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Position (& What we’d rather be doing) Editor: Anthony Pignataro anthony@mauitime.com (Enjoying a picnic with Chloe Sevigny)

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Associate Editor: Starr Begley starr@mauitime.com (Ghost hunting)

COVER STORY

ONO KINE GRINDS

• End the Crackdown! The case for leaving unpermitted transient vacation rentals alone – by Terez Amato-Lindsey

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• Eh Brah! • Troubletown

allure – by Rob Parsons

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Save the Lipoa Point cemetary! – by Beau Ewan

• The Maui10

• Film: Tightening the Screws

Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers brad@mauitime.com (Creating art) Classified Sales: Robin Williams robin@mauitime.com (Feathering my nest)

• Movies & Times • A&E: Active Imagination – by Kat Moore

• Paying our Respects

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Graphic Designer: Travis K. Tiffin

Artist Steve Sundram does it all–even high seas adventure

• LC Watch

• Coconut Wireless • Overheard

• This Week’s Picks

– by Cole Smithey

• Rob Report

Art Director: Wendy S. H. Ortiz wendy@mauitime.com (Floating down a river on a raft)

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• Word for Word

• Mind Candy • The Grid & Calendar Listings

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• News of the Weird • Maui TIME

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Illustration: Guy Junker, Ron Pitts, Glenn Watson Photography: Sean M. Hower, Pietro Ortiz, Jason Waterhouse

DA KINE CALENDAR

• Letters to the Editor

Getting to the Point: Shoreline preservation is part of East Maui

Intern: Ray Mangan

• Dining Listings Hours, locations and price ranges of Maui’s eateries

‘Park Rules’

Contributors: Terez Amato-Lindsey, Caeriel Crestin, Lloyd Dangle, Beau Ewan, Kat Moore, Rob Parsons, Chuck Shepherd, Cole Smithey

• Ohana Cafe They’re open again! – by Anthony Pignataro

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• Personals • Classified Listings • Sign Language • Restless Native • Mind, Body & Spirit

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LETTERSTOTHEEDITOR TRIAL BY JERKY Is the Trial Period over yet for the “Restless Native?” I remember not long ago when I could instantly flip to the back page and get an end-of-the-week chuckle from “Holo Holo Girl.” Is Maui Time really going to replace that with the depressing mid-life complaints of a self-described workaholic? I’m not sure what is more sad: (1) having to read about Ms. [Starr] Begley’s breakdown(s), or (2) having to overlook the obvious free advertising that Ms. Begley’s November 1st article amounts to. While on the positive, I hope that the Restless Native gets a good discount at Green Ti Boutique for the advertising. I can’t help but think that there’s better comical fodder somewhere on this island to make that last half a page worth reading. By the way, the formula of adding nonsensical trivia in italics at the end does not make the articles, or the author, any funnier to read. -Jon H. Apo, Deputy Public Defender, State of Hawai‘i, via fax Starr Begley responds: You flatter me, Mr. Apo. See, the top of your fax to my editor says “PUBLIC DEFENDERS” and displays the return number 808-984-5022. This means you sent your letter to the editor using the official, taxpayer-funded, State of Hawai‘i Public Defender’s Office fax machine. That you would risk violating Section 84-13 of the Hawai‘i Revised Statutes (“No legislator or employee” can use “state time, equipment or other facilities for private business purposes”) just to tell my boss that I’m not funny almost brings a tear to my eye.

They are a much worse visual assault on Maui’s raw aesthetic allure than all of the new development on the hillside of Haleakala. Maui needs energy solutions that don’t sacrifice Hawai‘i’s soul. -Ronda Tycer, via email

TROUBLED BY TROUBLETOWN I’m know it’s been a while since you replaced Ted Rall’s cartoons with Troubletown, but I have to say that every time I open up your rag, I am disappointed to see it gone. Troubletown pales in comparison to Ted Rall’s wit. Also, I guess you phased out his editorial articles even longer ago that that in favor of more local reporting. I can dig that, but the man has fantastic viewpoints on national issues. So why not try kill News of the Weird to fit ‘em in or something? News of the Weird is garbage, mates. Honestly now… I miss Ted Rall. -Geoff Moore, Huelo

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I am writing in support of council member Jo Anne Johnson’s proposed moratorium on new development on West Maui agricultural lands (“It’s Moratorium Time,” Oct. 18, 2007). Development on the Westside has simply gotten out of hand. I do not believe that the majority of the residents of the Westside want development on every open space from the ocean to mountain throughout the entire Westside. Every public building in Hawai‘i has a sign on the wall posted by the fire marshal stating the maximum number of people that can be in the room. This sign is posted for the health and safety of the public. The population of the Westside has surpassed the number of people that can live here with the current infrastructure. Please support the moratorium. -Bruce Forrester, Kahana

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Shoreline preservation is part of East Maui allure

At the Maui County Department of Liquor Control, when one door closes, another almost invariably opens. Last month the door closed on Paradice Bluz in Lahaina. This month, one opens for The Blue Lagoon Tropical Bar and Grill, which is right down the street.

Photo: Rob Parsons

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The Kona vog hung thickly in the air, as ominous as Governor Linda Lingle’s promise to sign special legislation to bail out the Hawai‘i Superferry. A flash flood watch was posted for the next four days. Undaunted, we packed the car, preparing for a weekend sojourn to lush East Maui. Hana has a special place in our hearts, as Heather and I honeymooned there seven years ago. Like a deep massage of the spirit, romancing all five senses, Hana beckons. Even with its daily caravan of rental cars and guided tour buses, this part of Maui has retained a sense of place that has slipped away elsewhere. Here, nature’s elements take priority. Sky meets the mountains and ocean meets the shorelines in dramatic splendor. The Hawaiian ancestors stand vigilant. Each bright blossom, sprouting coconut and moss-covered lava rock evokes awe. Far from Kahului traffic, cane smoke, County Council deliberations and deadlines, Hana is like mental floss. As we approached Hana town, many quaint roadside stands offered fruit, flowers, “world-famous banana bread,” coffee and more. A banner advertised the upcoming third annual Hana Film Festival. Then we arrived at our friend’s home, perched on a hill overlooking the undeveloped Mu‘olea Point shoreline. Karen Davidson is a wonderful color-outside-the-lines artist who recently completed her home and art studio. She crafts dreamy cloudscapes and large colorful florals from handmade paper, and they float threedimensionally on the walls of her high-ceiling structures. Davidson is also a member of the Mu‘olea Point advisory committee, formed after joint efforts by the Trust For Public Land, Office of Hawaiian Affairs, County of Maui and the U.S. Department of Commerce—through a National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration grant—acquired the 73-acre coastal parcel. Though then-Mayor Alan Arakawa and the Maui County Council suffered through a rancorous relationship, acquisition of Mu‘olea was one instance in which the greater good of preservation efforts trumped political posturing.

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LC Watch The agenda for the upcoming Nov. 8 LC Board of Adjudication hearing lists just two cases, both concern The Blue Lagoon, which hasn’t made a single appearance before the Board in the four years I’ve been covering them. The first case has just one count of allegedly “allow[ing] the consumption of liquor” by a minor back on Aug. 16, 2006. The second case is also just one count, this time of allegedly serving an already-intoxicated customer in the early morning hours of Aug. 5, 2006.

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Heather and I vowed to hike down to the ocean, but first headed towards Kipahulu to hook up with friends she had met in Bali. We crossed the temporary steel bridge at Paihi Gulch, where federal engineers deemed the old bridge unsafe after the October 2006 earthquake. Soon after, we approached one of those narrow spots where vehicles hug either side of the road so they won’t clack rearview mirrors with oncoming cars. As we inched past a tourbus minivan, the local driver, complete with mini-microphone leaned towards us. “Excuse me,” he said. “Do you have any Grey Poupon?” In Kipahulu, one of the many signs denoting “One Lane Bridge” has been carefully graffitied, with “Lane” crossed out and replaced with “Love.” Such is the vibe at the Laulima Fruit Stand, near the end of the road, where a barricade prevents traffic from traversing the “backside” through Kaupo until structural repairs from the earthquake can be completed. Laulima is a charming snapshot of creative sustainability, with a backdrop of organic gardens and fruit trees. Red sugar cane stalks are run through a hand crank, with the juice collected for fresh drinks. A stationary bicycle generates electricity for a blender, so customers can pedal their own smoothies. A variety of local fruits and foods are available, as well as locally grown and roasted coffee. In an adjacent small, circular grove of black bamboo, Rachel displayed her Bali

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batik clothing designs, using traditional natural dyes. Her husband Rob took turns minding their one-year old boy and playing a bouncing African tune on the kalimba. Dogs and people wandered in and out, while people half-heartedly swatted away mosquitoes. A short while later, we swam in a clear freshwater pool, sculpted out of waterworn rock, languishing under the graceful arches of a bridge built in 1911. We never quite made it to the film festival at Hana Bay, opting instead to play music and sing around a fire, outside a community kitchen hale. The sound of the waves drumming the shoreline set the background rhythm, pulsating energy through the dark. Back at Karen’s house for Sunday breakfast, I kept an eye on the Packers game before we headed out on adventure. Rob from Bali and Heather both grew up in Sheboygan, and Heather’s grandfather actually played for the Packers back in the 1930’s, one of the original meat packers who played football on the weekend. Even watching play-by-play simulation on the computer, the game provided high drama, with Brett Favre pulling out yet another fourth quarter comeback win from his bag of tricks. Later we drove around Hana town, taking in the sights. I couldn’t help but think that a ban on vacation rentals would hurt the local people here as much as anywhere. see HANA, page 12

A conviction on either potentially brings fines of $2,000 or, given the current mood of the Adjudication Board, license suspension. Each also carries a possible “strike,” counting towards future license revocation. In both cases, owner Seth Bruins is pleading no contest. Bruins didn’t want to comment on the upcoming cases, beyond saying that the was in the process of selling the Blue Lagoon and has “a lot of problems right now.”

-Anthony Pignataro

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Paying our Respects

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Save the Lipoa Point surfboard cemetery! “People are just dying to get into that place.” That’s the line my dad would always use as we drove by a cemetery. But I can’t apply the same humor to this cemetery. None of those deaths were peaceful. The grounds are filled with broken egos and lost loved ones. It’s a dichotomy, this place of beauty and death, beginnings and endings. Here, the passing of time and tide are all that pays attention to the hallowed ground. Nobody, it seems, pays much attention to the surfboard cemetery at Lipoa Point. Unfortunately, development can dig the sanctity right out of the earth and replace it with condos. The surfboard cemeteries—and the surrounding area—are in danger from the potential development plans of the landowner, Maui Land & Pineapple Co. While their Honolua plans for forty luxury estates and an 18-hole golf course remain on hold—and they continue to insist that they have no intention to build anything at Lipoa Point—they also insist that the bay cannot remain as it is. My discovery of the surfboard cemetery came after a crisp evening session with moderate Kona winds. The swell was macking out of the northwest and Windmills was going off. I sat on the side of the trail to watch one last set. An unknown charger came flying out of the doggy-door barrel and landed directly on the ending slab of reef— unaffectionately known as “The Dinner Table.” Sure enough, the poor guy got served. His board buckled on the thriving wana and he rode the remains to shore. Looking like a pallbearer, he carried his board’s corpse to the pile of mangled fiberglass and laid it to rest. His eulogy was short and sweet, consisting mainly of four-letter words. I drove home with B.B. King’s mellow chords whispering through the car radio. The blues will bring out empathy. Any surfer knows that a good board, over time, becomes much more than a mere object. The perfect board is an extension of the body. It’s to the surfer as the rifle is the marine. This is my surfboard. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My surfboard is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my own life. My surfboard, without me, is useless. Without my board, I am useless.

Later that month, I returned to pay my respects to the cemetery. Some of the remains looked 50 years old. I stared down into the pile of rotting polyurethane and tried to make out the epitaphs. One said “K-Land” and another said “Al Merrick.” I side stepped back as a crab crawled across the pile. I noticed a board that read “Honolua Boyz” and thought about how the Boyz could one day lose these sacred grounds. The Save Honolua Coalition, founded by local surfer Elle Cochran, was able to halt ML&P’s development plans through loud, sustained community opposition. But the future of Honolua Bay and Lipoa Point remains uncertain. Maui Land & Pine has said repeatedly that they will not leave the bay as it is now. Organizations like the Lipoa Point Advisory Council are trying to preserve the future of Honolua Bay. Plans range from installing earth-friendly toilets to building parking lots and pavilions. The goal is to manage the land through conservation and education rather than mansions and fairways.

But as yet, neither ML&P nor the conservationists have addressed the surfboard cemetery. For the time being, they remain undisturbed. As the debate over

the bay rages, the broken boards around Lipoa Point symbolize the lesson so many surfers already know. Nature calls the shots. MTW

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COCONUT WIRELESS THE WEEK IN REVIEW

WEDNESDAY, Oct. 31 Yes, we’re going to start off another week talkin’ ‘bout the Superferry. Quit your bitching—the boat will be running soon enough, and then it won’t be in the news anymore. But in the meantime, we’ve got elected officials to denounce! Now a week ago, the state Senate voted on the big “compromise” bill that grants a special exemption to Hawai`i Superferry, Inc., allowing it to operate while the state conducts an environmental review. All three of Maui’s senators—Roz Baker, J. Kalani English and Shan Tsutsui—voted no, possibly because down deep they’re principled human beings. But over in the state House, we’ve got a different story. Only Maui rep Mele Carroll (D, 13th District) opposed the bill, while representatives Joe Bertram, III (D, 11th District), Angus McKelvey (D, 10th District), Bob Nakasone (D, 9th District), Joe Souki (D, 8th District) and Kyle Yamashita (D, 12th District) all voted to let the Superferry get special treatment. Normally I’d say something pithy and vengeful at this point like, “You people know what to do come election time…” but the election’s not for another year and by then even I will have forgotten about this travesty.

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THURSDAY, Nov. 1 And now, as if I didn’t have anything better to do, I get to play a round of Let’s Defend a Self-Indulgent Fool’s Right to Say Despicable Slurs in Private! Yes, kids, I’m talking about Dwayne “Dog” Chapman, who survived bounty hunting and nearly getting tossed into a Mexican jail only to watch the A&E Network put his immensely popular Dog the Bounty Hunter show on hiatus. The reason, as most of the Free World now knows, is because the National Enquirer got a hold of a heated, surreptitiously recorded conversation between Dog and his son Tucker in which Dog regularly drops the N-Bomb while telling Tucker that he can’t date some African-American chick because there’s too great a chance said African-American chick will find out Dog likes to drop N-Bombs, and then record an instance or two of Dog dropping NBombs and give said recording to the Enquirer. Got it? Good. Of course, A&E had to toss Dog off the air—for a time, at least—because there are sensitive (read: advertising) issues to consider. Never mind that the recording is a private conversation between two more or less consenting, sentient adults—Dog used the word nigger in public! Draw and quarter him! Who does he think he is, Dave Chappelle? By the way, If you really want to talk offensive, listen to Chapman’s first sentence in the recording, in which Dog tries to say that his argument with Tucker’s girlfriend has nothing to do with race: “Don’t care if she’s a Mexican, a whore, whatever.”

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people last year, so I guess that’ll be cause for the county Cultural Resources Commission to break the whole thing down next year.

SUNDAY, Nov. 4

Will someone please remind me why Halloween had us all so damned worried? According to today’s Maui News, something like 30,000 people partied on Front Street in Lahaina on Halloween, and the Maui Police Department arrested 24 people. That’s right—two dozen arrests. That’s it—you can find more hell-raising at a church bingo game. That means the cops busted 0.0008 percent of the Front Street crowd. Hell, they arrested 19 people in Kihei, and I don’t recall that place being listed as Mardi Gras of anything.

On the same day when 50 residents braved torrential rains to stand outside the Hoapili Hale in Wailuku and protested the state Legislature exempting Hawai`i Superferry, Inc. from environmental law, the Honolulu Advertiser reported that a key provision in that exemption—posting federal whale monitors on all Superferry voyages—won’t actually happen. In an email to Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary co-manager Jeffrey Walters, Chris Yates of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration said the feds can’t spare anyone to stand watch on the Superferry for at least a year, and maybe not even then. “I also want to make clear that we have been very straightforward with everyone who has asked about this process,” Yates added in the email, which was excerpted in the Advertiser. “I fear that the bill as written will raise the expectations of the public and media that these requirements will actually result in some action, which they will not. I will need to explain to them that everyone we spoke with knew in advance that these measures were not feasible.”

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Well, Governor Linda Lingle signed the

Superferry bill today, which is kind of ironic because I just figured out what all this Superferry legislative nonsense was about: Respect. See, according to state House Speaker Calvin Say, who’s quoted in today’s Honolulu Star-Bulletin, our esteemed legislators were victims of Big Media and really had no choice. “There was a campaign by the media,” he said. “[T]he surveys, the radio talk shows and also the negative statements that we are really so anti-business.” So our elected representatives chucked our own environmental laws into the dumper—just this one time!—because somehow (this still remains unclear) the Superferry people got the idea they didn’t have to do any environmental review before starting even though they really did. Well, after this, no one can say Hawai‘i’s a bad place to do business. In fact, if I ran a business—especially a big, well-funded business with lots of lobbyists—I’d absolutely come to Hawai‘i. Well, the Superferry bailout certainly sends a new message: Hawai‘i is a great place for business because our state officials are pretty dumb.

