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VOLUME 13 • ISSUE 04
4 MAUI COUNTY Maui folks weigh in on the results of this year’s Maui Time Best of Maui reader’s poll in Editor’s Inbox. This week’s Eh Brah! chides a dude who didn’t look both ways while cruising for booze. Rob Report remembers West Maui environmental advocate Ed Lindsey. LC Watch pokes fun LC machismo. Jacob Shafer has a couple of those weird Maui moments in Coconut Wireless. A surprising shortage of oddball Florida occurrences in News of the Weird.
12 FEATURE STORY Maui writer Wayne Moniz recently published Under Maui Skies, a book of vibrant, wellresearched short stories set on Maui during recent centuries. Jacob Shafer talks with Moniz about what it means to write historical fiction on Maui.
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THIS WEEK’S QUESTION If a biopic were to be made about your life, who would be cast as you? Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com Warwick Davis Calendar Editor/Staff Writer: Kate Bradshaw (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com A squirrel Proofreader: Dina Wilson
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17 MUSIC SCENE Two famed classical musicians from India come to Maui for an international bazaar type-deal. Kate Bradshaw explores the roots of this particular form.
18 FILM Barry Wurst III laments the mangling of a pretty good book about high school, love and humiliation in his review of I Love You, Beth Cooper.
19 Movie Listings
20 DA KINE CALENDAR Kate Bradshaw looks into the most awesomest of events in store in This Week’s Picks, including a gi-normous reggae show featuring New Zealand band Katchafire.
22 Calendar & Grid
29BACK PAGES 29 Sign Language 30 Local Classifieds 31 Mind, Body & Spirit
Contributors: Jessica Armstrong, Caeriel Crestin, Lloyd Dangle, Beau Ewan, Doug Levin, Jared Libby, Greg Mebel, Rob Parsons, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower Denzel Washington Art Director: Brittany Shaw (808) 281-8975 / brittany@mauitime.com Naomi Watts Graphic Designer: Kellee LaVars Aishwarya Rai (Bollywood version) Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com Michael Madsen General Manager: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com Helena Bonham Carter (Tim Burton directs) Administrative Executive: Judy Toba (808) 244-0777 / judy@mauitime.com Seth Rogen Administrative Assistant: Jennifer Brown Jennifer Anniston Web Design: Linear Publishing www.linearpublishing.com Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com Fred Flinstone
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Here is just some of the feedback we’ve received in response to our 2009 Best of Maui issue (Jul. 9). Some of you were stoked with the results, and some of you thought your fellow Mauians missed a thing or two – or may be guilty of ballot stuffing (something we very actively sought to prevent). Mahalo to all who shared their mana‘o on the many things the Valley Isle has to offer.
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BEST (missed)) VIEW Was the Plantation Club House considered? It’s gotta be 100 miles. Mike, submitted online via mauitime.com
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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD WALK ALL OVER HIM A 48-year-old immigrant from Malta regularly hangs out in various New York City bars, but always on the floor, so that he can enjoy his particular passion of being stepped on. “Georgio T.” told The New York Times in June that he has delighted in being stepped on since he was a kid. While one playmate “wanted to be the doctor, (another) wanted to be the carpenter...I would want to be the carpet.” Nowadays, he carries a custom-made rug he can affix to his back (and a sign, Step on Carpet) and may lie face-down for several hours if the bar is busy. He is also a regular at “high foot-traffic” fetish parties, where dozens of stompers (especially women in stilettos) can satisfy their own urges while gratifying Georgio.
THUG LIFE Steven Gilmore Jr., 21, was arrested in Gainesville, Fla., after an aborted convenience store robbery in which he shot a clerk with a BB gun. Police said Gilmore confessed to the crime, explaining that he is an aspiring rap singer and felt he needed to commit a violent crime to gain “street cred.”
THIS JUST IN: TEEN PREGNANCY IS GOOD! Addressing a conference in Hobart, Australia, in May, professor Julie Quinlivan, dean of the University of Notre Dame Australia’s medical school, said that for disadvantaged teenage girls, becoming pregnant is a good thing, teaching a sense of responsibility that may otherwise not
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BURNING AT BOTH ENDS Even though life and health insurance companies now routinely penalize smokers with higher premiums (or by refusing their business), the companies themselves own tobacco company stock worth at least $4.4 billion, according to a recent New England Journal of Medicine report. Centers for Disease Control estimates that more than 400,000 Americans die prematurely each year due in part to smoking (burdening life insurance companies but perhaps sparing health insurers from having to pay out over longer lifetimes).
INCOMPETENT CRIMINALS (1) In April, police in Fayetteville, N.C., were seeking a pregnant woman who walked into a Carter Bank & Trust branch with a handgun and demanded cash. As a clerk was taking money out to give to her, she received a call on her cell phone, and the conversation became so intense that she ignored the money and walked out of the bank empty-handed, still talking. (2) Alfonso Rizzuto, 47, who was on the run from forgery charges in Scranton, Pa., was arrested in nearby Kingston when he wandered into a post office and an employee noticed that Rizzuto bore a great resemblance to the photo on the Wanted poster of “Alfonso Rizzuto” tacked to the wall. (3) Daniel Doster Jr., 42, was arrested in Yorktown, Ind., in March for masturbating while standing beside his mailbox (which he told police he was doing to show his neighbors “who was boss”). MTW
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Remarkable Aloha
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ou’ve got to look at the whole enchilada,” Uncle Ed Lindsey would say, pausing to let the assembled group absorb his message. In the years we served on the Maui Tomorrow Foundation board together, I grew to appreciate his commonsense approach. He offered his opinion with clarity and the strength of purpose of a steersman dipping his oar into the water to guide his outrigger through turbulent swells. A lifelong educator, Lahaina native Edwin Robert Naleilehua Lindsey, Jr. taught school for twenty-five years in Hana and Wailuku. But in his “retirement” he undertook a number of cultural restoration projects that will long define a legacy steeped in Hawaiian values. Indeed, Lindsey was an ambassador of aloha in the fullest meaning of the word. On a warm, sunny Friday afternoon an overflow crowd filled Waiola Church in Lahaina; an elegant historic structure that well suits the man. Hundreds, young and old, gathered in aloha-wear for the celebration of a life well lived. In contrast to the choked up sadness of some memorial services, a sense of peace wafted through the plumeria-scented air. Uncle Ed’s physical body had succumbed to cancer, but not before he passed his gifts to countless students, family, and friends. Lindsey’s sister Roselle Bailey offered an oli (chant), lamenting, “Auwe, auwe!” The wailing sadness at his passing ended in joyful prayer, as Bailey expained, “His spirit has joined the ancestors at Pu`u Kukui, and the rainbow has embraced him.” Bailey then spoke of her brother’s tireless endeavors. “He established a really wonderful foundation of his work. The burden is now on us,” she said.
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ecognizing the inseparable link between Hawaiian culture and the environment, Lindsey helped create organizations designed to malama (take care of) the land and the sea. In 2002, Lindsey founded Maui Cultural Lands, Inc. with the aim of restoring cultural ruins in West Maui’s Honokowai Valley and educating the public about the ‘aina. For years he led groups there every Saturday to remove invasive plants and uncover long-forgotten foundations and rock walls of taro lo`i.
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LC Watch Often, we seek out fodder for this column by attending meetings, chatting with LC officials, collecting tips from venue owners, etc. But occasionally, column fodder falls conveniently—and unexpectedly—into our lap. Take the evening of Wednesday, July 1. Maui Time reporter, calendar editor and all around scenemaker Kate Bradshaw was enjoying some sustenance and entertainment at Flatbread in Paia when three LC agents entered the establishment.
Uncle Ed Lindsey, cultural and environmental educator.
“People who help the land and the culture, who give unselfishly for the sake of the land, they are the heroes, the real warriors.” - Uncle Ed Lindsey Maui Cultural Lands has also established ongoing projects in Ukumehame as well as the lands near the Kaheawa Pastures wind farm. MCL’s Web site quotes Lindsey in its strategic plan: “People who help the land and the culture, who give unselfishly for the sake of the land, they are the heroes, the real warriors.” These are words that befit the man himself. hen the Maui County Council honored Lindsey with a resolution last May, well-wishers packed the council chambers in appreciation. Among them were representatives from Na Kapuna O Maui, Lahaina Hawaiian Civic Club, Kaanapali 2020, and Maui Tomorrow.
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Uncle Ed also was instrumental in Kilakila O Haleakala, a group that assesses the cultural significance of Maui’s landmark volcanic mountain in light of the proposed solar telescope. He was a cofounder and president of the `Ohana Coalition, a registered Political Action Committee begun in 2002 with the intent of electing candidates on the basis of shared values rather than backgrounds or political parties. He hoped the group would help voters choose candidates who would act in the public’s interest rather than that of big business. In 2007 he helped launch the Maui Nui Marine Resources Council. The young organization addresses fishing licenses, bag limits, cultural fishing rights, aquarium collecting, and other key issues impacting our near shore waters. Like so many of the organizations he helped create, the MNMRC grew out of earlier protection efforts. I recall Uncle Ed’s force-
They headed, as one would expect, to the bar and stuck around for what seemed like 20 minutes; Kate says she couldn’t hear exactly what was being said, but it was clear they weren’t interested in the pizza. Given the duration of the agents’ visit, Kate says, it seemed like a serious violation had taken place and that a bust of some sort was about to occur. Tension was in the air. When the agents finally left, Kate asked a member of the staff what all the fuss was about. A minor decoy sting, perhaps? Over-serving? An unregistered underage employee? Nope. Turns out the bar’s “You must be 21 or over…” sign wasn’t being displayed prominently enough. Not that they didn’t have the sign, mind you, just that it needed to be put in a different, more visible spot.
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ROBREPORT ALOHAA: continued from page 9 ful testimony during DLNR meeting on a proposed partial ban on gill net fishing, a debate that remained volatile for years. Uncle Ed stood in the Maui Waena Intermediate School cafeteria and spoke sternly, contradicting those who said lay gill nets were a cultural right. “If we’re talking Hawaiian culture, let’s talk about it,” he said. “No more fish, no more Hawaiian culture.” indsey was given the Malama I Ke Kai Kupuna award at Last April’s “More Fish in the Sea: E Ola Kai, E Ola Kakou” event, held at Maui Community College. With cancer spreading painfully into his bones,
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Uncle Ed leaned on a cane as came forward to receive flower lei and accolades. Kekoa Enomoto’s Maui News article about the award captured Lindsey’s concluding words: “Aloha is love and compassion and honesty, to give freely without
the audience of the values Lindsey carried so proudly: Malama, to take care of the land, the sea, and the people; Ho`omanawanui, to have patience; and Aloha, “the essence of who we are.” Kaho`ohalalhala played his ukulele at the service alongside musical
“Golf courses and archaeological sites don’t mix.” -Uncle Ed Lindsey expecting in return, to share. Aloha is life: when you aloha each other, you give life to each other.” Councilmember Sol Kaho`ohalahala, speaking at the memorial service, reminded
luminaries Sheldon Brown, George Kahumoku, Jr., and Joe Cano. “In his last days,” said Kaho`ohalahala, “Ed talked about peace—world peace— something I never heard him talk about
before. ‘If the world would understand and live in aloha,’ he said, ‘there would be world peace.’” knew Uncle Ed Lindsey only for the last twelve years of his life, and find myself gravitating to two words describing my impressions of him: dignity and integrity. His sense of humor was sharp, and he often brought irony into a discussion to bring home a point. “Golf courses and archaeological sites don’t mix,” Lindsey told a large audience at the South Maui Forum in early 2007, gathered to hear about possible impacts from the proposed Wailea 670 and Makena projects. Asked what areas in South Maui merited preservation, he answered, “I cry for what’s happening to the Hawaiian people here. It’s a crime.” He bluntly shared his opinion of the developer’s choice of adopting the name Honua`ula for their Wailea project. “It’s window-dressing,” he said. “You need to be worthy of that name. You had better put Hawaiian spirit and values in there before you do anything.”
