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CONTENTS 5 MAUI COUNTY Vague praise is better than none in Letters. Our election coverage continues with more blurbs and a Lucienne DeNaie profile. Butts get flicked in Eh Brah! Rob Report’s abuzz about the health of bees. Hotels take a hit in The Business End. Coconut Wireless talks homeless camps and Sarah Palin. Famous hair goes to auction in News of the Weird .

16 FEATURE STORY Belly up foodies, it’s our annual Taste of Maui extravaganza. This year we’ve got exclusive picks from an eclectic collection of island chefs, plus extensive dining listings highlighting kama’aina bargains...all to keep you satiated through the lean month of September. Chow down.

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36 DA KINE CALENDAR Kate highlights the week’s top haps, including a cryptozoological art exhibition and an appearance by Augie T, the hardest working man in (Maui) showbusiness.

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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR RAY AREA Thanks to Rob Parsons for another great report on solar and alternative energy [“The energy doctor,” August 28]. It’s astounding how even in a place like this where sun is more abundant than tourists we rely on old, outdated methods to power our towns. Where is the vision? Every home on Maui should be powered with solar, wind, water or some other renewable method. We can get there, we just need the vision. Jay Burke, Kahului

IS THERE A MECO IN HERE? Do people on Maui realize that Maui Electric is the reason we pay the highest electric costs in the nation, by far? Thanks goodness for the Rob Report, and people like Steve Blake who are showing us better community solutions, not just corporate greenwash. Dennis in Wailuku, submitted online at mauitime.com

LAST REEF LETTER, WE PROMISE I wanted to thank Mr. Wintner for his reply to my Rob Report Rebuttal and for finally squelching the debate [“Reef madness,” July 24]. If he truly believes that aquarium collectors, which represent 4 percent of the commercial fisherman in the state, are “killing tourism and the reef” all in one fell swoop, then there really is no reply to such hyperbole. Darrel Smith, Kihei

our town and trade them for some stupid outcroppings? Seriously, who the fuck makes these kinds of decisions? Is it the same KOOK who plans a 12-mile stretch of highway that takes seven years to build? I’ve lived here over five years now, and the one thing that constantly amazes me it the ASTOUNDING level of stupidity apparent in the decisions affecting the public. Does it take more than a five-year-old’s ability to reason to understand that we ought not build things that we can’t support? Can anyone say “Wailea 670”? Well, if there’s anyone reading this who’s involved in the decisions affecting Wailuku, perhaps that person can explain to me how what’s happening to the parking on Market St. makes any sense when those of us working here already have to contend with moving our cars every two hours. Talk about a surefire way to attract new business. I know, give your employees expensive parking tickets on a regular basis...yeah, that will do it! Fed Up, Wailuku

PET UNFRIENDLY SKIES Re: Your story on dog-friendly Maui resorts [“Paws-pitality,” August 28]: This is great for dogs already on another island and you’re just island hopping, but since ATA went out of business there are no airlines allowing pets in-cabin, so there won’t be any mainland dogs—unless you want to stuff them in cargo for six hours of hell. Jason, submitted online at mauitime.com

WISH WE COULD NOT A BRANDO FAN Hey I usually love your Eh Brah! illustrations, but what was up with that one from last week? Who were the dudes with the cat and what did they have to do with anything? Also, while I’m on the subject, leaving a horse head in a cooler is some crazy messed up shit. Who the hell did that? Uri Erstad, Kihei Ed. Note: The illustration was a nod to The Godfather, which contains a famous scene featuring a severed horse head.

TAKIN’ IT TO THE STREETS OK, I’ve seen the column praising Officer Taguma’s dedication, and I can see both arguments. BUT, regardless of whether Wailuku does possess its own traffic Nazi, what I want to know is who’s the “Einstein” that decided it would be smart to eradicate a few more of the already scarce parking places in

Right on Maui Time! Open up that can of worms! Thank you for writing about something that I care about, that all we who live here care about and doing so in such a way as to tell it with Truth, Honesty and Righteousness! Please though, give us more on this essential subject. You are our only link. Long Timer, Wailuku Ed. Note: Thanks for the kind words, Long Timer. We’d love to help, but you’ve got to give us a bit more info. To which story and subject are you referring?

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Though we’re profiling ever y state and county candidate before the primary election, not ever y race will see “action” on Sept. 20. County Council races with three or more candidates will be pared down to two; state races are partisan, so Democrats battle Democrats to face the Republican challenger, if there is one, in November.

(Makawao-Haiku-Paia) (Incumbent) NAME: Mike Molina AGE: 48 YEARS ON MAUI: Born in Wailuku CURRENT PROFESSION: County Councilmember EXPERIENCE: Air Force, Hawaii Air National Guard, teacher PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENT: Decline to state KEY DISTRICT ISSUES: TVRs Says he is “open to regulating this industry so long as a process is put in place that respects the input of neighboring residents and that TVR owners pay their fair share of taxes.” Advocates “scrutiny” of TVRs on Ag zoned land... WATER “I will support funding to upgrade our transmission lines to improve water quality and service, additional water storage, and finding additional sources of water.” KEY MAUI ISSUES: ECONOMY Advocates “aggressively marketing local agriculture and Maui made products” and creating “vacation packages that attract neighbor island residents.”… HOUSING Touts his support for a four-point plan that involves low-interest county loans, an affordable housing fund, workforce housing and rental assistance.

(Challenger) NAME: Kahekai “Kai” Nishiki YEARS ON MAUI: Born on island, 1971 CURRENT PROFESSION: Business owner, mother EXPERIENCE: Legislative aide KEY DISTRICT/MAUI ISSUES: HOUSING Advocates using local labor to build affordable units, creating a “centralized affordable housing list maintained by the county.” Calls for homes built to be outfitted with solar panels and other alternative energy systems… WATER “Privatization, contamination, and wasteful water practices threaten our water resources. I support equitable distribution of water with in-stream flow restoration and kuleana users as a priority.”… TVRs “I would include vacation rentals in the category of home-based businesses provided the owner is a Maui resident who pays resident income tax. I do not support absentee TVRs owned by offshore speculators who drive our home prices up.” NOTE: Information on Nishiki taken from her campaign Web site.

House 12th District (Upcountry) (Incumbent) NAME: Kyle Yamashita (D) AGE: 49 CURRENT PROFESSION: State legislator EXPERIENCE: Business owner PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENT: Obama KEY DISTRICT ISSUES: AGRICULTURE Calls for improvements to irrigation systems, supports “Important Ag Lands” policy; has “supported bills to provide financial assistance for farmers, including loans for photovoltaic energy and wind power generation projects.” SUSTAINABILITY Cites alternative energy, recycling programs as important, also wants to “be more aggressive in the fight against invasive species.” KEY MAUI ISSUES: HEALTHCARE Calls for a review of the Certificate of Need process, better reimbursements for hospitals, physicians TRANSPORTATION “This should not come at the expense of our environmental health, but we need to be open and innovative to ways in which we can encourage access to and from Maui.” NOTE: The winner of the primary will face Republican Eugene “Mickey” Vierra, who did not respond to requests for input by the deadline.

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(Challenger) NAME: Summer Starr (D) AGE: 25 YEARS ON MAUI: 25 PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE: Legislative Reference Bureau, environmental advocacy PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENT: Obama KEY DISTRICT/MAUI ISSUES: ECONOMY Advocates “jobskill education programs and extended unemployment benefits.”; supports capital improvements projects, creation of “green collar” jobs… FOOD/FUEL SECURITY Supports local agriculture: “it is clear that buying local is healthier for our bodies and healthier for our communities.” Says it is her “goal for Maui to become the global leader in the percentage of energy produced from renewable sources.”

“The time for behind-closed-door politics is through. The people are demanding transparency and accountability in government.” - Summer Starr

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The activist candidate County Council hopeful Lucienne DeNaie has grown from grassroots hange: we all seem to want it, but election results often reveal that the opposite is true. In some cases it’s the elected officials who, forgetful of campaign love poems, change little more than their business card inscriptions once in office. Then again, sometimes it’s the voters who, fearing the unknown, embrace the status quo regardless of how much it hurts them.

for the last ten years or so through various groups that I’m involved with,” she said. “I, for one, have paid attention to some of our municipal facilities, like our wastewater plants and our water treatment plants…things that people don’t think about.” She said she pointed out a developer’s apparent attempt to set aside “protected” land that was already barred from development to a councilmember

energy, DeNaie said her familiarity with alternative energy would be key in the coming years, as Maui attempts to wean itself off of imported fuels. “When someone comes up and talks about…net metering or leasing rooftops for solar energy, I’m going to know what they’re talking about,” she said. The coming years may be challenging, she said, but with the right people

“I’m the typical citizen who isn’t satisfied. An activist cuts through the B.S.” This year’s election will cut through the flashy, buzz word-laden banners and show us whether we have the guts to embrace real change. And you don’t have to look further than the local ballot to find candidates who shatter the mold. East Maui County Council seat contender Lucienne DeNaie is one such candidate. Currently chairperson of the Hawaii state chapter of the Sierra Club, De Naie’s background varies greatly from that of a typical political candidate. Unlike politicians who are groomed to hold office, DeNaie is seeking office from the other direction: activism. “I’m just a grass roots person. I’m the typical citizen who isn’t satisfied with the level of service that government is [giving us],” DeNaie said. “An activist cuts through the B.S.” DeNaie ran for the same seat in 2006, but came up 324 votes short in the four-candidate primary for this non-partisan seat. This year there she won’t be on the primary ballot, but instead will go straight through to face incumbent Bill Medeiros in November. While DeNaie is relatively new to the election side of things, she is a veteran when it comes to Maui County politics. She has offered her expertise and incredible attention to detail on a variety of environmental issues on Maui, especially those pertaining to planning. “I’ve been in court on water issues

at a recent community meeting. “Some of the decisions that are made by the council, they are not given the complete information; they are given the convenient version that benefits some who can make a lot of money,” DeNaie said. “You get good government when people get in there, are willing to listen to people, and are willing to dig out the facts and not just take the easy answers.” DeNaie’s biggest challenge in winning the East Maui seat might be the fact that, unlike her opponent, she wasn’t born on Maui. Yet she has lived on-island full time for 23 years and has been a vocal advocate for environmental conservation, cultural preservation and other kanaka maoli values. “I might have to work harder because I’m not from here to learn about some of the things that a person who was born and raised here may know about,” said DeNaie. “On the other hand, when is it bad to have a public servant want to work harder to hear from you?” Having worked with the Sierra Club on getting the state to pass legislation pertaining to renewable

asking the right questions, anything can be achieved. “It’s really an exciting time ahead,” DeNaie said of the coming shift toward sustainability. “It’s scary when things get shaky, and when the old system doesn’t work as the status

said that she believes green tech jobs can help fill some of the holes in the local job market. “We’re going to need some tech solutions and we’re going to need some social engineering,” DeNaie said. “We need to retrain folks for the job market that clean, green energy jobs could create.” The relationship between environment and economy seems to play heavily into DeNaie’s politics, but she says her environmental advocacy won’t keep her from listening to all sides of an issue. “As a person who is setting policy and creating laws…I like to listen to both sides,” she said. “I like to look at what the merit is to both sides.” MTW

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The business end A look at the week’s economic winners and losers… Another dispatch from the broken record department: The most recent tourism-related figures for Hawaii are bleak. Contrasted against last year’s numbers, hotel occupancy fell nearly 3 percent statewide, as reported in The Pacific Business News. That average was actually buoyed by a 3 percent uptick on Oahu but dragged down by a 10.5 percent drop on Maui, which boasted (if that’s the right word) the largest decline of any island (Kauai fell 9.4 percent, the Big Island 4.4 percent). To venture an explanation: It’s not that Oahu suddenly became 13.5 percent (or whatever) more desirable than Maui; it’s that with airfares skyrocketing, people are taking the cheapest direct flights they can find (to Honolulu) and are staying put, rather than springing for that final, budget-busting inter-island ride.

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Bee aware Organic farmer, beekeeper to give series of public talks hen Vincent Mina found a colony of honeybees had taken up residence in the water meter box of his Wailuku home, he had no idea it would lead to a serendipitous meeting of the minds. Mina, an organic farmer with Kahanu Àina Farms, called beekeeper Dennis Morihiro to remove the swarm of bees. The discussions that ensued led them to embark on a series of educational presentations on the relationship of honeybees to the environment, and vice versa. Mina is inquisitive by nature and has a history of sharing vital information with the community. He is the founder and head of the non-profit Maui Aloha Àina Association (MAÀ), a sustainable farming organization that has sponsored the Body & Soil Conference yearly since 2001. The annual event brings in nationally renowned experts on soil science, nutrition, gardening and related topics. Mina energetically advocates that healthy soil and farming practices lead to nutrient-dense fruits and vegetables, which in turn bring about health and vitality to those who choose to eat well. Talking with Morihiro, who has managed Tropical Apiary Products of Maui for more than 25 years, Mina quickly saw

Morihiro showed up, donned his protective suit and plugged in a homemade vacuum. I recalled that he first puffed some smoke into the small hole in the exterior wall, using a bellows-like device. This served to stun or sedate the bees. I asked him what he used to smoke the bees before collecting them. “I use pine needles, macadamia nut hulls, dry grass, eucalyptus chips,” said Morihiro, “whatever I have. The smoke confuses the bees because they depend on their sense of smell. “Inside the hive is dark,” he continued, “so everything is smell and touch. The queen gives off pheromones to keep the workers committed to their tasks. If she starts to give off less pheromones, the workers start to make ‘queen cells’ to raise a new queen.” Morihiro explains that a queen can live from two to three years, while worker bees have an average life cycle of only 39 days. When a queen gets older, scout bees will go out and find another location for a hive. The old queen won’t move on until a new queen has mated, and then she can lead as many as 10,000-20,000 bees to swarm to a new location. “They need a dry location,” he said, “where they can regulate the tempera-

Let it bee: Morihiro has hundreds of hives all over the island. Morihiro’s hives were lost, due to less pollen from less flowers and the overall drying effect of the winds on the undergrowth of the West Maui Mountains. He says he has watched over the years as a

Worldwide, honeybees are facing a mysterious malady called Colony Collapse Disorder; in a sense, they are a canary in the coalmine. he was in the presence of someone with specialized knowledge, someone who has observed gradual, distressing shifts in the ecosystems of Maui. Moreover, Morihiro told Mina that when he brought his observations to government leaders, they often fell upon deaf ears. I sat with Morihiro and Mina at a table in Border’s, with afternoon coffee in front of us. Morihiro, wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with “Keep the Hive Alive” in yellow and black letters, shared half of his toasted bagel with me and we began to chat about his beekeeping business. I reminded him that I had found him in the yellow pages some 20 years ago, when a swarm of honeybees took up residence in the kitchen wall of the century old home I lived in, behind the Makawao library. We called Morihiro to come relocate the colony, as poisoning wasn’t a viable option for us.

