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4 MAUI COUNTY THIS WEEK’S QUESTION What video game best sums up your love life? Editor: Jacob Shafer ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ Calendar Editor/Staff Writer: Kate Bradshaw ‘Doom’ Contributors: Jessica Armstrong, Caeriel Crestin, Lloyd Dangle, Rob Parsons, Chuck Shepherd, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Illustration: Ron Pitts Photography: Sean Michael Hower ‘Space Invaders’
Some dude wants a story about ball-shaving in Letters. Rob Report checks in on palm oil. A gay-basher gets bashed in Eh Brah! Animal love dominates News of the Weird. Sen. Inouye channels Richard Prior in Coconut Wireless. The economy claims a Kihei resort in The Business End.
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You want to get your hands dirty to help preserve Maui’s natural beauty; writer Kirsten Whatley wants to show you how with her new eco-guidebook focused on volunteering. It’s one of those win-wins.
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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR FOOD FOR THOUGHT I’m glad these wise individuals are sharing their concerns for supporting a food network that will benefit the greater Maui community [“Real homeland security,” October 9]. Thanks, Rob, for another good column. Walt from Pukalani, submitted online at mauitime.com
STICK IN THE SPUD Re: The Eh Brah! complaining about inorganic potatoes: It’s folks like this that make life harder for everyone else. Poor deli worker, he may never hear the end of this; and POTATOES for pity’s sake, grown underground, probably one item that is not affected by pesticides, and little by fertilizers. You’re obviously one of those nitpicky hyper-anxious “veggies” that I keep away from. If that’s what your food choices do to you, I’d rather not go there. I’m a healthy 51-year-old who has eaten a variety of foods in my life and trys to stay healthy and close to the earth. (Buy local foods by the way!) I’m very choosy about the way I eat, and to call ANY local health food store to task for something like this is reaching. It’s worse to worry about what you eat than to actually eat something inorganic, but that’s my opinion... Surfer Sue, submitted online at mauitime.com
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So you think Jacob has the pulse of the island in the Coconut Wireless column? He attended his first Maui County Fair! Wonderful! Why don’t you change your name to avoid deceptive representation? Call yourself what the rest of the island does: Haole Times.
WE’RE SAVING THE BALL-SHAVING STORY FOR THE HOLIDAYS I give up! Is it now too much to ask to get points of view of life that are not directly related to common storylines? Jeez, let’s lighten up and laugh
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A MODEST PROPOSAL Here’s an idea for all the Maui politicians who keep putting their expensive glossy fliers in my mailbox just so I can put my beer on them or throw them away. How about donating that money to charity, then writing a letter or buying a radio/TV commercial bragging about how while your opponents were wasting their money on signs and fliers you were busy giving back. You’d get my vote…if I voted. Davey K., Kihei
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Just wanted to say the new editor is doing a bang-up job; haven’t noticed any drop-off since he arrived, if anything the paper looks and reads better than ever. High marks for the Akaku story and for LC Watch, Coconut Wireless and also Rob Report keeping us informed week to week. Keep it up!
a little. Can I get an article on ugly speed dating experiences, the disgusting gym habits some of us encounter, why are you still sporting that pony tail at 65 and for what reason would you shave your balls? Sure, food, fashion, music and entertainment are vital escapes, however can’t someone in your talented staff write from real life and not from some bullshit editorial agenda. I am aware that advertising pays the bills and some clients would be uncomfortable with some subject matter but it’s the readers that patronize their businesses. Oh, and by the way, the Rolling Stone header on the music issue was REAL original.
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Ballot proposals seek to alter Hawaii’s governing document n November 4, in addition to the various candidates vying for county, state and federal office, voters will be asked to consider two questions related to the state Constitution. The first is fairly straightforward; the second is pretty complicated. Let’s take a look.
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The question: Shall the age qualification for the office of governor and office of lieutenant governor be reduced from thirty years of age to twenty-five years of age? The low-down: Pretty much exactly what it sounds like. The bill— SB966—was introduced by Sen. David Ige in 2007 and the legislature passed it earlier this year. Pros: Before voting on SB966, state lawmakers heard testimony from advocacy groups like Youth Outreach! Hawaii. One example, quoted on the Hawaii House Blog, from Samadhi Bishop: “I have many friends who are under the age of 30 and are able to go to war, fight for our country and die. And yet just because of their age, they’re not eligible to lead as Governor or Lt. Governor. I know that they, myself and others my age are discouraged by this, feeling that our voice doesn’t count.” A report on the bill posited that that the amendment would “inspire Hawaii’s young people to participate in the leadership process.” Proponents of the amendment cite the fact that the U.S. Constitution allows 25-year-olds to run for Congress. Shouldn’t they also be allowed to seek Hawaii’s highest office? Cons: There doesn’t seem to be much opposition. The slippery slope argument could be applied—if we decrease the minimum age to 25, what’s to stop it from going even lower? (There are those, including some who testified in favor of the bill, who argue it should be lowered to 18 as it is in other states.) Of course, any subsequent changes would have to go through the same process and be approved by the voters. The question: Shall there be a convention to propose a revision of or amendments to the Constitution? The low-down: This is obviously a big idea, and has sparked a lot of debate. Some see it as a way for Hawaii to re-order its priorities and
fix things that are broken in government; others argue it’s unnecessary and could have dangerous, perhaps unforeseen, consequences. The last time Hawaii convened a Con Con was 1978; that meeting is considered by many to be a watershed event in state history. Pros: Though it’s not strictly a partisan issue, much of the support for a Con Con comes from Republicans, who are a significant minority in the state House and Senate, plus some disillusioned Democrats. Ramon Madden, Republican candidate for the State House from the West Maui District, told us he supports a Con Con because he feels the document has been watered down and corrupted by amendments that go against its original intent. “We have a great Constitution; it doesn’t need to be fundamentally changed,” he said. “But some of these amendments need to be looked at closely and maybe shaved off. We’ve had 30 years of people adding things that disrupt the Constitution and the way it’s supposed to be working.” State Rep. Della Au Belatti, a Democrat, supports a Con Con and has, in effect, called out her own party for allowing things to run off the rails. “Are you satisfied with the way government operates now? Can we do better?” she asked in a recent Honolulu Advertiser article. Some of the key issues proponents want to see addressed include education, health care and energy use—hot-button topics that have colored this election at all levels. Cons: There are two central arguments. First, that staging a convention would swallow up a sizeable chunk of cash at a time when the state budget is already stretched to the breaking point. Cost estimates range from less than $10 million to over $40 million depending on the source, but no one’s saying it would be cheap. Second, opponents fear that opening up the Constitution for tinkering could lead to a range of interest groups lobbying for specific changes that line up with their pet causes without taking into account the big picture. In other words, we could wind up with a mish-mash of competing ideas that lack the cohesion and long-term vision that make the document valuable and functional in the first place. Legally, opponents also argue, there’s no overarching, compelling reason to stage a Con Con. Quoted in the Advertiser, Senate Majority Leader Gary Hooser, a Democrat, pretty well summed up the anti-convention case: “We can’t afford it. We don’t need it.” MTW
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Palm oil salesmen An update on Hawaiian Electric’s misguided plans to import palm oil he Hawaii Public Utilities Commission (PUC) heard two days of testimony last week in a contested case docket to consider a proposed contract between Hawaiian Electric Company, Inc. (HECO) and Imperium Renewables to import palm oil biodiesel for electrical generation. Life of the Land, a community-based environmental group founded in 1970, has actively challenged the presumption that palm oil may provide a sustainable, renewable source of power production for Hawaii. Two days of evidentiary hearings last week in downtown Honolulu revealed the extent to which HECO’s palm oilbiodiesel proposal is floundering. Two
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of biofuel crops throughout the islands. The conclusions revealed that even if all available agricultural lands in Hawaii were utilized, they would be insufficient to replace the amount of petroleum fuels currently used for electrical generation and transportation. For example, Maui Electric Company (MECO) consumed in excess of 76 million gallons of diesel and high-sulfur residual oils in their generation units at Ma`alaea, Kahului, and Hana. That’s equivalent to nearly 1.5 million gallons a week. Even if 10,000 acres were planted tomorrow in jatropha curcas—a drought-tolerant, fairly high yielding oil plant at 300-400 gallons per acre annually—at maturity in 5-8 years it would only produce 3-4 million
The ecological devastation wreaked by the palm oil industry on the rainforest ecosystems of Malaysia and Indonesia is well documented. out of three PUC commissioners spent much of the two days dissecting the facts brought forward by HECO, picking up on many of the main themes questioned by Life of the Land’s Executive Director, Henry Curtis. The thrust of the PUC docket was a request from HECO to approve a threeyear contract with Imperium Renewables of Seattle to import biodiesel for fueling the 110-megawatt power generation facility under construction in Oahu’s Campbell Industrial Park, scheduled to go online in July 2009. But all the pieces have not fallen into place since HECO announced its proposal to fuel the Oahu facility with 100 percent biodiesel, purportedly to reduce greenhouse gas emissions and cut our dependence on imported fuels. Nevertheless, HECO seems hell bent on a strategy to institute palm oil imports, despite economic and environmental red flags. Despite efforts to spin the issue by industry groups like the Malaysian Palm Oil Council (MPOC), the ecological devastation wreaked by the palm oil industry on the rainforest ecosystems of Malaysia and Indonesia is well documented.
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gallons, or only enough to fuel MECO for two to three weeks. HECO has claimed that the local biofuel industry would be kick-started by the Campbell Industrial Park generation site requirement for biodiesel and by plans to build large biodiesel refineries on Oahu and Maui. BlueEarth Biodiesel LLC announced in February 2007 their intentions to partner with MECO to construct a 120 million-gallon/year facility on Maui. Imperium received approvals to build a 100-mgy refinery on state land at Kalaeloa Harbor late last year. But soon after they withdrew an Initial Public Offering that would have raised funds to finance construction of three facilities in all. Plans to build in Hawaii have been scrapped, and Imperium’s local office has closed, its phone disconnected. Meanwhile, production of biodiesel at Imperium’s Seattle plant halted suddenly last April, according to shipping records and testimony before the PUC. In August, the company lost a major contract to supply some 18 million gallons of biodiesel yearly to Royal Caribbean Cruises. The cruise line also pulled out its investment in the Seattle company. Imperium went through a financial restructuring last month in order to satisfy obligations to project lenders.
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HECO seems hell bent on importing palm oil, despite the cost. Production at the plant, however, is still shut down. Commission Chair Carlito Caliboso asked HECO’s Robbie Alm, Executive Vice President of Public Affairs, about Imperium’s financial health and status. Were there risks, and did the utility have a contingency plan? Alm replied that the biofuel markets have been tough on all participants. He said that even though Imperium had changed their plans to build in Hawaii, they still were assuring HECO they would have access to supplies of palm oil to meet the sustainability criteria set forth by HECO and the Natural Resources Defense Council last year. HECO’s next witness, Ronald Cox, Manager of the Power Supply Division, said Imperium was given until October 30 to provide a contingency plan if they are unable to meet the terms of the contract. He said that even while they are hoping Imperium call fulfill the contract terms, they are also doing due diligence to see if there are other possible providers. Commissioner Les Kondo asked how
fast HECO could execute a contract with a substitute supplier. Cox answered that their first choice would be a company that could “take assignment” of the contract. Otherwise, releasing a new Request for Proposals for competitive bidding could be a lengthy process. Kondo asked if Imperium was in compliance, or in breach of their contract. Cox stated that “default” and “breach” are legal terms open to scrutiny and interpretation, but agreed they are not currently in “full compliance.” “Is it your company’s position this is still in the public interest and prudent to approve this three-year contract?” Kondo asked. Cox said, yes, it was. PUC staff legal counsel Stacey Kawasaki Djou inquired whether once approved, HECO could assign the contract to another entity without commission review. Cox replied, yes, they could. “So the new supplier wouldn’t necessarily be sustainable, and the commission wouldn’t be able to evaluate that?” Djou asked. Cox replied that their representatives had worked with the palm oil
ROBREPORT industry, and that reporting would be done in an annual audit. He said that he would be traveling to Malaysia in November for the annual Roundtable for Sustainable Palm Oil meeting, and that they would discuss things with potential suppliers then. uring a break in the proceedings, Life of the Land’s Curtis told me this approach was an astonishing lack of due diligence by the public utility to satisfy the basic requirements of the contract and its providers. He noted that the first RSPO principle is “transparency,” a word that is absent in HECO-NRDC criteria. Curtis asked David Waller, HECO’s Vice President of Customer Solutions, about the difference between the RSPO and the HECO/NRDC sustainability criteria. “Our criteria goes beyond that of RSPO,” said Waller. “Fire is not to have been used for any clearings or plantings after 2005. We’re striving for a balance between sustainability and the practicality to provide electricity.” “Mr. Waller, you spoke of balance,” Curtis redirected. “Can you explain how sustainability could not be practical?” Kondo asked Waller how the date 2005 was chosen. “How is the impact different if you said no clearing for plantations within the last ten years?” Satellite imagery has shown thousands of fires in the Borneo and Sumatra regions over the past ten years due to clearing rainforest and peat lands for new plantations. Malaysia—where nearly four million acres of forest have been lost since 1990—leads all countries of the world with more than 1,000 threatened or endangered species of birds, plants, trees, mammals, amphibians and reptiles. Even as the first two plantations in Malaysia received RSPO certification within the past two weeks, an October 8 report by Friends of the Earth titled “Green Gold or Green Wash” refuted claims of sustainability. The report exposes plans to double palm oil plantation acreage by 2010. It claims that burning has released millions of tons of greenhouse gases and says indigenous communities are still threatened, despite government promises to protect them. David Leonard, who was employed by Imperium until earlier this year, appeared as a HECO consultant and witness. He testified that he traveled to Malaysia three times in the past two years. One of those trips also included state legislators Sen. Ron Menor and Rep. Mina Morita, each of whom reported in excess of $3,000 paid for their airfare, food and lodging on
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annual spending reports. The tab was picked up by industry cheerleader the Malaysian Palm Oil Council. Leonard testified he visited two plantations operated by Sime-Darby, the world’s largest supplier with 6-8 percent of the total production. He said he believes they could fulfill the 15 million gallons annually specified in the HECO contract. Curtis countered that the demand for certified palm oil far exceeds the supply, and that prices would likely continue to rise. Corporate cosmetic giant Unilever was the target of European protests by
Greenpeace earlier this year, and agreed that greater steps are needed to protect rainforests and their inhabitants. Unilever purchased 382 million US gallons of palm oil last year, and is now leading a coalition of multinational companies, including Nestle, Cadbury and Proctor & Gamble, to tackle the issue of sustainability. Curtis noted that HECO paid $155 per barrel of diesel fuel in April of this year, and guesstimated biodiesel at $232 per barrel. It is estimated that “certified” biodiesel could be at least 10 percent more expensive.
