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• Beacons on the Pali The unusual story behind Maui’s lighthouses.

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• Letters to the Editor • Eh Brah! • Troubletown

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• Toy Story

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Hours, locations and price ranges of Maui’s eateries

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Contributors: Caeriel Crestin, Lloyd Dangle, James Mordovancey, Rob Parsons, Chuck Shepherd, Cole Smithey

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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR DANCE, DANCE, DANCE [Editor’s note: the following two letters are in reference to Star Begley’s Aug. 9, 2007 story “Nothin’ but a Hoochie, Mama”) Sorry this comment is so late, but I thought it important to share, regardless of the timeliness of my reply. I also want to preface my statements by mentioning I am an Irish German Haole, who has spent about nine years studying the culture and the music, so feel free to disregard my remarks as poppycock. But if you do, then pray tell, how are yours valid? Primarily, Ori is a celebration of life. Your fixation or dissatisfaction with the movements within the dance may be based on a misunderstanding about their meaning. Hula tells the story with the hands, Ori speaks via the hips. To contain the hips is to contain the story. The fact that Tamari‘i are taught the same moves as adults is more generational egalitarianism than an attempt to assuage the pedophilic thirst of random perverts, or to get an early start in promoting promiscuity. With that in mind, it seems that it is your myopic perspective which needs to be examined rather than cultural dances of Tahiti and the Cook Islands. -Darrel Smith, Kihei Just writing a shout out to Restless Native. Although, I did at times find Holoholo Girl mildly amusing, mostly it was a pathetic waste of a public platform. Thank you for using your precious freedom of press to write about something other than booze, boys and bars. I honestly don’t know why all your Holoholo fan critics decided just now to take what they read in the Maui Time too seriously. Or why they can’t help but completely overlook that you are pointing out a very critical issue in modern society surrounding little girls because they are too busy trying to defend themselves or are too uncomfortable with the real issue to let you point it out to them. My sister and I both used to belly dance when we were really little. Yes, we knew it was sexy. Come on, we got louder whistles than our moms. It’s just too bad nobody taught us selfdefense, too, so we could deal with all the perverts we learned how to so easily attract. And this was way before Britney! Besides, kids don’t need that to feel good about their bodies. Moms need the classes so they can feel good about themselves and not put their daughters down for being or dress them up

as a younger, hotter version of what they once were. Yeah, maybe this is just my harsh reality, but if one other person can relate than it is worth sharing. These ancient tribal dances can be a richly educational, cultural, fun and even healthy experience for many. However, both them, and sexuality in general, must be recognized for the power they induce, which when wielded by a young person who knows nothing about it can bring about disastrous results. Yeah, sex and sensuality is a beautiful thing we ought not to be ashamed of. But let’s face it, sex education is practically non-existent for most people. You can’t learn that on Reality TV! -Anonymous, via email

CORRECTION In our Aug. 30, 2007 cover story “Taste of Maui,” we got Sansei’s Kapalua address wrong. It’s 600 Office Dr., Kapalua.

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Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations, 200 words or less (which we reserve the right to edit), changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent to “Eh Brah!” c/o Maui Time Weekly, 33 N. Market St, Ste. 201, Wailuku, HI 96793 or send an e-mail to

ehbrah@mauitime.com Just want to thank the lovely couple that lives above me for three months of misery. Look, I don’t know what trailer park you crawled out of, but here on Maui we try to be “considerate” to our neighbors. We don’t sit on our lanai at two in the morning downing beer and Mountain Dew, smoking and playing the radio—the radio!—so loud that people down the street could hear it. Nor do we camp out on our lanai at the crack of dawn, making mindless, gossipy cell phone calls to our dysfunctional friends and family members on the mainland. Why couldn’t you have just had interesting things to say during the hours and hours each day and night you perched your fat asses above my apartment? If you’re going to blast music throughout the neighborhood, why couldn’t it have good music? From your lanai, you could both see and hear the ocean–wasn’t that good enough for you?

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Toy Story Why one Upcountry retailer refuses to sell Chinese-made toys August was a flurry of toy recalls, news reports and opinions on what is and isn’t acceptable in the world of toy manufacturing. Over the past month, with nearly 20 million Chinese-manufactured toys recalled for health and safety reasons, the issue of toy safety has become a lot bigger than simply sifting through the box in search of toys from the recall. In fact, many parents are now wondering if any toy carrying the “Made in China” label is safe.

“So many toys are made in unfair, inhumane situations by kids,” Shay Chan Hodges, a longtime local Democratic Party activist and owner of Maui Child Toys and Books in Makawao, says. “Why would you buy a toy for a kid that’s made by a kid? Plus, we worry about our kids playing with something made with lead paint, but what about the person–maybe even child–who was sitting there for 12 hours painting it in the first place?” For the past few years, Chan Hodges and her family have made it a point not to buy things made in China. It hasn’t been easy. “Everything is made in China,” she says. “And it’s hard, because sometimes it’s like why should I spend $20 on something when I can pay $5 for the same thing from China?” The answer, she says, is that “you can expect to pay more for stuff made here.” That’s at least partially due to laws and regulations on the manufactur-

ing end, as well as federal government mandates requiring employers to pay their employees minimum wage and provide them health insurance. “These laws are what makes it possible to live safely,” Chan Hodges says. “They’re not perfect, but they’re here to protect you.” As a retailer, Chan Hodges says she’s adamant about doing whatever she can to protect Maui’s keiki from hazardous materials in toys, support U.S. manufacturers and oppose those who fail to abide by American quality standards on both labor and safety. “I know where every toy in my shop is made,” she says. “I know how much the people who make them are paid, and I know how many hours the employees are required to work. If you come in to the store and ask about a product, I can tell you about it confidently.” But adhering to those policies can make business difficult. Since acquiring the store from its previous owner (Chan Hodges’ mother-in-law owned it for 17 years) she has lost product that sold well because of her convictions. “Even if something sells well, it doesn’t matter,” she says. “If I can’t get a straight answer from people on the questions that I ask, I know there’s a problem and I just won’t carry it anymore.” According to Chan Hodges, no consumer is taking a personal risk by standing against bad labor conditions and toys that may contain toxins. “If you can’t talk to someone and find out where it’s made and by whom, you just don’t know,” she says. “What you can do is simply choose not to support it.” But just because a toy has a “Made in (insert foreign country)” tag on it doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s going to cost less. “We used to carry these horses, and they were popular,” she says. “They were expensive, though. I mean, they’re made in China for cheap. Someone is making tons of money off it and it’s not the retailer or the manufacturer.” Maui Child Toys and Books is located at 1158 Makawao Ave. in Makawao. For more information call 250-6160. MTW

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30 Years on Maui Looking back, even while facing future Let’s get together and do it again -Cecilio & Kapono A lot can happen in 30 years. Back when I arrived on Maui in 1977, the population hovered around 63,000— less than half of what it is now. Traffic was light, or nonexistent. Maui had yet to be fully “discovered” by the rest of the world, and by those who would see dollar signs where others saw unspoiled beauty and charm. Two college buddies had come out the year before, while I managed a record shop in East Lansing, Michigan, right across from the Michigan State University campus. A third college buddy had a brother who lived on Maui, and told my friends to look him up when they arrived. Martin Blechta and his wife Mary ran a restaurant in Paia, the EZ Café. Located where Flatbreads is today (Wunderbar and Dillon’s before that), the EZ was a hippie health food haven, and the only place I’ve ever had a waitress take my order twice. Martin and Mary also opened up PicNics on Baldwin Ave., home of the fabulous spinach nutburger. My friends were told that two hotels had just been completed in Wailea, the Hotel Intercontinental and the Wailea Beach Resort, and jobs were easy to find. While I toiled back in chilly Michigan, letters arrived describing the Hawaiian beaches, flowers, trees, culture and way of life. Bundled up in layers of clothing, I

thought it all sounded good. Wazoo Records was a ticket outlet for lots of shows, and one night a local club, the Silver Dollar, hosted an up and coming band from Hawai‘i: Cecilio & Kapono. On tour promoting their second album, they sounded fabulous. Finally, I packed my bags and flew to Hawai‘i. Walking from the plane to the terminal in Honolulu, the warm humid air enveloped me, with a mixture of jet fuel and plumerias wafting on the tradewinds. On Maui, the tiny airport still featured a banyan tree growing through the roof, where mynah birds would gather at dusk and raise a ruckus. I had arrived. I began the search for a car, a job and a place to stay. President Jimmy Carter had just been through the Mideast oil embargo, sending gas prices soaring to $1.25 a gallon. Fuel efficiency and compact cars were hip. My first car was a 1970 Toyota Corolla. I quickly found work at a popular openair restaurant in old Wailuku town. La Familia, where Saeng Thai now operates on Vineyard St., was in its heyday. Serving great Mexican food and frosty margaritas, it was hugely popular for a business lunch or to whisk airport arrivals to the tropical setting for Happy Hour. Tony Habib, La Familia’s owner, had owned a nightclub in San Diego called Funky Quarters and still had connections in the music business. Thus, his customers included Alice Cooper, Jesse Colin Young, Yvonne Elliman and members of the Eagles.

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Inside La Familia Restaurant, August 1981

When La Familia began featuring live music at night, Merv Oana’s ‘Iao Stream Band would launch into a chicken skin rendition of Peter Moon’s hit “Cane Fire.” In time, they introduced a newly arrived conga player, who would become far better known for his guitar artistry—Joe Cano. Wailuku was a quaint mix of old town charm and thriving new business. Frenchy’s newsstand and crack seed stood next to the dry cleaner, now Unisan sushi. Around the corner, the ‘Iao Grocery still operated where Bernard’s Bentos to Banquets now dishes up local food. Across the street, the dilapidated King Theater still stood, in shades of gray. Just below the Vineyard Tavern, the Chee Kung Tong Society building, built in 1905, was in a similar state of disrepair. Carlene’s Café across from National Dollar Store was often standing room only for breakfast, with generous portions and homemade toasted herb bread. Later eateries in that locale include Hamburger Mary’s, Shakalaka Fish and Chips, Café Brooklyn and now Ohana Café. I’d found a car and steady work, but a home rental proved more challenging, and certainly not because vacation rentals meant less availability for residents. We found a two-bedroom rental in Kuau for $325 a month, but it wouldn’t be ready for another month. With that, I found myself sleeping on the beach between Ma‘alaea and North Kihei, usually within range of several other campers. My first Christmas away from home also meant no roof over my head, only the stars sparkling through kiawe branches. Had I not been staying on the beach, I

likely would have missed seeing the most glorious sunrise of my life, Jan. 10, 1978. Clouds stretching from Haleakala’s summit lit the sky in vivid pink, gold and red. Playing pool in one of the only places available, Charley’s in Paia, I was taught the correct pronunciation of “Hauoli Makahiki Hou” by Eddie “Too Tall” Wilson. I would sometimes see Eddie playing trumpet at the Pioneer Inn, sitting in with local legendary boogie-woogie pianist David Paquette. Fleetwood Mac, at the height of their popularity, played a sold-out concert at Lahaina Tennis Stadium. Bob Marley and the Wailers filled the Lahaina Amphitheater on a weekend afternoon, long before reggae and Hawaiian music melded into “Jawaiian.” Elton John showed up unannounced one night in Lahaina and rocked the Blue Max where BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria is today. Before direct flights came to Maui in the early 1980’s, the economy felt a seasonal surge from its hidden agricultural industry, pakalolo. I actually used to think that “pig hunting” was merely a euphemism for going hiking in the mountains to tend one’s plants, until I found out that people actually did both. Oasis Maui in Haiku’s Pauwela Cannery was a thriving business, with organic fertilizers used by many growers. Up in Makawao, Sub Molina’s Club Rodeo served up dinner and dancing, preceding Piero’s, the Tillerman and Casanova’s. The corner now occupied by Polli’s was the Upcountry Fishery, with See 30 Years: continued on page 11

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NO FUEL LIKE AN OLD FUEL And MECO rises two notches this week for somehow managing to keep out of the news until now (sorry) that their big $61 million Waena biodiesel refinery partner BlueEarth Biofuels, LLC hired former Maui County Councilman Dain Kane as their “Maui Director” (I think that means “lobbyist). Anyway, they’d have risen higher if only they’d made a big deal about bringing Kane on board back when they first hired him. MTW

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FRIDAY, Aug. 31

COCONUT WIRELESS THE WEEK IN REVIEW

WEDNESDAY, Aug. 29 Some people, today’s Honolulu Advertiser tells us, are “beginning to question whether the Lingle administration and the state Legislature acted wisely” on the issue of Hawai`i Superferry. Really? I thought last second state Supreme Court rulings, Temporary Restraining Orders, $5inter-island passenger fares and human chains of surfers stretched across Nawiliwili Harbor on Kauai to be standard operating procedure in Hawai‘i. At least Governor Linda Lingle has managed to find the real victim here—and it’s not all those stranded passengers caught in the middle, residents and environmentalists who’ve felt jerked around for three years or even the Superferry executives and their employees who were told one thing only to be snapped back at the last second. “This does hurt the visitor industry,” Lingle told the Advertiser. “It also hurts our reputation as a place to do business and to be treated fairly.” A place to do business? That’s Hawai‘i’s reputation? Since when?

THURSDAY, Aug. 30 No really—since when?

