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HOTELS, NOTELS And in more bad news for the tourist industry, Dowling and ML&P drop a notch on news that hotel occupancy throughout the state is still dropping. According to a Sept. 4 online Pacific Business News posting, the occupancy rate on Maui is running at 70.1 percent—down four points from the same period last year. Over on Oahu, the rate is a little bit better—70.4 percent—but it was 76.4 percent this time last year. Oh, and room rates themselves are rising: of Kauai, the Big Island, Oahu and Maui, guess who has the most expensive average room rate? You’re exactly right: we do, at $231 a night! The next priciest island would be Kauai, with an average room rate of $197 a night. MTW

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How a cultural specialist became the Superferry hearings’ unsung hero At the end of a long first week of testimony in Judge Joseph Cardoza’s Circuit Court hearings on Hawai‘i Superferry, Leslie Kuloloio of Kahului took the witness stand. His testimony as a fisherman and cultural practitioner went unreported in the media, but made a great impact on those listening in the gallery. “Uncle Les” was the third kanaka maoli (Native Hawaiian) to testify as to whether Hawai‘i Superferry should operate their inter-island fast-ferry service while preparing a Supreme Court-ordered Environmental Impact Statement (EIS). (Like Uncle Les, I was on call most of the week. I testified at the end of the day on Friday as a witness to the Mayor’s Office and Maui County’s position dating back three years that a full EIS should be required for Hawai‘i Superferry and Kahului Harbor impacts.) Earlier, Iokepa Naeole spoke of his own childhood growing up and around Kahului Harbor, and of his Hawaiian Outdoor Education (HOE) program—a hands-on program that teaches 16 children how to paddle, surf and fish. Naeole once told me that when ‘Iao Stream ran to the sea without any diversions or concrete waterways, Kahului Harbor was fed by the fresh water of underground springs. His father said it was possible for a person to dive to the bottom, open his mouth and drink the upwelling fresh water. Kema Kanaka‘ole of Hana was also concerned about the Superferry’s impacts. He said people in the Hana ahupua‘a (region) are “scared” of the Oahu passengers that will be driving to their area to hunt and fish. Kanaka‘ole’s wife and two children joined him in court; they wore bright red “East Side Hui” t-shirts, contrasting sharply with the blue Superferry logo shirts worn by the company employees watching the deliberations. Kanaka‘ole said he formed the Hui to educated visitors how to maintain the area’s ecosystem balance, which they rely on for subsistence fishing, gathering and subsistence hunting. Uncle Les had sat in the courtroom all week before taking the witness stand late Friday afternoon. Much of the hearings were tedious, as the State Attorney General’s counsel and

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LC Watch He was specifically talking about Kihei Kalama Village (KKV), but during the Sept. 12 Maui County Liquor Commission hearing, Commissioner Ron McOmber absolutely nailed the fundamental paradox facing every liquor licensee in the county. In a brief discussion on the current security situation at KKV with Gus Hoeft of Bada Bing and Dog & Duck Pub—both located in controversial shopping plaza—McOmber got a bit nostalgic over the old days when bar owners could give drunken customers coffee to sober them up. “But you can’t do that anymore,” McOmber said, pointing out that nowadays, LC rules prohibited bar staff from keeping intoxicated customers on the property. Of course, when these customers leave the establishment, McOmber noted, they become a problem facing the Maui Police Department. “This is a major problem,” McOmber said. Later in the hearing, Liquor Commission chairwoman Frances Meshulam seconded McOmber’s comments.

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Superferry’s lawyers objected to many lines of questioning from attorney Isaac Hall, working on behalf of three Maui environmental groups pushing for an EIS. But when Kuloloio took the stand, the room quieted to a hush. Defense lawyers respectfully remained seated. In customary Hawaiian fashion, Uncle Les described his lineage, sharing that his genealogy can be traced back 500 years. His family name traces to names of the ocean and fish, not Ali‘i names. Kuloloi‘o translates to “mind of the upright fish” as well as place names throughout the islands, including the Honolulu Harbor area, when it was still a vital reef and fishing grounds. He said his lineage is part of the old system of papa kai ‘ohana, or families of the sea. Citing the cosmology of the Kumulipo, or creation chant, which links all the elements, he said, “Our ancestors come from the deepest depths of the ocean.” Uncle Les said he’s familiar with fisheries on the dry and wet sides of the island. His mother’s side of the family ranged from the Wailuku ahupua‘a to Hamakualoa, while his dad’s side encompassed shoreline areas from Ma‘alaea to La Perouse, including Kaho‘olawe. The maka ‘ainana were the traditional “eyes of the land.” As coastal inhabitants, they held knowledge of the resources of each

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ahupua‘a stretching from the mountains to the sea. “I’ve been a subsistence fisherman and cultural practitioner for the past fifty years,” Kuloloio said, now a youthful 66 years old. He related that the near-shore fisheries from Hulu Point (near Waihe‘e) to Ho‘okipa Park “subsidized the deep sea fisheries… I’m very concerned of the see HERO, page 11

In the by-the-book world of the LC, bar owners and staff are constantly monitoring all their customers, ejecting anyone at the first sign of intoxication. There is no sober-up grace period, in which a drunken customer is allowed to sit at the bar and drink water or coffee—any and every intoxicated customer must leave the premises immediately, or the establishment could face stiff fines and license suspensions. But in the real world, those tossed from bars for intoxication get into fights in parking lots or attempt to drive drunk. Indeed, MPD stats show a number of drunken fights in the KKV area throughout July and August of this year, but McOmber’s “major problem” goes far beyond South Maui’s densest concentration of bars. And it will continue until the LC finds a way that allows licensees to deal with intoxicated customers in a way that doesn’t endanger the public.

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ply do not show up. The problem is compounded by the fact that Norway has no separate law requiring them to report. Said a regional prison director, “It’s difficult to make plans for the prison terms when we have no idea who will show up and who won’t.”

NAUGHTY TV, HAWAI`I STYLE The Federal Communications Commission famously imposed heavy fines for “indecency” against CBS for the brief, inadvertent glimpse it offered of Janet Jackson’s right breast during the 2004 Super Bowl. But the same “indecency”-concerned agency issued a routine official notice in July listing call letters of TV stations it had recently approved, including, for a proposed station in Honolulu, KUNT. (The applicant, headquartered in Skokie, Ill., withdrew the requested letters when the Honolulu StarBulletin publicized the FCC’s notice.)

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BRAND-NEW FETISHES Verle Dills, 60, was arrested in Sioux Falls, S.D., in July after police found numerous homemade videos of Dills having sex in public with “traffic signs.” And Jeff Doland of Uniontown, Ohio, was arrested in July, caught in an Internet sting after he flew to Miami thinking he had arranged to pay a “mother” to let him photograph her two adolescent daughters while she periodically pushed them underwater because he “liked watching the bubbles.” MTW

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and, apparently, imu rock spots. But the AG’s office? Ultimately, the AG and Awo work for the same boss—that would be Governor/Superferry booster Linda Lingle—so their moves to keep Awo from talking about the Superferry’s actual environmental impacts look, well, really, REALLY bad. Then again, this same administration is also trying to fast-track the EIS—according to today’s Honolulu Star-Bulletin, state Transportation Department officials have even asked if they can ignore Hawai‘i’s procurement laws and give a million-dollar, no-bid contract to the firm Belt-Collins to do a “determination on the impact of ferry operation at the harbor [in Kahului] and whether the use of the state facility will necessitate further study and mitigation measures.” Tell me—are there any state laws the Lingle Administration does want to enforce?

Damn librarians!

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WEDNESDAY, Sept. 12 Can you tell the Lingle Adminstration’s heart isn’t in the Superferry Environmental Impact Statement (EIS)? Does it show that they would rather just forget about the whole thing, unanimous Hawai`i Supreme Court ruling or not? I mean, on Tuesday Superferry attorneys—backed by guys from the state Attorney General’s office—tried to keep Randy Awo, the state Department of Land and Natural Resources (DLNR) chief conservation enforcement officer, from testifying before Judge Joseph Cardoza about the alleged Oahu imu rock smuggling operation he and his agents busted open the day the Superferry came to Maui. I can understand the Superferry lawyer’s hesitance to hear Awo—his actions give tremendous credibility to residents worried that the Superferry will speed the trampling of secret fishing, surf

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So this morning Fred Guzman opened his morning radio show (The Talk of Maui, Fox News 900, KNUI) with his concerns that we as Americans were getting a little too blasé about civil rights—a little too quick to hand them over in exchange for security. I don’t know why he’d be concerned about this, unless he read yesterday’s Associated Press story on the state Board of Education Special Programs Committee’s decision to all school administrators to use drug-sniffing dogs and carry out “unannounced” locker searches. “We support any type of action or initiative that will deter the whole notion of having drugs on campus,” Valerie Sonoda of the Hawai`i State Parent Teacher Student Association told the committee, according to the AP. Since drugs are obviously the greatest threat to human history since Hitler, Stalin and galloping dandruff, obviously we should send in the dogs and bust open the lockers whenever the principal feels like it and, oh, what the hell—let’s also censor the school paper, expel students for dress code violations and ring the campus with metal detectors, armed guards and more dogs, except these will kind of look like Hitler and will have galloping dandruff. Now that sounds like a safe, drug-free place for our kids to learn about stuff like the Bill of Rights and Martin Luther King, Jr.

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You know who’s the big winner in all the chaos over the Superferry, right? Cary & Eddie’s Hideway in Kahului, that’s who. Have you traveled through the restriped intersection of Pu‘unene and Ka‘ahumanu? If you want to turn left from Pu‘unene onto Ka‘ahumanu and you’re not too careful, you’re going to end up in the dedicated lane that heads straight into both the Superferry entrance and the Hideaway. Since few cars these days are headed to the Superferry, that means the potential for tons of new business for Cary & Eddie’s! They can’t lose… unless Hawai`i Superferry, Inc. executives make good on their threat to leave the state if they’re forced to stand down for the EIS preparation. According to today’s Honolulu Advertiser, Superferry bosses “have told the state Senate they need to know within the next six weeks whether they can operate or they have to leave the islands.” If that happens, the state might just go ahead and re-re-stripe the Pu‘unene intersection to the way it used to be and that would be terrible! Well, for Cary and Eddie’s...

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SUNDAY, Sept. 16 Man, Hawai‘i is on the cutting edge for civil rights—and I do mean edge. And you thought drug-sniffing dogs in the schools were all we had to worry about. Not even close! “Hawaii now has the dubious distinction of being the first state ever to subject its teachers to a blanket policy of random drug testing,” American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) official Graham Boyd said in a recent press release from the organization’s state chapter. Needless to say, the ACLU finds random drug testing of anyone—including librarians—to be offensive. But he, we don’t care anymore about civil rights, so this isn’t a problem, right?

MONDAY, Sept. 17 Kids are our future, you know. Well, them and the librarians.

TUESDAY, Sept. 18 This just in: the state now says it wants competitive bids for an EIS on Superferry harbor improvements. Isn’t life grand? Anthony Pignataro did speak up when they came for the librarians, even though he was not a librarian. MTW

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Eddie’s after all: with all the contempt for irony we’ve come to expect from desperate public officials, Governor Lingle has asked the state Legislature to hold a special session to pass a special law granting a special exemption to Hawai‘i Superferry, Inc., allowing the company to run their fast auto ferry service as usual while state officials do an EIS on their fast auto ferry service, according to today’s Honolulu Star-Bulletin. “The court is not the last say,” Lingle told the paper. “It is the opinion of the court at that time. I don’t think anybody should feel that there is anything wrong with the Legislature passing a law to overturn what the court said.” Woohoo! For years now, Lingle and her minions have been whining that asking for a Superferry EIS was “singling out” the company, since (much slower) cruise ships and freighters never had to do environmental studies. But now, given the Hawai‘i Supreme Court’s recent unanimous ruling calling for an EIS, Lingle is now singling out the Superferry for special treatment. Show of hands of those surprised? Anyone?

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impacts to our resources, from the deepest to the shallow.” Kuloloio said Kahului Harbor was a fishery before it was a harbor, and supplied the Kanaha fishpond (now a wetlands reserve). Hawaiians didn’t have harbors, he said: “They’d hapai (carry) their canoes onto land, so not to upset the fisheries.” When the sugar industry came, their railroad transportation systems disrupted the traditional practices of native Hawai‘i, building a coastal corridor from Haiku to Paia, Spreckelsville and Kahului. Where the makaha system, or sluice gate for the fishpond once stood, a railroad now sat. “It changed the whole ancestral, traditional system of my marine ancestors,” Kuloloio said. The kohala, or whales, were also part of that ocean family, and were called the “directors of life.” “I’m concerned about this new kind of super wa‘a or canoe that will bump, injure or kill the whales, my ocean ancestors,” Kuloloio said. Kuloloio believes those arriving on the Superferry will visit areas where Maui still has the kind of resources that may have vanished from Oahu. “So there’s a chance where the families, the residents of Oahu visiting Maui will come to the place to pick opihi, come to the place to pick the number and varieties of seaweed, limu that we have on Maui,” he said. “Of course, if my place has no more, come to the other place.” “Maui has to protect our resources,” Kuloloio said. “Every island has kuleana (responsibility) to protect their resources.” Protection of cultural places and practices is something Uncle Les has diligently pursued. He’s an original member of the Protect Kaho‘olawe ‘Ohana, dating back to 1976, and his grandfather and grand uncle helped establish place names there. He worked to preserve the King’s Trail in South Maui, establishing Hui Alanui O Makena in 1985, when Seibu—then the Japanese owners of Makena Resort—sought to close a portion of Old Makena Road. Uncle Les also worked with the Ritz-Carlton Resort towards proper treatment of hundreds of burials found in Kapalua. He worked to establish protocol and procedures for handling native Hawaiian iwi (bones) and artifacts, and is a member of the Maui-Lanai Islands Burial Council. He said he’s also honored to have been able to return the bones of