TUESDAY, Nov. 6 See? Everybody wins! Anthony Pignataro took a year to read Thomas Pynchon’s 1,085-page Against the Day, and will now spend the rest of his life trying to figure out what it was about. MTW

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A&B GOOD! Tesoro’s drop puts A&B in the top slot at a fortuitous moment: that company’s third quarter earnings show a 76 percent increase in profits over the same period last year. Granted, the real estate giant’s stupendous third quarter profit ($49.1 million) barely tops Tesoro’s horrendous earnings figure, but still, when you only did $27.9 million in the same period last year, it’s hard to see a downside. A&B apparently earned such money by unloading, among other properties, its Fairway Shops in Ka`anapali and Napili Marketplace, which makes us wonder if maybe good times would return to Tesoro if it started dumping a few gas stations. MTW

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grows there. The jagged lava coastline contains acres of tide pools. Near where Papahawahawa Stream meets the ocean, a large group on a plant survey in April 2006 noticed a fin protruding from one of the pools. Under closer examination, it appeared a dolphin had become stranded, perhaps after swimming in at high tide the night before. It was scraped up and exhausted, but still alive. The stranded creature was most likely a juvenile Blainville’s beaked whale, an expert said later after examining photos. With state Department of Land and Natural Resources response time likely to take a long while, the group sprang into action to rescue the whale. Men took off their belts and wrapped them around its tail to turn it around, while children collected wood to place over the sharp lava. With everyone in the tide pool, they somehow managed to muscle the 10-foot cetacean back into the ocean. As they did so, two or three other whales appeared and came to escort the injured whale. Everyone’s clothing was soaked in blood, a baptism of sorts. Reflecting on the incident later, one of the elders remarked that this was exactly the kind of community effort needed to restore Mu‘olea, with many hands together accomplishing what might seem to be an otherwise insurmountable task. Such heroic efforts are taking place all over Maui, but are often overshadowed by the big money-making proposals of those who would view the riches of our island as a commodity. Caught on an economic treadmill, we tend to lose sight of those essential ingredients that nourish our souls in ways that only nature can do. Hana reminds us that there is a different way of seeing, and a different way of being. Esthetic beauty holds more value than retail conveniences. A healthy community is more important than economic success. Tending to the history of the land and culture is a noble, and truly priceless, pursuit. Hana is a place where the web of life is shimmering in the sunlight, like dewdrops on a spider’s gossamer strands. Hana gives hope that we might not only wake up and smell the coffee, but possibly even wake up and grow the coffee. MTW

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In May at Boston’s Howard Yezerski Gallery, photographer Karl Baden displayed contact prints of the 7,305 images he took of himself, one a day every day for more than 20 years, beginning Feb. 23, 1987. Baden admitted, though, that on Oct. 15, 1991, he was late for a class he was teaching at Rhode Island School of Design and promised to do the photo when he returned but then forgot. He says it’s his only blemish, but in fact proves the humanness behind his art.

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Maui TIME “Japanese companies have invested more than $250 million, mostly in the islands’ booming tourist industry. ‘If the current pace of Japanese investment continues, it could mean foreign control of the state’s leading industry within the next five years,’ concludes a report of the Republican caucus in the state house of representatives. A Honolulu cab driver is more blunt: ‘What the Japanese couldn’t do during World War II, they are trying do with bags of money—take over these islands.’” -From “The Japanese Invade Hawaii,” Time Magazine, July 2, 1973

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randon Shim and Anthony Arakaki worry. They own and operate Pauwela Café in Haiku Cannery. Both born and raised on Maui with family going back generations, they recognize that the fight to stay on the island is increasingly a challenge. “We’re really tied to Maui, but my family comes first,” Shim, a graduate of Maui Community College’s Culinary Academy, said. In 2004, after burning out working for a big company, he and Arakaki purchased the small Eurocafé. In the high winter and summer tourist seasons, many of their customers are people staying in the transient vacation rentals (TVRs). They provide the revenue for the fledgling café to survive through the slow season. But now the County of Maui is closing down unpermitted TVRs, which actually make up the majority of all transient rentals. “People say, ‘Well, you want to shut down all vacation rentals.’ That’s not true,” Maui County Planning Director Jeff Hunt said. “We don’t want to shut down vacation rentals. We want compliance with the law. I think we deserve some credit for responding quickly, for realizing we need to get something out.” Before the Maui Planning Commission on Oct. 23, Shim stressed that not only does he need the revenue from TVRs and Bed & Breakfasts (B&Bs) to survive, but so do a lot of other businesses in Haiku. “If these guys are gone, you’re yanking out a big economic portion of annual sales for a whole community,” he said. “It’s almost essentially like yanking the hotels out of Wailea, closing down the hotels in Ka‘anapali. People need this money to survive.” Shim and Arakaki have already seen a shift due to rising costs in Hawai‘i. Repeat guests are staying for shorter amounts of time. Instead of buying new surf and kiteboards here, they bring their own with them. Shim and Arakaki are concerned that, coming next year when all unpermitted TVRs have to close or face fines, their restaurant will see a 20 percent decline in revenue. Overall, they only make a 15 percent profit. “If you do the math, I’m probably not

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n 2005, the county hired the Kauaian Institute to study the short-term vacation rental industry throughout Maui County. Located in Kapa‘a, Kauai, the Kauaian Institute is an independent research organization focused on sustainability issues from both a corporate and community standpoint. According to the Kauaian Institute’s data, the TVR industry contributes just 1.5 percent of total visitor spending throughout the county, but surprisingly provides approximately 8.4 percent of all island jobs. That’s about 588 jobs. (Fair disclosure: I had one of those jobs, working as a bookkeeper for a vacation rental company that closed as a result of the county’s crackdown). These jobs in the TVR industry include the homeowners and operators themselves, housekeepers and grounds maintenance. From there, the employment pool’s

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ripple expands to those who offer the rentals as management companies and the rental agents who book them. It rolls on to flower growers, restaurants, local retail and activities and trickles out through the rest of the island from there. By comparison, the Maui Land & Pineapple Co. currently employs approximately 1,200 people; Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar has about 750 employees. Think of what would happen if ML&P let go of half of its workforce or HC&S laid off a whopping 78 percent of its employees. Put another way, every $1 million in revenue the TVR industry brings in creates 19 jobs. On average, it’s estimated that the industry brings in about $38 million annually, which equates to the 588 jobs mentioned earlier. After the multipliers are applied, something like $56 million annually circulates throughout the county. It’s no wonder there are so many people—and not just homeowners—up in arms over the issue.

Then there are the visitor demographics. On Maui, the overall average nightly hotel room rate is at $290. Wailea comes in at an average of $490 per night. TVRs average slightly less than $500 per night, but that’s for the use of an entire house. It’s logical that individuals who stay in lower-priced accommodations naturally have more money to spend out in the community. As a result, the increased visitor spending throughout the community results in better distribution of visitor dollars among islanders—thus producing the multiplier, or ripple, effect. The Kauaian report’s data demonstrates that TVR visitors are much more likely to spend their money within the community on local activities and businesses. According to research, guests of TVRs are 25 percent more likely to patronize historic sites than the average island guests. They’re also 20 percent more likely to support local markets and 10 percent more

likely to take part in craft fairs.

t’s not all rosy.

Those are the words of Maui Planning Commissioner Bruce U‘u, said during the Oct. 9 hearing. The room was so crowded that concerned residents had spilled out into the hall. No, it’s not all rosy, and there are multiple reasons why. First, the majority of unpermitted TVRs are located on ag land. Land specifically zoned for agriculture gets county tax breaks, which are meant to support farmers. By definition, a farm is a tract of land with a house, barn, etc., where crops or livestock are raised for livelihood. In order to be a farm, you have to be farming. A farm is a challenging operation, though—especially when dealing with nutrient poor soil, water shortages and severe labor issues, which are big issues on Maui. Because of this, the county has helped out farmers by allowing them to act as B&Bs. “We want to encourage farming; and so we feel that if you are a real farmer, you can be rewarded with a bed and breakfast,” county planner Joe Alueta said at the Oct. 9 committee hearing. “If you are not farming, then the county and the governments are not entitled to grant you any entitlements. You are supposed to be a farmer in an agricultural district.” In fact, most TVRs and B&Bs aren’t farms. Currently, the county proposal requires that they bring in at least $35,000 annual revenue for two consecutive years to qualify as a farm. But on two-acre ag lots, generating that much gross revenue can be nearly impossible—especially if prices drop. For this reason, the Planning Commission is reviewing the TVR and B&B bills and looking for alternative benchmarks. One possibility is simply lowering the gross revenue requirement. But another option I came up with would be to dedicate a certain percentage of the total lot size to active ag production, and then to measure output yield. For example, it could be required that 90 percent of every two-acre lot be set aside for agriculture use only. That 90 percent could be mandated to produce a certain yield which could be determined by taking into consideration the type of crops or livestock raised and the environmental conditions impacting growth. For those who can’t meet any of the benchmarks, the conditional use permit process still stands in place. One woman who operates a B&B in her Haiku home as a way to supplement her Social Security income said at the Oct. 9 hearing that the conditional use permit will make all the difference. In her situation, she said, farming is not a viable option because “most of my land is in a gulch and the only way I can get to it is to rappel down the walls of the steep banks.”

hen there’s the TVR industry’s perceived impact on the housing market. The use of the ohana unit seems to be the biggest concern to planners and commissioners alike. Opponents of TVRs argue that by including ohanas in the B&B and TVR ordinances, the short-term rentals take affordable housing out of the longterm rental pool for both na kama‘aina and long time malihini—particularly on the Northshore of Maui. “When you allow the B&B, you gonna push out the guys who was raised there who try rent affordable housing and they the ones who going be living in Kahului or in the places that the other ones don’t wanna live,” Commissioner U‘u argued at the Oct. 9 Planning Commission meeting. The Planning Department cites the 2005 Kauaian Institute study’s finding that “renters and owners lost share to seasonal units during this decade.” But reading further down the page, it clearly states that while the “seasonal” share increased approximately five percent, the percentage of renters remained constant at 31 percent. Therefore, based on these numbers, it’s misleading to say that TVRs displaced renters. Further research done by SMS, an Oahu-based research company, shows that if all of the available TVRs and B&Bs operating today closed, just 1.1 percent would actually make it to the affordable rental pool. The reason for this is because the grand majority of these homes will never be affordable to average Maui citizens. “If one unit were lost because an ohana were converted to a B&B, that would be too much,” Commissioner Wayne Hedani said. But Commissioner Joan Pawsat kept trying to wrap her head around why it was being discussed. “I still don’t understand why we are holding individual citizens responsible for providing public housing,” she said. If current homeowners who work hard to hold onto their homes and are already struggling to make ends meet have to sell, their properties will be sold to the highest bidder. But the highest bidder, in all likelihood, will be those people purchasing their second or third homes who live abroad. The individuals in that income bracket will not need to make money off the property as a means of paying the mortgage. As a result, a majority would sit empty. On the flip side, forcing homeowners to sell could depress the already slacking real estate market and regular residents might actually be able to afford once unattainable homes. But further depressing the real state market has other consequences. There will be less jobs in the construction industry. Also, affordable housing initiatives may end up being pushed back to wait for a better real estate market that

can subsidize the lower income units with the higher priced ones.

hen there’s the impact on our island way of life and culture. Culturally speaking, Hawai‘i is a huge mixing pot that blends residents and visitors from around the world. But the TVR debate brought to light that along the way it became divided not between indigenous Hawaiians and the malihinis, but between those who have brown skin, brown hair and brown eyes and those who do not. That issue came up very strongly at the Oct. 9 Planning Commission meeting. “If I look at you guys right now, I don’t see a lot of local people in hea, you guys infringin’ on my lifestyle,” Commissioner U‘u lectured, to the horror of shocked attendees. “Hawaiian, local… been hea for generations.” The outrage was such that Hawaiians, locals and haoles packed the Oct. 23 hearing and spoke out on this. There were locals on both sides. Proponents claimed that because our island economy was shaped to be dependent on tourism, the only way for Maui to continue to thrive is to make allowances and adapt to the changing needs of tourism. Globally, the eco-tourist market is booming, with visitors much more interested in finding the true heart of the locations they visit. They want to live among the people, learn about their customs and ways of life first hand and not simply be sold a commercialized image. But opponents say visitors don’t belong in residential areas because they simply don’t understand the diversity of customs here in Hawai‘i. They also worry that the sense of security and community is being lost in neighborhoods where TVRs exist. In her Sept. 30 Maui News op-ed , titled “Urbanization, commercialization of neighborhoods threat to traditional Maui” (and later posted on the County of Maui website), Mayor Charmaine Tavares—largely mute throughout the unfolding controversy— maintains a strong desire to preserve island way of life as being her objective. “I believe we must respect the desires of those who want their children to grow up in neighborhoods where people know each other,” she wrote. “Our island communities were built upon the strengths of families who were bonded by friendship.” Commissioner U‘u shared that concern as he told his fellow commissioners about his experience with guests in a neighboring TVR. They reported smoke to the fire department while he made kalua pig in his backyard. If preserving neighborhoods is really Tavares’ objective, then we have to wonder why allowing 20-room vacation rentals in areas such as Paia, Haiku and Kula found

its way into her administration’s draft ordinance on TVRs. By allowing these rentals and eliminating traditional homebased TVRs, motels will be able to quickly fill in the gap in accommodations. One thing is certain—the Planning Commission has a difficult job ahead of them. The issue’s been deferred indefinitely, but they’ll have to address it again at some point. Many eyes around the world are watching them, and the economic and social impacts are already being felt. “I think that someone did bring up a good point that it might not be the best times for the economy to be shutting down another industry at the same time construction may be slowing down throughout the islands as well as real estate, etc.,” Commissioner John Guard IV said on Oct. 9. In an attempt to alleviate the stress of immediate closure, the Planning Department granted a grace period until the end of 2007 for TVRs operating under the previous administrations amnesty program. “We granted a grace period and we took a lot of heat for that grace period,” planning director Hunt said. “At least one councilmember questioned whether we could do that and we defended that. We thought it was fair to give people a reasonable amount of time to make other plans to switch over to the long-term housing. Which is what those ohana units are intended for.” The current permitting process is arduous at best. It has been known to take up to seven years and tens of thousands of dollars. Applicants must provide the plans for their homes dating back to three previous owners. Up to 15 agencies do site inspections and hold hearings on each application. I’ve watched Maui grow, lost access to places that I once enjoyed. I’ve seen beautiful areas stripped and trashed at the hands of visitors and residents alike. At the same time, I know there’s no way to stop all development and roll the clock back 30 years. Change is inevitable. Unfortunately, previous generations lacked the foresight to develop broad economic opportunities, to make Maui sustainable, without becoming dependent on tourism and construction as the main economic drivers. But understanding that doesn’t make it any easier to accept. Don Atay and his wife have operated the House of Fountains B&B in Lahaina for 13 years. They’re one of the 13 B&Bs currently permitted to operate. Atay operates legally, and the county crackdown doesn’t affect him—other than possibly increasing visitor traffic to his front door—but he’s concerned that realtors and developers wield too much power and are keeping the locals from accessing treasured places once available to all. “Money! Money! Money!” he told me. “It’s all about money, and it’s not about the people of Maui.” MTW

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BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO ANTHONY@MAUITIME.COM

Ohana Café They’re open again! On June 21, 2007, I wrote in this very paper that my beloved Ohana Café in Wailuku had “closed its doors” the previous month. In fact, I am very happy to report, the café’s closing proved just a temporary inconvenience. For the last couple months, Ohana Café has been operating pretty much as before—still operated by the good folks at Alive & Well in Kahului—though with a few changes. It’s hard to convey how tough it was when Ohana Café closed, even for just a few months. Lunch options in Wailuku Town, while fairly numerous, tend to lack “healthy” food. Ohana Café, just a few steps from the Maui Time offices, was a refuge from McDonald’s and Subway and, yes, even that really nice guy who sells

tacos in the vacant lot across from the Iao Theater. What’s more, Ohana Café’s counter made it easy to order food to go.