HECO’s PUC filing includes a request to pass the costs of biodiesel along to its customers as an “energy cost adjustment,” or fuel surcharge. Considering Hawaii’s abundance of locally available energy sources—solar, wind and ocean thermal, to name a few—this seems to be an extraordinary price for ratepayers to endure, especially considering the environmental price paid to produce palm oil. The PUC will receive Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law from all parties in the case, and may issue a final decision by the end of the year. MTW
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ehbrah@mauitime.com To the guy whose vehicle is plastered with hateful bumper stickers about gay people (not gonna re-write the slogans but it’s nasty, mean stuff): keep the bigotry to yourself. I know, I know…it’s a free country and the First Amendment protects your right to put that vile garbage on the back of your car for the world to see. But guess what? It also protects my right to call your ass out. And speaking of out—can anyone with that much hatred for homosexuals be anything but a closeted one himself? Maybe it’s time to look within and quit spitting venom at people who have done nothing to hurt you and are just trying to live their lives in peace.
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NEWSOFTHEWEIRD ANIMAL LOVERS The world’s most extensive array of animal “rights” took effect in Switzerland in September. Dog owners must take, at their own expense, classes in pet care (and anglers must take a class in humane treatment of fish). Animals listed as “social” (including goldfish, hamsters, sheep, goats, yaks) must be kept with or near another of their species. Goldfish must have some “privacy,” e.g., no completely transparent tanks, and can only be killed humanely (never flushed alive). Even mud-loving pigs are entitled to showers. Yet, Swiss animal rights activists complained that the country still permits trading in cat fur (supposedly a pain-reliever for rheumatism), and that some new protections (for example, for rhinoceroses) are still inadequate.
MORE ANIMAL LOVERS In August two British couples were given sanctions by local councils because their loud, long sex sessions disturbed neighbors. Steve and Caroline Cartwright were issued a noise abatement order by the Sunderland City Council (Caroline: “I do admit I scream and make lots of noise”), and Kerry Norris was fined by the Brighton and Hove City Council for violating a previous sexnoise order with her boyfriend Adam Hinton (a neighbor said their headboard bangs against the wall until 6 a.m.). (Also in August, a neighbor of a swingers’ party house in Des Moines, Wash., told a Seattle Times reporter that cries of ecstasy from the house sometimes sound “like a raccoon dying.”)
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neighbor’s report of domestic violence in a subdivision near Payson, Ariz., in September decided that the “fight” the neighbor heard was the high-pitched mating scream of a male elk. And an August police search near Linz, Germany, was called off after the “bloodcurdling” screams reported as a woman in distress were actually the mating cries of a badger. And officials at the Bristol Zoo in England promised neighbors they would temporarily house gibbons inside during the night because of their loud mating duets.
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HANG TIME Daytime burglar John Pearce, 32, was arrested in Dartford, England, in August after getting his foot caught in a window and hanging upside down for over an hour in full view of congregating (and taunting) neighbors before police arrived. However, in Chester Township, Pa., in July, scrap-metal burglar Charles Ancrum, 50, beat that record, hanging from a window for an entire weekend, dead, after he broke his neck attempting to climb into a residential garage. (While sticking his head through a small window, he fell off the sawhorse he was standing on.) MTW
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We’re really looking forward to the end of election season so we can get off the political stuff and offer you videos of cats doing cartwheels and drunk guys reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. But for now we forge ahead with this funny/depressing entry: Footage of a woman at a McCain rally telling the Arizona Senator she’s afraid of Obama “because he’s an Arab.” To his credit, McCain sets her straight. But if you listen carefully to his response, it’s actually damningly revealing: “No ma’am—he’s a decent family man, a citizen.” No doubt the millions of Arab Americans who call this country home will be interested to hear that’s McCain’s definition of “not an Arab.”
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WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 8 Just slogged through a tape-delayed version of the second presidential debate; here are a few thoughts: All the talk about how the “town hall” format (although I’ve never seen a town hall that featured stage lights and Tom Brokaw) would favor McCain? Not so much. His interaction with the allegedly “undecided voters” (come on people— still?) felt uncomfortable and forced, his repetition of the disingenuous verbal tick “my friends” went from grating to creepy to sad and, while I know this is shallow and not his fault, his hobbling gait and stiff-armed gestures made him look, well, old. Obama by contrast was fluid and self-assured. Pundits have criticized him for being “professorial” and that came across. But honestly, after eight years of a sentence-mangling, smirking anti-intellectual hanging his hat at 1600 Pennsylvania, aren’t we ready for a dose of nuance and critical thinking? I posed that as a rhetorical question, partly because I’m afraid of the answer.
The presidential race isn’t the only one offering up testy political rhetoric. The scramble for the County Council seat from Lanai has generated harsh words as well, with candidate John Ornellas accusing opponent Sol Kaho‘ohalahala of being out of touch with the island’s needs. Speaking at a Kula Community Association forum and quoted in The Maui News, Ornellas said his rival
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“doesn’t have a good grasp of what’s going on.” A dozen Lanai residents—including Alberta de Jetley, who ran and was eliminated in the September 20 primary—have filed a residency challenge against Ko‘ohalahala with the county, seeking to disqualify him from the race. Though Ornellas didn’t officially lend his name to the challenge, I have a sneaking suspicion he’s rooting hard from the sidelines… In other news: Yesterday, nearly 100 people showed up at a hearing called by the state Department of Commerce and Consumer Affairs’ Cable Television Division, almost unanimously to voice support for Akaku and opposition to the DCCA’s plan to put the community access station up for bid. In an era when apathy is more the rule than the exception, it’s heartening to see that Mauians recognize this is a valuable public resource and are willing to speak out to protect it.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 10 I’m starting to think they need to re-make that Gene Wilder/Richard Prior classic See No Evil, Hear No Evil, with Sen. Ted Stevens of Alaska and our own Sen. Daniel Inouye in the lead roles. Testifying at Stevens’s corruption trial, Inouye said of his friend and colleague: “I’ve never known of him to lie, and I wouldn’t expect him to.” Stevens, who’s accused of receiving oil company kickbacks, is essentially mounting an “I was too busy serving my constituents to realize bribes were being taken on my behalf” defense. Whether it works or not, he may have a bigger problem: while he sits in court, his Democratic opponent is campaigning hard and actually looks to have a shot at unseating the 40-year Senate veteran. Between this, global warming, oil drilling and the Palin Show, little old Alaska is suddenly blinking under the glare of the national spotlight.
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11 The cuts keep coming: With belt-tightening the buzzword of the day, the state Department of Education is planning to excise more than $45 million from its budget over the next two years. The proposed cuts come as the state stares down the barrel of a $900 million shortfall. Yes folks, it’s gonna get ugly… In other news: Looks like the County Clerk is going to reject the residency challenge against Kaho‘ohalahala, as reported in today’s Maui News, putting a wet blanket on that pint-sized political infer-
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no and probably squashing Ornellas’s last best hope of pulling off an upset.
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 12 More from Sen. Inouye’s testimony: “I don’t know Ted Stevens ever told a lie.” Wow, not even when he cut down that cherry tree?
MONDAY, OCTOBER 13 Bad timing, guys: With budgets being slashed and burned across the board, Hawaii’s lawmakers have decided to give themselves a nearly 40 percent pay hike and to up their expense accounts from $7,500 to $10,200. Quoted in The Maui News, Speaker of the House Calvin Say said the salary bump will help the state’s elected officials “afford their rents, utilities and everything else that has gone up in price.” Have those things gotten more expensive, Calvin? Hadn’t noticed… In other news: Some excitement in the world of professional baseball, with Maui’s own Shane Victorino—whose Philadelphia Phillies are two wins away from the World Series—finding himself at the center of a bench-clearing almost-brawl after he responded negatively
to having a pitch hurled at his head. Things have been tense since the outset of Philadelphia’s series against the Los Angeles Dodgers, and emotions bubbled over last night when LA starter Hiroki Kuroda let fly a cranium-seeking fastball that missed Victorino’s noggin by inches. Though he was understandably miffed, Shane was remarkably forgiving after the fact and all but gave his blessing to the attempted beaning, telling a reporter that “the situation called for it.” His only request: “Just don’t throw at my head.” Seems reasonable.
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 14 Governmental rulings, even theoretically compelling ones, are usually dry as South Maui. So it’s always fun when a bit of inadvertently esoteric philosophy manages to squeeze its way in. Like the County Clerk’s ruling in the Kaho‘ohalahala residency challenge, officially released yesterday, which found that the candidate, who has said he intends to return to Lanai to live in a family home, meets residency requirements through his “state of mind.” It’s a Zen koan waiting to be written. MTW
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The saga of Hawaii Tourism Authority CEO Rex Johnson finally came to an end this week when the embattled chief executive resigned. Johnson came under fire for forwarding naughty messages on the company computer—some of which contained racist and sexist jokes about certain presidential candidates—and, after the Honolulu Advertiser obtained and published the messages, he had everyone from Gov. Lingle to the NAACP calling for his head. In the end Johnson stepped aside, although this “resignation” looks a lot like a “Hey Rex, wanna resign or wanna get fired?” Either way, the whole damn thing was dragged out too long and sucked up far too much time and energy from an agency that actually has kind of an important job to do—namely, attracting tourists to an area dependent on tourism at a time when the economy is—not sure if you’ve heard—kind of hurting. Might want to get back on that, guys. OK, one more thing to report on the Rex Johnson issue then we promise we’ll let it rest: HTA has promoted chief administrative officer Lloyd Unebasami to interim CEO while a search committee looks for a permanent replacement. Quick word of advice, Lloyd: That e-mail with the joke about the blonde, the rabbi and the donkey? Delete it. MTW
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iving back. It’s a phrase you’ve heard a thousand times, but have you ever really considered what it means? The implication is that you took something—and you did. Even if you’ve gone green; even if you installed solar panels on your roof, drive a Prius and recycle voraciously; even if your carbon footprint is the size of a gecko’s and your love of the ‘aina is as big as the sky, you still take to survive. We all do—haole, Hawaiian, local, tourist. It’s inescapable.
“[Volunteering] changes your relationship not just to your environment but to other people on the island and to yourself.”
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Talk about the process of finding all these organizations. It actually was really difficult finding some of them. I relied a lot on word of mouth. I did it islandPhoto by: Liz Foote, Project S.E.A.-Link
This realization—that no matter who we are or what we do, we’re sucking up some of the island’s, and the planet’s, valuable, finite life force—can lead to guilt. And guilt can lead to apathy and inertia. Fighting that inertia, and offering concrete ways to get proactive, is the goal of Preserving Paradise, a sort of eco-guidebook from Maui writer Kirsten Whatley. The book, available now at bookstores island-wide and set to hit the Mainland next month, is a how-to manual for those looking to get off their okole and pitch in to maintain the pristine natural splendor that surrounds us. Whatley has painstakingly gathered information on over 60 organizations throughout Hawaii—21 of them in Maui County—that offer volunteer opportunities. Though the book is pretty close to comprehensive, Whatley says subsequent editions will be updated with new groups or ones that may have slipped through the cracks. “It’s an evolving work in progress,” she says. “But I see it as a really good starting point.” We chatted with Whatley about the genesis of the book, how to get past “volunteeritis” and the joys associated with doing good for goodness’s sake.