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ture. The larvae need to be raised at 91 degrees. For three days the larvae are fed nothing but royal jelly by the nurse bees.” Morihiro said that if not enough pollen is collected to make the larval food, “Then the nurse bees start to cannibalize the larvae to keep the hive alive.” orihiro has hundreds of hives in various locations on Maui, and has carefully witnessed changes in nature that have altered the viability of his bee colonies. In the early 1980s, he kept 300 hives in the Waiehu region, around the time when Wailuku Sugar planted their acreage in young macadamia nut trees and hundreds of acres were cleared for the Waiehu Heights subdivision. With natural windbreaks cleared for housing, the trade winds took their toll on the upslope regions. Soon, half of

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few isolated brown spots in the hills above Waiehu have grown into a large region, all the way up to the cloud line where tree trunks can now be seen where once a green forest canopy existed. “Trees break up the wind into eddies like pebbles in a stream,” said Morihiro. “Too many rooftops means the wind comes in unabated. More windbreaks are what’s needed.” Morihiro believes that the changes in the 2-mile strip stretching along Maui’s windward coast from Waiehu to Hana are critical to the climate on the rest of the island. As ecosystems and microclimates are altered, there are corresponding changes in neighboring vegetation, insect populations and diversity of flowering plants for bee foraging. He related that dandelions and nut weed are all but gone in the Wailuku area and that nonnative insects and diseases have ravaged

both the wiliwili and rose apple trees. Where there used to be a spring, summer and fall honey flow in the Waiehu region, Morihiro is now only able to extract honey in the fall. He related that he used to start raising queens in March but now has to wait until May. Only 30 of 700 queens that he raised last year successfully mated. “The bee is totally dependent upon the environment,” Morihiro said. “They are totally dependent upon the nectar and honey. Bees can’t improve the environment, they can only maintain what is failing.” n a sense, they are a canary in the coalmine, Mina said. He believes that bees need biodiversity to be successful, as kiawe nectar alone, for instance, is not nutritionally sufficient for the bees to thrive. Worldwide, honeybees are facing a mysterious malady called Colony Collapse Disorder. Leading suspects include: cellular telephone proliferation, which may affect bees’ navigational abilities; genetically modified crops, which could alter bees’ nutritional sources in yet undetermined ways; and pesticides. The disorder has had widespread impacts on the Western honeybee across Europe and North America and possible cases have also been reported in Taiwan. In Hawaii, the discovery of the varroa mite in an Oahu bee colony sent shockwaves across the state. In Cheryl Ambrozic’s 2007 cover story for Maui Time Weekly, “To Bee, or Not to Bee,”

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A bee must visit 250,000 flowers to make 1/12 of a teaspoon of honey. Morihiro exclaimed, “Looks like we’re screwed.” The parasitic mites, about the size of a pinhead, can weaken adult bees and also attack larvae. As the mites have a 10 day reproductive cycle, and the bees have no instinctive grooming behavior to repel them, an infested colony rapidly leads to the death of the hive. Many raised the concern that the Hawaii Superferry could transport an infected bee from Oahu to Maui, and the varroa mite infestation could quickly endanger honeybees island-wide. Inspections have turned up hundreds of bees on car radiators, both dead and alive. To date, Maui has avoided the unwanted arrival of this tiny, destructive arachnid. But the Big Island has not been so fortunate. Two weeks ago, West Hawaii Today reported that Department of Agriculture (DOA) traps detected varroa mites on bees caught near the Hilo Seaside Hotel. Rapid response has been deployed, with DOA setting more traps, sampling commercial and feral hives, distributing miticides to place in infected colonies and asking the public’s help in identifying feral hives within a 5-mile radius so they can be destroyed. Morihiro is skeptical—and concerned. “You can’t search a 5-mile radius, no way,” he said. “They’re not going to find all the feral colonies, which could be in a tree, a building, a crack in the lava, anywhere.” The Big Island is the state’s leading producer of honey, with an annual production of about 1 million pounds. Morihiro’s knowledge of his trade is fascinating. He says that a bee only col-

lects pollen and honey in the last two weeks of its 39-day life cycle. A quarter million flowers must be visited to produce just a 12th of a teaspoon of honey. Bees will sometimes bring pine sap to the hive to make propolis, because of its anti-fungal properties. Mina and MA`A are bringing Morihiro’s wisdom to four venues over the next month, sharing his knowledge with Maui’s community. These unique educational opportunities should allow for a healthy, vital cross-pollination of ideas and actions. MTW “Bee Aware” talks will be given from 6-8pm on the following dates: Friday, Sept. 12: MECO auditorium, Kahului Thursday, Sept. 18: Kamehameha Schools, Pukalani Thursday, Sept. 25: Kihei Charter School auditorium Wednesday, Oct. 1: Haiku, location TBA Last three venues to be confirmed; for more info, call 242-7870, or visit: http://www.mauigrown.org

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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD HAIR MARKET VALUE “What was once a gentleman’s hobby among a few dozen enthusiasts at the turn of the 20th century,” wrote The New York Times in July, “has evolved into a multimilliondollar industry,” namely, collecting strands of hair of famous people. Mastro Auctions of Chicago sells $100,000 worth of hair a year, and in October, a tuft of Che Guevara’s went for $119,500 (and John Lennon’s recently for $48,000). Westport, Conn., Americana dealer John Reznikoff (who owns strands of Lincoln, Washington, Napoleon and Beethoven) appraised Britney Spears’ locks (after her 2007 headshaving) at “only” $3,500. Reznikoff told the Times that, while he advertises his trade in books and autographs, the hair is low-key: “I’m concerned clients might not take me seriously if they see me selling a lock of Charles Dickens’s hair.”

A FAMILY AFFAIR As Denton, Texas, Pizza Patron employee Stephanie Martinez complied with a disguised robber’s demand for money at closing in July, a co-worker jumped the man, knocked him down, and began beating on him. As the robber’s sunglasses and wig fell off, Martinez recognized him: “Don’t hit him again! That’s my dad!” Police later charged Stephanie’s father, mother and husband with the attempted robbery, concluding that Stephanie had been kept completely in the dark about the heist.

FORECLOSING FRODO Among the losers in the recent housing crash was The Shire in Bend, Ore., which was to be a village of 31 homes in the style of those in The Lord of the Rings series, with (according to a report in the Bend Bulletin) “unique stonework, artificial thatched roofs, terraces, gardens, and a network of streams and ponds with a pathway to... ‘The Ring Bearer’s Court.’” One of the only two houses completed has a “hobbit hole” for storing garden supplies. Developer Ron Meyers said he hopes the new owner will respect the concept.

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BLOND AMBITION Former British glamour model Jayne Bennington, 31, says she spends the equivalent of $600 a month on treatments and frills to make her daughter Sasha, 11, into the beauty queen she almost was herself, according to a July profile in London’s Daily Mail. However, Mom has done such a good job that Sasha can’t get work because she no longer looks like a child. Asked her selfassessment by a BBC documentary crew, Sasha responded, “Blond, pretty, dumb (but) I don’t need brains.” (At that, Mom roared with laughter.)

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FRIDAY, AUGUST 29 There are a few ways to look at the Sarah Palin pick. The first, and most obvious, is that this will now be a historic election no matter what the outcome—we’ll get either the first nonCaucasian president or the first female vice president. Political ideology and questions of competence aside, that’s pretty cool. Choosing Palin also solidifies McCain’s reputation as a risk taker. I read an article a few months ago about the two candidates’ respective gambling habits; Obama is apparently a poker man while McCain favors craps. Picking as your number two a greenhorn moose hunting former beauty queen definitely qualifies as rolling the dice. Finally, it’s interesting to note how Obama and McCain’s respective veep choices reflect a weird attempt to sort of mirror the other man: Obama taps a tough-talking, white-haired senior senator with solid foreign policy credentials; McCain goes with an inexperienced, fresh-faced, outside-the-box political minority. Now all that said, and I could be wrong, I smell Dan Quayle 2.0. Has anybody asked her if she knows how to spell potato?

Well this is an interesting one. Taking the NIMBY (not in my backyard) philosophy and turning it on its head, Maui developer Peter Martin is trying to build a kind of low-income campground literally in his backyard, on a 5-acre piece of undeveloped land in Spreckelsville. Martin explained his proposal at a recent Planning Commission meeting and encountered predictable resistance from residents who fear the place could become a haven for undesirables. On the one hand, it’s tough to blame folks for being cautious; homeless encampments often are hotbeds of shady activity. On the other hand, here’s someone who seems to genuinely want to lend a helping hand—to reach out to the needy in a time of great need when not everyone fighting to stay above the poverty line is a mentally ill drug addict—and is willing to finance and take full responsibility for the operation. Should we be standing in his way, or awarding him a medal? The Commission delayed any decision until its next meeting, September 9. We’ll be there.

Last week I discussed the deal Hawaii struck with Hart InterCivic for use of the company’s voting machines and how Hart was the target of a lawsuit alleging fraudulent shenanigans back in 2002. Since then I spoke briefly with Scott Nago in the state office of elections, who informed me that the deal, which had previously been a long-term engagement, is now only for this year. Going forward, Hart will have to re-bid. That’s good for the future, but questions still swirl around this important election and the reliability of the machines that will be tabulating the results.

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I’ll admit it: I’m a sucker for symbolism and tend to find poignant metaphors where (arguably) none exist. It’s the sappy Victorian novelist in me. But this one was pretty glaring: On my walk to work this morning, I passed a Tasha Kama sign posted by the side of the road. On the ground underneath it was one of those “Re-elect Joe Souki” sponges that his supporters have been passing out door-to-door (mine’s currently under the sink; thanks Joe). It was all wilted and shriveled and some creature had

Went down to Kihei for some sun and surf and I know I’m totally stating the obvious and that the Tourism Authority’s numbers have shown this like a million different ways, but man—there aren’t very many tourists. At all. The streets were quiet, the restaurants sat empty, the beaches were bare. You could say the September slowdown started a day early, but for things to slow down they had to be going fast at one point. Still, it was an absolutely gorgeous day in paradise, so there’s always that.

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MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 Roz Savage just rowed in and boy her arms are tired! (Ba, dum, dum…cha!) But seriously folks, wow. Ninety-nine days and 2,900 miles later, Savage—who’s trying to become the first woman to singlehandedly (well, double-handedly, but you know what I mean) row across the Pacific—landed on Oahu, completing the first and longest leg of her oceanic odyssey. I was in the Bay Area back in May when Savage departed from underneath the Golden Gate Bridge and I’m not one to toot my own horn…but I totally got here first, Roz.

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2 Last year around this time, there was speculation in these and other pages that if McCain became the Republican nominee, he might tap Governor Lingle as his VP. That, of course, didn’t materialize—but Lingle has managed to land a role at the convention in Minnesota. Hawaii’s top executive, The Honolulu Advertiser reports, has been deployed at the GOP confab to spread the good word about Palin. Lingle told reporters she was uniquely qualified to tout the credentials of the

Alaskan governor, “because I’m one of the only people who has traveled her road.” (There’s a cheap joke in there that we’re going to stay miles away from.) In addition to praising Palin, Lingle took a few shots at the guys on the other side, saying of Obama and Biden, “They haven’t been the mayor of a midsized city, big city, small city, red, blue, any city. They’ve never been the mayor, either of them. They’ve never been a governor.” That’s true Linda. On the other hand, what they have been is U.S. Senators. In fact, Biden became a senator (which does, historically, qualify one to be president) when Palin was 11 years old. But hey, you retort, Barack Obama’s young and inexperienced too. I’d argue he’s a little more experienced than Palin in ways that make one presidential. (As an example: In 1988 Obama was attending Harvard Law School while Palin was getting paid to talk about dog sledding on a shitty local news show. Go to YouTube and search “Sarah Palin, KTUU-TV”; it’s worth it.) But yeah, they both have sorta thin resumes. So maybe we can all agree to stop talking about experience and focus instead on policy and a vision for the future? No? Didn’t think so. MTW

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n Maui, as summer fades into fall, signs of the changing season don’t come from the weather. Here, it’s sunshine and balmy breezes right through the holidays and into the New Year. (And we’re not complaining…) But even though the climate stays joyfully consistent, things still change come September. As kids go back to school and the busy tourist season ends, an inevitable slowdown ensues. In many ways—from a peace and serenity and “nice, the beaches aren’t crowded anymore!” standpoint—that’s a good thing. But with our island economy so dependent on visitors, the annual autumn lull can make for some tough, lean times. And when pennies start getting pinched, eating out is often the first luxury to go by the wayside. Not so fast. As we labor to point out each year, a ton of Maui eateries offer kama’aina discounts, giving cash-strapped locals a much-needed break while drumming up business in the process. It’s your classic win-win. This year—in addition to our extensive listings, which highlight establishments that offer kama’aina specials—we’ve asked several local chefs and food preparers to weigh in with their thoughts on the choicest spots to grab grinds. You’ll find their answers, sprinkled with a few Maui Time staff selections, divided into the three meals of the day and further sorted by price range (we put the emphasis on cheap and mid-range eats but, hey—even when you’re in survival mode you’ve got to splurge once in a while). From our page to your lips: ‘Ai a hewa ka waha! (Eat until the mouth can have no more…)

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“For breakfast I’d probably go to the Gazebo. They’ve got great fried rice and with four kinds of sausages, green onions and they give you the option to put warm coconut syrup on it.” - Ryan Urig breakfast joints offer $$ Most little in the way of vegan

options. Moana CafE and Bakery is an exception. Though it’s not on their breakfast menu, they can whip up a killer roasted veggie and hummus wrap. Those in need of a Sunday eye-opener should invest in at least one Bloody Mary (non-carnivores should request it sans-Worcestershire sauce, which has anchovies).

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“I like the fried rice with Portuguese sausage and the omelets at the Gazebo. Their mac nut and banana pancakes are good, too. It's BYOB, and that's a good thing because we usually start drinking in line.” - Bobby Masters

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“I do DollIE’s for dinner and a cold beer because it’s close to my house and they serve until about 12:30am. For those of us in the industry who don’t get off work until 11pm it’s one of our only West side options. They’ve got really good deals on French dips.” - Ru

"For less than $20 you can go to Sansei; get yourself a couple of rolls, miso chicken." - TS

dinner choice is kind of a strange place. $ “My I like to get delivery from Dante’s at the Cannery Mall. For fast-food Italian it's really good, and the portions are big. The pastas are killer; you can get them in half sizes or the whole size comes with salad and garlic bread. The sandwiches come with a side of pasta. The fact that they deliver all the way to Napili is amazing to me; sometimes I just don't feel like going out to eat.” - BM

$$ $$

“For a cheap dinner, I’d go to Wok Star. They’re Kung Pao chicken is really good and you can BYOB, too. That will save you some money.” - JR

“I have to mention Bangkok Cuisine in Kahului. The owner and staff are super friendly, the food is reasonably priced and pretty good. Try the drunken noodles and the coconut chicken soup!” - WR

“I like Marc Aurel for $$ the same price if I'm more into ambiance. Good cheese, good wine, good espresso. Having worked there, I can say that the restaurant is super green and super supportive of the arts, two ideals very important to me.” - WR Asian Star in $$ “[At Wailuku] you could eat outrageously under $20.”

for - DR

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Photo: Ryan Urig

“I love Thai Chef, too. I do take out from there a lot of times. Their hot and sour soup is good and the pad Thai noodles are, too. I always like the yellow curry or the yellow and green curry mix.” - Ryan Urig

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Kahului 872-9525

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Buy one entrée

Kihei 879-9952

10pm-Closing No Cover til 11pm

244-4500

Chinese Restaurant

2463 S. Kihei Rd. • 879-1988

333 Dairy Rd.

D.J. Z LUNCH Mon-Fri: 11am - 2pm

ANY TACOS

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2102 Vineyard St. Wailuku

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243-2286

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879-1988

2463 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei East Ocean

Wharf Cinema Center

*Free entrée must be of equal or lesser value. One coupon per visit, please present coupon when ordering. Not valid with any other offers or promotions. Dine-in ONLY. Expires 9/30/08 Limit one free entrée per visit.

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Mahalo for 10 sizzling years on Maui in Lahaina!

25% OFF

We’re celebrating with a gift to all Kama‘aina. For the entire month of September, present your ID and receive 25% off all food. (Not valid with any other promotion, to go or with the Prime Time Menu.)

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CHICKEN & ASPARAGUS!

S. Kihei Rd., 875-9669 1913 Kihei, Kalama Village

Dragon Dragon for their lemon chicken it is “D really very delicious.” - BG

Fresh Mint, a phenomenal place, offers many vegan options, though we can’t really get away from ordering the golden fake chicken curry. Amazing.