What a coincidence: just two days after Hawai‘i Superferry, Inc. asked for a Sept. 6 evidentiary hearing on the Temporary Restraining Order (TRO) dragging them down (instead of an immediate ruling based on the law), today’s Maui News is reporting that Wailuku attorney Isaac Hall rejected a secret deal proposed by Hawai‘i Superferry (HSF) lawyers back in 2005 to do a private, “limited” environmental review. HSF attorney Lisa Woods Munger “proposed cooperating with the plaintiffs to hire a consultant to conduct an environmental study, which would be of an ‘agreed-upon scope,’ but not subject to Hawaii’s Chapter 343 environmental law review,” the News reported. Telling the News that she was “stunned,” Superferry Maui Advisory Board member Madge Shaefer (and Superferry booster) said this is proof that “They [Hall and his environmentalist clients] just care about shutting down the Superferry… I would respect them more if they just admitted that.” I’m stunned, too, though mostly because, according to the story, Hall wanted to keep this whole thing under wraps, but was thwarted by the News, which had obtained what he called “confidential” documents detailing the proposed deal. “Parties in court cases will never participate in goodfaith negotiations if their confidential communications are publicized,” he told the paper. “The Sierra Club, Maui Tomorrow and the Kahului Harbor Coalition will not participate in this unauthorized and unethical effort to circuitously place inadmissible evidence before the court.” Look, Hall—I agree with you that this is probably a ploy to throw mud on you and your clients, but come on: you know that reporters (including me) will run stories on “confidential” documents as often as we can because, well, it’s our right and duty to do so. Besides, what difference does a two-yearold, obviously half-hearted Superferry settlement offer make these days? The Hawai`i Supreme Court has ruled that the state Department of Transportation needs to do a full Chap. 343 environmental review of the Superferry. You have the legal as well as moral high ground here—why get all agitated now?

SATURDAY, Sept. 1 I just realized that you can’t spell “Idaho” without “ho.”

Lingle: she knows the real victims

SUNDAY, Sept. 2 Sorry to keep blasting away at the Superferry, but if the company officials and public relations flacks quoted in today’s Honolulu Advertiser are actually telling the truth, then we won’t be hearing about the Superferry for much longer. According to today’s paper, back in March, David Wilson of McNeil Wilson Communications said in a little-noticed online interview that, “If there is an EIS, Superferry is leaving.” And in a more recent interview with the paper, Superferry CEO John Garibaldi used the word “show-stopper” in describing the effect a full, statefunded EIS would have on his new fast ferry. Not to put too fine a point on all this, but these guys are being babies. You’d think having to do an EIS put such immense restrictions on development that everything in Hawai‘i has ground to a halt over the last couple generations. Was this thing so precariously balanced on a knife edge of federal loan guarantees (over $180 million!) and corporate welfare that the slightest breath of wind—and that’s all environmental law is in this nation, I kid you not—would be enough to topple it into the briny depths? If so: damn!

MONDAY, Sept. 3 Which reminds me—so a number of us

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around the office have been kicking around the idea of what will become of the boats should Garibaldi and his crew jump ship and swim away. The answer, in my opinion, is that the Superferry Alakai and her stillbeing-built sister ship would go to the military. This yesterday’s Advertiser teased with the line “Some Superferry opponents believe the Alakai and a second ferry could be used to transport the Army’s Stryker brigade vehicles.” Believe? The only reason opponents believe that is because Superferry super-investor John F. Lehman—a former U.S. Navy Secretary!— has said exactly that. “The Superferry is strong enough to take Stryker vehicles,” he said in the March 28, 2005 Pacific Business News. That article went on to report that, “the Superferry plans to operate a Westpac Express, essentially to carry military equipment and ferry vehicles from Oahu to the Big Island on a daily basis.”

TUESDAY, Sept. 4 It’s probably much too late to do anything about it now, but anyone who tries out the microwave hot dog recipe (recipe? Isn’t there a button on the microwave marked “hot dog?”) posted on the Honolulu Advertiser website will face serious and unmitigated disaster of nearly Biblical proportions. “Place hot dogs on a microwave-safe plate; cook on high (100 percent) power until done, about 1 minute,” states the recipe, somehow leaving out THE MOST IMPORTANT PART of microwaving hot dogs—you must POKE HOLES in the hot dog before cooking! If not, the hot dog will explode! I’ve seen it happen! Oh, the humanity! Anthony Pignataro is not kidding, people. MTW

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Whitey’s Upholstery across the street in the Matsui Store building, and the Tam Sing gas station on the corner above Komoda’s Bakery. Riding horses in town was commonplace, and not just a Fourth of July event. Late afternoons were often spent body surfing at Baldwin Beach. For 65 cents, you could quench your thirst with Haiku juices in tin cans wrapped in colorful paper labels. Nagata Store’s boiled peanuts and a jar of kim chee were the perfect compliments. Hawaiian sunset music was featured nightly on the radio, with the classic tunes of Gabby Pahinui, Olomana, Hui ‘Ohana, Billy Kaui and Country Comfort, the Brothers Cazimero and Macky Feary’s Kalapana. An adventuresome soul could still take the old road from Ulupalakua to Makena, though I recall seeing a muffler or two that had been lost along the way. Makena was still a long way from anywhere, requiring the commitment of navigating dusty, potholed Old Makena Rd. The few houses along the shoreline were humble, not the palatial mansions that now crowd our coast. We celebrated special occasions by dressing up for Sunday champagne brunch at Stouffer’s Wailea Beach hotel, with Tony Van Steen elegantly playing the grand piano. Stuffed as could be, we’d head south to any number of mostly deserted beaches, with room to throw a Frisbee or just sunbathe and swim.

Ric Hoogestraat is married to Sue and works at a call center in the Phoenix area but spends 30-plus hours a week inside the online Second Life video game, pretending that he’s the digitally drawn Dutch Hoorenbeek, a 6-foot-9, muscular babe magnet who lives on his own island. That unnerves Sue, according to an August Wall Street Journal profile, especially since Dutch recently “married” a digital woman and set up housekeeping with their two digital dogs. (The real-life creator of the new Mrs. Hoorenbeek has never met Ric and says she never will.) Dutch and his wife spend hours shopping and motorcycling together, leaving Ric little time for Sue. “Is this man cheating on his wife [meaning Sue]?” the Journal asked. Lamented Sue: “You try to talk to [Ric] or bring [him] a drink, and [he]’ll be having sex with a cartoon.”

In 1979, Elmer Cravalho suddenly resigned during his term as Maui County Mayor, prompting a special election. Wayne Nishiki ran a bold campaign, asking, “Do you want Maui to become another Oahu?” His TV ads slashed the “N” of his last name across the screen like the “Z” in Zorro, while the voice-over exclaimed, “Nishiki!” The election was close, with Hannibal Tavares winning and guiding Maui’s development and growth over the next decade. The 1980’s brought direct airline flights, a Time Magazine cover featuring Maui, and unprecedented growth in building new hotels and condos. Investments from the Japanese market lifted the economic bubble into the 1990’s. After a short plateau, construction and real estate continues to bring new wealth into the islands, and new challenges along with it. It’s not easy to imagine what Maui may be like in another 30 years, or what sort of memories from 2007 we may look back at with great fondness and nostalgia. By giving a nod to what makes Maui so special, past and present, perhaps we may choose wisely to create the future we wish to face. Hopefully, that future will be one that holds respect and aloha for our entire community, our shared resources, and for making positive changes to strive for peace and harmony. MTW

THE ENTREPRENEURIAL SPIRIT! World of Warcraft is an online game as popular as Second Life, with warrior-players amassing digital gold coins from every opponent they vanquish, and the greater the lucre, the higher they advance in the WOW ranks. Some players take the easy route, though, and buy their WOW gold coins from dealers, who mostly get them from “Chinese gold farmers” in Nanjing and other cities— men and women hired to play the game 80 hours a week, not for advancement but to score coins that they can sell to other players, at the equivalent of about $1.25 per 100 coins (marked up to $20 per 100, retail), according to a June New York Times Magazine article.

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SOLVING TWO FEMALE PROBLEMS AT ONCE Cytori Therapeutics (cited in a recent Chemistry and Industry Magazine report) has developed a procedure to grow breast tissue from a mixture of stem cells and fat liposuctioned from the recipient’s belly, thighs or butt. A spokesman for British plastic surgeons said he was hopeful for success, on behalf of mastectomy patients, but less generous toward women seeking ordinary breast-enlargement. The implanting surgery is still in clinical trials, but is expected to be available in Europe next year.

LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATORS The New York Times reported in July that at least eight buyers were vying to purchase one of the five parking spaces in the basement of the new condominiums at 246 W. 17th St., for $225,000 each. And in Chappaqua, N.Y., the owner of the Via Genova water bar told WCBSTV in July that she offers 80 different bottled waters from around the world, with the most popular at $30 and “Bling H2O” priced at $55, but hopes business picks up: “There are so many people that are uneducated about water.”

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Beacons on the Pali

By James Mordovancey

The unusual story behind Maui’s lighthouses

Photo by Jason Waterhouse

y almost all accounts, the storm was a real screamer. It came up fast in the night and caught the ship of Captain Daniel McGregor somewhere off the sea cliffs or “pali” between Ma‘alaea and Olowalu, on the south shore of Maui. Most likely a schooner—a “coaster” engaged in the hazardous trade of moving cargo between the islands— McGregor’s ship was unable to make sail into Ma‘alaea due to the fierce conditions. Blinded by the darkness and driving rain, McGregor posted men in the bow and along the rails with sounding lines. With the men hollering out the depth as they proceeded, the ship groped its way toward shore. When the water became ominously shallow, McGregor ordered the anchors set. Peering out into the blackness, he couldn’t make out for sure why, but the winds lessened at about this spot. With his vessel secured, he allowed the exhausted crew to “stand down” and fall asleep. Come morning, the men awakened to blue skies and found that the schooner had blundered into a cove between two rocky highlands. As word of the nearmiraculous anchoring spread, one of these promontories became known as “McGregor Point,” after the intrepid captain. Afterward, other ships used the same anchorage. It was smaller than the one in neighboring Ma‘alaea but provided protection from the incessant winds blowing in from the north. A wharf and other facilities were constructed there. For a while, it became a stop for the Inter-Island Steamship Company and recorded more traffic than Ma‘alaea Harbor itself. When McGregor anchored there that stormy night circa 1875, he didn’t have the benefit of a light to guide him in, or at least not much of one. The first “lighthouse” in the area stood on a wharf in Ma‘alaea, sometime in the late 1800’s. Even by standards back then, it wasn’t very effective. In 1904, an inspector doing a survey of Maui’s aids to navigation described it as “an ordinary red lantern hung from a post.” When the station was to be updated shortly after, a new location was chosen. The highland at nearby McGregor Point provided more elevation. Plus the port facilities there were still experiencing good usage, making it a logical spot for the new “A to N,” or aid to navigation. The first light station was built there in 1906. A 32-foot white mast was erected, with a fixed red lamp mounted on top. A keeper’s housing and support building also went up, each with matching red roofing. That same year a tsunami roared in and obliterated the old light, along with almost everything else in

Ma‘alaea. The wharf at McGregor Landing also washed away. But higher up on the slope, the new station remained high and dry. Of pyramidal shape and made of concrete, the present 20-foot tower dates to 1915. Many local stations have this style. Early on, trestles or “skeleton towers” of metal or wood were used as elevating platforms. Nowadays, to the horror of fans of traditional lights, a large metal pipe often elevates the beacon itself. The U.S. Coast Guard, which oversees them, calls such emplacements “light towers” or “light structures.” They’re easy to maintain and hard to vandalize but lack the charm and character of actual lighthouses. And they do not require a keeper, only an “ATON” or “ANT” (aids to navigation team) that makes the rounds between them a few times a year. One of the most famous of these structures stands in Lahaina. At 39 feet, its trim, pyramidal shape suggests ancient Egyptian obelisks. Like McGregor Point Light, it’s an exercise in practicality. Just a small plaque on one side marks one of the most historic light stations in the country, much less in the Hawaiian Islands. “On this site in 1840 King Kamehameha ordered a nine foot wooden tower built as an aid for the whaling ships anchored off Lahaina,” reads the inscription. But the significance of this statement goes far beyond the event mentioned—the tower marked the beginning of lighthouses in the entire Pacific basin. That first tower was positioned to mark the “keawaiki” or small passage through the coral reef along the waterfront. Countless whaleboats used this passage while accessing the town for water and supplies. A letter from John Kapena, an early resident of Lahaina, explains the value of the early A to N in human terms: “[F]or those vessels, boats and canoes that may come into port at night, because there were quite a number of boats wrecked by waves [with considerable loss of life].” In addition to the commercial aspect, the first light served a political role as well—Lahaina was vying with Honolulu to become the port of influence in the islands, as well as for the whalers’ business. In a maritime-based economy, good navigational aids were essential. At least six different lights shone there through the next eight decades. One of the most notable was built in 1866. A wooden tower went up atop a waterfront

The wind roars just off-shore of the McGregor light tower. While hanging on to his tripod and camera for dear life, photographer Jason Waterhouse gingerly turned his camera to his right, revealing what looks be the protected cove McGregor and his crew found that stormy night .

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storehouse, often used for sugar storage. The storehouse was leased out at $96 a year, to help pay for the station’s upkeep.