How did the idea for this book come about? I was working on another project that seemed like a dream to me—it was about hikes and outdoor adventures on the island. But pretty quickly it became a moral dilemma because the most pristine spots I knew of were that way because no tour buses stopped there. And I wasn’t about to tell the world about them. So I started wondering, what would be a better way to encourage people to get out and explore the wild without taking from it? Even light impact has an effect, and it’s often irreversible. I knew of some of these organizations, so I asked them: If a dozen volunteers showed up on your doorstep Monday morning, would that be helpful? Some said no, because they didn’t have enough staff to handle them or they had really specialized needs, but most said, yes please! Everyone included in the book really wants to be in there— they need warm bodies and warm hands.
by-island, and each person I talked to, I’d send them a list of all the other organizations I had talked to or was thinking of and ask, did I miss anyone? Of course I’ve already met people since the book’s been released who didn’t know about it and want to be in the next edition. I want it to grow and expand, but hopefully it won’t become too encyclopedic—I still want people to be able to carry it around. What are some of the things that make eco volunteerism on Maui, and in Hawaii, unique? Hawaii is an incredibly diverse and isolated spot. It should be considered a special place that people want to preserve and protect because it’s such a rare jewel. The invasive species and creatures that are here, we brought them either knowingly or unknowingly. So it seems really important to try to reverse some of that and restore it as best we can. When you’re out in one of these remote spots, you step into another world that’s just humming with life and thriving from all the attention it’s getting. You’re working as a team with people you’ve never met before toward some common
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OK, so here’s the most common excuse: I’d love to volunteer but I just don’t have time. What’s your response? I geared everything [in the book] to be shortterm. Almost all of them are a day or less. There are a few really great programs that go on for a couple months, but everything is under three months. So it doesn’t require a huge commitment; you can try it out without feeling like you need to sign up for the long haul. Different people have different wants and needs. That’s why I tried to not make it a book of reviews, because everyone’s experience is different. One person may want to sit in their beach chair and count whales, another might want to hike ten miles a day and camp out in the backcountry. So hopefully there’s something for everyone.
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goal, whether it’s restoring the area or protecting some species of wildlife or educating the public. It’s so energizing and inspiring; it shows you firsthand that one person can make a change.
It seems like volunteering, as opposed to giving money to a charity, is a good way for people to ensure their contributions are going straight to the source. What’s your take? It is a really direct application of your desire to help out. Some people may prefer to sit at home, learn a little about a group, talk to someone on the phone and write a check. And that’s fine. But of course they’re not going to have the same experience as if they spent a Saturday afternoon out there actively doing something. Anytime you do something outside of yourself to help, it feels good. It’s hard to put it into words, but when you’re doing something that’s not self-serving it nourishes you, brings balance to your life. So many of us spend our time indoors at a desk, communicating through a machine. This is visceral, tangible, it engages all of your senses. It changes your relationship not just to your environment but to other people on the island and to yourself. Photo by: Maxine Graham, Surfrider Foundation Kaua'i Chapter
Is the book geared toward tourists, locals or both? My hope is that it’ll be a resource for everyone. But with the economy the way it is, and people who live here not having as much money to travel, I really see it as a way of rediscovering our own islands and the diversity and beauty that’s literally in our own backyards. We’re such a multi-ethnic melting pot here, and it was really incredible to see people I met through these projects coming together. When you’re working as a team for a specific purpose, with a common goal, differences don’t matter. MTW
Preserving Paradise is available at bookstores island-wide; to order a copy, call the publisher, Island Heritage, at (800) 468-2800 or www.preservingparadise volunteering.com
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Chinese restaurant without Chinese food.”) The smoker, the only one of its kind in the state, lends a signature flavor to Beach Bum’s fare that BBQ lovers will fall for at first bite. Situated waterside in the cluster of cafes and shops near the aquarium—and open for breakfast, lunch and dinner— Beach Bum’s lives up to its name with a relaxed, welcoming vibe. A number of intriguing beverages await those who like to lubricate before chowing down, including the Freight Train, a mixture of vodka, gin, rum, sweet and sour, Sprite and raspberry liqueur that’s named after a famous local surf break. (As the menu notes: “Two of these and you’ll feel like you’ve just been hit by one!”) We began our meal with some smoked marlin and a horseradish dipping sauce that provided the perfect interplay of flavors. To offset the savory, we ordered the sweet potato fries drizzled in honey, a delightful combination that stayed good to the bottom of the basket. To get the most out of that shiny new smoker we tried the BBQ lover sampler, which features ribs, pulled pork, beef, ham, turkey and, yep, Spam. Now I must confess that despite the many aspects of local culture I’ve warmed to, I remain a Spam skeptic. Fortunately my wife has no such misgivings and convinced me to try the ubiquitous meat. After eating the stuff fresh out of the Beach Bum’s smoker, I’m one step closer to becoming a convert.
Augmenting the sampler were two bottles of made-on-site BBQ sauce, one sweet and one with tongue-tingling kick, plus an array of sides ranging from a sweet-but-not-too-sweet coleslaw to some hearty baked beans. Though the aforementioned foodstuff would have been more than enough to leave us satiated, Dave insisted that we try the fish tacos—and I’m glad he did. This is a bold claim, but I make it because it’s true: those are the best fish tacos I’ve had on the island, and that’s saying something. They come grilled or blackened and topped with a mango tartar that complements but doesn’t overpower the fish. And, yes, we managed to save a smidgen of space for dessert. The brownie sundae and strawberry/mango cheesecake were both enticing, but in the end the
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Pink outside the box Eclectic benefit art show honors Breast Cancer Awareness Month ecently something has been catching my eye from the storefront windows of Epitome Boutique in Lahaina. I check out those familiar fashion viewports pretty often since I live just around the corner from the clothes store, and usually when my attention is caught like this my wallet gets lighter and my closet gets a little more crowded.
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The whole scene makes me think someone messed up and threw a big red sock into the laundry with the whites. The idea behind the spectacle is that these plastic ladies have all just freshly arrived in the window from their annual mammogram, says sales associate Thomas Willows. He said the display is up in recognition of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and in honor of artist Sarah KerwoodJoseph, a longtime friend to the Epitome staff, former Maui resident and 10-year breast cancer patient. Currently she’s out of remission and fighting the odds at home in California, but just last week she traveled back to Maui with 16 pieces of art to display and sell at Epitome’s “Think Pink” party this weekend. Every year in October people recognize the struggle of hundreds of thousands of women and men who are affected by breast cancer, both survivors and those who lose the battle against America’s number two cancer-related killer of women. The store is celebrating life with an event
where everything will be pink, from the food and drinks to the fashion and the art. In addition to the Epitome debut of several exclusive denim looks created by LA designers Rock and Republic there will be door prizes, a silent auction for handcrafted jewelry and a best pink outfit competition. But first and foremost will be the debut of inspired creations by featured artist Kerwood-Joseph. The whimsical works of her original collection, called “Underwater Goddess,” blend acrylic paint techniques with natural materials like crushed sea shells, pearls and seaweed to create ethereal mermaid portraits, tranquil in their ocean or sky settings. Her work as an artist began after she was diagnosed with breast cancer at age 25, when she moved from Maui in search of the best possible health care. She says her desire to return to Maui was her inspiration to create art centered on mermaids. Sales from this debut show will directly benefit the artist and support her medical care. “[It’s] amazing, a relief really, to be
recognized as something other than a cancer victim,” she said. In more ways than one, she believes that making art saved her life and encourages others who may be struggling with disease to find solace in creating art. “I want her to feel like this night is a testament to her life and her work,” said Willows. In addition to the wall-hung art, several local jewelry artists, including Vanilla Moon by Cathy Okinaka and Midori Jewelry by Tracy Morinaga, have donated exclusive items from their new collections to be auctioned off to benefit Maui’s Pacific Cancer Foundation. So whether you’re shopping for denim, jewelry or fine art, you can spend without buyer’s remorse while your money goes to a very worthy cause. It’s the breast of both worlds. MTW
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Blechs in the ‘City’ Half-baked fantasy flick doesn’t live up to the book n Jeanne Duprau’s novel, City of Ember, it isn’t until near the end of the book that we discover exactly what and where Ember is and the big secret that it hides. In the film adaptation, we know right from the first scene, an early sign that the film-
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makers got it wrong. The story is more or less the same: two children (played by Saoirse Ronan of Atonement and Harry Treaway) live in a run-down city surrounded by darkness that is highlighted by frequent electrical blackouts; they plan
an escape but don’t know exactly what lies outside the city. My problem is that I read the book, and came in with high expectations. Duprau’s novel is complex, poetic and thrilling, whereas the movie is awesome but empty. The sets and special effects are so visually rich, I wouldn’t say “read the book, skip the movie,” as the film provides sights worth seeing. Yet, even to someone unfamiliar with the novel, Caroline Thompson’s half-baked, dumbed-down screenplay is rushed, overlooks some important details, skimps on character development and adds unnecessary spectacle (like a killer mole, of all things). In the lead roles, Ronan has presence and talent, but co-star Treadaway is entirely flat and has no chemistry with any of his co-stars. Bill Murray gives an interesting performance as the city’s mysterious mayor and the movie could’ve used a lot more of him, while Martin Landau, Tim Robbins and Toby Jones have such small, underdeveloped roles, you wonder why they took them.
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Unlike the book’s simpler climax, the movie’s ending is one big, spectacular special effects sequence that, if you think about it, doesn’t make much sense. Director Gil Kenan (who helmed the wonderful CGI comedy Monster House) gets the look down but misses the heart and little character details. Come on Bill, you’ll do this but not ‘Ghostbusters 3’? It’s sometimes exciting and the shaky government), we get too many marvelous opening scenes are promising, unanswered questions and only half the but by leaving out key details (like the story. What begins as a potential classic citizens of Ember’s crippling fear of the ends up as another standard children’s dark, their semi-knowledge of technolofantasy flick. MTW gy and their blind faith in an obviously
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MOVIECAPSULES New This Week FLIGHT OF THE RED BALLOONS Unrated - Art, Foreign - A film about the friendship that develops between boy and his Taiwanese film student nanny. Stars Juliette Binoche. 113 min. MAX PAYNE - PG13 - Action - A film adaptation of a video game with a plot that revolves around a cop (Mark Wahlberg) avenging his family and his sexy, equally vengent sidekick (Mila Kunis). Man, when are they going to make a film about ToeJam & Earl? 100 min. THE SECRET LIVES OF BEES - PG13 Drama - A 14-year-old girl (Dakota Fanning) runs away to South Carolina with her best friend/nanny-type person (Jennifer Hudson) in search of the truth about her deceased mother. It is there that they befriend three beekeeping sisters (Queen Latifah, Alicia Keys, and Sophie Okonedo). 110 min. SEX DRIVE - R - Comedy - Boy meets girl on Internet, boy drives 500 miles to lose virginity to said girl, boy probably experiences high jinks and learns shit along along the way. 109 min. W. - PG13 - Drama - Oliver Stone chronicles the life and times of Somehow-President George W. Bush and the lovable scamps of his administration. I may be misunderestimating, but something tells me it won’t be scathing enough. 131 min. YOUNG PEOPLE FUCKING - R - Comedy - A take on the romantic comedy genre that aims to ditch cliches for honesty and predictability for nuance as it follows the sex lives of a group of people in their twenties. 90 min.
Now Showing AN AMERICAN CAROL - PG13 - Comedy - An ultra-liberal film director (your basic Michael Moore caricature played by Kevin Farley) gets visited by three ghosts while he tries to have the Fourth of July holiday abolished. That is so 2004. And at least our satire doesn’t need to rely on tired secondhand story lines. 83 min. APALOOSA - R - Drama - Two men of the law who happen to be romantic rivals (played by Ed Harris and Viggo Mortensen) must work together to help their town overcome some kind of crisis. 96 min. BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA - PG Comedy - A film that just absolutely needed do be made involving a spoiled chihuahua named Chloe who gets lost while on vacation in Mexico and sets out to try to find her way home with help from real chihuahuas. 91 min. BLINDNESS - R - Thriller - A disease that causes victims to go blind is spreading. A small group of rebels bands together and is led presumably to freedom by a woman (Julianne Moore) who is only pretending to be blind. 118 min. BODY OF LIES - R - Action - Pop quiz. This CIA thriller, based on a 2007 novel by Washington Post columnist David Ignatius, contains which two of the following: a) terrorists, b) secretive coworkers, or c) a gummy bear fire hose? 128 min. BURN AFTER READING - R - Comedy With films like Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, and No Country for Old Men under the Coen Brothers’ belt it’s hard not to get one’s hopes up for this one. The cast, which includes John Malkovich, Brad Pitt, and Tilda Swinton, also raises the bar. The premise: two bonehead gym employees stumble upon a draft of a former CIA agent’s memoirs, then attempt extortion. 97 min. CITY OF EMBER - PG - Fantasy - The lights are flickering in the underground city called Ember. Two kids race against time to prevent disaster from striking. May parallel a number of real life crises. 95 min. THE DUCHESS - R - Romance - A period piece chronicling the dramatic life of the Duchess of Devonshire, including affairs and some other shit that may have been interesting to celebrity gawkers at the time. 110 min. EAGLE EYE - PG13 - Action - A mysterious woman wreaks havoc on the lives of two strangers. The two are forced to work together to find out what the hell is going on. 118 min. THE EXPRESS - PG - Drama - An inspirational flick based on the life of Ernie Davis (played by Rob Brown), the first African American football player to win the Heisman trophy. 129 min.