Ohana Café 2010 Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. Open Mon.-Fri. only, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. $

In the old days (okay, six months ago), I’d order my lunch and then chat with Gina Mariano, the pretty, diminutive brunette behind the counter. This doesn’t really happen anymore, though, because Mariano spends her hours at the café actually cooking everyone’s food. Which brings me to the main reason why I spend at least one day a week in the café. Their menu is smaller than it was in the spring, but still contains an array of sandwiches, salads, smoothies and breakfast items. And as usual, most everything is all natural, nitrate-free and organic. Lately I’ve been addicted to the Organic Grilled Chicken plate lunch. Served with either Shoyu or spicy Thai chili sauce (trust me: spicy Thai is how you want this one), the free-range chicken comes with a couple scoops of wonderful brown rice and their local mixed green salad, which con(top) Breakfast Croissant & Home Fries with choice of all natural breakfast meat and the Kale and Chard Salad with organic tomatoes, cucumber and carrots. (left) Gina Mariano (right) Ahi Wrap

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tains Kula greens, organic tomato, cucumber slivers, red onion rings, shaved carrots, sprouts and a tasty papaya seed dressing. The Triple Decker Club is still a massive sandwich, full of sprouts and avo and such. The Chicken Salad Sandwich and Smoked Turkey Sandwich (both also available as wraps) are thinner but still very satisfying options. Delicious seared ahi is also available, either as a plate lunch, wrap or salad add-on. Originally just content to offer organic juices and smoothies during morning hours, the café recently added a few breakfast choices. The Macadamia Nut French Toast is a monster pile, heaped with whipped cream, raw mac nuts and maple syrup. You can also mix your own egg scramble with a variety of meats, cheeses and vegetables. But my personal favorite is the Breakfast Croissant—scrambled eggs and spinach with bits of Sunday Bacon (or ham, if you like), tomato and cheddar cheese on a flakey Croissant. The café’s still not open on weekends or past two in the afternoon. Still, the very fact that it’s back open is good enough for me. MTW

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

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$$$→$40 and up

CENTRAL MAUI

Fiesta Time - Mexican taqueria. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 1132 Lower Main, Wailuku, 249-8463. $

Ajiyoshi Okazuya Hawai`i/Maui Diner Japanese and local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4:30-8:30 p.m. 385 Hoohana St., 5C, Kahului, 877-9080. $

Fran’s Island Grill - Local. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-8 p.m.; FSa, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 740 Lower Main, Wailuku, 2428580. $

Allrighht Grinds - Local plate lunches and chow fun. M-F, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Hobron Ave next to KT&S. 344-0239. $ AK’s Cafe - Locally inspired comfort food. Lunch, T-F, 11 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. and dinner (TSa)5-9 p.m. 1237 L. Main St., Wailuku, 2448774.$ Alive & Well - Healthy food, juices and plate lunches. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 340 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4950. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului. 8729525. $ Archie’s - Japanese. M-Sa 10:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.; M-Th, 5-8 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 1440 Lower Main, Wailuku, 244-9401. $ Asian Star - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1764 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-1833. $ Asian Cuisine & Sports Bar - It’s in the title. Daily, Rest.10 a.m.-9 p.m., Bar 11 a.m.2 a.m. 65 Kaahumanu Ave #23, Kahului, 877-7776. $ Auntie Pasto’s - Italian comfort food. M-Th 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su 11 a.m. - 9 p.m. Kaahumanu Center, 877-8711. $$ Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-2400. $ Bentos and Banquets - Local comfort food. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Catering available 7 days a week. 85 N. Church, Wailuku, 2441124 or 276-2349 for banquets. $ Bangkok Cuisine - Casual Thai food. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-9:30 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 893-0026. $ Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Cafe - German cuisine. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; W-Sa, 5-9 p.m. 335 Ho`ohana St., Kahului, 877-6000. $$ Café Marc Aurel - Coffeehouse, wine bar. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 28 N. Market Street, Wailuku, 244-0852. $$ Cary & Eddie’s Hideaway Buffet - Daily luch and dinner Hawaiian buffet and full menu. Tu-Sa 11 a.m.- 9 p.m.; Su 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 500 N Puunene Ave., Kahului, 8736555. $$ Club Diane - Pupus. Daily, 2 p.m.-2 a.m. 350 Hoohana St., Kahului, 871-2182. $ Cupie’s Drive-In - Local lunch take-out. M, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 134 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-3055. $ Da Kitchen - Local fast food. M-F, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 425 Koloa St., Kahului, 871-7782. $ Da Sushi Bar - Full menu and sushi. M-F, 11 a.m.- 2 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 5-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-4849. $$

Genki Sushi - Sushi. Su-Th 11 a.m. 9 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-3 p.m., 5-10 p.m.; Daily take-out only 3-5 p.m. Maui Mall, 873-7776. $ Gianotto’s Pizzeria - Pizza, pasta, sandwiches. MSa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 2448282. $ Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Th 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m. F-Sat 9 a.m.-12 p.m. 199 S Dairy Rd, Kahului, 8779033. $ Home Maid Bakery - Bakery, breakfast and lunch bentos. Daily 5 a.m.-10 p.m. 1005 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 244-4150. $ Ichiban Restaurant and Sushi Bar - Japanese and local cuisine. M-F, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. & 5 p.m.-9 p.m.; Sa, 10:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. & 5p.m.-9 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 871-6977. $$ Ichiban Okazuya Hawaii - Local. M-F, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 4-7 p.m. 2133 Kaohu, Wailuku, 244-7276. $ IHOP - American. Su-Th, 6 a.m.-12 a.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 871-4000. $ JB’s Kitchen - Local food. M - F 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; 5 - 8 p.m.; Sat 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 1546 Mill St, Wailuku, 244-9616. $ Kama’aina Okazuya Deli - Bentos, plate luches and sandwiches. M-F 6 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Corner of Mill St. and Lower Main St., 281-4213. $ Kahili - Pacific rim. Daily, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Pupus daily, 3-5 p.m. 2500 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Waikapu, 242-6000. $$ Kahului Ale House - Pub fare. 11 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 877-9001. $ Koho Grill & Bar - American and local. Su, M 7 a.m.-10 p.m; Tu-Th 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; F-Sa 7 a.m.-midnight. Bar stays open serving drinks, pupus & burgers only from 10-11 p.m. 275 Kaahumanu Ave., Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, 877-5588. $ Kozo Sushi - Fast food take-out. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 52 N. Market St., Kahului, 243-5696. $ Krispy Kreme - Warm, tasty doughnuts. Su-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 433 Kele St., Kahului, 893-0883. $ L&L Drive In - Local. F-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su-Th, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. Wailuku Town Center, 242-1380. $ Main Street Bistro - Upscale comfort food. M-F, 7 a.m.-7 p.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. $

Rosie’s - Local. 8 a.m.-close. 1322 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-1471. $ Royal Island Drive In - Local. M-Sa, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 2428813. $ Ruby’s - American ‘50s cafe. M-Th, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Su, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 248-7829. $ Saeng’s Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Daily, 5-9:30 p.m. 2119 Vineyard, Wailuku, 2441567. $$ Saigon Cafe - Vietnamese. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 1792 Main, Wailuku, 243-9560. $$

Market Street Cafe - Eclectic. M - F , 11 a.m.- 2:30 p.m. 197 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-4100. $ Matsu Restaurant - Japanese. Daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 161 Alamaha St., Kahului. 871-0822. $

Dish - Homemade meals frozen and ready to pick up. They even deliver. M-F, 10 a.m.5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-1414. $$

Maui Grill & Bento - Japanese, Korean, local. MF, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. 2050 Main St., Wailuku, 249-2161. $ Maui Mix Plate - Traditional Hawai’ian. M-Th, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; F,-Sa, 9 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 877-0706. $ Maui Ocean Grill - Sandwiches and salads. Daily 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 270 Dairy Road, Kahului. 8930263. $ Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. M-Sa, 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9:30 a.m.- 5 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 871-7726. $ Mel’s Catering & Fast Food - Local, Filipino. MTh, 6 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-2 a.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. 1032C L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-8533. $ Mike’s Restaurant - Chinese, local. Daily, 10 a.m.9 p.m. 1900 E. Main St., Wailuku, 244-7888. $

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Off

Sam Sato’s, Inc. - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 1750 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku, 244-7124. $

Second Entreé*

Sheik’s Restaurant - Local. M-Th, 5:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; F-Sa, 5:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 97 Wakea Ave., Kahului, 877-0121. $

*Equal or lesser value. First entreé $8.95 minumum. Excluding to-go orders. 15% gratuity added to bill. Must present coupon when ordering.

Simply Healthy Cafe - Hawaiian. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Cameron Center, 95 Mahalani St., Wailuku. 249-8955. $

Haiku Marketplace 810 Haiku Rd., #404

Simply Sweets Bakery - Bakery, deli. M-Th, 7 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; F, 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m; Sa, 7 a.m.-4 p.m. 150 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 893-0700. $

808-575-2661 Offer Expires 11-7-07

Siu’s Chinese Kitchen - Chinese. 9 a.m.-8 p.m. 70 E. Kaàumanu Ave., Maui Mall, 871-0828. $ Stillwell’s Bakery & Cafe - Desserts, breads, sandwiches, salads and soups. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 1740 Kaàhumanu Ave., Wailuku, 243-2243. $ Sushi Go - Conveyor-belt sushi, Japanese. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Kaàhumanu Center, 877-8744. $ Sub Paradise - Sandwiches, salads. M-Sa, 7 a.m.3 p.m. 395 E. Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-8779. Takamiya Market - Local. M-Sa 5:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. 359 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-3404. $

Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai food. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; Su-Th, 5-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa, 510:30 p.m. 70 E. Ka`ahumanu Ave, Kahului, 8730225. $

Maui Coffee Roasters - Coffeehouse, deli. M-F, 7 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-2877. $

Fernando’s - Authentic Mexican cuisine, MSa 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; 8:30 a.m.-7 p.m. 270 Dairy Rd., Suite 164, Kahului, 873-7759. $

Rainbow Dining Room - Buffet-style restaurant. Daily, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel, Kahului, 877-0051. $$

Marco’s Grill & Deli - Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 444 Hana Hwy., Kahului, 877-4446. $$

Dragon Dragon Chinese Restaurant Chinese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahului, 893-1628. $

El Corita - Mexican. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. 790 Eha, Wailuku, 2445993. $

Ohana Cafe - Fresh, local, organic breakfasts and lunches. M-F 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 2010 Main St., Wailuku, 244-5950. $ Pearl’s BBQ. - Korean BBQ. M-Sa 10:30 a.m. - 9 p.m.; Su 10:30 a.m. - 6 p.m. 275 W Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului. 877-0788. $ Piñata’s - Mexican. M-Sa, 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 877-8707. $

Tasty Crust - Local-style cuisine. Su, Tu-Th, 6 a.m.10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-11 p.m.; M, 6 a.m.-3 p.m. 1770 Mill, Wailuku, 244-0845. $

Maui Bake Shop - French bakery and deli. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 2092 Vineyard, Wailuku, 242-0064. $

Dunes Restaurant - Contemporary local cuisine. M, 7 a.m. - 4 p.m. Tu-Sun, 7 a.m. 4 p.m. & 5 p.m. - 9 p.m. Maui Lani Golf Course, Kahului, 877-0073. $$

Nazo’s Restaurant - Local, Japanese. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; M-Sa, 5-9:30 p.m. 1063 L. Main St., Wailuku, 244-0529. $

Manaña Garage - Latin-American cuisine. M-Sat 11 - 9 p.m. Sun 5 p.m.-9 p.m. Mon, Wed, Sat nightclub 9 p.m.-1 a.m.. 33 Lono St., Kahului, 8730220. $$

Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 430 Kele St., Kahului, 873-5550. $

Down To Earth - Natural food store with salad bar, hot bar, deli and pastries. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 305 Dairy Rd, Kahului, 877-2661. $

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Tiffany’s - Local, Asian. Daily, 10:30-2 a.m. 1424 Lower Main St. Wailuku, 249-0052. $ Tin Ying Chinese Restaurant - Buffet style and a la carte. 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-4371. $ TJ’s Warehouse Bento and Catering - Bentos, Okazu, Ramen, Asian. 9 a.m-2 p.m. 875 Alua St. (in Maui Chemical Building), 244- 7311. $ Tokyo Tei - Local and Asian. 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m. 1063 E. Lower Main St., Wailuku, 242-9630. $ Tom’s MiniMart - Local. M-F, 6 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-6 p.m. 372 Waiehu Beach Rd., Waiehu, 2442323. $ Unisan - Sushi and more. M-F, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 5-10 p.m. 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 2444500. $$ Valley Isle Seafood - Luau stew, seafood. M-F, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. 475 Hukilike St., Kahului, 873-4847. $ Waikapu on 30 - Local favorites. M-F, 6:30 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. 1486 Hona`apililani Hwy, Waikapu, 242-1130. $ Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine. 9:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 210 Imikala St., Wailuku, 2427928. $

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Wow-Wee Maui Kava Bar & Grill - Kava Kava with a cafe. Da Sushi Bar inside as well. Su-Th, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; F-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414. $

SOUTH MAUI Alexander’s Fish & Chips - Take-out seafood, chicken, ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 874-0788. $ Amigo’s - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei, 879-9952. $

Hanafuda Saimin - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-11 p.m.; Su, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1279 S Kihei Rd, 879-9033. $

Blue Moon Cafe - Local, American. M-Sa, 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 362 Hukuli`i Pl. (behind Tesoro gas station), Kihei, 874-8600. $ Buzz’s Wharf - Steaks, seafood and more. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Ma`alaea Harbor Village, 2445426. $$

Capische? - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 6-9:30 p.m. Wailea Diamond Resort, 8792224. $$$ Cheeseburger Island Style - Casual American. 8 a.m.-10 p.m.The Shops at Wailea, 874-8990.

Cyberbean Internet Cafe - Gourmet coffees, sandwiches, smoothies and salads. MSa, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei, 879-4799. $ Da Kitchen - Local. 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-7782. $

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Hula Moons - Breakfast buffet. Island fusion dinner. Daily, 6:30-11 a.m. and 5-10 p.m. Marriott, Wailea, 879-1922. $$

Ruth Chris Steakhouse - Meaty fine dining. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 3750, Wailea Alanui Dr., 8748880. $$$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese-inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m.; Th-Sa 10 p.m.-1 a.m. late night sushi and appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0004. $$

Seascape at Maalaea - Seafood, chicken and quiche. Daily, 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Maui Ocean Center Aquarium, 270-7043.

Jawz Tacos - Island-style taqueria. Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 874-TACO. $ Joe’s Bar and Grill - Fine dining. Nightly, from 5:30-9:30 p.m. Wailea Tennis Center, 875-7767. $$$ Joy’s Place - Organic foods. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 1993 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9258. $ Kahale’s Beach Club - Burgers, onion rings, ribs and other bar fare. Daily 10 a.m.-1 a.m. 36 Keala Pl., Kihei. 875-7711. $ Keoki’s Fish ‘N Chips - Tacos, pasta, and fried seafood. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Kukui Mall, 8911400. $ Kihei Caffe - American and local. Daily, 5 a.m.-8 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2230. $ Koishi Sushi Bar - Sushi. M-Sa 6 p.m.- 10 p.m., 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8258. $ Kusina Oriental - Oriental. Tu-Sa 6:30 a.m.- 6:30 p.m., 1295 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8317. $ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 4:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. 875-8898. $ Life’s A Beach - American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8010. $ Longhi’s - Seafood, meat and pasta entrees. M-F, 8 a.m.-11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883. $$$ LuLu’s - American and local. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 10 p.m.).1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. $ Maàlaea Grill - Eclectic. 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 300 Maàlaea Rd., Maàlaea, 243-2206. $$

Dog & Duck - Irish Pub. Daily 11 a.m.- 2 a.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd, 875 - 9669. $

Maui Tacos - Mexican fast food. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kamaole Beach Center, 879-5005. Piilani Village Center, Kihei. $

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Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Pi’ilani Shopping Center, 303 Pi’ikea Ave., Kihei, 891-1120. $$$

Isana Restaurant - Traditional Korean. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 874-1811. $$

Matteo’s - Italian kitchen. M-F, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; SaSu, 5-9 p.m. 100 Wailea Ike Dr, Wailea, 874-1234. $$

Enrique’s Deli & Liquor - Deli and spirits. M-Sa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., 875-9582. $

Pita Paradise - Casual Mediterranean-style cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village Center, 875-7679. $

Sarento’s on the Beach - Contemporary Italian. Nightly, 5:15-9:30 p.m. 2980 S. Kihei Rd., 8757555. $$$

Dina’s Sandwitch - Deli and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 145 N. Kihei Rd, 879-3262. $

East Ocean - Chinese, Cantonese and Mandarine cuisine with a lunch buffet. Daily 11 a.m. - 9:30 p.m. Kamaole Shopping Center, Kihei. $ Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Mexican. MSa, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 875-2910. $

Philly’s Blue Plate Diner - American diner cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2595. $

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a - Hawaiian and Polynesian. Nightly, 5-9:30 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 875-1234 ext. 4900. $$$

Ma’alaea Waterfront Restaurant - Seafood and continental cuisine. Daily from 5 p.m. Milowai Condominium, 50 Hauoli St., 244-9028. $$

Duo - Steak and seafood. 6-9 p.m. Four Seasons, Wailea, 874-8000. $$

Hawaiian Moons Natural Foods - Salad and hot bar. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 875-4356. $

Denny’s - Open 24 hours. 2763 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 879-8600. $

Dominos Pizza - Pizza. Su-Th 11 a.m.- 11 p.m., Fr-Sa 11 a.m.-Midnight. 1215 S. Kihei Rd, 874-6000. $

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Round Table Pizza - Dine-in, take-out or delivery. Su-Th 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 207 Piikea St., Kihei, 874-8485. $ Royal Thai Cuisine - Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.; Nightly, 4:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8740813. $

Ba-Le - French-Vietnamese. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Piilani Village Center, Kihei, 875-6400. $

The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-7 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. Azeka Place II, Kihei, 875-4244. $

Located on front street in Lahaina overlooking the Banyon Tree

Five Palms Restaurant - Pacific Rim. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., 879-2607. $$

Greek Bistro - Greek. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9330. $$

Caffe Ciao - Italian infused island food. Daily, 12-3 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. The Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 875-4100. $$

Serving lunch & dinner 7 days a week

Pizza Express - Pizza, salad, wings. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 891-2002. $

BadaBing! - Italian. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., 875-0188. $$

Cafe O’Lei - Asian fusion. T-Su, 10:30 a.m.3:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Sushi bar until 10 p.m. 2439 S. Kihei Rd., 891-1368. $

FRESH FISH • STEAKS • SALADS BABYBACK RIBS • CHICKEN

Fiesta Time - Mexican. Tu-Su 11 a.m.-9 p.m. 300 Ma`alaea Rd., 244-5862. $

Gian Don’s - Formerly Marco’s Southside Grill, Italian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041. $$