The Lahaina tower, not that long ago

The top floor of the tower contained the lamp room and sleeping quarters for the keeper. This was one of the first such light stations anywhere to use kerosene instead of whale oil as an illuminant. But the inspector surveying Maui’s aids in 1904 was hardly impressed— he described the signal itself as “two ordinary kitchen lamps of small power.” As Lahaina continued as the most important shipping destination on Maui into the next century, the station was upgraded. The present tower was constructed of reinforced concrete in 1917. Twenty years later it was

“electrified,” or automated. The beacon now flashes out a red “signature” to distinguish it from the lights of the town in the background. At present, the Lahaina Restoration Foundation manages the light, having assumed a 30-year lease on the site from the Coast Guard.

to make three or four tries before he could place the back wheels in just the right place on the ledge. The ledge at top is very narrow and the plane has to be balanced on its two back wheels with the nose sticking out over the cliff about one hundred and sixty feet above the water.” Savi explained that the team made a hurried exit, frantically unloading their equipment, food and water. But just as the craft was becoming airborne again, a blast of wind caught the chopper, driving it back against the barren ridge and hurling equipment and their lunch cooler over the cliff. “It turned out that the helo was damaged, and they had to send a different one out for us that evening,” Savi added. “The wind was still blowing and we were wondering if they’d be able to pick us up. We didn’t have a tent or even a sleeping bag. There was just us on that rock with the geckos and spiders…”

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In general, Hawai‘i holds many such structures but few “classic” lighthouses, such as those in New England or the West Coast. These are the images of popular culture, with adjoining buildings and silo-like towers containing sparkling Fresnel lenses. Oahu has the most of these. Maui currently has none. While dozens of other aids exist here now, “unofficial aids” have flickered in the night for centuries. The story goes that King Kamehameha I was traveling by canoe between islands when strong winds blew him off As far as being a hazard to shipping, Molokini is more course. Supposedly the great warrior and chief feared for the norm than the exception for the state overall. In geologhis life. A bonfire in the darkness guided him back to shore. ical terms, Hawai‘i’s islands are formed of young mountains All over the Pacific, Polynesians long had used such beapoking through the planet’s oldest cons to aid their voyagers. They most extensive ocean. Born of knew to look to certain spots for the Few structures combine the and volcanic fires, they present sailors guiding flames. with jagged coastlines, strong curOne such spot was on the southpractical and the symbolic rents, often-rough seas and few prowest tip of Kaho‘olawe. Called tected anchorages. Accordingly, the Kealaikahike Point (“the way to formore fully than lighthouses. islands have been ringed with neckeign lands”), this spot was a place They conjure up images of laces of gleaming navigational lights, of great importance to early about 180 in all. Hawaiians. The promontory was warmth and haven to people Some of them are “primary aids,” one of the departure checkpoints with rotating DCB-224 optics that for their long voyages across the of all stripes, it seems, can beam out nearly 30 miles. central Pacific. Signal fire pits often Makapu‘u Point on Oahu boasts a were lit there. not just mariners. hyper-radiant lens 12 feet tall and “It was this point that the weighing several tons. They’re Hawaiians used along with others designed to guide ships in from the open sea. They’re so to form a navigational triangle for trips to Tahiti, New powerful that their effectiveness often is limited only by the Zealand and other southerly areas,” archaeologist J. Gilbert curvature of the earth. McAllister said. All the lights on the leeward coast of Maui are considered Fittingly, since 1928 a modern signal has stood near “secondary aids,” effective at less than half that distance there. Called Southwest Point Light, it’s close to where the and designed only for inter-island traffic. Used more by natives once tended their own signals. local boats, their optics are much smaller. According to oral tradition, some of the old navigators With the advent of electronics that can determine locaused erupting volcanoes as markers to steer by. These no tion within a few feet, the future of some of these aids doubt made for some of the most effective light “structures” would seem to be in jeopardy. Like the lighthouse keepers, in history, sometimes visible from hundreds of miles away. all of whom have been replaced by automation, the lights And some of the Hawaiians had even developed a type of themselves would seem to be the next to go by the wayside. signal system. When Captain George Vancouver arrived off Curiously, though we rely on them less, the popularity of Maui in 1793 with two ships under his command, a chief these lights remain high among the public as well as seanamed Tomohomoho came onboard as a guide. He told goers. Navigators still look to them to verify their radar and Vancouver not to worry if darkness should set in en route to electronic fixes. In addition, they are the stuff of story and Lahaina— fiery beacons along the bluffs would mark the legend in every country and culture with a seacoast. way there. In fact, few structures combine the practical and the While this system was only “activated” by request—or in symbolic more fully than lighthouses. They conjure up this case by orders of Chief Tomohomoho—modern light images of warmth and haven to people of all stripes, it stations are regular and reliable. But they do require mainseems, not just mariners. Perhaps because they signify pastenance. Wind and salt water corrode even metal and consage through the fog banks and tumultuous seas of life, as crete, not to mention electrical components. well as through the real ones. Enter here a largely unknown and unsung group of peoSo lovers of lights everywhere should take comfort—for ple, the Coast Guard ANTs or maintenance teams. These the foreseeable future anyhow, both along rocky shores as islands are not always a paradise for them—some of the well as deep within the human psyche, the beacons on the lights here are the most difficult to service anywhere. pali will continue to burn brightly. Molokini is a good example. In the channel a few miles out from Makena, the volcanic cinder cone lies exposed to James Mordovancey worked on light stations in New unpredictable weather. For instance, in April of 1989 high England as a member of a Coast Guard ANT. MTW winds blew the skeleton tower off the cliff, smashing it to pieces on the rocks below. As recorded by Love Dean in her book The Lighthouses of Hawaii, Coast Guardsmen Kenneth Savi described a Our photographers found the half-inch thorns “service call” to Molokini in 1988: on the dried shrubs around the McGregor light “A marine helicopter transported us and the wind was station to be far more perilous than the 100-foot blowing so hard—about 30 to 40 knots—that the pilot had cliffs and raging winds.

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Don of Pizza Giannotto’s serves up Italian food to die for

instant taste-bud celebration. Then there’s the fresh cheese and the pepperoni… God, the pepperoni! It’s nice and thick and hearty–nothing like that paper-thin flimsy stuff that seems to sit on everyone else’s pizza. I’ve also tried the tiramisu. I love tiramisu and am super picky, to the point of being a snooty bitch about it. Giannotto’s stuff? I swear I had to leave work early

because it was so rich and creamy that all I wanted to do after enjoying it was lounge around the house in a silk robe and kitten heels. The eggplant parmigiana sandwich is also awesome. In fact, I can wolf one down in five minutes flat. That’s not to say that it’s a wimpy sandwich, because it’s super filling–it’s just that it’s so damn tasty I can’t control myself. The prices are good and the service is quick—and very Italian. Don’t be surprised if you get the vibe while ordering that you’re being time-consuming. Giannotto’s probably just worried about the people in line behind you. He

David Giannotto and crew on the line Fresh-baked Chocolate Chip Cheesecake with an Oreo Cookie crust (left) and homemade Tiramisu, complete with Amaretto and Grand Marnier (right)

Giannotto looks over one of his pepperoni pies

The first time that I called Giannotto’s over in Wailuku for a pizza, I got my hand slapped over the phone when I pissed off the owner–David Giannotto himself— when I asked what the size difference was between a large and a medium

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pizza. See, a pizza at Giannotto’s is 16 inches in diameter. Period. The “size” question marked me as an Italian cui-

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sine flunky and I wasn’t going to get away with it. It was at that moment that I decided to order something simple, like the pepperoni, to avoid another screw up. “Cash or credit, Ma’am?” he asked. “Uh… cash?” “Ah, I love cash,” he said. “I really do. I like to roll around in it naked. A big pile of it… I hope I didn’t offend you by the size comment, ma’am. I just want people to know real pizza.” None taken (to either comment, actually). You see, after the pizza arrived and I ate three or four slices, I vowed that I could live with any and all disturbing visuals that ordering it may produce. The pizza was ridiculously scrumptious with a nice thin crust that’s super flavorful and doesn’t have any of that creepy wet doughy action going on. The sauce is tangy and causes an

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doesn’t like people to wait. But when he hands you your food, expect him to be the most gracious restaurant owner that you’ve ever met. It’s a little unnerving until you get the hang of the system and then it’s all G. Since that first call, I’ve become something of a regular over at Giannotto’s and have met Giannotto in person. Without getting totally hot and bothered, I’ll just say that he reminds me a lot of Richard Gere back in the days of Leaving Mr. Goodbar. And, incidentally, the thought of him rolling around in a big pile of cold cash makes me really, really hungry. MTW

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Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$

El Corita - Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $

Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 2440852. $$ Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway Buffet - Daily luch and dinner Hawaiian buffet and full menu. Tu-Sa 11 a.m.- 9 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 500 N Puunene Ave., Kahului, 873-6555. $$ Club Diane - Pupus. Daily, 2 p.m.-2 a.m. 350 Hoohana St., Kahului, 871-2182. $ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M, 9 a.m.4 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 8717782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$ Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $ Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant - Chinese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $ Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$ Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad bar, hot bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $

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Fernando’s - Authentic Mexican cuisine, M-Sa 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; 8:30 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Suite 164, Kahului, 873-7759. $ Fiesta Time - Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; FSa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 2428580. $ Genki Sushi - Sushi. Su-Th 11 a.m. 9 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-3 p.m., 5-10 p.m.; Daily take-out only 3-5 p.m. Maui Mall, 873-7776. Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. MSa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 2448282. $ Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Th 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. F-Sat 9 a.m.-12 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 8779033. $ Home Maid Bakery - Bakery, breakfast and lunch bentos. Daily 5 a.m.-10 p.m. 1005 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4150. $

Kama’aina Okazuya Deli - Bentos, plate luches and sandwiches. M-F 6 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Corner of Mill St. and Lower Main St., 281-4213. $ Kahili - Pacific rim. Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Pupus daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Su, M 7 a.m.-10 p.m; Tu-Th 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; F-Sa 7 a.m.-midnight. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, 877-5588. Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market St., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su-Th, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $ Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine. M-Sat 11 - 9 p.m. Sun 5 p.m.-9 p.m. Mon, Wed, Sat nightclub 9 p.m.-1 a.m.. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 8730220. $$

Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. & 5 p.m.-9 p.m.; Sa, 10:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. & 5p.m.-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$

Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $

Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

Market Street Cafe - Eclectic. M - F , 11 a.m.- 2:30 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $

IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $

JB’s Kitchen - Local food. M - F 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; 5 - 8 p.m.; Sat 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 1546 Mill St, Wailuku, 244-9616. $

Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean, local. M-F, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 249-2161. $

Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 1740 Ka`ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $

Ashley’s Cafe - Local, American. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukuli`i Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $

Maui Mix Plate - Traditional Hawai’ian. MTh, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $

Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi, Japanese. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka`ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $

BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$

Maui Ocean Grill - Sandwiches and salads. Daily 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 270 Dairy Road, Kahului. 893-0263. $ Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. MSa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9:30 a.m.- 5 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 8717726. $

Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.3 p.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 8756400. $

Takamiya Market - Local. M-Sa 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Deli. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $

Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine. Su, Tu-Th, 6 a.m.10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $

Big Wave Cafe - American, Hawaiian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $

Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local, Filipino. M-Th, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. 1032C L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-8533. $

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 510:30 p.m. 70 E. Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 8730225. $

Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $

Tiffany’s - Local, Asian. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $

Nazo’s Restaurant - Local, Japanese. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m. 1063 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-0529. $

Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style and a la carte. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $

Pearl’s BBQ. - Korean BBQ. M-Sa 10:30 a.m. - 9 p.m.; Su 10:30 a.m. - 6 p.m. 275 W Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului. 877-0788. $ Piñata’s - Mexican. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $

TJ’s Warehouse Bento and Catering - Bentos, Okazu, Ramen, Asian. 9 a.m-2 p.m. 875 Alua St. (in Maui Chemical Building), 244- 7311. $

Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Grand Wailea, 875-1234. $$ Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar - Seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.9 p.m. Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 244-5426. $$ Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Daily 7 a.m.-7 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $

Duo - Steak and seafood. 6-9 p.m. Four Seasons, Wailea, 874-8000. $$ East Ocean - Chinese, Cantonese and Mandarine cuisine with a lunch buffet. Daily 11 a.m. - 9:30 p.m. Kamaole Shopping Center, Kihei. $ Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $ Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Deli and spirits. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $ Espresso Moon - Sandwiches, wraps and salads. M-F 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. 1305 North Holopono St., Kihei, 255-5189. $ Fat Daddy’s Smokehouse - BBQ. M-Sa 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m. & 5-8 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd, 879-8711. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian. 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. & 5:30-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 8748000. $$$ Fiesta Time - Mexican. Tu-Su 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 300 Ma`alaea Rd., 244-5862. $ Five Palms Restaurant - Pacific Rim. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese. 6-11 a.m. Maui Prince Hotel, 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111. $$

Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $

Tokyo Tei - Local and Asian. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $

Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Sushi bar until 10 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 891-1368. $

Gian Don’s - Formerly Marco’s Southside Grill, Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$

Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style restaurant. Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului, 877-0051. $$

Tom’s MiniMart - Local. M-F, 6 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-6 p.m. 372 Waiehu Beach Rd., Waiehu, 2442323. $

Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily, 12-3 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$

Greek Bistro - Greek. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9330. $$

Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $

Unisan - Sushi and more. M-F, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 5-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 2444500. $$

Royal Island Drive In - Local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 242-8813. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sam Sato’s, Inc. - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 1750 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-7124. $ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local. M-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $ Simply Healthy Cafe - Hawaiian. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Cameron Center, 95 Mahalani St., Wailuku. 249-8955. $ Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. MTh, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.-4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 8930700. $ Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka`aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 8710828. $

Valley Isle Seafood - Luau stew, seafood. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Waikapu on 30 - Local favorites. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. 1486 Hona`apililani Hwy, Waikapu, 242-1130. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 2427928. $

Capische? - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 879-2224. $$$ Cheeseburger Island Style - Casual American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m.The Shops at Wailea, 874-8990. The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. Azeka Place II, Kihei, 8754244. $

Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, 879-9033. $ Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - Salad and hot bar. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $ Hula Moons - Breakfast buffet. Island fusion dinner. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. and 5-10 p.m. Marriott, Wailea, 879-1922. $$

Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Local. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $

Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well. Su-Th, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $

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Dog & Duck - Irish Pub. Daily 11 a.m.- 2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd, 875 - 9669. $

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $

Dominos Pizza - Pizza. Su-Th 11 a.m.- 11 p.m., FrSa 11 a.m.-Midnight. 1215 S. Kihei Rd, 874-6000. $

Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli and more. Daily, 11 a.m.10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $

Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine. Lunch Tu-Su 11:30 a.m.2 p.m. Daily 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8758800. $$

