McLaren, died of lung cancer at age 51. Now, these facts aren’t funny. But Thank You for Smoking, a darkly comedic portrayal of the depths the tobacco industry will go to keep the hope of cigarette consumption alive, is wickedly so. Aaron Eckhart, Katie Holmes and a cast of greats, bring to life through unscrupulous characters and intelligently satirical dialogue, both sides of the idea of commerce, freedom of choice, and corporate morality in a tight, cylindrical package of hilarity and insight.

Indie is for Lovers Sunday, 6:30-9:30 p.m. at Café Marc Aurel [ALT. MUSIC] If you’re one of those pretentiously music-savvy people who lists 23 obscure bands under the “music” section of your MySpace page, this is a show for you! TJ Grant (pictured above), an up-and-comer in the Seattle indie music scene, will perform á la acoustic guitar in Wailuku. He’ll be appearing solo this Sunday but he’s usually with his band, If Bears Were Bees, leading listeners through a maze of melancholy lyrics and melodies. Although he thinks that his music sounds like “the feeling you get while watching the last episode of Six Feet Under,” I’m thinking he’ll sound more like Fiona Apple with an Adam’s apple. No cover. [GENA GAMMIE]

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You, Me and Dupree is a situation comedy that subsists purely on vibe, namely Owen Wilson’s ever-boyish vibe of an innocence that has overstayed its welcome long into adulthood. As the title character Dupree, Wilson plays the loyal best friend to his newly married pal Carl (played with easy humility by Matt Dillon).

You, Me and Dupree

★★★★★ Rated PG-13/100 mins.

Carl and his newlywed wife Molly (Kate Hudson) live under the shadow of her possessive father Mr. Thompson (Michael Douglas) who doubles as Carl’s real estate tycoon boss. But it’s Dupree that casts the longest shadow over the couple’s lives when they give him a place to stay for a “few days” while he hunts for a job after losing his former employment for being absent while he played best man at the couple’s wedding on Maui. A hilarious dinner table scene with the four main characters spikes the movie into a stratosphere of humor beyond its otherwise predictable restraints. The chemistry between Wilson, Hudson, Dillon and Douglas is promising but screenwriter Michael Le Sieur and co-directors Anthony and Joe Russo never let scenes breathe long enough for the potential sparks to fly. In one potentially hilarious scene, Mr. Thompson suggests to Carl that he should consider getting a vasectomy. Carl protests diplomatically but accepts a brochure on the topic before the scene suddenly cuts. For all of Mr. Thompson’s wily designs at knocking Carl off balance, we’re barely let in on the joke that he’s merely testing his sonin-law to see what the guy is made of. The unseen inner mettle of men is the main theme of the movie. Carl is an average guy who has married up. He works a cubical job for his fiancée’s dad until the

marriage prompts Mr. Thompson to promote Carl to a dream job overseeing a new land development that Carl has proposed. At Carl and Molly’s wedding party Dupree gives Carl a morale-boosting speech about Carl’s unique sparkle, which he refers to as his “Carlness.” As the movie goes along we witness Carl’s job and personal challenges as they paint Matt Dillon’s character into a corner. He has the potential for greatness with his adorable elementary school teacher wife by his side, but Carl lacks the finesse of intention that Dupree carries in spades in spite of his authority-defying slacker attitude. The movie stays in a holding pattern of waiting for Carl and Dupree to reveal their inner natures. The irony here is that for as much as Dupree seems reliant on Carl—he understands Carl much better than Molly does—Carl needs Dupree to show him how to prioritize his life. Even so, Carl is waiting for his own light to go on. This blind leading the blind gets a kick-start when Dupree nearly burns Carl and Molly’s house down while getting LastTango-in-Paris freaky to the strains of “Funky Cold Medina” with the concealed librarian from Molly’s school. Molly is kind enough to give Dupree a second chance at staying in the house, and he rises to the occasion by going out of his way to clean up the house, do a letter-writing favor for Carl, and cook up a mean dinner for his hosts. Naturally, the effort backfires when Carl misreads the gesture as a way of stealing Molly’s affections away. A fever-pitch chase scene between Dupree and the security officer at Carl’s workplace answers the audience’s desire for a narrative crescendo. But it’s a stopgap device that masks the film’s lack of comedic richness. Kate Hudson’s comic skills are squandered and we’re left with Owen Wilson’s contagious sense of decadence to make us feel good about a comedy with very little momentum. You could say that You, Me and Dupree is a movie saved by that certain Wilsonian touch. It’s closer to what Dupree would call “Owenness.” MTW

MOVIECAPSULES

SHOWTIMES

Maui Film Festivalâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Candlelight Cinema Wednesday, July 19

MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theater, 572-3456 Thank You For Smoking - R - W only 5, 7:30

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX

THANK YOU FOR SMOKING - (R) Comedy - Satirical comedy follows the machinations of Big Tobacco's chief spokesman, Nick Naylor, who spins on behalf of cigarettes while trying to remain a role model for his 12year-old son. 92 min.

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Showtimes) = Matinee Cars - G - Th-F, M-W (12:30, 1:15, 3:10, 4:10), 6:30, 7, 9:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:30, 1:15, 3:10), 4:10, 6:30, 7, 9:15, 9:45 Da Vinci Code - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (12:55, 4:15), 7:50, Sa-Su (12:55), 4:15, 7:50 Devil Wears Prada - PG13 - Th (12:40, 1:10, 3:30, 4:20), 6:40, 7:10, 9:10, 9:45, F, M-W (12:40, 1:10, 3:30, 4:20), 6:40, 7:10, 9:20, 9:45, Sa-Su (12:40, 1:10, 3:30), 4:20, 6:40, 7:10, 9:20, 9:45 Fast & Furious - PG13 - Th (12:30, 1:30, 2:50, 4, 5:10), 7:15, 7:35, 9:40, 9:55, F, M-W (12:30, 1:30, 2:50, 4, 5:10), 7:15, 7:30, 9:35, 9:55, Sa-Su (12:30, 1:30, 2:50), 4, 5:10, 7:15, 7:30, 9:35, 9:55 Inconvenient Truth - PG - Th (12:45, 3:05, 5:20), 7:45, 10, F, M-W (12:45, 3:05, 5:20), 7:35, 9:50, SaSu (12:45, 3:05), 5:20, 7:35, 9:50 Keeping up w/the Steins - PG13 - Th (1, 3:15, 5:25), 7:30, 9:50, F, M-W (12:50, 3, 5:05), 7:05, 9:30, Sa-Su (12:50, 3), 5:05, 7:05, 9:30 Lake House - PG - Th (12:35, 1:20, 2:55, 3:50, 5:15), 6:50, 7:40, 9:30, 10, F, M-W (12:35, 2:55, 5:15), 7:40, 10, Sa-Su (12:35, 2:55), 5:15, 7:40, 10 Little Man - PG13 - F, M-W (12:30, 1, 2:45, 3:15, 5, 5:30), 7:20, 7:45, 9:40, 10, Sa-Su (12:30, 1, 2:45, 3:15), 5, 5:30, 7:20, 7:45, 9:40, 10 Omen - R - Th only 7:05, 9:25 Over the Hedge - PG - Th only (12:50, 3, 5)