Cafe Kiowai - Authentic Japanese. 6-11 a.m. Maui Prince Hotel, 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111. $$

200 BEST O 7 FM WINN AUI ER

Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-the-barbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 281 Pi`ikea Ave, Kihei, 879-8400. $$

Aroma D’Italia Ristorante - Southern Italian cuisine. Daily 5-9 p.m. 1881 S. Kihei Rd., 8790133. $$

Bistro Molokini - California, Island cuisine. Poolside. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Grand Wailea, 8751234. $$

K→Kama’aina Discount

Espresso Moon - Sandwiches, wraps and salads. M-F 10:30 a.m.-2 p.m. 1305 North Holopono St., Kihei, 255-5189. $ Fat Daddy’s Smokehouse - BBQ. M-Sa 11:30 a.m.-3 p.m. & 5-8 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd, 879-8711. $ Ferraro’s - Gourmet Italian. 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. & 5:30-9 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 8748000. $$$

Fred’s Mexican Cafe - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-12 a.m. 2492 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei, 891-8600. $

Big Wave Cafe - American, Hawaiian. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 8918688. $

661-7082

$$$→$40 and up

Antonio’s - Italian cuisine. Lunch Tu-Su 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Daily 5 p.m.-9 p.m. 1215 S. Kihei Rd., 875-8800. $$

Beach ’n Bagels Cafe - Deli. 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 2395 S. Kihei Rd., Dolphin Plaza, 8757668. $

Dickenson Square • 180 Dickenson St. • Lahaina

$$→$20-$40

Maui Thai - Thai. M-F, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 59:30 p.m. The Rainbow Mall, 2439 S. Kihei Rd, 874-5605. $

Seawatch - Hawai’i regional cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m10 p.m. 100 Wailea Golf Club Drive, Wailea, 8758080. $$ Shabu Shabu Toji - Japanese style fondue. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 1280 S. Kihei Rd., 8758366. $ Shaka - Sandwiches and pizza. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 1770 S Kihei Rd., 874-0331. $ South Shore Tiki Lounge - Burgers, sausage sandwiches, mai-tais and pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. (Food service ends at 12 a.m.) Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. $ Spago - Gourmet cuisine a la Wolfgang Puck. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Four Seasons Resort Wailea, 874-8000. $$$ Spices - Pacific rim with flair. Daily, 7a.m.-2p.m. and 5-9:30 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$$ Sports Page Bar & Grill - Gourmet pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m. 2411 S. Kihei Rd., 879-0602. $ Stella Blues Cafe - American comfort food. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-3779. $$ Sunset Mixed Grill - Japanese, Chinese and Korean. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. BYOB. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. 891-1991. $ Surfside Deli - Plate lunches and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. 1993 S Kihei Rd., 879-1385. $ Thailand Cuisine - Authentic Thai. M-Sa, 11 a.m.2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd., 8750839. $ Tip-Ups Tavern - Mediterranean cuisine. 5 p.m.-12 a.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd., 874-9299. $$ Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Island luxury cuisine. Su-M, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Tu-Sa, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. $$$ Tradewinds Deli and Market - Deli sandwiches and local produce. M-F, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 10 a.m 7 p.m.; Su, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. 20 Hauoli St., Ma`alaea Harbor, 242-9161. $

Maui’s Sweet Spot - Ice cream parlor. Daily, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. 1819 S Kihei Rd., 879-8611. $

Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Steak, seafood and more. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8860. $$

Moose McGillycuddys - Pub fare. Daily, 11 a.m.12:30 a.m. Food service ends at 11 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600. $$

Vietnamese Cuisine - Vietnamese with Americanized options. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Azeka Place I, Kihei, 875-2088. $$

Mulligan’s On the Blue - Irish pub. Daily, 8 a.m.2 a.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. $$

Wailea Pizza Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wailea Town Center, 874-1234. $$

Nick’s Fishmarket - Fine dining, Pacific rim. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani, Wailea, 879-7224. $$$

Waterfront Deli - Sandwiches, salads, dessert. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. Whaler’s General Store, Shops at Wailea, 891-2039. $

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

UPCOUNTRY

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

K→Kama’aina Discount

Dollar amounts are based on dinner for two, not including beverages, tax & tip.

Café 808 - Local diner-style. Daily, 6 a.m.-8 p.m. 4566 Lower Kula Rd., 878-6874. $

Komoda Store and Bakery - Local bakery with mini-mini-mart. M-Tu and Th-F, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sa, 7 a.m.-2 p.m. 3674 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 5727261. $

Upcountry Fresh Tamales & Mixed Plate Mexican and local favorites. M-Sa, 6 a.m.-8 p.m, Su 6 a.m.-3 p.m. Pukalani Terrace Center, 55 Pukalani St., 572-8258. $

Cafe Del Sol - Sandwiches and fresh fish. MSa, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 3620 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 572-4877. $

Kula Lodge & Restaurant - Family-style restaurant. W-Su, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Pizza W-Su, 5-9 p.m. Haleakala Highway, 878-1535. $

Vasi Gourmet - Cakes and pastries. M-Sa, 8 a.m.9 p.m. Haiku Marketplace, 810 Kokomo Rd., 5759588. $

Café Des Amis - Crepes and Mediterranean fare. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-6323. $

Kula Sandalwoods Cafe - Breakfasts, sandwiches and salads. Su-F, 6:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 15427 Haleakala Hwy, Kula, 878-3523. $

Veg Out - Vegan and vegetarian food, from Mexican, Italian and Far East influences. M-F, 10:30-7:30 p.m.; Sa-Su, 11:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-5320. $

Café Mambo and Picnics - Mediterranean and Mexican cuisine with Moorish influences. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021. $ Cafe O Lei - Stylish Hippie. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. 3669 Baldwin Ave., Ste 101, Makawao, 573-9065. $ Casanova - Fine Italian dining at night and deli by day. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 1188 Makawao Ave., 572-0220. $$ Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon - Pizza and comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-9453. $ Colleen’s - 1940s-style urban bistro. Daily, 6 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Haiku Cannery, 575-9211. $$ Down to Earth - Hot/salad bars and deli. Daily, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 1169 Makawao Ave., 572-1488. $

La Provence - French-style bistro and patisserie. We-Su, 8:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 3158 Lower Kula Rd., 878-1313. $$ Livewire Cafe - Coffee and snacks. Su-Th, 6 a.m.10 p.m.; F-Sa, 6 a.m.-12 a.m. 137 Hana Highway, Paia, 579-6009. $ Lynne’s Cafe - Homestyle local food. Daily, 6:15a.m.-10p.m. 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 5759363. $ Makawao Steak House - American. Daily fish preparations and salad bar. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 3612 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, 572-8711. $$ Makawao Sushi & Deli - Coffee, Sushi, M - Th 8:30 a.m. - 9 p.m.; F-Sa 8:30 - 10 p.m. Coffee ends at 5 p.m. daily. 3647 Baldwin Ave, Makawao, 5739044. $ Mama’s Fish House - Fine dining. Daily, 11a.m.2p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m. 799 Poho Pl., Kuau, 5798488. $$$

Wei Wei BBQ & Noodle House - Chinese cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 55 Pukalani St., Pukalani Terrace Center, 573-8838 $

WEST MAUI Aloha Bento - Local. 1036 Limahana Pl., G2, Lahaina, 661-4888. Aloha Mixed Plate - Local. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 1285 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3322. $ Angelina’s - Coffeehouse with snacks. Daily, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-7220. $ The Bakery - Breads, pastries, soup, sandwiches. M-F, 5:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Sa, 5:30 a.m.-12 p.m.; Su, 5:30-11 a.m. 991 Limahana Pl., Lahaina, 667-9062. $ Ba-Le - French Vietnamese. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-5566. $

BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Deep-dish specialty pizzas and homemade Pizookies. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 730 Front St., 661-0700. $ Blue Lagoon - Island cuisine. Daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661–8141. $ Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. - Southern foods with “Forrest Gump” theme. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 889 Front St., Lahaina, 661-3111. $$ Canoes - Polynesian-American. Daily, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 6610937. $$ Captain Dave Fish & Chips - American. 126 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 661-7888. $ Cascades Grill and Sushi Bar - Sushi and Pacific Rim. Nightly dinner 5:45 -10 p.m., Nightly sushi 5 p.m.-10 p.m. Hyatt Kaànapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 667-4727. $$$ Castaway Cafe - Beachside American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Maui Kaànapali Villas & Resort, 6619091. $ Cheeseburger in Paradise - American. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. $ Chez Paul Restaurant - Fine dining French cuisine. Sa-Su 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Nightly 5:30-9 p.m. 820 Olowalu Rd., Olowalu, 661-3843. $$$ China Boat - Mandarin Szechwan. M-Sa, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 4474 L. Honoapiìlani Rd., Kahana, 669-5089. $

Flatbread Co. - Pizza. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 89 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8989. $$

Mana Foods - Natural food store with bakery and deli. Daily, 8:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 49 Baldwin Ave, Paia, 579-8078. $

Bamboo Bar & Grill - Vietnamese, Thai and sushi. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6674051. $

Fresh Mint - Vietnamese vegetarian cuisine. Daily, 5-9 p.m. 115 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 5799144. $

Milagros - South American cuisine with island influence. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. 3 Baldwin St., Paia, 579-8755. $

Banyan Bistro - Meditteranean, eclectic. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-0348.

Hali`imaile General Store - Gourmet dining. M-F, 11-2:30 p.m.; Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. 900 Hali`imaile Rd, 572-2666. $$$

Moana Bakery & Cafe - Pacific Rim. Daily, 8 a.m.9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-9999. $

Banyan Tree - Pacific cuisine. T-Sa, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Ritz Carlton Kapalua, 665-7096. $$$

Cilantro - Fresh Mexican grill. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. 170 Papalaua St., Lahaina, 667-5444. $

Pa`ia Fish Market - Fresh seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.9:30 p.m. 2A Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8030. $

Basil Tomato’s Italian Grill - Northern Italian cuisine. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, 662-3210. $$ K

CJ’s Deli & Diner - Comfort food. Daily, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. 2580 Keka’a Dr., Fairway Shops, Ka`anapali, 667-0968. $

Hana Hou Cafe - Island style dining. Th-Su 12-9 p.m. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. $ Makawao Pizza Fresh - Pizza, salads, sandwiches and espresso drinks. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 1043 Makawao Ave., Makawao, 572-2000. Jacque’s Northshore Bistro - Tropical yet festive atmosphere with a sushi bar. Daily, 510 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy., Paia, 579-8844. $$ John Paul Fine Foods - Prepared dishes, sandwiches and cheeses. M-F, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sa, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. 81 Makawao Ave., Pukalani, 572-7100. $$ Kimura Saimin Shop - Local. M-Sa, 7 a.m.2 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku Cannery, 5755228. $

Pauwela Cafe & Bakery - Deli cuisine and daily baked goods. M-Sa, 7 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Su 7 a.m.-1 p.m. 375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku, 575-9242. $ Polli’s Mexican Restaurant - Mexican cantina. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1202 Makawao Ave., 5727808. $

China Bowl - Asian cuisine. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 2580 Kekaa St., Ka`anapali, 661-0667. $

FRESH SEAFOOD, LOCAL BEEF, AND UPCOUNTRY GREENS

Serpico's Pizzeria and Restaurant - Traditional Italian American cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Corner of Old Haleakala Hwy and Aewa Pl., Pukalani, 572-8498. $ Stopwatch - Fish, steak, burgers. Su-Th 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Fr-Sa 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 1127 Makawao Ave., 572-1380. $ Ulupalakua Ranch Store and Grill - Elk burgers, sandwiches and salads. Daily 9:30 a.m.-5 p.m. Ulupalakua Ranch, Hwy. 37, Kula. 878-2561. $

• Fri. Sat. & Sun Prime Rib $16.95 • $4 Jack Daniels 9-close • Kama'aina Teachers Special 6-9pm - $2 Wells & Pupu Specials

DAILY MAI TAI PARTY 3-5 pm GREAT Sunsets Located oceanside in the Sands of Kahana Resort Just 10 Minutes North of Lahaina Serving Daily 7:30am to 9:00pm 4299 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. 669-5000

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

NOVEMBER 8, 2007

DININGLISTINGS PRICE GUIDE

$→$10-$20

Coconut Grove - Steak, seafood, island favorites. Nightly, 5:30-9 p.m. 1312 Front St., Lahaina, 661-5648. $$ The Coffee Store - Coffee shop. Daily, 6 a.m.-6 p.m. Napili Plaza, 669-4170. $ Cold Stone Creamery - Make up your own ice cream flavor and watch them create. Daily, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Bld. B5, Lahaina, 667-2744. $ Comercial Mexicana Store - Authentic Mexican food. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 840 Waine`e St., Lahaina, 661-6193. $ Compadres Bar & Grill - Western cooking with a Mexican accent. Daily, 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. $ Cool Cat Cafe - 1950s-style dinner. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Wharf Cinema, Lahaina, 6670908. $ Dante’s Italian Eatery - Family style Italian and take-out. Daily 10 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 661-3838. $ David Paul’s Lahaina Grill - Fine Pacific Rim cuisine. Nightly from 6 p.m. 127 Lahainaluna, Lahaina, 667-5117. $$$ Dollie’s Pub & Cafe - Pizza and full bar. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 4310 L. Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana Manor Shops, 669-0266. $ DJ’s - International local food. M-Sa, 7:30-9 p.m.; Su, 7:30-2 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5809. $ Feast At Lele - Luau. Nightly check-in: 6 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5353. $$$ Fish Market - Fresh Fish. Daily, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. 3600 L.Honoapi`ilani Rd., Honokawai. 661-9888. $

$$→$20-$40

$$$→$40 and up

House of Saimin - Local. Old Lahaina Center, 667-7572. $ Hula Grill - Barefoot bar and beachside dining, 1940s-style. Daily, 10:30a.m-11p.m Whaler’s Village, Kaànapali, 667-6636. $$ iò - Pacific Rim. Daily, 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8422. $$$ Jack’s Terrace Restaurant & Bar - American and local. Daily, 7 a.m.-11 p.m. 843 Waine’e St, Lahaina, 667-9616. $ Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Coffee bar and cafe. MSa, 6 a.m.-10 p.m.; Su, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiìlani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. $ Jonny’s Burger Joint - American-Mexican. Daily, 11:30 a.m.-12 a.m. 2395 Honoapiìlani Hwy., Kaànapali, 661-4500. $ Kahana Sands Restaurant - American. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-9 p.m. 4299 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy, Kahana, 669-5000. $ Kahuna Kabobs - Soups, brown rice, veggies and kabobs. Daily, 9:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Lahaina Marketplace, 661-9999. $ Keka’s Terrace, Sheraton - Breakfast buffet, light lunch, steaks and more for dinner. Daily 6:30 a.m. 2 p.m.; 5:30-9 p.m., 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0031. $$ Kimo’s - Steak & seafood. Daily, 11 a.m.-10:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. $$ Kobe - Japanese Steak House and Oku’s Sushi Bar. Daily, 5:30 p.m.-11 p.m. 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. $$ L&L Drive In - Local. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall. 1221 Honoapiìlani Rd., 661-9888. $ Lahaina Coolers - Eclectic American. Daily, 8 a.m.12 a.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-7082. $

Front Street Grill and Bar - Fresh seafood, steaks and ribs. Daily 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. 672 Front Street, Lahaina. 662-3003. $$

Lahaina Fish Co. - Pacific Rim. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 831 Front St., Lahaina, 661–3472. $$

Gaby’s Pizzeria - Casual Italian. Daily, 11 a.m.12 a.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8112. $

Lahaina Store Grille & Oyster Bar - Fresh seafood and steaks. Rooftop seating. Daily, 11 a.m.10 p.m. 744 Front St., Lahaina, 661-9090. $$

Gazebo Restaurant - Casual breakfast and lunch with oceanside setting. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. 5315 Lower Honoapi`ilani Rd, Napili, 669-5621. $

Leilani’s On The Beach - Pacific Rim cuisine beachfront dining. Daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. 2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy., 661-4495. $$

Gerard’s - Fine French dining. Nightly, 6-8:30 p.m. by reservation. 174 Lahainaluna St., Lahaina, 661-8939. $$$

Livewire Cafe - Gourmet desserts, coffee drinks, smoothies. Daily, 6 a.m. to 9 p.m. 612 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4213. $

Giovani’s Tomato Pie Ristorante - Fine Italian dining. Nightly, 5-9 p.m. 2291 Ka`anapali Pkwy., 661-3160. $$

Longhi’s - Elegant fine dining. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. $$$

Hard Rock Cafe - American food amongst rock ‘n roll memorabilia. Daily, 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 667-7400. $ Hawaiian Village Coffee - Old Hawaiianstyle coffeehouse with two locations. Daily, 6 a.m.-9 p.m. 4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., 6651114. and M-Sa, 7 a.m.-5 p.m., Su 7a.m.-2 p.m. 2580 Keka`a Dr., 667-2003. $ Hecocks - Italian restaurant and cocktail lounge oceanside. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5:30-9 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 6618810. $$