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$ Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8741811. $$ Jawz Tacos - Island-style taqueria. Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joe’s Bar and Grill - Fine dining. Nightly, from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Wailea Tennis Center, 8757767. $$$

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$$$→$40 and up

Maui’s Sweet Spot - Ice cream parlor. Daily, 9 a.m.10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd., 879-8611. $ Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.12:30 a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600. $$ Mulligan’s On the Blue - Irish pub. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$ Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining, Pacific rim. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Spago - Gourmet cuisine a la Wolfgang Puck. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.-2p.m. and 5-9:30 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$

Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$

Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Pizza and comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 5799453. $ Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$

Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi`ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$

Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $

Kahale’s Beach Club - Burgers, onion rings, ribs and other bar fare. Daily 10 a.m.-1 a.m. 36 Keala Pl., Kihei. 875-7711. $

Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $

Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd., 879-1385. $

Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd., 8750839. $

Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2002. $

Tip-Ups Tavern - Mediterranean cuisine. 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$

Koishi Sushi Bar - Sushi. M-Sa 6 p.m.- 10 p.m., 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8258. $ Kusina Oriental - Oriental. Tu-Sa 6:30 a.m.6:30 p.m., 1295 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8317. $ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $

Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.; Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0813. $

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m -7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 20 Hauoli St., Ma`alaea Harbor, 242-9161. $

Life’s A Beach - American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $

Ruth Chris Steakhouse - Meaty fine dining. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750, Wailea Alanui Dr., 874-8880. $$$

Longhi’s - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F, 8 a.m.-11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese-inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m.; Th-Sa 10 p.m.-1 a.m. late night sushi and appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$

Kihei Caffe - American and local. Daily, 5 a.m.8 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $

LuLu’s - American and local. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Maàlaea Grill - Eclectic. 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 300 Maàlaea Rd., Maàlaea, 243-2206. $$ Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 2449028. $$ Matteo’s - Italian kitchen. M-F, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sa-Su, 5-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Ike Dr, Wailea, 8741234. $$ Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $ Maui Thai - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, 2439 S. Kihei Rd, 874-5605. $

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 875-7555. $$$ Seascape at Maalaea - Seafood, chicken and quiche. Daily, 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Maui Ocean Center Aquarium, 270-7043. Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m-10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 875-8080. $$

Cafe Pukalani - Local comfort food and breakfast. M-F 7 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Sa-Su 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pukalani Country Club, 360 Pukalani St. 572-1325. $

Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $

Joy’s Place - Organic foods. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $

Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and fried seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui Mall, 8911400. $

Cafe O Lei - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573-9065. $

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$ Vietnamese Cuisine - Vietnamese with Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$ Wailea Pizza Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, 874-1234. $$ Waterfront Deli - Sandwiches, salads, dessert. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. Whaler’s General Store, Shops at Wailea, 891-2039. $

UPCOUNTRY Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., 878-6874. $

Down to Earth - Hot/salad bars and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1169 Makawao Ave., 572-1488. $ Flatbread Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 89 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8989. $$ Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Daily, 59 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9144. $ Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining. M-F, 112:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$ Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking. F-Su 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Makawao Pizza Fresh - Pizza, salads, sandwiches and espresso drinks. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1043 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-2000. Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 5-10 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ John Paul Fine Foods - Prepared dishes, sandwiches and cheeses. M-F, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani, 572-7100. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-5228. $ Komoda Store and Bakery - Local bakery with minimini-mart. M-Tu and Th-F, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 3674 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7261. $ Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant. W-Su, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $

Shabu Shabu Toji - Japanese style fondue. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8366. $

Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 572-4877. $

Kula Sandalwoods Cafe - Breakfasts, sandwiches and salads. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 15427 Haleakala Hwy, Kula, 878-3523. $

Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd., 874-0331. $

Café Des Amis - Crepes and Mediterranean fare. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5796323. $

La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie. WeSu, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$

Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 12 a.m.) Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $

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DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily, 6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 5759363. $ Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Makawao Sushi & Deli - Coffee, Sushi, M Th 8:30 a.m. - 9 p.m.; F-Sa 8:30 - 10 p.m. Coffee ends at 5 p.m. daily. 3647 Baldwin Ave, Makawao, 573-9044. $ Mama’s Fish House - Fine dining. Daily, 11a.m.-2p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 579-8488. $$$ Mana Foods - Natural food store with bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $ Milagros - South American cuisine with island influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5798030. $ Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Deli cuisine and daily baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 5759242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 572-7808. $ Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy and Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498. $ Stopwatch - Fish, steak, burgers. Su-Th 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Fr-Sa 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1127 Makawao Ave., 572-1380. $ Ulupalakua Ranch Store and Grill - Elk burgers, sandwiches and salads. Daily 9:30 a.m.-5 p.m. Ulupalakua Ranch, Hwy. 37, Kula. 8782561. $ Upcountry Fresh Tamales & Mixed Plate Mexican and local favorites. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-8 p.m, Su 6 a.m.-3 p.m. Pukalani Terrace Center, 55 Pukalani St., 572-8258. $ Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Haiku Marketplace, 810 Kokomo Rd., 575-9588. $ Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F, 10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 55 Pukalani St., Pukalani Terrace Center, 573-8838

Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$

Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. 5315 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

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China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30 a.m.2 p.m.; Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-5089. $

Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m. by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$

China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-0667. $

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka`anapali Pkwy., 6613160. $$

Aloha Bento - Local. 1036 Limahana Pl., G2, Lahaina, 661-4888. Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ Angelina’s - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily, 9 a.m.5 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ The Bakery - Breads, pastries, soup, sandwiches. M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su, 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 6675444. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka`anapali, 667-0968. $

Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood, island favorites. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front St., Lahaina, 6615648.

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6674051. $

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. Daily, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. Napili Plaza, 669-4170. $

Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 6610348.

Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10 a.m.10 p.m. 900 Front St., Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $

Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse with two locations. Daily, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. and M-Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m., Su 7a.m.-2 p.m. 2580 Keka`a Dr., 6672003. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ House of Saimin - Local. Old Lahaina Center, 6677572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s Village, Ka`anapali, 667-6636. $$

Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 665-7096. $$$

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $

Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 6623210. $$ K

Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $

Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 667-0908. $

Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $

Dante’s Italian Eatery - Family style Italian and takeout. Daily 10 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 6613838. $

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$

David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 6675117. $$$

Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0937. $$

Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily, 11 a.m.12 a.m. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $

Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $

DJ’s - International local food. M-Sa, 7:30-9 p.m.; Su, 7:30-2 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5809. $

Cascades Grill and Sushi Bar - Sushi and Pacific Rim. Nightly dinner 5:45 -10 p.m., Nightly sushi 5 p.m.-10 p.m. Hyatt Ka`anapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 667-4727. $$$

Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $

Keka’s Terrace, Sheraton - Breakfast buffet, light lunch, steaks and more for dinner. Daily 6:30 a.m. -2 p.m.; 5:30-9 p.m., 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0031. $$ Kimo’s - Steak & seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$

Castaway Cafe - Beachside American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Ka`anapali Villas & Resort, 6619091. $

Front Street Grill and Bar - Fresh seafood, steaks and ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 672 Front Street, Lahaina. 662-3003. $$

Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 5:30 p.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$

Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8 a.m.10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $

L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 1221 Honoapi`ilani Rd., 661-9888. $

iò - Pacific Rim. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiìlani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapiìlani Hwy., Kaànapali, 661-4500. $ Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily, 9:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $

Not to be used with any other coupons or discounts. Coupon has no cash value. Coupon expires 12-31-07

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

SEPTEMBER 6, 2007

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 6617082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim. Daily, 11 a.m.10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$ Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Fresh seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$ Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 9 p.m. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $ Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$ Lynn’s Kitchenette - Filipino food. M - S 9:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m., 3481 L. Honoapiliilani Rd., 665-1525. $ MaLa - Eclectic. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ. MSa, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Lahaina, 669-3474. $$ Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2663. $ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 281-2775. $ Maui Swiss Cafe - Ice Cream, sandwiches, salads, pizza, homemade swissli. Daily 9 a.m.8 p.m. 640 Front St., Lahaina. 661-6776. $

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. M-Sa, 9 a.m.9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square,480 Waineè St, Lahaina, 661-8883; Napili Plaza, 5095 Napilihau St., 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapiìlani Hwy., Honokowai, 6655900. $ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7758. $ Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 6675683. $ Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 6618881. $$ Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 6 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nikki’s Pizza - Pizza. Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m., 2435 Kaanapali Pkwy, 667-0333. $ Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10 a.m.9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiìlani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Kaànapali, 667-2525. $ Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapiìlani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $

Smoke House - BBQ, American. M-F 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sa-Su 3-9 p.m. 927 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 6677005. $

Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., 6616628. $

Son’z Maui at Swan Court - Fresh seafood, steak. Su - Th 5-10 p.m.; Fr - Sa 5-10:30 p.m. Hyatt Ka`anapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 667-4506. $$.

Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

Spatz Trattoria - Italian. Tu-Sa 5:30-9 p.m.. Hyatt Regency, Ka`anapali, 667-4727. $$$

Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.9 p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$

Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 5-11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 L. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$

Pizza Paradiso - Italian and Greek. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $ Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $ Round Table Pizza - Dine-in, take-out or delivery. SuTh 11 a.m-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 2580 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina. 662-0777. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 6696999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern - American. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka`anapali, 6613123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$ Saigon Seafood - Vietnamese. M - Sa 10 a.m. - 10 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 888 Wainee St., Lahaina 661-9955. $$

Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Th-Fr 10 p.m.- 1 a.m. late night sushi and appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 600 Office Rd., Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$

Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $

Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. Daily, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$

Sunrise Cafe - Casual American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Tex Mex BBQ - BBQ by smoker oven! Daily, 11 a.m.9 p.m.. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Kaànapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tony Roma’s - Steaks, ribs and bibs. Nightly 5:309:30 p.m. 736 Front St., Lahaina. 661-7600. $$$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Kaànapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heroes. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Waineè St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

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Clean your Beach Saturday (Sept. 8) Noon, at Kamehameha Iki Park, Front Street Lahaina [VOLUNTEER] We all know Maui no ka oi. We’ve got the best people, the best weather and all the best beaches. But sometimes those beaches need a little help to stay pristine. So it’s time to lend a hand at the Third Annual Lahaina Town Beach Clean Up, sponsored in part by the Santa Fe Cantina, the Kokua Hawai`i Foundation and more. Now you might think there are more relaxing or enjoyable things to do on a Saturday afternoon, but I beg to differ. This year there’ll be tons of giveaways from local retailers and great food donated from some of Maui’s best restaurants, live music and at sundown–when the beaches and streets from Puamana to Mala are cleaned up and looking fine–a screening of Quicksilver’s new flick Young Guns 3 will be projected onto a 14-foot video screen, so you’ll see lots of Maui surf action. Oh, and they’re also showing The Goonies! Yeah, The Goonies! Lahaina Skate Company will be on hand to take all of you recyclables (read: that mound of beer cans in your back yard) off your hands, and they’ll put the profits from the redemption towards a future skate park project in Lahaina. So come down with your crew (and the evidence of last week’s rager) and spend a fun day at the beach, get yummy local grinds, cool free stuff and feel good about pitching in to keep Lahaina clean. Email Matt Lane (m_lane@hotmail.com) for more info. [JESSICA ARMSTRONG]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS by Starr Begley

Masochists in Action!

Necking at the Drive-in

Saturday (Sept. 8), 5:30 a.m. from Kahului Airport to Hana

Saturday (Sept. 8), 6 p.m. at Maui Community College

[RELAY] I can take jabs at long distance runners because I used to be one. In fact, I was a really good one. I may not be able to walk up the street without feeling like my liver is going to blow up nowadays, but I used to kick ass. The 36th Annual Hana Relay is back with six waves of runners heading out from Kahului in the wee hours of the morning. There will be a max of 125 teams with six runners each. No road closures are scheduled and the best place to check out the action is Baldwin Beach park, the Haiku Community Center or while snarfing down breakfast in Paia town. All joking aside, it sounds like a fantastic run. The views alone and the different climates are enticing. In fact, I just may bust out the old running shoes and… Nah. Runners may register until Sept. 7 at Runner’s Paradise at the Maui Mall. 877-5300 for more information.

[FAMILY FUN] Okay, so it’s kind of hard to neck with munchkins bouncing around in the backseat. Believe me, I’ve tried. But just because it’s hard to feel amorous with the peeps around, it doesn’t mean you won’t have a good time trying. MauiFEST and MCC get together again to bring you another family night at the Drive-in with food, music and three award winning films: Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone, Soul Surfer and The Shimmering. Remember, Sorcerers Stone is the Harry Potter movie where things aren’t so spooky and Daniel Radcliffe is still little and adorable instead of oddly hot and tempting… so it’s okay. Admission: $5 walk in, $20 per car (all you can fit), kids under 12 are free. Call 573-5530 or visit mauifest.net for more details.