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he chicken-skin moment of the memorial service came when Puanani, his wife of forty-five years, shared a song she had written earlier that day. Playing uke and singing in English, she sang with deep love cascading from her heart. Emotion washed over those gathered, and many reached for tissues. As she finished she leaned to the microphone before stepping away and said, “For my love..” The following morning, as crowds assembled for the annual Makawao Rodeo Parade, I saw many of the faces from the prior day. I recalled 11 years earlier when I donned a chartreuse t-shirt that read, “Ed Lindsey-Mayor 1998.” The parade was a familiar place for political candidates, and Uncle Ed was surely someone I felt motivated to support. His candidacy never it made it past the primary election, though the issues and values he raised elevated election-year discussions. Little would I have expected that his example of boldly jumping into the political fray would be a path I myself would follow in years to come. Two years later, in 2000, I called Uncle Ed on short notice and asked him to provide a blessing at my wedding to my sweetheart, Heather. Obliging our request, Uncle Ed offered an invocation with great dignity and reverence, calling in the ancestors and spirits to come and celebrate our blessed union. Nine years later, we remain as grateful as we did on our wedding day. Ed Lindsey was a friend and hero to many, and a spirited warrior for the `aina. Though we will miss him in our daily musings, his journeys and work are now complete, and he is now among the ancestors we may call to bless our endeavors. As his sister Roselle said, now it’s up to us. —MTW
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WEDNESDAY, JULY 8 Like most writers, I glean a small (alright, medium-sized) slice of satisfaction from finding misused words and phrases in other publications. Being the editor of a newspaper that, like all newspapers, allows errors to slip through, this opens me up to the very real prospect of tasting my own medicine on a semi-weekly basis. Which brings me to a note from reader Jim Lytle of Lahaina that landed recently in my inbox. Jim had clipped a line from a Coconut Wireless entry, one in which I took a swipe at Maui News publisher Joe Bradley for getting cozy with Gov. Lingle at a meeting of the Maui Chamber of Commerce. Here’s what I wrote: “Accompanying the piece was a nice photo of Joe and Linda sharing a hug by the podium. Now isn’t that cozy.” Can you spot my mistake? Don’t feel bad if you can’t—according to Jim, and he may be right, it’s “the most erroneously used word in todays [sic] TV & print media.” The word? “Podium.” The actual definition of podium is “a small platform for the conductor of an orchestra, for a public speaker, etc.” The stand that might be placed on a podium to hold notes for the conductor, public speaker, etc. is called a “lectern.” So Jim: I stand corrected, and hereby join you in your quest to correct this disturbingly entrenched linguistic error. THURSDAY, JULY 9 Here’s one of those weird coincidences that test my usually staunch disbelief in fate: within minutes of landing in Boise, Idaho, where I will attend a wedding in two days, I saw a
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car with a “Kihei” decal on its back window. I was tempted to flag down the driver, but jet lag-induced laziness and the arrival of an intersection that parted our paths prevented further investigation. FRIDAY, JULY 10 OK, this is getting weird: today on the street I overheard two guys discussing the Superferry. Guess there’s no escaping that issue. SATURDAY, JULY 11 No odd Hawaii omens today, just a champagne headache and an early plane to catch. SUNDAY, JULY 12 Read in today’s Maui News that former Sen. Henry Takitani died earlier this week at age 85. In the story, Takitani is remembered by family and colleagues as a champion of higher education, who wanted to bolster and expand the state’s colleges and universities so young people who wanted to earn advanced degrees didn’t have to defect to the Mainland. There’s obviously a lot of work left to do on that front, but it’s a fine legacy… In other news: According to an AP story, Hawaii’s tourist draw of the future may not be luaus, sunsets or snorkeling but, rather, outer space. The idea, which actually sounds like it’s getting serious consideration, is to launch wannabe Buzz Aldrins from one island up into the gravityfree zone and bring them down on another island. The service, the piece claims, could be ready to roll “within a decade.” The price tag? A mere $200,000. That might seem like an exorbitant sum given current and foreseeable economic realities. But Jim Crisafulli, Hawaii’s director of aerospace development, thinks people “wouldn’t bat an eye at spending that amount of money.” Why is that, Jim? “It would be a soul-energizing experience.” Huh. MONDAY, JULY 13 According to multiple reports, the Supreme Court has agreed to hear the residency challenge against Councilman Sol Kaho’ohalahala. It’s important to note, and is noted in today’s Maui News, that the challenge only calls into question Kaho’ohalahala’s right to vote as a resident of Lanai; a challenge to his right to run for (and hold) the Lanai seat would have had to be filed before the election. That means, if the challenge is successful, we could have a public official who’s not allowed to vote in the place he serves. In the world of politics, stranger things have happened… In other news: Hey, it looks like there might be more takers for that nine-times-my-annualsalary island-hopping space jaunt than I thought. According to a Pacific Business News report, Hawaii has the highest concentration of millionaires in the country. The figures, which come from New Yorkbased Phoenix Marketing International, show that 6.4 percent of Hawaii households
The easy way to find out if mai-tais taste better in space. pull down seven figures (or more). Whether that’s good news depends, I suppose, on which group you’re in: the 6.4 or the 93.6. TUESDAY, JULY 14 What do Lt. Gov. Duke Aiona and NASA climate scientist James Hansen have in common? Both oppose a “cap and trade” system to deal with global climate change. Of course, their reasoning isn’t exactly the same. According to a June 29 New Yorker article titled “The Catastrophist” (worth a read if you like getting day-ruiningly depressed), Hansen considers cap and trade (which sets a limit on CO2 emissions but lets big polluters purchase exemptions) “a sham” that doesn’t come close to addressing the problem. Aiona, on the other hand, thinks cap and trade would be akin to “a hidden energy tax,” according to an AP report. That means he’d really hate Hansen’s idea—a full-on, out-in-the-open carbon tax. To be fair, Aiona doesn’t deny global climate change is real. (Thankfully, almost nobody is doing that anymore.) But like pretty much every policymaker on both sides of the aisle, he’s
unwilling to acknowledge the severity of the problem, and thus to embrace the drastic measures necessary to mitigate its effects… In other, far less serious news: Today is the Major League Baseball AllStar game; one of the participants will be Maui’s Shane Victorino. Kudos to Shane, who got in at the last minute via an online poll that allowed fans to vote as many times as they wanted for one of five finalists. This is, however, where I must make a confession: I had my heart set on (and cast multiple votes for) Pablo Sandoval, the rotund, slugging third baseman for my beloved San Francisco Giants. Actually, I think both Victorino and Sandoval deserve to be on the team. I’m sure there’s some relief pitcher they could have kicked to the curb that no one would have missed. MTW Jacob Shafer is also available in Twitter form. Visit twitter.com/jacobshafer or text “follow jacobshafer” to 40404.
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aui has no shortage of stories. The island’s rich history, colorful characters and stunning natural features are a veritable goldmine for writers and artists. But, especially in the world of fiction, the Valley Isle is mostly unexplored territory. Wayne Moniz wants to change that. A born-and-raised Mauian, award-winning playwright and the 1995 Maui Teacher of the Year, Moniz recently published a collection of short stories titled Under Maui Skies. Each of the seven stories is set in a different historical period and is written in the style of a different classic genre. An adventure story is centered on the last eruption of Haleakala in 1690; a Wild West cowboy tale is placed Upcountry in the early 1900s Paniolo days; a film noir-esque detective yarn unfolds in the seedy underbelly of 1930s Wailuku. And so on. Through his well-researched, accessible stories, Moniz reveals an innate understanding and unyielding love of Maui. Not the tiki torch, glossy tourism brochure version that’s packaged and sold to visitors, but the real Maui, the one shrouded in myth and steeped in a history both beautiful and tragic. We sat down with Moniz ahead of a Mainland book tour to discuss the island’s past, present and future, the art of the short story and his hopes for the next generation of Maui writers.
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Talk about the genesis of this book, how it took shape. I usually do plays, which takes a lot of time and effort—I average at least a year on a play. I had some minor surgery and was confined to bed for a little while, so I decided to try some short stories. There are always ideas, but they’re not necessarily going to become a play. And really, I try to pitch my plays, [but] not as many people want to buy plays in book form. I figured seven stories would be kind of a magic number, and I wanted to try out different genres. The idea was to find out what was my strength; what’s my forte if I want to do a novel? Would it be a love story, ghost story, science fiction? Once I picked the genres, the next question was, of course, what am I going to write about? The way I’ve always approached things is to simply be curious, see where my nose leads me, then do the research.
I’d imagine the research on these stories was extensive, despite their length. Oh yes. I wouldn’t say it was as much [research] as I do for a play, but it took a lot to get it historically accurate. My brand of writing is historical fiction, if you want to categorize it.
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It’s a good time to be writing historical fiction, isn’t it? Yes, it’s gotten very popular. You had the [John] Adams book, which really is dramatic fiction—we don’t know what those guys said exactly. There was no Maui Time Weekly to take notes or record.
Some authors have said that short stories can be more difficult to write than novels, because you have to cram background and characters and a compelling arc in much less space. Was that your experience? Yes, in some ways. Every sentence becomes so important. Arnie [Kotler], the publisher, and I would argue over a word. One review criticized how I placed an adverb in a sentence, and we had actually debated that word. Another criticism said [the detective story] had a bit of a muddled, hurried ending, which may be true. Try to write a mystery in 1,700 words.
That story seemed like it was begging to be longer. I actually turned it into a screenplay. It was wonderful because I could spread my wings and take these characters to new places and go into more detail.
“Whether it was intended or not, there’s a diversity that comes out in each story—that idea of the melting pot, the blending.”
You mention the screenplay in your notes at the end of the book. Is it still in ‘pre production’ to use the showbiz parlance? [Laughs] It’s going around in the Carolinas right now; they have a pretty good film commission. But no, nothing is imminent. My background is actually in film school—I went to UCLA. I got into plays instead of films because it’s easier and less expensive to get them produced.
In the notes for “The Cave of Whispering Spirits,” the story about the last eruption of Haleakala, you write that “insensitivity blinded [the characters] from the requests of the Fire Goddess.” Do you see parallels to some of the current debates about development on Haleakala and the island in general?
I think we see common metaphors. Most of the Pele stories have to do with people being ignorant or insensitive, unaware that the gods are always with you. I sent the councilmembers that story, and certainly have made that connection [to contemporary development]. But that wasn’t the purpose of the story. The purpose of the story was to tell what the last eruption of Haleakala was like.
Maui is such a famous, popular place but it seems like it hasn’t been explored much by writers, especially in terms of fiction. When I taught, I’d ask my students to write about various subjects and they’d write about everything except Maui, except Hawaii. I think it has to do with the fear that really great writers and stories can’t come out of this place. It’s self-doubt, whether our stories are applicable to the world. I remember once I sent a play to an LA theater and they wrote back that the rest of the United States couldn’t connect to us. That really upset me, because I disagree completely. My arguments is, I’ve read Jewish stories of New York, I’ve read the Chicago black stories. Did I connect with those? Heck yeah I connected with them—we’re all a little bit Jewish, we’re all a little bit black and we’re all a little bit Maui. People also feel comfortable writing what they see a lot of and what they know is popular, and you don’t have a lot of examples of Maui writers and Maui stories. So there’s no inspirational leadership.
“My students [used] to…write about everything except Maui, except Hawaii. I think it has to do with the fear that really great writers and stories can’t come out of this place.” Do you think that, with this book and your other work, you could provide that leadership? I’m starting this, along with a few other people, but I would always tell my students, it’s up to you guys to continue it. I don’t have the time in my life to tell all these stories; they’re lining up like soldiers in a parade. In the book, I write about seven locales, but there’s no Hana story, for example. There are so many great stories waiting to be told.
So you’re hopeful, then? I have my doubts like any person, whether this is going to take off. But at least I can say I did it, that I put it out there. And you know, I hate to say it but it’s true: a lot of writers go to their graves without having a hit, and don’t have one until they’re long gone [laughs].
If you had to pick a unifying theme for the book, what would it be? Whether it was intended or not, there’s a diversity that comes out in each story—that idea of the melting pot, the blending. Some of the pre-contact stories are separate from that, but the rest are about how we’re interconnected. The crime in the detective story is solved with everybody helping out—the auntie saw this and the uncle saw that. As time goes by, these connections start to peel away and that creates a different Maui. I’ve lived here all my life and sometimes I’ll see someone and ask them, Who was your father? Who was your grandfather?, and the connections reveal themselves. But as we’ve gotten more modern, that’s started to dissipate. We’ve become an island of speed bumps and gates. Does that answer your question? I don’t know—it’s a good question, a big question. I’ll work on that one for part two. MTW For more info, visit undermauiskies.com.
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coffee sellers do to the delectable bean is “like throwing a steak in the microwave.” If that’s the case, Akamai Coffee is a gourmet grill. Most of the drinks at Akamai are espresso-based, and Brown makes sure that every little step is executed perfectly so that she can consistently serve her customers high quality drinks. Brown goes as far as to ship in a pre-roasted blend from Seattle called Caffe Del Sol, a mix of beans from Latin America, Africa and Indonesia. It has dark chocolate and praline undertones with a caramel finish. Part of what makes Akamai espresso stand out is the state of the art espresso maker Brown employs, which you’d be hard to find anywhere on-island. Bestsellers include the frappe (served in white chocolate, chocolate and caramel) and the vanilla latte. The white chocolate frappe will change your life…or at least your coffee drinking habits. Unlike other frozen coffee drinks, it isn’t drowned in syrup and whipped cream, which really lets the taste of the coffee shine through. Those not so into the joe can also pull up to this stand sans fear, as Akamai serves up a variety of other hot and cold beverages, among them amazing iced tea. They brew Numi Organic Teas, which are fair trade certified, and served them iced or hot. They’ve also struck a perfect balance of flavors with their chai. Other drinks include smoothies, Italian sodas and hot chocolate.