Hawaiian ancestors from the Bishop Museum to Moku Papapa, at the furthest reaches of the Northwest Hawaiian Islands. Kuloloio also served on an advisory board that sought participation from indigenous people and people of color. From 1989 to their issuance of a final report in 1995, he met with the Federal Facilities Environmental Restoration Dialogue Committee (FFERDC). Mandated through the Departments of Defense and Energy, the FFERDC sought to establish proper guidelines and principles for handling pollution caused by the military. It helped set the rules for the Kaho‘olawe cleanup after decades of naval bombing practice. “I’m also concerned that Hawai‘i Superferry represents a supership that will change its role and purpose to a military use, without any input for Native Hawaiians in the process,” Kuloloio said. Kuloloio believes in-depth public involvement is necessary to resolve the questions about Hawai‘i Superferry, and to try to put things in balance as we change. “We need to begin the ancient ways of building and developing trust,” he said. “We don’t want to go back to the old ‘D.A.D.’ system of Decide, Announce and Defend. What we need is more studies through an EIS that will govern change of impacts on our ocean resources to feed future generations.” While Uncle Les passionately spoke in Circuit Court, he turned and directly addressed Judge Cardoza; most witnesses faced the lawyers questioning them. The gallery was very quiet during his testimony, except for the sniffles behind me of a local woman moved to tears by his words. At one point, he spoke of “quivering like a naka” (sea slug), which does so as a defense mechanism when threatened. “I’m quivering right now because I have no clear answers to what this Superferry will do to my deep sea ancestors, my marine life, my genealogical family,” he said. The connection is very important, he told me later. He learned traditional, cultural practices from his mother, who learned from her mother before that. “The naka and the loli [sea cucumber],” he said, “were among the first sea creatures ever put in my mouth. “We are all stakeholders,” he continued. “We need to follow na ho‘ohanohano i na kupuna, which is honoring the knowledge of our ancestors. We need public participation, especially from those who continue the lifestyles of their kupuna. I am afraid for imbalances, rapid changes, alterations. This is beyond the 2050 Plan, beyond GPAC [General Plan Advisory Committee], beyond highway planning. It’s about the way and lifestyles of our Hawaiian Islands.” MTW

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ennis John Kucinich likes Maui. “I’ve been here at least once a year for the last five years,” Kucinich said during a visit last weekend. “There’s something very special about Maui that lends itself to creating a new world.” Of course, except for the delicate lei wrapped around his neck, his pin-stripe shirt and dark blue trousers looked way more Washington, D.C. than Wailuku. But can you really expect a visiting presidential candidate—even one as radical as U.S. Congressman Kucinich (D, Cleveland)—to dress down in front of a crowd of fans? In this time of perpetual, unending “War on Terror,” Kucinich—a longtime vegan, organized labor advocate and unapologetic leftist—has positioned himself as America’s premier peace activist. Referring to himself as “The Aloha Candidate” during a Sept. 14 KHNL interview, Kucinich and his wife Elizabeth have been touring Hawai‘i. Last weekend, they made a few stops on Maui, appearing at a rally, press conference and a couple fundraisers.

There are few more polarizing presidential candidates out there than Dennis Kucinich, though even today, few have heard of him. Dubbed “the one percent candidate” in 2003 by reporter Charles Bowden in the progressive magazine Mother Jones (“He’s a vegan and of course, no vegan can be elected president,” Bowen pointed out with more than a little sarcasm), Kucinich seems forever banished to the wings of the electoral stage. His MySpace page currently lists 31,234 friends, including musicians Avril Lavigne, Ani DiFranco and Willie Nelson—popular names, sure, but hardly those political analysts associate with future presidents. And though he gets considerable TV time (he’s a favorite whipping boy of Fox News in general and Sean Hannity in particular), Kucinich never came close to beating John Kerry—or Howard Dean, John Edwards, Wesley Clark, Joe Lieberman, Bob Graham or Richard Gephardt, for that matter—in the race for the 2004 Democratic nomination.

Hardship and Kucinich are old friends. When he was in the sixth grade, he spent five months—including Thanksgiving and Christmas—in an orphanage. Before he got elected to office, he worked as a caddie, sportswriter and municipal court clerk. He first won elected office at the age of 23 and became mayor of Cleveland at 31— the youngest person ever to run a major American city—then lost the job four years later after the city slid into bankruptcy, which voters blamed (unfairly, as it turned out) on his refusal to privatize the city’s power utility. Elected to the U.S. Congress in 1996, his financial disclosure forms show him to be one of the least wealthy representatives. Journalists repeatedly call him “diminutive” (he’s five-foot-seven), “Dennis the Menace” and, most unfairly, “unelectable.” When he ran for president in 2004, he won Maui County in the Hawai‘i Democratic Party Caucuses and not much else. While preparing for this story, I told four people I know—all young, educat-

ed and liberal—that I was going to write about Kucinich’s visit. Two had only a vague notion of who Kucinich was, and the other two had never heard of him at all, though one brightened when she heard he’s a vegan.

Sept. 14, 2007. 1:53 p.m. Akaku Studios, Kahului Billed as a live, televised press conference, there seem to be more activists in the audience than members of the press (confession: office work prevented me from attending, but I was able to email a few questions to producer Dave Coennen and watch the event on Akaku). Supposed to start at 1:15 in the afternoon, Kucinich was late coming from a Democratic Party luncheon, and the thing didn’t get started until nearly 2 p.m. Now I’ve seen Kucinich talk many times on C-Span, Fox News and when he campaigned on Maui three years ago, but until the press conference I’d forgotten how utterly depressing his uncompromising view of America and its troubles can be.

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7:43 p.m. Maui Community College, Pa`ina Food Court As Kucinich slowly walked among the couple hundred people seated in the college’s cafeteria, talking in a slow, soft cadence without notes, I was struck by how much he reminded me of one of those self-help gurus you see on PBS during pledge drives. His words were lofty, even New Ageish. “[War is] a disconnection from our higher potential,” he told the mostly hippie crowd. “A misunderstanding of our higher purpose.” People nodded as Kucinich began using phrases like “the imperative of human unity” and “exploring the interi-

Vietnam War was winding down, Senator George McGovern lost a bid to unseat Richard Nixon by one of the largest margins in history. In 1948, embattled President Harry S. Truman beat back former Vice President Henry Wallace, who told the voters the cold war would lead to a “century of fear.” Still, Kucinich plowed on during his MCC appearance, rattling off positions would make even a moderate’s head spin:

Kucinich with wife, Elizabeth

or geography of self.” There are few places in the U.S.—even including Cleveland—where Kucinich can talk like this in public without getting scoffs, guffaws and outright cries of “Commie!” But this is Kucinich’s ideological base. The Maui residents packed in the Pa‘ina Food Court are true believers—for them, Congress needs to impeach President Bush and get out of Iraq RIGHT NOW THIS SECOND. Don’t even ask them what they think of attacking Iran. When Kucinich came to his trademark line, “It’s not just the war in Iraq we must end—we must end the use of war as an instrument of policy!” the food court erupted in applause. As though he was feeding on the reaction, Kucinich’s cadence increased dramatically. “So many Americans have bought into this war on terror,” he said. “[We must] reject the fear that has been dropped over this country like some kind of dark cloth… I’m talking about an America that can be free of the violence [and]

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reconnect with the world community.” As he often tells his audience (he mentioned it all three appearances I witnessed during his visit), Kucinich was the earliest voice in Congress denouncing Bush’s invasion of Iraq. He wants all the troops out now—not redeployed to Kuwait or Afghanistan, but out of the Middle East entirely—and he’s the only Democratic presidential candidate currently advocating such a move. In addition, he wants “the abolition of all nuclear weapons”—a position also not shared by his fellow Democratic candidates. Kucinich wants no more Halliburton contracts, private mercenary corporations or secret assassination plots against accused terrorists. In fact, Kucinich wants nothing less than to “create a world where children don’t have to worry about perishing in one of these wars based on fear.” Progressives (those on the right call them “socialists”) have not done well in American presidential politics pushing these kinds of messages. In 1972, as the

• A “not-for-profit” health care system in which the federal government pays for all medical care. (“This is a racket!” he said, referring to the current system based on HMOs, pharmaceutical corporations and private hospitals. “It’s time that we ended it and reclaimed the health of this nation!”) • Immediate impeachment hearings against President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney. (“Our constitution must be redeemed as a sacred text that binds us as a nation,” he said.) • Focusing prison incarceration on rehabilitation instead of punishment, and giving ex-cons who’ve paid their debt to society “the chance to vote again.” The last point is as radical as they come in American politics, despite the fact that 20 nations—including Canada and Israel—actually allow felons to vote while they’re still in prison. But in purely political terms, the issue is pure gold for Democrats, since most political analysts agree ex-cons would overwhelmingly vote Democratic. In fact, in their the recent book Locked Out: Felon Disenfranchisement and American Democracy, researchers Jeff Manza and Christopher Uggen claim that had the state of Florida allowed ex-cons who already served their prison terms to vote during the 2000 election, Al Gore would have taken the state by

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“[I’m] rejecting war as an instrument of policy,” he said after describing all the things he’d do to end U.S. involvement not just in Iraq, but in all wars, counter-insurgency and counter-terrorist operations everywhere throughout the world. He even advocated ordering “the mercenaries”—private contractors—home and paying reparations to the Iraqi people. To Kucinich, the U.S. is an empire— the most economically and militarily powerful in history—irrespective of President Bush’s endless rhetoric about bringing democracy and freedom to the world. Kucinich wants nothing less than to break the back of the Pentagon’s control over the nation’s foreign policy. Since presidential campaigns have historically played on Americans’ desire for fantasy—such as Ronald Reagan’s many references, drawn from Jesus’ Sermon on the Mount, to the nation being a “shining city on a hill”— Kucinich’s repeated denouncing of American firepower and blood-letting can make for poor politicking. That he’s 100 percent correct is irrelevant— everywhere Kucinich goes he mentions that he was the first and, initially, only U.S. Congressman to vote against Bush’s invasion of Iraq. Even given the chaos and quagmire that grips us in that bloody country now, Kucinich is barely registering at the polls. Perhaps his wife can help. Back in 2004, Kucinich ran for president as a bachelor. But two years ago, he married the British-born Elizabeth Harper just a few months after meeting her (it’s her first marriage, his third). In a May 20 profile, the Rupert Murdoch-owned Sunday Times in London breathlessly reported that Kucinich’s wife is six feet tall, 31 years younger than her husband, has a master’s degree in international relations and sports a tongue stud. “I knew at once I really wanted to marry this man,” she told the paper. “When you know it, why hang around?” She is a striking woman with pale white skin and fire-red hair. I first saw her while watching a Daily Show bit in which Jon Stewart pointed out how the program director of a recent Democratic presidential candidates’ debate was obviously smitten with her, panning the camera to her first for reaction shots after Kucinich had answered a question, but then repeatedly returned to her face, even when other candidates were speaking. Kucinich and his wife sat close together during the Akaku press conference. Much of the time, they held hands, which the camera focused on now and then. “We need to stop meddling [in the world] and undermining democracy,” she said at one point, speaking in a measured, careful tone. “There is great hope in the world—we

30,000 votes, won the electoral college and been elected president.

Sept. 15, 9:01 a.m. Maui Time offices, Wailuku Kucinich in many ways is like the movie Patton. The film shows the tumultuous, violent career of General George S. Patton during World War II so well that both war-mongers and pacifists love it. I was reminded of this while checking my email. One of this morning’s messages, sent anonymously, contained nothing more than a link to the web address www.kucinich.com. Clicking it, I was presented with the word “TRAITOR” printed in bold red letters across a picture of a smiling Kucinich. Below that was another link, this time to a You Tube video. Running about eight minutes, the video—posted Sept. 15 by Rightangleblog, which bills itself as “the most popular conservative blog in Ohio”–is an obviously edited version of a recent interview with Kucinich in Syria. During the interview, Kucinich talks about a recent talk he had

with Syria’s President Bashar al-Assad about Iraq and the chance for Middle Eastern peace. “I believe that Syria has a very important role to play in bringing about stability,” Kucinich told the unidentified interviewer, who spoke with a thick British accent. “The United States must end the occupation [of Iraq], close the bases and bring the troops home.” From the video, it’s hard to tell exactly what was “traitorous” about the interview. The fact that he wants to end the war in Iraq? His willingness to treat Syrian President Assad like just another world leader? His use of the word “refugee” to describe the million and a half Iraqis who fled to Syria to escape the war? Or the fact that he has the temerity to say all this in Syria—a country the Bush Administration considers friendly to terrorists? In fact, there’s actually little in the interview that’s different from Kucinich’s standard stump speech on the war. Kucinich could have shown the video at the MCC gathering the night before, and it’s likely the crowd would have given him a standing ovation.

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Over the weekend, it’s gradually dawned on me that there might be a reason for Kucinich’s tremendous national unpopularity beyond his uncompromising leftwing views. His appearance on the stage at today’s Stand for Children Rally at the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center only reinforced that view. In terms of appearances by the candidate, this one barely qualifies, since Kucinich and his wife only spent about five minutes on

stage. But in that time, Kucinich referred to three separate pieces of legislation he’d introduced or co-sponsored in the last few years. At various times in his remarks, Kucinich told the mostly local crowd of about 50 that he’d authored a bill calling for “universal pre-kindergarten,” introduced HR 676, which calls for universal, not-for-profit healthcare and sponsored HR 808, which would establish a federal Department of Peace. He said the crowd should support Maui Family Support Services (the rally’s sponsor), but gave no reason why or described what they do, and soon after left the stage. Kucinich had been making various references to specific bills and policies all weekend. He brought up HR 676 during the KHNL interview Friday morning. During the Akaku press conference, in response to a question from Akaku CEO Jay April on how best to protect public access to the airwaves, Kucinich said he wanted to “go back to the spirit of the Federal Communication Act of 1934.” At MCC, he referred to HR 333 (impeaches Vice President Cheney), the aforementioned HR 676 and, in response to a question from a man who said he was a reformed drug addict suffering from mental illness, “The Mental Health Parity Act of 2007.” This tactic—answering emotional or even moral questions with references to arcane pieces of legislation—is very common among Democratic candidates. But according to the recent book The Political Brain by psychologist Drew Westen, it’s an e-ticket to disaster. Westen’s book is white-hot among Democratic Party officials and Washington insiders these days, and it’s easy to see why. Westen’s thesis is that voters make their decisions based on emotional instead of rational criteria. To use a simplistic but easily remembered example, given a choice

between a tough-talking, smirking quasi-cowboy who looks to his “heart” to make decisions (George W. Bush) and a Boston Brahmin who speaks in vague terms about the value of “public service” while ignoring sleazy television ads calling him a coward and traitor (John Kerry), voters will choose the cowboy every time, even if they disagree with his politics. The reason, according to Westen, is simple: the cowboy more closely resembles a human being. “We do not pay attention to arguments unless they engender our interest, enthusiasm, fear, anger, or contempt,” Westen wrote. “We are not moved by leaders with whom we do not feel an emotional resonance.” Candidates don’t build up emotional resonance with voters by quoting legislation. They do so by talking about their own experiences and feelings–by talking to voters the way one person talks to another. When asked about the nation’s dire healthcare crisis, Kucinich could have described his youth, when he was so poor he sometimes slept in the car. Or when the mental health question came up, he could have described hospitals he’d toured or patients he’d met. By my count, in all of Kucinich’s public appearances on Maui, he made just one emotionally resonating reference, and it was at MCC, where the crowd was so sympathetic they would have cheered him if he started reading names out of the phone book. Talking about the need to move America away from seeing military force as a solution to international crises, he spoke of a trip he and his wife took last year to Lebanon, which was still reeling from a brief but ferocious war with Israel. “We saw tens of thousands of structures flattened… just demolished,” he said. “Most of the arms [used by the Israelis] were purchased, or given, by the United States. And people were aware of it.” Kucinich said he and his wife traveled to a village one night that was so dark the only illumination came from his car’s headlights. The town square, he said, was now “a makeshift grave.” A sign placed on some rubble read, “America, this is your democracy.” Stunned at the sight of one young boy’s grave, Kucinich said he was comforted by one resident who, a few moments later, pointed out the graves of his entire family—killed, he said, in a bombing attack on the village. There’s no way to know if a Kucinich campaign focused on personal, emotional stories like that would win votes in moderate, middle America. Given the fact that voters twice elected George W. Bush despite his fundamentalist Christian, right-wing politics that lie far outside the mainstream of America, it certainly couldn’t hurt to try. MTW

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BY NANCY KANYUK NANCY@MAUITIME.COM

Slip Me the Tongue

Left: Combination Tempura Above: Akiko McDowell and Miwako Curtis enjoy a toast with their meal.