Maui Swiss Cafe - Ice Cream, sandwiches, salads, pizza, homemade swissli, and crepes. Daily 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 640 Front St., Lahaina. 661-6776. $ Maui Tacos - Island Mexican fast food. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Lahaina Square,480 Waineè St, Lahaina, 661-8883; Napili Plaza, 5095 Napilihau St., 665-0222. $ Mercado - Latino/Mexican market. M-F, 8 a.m.5:30 p.m. 3636 L. Honoapiìlani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-5900. $ Moose McGillycuddy’s - American, bar. Daily, 7:30 a.m.-1:30 a.m. 844 Front St., Lahaina, 6677758. $ Mr. Sub - Subs, salads, soups. M-Sa, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5683. $ Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Authentic Irish pub. Daily, 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. $$ Nachos Grande - Mexican. Daily, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. $ Nagasako Okazu-ya - Local deli. Daily, 6 a.m.-10 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, Lahaina, 661-0985. $ Nikki’s Pizza - Pizza. Daily 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m., 2435 Kaanapali Pkwy, 667-0333. $ Okazuya Deli - Japanese plate lunch. Daily, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. 3600 Lower Honoapiìlani Hwy., Honokowai, 665-0512. $ Ono’s Surf Bar & Grill - Hawaiian style. Daily, 6:30 a.m.-10 p.m. The Westin Maui, Kaànapali, 6672525. $ Outback Steak House - Steaks, shrimp-on-thebarbie and the Bloomin’ Onion. Nightly, 4-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapiìlani Hwy., Kahana, 665-1822. $$ Pacific’O - Contemporary Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and 5:30-10 p.m. 505 Front St., Lahaina, 667-4341. $$$ Pad Thai - Thai, local. Daily, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 658 Front St., Lahaina, 661-1971. $ Penne Pasta - Mark Ellman’s Italian bistro. M-F, 11 a.m.-9:30.; Sa-Su, 5-9:30 p.m. 180 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 661-6633. $

Round Table Pizza - Dine-in, take-out or delivery. Su-Th 11 a.m-9:30 p.m.; F-Sa 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 2580 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina. 662-0777. $ Roy’s Bar & Grill - Hawaiian fusion entrees. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. 4405 Honoapiìlani Hwy., Kahana, 669-6999. $$$ Rusty Harpoon Restaurant & Tavern - American. Daily, 8 a.m.-2 a.m. Whalers Village, Kaànapali, 661-3123. $$ Ruth’s Chris Steak House - USDA prime steak. Nightly, 5-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 6618815. $$$ Saigon Seafood - Vietnamese. M - Sa 10 a.m. - 10 p.m.; Su 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. 888 Wainee St., Lahaina 661-9955. $$ Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar Japanese inspired Pacific Rim. Nightly, 5:30-10 p.m. Th-Fr 10 p.m.- 1 a.m. late night sushi and appetizers 50% off 21 & over w/ID. 600 Office Rd., Kapalua Resort, 669-6286. $$ Sea House Restaurant - Pacific-Rim, eclectic. Daily, 7 a.m.-9 p.m. 5900 Lwr. Honoapiìlani Hwy., Napili, 669-1500. $$ Smoke House - BBQ, American. M-F 11:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sa-Su 3-9 p.m. 927 Waineè St., Lahaina, 6677005. $ Son’z Maui at Swan Court - Fresh seafood, steak. Su - Th 5-10 p.m.; Fr - Sa 5-10:30 p.m. Hyatt Kaànapali, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 667-4506. $$. Spatz Trattoria - Italian. Tu-Sa 5:30-9 p.m.. Hyatt Regency, Kaànapali, 667-4727. $$$ Sports Club Kahana Grill - Healthy deli. M-F, 5-11 p.m.; Sa-Su, 6-10 p.m. 4327 L. Honoapiìlani Rd., Kahana, 669-3539. $$ Sunrise Cafe - Casual American. Daily, 6 a.m.-4 p.m. 693 Front St., Lahaina, 661-8558. $ Tex Mex BBQ - BBQ by smoker oven! Daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.. Honokowai Marketplace, 662-0890. Thai Chef - Thai food with curry, Pad Thai, summer rolls and more. M-F, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.; Nightly from 5 p.m. Old Lahaina Center, 667-2814. $ Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Seafood specialties, steaks and Hawaiian cuisine. Su, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Nightly 6-9 p.m. 2525 Kaànapali Pkwy, Kaanapali, 661-0011. $$

Pho Mai Vietnamese Cuisine - M-Sa, 10 a.m.-10 p.m. Lahaina Center (near Hilo Hattie’s parking), Lahaina, 667-5809. $

Tony Roma’s - Steaks, ribs and bibs. Nightly 5:309:30 p.m. 736 Front St., Lahaina. 661-7600. $$$ Tropica - Steaks and fresh fish. Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Westin Ka`anapali, 667-2525. $$ Vino - Comfort and contemporary cuisine. Nightly from 5:30 p.m. Village Course Clubhouse, Kapalua, 661-8466. $$$

Pioneer Inn - Eclectic Island cuisine. Daily, 7 a.m.10 p.m. 659 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636. $

Mama’s Ribs & Rotisserie - Classic BBQ. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Napili Plaza, 665-6262. $

Pineapple Grill - Asian Pacific cuisine. Daily, 11 a.m.9 p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 669-9600. $$$

Vinny’s Pizza - Authentic New York style pizza, calzones and heroes. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 840 Waine`e St., Lahaina Square, 661-6773. $

Maui Brewing Co. - Fresh fish and kiawe rotisserie meats. Daily, 11 a.m.-12 a.m. 4405 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Lahaina, 669-3474. $$

Pizza Paradiso - Italian and Greek. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Honokowai Marketplace, 667-2929. $

Maui’s Own Ice Cream Parlor - Enough said. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m. 900 Front St., Lahaina, 6672663. $

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Pho Saigon 808 - Vietnamese. Daily, 10:30 a.m.9:30 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., 661-6628. $

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Lynn’s Kitchenette - Filipino food. M - S 9:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m., 3481 L. Honoapiliilani Rd., 665-1525. $ MaLa - Eclectic. M-F, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sa, 9 a.m.10 p.m.; Su, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. 1307 Front St., Lahaina, 667-9394. $$

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Plantation House - Hawaiian-Mediterranean cuisine. Daily, breakfast/lunch 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Nightly from 6 p.m. Lounge stays open for duration. 2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua, 669-6299. $

Zushi - Japanese take-out. M-Sa, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-8:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 667-5142.

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War Friday (Nov. 9) and Saturday (Nov. 10), 6 p.m. at the War Memorial Stadium [SPORTS] What makes contact sports like boxing and MMA (mixed martial arts) so damn awesome? Blood, that’s what. There’s nothing more satisfying than having two trained men step into the ring with each other and then bust each other’s face open. Yes, I’m being totally serious. I love it. It’s primal. Humans are animals–living in a modern world suppresses that. Domestication is definitely a downer. But in the ring? There, man’s wild side comes out–his Beast. This weekend, I’m checking out War in the Valley Isle 3: a night of boxing on Friday and MMA on Saturday. Boxing is good. I really do enjoy it. Especially those hot Russian Klitschko brothers… But my heart’s with MMA. I mean, you can punch the guy in the face and try to choke him out all while kicking him on the shin. Now that’s entertainment. Tickets: $15 (Friday) $20 (Saturday) at Uncle Jesse’s Place and Ainokea, $20, $25 at the door. Kids under ten get in free. [STARR BEGLEY]

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ThIS WEEK’S PICKS by Starr Begley

No Place Like Home Fiddler on the Roof Friday (Nov. 9) 9 a.m.-1 p.m. at the Salvation Army, Kahului

Friday-Sunday (Nov. 9-18) at 7 p.m. (F, Sa) and 2 p.m. (Su), Baldwin High Auditorium

[EVENT] My dad has always given to the homeless. We’d be at the drive-through and he’d order an extra meal and then we’d drive around to find “his friend” who hadn’t eaten in a while. It made me feel good, and it’s something I still like to do. I’m a sucker when it comes to panhandlers and other people who need a little bit of what I have. I would be flat broke in the big city within a day. The Salvation Army Homeless Outreach program and students from Maui Community College School of Nursing are joining forces for the seventh year to bring us The Health Fair for the Homeless. There will be booths by Maui’s human services agencies, health screening, informational displays as well as raffle prizes, food and drink, bingo and entertainment. To RSVP as an agency, call 281-3735.

[STAGE] I’m going to go out on a limb here and admit that I’ve never watched a production of Fiddler on the Roof. What’s more is that I have never even read the book by Joseph Stein, but I act like I do all the time. “Ah,” I say, “Marlon Brando was brilliant in that!” Then I realize that I’m talking about Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, which I’ve never watched either, unless you count looking at movie stills. I just love when he bellows, “Steeeelllaa!” Wait, that was Streetcar Named Desire, which for the longest time I thought was a James Dean thing. Oh well. The point is that I’m finally getting the chance to watch Fiddler on the Roof, once and for all. It’s about a Jewish family in Russia in the early 1900’s that struggles between holding onto family traditions in the face of a changing world, which is very modern. I guess that’s why it’s considered a timeless classic. Tickets: $12, $9, $6 call 984-5656 ext. 545.

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Mos Definitely Friday (Nov. 9) Doors open at 8 p.m., Liquid’s Nightclub, Kihei [MUSIC] Mos Def is a showbiz jack-of-all-trades. First and foremost, he’s a celebrated rapper with nearly 20 years of professional experience and a handful of records under his belt. His blues and rock infused hip-hop music lands him among a new genre of rappers that shy away from traditional themes like drugs and violence, and his creative forays into new-school rap music on albums like Black on Both Sides, and Mos Definite have socially conscious lyrics and eclectic beats. He’s also graced the big screen with parts films like Brown Sugar and The Italian Job, as well as Chappelle’s Show. He’s hosted a spoken word show Def Poetry on HBO. And he even hit up Broadway with a role in the Tony Award-nominated play Topdog/Underdog. Mos Def is kind of unstoppable. I just heard he’s releasing a pair of Converse shoes. Now that’s success. Tickets: $70. On sale at Premier Video & Music, 875-0500. [JESSICA ARMSTRONG]

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Hey Buuuddy Saturday (Nov. 10) 8 p.m., Liquid’s Nightclub, Kihei [COMEDY] Think back to 1992, when the masses dressed in filthy grunge attire, Bill Clinton looked young and unashamed and Pauly Shore made a crash landing in theaters across the nation. The obnoxious, wild haired actor scraped up a name for himself by acting like a jackass on MTV and “weaseled” his way into a three-picture deal that began with the entertaining flick Encino Man, continued with the mildly amusing film Son In Law and finished with the dry, forgettable In the Army Now in 1994. Now, I’m not saying that I never found Shore’s characters funny. I’m as guilty as the rest of using “Pauly speak” in normal conversations in those years. But what I think is really funny is the speed at which his lead-roll getting, porn star-dating career declined to the point that his 1997 TV series Pauly was cancelled the day after it aired. On the other hand, Shore is right back where he started, doing stand up comedy, and to tell you the truth I watched some of his new stand up stuff on YouTube and he’s actually funny. Tickets: $25. On sale at Premier Video & Music, 875-0500. [JA]

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FILMCRITIQUE

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Tightening the Screws Hollywood Political Drama is Years Behind the Times Tom Cruise’s first undertaking as co-head of United Artists is politically top-heavy with simultaneous political conversations, made all the more cumbersome by its extravagant cast that includes Cruise, Meryl Streep, and Robert Redford, who also handles directorial duties. A pungent vapor of earnestness permeates Redford’s unimaginative handling of

Lions for Lambs

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newbie screenwriter Matthew Michael Carnahan’s three-note script that toggles between an Afghan battlefield crisis, a senator’s one-on-one press meeting with a TV journalist, and a professor/student conference. For a film attempting to grapple with the seething anger of an American populace left hung out to dry by the Bush administration, Lions for Lambs is far to muted and meek to achieve its perceived goals of inciting social activism. The film’s biblical-sounding title equates American cowardly leadership as lambs sending brave soldier lions into an arena of battle where no

competent plan has been put in place. Would-be Presidential candidate Senator Jasper Irving (Cruise) invites left-leaning veteran reporter Janine Roth (Streep) for an hour-long audience with him at his Washington D.C. office to leak a surgical strike military plan in Afghanistan that he’s certain will turn the war around. Streep adopts a wounded puppy attitude for most of Irving’s self-aggrandizing monologue concerning a strategy that, as it turns out, is taking effect while they speak. Cruise doesn’t just chew the scenery; he massages, charms, intimidates, stalks and nails every bullet point of his neocon agenda with the ardor of a Baptist minister. Although the display of emotion is completely out of character for such a cold-blooded politician, the performance is nevertheless hypnotizing, and presents the most interesting aspect of the movie. Redford has a more thankless task of character development as Dr. Stephen Malley a California College professor attempting to invigorate his promising but wayward student Todd (Andrew Garfield) to take civic action. Todd has traded in his superior debating abilities and questioning mind in favor of fraternity life and savoring the flesh of his latest girlfriend. Malley establishes the parameters of the discussion when he offers Todd a “blue collar B” for the semester if the lackadaisical student will agree to stop coming to his class, rather than merely dropping in from time to time. Too insulted to take the bait, Todd stays for Malley’s preaching

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session that promises to recalibrate his appropriately cynical value system. Part of Malley’s burning motivation to awaken Todd’s latent activist spirit lies in the decision of two of his former students to join the military as their way of taking direct political action. Arian (Derek Luke) and Ernest (Michael Pena) took advantage of one of the professor’s classroom debates to display their military induction letters that put them stranded on a desolate mountaintop in Afghanistan. So while the anti-war teacher expounds the power of the people, and the Washington Senator plays editor and publisher, two soldiers bleed and freeze in the midst of

ever-encroaching Taliban forces. You can sense the filmmakers trying to avoid seeming candidly leftist, as if they were walking on squeaky floorboards in bare feet. They get ready to say or do something radical, think better of it, and sit back down with an air of humiliation hanging over them. If Lions for Lambs were produced as the collegiate stage play that its plot constraints indicate, it would still seem like a sheepish attempt at social theater. Here is a film made to preach to the converted. It doesn’t tell us anything we haven’t already known for years. America is still screwed. MTW

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Maui Film Festival Castle Theater, 572-3456 King of California - PG13 - W 5, 7:30

KING OF CALIFORNIA - PG13 - Comedy - Miranda’s father is missing a few marbles. He’s recently release from a mental health institution (a bit too early) and is convinced that there’s buried treasure under their neighborhood Costco. 93 min. (Jessica Armstrong)

Front Street Theater 900 Front Street, 249-2222 Bee Movie - PG - Th 4, 7, 9:30; F, M-W 3:30, 6:45, 9; Sa-Su 1:15, 3:30, 6:45, 9 Lions For Lambs - R - F, M-W 4, 7:15, 9:30; SaSu 1:45, 4, 7:15, 9:30 Martian Child - PG - Th 4:15, 7:15, 9:45; F, MW 4, 7, 9:15; Sa-Su 1:30, 4, 7, 9:15 Michael Clayton - R - Th 3:45, 6:45, 9:30; F, MW 3:45, 6:30, 9:15. Sa-Su 1, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15 Rendition - R - Th only 3:30, 6:30, 9:15

New This Week FRED CLAUS - PG - Comedy - Here come the Christmas movies. This Santa tale stars the less jolly and much thinner brother of the big man. Fred has always been in good old Nicholas’ shadow and now needs his big bros help getting his life back together. Chaos ensues at the North pole. 116 min. (JA) LIONS FOR LAMBS - R - Drama - Politics, religion and war collide as three separate story lines intertwine. Two young soldiers are wounded in Afghanistan, one being the student of an idealistic California professor. Meanwhile, a presidential hopeful is about to drop a political bomb that will affect all of their lives. 93 min. (JA) P2 - R - Thriller - An overworked business woman gets talked into working late on Christmas Eve and finds herself to be the target of a deranged security guard. Kind of gives new meaning to the term “surviving Christmas,” doesn’t it? 98 min. (JA)

Now Showing 30 DAYS OF NIGHT - R - Horror - Afraid of the dark? Then don’t move to Barrow, Alaska, where the sun sets and doesn’t rise again for a month. In this movie the perpetual darkness brings the wrath of an evil force, and a married couple of small town cops are the only hope for survival. 113 min. (JA)