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An Evening with Wailea 670 Monday (Sept. 10), 6 p.m. at the Kihei Community Center [PUBLIC HEARING] You asked for it—this Monday the Maui County Land Use Committee will hold an actual public hearing during evening hours (in your face LUC Chairman Mike Molina!) on the proposal to build 1,400 luxury homes and a private, exclusive golf course on 670 acres of Wailea that include a huge swath of hitherto untouched native dryland forest that’s one of the most endangered ecosystems on earth. Finally, here’s a chance for people who have to work during the day to hear testimony and perhaps even put their views on the public record. Maybe even someone will ask Chairman Molina why it took him so damn long to hold a nighttime hearing on the biggest development project to hit South Maui in decades. The Kihei Community Center is located at 303 Lipoa St. [ANTHONY PIGNATARO]

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Sea Wees Wednesday (Sept. 12) 9:30 a.m., at the Pacific Whale Foundation’s Discovery Center, Ma`alaea [KEIKI] Children are like sponges. They quickly absorb all the naughty words, bad habits and annoying mannerisms around them. My little brother, for example, called our new kitten “damn, stupid cat” for weeks after she shredded my favorite sweater. Given the opportunity though, they’ll also soak up the positive stuff. That’s why the Pacific Whale Foundation’s Sea Wees program is cool. It’s a chance for impressionable little minds ages three to five to learn about sea creatures, the ocean and protecting our ecosystems. This month’s watery theme, “Go With the Flow: Stream to Sea,” will teach kids about the unique animals that chill out in streams before cruising out to the deep blue, and what happens to them after reaching the open ocean. They’ll also get to take a field trip to ‘Iao or Waihe`e stream for an upclose and personal view of the cycle of water in motion. It’s a great opportunity for your little ones to learn new things, and the words they pick up are all but guaranteed not to embarrass you in front of your mother. $10 per class or $40 for five. 249-8811. [JA]

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FILMCRITIQUE

BY COLE SMITHEY COLE@MAUITIME.COM

Crowe vs. Bale James Mangold reinvents Elmore Leonard’s western Director James Mangold’s update of Elmore Leonard’s 1957 short story 3:10 to Yuma is a gritty actionpacked movie that trades on the talents of its headstrong leading men. Russell Crowe effortlessly settles into the role of mastermind robber Ben Wade, whose days of killing and theft draw to a close after his capture at a brothel where he dallies too long.

3:10 to Yuma

★★★★★ Rated R/120 min.

Distraught rancher Dan Evans (Christian Bale) is on the brink of loosing his land to the railroad when he accepts the promise of a rich reward to help capture and escort Ben Wade as far as the 3:10 train to Yuma prison where he is to be hanged. Nevertheless, the handcuffed prisoner increases his chances of escape with every guard he eliminates during the intense overland journey. Dan’s disobedient teenage son Will (Logan Lerman) comes to his father’s aid, and proves to be an essential

asset before the train for Yuma leaves the station. Aside from a few plot pits, 3:10 to Yuma is a boisterous western with strong ensemble performances all around. Early on, ruffians set fire to Dan’s barn and he swears retribution that he is powerless to achieve. Since losing a leg in the Civil War, Dan wears a prosthetic limb that challenges his son’s doubts about his father. Even Dan’s wife (Gretchen Mol) has little faith in her husband’s ability to provide for their family. These are the ingredients of pathos that Bale skewers as a master of the unexpected emotion. 3:10 to Yuma sets itself apart from the archetypal revenge structure by pitting the notion of an ingenious bandit against an emasculated war veteran struggling to save his family. There’s a wealth of dramatic material here, and a large part of the film’s appeal comes from the duality between its notoriously contentious leading men. Crowe’s studied composure withers in the presence of Bale’s slow-burn tenacity even as Wade is sold as Dan’s physical and intellectual superior. Bale is the better actor, and you can see it in the way he manipulates nuances of motivation that leave a mark, while Crowe’s throwaway performance is smooth to a fault. Mangold (Walk the Line) sees where Elmore Leonard’s post-modern western strays from classical constraints of the genre, and is keen to emphasize an unconventional tone to the violence. Sequences of brutal action are treated with the desperation and intellect of the

Um, I’d find a better shield, if I were you...

characters, while staying true to their inherent cinematic energy. There’s a moment of fetishistic appreciation for the weaponry of the day during a payroll coach robbery that Wade commands before being caught. A shiny Gatling gun mounted in the coach promises to overpower the thieves, and the audience is invited to marvel at its impressive functionality. And yet, when Dan and his son come upon the heist

from afar, we share in accepting the dark allure of the crime that Will appreciates for its palpable excitement. Visually, 3:10 to Yuma is stunning. An undercurrent of excitement permeates every frame. A battle of wits between Dan and Wade lock the men in an extended duel that the audience is privy to on a subconscious level until the film’s last moments bring on a rush of realization. Justice is not what it seems. MTW

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MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema Wednesday, Sept 12 EL CANTANTE - R - Musical - Starring Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, this is a musical biography of the rise and tragic fall of salsa singer Hector Lavoe, the Puerto Rican pioneer of Latin music in the 1960s and 1970s. 116 min. (JESSICA ARMSTRONG)

New This Week 3:10 TO YUMA - (R) - Action - Christian Bale stars in this dusty Western about the complex dynamic between a rancher struggling with drought-ravaged land and the ruthless outlaw (Russell Crowe) he must transport to Federal Court in Yuma. 120 min. (JA) ARCTIC TALE - (G) - Family, Animation Nalu and Seela, a polar bear cub and walrus pup, face the forces of man and nature in an attempt to protect their icy Northern kingdom. Sounds cute in that “awwww, the ittybitty polar bear and walrus are making nice and not eating each other” kind of way. 96 min. (JA) THE BROTHERS SOLOMON - (R) Comedy - Though romantically challenged and lacking in basic social skills, brothers Dean and John are determined find a baby’s momma to satisfy their father’s dying wish to have a grandchild. 91 min. (JA) SHOOT ‘EM UP - (R) - Action - In this fast-paced flick full of carnage, car chases

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and, you guessed it, gun violence, an assassin is determined to kill an infant while our hero, with the help of a beautiful and maternal prostitute, is equally determined to save the newborn. 87 min. (JA)

MAUI FILM FESTIVAL Castle Theater, 572-3456 El Cantante - R - 5, 7:30

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Now Showing BALLS OF FURY - (PG13) - Comedy - A former professional Ping-Pong champion must battle the infamous Ping-Pong crime boss (Christopher Walken) in order to avenge his father’s death and save the sport from total takeover by the dark side. Riiiiiight. 90 min. (JA) BECOMING JANE - (PG) - Romance - 20-year-old budding author Jane Austen throws sense and sensibility to the wind when she falls for roguish Tom Lefroy against her parents artistocratic wishes. 112 min. (JA) THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM - Action (PG13) - Matt Damon is back to prove once again that he’s smarter than a room full of CIA agents and more bad-ass than a dozen super assassins. We’ll be watching for flashes of those awesome abs and glimpses of that tantilizing armpit hair. Awwwww yeaaaaaah. 111 min. (JA) DEATH SENTENCE - (R) - Thriller - Nick Hume (Kevin Bacon) transformes from a white collar gentleman to a shaved-headed gangster after witnessing something that changes him forever. Now he must step into the world of gang violence in order to protect his family. 110 min. (JA) HAIRSPRAY - (PG) - Musical - In 1962, Tracy Turnblad is a big girl with big dreams and even bigger hair, but size isn’t going to stop her from making it onto Baltimore’s hippest TV dance party. 115 min. (JA HALLOWEEN - (R) - Horror - Directed by musician-turned-film maker Rob Zombie, this remake basically follows same storyline as the 1978 version. Extremely dangerous psychopath Michael Meyers is mistakenly released from the institution his was placed in as a 10 year old boy. 109 min. (JA) HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX - (PG13) - Family - Now into their fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry and the gang are back for another round of crooked wizards, crazy demons and nasty teachers. On top of that, they’ve got to handle the outbursts of rage and nerve racking crushes that come with that oh-so-magical part of life called puberty. 138 min. (JA) THE INVASION - (PG13) - SciFi, Remake Staying awake is the only way to escape the extraterrestrial epidemic that grips the world when a spaceshuttle crash brings alien remains to earth. Nicole Kidman stars as a psycologist who’s battling the sandman in order to save her son. 93 min. (JA) LAST LEGION - (PG13) - Action, Adventure Betrayed by all allies, the Roman empire is threatened when power-hungry Barbarian forces capture the young emperor. Battle ensues. 101 min. (JA) MR BEAN’S HOLIDAY - (G) - Comedy - In his latest misadventure Mr. Bean takes his pale white

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Are you praying to my leftovers? ass to the French Riviera, making a perfect idiot out of himself the whole way. Someone should really lock him up. 88 min. (JA) THE NANNY DIARIES - (PG13) - Comedy - A New York University student shuns the business world and becomes an over-educated childcare provider to a neurotic upper East side family. 107 min. (JA) NO RESERVATIONS – (PG) – Comedy, Remake – Catherine Zeta-Jones plays a superstar chef whose life is turned upside down, while Aaron Eckhart plays a new sous chef who dances for coins. Well, maybe not that last part. 105 min. (Anthony Pignataro) RESURRECTING THE CHAMP - (PG13) Drama - A struggling journalist played by Josh Hartnett befriends a crazy old bum. The man turns out to be a former boxing champ who hit rock bottom and kept on going, and Hartnett needs to squeeze a career-saving story out of him. 111 min. (JA) RUSH HOUR 3 - (PG13) - Action, Comedy Detective Carter and Inspector Lee are back where they don’t belong - this time in Paris - and over their heads in trouble trying to save the life of an old friend while taking down a notorious crime ring. 90 min. (JA SEPTEMBER DAWN - (R) - Drama - The story of the massacre of 120 men women and children in the heart of Mormon Utah, set in the 1850s. 110 min. (JA) THE SIMPSONS MOVIE – (PG-13) – Animation, Comedy – Homer must save the world from some disaster he let loose. Sounds like every episode, which in this case, is a good thing. 85 min. (AP) STARDUST - (PG13) - SciFi, Romance - A love struck young lad goes on a quest for a fallen star, battling an evil witch and the three living and four dead sons of a king, all for the love of a beautiful but ice cold woman. And here I was thinking romance is dead. 130 min. (JA) SUPERBAD - (R) - Comedy - Two codependent and socially inept teenage boys learn they’ve got bigger problems than trying to get laid for the first time before high school graduation when they find out they’ll be going to different colleges. 114 min. (JA) TRANSFORMERS - (PG13) - Animation Intergalactic battle between the Auobots and Deceptacons is threatening Earth. Optimus Prime Rocks! 140 min. (LB)

EL CANTANTE WED., SEPTEMBER 12

5 PM , 7:30 PM

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UNDERDOG - (PG) - Comedy - A crime-fighting, talking, superhero dog gets adopted by a disbelieving 12-year-old boy and then tries to save Capitol City. 84 min. (JA) WAR -- (R) - Action - Jet Li stars asa notorious assassin who sets off a crime war between rival Asian mobs. Enter FBI agent Jack Crawford, who’s royally pissed that his partner was killed in the crossfire. 91 min. (JA)

Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) 3:10 To Yuma - R - F-W 1:30, 4:10, 6:55, 9:45 Arctic Tale - G - F-S 12:20, 2:35, 4:50, 7:05, 9:20; M-W 2:35, 4:50, 7:05, 9:20 Balls of Fury - PG13 - Th, M-W 2:40, 4:55, 7:10, 9:35; F-Su 12:25 2:40, 4:55, 7:10, 9:35 Becoming Jane - PG - Th only 1:30, 6:50 Bourne Ultimatum - PG13 - Th, M-W 2:40, 5:20, 8, F-S 12, 2:40, 5:20, 8 The Brothers Solomon - R - F-S 12:10, 2:30, 5, 7:25, 9:55; M-W 2:30, 5, 7:25, 9:55 Death Sentence - R - Daily 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30 Harry Potter - PG13 - Th only 1:40 Last Legion - PG13 - Th only 5, 7:35, 10 The Nanny Diaries - PG13 - Th 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10; F-W 1:30, 4:05, 6:45, 9:25 No Reservations - PG - Th only 4:10, 9:30 Resurrecting the Champ - R - Th only 1:30, 6:45 Rush Hour 3 - PG13 - Th 2:30, 3, 4:45, 5:15, 7, 7:30, 9:15, 9:45; F-S 12:45, 1:45, 3, 4:10, 5:15, 6:50, 7:30, 9:30, 9:45; M-W 1:45, 3, 4:10, 5:15, 6:50, 7:30, 9:30, 9:45 September Dawn - R - Th only 4:05, 9:25 Shoot ‘Em Up - R - F-Su 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10; MW 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10 Simpsons - PG13 - Th, Tu-W 2:35, 4:50, 7:05, 9:20, F-M 12:20, 2:35, 4:50, 7:05, 9:20 Stardust - PG13 - Th, M-W 3:30, 6:30, 9:25; F-S 12:35, 3:30, 6:30, 9:25 War - R - Th, M-W 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40; F-S 12:05, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40

KA`AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) Hairspray - PG - Daily 1, 3:55, 7:10, 9:50 Halloween - R - Daily 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10 The Invasion - PG13 - Daily 12, 5:20 Mr Bean’s Holiday - Daily 12:30, 2:45, 5:10, 7:25, 9:35 Superbad - R - Daily 1:10, 3:55, 7:15, 9:55 Transformers - PG13 - Daily 2:15, 7:35 Underdog - PG - Daily 12:25, 2:35, 4:45, 7, 9:15

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) 3:10 To Yuma - R - F-Sa 1, 4:05, 7, 9:55; Su-W 1, 4:05, 7 Balls of Fury - PG13 - Th, Su-W 1:45, 4:45, 7:45; F-Sa 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10:05 Bourne Ultimatum - PG13 - Th 1:15, 4:15, 7:15; F-Sa 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10; Su-W 1:30, 4:30, 7:30 Superbad - R - Th 1, 4:05, 7; F-Sa 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45; Su-W 1:15, 4:15, 7:15 War - R - Th only 1:30, 4:30, 7:30

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: MF until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm) 3:10 To Yuma - R - F, M-W 3:45, 6:45, 9:30; SaSu 1, 3:45, 6:45, 9:30 Balls of Fury - PG13 - Th-F, M-W 4, 7, 9:30; SaSu 1:30, 4, 7, 9:30 The Invasion - PG13 - Th only 3:45, 9:20 Resurrecting the Champ - PG13 - Th only 6:45 Rush Hour - PG13 - Th-F, M-W 4:15, 7:15, 9:45; Sa-Su 1:45, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 Superbad - R - Th-F, M-W 3:30, 6:30, 9:15; Sa-Su 12:45, 3:30, 6:30, 9:15

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7865 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Bourne Ultimatum - PG13 - Th-F, M-W 1, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15; Sa-Su 10:30, 1, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15 Halloween - R - Th-F, M-W 1:15, 4, 6:45, 9:20; Sa-Su 10:45, 1:15, 4, 6:45, 9:20 Shoot ‘Em Up - R - F, M-W 1:30, 4:15, 7, 9:30; Sa-Su 11, 1:30, 4:15, 7, 9:30 War - R - Th only 1:30, 4:15, 7, 9:30

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ART&ENTERTAINMENT

BY STARR BEGLEY STARR@MAUITIME.COM

Girl Power Paula Fuga’s Lilikoi Fair gives women hope and encouragement If I want to catch a fish, I must tend to my lo‘i. The fishpond will fill up and I can choose correctly. –Hawaiian verse in Paula Fuga’s Lilikoi Every time I turn on the radio, I’m reminded that my humps, bumps and ability to teeter on four-inch heels while wearing nothing but a pair of bootie shorts and lace bra makes me an interesting and desirable person. If a girl’s not careful, over time she runs the risk of becoming just a shell of the person she’s meant to be.