Adventuring into the delicious world of Izakaya Matsu ining out should be an adventure. You should be willing to try new things. Like tongue–cow’s tongue, to be more specific. Tastes like chicken. Okay, it tastes like beef. My celebration of tongue and other delicacies took place at a small Japanese establishment, located at the Azeka Plaza (makai side) in Kihei. It’s called Izakaya Matsu and it’s not your traditional sushi bar. In fact,

sushi makes up just a fraction of their interesting delicacies. I’m a huge sushi fan, so I’m pretty smug about the whole Japanese restaurant thing. I mean, once you know how to tell your tamago from your unagi, what’s the big deal? But I had the smug slapped right out of me when I looked at Izakaya Matsu’s menu. There was salmon skin salad, ika shiokara (salted squid), ochazuke (rice, salmon, salted plum and konbu), chijimi (Korean-style pancake) and beef tongue with salt, as well as lots of other not-so-exotic things like nigiri sushi, vegetable tempura, soft shell crab and miso butterfish. Shabu shabu—a soup in which you put thinly sliced beef or pork—is one of the specialties of the house. Loosely translated, shabu shabu means “swish swish,” which is the sound your soup makes when you move the meat back and forth. It’s meant for two or more and is prepared, by you, right at your table.

The sukiyaki, not to be confused with the shabu shabu, is another dish on the menu that’s meant to be shared. It’s meat, vegetables and sauce simmered in a skillet at your table. According to one of the owners, these are great dishes for a group of people—kinda like fondue, Japanese-style. And since there’s a minimum of two orders, you don’t eat these on your own. So if you’re there solo you’ll need to order something else off the menu.

Izakaya Matsu 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0990. $

If you’re interested in libations as well as food, you’re in luck. They offer 13 different kinds of sake, ranging from a modest $7 a glass to $30. When serving it, they place a small glass in a little square box and fill it to the top so the sake spills over. Once you finish the glass, you pour anything

left in the box into the glass and then drink that. Sake’s not for everybody, but they also offer shochu. That drink is distilled, rather than fermented, so it packs more of a punch. It’s best served with salted plum. Beer and wine are available if these don’t appeal. The word “izakaya” actually translates as tavern or pub; in Japan, these places are known more as drinking establishments. But here on Maui, owners Mr. And Mrs. Hideharu Matsumoto and Chef Masa have created a Japanese pupu bar with the feel of a restaurant. While the sake was a bust for me (I’m not a fan), I did enjoy everything else I sampled: miso soup with clams; a slightly pickled-tasting spinach dish; yakitori sticks; vegetable tempura; sushi; and, of course, the beef tongue with salt. The servings were pupu style and the service was excellent. My only complaint? I should have really gone for it. I tried the tongue, but I wish I’d also tried the arabiki sausage, ami-yaki, ika shiokara… MTW

Photos: Sean Michael Hower

Left: Chef Masa Right: Nigiri Sushi with a tuna roll

SEPTEMBER 20, 2007

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

DININGLISTINGS CENTRAL MAUI Ajiyoshi Okazuya Hawai`i/Maui Diner Japanese and local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:30-8:30 p.m. 385 Hoohana St., 5C, Kahului, 877-9080. $ Allrighht Grinds - Local plate lunches and chow fun. M-F, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Hobron Ave next to KT&S. 344-0239. $ AK’s Cafe - Locally inspired comfort food. Lunch, T-F, 11 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. and dinner (TSa)5-9 p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 2448774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului. 8729525. $ Archie’s - Japanese. M-Sa 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-Th, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Asian Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title. Daily, Rest.10 a.m.-9 p.m., Bar 11 a.m.2 a.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $ Auntie Pasto’s - Italian comfort food. M-Th 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su 11 a.m. - 9 p.m. Kaahumanu Center, 877-8711. $$ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort food. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available 7 days a week. 85 N. Church, Wailuku, 244-1124 or 276-2349 for banquets. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$

Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad bar, hot bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $ Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M, 7 a.m. - 4 p.m. Tu-Sun, 7 a.m. 4 p.m. & 5 p.m. 9 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-0073. $$ El Corita - Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 244-5993. $ Fernando’s - Authentic Mexican cuisine, M-Sa 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; 8:30 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Suite 164, Kahului, 873-7759. $ Fiesta Time - Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $ Fran’s Island Grill - Local. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; FSa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 2428580. $ Genki Sushi - Sushi. Su-Th 11 a.m. 9 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-3 p.m., 5-10 p.m.; Daily take-out only 3-5 p.m. Maui Mall, 873-7776. Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. MSa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 2448282. $

PRIME RIB DIPS AND MEXICAN FOOD

Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $

PUBLIC WELCOME

JB’s Kitchen - Local food. M - F 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; 5 - 8 p.m.; Sat 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 1546 Mill St, Wailuku, 244-9616. $

Kama’aina Okazuya Deli - Bentos, plate luches and sandwiches. M-F 6 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Corner of Mill St. and Lower Main St., 281-4213. $ Kahili - Pacific rim. Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Pupus daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$

Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway Buffet - Daily luch and dinner Hawaiian buffet and full menu. Tu-Sa 11 a.m.- 9 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 500 N Puunene Ave., Kahului, 8736555. $$ Club Diane - Pupus. Daily, 2 p.m.-2 a.m. 350 Hoohana St., Kahului, 871-2182. $

Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market St., Kahului, 243-5696. $

Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $

Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $

Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $

L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su-Th, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $

Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$

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Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. & 5 p.m.-9 p.m.; Sa, 10:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. & 5p.m.-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$

Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Su, M 7 a.m.-10 p.m; Tu-Th 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; F-Sa 7 a.m.-midnight. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, 877-5588.

Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Chinese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $

“Trinity’s Bruddahs”

Home Maid Bakery - Bakery, breakfast and lunch bentos. Daily 5 a.m.-10 p.m. 1005 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4150. $

Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $

Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $

Live Music with

Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Th 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. F-Sat 9 a.m.-12 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 8779033. $

Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$

Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$

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Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $ Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine. M-Sat 11 - 9 p.m. Sun 5 p.m.-9 p.m. Mon, Wed, Sat nightclub 9 p.m.-1 a.m.. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 8730220. $$ Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$ Market Street Cafe - Eclectic. M - F , 11 a.m.- 2:30 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822.

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MAUI TIME WEEKLY

SEPTEMBER 20, 2007

DININGLISTINGS Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $

Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 1740 Ka`ahumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $

Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $

Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi, Japanese. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Ka`ahumanu Center, 877-8744. $

Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean, local. M-F, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 249-2161. $

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Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 510:30 p.m. 70 E. Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 8730225. $

Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. MSa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9:30 a.m.- 5 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 8717726. $

Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 2447888. $

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Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine. Su, Tu-Th, 6 a.m.10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $

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Nazo’s Restaurant - Local, Japanese. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m. 1063 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-0529. $ Ohana Cafe - Fresh, local, organic breakfasts and lunches. M-F 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 2010 Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Pearl’s BBQ. - Korean BBQ. M-Sa 10:30 a.m. - 9 p.m.; Su 10:30 a.m. - 6 p.m. 275 W Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului. 877-0788. $

FRESH SEAFOOD, LOCAL BEEF, AND UPCOUNTRY GREENS

Piñata’s - Mexican. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $ Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style restaurant. Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului, 877-0051. $$ Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $

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Tokyo Tei - Local and Asian. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Tom’s MiniMart - Local. M-F, 6 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-6 p.m. 372 Waiehu Beach Rd., Waiehu, 2442323. $ Unisan - Sushi and more. M-F, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 5-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 2444500. $$ Valley Isle Seafood - Luau stew, seafood. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Waikapu on 30 - Local favorites. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. 1486 Hona`apililani Hwy, Waikapu, 242-1130. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 2427928. $

SOUTH MAUI

Saigon Cafe - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$ Sam Sato’s, Inc. - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 1750 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-7124. $ Sheik’s Restaurant - Local. M-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $

Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Ka`aumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 8710828. $

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

TJ’s Warehouse Bento and Catering - Bentos, Okazu, Ramen, Asian. 9 a.m-2 p.m. 875 Alua St. (in Maui Chemical Building), 244- 7311. $

Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $

Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. MTh, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.-4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 8930700. $

SEPTEMBER 20, 2007

Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style and a la carte. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $

Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well. Su-Th, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

Simply Healthy Cafe - Hawaiian. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Cameron Center, 95 Mahalani St., Wailuku. 249-8955. $

Tiffany’s - Local, Asian. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $

Royal Island Drive In - Local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 242-8813. $

Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 244-1567. $$

DAILY MAI TAI PARTY

Takamiya Market - Local. M-Sa 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

Maui Mix Plate - Traditional Hawai’ian. MTh, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $

Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local, Filipino. M-Th, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. 1032C L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-8533. $

Sushi and Appetizers

Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.3 p.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779.

Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $ Antonio’s - Italian cuisine. Lunch Tu-Su 11:30 a.m.2 p.m. Daily 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8758800. $$ Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine. Daily 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0133. $$ Ashley’s Cafe - Local, American. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukuli`i Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 8756400. $ Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Deli. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 875-7668. $ Big Wave Cafe - American, Hawaiian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8688. $

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

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Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$

Gian Don’s - Formerly Marco’s Southside Grill, Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$

Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi`ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$

Spago - Gourmet cuisine a la Wolfgang Puck. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Blue Marlin Harbor Front Grill & Bar Seafood, steaks, sandwiches, pizza and sushi. 11 a.m-9 p.m. Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 244-8844. $$

Greek Bistro - Greek. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9330. $$

Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8912595. $

Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.-2p.m. and 5-9:30 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$

Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $

Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $

Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, 879-9033. $

Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 2445426. $$

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - Salad and hot bar. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $

Café Café - Coffee and specialty drinks, sandwiches. Daily 7 a.m.-7 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 879-4700. $

Hula Moons - Breakfast buffet. Island fusion dinner. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. and 5-10 p.m. Marriott, Wailea, 879-1922. $$

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese. 6-11 a.m. Maui Prince Hotel, 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111. $$

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Sushi bar until 10 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 891-1368. $

Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-1811. $$

Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily, 12-3 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$ Capische? - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 8792224. $$$ Cheeseburger Island Style - Casual American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m.The Shops at Wailea, 874-8990. The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. Azeka Place II, Kihei, 875-4244. $ Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. MSa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Local. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $ Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $ Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $ Dog & Duck - Irish Pub. Daily 11 a.m.- 2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd, 875 - 9669. $ Dominos Pizza - Pizza. Su-Th 11 a.m.- 11 p.m., Fr-Sa 11 a.m.-Midnight. 1215 S. Kihei Rd, 874-6000. $ Duo - Steak and seafood. 6-9 p.m. Four Seasons, Wailea, 874-8000. $$ East Ocean - Chinese, Cantonese and Mandarine cuisine with a lunch buffet. Daily 11 a.m. - 9:30 p.m. Kamaole Shopping Center, Kihei. $ Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican. MSa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $ Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Deli and spirits. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $ Espresso Moon - Sandwiches, wraps and salads. M-F 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. 1305 North Holopono St., Kihei, 255-5189. $ Fat Daddy’s Smokehouse - BBQ. M-Sa 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m. & 5-8 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd, 879-8711. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian. 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. & 5:30-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$

Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2002. $ Round Table Pizza - Dine-in, take-out or delivery. Su-Th 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 207 Piikea St., Kihei, 874-8485. $ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.; Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8740813. $

Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd., 879-1385. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd., 8750839. $

Jawz Tacos - Island-style taqueria. Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

Joe’s Bar and Grill - Fine dining. Nightly, from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Wailea Tennis Center, 875-7767. $$$

Ruth Chris Steakhouse - Meaty fine dining. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750, Wailea Alanui Dr., 8748880. $$$

Joy’s Place - Organic foods. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Kahale’s Beach Club - Burgers, onion rings, ribs and other bar fare. Daily 10 a.m.-1 a.m. 36 Keala Pl., Kihei. 875-7711. $

Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese-inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m.; Th-Sa 10 p.m.-1 a.m. late night sushi and appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$

Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and fried seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui Mall, 8911400. $

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 8757555. $$$

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$

Kihei Caffe - American and local. Daily, 5 a.m.-8 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $

Seascape at Maalaea - Seafood, chicken and quiche. Daily, 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Maui Ocean Center Aquarium, 270-7043.