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Don’t take her parking space at the mall. ACROSS THE UNIVERSE - PG13 - Musical - A young man comes from London to New York in the late 1960’s to find his father and falls in love with a girl from the suburbs, told through the great music of the Beatles. 131 min. (JA) AMERICAN GANGSTER - R - Drama - Denzel Washington stars as notorious bad boy heroin kingpin Frank Lucas, who gained power and money by shipping drugs from Asia in the caskets of fallen Vietnam soldiers. Russell Crowe is the determined lawman bent on bringing Lucas to justice. 157 min. (JA) THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES R - Action - Brad Pitt stars as the notorious outlaw we love to hate, with all the quirks and charisma necessary to become the greatest bank robber in American history. When a young Thomas Ford joins the James gang Jesse faces his biggest threat ever, betrayal. 160 min. (JA) BEE MOVIE - PG - Animation - Barry the bee is dissatisfied with his sole career option, making honey, especially since he’s earned a college degree. I don’t care how cute they make them look, bees still creep me out. 100 min. (JA) THE COMEBACKS - PG13 - Comedy - A mediocre football coach inspires a team of misfit college ball players to rise to their potential and pushes them into the championships, discovering that he’s not such a loser after all. 103 min. (JA) DAN IN REAL LIFE - PG13 - Comedy - Steve Corell stars as a relationship advice columnist and widower who realizes he may not have all the answers when he falls in love with his brother’s girlfriend. 98 min. (JA) ELIZABETH, THE GOLDEN AGE - PG13 Drama - In 16th century merry ol’ Queen Elizabeth is dealing with an attempted takeover by the Spanish King, forbidden romantic feelings

for a knight and an assassination attempt on her life, not to mention her daily royal duties and a campaign to return the entire English population to Catholicism. Whew! 114 min. (JA) THE GAME PLAN - PG - Comedy - Quarterback Joe Kingman is the man. He makes all the best passes, gets all the hot ladies and goes to all the best parties. Then his eight-year-old daughter, who he never knew existed, turns up on his doorstep, which completely throws off his game. 110 min. (JA) GONE BABY GONE - R - Drama - A young girl goes missing in a gritty Boston neighborhood and two young private detectives are hired to hunt for clues. They find an emotionally detached mother, a trio of child molesters and a collection of crooked cops. That’s Boston for you. 115 min. (JA) THE HEARTBREAK KID - R - Comedy - Ben Stiller stars as a guy who finally “took the plunge” and got married after a six-week long romance. The problem is that he falls in love with someone else during his honeymoon. 158 min. (Starr Begley) INTO THE WILD - R - Action - Based on the true story of Christopher McCandless, wanderer extrordinaire, who turned away from a promising and predictable future after college and roamed across the U.S., eventually undertaking a dangerous journey into the Alaskan wilderness. 140 min. (JA) MARTIAN CHILD - PG - Drama - A man adopts a troubled kid who claims to be from Mars and has all kinds of weird habits and behaviors to back his claim. At least one guy will admit he’s from another planet, even if he is only, like, six. 108 min. (JA) MEMORIES OF TOMORROW - Unrated Drama - A man struggling with early-onset Alzheimer’s disease tries desperately to hold on to his memory long enough to see his only daughter get married. 122 min. (JA) MICHAEL CLAYTON - R - Drama - Michael Clayton is a slimy, burned-out lawyer and former criminal prosecutor who faces the challenge of a lifetime when a multi-million dollar lawsuit led by his firm is threatened by a guilt-ridden attorney. 120 min. (JA) RENDITION - R - Thriller - A woman on the hunt for her missing chemical-engineer husband, a secret CIA detention facility and unusual interrogation methods come together in this flick. 122 min. (JA) SAW IV - R - Horror - The bloody massacres, relentless torture, senseless violence and totally unspeakable horrors continue in this gory, scary sequel. I could never go see this movie because I would be forever scared of the dark/shower/people/tools, etc. Basically, I’m a total chicken. 108 min. (JA)

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WE OWN THE NIGHT - R - Drama - A melodrama about a family riff between a New York deputy chief of police, his macho NYPD officer son and his other, Russian gangster-enabling night club manager son. 117 min. (JA)

Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, 875-4910 Across the Universe - PG13 - Daily 12:35, 3:35, 6:30, 9:25 Dan In Real Life - PG13 - Daily 12, 2:25, 4:45, 7:15, 9:40 Fred Claus - PG - F-Su 11:40, 12:45, 2:15, 3:40, 4:50, 6:25, 7:25, 9:15, 10; M-W 12, 12:45, 3:40, 4:15, 6:25, 7, 9:15, 9:45 The Heartbreak Kid - R - Daily 12:15, 3:20, 7, 9:35 Michael Clayton - R - Daily12:10, 3:25, 6:45, 9:30 Rendition - R - Th only12:40, 3:45, 7:10, 9:50 We Own The Night - R - Th only12:25, 3:50, 7, 9:45

Kukui Mall 1819 South Kihei Road, 875-4910 American Gangster - R - Th, M-W 3:15, 7:15; F-Sa 1, 4:05, 7:15, 10:20; Su 1, 4:05, 7:15 Bee Movie - PG - Th 3:45, 7:45; F-Sa 1:45, 4:45, 7, 9; Su 1:45, 4:45, 7; M-W 3, 7 Elizabeth, The Golden Age - PG13 - Th 3:30, 7:30; F-Sa 1:15, 4:15, 7:45, 10:15; Su 1:15, 4:15, 7:45; M-W 3:45, 7:45 Fred Claus - PG - F-Sa 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10; Su 1:30, 4:30, 7:30; M-W 3:30, 7:30 Saw IV - R - Th only 3, 7

Maui Mall Megaplex Maui Mall, 249-2222 30 Days of Night - R - Daily 1:50, 4:30, 7:10, 9:50 American Gangster - R - Th, M-W 1:30, 4, 5, 7:30, 8:30. F-Su 12:30, 1:30, 4, 5, 7:30, 8:30 The Assassination of Jesse James - R - Th only 6:30, 9:45 Bee Movie - PG - Th, M-W 2:10, 2:30, 2:50, 4:25, 4:45, 5:05, 6:40, 7, 7:20, 5:55, 9:15, 9:35; F-Su 12:15, 12:35, 2:10, 2:30, 2:50, 4:25, 4:45, 5:05, 6:40, 7, 7:20, 8:55, 9:15, 9:35 The Comebacks - PG13 - Th only 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30 The Game Plan - PG - Th 3:20, 7:25, 10; F-Su 12:45, 3:20, 6:30, 9:25; M-W 3:20, 6:30, 9:25 Into the Wild - R - Th 3:15, 6:35, 9:50; F-W 1:30, 4:45, 8 Lions For Lambs - R - F-Su 12, 2:20, 4:35, 6:55, 9:15; M-W 2:20, 4:35, 6:55, 9:15 Martian Child - PG - Daily Th 1:55, 4:30, 7:05, 9:40 Memories of Tomorrow - NR - Th only 3:30 P2 - R - F-Su 12, 2:25, 4:45, 7:15, 9:40; M-W 2:25, 4:45, 7:15, 9:40 Saw IV - R - Th, M-W 2:25, 4:40, 7:35, 9:55. FSu 12:05, 2:25, 4:40, 7:35, 9:55

Wharf Cinema Center 658 Front Street, 249-2222 American Gangster - R - Th 3, 6:30, 9:50; F-W 11:40, 3:10, 6:30, 9:50 Fred Claus - PG - F 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30; Sa-Su 11:30, 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30; M-W 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30 Gone Baby Gone - R - Th only 1:30, 4, 6:45, 9:30 Saw IV - R - Th 1:45, 4:15, 7, 9:30. F 2:45. 5, 7:15, 9:40; Sa-Su 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:40. MW 2:45. 5, 7:15, 9:40

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

NOVEMBER 8, 2007

ART&ENTERTAINMENT

BY KAT MOORE KAT@MAUITIME.COM

Active Imagination Artist Steve Sundram does it all—even highsea adventure I think Steve Sundram is stalking me. When my mum visited, I took her to see Ulalena in Lahaina. She loved it so much that she bought one of local artist Steve Sundram’s amazing prints in the lobby. At the tail end of her vacation,

Myths of the Seven Seas Nov. 9-10, Sargents Fine Art in Lahaina. For more info visit www.sundramstudios.com

we went shopping for souvenirs. After, she noticed that Sundram had also painted the images on many of the things she had bought to take home. Then last week, at my friend’s vow renewal ceremony, I was introduced to a healthy, handsome man. It turned out to be Sundram.

Sundram’s zen-like home has an easel set up on the front porch. Next to it is a rainbow of paint tubes. On the other side is a bench press loaded down with weights. Not that he lifts weights while painting. “It makes my hands shake,” Sundrum said. “Whatever isn’t working on the painting, I let out on the punch bag in the yard.” So much for preconceived notions of an artist covered in paint, living in bohemian chaos and sustained by absinth and tobacco. Originally from Australia, Sundrum–a self-taught artist–left home at 15 to travel the world. He first visited Maui in 1990. Like many artists, he fell in love with the island. Sundram’s canvases hang in every room of his airy home. He’s experimented with many styles of painting. “Part of being creative is to challenge yourself,” he said. Sundram has been described as one of the most diversely talented artists in the world, turning his brush to impressionistic, Renaissance, abstract and portraits. In

1988, he was commissioned to paint Kim Basinger’s portrait; the painting hangs today in her Los Angeles office. According to Vogue, portraiture is once again in fashion and I’m getting fanciful notions about having one done. It was after seeing Ulalena that Sundram saw how, “people were coming out all jazzed-up.” He wanted to offer them something for them to take home, but do something more thoughtful than print a T-shirt. So he called Dennis Preussler, the Ulalena manager, who was looking for an artist. Preussler allowed Sundram access to film and photographs of the show as well as the cast. “Steve’s paintings truly capture the depth of Hawaiian history and culture in addition to the excellence of Ulalena,” Preussler said. Sundram’s current project is called “Myths of the Seven Seas.” It’s inspired by

his love of the movie trilogy Pirates of the Caribbean. “I loved the imagination and the blend of fantasy and realism, which is how I endeavor to paint,” he said. “I love including the ships from that century. They have such character.” “Myths of the Seven Seas” will also feature a mini movie, complete with a sound track and text about the mythology behind each painting. Each one transports the viewer into a world of pirate ships, high seas and adventure. Before leaving his home, Sundrum opened a door to a room filled floor to ceiling with merchandise, all bearing his handy work. “Do you like puzzles?” he asked. Christmas shopping will be a snap this year.

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NOVEMBER 8, 2007

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

MINDCANDY

BY STARR BEGLEY STARR@MAUITIME.COM

Estrogen and other problems The Tide is High [DVD] Stephanie Sanchez, lovingly deemed “Hawai‘i’s Funniest Actress,” kind of reminds me of a local, pre-ghoul-husband Jennifer Lopez–at least in the looks department. She stars in The Tide is High, a local sitcom produced by Jon Brekke, Michael Wurth and Bree Bumatai. The original music for the show is by Barry Flanagan. The Tide is High revolves around two best friends (played by Sanchez and Jenn Boneza) who open a coffee shop in Honolulu. I’ve been trying to figure out how to describe this show. My initial thought is that its kind of Saved by the Bell meets Friends. The humor is family-friendly, but adolescent. Hawai‘i tweens will probably get a kick out of the show. I’m hoping that it lasts long enough to gel and develop into something as entertaining as it potentially can be.

Lilikoi [CD] I could gush about Na Hoku Hanohano winner Paula Fuga forever. Her album Lilikoi is the absolute bomb. Fuga’s vocals are chilling and soothing all at once. So many of her songs give me chicken skin, especially her title song “Lilikoi.” On this album, Fuga’s message is empowering, yet very vulnerable. She sings like a woman whose heart has been broken, but is strong enough to get up and say, “I can change my own world even if I hurt inside.” Her style ranges from soulful ballads to classic island roots–sometimes all mixed in. She’s been compared to Fiona Apple, and while similar, I think she sounds better. If I had to pick my two favorites songs of Fuga’s, I would say “Tangerine”—which is about lost love and saying goodbye—and “Sweetness,” a classic love song that’s sung with so much power it’ll make you instantly randy. Don’t believe me? Check it out yourself. www.paulafugamusic.com.

DA KINECALENDAR BIG SHOWS Shakespeare Enters the Jazz Age - Friday, Saturday & Sunday, Now-Nov 11. Director Cassandra Wormser and an all-star cast of MAPA performers have revamped Shakespeare’s great tragedy, Othello to be set in 1940s WWII fascist Italy. This new, fast-paced version still has all the murder, lust, jealousy, violence and betrayal we’ve come to love about the original, but now is centered around scenes in a military camp and a night club. Tickets: $15, $12. Fri. & Sat: 7:30 p.m.; Sun 2p.m., Steppingstone Playhouse, Queen Ka’ahumanu Center. 244-8760. Food, Wine & Art - Friday, Nov 9. Vino from around the world meets fine Maui cuisine at the second annual Hui No`eau Wailea Food and Wine Celebration. Live entertainment will be provided by two time Grammy winner and local favorite George Kahumoku, Jr., and the proceeds will directly benefit the Hui’s many art programs, exhibits and lectures for artists and students of all ages. Tickets: $125. 5:30 p.m., Diamond Hawai`i Resort and Spa, Wailea, 572-6560. Cirque Eloize: Rain - Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Nov 9-11. This mixture of circus acts, dance, theater and music has performed in more than 200 cities and 20 countries. That may sound impressive, but what’s really remarkable are the high-flying acrobatics, contortionists and gymnasts doing their thing on stage while it’s RAINING! Yes, it will be actually raining on stage. Very cool. Tickets $50, $35, $25, $10. Fri & Sat 7:30 p.m.; Sun 5 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

TICKETS ON SALE Unitard - Thu., Nov 15. Manhattan Mama’s back with another round of naughty, bawdy, and outrageous comedy acts. Coconut Cabaret is a monthly perfomance series of avant-garde artists and groups, and this month we’ll be splitting our sides with a comedy trio. Unitard is an evening of monologues and sketches by Mike Albo, Nora Burns and David Ilku that’s going to leave your eyes tearing and your side splitting. Tickets: $20. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

BY JESSICA ARMSTRONG CALENDAR@MAUITIME.COM

Mo’ Tita Please - Fri.-Sun., Nov 16-18. Kathy “Tita” Collins is one funny wahine. This popular Manaò Radio personality won Hawaiì Music Awards for her comedy album and recently starred in the production of Birth. With her raspy voice and wacky alter ego, Tita, Collin’s show’s are full of Hawaiì legends, chicken-skin stories, pidgin pride and the unexpected. Tickets: $25. F-Sa 7:30 p.m.; Su 2 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Lawa for Learning - Sat., Nov 17. Support alternative learning and listen to local favorite Lawa at this benefit concert for Ke Kula’ike No Ke Kaiaulu, Hana’s non-profit community learning center. Also on the bill are reggae masters One Vibe, so dance, eat ono local and vegetarian food and support a valualble Hana organization. Tickets: $15 in advance at all Maui Tacos locations, $20 at the event, $10 for kupuna and youth. 4-10 p.m., Hana Bay, 281-4936 for more info. E Hoòulu Aloha - Sat., Nov 24. The Bailey House Museum is celebrating Hawaiian culture with it’s seventh annual To Grow In Love festival, with live entertainment by Uluwehi Guerrero, Leiòhu Ryder and Richard Hoòpiì and the Halau Hula Kauluokala. There will also be local food, crafts, a silent auction and plenty of art. Tickets $15, $ 10 in advance. 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Bailey House Museum, 2375A Main St., Wailuku, 244-3326. Willie Nelson & Friends - Sat., Nov 24. The country music legend, national icon and marijuanasmoking cowboy hippie is coming to Maui and bringing some of his cool, talented musician friends with him. He’s won multiple Grammys and American Music Awards, starred in dozens of films and written a few books. I love him for writing “On the Road Again,” which just makes me want to get into the car and sing at the top of my lungs. He’ll share the stage with 40 points, Pat Simmons, Pat Simmons, Jr, and local favorite Marty Dread, and proceeds will benefit the Montessori School of Maui. This show is not to be missed! Tickets: $50, $40. 5 p.m., A & B Amphitheater, MACC, 242-7469. John Cruz - Fri., Nov 30 & Sat., Dec 1. Oahu native and Hawaiian favorite John Cruz is coming home to Hawaii with his new album, One Of These Days. His blend of mellow, acoustic music and soulful vocals have captivated audiences across the

How to Tell if Your Boyfriend is the Antichrist [BOOK] Ladies, this little manual by Patricia Carlin is a must-have for your dating arsenal. Not only does the book expose key traits that may prove your boyfriend (or hubby) is a serial killer, pimp, cult leader, ex-convict, hit man, narcissist, nympho, vampire, the antichrist or is simply trying to kill you, it raises the question, “If he is, should I leave?” If you’re wondering whether your BF is married with children, look for these signs: crumbs in the backseat; wears novelty boxers; Care Bears bandage on his shaving cut; automatically takes out your trash after you’ve had sex because he assumes it’s Tuesday. This book is more than handy, it’s priceless.