Lilikoi Fair Sun., Sept. 9 at Mulligans on the Blue, Wailea, $25, $20. www.paulafugamusic.com for more info.

Paula Fuga, the 2007 Na Hoku Hano Hano Award’s Most Promising New Artist, understands this way of thinking and wants to change it. Her first annual Lilikoi Fair–a three-day, three-island event will kick off and help pave the way to materializing Fuga’s Lilikoi Foundation–is designed to empower Hawai‘i’s women. The lineup includes Fuga, Tempo Valley (only on Oahu) the sultry voiced Micky Huihui of Ooklah the Moc, New York songstress Sparlha Swa, the conscious New York poetry duo Climbing PoeTree, Hawai‘i’s allfemale acoustic trio The Girlas (who were featured at this year’s Kokua Festival) as well as (on Maui only) Kahala of the band Lawa. The fair will also include a fashion show by female designers Kealopiko. “When I wrote the song ‘Lilikoi’ [title track to her debut album], I was kind of brokenhearted as far as love goes,” Fuga says. “I got concerned, it was like these thoughts that were getting me down weren’t my own thoughts, but other peoples thoughts about me. And I realized that I had to put a stop to that.” Talking on the phone with Fuga, I got a mean case of chicken skin. She’s soulful and poetic but still has a great sense of humor. We talked story about life for women, like how sometimes you choose not to go someplace cool

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because you feel like you have to stay home and do something practical like laundry. And when did “girls night out” turn into getting wasted at the club to booty music? “It’s called ‘Lilikoi’ [Foundation] because I talk about how women need to take care of themselves first,” she says. “I see the lo‘i–which is me, myself. The fishpond is always built at the mouth of the stream and the nutrients flow from the lo‘i into the pond to make it rich and healthy. Then when the little fish swim through the makaha [sluice gate] to eat the nutrients from the lo‘i they get too fat to swim out. Basically it means that people are attracted to confidence and that happiness is very attractive. But for that to happen, I knew I had to work on me first.” Fuga envisions a “Lilikoi House”—a place where women can hang out, take classes, have office space, and talk story. And she’s taking the first steps to nurturing the foundation that will support it.

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“I see big open spaces,” Fuga says. “I want a kitchen where women can cook and a big ‘Lilikoi Closet’ where people can donate clothes and women can come and take what they want and need. I picture a backyard with a clothesline and some washers because I never want someone to not be able to come to a class because the gotta stay home and wash clothes. You know? Come do laundry and better yourself.” What’s more, Fuga doesn’t want there to be financial requirements on who can come to the Lilikoi House. “You don’t have to be rich, you don’t have to be poor,” she says. “Just be a woman.” MTW

Upper right: Paula Fuga with ukulele, surrrounded by The Girlas (upper left), Lawa (below The Girlas), Sparlha Swa (Lower left) and Climbing Poetree (Lower right)

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O-Shen 1 Rebel I like O-shen. Before I’d ever heard his name I grooved to some of his older music without even realizing it. I frequently bother my roommate, who’s got more knowledge of Hawaiian music in his pinky finger than I’ve got in my entire body, by asking “Ooh, who’s this?” every time O-shen’s deep voice pops up on his playlist. Now I have vivid daydreams where O-shen spies me sitting on a deserted beach with a flower behind my ear and falls madly in love with me. I am so totally kicking myself for not calling in sick to work last month when he played a show at the Hard Rock Café. These days, 1 Rebel is permanently pouring from the speakers of my island cruiser on my early morning drives from Lahaina to Wailuku three times a week. 1 Rebel is a great blend of the elements of roots reggae rhythms, chill Jahwaiian acoustics and R & B beats. He sings in Hawaiian, Papua New Guinea pidgin and English–a mix about as complex as his own origins. Missionary parents in the jungles of Papua New Guinea raised O-shen. He didn’t speak English well until moving to mainland America, which is also where he picked up his rap and R&B influences. Then he moved to Hawai‘i… and well, you get the picture. The result is an irresistible collection of tracts, ranging from the very danceable “Girls,” featuring reggae guru Elephant Man, to the tranquil (and daydream-inducing) Pacific Island vibes of “Anapanapa.” O-shen introduces his album by singing “Music is a weapon of mass instruction” in his title tract, “1 Rebel.” Many of the lyrics follow in this Jamaican style, speaking on cultural identity and human rights for indigenous people, such as those on the reggaefied “Revolutionary Soldiers” and “Babylon Dread,” featuring Bunny Rugs from 3rd World. Outspoken is a good word to describe O-shen’s lyrics, and his boldness culminates in “Never Seen A Ghetto” when he claims that real poverty is only found in third world nations and that we Americans, with all our clean water, could never understand true ghetto life. Then there are the love songs. There’s the soft-spoken, soulful “Lady Lover” and the sweetly romantic “Aiwara,” an acoustic lament of the one who got away. To end the album on a ukulele-infused Hawaiian note, he gives us “Anapanapa”– the song that puts me right back into that deserted island fantasy. MTW

College Football Starts and resumes Saturday, Sept. 1st. We’re showing UH LIVE on Sunday, the 2nd!

NFL Kicks off it’s Season Next Thursday with a full Slate on Sunday! Every Game Being Shown in HD!

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Get Ready for the Week 1 ACtion!

Thursday, September 6th NO @ IND 2:30 PM Sunday, September 9th PIT @ CLE 7:00 AM TEN @ JAC 7:00 AM PHI @ GB 7:00 AM NE @ NYJ 7:00 AM CAR @ STL 7:00 AM KC @ HOU 7:00 AM MIA @ WAS 7:00 AM ATL @ MIN 7:00 AM DEN @ BUF 7:00 AM DET @ OAK 10:15 AM CHI @ SD 10:15 AM TB @ SEA 10:15 AM NYG @ DAL 2:15 PM Monday, September 10 BAL @ CIN 1:00 PM ARI @ SF 4:15 PM DON’T MISS A GAME OR A MEAL!

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 09/06

Friday 09/07

Saturday 09/08

Sunday 09/09

Monday 09/10 – Wednesday 09/12

AMBROSIA

Estee Graham No cover, 10pm

Earl Love No cover, 10pm

Bobby Ingram No cover, 10pm

DJ Del Sol No cover, 9pm

MON-The Sisters Grimm, 9pm; TUE-Sonny B & Friends, 9pm; WED-Sal Godinez & Joe Benedett, 9pm

BADA BING’S

Dirty Thursdays 10pm

WILD 105.5 10pm

Flirt Party 10pm

1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011

1945 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 875-0188

BUBBA GUMPS

Scotty Rotten No cover, 9pm

889 Front St., Lahaina - 661-3111

CAFE MARC AUREL

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S

Marty Dread $7, 9pm

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

MON - Marc Wilde, No cover, 9pm; WED - Marc Wilde, No cover, 9pm

Marc Wilde No cover, 9pm

Wine Tasting

MON - Open Mic Night No cover

Innavision $15, 10pm

DJ Fernando $5, 10pm

WED - Ladies Night w/ DJ Boomshot $10, 9:45pm

Versatile $10, 10pm

Northshore Buzz $7, 10pm

MON - Reggaeton w/ Bad Influence, $7, 10pm; TUE Anuhea & Vince Esquire $5, 10pm

28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA

WED - Ultra Fab Night, 10pm

COMPADRES

Salsa $5, 10pm

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

COOL CAT CAFE

Howard Ahia No cover, 9pm

Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

Dave Carroll No cover, 9pm

Howard Ahia No cover, 9pm

Gail Swanson No cover, 9pm

MON - Dave Carroll, No cover, 9pm; TUE - Jazz, No cover 9pm; WED - Sonny B, No cover, 9pm

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Marty Dread, $10, 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

BIG SHOWS Watching Birth - Sept 1, 15 & 29. This play by Karen Brody is based on real birth stories a la the wildy popular “Vagina Monologues.” From the warm and fuzzy to the heartbreaking, eight Maui women, including popular Mana’o FM radio personality Kathy “Tita” Collins, will perform the stories to benefit Women Who Care, an organization that is dedicated to empowering women in need. I’ll be there to see how many men in the audience can resist squirming during the vivid portrayals of life’s greatest miracle. Tickets: $25, $20. 5 p.m., Iao Theater, 283-3500. Reservoir Dogs - Sept 7, 8 & 9. I’m very interested to see how this brilliant American noir film has been adapted for the stage. In true Quentin Tarantino style, the movie had a non-linear story line and so much violent crime it made your head spin. I had to watch it three times just to get the gist. Basically, it’s the story of what happens before and after a badly botched jewel heist. Tickets: $20, $15. 7:30 p.m., Iao Theater, 344-5367 Minyo Matsuri - Sunday, Sept 9. 150 dancers from Japan and 50 from Maui will come together in colorful costume to perform the recital Minyo Matsuri for the 30th anniversary of Nakayama Minyo-Kai Hawai’i Shibu. The afternoon will be filled with several beautiful folk dances from the various prefectures of Japan under the leadership of sensei Mrs Ken Tasaka. Tickets $20. 1 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Lilikoi Fair - Sunday, Sept 9. At this event celebrating the empowerment of women through culture, art and music there will be plenty of lady-driven entertainment, including Paula Fuga, Micky Huihui, female vocalist for the roots reggae band Ooklah The Moc, Lawa with sassy female vocalist Kahala Smith, and touring songstress Sparlah Swa from New York. There will also be a fashion show to lure the ladies, with pieces from three female designers, and a good portion of the proceeds will benefit the Lilikoi Foundation, a non-profit that supports women in transition. Tickets: $25. 4 p.m., Mulligan’s on the Blue, Wailea, 874-1311.

TICKETS ON SALE Coconut Cabaret - Thur., Sept 13. Manhattan Mama Productions continues their monthly avantgarde comedy acts with “The Asian Double Diva Show,” featuring the hilarious Roy Cruz from LA and local funny girl Ariana, who recently moved to LA from Oahu. Be warned: this show may contain explicit and risque material. Well, I should certainly hope so! Tickets: $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. “How Far is Heaven?” - Fri., Sept. 21. Grammy winners Los Lonely Boys are bringing

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their“Texican” sound here on their whirlwind summer tour for their sophmore album”Sacred.” Hermanos Henry, Jojo and Ringo Garza have played their electric blues/rock/latin fusion music on stages with big names like Willie Nelson, The Rolling Stones and Carlos Santana, and this time they’ll share the spotlight with Hawaiian songwriter John Cruz, who’s also got an album on the way. Great, now I’m going to be singing “Heaven” in the shower for weeks! Tickets: $55, $50, $45. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. MauiFEST - Sat., Sept 15. There will be plenty of free films, great music and ono food at the Moloka’i Film Festival. A few of this year’s flicks are: “The Shimmering,” “Heart of a Soul Surfer” and “Hawaii: Message in the Waves.” Live music will include slack key master Cindy Combs and Grammy winners John Keawe and Keoki Kahumoku. Also look forward to hula performances by Ulalena performers. Free. 4-11 p.m., Kaunakakai Ball Park, Moloka’i, www.mauifest.net. Roundup Barbeque and Silent Auction Sat, Sept 15. The Maui Costal Land Trust is throwing a paniolo-themed party with plenty of traditional western and vegetarian eats and great country music. Get roping lessons from Hall of Fame cowgirl Rose Cambra Freitas while supporting the mission of the trust to protect Maui County costal lands. Enjoy the music of Grammy winning slack key guitar master George Kahumoku, Jr. and dance to the Country Nights band. Tickets $50, 6 p.m., Maui Tropical Plantation, 244-5263 Aerosmith - Wed., Sept 26. Sure, the “Bad Boys from Boston” were rocking skin-tight jeans and big hair on stage before I was even born, and, yeah, they had most of their major hits before I hit puberty, but I can still rock out on the air guitar and lipsynch to “Sweet Emotion” and “Dude (Looks Like a Lady)” with the best of them. Probably better than you can. They’ll only be playing here on Maui and this has gotta be the biggest show of the year, so don’t miss your chance to see Steven Tyler’s chops in all their horriffic glory. Tickets: $125, $85: reserved seating; $65: general admission. 7 p.m., War Memorial Stadium. MACC 242-7469. Sheila Chandra - Fri, Sept. 28. and Sun, Sept. 30 - Historic first Hawaii performance of the legendary female Indian-English world fusion vocalist/recording artist on Peter Gabriel’s Womad concert tour. Billboard Magazine says that she has “one of the most beautiful voices on earth.” Tickets: $26 in advance. 7 p.m., call 575-9390. EA Sports Maui Invitational - Nov 19-22. If you don’t want to miss out on the action hurry and get your hands on booster tickets and single game tickets for this fall’s college basketball tour-

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nament games. This year’s lineup for games at the Lahaina Civic Center includes, but is not limited to, teams from Duke, Marquette and Oklahoma State. Space is filling up fast, so you don’t want to wait on this one. See you courtside. Get tickets at www.mauiinvitational.com or Oahu Travel, 808-826-3822.