If you want something to chew on, Akamai offers scrumptious baked goods. All of this deliciousness is served to you by friendly and pretty baristas, who will customize your drink to your liking, including substituting milk for soy. If anything, it’s worth to visit Akamai Coffee just to see the fun messages they chalk all over the place. If you’re still a little wary, but would like to see what the buzz is about, check out their Facebook page, where they post trivia and even ask your opinion on how to decorate the shop. But I can guarantee you that once you have some of the coffee Akamai serves up, all other brews will pale in comparison. MTW Photos: Akamai Coffee Co. (left); owner, Kimberly Brown holding a caramel frappe (above)
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Within Haiku, without Haiku Legendary Indian musician to give a rare performance Upcountry he legendary musician sits Indian style mid-stage, holding his santoor as if it were an infant. To his right, the tabla player slaps away at the tune’s billowy rhythm. Behind him sits a young, mustachioed tanpurist droning away with a woeful stare. A woman on sitar and another tanpura player sit to his left.
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Pandit Jasraj & Pandita Tripti Mukherjee When: Wednesday, Jul. 22, 7pm Where: The Studio Maui, Haiku Appearing to be part sage, part madman (though perhaps the two are just different sides of the same coin), Pandit Janraj strums his santoor with his right hand and waves his left hand around in florid motions that no doubt annunciate the most decidedly devotional message of the tunes he plays and sings.
Jasraj and disciple/female vocal counterpart (for lack of a better term) Pandita Tripti Mukherjee will give a rare performance on Maui this coming Wednesday at Studio Maui in Haiku. The appeal of such an event should extend beyond that of the yoga set. Anyone remotely interested in seeing a live performance of a type of music that employs nearly twice as many semitones – a full 22 compare to the West’s 12, according to an Ravi Shankar essay entitled “On Appreciation of Indian Classical Music,” may want to check out this performance. It’s not “Norwegian Wood” we’re talking about (as reverent as we are about the tune). This is an unadulterated raga performance. Jasraj is known as the “foremost exponent” of the Mewati Gharana of Hindustani music. Why this is important: Mewati Gharana is a type of musical lineage – seriously – that originated in the sixteenth century. To be a credible purveyor of the form – an exponent – you have to live and breathe it for years. You have to study with a guru who him or herself is an exponent of the mode. It is only after years of sadhana – devoted study – are you authorized to employ your prana (breath of life) within this form, as is the case with any true form of raga. For a while there, while in its infancy, Mewati Gharana is said to have only been passed from master to student in jungles under the cover of night; not exactly a tradition that the average Western conservatory would embrace. But this was centuries before Pandit Jasraj first learned of Mewati Gharana from his father (Pandit – teacher – Motiram). But it’s still not exactly something you can major in. Part of what makes Jasraj’s vocal style so otherworldly, especially to Westerners, is his command of a whole three-and-a-half octaves. His rapid fire scat syllables would scare the living daylights out of someone raised on Wonderbread and top
40. His hair is gray and wild. He sways. His arm movements, hapless at first glance, actually parallel his precise yet quivering annunciations. Part of what makes him unique is his incorporation of vocal counterpart in his performances, jugalbhandis (musical duels, essentially) performed between dueling male and female vocalists. Wednesday’s performance, of course, will feature Pandita Tripti Mukherjee holding down the feminine side of things. But she’s a hell of a lot more than just a pretty voice. In 2007 Mukherjee became the first Indian classical musician to perform at the White House (I’m guessing Dubya was out of town or under sedation for this one). Over a decade ago she started the Pandit Jasraj Institute for Research, Artistry and Appreciation (based initially in Philadelphia and named, of course, in honor of Jasraj, her guru) after observing a lack of appreciation for classical Indian vocals in the US. Her vocal style is tentative yet dynamic, bold yet irresistibly sweet. She, too, has an amazing range that can jump octaves like it’s nothing.
The reverence implicit in each of their vocal performances is not something a fuzzy YouTube clip can mask. To see the two perform side by side would be astonishing for those open to it. Shangri-La by the Sea, the Valley Isle’s only full-on Indian restaurant, will serve food at the event and vendors will add an international bazaar feel to the show. MTW
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No ‘Love’ Good book gets ruined by film adaptation. What else is new? omic timing is a tricky thing, especially when it’s on the written page (think of how many laugh-free “joke” books you’ve skimmed through before tossing them back on the shelf). Larry Doyle’s novel, I Love You, Beth
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ment, especially since Doyle wrote the screenplay. What the heck happened? Paul Rust stars as Denis Cooverman, a hopeless dweeb who, rather than fill his high school graduation speech with variations on “we can change the world,” declares in front of his graduating class that he is in love with Beth Cooper (Hayden Panettiere of Heroes), the girl of his dreams. The obvious problem with Denis’s romantic gesture is that they have never spoken, and she is the untouchable captain of the cheerleading squad with an insanely jealous boyfriend. Still, Cooper is visibly touched, which leads her boyfriend and his goon squad on an all night hunt for Denis’s blood. The set-up is mostly the same as the book, but watching the movie is like sitting in a bus, waiting for a great trip to start. And waiting. And waiting. The movie just sits there. There are no laughs; more work was put into the fight scenes (which are nothing special) than anything else. Rust wasn’t a good choice for the lead: his looks are unconventional and he can play
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What do you mean this isn’t a satire? “nerdy” but he can’t carry a movie, let alone make you care about his annoying character. Panettiere was a good casting choice for Beth Cooper and she tries to bring more to her part than is in the script, but this won’t jump-start her career. The only scenes that work are some sweet moments late in the movie—but how hard is it to nail a scene where the characters hug and the music swells? The “nice” moments are forced and don’t mix with all the mean-spirited, unfunny set pieces that comprise so much of the movie. Despite his uneven body of work, Columbus seemed like a good fit to direct this. Yet, even considering how bad his
adaptation of the musical Rent was, this is easily his worst movie. With Alan Ruck (Cameron from Ferris Bueller) in the cast and the frequent references to great movies, it seems like the filmmakers thought they were making a modern day John Hughes picture. They thought wrong. It’s bad enough that I Love You, Beth Cooper is a stink bomb, but that its based on one of my favorite books is depressing. Seeing a bad movie made out of a beloved novel is like seeing someone doodle over your family photos with a permanent marker; you may always have the memories, but you’re stuck with a picture of how someone ruined them. MTW
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Away We Go - R - 11 Cheri - R - Th 11, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 9:50. ThSa 1:20, 3:30, 5:40, 7:50, 10. Su-W 1:20, 3:30, 5:40, 7:50. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - PG Th-W 10:05, 1:15, 4:25, 7:35, 10:45. Su-W 10:05, 1:15, 4:25, 7:35. Public Enemies - R - Th-Sa 10:05, 1:05, 4:05, 7:05, 10:05. Su-W 10:05, 1:05, 4:05, 7:05. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - PG13 Th-W 10, 1:10, 4:20, 7:30. Th-Sa 10, 1:10, 4:20, 7:30, 10:40.
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Now Showing Away We Go - R - Comedy - An oh-soquirky couple goes on a cross country road trip after discovering their first accidental pregnancy, and meets all kinds of characters on the way. 98 min. Bruno - R - Comedy - Clad in skin-tight mesh, Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat, Da Ali G Show) makes red-blooded homophobes painfully uncomfortable and lampoons shallow celebrity culture in one delightfully fabulous swoop. 83 min. Cheri - R - Art, Foreign - Set in 1920s Paris, this flick delves into the weird fantasy life led by a young rich dude who was forced to end his relationship with an older woman. 86 min. The Hangover - R - Comedy - A bunch of dudes go to Vegas for a bachelor party and end up having to piece together what happened after they booze copiously. They’re already making a sequel to it. I’m not joking. 100 min. I Love You, Beth Cooper - PG13 - Art, Foreign - A nerd of the class valedictorian variety professes his love for said Beth during the graduation ceremony. A highly improbable series of events ensues. 102 min.
Public Enemies - R - Action - Johnny Depp stars as John Dillinger, who robbed the same banks that drove the US into the Great Depression. Christian Bale stars as the FBI dude who was on his trail under the auspices of a cross-dressing J. Edgar Hoover. 100 min. Star Trek - PG13 - Sci-Fi - This babe-fest is a prequel to the series of events we all know and love from the original flicks, with a few mind f*&cks thrown in for good measure. Plus: Simon Pegg whom we all know and love from Shaun of the Dead - plays Scotty. I would go full nerd for Simon Pegg. 126 min. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen PG13 - Art, Foreign - If there are two things I can’t get enough of, they are sequels and giant robots. In this case, the revisited giant robot race once again battles other giant robots that happen to be evil. 150 min. Up - PG - Animation - This Pixar rager chronicles the voyage of an old dude who, after tying a balloon or two to his house, is bound for South America, where he has dreamed of visiting all his life. 96 min. Year One - PG13 - Comedy - Michael Cera and Jack Black are two hunter-gatherer types who get banished for society and have to fend for themselves. A timely post-apocalyptic how-to. 100 min.
Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm), Away We Go - R - Th only 2:10, 4:35, 7:05, 9:25 Bruno - R - Th-W 12:05, 12:40, 2:15, 2:50, 4:25, 4:55, 6:35, 7:10, 8:45, 9:20. The Hangover - R - Th-W 1:40, 4:05, 6:30, 8:55. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - PG Th-Su 10:30, 11:45, 12:15, 12:45, 1:45, 3, 3:30, 4, 5, 6:15, 6:45, 7:15, 8:15, 9:30, 10, 10:30. MW 11:45, 12:15, 12:45, 1:45, 3, 3:30, 4, 5, 6:15, 6:45, 7:15, 8:15, 9:30, 10, 10:30. Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs - PG - Th-W 1:20, 3:40, 5:55, 8:10. Th-W 3D: 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:20. My Sister’s Keeper - PG13 - Th-W 1:35, 4:15, 6:55, 9:35 Star Trek - PG13 - Th only 1:45, 4:40, 7:35 Up - PG - Th-W 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30. Th-W 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30. Year One - PG13 - Th 1:35, 4:15, 6:55, 9:35.
Wharf Cinema Center 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day), Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - PG Th-W 12:30, 3:45, 7, 10:10 Public Enemies - R - Th-W 12:45, 4, 7:15, 10:20 Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - PG13 Th-W 12:15, 3:35, 6:45, 9:55
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THIS WEEK’S PICKS The search continues
One for the road
Friday (Jul. 17), 7pm, Kau Inoa Senior Center, Paia
Opens Saturday (Jul. 18), 11am, Schaefer International Gallery, MACC
People ask a lot of dumb questions, ones like “Do you know any Jewel songs?” and “Why don’t you want to have kids?” One of the dumbest is, “you’re vegan? What do you eat?” As if nutrition was only available in the event of another sentient being. Anyway, it’s gotten beating-overthe-head obvious that the way we have gone about rendering stuff edible on a mass scale is horribly ineffective on many levels. This includes the way livestock, grains and other foods are processed. Vegetarian Society of Hawaii founder/director and avid skydiver William Harris, M.D. is out to set things straight. His presentation, “In Search of an Optimal Diet,” is an exploration of the points in agricultural history that essentially had detrimental effects on human nutrition. Harris is formerly an emergency room physician and director of the Kaiser Permanente Vegetarian Lifestyle Clinic. His book, The Scientific Basis of Vegetarianism is available online at www.vegsource.com/harris.
A few months back some friends of mine were walking home from an undisclosed karaoke facility. Something caught the eye of one of these drunken mic slingers, whom shall here be known as CharTreuse. It was a downed crosswalk sign, still attached to its post. “This is highly illegal,” said one of the more cautious members of the party, who was visiting from the Mainland – Washington, DC to be specific. The whereabouts of the sign are still unknown to this day, but the appeal of roadside relics carries on in our hearts. Those who have read On the Road or any other Kerouac novel can probably attribute at least a few reckless acts to their having recently read Kerouac. This is part of the appeal of Kauai artist Wayne Zebzda’s “Road Trip,” an assembly of discarded road signs, reflective bumps and other highway guides. His exhibit coincides with Deybra Fair’s “Fair Towers,” a collection of towering art pieces made from found items; colorful ones like Dr. Seuss book covers.