New This Week LITTLE MAN - (PG-13) - â&#x20AC;&#x153;Comedyâ&#x20AC;? - There is no way this movie, starring Marlon Wayans as a midget criminal on the run, will be funny. Have you seen the trailer, people? I rest my case. 90 min. (Anthony Pignataro) YOU, ME & DUPREE - (PG13) - Comedy Newlyweds Carl and Molly Peterson (Matt Dillon and Kate Hudson) have the American Dream at their fingertipsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;the only thing that seems to be in their way is Dupree. Owen Wilson plays Carlâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s unmotivated, immature best man who ends up crashing on the Petersonsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; couch per Carlâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s compassion after some tough luck in the grown-up world. Hilarity ensues as the obliviously inconsiderate yet likeable Dupree overstays his welcome and the threesomeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s dynamic develops pricelessly. Also stars Michael Douglas. 108 min. (Gena Gammie)

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Wow, The Omen remake sure looks good! ability to manipulate the world as if it were a Ti-Vo box, Sandler soon becomes distraught when the remote begins controlling him. Scared heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll miss out of life completely, he fights to restore his life to itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s original pace. Also stars Kate Beckinsale and Christopher Walken. 97 min. (Ashley Fitch) DA VINCI CODE - (PG13) - Thriller - Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve read the book, seen the History Channel documentaries and listened to the Vaticanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bitchingâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;now see the Ron Howard-directed adaptation! Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou and Ian McKellen star in this gripping tale of murder and intrigue that will shake the very foundations of the Catholic Church! Well, maybe rattle them a little. 149 min. (Anthony Pigataro) THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA - (PG13) - Comedy, Drama - A young academic (Anne Hathaway) moves to New York to become a journalist and winds up working as an assistant to a super bitch editor (Meryl Streep) for a fashion magazine. 109 min. (HK) FAST AND THE FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT (PG13) - Action, Adventure - The first Fast and the Furious was about street racing. Then they made a sequel, which I think was also about street racing. But now, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve broken out of that rut by making a third movieâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;about street racing in

Tokyo! Stars a bunch of actors who must really need the work. 104 min. (AP) AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH (PG) Documentary - Al Goreâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s terrifying look at the effects of global warming that are coming soon. Emphasis on the â&#x20AC;&#x153;terrifying.â&#x20AC;? 100 min. (HK) KEEPING UP WITH STEINS - (PG-13) - Comedy Young Brentwood resident Benjamin Fielder must become a man by surviving the super blow-out Bar Mitzvah his parents are throwing for him to one-up the Titanic-themed Bar Mitzvah their rivals held for their son. Yeah, I guess it could be funny. Stars Daryl Sabara and Jeremy Piven. 84 min. (AP) THE LAKE HOUSE - (PG) - Drama, Romance Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock are living two years apart, but somehow magically communicate through letters in the mailbox of the lake house they both live in separately. How, pray tell, are they ever going to get together?! 99 min. (HK) NACHO LIBRE - (PG) - Comedy - A new comedy from the creators of Napoleon Dynamite. Jack Black plays Ignacio (Nacho), a Mexican Priest who moonlights as a luche libre wrestler to raise money for the orphanage. I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t imagine this being anything less than hilarious. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be quoting the movie lines in no time. (HK) THE OMEN - (R) - Horror, Thriller - A remake of the 1976 demonic kid fest, this time starring Julia Stiles as the tortured mom, Liev Schreiber as her disbelieving ambassador husband, Mia Farrow as the nanny from hell and the debut of Seamus Davey-Fitzpatrick as the creepy/cute junior Satan. 110 min. (Samantha Campos) OVER THE HEDGE - (PG) - Animation, Comedy Bruce Willis is the voice of a raccoon that helps woodland creatures adapt to gathering food in their new surroundings when a suburb takes over their forest and their food supply diminishes. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cute and cuddly and full of cheap laughs. 80 min. (HK) PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MANâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S CHEST - (PG13) - Action, Adventure - The all-star cast of the original Pirates (Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightly) are on a new adventure where the legendary Davey Jones has it in for Captain Jack Sparrow. *Sigh* I love Johnny Depp. 150 min. (HK) SUPERMAN RETURNS - (PG13) - Action, Adventure - After a mysterious sabbatical, Superman (Brandon Routh) is back on Earth for yet another world-saving adventure. Before he can get back into his role as superhero extraordinaire, though, he must return to Clark Kentâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s uneventful life and adjust to the changes society has made in his absence, like Lois Laneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s (Kate Bosworth, Blue Crush) having a son and getting engaged. As we should know by now, however, there will always be a greedy villain plotting to destroy the world that only Superman has the strength to stop. Director Bryan Singer guarantees some intense ass-kicking.157 min. (GG)

Queen Kaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Click - PG13 - Daily (12:35, 2:55), 5:15, 7:35, 10 Nacho Libre - PG - Daily (12:30, 2:45), 5, 7:15, 9:30 Pirates of the Caribbean - PG13 - Daily (12:40, 1:30, 3:50), 4:45, 7:05, 8, 10:10 Superman Returns - PG13 - Th (12:30, 1:15, 3:45), 4:30, 7, 7:45, 10:15, F-W (12:30, 3:45), 7, 10:15 You, Me & Dupree - PG13 - F-W (1), 4:40, 7:40, 10:05

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 Click - PG13 - F-W (12:45), 4:05, 7:45, 10:45 Pirates of the Caribbean - F-W (12, 3:15), 7, 10:15 Superman Returns - PG13 - F-W (12:15, 3:30), 7:15, 10:30 You, Me & Dupree - PG13 - F-W (12:30, 3:45), 7:30, 10

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 Click - PG13 - Th (2:45), 6:45, 9:15, F, M-W (3), 7, 9:15, Sa-Su (12:30, 3), 7, 9:15 Lake House - PG - Th only (3) Litte Man - PG13 - F, M-W (3:30, 5), 7:30, 10, SaSu (12, 2:30), 5, 7:30, 10 Nacho Libre - PG - Th (3:15, 5:30), 7:45, 10, F, MW (3, 5:15), 7:35, 9:50, Sa-Su (12:30, 3), 5:15, 7:35, 9:50 Superman Returns - PG13 - Th (3:30), 7, 7:30, 10:15, 10:45, F, M-W (3:30), 6:45, 10:05, Sa-SU (12:15, 3:30), 6:45, 10:05