Got to mention Shangri La’s eggplant bharta here because, yes, there is an Indian restaurant on Maui.

Morning Glory NEW

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For restaurant locations see listings page 27

New Outfits & Costumes

893-2200

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center Upstairs - Next to Macy’s Homestore

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A free souffle for every entrée purchased & 1/2 Off Wine Wednesdays! *

BUY AN ENTREE AT REGULAR PRICE GET THE SECOND FOR HALF PRICE • Wild Salmon • Opakapaka • Mahi New York Steak & More!!!

Free Range Turkey Fresh Hawaiian Tuna Wraps in Collard Greens Sandwiches on Fresh Breads Vegetarian, Vegan & Live Foods Hearty Salads & Grilled Burgers Homemade Soup, Chili and More

572-1380 1127 Makawao Ave.

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442-3700

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879.9258

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Roy’s Kihei (808) 891-1120

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4405 Honoapiilani Hwy.

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Specialties:

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Enjoy our freshly made summer rolls during the month of September for

1/2 the price!

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Vietnamese Cuisine:

Appetizers, Soups, Salads, Noodles, Saigon Steak, Vegetarian dishes, Claypot Specialties.

Take-out, dine-in or catering Open 11am – 10pm daily Located on the Mid-Level of The Wharf Cinema Center.

661-6628

Mulligans Famous Fish & Chips - $10 Shepherds Pie - $10 Bangers & Mash - $11

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1/2 price! All day Monday, Happy Hour Specials available.

Shrimp & Chips $11

FRESH FISH • STEAKS • SALADS • BABYBACK RIBS • CHICKEN

Located on the Plaza Level of The Wharf Cinema Center, amidst a lush tropical garden and koi ponds, this open air restaurant serves lunch and dinner.

Chicken & Chips $10 *Second Entree of equal or lesser value

Located on Front Str. in Lahaina overlooking the Banyan Tree

THE WHARF CINEMA CENTER

667-0908

661-8141

661-8881 658 Front St.

Open from 11am–9:00pm daily.

Wharf Cinema Ctr., Lower Level

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Winner of the “BEST BURGER” on Maui for 5 years in a row!

Come in for a cup of our Large house coffee and get the 2nd one at

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A fun-filled Shopping Center with over 50 shops and restaurants, local carvers, crafters and artists, first-run movie theater, handy postal station, internet, ATM’s, Family Entertainment Center, all surrounding a cool tropical setting in the heart of Lahaina’s Historic District.

Free ON-STAGE Entertainment Wednesdays & Fridays 5p.m.–7p.m.

Local & Thai Food Plate Lunches, Noodles and Vegetarian Dishes. Take Outs and Catering.

661-1971

Lahaina’s ONLY connecting Public Transit Stop.

“Lots” of validated parking.

Open daily from 11am to 9pm Mid-level of

The Wharf Cinema Center

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Open daily from 9:00a.m. – 9:30p.m. Located at 658 Front Street

Across from Lahaina Harbor and the famous Banyan Tree.

Call 661-8748 for more information.

The freshest house brew in town that Maui Island Coffee makes perks you up anytime of the day. Kona Coffee, Kaanapali Coffee, Expressos, Flavored Coffee and more! Gift packaging available. We ship anywhere.

661-4158

Located on the Plaza Level of The Wharf Cinema Center.

CENTRAL MAUI Saigon Cafe 1792 Main St, Wailuku 243-9560 Fresh, authentic Vietnamese. Ajiyoshi Okazuya Hawai’I/Maui Diner 385 Hoohana St # 5c, Kahului 877-9080 Japanese and local. AK’s Cafe 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku 244-8774 Locally inspired healthy comfort food. Alexander’s Fish & Chips Kaahumanu Center, Kahului 874-0788 Take-out seafood, chicken and ribs. Alive & Well 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului 877-4950 Healthy food, juices and plate lunch. Allrighht Grinds Hobron Ave. next to KT&S, Kahului 344-0239 Local plate lunches and ono chow fun. Amigo’s Specially priced items Mon.-Fri. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului 872-9525 Mexican. Archie’s 1440 Lower Main St., Wailuku 244-9401 Japanese. Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar 65 W Kaahumanu Ave. # 23, Kahului 877-7776 It’s in the title. Asian Star 1764 Wili PA Loop, Wailuku 244-1833 Vietnamese.

Ba-Le Sandwiches 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului 877-2400 French-Vietnamese

Da Kitchen 425 Koloa St, Kahului 871-7782 Classic local cuisine.

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii 2133 Kaohu St., Wailuku 244-7276 Japanese and local take out.

Koho Grill & Bar Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului 877-5588 American and local.

Bad Ass Coffee 201 Dairy Rd., Kahului 877-5477 Specialty coffee drinks

Denny’s Kids eat free Tues. 4-10pm when accompanying adult buys meal 430 Kele St, Kahului 873-5550 American breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar Kahului Shopping Center, Kahului 871-6977 Japanese and local cuisine.

Kozo Sushi 52 N. Market St., Wailuku 243-5696 Fast food take-out sushi.

Bangkok Cuisine 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului 893-0026 Thai food. Beach Bum’s Bar and Grill Buy any breakfast entrée, get one free 8am-11am Oceanfront in Ma’alaea Harbor 243-2286 American. Bentos & Banquets 85 N Church St., Wailuku 244-1124 Local comfort food. Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe 335 Hoohana St., Kahului 877-6000 German cuisine. Cafe Marc Aurel 28 N. Market St., Wailuku 244-0852 Coffeehouse and wine bar. Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway Buffet 500 N Puunene Ave., Kahului 873-6555 Lunch and dinner Hawaiian buffet and full menu. Club Diane 350 Hoohana St., Kahului 871-2182 Pupus.

Down to Earth 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului 877-2661 Health food. Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Maui Mall, Kahului 893-1628 Chinese. Dunes Restaurant Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului 877-0073 Contemporary local cuisine. EW Drive In 1132 Lower Main St., Wailuku 243-8800 American, Asian, local, sandwiches, seafood Fernando’s 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului 873-7759 Mexican. Fran’s Island Grill 740 Lower Main St., Wailuku 242-8580 Local. Genki Sushi Maui Mall, Kahului 873-7776 Conveyor belt sushi.

IHOP Maui Mall, Kahului 871-4000 American. Island Tacos Market St., Wailuku 214-0488 Tacos. Jack’s Inn 312 Alamaha St, Kahului 877-3610 Local Diner. JB’s Kitchen 1546 Mill St., Wailuku 244-9616 Local food.

Krispy Kreme 433 Kele St., Kahului 893-0883 Warm, tasty doughnuts. L&L Drive In Wailuku Town Center, Wailuku 242-1380 Local. Las Pinatas 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului 877-8707 Mexican. Lighthouse Maui Café Free small coffee with Komoda pastry 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Maui Mall 871-0875 Café fare.

Juca Ma`alaea Shopping Center, Maalaea 244-5993 Mexican.

Ma’alaea Grill 300 Maalaea Rd, Wailuku 243-2206 Burgers, salads and plate lunches.

Kahili 2500 Honoapiilani Hwy, Waikapu 242-6000 Pacific Rim.

Main Street Bistro 2051 Main St., Wailuku 244-6816 Upscale comfort food.

Kahului Ale House 355 E Kamehameha Ave., Kahului 877-9001 Pub fare.

Manana Garage Buy 1 entrée, get 1 for 1/2 price (of equal or lesser value), 5-6pm 33 Lono St., Kahului 873-0220 Latin-American cuisine

Coconut Grill Maui Seaside Hotel, 100 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului 871-8881 Local, Polynesian, seafood, steaks.

Gianotto’s Pizzeria 2050 Main St., Wailuku 244-8282 Pizza, pasta, sandwiches.

Kama’aina Okazuya Deli Corner of Mill St. & L. Main St.,Wailuku 281-4213 Bentos, plate lunches and sandwiches.

Marco’s Grill & Deli 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului 877-4446 Italian.

Cupie’s Drive-In 134 W Kamehameha Ave., Kahului 877-3055 Local lunch take-out.

Home Maid Bakery 1005 L. Main St., Wailuku 244-4150 Bakery, breakfast and lunch bentos.

Ko Ko Ichiban Ya 360 Papa Pl., Kahului 871-9108 Japanese

Matsu Restaurant 161 Alamaha St., Kahului 871-0822 Japanese.

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Maui Bake Shop 2092 Vineyard St., Wailuku 242-0064 French bakery and deli. Maui Coffee Roasters 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului 877-2877 Coffeehouse and deli. Maui Eats 34 Lono Ave., Kahului 873-3287 Local comfort food. Maui Grill & Bento 2050 Main St., Wailuku 249-2161 Japanese, Korean, local Maui Mixed Plate 275 W Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului 877-0706 Traditional Hawaiian. Maui Ocean Grill 270 Dairy Rd. Dairy Rd Center, Kahului 893-0263 Sandwiches and salads. Maui Tacos Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului 871-7726 Mexican. Mike’s Hong Kong Bistro 1900 Main St., Wailuku 244-7888 Chinese, local. Nazo’s Restaurant 1063 L. Main St., Wailuku 244-0529 Local, Japanese. Pacific Whale Foundation 50 percent off sunset dinner cruise, Sat.-Sun. 249-8811 or www.pacificwhale.org Panda Express Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului 877-5645 Chinese. Panda Express 55 Puakala Pl, Kahului 877-6331 Chinese. Pearl’s BBQ 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave. Kaahumanu Center, Kahului 877-0788 Korean BBQ Pizza in Paradise 60 E. Wakea Rd., Kahului 871-8188 Pizza. Rainbow Dining Room Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului 877-0051 Buffet-style restaurant.

Ren’s Sushi Bar 50 percent off sushi Sat. 9pm-close 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului 871-5050 Sushi. Rosa’s Cantina 197 N. Market St., Wailuku 244-8304 Mexican. Rosie’s 1322 L. Main St., Wailuku 242-1471 Local.

TJ’s Warehouse Bento and Catering 875 Alua St., Wailuku 244-7311 Bentos, okazu ramen, Asian. Tokyo Tei 1963 L. Main St., Wailuku 242-9630 Local Japanese.

Royal Island Drive In 2050 Main St., Wailuku 242-8813 Local, Chinese Plates, take out.

Tom’s MiniMart 372 Waiehu Beach Rd., Waiehu 244-2323 Local.

Ruby’s Buy 1 breakfast, lunch or dinner entrée get 1 free, Mon.-Fri Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului 248-7829 American café.

Treats & Sweets 1824 Oihana St., Kahului 877-5142 Burgers, plate lunches, soft serve desserts.

Saeng’s Thai Cuisine 2119 W. Vineyard St., Wailuku 244-1567 Thai.

Unisan 50 percent off selected sushi 36pm, 9pm-1am 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku 244-4500 Sushi and more.

Sam Sato’s 1750 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku 244-7124 Local.

Valley Isle Seafood Deli 475 Hukilike St., Kahului 893-0497 Deli local.

Sheik’s 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului 877-0121 Yummy local and breakfast.

Waikapu on 30 1486 Hono’apiilani Hwy., Waikapu 242-1130 Local favorites.

Simply Healthy Cafe Cameron Center, 95 Mahalani St., Wailuku 249-8955 Healthy local food. Simply Sweets Bakery 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului 893-0700 Bakery, deli. Siu’s Chinese Kitchen 70 E. Ka’ahumanu Ave., Maui Mall, Kahului 871-0828 Chinese. Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe 1740 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Wailuku 243-2243 Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. Takamiya Market 359 N. Market St., Wailuku 244-3404 Local. Tasaka Guri Guri Maui Mall, Kahului 871-4513 Ice cream treats. Tasty Crust 1770 Mill St., Wailuku 244-0845 Local diner.

Ramen-ya 275 West Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului 873-9688 Japanese noodles.

Thailand Cuisine 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Maui Mall, Kahului, 873-0225, Thai..

Randy’s Catering & Fast Food 1032C L. Main St., Wailuku 249-8533 Local, Filipino.

Thida’s Curbside Cafe Kaiser Maui Lani 55 Maui Lani Pkwy., Wailuku 243-6657 Quick burgers, bentos and espresso drinks on the go.

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Tiffany’s 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku 249-0052 Local, Asian.

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Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House 210 Imikala St., Wailuku 242-7928 Chinese cuisine. Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill 50 percent off any Kava drink 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului 871-1414 Kava Kava with a café. Ren’s Sushi Bar inside as well.

SOUTH MAUI 808 Deli 50 percent off gelatos daily 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 879-1111 Deli sandwiches. Alexander’s Fish & Chips 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 874-0788 Take-out seafood, chicken and ribs. Amigo’s Specially priced items Mon.-Fri. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei 879-9952 Mexican. Antonio’s 1215 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-8800 Italian cuisine. Aroma D’Italia Ristorante 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 879-0133 Southern Italian cuisine. Ba-Le Sandwiches Piilani Village Center, Kihei 875-6400 French-Vietnamese. Backstreet Cafe 1280 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei

891-2595 American diner cuisine. Bad Ass Coffee 1941S Kihei Rd, Kihei 877-5477 Coffee creations. BadaBing! 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-0188 Italian. Baskin Robbins 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, Kihei 891-1131 Ice cream. Baskin Robbins 1280 S. Kihei Rd., Azeka Makai Marketplace, Kihei 879-4041 Ice cream. Big Wave Cafe 1215 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 891-8688 American, Asian Fusion, Hawaiian. Bistro Molokini Grand Wailea, Kihei 875-1234 California, Island cuisine. Poolside. Blue Moon 362 Huku Lii Pl., Kihei 874-8600 Local, American. Buzz’s Wharf Maalaea Harbor Village, Wailuku 244-5426 Steaks, seafood and more. Cafe Kiowai Maui Prince Hotel, Kihei 875-5888 Japanese.

Dog & Duck 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-9669 Irish Pub. Domino’s Pizza 1215 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 874-6000 Pizza. DUO 3900 Wailea Alanui Wailea, 874-8000 Steak and seafood. East Ocean Buy 2 entrees, get 1 free (equal or lesser value) daily 3-6pm Kamaole Shopping Center, Kihei Chinese, Cantonese and Mandarine cuisine with a lunch buffet. Enrique’s Deli $ Liquor 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-9582 Deli and spirits. Fat Daddy’s Smokehouse 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 879-8711 Finger lickin’ BBQ. Ferraro’s 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., Kihei 874-8000 Italian. Five Palms Restaurant 2960 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 879-2607 Pacific Rim Fred’s Mexican Café Special taco Tuesdays 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 891-8600 Mexican.

Cafe O’Lei 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 891-1368 Asian fusion.

Gian Don’s 2 for 1 breakfast until 2pm weekends; 2 for 1 special menu entrée 4:30-5:30pm 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 874-4041 Formerly Marco’s Southside Grill.

Caffe Ciao The Fairmont Kea Lani Kihei 875-4100 Italian-infused island food.

Greek Bistro 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 879-9330 Greek.

Capische? Wailea Diamond Resort, Kihei 879-2224 Contemporary Italian.

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-4356 Salad and hot bar.

Cheeseburger Island Style The Shops at Wailea, Kihei 874-8990 Casual American

Henry’s Bar & Grill 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei 879-2849 Burgers, onion rings and various pub fare.

Cold Stone Creamery 291 Piikea Ave, Kihei 875-8811 Ice cream.

Hula Moons Wailea Beach Marriott Resort, 3700 Wailea Alanui Dr., Kihei 879-1922 Breakfast buffet, Island fusion dinner.