THURSDAY
➤➤➤➤➤ FRIDAY ➤➤➤➤➤ SATURDAY ➤➤➤➤➤ SUN
Friday, July 17
6:30–8:30 pm
GAIL SWANSON 10 pm– Midnight CURTIS LOVE Smooth R&B
Oldies but Goldies Saturday & Sunday • 6:30 pm Sunday, July 19 • 10– Midnight
CELTIC C JIMMYY MAC TIGERS & THEE KOOLL KATS Traditional Irish Music & More
all night $3HEINEKEN HEINKEN LIGHT Sunday! LOCATED AT THE WAILEA BLUE GOLF COURSE
(Across from the Kea Lani)
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Massive attack
Drink for the cause
Saturday (Jul. 18), 3pm, War Memorial Stadium, Kahului
Tuesday (Jul. 21), 7-10pm, South Shore Tiki Lounge, Kihei
Well, whattaya know? New Zealand-based reggae band Katchafire is coming back to Maui to perform in Maui Massive, a show that will also feature appearances by Ooklah the Moc, Natural Vibrations, Maoli and Anuhea. You know what that means. It means that I get to talk about how awesome New Zealand is. Katchafire played Wellington while I was living there. My dreadlocked flatmate went to check it out and returned to our Wai-Te-Ata Road flat glazey-eyed and enthused. I didn’t go. I was in my room scrutinizing Heart of Darkness with the help of a sixer of Speight’s Distinction Ale. I was writing an essay on Conrad’s use of the Manichean allegory as a plot device for my Postcolonial Literature and Theory class, a course that kicked my ass and blew my mind. I got an A – straight As, in fact – but I missed out on a good show. In any case, this will obviously be one of Maui’s top summer shows. Find tickets at Solid Clothing, Hana Highway Surf, Request Music and West Side Vibes. $25 advance/$30 door.
Have you ever suggested heading to the triangle on a given night only to hear the standard refrain (“No good can come from going to the triangle. No good!”) issue forth from the mouths of your friends? Well, contrary to the common belief that all the triangle has in store are black eyes, stolen wallets, poorly advised partnerings and shouting matches over which Stones albums constitute one’s top five, something beneficial is making its way to the fabled South Maui bar cluster. On Tuesday night partial proceeds from food and drink items purchased at Tiki Lounge will go to K a I p u K u k u i, an organization that focuses on Maui’s future. It features a program that trains Maui Nui residents for leadership roles in matters like environment, culture, tourism and government. Trainees are selected by nomination. Maui County provides partial funding for the program, but not enough to cover it all. Thus, ordering a mai-tai this evening means helping ensure that sound decisions – unlike those that typically happen in the triangle – are made in the future.
DAY
➤➤➤➤➤MONDAY ➤➤➤➤➤TUESDAY ➤➤➤➤➤WEDNESDAY
In the heart of Olde Makawao Town
WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY CASANOVA’S FAMOUS
July 17 • 9–MIDNIGHT • $5
LADIES NIGHT Q103 and the Big Hawaiian present
Dj Styles THE EVENING THAT EARNED CASANOVA THE AWARDS
“BEST LATE NIGHT IN MAUI” and “BEST SINGLES SCENE IN MAUI” Music Starts at 10:00pm $10 Cover Friday July 17th
THE UNSUNG MIGHTY FEW
JAHSUN–RASOL–3.14 THA SON OF MATH Featuring: Kedar DJ Boomshot (CD Release Party) “Phuture Phunk” Music starts at 10:00pm $10 Cover
900 FRONT ST
LAHAINA, MAUI
(808) 667-7400
Thursday July 16th
CABARET D’AMOUR Featuring Moana Diamond Show Starts at 9:00pm $15 Cover Saturday July 18th
AN DEN Also Featuring
FRONTLINE Island Rhythm – Reggae Show Starts at 10:00pm $8 Cover
Make it a memorable evening. Dine and dance at Casanova. For dinner reservations call 572-0220 www.casanovamaui.com
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Honolua Valley (just past the one-lane bridge).
Maui Calls - Fri, Aug 14. It’s that time again. This
Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Kaahumanu
(909) 891-0084.
gigantic MACC fundraiser is considered the wine
Bastille Day Party - Cabaret d’Amour - Thu,
Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave. 877-3369.
Diplo - Sat, Aug 1. This producer and DJ is
tasting event of the year, and features musical per-
Jul 16. Mademoiselle Kiki will offer her show
Beauty and the Beast Junior - Fri & Sat - A
referred to as the ambassador of Baile Funk.
formances, gourmet food from top chefs and more.
Cabaret d’Amour featuring the world’s most roman-
TTM keiki performance of this classic European
Paste magazine called him a mad genius and his
Vintage aloha wear is encouraged. $175. 6 p.m.
tic songs transporting you to Paris a la 1935 with a
fairy tale, minus all the weird sexist
“Paper Planes” was nominated
Events Lawn, MACC, One Cameron Way. 242-
side trip to Berlin. A Moulin Rouge style ambience
undertones. $10/$5 keiki. Fri & Sat
for the 2009 Grammy for Song of
2787 ext. 225.
and the fabulous Chez Kiki Troupe combine to make
7 p.m., Sun 5 p.m. Westin Maui
the Year. Tickets available at hon-
The Fixx - Thu, Aug 27. King Michel Productions
it a special evening not to be missed. Visit
Resort and Spa. 661-1168.
oluluboxoffice.com,
Big Shows
www.frenchcabaret.net for more info. $15. 9 p.m.
1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao. 572-0220.
Thu-Sat
7:30
p.m.;
Sun
2
p.m.
The Best Little Whorehouse
$12/$8.
SOME HERE
ALL
Wokstar
brings this 80s fixture to Maui. The Fixx is perhaps
(Kihei) and The Wine Corner (Paia)
best known for the tune “One Thing Leads to
or by calling 550-8457. $15/$20. 9
Another,” or maybe “Saved by Zero.” $33.50-$43.50.
p.m. Charley’s, 142 Hana Hwy.
7 p.m. Maui Theatre, 878 Front St. 800-745-3000.
579-9453.
John Legend - Thu, Sep 10. No way. This most
Priscilla Party 2009 - Sat, Aug
excellent young soulful singer/composer will proba-
1. This annual LGBT shindig is
bly sell out quickly. A portion of proceeds from ticket
Scholarship
Aug 3. This musical is a lighthearted
Benefit - Mon, Jul 20. Zach Kekona and Koa
look at a smalltown brothel fre-
Hewahewa are among slated performers for this
quented by politicians and others.
online CALENDAR
benefit that will help fund the establishment of a
$20/$18/$15. Fri & Sat, 7:30 p.m.;
on mauitime.com
scholarship program. An alcohol-free event.
Sun 3 p.m. Iao Theater, 68 N.
brought to us by Both Sides Now.
sales go toward an effort to improve living conditions
$10/$15 gate. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Lauie Drv., Mile Post
Market St. 242-6969.
As usual, it’s expected to be a most
in African villages. $65/$55/$45. 7:30 p.m. Castle
Waiohuli
Homesteaders
in Texas - Fri, Sat & Sun, through
15, Kula. 269-1934. Classical Indian Concert - Wed, Jul 22. Pandit Jasraj is the foremost exponent of the Indian classical vocal form Mewati Gharana. Accompanying him is Pandita Tripti Kukherjee, a female student with a most exquisite voice. See this week’s Music Scene for more. $20 advance/$25 door. 7-10 p.m.
Tickets on Sale Pete Kater & Dominic Miller - Thu, Jul 23. Sting Guitarist Miller and Grammy-winning pianist Kater come together for a night of very mellow music. $30. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater,
MACC, One Cameron Way. 242-7469.
The Studio Maui, Haiku Marketplace. 575-9390 Leiohu Ryder Save Honolua Benefit - Sat,
Stage
Jul 25. This extremely spiritual purveyor of Hawaiian music will perform in a remote and
Mulan - Thu-Sun. through Jul. 26. Based on the Disney version, but performed by the Maui Academy of Performing Arts summer camp keiki.
absolutely beautiful location in the Honolua Valley. Bring a flashlight, lawn chair and cooler. Special seating will be available for kupuna. $20. 5 p.m.
844 FRONT ST., LAHAINA • 667-7758
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excellent blowout with food, drink, dancing and
Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way. 242-7469.
entertainment. This year’s theme is vintage military
Events
attire. Tickets available at both-sides-now.org. $25/$35 door. 2-8 p.m. (no at-event parking, but
free shuttles will run from the Shops at Wailea)
THURSDAY, JUL 16
Sugarman Estate, Makena.
Living Trust Seminar - Learn about changes
America - Sat, Aug 8. These dudes sing the “A
that have occured to living trust policies and find
Horse With No Name” (shame on you for think-
out how to ensure your heirs an intact inheritance.
ing that was Neil Young!), “Sister Golden Hair,”
10-11:30 a.m. Maui Arts and Cultural Center,
“Ventura Highway” and a dozen other country-
Kahului. 531-5391 ext. 330.
inspired 70s rock tunes. $40-65. 6 p.m. A & B
Starting A Venture in Hawaii - David Fisher,
Amphitheater, MACC, One Cameron Way.
Director
242-7469.
Development Center will share his expertise on
2511 S. KIHEI RD., KIHEI • 891-8600
of
the
Hawaii
Small
Business
2511 S. KIHEI RD., KIHEI • 891-8600
The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
Thursday 07/16
Friday 07/17
Saturday 07/18
Sunday 07/19
Monday 07/20– Wednesday 07/22
House of S.I.N. No cover, 10pm
House Boutique No cover, 10pm
Erin Smith No cover, 10pm
Escape Sundays
MON - A Kettle Prime/Casa Del Sol; TUE - Slackin’ Tuesdays; WED - Dub Step Wednesdays
Hand Jive Jazz Trio
The Easy
Thr Shrine: Group Art Show/Afrobeat
MON - Open Mic; WED - Common Ground
Cabaret D’Amour $15, 9pm
The Unsung Mighty Few $10, 10pm
AnDen $8, 10pm
WED - Ladies’ Night, $10, 10pm
Dance Hall
DJ Nature Boy
DJ Nature Boy
Wavetrain $5, 9pm
Studio 142 w/ DJ Ray Masters; $10, 10pm
A Kettle Prime $10, 10pm
Orin & Junior
Dave Carroll No cover
Dave Carroll No cover
Erin Smith No cover
MON - Peter; TUE - Live Jazz; WED - Whaleshark, No cover
Quiz Night w/ DJ Chile Dog; 8pm
Pau Hanas
Ryan Robinson 10pm
Ms. Beaver
MON -Jordan & Friends; TUE - Dart Night
Cherryette Sapphire
Sweetspot
Karaoke
Pool Tournament
TUE - Pool Night; WED - Jam Night
Brian Evans
Mad Hatter’s Ball w/ DJ Michael Fong; $5, 10pm
Club Ultra Fab; $5, 10pm
Ladies’ Night
Pac Vibe
Karaoke
Karaoke
TUE - Pool Tournament; WED - Ladies’ Night
AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011
CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852
CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
CELLAR 744 744 Front St., Lahaina 661-3744
CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085
COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908
DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669
EHA’S POOL BAR 1234 Lower Main, Wailuku - 242-1177
GIAN DON’S 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041
GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888
HARD ROCK CAFÉ
Teen Night (ages 14-18)
TUE - LahainaJam/Open Mic; WED - Black Powder Band TUE - Danyal Alana
WED - Wii Game Night w/ DJ David
Jimmy Mac & the Kool Kats; $5, 10pm
900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010
ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199
Rampage
Rampage
The Edge
Karaoke Night
MON - Karaoke Night; TUE - DJ Nexus; WED -Pac Vibe (No cover)
Karaoke
Karaoke
Karaoke
Karaoke
MON-WED - Karaoke
JACQUES 120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844
launching a new small business within the
Art Exhibition - Shawn Ardoin knows fish. His
FRIDAY, JUL 17
Hawaiian isles, including available resources and
work consists of mixed media on canvas boldly por-
Retired doctor and Vegetarian Society of Hawaii
Storytime Under the Tree - Starts with the reading of a children’s storybook, followed by games and a visit from a favorite storytime character. Theatre Theatre of Maui will give a song preview of their upcoming Beauty and the Beast performance afterward. Free. 11 a.m.-12 p.m. Barnes & Noble, 325 Keawe St., Ste. 101. 808-662-1300.
founder William Harris will discuss the ways in
Olowalu Work Day - A chance to help restore
which we have gone wrong in our methods of food
this swath of this vital West Maui cultural area to its
marketing techniques. . 8:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. VITEC
Be the Match - Dr. Wong has helped many Valley
traying colorful marine life. A chance to talk story,
- MCC Office of Continuing Education and
Isle residents, and, having been recently diagnosed
have a glass of wine and check out his stuff. Free. 7
Training,. 984-3231.
with leukemia, now needs their help. Come give a
p.m. Maui Hands Galleries, 612 Front St. 573-2021.