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7865 Cars - G - Th only (1:15, 4), 6:45, 9:30 Devil Wears Prada - PG13 - Th (1:30, 4:15), 7, 9:45, F, M-W (1:30, 4:15), 7:30, 10, Sa-Su (10:45, 1:30), 4:15, 7:30, 10 Pirates of the Caribbean - PG13 - Th-F, M-W (12, 3:30), 7, 10:15, Sa-Su (12), 3:30, 7, 10:15 You, Me & Dupree - PG13 - F, M-W (1:15, 4), 7:15, 9:45, Sa-Su (10:15, 1:15), 4, 7:15, 9:45

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

$8*

WED,, JULY Y 19 *with h MFF F passportt (5 5 films-$40)-single e tickets Phone:: 572-3456 www.mauifilmfestival.com

JULY 13, 2006

Thursday 07/13 BOCALINO

Kilohana $5, 10pm

CAFE MARC AUREL

Rio Thing 7:30pm

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

28 N. Market St., Wailuku - 244-0852

Friday 07/14

Saturday 07/15

Sunday 07/16

Monday 07/17 – Wednesday 07/19

Tom Cherry Band $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

DJ Shark in the Water No cover, 9:30pm

MON - Industry Night, No cover, 10pm; TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm, WED -DJ Shark in the Water, No cover, 9:30pm

Victoria Barrett & Living Room Band, 7:30 & 8:30pm

T.J. Grant 6:30pm

MON - Open Mic, No cover, 7pm

CASANOVA

Omar & Friends $8, 9:45pm

Crimson $7 9:45pm

Barbarellatones $15, 9:45pm

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DjBlast, $10, 9:45pm

CHARLEY’S

Bob Jones 9:30pm

Peomon & The Kryptones 9:30pm

DJ JP 9:30pm

MON - Kanoa & Friends, 9:30pm; WED - Liquid Lounge w/DJ Durty, 9:30pm

Lucid Fusion 10:30pm

WED - Lucid Fusion, 9pm

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

DON THE BEACHCOMBER

Royal Lahaina Resort, Ka’anapali - 661-3611

HAPA’S NIGHTCLUB

Live 105.5 Party

Hip Hop

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-9001

DJ LX, Mark EZ, H-Boogie

Teen Night

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Reggae at the Rock w/Marty Dread, $5, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

Chance & the Blues Daddies, No cover, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

MON - Willie K, 9pm; TUE - Ultra Fab w/DJ Skinny Guy, 9pm;WED - Dolla Balla, 9pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

Tony Ray No cover, 9pm

Gina Martinelli 7pm

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS PS69 starring Susan Jeremy - Thursday (tonight!). A very funny examination of life as a substitute teacher in a Brooklyn school. Susan Jeremy plays all 24 characters in her criticallyacclaimed tour de force based on Jeremy's experiences as a teacher in a Brooklyn public elementary school. Tickets: $18. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Musical Showcase - Thursday (tonight!). Enjoy R&B, soul music and jazz with Jamaiel Shabaka, Baba Kauna and Omar & Friends. $8. 9:45 p.m., Casanova. Little Shop of Horrors - Friday, Saturday, and Sunday through July 30. A down-and-out skid row floral assistant becomes an overnight sensation when he discovers an exotic plant with a mysterious craving for fresh blood. Get tickets at Iao Theater box office or If the Shoe Fits (12 N. Market St., Wailuku). Fri-Sat, 7:30 p.m.; Sun, 5

p.m., Iao Theater, 242-6969. Pieces XXIV: Strike A Pose - Saturday-Sunday. MAPA dancers promise to inspire audiences with style and passion in their annual Pieces dance concert. Featuring New York choreographer, Kordelia. Tickets: $15, $12. 7:30 p.m., Castle

Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Bellydance Extravaganza - Sunday. Witness the intoxicating dance from a group fresh out of an intensive bellydance workshop with special guest imports. $15. 6:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku,

575-9390.

7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Michael Buble - July 29. He’ll sweep you away with velvet-voiced renditions of beloved timeless classics like “Save the Last Dance,” “How Sweet It Is,” “Fever” and more. $65, $55, $45. 7:30 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469. Tales From Mindanao - Aug. 3. Entertaining and colorful stories adapted from the rich folklore of the southern Philippines. A performance of dance, music and drama that has dazzled audiences around the world. Tickets: $25, $15. 6:30

p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Hoobastank and Hot Hot Heat - Aug. 6. Within 10 years, Hoobastank built up a local following, got signed, put out two records that earned accolades like "post-grunge ear candy," released a monster ballad, "The Reason," and got nominated for three Grammys. Opening band: Hot Hot Heat... Where some of their contemporaries delve into '60s garage or '70s post-punk, Hot Hot Heat specializes in re-creating and reinvigorating the new wave music of the late '70s and early '80s. Tickets: $45, $38. 7:30 p.m., A&B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469. Maui Calls - Aug. 11. MACC’s annual gala, premier fundraiser and all-around fabulous evening. Featuring entertainment, live auction, and fine dining. This event sells out every year. Get your tickets now! 6 p.m., A & B Amphitheater, MACC,

www.mauiarts.org or 242-2787 x 225.

TICKETS ON SALE Heavy Roots Volume 1 - July 21. Roots empress Dezarie blessed the reggae community with the deliverance of her second album, Gracious Mama Africa, in 2005 and is now set to release her latest CD Set the Flame this July in conjunction with her summer tour. Tickets $23, $30. 6 p.m.,

Lahaina Civic. Tickets available at Beach Road Records (Kihei), Bahama Mama (Paia), Requests (Wailuku), Paradise Audio (Wailuku). Fashion and Floral Extravaganza - July 22. One of the world’s top floral designers will team up with leading fashion designers for the 6th annual Maui Youth & Family Services "Growing Dreams" event. All proceeds from the event go to benefit Maui Youth & Family Services. Tickets: $100, $75. 9 a.m.-1 p.m., Four Seasons Resort, Wailea,

357-2282 or www.myfs.com. Henry Kapono - July 22. Kapono’s “Wild Hawaiian” music has been getting rave reviews and creating a buzz around the islands with people of all ages and nationalities for his alternative/pop/rock arrangements and his band of power hitters. Tickets: $30, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

Damon Wayans - July 23. One Maui performance only! Iconoclastic comedian Damon Wayans brings his patented brand of insightful, take-noprisoners humor to the stage. Tickets: $45, $35.