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FIREPROOF - PG - Drama - This heaping helping of Jesus stars Kirk Cameron (of both Growing Pains and Left Behind series fame) as a firefighter. Yeah. He is about to give up on his marriage when he finds that...okay, I’ll let you guess what happens here. 122 min. FLASH OF GENIUS - PG13 - Drama - On of those inspirational David and Goliath deals that’s based on a true story. This one involves an innovation that the auto industry suppressed due to its potential implications for the biz. 119 min. THE HOUSE BUNNY - PG13 - Comedy - A recently-ousted Playboy bunny somehow ends up living among a sorority of dumpy girls. Determined to bestow hotness upon them, she learns a few lessons of her own. Hmmm. 97 min. (KB) HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE - R - Comedy - Based on Toby Young’s memoir of the same title, this film charts a disillusioned writer’s descent into the world of celebrity and glamor when he takes a job at a shallow magazine. 110 min. IGOR - PG - Animation - A twist on classic monster tales, this flick tells the tale of a young mad scientist’s assistant who is aspiring to overcome his fate and become an evil scientists himself. Only, the super monster he attempts to make doesn’t turn out the way he thought it would. John Cusack, John Cleese, and Steve Buscemi provide a few character voices. 86 min. LAKEVIEW TERRACE - R - Thriller - A young couple attempts to find bliss in their new suburban home only to find that their new neighbor, a severe cop played by Samuel L. Jackson, is one bad mothafucka. 110 min. MIRACLE AT ST. ANNA - R - Drama - This, the latest Spike Lee joint, follows four African American soldiers during WWII who get trapped behind enemy lines while in Italy. The cross every boundary imaginable - abstract or otherwise - in order to save a young Italian boy. 145 min. MY BEST FRIEND’S GIRL - R - Comedy - So basically, a dude (Jason Biggs) is a bit too into the chick he’s been dating (Kate Hudson), who as a result dumps him. Dude then calls on a friend who is an expert at driving girls back into the arms of their exes. Creepy. 101 min. NICK AND NORAH’S INFINITE PLAYLIST PG13 - Comedy - Anything with Michael Cera is a pretty safe bet. Two music geeks inadvertently end up having the most insane night of their lives after Cera’s character asks a random girl (Kat Denning), to be his girlfriend for five minutes to make his ex jealous. 90 min. NIGHTS IN RODANTHE - PG13 - Drama Devotees of sappy romantic what-have-yous rejoice! This flick depicts an unlikely pair - half of which is married - that ends up stuck riding a storm out together in North Carolina. Richard Gere and Diane Lane star. 97 min. QUARANTINE - R - Thriller - A news crew tags along with a fire department that gets called to a building wherein a woman with rabies is terrorizing her neighbors. The crew gets quarantined, and now must spend the night with a rabid woman on the loose. Insert Palin joke here. 89 min. RELIGULOUS - R - Comedy - Bill Maher examines the ridiculousness of various belief systems (which often readily lend themselves to comedy) in a rational way. 101 min. RIGHTEOUS KILL - R - Drama - DeNiro and Pacino team up once again to play a pair of aging cops on the trail of a serial killer who goes after criminals who have fallen through the cracks of the justice system. 101 min.
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SHOWTIMES Maui Film Festival Castle Theater, 572-3456 Flight of the Red Balloons - Unrated - 5, 7:30 Young People Fucking - R - 5, 7:30
Front Street Theater 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: MF until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue), Beverly Hills Chihuahua - PG - Th 3:30, 6:30, 9. FW 4, 6:30, 9. Sa-Su 1:15, 4, 6:30, 9. Body of Lies - R - Th 4:15, 7:15, 10:15. F-W 3:45, 6:45, 9:45. Sa-Su 12:45, 3:45, 6:45, 9:45. The Express - PG - Th 4, 7, 10. F-W 3:30, 6:30, 9:30. Sa-Su 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30. Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist - PG13 - Th only - 3:45, 6:45, 9:15 Sex Drive - R - F-W 4, 7, 9:30. Sa-Su 1, 4, 7, 9:30.
Ka’ahumanu 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), Body of Lies - R - Th 12:05, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15. F-Sa 12, 2:35, 5:10, 7:45, 10:20. Su-W 2:35, 5:10, 7:45, 10:20. City of Ember - PG - Th 12:05, 2:15, 4:30, 6:40, 8, 10:15. F-Sa 11, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8, 10:10. Su 11, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8. M-W 12:05, 2:15, 4:30, 6:40, 8:50. The Express - PG - Th 12:05, 2:50, 5:30, 8:15. F-Sa 11:05, 1:50, 4:30, 7:15, 10. Su 11:05, 1:50, 4:30, 7:15. M-W 12:15, 3, 5:45, 8:30. Fireproof - PG - F-W 12:30, 5:30. How to Lose Friends and Alienate People - R Th only 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:45 Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist - PG13 - Th 12:10, 2:15, 4:20, 6:25, 8:30. F-Sa 11:30, 1:35, 3:40, 5:45, 7:50, 9:55. Su 11:30, 1:35, 3:40, 5:45, 7:50. M-W 12:10, 2:15, 4:30, 6:40, 8:50. Nights in Rodanthe - PG13 - Th-W 12:10, 2:20, 4:25, 6:35, 8:45 Religulous - R - Th only - 2:20, 4:30, 6:50, 9 The Secret Lives of Bees - PG13 - F-W 12:30, 2:55, 5:20, 7:45
Kukui Mall 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), Beverly Hills Chihuahua - PG - Th 2:30, 4:35, 6:40, 8:45. F-Sa 11:10, 1:10, 3:15, 5:20, 7:25, 9:30. Su 11:10, 1:10, 3:15, 5:20, 7:25. M-W 1:10, 3:15, 5:20, 7:25. Burn After Reading - R -Th only 11, 1:40, 4:20, 7, 9:40 Eagle Eye - PG13 - Th 12, 2:30, 5:05, 7:40. F-Sa 5:20, 7:50, 10:45. Su-W 5:20, 7:50. The Express - PG - Th 2, 4:45, 7:30. F-Su 12, 2:45. M-W 2:45. Max Payne - PG13 - F-Sa 11, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8, 10:15. Su 11, 1:15, 5:45, 8. M-W 1:15, 5:45, 8. Tu 2:30, 4:40, 6:50, 9. Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist - PG13 - Th only 12, 2:05, 4:10, 6:15, 8:20, 10:25. Nights in Rodanthe - PG13 - Th only 12:15, 2:35, 4:45, 7, 9:15. W. - PG13 - F-Sa 11:05, 1:50, 4:40, 7:30, 10:20. Su 11:05, 1:50, 4:40, 7:30. M-W 1:50, 4:40, 7:49.
Maui Mall Megaplex Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, FSu until 3:30pm), An American Carol - PG13 - Th only 3:10, 5:20, 7:30, 9:40. Apaloosa - R - Th-W 1:30, 4:10, 7, 9:45. Beverly Hills Chihuahua - PG - Th 1:45, 2:15, 4:05, 4:35, 6:25, 7:05, 8:45, 9:25. F-Su 12, 1:45, 2:15, 4:05, 4:35, 6:25, 7:05, 8:45, 9:25. M-W 1:45, 2:15, 4:05, 4:35, 6:25, 7:05, 8:45, 9:25. Blindness - R - Th only 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30. Burn After Reading - R - Th 2:20, 4:40, 6:55, 9:15. F-Su 12:05, 2:20, 4:40, 6:55, 9:15. M-W 2:20, 4:40, 6:55, 9:15. The Duchess - R - Th-W 1:40, 4:15, 6:50, 9:25. Eagle Eye - PG13 - Th 1:45, 4, 4:30, 6:45, 7:15, 9:30, 10. F-Su 1:15, 1:45, 4, 4:30, 6:45, 7:15, 9:30, 10. M-W 1:45, 4, 4:30, 6:45, 7:15, 9:30, 10. Flash of Genius - PG13 -Th only 1:45, 4:25, 7:10, 9:55 Lakeview Terrace - R - Th only 6:30 Max Payne - PG13 - F-Su 12, 1:50, 2:20, 4:15, 4:45, 6:40, 7:10, 9:05, 9:35. M-W 1:50, 2:20, 4:15, 4:45, 6:40, 7:10, 9:05, 9:35. Miracle at St. Anna - R - Th-W 1:30, 5, 8:30. Th 1:30, 5, 8:30. Quarantine - R - Th 2:50, 5:05, 7:20, 9:35. F-Su 12:35, 2:50, 5:05, 7:20, 9:35. M-W 2:50, 5:05, 7:20, 9:35. M-W 2:50, 5:05, 7:20, 9:35. Sex Drive - R - F-W 2:15, 4:50, 7:25, 10 W. - PG13 - F-Su 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30. M-W 3:30, 6:30, 9:30.
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Thursday (Oct. 16), 6pm, Maui Thing, Wailuku/9pm, Eha’s, Wailuku
Friday (Oct. 17), 7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC
She plays in a style that many of her ilk try to mimic, though few can pull it off. Her sound, which defies genre despite its obviously heavy rhythm & blues influence, won her a sizable following while she lived here and performed regularly on island. Long time Anuhea fans as well as those who have yet to discover her sultry sound should be stoked for two reasons: one, she’s recording her debut CD, which should be out some time in early 2009; two, she’s playing a pair of shows on Maui this Thursday as part of an archipelago-scaling tour to promote her upcoming release. The first performance takes place at Maui Thing, that killer clothing store on Market Street in Wailuku (the one that sells the peace sign T-shirts). The second happens at Eha’s on Lower Main Street in Wailuku. This pretty much means that there’s no excuse for missing the show. After all, who knows when she’ll be back to perform on Maui? 6pm performance is free; 9pm performance has a $5 cover.
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While one can describe the show the WauWau Sisters put on as burlesque, that poorly conveys what actually happens on stage (and in the audience) while they perform. Case in point: at the opening of their performance on Maui last year, just after an onstage costume change, the girls, now sporting checkered country girl outfits, each cracked open a Longboard. After a long swig one says to the other, “so this is what a Hawaiian tastes like.” And that was just the start. The girls performed a series of bits involving death-defying moves while decked out a series of scant outfits. They even incorporated an audience member or two into some of their feats. The show culminated in a jaw-dropping trapeze act, during which the girls maintained the kind of satirical sleaze I had come to expect. Part of Manhattan Mama’s Coconut Cabaret series, this is one of the most entertaining shows to come to Maui, hands-down. Whether you were at last year’s show or not, mark your calendars for this one. $20.
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Uke Fest ’08
Saturday (Oct. 18), 9pm, Dog and Duck, Kihei
Sunday (Oct 19), 2-7pm, MACC Lawn
Three major factors will be at play this evening at the Dog and Duck, where guitar and keyboard duo the Farmers will give somewhat of a farewell performance given guitarist Tim Stevens’s imminent relocation to Oahu. The first: beer, possibly augmented with a Jager shot or two. The second: references. The guys were spouting out lines from Cool Hand Luke (R.I.P. Paul Newman) between tunes last time they played, which amused me, given my love for films set on prison farms. The third: beer. The guys put on a pretty entertaining show that consists of originals and covers. Free.
The sound of ukulele strings being plucked or strummed is a powerful and multifaceted one. For some it invokes images the lush and varied Hawaiian landscape. For others the significance lies in the songs it conveys. In any case, the small stringed instrument is iconic of aloha. Three Portuguese cabinet makers are credited with its development in the 1880s, and King David Kalaukaua is responsible for popularizing it in Hawaiian culture. We are lucky enough to have a number of musicians on island who have mastered the ukulele. Each has his or her own approach to playing. The 3rd Annual Maui Ukulele Festival will showcase some of these talented ukulele players, who include Paula Fuga, Ohta-San, Uluwehi Guerrero, Richard Ho’opi’i, Manoa DNA and others. Bring lawn chairs or a blanket and relax on the grass for a show that you can really only catch here. Plus the whole thing is free. Bonus: Uke experts will be on hand for a free ukulele workshop at McCoy Studio Theater at 10am (RSVP: 243-4221). Free.