School Supplies Giveaway - Church of the Good Sheherd is giving away 50 packets of school supplies to students in need on a first come, firstserved basis. 5 p.m. Basketball Court, Kahekili
small cheek sample to see if your tissue type matches his. It’s painless and you may end up saving a live. 8:30-11 a.m. Kaiser Permanente Maui
Lani Clinic, 55 Maui Lani Pkwy. 243-6050.
SATURDAY, JUL 18
Lecture: In Search of an Optimal Diet -
cuss the environmental hazards associated with raising
Bikini Car Wash - K0Rock 97.3’s own Holly Rox and the K-Rck cuties will be hosing down your ride to raise funds for Maui girl Jessica Alderson’s voyage to Africa to work in orphanages. Good party, great cause. Donation. Blackie’s Service Station, Piilani Hwy., Kihei. 875-8866.
and harvesting fish in open-ocean sites. Part of PWF’s
Wo Hing After Dark - A chance
Making Waves lecture series. 6-7:30 p.m. Pacific Whale
to check out some rare Chinese arti-
Foundation, 300 Ma’alaea Rd. 249-8811.
facts and other facets of the olden
Book Signing - Oahu author Dr. Kathryn Waddell
days after the sun goes down. Films
Takara will be signing copies of her new book
on this topic will also screen.
Pacific Raven: Hawaii Poems, a book of poetry on
Happens every Friday. $2. 1-8 p.m.
all things Hawaii. 6:30-9 p.m. Borders Books &
Wo Hing Museum, Front St.,
Music, 270 Dairy Rd., Ste. 190. 877-6160.
Lahaina, 96761. 661-3262.
Talk: Endangerment of the Kumulipo -
Rethinking Sweetness - Over
Biologist Art Medeiros will discuss the sad state of
the
the forest on the south slope of Haleakala, which is
Hoskinson, MD, will discuss various health topics
Moonlight Tidepool Exploration - The Pacific
Bazaar is going retro this year with its “Big Bopper
a tenth of what it used to be, as well of ways to
ranging from type II diabetes to swine flu. Call to
Whale Foundation and Mana Kai Maui Resort pres-
Bash.” Entertainment includes a guitar hero chal-
restore it. Free. 7 p.m. Mayor Hannibal Tavares
reserve. 12-1 p.m. Maui Memorial Hospital
ent this opportunity to see the creatures that hang
lenge, a fashion show, music and more. Vendors
Community Center, 91 Pukalani St. 927-3288.
Auditorium. 442-5063.
out in a south Maui tidepool after sunset. Ages six
will be selling handmade goods and there’ll be a
Cinema Night - Cafe Mambo will be hosting an
Kate Moody - Pianist Kate Moody gives a
and up welcome. $10/$5 keiki. Check-in at 6:15
keiki zone for the little ones. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 357
evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21
one-time performance Upcountry. $10. 4 p.m.
p.m. 249-8811 ext. 1.
Waiale Rd., Wailuku, 96793. 244-7329.
and older crowd. This week’s flick is Lock, Stock &
Makawao Union Church, 500 Baldwin Ave.
Chamber Golf Tournament - The Maui
Paniolo Plein Air Day - Join Makawao’s
Two Smoking Barrels. 9 p.m. Cafe Mambo, Paia.
283-8991.
Chamber of Commerce’s annual tournament offers
Viewpoints Gallery as some of their top plein air
579-8021.
Fundraiser - Part of the proceeds from pints and
Valley Isle residents a chance to network over a
artists capture the beauty of the Upcountry
Free Recycling - All metals and vehicles will
food sold here tonight will go toward the nonprofit
round of golf. Price includes the chance to win a car,
ranchlands. 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Piiholo Ranch,
be accepted here through Saturday. Call for a
operations of Pacific Whale Foundation. 6 p.m.
a Harley, and ten-thousand dollars as well as a put-
Makawao. 572-5979.
vehicle-drop appointment. 2000 Mokulele
Maui Brewing Co., 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy. 808-
ting contest, a BBQ lunch and the spectacular Gala
Hwy., Kahului. 280-8844.
669-3474.
event. Call to register. $200. The Dunes at Maui
Housing Complex, Wailuku. 244-4656. Lecture:
The
Dangers
of
Offshore
Aquaculture - MTW’s own Rob Parsons, who should be president - or at least head of DOI - will dis-
course
of
lunch
production. Vegan refreshments will be served.
natural state. 7 a.m. Olowalu Cultural Reserve,
Free. 7 p.m. Kaunoa Senior Center, 401 Alakapa
Honoapiilani Highway (mauka). 214-8778.
Pl., Paia. 298-8544.
Swap Meet - From camo hunting gear and koa
Poetry Presentation - Dr. Kathryn
carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate,
Waddell Takara will present poetry
locally-crafted jewelry, this place pretty much has it
Maps! Links! Addresses! Phone #s!
from her recent collection Pacific
all. Killer produce market, too. Admission: 50 cents.
CALENDAR on mauitime.com
Scott
Raven: Hawaii Poems. 7-8:30 p.m.
7 a.m.-12 p.m. Maui Community College, Kahului
Temple of Peace, Haiku. 575-5220.
Harbor side. 877-3100.
Obon Festival - This most color-
Ko’ie’ie Fishpond Workday - Fishponds
ful celebration of departed ances-
were vital to ancient Hawaiians. ‘Ao’ao O Na Loko
tors originates in Buddhism. Check
I’a O Maui seeks to restore this south Maui fish-
out this seasonal ritual to find out
pond to its original state, and invites the public to
more. Free. 8-10 p.m. Kahului
come help. 8-11 a.m. South Kihei Road, Kihei,
Hongwanji
96753. 359-1172.
Mission,
291
S.
Puunene Ave. 871-4732.
Lani Golf Course. 874-7711.
Church Bazaar - Ekalesia O Kupaianaha Church
2009 Wedding Expo - Many broads think weddings are the only important thing that ever
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DA KINE CALENDAR happens. Lots of seemingly unimportant details
of his most recent tracks. Hula dancers will accompa-
niques will be explored. Includes Ernie Larsen’s cre-
are, like, a huge deal for some brides. Here’s a
ny his performance, and he’ll be signing copies of his
ative journaling, etc. Occurs over four consecutive
chance for brides-to-be to get all giddy over wed-
latest release. Free. 5 p.m. Borders Books & Music,
Sundays in Pukalani. Call to reserve.$60. 573-5313.
ding cake, dresses, reception halls and more.
270 Dairy Rd., Ste. 190. 877-6160.
Core Transformation with Ger Lyons -
Yippee. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Wailea Marriott Resort &
Rotary Sunset Celebration - Maui’s newest
Lyons helps workshop participants journey to their
Spa. 283-1114.
chapter of this vital community organization, Rotary
centers to discover and perform what’s keeping
Hana Dialysis Home Fundraiser - This
Club of Valley Isle Sunset will celebrate the anniver-
them from achieving their full potential. A two-day
Summer Kokua Festival Fundraiser will feature
sary of its inception. $40. 5-10 p.m. Ma’alaea Grill,
workshop. $20 suggested donation. Rinzai Zen
music, food, arts & crafts, a bouncy castle and
Maalaea. 280-7811.
Mission, 120 Alawai Rd., Paia. 575-2294.
more. All proceeds benefit the Hana Dialysis
Backyard Jam - This weekly pa’ina features hula
Home. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Hale Pomaika’i, 4351 Hana
performances courtesy of Tihati Productions as well as an all you can eat island food buffet and dis-
Hula Show - A dazzling and reverent demon-
Book Signing - Maui author Sydney Theadora
counted drinks. $30. 5:30 p.m. Sheraton Maui
stration of this most important art. Free. 10 a.m.
will be signing copies of her second book, The
Resort and Spa, 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy. 661-0031.
Queen Kaahumanu Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu
Hawaiian Island of Kahoolawe. Check out the first
Dinner and a Movie - South Maui Sustainability
Ave. 877-3369.
chapter at iuniverse.com. 2 p.m. Barnes & Noble,
presents back-to-back screenings of Revolution
St. Anthony Golf Tournament - This two-per-
325 Keawe St., Ste. 101. 808-662-1300.
Green: The Story of Biodiesel in America and
son scramble tournament benefits education.
Uluwehi Guerrero - On the heels of his latest
Sustainable Living 101: Looking to Maui’s Past to
Hole-in-one prize is $10,000. $125. 7 a.m. Makena
release, this kumu hula and chanter will perform some
Inform a Sustainable Future as well as a locavore
Golf Course. 244-4190.
potluck dinner. 6:30 p.m. Kihei Charter School, 300
Humane Society Summer Camp - This camp
Ohukahi Rd., Ste. 210. 874-5955.
offers keiki a chance to learn about pet care, animal
Kulia I Ka N’u Productions - A most enter-
welfare and more through a series of activities and
taining presentation. 6:30 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E.
guest speakers. Lasts through Friday, 7/24. $75. 8-
Moonlight Tidepool Exploration - The Pacific
THURSDAY 3–10 PM
UR EX TE ND ED HA PP Y HO $2.50 Drafts $2.50 Mai Tais Pupus $2 OFF Cocktails &
FRIDAY ent All Access Entertainm
ENTOURAGE FRIDAY SATURDAY
The After Party
With DJ LXCover Starting at 10 PM • No TUESDAY
DAY TACO TUES aritas
$4 Marg $2.50 Tacos s Equis $2.50 Corona & Do
WEDNESDAY
WET WEDNESDAY with DJ BLAST Ladie’s Night
$1 Wells 10–11 Power Hour Call It ou Y $3 10–Close
Green Drinks - Having beers and pizza while
ent this opportunity to see the creatures that hang
talking story about green issues and business
out in a south Maui tidepool after sunset. Ages six
ideas is a most excellent time. Come see who else
and up welcome. $10/$5 keiki. Check-in at 6:15
is thinking green. They have awesome beers on
p.m. 249-8811 ext. 1.
tap. 6:30 p.m. Flatbread Company, 89 Hana Hwy.,
Community Workday - Tired of seeing all of that litter scattered on the roadway? Do something about it and get a little sun in the process. Volunteers will be put to work in various spots across the isle. A Community Workday Program event. Islandwide. 877-2524.
Paia. 808-579-8989.
TUESDAY, JUL 21 Hawaiian Music Series - Every second Thursday of the month, Lahaina Restoration Foundation is sponsoring performances by phenomenal Hawaiian music purveyors. The series
Maui Raceway Event - Itching for some adren-
kicks off with a performance by Uncle Richard
aline? This may be your fix. Call for time. Maui
Ho’opi’i. 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Baldwin Home
Raceway Park, Puunene. 281-1273.
Museum Lawn, Front & Dickenson, Lahaina,
Organic Farming Class - This class shows you
96761. 661-3262.
the basics of raising food without the use of pesti-
Laurie Grant: The Ohana Connection - This
cides or chemical fertilizers. Lisa Hotchkiss teach-
spiritual shindig will offer attendees a chance to
es. Find directions at haleakuagardenfarm.com.
journey to the cosmic mother for a crystal healing.
$10. Huelo. 572-9300.
A mental exercise to say the least. Call to reserve.
SUNDAY, JUL 19 Maui Summer Festival - Check out the West Side’s first annual weekly summer festival, which features live music, food, art and a farmer’s market. Free. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 96761.
667-2514. Stand-Up Canoe Race - The Maui Canoe Surfing Association presents Summer Splash, a race that was rescheduled from last week. Call for more info. 8:45 a.m.1 p.m. Ukumehame Beach Park, Lahaina. 281-1214. Hula Show - Halau Hula O Keola Ali’iokekai gives a most compelling and dazzling performance of this vital tradition. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E.
Kaahumanu Ave. 871-1307.
and shake it on the beach with Omzone. Free. 4:20 p.m. Kamaole Point. 298-9022.
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
11 a.m. or 12-3 p.m. Maui Humane Society,
Puunene. 877-3680, ext. 20.
Whale Foundation and Mana Kai Maui Resort pres-
Sunset Drum Circle - Come and drum, dance
JULY 16, 2009
MONDAY, JUL 20
Hwy., Hana. 250-5963.
Kaahumanu Ave. 871-1307.