Vietnamese Cuisine - Vietnamese with Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 8758080. $$

Wailea Pizza Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, 874-1234. $$

Koishi Sushi Bar - Sushi. M-Sa 6 p.m.- 10 p.m., 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8258. $ Kusina Oriental - Oriental. Tu-Sa 6:30 a.m.- 6:30 p.m., 1295 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8317. $ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F, 8 a.m.-11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$ LuLu’s - American and local. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $

Shabu Shabu Toji - Japanese style fondue. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8758366. $ Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd., 874-0331. $ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 12 a.m.) Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$

Maui’s Sweet Spot - Ice cream parlor. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd., 879-8611. $

Fiesta Time - Mexican. Tu-Su 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 300 Ma`alaea Rd., 244-5862. $

Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.12:30 a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600. $$

Five Palms Restaurant - Pacific Rim. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$

Mulligan’s On the Blue - Irish pub. Daily, 8 a.m.2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$

Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 8918600. $

Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining, Pacific rim. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$

Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m 7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 20 Hauoli St., Ma`alaea Harbor, 242-9161. $

Waterfront Deli - Sandwiches, salads, dessert. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. Whaler’s General Store, Shops at Wailea, 891-2039. $

UPCOUNTRY Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., 878-6874. $ Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5724877. $

Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $

Matteo’s - Italian kitchen. M-F, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; SaSu, 5-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Ike Dr, Wailea, 874-1234. $$

Maui Thai - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 59:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, 2439 S. Kihei Rd, 874-5605. $

Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$

Café Des Amis - Crepes and Mediterranean fare. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $

Maàlaea Grill - Eclectic. 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 300 Maàlaea Rd., Maàlaea, 243-2206. $$

Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $

Tip-Ups Tavern - Mediterranean cuisine. 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$

Enchiladas Tacos • Burritos Best Chile Verde Full Salsa Bar KAHULUI LUNCH DELIVERY! 872-9525 KIHEI DINNER DELIVERY! 879-9952 LAHAINA Wharf Cinema Center 661-0210 MAUI TIME WEEKLY

SEPTEMBER 20, 2007

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Cafe O Lei - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573-9065. $

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant. W-Su, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $

Stopwatch - Fish, steak, burgers. Su-Th 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Fr-Sa 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1127 Makawao Ave., 572-1380. $

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $

Cafe Pukalani - Local comfort food and breakfast. M-F 7 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Sa-Su 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pukalani Country Club, 360 Pukalani St. 572-1325. $

Kula Sandalwoods Cafe - Breakfasts, sandwiches and salads. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 15427 Haleakala Hwy, Kula, 878-3523. $

Ulupalakua Ranch Store and Grill - Elk burgers, sandwiches and salads. Daily 9:30 a.m.-5 p.m. Ulupalakua Ranch, Hwy. 37, Kula. 878-2561. $

Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $

Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$

La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$

Upcountry Fresh Tamales & Mixed Plate Mexican and local favorites. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-8 p.m, Su 6 a.m.-3 p.m. Pukalani Terrace Center, 55 Pukalani St., 572-8258. $

Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6 a.m.10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $

Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.9 p.m. Haiku Marketplace, 810 Kokomo Rd., 5759588. $

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Pizza and comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Down to Earth - Hot/salad bars and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1169 Makawao Ave., 572-1488. $ Flatbread Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 89 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8989. $$

Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily, 6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 5759363. $ Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Daily, 5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5799144. $

Makawao Sushi & Deli - Coffee, Sushi, M - Th 8:30 a.m. - 9 p.m.; F-Sa 8:30 - 10 p.m. Coffee ends at 5 p.m. daily. 3647 Baldwin Ave, Makawao, 5739044. $

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining. M-F, 11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$

Mama’s Fish House - Fine dining. Daily, 11a.m.2p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 5798488. $$$

Hana Hou Cafe - Hawaiian homestyle cooking. F-Su 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 5752661. $

Mana Foods - Natural food store with bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $

Makawao Pizza Fresh - Pizza, salads, sandwiches and espresso drinks. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1043 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-2000. Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 510 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$

Milagros - South American cuisine with island influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $ Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim. Daily, 8 a.m.9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $ Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $

John Paul Fine Foods - Prepared dishes, sandwiches and cheeses. M-F, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani, 572-7100. $$

Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Deli cuisine and daily baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $

Kimura Saimin Shop - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.2 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 5755228. $

Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 5727808. $

Komoda Store and Bakery - Local bakery with mini-mini-mart. M-Tu and Th-F, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 3674 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-7261. $

Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant - Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy and Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498. $

Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F, 10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 55 Pukalani St., Pukalani Terrace Center, 573-8838

WEST MAUI Aloha Bento - Local. 1036 Limahana Pl., G2, Lahaina, 661-4888. Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ Angelina’s - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ The Bakery - Breads, pastries, soup, sandwiches. M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su, 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $ Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6674051. $ Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-0348. Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 665-7096. $$$ Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 662-3210. $$ K

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 6610937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Cascades Grill and Sushi Bar - Sushi and Pacific Rim. Nightly dinner 5:45 -10 p.m., Nightly sushi 5 p.m.-10 p.m. Hyatt Kaànapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 667-4727. $$$ Castaway Cafe - Beachside American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Kaànapali Villas & Resort, 6619091. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiìlani Rd., Kahana, 669-5089. $ China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 2580 Kekaa St., Kaànapali, 661-0667. $ Cilantro - Fresh Mexican grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $ CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Kaànapali, 667-0968. $ Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood, island favorites. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front St., Lahaina, 6615648. The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. Daily, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. Napili Plaza, 669-4170. $ Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10 a.m.10 p.m. 900 Front St., Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $

Not to be used with any other coupons or discounts. Coupon has no cash value. Coupon expires 12-31-07

SEPTEMBER 20, 2007

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 6670908. $ Dante’s Italian Eatery - Family style Italian and take-out. Daily 10 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-3838. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiian-style coffeehouse with two locations. Daily, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 665-1114. and M-Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m., Su 7a.m.-2 p.m. 2580 Kekaà Dr., 6672003. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8810. $$ House of Saimin - Local. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s Village, Kaànapali, 667-6636. $$ iò - Pacific Rim. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$

Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $

Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $

DJ’s - International local food. M-Sa, 7:30-9 p.m.; Su, 7:30-2 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5809. $

Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. MSa, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $

Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$

Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Ka`anapali, 661-4500. $

Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapiìlani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $ Front Street Grill and Bar - Fresh seafood, steaks and ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 672 Front Street, Lahaina. 662-3003. $$ Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6618112. $ Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. 5315 Lower Honoapiìlani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $ Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m. by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$ Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Kaànapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$ Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $

Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily, 9:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ Keka’s Terrace, Sheraton - Breakfast buffet, light lunch, steaks and more for dinner. Daily 6:30 a.m. 2 p.m.; 5:30-9 p.m., 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0031. $$ Kimo’s - Steak & seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 5:30 p.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 1221 Honoapi`ilani Rd., 661-9888. $ Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American. Daily, 8 a.m.-12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 6617082. $ Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Fresh seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating. Daily, 11 a.m.10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$ Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$

Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 6 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nikki’s Pizza - Pizza. Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m., 2435 Kaanapali Pkwy, 667-0333. $

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 9 p.m. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $

Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $

Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$

Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Ka`anapali, 6672525. $

Lynn’s Kitchenette - Filipino food. M - S 9:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m., 3481 L. Honoapiliilani Rd., 665-1525. $ MaLa - Eclectic. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$ Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $ Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Lahaina, 669-3474. $$ Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 6672663. $ Maui Sushi - Full sushi bar inside Bamboo Bar and Grill. Nightly, 5-11 p.m. 505 Front St, Lahaina. 2812775. $ Maui Swiss Cafe - Ice Cream, sandwiches, salads, pizza, homemade swissli. Daily 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 640 Front St., Lahaina. 661-6776. $ Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square,480 Waine`e St, Lahaina, 661-8883; Napili Plaza, 5095 Napilihau St., 665-0222. $

Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $ Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $ Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., 661-6628. $ Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $ Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.9 p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$

Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $

Pizza Paradiso - Italian and Greek. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $

Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 6677758. $

Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $

Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $

Round Table Pizza - Dine-in, take-out or delivery. Su-Th 11 a.m-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 2580 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina. 662-0777. $

Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$

Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$

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DININGLISTINGS Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern American. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Ka`anapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8815. $$$

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Smoke House - BBQ, American. M-F 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sa-Su 3-9 p.m. 927 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 667-7005. $

Spatz Trattoria - Italian. Tu-Sa 5:30-9 p.m.. Hyatt Regency, Ka`anapali, 667-4727. $$$

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Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Kaànapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$ Tony Roma’s - Steaks, ribs and bibs. Nightly 5:309:30 p.m. 736 Front St., Lahaina. 661-7600. $$$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Kaànapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$ Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heroes. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Waineè St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $ Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

Son’z Maui at Swan Court - Fresh seafood, steak. Su - Th 5-10 p.m.; Fr - Sa 510:30 p.m. Hyatt Ka`anapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 667-4506. $$.

Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. MF, 5-11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 L. Honoapi`ilani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$

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“Past the glowing orb of the moonlit sky…” Sunday (Sept. 23) from 10 a.m. – 7 p.m. at the Wo Hing temple and museum, Lahaina [CELEBRATION] I love the moon. I love moon-bows. I love to howl at it and dance under it naked. I love memories of shivering in the cold damp air in the middle of a field while gazing up at its shiny, moony splendor. This year the Wo Hing Society and Lahaina Restoration Foundation will celebrate the Chinese Moon Festival. It’s said that the festival is good for reunions and romance. If lovers are apart from each other during the festival, they can still gaze at the moon and know that they’re connected spiritually, if not physically. On hand will be a Chinese Moon Festival display, mooncakes, souvenir items a lion dance and martial arts demonstrations by the Maui Chinese Martial Arts Academy. There will also be ancient Chinese musical performances played by Maui’s own Brandon Collins. Admission: $1. For more information call 661-5553. [STARR BEGLEY]

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International Day of Peace Friday (Sept. 21), 5 p.m. at the Studio Maui Movement Center in Haiku [CELEBRATION] In 1981, the United Nations established International Day of Peace to devote a specific day dedicated to the ideal of enjoying peace on earth. Come watch yoga teachers from around Maui—Ram Dass, Deeksha Givers of Maui, Geordie Jahner-studio owner and 5Rhythms ecstatic dance instructor—celebrate that original UN vision. The event is in collaboration with the Global Mala Project, which is a project uniting collective consciousness around the world. Shiva Rea, M.A., a renowned yoga and trance dance teacher, is the catalyst for the project and will host the hub event in Los Angeles. All hosts around the world on this day of peace will donate 100 percent of their proceeds to various non-profit organizations. The Studio Maui Movement Center is located in the Haiku Marketplace. For more information call 575-9390. [DANIELLE RUBIO]

Don’t OP (Over Pineapple) [EVENT] Is there such a thing as too much pineapple? I’d have to say no, but that’s just because I’m planning on overdosing on the sweet, sticky, gold stuff this weekend at the Maui Pineapple Festival and Homecoming. Everything there–the food, crafts and keiki playzone–will be pineapple-related. It’s also the public’s last chance ever to tour the Kahului pineapple cannery. And there will be a “Memory Lane” photo exhibit, live entertainment and complimentary tours of the Hali`imaile and Honolua plantations. Last year 5,000 people showed up to celebrate all things pineapple. Admission and parking are free. Visit www.pinefest for more info.

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WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY Casanova’s Famous Ladies Night with the new beats of

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Saturday (Sept. 22) from 9 a.m. – 2 p.m. at the Maui Pineapple Cannery on Wakea Ave. Kahului

Music, Meows, Munchies Saturday (Sept 22) from 9 a.m. – 3 p.m., St. John’s Episcopal Church, Keoka [FUNDRAISER/FESTIVAL] A unique mix of wild, exotic and domestic animals call the East Maui Animal Refuge (EMAR) home. A blind miniature horse, amputee owls, kitties with cancer and a deer with a broken back share the no kill, volunteer-run,non-profit animal rehabilitation center, affectionately known as the “Boo Boo Zoo.” Now caring for 300-400 of these exceptional critters at a time, many who would have no place at other Maui animal care establishments, is expensive. But this year EMAR is a beneficiary of the 25th Annual St. John’s Kula Festival. The festivities will include an enormous rummage sale, live and silent auctions, keiki activities, live entertainment, food, produce and the return of the oh-so-popular teahouse. You can help support the animals by donating rummage (no furniture, electronics or appliances, please) or by shopping, bidding, eating and generally enjoying yourself on the beautiful grounds of St. Johns. www.booboozoo.org for more info. [JESSICA ARMSTRONG]

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Rump Shaker Wednesday (Sept 26), 9 p.m., Charley’s, Paia Thursday (Sept 27), 9 p.m., Casanova’s, Makawao [MUSIC] I feel it’s my duty to offer this warning to anyone and everyone who doesn’t like to dance, move, toe-tap, shake booty or otherwise enjoy great music: Do not go anywhere near Afro-Brazilian roots group SambaDa. Their music is infectious and playful, their energy is high and it’s damn near impossible not to get your groove on when you’re listening to their samba, funk, capoeira and reggae fusion songs. They’re here (first Hawaiian tour ever) to celebrate Brazilian Independence Day, after getting wild and crazy performing at carnivals up and down the California coast. Band leader and Brazilian native Papiba Godinho brings knowledge of Afro-Brazilian music while vocalist and master dancer Dandha Da Hora honors her Salvador Bahia culture with her exuberant moves. The entire band comes together to create music with a universal appeal. You could say SambaDa musically unites the Americas, blending the percussion styles of Central and South America with funk and reggae sounds. Don’t say I didn’t warn you–these shows are bound to be a hip swaying, rump shaking good time. $15 in advance, $20 at the door. www.sambada.com for more info. [JA]

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MOVIECAPSULES Maui Film Festival’s Candlelight Cinema No Candlelight Cinema this week. Weekly films will resume Wednesday, Oct. 10.