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Katchafire - Aug. 19. New Zealand’s hottest reggae group headlines KPOA’s 1st Annual Island Soul-Jah Fest with a full roster. Joing the festivities are Maui’s own Na Hoku Hanohano Awardwinning Ekolu and more of the brightest stars of Island reggae. Tickets: $30, $25. 6:30 p.m., A & B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469.

EVENTS Whalers Village Center Stage: Thu, 3-4 p.m., hula lessons; Fri, 12-2 p.m., lei making class; Sat, 6:30-7 p.m., Polynesian hula show, 7:30-8 p.m., Tahitian dance; Sun, 7-8 p.m., Rhythms of Aloha with Benny Uyetake; Mon, 6:30-7 p.m., Dances of Polynesia, 7:30-8 p.m., Drums of Tahiti; Tue, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., lei making class. All shows free. Obon Dance & Festival - Fri-Sat. The season of rememberance of honoring the spirit of those who’ve passed celebrated with special services and fesivals. 6:30 p.m., Makawao Hongwanji

Mission, 572-7229. Clothing Drive - Sat-Sun. Big Brothers Big Sisters of Maui are holding their monthly clothing drive so bring your old, reusable clothing and small household items and enter to win a 3-

month pass to 24 Hour Fitness. 9 a.m.-3 p.m.,

879-8266.

Wal-Mart Parking Lot, 242-9754.

KEIKI

Humane Society - Tue-Wed. The Humane Society dog training classes begin. $110, $60.

877-3680.

THURSDAY, JULY 13 Affordable Housing - Talk Story Sessions on Affordable Housing. These sessions are a project of HLP (Housing for the Local Person), a group of people interested and concerned with the present and future housing needs of Maui’s people. 6

p.m., Christ the King Church, Kahului.

FRIDAY, JULY 14 Admissions - Fridays through Aug. 11. Maui Community College’s Educational Opportunity Center is hosting admissions information sessions for anyone interested in college but unsure of where to begin. Attendees will get the inside scoop on college admissions, financial aid, testing, housing, and other issues important to new students. Limited seating. Free, MCC, 984-3286.

SATURDAY, JULY 15 Portuguese Festival - Cooking demonstrations, display of ceramics, clothing, sale of hard-bound reprints, entertainment, food, display of the queen's silver crown. 10 a.m.-3 p.m., J. Walter Cameron Center, 95 Mahalani St., Wailuku.

SUNDAY, JULY 16 Sunset Jazz at Whalers Village - The jazz performances are free and feature some of Maui’s, and America’s, greatest jazz artists. 6-9 p.m.,

Whaler’s Village, Kaanapali. 661-4567. Yeehaw! - Line dance lessons. All types of music. All ages welcome. Every Sun. Free. 7 p.m.,

Lahaina Cannery Mall, 667-9513.

TUESDAY, JULY 18 Action Team - Citizens patrol of Kalama Park with purpose of keeping it safe, clean and friendly. Every 3rd Tue. of the month. 5:30 p.m., Kihei

Comm. Center, 879-5654.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 19 Business and Professional Women - Empower yourself with this wonderful opportunity to network with other women and discover the resources available to you today through Maui BPW. $20 (dinner and presentation). 5:30 p.m., Dunes Restaurant at Maui Lani, 877-8963. WOW! - Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. This week: South Seas Island Magic w/ Henry Kaleialoha Allen. 6:30-8 p.m. Call

Keiki Summer Camp - Wed. through Fri. (through Sep. 1). Maui Ocean Center will be offering a day camp this summer for children age 7-12. Children will spend the day with trained ocean naturalists, learning about Hawaii’s unique marine life. $55. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui Ocean Center, 270-

7075 or 270-7085. After-School Tutoring - Every Thu and Tue. Hui Malama Learning Center provides trained tutors to all children who attend this after school program. Students who attend will also have the opportunity to learn hula, play ‘ukulele, play games and more. Free. 2:30-4:30 p.m., 399 N

Market St., Wailuku. 986-0700 or 244-5911 for other locations. Graphic Design for Teens - Every Mon. Handson graphic design class using PC computers with Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator. For teenagers only. Free. 3-4 p.m. at Hui Malama Learning

Center, Wailuku. 244-5911, ext. 35. Facial Art - Tue. "The Art of Face Painting" is a free lecture-demonstration program conducted by Rachel Deboer. Includes an informational slide show about face painting, then the keiki create their own design, and are assisted in applying the design. 11 a.m., Hana Public & School Library,

248-4848.

LECTURE English as a Second Language - Every Thu. & Tue. Hui Malama offers ESL classes for residents and visitors. 9 a.m.-12 p.m., 160 #A N. Market

St., Wailuku, 249-0111. GED - Every Thu. Hui Malama Learning Center offers a free GED class to residents of Hana. 5-7

p.m., Hana Library, 244-5911. Arthur Rosenfeld - Fri. Tai Chi master and author Arthur Rosenfield is giving a mind-body presentation on his specific life-changing methods; how the combination of philosophy and movement can profoundly reprogram us. $10. 7:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390. Entrepreneurship Talk Story - Every Fri. Established and Start-up entrepreneurs as well as other business service providers welcome to share challenges, solutions, brainstorm and network. Free. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Maui County

Business Resource Center located in the Maui Mall, 873-8247. Intuitive Healing - Sat. Healing guidance from your higher self. A lecture presented by Matthew Hammond. Free. 9:30-11:30 a.m., The Dragon’s

891-6770 ext. 2.

Den, 572-2424.

Dance - Valley Isle Ballroom Dance Club's monthly dance. 7-9 p.m., Wailuku Community Center,

All About Homeschooling - Sat. Presented by Gail Nagasako, founder of HAPPY: Homeschool

Thursday 07/13

Friday 07/14

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 891-6394

JACQUES

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Live Entertainment 9pm

Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Kenny Roberts, 6pm

El Nino 6pm

The Dogg House 10pm

MON - Steve Mendoza, 6pm; TUE-WED - Da Hawaiians, 6pm

Thirsty Thursdays w/Q103 $6, 10pm

Conscious Healing 10pm

Hot Latin Nights w/Jammin’ J, $6, 10pm

Adam Bowen 10pm

MON - Crunch Pups, 10pm; TUE - Pani Mai, 9pm; WED - Curtis Williams, 10pm

TBA 10pm

Crazy Fingers 10pm

Karaoke 9:30pm

Voodoo Suns 9pm

Chad & Lake’s Ohana Jam 9pm

Malik & Skipper Beats or DJ Tony

MON - Open Mic w/Adam Bowen, 9pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn of Gomega, 10pm; WED - Hoku, 9pm