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$10. 9 a.m. 871-1110. Planning Department Testimony Session The public and developers are welcome to testify on the “directed growth” section of the Maui Island Plan. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Kalana Pakui Building,
Wailuku. 270-8244. Osteoporosis and Exercise - A workshop demonstrating the right kind of moves for osteoporosis sufferers. Dress comfortably for exercise. Free. 11:30 q.m.-1 p.m. Kaiser Permanente Maui Lani
Clinic, 55 Maui Lani Pkwy., Wailuku. 270-7308. Taking Control of Your Credit - This workshop, led by Delia Wilson, aims to teach you akamai spending and debt practices. Free. 12-1 p.m. Maui
County Business Resource Center, Maui Mall. 873-8247. Young Adult Book Club - This week’s discussion will focus on TC Boyle’s The Tortilla Curtain.
Core Self Esteem/Image workshops - Sub-
Everyone welcome. Free. 2-3 p.m. Borders Books
personality exploration, auto suggestion tech-
& Music, 270 Dairy Rd., Ste. 190. 808-877-6160.
The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
Thursday 07/16
Friday 07/17
Saturday 07/18
Sunday 07/19
Monday 07/20– Wednesday 07/22
Vince Esquire Band No cover
Kenny Roberts No cover
Way Back Machine No Cover
Kahala No cover
TUE - Da Ha-Y-ans, No cover WED - Chico & Da Kine, No cover
All Access Smokin Hot Thursdays
TBA
TBA
All Access Rehab Sundays
MON - WED - TBA
845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
De Aquino Braddahs
Oren & Junior
KOBE STEAKHOUSE
Karaoke
Karaoke
DJ Motau $5, 10pm
Salsa Night $7, 10pm
TUE - Live Music
Salsa w/ Barbara & Neto No cover, 9pm
Hot Heineken Nights 10pm
Junior & da Boys
TUE - Industry Night
Rock Fever Remedy 9pm
Friday Night Live 10pm
All Access Xclusive Saturdays; $10, 10pm
KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711
KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
KIMOS 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
LOS PELONES Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-9900
LULU’S KIHEI 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808
Kenny Roberts
MON - Industry Night; TUE - Classic Surf Cinema; WED - DJ
MAI TAI LOUNGE 839 Front St., Lahaina - 661-5288
MAUI BREWING CO. Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474
MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S
The LA Fontains 9pm
844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758
DJ Hurricane 9pm
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE
Evan Schulman No cover, 9pm
WED - Open Mic Night
DJ Hurricane $5, 9pm
TUE - DJ Hurricane, $5, 9pm; WED - Kommon Grounds/Mele Pono/Off Tomorrow, $10, 9pm
Curtis Love 10pm
100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF
Sounds of Addiction No cover, 10pm
Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881
OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414
PINEAPPLE GRILLE
Catfish Ringo No cover, 10pm
Sounds of Addiction No cover, 6pm
All Access Entourage Fridays; 10pm
Live Music 10pm
Damien Awai
Brian Como & Friends
Scotty Rotten
200 Kapalua Dr. Lahaina - 669-9600
Jimmy Mac & the Kool Kats;10pm
WED - Randall Rospond/Tom Conway
Ryan Silky No cover, 10pm
MON - Dubfire, No cover, 10pm; TUE - Unifires; WED Open Mic WED - Wet Wednesdays w/ DJ Blast, No cover, 10pm
Eclipse Puja With Prem - Vedic Fire Pujas bring
Devotional Yoga, Mantra and Kirtan - Prem
Maui Singles Investment Club - Tue. This
Habitat for Humanity - Sat. Spend a few hours
auspiciousness and burn negativity. After the Puja
Prayojan brings the stories of ancient India alive,
event gives Maui singles a chance to mingle while
helping a family in need get secure shelter. 9 a.m.
there will be a vegetarian pot luck and kirtan.
enabling the listener to glimpse the ecstasy and
learning about investments. 5:30-7 p.m. Cary &
Call for details. 893-0334.
Admission by donation. 4:30-10:00 p.m. (Come
love of the spiritual world. He is expert in devotion-
Eddie’s Hideaway, 500 N. Pu’unene Ave.,
Boo Boo Zoo Volunteer Orientation - Mon.
Anytime). Temple of Peace, 575 Haiku Road
al call and response singing. As seen on Akaku. By
Kahului. 579-9249.
The East Maui Animal Refuge rescues and rehabil-
(Below Haiku Post Office). 281-6022.
Donation. 5-7 p.m. Haiku Marketplace. 281-6022.
Ukulele Lessons - Tue. Learn some strumming
itates goats, sheep, pigs, deer and the like. This nokill shelter invites the public to come help care for
chance to discuss what’s happening in Kihei town
Ongoing
techniques to impress you friends with. Free. 5:45 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-5304.
these adorable little guys. It’s probably one of the
and what to do about it. 6:30-8 p.m. Kihei
Building Supplies Drive - Mon-Sat. Donate
Free Yoga Class - Wed. Rejuvenate your senses
most rewarding things one can do. 9 a.m.-12 p.m.
Community Center,. 879-0555.
the old. Find supreme deals on building supplies.
with this Hatha Yoga class. It takes place on the
25 Malu Aina Place, Haiku, 96708. 572-7964.
Solar Eclipse Celebration - This is the
Help a needy family build a decent home. 9 a.m.-4
green between tennis courts. And it’s free. 8-9:15
Economic Systems Reader’s Circle - Tue.
longest Eclipse of the 21st Century. Celebrate it
p.m. 399 N. Market St, Wailuku. 986-8050.
a.m. Waipualani Park, Kihei. 344-8068.
Bring anything having to do with an economic system,
right properly. Hear about the Universal and
Daily Yoga - Daily (except Sun &
Soroptimists
Maui
i.e. a book, magazine or newspaper article or blog
Cosmic Energy at play at this pivotal time. Learn
Wed). Yoga classes for all levels are
Meeting - Wed. Visitors are wel-
postings. This also could include the memoirs, biogra-
a simple and powerful protocol to perform on
offered in lower Kula. Restorative
come at this meeting of business
phies or autobiographies of economists. Novels that
your own body for amplification of Hope. $22.
yoga, asana alignment, vinyasa flow
and professional women that’s ded-
propose economic systems are great to read and talk
icated to improving the lives of
about. The purpose of this circle is for participants to
women and girls in our community.
teach each other about economic systems. 1:35-3:55 p.m. Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 573-3250.
Kihei Community Association Meeting - A
Submit Your
of
Marketplace. 633-4219.
Abelenda instructs. Call for more
Listings
Community Fundraiser - Part of the proceeds
information. Kula. 280-6171.
CALENDAR
4:30 p.m. Hale Mahaolu Elima
from food and drink sold tonight will benefit Ka Ipu
East End Nature Hike - Daily. A
Kukui, an organization that seeks to train tomor-
kanaka tour guide will lead hikers
row’s community leaders. If one needed an
through the Kipahulu area of
on mauitime.com or calendar@ mauitime.com
Community Hall, Kahului. 264-
Mary
Hula Show - Mon. Every week a Polynesian
excuse to imbibe a mai-tai, this would be it. Free.
Haleakala Park, including a bamboo
Higgins, QXC/SCIO practitioner,
halau gives a most colorful performance of this vital
7-10 p.m. South Shore Tiki Lounge, 1913 S. Kihei
forest, Waimoku Falls and Kapahu
helps you energetically rebalance
Rd. 874-6444.
Living Farm, which features lo’i kalo. An excellent
Rutter Requiem - A Singalong - Participation Fee for Singers and Listeners is $15 with one-third
6:30-8:30
p.m. The
Studio
Maui,
Haiku
and women’s yoga classes. Georgi
Dance
1775. Biofeedback
-
Fri.
island tradition. Free. 10 a.m. Queen Kaahumanu
after living yet another day in a toxin-filled world.
Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave. 877-3369.
way to learn about the area’s history, nature and
Walk-ins only. Sliding scale pricing. 2-5 p.m.
Israeli and International Folk Dancing
culture. Organized by the Kipahulu Ohana. 12:30-4
Dragon’s Den. 573-2424.
- Daily. Israeli and international folk dancing
of that going to National Association for the
p.m. Kipahulu, Hana side. 248-8558.
Job Club - Fri. Get help preparing resumes,
takes place at Grace Church, Kula, Sundays 4-
Mentally Ill (Nami). 7-9 p.m. Iao Congregational
Free
and
contacting prospective employers and interview-
6 p.m. Israeli folk dancing happens at The
Church,. 870-5560.
Counseling - Mon-Fri. Available from the Hawaii
ing. Free. 3-5 p.m. Job Connections of Maui.
Jewish Congregation of Maui, Kihei, Tuesdays
Dept. of Health. Free Hepatits A & B Vaccines also
871-4143.
6-8 p.m. 280-1051.
available. Times and locations vary around the
Papale Pepe Na Kupuna Knitting &
Non-Profit Polynesian Dance -Tue. Support the kids
island. 984-2129.
Crocheting Club - Every Fri & Sat. This group
of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching their Polynesian
Low Cost Accupuncture - Mon-Fri. This
meets every second Saturday and last Friday to knit
dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids. 5:30 p.m. 669-6271.
Upcountry clinic offers treatments for under $30.
and crochet caps, scarves and lap blankets for
Shakin’ Keiki - Fri. Come see little hula dancers in
No appointment necessary. Mon.-Fri., 8-1 and 4-7.
chemo patients, Hale Makua and Women Helping
adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their ancestors.
1170 Makawao Ave. (Next to Casanova). 276-6037.
Women. 1 p.m. Kahului, call for details. 214-9864.
Free. 3:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900 Front St. 667-9216.
WEDNESDAY, JUL 22 Facebook 101 for Businesses - This free workshop shows small business owners the importance of social networking and how to go about getting started with it. 12-1 p.m. Maui
County Business Resource Center, Maui Mall. 873-8247.
HIV/Hepatitis
C
Testing
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Classes
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Sat.
Every
Sat.
Halau
BY KATE BRADSHAW CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM
Keiki
Kawaianuhealehua holds open hula classes for chil-
Yu-Gi-Oh - Sat. Little gamester get out your cards
Save the Forest - Sun. The Pacific Whale
and get ready for a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament! Free. 3
Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to
dren, teen and adult wahines and kanes. 9 a.m.
After-School Help - Mon-Fri. Hui Malama
p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-4766.
pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove.
Maui Waena School.
Learning Center offers after-school homework help
Swimming Lessons - Sun. Valley Isle Aquatics is
Transportation is provided. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m.,
Hula Show - Every Sun & Sat. Get a taste of
and classes for students in need. Call for directions
offering keiki swimming lessons in conjunction with
Harbor Shop, 300 Ma`alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m.,
Hawaiian history and culture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui
and hours. 244-5911.
the County of Maui, Community Classes. Folks can
Upcountry Tavares Community Center. 856-8341.
Mall, Kahului. 877-8952.
Athletic Club Outreach - Every Tue & Thu. Got
call or go to www.valleyisleaquatics.com for further
Volunteer on Vacation - Mon. Get to know
Line Dancing - Sun. Practice your tush push ya’ll
tough kids? Get them instruction on Olympic
information. 12:15-4:15 p.m. Kihei Aquatics Center.
Maui better by volunteering time to one of many
and come on down for some line dancing by the
weightlifting, power lifting, body building and
572-4665.
important environmental projects. Meet local
Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons: 6:30 p.m.; Dancing:
sports-specific weight training by an
Yo Yo Workshop & Demo -
experts and learn about the history and environ-
7 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall.
experienced team of coaches. Ages
Sun. Yo Yos are silent when used
ment of the land and get a free t-shirt from the
properly, so encourage your kids to
Pacific Whale
use them frequently and finally get
Honokowai. 249-8811.
High Hopes Square Dance Club - Mon. A place for beginners to pick up some steps and seasoned square dancers to show off their moves. Free. 7 p.m. Hannibal Tavares Community Center,
11-19. Free. 4:45-6 p.m. St. Mark
Weightlifting Hall, Good Shepherd Episcopal Church, Wailuku. 2444656. Free Keiki Art Classes - Every
91 Pukalani St., Pukalani. 572-0671. Pipe Up - Mon. No experience is needed for drummers and bagpipers at these open, free lesson and practices for the Isle of Maui Pipe Band. 6 p.m. Call for directions. 876-0154.
See into the
future
some peace and quiet! Free. 4-5 p.m. Maui Toy Works. 661-5304.
sons for people 55 or better. 8:30-10 a.m. Kaunoa
Senior Center, Sprecklesville. 270-7313. Swing & Lindy Hop Dancing - Mon. You’re
series of Ashtanga yoga moves is performed in the Tradition of Shri K Pattabhi Jois. $10 suggested
classes island wide. MON - Lahaina
cian Neil Bruce. Free. 2:30-4 p.m.
donation. Mon-Fri 10 a.m. & 6 p.m.; Sun 11 a.m.