New This Week EASTERN PROMISES - (R) - Action - On a hunt for an orphaned baby’s relatives, Anna (Naomi Watts) stumbles onto London’s dark underside and the brutal world of the Russian mafia. Bloody battles ensue, including one particularly tasty scene in which a fully nude Viggo Mortensen expertly fights off mobsters in a bathhouse. 100 min. (Jessica Armstrong) GOOD LUCK CHUCK – (R) – Comedy, Romance – Dane Cook and Jessica Alba star is this tale of a successful dentist cursed by a creepy goth chic when he refused to kiss her during a childhood game of “Spin the Bottle.” Every woman that he sleeps with ends up finding true love with the person they hook up with after him. But when he meets the hottie of his dreams, can he break the spell? 96 min. (Starr Begley) NO END IN SIGHT – (Not Rated) – Documentary, War – Can’t get enough of rigorous, nauseating exposes of the Bush Administration’s ridiculous, crooked, bloody, catastrophic war in Iraq? If not, you’ll love this picture. 102 min. (Anthony Pignataro) RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION - (R) Action - A genetically altered heroine with superhuman strength and senses tries to

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eliminate the deadly virus that threatens to make all humans undead. And she’s hot in the ass-kicking way only a video game character can be. 95 min. (JA) SYDNEY WHITE - (PG13) - Comedy - Gorgeous, funny and brilliant freshman college student Sydney shuns her snobby sorority sisters and makes nice with a band of geeks. Together they take over the student government and then (somehow) Sydney ends up with the hottie captain of the football team. Or something like that. This is definitely up there on the list of things that never happen. 90 min. (JA)

Now Showing 3:10 TO YUMA - (R) - Action - Christian Bale stars in this dusty Western film about the complex dynamic between a rancher struggling with drought-ravaged land and the ruthless outlaw (Russell Crowe) who he is payed to transport to the prison train to Federal Court in Yuma. 120 min. (JA) ARCTIC TALE - (G) - Family, Animation - Nalu and Seela, a polar bear cub and walrus pup, are up against the forces of man and nature in an attempt to protect their icy Northern kingdom. So cute in that “awwww, the itty-bitty polar bear and walrus are making nice and not eating each other” kind of way. 96 min. (JA) BALLS OF FURY - (PG13) - Comedy - A former professional Ping-Pong champion must battle the infamous Ping-Pong crime boss (Christopher Walken) in order to avenge his father’s death and save the sport from total takeover by the dark side. Right. 90 min. (JA) THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM - Action (PG13) - Matt Damon is back to prove once again that he’s smarter than a room full of CIA agents and more bad-ass than a dozen super assassins. We’ll be watching for flashes of those awesome abs and glimpses of that tantilizing armpit hair. Awwwww yeaaaaaah. 111 min. (JA) THE BRAVE ONE - (R) - Thriller - A New York radio host turns vigilante when she is attacked and her fiance is killed during a brutal beating in this flick about the psychology of revenge and the dark pursuit of justice. 122 min. (JA) THE BROTHERS SOLOMON - (R) - Comedy Though romantically challenged and lacking in basic social skills, brothers Dean and John are determined find a baby’s momma to satisfy their father’s dying wish to have a grandchild. 91 min. (JA) DRAGON WARS - (PG13) - Sci-Fi - A reporter discovers the truth about an ancient legend just as giant dragons decend on modern day Los Angeles with a force more powerful than the U.S. military.. He also discovers that a beautiful young woman holds the key to ending all the destruction. 100 min. (JA) HAIRSPRAY - (PG) - Musical - In 1962, Tracy Turnblad is a big girl with big dreams and even bigger hair, but size isn’t going to stop her from

making it onto Baltimore’s hippest TV dance party. 115 min. (JA HALLOWEEN - (R) - Horror - Directed by musician-turned-film maker Rob Zombie, this remake basically follows same storyline as the 1978 version. Extremely dangerous psychopath Michael Meyers is mistakenly released from the institution his was placed in as a 10 year old boy. 109 min. (JA) MR BEAN’S HOLIDAY - (G) - Comedy - In his latest misadventure Mr. Bean takes his pale white ass to the French Riviera, making a perfect idiot out of himself the whole way. Someone should really lock him up. 88 min. (JA) MR. WOODCOCK – (PG-13) – Comedy – A successful self-help book writer (Seann William Scott) goes home to find that his mom (Susan Sarandon) is marrying sadistic gym teacher Mr. Woodcock (Billy Bob Thornton). Wow—just like real life. 87 minutes. (AP) THE NANNY DIARIES - (PG13) - Comedy - A New York University student shuns the business world and becomes an over-educated childcare provider to a neurotic upper East side family. 107 min. (JA) RUSH HOUR 3 - (PG13) - Action, Comedy Detective Carter and Inspector Lee are back where they don’t belong - this time in Paris - and over their heads in trouble trying to save the life of an old friend while taking down a notorious crime ring. 90 min. (JA SHOOT ‘EM UP - (R) - Action - In this fastpaced flick full of carnage, car chases and, you guessed it, gun violence, an assassin is determined to kill an infant while our hero, with the help of a beautiful and maternal prostitute, is equally determined to save the newborn. 87 min. (JA) STARDUST - (PG13) - SciFi, Romance - A love struck young lad goes on a quest for a fallen star, battling an evil witch and the three living and four dead sons of a king, all for the love of a beautiful but ice cold woman. And here I was thinking romance is dead. 130 min. (JA) SUPERBAD - (R) - Comedy - Two codependent and socially inept teenage boys learn they’ve got bigger problems than trying to get laid for the first time before high school graduation when they find out they’ll be going to different colleges. 114 min. (JA) TRANSFORMERS - (PG13) - Animation Intergalactic battle between the Auobots and Deceptacons is threatening Earth. Optimus Prime Rocks! 140 min. (LB) UNDERDOG - (PG) - Comedy - A crime-fighting, talking, superhero dog gets adopted by a disbelieving 12-year-old boy and then tries to save Capitol City. 84 min. (JA) WAR -- (R) - Action - Jet Li stars as a notorious assassin who sets off a crime war between rival Asian mobs. Enter FBI agent Jack Crawford, who’s royally pissed that his partner was killed in the crossfire. 91 min. (JA)

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KA`AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) Eastern Promises - R - F-W 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:20 Good Luck Chuck - R - F-W 12, 2:45, 5, 7:30, 9:50 Hairspray - PG - Th only 1, 3:30, 7, 9:30 Halloween - R - Th 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10; F-W 1, 3:30, 7, 9:30 Mr Bean’s Holiday - Daily 12:30, 2:45, 5:10, 7:25, 9:35 Mr Woodcock - PG13 - F-W 12:10, 2:25, 4:40, 7:10, 9:40 Superbad - R - Daily 1:10, 3:45, 7:15, 9:45 Transformers - PG13 - Th only 6:35, 9:35 Underdog - PG - Th only 12:25, 2:35, 4:35

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) 3:10 To Yuma - R - Th 1:30, 4:30, 7:30; F-Sa 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:50; Su 1:15, 4:15, 7:15; MW 3:15, 7:15 Bourne Ultimatum - PG13 - Th 1:45, 4:45, 7:45; F-Sa 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10; Su 1:30, 4:30, 7:30; M-W 3:30, 7:30 The Brave One - R - Th 1, 4:05, 7; F-Sa 1, 4:05, 7, 9:45; Su 1, 4:05, 7; M-W 3, 7 Resident Evil: Extinction - R - F-Sa 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10:05; Su 1:45, 4:45, 7:45; M-W 3:45, 7:45 Superbad - R - Th only 1:15, 4:15

FRONT STREET THEATRE 900 Front St., Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: MF until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm) 3:10 To Yuma - R - Th-F, M-W 3:45, 6:45, 9:30; Sa-Su 1, 3:45, 6:45, 9:30 Balls of Fury - PG13 - Th only 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 The Brave One - R - Th-F, M-W 3:30. 6:30, 9:15; Sa-Su 12:45, 3:30, 6:30, 9:15 Resident Evil: Extinction - F, M-W 4:15, 7:15, 9:45; Sa-Su, 1:30, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45 Sydney White - PG13 - F, M-W 4, 7, 9:30; Sa-Su 1:15, 4, 7, 9:30

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Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) 3:10 To Yuma - R - Daily 1:30, 4:10, 6:55, 9:45 Arctic Tale - G - Th only 1:30, 3:30 Balls of Fury - PG13 - Th, M-W 2:40, 4:55, 7:10, 9:35; F-Su 12:25 2:40, 4:55, 7:10, 9:40 Bourne Ultimatum - PG13 - Th, M-W 2:40, 5:20, 8, F-Su 12, 2:40, 5:20, 8 The Brave One - R - Th, M-W 1:30, 3:30, 4:20, 6:30, 7:10, 9:20, 10; F-Su 12:30, 1:30, 3:30, 4:20, 6:30, 7:10, 9:20, 10 The Brothers Solomon - R - Th only 4:10, 9:30 Dragon Wars - PG13 - Th, M-W 2:30, 5, 7:20, 9:35; F-Su 12:15, 2:30, 5, 7:20, 9:35 The Nanny Diaries - PG13 - Th 1:30, 4:05, 6:45, 9:25; F-W 1:35, 6:45 No End In Sight - NR - F-S 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10; M-W 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10 Resident Evil: Extinction - R - F-Su 12, 2:25, 4:45, 7:25, 9:55; M-W 2:25, 4:45, 7:25, 9:55 Rush Hour 3 - PG13 - Th 1:45, 3, 5:15, 6:50, 7:30, 9:45; F-Su 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45; M-W 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45 Shoot ‘Em Up - R - Th 2:25, 4:55, 7:30, 10; FW 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30 Stardust - PG13 - Th only 6:35, 9:25 Sydney White - PG13 - F-W 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 9:50 War - R - Th 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40; F-W 4:05, 9:25

Superbad - R - Th only 4, 7, 9:30

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658 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7865 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Dragon Wars - PG13 - Th-F, M-W 1:15, 3:30, 6:30, 9; Sa-Su 11, 1:15, 3:30, 6:30, 9 Good Luck Chuck - R - F, M-W 1:45, 4, 7, 9:30; S-Su 11:30, 1:45, 4, 7, 9:30 Mr Woodcock - PG13 - Th-F, M-W 1:30, 3:45, 6:45, 9:15; Sa-Su 11:15, 1:30, 3:45, 6:45, 9:15 Shoot ‘Em Up - R - Th only 1:45, 4, 7, 9:30

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BY STARR BEGLEY STARR@MAUITIME.COM

Birth How a local play enriches women’s lives

Birth Sept. 29, 5 p.m. at the Iao Theater. Tickets: $20 in advance, $25 at the door. Call 242-6969 for more information or visit www.womenwhocare.org.

SEPTEMBER 20, 2007

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I was born at Maui Memorial Hospital at 4:20 in the morning. I weighed a mere four pounds, 13 ounces. My mother said that when we looked into each other’s eyes for the first time, she was a little creeped out–my eyes were like beady raisins, making me appear very old. I haven’t heard the gory details of my actual birth. The only information on the process comes from my aunty who said, “Are you kidding me? You were the size of a large turd. It didn’t take long.” By contrast, I’ve had two kids myself and I actually enjoy telling people all about it, even if the circumstances were less than perfect. Which is why I want to see Birth. On stage for it’s final show Sept. 29 at the Iao Theater, Birth is similar to The Vagina Monologues in that various women take the stage and tell their birth stories. Acclaimed playwright Karen Brody interviewed 118 women before penning the script. In 2006, after worldwide performances of Birth, critics hailed the play as “part of a global movement to make maternity care mother-friendly.” Proceeds from every show, no matter where it is performed, benefit motherfriendly charities. Here on Maui, Women Who Care will be benefit from ticket sales. Women Who Care encourages women to have empowered birth experiences and provides financial assistance to women in need. Robin Garrison, who founded the organization and is also directing the play, is a doula,

mother of four and aspiring midwife. “This play will make you laugh, cry and inspire you to make a difference in your community,” Garrison said. Eight Maui actresses, including Kathy “Tita” Collins, will portray the true tales of birth–from home births to cesareans. Both times I gave birth I ended up having cesareans, and it’s something that bothers me. Vaginal birth after Cesarean (VBAC) is not allowed on Maui. Since I ended up having to be cut open the first time around, I knew it was going to happen again unless I wanted to move to Oahu for part of my pregnancy. Along with the emotional issues from the surgery, I have a ton of actual physical scar tissues that pushes and pulls, reminding me that I didn’t “do it” the way nature intended. According to Childbirth.org, 23.8 percent of all births in the United States are done by cesarean, while the World Health Organization states that no region in the world should have a cesarean rate greater than 10-15 percent. Hopefully, through organizations like Women Who Care and eye-opening performances like Birth, our nation’s cesarean statistics will drop. One of my favorite stories from Birth is about the woman whose mantra during contractions is, “My body rocks, my body rocks…” She’s sweating and half crying, but hell-bent on sending herself a positive message. “My hope,” Brody said, “is that all women will believe their body rocks.” MTW

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS “How Far is Heaven?” - Friday, Sept. 21. Grammy winners Los Lonely Boys are bringing their“Texican” sound here on their whirlwind summer tour for their sophmore album Sacred. Hermanos Henry, Jojo and Ringo Garza have played their electric blues/rock/latin fusion music on stages with big names like Willie Nelson, The Rolling Stones and Carlos Santana, and this time they’ll share the spotlight with Hawaiian songwriter John Cruz. Great, now I’m going to be singing “Heaven” in the shower for weeks! Tickets: $55, $50, $45. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Reservoir Dogs - Sept, 21, 22 & 23. I’m very interested to see how this brilliant American noir film has been adapted for the stage. In true Quentin Tarantino style, the movie has a non-linear story line and so much violent crime it makes your head spin. I had to watch it three times just to get the gist. Basically, it’s the story of what happens before and after a botched diamond heist. Tickets: $20, $15. 7:30 p.m., Iao Theater, 344-5367.

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TICKETS ON SALE Sheila Chandra - Fri, Sept. 28. and Sun, Sept. 30 - Historic first Hawai`i performance of the legendary female Indian-English world fusion vocalist/recording artist on Peter Gabriel’s Womad concert tour. Billboard Magazine says that she has “one of the most beautiful voices on earth.” Tickets: $26 in advance at The Studio Maui, Haiku; Supernatural, Makawao; Mandala Ethnic Arts, Paia. Fri 8 p.m, Sun 7 p.m., The Studio Maui, call 575-9390 or visit www.hulatickets.com Taste of the North Shore - Sat, Sept. 29. It’s Maui’s biggest little party under the starry sky at Paia Bay Park to raise funds for the Paia Youth and Cultural Center. There will be an eclectic mix of Maui’s finest cuisine and drinks and, for your listening pleasure, the Hula Honeys and the Voodoo Suns, as well as a massive silent auction. Ticket price includes food tastings and there will be a cash bar. Tickets: $50 in advance at Mana Foods, Anthony’s Coffee Shop and The Wine Corner. 5:30 p.m., www.pyccmaui.org for more info.