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MAUI TIME WEEKLY

NOVEMBER 8, 2007

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 11/08

Friday 11/09

Saturday 11/10

Sunday 11/11

Monday 11/12 – Wednesday 11/14

Estee Graham No cover, 10pm

A.D.D. Twins No cover, 10pm

Erin Smith No cover, 10pm

The Sisters Grimm No cover, 9pm

MON-DJ Del Sol, 9pm; TUE-Crunch Pups unplugged, 10pm; WED-Kahala & Indio of LAWA, 9pm

Rio Thing

Pau Hana Party

AMBROSIA

1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011

CAFE MARC AUREL 28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S

Coyote Ugly $7, 10pm

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-9453

MON - Open Mic Night, No cover

Passion & Grace $10, 9:30pm

Scorpio Party, No Requests, $10, 10pm

WED - Wild Wahine Wednesday DJ Boomshot & DJ Durty, $5, 9:45pm

Bob Jones Band $7, 10pm

All Access w/ DJ LX $7, 10pm

MON-Willie K, $15, 10pm; TUE-The Easy $7, 10pm; Wet N’ Wild Wahine Wednesdays w/ DJ Blast $10, 10pm

Salsa $5, 10pm

TUE - Hwy 30

COMPADRES Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-7189

COOL CAT CAFE

Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

Unkown No cover, 9pm

Dave Carroll No cover, 9pm

Special Guest No cover, 9pm

MON - Dave Carroll, No cover, 9pm; TUE - Jazz, No cover 9pm; WED - Erin Smith, No cover, 9pm

DJ Ariel 10pm

Irish Sing Alongs w/Murray 10pm

DJ John Scott 10pm

Old School Lounge 10pm

MON - Silky Ringo, 9pm; TUE - Off Tomorrow, 9pm; WED - Old School R&B w/ Curtis Williams, 9pm

HARD ROCK CAFÉ

MON - Marty Dread, $10, $5 kama aina 10pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

HENRY’S BAR & GRILL

nation and Cruz’s original song “Jo Bo’s Night” was on the compilation album Slack Key Guitar Volume 2, which won a Hawaiian music Grammy award. Tickets: $30. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, 242-7469. Ziggy Marley - Sun., Dec 9. The son of roots reggae master Bob Marley has definitely come into his own as a singer, songwriter and recording artists. He began his musical career in a group with his three siblings known as the Melody Makers and after two decades of sucess he began his solo career. His latest album, Love Is My Religion, won the 2007 Grammy award for best reggae album. His lyrics are socially and politically conscious and his voice evokes that of his great, late father, but Ziggy Marley’s also got a little something extra that’s all his own. Tickets: $29, on sale Sat., Dec 10. 7 p.m., MACC, 242-7469. Showing Her True Colors - Fri., Jan 4. Cindy Lauper’s music is timeless. The 1980s MTV icon has proven time after time that she has a sound unlike any other. She’s well know for songs like “Girls Just Want To Have Fun,” for rocking that impossibly blonde hair and for singing in a pitch so unusual that karaoke stars drop like flies in the face of her classics. This will be Lauper’s first Maui performance and she’ll be singing from her new album, The Body Acoustic, which dives into both classic and original material and celebrates one of Lauper’s favorite instruments, the dulcimer. It’s sure to be a high energy, heartfelt, unforgettable show. Tickets: $75, $65, $55. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469.

EVENTS THURSDAY, Nov 8 Akaku Production Workshop - Learn about producing “Maui Daily” segments in a workshop titled “Media Activism: Getting Your Message Out” for Akaku: Maui Community Television. Free. 6 p.m., call 871-5544 for more info. Come Out and Play - Every Thu. Elizabeth Ann Brandon, MA wants to make friends with your

NOVEMBER 8, 2007

MGM No cover, 9pm

Tom Cherry No cover, 9pm

41 E. Lipoa St., Kihei - 879-2849

Evolution No cover, 9pm

inner child using cognitive therapy, hypnosis and transactional analysis. Free. 12-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424. In the Green - Every Thu. No where to go Upcountry during the week? Oh, contraire, my friend! Get a group of people together and head over to Sunny Maui Specialties and enjoy pupus, food and music. BYOB, and some for me. Free. 69 p.m., Sunny Maui Specialties, 81 Makawao Ave, 573-2375.

FRIDAY, NOV 9 Keiki Hula Competition - Hula O Na Keiki, a children’s only solo hula competition, is back with eight halau from Hawaiì and Japan. Over $10,000 in cash and prizes will be awarded to little dancers and kumu for competitions in kahiki (ancient) and àuana (modern) hula. The day-long festivities include live entertainment, crafts for sale, craft workshops such as lei and clay flower making and ono food. Tickets: $20 reserved seating, $15 general admission and $6 keiki 12 and under. 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Kaànapali Beach Hotel, 661-0011. Biofeedback - Every Fri. Mary Higgins, QXCI/SCIO practicioner, helps you energetically rebalance after living yet another day in a toxin-filled word. Walk-ins only. Sliding scale pricing. 2-5 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424. Contact Improvisation - Every Fri. Sounds dirty, doesn’t it? Actually, it’s exercise meets dance, meditation and stretching. By donation. 4-5 p.m., Maui Lotus Yoga, Kihei, 874-9642. Stellar Rejuvenation - Every Fri. Experiance the natural healing benefits of soliton lasers. Free. 4-6 p.m., The Studio Maui, 575-9390. Learn to Swing Dance - Every Fri. Lindy Hop Swing Dance lessons. Come learn the original swing dance craze that started it all! $5, 7 p.m., North Kihei Villages Club House. 357-1231

Gina Martinelli No cover, 9pm

Jam Session - Every Sat. Musicians are invited to head on down to Waikapu and jam away with other players. I used to live next door to the community center down there and I swear, it was like a free concert every weekend. Hooray! Bring a chair and your instrument. 3 p.m., Waikapu Community Center, 269-2704.

SUNDAY, NOV 11 Baby Boomers Unite! - Join Maui’s only baby boomer group for those born approximately between 1945 and 1955. Chat, potluck and network with your peers. 4:30 p.m., call 573-5313 for location. Ron Paul Fundraiser - Veterans Day celebration and a guest speaker at this fundraising dinner for Congressman Ron Paul’s 2008 presidential campaign. Tickets $50. 6 p.m., Java Jazz/Soup Nutz, Honokowai, 669-0560. Tantra Temple Services - Every Sun. Embrace the spiritual essence of all faiths with tantra, an ancient high-spiritual practice. Free. 10 a.m. Lemurian Center, 2138 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 2444921, 244-4103. Drum Circle - Every Sun. Bring your drum and beat away with others in the community. Free. 4 p.m. - sunset, Kamaole Point, Kihei, 298-9022. Line Dancing - Every Sun. Practice your “tush push” ya’ll and come on down for some line dancing by the Maui Paniolo Posse. Lessons, 6:30 p.m. followed by dancing from 7-8:30 p.m., Lahaina Cannery Mall.

Monday, NOV 12

SATURDAY, NOV 10

Saving Singles - Learn about investing your money and mingle with likeminded singles. 6 p.m., Flatbread Pizza, Paia, 214-5082 Flamenco for Beginners - Every Mon. Rosalind Modica teaches the passionate and powerful movements of exotic dance from Spain, Morocco, India, Persia and other far-away lands. $18. 7:30 p.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390.

Keiki Hula Competition - Hula O Na Keiki, a children’s only solo hula competition, is back with eight halau from Hawaiì and Japan. Over $10,000 in cash and prizes will be awarded to little dancers and kumu for competitions in kahiki (ancient) and àuana (modern) hula. The day-long festivities include live entertainment, crafts for sale, craft workshops such as lei and clay flower making and ono food. Tickets: $20 reserved seating, $15 general admission and $6 keiki 12 and under. 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Kaànapali Beach Hotel, 661-0011. Rubber Duckies Racing - A day full of fun and silliness for the whole family, beginning with a motorcycle ride, a barbeque and music then a rubber duck race to the finish! Four races will be held with prize for first, second and third place. $25 for a duck, a t-shirt and lunch. 9 a.m. ride, 12 p.m. bbq, 2:15 p.m. first race, South Maui Choppers, 330 Ohukai Rd., 875-9933. Hula Classes Every Sat. Halau Kawaianuhealehua holds open hula classes for children, teen and adult wahines and kanes. 9 a.m., Maui Waena School cafeteria, gothulack@yahoo.com for more info. Cinema Night - Every Sat. Cafe Mambo will be hosting an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21 and older crowd. This week’s flick After Hours. 9 p.m., 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 579-8021.

Women Who Care Eat Pizza - Meet women from the cast of Birth, bid on silent auction items and chow down on organic pizza at this fundraiser to assist women in need. 5-9 p.m., Flatbread, Paia, 283-3500. SeaTalk: Greenhouse Gas and the Ocean University of Hawai`i’s Dr. Joe Ritter will be discussing how ocean phytoplankton measurements can indicate future climate changes on Earth. Free. 6 p.m., Maui Ocean Center’s Open Ocean Exhibit, 270-7075. `Ohana Connection - Every Tue. Breakfast to promote the health and well being of all Maui residents. 8:30 a.m., 986-0209. Find Yourself - Every Tue. Hanna Hammerli digs deep to find your hidden issues using Dream Tending and the Gesalt Process. Walk-ins only. Free. 12-3 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 572-2424 Non-Profit Polynesian Dance - Every Tue. Support the kids of the Napili Kai Foundation by watching their polynesian dance show. $10 adults, $5 kids. 5:30 p.m., Napili Kai Resort, 669-6271. In the Green - Every Tue. No where to go Upcountry during the week? Oh, contraire, my friend! Get a group of people together and head over to Sunny Maui Specialties and enjoy pupus, food and

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TUESDAY, NOV 13

music. BYOB, and some for me. Free. 6-9 p.m., Sunny Maui Specialtie, 81 Makawao Ave, 573-2375 Learn Folk Dancing - Shake it folk style with the Maui International and Israeli Folk Dance Group. Learn folk dances from around the globe. 5 p.m., Beit Shalom Synagogue, 634 Alulike St., Kihei, 874-5397.

WEDNESDAY, NOv 14 Aromatherapy Workshop - An introduction to holistic medicine princliples and aromatherapy, with acupuncturist and herbalist David Crow and Courtney Bruch. Learn to form a deeper relationship with plants and their healing benefits from the founder of Floracopeia Aromatic Treasures. Free. 7:45 p.m., The Studio Maui, 575-9390. Ayurvedic Consultations - Every Wed. Margo P. Uma Gal, CAP., offers up wisdom on diet and lifestylefrom over 20 years of experience as a Ayurvedic Practitioner. Walk-ins only. Free. 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m., Dragon’s Den, Makawao, 573-2424. WOW! - Every Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live performances at The Shops at Wailea in the Lower Courtyard. 6:30-8 p.m., 891-6770 ext. 2. Dance Lessons - Every Wed. Open registration to learn the cha-cha and foxtrot. $50 for three months. 6:30-9:30 p.m., Kihei Community Center, 879-0555.

KEIKI Children’s Book Week - Sat., Nov 10. Reading is a beautiful thing and it’s even better when you combine it with music. Bring your kids ages five and up to see Juan L. Sanchez perform interactive musical storytelling in celebration of Children’s Book Week. 10:30 a.m., Makawao Public Library. After-School Help - Every Mon-Fri. Hui Malama Learning Center offers after-school homework help and classes. Call for directions and hours. 244-5911. Keiki Shots (West Maui) - Every first Tue. of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 9-11 a.m., Lahaina Comprehensive Health Center, 9848260. Keiki Shots (Central Maui) - Every first and third Wed. of the month. Bring children up to the age of 18 without medical insurance in for vaccinations. Bring all immunization records. Walk-in basis. Free. 12-3 p.m., Wailuku Health Center, 984-8260. Story Time - Every Thu. Keiki story time and crafts. 10 a.m., Hawaiian Village Coffee, Kahana, 665-1114. Premature Babies - First Thu. of every month. Imua will hold a support group for parents of premature babies. Parent education, info and skills. 5:30 p.m., Imua Family Services Anuenue Room, 870-0115. Keiki Issues? - Every Thu. The Parent Project, a program for parents of strongwilled children. Wrestle the phone away from the child and make that call. Free. 6-8:30 p.m., Hui Malama Learning Center, 298-5050. Bisque it Baby - Every Mon. Sometimes, as a mom, all you might need is a little time to do something creative. Get together with other moms and babies and paint something! Maybe a mug or a teapot, and de-stress. Studio fee is Free. 9-11 a.m., Kids and Company, Maui Mall, 877-7819.

Sunday, December 9th Maui Arts & Cultural Center A&B Amphitheater • Gates Open 6pm SHOW STARTS 7PM www.ZiggyMarley.com New album in stores 11/20/07

TICKETS ON SALE Saturday, November 10th

at MACC Box Office 242-SHOW (7469) or visit www.MauiArts.org *A portion of the ticket fee will be donated to Ziggy Marley’s Non-Profit Charitable Foundation U.R.G.E.

Thursday

November 22, 2007 Roast Turkey Dinner with Pan Roasted Gravy, Macadamia Nut Stuffing, Mashed Potatoes, Yams, Green Bean Casserole & Cranberries

$15.95 for Adult, $7.95 for Kids 10 & Under Turkey Dinner Starts @ 3pm Regular Dinner Starts @ 4pm

844 FRONT ST., LAHAINA • 667-7758

2511 S. KIHEI RD., KIHEI • 891-8600

MAUI TIME WEEKLY

NOVEMBER 8, 2007

The Grid lists nightly entertainment at bars, clubs, cafes, other non-dinner serving establishments, as well as restaurants with entertainment after 9pm.

Thursday 11/08 JACQUES 120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844

KAHALE’S BEACH CLUB

Call for details

36 Keala Pl., Kihei - 875-7711

KAHULUI ALE HOUSE 355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Friday 11/09

Nitelife w/ DJ Danny Fry & DJ PI-O, $5, 10pm

Kenny Roberts No cover

El Vato Loco No cover

Daryl Mansfield $5, 10pm

Crunch Pups No cover, 10pm

LAHAINA COOLERS LIFE’S A BEACH

Rampage

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891–8010

LIQUIDS 49 East Lipoa St., Kihei - 875-0880

The Easy

Plate Lunch All Stars

Mos Def $70, 8pm

Pauly Shore $25, 8pm

Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, 9-11:30pm Johnson, 9-11:30pm

Toddler Tuesdays - Every Tue. Toddlers are insane. Seriously, as a mother of two I can vouch that they are without rational thought. Let them do their thing and cruise with the other crazies for storytime, juice, cookies and painting. $15, 10-11 a.m., Kids and Company, Maui Mall, 877-7819. Music Menagerie - Every Tue. A music inspired hour of dance, storytime, puppetry and interactive play for little ones and their parents. $15, 9:15 a.m., The Studio Maui, Haiku, 575-9390. Kids Love Music - Music Together Maui offers early childhood music programs for infants, toddlers, preschoolers and kindergarteners and the adults who love them. Come play with instruments, sing, chant and dance. For more info call 248-7549 or visit www.musictogethermaui.com.

LECTURE Got Money? - May I have some? Before you answer that, check out this Maui group that focuses on economic topics and systems, and explores theories. Bring whatever you are reading for dialog and a readers circle. Various times, Island Wide locations, 573-3250 for more info. Socrates Cafe - Gather together to ask questions of your own questions, and expand your questioning ability. Various times and locations. Call 5733250 for details

ENVIRONMENTAL Got Boxes? - You can recycle them, and all kinds of packing material, before they start multiplying like bunnies! Business, Etc., 2020 Main St., Wailuku, 242-8200. Coastal Restoration - Every Fri. Habitat restoration at Waiheè coastal dunes with Maui Coastal Land Trust. 8 a.m.-12 p.m., Waiheè, 244-5263. Smarter than a Sand Crab? - Mon-Fri. Get free info about marine life and answers to all those pesky questions about Maui’s reef environment that keep you up all night. The Pacific Whale Foundation Marine Naturalists are definitely smarter than a fifth grader. The question is, are you? Free. 8 a.m.-1 p.m., Ulua Beach Wailea, 249-8811. Save Honolua - Every Tue. Meeting to inform, educate and involve the community on the proposed deveopment of Honolua Bay. 6:30 p.m. King Kamehameha III School Cafeteria, 611 Front St., Lahaina. Save the Forest - Every Sun. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove. Transportation is provided. Bring warm clothes, long pants and closed boots. Pick ups: 7:30 a.m., Harbor Shop, 300 Maàlaea Rd; 8:15 a.m., Upcountry Tavares Community Center. Goes until noon. 856-8341 to reserve spot.

Nils & Anastasia 9-11:30pm

Fiddler on the Roof - Fri., Sat., Sun., Nov 9-17. Baldwin High School presents this musical about a poor farmer in 1905 Russia whose five daughters go against tradition in their romantic choices. Performed by a cast of 44 students accompanied by a live orchestra. Tickets: $12, $6 for students. Fri. & Sat., 7 p.m.; Sun., 2 p.m. Baldwin Auditorium, Wailuku. Blithe Spirit - Fri., Sat. & Sun., Nov 9-Nov 24. Maui On Stage presents a comedy about a man finds himself between a rock and a hard spot when a seance accidentally brings the spirit of his dead wife back to this realm, which would be fine except his new, live wife can’t see the ghost and thinks he’s absolutely crazy. He enlists the help of a local medium, but can either marriage be saved? Tickets: $18, $15. Fri. & Sat., 7:30 p.m.; Sun., 5 p.m. Iao Theater, Wailuku, 242-6969. Bare Essential Theater - Mon., Nov 12. Maui On Stage continues it’s monthly reading series with Woody Allen classic Play It Again, Sam about a hot, young writer who suddenly finds himself available and back in the dating scene. Free. 6:30 p.m., Iao Theater, Wailuku, 244-8680. Calling All Readers - Want to read for Maui On Stage’s Bare Essential Theater? Roles are announced at readings and scripts are given out in advance. Call Kristi at 244-8680 x23.

SPORTS Walk, Run, Train - Every Thu and Tue. Whether you’re a walker or a runner, you’ve got a group to train with. 5:30 p.m., Runner's Paradise, Maui Mall, 877-5300. Tai Chi - Every Tuesday. Practice the 36 movements of the “short yang” style of tai chi chuan. $10 per class. 5:30-6:30 a.m., Unity Church Wailuku, 242-9327. Pool Hours - Besides the fear of contracting superstrain uku’s, I really enjoy a good swim in a public pool. Sometimes the thought of dealing with sand is just too much to bear. Kahului, Kihei, Lahaina, War Memorial, Pukalani, anthe Old and New Wailuku Pools: M-W, F, S 9 a.m-4 p.m.; Th 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m.; Sun 12-4:30 p.m. These hours can change due to events. To double check you can call, 270-6135.