Surf Hawaiian Housing, 3-5 p.m.
Makawao Public Library. 573-5313.
Spreckelsville (Call for details). 269-9003.
on mauitime.com
a.m. Ka Hale A Ke Ola, Wailuku, 4-6 p.m. WED Honokowai Kau Hale, 2:30-4:30 p.m. THU - Paia Elementary, 2-4 p.m. FRI - Kahekili Terrace, Wailuku,
West Side Storytime - Every Tue & Sat.
a.m.; Sat., 11 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina. Keiki Shots - Wed. (Central Maui) Health coverage
2 DJs, 4 Turntables
is a tough thing to come by these days. Bring chil-
DEL SOL • CIA
dren up to the age of 18 without medical insurance
No Cover 50% off for S.I.N.
in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 12-3 p.m. Wailuku Health
Center. 984-8260.
DJ CIA
Keiki Issues? - Thu. The Parent Project, a pro-
Suck My Beat
gram for parents of strong willed children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Hui Malama Learning Center.
289-5050.
DJ ASTRO RAPH
Toddler Story Time - Thu. Brush up on the latest in children’s books with your little one. Free. 10 a.m. Makawao Public Library. 573-8785.
Happy Hour All Night
No Cover 6–9pm
$2 Casa del Sol OFF WHISKEYS $7 10pm–2am TEQUILA TWILIGHTS
DJ CIA $2 OFF TEQUILAS
DUB STEP
50% OFF WINE LIST
DJ NATURE BOY No Cover 10pm
New Weekend Early Bird Dinner Specials 5–7PM Fri–Sun
Wednesday Quiz Night
6:30 Test your knowledge
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an ancient self-healing system based on Chi Gung,
Program - Mon-Fri. Learn names of fish you’ve
this movement series releases stress, lessens pain
seen while snorkeling and how to protect Maui’s
and illness, and increases energy for cancer recov-
reefs at PWF’s free Coral Reef Information
ery and prevention. Free. 3-4 p.m. Kahului YMCA.
Station. 8 a.m.-12 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea. 808-
243-2999.
249-8811.
Lahaina Canoe Club Weekly Paddle - Daily.
Kanaha Beach Project - Every Tue & Thu. Join
Get buff, talk story, check out the scenery. Thu., 8
Patients - Every Tue & Thu. Using Dragon & Tiger,
group leader Val Magee in helping restore the natu-
a.m.; Sun., 10 a.m. Hanako’o Beach Park (Canoe
ral landscape. Bring water, snacks and sunscreen.
Beach). 870-6466.
Meet at the Canoe Hale. 8:30 a.m.-11:30 a.m.
Maui Croquet Club - Every Sun, Tue & Thu. You
Kanaha Beach Park. 808-294-8811 ext. 1.
could be an amazing croquet player and not even
Save Honolua - Tue. Meeting to inform, educate
know it. No mallet? No problem. 2-5 p.m.
and involve the community on the proposed devel-
Waipuilani Park, Kihei. 879-0087.
opment of Honolua Bay. 6:45 p.m. Lahaina Civic
Group Run - Wed. Group meets at Kihei
Center. 870-0052.
Community Center. Open to runners of all ages and
Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get
fitness levels. Sponsored by Valley Isle Road
free info about marine life and answers to all
Runners. Free. 5:30 p.m. Piilani Highway and
those pesky questions that keep you up all night
Lipoa Parkway.
at this PWF info stand. 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Ulua Beach,
Paddling for Women Cancer Survivors -
Wailea. 249-8811.
Every Mon & Wed. Get together with the Pink
Weed and Pot Club - Wed. Did that get your
Ladies of Mana’olana for canoe paddling.
attention? Push up your sleeves and rake, hoe
Sponsored by the Pacific Cancer Foundation. 8:30
and pull weeds in a beautiful garden setting.
a.m. Maui Canoe Club. 243-2999.
8:30-10:30 a.m. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens,
Tai Chi - Every Mon & Fri. Get your Tai Chi in dur-
Kahului. 249-2798.
ing your lunchbreak with Dr. Lorrin Pang. Free.
Maui Coastal Land Trust Service Project
noon-12:45 p.m. State Building Plaza, Wailuku.
- Fri. PWF’s Volunteering on Vacation program
984-8200.
gives you a chance to help save unique dune
Free Racquetball Lessons - Sat. Yoofs aged
ecosystems in Waihee. Help weed out invasive
13-17 can learn oforehand, backhand and other
plants and get a free t-shirt for your efforts!. 7:45
serving techniques. Games will be played for
a.m.-12 p.m. Maui Coastal Land Trust, Waihee.
the course’s final four weeks. Course goes until
808-294-8811.
July 18. 10 a.m.- 12 p.m. Maui Family YMCA.
Honokowai Valley Restoration - Sat. Visit
242-9007.
Maui’s Best Irish Pub
remote Honokowai Valley, and help save archeolog-
Kimo’s 32nd Annual Longboard Contest -
IRISH H MUSIC C FRIDAY with h Kevin n O off the e Celtic c Tigers
ical sites of old Hawaii, pull invasive plants and pos-
Every Sun & Sat. In memory of Rob Thibault, this
sibly plant native species. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Honokowai
no cord, single fin 9 ft.+ contest is now in the hold-
Valley, West Maui. 808-294-8811 ext. 1.
ing period. Competition happens every weekend,
Volunteers Needed - Daily. Volunteers, poten-
granted there are waves. Call Jack Starr for more
tial board members, etc. for 12-year native restora-
info. 205-9500.
tion project coastline North Kihei, which is subject
Volleyball Day - Sat. Bump, set, spike! Open
Open n forr Lunch h & Dinner..
$2 2 BUD D LIGHT T DRAFT
Wharf Center, Lahaina • 661-8881 1913 SOUTH KIHEI RD
Daily Onsite Coral Reef Naturalist
Story Time - Thu. Keiki story time and crafts. Free. 10 a.m. Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana. 665-1114.
Trip Hop-Downtempo-Acid Jazz-Breaks
Healing Movement Classes for Cancer
Lahaina’s biggest bookseller is hosting keiki story time, so get them hooked on reading early. Tue., 10
10PM – No Cover
Environment
Baha’i Faith Maui Center, 9:30-11:30 a.m.;
more info call 661-0111.
ERIN SMITH
Sports/Fitness
terminds age 8-12. Taught by magi-
Society offers free children’s art
and anything else rooted in jazz in this exploration p.m. Kenolio Recreation Center, 131 S. Kihei Rd.,
p.m.
Ashtanga Northshore - Daily (except Sat). This
3-6 p.m. Haiku Boy’s and Girl’s Club, 3-5 p.m. For
Kihei, 96753. 344-8180.
a.m.-3
cooler than you think. For little mas-
CALENDAR
money, baby. This group incorporates rock, hip hop of this very much alive and kickin’ dance form. 7-10
9
Keiki Chess Club - Mon. Chess is
Mon, Tue, Wed & Fri. Lahaina Arts
TUE - Baha’i Faith Maui Center, Makawao, 9-11 Senior Line Dancing - Mon. Line dance les-
Foundation!.
www.mulligansatthewharf.com
MAUI TIME WEEKLY
to a great number of environmental threats. Call
to everyone. Free. 12 p.m. Kamaole III Beach
250-6253.
Park, Kihei.
The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
Thursday 07/16
Friday 07/17
Saturday 07/18
RB STEAKHOUSE 2290 Kaanapali Pkwy - 661-3123
SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286
SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 -879-0004
Bingo Pajama
Unifires
Karaoke
Karaoke
TBA
Karaoke
Karaoke
Karaoke
Live Hip Hop
Dig me Deb BDay Bash
Kamaaina Night
MON - Ladies’ Night; TUE - Ryan from Silky Ringo; WED - TBA
DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm
DJ Magnetic No cover, 10pm
Rob Yamanoha No cover, 10pm
MON - DJ Blast; TUE - DJ Nature Boy; WED - ADD Twins; All no cover, 10pm
Kanekoa
Kenny Roberts
Karaoke
MON - WED - Karaoke
SANTA FE CANTINA 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7805
SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444
Monday 07/20– Wednesday 07/22
Live Music
Kahana Gateway, Kahana - 669-8889
RUSTY HARPOON
Sunday 07/19
DJ Slackin No cover, 10pm
SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602
MON - Silky Ringo;TUE - Willie K
STELLA BLUE’S 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR
Crunch Pups $3, 9pm
1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380
TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052
TIMBA 505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873
TIP-UPS TAVERN 1279 2. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299
UNISAN 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku - 244-4500
WATERCRESS
Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350
Karaoke
Karaoke
Karaoke
Lounge Music 9pm
Uncovered w/ Q Ross 9pm
Passion w/ DJ Del Sol $10, 9pm
Karaoke
MGM
Off Tomorrow
WED - Freshly Squeezed w/ Daniel J Gina Martinelli / Open Mic Night
Karaoke
MON - DJ Slackin; TUE - Billy & the Bad Dogs WED - Rick G MON - WED - Karaoke
Live Music
Karaoke
Karaoke
MON -Karaoke; TUE - Pac Vibe; WED - Karaoke
Karaoke
Badminton Nights - Mon. West Maui Parks and
by way of road signs and the like. Free. 11 a.m.-5
Organic Farmers Market - Sat. Fresh produce
Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty
Recreation presents this opportunity for folks to
p.m. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, One
that’s cheaper than the grocery store. 6:30 a.m.-
Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troupe; Thu, Sat, Sun,
play this most delightful shuttlecock-centric sport.
Cameron Way. 242-7469.
noon. Eddie Tam Memorial Center.
6-9 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Hono`apiilani
Hwy. 661-4685.
Art
Farmers market, Art/Craft Fairs Farmers’ Market and Craft Fair - Every Tue,
Altered Forms: A Ceramic Exhibition Daily. A showcase of Hawaii artists that highlights strange and new ways of dealing with ceramics. 10
Meet the Artists - Daily. Every day the Four Seasons’ resident artist will be on hand to discuss his
and Spa, 3900 Alanui Dr., Wailea, 96753. 874-8000.
Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Erin Smith; Fri, Sat, Dave Carroll; Sun, Wed, Whale Sharks; Mon, Mickie
Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location,
Moore; Tue, Jazz; . all sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf
Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.
Poetry Slam - Every First Fri. Poets 13 and over
Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat Ernest
are encouraged to share their stuff with the First
Pua’a; Sun,Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback.
Friday crowd. Pieces are limited to three minutes.
Ho`olokahi Arts & Crafts Fair - Every Tue &
Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian
$5. 8 p.m. The Promenade (Wailuku Food Court),
Fri. Fresh flower lei-making classes from 9-11 a.m.
& Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun,
2050 Main St., Wailuku, 244-3993.
Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,Oversized Productions;
Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night
Tue, Roy & Friends; Wed, An Den. Late sets 6-8:30
with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc
p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building P, 667-6636.
Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.
Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic
Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your
music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani
Wed, Fri & Sat. Great deals on locally grown produce and locally made goods. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Maui
Mall, Kahului. 871-1307.
on Fridays. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Wailea Beach Marriott
Resort south lobby. 879-1922.
or her work. 8 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Ohana Farmers & Crafters Market - Every Tue, Wed & Fri. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu WOW! - Wed. Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays
Poetry Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at
call 665-1114.
a.m.-5 p.m. Hui No’eau Arts Center, Makawao.
572-6560.
Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front
St., Lahaina, 661-4855.
Shopping Center. 877-3369.
original work, your favorite poem, or just come to
Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787.
Farmers Market of Maui - Every Mon, Wed &
be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public
Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh
Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri,
Library, 662-3950.
deAquino Bradaz. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front
Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab
St., Lahaina, 661-4811.
Honokowai Farmers Market - Every Mon, Wed
hosts an open mic night for poets, musicians and
& Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and
Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat,
others who want to be heard. Sessions are record-
canned goods. 7-11 a.m. Lower Honopiilani Hwy.
JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m.
ed and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome.
2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building J, 661-4495.
tos in this vivid and diverse exhibit. 10 a.m.-6 p.m.
Napili Craft Fair - Every Mon, Wed & Sat.
Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave,
Maui Hands Galleries, 84 Hana Hwy. 579-9245.
Proceeds earned from sales of these locally-
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presents live island music, gallery receptions, artist appearances and more. Featured artists this week include the Twins and Ben Kikuyama, whose work will be on display at Lahaina Gallery. 6:30-8 p.m.