Aerosmith - Wednesday, Sept 26. Sure, the “Bad Boys from Boston” were rocking skin-tight jeans and big hair on stage before I was even born, and, yeah, they had most of their major hits before I hit puberty, but I can still rock out on the air guitar and lipsynch to “Sweet Emotion” and “Dude (Looks Like a Lady)” with the best of them. Probably better than you can. They’ll only be playing here on Maui and this has gotta be the biggest show of the year, so don’t miss your chance to see Steven Tyler’s chops in all their horriffic glory. Tickets: $125, $85: reserved seating; $65: general admission. 7 p.m., War Memorial Stadium. MACC 242-7469.

Watching Birth - Sept 29. This play by Karen Brody is based on real birth stories a la the wildy popular Vagina Monologues. From the warm and fuzzy to the heartbreaking, eight Maui women, including popular Mana`o FM radio personality Kathy “Tita” Collins, will perform the stories to benefit Women Who Care, an organization that is dedicated to empowering women in need. I’ll be there to see how many men in the audience can resist squirming during the vivid portrayals of life’s greatest miracle. Tickets: $25, $20. 5 p.m., Iao Theater, 283-3500.

SambaDe - Wednesday, Sept. 26. Celebrate Brazilian Independence Day with the hard-hitting dance music of SambaDe. There’s is a unique mix of musical styles, including samba, reggae, funk and rock. Lead vocalist Dandha da Hora sings and dances in the folkloric tradition of her home town of Bahia, Brazil. Tickets: $15 in advance. 9 p.m., Charley’s, Paia. 808-550-8457 or www.honolu-

Masters Of Rhythm ~ Hana Hou! Sat. Oct 27. An explosion of rhythm and style, artistically arranged by Emmy Award-winning choreographer Jason Samuels Smith and Chloe Arnold, co-directors of the L.A.Tap Festival. Features some of the world's best tap dancers, including the Chicago sensation Martin "Tre" Dumas. Live music. Ignite your senses! Tickets: $38, $25, $10. 7:30 PM

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EA Sports Maui Invitational - Oct 1-7. If you don’t want to miss out on the action hurry and get your hands on booster tickets and single game tickets for this fall’s college basketball tournament games. This year’s lineup for games at the Lahaina Civic Center includes, but is not limited to, teams from Duke, Marquette and Oklahoma State. Space is filling up fast, so you don’t want to wait on this one, tickets are on sale for one week only! See you courtside. Get tickets at www.mauiinvitational.com or Oahu Travel, 808-826-3822.

Yoga With a Cause - Two yoga and deeksha dance sessions, in accordance with the sacred mala cycle, will take place in order to unite with yoga studios around the world for a day of collective consciousness on the UN International Day of Peace and raise funds for global warming. 5-10 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

Kahekili - Sat, Oct 13. Kumu hula Hukulani Holt and halau Pa’u O Hi’iaka will reconstruct the original hula drama, Kahekili, named after the great Hawaiian ruler and father of King Kamehameha. This performance takes the audience into pre-contact Hawai`i through Hawaiian chants, kahiko (traditional hula), dramatic interpretation and storytelling. The chants and dances in Kahekili follow the traditions and stylings as they are believed to have been practiced during his lifetime, including ceremonies and cultural practices as used for marriages and awa ceremonies that are rarely performed on stage today. Tickets: $40, $25, $10. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

EVENTS THURSDAY, SEPT 20 Singles Investment Club - Learn about investments, mingle with singles and meet new friends. Free. 6 p.m., Flatbread, Paia, 214-5082 Come Out and Play - Every Thu. Elizabeth Ann Brandon, MA wants to make friends with your inner child using cognitive therapy, hypnosis and transactional analysis. Free. 12-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424. In the Green - Every Thu. No where to go Upcountry during the week? Oh, contraire, my friend! Get a group of people together and head over to Sunny Maui Specialties and enjoy pupus, food and music. BYOB, and some for me. Free. 6-9 p.m., Sunny Maui

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Biofeedback - Every Fri. Mary Higgins, QXCI/SCIO practicioner, helps you energetically rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled word. Walk-ins only. Sliding scale pricing 2-5 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424. Contact Improvisation - Every Fri. Sounds dirty, doesn’t it? Actually, it’s exercise meets dance, meditation and stretching. By donation. 4-5 p.m., Maui Lotus Yoga, Kihei, 874-9642. Stellar Rejuvenation - Every Fri. Experiance the natural healing benefits of soliton lasers. Free. 4-6 p.m., The Studio Maui, 575-9390.

SATURDAY, SEPT. 22 Kula Festival - See “Music, Meows, Muchies,” page . 9 a.m.-3 p.m., St. John’s Episcopal Church, Keoka, www.booboozoo.com. Second Annual Maui Pineapple Festival A tribute to the multi-ethnic heritage of Hawaii’s plantation era, featuring a “Memory Lane” photography exhibit, a farmer’s market and tours of the Kahului Cannery. 9 a.m.-2 p.m., Maui Pine Company Cannery, Wakea Ave., Kahului, www.pinefest.com for more info. Dance Party - Come shake your booty, get down and jiggy with it at the Island Rhythms dance party, with dance host Korey Dolinsky and DJ Maritime from Holland. Non-alcoholic beverages and snacks provided. $10. 7 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 214-4921. Hula Classes Every Sat. Halau Kawaianuhealehua holds open hula classes for children, teen and adult wahines and kanes. 9 a.m.,

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SEPTEMBER 20, 2007

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 09/20

Friday 09/21

Saturday 09/22

Sunday 09/23

Monday 09/24 – Wednesday 09/26

AMBROSIA

Estee Graham No cover, 10pm

A.D.D. Twins No cover, 10pm

The Erin Smith Band No cover, 10pm

The Sisters Grimm No cover, 9pm

MON-DJ Del Sol, 9pm; TUE-Crunch Pups, 10pm; WEDSal Godinez & Joe Benedett, 9pm

BADA BING’S

Dirty Thursdays 10pm

WILD 105.5 10pm

Flirt Party 10pm

1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011

1945 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 875-0188

BUBBA GUMPS

Scotty Rotten No cover, 9pm

The “Hand Jive” Jazz Trio

Wine Tasting

889 Front St., Lahaina - 661-3111

CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S

Coyote Ugly $7, 10pm

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

WED - Ultra Fab Night, 10pm MON - Marc Wilde, No cover, 9pm; WED - Marc Wilde, No cover, 9pm

Marc Wilde No cover, 9pm

MON - Open Mic Night No cover

Family Affair $10, 10pm

Billy Kekona & Na Koho $10, 10pm

Mana’o Radio Benefit

WED - Ladies Night w/ DJ Boomshot & DJ Jay-P $10, 9:45pm

Paula Fuga w/The Girlas & Micah Wolf; $20, $15, 10pm

P.O.R.T.A.L. $7, 10pm

Sudden Rush $10, 10pm

MON - Willie K, $15, 10pm; TUE - Anuhea & Vince Esquire $5, 10pm, WED - Sambada, $18, $15, 9pm

COMPADRES

Salsa $5, 10pm

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

COOL CAT CAFE

Howard Ahia No cover, 9pm

Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

Dave Carroll No cover, 9pm

Howard Ahia No cover, 9pm

TUE - Sonny B Dave Carroll No cover, 9pm

MON - Dave Carroll, No cover, 9pm; TUE - Jazz, No cover 9pm; WED - Special Guest, No cover, 9pm

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Marty Dread, $10, $5 kama aina 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

Maui Waena School cafeteria, gothulack@yahoo.com for more info. Cinema Night - Every Sat. Cafe Mambo will be hosting an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21 and older crowd. This week’s flick: “Psycho,” the Hitchcock original. 9 p.m., 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. Jam Session - Every Sat. Musicians are invited to head on down to Waikapu and jam away with other players. I used to live next door to the community center down there and I swear, it was like a free concert every weekend. Hooray! Bring a chair and your instrument. 3 p.m., Waikapu Community Center, 269-2704.

SUNDAY, SEPT. 23 Couples Investment Club - Learn about investments and meet new friends. Free. 2:30 p.m., Koho Restaurant, Kahului, 214-5082 Labyrinth - Dress warmly for a quiet meditative moonlight walk through an outdoor pattern. 7:30 p.m., St. John’s Church, Kula, Hwy. mile 16.5. Meet inside the church. 878-1485. Tantra Temple Services - Every Sun. Embrace the spiritual essence of all faiths with tantra, an ancient high-spiritual practice. Free. 10 a.m. Lemurian Center, 2138 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4921, 244-4103. Drum Circle - Every Sun. Bring yor drum and beat away with others in the community. Free. 4 p.m. - sunset, Kamaole Point, Kihei, 298-9022. Line Dancing - Every Sun. Practice your “tush push” ya’ll and come on down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons, 6:30 p.m. followed by dancing from 7-8:30 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall.

Monday, SEPT. 24 Flamenco for Beginners - Every Mon. Rosalind Modica teaches the passionate and powerful movements of exotic dance from Spain,

Morocco, India, Persia and other far-away lands. $18. 7:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

TUESDAY, SEPT. 25 Native Landscapes - Join Ethan Romanchak and Jonathan Keyser from Native Nursery to discuss choosing and caring for native plants. 6:30, Cameron Center, Wailuku, www.mauinativenursery.com. `Ohana Connection - Every Tue. Breakfast to promote the health and well being of all Maui residents. 8:30 a.m., 986-0209. Find Yourself - Every Tue. Hanna Hammerli digs deep to find your hidden issues using Dream Tending and the Gesalt Process. Walk-ins only. Free. 12-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424 Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Every Tue. Support the kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching their polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids. 5:30 p.m., Napili Kai Resort, 669-6271.

WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 26 Nene Awareness Day - A day of fun and educational events about the endangered Hawaii State bird. Kahumanu Shopping Center - Biologist from the State Division of Forestry and Wildlife will be giving out information and gifts. 8 a.m.-3p.m., Kahului; Maui Bird Conservation Center - Take advantage of this rare opportunity to take a guided tour of the center and see endangered birds,

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WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. 6:30-8 p.m., 891-6770 ext. 2.

KEIKI Keiki Shots (West Maui) - Every first Tue of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 9-11 a.m., Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center, 984-8260. Keiki Shots (Central Maui) - Every first and third Wed of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 12-3 p.m., Wailuku Health Center, 984-8260. Story Time - Every Thursday there’s keiki story time and crafts. 10 a.m., Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana, 665-1114. Premature Babies - First Thu of every month Imua will hold a support group for parents of premature babies. Parent education, info and skills. 5:30 p.m., Imua Family Services Anuenue Room, 870-0115. Keiki Issues? - Every Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strongwilled children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6-8:30 p.m., Hui Malama Learning Center, 298-5050.

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Ayurvedic Consultations - Every Wed. Margo P. Uma Gal, CAP., offers up wisdom on diet and lifestylefrom over 20 years of experience as a Ayurvedic Practitioner. Walk-ins only. Free. 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 573-2424.

After-School Help - Every Mon-Fri Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 2445911.

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Kids Love Music - Music Together Maui offers early childhood music programs for infants, toddlers, preschoolers and kindergarteners and the adults who love them. Come play with instruments, sing, chant and dance. For more info call 248-7549 or visit www.musictogethermaui.com.

Learn Folk Dancing - Shake it folk style with the Maui International and Israeli Folk Dance Group. Learn folk dances from around the globe. 5 p.m., Beit Shalom Synagogue, 634 Alulike St., Kihei, 874-5397.

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Your County At Work - A guest speaker series to inform the public about the workings of our County departments, sponsored by the Maui County Republican Party. This week’s speaker: Fire Chief Carl Kaupalolo. Price includes soft drinks and food choices from a preset menu. $20. 5:30 p.m., Manana Garage, 33 Lono St., Kahului, 249-8880.

Dance Lessons - Every Wed. Open registration to learn the cha-cha and foxtrot. $50 for three months. 6:30-9:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 879-0555.

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Music Menagerie - Every Tue. A music inspired hour of dance, storytime, puppetry and interactive play for little ones and their parents. $15, 9:15 a.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

In the Green - Every Tue. No where to go Upcountry during the week? Oh, contraire, my friend! Get a group of people together and head over to Sunny Maui Specialties and enjoy pupus, food and music. BYOB, and some for me. Free. 6-9 p.m., Sunny Maui Specialtie, 81 Makawao Ave, 573-2375

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Bisque it Baby - Every Mon. Sometimes, as a mom, all you might need is a little time to do something creative. Get together with other Moms and babies and paint something! Maybe a mug or a teapot, and de-stress. Studio fee is Free. 9-11 a.m., Kids and Company, Maui Mall, 877-7819. Toddler Tuesdays - Every Tue. Toddlers are insane. Seriously, as a mother of two I can vouch that they are without rational thought. Let them do their thing and cruise with the other crazies for storytime, juice, cookies and painting. $15, 10-11 a.m., Kids and Company, Maui Mall, 877-7819.

LECTURE Got Money? - May I have some? Before you answer that, check out this Maui group that focuses on economic solutions, and visions-- dialog and a readers circle too. Various times, Island Wide locations, 573-3250 for more info. Socrates Cafe - Practice the Socratic Method in a dialog group with a goal of improving your questioning ability. This means expanding on the, “Why, Mommy, why?” technique. Various times and locations. Call 573-3250 for details

ENVIRONMENTAL Got Boxes? - You can recycle them, and all kinds of packing material, before they start multiplying like bunnies! Business, Etc., 2020 Main St., Wailuku, 242-8200. Coastal Restoration - Every Fri. Habitat restoration at Waiheè coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m., Waiheè, 244-5263. Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get free info about marine life and answers to all those pesky questions about Maui’s reef environment that keep you up all night. The Pacific Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are definitely smarter than a 5th grader. The question is, are you? Free. 8 a.m.-1 p.m., Ulua Beach Wailea, 249-8811. Save Honolua - Every Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed deveopment of Honolua Bay. 6:30 p.m. King Kamehameha III School Cafeteria, 611 Front St., Lahaina. Save the Forest - Every Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove. Transportation is provided. Bring warm clothes, long pants and closed boots. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m., Harbor Shop, 300 Maàlaea Rd; 8:15 a.m., Upcountry Tavares Community Center. Goes until noon. 856-8341 to reserve spot.