Da Kitchen 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-7782 Classic local cuisine. Denny’s Kids eat free Tues. 4-10pm when accompanying adult buys meal 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 879-8600 American breakfast, lunch and dinner. Dina’s Sandwitch 145 N. Kihei Rd., Kihei 879-3262 Deli and more.

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a 3850 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailiea, 875-1234 Hawaiian and Polynesian. Isana Restaurant 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 874-5700 Korean. Jawz Tacos Buy 1, get 1 half off 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 874-8226 Island-style taqueria.

Joe’s Bar & Grill Wailea Tennis Center, Kihei 875-7767 Fine dining. Joy’s Place 50 percent off organic vegetarian chili and brown rice, Tuesdays 1993 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 879-9258 Organic foods. Kahale’s Beach Club 36 Keala Pl., Kihei 875-7711 Burgers, onion rings, ribs and other bar fare. Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips Kukui Mall, Kihei 891-1400 Tacos, pasta and fried seafood. Kihei Caffe 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 879-2230 American and local. Koiso Sushi Bar 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-8258 Sushi. Kusina Oriental 1295 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-8317 Oriental. L&L Drive In Piilani Village Center, Kihei 875-8898 Local. Lappert’s Ice Cream and Coffee 2463 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0189 Coffeehouse, ice cream. Lappert’s Ice Cream and Coffee Shops at Wailea, 879-1711 Ice cream. Life’s A Beach Restaurant 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 891-8010 American. Longhi’s 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., Kihei 891-8883 Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. Lulu’s 1941 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 879-9944 American and local. Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant 50 Hauoli St., Maalea, 244-9028 Seafood and continental cuisine. Mala Wailea Wailea Beach Marriott Resort 3700 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea, 879-1922 Health food, Mediterranean, seafood, vegetarian Matteo’s 100 Wailea Ike Dr., Kihei 874-1234 Italian kitchen.

Maui Tacos 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 879-5005 Mexican fast food. Maui Thai 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 874-5605 Thai. Maui’s Sweet Spot 1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 879-8611 Ice cream. Moose Mc Gillycuddy’s Daily specials 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 891-8600 American. Mulligan’s On The Blue Buy 1 entrée, get 1 free (equal or lesser value) 100 Kaukahi St., Kihei 874-1131 Irish Pub. Nick’s Fishmarket 4100 Wailea Alanui Dr., Kihei 879-7224 Fine dining. Ocean’s Beach Bar & Grill 1819 S. Kihei Rd., , 891-2414 American. Outback Steakhouse 281 Pi`ikea Ave., Kihei 879-8400 Steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Peggy Sue’s Half off all burgers and burger plates,Tues.-Thurs., 1-6pm 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-8944 American. Pita Paradise Kihei KalamaVillage Center, Kihei 875-7679 Casual Mediterranean-style cuisine. Pizza Express 1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 891-2002 Pizza, salad, wings. Pizza Madness 1455 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 270-9888 Pizza, Italian. Round Table Pizza Buy 1 pizza, get half off second (of equal or lesser value) Piilani Village Shopping Center, Kihei 874-8485 Pizza. Roy’s Bar & Grill 50 percent off all food, 5:30-6:30pm daily Pi’ilani Shopping Center, Kihei 891-1120 Hawaiian fusion entrees. Royal Thai Cuisine 1280 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 874-0813 Thai. Ruth’s Chris Steak House 25 percent off all food 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., Kihei 874-8880 Meaty fine dining.

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Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar 50 percent off sushi 10pm-1am, Thurs.-Sat. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 879-0004 Japanese-inspired Pacific Rim. Sarento’s On The Beach 2980 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-7555 Contemporary Italian. Seascape at Ma’alaea Maui Ocean Center Aquarium., Ma’alaea, 270-7043 Seafood, chicken and quiche. Seawatch 100 Wailea Golf Club Dr., Kihei 875-8080 Hawaiian regional cuisine. Shaka Pizza 1770 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 874-0331 Sandwiches and pizza. Shangri-La by the Sea Menehune Shores, 760 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei 875-4555 Indian. South Shore Tiki Lounge 50 percent off all food and drink, 11am-4pm 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 874-6444 Burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Spago Four Seasons ResortWailea, Kihei 874-8000 Gourmet cuisine a la Wolfgang Puck.

Serving Maui’s Only

INDIAN Mexican Restaurant

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OPEN FOR BREAKFAST

LUNCH: MON-FRI 11-2:30 DINNER: MON-SUN 5-9

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Stella Blues Café 20 percent off breakfast, Mon.-Fri., 7:30-8:30am; 20 percent off dinner Mon.Sun., 5-6pm 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 874-3779 American comfort food. Sunset Mixed Grill 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 891-1991 Japanese, Chinese and Korean. Surfside Deli 1993 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 879-1385 Plate lunches and deli. Thailand Cuisine 1819 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-0839 Authentic Thai food. The Coffee Store Azeka Place II, Kihei 875-4244 Coffee shop.

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Tip-Ups Tavern & Grill 1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 874-9299 Mediterranean cuisine.

Fiesta Time 149 Hana Hwy, Paia 579-8269 Mexican.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe The Shops at Wailea, Wailea 875-9983 Island luxury cuisine.

Flatbread Co. 89 Hana Hwy., Paia 579-8820 Pizza only flatter.

Tradewinds Deli and Market 20 Hauoli St., Maalea, 242-9161 Deli sandwiches and local produce.

Fresh Mint 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia 579-9144 Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe The Maui Coast Hotel, Kihei 891-8860 Steak, seafood and more.

Fukushima’s 815 Haiku Rd., Haiku 96708 575-2762 Chow fun and hot dogs to die for.

Vietnamese Cuisine Azeka Place I, Kihei 875-2088 Vietnamese with Americanized options.

Haliimaile General Store 900 Haliimaile Rd., Makawao, 572-2666 Gourmet dining. Hana Bay Juice Co 111 Hana Hwy., Paia 579-8686 Fresh juice and snacks.

Wailea Pizza Co. Wailea Town Center, Kihei 874-1234 Yummy, cheesy goodness.

Hana Hou Cafe 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku 575-2661 Island style dining.

Waterfront Deli Whaler’s General Store, Shops at Wailea, Kihei 891-2039 Sandwiches, salads, dessert.

Hana Ranch Restaurant 5031 Hana Hwy, Hana 248-8255 Island, American.

Wok Star 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 495-0066 Asian.

Island Cuisine 65 Hana Highway, Paia Summer rolls.

UPCOUNTRY Anthony’s Coffee Co. 90 Hana Hwy., Paia 579-8340 Java and juice.

Jacque’s Northshore Bistro 120 Hana Hwy., Paia 579-8844 Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar.

Cafe 808 4566 Lower Kula Rd., Kula 878-6874 Local diner-style

John Paul Fine Foods 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani 572-7100 Prepared dishes, sandwiches and cheeses.

Cafe Del Sol 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-4877 Sandwiches and salads.

Komoda Store and Bakery 3674 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7261 Local bakery with mini-mini-mart.

Cafe Des Amis 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia 579-6323 Crepes and Mediterranean fare. Cafe Mambo and Picnics 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia 579-8021 Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Casanova $50 4-course dinner for two w/ free pupu 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-0220 Italian, nightclub Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon 142 Hana Hwy., Paia 579-9453 Pizza and comfort food. Colleen’s Haiku Cannery, Haiku 575-9211 1940s-style urban bistro. Down to Earth 1169 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-1488 Hot/salad bars and deli.

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Kula Sandalwoods Cafe 15427 Haleakala Hwy., Kula 878-3523 Breakfasts, sandwiches and salads. La Provence 3158 Lower Kula Rd., Kula 878-1313 French-style bistro and patisserie.

Makawao Steak House 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711 Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Makawao Sushi & Deli 3647 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 573-9044 Coffee, sushi. Mama’s Fish House 799 Poho Pl., Paia 579-8488 Fine dining. Mana Foods 49 Baldwin Ave., Paia 579-8755 Natural food store with bakery and deli. Milagros 3 Baldwin Ave., Paia 579-8755 South American cuisine with an island twist. Moana Bakery & Cafe 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia 579-9999 Pacific Rim. Paia Fish Market 100 Hana Hwy., Paia 579-8030 Casual dining, seafood & sandwiches. Pauwela Cafe & Bakery 375 W Kuiaha Rd., Haiku 575-9242 Deli cuisine and daily baked goods. Polli’s Mexican Restaurant 1202 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-7808 Mexican cantina. Serpico’s Pizzeria Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy. And Aewa Pl., Makawao, 572-8498 Traditional Italian American cuisine. Stopwatch Sportsbar & Grill Buy 1 entrée, get 1 for 1/2 price, Wed.-Tues., 5-8:45pm 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-1380 Fish, steaks, burgers. Ulupalakua Ranch Store Ulupalakua Ranch, Hwy. 37, Kula 878-2561 Elk burgers, sandwiches and salads.

Lynne’s Cafe 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku 575-9363 Homestyle local food.

Upcountry Fresh Tamales & Mixed Plate 55 Pukalani St., Pukalani 572-8258 Mexican and local favorites.

Makawao Garden Cafe 3669 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 573-9065 Stylish hippie.

Vasi Gourmet 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku 575-9588 Cakes and pastries.

Makawao Liquor Shack & Grinds 1143 Makawao Ave., Makawao 572-7775 Local Food.

Veg Out 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku 575-5320 Vegetarian.

Makawao Pizza Fresh 1043 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-2000 Pizza, sandwiches and espresso drinks.

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Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House 55 Pukalani St., Pukalani 573-8838 Chinese.

WEST MAUI Aloha Mixed Plate 1285 Front St., Lahaina 661-3322 Local. Aloha Thai Buy 1 chicken plate, get 1 for 1/2 price Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina 661-1971 Thai local. Amigo’s Specially priced items Mon.-Fri. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina 661-0210 Mexican. Angelina’s 505 Front St., Lahaina 667-4053 Coffee and snacks. Ba Le Sandwiches Lahaina Cannery Mall, Lahaina 661-5566 French-Vietnamese. Bad Ass Coffee 671 Front St., Lahaina 877-5477 Specialty coffee drinks. Bad Ass Coffee 3636 L Honoapiilani Hwy., Honokowai 877-5477 Specialty coffee drinks. Bamboo Bar & Grill Buy 1 breakfast item, get 1 for 1/2 price (of equal or lesser value) 505 Front St., Lahaina 667-4051 Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. Banyan Bistro 658 Front St., Lahaina 661-0348 Mediterranean, eclectic. Banyan Tree 1 Ritz-Carlton Drive, Kapalua 669-6200 Hawaii regional cuisine. Basil Tomatoe’s Italian Grill 2780 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina 662-3210 Northern Italian cuisine. BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria 730 Front St., Lahaina 661-0700 Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Blue Lagoon Buy 1 chicken, beef or pork taco, get one for 1/2 price, all day Mon. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina 661-8141 Island cuisine. Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. 889 Front St., Lahaina 661-3111 Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Canoes 1450 Front St., Lahaina 661-0937 Pacific-American. Cascades Grille & Sushi Bar Hyatt Ka’anapali 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina 667-4727 Sushi and Pacific Rim.

Castaway Café 2 for 1 pasta Tuesdays, 5-9pm Maui Ka’anapali Villas and Resort, Lahaina 661-9091 Beachside American. Cheeseburger In Paradise 811 Front St., Lahaina 661-4855 American. Chez Paul 820 Olowalu Village Rd., Lahaina 661-3843 Fine dining French cuisine. China Boat 4474 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Lahaina 669-5089 Mandarin Szechwan. China Bowl 2580 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina 661-0667 Asian cuisine. Cilantro 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina 667-5444 Fresh Mexican grill. CJ’s Deli & Diner 2580 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina 667-0968 Comfort food. Cold Stone Creamery 900 Front St., Lahaina 667-2744 Ice cream. Commercial Mexicana Store 840 Wainee St., Lahaina 661-6193 Mexican. Compadres Lahaina Cannery Mall, Lahaina 661-7189 Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Cool Cat Café 25 percent off all food items Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina 667-0908 American. Dante’s Italian Eatery Lahaina Cannery Mall, Lahaina 661-3838 Family style Italian and take-out. DJ’s 900 Front St., Lahaina 667-5809 International, local food. Dollie’s Pub & Cafe 4310 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., Lahaina 669-0266 Pizza and full bar. Feast At Lele 505 Front St., Lahaina 667-5353 Luau. Fish Market 3600 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Lahaina 665-9895 Fresh fish. Front Street Grill & Bar 672 Front St., Lahaina 662-3003 Fresh seafood, steaks and ribs.

Fu Lin 1312 Front Street, Lahaina 661-7071 A huge selection of Chinese dishes with an emphasis on seafood. Gaby’s Pizzeria 505 Front St., Lahaina 661-8112 Casual Italian. Gazebo Restaurant 5315 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Lahaina 669-5621 Casual breakfast and lunch with an oceanside setting. Genki Sushi Lahaina Gateway Shopping Center, 325 Keawe St., Lahaina 661-0333 Conveyor belt sushi

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Restorante 2291 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina 661-3160 Fine Italian dining. Hard Rock Café 20 percent off all food, non-alcoholic beverages 900 Front St., Lahaina 667-7400 American food amongst rock n’ roll memorabilia. Hawaiian Village Coffee 2580 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina 667-2003 Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse. Hawaiian Village Coffee 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy ., Lahaina 665-1154 Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse.

Gerard’s Restaurant 174 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina 661-8939 Fine French dining.

Honokowai Okazuya & Deli 3600 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Lahaina 665-0512 Local gourmet take-out.

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667-1200 Pupus and fresh Hawaiian fish with an amazing view.

Kahana Sands Restaurant Daily $5 specials 4299 L Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana 669-5000 American.

Longhi’s 888 Front St., Lahaina 667-2288 Elegant fine dining.

Kahuna Kabobs Lahaina Marketplace, Lahaina 661-9999 Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Keka’a Terrace 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy., Sheraton, Lahaina 661-0031 Breakfast buffet, light lunch, steaks and more for dinner. Kimo’s 845 Front St., Lahaina 661-4811 Steak and seafood. Kobe 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina 667-5555 Japanese steakhouse and Oku’s sushi bar.

Mama’s Rib’s & Rotisserie 5095 Napilihau St., Lahaina 665-6262 Classic BBQ. Maui Brewing Co 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina 669-3474 Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats.

Lahaina Coolers 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina 661-7082 Eclectic American.

Maui Island Coffee Buy 1 large coffee, got 1 for 1/2 price Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina 661-4158 Coffehouse.

Lahaina Fish Co 831 Front St., Lahaina 661-3472 Pacific Rim. Lahaina Grill 50 percent of all entrees every Tues. 127 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina 667-5117 Fine Pacific Rim cuisine. Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar 744 Front St., Lahaina 661-9090 Fresh seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating.

Leilani’s On The Beach Free keiki item with purchase of adult entrée 2435 Kaanapali Pkwy., Whaler’s Village, Lahaina 661-4495 Pacific Rim cuisine, beachfront dining. Livewire Cafe 612 Front St., Lahaina 661-4213 Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Longboards Ka`anapali Marriott Maui Ocean Club, ,

Mai Tai Lounge 839 Front St., Lahaina 661-5288 American,Mediterranean,sandwiches,sushi Mala 10 percent off all food daily 1307 Front St., Lahaina 667-9394 Eclectic.

L&L Drive Inn 1221 Honoapiilani Rd., Lahaina 661-9888 Local.

Lappert’s Ice Cream and Coffee 693 Front St., Lahaina 661-3310 Ice cream.

Lynn’s Kitchenette 3481 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Lahaina 665-1525 Filipino.