897-6770 x2. Photography Show - Daily. Eight of Maui’s top photographers will exhibit some of their best pho-
Art Night - Fri. Stroll through Lahaina Town’s many art galleries. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments. Each week fea-
produce. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 61 S. Kihei Rd.
crafted goods go to Maui Family Support Services. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Napili Plaza, Napili,
Resort Craft Fair - Every Wed & Fri. Hawaiian
week include the Twins, whose work will be on dis-
arts and crafts. 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Renaissance Wailea
play at Lahaina Gallery. Free. 6:30 p.m. Lahaina.
Beach Resort.
661-6284.
Aloha Craft Fair - Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui
Deybra Fair & Wayne Zebzda - Daily (except
Mall. 872-4320.
Sun & Mon). Maui-based Fair exhibits her towers
KBH Craft Fair - Fri. Cultural crafts and live
constructed from found objects. Zebzda, who comes from Kauai, has chosen to express his vision
demos. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Ka`anapali Beach Hotel
lobby. 667-5978.
& Pro Ed; Sat, Mark & Mike. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844
DINNER MUSIC
Front St., 667-7758. Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Fri, Hawaiian music
96791. 242-0900.
tures a different guest artist. Featured artists this
Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne
WEST MAUI
with Uncle Louie. 5-7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center,
BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane;
Lahaina, 661-8881.
Sat, Harry Troupe; Sun, Greg DiPiazza; Mon, Tue,
Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain
Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front
Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m.
St., Lahaina, 661-0700.
658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.
Canoes - Sun, Jazz w/ John Maritano, Brian
Rusty Harpoon - Thu, George Kahumoku, Jr., 7-
Cuomo & Friends. 3-6. 1450 Front St., Lahaina.
9 p.m., Tue, Willie K., 7-9 p.m., Wed., Evan
661-0937.
Schulman, 7-9 p.m. 2290 Kaanapali Pkwy.,
Ka’anapali. 661-3123.
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Santa Fe Cantina - Tue, Ryan from Silky Ringo; 5-
Stella Blue’s - All sets 4-6 p.m. Thu, Steve
8 p.m. Fri, Mike Carrol & Friends, 4-7 p.m. Sat, Damien
Sargenti; Fri, Ahamanu Elu; Sat, Joe Bennett;
Awai; 5-8 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7805.
Mon, Mondokane; Tue, Tom Conway; Wed, Dan
Hana Hou Cafe - Wed, Dorothy Betz and Les
Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Fri & Sat, Kincaid
& Anne. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-874-3779.
Adam with Vince Esquire. Thu, Haiku Hillbillys.
Basques; Su, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina, Tue,
Taqueria Cruz - Tue & Sat Live music. All sets 6-
Kincaid Basques; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets except
9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei. 875-2910.
Sat. 7-9 p.m. Sat set is 6:30-9p.m. Napili Kai Beach
Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Wed, Sat,
Resort, 5900 Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.
Merv Oana; Sun, Howard Ahia Thu; Fri Margie; Tue
SOUTH MAUI
Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at
Wailea, 875-9983. Beach Bums Ma’alaea - Tue, Randall Rospond, 5-8 p.m. 300 Ma’alaea Rd. 243-2286.
Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Gina Martinelli; Sat, Bobby Ingram; Sun
UPCOUNTRY MAUI
Lum; Sun, Raz Shaggai; Wed, Scott Baird Duo. All
Tropica - Thu, Fri & Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat &
sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery,
Mon, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Keali’i Lum; Tue, Steve
575-2661.
Sargenti. All sets 6-9 p.m.
Moana
Cafe
&
Bakery - Wed, Benoit
9:30 p.m. Sat, Steve Sargenti 6:30-8:30 p.m. 71
■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA
Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.
3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000
Flatbread Pizza - Every first Wed, Tom Conway
Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo
& Randall Rospond. 6-9 p.m. Flatbread Pizza, 89
and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with
Sultry Sunday w/ Gene and Makana, Mon, Bobby Ingram & Friends; Tue, Halemanu; Wed, Mondo
S. Kihei Rd. 879-2607.
Kane. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel,
Green Banana Cafe Music - Tu, Shea Argel.
Haui’s Life’s A Beach - Thu, Erin Smith. 1913
2259 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6284.
Th, Indio. Sa, Soundwave, 6-8 p.m. Green Banana
Hana Hwy., Paia. 579-8989.
Cafe-The Shops at Paia Bay, Paia. 579-9130.
CENTRAL MAUI Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - Fri. Joe
3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883 Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. Wed., Kenny Roberts. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea
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Jazzworks; 6:30-8:30 p.m. Fri., Poni Brendan, 6:30-
month: Henry Keialoha Allen. 5:30-7:30 p.m. 2960
Longhi’s - Sat, acoustic music. 10:30-11 p.m.
sets 6-9 p.m.
Sat, Live music. Mon., The Hula Honeys. All
Five Palms Maui - Music every third Tue, this
South Kihei Rd., 891-8010.
Ono Bar & Grille - Fri, Brian Haia; Sat, Keali’i
RESORT SHOWS
Cano and Eddie Aviles, 6:30-9 p.m. 335 Hoohana
WEST MAUI
St., Kahului. 877-6000.
hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly. ■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA
3850 Wailea Alanui, 875-1234
Café Marc Aurel - Live Music on various days.
■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA
Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St.,
200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234
Wailuku, 244-0852.
Umalu - Thu, Off Tomorrow, 6-9; Live music
p.m.; Mon, Acoustico, 7 p.m. Tue, Louise & Ortiz;
Kahului Ale House - Thu, O‘Kaleo. 5 p.m. Wed,
nightly All sets 4-6 & 7-9p.m. Torch lighting cere-
6:30-8:30 p.m.; Wed, John Cruz, 7:30 p.m. 100
Kilohana. 6 p.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave.,
mony nightly.
Kahului. 877-9001.
■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB
4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100
Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.
Main Street Bistro - Th-Fri, Rhythm & Blues
104 Ka`anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000
Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.
South Shore Tiki Lounge - Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Rob Yamanoha. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei
with Freedom. 5-7:30 p.m.. 2051 Main St.,
Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri,
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE
Rd., Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444.
Wailuku, 244-6816.
Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue,
100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131
Harbor, 243-2206. Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thu, Rick Glencross Fri, Gail Swanson; 6-8 p.m.; Sun, Celtic Tigers, 6:30
Humuhumunukunukuapua`a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI
Ernest Pua`a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KA`ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL
2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0011 Tiki Courtyard -
Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music.
Sun-Thu, Leokane, 6 p.m.
Wailea Wednesdays w/ WIllie K - Wed, 7:3010 p.m. ■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA
3750 Wailea Alanui
Friday, Halau Friday Hula show. 6-9 p.m.
East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.
■ KAPALUA RESORT
Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie
1 Bay Drv. Lahaina, 669-6400
Lawerence and Friends.
Merriman’s - Fri & Sat. Ranga Pae, 5:30-
■ WAILEA MARRIOTT
8:30 p.m. ■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT
5900 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500
3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922 Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m.
Thu, Fri, Tue. Kincaid Kupahu; Sat, Coelho Morrison; Sun & Wed, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina. All
Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-
sets 7-9 p.m.
11 p.m.
■ RITZ CARLTON
■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL
1 Ritz Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200
5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111
The Lounge - Sun, Ron; -Mon, Joshua K; Tue,
Molokini Lounge - Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, Mele
Tarvin; Wed, Howard, Thu, Hallie.; Fri, Espresso;
`Ohana Duo. Tue, Thu Ron Kuala’au; Sun-Thu sets 6-
Sat, Crazy Fingers. Sun-Thu 7-10 p.m., Fri-Sat 7:3011 p.m. 6:15-9:45 p.m. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT
9 p.m.; Fri, Sat sets 6-10 p.m. Sun, Mele `Ohana Duo, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Mon, Wed, Fri, Hula performance, 6-6:45 p.m.
2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 661-3611
EAST MAUI
Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.
■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI
■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL
Hana, 248-8211
2605 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Live music nightly, All sets 6-8
Paniolo Lounge - Thu-Sun, Live music. 6:309:30 p.m.
p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly. ■ THE WESTIN MAUI RESORT & SPA
2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525
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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) When young bull elephants begin to mature, they start to cause problems for the females in their herd. Eventually, the herd’s guiding matriarch casts them out. After that, they survive on their own or in the company of other young males in the same situation. Obviously, they are compelled by the hormones and instincts inherent to their species—but are you? You’re risking a wonderfully comfortable and secure situation with your questionable behavior. Some people have already been very tolerant and understanding, but their patience has limits. Sooner or later, it’ll be too much trouble to put up with that stuff, and they’ll stop doing so. Unless you’d rather it be sooner than later, I’d quit that shit, cold turkey.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Almost as much of our oil goes into our food as into our cars, because people insist on eating food that was grown or produced far away from where they live. If everyone in America ate just a single meal a week composed entirely of local organic meat and produce, we’d reduce national oil consumption by over a million gallons every week. Small changes can make a big difference, and make you happier and healthier in the process. Remember that this week; there’s no need for massive difficult-to-implement overhauls of your entire life; slight course corrections will not only get you efficiently to where you want to go, but do so in a much richer and more enjoyable way.
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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) What would you do if I told you that there were eleven different ways you could make the person you love most cry out in pure delight, right now, but you only knew less than five of them? Hopefully, if you were a dedicated friend/lover, you would seek to discover at least a few more. Make it your goal to evoke an exclamation of joy from that special someone at least once a week for the next three months, without ever repeating your methods. Why shouldn’t you? There’s nothing but win in that plan, for all concerned.
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Some people can’t help being ugly on the outside, but no one really needs to be ugly on the inside. Everyone can cultivate qualities people frequently find beautiful, such as compassion, generosity, kindness, humor, and selflessness. That kind of beauty transcends and outlasts the physical kind, anyway. Regardless of how gorgeous your particular bag of skin and hair is, focus intensely this week on cultivating and exemplifying the standards of inner beauty for which you should be best known. If you’re relying on your sparkling smile and killer abs to carry you through the world, you’re doing it wrong.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Just as you can’t fault a tree for extending its branches to better catch the light, you can’t blame the humans you know for growing in ways designed to help them get the things they need (or think they need, anyway). Yet that is essentially what you’re doing: getting pissed at someone for pursuing their desires, most of which lie outside the realm of conscious thought and well-researched decisions. Stop being so judgmental. Climb down off your high horse, and either help them get what they’re reaching for, or get the hell out of their way.
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) You’re like a spider who thinks she’s got her prey all securely wrapped up in her web; she thinks it has no choice but to sit tight until she’s ready for it. To her dismay, she may discover that it was actually only humoring her. As soon as it gets bored, it can easily rip free of her little “trap” and be on its merry way, leaving behind a swathe of silken destruction. Get the picture? Don’t count on anyone just sticking around and waiting around for you. You haven’t got that much power and you’re not that compelling. Make hanging around worth their while—or they won’t.
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DISTRESS SALE Lowest priced 2bd/1.5ba condo in Southpointe, Kihei. Great location in center of complex with a west$600 Weekly Potential $$$ erly facing lanai. Two parking stalls. Helping the Government, PT. No Only $179,000 Josh Jerman, realExperience. No Selling. Call 1-888- tor (808) 283-2222 The Wailea 213-5225 Ad Code: H15 Group LLC
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CENTRAL MAUI CONDOS Five 1 and 2 bedroom condos across the street from the blue Pacific ocean and walking distance to Maui Community College, the MACC, shopping, and restaurants. Investors, these units rent for $1100 - $1250/m. Price from $54,900 to $74,000. Josh Jerman, Realtor (808) 283-2222 The Wailea Group LLC
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CLASSIFIED MIND, BODY & SPIRIT High Touch Jin Shin Jyutsu Experience profound healing results with Jin Shin. This affordable and effective technique balances all body systems. Reiki and Cranial Sacral also offered. Call: Wendy Areus at 283-9248 La’a Kea Holistic Bodywork Deep Tissue, Efflorage, Energetic, Cranial, Deep Belly. Contact Autumn @ 463-0043. Upcountry, $40/hr, 9am-9pm
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Traditional Japanese Acupuncture • Herbs • Skin/Body Restoration Find Maui’s Holistic Events! Visit www.mauivision.net today and explore our extensive mind, body & spirit listings. New June/July Maui Vision Magazine Out Now! Call 669-9091 for info. PSYCHIC READERS Seeking heart centered, full time psychic readers/intuitive counselors for busy phone line. Work from home, make up to $60 per hour. Suzanne 626-482-0833
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The second novel from Maui author Sydney Theadora is now available. Book signing at Barnes & Noble in Lahaina this Saturday, July 18th from noon - 2:00 p.m. Read the first chapter online at IUNIVERSE.com
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