ART Art Night - Every Fri. Stroll through dozens of art galleries in Lahaina Town. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action, and refreshments. Free and open to the public. 6:30p.m., Front St., Lahaina, 661-6284. WOW Wailea - Every Wed. Meet artists, shmooze, admire art, drink wine and eat pupus. 6:30 p.m. The Shops of Wailea, 874-8583. Art Bistro - Every Sun. Local artists display their wares, from photography and painting to jewelry and sculptures. 5-10 p.m., Jacques Northshore Bistro, Paia, 269-0961.

STAGE

POETRY

A Tale of Two High Schoolers - Now - 8, 9 &10. Maui Drama Club presents High School Musical, a romantic tale of young love between a jock and a nerd who hook up while playing lead roles in, well, the high school musical. Free. 7:30 p.m., Kamehameha Schools Maui Elementary School, Pukalani, 573-7285 for reservations.

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TUE - Da Ha-y-ans, No cover; WED - Chico & Da Kine; No cover MON - DJ Boomshot, No cover, 10pm WED -Cheryl Rae Band, $5, 10pm

Live Reggae Music No cover, 9pm

Dickenson St., Lahaina - 661–7082

Jared No cover

Monday 11/12 – Wednesday 11/14

Micah Wolf No cover, 10pm

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Four Seasons Resort, Wailea - 874-8000

Sunday 11/11

DJ El Gato $10, 10pm

KIMOS

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Saturday 11/10

Open Mic - Every night is open mic night at Hawaiian Village Coffee. Kahana Gateway location, call 665-1114. Express Yourself - Every Mon. Open Mic Night with music, song, poetry! Free. 7 p.m., Cafe Marc Aurel, Wailuku, 244-0852.

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MON - Nils & Anastasia, 9-11:30pm; WED - Jazz w/Sal Godinez & Marcus Johnson, No cover, 9-11:30pm

Poetry Reading - Every second Tue, read your original work, your favorite poem, or just come to be inspired. Free. 6:30 p.m., Lahaina Public Library, 662-3950. Open Mind Open Mic - Every Mon. Open Mind Open Mic with spoken word, poetry, comedy— whatever you have to say here’s your chance. 7:30 p.m., Moana Bakery, Paia, 244-9091. Open Mic - Every Saturday the Maui Media Lab hosts an open mic night for poets, muscicians and others who want to be heard. Sessions are recorded and fed to the internet. All ages are welcome. Free. 6-9 p.m., Maui Media Lab, Baldwin Ave, zumatribe@yahoo.com. Poetry Reading - Every second Thu Maui Live Poets Society hosts an open poetry reading on the West side. Free. 6:30- 9 p.m. Lahaina, 661-0517

TV/RADIO The Restless Native Speaks - Every Mon. Maui Time Weekly’s own Starr Begley talks story on the Ed and Greg show. 10 a.m., WILD 105.5 FM. Filipino Language - Mon-Fri. Fred Duldulao, Leo Agcolicol, Rey Patao and Maggie Evangelista host a Filipino language talk show. 4-6 a.m.; 7-10 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Talk of Maui - Mon-Fri. Fred Guzman talks local, state and national poitics and issues. And every Thursday morning at 7:30, Fred grills Maui Time’s own Anthony Pignataro on the latest issues of the day. 6-8 a.m., KNUI 900 AM. Talk Story - Every Mon-Thu. Political figures take calls and answer questions on the air. 7-8 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM. Tune in and call 244-9145. Mind Body Spirit - Every Mon from 6:30-9:30 p.m., Tue from 11 a.m.-2 p.m., and Thu at noon. Liah Howard, psychic and guests. KAOI 1110 AM. Maui Talks - Every Tue. A live, public affairs, call-in talk show, hosted by Nick Nikhilananda. 7 p.m. Channel 53. Call in at 873-3430 or for info call 572-8787. Words of Peace - Every Wed-Thu. Prem Rawat broadcasts messages of world and inner peace. Not associated with a specific religion. Wed, 9 p.m.; Thu, 8:30 a.m. Akaku Channel 52, www.contactinfo.org, 573-3084. Conversations with Friends - Every Thu. Mary Omwake and James Jacobson interview New Thought leaders. 11 a.m., KAOI 1110 AM Smallville - Every Fri. Small Town Maui, a onehour, weekly radio program that shares the memories and values of the small towns we love and explores how we can learn from Maui's past to create a better future. 7 a.m. KAOI, 1110 AM. Call In - Every Fri. Political and public affairs, call-in talk show with Teri Lawrence. 12-1 p.m. KAOI 1110 AM Call in 242-7800. Uncle Charlie’s Corner - Sat. Kahu Charles Kauluwehi Maxwell, Sr. talks story. 6-10 a.m., KNUI 900 AM. Free Zone/ Zona Libre - Every other Sat. A multi-lingual, multi-cultural radio program featuring world music, fresh thought, live interviews with local and international artists and NO commercial breaks. 6-10 a.m. Mana’o Radio 91.5 FM. Maui Matters - Sat-Sun. Pacific Radio Group News Director Wendy Osher discusses local issues. 1-2 p.m., KNUI 900 AM.

Spanish Language - Sat-Sun. Carlos David Hernandez discusses news and plays music in Spanish. 2-4 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Japanese Language - Sun. Yumi’s long-running Japanese language show. 7-8:30 p.m., KNUI 900 AM. Save Honolua - Every Wed at 8 p.m and Thu at 7:30 a.m., AKAKU Channel 53.

KARAOKE Isana Restaurant - Daily, 9 p.m. 515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 874-1811. Kobe Japanese Steakhouse - Fri-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 136 Dickenson St., Lahaina, 667-5555. Lulu’s - Wed, 7 p.m., 1941 S. Kihei Rd., 879-9944. Sansei - Thu-Fri, 10 p.m., 600 Office Road, Kapalua, 669-6286; Thu-Sat, 10 p.m. Kihei Town Center, 879-0004. Tiffany’s - Daily, 9:30 p.m., 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku, 249-0052. Unisan - Thu-Sat, 9:30 p.m., 2102 Vineyard St., Wailuku, 244-4500.

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - Wed-Fri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 661-0700. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Mon, Tue, Scotty Rotten; Wed, Fri, Harry Troup; Thu, Sat, Sun, Brooks McGuire. All sets 4:30-10:30 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4855. Compadres - Tue, 4 p.m., Damien Awai. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 661-7189. Cool Cat Cafe - Mon, Fri, Sat - Dave Carroll; Tue - Jazz Night; Wed - Erin Smith. all sets 7:30-10 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 667-0908. Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed, Thu, Fri, Ernest Pua’a; Sat, Sun, Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. Early sets 3-5 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika;. Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Ryan Tanaka & Friends; Mon,“TBA”; Tue, Albert & Roy; Wed, An Den. Late sets 7-9:30 p.m. 2435 Kaànapali Parkway, Building P, 667-6636. Java Jazz/Soup Nutz - Mon-Sat, Acoustic music. All sets 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiìlani Rd., Honokowai, 667-0787. Kimo’s - Mon- Wed, Sat, Sun, Sam Ahia. Fri, TBA. All sets 6:30-8:30 p.m. 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811. Leilani’s On The Beach - Fri, Scott Baird;. Sat, JD and Harry; Sun, Kilohana. All sets 2:30-5 p.m. 2435 Kaànapali Pkwy, Building J, 661-4495. Longhi’s - Fri, Crazy Fingers; Sat, Scotty Rotten. All sets 5-7 p.m. 888 Front St., Lahaina, 667-2288. Moose McGillycuddy’s, Lahaina - Fri, Llayne & France; Sat, Mark & Mike; Wed. All sets 6-9 p.m. 844 Front St., 667-7758. Mulligan’s on the Wharf - Fri, AnRil; Sat, John Taylor. All sets 7 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina, 661-8881. Pioneer Inn - Thu, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg Di Piazza. All sets 6-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 661-3636.

DA KINECALENDAR Sea House Restaurant - Thu, Albert Kaina and Kincades Basques; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincade Basques; Sun, Andrew; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 6:30 or 7-9 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 Honoapi`ilani Rd., Napili, 669-1500.

SOUTH MAUI Enrique’s Cocina Mexicana - Fri, Salsa & Latin; Sat, “Tory Smith”- Island music. All sets 6:308:30 p.m. 2395 S Kihei Rd #111, 875-2910. Gian Dons - Wed, Sat, Earl Love & Ken Stover; Thu, Bobby Ingram; Fri, Nezzo. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., 874-4041 Longhi’s - Sat, acustic music. 9 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., 891-8883 Ma`alaea Grill - Thu, Fri, Sat, Benoit Jazz Works. All sets 6:30-9 p.m. Maalaea Harbor, 243-2206. Moose McGillycuddy’s, Kihei - Sat, Anuhea; Sun, Teri Garrison. All sets 5-7 p.m. 2511 S. Kihei Rd., 891-8600. Mulligan’s on the Blue - Sat, Sun, Celtic Tigers; Mon, Gypsy Pacific; All sets 7 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 874-1131. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Thu, Sun, Tue, Tony & Peter; Fri, Eclipse; Sat, Erin Smith; Mon, Kanoa; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 4-6 p.m. 1913 Kihei Rd., Kihei Kalama Village, 874-6444. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Café - Sun, Mon, Brian; Wed, Sat, Merv Oana Thu; Fri Margie; Tue Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6-10 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 875-9983. Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Kaleo Cullen; Sat, Louise Lambert; Sun, Mon, Kenny Roberts; Tue, Ramen & Cora; Wed, Keoki Ruiz. All sets 6-9 p.m. The Maui Coast Hotel, 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 874-6284.

CENTRAL MAUI AK’s Cafe - Fri, Ron Kuala’au. 6:15 p.m. , Sat Tarvin Makai 6:15 p.m.1237 L. Main St, Wailuku, 244-8774. Café Marc Aurel - Tue, Live Music; Mon, Open Mic Night. 7:30 p.m. 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, 244-0852.

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Main Street Bistro - Th-Fri, Rhythm & Blues with Freedom. 5-7:30 p.m.. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 244-6816. Mañana Garage - Mon, Neto & Friends. 6:30-9 p.m.; Fri, Louise Lambert & Jose Ortiz, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 33 Lono Ave., Kahului, 873-0220. Sushi Go - Wed, Live music. 4-8 p.m. Queen Ka`ahumanu Center, Kahului, 877-8744. Wow-wee Maui Cafe - Sat, Bradduh Francis, 8:30-11:30 p.m. 333 Dairy Rd., Kahului, 871-1414.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI Hana Hou Cafe - Thu, Haiku Hillbillys Randall; Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond. Sat, Westley Furumoto and Steve McGee. All sets 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku Cannery, 575-2661. Jacque’s - Mon, Live Jazz. 5 p.m. 120 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-8844. Livewire Cafe - Tue, Green Room Blue; Wed, Eddie Float; Saturday, Joshua. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 137 Hana Hwy, Paia, 579-6009.

RESORT SHOWS WEST MAUI ■ HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr, Lahaina, 661-1234 Weeping Banyan Lounge - Nightly, Live music. All sets 6:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Kaànapali Shores, Lahaina, 661-2000 Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thu, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Puaà. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly. ■ KAÀNAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Kaànapali Pkwy, 661-0011 Kupanaha - Nightly, Hula show, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Tiki Courtyard - Nightly, Alanui with Uncle Rudi; Sun, Hula show. All sets 6:30 p.m. ■ NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT

5900 Honoapiìlani Hwy, Napili, 669-1500 Thu, Kincaid and Albert; Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Kapule Paoa; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m. ■ ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Kekaà Dr., Kaànapali, 661-3611 Royal Ocean Terrace - Thu, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m. ■ SHERATON MAUI HOTEL 2605 Kaànapali Pkwy, 661-0031 Lagoon Bar - Nightly, Hula dancing during sets. Thu, Mon, Tue, Bobby and Ralph; Fri, Ralph and Allan; Sat, Sun, Fausto and Kawaika; Wed, Nathan and Ralph. All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly. ■ THE WESTIN MAUI HOTEL 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, 667-2525 Ono Bar & Grille - Thu, Sat, Steve Sargenti; Fri, Larry Golis; Sun, Margie Heart; Mon, Ernest Puaa; Tue, Brian Haia; Wed, Pam Peterson. Tue-Sun shows, 6-9 p.m. Mon, 5:30-9 p.m. Tropica - (Early sets) Thu, Wed, Brian Haia; Fri, Sat, Mon, Marvin Tevaga; Sun, Josh Kahula; Tue, Ernest Puaà. Early sets 3-6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat, Tue, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Steve Sargenti; Mon, Josh Kahula. Late sets 6-9 p.m.

■ THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI 4100 Wailea Alanui, 875-4100 Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music. ■ THE SHOPS AT WAILEA 3750 Wailea Alanui East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth. Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends. ■ WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, 879-1922 Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m. Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m. ■ RENAISSANCE WAILEA BEACH RESORT 3550 Wailea Alanui, 879-4900 Sunset Terrace - Wed, Thu, Bobby Krueger; Fri, Mahalo Greg; Sat, Rama Camarillo; Sun, Mondo Kane; Mon, Tue, Lono. All sets 6-9 p.m. ■ MAUI PRINCE HOTEL 5400 Makena Alanui, 874-1111 Molokini Lounge - (Very early sets) Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele Òhana Duo. Very early sets 9 a.m-1 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sat, Sun, Tue, Ron Kuala’au; Fri, Mon, Wed, Mele Òhana Duo. Early sets 6 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue, Wed, Mele Òhana Duo. Late sets 8:30-10:30 p.m.

SOUTH MAUI

EAST MAUI

■ FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, 874-8000 Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thu, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Fri, Clay Mortensen and George Tavoularis; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Wed, Clay Mortensen and Gilbert Emata. Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly. ■ GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui, 875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music. Humuhumunukunukuapua`a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo.

■ HOTEL HANA-MAUI Hana, 248-8211 Paniolo Lounge - Thu-Sun, Live music. 6:309:30 p.m. Main Dining Room - Thu, Sun, Hula dancing. 7:30-8:15 p.m.

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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) You’re too hard on yourself. It’s good to strive for positive changes in your life, but attempting to do so by making yourself feel guilty, obligated, or lame just won’t work. Those strategies might do in a pinch, but to create lasting, beneficial changes in your life you’ve got to come from a more positive place. You know what’s best for you, and what you’ve got to do. What’s left is to quit dragging your feet and get it done. Be as supportive and positive with yourself as you can. You need all the encouragement you can get; even if it has to come from somewhere within you, that’s better than nothing.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Rams are vulnerable. Most people don’t know that, because you’ve got these big curly metaphorical horns that you can use to bust some serious ass. Since on some levels you’re so badass, some people overestimate your emotional toughness. Your skin’s not as thick as they think it is, and you can be wounded by a lot of the shit that comes your way. Don’t be afraid of your sensitivity. A tough guy or gal with a secretly warm squishy heart is incredibly attractive. Let people know it’s there, not just so they’ll go easier on you, but hopefully so they’ll get into bed with you, too.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) You know that nest egg/emergency fund you’ve got squirreled away somewhere? Dip into it. You have the chance to dramatically improve your life right now. I know it’s a risk, tapping into that cache for anything less than whatever it was intended for—and you must strictly forbid yourself from ever doing it again—but just this once it might be worth it. The way you live is too safe, anyway. Live it up, a little, joyfully, firmly banishing guilt or anxiety. You’ll be able to recuperate the money you spent—and because of how you spent it, you’ll have a lot more fun than you did the first time around.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Forget preemptive strikes. Breaking up with your lover before they dump you or quitting your job before you get fired may seem like a good idea, but it’s not. In this case, your paranoid fantasies about what you think will happen aren’t entirely accurate. The conclusion you fear can still be prevented, and rushing towards it and making sure it’ll happen is simply not the appropriate solution. Forget that selfdefeating bullshit. This week, defy your cynicism and self-doubt and behave as if everything will work out beautifully, instead of willfully manifesting the worst-case scenario. Things might not work out, despite your best efforts—but at least you’ll have allowed for the possibility.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Crack that whip. It’s going to take all of your best goading, pleading, nagging, cajoling, and bribery to keep yourself on track this week. It’s in your best interest that you do, though, since the path you’ve chosen is a positive one for you, even if it’s difficult. It’d be a shame to give up now (even though the naughtiest and laziest parts of you think throwing in the towel would be a brilliant idea), since you’ve already put in so much time and energy. You’re almost to the home stretch. Kick your own ass and get there. You’ll be glad you did; the last ten miles are all downhill.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Change your passwords. It’s in your nature to be trusting of other people—and you should. Most people, especially the people you surround yourself with, are trustworthy and suspecting them of anything shady would be insulting. Don’t get paranoid. However, it’s also better to be safe than sorry; it’d take only one miserable asshole to shatter your faith in humankind, when the vast majority of us are actually deserving of that faith. Change your passwords. Also take other reasonable precautions to keep yourself safe. Then you can relax and enjoy all the people who’d never steal from you—and know that you’re secure from the one or two who might try.

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) This situation has an expiration date. I don’t know whether that’s good news or bad news, but it is what it is. There are ways you can postpone the inevitable, if you want to; stick that carton of milk in the a very cold fridge and it won’t go bad nearly as fast as it would sitting on a sunny windowsill. But eventually that milk will become sour and undrinkable no matter what. So what to do now that you know the carton of milk in your hands is about to go bad? Well, that’s up to you. You can stash it in that cold fridge and only sip it on odd-numbered days, trying to stretch it out as long as possible, or you can just gulp it all down now and get it over with. Whatever you do, enjoy it to the best of your ability—and when it’s gone, let it go.

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