Marques-ism Saturday (Oct. 18), 10pm, Casanova, Makawao For the second weekend in a row, Maui will be hosting an extremely influential club music DJ. This week it’s Marques Wyatt, who is said to be partially responsible for defining the house music scene in Southern California starting in the mid-’80s, when he brought the sounds of New York house music to LA. The legend continues today by way of Wyatt’s DEEP LA parties, which he continues to host to this day. Guest performers include Danny Fry, Pio Marasco and Gretchen Rhodes. $15.
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Big Shows Anuhea CD Preview Party - Thu, Oct 16. Come check out trracks from ultra soulful, mega-talented singer-songwriter Anuhea’s latest release. Free. 6 p.m. 7 N. Market St. Wailuku. 249-0215. Anuhea - Thu, Oct 16. Sultry singer-songwriter Anuhea’s second performance of the evening, this show will round out the Maui leg of her tour of the islands. A must-see. 21+. $5. 9 p.m. Eha’s Pool Bar, 1234 Lower Main St., Wailuku. The Wau Wau Sisters - Fri, Oct 17. Did you catch these broads when they came here last year? They were phenomenal. Their act incorporates unabashed sexuality, biting satire, audience participation, and probably a trapeze. Be prepared; these chicks are limber. $20. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Marques Wyatt - Sat, Oct 18. Come check out the sounds of this profound and influential house music DJ. Guest performers include Danny Fry, Pio Marasco, and Gretchen Rhodes. 10 p.m. Casanova, Makawao. 280-8428. Maui Ukulele Festival - Sun, Oct 19. Spread a blanket out on the lawn and check out some of Hawaii’s top uke players, including Paula Fuga, Manoa DNA and Uluwehi Guerroro. Free. 2-7 p.m. MACC Lawn. 242-74.
Stage Lula Washington Dance Theatre - Thu. This act includes an exciting hybrid of African, modern, and other types of dances that has captivated critics wherever it has performed. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Obake: Japanese/Hawaiian Ghost Lore Sat. Four storytellers (Cathy Spagnoli, Lopaka Kapanui, Jeff Gere, and Kathy Collins) bring to life some of the most disturbing, bone-chilling stories you’ll ever hear. No one under 13 is allowed. $10. 7:30 p.m. Iao Theater, Wailuku. 242-6969. Calling All Readers - Mon-Fri. Want to read for Maui On Stageís Bare Essential Theater? Roles are announced at monthly readings and scripts are given out in advance. Call Kristi. 244-8680 x23.
Tickets on Sale Mad Professor & Friends - Fri, Oct 24. The unique bill features the Mad Professor, Ariwa Dub Posse (w/ Susan Cadogan), Marty Dread, Super Dub 5 and Bubz & Teomon. Find tickets at The Wine Shop, Bounty Music, Requests Music, Wokstar, West Side Vibes, and www.honoluluboxoffice.com. 21 & over. $20 advance/$25 door. 9 p.m. Charley’s, Paia. 579-9668. Te Vaka - Fri, Oct 24. Eclectic and award-winning pan-Polynesian band Te Vaka (“The Canoe”) mixes electric guitars and funky keyboards with traditional Samoa and Tokelau rhythm and dance for a unique sound and spectacular show. $12/$30/$40’ kids half price. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Urinetown: The Musical - Daily, Oct 24. This Tony Award-winning musical tells the story of greed and corruption in a town where water is worth more than gold. Show runs Oct. 24 through Nov. 9. Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Kaahumanu Center. 891-8020. Kumu Kahua Threatre: Da Mayah - Daily, Oct 25. An election year cautionary tale written by Maui’s Lee Cataluna that will give you a good dose of political satire with a local flavor. $20/$10 keiki. 7:30 p.m.; Su Matinee, 4 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Mohala Mai/To Blossom Forth - Sat, Oct 25. A can’t miss night full of both traditional and con-
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temporary hula, oli and mele that embodies the beauty of Hawaii’s landscape as well as its culture. Some of Hawaii’s finest musicians and groups will take the stage for this rare event. $30. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Halloween Spooktacular - Sun, Oct 26. The Maui Pops Orchestra will play songs from the spookiest films and TV shows, including Harry Potter, Star Trek, and more. Conducted by Stuart Chafetz, orchestra members will don costumes during the performance. $10/$21/$26/$36. 3:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Stargazing Cruise - Tue, Oct 28. Join Pacific Whale Foundation for a celestial stargazing cruise featuring professional astronomer Harriet Witt. Cruise beneath a beautiful night-time sky and learn about the stars. Includes hot and cold appetizers, refreshments, and up to 3 alcoholic beverages for adults with valid i.d. Internet and member discounts available. $49.95/keiki ages 3-12 $34.95. 810 p.m. Lahaina Harbor. 294-8811 ext. 1. Halloween Cruise to Lahaina - Fri, Oct 31. Avoid the traffic and join Pacific Whale Foundation for a Halloween cocktail cruise from Ma’alaea to Lahaina’s renowned Halloween celebration. Includes full dinner buffet, refreshments, and up to 3 alcoholic beverages for adults with valid i.d. After celebrating in Lahaina, enjoy coffee and dessert during your return voyage to Ma’alaea. This cruise is 4.5 hours and includes 2 hours in Lahaina. Costumes welcome. Call for ticket prices. Departures at 5:30, 6:00, and 6:45 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor. 808-294-8811 ext. 1. Keiki Halloween Cruise to Lahaina - Fri, Oct 31. Wear your costumes and enjoy a non-alcoholic, family-centered cruise along Maui’s south coast from Ma’alaea Harbor. Includes a delicious full dinner buffet and refreshments. After celebrating in Lahaina, enjoy coffee and dessert during your return voyage to Ma’alaea. This cruise is 4.5 hours and includes 2 hours in Lahaina. $54.95/keiki $34.95. 3:15 p.m. Ma’alaea Harbor. 294-8811. DJ Logic/Bill Kreutzmann/Papa Malia - Sat, Nov 1. Also will feature Ron Johnson & Matt Hubbard. Tickets available at The Wine Shop, Bounty Music, Requests Music, Wokstar, West Side Vibes and www.honoluluboxoffice.com. $25 advance/$30 door. 9 p.m. Charley’s, Paia. 579-9668. Music & Dance of Okinawa - Sun, Nov 9. Come celebrate 80 years of Okinawan culture on Maui. Performance will include taiko drumming, odori (dancing), sanshin performances and a performance of the shishimai (lion-dog dance). Tickets available at the MACC box office and at mauiarts.org. $15/$20/$25. 2 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Salaam Ensemble - Thu, Nov 13. A night filled with the sounds of the Near- and Middle- East featuring rare, exotic instruments. Special guest: Hawaiian nose flute player Anthony Natividad. Kids under 18 half price. $27. 7:30. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Ho’oulu I Ka Na’auao - Sat, Nov 15. Kumu Hula Sony Ching and Halau Na Mamo O Pu’uanahulu tell the story of 3,000 years of Hawaiian culture and history using song, dance, video, and other platforms. $12, $25, $40. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Jupiter Quartet - Thu, Nov 20. As part of the MACC’s Tune-In series, this young string quartet brings their spirited, youthful and bright playing to Maui for a show that has Mainland critics singing their praises. $27. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469. Cecilio & Kapono - Sat, Nov 22. These contemporary Hawaiian musicians and multiple Na Hoku Hanohano Award winners come to the MACC as
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guest Emma Veary. $125. 5:30-9 p.m. The Dunes at Maui Lani, Kahului. 873-0422.
Ebb & Flow Arts Ensemble - Sun, Nov 23. This modern four-piece will present a commissioned piece composed by Danish composer Per Norgard, who will be discussing the piece an hour ahead of the show. Robert Pollock Directs. $25. 5 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469.
Pau Hana Party - Come celebrate the end of another work week with drink discounts and an allaround great atmosphere. Happy hour prices until 6 p.m. Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku. 244-0852.
Bela Fleck and the Flecktones - Sun, Nov 30. Possibly the most skilled and versatile banjo player alive, Fleck will be a-strummin on Maui. Phenomenal Flecktones FutureMan Royel, Victor Wooten and Jeff Coffin. $12, $35, $55. 5 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC. 242-7469.
Events THURSDAY, OCT 16 Free HIV/Hepatitis C Testing and Counseling - Available from the Hawaii Dept. of Health. Free Hepatits A & B Vaccines also available. Times and locations vary around the island. 984-2129. Come Out and Play - Elizabeth Ann Brandon, MA wants to make friends with your inner child using cognitive therapy, hypnosis and transactional analysis. Free. 12-3 p.m. Dragon’s Den, Makawao. 573-2424. Governor’s Advisory Council Meeting - The governor’s Maui Community Advisory Council will feature a presentation on the “Best Buddies” high school program. 5-6:30 p.m. Cameron Center, Wailuku. 243-5796. Festivals of Aloha - Hana - Today’s events begin with Makahiki games at the Hana Ball Park. Presentation of the royal court begins at 6 p.m. at Hana Bay. Hawaiian song and dance as well as a poke contest will follow. 3 p.m. Hana. Valley Isle Kennel Club Meeting - A chance for Maui purebred enthusiasts to talk story. 6-8 p.m. Cameron Center, Wailuku. 242-1962. Free Film! - Maui Peace Action will be screening American Blackout, a documentary that examines African American voter disenfranchisement in Florida in 2000 and Ohio in 2004. Film also profiles Green Party presidential candidate Cynthia McKinney. 7 p.m. MCC Ka Lama 103. 573-3255. Cinema Night - Cafe Mambo will be hosting an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21 and older crowd. This week’s flick is Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid to celebrate the work of Paul Newman. 9:00 p.m. Cafe Mambo, Paia. 579-8021.
FRIDAY, OCT 17 Free HIV/Hepatitis C Testing and Counseling - Available from the Hawaii Dept. of Health. Free Hepatits A & B Vaccines also available. Times and locations vary around the island. 984-2129. Biofeedback - Mary Higgins, QXC/SCIO practitioner, helps you energetically rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled world. Walk-ins only. Sliding scale pricing. 2-5 p.m. Dragon’s Den. 573-2424. Job Club - Get help preparing resumes, contacting prospective employers and interviewing. Free. 3-5 p.m. Job Connections of Maui. 871-4143. Shakin’ Keiki - Come see little hula dancers in adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their ancestors. Free. 3:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900 Front St. 667-9216. “Sunset at the Dunes” Fundraiser Sponsored by Friends of the Children’s Justice Center. Features a silent auction and entertainment by Louise Alborano and Hula Honeys with special
Think Pink Party - An art show to benefit the Pacific Cancer Founsation. Features pink food and drink. Includes the work of Sarah Kerwood-Joseph, whose art will be on display through February. 5-8 p.m. 1087 Limahana Pl., Suite B, Lahaina. 661-6270.
SATURDAY, OCT 18 Maui Memory Walk - Help fight Alzheimer’s Disease just by going for a morning walk on a Saturday morning. Or just donate by visiting memorywalk2008maui.kintera.org. 6 a.m.-9 a.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. Swap Meet - I’ve always wanted to unearth some totally awesome treasure at a random flea market. This might be a good place to start. Admission: 50 cents. 7 a.m.-12 p.m. Pu`unene Ave., Kahului. 877-3100. Art and Craft Fair - Proceeds support Wailuku Hongwanji Buddhist Women’s Mission youth and temple activities. 7:30 a.m.-12 p.m. Wailuku Hongwanji Mission, 1828 Vineyard St., Wailuku. 244-0406. Habitat for Humanity - Spend a few hours helping a family in need get secure shelter. 9 a.m. Call for details. 893-0334. Hula Classes - Hula Classes - Every Sat. Halau Kawaianuhealehua holds open hula classes for children, teen and adult wahines and kanes. 9 a.m. Maui Waena School. Princess Kaiulani Festival - Events include a women’s frying pan toss, lei, laulau and shortbread cookie making contests, races, etc. . 9 a.m.-4 p.m. St. John’s Church, Kula. 573-1130. Inline Hockey Association Car Wash Wash the dust off your car and contribute to the Maui Inline Hockey Association. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Azeka Shopping Center, Kihei. 879-5000. Queen Liliuokalani Birthday Celebration Put on by the Isle of Maui Pipe Band. Celebration will include Scottish food, Scottish dancing, bagpipe music, etc. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. St. John’s Church, Kula. 878-1485. ACS Luncheon and Fashion Show - An American Cancer Society Breast Cancer Awareness Month fund raiser. Will feature a luncheon, fashion show, entertainment, a silent auction and more. 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Hyatt Regency and Spa Ballroom, Lahaina. 250-5959. Hula Show - Get a taste of Hawaiian history and culture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 877-8952.
SUNDAY, OCT 19 Hula Show - Get a taste of Hawaiian history and culture. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 877-8952. Economic Systems Readers’ Circle Come discuss what’s been written about the world’s economic systems. Meet at the black tables in front of Queen Kaahumanu Center. 1:304 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 573-3250. Atlantis Submarine Adventure! Julie’s Hope Fundraiser - Atlantis Submarines will offer their afternoon Submarine Adventure as a Julieís Hope Fundraiser. Donations in any amount will be gratefully accepted for tour tickets. All proceeds will go to ìJulieís Hopeî fund to help cover cancer treatment costs for Julie Wood, Maui Police Departmentís Criminalist (CSI Scientist). Reservations suggested. 2:30 pm. Slip #18, Lahaina Harbor. 283-7910.