EVENTS THURSDAY, SEPT 6 Singles Investment Club - Learn about investments and meet new friends. Free. 6 p.m., Casanova’s, Makawao, 214-5082. Folksong Cirlce - Every first Thur. Come sing and listen to folk music. 6:30 p.m., Roselani Pl., Wailuku, 575-9695. Say Om - A release event for the new Meditations of the Heart CD, “The Journey,” with five guided meditation experiences by Diana Velva. Free. 7 p.m., Unity Church of Maui, Wailuku. Come Out and Play - Every Thu. Elizabeth Ann Brandon, MA wants to make friends with your inner child using cognitive therapy, hypnosis and transactional analysis. Free. 12-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424. In the Green - Every Thu. No where to go Upcountry during the week? Oh, contraire, my friend! Get a group of people together and head over to Sunny Maui Specialties and enjoy pupus, food and music. BYOB, and some for me. Free. 69 p.m., Sunny Maui Specialties, 81 Makawao Ave, 573-2375.

FRIDAY, SEPT 7 Seeing Stars - Programs in the Park presents “Hawaiian Navigation” star program at Hosmer Grove Campgrounds. Program is free, park entrance is $10 per vehicle. 7:30 p.m., Haleakala National Park, 572-4452. Biofeedback - Every Fri. Mary Higgins, QXCI/SCIO practicioner, helps you rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled word. Walk-ins only. Free. 2-5 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424. Contact Improvisation - Every Fri. Sounds dirty, doesn’t it? Actually, it’s exercise meets dance, meditation and stretching. By donation. 45 p.m., Maui Lotus Yoga, Kihei, 874-9642. Stellar Rejuvenation - Every Fri. Experiance the natural healing benefits of soliton lasers. Free. 4-6 p.m., The Studio Maui, 575-9390.

SATURDAY, SEPT. 8 Hana Relay - See “Masochists in Action,” [pg. 22] 5:30 a.m., Kahului Airport to Hana, 877-5300. Lahaina Beach Cleanup - See “Clean Your Beach,” [pg. 21]. Noon, Kamehameha Iki Park, Front Street.

Concerts on the Crater - A concert series to raise funds for Maui Future Arts, a music school and cultural center designed to promote performance arts that will offer free classes to qualifying children. This weeks performance: Haiku Hillbillys. 5:30 p.m., Alelani, 14801 Haleakala Hwy., Kula, 878-8714 Drive In Movie - See “Necking at the Drive In,” [pg. 22]. $20 per car, $5 walk in. 6 p.m., Maui Community College, 573-5530. Dance Party - Come shake your booty, get down and jiggy with it at the Island Rhythms Dance Pary, with dance host Korey Dolinsky and DJ Martine from Holland. Non-alcoholic beverages and snacks provided. $10. 7 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 214-4921. Cinema Night - Every Sat. Cafe Mambo will be hosting an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21 and older crowd. This week’s flick: Woody Allen’s “Annie Hall.” 9 p.m., 30 Baldwin Ave., 579-8021. Jam Session - Every Sat. Musicians are invited to head on down to Waikapu and jam away with other players. I used to live next door to the community center down there and I swear, it was like a free concert every weekend. Oh hooray! Bring a chair and your instrument. 3 p.m., Waikapu Community Center, 269-2704.

SUNDAY, SEPT. 9 Couples Investment Club - Learn about investments and meet new friends. Free. 2:30 p.m., Matteo’s, Wailea, 214-5082. Baby Boomer Group - Good fun for those born approximately between 1945 and 1955. Come for lively discussion, potluck and networking with “the generation that rocked the world.” 4:30 p.m., call for details, 573-5313. MAPA Annual Garden Party - This 19th annual benefit for the Maui Academy of Perfoming Arts will include a chef’s festival, live and silent auctions, “fresh art” painted on location, and live entertainment. Tickets: $65, $55. Yokouchi Family Estate, Wailuku, 244-8760. Food Facts - A screening of “The Future of Food,” a film that examines the complex web of market and political forces that are changing the way we eat, with guest speaker State Rep. Angus McKelvey. 7 p.m., The Pioneer Inn, Lahaina, 269-3421. Tantra Temple Services - Every Sun. Embrace the spiritual essence of all faiths with tantra, an ancient high-spiritual practice. Free. 10 a.m. Lemurian Center, 2138 Vineyard Street, Wailuku, 244-4921, 244-4103. Drum Circle - Every Sun. Bring yor drum and beat away with others in the community. Free. 4 p.m. - sunset, Kamaole Point, Kihei, 298-9022. Line Dancing - Every Sun. Practice your “tush

DA KINECALENDAR push” ya’ll and come on down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons, 6:30 p.m. followed by dancing from 7-8:30 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall.

Monday, SEPT. 10 Public Hearing - See “An Evening with Wailea 670,” [pg. 23]. 6 p.m., Kihei Community Center. Flamenco for Beginners - Every Mon. Rosalind Modica teaches the passionate and powerful movements of exotic dance from Spain, Morocco, India, Persia and other far-away lands. $18. 7:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

TUESDAY, SEPT. 11 `Ohana Connection - Every Tue. Breakfast to promote the health and well being of all Maui residents. 8:30 a.m., 986-0209. Find Yourself - Every Tue. Hannah Hammerli digs deep to find your hidden issues using the Gesalt Process and Dream Teknding. Walk-ins only. Free. 12-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424 Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Every Tue. Support the kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching their polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids. 5:30 p.m., Napili Kai Resort, 669-6271. Global Folk - Every Tue. Get down, international style. Maui International and Israeli Folk dancing group is holding fun dance sessions. Free. 58 p.m., Shalom Synangogue, 634 Alulke St., N. Kihei Rd., 874-5397.

will hold a support group for parents of premature babies. Parent education, info and skills. 5:30 p.m., Imua Family Services Anuenue Room, 870-0115. Keiki Issues? - Every Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strongwilled children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6-8:30 p.m., Hui Malama Learning Center, 298-5050. Bisque it Baby - Every Mon. Sometimes, as a mom, all you might need is a little time to do something creative. Get together with other Moms and babies and paint something!- Maybe a mug or a teapot and de-stress. Studio fee is Free. 9-11 a.m., Kids and Company, Maui Mall, 877-7819. Toddler Tuesdays - Every Tue. Toddlers are insane. Seriously, as a mother of two I can vouch that they are without rational thought. Let them do their thing and cruise with the other crazies for storytime, juice, cookies and painting. $15, 10-11 a.m., Kids and Company, Maui Mall, 877-7819. Music Menagerie - Every Tue. A music inspired hour of dance, storytime, puppetry and interactive play for little ones and their parents. $15, 9:15 a.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390. Kids Love Music - Music Together Maui offers early childhood music programs for infants, toddlers, preschoolers and kindergarteners and the adults who love them. Come play with instruments, sing, chant and dance. For more info call 248-7549 or visit www.musictogethermaui.com.

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In the Green - Every Tue. No where to go Upcountry during the week? Oh, contraire, my friend! Get a group of people together and head over to Sunny Maui Specialties and enjoy pupus, food and music. BYOB, and some for me. Free. 69 p.m., Sunny Maui Specialtie, 81 Makawao Ave, 573-2375

Healthy Body - Wed., Sept 12. Discover how vitamins and minerals work in the body as Steve Blake, Sc.D., presents facts from his new book, “Vitamins and Minerals Demystified.” Free. 7 p.m., Cameron Center Auditorium, Wailuku, 298-8544.

Learn Folk Dancing - Shake it folk style with the Maui International and Israeli Folk Dance Group. Learn folk dances from around the globe. 5 p.m., Beit Shalom Synagogue, 634 Alulike St., Kihei, 874-5397.

Got Money? - May I have some? Before you answer that, check out this Maui group that focuses on economic solutions, and visions-- dialog and a readers circle too. Various times, Island Wide locations, 573-3250 for more info.

WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 12

Socrates Cafe - Practice the Socratic Method in a dialog group with a goal of improving your questioning ability. This means expanding on the, “Why, Mommy, why?” technique. Various times and locations. Call 573-3250 for details

Water Babies - See “Sea Wees,” [pg 23]. $40, $10. 9:30 a.m., Pacific Whale Foundation’s Discovery Center, Ma’alaea, 249-8811. Ayurvedic Consultations - Every Wed. Margo P. Uma Gal, CAP., offers up wisdom on diet and lifestylefrom over 20 years of experience as a Ayurvedic Practitioner. Walk-ins only. Free. 10 a.m.-1 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 573-2424. WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. 6:30-8 p.m., 891-6770 ext. 2. Dance Lessons - Every Wed. Open registration to learn the cha-cha and foxtrot. $50 for three months. 6:30-9:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 879-0555.

ENVIRONMENTAL Film Screenings - Tues., Sept 11. Two films, “Hidden Dangers in Kid’s Meals” and “Islands at Risk” will be shown for all those interested in the effects of experimenting with genetically modified corn in Maui County. Free. 6 p.m., Maui Learning Center, Wailuku, RSVP 244-6119. Got Boxes? - You can recycle them, and all kinds of packing material, before they start multiplying like bunnies! Business, Etc., 2020 Main St.,

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Keiki Shots (Central Maui) - Every first and third Wed of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 12-3 p.m., Wailuku Health Center, 984-8260. Story Time - Every Thursday there’s keiki story time and crafts. 10 a.m., Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana, 665-1114. Premature Babies - First Thu of every month Imua

Coastal Restoration - Every Fri. Habitat restoration at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m., Waihe`e, 244-5263. Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get free info about marine life and answers to all those pesky questions about Maui’s reef environment that keep you up all night. The Pacific Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are definitely smarter than a 5th grader. The question is, are you? Free. 8 a.m.-1 p.m., Ulua Beach Wailea, 249-8811. Save Honolua - Every Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed deveopment of Honolua Bay. This week’s guest speaker: Coucilman Danny Mateo. 6:30 p.m. King Kamehameha III School Cafeteria, 611 Front St.Lahaina. Save the Forest - Every Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove. Transportation is provided. Bring warm clothes, long pants and closed boots. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m., Harbor Shop, 300 Ma’alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m., Upcountry Tavares Community Center. Goes until noon. 856-8341 to reserve spot.

a.m.-4:30 p.m.; Sun 12-4:30 p.m. These hours can change due to events. To double check you can call, 270-6135.

ART SWOON - Now - Sat, Sept 29. A display of sophisticated urban artwork by New York artist SWOON as well as work created by Maui youths she mentored. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, Makawao, 572-6560. Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. 6:30p.m., Front Street, 661-6284. WOW Wailea - Every Wed. Meet artists, shmooze, admire art, drink wine and eat pupus. 6:30 p.m. The Shops of Wailea, 874-8583. Art Show - Ongoing through Aug. Internationally reknowned painter David Lee is displaying a collections of paintings that interpret the tranquility of nature. Quan Gallery, Front Street, 667-2575.

POETRY STAGE Casting Call - Professional Artists of the Pacific, LLC is currently scheduling auditions for male barbershop quartet singers for MAPA’s production of “The Music Man” which will play at the Castle Theater in February. Email admin@proartspacific.com for more info.

SPORTS

Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114. Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852. Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your original work, your favorite poem, or just come to be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, 662-3950.

Surfing Contest - Sat., Sept. 8. The Peter Miller Foundation is hosting the Third Annual Shorebreak Classic surfing contest at Kalama Beach Park in Kailua, with divisions for groms, boys, girls and juniors, to promote both the sport of surfing and the foundation’s charitable efforts in memory of Peter Miller, Jason, Bogle and David Aluli. Entry forms are available at HIC surf shop in Kailua, Oahu. Register now. Walk, Run, Train - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300. Tai Chi - Every Tuesday. Practice the 36 movements of the “short yang” style of tai chi chuan. $10 per class. 5:30-6:30 a.m., Unity Church Wailuku, 242-9327. Pool Hours - Besides the fear of contracting super-strain uku’s, I really enjoy a good swim in a public pool. Sometimes the thought of dealing with sand is just too much to bear. Kahului, Kihei, Lahaina, War Memorial, Pukalani, anthe Old and New Wailuku Pools: M-W, F, S 9 a.m-4 p.m.; Th 10

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After-School Help - Every Mon-Fri Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911. Keiki Shots (West Maui) - Every first Tue of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 9-11 a.m., Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center, 984-8260.

Wailuku, 242-8200.

r. Blake will present fascinating facts from his new book, Vitamins and Minerals Demystified. Discover how vitamins and minerals work in the body. Learn which foods have nutrients crucial to enhancing energy and fat burning. An interesting PowerPoint presentation will show which foods are important soures of vitamins and minerals.

D teve Blake, D. Sc. has authored over a S dozen major publications, including Healing Medicine. He lectures nationally and internatially about how to stay healthy and holds doctorate degrees in naturopathic medicine and holistic health.

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DA KINECALENDAR The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 09/06 HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

Tony Ray No cover, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Booze Braddas No cover, 9pm

DJ El Gato $10, 10pm

DJ El Gato - Dub World No cover, 10pm

Vince Esquire No cover

Kenny Roberts No cover

El Vato Loco No cover

Crunch Pups No cover, 10pm

Sirus B. Posse $5, 10pm

Danny Murray No cover, 10pm

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Saturday 09/08

Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

JACQUES KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Friday 09/07

KIMO’S

Gina Martinelli No cover, 9pm

Sonny B No cover

TUE - Da Ha-y-ans, No cover; WED - Chico & Da Kine; No cover MON - DJ Chronic, 10pm WED - Danny Murray, $5, 10pm

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

LAHAINA COOLERS Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

LIFE’S A BEACH

MON - Open Mic, No cover, 10pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn, No cover, 10pm; WED - DJ Nexus, No cover, 10pm

Rampage

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

LIQUIDS

Club Dance $10, 9pm

Jazz Night $10, 9pm

49 East Lipoa St., Kihei - 875-0880

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Monday 09/10 – Wednesday 09/12

Maui Underground No cover, 9pm

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

LOBBY LOUNGE

Sunday 09/09

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 9-11:30pm Johnson, 9-11:30pm

Open Mind Open Mic - Every Mon. Open Mind Open Mic with spoken word, poetry, comedy—whatever you have to say here’s your chance. 7:30 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091. Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome. Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com.