Maui Swiss Cafe Hangover Crepe 1/2 price 640 Front St., Lahaina 661-6776 Ice cream, sandwiches, salads, pizza homemade swissli. Maui Tacos 247 Piikea Ave., Kihei 875-9340 Mexican. Maui Tacos 5095 Napilihau St., Lahaina 665-0222 Mexican. Maui Tacos 840 Wainee St., Lahaina 661-8883 Mexican. Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor 900 Front St., Lahaina 667-2663 Enough said. Melting Pot Special 4-course dinner for $35 per person Lahaina Gateway Shopping Center, 325 Keawe St., Lahaina 661-6181 American, seafood & steak fondue.

Mercado 3636 L. Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina 665-5900 Latino/Mexican market.

Pho Saigon 808 50 percent off summer rolls 658 Front St. Wharf Center, Lahaina 661-6628 Vietnamese

Moose Mc Gillycuddy’s Daily specials 844 Front St., Lahaina 667-7758 American, bar.

Pineapple Grill 200 Kapalua Dr., Lahaina 669-9600 Asian Pacific cuisine.

Mr. Sub 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina 667-5683 Subs, salads, soups.

Pioneer Inn 659 Wharf St., Lahaina 661-3636 Eclectic Island cuisine.

Mulligan’s at the Wharf Buy 1 entrée, get 1 free (equal or lesser value) 658 Front St., Lahaina 661-8881 Authentic Irish pub.

Pizza Paradiso Honokowai Shopping Center, Lahaina 667-2929 Italian and Greek.

Nachos Grande 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Lahaina 662-0890 Mexican. Nagasako Okazu-ya 845 Honakonai Center, Kahana 661-0985 Local deli. Napili Smoothie Cafe 5095 Napilihau St., Lahaina 669-8050 Smoothies. Napili Tavern 5315 L. Honoapiilani Rd, Napili 442-3700 American, cocktails. Nikki’s Pizza 2435 Kaanapali Pkwy. Whaler’s Village, Lahaina 667-0333 Pizza. Ono’s Surf Grill & Bar 2365 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina 667-2525 Hawaiian style. Outback Steakhouse Lahaina Gateway Shopping Center, 325 Keawe St., Lahaina 665-1822 Steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Pacific’o 505 Front St., Lahaina 667-4341 Contemporary Pacific cuisine. Penne Pasta 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina 661-6633 Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine Lahaina Center, Lahaina 667-5809 Vietnamese

Plantation House 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Lahaina 669-6299 Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Round Table Pizza Buy 1 pizza, get half off second (of equal or lesser value) 2580 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina 662-0777 Pizza. Roy’s Bar & Grill 50 percent off all food, 5:306:30pm daily 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina 669-6999 Hawaiian fusion entrees. Rusty Harpoon 2435 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina 661-3123 American. Ruth’s Chris Steak House 900 Front St., Lahaina 661-8815 Steak and Seafood. Saigon Seafood 888 Wainee St. Anchor Square, Lahaina 661-9955 Vietnamese. Sansei Restaurant & Sushi Bar 50 percent off sushi Thurs.-Fri., 10pm-1am 600 Office Rd., Kapalua 669-6286 Japanese inspired Pacific Rim. Santa Fe Cantina 900 Front St., St. F 667-7805 Southwestern. Sea House Restaurant 5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd, Napili Lahaina 669-1500 Pacific Rim, eclectic.

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Son’z at Swan Court 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina 667-4506 Fresh seafood, steak. Spats Trattoria Hyatt Regency, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali 667-4727 Italian. Sports Club Kahana Grill 4327 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana 669-3539 Healthy deli Sunrise Cafe 693 Front St., Lahaina 661-8558 Casual American. Tex Mex BBQ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai Marketplace, Honokawai 662-0890 BBQ by smoker oven. Thai Chef 880 Front St., Lahaina 667-2814 Thai. The Bakery 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina 667-9062 Breads, pastries, soup, sandwiches. The Coffee Store 5095 Napilihau St., Napili 669-4170 Coffee shop. Tiki Terrace Restaurant 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina 661-0011 Seafood, specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Tropica 2365 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina 667-2525 Steak and fresh seafood. Vinny’s Pizza 840 Wainee St., Lahaina 661-6773 Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heroes. Zushi Inc 840 Wainee St., Lahaina 667-5142 Japanese take-out.

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Sculpting reality Artist Dale Zarrella finds the form within t’s not every day you see a beautiful mermaid bursting from a giant block of wood. Add the backdrop of a white sand beach and the glistening, halcyon Pacific Ocean at sunset and it’s easy to see why lots of people are stopping to admire Dale Zarrella’s handiwork. Chisel in hand, a relaxed smile on his face, Zarrella pauses to speak with passersby, breaking the invisible but often imposing wall between artist and viewer. “I’ve met some of the most incredible people doing this,” says the sculptor over drinks at the Fairmont Kea Lani in Wailea, just a few hundred feet from where his striking creation sits silhouetted in the fading light. “It’s an interaction that I really enjoy.” Zarrella says children especially are fascinated by what he does. “I love it when they come up to ask questions or to touch [the sculpture],” he says. “It brings it to life for them in a way that something hanging on a wall or in a museum maybe wouldn’t.” He’s also had adults from every walk of life including a few celebrities—like actor Jason Alexander of Seinfeld fame—approach him with curiosity and interest. “It’s a fascinating experiment,” he says. “Some people are so engaged and others seem to be walking through life with no idea what’s going on around them.”

a teenager he was commissioned to create an 8 1/2foot crucifix for the altar of his hometown church. After making the transition from the chilly confines of New England to Maui, Zarrella says his “whole world changed.” He began using new, exotic kinds of wood and, most important, gained a new creative source: the sea. He started incorporating whales, sea turtles and other oceanic elements into his work. Zarrella says the inspiration for sculpting mermaids came from a visit to influential Hawaiian artist and historian Herb Kane’s home. “He had a sculpture of a mermaid with a humpback whale he’d done many years ago in bronze. And I had a different vision of having her interact with sea turtles,” he remembers. The result of that idea is currently adorning the covered foyer of the Kea Lani; her sister sits in a state of emerging creation near the surf. Ultimately, Zarrella hopes to produce an extensive “Wailea mermaids” collection. While the wood he’s using won’t hold up outdoors, he envisions bronze castings that could adorn the area’s manicured grounds. Creating a mythical creature, rather than an animal that can be readily observed in nature, presents unique challenges for an artist. But Zarrella says he trusts the wood to help reveal the form. “It’s

For Zarrella, the impetus to bring his work outdoors and ultimately to South Maui’s stretch of posh beachfront resorts came, more or less, from cabin fever. “I realized I spent so much time in the workshop that I would miss sunsets, I wouldn’t get in the ocean for a few weeks,” he says. He couldn’t leave the work, so he brought it with him. Asked if he’s ever distracted by the attention, he says he gets his share of tranquility and quiet at home. He likens public sculpting to a musician performing a piece he’s already composed. “All the music is already written down,” he says. “Now I’m just playing it.” Zarrella, who grew up on a farm in Connecticut and moved to Maui in 1985, has been sculpting since age nine. His work quickly gained recognition and as

important to let the piece evolve as it wants to, rather than trying to control it, or force it to be what I want it to be,” he says. “I learned a long time ago that if I allow it to evolve naturally it’ll come out far beyond anything I can imagine.” For Zarrella, this brand of thinking extends beyond his craft. “As humans we can over-think things or try too hard to control things,” he says. “I know artists who try and control every aspect; they need to know exactly how things are going to turn out before they even start. I notice that’s how they approach life. When they come upon a problem they get frustrated and angry. “I learn from art and my art learns from life. Sometimes you just have to stay out of the way.” MTW

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Phi Beta Crappa Lame frat comedy hazes its audience ompared to last year’s Superbad, sophomore director Deb Hagan’s coming-of-age teen sex comedy should be called Superlame. Three high school seniors—a skinny nerd, an obese kid and a clean-cut pretty boy—visit nearby

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when college takes over their lives. As a boring exercise in youthful debauchery, this College is no place you’d ever want to go. Hagan paces the comedy as if she were popping sedatives like they were Goobers. If it weren’t for Andrew Caldwell’s angst-fuelled performance as Carter—the overweight and overhorny kid who gets luckier than he has a right to with a sorority girl bimbette—the movie would have no fuel in its tank. College could serve as a how-to textbook on hazing practices since most of the film’s overlong running time consists of pre-frosh humiliation pranks designed to turn stomachs if not dent funny bones. Our trio of underage drinkers fall for an offer from their frat boy hosts to do bodyshots at an all-night party, not realizing that they will be drinking tequila

obscene graphics drawn on his face in magic marker. Sensitive budding photographer Kevin (Drake Bell) awakens to find himself naked and duct-tapped in a provocative position to a statue in the center of campus. (If there’s a redeeming quality to College, it might be that it was filmed in New Orleans where its acts of public indulgence could be construed as a reminder of how poorly the place has been treated since Katrina, and in the face of more powerful storms hitting its shores. Or, maybe not.) College is an infantile movie about an aspect of university life that reminds me why I avoided fraternities like the plague when I attended San Diego State University—California’s notorious “biggest party school” at the time. For some poor kids, fraternities and sororities will be their primary induction into socializing, sex and bad

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poured from every hairy crack and crevice of a frat member known only as “Bearcat.” Geeky Morris (played by former American Idol wannabe Kevin Covais) endures showing up late for an important meeting with the university’s dean with dirty words and

grades. In that regard, College does at least have an air of beer-soaked, pukestained authenticity. But that hardly makes up for the numb abuse it administers on its teenaged target audience, even if they did sneak into the theater. MTW

MOVIECAPSULES

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Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema

Maui Film Festival Castle Theater, 572-3456 Priceless - PG13 - 5, 7:30

PRICELESS - PG13 - Art, Foreign - A Breakfast At Tiffany’s revisited of sorts, Audrey Tautou (of Amelie fame) plays a sexy gold digger pursuing a guy she mistakes for a millionaire. In French with English subtitles. 104 min. (Kate Bradshaw)

Front Street Theater 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue), Babylon A.D. - PG13 - Th-F 4:15, 7:15, 9:45. Sa-Su 1:45, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45. M-W 4:15, 7:15, 9:45. Death Race - R - Th-F 3:45, 6:45, 9:15. Sa-Su 1:45, 3:45, 6:45, 9:15. M-W 3:45, 6:45, 9:15. Disaster Movie - PG13 - Th-F 4, 7, 9:30. Sa-Su 1:30, 4, 7, 9:30. M-W 4, 7, 9:30. The House Bunny - PG13 - Th-F 3:30, 6:30, 9. Sa-Su 1, 3:30, 6:30, 9. M-W 3:30, 6:30, 9.

New This Week BANGKOK DANGEROUS - R - Action Nicholas Cage plays a ruthless assassin who lands in Bangkok for a job. The longer he stays there, the more attached he gets to a young criminal he is mentoring and a shop girl he is falling for. Adrenaline spikes are expected. 100 min. (KB)

Ka’ahumanu 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 8754910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), Babylon A.D. - PG13 - Th-W 11:30, 1:35, 3:40, 5:45, 7:50, 10. The Dark Knight - PG13 - Th-W 12, 3:10, 8:30, 9:40. Death Race - R - Th-W 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 9:50. The House Bunny - PG13 - Th-W 11:05, 1:20, 3:35, 5:50, 8:05, 10:20. Mamma Mia - PG13 - Th-W 11:30, 2:35, 4:40, 7:20, 9:50. The Rocker - PG13 - Th only 11. Traitor - PG13 - Th-W 11:45, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45.

Now Showing BABYLON A.D. - PG13 - Action - Vin Diesel plays a man on a mission in this post-apocalyptic what-have-you. His mission gets thrown off course, as you might imagine, when he discovers the more sinister implications of his task. Explosions are expected. 90 min. BOTTLE SHOCK - PG13 - Comedy - It’s California’s wine country in the seventies. A British wine snob in pursuit of Napa Valley’s finest vintage stumbles upon an intriguing father and son-run winery, which produces the best Chardonnay around. Family tension and young love provide subplots that may appeal to some. 108 min. COLLEGE - R - Comedy - Three high school seniors check out a college for a weekend and end up being taken in byyou guessed it- the wildest frat on campus. 94 min.

Kukui Mall We’ve seen the future, and it’s Vin Diesel blowing shit up. dumpy girls. Determined to bestow hotness upon them, she learns a few lessons of her own. Hmmm. 97 min. THE LONGSHOTS - PG13 - Comedy Apparently based on a true story, this film serves as former Limp Bizkit singer Fred Durst’s directorial debut. Hmmm. It follows the rise of the young girl who became the first female to compete in the Pop Warner football tournament. 94 min. (KB)

THE DARK KNIGHT - PG13 - Action The lines between good and evil, right and wrong are blurred in this film as Batman struggles with his morals in the fight to defeat the Joker. As far as I’m concerned those boys can fight all they want as long as Batman shows up in that skin-tight, black leather suit. 152 min.

MAMMA MIA - PG13 - Comedy - ABBA returns with a vengeance in this screen adaptation of the musical that put a skip in the step of dancing queens around the world.98 min.

DEATH RACE - R - Action - Prisoners from a not-too-distant dystopian future are forced to compete in big scary car races. Champion racer Jensen Ames (Jason Stratham) gets framed for murder and sent to prison to compete in said races. 89 min. (KB)

a South Korean film by The Hills Have Eyes

DISASTER MOVIE - PG13 - Comedy Another “insert-premise-here” attempt to lampoon pop culture. Degree of humor found here is presumably directly proportional to number of paint cans huffed before entering theater. 90 min. HAMLET 2 - R - Comedy - A high school drama teacher (Steve Coogan) on the brink of failure finds a way to revive his career: by producing a sequel to Shakespeare’s most well-known tragedy. There is even a sexy Jesus involved, which is pretty much enough to carry any movie. 92 min. THE HOUSE BUNNY - PG13 - Comedy - A recently-ousted Playboy bunny somehow ends up living among a sorority of

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MIRRORS - R - Horror - Kiefer Sutherland plays an ex-cop whose family is tormented by ghosts that dwell inside the mirrors of their home. This high-tension flick was adapted from director Alexandre Aja. 110 min.

STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS - PG Animation - Anakin and Obi Wan now must deal with warring clones. Sounds familiar. This time it’s animated. 90 min. TRAITOR - PG13 - Drama - An FBI CIA agent sets out on the winding trail of a former Special Operations officer (Don Cheadle) with alleged ties to terrorist groups. He comes to find out that things are not as they seem. 114 min. TROPIC THUNDER - R - Comedy - The cast of a Nam flick in-the-making finds itself having to go from fantasy to reality after a series of mishaps. Plenty of room for brilliant satire. 106 min. VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA - PG13 Comedy - Woody Allen’s latest edition, this flick follows the romantic misadventures of two young American women (played by Scarlett Johansson and Rebecca Hall) spending the summer in Spain. Also stars Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz. 96 min.

THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR - PG13 - Action - Apparently the third in a series involving embalmed and ornery ancient monarchs, the newest Mummy turn looks to ancient China for its backdrop. After accidentally waking a cursed Han Emperor (Jet Li) from his 2,000 year sleep, explorer Rick O’Connell (Brendan Fraser) ends up being charged with stopping the undead from pursuing world domination. 114 min. PINEAPPLE EXPRESS - R - Comedy - This stoner/action/comedy flick is the latest Judd Apatow project. It involves a stoner who unwittingly witnesses a murder and the subsequent paranoid flight of said witness and his pot dealer. Think Superbad with guns. 111 min. THE ROCKER - PG13 - Comedy - Rainn Wilson of “The Office” fame stars as a loser former drummer of 80s hair band Vesuvius. He attempts to regain his glory when he hears his teenaged nephew’s band needs a drummer for their high school prom gig. 102 min. (KB)

1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), Babylon A.D. - PG13 - Th 2:35, 4:50, 7:35, 9:20. F-Su 12:15, 2:35, 4:50, 7:35, 9:20. M-W 2, 4:20, 6:45, 9:05. Bangkok Dangerous - R - F-Su 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:15. M-W 2:10, 4:25, 6:40, 8:55. Traitor - PG13 - Th 2:35, 4:50, 7:05, 9:20. F-Su 12:05, 2:30, 4:55, 7:20, 9:35. M-W 2, 4:20, 6:40, 9. Tropic Thunder - R - Th 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30. FSu 12:30, 2:45, 5:05, 7:20, 9:35. M-W 2:05, 4:25, 6:35, 8:50.