KIMO’S

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LIFE’S A BEACH

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Monday 07/17 – Wednesday 07/19

DJ El Gato & guest DJ $5, 10pm

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

Sunday 07/16

Salsa w/DJ El Gato No cover, 10pm

HORHITOS

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Saturday 07/15

Rampage 9pm

DA KINECALENDAR Adventures: Program for Parents and Youngsters, a support group for homeschooling families. 1-4 p.m., MCC, 984-3231. Breathe Joy into Life - Tue. Introductory lecture to start the “Art of Living” workshops. Courses are July 20-25. 6:30 p.m. For registration and info: Catherine Velasquez, 573 2721. The Nene - Tue. All about the Nene of Haleakala National Park, a free talk by a Park specialist on the Nene, an endemic bird evolved from the Canadian goose, and the emblem of Maui's Haleakala National Park. 7-8:30 p.m., Pukalani Tavares Community Center, pool-side multi-purpose room, 572-9724. Workshop - Wed. The Hawaii Tourism Authority (HTA), will be holding County Product Enrichment Program (CPEP) workshops to present information on the 2007 program. 5-6:30 p.m., Maui Community College, Kalama Building, Room 103, 270-7997.

ENVIRONMENTAL Haleakala - Sat. Projects include invasive plant removal, greenhouse work, planting, painting, ‘opala pickup and more. Appropriate for families with children age six and above. Bring water, snacks, sun and rain protection, warm layers, work gloves (if possible), and comfortable boots or closed walking shoes. 9 a.m.-12 p.m. meet at the Maintenance Yard (just past the entrance gate), 876-1673.

SPORTS 10K Run - Sat. Iao Valley 10K Run 7 a.m. Wailuku Public Parking Lot, Trudy Danza, 878-8678.

ART Jack Hamilton - Every Fri. in July. Jack Hamilton will be painting live. He often captures his enjoyment of nature by using the inspiration of open-air (plein air) painting on location. 6-9 p.m., Maui Hands Gallery, Lahaina, 573-2021. Carolyn Quan - Fri. Acclaimed photo collage artist Carolyn Quan demonstrates some of her digital collage techniques. 6:30-9 p.m., The Quan Gallery, Lahaina, 667-2757. Art Night - Every Fri. night. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments, all free and open to the public. 7-10 p.m., Front Street, 667-9194. Dr. Gary Greenburg - Wed. A special slide presentation of Dr. Gary Greenburg’s beautiful miniatures of nature. This fascinating collection will be especially interesting to science and art aficionados. 1-4 p.m., Maui Hands Paia Gallery, 573-2021.

POETRY Poets Society - Thu. Maui Live Poets Society in Lahaina meets every 2nd Thu. of the month for open poetry readings. 6:30-9 p.m. Call Melinda Gohn at 661-0517. Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m. Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 276-5467.

POLITICAL Policy Convention - Fri. Maui Chamber of Commerce's Policy Convention, the forum for Chamber members to discuss, debate and vote on the organization's public policy issues for the next three years. $45 (includes continental breakfast and lunch buffet). 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m., King Kamehameha Golf Club, 871-7711. Talk Story - Thu, Fri, Mon, Tue. Mayoral candidate Charmaine Tavares is inviting the public to “talk story” at a series of meetings she is hosting throughout the county. Thu, 7 p.m., Hannibal Tavares Community Center; Fri, 6:30 p.m., Helene Hall: Mon, 7 p.m., Lahaina Community Center; Tue, 7 p.m., Paia Community Center. For more info visit www.CharmaineTavares.org. Gladys Baisa - Sat. Gladys is running for County Council. Fundraiser to take place 5:30-7:30 p.m., Hana Helene Hall.

Reilley’s Steaks & Seafood - Piano Music with Shiro Mori - Thu., Darrin Lenett - Fri, Gene Argel Mon. -Tue., Angie Carr, Wed., all shows 6-8 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Ste #304 Kahana, 667-7477

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - John Kane, Wed, Thu and Fri; Harry Troupe, Sat; Kaleo Phillips, Sun; Clay Mortenson Mon, Tue. All sets from 7:30-10 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Brooks Maguire, Thu, Sat, Sun and Wed; Harry Troupe, Fri; Gail Swanson, Tue. All sets from 4:30-7:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Sat & Sun; Howard Ahia, Mon & Fri; The Carroll Brother, Tue; Hau Phat, Wed; Live music. All sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - Kawika Lum , Albert & Billy, Mon; Jarret Roback and Albert & Billy, Tue; Ernest Pua’a and Brian & Roy, Wed; Ernest Pua’a and Bradah Brian & Don Thu; Bradah Brian & Roy, Fri; TBA, Sat; Kawika Lum Ryan Tanaka & Friends, Sun. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Acoustic Music every night. 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 6670787. Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - Harry Troupe, Thu; Teri Garrison, Fri & Sat; Joshua, Sun; Bentley Kalloway, Wed. All shows 7-10 p.m. 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina, 667-9616.

Public Hearings - Tue. The Department of Land and Natural Resources (DLNR) will hold statewide public hearings on proposed rule amendments for use of lay gillnets in Hawaiian waters. 6 p.m., Lihikai School Cafeteria, 335 S. Papa Avenue, Kahului.

Kahana Sands Restaurant - Featuring live music. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000.

TV/Radio

Leilani’s On The Beach - Crazy Fingers, Thu, 3:30 - 5:30 p.m.; JD & Friends, Fri-Sat, 2:30-5:30 p.m.; Kilohana, Sun, 3:30-6 p.m; Wed Jarret Robak 3:30 - 5:30 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

Talk Story - Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m. on KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145. Maui Talks - Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787. Words of Peace - Wed-Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 7 a.m., Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084. Call In - Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM. Call in 242-7800. Small Town Maui - Fri. A new, live, one-hour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. Debuts at 7 a.m., KAOI, 1110 AM.