DA KINE CALENDAR Drum Cirlcle - Bring your drum and beat away with others in the community. Free. 4 p.m.-sunset. Kihei. 298-9022. Sunset Drum Circle - Come and drum, dance and shake it on the beach with Omzone. Free. 4:20 p.m. Kamaole Point. 298-9022. Israeli Dance - Learn traditional and modern International and Israeli dances. Free. 4:30-6 p.m. Grace Church, Kulu. 264-5214. American Cancer Society Benefit - Speaker Evonne of the ACS will give a talk as part of Breast Cancer Awareness Month. There will also be a raffle. 5 p.m. Brighton Collectibles, Lahaina. 661-7704. Line Dancing - Practice your tush push ya’ll and come on down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons: 6:30 p.m.; Dancing: 7 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. Whaledreamers Film Screening - A documentary film that examines the deeply rooted connection between humans and whales. Features Julian Lennon, Aboriginal song man Bunna Lawrie, British director Kim Kindersley, and Australian director Jack Thompson. Reception with Susan Thomas, one of the film’s producers, begins at 7 p.m. $10. 7:30 p.m. Temple of Peace, Haiku. 575-5220.
MONDAY, OCT 20 Neuro Cognitive Differences Anonymous - A support group for people with memory, attention, concentration, organization, language, learning, or similar cognitive impairment. 10:30 a.m.11:30 a.m. St. Theresa Church, Kihei. 879-2649. Senior Line Dancing - Line dance lessons for people 55 or better. 8:30-10 a.m. Kaunoa Senior Center, Sprecklesville. 270-7313. Candidate Forum - Sponsored by the Maui Young Business Roundtable, this event will give members of the public the chance to find out where candidates stand on all the issues. No admission charge, but event organizers ask that you bring a nonperishable food item that will be donated to the Feed My Sheep project. 5:30 p.m. Iao Theater, Wailuku. 250-1836. Pipe Up - No experience is needed for drummers and bagpipers at these open, free lesson and practices for the Isle of Maui Pipe Band. 6 p.m. Call for Direction. 876-0154. Women Helping Women - A support group for women affected by domestic violence. 6 p.m. Kihei, call for details. 242-0775. Green Drinks - Mon. Green experts, entrepreneurs, and even just curious souls are invited to network and talk sustainability over beer and pizza. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Flatbread Pizza, Paia. High Hopes Square Dance Club - A place for beginners to pick up some steps and seasoned square dancers to show off their moves. Free. 7 p.m. Hannibal Tavares Community Center, Pukalani. 572-0671.
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Free HIV/Hepatitis C Testing and Counseling - Available from the Hawaii Dept. of Health. Free Hepatits A & B Vaccines also available. Times and locations vary around the island. 984-2129.
TUESDAY, OCT 21 Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Support the kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching their Polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids. 5:30 p.m. 669-6271. Maui Singles Investment Club - This event gives Maui singles a chance to mingle while learning about investments. 5:30-7 p.m. Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway, Kahului. 579-9249. Ukulele Lessons - Learn some strumming techniques to impress you friends with. Free. 5:45 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-5304. Candidate Forum - Sponsored by the Kihei Community Association, this event adopts a speeddating type of format, which allows candidates to share their platforms in a concise, to-the-point manner. 6-8 p.m. Kihei Community Center. 879-4364. Israeli Folk Dancing - A chance to hear the music of the Middle East, learn some new dance steps, and experience a faraway culture. Free/$5 suggested donation. 6-8 p.m. Beit Shalom Synagogue, 634 Alulike St., Kihei. 874-5397. Speed Dating - Sit down for a round of threeminute dates. Who knows, you could find true love... or at least someone you might want to spend a whole second date with. Registration: $5. 8 p.m. Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill, Kahului. 871-1414. Free HIV/Hepatitis C Testing and Counseling - Available from the Hawaii Dept. of Health. Free Hepatits A & B Vaccines also available. Times and locations vary around the island. 984-2129. Toastmasters - Perfect your public speaking skills in this community club. 9 a.m., Kapalua Land Co. training center, 665-5485; 6 p.m., St. Theresa Church, Kihei, 298-3966.
WEDNESDAY, OCT 22 Ayurvedic Consultations - Margo P. Uma Gal, CAP., offers up wisdom on diet and lifestyle from over 20 years of experience as an Ayurvedic Practitioner. Walk-ins only. Free. 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Makawao. 572-2424. Shakin’ Keiki - Come see little hula dancers in adorable outfits doing the cultural dance of their ancestors. Free. 2:30 p.m. Lahaina Center, 900 Front St. 667-9216. Public Meeting - Meeting conveners will discuss the Paia Relief Route. [Project # STP-0361(11).]. 5:30-8 p.m. Paia Community Center. WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live island music, gallery receptions, artist appearances and more. . 6:30-8 p.m. 897-6770 x2.
Free HIV/Hepatitis C Testing and Counseling - Available from the Hawaii Dept. of Health. Free Hepatits A & B Vaccines also available. Times and locations vary around the island. 984-2129.
Keiki Japanese Storyteller - Sat. Cathy Spagnoli tells traditional and modern Japanese folk tales for the audience. Recommended for children ages five and older. 2-3 p.m. Kahului Public Library. 873-3097. The Story Man - Sat. Performed by Baba Jamal Koram; recommended for all ages. 11 a.m.-12 p.m. Lahaina Public Library. The Story Man - Mon. Baba Jamal Koram performs for all ages. 10-11:30 a.m. Hana Public Library. After-School Help - Mon-Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911. Free Keiki Art Classes - Every Mon, Tue, Wed & Fri. Lahaina Arts Society offers free children’s art classes island wide. MON - Lahaina Surf Hawaiian Housing, 3-5 p.m. & Baha’i Faith Maui Center, Makawao, 9 a.m.-12. TUE - Kehekili Park Terrace, Wailuku, 3-5 p.m. WED - Baha’i Faith Maui Center, 9 a.m.-12 p.m.; Honokowai Kau Hale, 2:30-4:30 p.m.; Ka Hale A Ke Ola, Wailuku, 4-6 p.m. FRI Haiku Boy’s and Girl’s Club, 3-5 p.m. For more info call 661-0111. Keiki Chess Club - Mon. For little masterminds age 7-12. Free. 2:30-4 p.m. Makawao Public Library. 573-5313. Athletic Club Outreach - Every Tue & Thu. Got tough kids? Get them instruction on Olympic weightlifting, power lifting, body building and sports-specific weight training by an experienced team of coaches. Ages 11-19. Free. 4:45-6 p.m. St. Mark Weightlifting Hall, Good Shepherd Episcopal Church, Wailuku. 244-4656. Kids Love Stories - Tue. So bring them down to listen at Lahaina’s biggest bookstore. Free. 1010:30 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina. 662-1300. West Side Storytime - Every Tue & Sat. Lahaina’s newest bookseller is hosting keiki story time, so get them hooked on reading early. Tue., 10 a.m.; Sat., 11 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina. Junior Golf Clinic - Wed. Provides pointers for golfers aged 7-17. Call to reserve; space is limited. $65/student. 4-5:30 p.m. Wailea Golf Course. 875-5111. Keiki Shots - Wed. (Central Maui) Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walkin basis. Free. 12-3 p.m. Wailuku Health Center. 984-8260. Keiki Issues? - Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strong willed children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call.
Free. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Hui Malama Learning Center. 289-5050. La-ti-Da Music for Families - Thu. La-ti-Da Toddler classes are specially designed for ages 5 months - 5 yrs and the people who take care of them. Discover how creative musical movement enriches physical strength, builds self confidence, and encourages natural curiosity. Every Thursday Sept. 25- Nov. 20th. 9 a.m. The Studio Maui, Haiku. 280-2784. Story Time - Thu. Keiki story time and crafts. Free. 10 a.m. Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana. 665-1114. Toddler Story Time - Thu. Brush up on the latest in children’s books with your little one. Free. 10 a.m. Makawao Public Library. 573-8785. Saturday Stories - Sat. Bring the kids down to Lahaina’s biggest bookstore for stories and special events. Free. 11 a.m. Barnes and Noble, Lahaina. 662-1307. Yu-Gi-Oh - Sat. Little gamester get out your cards and get ready for a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament! Free. 3 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-4766. Yo Yo Workshop & Demo - Sun. Yo Yo’s are silent, so encourage your kids to learn how to use them and finally get some peace and quiet! Free. 45 p.m. Maui Toy Works. 661-5304.
Lecture Free Conservation Talk - Thu. Maui Coastal Land Trust executive director Dr. Dale Bonar will discuss the work of conservation organizations. 6-7 p.m. Pacific Whale Foundation Discovery Center, Ma’alaea Harbor Shops. 249-8811. Free talk - “Wetlands Preservation” - Thu. Dr. Dale Bonar, Executive Director of Maui Coastal Land Trust, will discuss how land conservation organizations work to protect different kinds of land, and focus on wetlands. Free. 6:00 - 7:00 pm. Pacific Whale Foundation Discovery Center, Ma’alaea Harbor Shops. 808-294-8811. Web Basics Class - Thu. Haiku Web Services president Lia Kay Barrad will explain the finer point Web site needs for businesses. Find out what your site needs- and what would be a waste of money. Free. 12-1 p.m. Maui County Business Resource Center, Maui Mall. 873-8247. Reclaiming Your Health - Fri. Registered Dietitian Brenda Davis brings her observations from diabetes research she heads in the Marshall Islands, and demonstrates how to apply lifestyle lessons learned there to Maui. 7 p.m. Cameron Center, Wailuku. 298-8544. Medicare Information Luncheon - Tue. An chance for prospective and soon-to-be Medicare recipients to learn about the government-sponsored health care program for people 65 and over. Please RSVP. 12 p.m. Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway, Kahului. 579-9249.
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DA KINE CALENDAR Families With Mental Illness Course - Wed. Course aims to help families of individuals with serious mental illness. Free. 5-7:30 p.m. Cameron Center, Wailuku. 572-3757.
Workshops Better Business Partnerships - Wed. Mediator and facilitator Sunny Gutierrez teaches you the key elements of forging a successful business partnership. Free. 12-1 p.m. Maui County Business Resource Center, Maui Mall. 873-8247. Dragon & Tiger Medical Chi Gung - Every Tue & Thu. This exercise is believed to fight cancer in China. Free class sponsored by the Pacific Cancer Foundation. 3-4 p.m. Maui YMCA. 243-2999. Cancer Support Group/Relaxation Classes - Fri. Kurt Miyajima will teach cancer patients, survivors, family members and caregivers relaxation and longevity breathing techniques. Free. 3-4 p.m. Maui YMCA. 243-2999. Dragon & Tiger Medical Chi Gung - Every Tue & Fri. In China, this exercise is believed to fight cancer. Sponsored by the Pacific Cancer Foundation. Free. 5:30-6:30 p.m. REPS Fintess Training Center, Wailea Town Center. 243-2999.
Environment Year of the Reef Celebration - Thu. A celebration of 2008, the International Year of the Reef. Come check out living reef exhibits and eat a lunch made entirely from sustainable seafood sources. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Maui Ocean Center, Ma`alaea. 270-7000. Save Makena Cleanup - Sat. Come show Oneloa/Big Beach some love. Help clear away trash in preparation for a wetlands restoration project in the area. Protective clothing and sunscreen are recommended; gloves, bags, water and pupus will be provided. Meet at the picnic table by the first entrance. 9 a.m. Big Beach, Makena. Daily Onsite Coral Reef Naturalist Program - Mon-Fri. Learn names of fish youíve seen while snorkeling and how to protect Mauiís reefs at Pacific Whale Foundationís free Coral Reef Information Station. Sponsored by Hawaii Tourism Authority and County of Maui Office of Economic Development. . 8 a.m.-12 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea. 808-294-8811. Sea Turtle Encounters - Daily. A chance to get a close glimpse of Maui Ocean Center’s resident sea turtles. Price includes lunch. $15. 11:30, 1:30. Maui Ocean Center, Ma`alaea. 270-7000. Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get free info about marine life and answers to all those pesky questions that keep you up all night. The Pacific Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are definitely smarter than a fifth grader. The question is, are you?. 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Ulua Beach, Wailea. 249-8811. Kanaha Beach Project - Every Tue & Thu. Join group leader Val Magee in removing invasive species, clearing marine debris and planting native species at Kanaha Park. Bring water, snacks and sunscreen. Wear cool clothing, a hat and good walking shoes—and bring your swimsuit if you wish for a refreshing dip afterwards! Meet at the Canoe Hale at Kanaha Beach Park in Kahului. . 8:30 a.m.-11:30 a.m. Kanaha Beach Park. 808-294-8811 ext. 1.