Maui Mall Megaplex Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm), Bangkok Dangerous - R - F-Su 12, 1:30, 2:20, 4, 4:45, 6:30, 7:15, 9, 9:45. M-W 1:30, 2:20, 4, 4:45, 6:30, 7:15, 9, 9:45. Bottle Shock - PG13 - Th 4, 6:40, 9:20. F-Su 1:20, 4, 6:40, 9:20. M-W 4, 6:40, 9:20. College - R - Th 2:20, 4:45, 7:10, 9:50. F-Su 12:05, 2:25, 4:50, 7:10, 9:50. M-W 2:25, 4:50, 7:10, 9:50. Disaster Movie - PG13 - Th 2:50, 5:10, 7:25, 7:40. F-Su 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:25, 7:40. M-W 2:50, 5:10, 7:25, 9:40. Hamlet 2 - R - Th 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:40. F-W 4:20, 9:40. The Longshots - PG13 - Th 2:45, 4:55, 7:05, 9:35. F-Su 12:30, 2:45, 4:55, 7:05, 9:35. M-W 2:45, 4:55, 7:05, 9:35. Mirrors - R - Th1:40, 4:20, 7, 9:40. F-W 1:40, 7. The Mummy:Tomb of the Dragon Emperor - PG13 - Th-Su 1:10, 3:45, 6:25, 9:10. M-W 3:45, 6:25, 9:10. Pineapple Express - R -Th-F-W 6:50, 9:30. Star Wars: The Clone Wars - PG - Th 1:30, 3:50, 6:15, 8:40F-W 1:30, 3:50.√ Tropic Thunder - R - Th-Su 12, 1:45, 2:30, 4:15, 5, 6:45, 7:30, 9:15, 9:55. M-W 2:50, 5:10, 7:25, 7:40.. Vicky Cristina Barcelona - PG13 - Th-W 2:05, 4:30, 6:55, 9:20.

Wharf Cinema Center

Wed.. 9/10 5 :000 & 7:30pm

MauiFilmFestival.com m $100 w/pass

658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day), Bangkok Dangerous - R - F 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30. Sa-Su 11:30, 2, 7, 9:30. M-W 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30. The Longshots - PG13 - Th 1:15, 4:30, 7, 9:30. F 1:45, 4:15. Sa-Su 11:15, 1:45, 4:15. M-W 1:45, 4:15. The Rocker - PG13 - Th 2, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. FW 6:45, 9:15. Tropic Thunder - R - Th-F 11, 1:30, 4, 6:30, 9. Sa-Su 11, 1:30, 4, 6:30, 9.

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THIS WEEK’S

PICKS

Cryptozoological Art Exhibition

Music is Love

Saturday (Sept 6). 6pm, Hui No‘eau Press, 2841 Baldwin Ave, Makawao

Friday (Sept 5), 10pm, Casanova, Makawao

[ART] What do you get when you combine the creative expertise of two Brooklyn artists, the raw vitality of 37 Maui high school students and mythical creatures? I’d have to say a series of wellcrafted imaginary beasts flush with originality. Brooklyn-based Canonball Press wood block artists Mike Houston and Martin Mazorra have spent the past two weeks working with students from five Maui high schools on perfecting the craft of wood block production and printmaking as part of a Hui No‘eau press workshop. Tonight we get to see the fruits of their labor at an all-ages show that will feature the sounds of DJ Boomshot as well as the Unsung Mighty Few. The theme is cryptozoology with a focus on mythical flora and fauna of the Hawaiian Islands. The students’ work will be on display until October 4. Free.

[MUSIC] Rudy Love is one of those unsung musicians who have worked closely with some of the most important acts of the past four decades. Love kicked off his musical career in the ‘60s, working with Little Richard and Ray Charles. In 1972 he joined genre-bending R&B/funk/rock legends Sly & the Family Stone (“Hot Fun in the Summertime” is quite an addictive tune), and toured with them for a decade before going solo. “My whole purpose in life has been to sing,” Love says in his bio. “Now I’m completing this musical journey that has only one reason—to express joy through singing and to spread the message of peace.” Tonight he performs with his son, who is also named Rudy Love. $10.

THURSDAY

Augie T Saturday (Sept 6), 7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC, Kahului [COMEDY] Few entertainers have worked as tirelessly as Augie Tulba to breathe life into the Hawaii comedy scene. You can catch Tulba on stage pretty much every weekend and hear his morning drive-time show on Q103.7. What’s unique about his brand of comedy is its strongly local feel. Yet while he gets much of his inspiration from life in Hawaii (and refers to some very familiar places in his act), his appeal is broad enough to have warranted tours of the Mainland and Guam. Plus he spends loads of time working with charitable causes. Tonight’s show benefits the Speak the Dream Foundation, a non-profit scholarship fund Tulba and his wife founded. Maui musician Willie K opens. $25, $20, $15.

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Featuring daily breakfast and dinner specials Big Wave offers a unique blend of casual American cuisine blended with contemporary island flavors.

INTRODUCING CHEF RAUL BERMUDEZ’S NEWEST RESTAURANT & HAWAII’S FIRST CERTIFIED BLACK ANGUS STEAK HOUSE.

DAYS

All day long at “The Sands” SUNDAY

Start your day off with our delicious eye-opening Bloody Marys. $5

MARGARITA MONDAY

Viva La Raza! Cool, frosty and made to order. Blended or on the rocks. $5

TWO FOR TUESDAY All well drinks - Two for $5

WINO WEDNESDAY

Serving Lunch and Dinner Monday - Friday 11am-10pm Serving Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner Saturday & Sunday 9am-10pm

Call for reservations 669-8889

“En Vino Veritas” In other words, “wine lovers, this day is for you.” All house wines only $5 per glass and more...

THIRSTY THURSDAY

You don’t have to fly to NYC if you’re longin’ for Long Islands. Just $5

TGI FRIDAY

Another reason to be thankful for Fridays. Any ABSOLUT cocktails. $5

MAKIN’ THE MOSTA MIMOSA SATURDAY Start the weekend off right with $5 sparkling wine or Mimosas

Located oceanside in the Sands of Kahana Resort Just 10 Minutes North of Lahaina

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Open Daily 7:30am - 9pm • www.BigWaveCafe.com

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4465 HONOAPIILANI HWY #218 • KAHANA GATEWAY

669-5000

Serving Daily 7:30am to 9:00pm 4299 L. Honoapiilani Hwy.

BY KATE BRADSHAW

Candidates’ picnic and regatta

Green opening

Sunday (Sept 7), 9am, Kanaha Beach, Kahului

Friday (Sept 5), 5pm, Bohemia Boutique, Wailuku

[POLITICS] One of the most irritating and counterproductive things about the way we practice representative democracy is the robotic aspect of it. The execution of a candidate’s campaign often overshadows his or her ideas. Local elections do not have to be this way. These races are one instance when members of the public can often meet—and even challenge—candidates face to face. Sierra Club Maui’s picnic and outrigger canoe race gives Maui voters a chance to find out which candidates are interested in hearing their concerns—and which candidates couldn’t miss their tee time. There will be food available for purchase, keiki activities and performances by Benoit Jazz Works and Gail Swanson. Canoe races will begin at 9am. $5 suggested donation.

[FASHION] As vehemently anti-stereotype as I am, I do like the shopping, as I am quite particular about cut and cloth. Mall clothes won’t do, either. When you consider who makes them and what it takes to get them here, cookie cutter clothes are downright unethical, anyway. Consignment boutiques are the way to go. It’s a good sign that Wailuku’s Bohemia Boutique has done well enough that it can double its size. The first time I went in there I scored a sheer paisley tank and a denim mini that brings my miniskirt collection to about 12. They’ve got some cool locally crafted stuff as well; hip women who have recently reproduced may appreciate their Mick Jagger screen print onesies. To celebrate their expansion, Bohemia is having a “regrand” opening that will feature food and discounts on clothes. It coincides with Wailuku’s First Friday celebration, in case you need something to wear.

DAY

➤➤➤➤➤MONDAY ➤➤➤➤➤TUESDAY ➤➤➤➤➤WEDNESDAY

In the heart of Olde Makawao Town

WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY CASANOVA’S FAMOUS

LADIES NIGHT

Friday September 5th

Q103 and the Big Hawaiian present ‘808 dopest djs’

NITEFLIFE PRESENTS

RUDY LOVE Rudy Love, Jr.

with Special Guest Gretchen Rhodes

A NIGHT OF FUNKY SOUL R&B Music Starts at 10:00pm $10 cover

Dj Styles, DJ Jammin J

THE EVENING THAT EARNED CASANOVA THE AWARDS

“BEST LATE NIGHT IN MAUI” and “BEST SINGLES SCENE IN MAUI” Music Starts at 10:00pm $10 cover Saturday September 6th

Shankara

WORLD HYPNO GROOVE

David Backstrom, Raj Agni & DJ Ged Special Guests ANTION & PIERO RESTA CD Release Party - OCEAN OF LOVE Music Starts at 9:45pm $10 cover

Make it a memorable evening. Dine and dance at Casanova. For dinner reservations call 572-0220 www.casanovamaui.com

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Big Shows Culinary Olympics - Fri, Sep 5. Twelve of Maui’s top gourmet chefs will go to town doing what they do best. Features the sounds of Raiatea Helm and Jimmy Mac & the Kool Kats will get you moving. Soroptimist International of West Maui will also hold a silent auction. Benefits the Maui Community College Culinary Arts Scholarship Program. $150. 6:30-10 p.m. Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua. 667-9175. Rudy Love - Fri, Sep 5. Love has written and performed music for decades. Among legendary acts with whom he has worked are Ray Charles, Van Morrison, and Sly & the Family Stone. Tonight he shares the Casanova stage with his son, also named Rudy Love. Presented by Nitelife Music and Casanova. $10. 9:30 p.m. Casanova, Makawao. 572-0220. Augie T - Sat, Sep 6. Wildly popular Hawaii-born comedian Augie Tulba will perform on Maui one night only. Proceeds benefit the Speak the Dream Foundation, a scholarship program that Tulba founded. $25, $20. $15. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Shankara - Sat, Sep 6. World hypno groove band’s “Ocean of Love” CD release/dance party will feature David Backstrom, Raj Agni, DJ GED and special guest Antion. Little known fact: Shankara generates conscious tunes, but its members also Maui Noni, the tropical fruit said to be an elixir of sorts. $10. . 9 p.m. Casanova, Makawao. 572-0220.

powerful Cokata Upo!: Come to the Center, which celebrates Lakota culture with traditional pow-wow dance, sacred songs, legends and creation stories, against a vivid backdrop. Tickets go on sale 9/8. $12/$22/$32. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 2427469. Uluwehi Guerrero and Halau Hula Kauluokal - Sat, Sep 27. Award-winning Male Vocalist Uluwehi Guerrero, Halau Hula Kauluokal; and over 150 dancers will perform “Home is where the Heart is,” which celebrates Hawaiian music and culture. $12/$25/$30. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Styx - Fri, Oct 10. It’s rare for a band of such stature to perform on Maui. This classic prog rock band’s well-known tunes include “Come Sail Away” and “Lady.” Can’t miss it. Tickets go on sale 9/8. $55/$65/$75/$85. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Kahekili - Sat, Oct 11. Hula master H&#333;k&#363;lani Holt will the story of Mauiís great chief Kahekili in an original hula drama that includes chant, traditional hula kahiko, Hawaiian martial arts, and dramatic storytelling. $12/$25/$40. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Kool & the Gang - Wed, Oct 15. This R&B/funk/jazz group is more than an ultra-cool name. It’s hard to tell whether they will bust out with “Jungle Boogie,” but if you are jonesin’ for a dose of the funk this is your best bet. Tickets go on sale 9/8. $55/$65/$75/$85. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469.

Stage Wuthering Heights - Mon. Bare Essentials Theater presents this classic dark play about a gentleman who mysteriously appears and proceeds to impact the lives of those around him. Free. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Iao Theater, Wailuku. 242-6969. Calling All Readers - Mon-Fri. Want to read for Maui On Stageís Bare Essential Theater? Roles are announced at monthly readings and scripts are given out in advance. Call Kristi. 244-8680 x23.

Tickets on Sale Maui Ha’i Falsetto Contest - Fri, Sep 12. As part of the Festivals of Aloha, join Uncle Richard Ho’opi’i and M.C. Alaka’i Paleka with other special guests for a fabulous falsetto evening. $20/$15 kupuna & keiki. 6 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Ku Mai Ka Hula: “Hula Appears” - Sat, Sep 13. The third annual International Hula competition will feature dancers from Japan and Hawaii based halau by dancers performing in both kahiko and auana forms. Part of the MACC’s Hawaii Maoli series. $25/$12.50 keiki. 1 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Reggae in the Valley - Sat, Sep 13. Fourth annual festival will be a tribute to Ray Wilhem and a benefit for his children’s college educations. Will feature FIJI and friends, Laga Saavea, J Boog, The Rushouze Allstars & Pi’ilani Arias. Tickets are available at Advance tickets also available at Premiere Video in Kihei, Old Lahaina Book Emporium, Request Music in Wailuku, Ainokea, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, and Da Kitchen. $30 advance/$35 door. 5:30 p.m. MACC Lawn. 242-7469. The Nellie Olsons - Thu, Sep 18. This cutting edge sketch comedy trio returns to Maui for one night. You may want to leave the kids at home for this one. Call for time $20. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469. The Spirit of the Iao - Daily, Sep 19. The Iao Theater celebrates 80 years of existence. Features production written by Joel William Agnew and performances by Rose Roselinski and Jerry Eiting as well as food by Hailiimaile General Store’s Bev Gannon and a silent auction. $40 advance/$50 door. 7:30 p.m.; Su Matinee, 5 p.m. Iao Theater, Wailuku. 242-6969. Lakota Sioux Dance Theatre - Sat, Sep 20. Native American dance company will perform the

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Events THURSDAY, SEP 04 Come Out and Play - Elizabeth Ann Brandon, MA wants to make friends with your inner child using cognitive therapy, hypnosis and transactional analysis. Free. 12-3 p.m. Dragon’s Den, Makawao. 573-2424. Talk story with Summer Starr - Come and share your thoughts and concerns for Upcountry Maui with state house candidate Summer Starr. Snacks and beverages will be provided. Free. 5-9 p.m. Pukalani Aquatic Center. 572-1479. Pau Hana Fundraiser - Join Councilmember Joe Pontanilla for chicken hekka dinner, entertainment, and door prizes. $15 donation. 5:30-7:30 p.m. Wailuku Community Center. 270-7389. Cinema Night - Cafe Mambo will be hosting an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21 and older crowd. This week’s flick is Life is Beautiful. 9 p.m. Cafe Mambo, Paia. 579-8021. Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Sugar cube, 11 a.m.; Dazzling daisies, 3 p.m.; Hawaiian quilt, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

FRIDAY, SEP 05 Pooch Parade - The Maui Kennel Club will showcase dogs from more than a dozen breeds to mark the start of the American Kennel Clubís ìResponsible Dog Ownership Month.î. 12-4 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-5304. Biofeedback - Mary Higgins, QXC/SCIO practitioner, helps you energetically rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled world. Walk-ins only. Sliding scale pricing. 2-5 p.m. Dragon’s Den. 573-2424. Job Club - Get help preparing resumes, contacting prospective employers and interviewing. Free. 3-5 p.m. Job Connections of Maui. 871-4143. Shakin’ Keiki - Come see little hula dancers in adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their ancestors. Free. 3:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900 Front St. 667-9216. Bohemia Boutique Re-Grand Opening Maui’s ultra-hip ultra-green boutique is celebrating its expansion with food, discounts, and more. 5 p.m. 105 N. Market Street, Wailuku. 244-9995.