Kimo’s - Sam Ahia, Wed.-Sat., 7-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Mango Cafe - Live entertainment, Fri.-Sun, 5-7 p.m. 2290 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Ka’anapali, 667-1929. Maui Brewing Co. - Nino Toscano, Thu-Fri; Marvin Tevaga, Sat & Wed; Brian Haia, Mon; Kawika Lum Ho, Tue. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473. Moose McGillycuddy’s - Greg & Steve, Thu; Llayne & Greg, Fri; Mark & Mike, Sat-Sun; Anastasia, Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Trevor Jones, Tue. & Thu.; AnRil, Fri.; John Taylor, Sat.; Irish Jam Session, Wed. All shows start at 6 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. Pioneer Inn - Ah-Tim Eleniki (Local-style guitar), Thu, 6-9 p.m.; Greg Di Piazza, Wed, 6-9 p.m.; Captain Billy Bones, Tue, 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

Sea House Restaurant - Hawaiian music with Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques, Thu; Kincade Basques, Fri, Sat, Mon and Tues; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed. All sets 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500. WM – Live music nightly, 6-9:30 p.m.; Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, On the Rocks; Thu, Benoit Jazz Works. 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-7898.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Boy Kana’e and Ka’ Uhaneleo, Fri and Mon, 6:30-9 p.m.; Braddah Frances and friends, Sat, 6:30 p.m.; Terri Garrison, Sun, 4-6:30 p.m Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844. Capische? – Mark Johnston, Thu-Sat; Brian Cuomo, Sun and Wed; Sal & Estaire Godinez, Mon. All sets 7-10 p.m. Diamond Resort, 555 Kaukahi, 879-2224. Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana -- Eddi Delgado, Fri, 7-8:30 p.m.; Island Stylin’, Sat and Mon, 7-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910. Marco’s Southside Grill – Various artists (piano), Mon-Sun. All sets from 7-10 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. Mulligan’s on the Blue – Celtic Tigers, Thu and Fri, 8 p.m.; Celtic Tigers, Sun, 7 p.m.; Gypsy Pacific, Mon, 7 p.m.; Benoit Jazz Works, Tue, 7 p.m.; Joyce & Gord, Wed, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Seawatch Restaurant - Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., 875-8080. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Live entertainment. Tony & Peter, Sun, Tue and Thu; Wed and Fri, Trevor Jones 4-6 p.m. Outdoor seating on the Aloha Jungle Lanai. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café – Patrick Major, Tue & Thu. All sets from 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Kenny Roberts, Sun & Mon.; Kaleo Cullen with hula show by Cora, Tue.; Keoki Ruiz, Wed.; Kawika Lum Ho, Thu.; Kaleo Cullen, Fri.; Louis Lambert, Sat. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8860. Yorman’s By The Sea – All That Jazz Band, WedSun 7-10 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Rd. Kihei, 874-8385.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri; Ron Kuala’au, 6 p.m. 1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774. Brigit & Bernard's Gardencafe - Live entertain-

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

JULY 13, 2006

Thursday 07/13 LOBBY LOUNGE

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Friday 07/14

Saturday 07/15

Sunday 07/16

Monday 07/17 – Wednesday 07/19

Nils & Anastasia 8:30-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 8:30-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 8:30-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 8:30-11:30pm

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm Johnson, 8:30-11:30pm

LONGHI’S

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Neto, Latin salsa night, No cover, 8-11pm

The Willies, No cover, 8-11pm

Live Music, No cover, 8-9pm; Live DJ, No cover, 9pm

WED - Karaoke, 9pm

MAUI BREWING CO.

WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana - 669-3474

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844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

DJ Brandon No cover, 9pm

DJ Tark No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Turk, No cover 9pm; TUE - DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm; WED - DJ Mackie Mac, No cover, 9pm

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

TBA

Dylan Donkin 10pm

Celtic Tigers

MON - Gypsy Pacific; TUE - Benoit Jazzworks

DJ Eimear 10pm

Dylan Donkin 10pm

Dropkick Vic 10pm

Steve Sargenti 9pm

MON - Dropkick Vic, 10pm; TUE - DJ Bern & Celtic Tigers, 10pm; WED - DJ Eimear, 10pm

Kanoa

Jarod

Crunch Pups

Live Jazz, No cover 9pm-12am

Live Jazz, No cover, 9pm-12am

900 Front St., Lahaina - 661-1200

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MULLIGAN’S AN THE WHARF

Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

NEPTUNES

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-2555

PACIFIC’O

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

Cornell Campbell 9pm

Bunny Ball 9pm

Sin City 9pm

SANSEI 115 Bay Dr., Kapalua - 669-6286 SANSEI Kihei Town Center - 879-0004

Karaoke, 10pm-1am Karaoke, 10pm-1am

Karaoke, 10pm-1am

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

DJ Durty, No cover, 9pm

Backyard Party, No cover, 9pm

Backyard Party, No Cover, 9pm

PARADICE BLUZ

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

Sin City 9pm

MON - Sin City, 9pm TUE - Techno Shoes w/DJ EdV, 9pm; WED - Ladies Night w/Loverboys, 9pm

MON - DJ Ed V, 10pm, No cover; TUE - DJ Afro-Flatulence, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

DJ Blast, $10, 9:30pm

SPATS TRATTORIA

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

WED - Catastrophic

Curtis & Maggie No cover, 9:30pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 9:30pm

TUE - Hale, No cover, 9:30pm WED - John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm

Wild Rose $3, 9pm

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

The Edge $3, 9pm

ment. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului.

from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

2605 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0031

Café Marc Aurel - Sat; Shimmy Nights Transport yourself to realms of the Mysterious and Exotic with Live Belly Dance performances. Two shows 7 p.m. & 8 p.m. Mon, Express Yourself with Music, Song, Poetry Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m. all shows no cover. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852.

■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 NOHEA KAI DR, LAHAINA, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge: Live music nightly 6:30-9:30 p.m. directly following the torch lighting ceremony.

Lagoon Bar Entertainment w/hula dancers, 6-8 nightly; Bobby & Ralph, Thu, Mon and Tue; Ralph & Allan, Fri; Fausto & Kawaika, Sat and Sun; Nathan & Ralph, Wed. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset, 7-8 nightly.

■ KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 661-0011

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 KAANAPALI PARKWAY, 667-2525

■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-1922

Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages: Illusions and dinner show Tue-Sat, 5 p.m. Free hula show, 6:30-7:30 nightly.

Ono’s Bar & Grille: Thu; Scott Baird. Fri; Larry Golis. Sat; Steve Sargenti. Sun; Margie Heart. Mon; Ernest Puaa. Tue; Brian Haia. Wed; Kalani Smythe. All shows 6-9 p.m.

Hawaiian Entertainment w/hula 6-9 nightly in Kumu Bar & Grill. Hawaiian entertainment 9-11 nightly in the Mele Mele Lounge featuring Pam Gamboa Peterson Mon and Sat, Mitch Kepa & Raymond "Mundo" Medeiros. Paradise & Ka Poe O Hawaii perform at the Luau, Mon, Tue, Thu and Fri.