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unique ecosystems at Maui Coastal Land Trust in Waihee. Be prepared to help weed out invasive plants or help with other tasks. Get a free t-shirt for your efforts!. 7:45 a.m.-12 p.m. Maui Coastal Land Trust, Waihee. 808-294-8811 ext. 1. Honokawai Valley Restoration Project Sat. Come help remove invasive species while learning about some of the area’s archaeological sites. Wear close-toed boots and bring water, snacks, lunch, sun screen and bug spray. Group will meet at the Kaanapali Sugar Cane Train Station, which is on the mauka side of Puukoli Road. 9 a.m.2 p.m. Honokawai Valley. 249-8811. Honokowai Valley Restoration - Sat. Visit remote Honokowai Valley, which is closed to public access, with leader Ed Lindsey. Help save archeological sites of old Hawaii, pull invasive plants and possibly plant native species. Get a free t-shirt for your efforts! Sponsored by County of Maui Office of Economic Development and Hawaii Tourism Authority. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Honokowai Valley, West Maui. 808-294-8811 ext. 1. Save the Forest - Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove. Transportation is provided. Bring warm clothes, long pants and closed boots. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m., Harbor Shop, 300 Ma`alaea Rd; 8:15 a.m., Upcountry Tavares Community Center. RSVP 856-8341. Volunteer on Vacation - Mon. Get to know Maui better by volunteering time to one of many important environmental projects. Meet local experts and learn about the history and environment of the land and get a free t-shirt from the Pacific Whale Foundation!. 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Honokowai. 249-8811.
Sports Maui Road Runners’ Pau Hana - Thu. Come have a beer and talk story with fellow runners. Plan events, find out about future runs, and compare calves. 5-7 p.m. Moose McGillycuddy’s, Kihei. 2008 Presidential Scholarship Golf Tournament - Sat. Sponsored by the Realtors’ Association of Maui. $125/$40 luncheon only. 7 a.m.12 p.m. The Dunes at Maui Lani, Kahului. 873-0422. Paddling for Breast Cancer Survivors Every Mon & Wed. Get together with other survivors for canoe paddling. Free. 6:45 a.m. Kihei Canoe Club. 243-2999. Pool Hours - Daily. Pool Hours - Besides the fear of contracting super-strain ukuís, I really enjoy a good swim in a public pool. Sometimes the thought of dealing with sand is just too much to bear. Kahului, Kihei, Lahaina, War Memorial, Pukalani, anthe Old and New Wailuku Pools: M-W, F, S 9 a.m-4 p.m.; Th 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m.; Sun 12-4:30 p.m. These hours can change due to events. To double check you can call, 270-6135. Tai Chi - Every Mon & Fri. Get your Tai Chi in during your lunchbreak with Dr. Lorrin Pang. Free. noon-12:45 p.m. State Building Plaza, Wailuku. 984-8200. Maui Croquet Club - Every Sun, Tue & Thu. You could be an amazing croquet player and not even know it. No mallet? No problem. 2-5 p.m. Waipuilani Park, Kihei. 879-0087.
tures. Live music, too. 5-10pm. Jacques Northshore Bistro, 120 Hana Hwy. Paia. 808-269-0961.
Unisan - Thu-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.
Hawaii Landscape Art Exhibit - Daily. “High Above Hawaii,” a month-long exhibit, features the art of Maui artist John Noble. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Gallery, Lahaina. 661-0111.
DINNER MUSIC
Art Night - Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments. This week’s featured artist is Ronald Macedo. Free. 6:30 p.m. Lahaina. 661-6284.
BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Sun, Greg DiPiazza; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700.
Farmers market, Art/Craft Fairs Farmers Market of Maui - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 61 S. Kihei Rd. Honokowai Farmers Market - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11 a.m. Lower Honopiilani Hwy. Ho`olokahi Arts & Crafts Fair - Every Tue & Fri. Fresh flower lei-making classes from 9-11 a.m. on Fridays. 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Wailea Beach Marriott Resort south lobby. 879-1922. Ohana Farmers & Crafters Market - Every Tue, Wed & Fri. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 877-3369. Resort Craft Fair - Every Wed & Fri. Hawaiian arts and crafts. 8 a.m.-2 p.m. Renaissance Wailea Beach Resort. Aloha Craft Fair- Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Maui Mall. 872-4320. Farmers’ Market and Craft Fair - Every Tue, Wed, Fri & Sat. Great deals on locally grown produce and locally made goods. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului. 871-1307. KBH Craft Fair - Fri. Cultural crafts and live demos. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Ka`anapali Beach Hotel lobby. 667-5978. Organic Farmers Market - Sat. Fresh produce that’s cheaper than the grocery store. 6:30 a.m.noon. Eddie Tam Memorial Center. Swap Meet Farmers’ Market - Sat. As if that swap meet wasn’t enough of a draw on its own, within its gates also lies a chance to find some great deals on mega-fresh produce. Admission: 50 cents. 7 a.m.-1 p.m. Pu’unene Avenue, Kahului. 877-3100.
Poetry Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114. Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852. Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your original work, your favorite poem, or just come to be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, 662-3950. Open Mind Open Mic - Every Mon. Open Mind Open Mic with spoken word, poetry, comedy— whatever you have to say here’s your chance. Free. 6 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091. Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome. Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com.
Save Honolua - Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed development of Honolua Bay. 6:45 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center. 870-0052.
Aloha Team Classic - Daily. A golf event to benefit the Beyond the Rainbow Foundation. Start times vary. 7 a.m.-8 p.m. Kapalua Golf Course. 665-5815.
Building supplies - Every Wed, Thu, Fri & Sat. Spring cleaning! Donate new and nearly new building materials or purchase them at reduced prices. Volunteers needed to stock, display and price merchandise. Reduce the amount of usable building materials going into the landfill. 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Habitat for Humanity, Market St., Wailuiku. 986-8050.
Group Run - Wed. Stay in shape while taking in some beautiful views! Group meets at Kihei Community Center. Open to runners of all ages and fitness levels. Refreshments will be provided after. Sponsored by Maui Road Runners. Free. 5:30 p.m. Piilani Highway and Lipoa Parkway.
Poetry Reading - Every second Thu Maui Live Poets Society hosts an open poetry reading on the West side. Free. 6:30- 9 p.m. Lahaina, 661-0517
Weed and Pot Club - Wed. Did that get your attention? Push up your sleeves and rake, hoe and pull weeds in a beautiful garden setting. Tools, gloves and drinking water provided. Bring sunscreen and tennis shoes. 8:30 a.m. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, Kahului. 249-2798.
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Isana Restaurant - Daily, 9 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-1811.
Volleyball Day - Sat. Bump, set, spike! Free. 1 p.m. Kamaole III Beach Park, Kihei.
Kobe Japanese Steakhouse - Fri-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555.
Coastal Restoration - Fri. Habitat restoration at Waihe`e coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m. Waihe`e. 244-5263. Maui Coastal Land Trust Service Project Fri. The Pacific Whale Foundation’s Volunteering on Vacation program gives you a chance to help save
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Art Carla Crow Studio Clearance Sale - Sat. Featuring low prices and great deals on original art, prints, and cards. 3-6 p.m. 965 Hogback Rd., Haiku. 575-9302. Art Bistro - Mon. Local artists display their wares, from photography and painting to jewelry and sculp-
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Lulu’s - Wed, 7 p.m., 1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. Sansei - Thu-Fri, 10 p.m., 600 Office Road, Kapalua, 669-6286; Thu-Sat, 10 p.m. Kihei Town Center, 879-0004. Tiffany’s - Daily, 9:30 p.m., 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-0052. Tip Up’s Tavern - Mon, 9:30 p.m., 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299.
WEST MAUI
Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troupe; Thu, Sat, Sun, Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Cool Cat Cafe - Thu, Erin Smith; Fri, Sat, Dave Carroll; Sun, Wed, Whale Sharks; Mon, Mickie Moore; Tue, Jazz; . all sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hard Rock Cafe - Sun, Marty Dread, 6:30-8:30 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 570-7400. Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat Ernest Pua’a; Sun,Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,Damon; Tue, Roy & Friends; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Parkway, Building P, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri, deAquino Bradaz. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Building J, 661-4495. Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne & Pro Ed; Sat, Mark & Mike. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., 667-7758. Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. Santa Fe Cantina - Tue, Ryan from Silky Ringo; 4-8 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7805. Sea House Restaurant - Thu & Fri, Kincaid Basques; Sa,-Coelho Morrison; Su, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets except Sat. 7-9 p.m. Sat set is 6:30-9p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.
SOUTH MAUI Henry’s Bar and Grill - Gina Martinelli Jam. 6-8 p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St. Kihei. 879-2849. Life’s A Beach - Thu, Erin Smith. 1913 South Kihei Rd., 891-8010. Longhi’s - Sat, acoustic music. 10:30-11 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883 Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206. Mulligan’s on the Blue - Fri, Gail Swanson; 68 p.m.; Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers; Mon, Gypsy Pacific; 7 p.m. Tue, Randall Rospond; 6:30-8:30 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. Shangri-La - Sat, Acoustic Sitar By the Sea. 6:308:30 p.m. 760 S. Kihei Road. Suite 109, Menehune Shores, Kihei, 875-4555. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony; Fri, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Rd., Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Sun, Mon, Brittany; Wed, Sat, Merv Oana Thu; Fri Margie; Tue Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Ramen & Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6284.
CENTRAL MAUI Café Marc Aurel - Tue, Live Music; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-0852.
The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
Thursday 10/16
Friday 10/17
Saturday 10/18
Sunday 10/19
Monday 10/20– Wednesday 10/21
DJ Blu Sol No cover, 9:30pm
Estee Graham No cover, 10pm
Erin Smith Band No cover, 10pm
Call for details
MON - Call for details; TUE - Kahala & Indo of LAWA, 9:30pm
AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011
CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852
Hand Jive Jazz Trio No cover, ‘til 10:30pm
From the Floor’s Event Linguistics; No cover
MON - Open Mic w/ Ryan Vice, ‘til 11pm; WED - Dinner Music Jam w/ Megan Song
Keys of Creation $10, 10pm
Marques $15, 9:45pm
WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday w/DJ Styles & DJ Jammin J; $10, 10pm
Thirsty Thursdaze $10, 10pm
Alliez $10, 10pm
DJ Zeek $5, 10pm
Orin & Junior No cover
Dave Carroll No cover
Dave Carroll No cover
Eric the Whale Shark No cover
MON - Erin Smith; TUE - Jazz Night; WED -Howard Ahia, No cover
Quiz Night No cover, 8pm
TBA 10pm
The Farmers 10pm
TBA No cover, 9pm
MON - Jordan, 10pm; TUE - Scott Baird & Merika/Dart Tournament
CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9668
COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908
DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669
GIAN DON’S
Ultra Fabulous Girly Girlz Diva Show
1445 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-4041
HARD ROCK CAFÉ 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
HENRY’S BAR & GRILL 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849
Silky Ringo 9pm Live Music No cover, 9pm
JACQUES 120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844
KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB 36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711
Vince Esquire No cover
KAHULUI ALE HOUSE
845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010
Live Music No cover, 9pm
MON - Marty Dread, $10, $5 Kama aina Live Music No cover, 9pm
DJ Del Sol $10,10pm
DJ CIA No cover, 10pm
Kenny Roberts No cover
Way Back Machine No Cover
Gina Martinelli No cover
Kahala No cover
TUE - Da Ha-Y-ans, No cover WED - Chico & Da Kine, No cover
Tom Cherry No cover, 10pm
TUE - Kilohana, No cover; WED - Celtic Music, No cover
Orrin & Junior No cover, 9-11pm
KIMOS HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH
Iration $18, 10pm
DJ Shaka Rock No Cover, 10pm
355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
WED -Wii Wednesday
Rampage 10pm
Main Street Bistro - Th-Fri, Rhythm & Blues with Freedom. 5-7:30 p.m.. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. Wowee-Maui’s Kava Bar & Grill- Th, Hawaiian Jazz & Fusion w/ Robbie Ray. 6-9 p.m. Fri, Hawaiian Raggae, 6-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.
UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Wed, Dorothy Betz and Les Adam with Vince Esquire. Thu, Haiku Hillbillys. Sat, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8844. Morning Glories Organic Internet Cafe Fri, Elaine Ryan, 3-4 p.m.; Mon, Karen B, 1-2 p.m.137 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-6009. Moana Cafe & Bakery - Wed, Benoit Jazzworks; Thu Mark Johnstone, Fri, Classic Hawaiian with Jocelyn, all sets 6:30-8:30. Sat, Live jazz music with Mark Johnstone & Friends, 12:30 2:30 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999.
RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Ka`anapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua`a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KA`ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0011 Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m.