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First Friday Wailuku - Street festival in historic downtown Wailuku. Outdoor music, booths on the street, shops and restaurants staying open late with sales and specials. This month’s theme: Hawaiian Nights. Market Street from Main to Mill, Wailuku. Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Charm bracelet, 11 a.m.; Bouquet ring, 3 p.m.; Wire wrapping, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

SATURDAY, SEP 06 MECO Renewable Energy Fair - Learn about how to go green and save money on your electric bill. Keiki can enjoy games and prizes. Free. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 877-3369. MS Meeting - Come to this monthly self-help meeting if you or a loved one is suffering from Multiple Sclerosis. Free. 10-11:30 a.m. Kaiser Permanente, Conference Room 1, Wailuku. 800-FIGHTMS. Swap Meet - I’ve always wanted to unearth some totally awesome treasure at a random flea market. This might be a good place to start. Admission: 50 cents. 7 a.m.-12 p.m. Pu`unene Ave., Kahului. 877-3100. Habitat for Humanity - Spend a few hours helping a family in need get secure shelter. 9 a.m. Call for details. 893-0334. Hula Classes - Hula Classes - Every Sat. Halau Kawaianuhealehua holds open hula classes for children, teen and adult wahines and kanes. 9 a.m. Maui Waena School. Hula Show - Get a taste of Hawaiian history and culture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 877-8952. Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Basic earring, 11 a.m.; Quick cluster, 3 p.m.; Silk knotting, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

SUNDAY, SEP 07 Tantra Temple Services - Embrace the spiritual essence of all faiths with tantra, an ancient high-spiritual practice. Free. 10 a.m. 2138 Vineyard St., Wailuku. 244-4103. Senior Sunday - Maui residents ages 60 and better can enjoy the beautiful Hawai`i Nature Center for free once a month. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 875 Iao Valley Road, Wailuku. 244-6500. Candidates’ Picnic - Join the Sierra Club Maui Group for a great opportunity to meet local candidates. Live music by Benoit Jazz Works and Gail Swanson. Food, keiki activities, and a silent auction to follow canoe races. Suggested donation: $5. 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Lae’ula O Kai Canoe Hale, Kanaha Beach Park (located behind the airport). 575-2789. Hula Show - Get a taste of Hawaiian history and culture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 877-8952. Drum Cirlcle - Bring your drum and beat away with others in the community. Free. 4 p.m.-sunset. Kihei. 298-9022. Sunset Drum Circle - Come and drum, dance and shake it on the beach with Omzone. Free. 4:20 p.m. Kamaole Point. 298-9022. Israeli Dance - Learn traditional and modern International and Israeli dances. Free. 4:30-6 p.m. Grace Church, Kulu. 264-5214. Line Dancing - Practice your tush push ya’ll and come on down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons: 6:30 p.m.; Dancing: 7 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Learn basic crimping methods, 11 a.m.; Wire wrapping: 2 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

MONDAY, SEP 08 Senior Line Dancing - Line dance lessons for people 55 or better. 8:30-10 a.m. Kaunoa Senior Center, Sprecklesville. 270-7313. Neuro Cognitive Differences Anonymous - A support group for people with memory, attention,

concentration, organization, language, learning, or similar cognitive impairment. 10:30 a.m.-11:30 a.m. St. Theresa Church, Kihei. 879-2649. Pipe Up - No experience is needed for drummers and bagpipers at these open, free lesson and practices for the Isle of Maui Pipe Band. 6 p.m. Call for Direction. 876-0154. Women Helping Women - A support group for women affected by domestic violence. 6 p.m. Kihei, call for details. 242-0775. High Hopes Square Dance Club - A place for beginners to pick up some steps and seasoned square dancers to show off their moves. Free. 7 p.m. Hannibal Tavares Community Center, Pukalani. 572-0671. Free Beading Classes - Learn new skills and be creative. Hawaiian quilt, 11 a.m.; Charm bracelet; 3 p.m.; Basic earrings, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080.

TUESDAY, SEP 09 Toastmasters - Perfect your public speaking skills in this community club. 9 a.m., Kapalua Land Co. training center, 665-5485; 6 p.m., St. Theresa Church, Kihei, 298-3966. Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Bouquet ring, 11 a.m.; Sugar cube, 3 p.m.; Basic crimping, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080. Hula/Tahitian Dance Benefit - A portion of the sales of each pizza will go to the non profit organization Halau Hula O Keola Ali’i O Kekai. Dancers will be on hand during the evening with Hula and Tahitian dances. Call for time.579-8989. Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Support the kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching their Polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids. 5:30 p.m. 669-6271. Maui Singles Investment Club - This event gives Maui singles a chance to mingle while learning about investments. 5:30-7 p.m. Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway, Kahului. 579-9249. Ukulele Lessons - Learn some strumming techniques to impress you friends with. Free. 5:45 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-5304. Budget Meeting - The county will be seeking comments on its 2009-2010 budget. The public is welcome to come and deliver their mana’o on the future of Maui County. 5:45-8 p.m. Kihei Community Center. 879-4364. Folk Dancing - Shake it folk style with the Maui Israeli Fold Dancing group. Free. . 8 p.m. Jewish Congregation of Maui, Kihei. 280-1051. Speed Dating - Sit down for a round of threeminute dates. Who knows, you could find true love... or at least someone you might want to spend a whole second date with. Registration: $5. 8 p.m. ages 30+, 10 p.m. 21-35. Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill, Kahului. 871-1414.

WEDNESDAY, SEP 10 Ayurvedic Consultations - Margo P. Uma Gal, CAP., offers up wisdom on diet and lifestyle from over 20 years of experience as an Ayurvedic Practitioner. Walk-ins only. Free. 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Makawao. 572-2424. Shakin’ Keiki - Come see little hula dancers in adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their ancestors. Free. 2:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900 Front St. 667-9216. Filipino Community Candidate Forum Filipinos are said to constitute 17% of Maui’s population. Members of the Filipino community are invited to ask candidates for state legislature and county council seat. Attendees can meet candidates and see where they stand on issues that are vital to the community. 5-9 p.m. Binhi at Ani/Maui Filipino Community Center. 357-3842. WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live island music, gallery receptions, artist appearances and more. . 6:30-8 p.m. 897-6770 x2. Free Beading Classes - Have fun and make something beautiful. Quick cluster, 11 a.m.; Silk knotting, 3 p.m.; Basic earring, 6 p.m. Maui Bead Shack, Queen Ka`ahumanu Center. 873-8080. Wine Tasting - Part of an ongiong series. This month’s theme: Rhone Rangers. Seating is limited. 5 p.m. Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku. 280-6363.

Keiki Holokai Club - Sat. Parents are invited bring to bring their children to decorate creative bookmarks and watch a storyteller bring a story to life. Free. 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 877-4325.

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011

CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

Thursday 09/04

Friday 09/05

Saturday 09/06

Jeff New No cover, 10pm

Estee Graham No cover, 10pm

Erin Smith Band No cover, 10pm

Diggable Allstars

The Mechanic Shankara $10 9:30pm

TEOMON CD Release Party 10 pm

P.O.R.T.A.L. $10, 10pm

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9668

Coyote Ugly $10, 10pm

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

Dave Carroll No cover

Orin & Junior No cover Quiz Night No cover, 8pm

1445 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-4041

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Silky Ringo 9pm Live Music No cover, 9pm

Live Music No cover, 9pm

JACQUES

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

TUE - Damian Awai

Dave Carroll No cover

Alex C No cover

MON - Erin Smith; TUE -Jazz Night; WED -Howard Ahia, No cover

Hoku 10pm

Erin Smith No cover, 10pm

TUE - Scott Baird/Dart Tournament WED -Wii Wednesday MON - Marty Dread, $10, $5 Kama aina

Live Music No cover, 9pm

Gina Martinelli No cover

MON - Da Ha-y-ns, 9pm

Way Back Machine No Cover

Kahala No cover, 10pm

TUE - Da Ha-Y-ans; No cover WED - Chico & Da Kine; No cover

Crunch Pups $5, 10pm

TUE - Kilohana, No cover; WED - Celtic Music, No cover

DJ El Gato/DJ Boomshot/3 Blind Mics; 10pm

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE

TUE - Kanoa of Gomega, $5; WED - Paia Town After Work Party w/ Paia All Stars, 10pm

Karen B No cover, 9pm

505 Front St., Lahaina - 661-8422

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

Hawaiian Nights No cover

Marty Dread/Kryptones $10, 10pm

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KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DJ Styles & DJ Jammin J; $10, 10pm

Ultra Fabulous Girly Girlz Diva Show

GIAN DON’S HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - DJ Blu Sol, 9:30pm; TUE - Kahala & Indo of LAWA, 9pm ; WED - Bamboo Blues 9pm

Jammin J/DJ Stylz $7, 10pm

COMPADRES

Monday 09/08– Wednesday 09/10

MON - Open Mic w/ Ryan Vice

Rudy Love $10, 10pm

CASANOVA

Sunday 09/07

Vince Esquire No cover

Kenny Roberts No cover

Island Rythms w/John Feary

Yoah Mama No cover, 10pm TBA No cover, 9-11pm

KIMOS 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

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DA KINE CALENDAR After-School Help - Mon-Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911. Athletic Club Outreach - Every Tue & Thu. Got tough kids? Get them instruction on Olympic weightlifting, power lifting, body building and sportsspecific weight training by an experienced team of coaches. Ages 11-19. Free. 4:45-6 p.m. St. Mark Weightlifting Hall, Good Shepherd Episcopal Church, Wailuku. 244-4656. Free Keiki Art Classes - Every Mon, Tue, Wed & Fri. Lahaina Arts Society offers free children’s art classes island wide. MON - Lahaina Surf Hawaiian Housing, 3-5 p.m. & Baha’i Faith Maui Center, Makawao, 9 a.m.-12. TUE - Kehekili Park Terrace, Wailuku, 3-5 p.m. WED - Baha’i Faith Maui Center, 9 a.m.-12 p.m.; Honokowai Kau Hale, 2:30-4:30 p.m.; Ka Hale A Ke Ola, Wailuku, 4-6 p.m. FRI - Haiku Boy’s and Girl’s Club, 3-5 p.m. For more info call 661-0111. Kids Love Stories - Tue. So bring them down to listen at Lahaina’s biggest bookstore. Free. 10-10:30 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina. 662-1300. West Side Storytime - Every Tue & Sat. Lahaina’s newest bookseller is hosting keiki story time, so get them hooked on reading early. Tue., 10 a.m.; Sat., 11 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina. Keiki Shots - Wed. (West Maui) Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 9-11 a.m. Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center. 984-8260. Keiki Issues? - Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strong willed children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Hui Malama Learning Center. 289-5050. Story Time - Thu. Keiki story time and crafts. Free. 10 a.m. Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana. 665-1114. Toddler Story Time - Thu. Brush up on the latest in children’s books with your little one. Free. 10 a.m. Makawao Public Library. 573-8785. Keiki Shots - Sat. (Central Maui) Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in

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basis. Free. 12-3 p.m. Wailuku Health Center. 9848260. Saturday Stories - Sat. Bring the kids down to Lahaina’s biggest bookstore for stories and special events. Free. 11 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina. 662-1307. Yu-Gi-Oh - Sat. Little gamester get out your cards and get ready for a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament! Free. 3 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-4766. Premature Babies - Sun. Imua will hold a support group for parents of premature babies. Parent education, info and skills. 5:30 p.m., Imua Family Services Anuenue Room, 870-0115. . 5:30 p.m. Anuenue Room. 870-0115. YoYo Workshop & Demo - Sun. Yo Yo’s are silent, so encourage your kids to learn how to use them and finally get some peace and quiet! Free. 4-5 p.m. Maui Toy Works. 661-5304. Keiki Chess Club - Mon. For little masterminds age 7-12. Free. 2:30-4 p.m. Makawao Public Library. 573-5313.

Lecture Intro to Core Four - Thu. Learn about the Core Four Business Planning Program from the Maui Economic Opportunity’s Business Development . 67 p.m. Maui Economic Opportunity Family Center, Kahului. 249-2990 ext. 241. Intro to Diamond Way Buddhism - Fri. Tonight’s class features a lecture as well as a guided meditation with John Masciocchi from the Portland Diamond Way Buddhist Center. Suggested donation: $10. 7:30 p.m. Studio Maui, Haiku. 283-6849. Maui Island Plan Discussion - Fri. Guest speaker Jeff Hunt from the Planning Department will give an update on the General Plan. A timed Question and Answer period at the end of his talk. Bring your own food and drink. Free. . 12-2 p.m. MEO Family Center, 99 Mahalani Street, Wailuku. 871-7711. Families With Mental Illness Course - Wed. Course aims to help families of individuals with seri-

ous mental illness. Free. 5-7:30 p.m. Cameron Center, Wailuku. 572-3757.

Workshops Pole Dancing Workshop - Sat. Learn the fine art of this seductive form that doubles as a decent workout. Great for home practice: pole not required. Warm up with “touch-me-feel-me” Pilates-based floorwork. $45. 2:30-4:30. Body in Balance Pilates Studio. 661-1116. Somatics & the Chakras - Sat. Learn about how somatics can help you live pain-free and give you greater flexibility. $40. 2-5 p.m. Studio Maui, Haiku. 575-9390.

Environment Save Honolua - Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed development of Honolua Bay. 6:45 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center. 870-0052. Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get free info about marine life and answers to all those pesky questions that keep you up all night. The Pacific Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are definitely smarter than a fifth grader. The question is, are you?. 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea. 249-8811. Building supplies - Every Wed, Thu, Fri & Sat. Spring cleaning! Donate new and nearly new building materials or purchase them at reduced prices. Volunteers needed to stock, display and price merchandise. Reduce the amount of usable building materials going into the landfill. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Habitat for Humanity, Market St., Wailuiku. 986-8050. Weed and Pot Club - Wed. Did that get your attention? Push up your sleeves and rake, hoe and pull weeds in a beautiful garden setting. Tools, gloves and drinking water provided. Bring sunscreen and tennis shoes. 8:30 a.m. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, Kahului. 249-2798.

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Coastal Restoration - Fri. Habitat restoration at Waiheè coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m. Waiheè. 244-5263. Walk Waihee - Sat. Take an educational guided tour of the Waihee Coastal Dunes. Free. 9 a.m. Call to register. 244-5263. Save the Forest - Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove. Transportation is provided. Bring warm clothes, long pants and closed boots. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m., Harbor Shop, 300 Maàlaea Rd; 8:15 a.m., Upcountry Tavares Community Center. RSVP 856-8341.