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Mañana Garage - Nightly Neto & Friends, Latin music, 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 8730220. Moana Cafe - Thu; Haiku Hillbillys, Fri; Tom Conway & Randall Rospond, Wed; Hula Honeys. All shows 6:30-9:30 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-9999. Sushi Go - Presents a concept unlike anything on Maui: Conveyor-belt sushi. Live Music every Wed, 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. Unisan - Sushi and more. Mon, Tue & Thu; Billy. Wed, Fri & Sat; Allen. All performances 6-8 (or 9) p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Jacque’s - Live Jazz, Mon, 5 p.m.120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Various Artists, Fri-Sat and Wed, 9 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe - Hula Honeys, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music with elegance and aloha. Live Jazz, Wed; Anik, Fri; Benoit Jazz,6-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ EMBASSY VACATION RESORT 104 KA’ANAPALI SHORES, LAHAINA, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill: Live music, Thu and Wed; Patrick Major, Fri; Wayne & Friends, Sun; Ernest Pua’a w/ Hawaiian music, Mon and Tue. All sets

JULY 13, 2006

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

Tiki Courtyard Of Ka’anapali Beach Hotel: Live music featuring Alanui with Uncle Rudi, nightly from 6:30 p.m. Sun, Hula show, 6:30 p.m. ■ MAUI MARRIOTT 100 NOHEA KAI DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 667-1200 Nalu’s: Kawika Lum Ho, Sat, 5:30-7:30 p.m. ■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Hawaiian Music: Kincaid & Albert, Thu; Kincaid Basques Fri-Sat, Mon-Tue; Kapule Paoa, Sun; Albert Kaina, Wed; All Hawaiian music shows from 7-9 p.m. ■ RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA ONE RITZ-CARLTON DRIVE, KAPALUA, 669-6200 Lobby Lounge: Live music, 6-10 nightly. Banyan Tree Restaurant: World fusion duo Ranga Pae,Tue-Sat, 6:15-9:45 p.m. Kapalua Indoor Theater: Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Concerts series features traditional Hawaiian music. Every Wed 7:30 p.m. Tickets: $40 visitor and $30 kama`aina rate. 1888-669-3858. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 KEKAA DRIVE, KAANAPALI, 661-3611 Live Hawaiian music, 6-8pm Thu-Sat in the Royal Ocean Terrace. Royal Lahaina Luau featuring authentic Hawaiian and Polynesian song and dance at 5 nightly. ■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL

Tropica: Happy hour music: Wilmont Kahaialii, Thu, 3-6 p.m. & Tue, 3-5 p.m.; Mitch Kepa, Fri, Mon & Wed, 3-6 p.m.; Ron Santiago, Sun, 3-6 p.m.; Nightly Music 6-9 p.m. Scott Baird, Thu; Steve Sargenti, Fri & Sat; Derek Elaban, Sun; Margie Heart, Mon; Brian Haia, Tue; Kalani Smythe, Wed.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge, Hawaiian music w/Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran, Thu, 5:30-7:30 p.m. followed by jazz w/Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; contemporary music w/Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis, Fri, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; island style trio, Sat and Mon, 5:30-7:30 p.m. w/hula dancer 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria, Sun, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Nils & Anastasia (of VooDoo Suns) live & unplugged Mon and Sat, 8:30-11:30 p.m.; Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata, Wed, 8:3011:30 p.m. Sunset torchlighting nightly. ■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-1234 Botero Bar entertainment, Live Music, Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m.; Strolling Hawaiian duo in the Humuhumunukunukuapua’a nightly. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 875-4100 Lobby Bar, Live music nightly 5:30-9:30 p.m.

■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA East Wing- Live music with Marti Kluth playing classical, pop, and Jazz piano 6:30-8 p.m., Wed Lower Courtyard- Live music w/Jamie Lawerence and Hawaiian band 6:30-8 p.m., Wed

■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 WAILEA ALANUI, WAILEA, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace: Live Hawaiian contemporary music by Lono, Mon-Tue; Bobby Krueger, WedThu; Mahalo Greg, Fri; Rama Camarillo, Sat; Mondo Kane, Sun. All sets 6-9 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 MAKENA ALANUI, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge: Ron Kuala’au, Hawaiian and contemporary guitar and vocals, Sun, 6-10:30 p.m. and Tue, Thu and Sat, 6-8:30 p.m.; Mele ‘Ohana duo, Mon, Wed. and Fri, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. and 6-8 p.m., Mon-Sat, 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI HANA, 248-8211 Hawaiian Music in Paniolo Lounge: Thu thru Sun, 6:30-9:30 p.m.; Hula show, every Thu and Sun, 7:30-8:15 p.m. in the Main Dining Room.

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Some men will boast about anything (especially if they’re drunk enough): how expensive their cars are, the size of their dicks, their ability to drink more than the next guy. You’re generally too cool to get sucked into that ridiculousness. But you can occasionally let your ego get out of hand, and that’s a danger this week. Be careful to avoid another kind of bragging contest, one with consequences more serious than a few rolled eyes, laughs at your expense, and a terrible hangover the next day.

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My dog will brave massive thunderstorms, long, chaotic road trips, screaming children with grabby hands, fireworks and clumsy drunk people with equal aplomb. But the wind rustling a curtain or making a door swing fills him with tremendous anxiety. I wish I could figure out what’s going on in his head so I could help him get over his fears. I wish the same thing for you—because to me, some of your most immediate anxieties are as nonsensical as being terrified by a gentle breeze. Fear doesn’t have to make sense. But (unlike my dog) you can use logic to help live with it (and without being limited by it). This week, try that.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) You’re a pretty astute and together person, but in one area of your life, you suck. It’s as if you’ve fallen completely asleep, and you’re making important decisions in the surreality of your dreams. I doubt they’d hold much water for you, either, if you’d manage to actually realistically examine them. Unfortunately, these choices have to do with things that are essentially non-rational—like who you’re attracted to (and who you’re not)—so it’s understandable that they’re immune to logic or common sense. But whether you act on these irrational, dreamlike urges is another matter. Get advice from someone you trust—someone you think really knows how to live his/her life—then follow it.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Some Pisces don’t do much self-promotion, ostensibly to avoid being like those people who are constantly, obnoxiously, selling themselves and what they do. But you could (and should) get away with doing a bit more advertising of your virtues than you have. After all, you have a lot more to offer than most of those sell-outs; you’re actually original and talented. I’m not asking you to become a total attention whore, but being psychotically shy or modest isn’t going to get you anywhere. I know, I know—you’re not even sure you want to get anywhere. But we want—and need—you to. So do it for us, would you?