Sea Monster 10pm
Silky Ringo 10pm
■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon,Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m. ■ RITZ CARLTON 1 Ritz Carlton Drive, Kapalua, 669-6200 Banyan Tree Restaraunt - Wed & Thu, Ranga Pae 6:15-9:45 p.m. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 661-3611 Royal OceanTerrace-Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m. ■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Ka`anapali Pkwy, 661-0031
MON - Kanoa of Gomega w/ Jessica Rabbit, 10pm; TUE - Lucky Bum Girls; WED - Crunch Pups/Melani, 10pm
Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music. Humuhumunukunukuapua`a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. ■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100 Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music. ■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth. Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends. ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922
Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets. Thu, Kulewa; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Fausto and Kawaika; Sun; Kulewa; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.
Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m.
■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525
Molokini Lounge - Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, Mele `Ohana Duo. Tue, Thu Ron Kuala’au; Sun-Thu sets 6-9 p.m.; Fri, Sat sets 6-10 p.m. Sun, Mele `Ohana Duo, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Mon, Wed, Fri, Hula performance, 66:45 p.m.
Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m. Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Pua`a. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.
Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m.
$2.50
EAST MAUI ■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge -Thu-Sun, Live music. 6:30-9:30 p.m. Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing. 7:30-8:15 p.m.
SOUTH MAUI
■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, 875-1234
ALL BEERS
■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111
■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:3011:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.
MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
CHICKEN WINGS
50¢
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The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.
Thursday 10/16
Friday 10/17
Saturday 10/18
Neto Latin Salsa No cover, 9pm
The Willy’s & DJ Malik No cover, 9pm
Shaka Saturdays $10, 10pm
DJ Mike 9pm
DJ Mike 9pm
DJ Decka No cover, 9pm
DJ Astro Raph No cover; 9pm
Sunday 10/19
Monday 10/20– Wednesday 10/21
LONGHI’S 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288
LULU’S 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
MAI TAI LOUNGE 839 Front St., Lahaina - 661-5288
MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758
The Astro Boys No cover, 9pm
100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881
OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414
OYSTER BAR 744 Front St., Lahaina - 661-9090
SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602
Hazmatt No cover, 10pm
Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm
MON - Dub Boyz, No cover, 10pm; TUE - Unifires, No cover, 10pm; WED - Open Mic, No cover, 10pm
Trike Races/DJ Skinny Guy 10pm
Freaky Fridays $5, 10pm
Flavazone $8, 10pm
Karaoke No cover, 9pm
MON - Karaoke No cover, 9pm ; WED - Flavazone, $5, 10pm
Ladies/80s Night w/DJ Bud; $5, 10pm
DJ Blast $10, 10pm
DJ N8 Castro $10, 10pm
Live Music Until 10pm, No cover
MON-WED - Live Music, Until 10pm, No cover
Sonny B & Kapahaki No cover, 10pm
WED - Chronic Cantina w/ Junior, No cover, 10pm
Kanoa of Gomega No cover, 10pm
MON - DJ Blast; TUE - Astro Boys (DJs); WED - DJ Decka; All no cover, 10pm
DJ Shark in da Water No cover, 10pm
MON - Karaoke, 9:30pm; TUE - New Project, No cover, 10pm; WED - Off Tomorrow, No cover, 10pm
DJ Slackin No cover, 10pm
UNISAN 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku - 244-4500
WOW-WEE MAUI’S 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului - 871-1414
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DJ Nexus No cover, 10pm Kenny Roberts No cover, 9:30pm
Jerry Caires Jr. Band $3, 9pm
1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380
1279 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 874-9299
DJ Sonny No cover, 10pm
Crunch Pups No cover, 9:30pm
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR TIP-UPS TAVERN
MON - Acoustico; WED - John Feary
Silky Ringo No cover, 10pm
900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7805
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444
MON - Hazmatt, No cover, 9:30pm; TUE - Dollar Drink Night, $5, 9pm; WED - Latino Late Night, No cover, 9pm
Wee D’ono No cover, 10pm
SANTA FE CANTINA SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE
Pole Dancing No cover, 9pm
Acoustic Tide w/ Quick Day Scouts; 10pm
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF
MON - Na Hoku, Crazy Fingers; WED - Way Back Wednesdays, 10pm
Kilohana No cover, 10:30pm
Maui Underground No cover, 10pm
Tom Cherry No cover, 10pm
Karaoke ‘til 11pm
80s/90s/Today Club No cover, 10pm
Tommy Muniz/kachi kachi music; $10/$15
Robbie Ray No cover, 9-10pm
Ekolu & Keola No cover, 9-10pm
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TUE - WED - Karaoke
MON - Monday Night Football
Daily Sushi & Sashimi Specials!
Gotta try the Spicy Tuna Tacos!
Best of Maui
WINNER!
“Most Romantic” & “Best Panoramic Views”
744 Front St. • Lahaina • 661- 9090 • www.LahainaStoreGrille.net
Sunday Drink Specials!
After 10pm Drink Specials
$4 Margaritas $4 Amstel Lights $4 16oz. Mimosas $4 16oz. Bloody Marys $4 16oz. Screwdrivers
guaranteed to get “Da Boody Shaken!”
7AM – 5PM
Sun-Weds
$3 Assorted Flavored SKYY Vodka “You Name It” $3 Amstel Lt. Draft Beer
Da House DJ
MULTIPLE LARGE FLAT SCREEN TV’s on the rooftop Every Sunday starting at 7am. Panoramic views, Breakfast & Drink Specials
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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Trying new things isn’t exactly your specialty. In fact, there were years there where you wouldn’t even attempt anything new unless you already had a pretty good idea ahead of time that you’d be better than decent at it. That’s got to end somewhere, and this week is a good time to pick up a few new skills. Try at least five new things that you suspect you might become good at, given time, but probably will suck at the first few times you give them a go. Three of them won’t work out, one of them will lead to disappointment, and one’s likely to become a great new passion. You’ll never know which is which until you actually try them all. Seems worth the effort to me. I bet it will to you, too, at least in retrospect.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) There’s no easy, painless way to ask what you want to ask, get the information you need, or share the things you need to share. You have to simply bite the bullet and make it happen. Quit procrastinating, create your moments, and just spill it, ask it, or do it. You may not like what happens next, but waiting won’t change the outcome, only delay it. If the end result is inevitable anyway, wouldn’t you rather know sooner than later, so you can be free to move forward with your life? The more time you waste waiting, the more you’ll regret it later. Get on with it, now.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) This week is all about imperfect solutions. The simplest example I could give you would be using a bit of rope to hold your pants up. You don’t have the tools or resources on hand to do the job the way you’d like, but you can still get things done, albeit messily or imperfectly. Holding out for the perfect answer will mean doing nothing for an entire week, or longer. You’re better off just making do for now, and fixing things up later, when more resources or information become available. Don’t stay pantsless in Limbo. Just hitch up your britches, tie them off with a bit of string, and move on along.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Play to your strengths. You’re not necessarily going to be able to match a Scorpio’s intensity, a Leo’s radiance, or a Pisces’ flexibility. Stop trying. You will never be successful at being anything other than what you are, and you’re not a good enough actor to even pretend convincingly. Luckily, you’re a pretty great person, even if only a select few will ever notice or appreciate it. Don’t worry about being the most popular person in the room; you probably never will be. But as long as you’re genuine and honest, you’ll be the most popular with the people who matter.
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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) I can’t get enough of you Rams. With Mars in Scorpio this week, intensifying and exaggerating your best (and worst) qualities, you’ll be more popular than ever—among those who already adore you. Of course, those who don’t have a strong appreciation for who and what you are aren’t likely to learn one this week. Screw them. You’re at your best when you simply play to your strengths, honor your admirers, and do stuff to make those who love you happy. Don’t waste time and energy trying to win over new fans, at least not right now. You’ll just risk alienating your devoted friends and probably not make any new ones in the process.
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I’m a terrible flirt. I mean, I’m terrible at it. I suck at small talk, gentle hints, or playful banter. You, however, are almost always good at these things. It’s up to you to help those of us who are more socially inept get to where we want to go. Use your clever tongue to smooth the way for those who’d trip over obstacles you’d vault with ease. Pimp your friends. You’re the ultimate PR person for the people you love. You don’t owe them this service, of course, but talking them up and helping them get what they want out of life is an act of true friendship and love. Why withhold it?
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Next week’s new Moon in Scorpio is the perfect time to permanently shake things up in your sex life. For too long, you’ve settled for stuff that actually doesn’t do much for you, but you haven’t known exactly how to move things along. That ought to change next week, if you have the guts to bring it about. This is an awesome time to really get what you want, though there might be some surprises that can come with. All I can offer you is that tired old saw: be careful what you wish for; you just might get it. Paula Fuga
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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Paint a picture. You have a harder time transforming yourself than many other signs, but when you do, the changes are more likely to stick. The main thing is that you keep yourself consistently heading in the same direction. I suggest clearly envisioning the person you want to be come springtime, and (metaphorically or concretely) paint a picture of what that would look like, so you can easily remind yourself whenever you get distracted, and adjust course if necessary. Remember, any change you wreak upon yourself is going to be a long journey—consistently holding to your course is the only way you’ll ever get anywhere.
VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) I’m really good at wasting time, but I sorely resent other people wasting it for me. I have no patience for them. I can squander my own precious minutes, thank you very much. Luckily, it’s almost never a Virgo who costs me this precious resource, and for that I’m grateful. However, I suspect that you, like me, are gravely disturbed by so much time-filching. Unfortunately, it’s likely to be rampant this week. There’s no need for you to put up with it. Don’t be unreasonable, but when things get out of hand and start costing you much more time than they’re worth, walk away.
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808•879•2826
I’AO ACUPUNCTURE & SPA Breast Cancer Awareness Month Special $20 for Far Infared Sauna with Heated Jade Stone Massage. 5% of proceeds will support Susan G. Komen for the cure. Call today to book your appointment: 249.8280
On The UPside with TERI MAUI’S HOTTEST “CALL-IN” RADIO PROGRAM Tune in every FRIDAY at *NOON* on KAOI 1110 AM. Call in 808-242-7800. Check us LIVE online at www.stickam.com/terionupside
SSSSPEED DATING!
Every Tuesday! Ages 21 and over, 8 PM registration. Drink and food specials. Call Wow Wee for pre-registration or just show up!! 333 Dairy Rd. 871-1414.
AUDITIONS FOR FAMILY FUN NIGHT TALENT SHOWCASE!
Calling all Keiki’s & Teens, do you have talent? Do you sing, dance, play an instrument or have a unique talent? Auditions are being held Saturday, October 25th from 10am-2pm, call Sheila at 205-0560 to schedule your audition. The Family Fun Night will be held at Unisan in Wailuku on Friday, November 14th from 6-8pm.
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Air Maui Helicopter Tours 2 for 1 Special! West Maui/Molokai Special. Only Air Maui offers this incredible flight! Call now for your 2 for 1 Kama’aina special or special visitor rate! Expires Dec. 31, 2008. For reservations call 877-7005
Hard Rock Cafe Breast Cancer Benefit Month! Its Pinktober! Come support breast cancer research by partying at the Hard Rock! 10/3 Byron and the Derelicts. 10/11 Licker Commission and Order of the White Rose. More to come! Proceeds from the door go to Pacific Breast Cancer. Call 667-7400 for info.
Moving Sale at Analoha! Analoha Boutique is Moving! Come and take advantage of 40% to 50% off our designs. If you haven’t seen our unique island designs at our boutique, now is your only chance! Free parking, 117 Prison St. 661-5274.
The Fastest Growing Privacy Hedge Available!
Kihei Condo 2Bd /1.5Ba ONLY $194,880
Kahului Condo 2Bd / 1.5ba ONLY $81,000
Josh Jerman, Broker
283-2222
www.joshjerman.com
Anew Tattoo by Nancy
You deserve a new tattoo! Tattooing in HI over 15 years. Private tattoo studio by appointment only. Call 808-872-1113. Email inquires to tat2oasis@yahoo.com, or view gallery at myspace.com/wwwpiratebitchcom. Anchored at the Harbor, 111 Hana Hwy, #202B, Kahului. Above Bounty Music in the back.
PRE-FORECLOSURE CONDOS
Kihei and Central Maui locations. Prices from $75,000 and up. Contact Josh Jerman, Broker 808-283-2222. Century 21 All Islands
Taco Tuesdays at Sante Fe Cantina
$1 tacos, music by Silky Ringo, $3 domestics, $4 wells. Don’t forget our awesome happy hour 3-6pm and 10-midnight. Plus entertainment on Wed and Sun. 10 to close. Located next to Front Street Theatres. 667-7805
SOLEIL LUNA HAPPY HOUR MONDAYS!
Women's Cut $42, Men's Cut $28, Bikini Maintenance $22, Eyebrow Wax $15, 60 Minute Massage $75. Appetizers & Drinks! Call for details, 662-0203. Soleil Luna is located at 242 Lahainaluna Road in Lahaina.
SPORTFISHING
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Looking for a loving companion?
I’m friendly, attractive with a soft coat and floppy ears. My idea of a perfect day is a long walk on the beach, a bowl of kibble and some heavy petting before bedtime. You can find me at the Maui Humane Society - 877-3680. www.mauihumanesociety.org
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