CommUnITY Volunteers Needed - The Maui Dharma Center needs volunteers to serve up tasty vegetarian cuisine at their 1st Annual Fundraising Food Booth at the 85th Maui County Fair, September 27th – September 30th. Both day and night shifts available. For information, or to volunteer contact Mary 281-7645, or the Maui Dharma Center 579-8076. Free Nursing Course - The Maui Care Corps will be offering a free 5-week intensive nursing assistant course at Maui Community College beginning October 8th.If you are interested in this

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 09/20 HENRY’S BAR & GRILL 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

MGM No cover, 9pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 9pm

DJ Boomshot $10, 10pm

DJ Jay P No cover, 10pm

Vince Esquire No cover

Kenny Roberts No cover

El Vato Loco No cover

DJ Chronic No cover, 10pm

Danny Murray $5, 10pm

Danny Murray No cover, 10pm

120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

KIMO’S

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

LIQUIDS 49 East Lipoa St., Kihei - 875-0880

LOBBY LOUNGE Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Monday 09/24 – Wednesday 09/26

Gina Martinelli No cover, 9pm

TUE - Da Ha-y-ans, No cover; WED - Chico & Da Kine; No cover

Sonny B No cover

MON - Tom Cherry Band, $5, 10pm WED - Crunch Pups, $5, 10:30pm

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

LAHAINA COOLERS

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

Sunday 09/23

Tom Cerry No cover, 9pm

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

LIFE’S A BEACH

Saturday 09/22

Booze Braddas No cover, 9pm

JACQUES KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Friday 09/21

Rampage

Kingdom 7

Off Tomorrow

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Club Dance $10, 9pm

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 9-11:30pm Johnson, 9-11:30pm

Nils & Anastasia 9-11:30pm

unique opportunity, please call Patricia Duckworth at 984-3476 or 283-3243

POETRY

Nominate a Plant Lover - The Maui Invasive Species Committee is now accepting nominations for the 5th Annual Mälama i ka ‘Äina Award, presented annually to a landscaper, plant provider (retail and wholesale nurseries and garden shops), or commercial/agricultural property owner/manager to recognize their efforts to keep invasive species out of Maui County. Applications due by Oct. 10. For more info visit www.mauiisc.org

Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114.

SPORTS Cooney Surf Contest & Air Show - Sat, Sept 22. Surf this weekend in this third annual contest and air show, where Maui’s own Steve Cooney will be remembered and honored. There will be five divisions and a spectacular air show (Cooney’s specialty) and there will be cash prizes for top finishers in all divisions. Proceeds from this event will go towards a college scholarship fund to be awarded to young surfers. 7 a.m. Entry forms available at Hana Hwy Surf, Paia, 579-8999. Walk, Run, Train - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300. Tai Chi - Every Tuesday. Practice the 36 movements of the “short yang” style of tai chi chuan. $10 per class. 5:30-6:30 a.m., Unity Church Wailuku, 242-9327. Pool Hours - Besides the fear of contracting super-strain uku’s, I really enjoy a good swim in a public pool. Sometimes the thought of dealing with sand is just too much to bear. Kahului, Kihei, Lahaina, War Memorial, Pukalani, anthe Old and New Wailuku Pools: M-W, F, S 9 a.m-4 p.m.; Th 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m.; Sun 12-4:30 p.m. These hours can change due to events. To double check you can call, 270-6135.

ART Digital Photography Demonstration - Fri, Sept 21. Kiersten A. Stein demonstrates how to take a digital photo of an ordinary object or "keepsake" and apply the imagination with composite techniques to create a dynamic image. Free. 6:30-p p.m. The Quan Gallery, Front St., Lahaina, 667-2757 SWOON - Now - Sat, Sept 29. A display of sophisticated urban artwork by New York artist SWOON as well as work created by Maui youths she mentored. Hui No`eau Visual Arts Center, Makawao, 572-6560. Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. 6:30p.m., Front St., Lahaina, 661-6284. WOW Wailea - Every Wed. Meet artists, shmooze, admire art, drink wine and eat pupus. 6:30 p.m. The Shops of Wailea, 874-8583. Art Show - Ongoing through Aug. Internationally reknowned painter David Lee is displaying a collections of paintings that interpret the tranquility of nature. Quan Gallery, Front St., Lahaina, 667-2575.

Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852. Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your original work, your favorite poem, or just come to be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, 662-3950. Open Mind Open Mic - Every Mon. Open Mind Open Mic with spoken word, poetry, comedy— whatever you have to say here’s your chance. 7:30 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091. Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome. Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com. Poetry Reading - Every second Thu Maui Live Poets Society hosts an open poetry reading on the West side. Free. 6:30- 9 p.m. Lahaina, 661-0517

TV/RADIO Filipino Language - Mon-Fri. Fred Duldulao, Leo Agcolicol, Rey Patao and Maggie Evangelista host a Filipino language talk show. 4-6 a.m.; 7-10 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Talk of Maui - Mon-Fri. Fred Guzman talks local, state and national poitics and issues. And every Thursday morning at 7:30, Fred grills Maui Time’s own Anthony Pignataro on the latest issues of the day. 6-8 a.m., KNUI 900 AM. Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145. Mind Body Spirit - Every Mon from 6:30-9:30 p.m., Tue from 11 a.m.-2 p.m., and Thu at noon. Liah Howard, psychic and guests. KAOI 1110 AM. Maui Time vs. Ed & Greg - Every Monday Maui Time Weekly and WILD 105.5 join forces to talk about Maui issues and boobs. 10 a.m. WILD 105.5. Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, callin talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 5728787. Words of Peace - Every Wed-Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 8:30 a.m. Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084. Conversations with Friends - Every Thu. Mary Omwake and James Jacobson interview New Thought leaders. 11 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m. KAOI, 1110 AM. Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in

MON - Open Mic, No cover, 10pm; TUE - Kanoa & Shawn, No cover, 10pm; WED - DJ Nexus, No cover, 10pm WED - Ballroom, Country, Swing Dance

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MON - Nils & Anastasia, 9-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 9-11:30pm

Dr. Nat, 9-11:30pm

talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800. Uncle Charlie’s Corner - Sat. Kahu Charles Kauluwehi Maxwell, Sr. talks story. 6-10 a.m., KNUI 900 AM. Free Zone/ Zona Libre - Every other Sat. A multi-lingual, multi-cultural radio program featuring world music, fresh thought, live interviews with local and international artists and NO commercial breaks. 6-10 a.m. Mana’o Radio 91.5 FM. Maui Matters - Sat-Sun. Pacific Radio Group News Director Wendy Osher discusses local issues. 1-2 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Spanish Language - Sat-Sun. carlos David Hernandez discusses news and plays music in Spanish. 2-4 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Japanese Language - Sun. Yumi’s long-running Japanese language show. 7-8:30 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Save Honolua - Every Wed at 8 p.m and Thu at 7:30 a.m., AKAKU Channel 53.

KARAOKE Isana Restaurant - Daily, 9 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-1811. Kobe Japanese Steakhouse - Fri-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. Lulu’s - Wed, 7 p.m., 1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. Sansei - Thu-Fri, 10 p.m., 600 Office Road, Kapalua, 669-6286; Thu-Sat, 10 p.m. Kihei Town Center, 879-0004. Tiffany’s - Daily, 9:30 p.m., 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-0052. Unisan - Thu-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

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Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri, Peter DeAquino. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Kaànapali Pkwy, Building J, 661-4495. Longhi’s - Fri, Crazy Fingers; Sat, Scotty Rotten. All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. Maui Brewing Co. - Thu, Fri, Nino Toscano; Sat, Wed, Marvin Tevaga; Mon, Brian Haia; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 4405 Honoapiìlani Hwy #217, Lahaina, 669-3473. Moose McGillycuddy’s, Kihei - Sat, Anuhea; Sun, Teri Garrison. All sets 5-7 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600. Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne & France; Sat, Mark & Mike; Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., 667-7758. Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thu-Fri, Wailea Nights; Sat-Sun, Celtic Tigers, 7 p.m.; Mon, Gypsy Pacific, 7 p.m.; Tue, Benoit Jazz Works, 7 p.m.; Wed, Joyce and Gord, 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil; Sat, John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincade Basques; Sun, Andrew; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 6:30 or 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapiìlani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Blue Marlin Harbor-Front Grill & Bar - Fri, Mon, Boy Kanaè and KaÙhaneleo; Sat, Braddah Frances and Friends; Mon-Sat sets 6:30-9 p.m. Sun, Teri Garrison. Sun sets 4-6:30 p.m. Maàlaea

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troup; Thu, Sat, Sun, Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. Cool Cat Cafe - Sun, Wed - Erik the Whale Sharks; Mon, Fri - Dave Carroll; Tue - Jazz Night; Every other Thur - Howard Ahia and Erin Smith (alternating); Sat- Howard Ahia, sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Ernest Pua’a; Sat, Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,“TBA”; Tue, Albert & Roy; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Parkway, Building P, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani

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SEPTEMBER 20, 2007

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 09/20 LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Neto Latin Salsa No cover, 9pm

Friday 09/21

Saturday 09/22

Sunday 09/23

Crazy Fingers $5, 9:30pm

Paula Fuga w/The Girlas & Micah Wolf; $20, $15, 9pm

The Willy’s No cover, 9pm

Sexy Saturday’s No cover, 10pm

Monday 09/24 – Wednesday 09/26

WED - Hip Hop & Flip Flops, $7, 10pm

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MON - Salsa,TUE - Rainbow Night

33 Lono Ave, Kahului - 873-0220

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WED - Open Mic Night, 10:30pm

4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy.,Kahana - 669-3474

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

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DJ Mackie Mac No cover, 9pm

DJ Mello Yello No cover, 9pm

Vince Esquire Band No cover, 9pm

MON - DJ Mello Yello, No cover 9pm; TUE DJ Mackie Mac, $5, 9pm, WED - DJ Mellow Yellow, No cover, 9pm

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Celtic Tigers

MON - Gypsy Pacific

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

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744 Front St., Lahaina - 661-9090

Wee D’ono No cover, 10pm

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

Hazmatt No cover, 10pm

Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm

MON - Junior Guys, No cover 10pm; TUES - The Irish Rovers, No cover, 10pm; WED - Open Mic

DJ El Gato No cover, 10pm

DJ Durty

DJ Nutmeg No cover, 10pm

Lounge N’ Beats Night

MON - WED Lounge N’ Beats Nights

Live Jazz No cover, 9pm

Freaky Friday w/DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm

DJ Magnetic, DJ Del Sol No cover, 10pm

Kanoa of Gomega No cover, 10pm

MON - DJ JP, No cover, 10pm; TUE - DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm; WED - Crunch Pups, No cover, 10pm

PACIFIC’O 505 Front St., Lahaina - 667-4341

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

DJ Durty No cover, 10pm

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DJ Blast, $15, 9:30pm

Hyatt Regency, Ka’anapali - 667-4727

WED - John Moore Project, No cover, 9:30pm

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

TIP-UPS TAVERN 1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299

Crunch Pups 9pm

Vince Esquire 9pm

Erin Smith 9pm

Kilohana 10pm

Lawa $5, 10pm

Ohana Groove $5, 10pm

Harbor, 244-8844. Cafe Cafe - Tue, Joshua. Fri, Omar & Friends. All sets 7-9 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 879-4700. Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Fri, Salsa & Latin; Sat, “Tory Smith”- Island music. All sets 6:308:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, 875-2910. Gian Dons - Wed, Sat, Earl Love & Ken Stover; Thu, Bobby Ingram; Fri, Nezzo. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041 Longhi’s - Sat, acustic music. 9 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883 Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206. Moose McGillycuddys - Sat, Anuhea; 5-7 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600. Mulligan’s on the Blue - Fri, Wailea Nights; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers; Mon, Gypsy Pacific; All sets 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony & Peter; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Rd., Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Sun, Mon, Brian; Wed, Sat, Merv Oana Thu; Fri Margie; Tue Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Ramen & Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6284.

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UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys Randall; Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. All sets 69 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Tue, Green Room Blue; Wed, Eddie Float; Saturday, Joshua. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 137 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-6009.

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SEPTEMBER 20, 2007

Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m. Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

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■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele Òhana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m-1 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Ron Kuala’au; Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele Òhana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed, Mele Òhana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.

EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211

Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.

Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.

Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing. 7:30-8:15 p.m.

■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Kaànapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Puaà. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KAÀNAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Kaànapali Pkwy, 661-0011 Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m. ■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapiìlani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500

■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 661-3611

■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525

Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m.

Paniolo Lounge - Thu-Sun, Live music. 6:309:30 p.m.

Café Marc Aurel - Sat, Belly Dancing. 7 p.m. & 8 p.m.; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-0852.

Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat, Bradduh Francis, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.

and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.

TUE - The New Project, $5, 10pm;

■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000

Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.

Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744.

DJ Shark in da Water No cover, 9:30pm

■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234

AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6:15 p.m. , Sat Tarvin Makai 6:15 p.m.1237 L. Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774.

Mañana Garage - Mon, Neto & Friends. 6:30-9 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220.

WED - No Remorse

Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m. ■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets. Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan

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■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, 875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music. Humuhumunukunukuapua`a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100

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ASSISTANT MANAGER RELIEF MANAGER CASHIERS CLERKS: PRODUCE • COURTESY GROCERY FT & PT positions. Customer service oriented individuals needed for our Honokowai Store in Maui. Excellent benefits. Flexible shifts available. An Equal Opportunity Employer

now hiring for AM/PM Server/Busser. Other positions available. Apply in person. Napili Shores 5315 L. Honoapiilani Hwy.

NAI‘A PROPERTIES INC. Account Executive Property & Assoc. Mgmt.