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) No one expects you to be realistic, Aries. It’s not in your essential nature, which is wired to act upon hopes and aspirations, not cynically limited realities. There are plenty of dreamers out there, but these days hardly anyone is willing to leap, repeatedly, based on self-faith alone. There are times when reality ought to intrude and tell you to pursue a different course—but this isn’t one of them. This might ultimately not be the path for you. But there’s no way to figure that out, one way or the other, until you’ve proceeded quite a ways further down it.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Things aren’t going so well with one particular arena of your life, so you’re thinking of paring back how much time and energy you put into that aspect of things. Bad move. Now, when things are so crap, is when you should be amping up your efforts in that department. You might think that toning things down will make them better, but you’re dead wrong. What you actually need to do is step up your game. Make things more intense, time-consuming, and perhaps even a bit out of control. Then, weirdly, they’ll also get good. Probably really good.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Most Geminis I know are pretty up on the latest things. But there are a few who’ve managed to fall (almost) hopelessly behind. These poor Twins just throw up their hands and turn their attention to something else, because it’s simply too daunting to jump into now. I hope you’re not one of these, but if you are, get some help. It’s not too late to catch up. If you’re stuck in the back of the class do what every dumb jock has done when he wanted to stay on the team—get some nerd to help you get a passing grade. CAERIEL@YAHOO.COM

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INDEX OF WINNERS Abandoned Cars..................................49 Ace Hardware ................................13, 18 Alexander’s Fish & Chips ................41, 43 Aloha Mixed Plate ................................39 Amigo’s .................................................37 Anderson, Carissa.................................14 Andrew .................................................40 Apana, James “Kimo” ..........................48 Baby Beach ..........................................51 Bada Bing .............................................38 Bad Ass Coffee Co. ..............................27 Big Beach .............................................51 BJ’s Chicago Pizza ................................28 Black Rock ............................................51 Blu .........................................................26 Blue Lagoon .........................................39 Bobulu .................................................20 Bocalino Bistro & Bar.............................44 Borders Books & Music......................8, 15 Café Brooklyn .......................................36 Café Del Ray ........................................36 Café Marc Aurel ...................................20 Capische? ............................................28 Casanova.......................................21, 38 Chad ....................................................40 Coldstone Creamery............................44 Collins, Lance .......................................48 Colours Salon........................................14 Cool Cat Café .....................................40 Corner of Church and Main...........21, 22 Da Kitchen......................................26, 39 DeMott, Phil...........................................32 Down to Earth .......................................42 Dowling Company ...............................49 Dragon Dragon ....................................32 Dragon’s Teeth ......................................47 Ekolu .....................................................19 Ellman, Mark .........................................34 The Enchantress ......................................8 Feast at Lele .........................................34 Fiesta Time ............................................33 Fire Dragon...........................................32 Garrison, Teri .........................................24 Gazebo ................................................44 Gomega...............................................19 Hanafuda Saimin..................................25 Hapa’s ..................................................21 Hard Rock Café....................................36 Henry’s Bar............................................50 Holter, Lance.........................................45 Home Depot .........................................13 Honokowai Okazuya.............................40 Honokowai Swap Meet........................27 House of Saimin ....................................25 Hui No'eau ............................................20

International House of Pancakes..........39 Island Ink ................................................8 Jack’s Terrace.................................40, 43 Jamba Juice ........................................36 Jawz Fish Tacos.....................................33 Johnson, Jo Anne .................................48 Jonny’s Burger Joint ..............................40 Joy’s Place............................................38 K, Willie ...........................................19, 24 Ka’anapali Beach.................................50 Kahale’s Beach Club ............................38 Kahului Public Library .............................9 Kahului Swap Meet ...............................27 Kalepa, Archie......................................52 Kamaole Beach III ..........................47, 52 Kane, Dain............................................49 Kihei Aquatic Center ............................53 Kihei Caffe............................................44 Kristin.....................................................36 Krynsen, Rhonda ..................................15 Lahaina ................................................47 Lahaina Aquatic Center .......................53 Lahaina Grown .....................................19 Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar .........26 La Perouse ............................................51 Lappert’s ...............................................44 Launiupoko ...........................................52 Life’s a Beach ......................................42 Little Beach ...........................................10 L&L Drive-Inn ...................................26, 39 Longhi’s.................................................40 Long’s Drugs .........................................43 Love Shack ...........................................13 Lulu’s .....................................................35 Main St. Bistro........................................27 Makena Beach...............................47, 49 Makena Grill .........................................40 Mama’s Fish House .........................39, 42 Mana Foods ...................................42, 43 Manana Garage......................30, 40, 42 Mana’o Radio.......................................23 Marco’s Grill..........................................42 Maui Arts & Cultural Center ..................22 Maui Bake Shop ...................................35 Maui Batting Cages........................50, 52 Maui Booksellers .....................................8 Maui Child Toys & Books.......................10 Maui Classical Music Festival ...............24 Maui County Fair ..................................24 Maui County Parks & Recreation .........47 Maui Film Festival..................................23 Maui Humane Society ...................14, 17 Maui Mall..............................................22 Maui Oil Co. .........................................15 MauiSlam..............................................23 Maui Tacos .....................................34, 36 Maui Tattoo Co. ......................................8

Minit Stop .............................................26 Minka Maui.............................................8 Mistura, Matteo ....................................34 Misty......................................................35 Morning Goddess Alaka’i ...............19, 20 Mr. Wine................................................43 Mulligan’s on the Blue.....................32, 42 Nikhilananda ........................................45 Old Lahaina Luau .................................34 Outback Steak House ....................25, 27 PacificLight Net.....................................17 Paia ......................................................45 Paia Fish Market..............................41, 43 Paradice Bluz..................................21, 53 Paradise Spice........................................8 Parsons, Rob ........................................45 Las Pinatas .....................................33, 37 Planet Smoothie....................................36 Point 101...............................................23 Polipoli Redwoods.................................54 Pulehu BBQ ...........................................34 Pump Don’t Dump ..........................47, 48 Rainbow Attic........................................13 Renny....................................................40 Requests ...............................................17 Roadrunner...........................................11 Roads ..................................................47 Roselani Ice Cream..............................44 Ross.......................................................47 Roy’s .....................................................25 Ruth’s Chris............................................27 7-Eleven................................................26 Sansei .............................................39, 41 Sarento’s ...............................................41 Savers ...................................................11 Seawatch..............................................41 Shaka Pizza ...........................................28 Sisters & Co.......................................9, 15 Skin Deep ...............................................8 Spago...................................................39 Starbucks ..............................................27 Stella Blues............................................30 Studio 505 ........................................9, 10 Subway .................................................38 Sushi Go................................................41 20-156 Hawai’i......................................53 Taguma, Keith.......................................47 Tasty Crust ............................................39 Tiffany’s Bar & Grill ................................38 Tiki Bar ..................................................42 Tiki Lounge .....................................32, 40 Wailuku .................................................47 Water ....................................................48 Weenies and Bikinis ........................13, 16 Wharf Cinema Center ..........................23 Zip Lining .............................................51 Zuihao...................................................31

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