Club Dance $10, 9pm Nils & Anastasia 9-11:30pm

in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800. Uncle Charlie’s Corner - Sat. Kahu Charles Kauluwehi Maxwell, Sr. talks story. 6-10 a.m., KNUI 900 AM.

WED - Ballroom & Country Dr. Nat, 9-11:30pm

MON - Nils & Anastasia, 9-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 9-11:30pm

Cool Cat Cafe - Sun, Wed - Erik the Whale Sharks; Mon, Fri - Dave Carroll; Tue - Jazz Night; Every other Thur - Howard Ahia and Erin Smith (alternating); Sat- Howard Ahia, sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908.

Maui Matters - Sat-Sun. Pacific Radio Group News Director Wendy Osher discusses local issues. 1-2 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Ernest Pua’a; Sat, Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,“TBA”; Tue, Albert & Roy; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaanapali Parkway, Building P, Kaanapali, 667-6636.

Spanish Language - Sat-Sun. carlos David Hernandez discusses news and plays music in Spanish. 2-4 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd., 667-0787.

Japanese Language - Sun. Yumi’s long-running Japanese language show. 7-8:30 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri, Peter DeAquino. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811.

Talk of Maui - Mon-Fri. Fred Guzman talks local, state and national poitics and issues. And every Thursday morning at 7:30, listen as Fred grills Maui Time’s own Anthony Pignataro on the latest issues of the day. 6-8 a.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Save Honolua - Every Wed at 8 p.m and Thu at 7:30 a.m., AKAKU Channel 53.

Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy, Building J, Ka’anapali, 661-4495.

Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145.

Isana Restaurant - Daily, 9 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Road, Kihei, 874-1811.

Poetry Reading - Every second Thu Maui Live Poets Society hosts an open poetry reading on the West side. Free. 6:30- 9 p.m. Lahaina, 661-0517

TV/RADIO Filipino Language - Mon-Fri. Fred Duldulao, Leo Agcolicol, Rey Patao and Maggie Evangelista host a Filipino language talk show. 4-6 a.m.; 7-10 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Mind Body Spirit - Every Mon from 6:30-9:30 p.m., Tue from 11 a.m.-2 p.m., and Thu at noon. Liah Howard, psychic and guests. KAOI 1110 AM. Maui Time vs. Ed & Greg - Every Mon at 10 a.m. join MTW’s Associate Editor Starr Begley as she talks about this week’s issue with Maui’s most notorious radio personalities. WILD 105.5. Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787. Words of Peace - Every Wed-Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 8:30 a.m. Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084.

Free Zone/ Zona Libre - Every other Sat. A multi-lingual, multi-cultural radio program featuring world music, fresh thought, live interviews with local and international artists and NO commercial breaks. 6-10 a.m. Mana’o Radio 91.5 FM.

KARAOKE Kobe Japanese Steakhouse - Fri-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. Lulu’s - Wed, 7 p.m., 1941 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-9944. Sansei - Thu-Fri, 10 p.m., 600 Office Road, Kapalua, 669-6286; Thu-Sat, 10 p.m. Kihei Town Center, Kihei, 879-0004. Tiffany’s - Daily, 9:30 p.m., 1424 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 249-0052. Unisan - Thu-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

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Conversations with Friends - Every Thu. Mary Omwake and James Jacobson interview New Thought leaders. 11 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.

Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m. KAOI, 1110 AM.

Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troup; Thu, Sat, Sun, Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855.

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SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon, Boy Kana’e and Ka’Uhaneleo; Sat, Braddah Frances and Friends; Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m. Sun, Teri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 244-8844. Cafe Cafe - Tue, Joshua. Fri, Omar & Friends. All sets 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-4700. Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Fri, Salsa & Latin; Sat, “Tory Smith”- Island music. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, Kihei, 875-2910. Gian Dons - Wed, Sat, Earl Love & Ken Stover; Thu, Bobby Ingram; Fri, Nezzo. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041 Longhi’s - Sat, acustic music. 9 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883 Ma’alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206. Moose McGillycuddys - Sat, Anuhea; 5-7 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600.

Longhi’s - Fri, Crazy Fingers; Sat, Scotty Rotten. All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288.

Mulligan’s on the Blue - Fri, Wailea Nights; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers; Mon, Gypsy Pacific; All sets 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131.

Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri, Nino Toscano; Sat, Wed, Marvin Tevaga; Mon, Brian Haia; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473.

South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony & Peter; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Road, Kalama Village, 874-6444.

Moose McGillycuddy’s, Kihei - Sat, Anuhea; Sun, Teri Garrison. All sets 5-7 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd, 891-8600.

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Sun, Mon, Brian; Wed, Sat, Merv Oana Thu; Fri Margie; Tue Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983.

Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahiana - Fri, Llayne & France; Sat, Mark & Mike; Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., 667-7758. Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thu-Fri, Wailea Nights; Sat-Sun, Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m.; Mon, Gypsy Pacific, 7 p.m.; Tue, Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m.; Wed, Joyce and Gord, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil; Sat, John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincade Basques; Sun, Andrew; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 6:30 or 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiilani Road, Napili, 669-1500.

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Ramen & Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd, 874-6284.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6:15 p.m. , Sat Tarvin Makai 6:15 p.m.1237 L Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774. Café Marc Aurel - Sat, Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. Mañana Garage - Mon, Neto & Friends. 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220. Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka'ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat, Bradduh Francis, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.

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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 09/06 LONGHI’S

Friday 09/07

Saturday 09/08

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Monday 09/10 – Wednesday 09/12

Crazy Fingers $5, 10pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S

Neto Latin Salsa No cover, 9pm

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

The Willy’s No cover, 9pm

Sexy Saturday’s No cover, 10pm

WED - Hip Hop & Flip Flops, $7, 10pm

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MON - Salsa,TUE - Rainbow Night

33 Lono Ave, Kahului - 873-0220

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DJ Joe Joe 9pm

2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600

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DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

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Wee D’ono No cover, 10pm

Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

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DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

Vince Esquire Band No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Mello Yello, No cover 9pm; TUE DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm, WED - DJ Mellow Yellow, No cover, 9pm

Haiku Hillbillys No Cover, 9pm

Celtic Tigers No cover

Lilikoi Fair

MON - Gypsy Pacific, No cover; WED - Irish Rovers, No cover, 9pm

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

Hazmatt No cover, 10pm

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

MON - Junior Guys, No cover 10pm; TUES - The Irish Rovers, No cover, 10pm; WED - Open Mic

DJ Nutmeg No cover, 10pm

DJ El Gato No cover, 10pm

744 Front St., Lahaina - 661-9090

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Live Jazz No cover, 9pm

Three Amigos 9pm

Flava Zone 9pm

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Backyard Sessions 9pm

MON - Dollar Balla; $5; TUE - Silky Ringo

DJ Durty No cover, 10pm

Freaky Friday w/DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm

DJ Magnetic, DJ Del Sol No cover, 10pm

Kanoa of Gomega No cover, 10pm

MON - DJ JP, No cover, 10pm; TUE - DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

PARADICE BLUZ 744 Front St., Lahaina - 667-5299

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

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DJ Blast, $15, 9:30pm

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

No Remorse No cover, 9:30pm

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UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys Randall; Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Tue, Green Room Blue; Wed, Eddie Float; Saturday, Joshua. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua’a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KA`ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0011 Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m. ■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.

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WED - John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m. ■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Kaanapali Parkway, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets. Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly. ■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. TueSun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m. Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka`anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000

Crunch Pups No cover, 9:30pm

Mark Epstein & Friends $3, 9pm

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■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Kekaa Drive, Kaanapali, 661-3611

John Moore Project No cover, 9:30pm

SOUTH MAUI ■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly. ■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 875-1234

DJ Shark in da Water No cover, 9:30pm

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3550 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL

5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele Òhana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m-1 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Ron Kuala’au; Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele Òhana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed, Mele Òhana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) One of my favorite Virgos was born on September 11th, decades before it became infamous in 2001. Now her birthday is completely eclipsed. I reckon she ought to change it, just as you should do what you can to escape whatever’s keeping you from having a special day of your own. Virgos suck at taking time for themselves, and you’re so unstintingly generous that it’s hard for us to get a good deed in edgewise. Let us give you a day (at least) that’s devoted to your happiness and wellbeing. A birthday is a convenient and familiar excuse to do just that, so make sure (by whatever means) yours falls on a day when nothing else will get in the way.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) You haven’t lost your game, though it may feel like it. It’s just that your ruling planet (Venus) is in retrograde, moving backwards and fouling up even your most tried-and-true techniques for charming people and getting things done. Luckily, Venus is set to pull out of that depressing slump on the 7th, and all your old tricks should start working again (assuming they ever did)—if, that is, you haven’t let self-doubt settle in under your skin. That would botch all your best-laid plans far more effectively than any measly astrological forces ever could.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) According to Biblical apocrypha, the Grigori were angels who rebelled against God. They had sex with humans (giving birth to giants called Nephilim) and taught people all the stuff that God wanted kept secret from them, like the arts of cosmetics and war. I understand why God might have wanted to keep his children innocent forever, but every kid needs a rebellious big brother or wild aunt who’ll teach him to smoke pot and listen to decent music. Some of you Scorpios, like the Old Testament God, can sometimes be a bit jealous regarding your partners, children, and even friends and resent it when they’re exposed to things you don’t approve of. It is, however, inevitable. Resisting it will only lead to more rebellion. I suggest that even if you can’t exactly support and enable this kind of thing, at least get out of the way.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) People who are able to perform prodigious feats of memory are occasionally simply quite gifted, but more often have simply mastered intelligent tricks that help their brains better retain long strings of information. You’ve relied on your natural talents more often than is wise, so you’ve failed to develop the kinds of skills that help less gifted people keep up. Imagine how much you could accomplish if you picked up a few of those kinds of tricks, ones that might magnify or build upon the talents you’ve already got.

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Most of the people you know respect you. Most of them probably like you too, but how many of them know you like them? How many actually feel close to you? I know you’re a private (and busy) person, but do yourself a kindness and open up a little this week, would you? It’s not necessary for success, nor even necessarily for your happiness (though I’d bet it’d make your life feel richer). However, can you deny that it would raise the sum total of joy in the lives of those around you? I think it would, and there’s no good reason to deny them that, is there?

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) What if children were taught to truly value difference, creativity, and independent thought? They are, superficially, but the underlying lessons they learn are more about conformity and toeing the line. Remember: “Which of these things is not like the other? Which of these things does not belong?” Imagine how great it might be if both cooperation and extreme individuality were widely encouraged and celebrated, rather than an emphasis being placed on “fitting in.” “Normal” and “average” are boring. This week, do what you can to make sure the extraordinary and unusual get the kind of validation they deserve.

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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Sometimes being sick isn’t such a bad thing. Having a cold, for instance, can be an excuse to wallow in bed, play hooky from work, and do the things you really want to do, guilt-free. Some Pisces even make themselves sick simply to acquire such an excuse. This, however, shouldn’t be necessary. You simply need occasional periods of intense downtime, and you shouldn’t have to make yourself physically ill to get them. Do what you’ve got to do to get what you need, but surely there’s a way without resorting to such extreme measures.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) You can’t quantify love, and asking those who care about you to do so just isn’t fair. I know sometimes you simply want some kind of proof that people really give a shit, but pushing them to extremes so they’ll “prove it,’ is a terribly bad idea. Asking for sacrifices as demonstration of fidelity was petty and horrible even when the Old Testament God did it; how much better do you think it would make you look? Loads of love is about trust and faith, and if you really require proof of that, consider the possibility that maybe you’re simply looking for love in the wrong places.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) True courage is doing whatever’s right regardless of whether anyone will know about it. True generosity is the same; giving a gift with an expectation of anything—even a thank you—isn’t quite as altruistic as giving one anonymously, so the beneficiary would never even know where it came from. How well-rooted are your principles? Studies about altruism show that for most people doing what’s right often depends on whether or not other people will know about or acknowledge it. This week, try to do the right thing in a way that takes social factors out of the equation. Make praise, recognition, and appreciation irrelevant.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) It’s one thing to live in the moment, Gemini, but it’s another thing to fail to prepare for your own future. I don’t even mean specifics, necessarily; I mean that some of you are in denial about one of life’s basic truths: everything changes. You won’t be able to continue on as you have indefinitely, whether it comes to your sex or love life, your job, your looks. Even your habits will have to change. A smart Gemini plans for this. She gives herself some options. Have you done the same for yourself? If not, devote this week to coming up with some good ones.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) You’ve heard of taking things one day at a time. Sometimes though, even that’s too much. You might have to resort to taking things one minute at a time, or even one second at a time. Concentrate on visualizing yourself on the other side of whatever miserable mud-pit you find yourself in, and just slog through it without looking too closely at just how much misery lies between you and that distant endpoint. How much can you handle? A second? A minute? Then take that on, and worry about the next minute when you have to. Eventually, you will get to the other side.

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3rd ANNUAL LAHAINA BEACH CLEAN-UP Saturday, September 8th at 12 Noon. Located at Kamehameha Iki Park next to 505 front Street in Lahaina. This is a Green Event.

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