Sports 37th Annual Hana Relay - Sun. Teams of six runners will cover a 52-mile course on Hana Highway, from Kahului to Hana Ball Park. Relay traverses 617 curves and over 56 bridges through some of the most breathtaking scenery in all of Maui. $40 per runner. 5:45 a.m.-4 p.m. Kahului Airport Area. 243-9636. Maui Kayak Club - Sun. One of the Maui Kayak Club’s monthly outings, today’s course takes rowers from DT Fleming Beach to Honolua Bay. Email mauikayakclub Outrigger Canoe Regatta - Sun. Exciting 1/8 mile canoe race benefits Maui Sierra Club and Lae’ula O Kai Canoe Club. Paddles, a canoe, a little instruction and steersperson, if needed, will be provided. Prizes will be awarded to division winners, overall winner, and for the crew with the best costume. Registration begins at 8:30 a.m. $100 donation to the Sierra Club Maui Group per canoe entry. 9 a.m. to 11 a.m. Lae’ula O Kai Canoe Hale, Kanaha Beach Park. 283-3049. Pool Hours - Daily. Pool Hours - Besides the fear of contracting super-strain ukuís, I really enjoy a good swim in a public pool. Sometimes the thought of dealing with sand is just too much to bear. Kahului, Kihei, Lahaina, War Memorial, Pukalani, anthe Old and New

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 09/04 LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Friday 09/05

Saturday 09/06

Sunday 09/07

Monday 09/08– Wednesday 09/10

Rampage 10pm

Yo Momma 10pm

Flying Sheep Problem 10pm

Industry Night 9:30pm

MON - Kanoa of Gomega, 10pm; TUE - DJ Razor & the Lucky Bum Girls, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, 10pm

Neto Latin Salsa No cover, 9pm

The Willy’s & DJ Malik No cover, 9pm

Shaka Saturdays $10, 10pm

DJ Mike 9pm

ADD Twins No cover, 9pm

Thursday Night Live $10

Gail Swanson

Wee D’ono No cover, 10pm

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

Hazmatt No cover, 10pm

Trike Races 10pm

DJ JammingJ/DJ Styles $5, 10pm

Flavazone $8, 10pm

Ladies/80s Night w/DJ Decko; $5, 10pm

DJ Blast $10, 10pm

DJ N8 Castro $10, 10pm

LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

MAI TAI LOUNGE 839 Front St., Lahaina - 661-5288

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414

OYSTER BAR 744 Front St., Lahaina - 661-9090

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

DJ Slackin No cover, 10pm

UNISAN 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku - 244-4500

WOW-WEE MAUI’S 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului - 871-1414

MON - Hazmatt; WED - Pole Dancing/DJ Music, No cover, 9pm

D.U.H. No cover, 10:30pm

MON - John Feary; TUE - DJ Matt from Shaka Entertainment

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

MON - Junior Guys; TUE - I-Chalice; WED - Open Mic; No cover, 10pm WED - Industry Night w/DJ Skinny Guy, No cover, 10pm

Live Music No cover

MON-WED - Live Music, No cover

DJ Nexus No cover, 10pm

Kanoa of Gomega No cover, 10pm

MON - DJ Blast; TUE - DJ Blast; WED - DJ Decka; All no cover, 10pm

DJ Shark in da Water No cover, 10pm

MON - Karaoke, 9:30pm; TUE - The New Project, No cover, 10pm; WED - TBA, No cover, 10pm

Vince Esquire No cover, 10pm Mojo Mana $3, 9pm

1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 10pm

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR TIP-UPS TAVERN

DJ Music No cover, 9pm

Orin & Junior No cover, 9pm

PACIFIC’O SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

MON - Na Hoku, Crazy Fingers; WED - Way Back Wednesdays, 10pm

Soul Concepts No cover, 10pm

D.U.H. No cover, 10pm

Ohana Groove No cover, 10pm

Karaoke

Club Night $5/ladies free, 10pm

Retro Style No cover, 10pm

Robbie Ray No cover, 9-10pm

Ekolu & Keola No cover, 9-10pm

Rock Band No cover, 10pm

MON - WED - Karaoke Rock Band No cover, 9-10pm

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DA KINE CALENDAR Wailuku Pools: M-W, F, S 9 a.m-4 p.m.; Th 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m.; Sun 12-4:30 p.m. These hours can change due to events. To double check you can call, 270-6135. Paddling for Breast Cancer Survivors - Every Mon & Wed. Get together with other survivors for canoe paddling. Free. 6:45 a.m. Kihei Canoe Club. 243-2999. Sunset Yoga - Thu. Beginners are welcome for this free oceanfront yoga session, which is happening every Thursday in September. 6-7:30 p.m. Blue Lotus Room, Kihei. 280-5378. Tai Chi - Every Mon & Fri. Get your Tai Chi in during your lunchbreak with Dr. Lorrin Pang. Free. noon12:45 p.m. State Building Plaza, Wailuku. 984-8200.

Mahu Volleyball Day - Sat. Bump, set, spike! Free. 1 p.m. Kamaole III Beach Park, Kihei. Speed Dating - Mon. Dance party to follow. 9 p.m. lesbian women, 10 p.m. gay men. Wow-wee Maui’s Kava Bar, Kahului. 871-1414.

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POETRY Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114. Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852. Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your original work, your favorite poem, or just come to be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, 6623950. Open Mind Open Mic - Every Mon. Open Mind Open Mic with spoken word, poetry, comedy— whatever you have to say here’s your chance. Free. 6 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091. Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome. Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com. Poetry Reading - Every second Thu Maui Live Poets Society hosts an open poetry reading on the West side. Free. 6:30- 9 p.m. Lahaina, 661-0517

Art Cryptozoological Woodblock Show Sat. Tonight’s event will showcase the work resulting from a collaboration between Brooklyn artists and Mike Houston and Martin Mazorra and 37 Maui high school students. The theme: mythological Hawaiian flora and fauna. Features the sounds of DJ Boomshot and conscious Hip Hop from The Unsung Mighty Few. Free. . 6 p.m. Hui No`eau Visual Arts Center, Makawao. 572-6560. Art Night - Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments. Free. 6:30 p.m. Lahaina. 661-6284. Exhibit: The Inspired Line - Sun. A chance to view a traveling showcase of 40 original works by Albrecht Durer and Rembrendt van Dijn, two masters represented in etching, woodcut and engraving as well as a series of prints that includes the 1920 Chemin de Croix series by artist Jean Charlot. Will be on display Tues-Sun, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 11 a.m.- 4 p.m. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC. 242-2787. Art Bistro - Mon. Local artists display their wares, from photography and painting to jewelry and sculptures. Live music, too. 5-10pm. Jacques Northshore Bistro, 120 Hana Hwy. Paia. 808-269-0961.

Farmers market, Art/Craft Fairs Ho`olokahi Arts & Crafts Fair - Every Tue & Fri. Fresh flower lei-making classes from 9-11 a.m. on Fridays. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Wailea Beach Marriott Resort south lobby. 879-1922. Ohana Farmers & Crafters Market - Every Tue, Wed & Fri. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 877-3369. Rummage Sale - Daily. The Cameron Center’s 10th-annual bazaar features entertainment, food, and a silent auction. . 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Cameron Center, Wailuku. 244-5546. Farmers Market of Maui - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 61 S. Kihei Rd. Honokowai Farmers Market - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11 a.m. Lower Honopiilani Hwy. Resort Craft Fair - Every Wed & Fri. Hawaiian arts and crafts. 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort. Aloha Craft Fair - Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui Mall. 872-4320. KBH Craft Fair - Fri. Cultural crafts and live demos. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Ka`anapali Beach Hotel lobby. 6675978. Organic Farmers Market - Sat. Fresh produce that’s cheaper than the grocery store. 6:30 a.m.noon. Eddie Tam Memorial Center.

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KARAOKE Isana Restaurant - Daily, 9 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-1811. Kobe Japanese Steakhouse - Fri-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. Lulu’s - Wed, 7 p.m., 1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. Sansei - Thu-Fri, 10 p.m., 600 Office Road, Kapalua, 669-6286; Thu-Sat, 10 p.m. Kihei Town Center, 8790004. Tiffany’s - Daily, 9:30 p.m., 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-0052. Tip Up’s Tavern - Mon, 9:30 p.m., 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. Unisan - Thu-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

Basques; Sa,-Coelho Morrison; Su, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets except Sat. 7-9 p.m. Sat set is 6:30-9p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Backstreet Cafe - Fri, Liz & Joanie; Sat, Steve Monroe, all sets 5:30-8:30 p.m. Sun, Nicky Campos, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd, 891-2595. Longhi’s - Sat, acoustic music. 10:30-11 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883 Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206. Moose McGillycuddy’s, Kihei - Fri, Erin Smith; Sat, Anuhea; All sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600. Mulligan’s on the Blue - Fri, Gail Swanson; 6-8 p.m.; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers; Mon, Gypsy Pacific; 7 p.m. Tue, Randall Rospond; 6:30-8:30 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Rd., Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Sun, Mon, Brittany; Wed, Sat, Merv Oana Thu; Fri Margie; Tue Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Ramen & Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6284.

CENTRAL MAUI Café Marc Aurel - Tue, Live Music; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, 2440852. Main Street Bistro - Th-Fri, Rhythm & Blues with Freedom. 5-7:30 p.m.. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 2446816. Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

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BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Sun, Greg DiPiazza; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troupe; Thu, Sat, Sun, Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Live music. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Erin Smith; Fri, Sat, Dave Carroll; Sun, Wed, Whale Sharks; Mon, Mickie Moore; Tue, Jazz; . all sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat Ernest Pua’a; Sun,Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,Damon; Tue, Roy & Friends; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaànapali Parkway, Building P, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiìlani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri, deAquino Bradaz. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Kaànapali Pkwy, Building J, 661-4495. Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne & Pro Ed; Sat, Mark & Mike. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., 667-7758. Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Sea House Restaurant - Thu & Fri, Kincaid

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UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Wed, Dorothy Betz and Les Adam with Vince Esquire. Thu, Haiku Hillbillys. Sat, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8844. Morning Glories Organic Internet Cafe - Fri, Elaine Ryan, 3-4 p.m.; Mon, Karen B, 1-2 p.m.137 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe & Bakery - Wed, Benoit Jazzworks; Thu Mark Johnstone, Fri, Classic Hawaiian with Jocelyn, all sets 6:30-8:30. Sat, Live jazz music with Mark Johnstone & Friends, 12:30 -2:30 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.

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■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiìlani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m. ■ RITZ CARLTON 1 Ritz Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Banyan Tree Restaraunt - Wed & Thu, Ranga Pae 6:15-9:45 p.m. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Kekaà Dr., Kaànapali, 661-3611 Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m. ■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Kaànapali Pkwy, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets. Thu, Kulewa; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Fausto and Kawaika; Sun; Kulewa; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly. ■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m. Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Puaà. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly. ■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, 875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music. Humuhumunukunukuapuaà - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100 Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music. ■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth. Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends. ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922 Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m. Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, Mele Òhana Duo. Tue, Thu Ron Kuala’au; Sun-Thu sets 69 p.m.; Fri, Sat sets 6-10 p.m. Sun, Mele Òhana Duo, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Mon, Wed, Fri, Hula performance, 6-6:45 p.m.

EAST MAUI WEST MAUI ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Kaànapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Puaà. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KAÀNAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Kaànapali Pkwy, 661-0011 Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.

■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge - Thu-Sun, Live music. 6:30-9:30 p.m. Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing. 7:30-8:15 p.m.

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) The curtain rises for the second act of your star performance and you discover that half the audience left during intermission. This is depressing any way you cut it, but you shouldn’t feel bad, because it has so little to do with you. In fact, given that what happened during intermission to make so many people leave was the equivalent of Radiohead putting on a free concert across the street, you should feel pretty psyched that so many people stayed to see what else you could do. You owe your many fans your best performance, even if it hasn’t turned out the way you envisioned it.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Remember that others don’t always share your balanced, somewhat distanced view of a situation. You can approach certain circumstances with equanimity; since you can see the benefits of multiple possible outcomes, it’s easy for you to simply wait and see what happens. However, others don’t necessarily share that perspective. Take their impatience, urgency, or distress into account. You have the power here to make things easier, more pleasant, or more fulfilling for someone. Or you can sit back and just watch—but I’m betting (and hoping) you’re not that unkind.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Just because you show up late to the game doesn’t mean you can’t excel at it. Many late bloomers have proven that it’s not an insurmountable disadvantage to discover a new passion later in life. Yes, you may have to work harder and overcome more obstacles than someone who’s been at this for years, but few can match the follow-through of a determined (i.e. obsessed) Scorpio. There’s very little you should rule out; unless your ambition is to be an Olympic gymnast or a child prodigy, it’s probably not too late. I would, however, quit wasting time, and get to it.

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Some of the best opportunities in your life are fleeting ones. In order to take advantage of them, you have to be poised to act on a moment’s notice, to take a graceful, Matrix-like leap into the open window of a moving train, chasing something beautiful. Even if you can’t quite be that spontaneous and open, just keeping your eyes open and your courage fired up should keep you from missing out on much. Don’t be a chicken. You’ll almost always regret the things you didn’t do a lot more than you’ll regret the things you did.

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When you have few options, the path forward is clear. Having many brilliant possibilities before you, however, complicates the situation, and forces you to make the kinds of decisions you usually suck at. Would that we all were so “unlucky” as to have a plethora of amazing choices available to us. To you, it’s torture; to someone like a Leo or a Taurus (two signs that have no problem making up their minds), it’d be heaven. When faced with multiple possibilities, try to be like one of those decisive signs. Instead of agonizing over which of these potentially amazing paths is the right one, simply choose one that feels great and make it the right path.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Considering how strong-willed, bullheaded, and focused you usually are, I’m shocked that someone is even close to convincing you to pursue something you don’t really want (or deny yourself something you actually do). I can’t believe I have to remind you of this: own your desires. There’s nothing wrong with them, and other people’s ideas about what you should or shouldn’t aim for have nothing to do with what’s truly in your heart. Don’t let them sway you. It’s okay to hear and consider what others have to say, but ultimately if the voice of your own heart’s true desires doesn’t carry more weight than the words of the person standing next to you, something’s wrong.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) The niceties of civilized society have mutated with the advents of new technology. We’re more connected than we’ve ever been, and have less privacy. This is what it is. Times change, and you can cling to your old-school ideals all you like. Some may even respect you for it. But when they start holding you back from achieving your own hopes and dreams, it may be worth reconsidering some of them. Is it possible that your stubborn refusal to let go of outdated ideas is keeping you from a job, a lover, or some other opportunity? While it’s certainly possible that this simply means it’s the wrong career/relationship/chance for you, it could also mean that you’re holding yourself back just because you’re not willing to change. Don’t be stubborn just to be stubborn—and pay attention to what it’s costing you.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Consider your audience. You may be right and those you’re calling to accounts in the wrong, but the people listening to you might not see it so clearly. What do you actually hope to achieve by taking a stand here and now? Will the tactics you’ve chosen actually accomplish that? Do you think observers would have a more favorable opinion of you after your actions, or a less favorable opinion of those you oppose? Your heart’s in the right place, but the way you’re pursuing your goals is likely to leave you further from them than when you started. This is not an ends-justifies-the-means scenario, but your desired ends should certainly inform your means; that is you should make sure the path you’re on actually leads to where you want to go—before you take another step.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) All your best intentions amount to nothing if you’re really going to give up as soon as you encounter trouble. This is the path you’ve chosen, and you should have been able to see from the get-go that it would be a rocky one. Even if you didn’t, you ought to be guess that giving up now would invalidate most of what you’ve been up to the last couple months, putting you pretty much back at square one. Don’t be so wimpy. You can get through this, and you should. This is a bump in the road, nothing more. If you see it as an immovable mountain, you’re not yet looking at it in the right way.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Your patience has been at an all-time low these past few weeks. You’ve noticed, haven’t you? You feel like you’ve been waiting hours; you check your watch and are shocked to discover it’s only been minutes. Two weeks feels like a year. The clock may be ticking but it’s time to get yours checked out, since it’s obviously wound up way too tight. What do you need to slow it down to a more normal and manageable speed? This week, figure that out, before you sprint to the finish line so fast that the other people in the race with you decide it’s not even worth running.

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