Are you looking for an exciting opportunity in property management? We are looking for a professional team player with a minimum 2 years industry or similar experience that can meet deadlines, has excellent written and oral communication skills, excels at multi-tasking, is computer knowledgeable & wants to work w/ the very best locally owned company that is expanding. Position available now. Deliver or fax resume, references and salary requirements to: Located at Kahana Falls

808-669-0518

401K, Health, Dental & Vision Insurance Please call Connie at 893-1000 ext. 605 or fax resume to 891-8550

SEPTEMBER 20, 2007

Call 871-7120

Royal Hawaiian Tires 300 K. Hukilike St., Kahului HOUSEKEEPER

296 Alamaha St. C-3 Kahului

LIVE & work in Paradise. A new taxi is ready for you under the shady tree of the best Cab company on West Maui. Will train. Native English speakers only Call: 665-1777. Email: kaanapalitaxi@yahoo.com

apply in person

DELIVERY/WAREHOUSE

FULL TIME COOK/PREP

1913 So. Kihei Rd.

person, F/T Mon.-Fri. Lift up to 100 lbs. Valid Driver’s Lic./clear abstract. Delivery & set up of furniture. Excellent benefits, medical/dental. MOORE INTERIORS

South Shore Tiki Lounge

DELI / CASHIER - PT Includes

• Laborer - No Experience • Fumigator - Pay commensurate w/experience

Call 871-1283

Part-time On-call

USDA APHIS Wildlife Services Vacancy Announcement Wildlife Services Specialist, 2 positions for Maui County, full time, temporary appointment, not to exceed 13 months, grade AD-4 or AD-5. For details or to obtain a copy of the job description, email

Trevor@trevor.d.lu@aphis.usda.gov Announcement #WSWR-2007-HI03

A Non-Profit Organization

A+ GROUP LEADERS

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Established Kihei restaurant under new Management seeking qualified candidates for 2 positions for Days/Evenings. Cook/Prep. Start Immediately - Full Time. Excellent Benefits. Salary DOE.

Vic 268-4120

Martin&MacArthur

Hawaii’s Premier Gift Store Join a Winning Team A wonderful environment to work in

Full-time

MANAGER’S ASSISTANT

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A CASUAL/ON-CALL POSITION? Wailea Point AOAO has immediate Patrol positions available. We are seeking employees who are interested in the Patrol field. Our starting salary is $14.00/hr. If you are reliable, have great customer service skills and pay attention to detail call us at 879-7267 or fax your resume to 879-4651. Pre-employment drug screening is required.

HABA/VITS STOCKER Current experience in HABA/VITS essential. Team player for our cozy setting. Great pay and benefits. Apply in person for this full time position. Mana Foods 49 Baldwin Ave., Paia

BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP CO. Looking For: Line Cooks & Front of the House Employees Apply in person 889 Front St. Lahaina

SECURITY OFFICERS Freeman Guards, Inc. Accepting applications for various positions w/flexible hours. Benefits available. Driver’s license preferred, not required. Retirees are welcome. Apply at: 210 Imi Kala St., Ste. 4-S Wailuku Industrial Call 244-7052

PEST CONTROL TECH Women welcome to apply! FT or PT, 2-5 days/week, days flexible. Must be neat & responsible. Drug test & traffic abstract required. Paid training, excellent starting pay, & full benefit package available. Call 244-0600. Valley Isle Pest Control

SHOPS AT WAILEA We are seeking a dependable individual with good computer and communication skills at our retail showroom in Wailea. Organized team player, proficient in Excel/Word is highly desired. Prior sales and customer service a plus. Duties include but not limited to: Assisting store manager, general office duties, data entry, cash handling, as well as part-time sales and stock.

Full-time positions include: • HMSA or Kaiser • Profit Sharing • Dental • Monthly Bonus • 401k • Paid 2 weeks vacation after 1 year

MUST meet all DHS requirements and be available M-F 1:30pm –5:30pm, previous experience preferred, but not required! For more info call 573-8764 or 357-2172

Apply in person or send resume to joann@martinandmacarthur.com Shops at Wailea Showroom

Equal Opportunity Employer

891-8844

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PATROL PERSONNEL

is looking for a PM COOK

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Would you like to join a great team in a positive, beautiful working environment selling exquisite jewelry, sculpture and art glass?

2500-$3500 per month

BUG MAN TERMITE & PEST CONTROL, INC.

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Apply in person 800 Elna St. #11, Wailuku

SERVICE WRITER TRAINEE

661-8800

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is looking for CLERICAL $10/hr to start

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for Apartment Hotel in Honokowai. $13/hr. Call 669-6312

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weekends. Team Player, physical work, good communication skills, $10/hour.

We are seeking to fill a part-time position for data entry & office assistance. Full time a possibility, weekends are a must with hours being flexible. Word & Excel a plus. Comprehensive benefits: Full medical and dental, matching 401K, and more. Drug screening required. Fax resume to: 893-2042 or apply in person Mon–Fri 8:30–4:00 25 Kuhea Road, Kahului

Please - No Phone Calls

Tree Trimmers & Ground Help. F/T. No Drugs. Driver’s License Req. Call 572-1636

Our top mechanic earned $21,000 in savings bond bonuses in 2 years & he needs help.

for Bed & Breakfast in Lahaina area. Tu-Sat. approximately 10-2. Good work ethics with references.

Looking for a little extra holiday income?

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Fish & Poi

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Dolphin Galleries in the Shops at Wailea has a full-time position available for an enthusiastic self-starter.

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AUTO MECHANIC F/T ASE Mechanic needed for busy repair shop. Excellent wages & benefits based upon experience. Great career opportunity. ERNIE'S KWIK LUBE & AUTO REPAIR

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Charley’s in Paia is accepting applications for

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SERVICES PROFESSIONAL ORGANIZER Got clutter? Need more space? Want more time & less stress? I can help! Contact me for more info. room2breathe61@gmail.com Call Kat 268-7404 MAUI RECYCLING SERVICE Picks up all your glass, plastic, aluminum, tin, newspaper, & cardboard. Home Pickup; a convenience for $17.50/mo! Bi-monthly pick up. Commercial accounts avail. Call Now! 244-0443

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SEPTEMBER 20, 2007

Now Hiring Full-Time, Full-Time Split Shift & Part-Time: Transportation Security Officers Officers provide security and protection for air travelers, airports and aircraft.

Full-Time Split Shift (Kahului): Starting at $35,754 per year Plus Benefits Part-Time (Kahului): Starting at $17.13 per hour Plus Benefits (Includes 25% Cost of Living Allowance and 25% Retention Pay)

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SEPTEMBER 20, 2007

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Take your own advice, damn it! You’re chock-full of wise counsel for your friends, but when it comes to yourself, you sometimes make astonishingly poor choices. I think the problem is you’re reluctant or unable to take the necessary step back from your own situation and view it with the dispassionate. Personally, I think you can separate yourself from the situation sufficiently to give yourself excellent advice, but if you really think you can’t—ask someone to do it for you. Choose the smartest person you know regarding this type of situation—someone who’s had a lot of success—and ask them what you should do. Then, by all means, regardless of your mixed emotions, do what they advise.

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) For someone who’s so indecisive, you sure can be impatient. I’ve known Libras who suddenly decide they want a long-term lover (after ages of singlehood) and get frustrated when one doesn’t magically appear. Of course, part of the problem when you’re impatient is you’re not actually doing that much differently than you did before, so the openings through which change could come are few and far between. You want something new in your life, you’ve got to throw open a few big barn doors, put down some bait and see what comes waltzing in. Mostly you’re going to get the neighborhood riff-raff, but if you’re alert and open to possibilities you might just get what you’re wishing for—much sooner than you would, otherwise.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) “Solid as a rock,” is an almost meaningless phrase; according to modern physics, even stone is composed of mostly empty space. Most of what we perceive is actually a clever illusion that our minds interpret in a certain way just so we can make some kind of sense of the world and operate within it. You know this, but sometimes you can let your beliefs in your own self-generated illusions really drag you down and keep you from doing what you really want to do. Come on, Scorpio. You have a talent for cutting through other people’s bullshit, right down to the bone. This week, try slicing through some of your own. Afterwards, you might discover you can walk through walls.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) When a plant thinks it might die, it bursts into bloom. It uses up most or all of its remaining energy to produce flowers, which will in turn produce seeds. I understand that this is a side effect of what it’s actually trying to accomplish—the survival of its species—but I love that the floral response to stress creates beauty. Can you do the same? Try it. The more stressed out you get, the harder you should try to generate some original beauty to share with the world. I reckon that will make you feel a whole lot better; even if it doesn’t, it sure will make life nicer for the rest of us, and that can’t be a bad thing.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Just because you’ve walked quite a long ways down a certain path doesn’t mean you can’t switch routes and destinations now. Sure, feeling reluctant is normal, but you shouldn’t let your reluctance keep you from ultimately doing it. As far as we know, this is your one shot, your one life, your one chance to be happy. One of your strengths is what I call stick-to-it-iveness, but that can also be a weakness. Go ahead and think long and hard about your options before you give up something you’ve invested time and energy in. But there may come a time when it’s time to jump ship or go down with it (or just sail on, miserably). Hopefully you have the guts to do what you’ve got to do.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

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The reason you’re likely to obsess over ridiculous emotional bullshit is because you have too much free time inside your head. If you were busy solving the world’s problems, you wouldn’t have the opportunity to make yourself (and some of the people around you) nuts. Your brilliance can and should be put to good use, not this endless mental masturbation about things you can’t figure out or resolve. Ignore your own problems this week, as much as possible. Turn your attention to other people’s, and solving them. They’ll be grateful and feel better, and—weirdly enough—so will you.

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It’s just in line with your endlessly complex and self-contradicting nature that you are usually the most beloved among your friends, and also the one who causes the most aggravation, confusion, or frustration. We can’t help but like you; you’re so sweet and cuddly. But that’s not a blank check to just ride on your cuteness. You frustrate us because you’re the most talented person we know, and you’re doing the least with your talents. Exercise your brilliance or it’ll get soft and flabby. This week, if you can’t summon the motivation to do it for your own benefit, do it for us.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Tastes change. Yours certainly do. Remember that song you were so gung ho about three years ago? You’re cringing in embarrassment about that now. That bore you dated for so long is someone your friends are forbidden to even mention these days. Of course, some bands and people are in your life for the long haul. It’s just hard to tell in the moment how you’ll feel about them in years to come. Luckily, this week you should have an easier time telling whether whoever or whatever you’re currently enthusiastic about is a short-term fad, or an instant classic.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) I don’t know if it’s true, but many of my massage therapist friends talk about how people “store” emotions in different parts of their body, creating isolated tension or even long-term problems. I reckon it’s an idea worth exploring, especially because you Bulls are notorious for holding certain emotions back and not expressing them. Where did they go? This week, turn hunter. Track down your lost and repressed feelings wherever they might be hiding—not to shoot down and kill them, but to capture and release them somewhere they’re free to roam without hurting anyone (especially you).

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) You’ve probably noticed already that sometimes things (both good and bad) happen in threes. You’re especially prone to notice triplets of this kind this week. A smart Gemini might be able to find some way to take advantage of this—by cashing in on the opportunities, or avoiding the negative stuff. You can’t be sure that something you experience will be echoed twice more, or what forms those echoes will take, but why not take a stab at putting yourself in (or out, as the case may be) their path? If you’re lucky, it might be the best thing you do this year.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) I wish I could tie you up and spank you—and not to be kinky! I’m pissed because you know that one of the choices you’re making is really wrong for you. It’s not even that pleasurable, and yet you’re making it nevertheless! Is it a desire for self-destruction? What’s it going to take to make you quit abusing yourself with your own actions? The world is harsh enough without you adding to your own burdens. Can you stop yourself, please? And if you can’t, will you please find someone who will?

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Sometimes a really good email message accidentally gets sorted into your junk mail folder, and you have to sort through all the penis enlargement and Viagra bullshit to find it. That happens to certain people, too. You meet them and for whatever reason, your brain files them in a category where they don’t belong—and one you don’t invest much time in. This week you may have a chance to discover that what looked like a bit of bogus “LOTTERY WINNER” spam, in human form, is actually the real thing. Take a chance and open it up.

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SEPTEMBER 20, 2007

RESTLESSNATIVE

BY STARR BEGLEY STARR@MAUITIME.COM

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow My husband has been in Huntington Beach, California for exactly 198 hours and I am totally over it. I mean, in the beginning, I had big plans for myself while he was gone. I planned on an afternoon at the shooting range, an evening with Paula Fuga at Mulligan’s on the Blue, plowing through at least three novels, writing 80 pages of my own tome, catching up on Grey’s Anatomy, doing a little pole-dancing and polishing off three bottles of wine–two red, one white. None of this has happened. Instead, while my dear husband is off revamping an old car for an episode of Overhaulin’ with Chip Foose and a few perky female “Personal Assistants” he can’t help but talk about every damn time he phones, I’ve been dealing with a sick baby (our son spiked a temp of 105.3 degrees) and the subsequent loss of work hours that come along with it. Not to mention all the normal household duties that comes along with being a pseudo-single mom with raging PMS. Granted, things could be worse. My son’s brain could have turned into a little pot roast, and my husband could be screwing $20 hookers in Tijuana instead of

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simply getting hammered at the hotel bar with said perky PA’s (What exactly do they assist him with, anyway?). How do I know everything’s okay and he’s not dabbling in any extra-marital hanky-panky?. At this point I’m going on faith and a little known Puerto Rican spell cast by my BFF. If his penis comes home withered and black, he’s going to have some explaining to do. But until he actually does come home and I have a chance to examine the goods, I’ve done what any reasonable woman in my situation would do: revolt against shaving my legs, devour bacon with every meal and cry during commercials. Also, I got a haircut. Let’s talk about this “haircut thing” a moment. Like many women, I’ve found that I cut or color my hair when I am stressed out or just generally sick of my life. I used to do it frequently. I’ve had a pixie cut, bob, shoulder-length tresses, waist-length mane. I’ve worn my hair in shades of black, purple, pink and this god-awful ehu color. But in the past three and a half years, I haven’t done a damn thing to it. But recently, I woke up one morning knowing that I was cutting my hair. Immediately. So I scheduled an appointment at Beauty Bar in Wailuku because pretty much all the women that I work with (Judy, Wendy, Samantha) all have a great sense of style and they go there. So I went, and I like-ey. At first, when I saw how much the lovely Dawn was snipping off of my strands, I started to hyperventilate. It took me a really long time to grow that stuff, and who cares if it’s dead and straggly? It’s my hair, for crying out loud. It turns out that Dawn knew what she was doing and I left with “bouncin’ and behavin’” healthy curls that made me feel instantly better. Perky PA’s, my ass. So anyway, life as a pseudo-single mom has definitely reminded me why I appreciate my husband. Granted, I’m a little irritated at him at the moment so I can’t think of what exactly I appreciate, but I just know that I do. Really, I do. Starr Begley is so not looking forward to taking out the trash tonight. MTW

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