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VOLUME 13 ✚ ISSUE 39

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THIS WEEK’S QUESTION If you were forced to watch one movie on a loop for all eternity, what would it be, and what snack would you want to accompany it?

Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com 2001: A Space Odyssey, Tang Calendar Editor/Staff Writer: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com Dead Man, Black Licorice Data Managers: Philippa Tilley, Kaley Niemann Proofreader: Dina Wilson Last Tango in Paris, croissant with butter Intern: Sierra Brown The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Boy Scout popcorn Contributors: Jessica Armstrong, Caeriel Crestin, Beau Ewan, Nancy Kanyuk, Doug Levin, Jared Libby, Greg Mebel, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower Groundhog Day, salt and vinegar potato chips Art Director: Chris Skiles (808) 281-8975 / chris@mauitime.com The Back to the Future trilogy, chips and queso Graphic Designers: Megan Baker, Amy Mendolia, Christina Tarleton Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com Blue Velvet, Pabst Blue Ribbon General Manager: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com Rosemary’s Baby, black cherry whisky Administrative Executive: Judy Toba (808) 244-0777 / judy@mauitime.com Fletch, chicarons Administrative Assistant: Jennifer Brown Web Design: Linear Publishing www.linearpublishing.com Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com Star Wars, Wookie cookies

Coconut Wireless examines pot bills and gay cruises. Anu Yagi unearths an archeological dig in Lahaina. An Adjudication nominee stirs things up in LC Watch. Toads get cock-blocked in News of the Weird.

As ML&P prepares to auction its assets, Spin Cycle defines “recession vulture.� UH football gets no love in By the Numbers.

Movie disputes and South Maui traffic fill up Reader Feedback. Eh Brah! blows the whistle on an overzealous mall cop.

12 FEATURE STORY Alyssa Haber-de Leon tours a Makawao butterfly farm and learns some lessons about change.

15 FOOD & DRINK Sabrina Dreyer says the eats at Bev Gannon’s new Wailea restaurant live up to the Chef’s lofty rep.

17 A&E Ynez Tongson finds out why comedian Paul Rodriguez once found himself drunk and stranded in Hawaii—and why he’s coming back.

18 FILM CRITIQUE

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The Week in Review

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HYPER LOCAL When the release announcing the Mayor’s proposed 2011 budget opens with phrases like “especially difficult,” “economic reality” and “$53 million dollar [sic] gap,” it’s a safe bet we’re not in for sunshine and rainbows. The budget, which will be reviewed by the County Council before it’s finalized, slashes nonprofit funding, hikes garbage, water and other fees, bumps up bus fares and raises real property tax rates. It also institutes furloughs “equal to one day a month for most County employees, including unionized HGEA and UPW employees, division heads and other managers, and appointed employees, including directors and deputy directors,” according to the County release. And Tavares warns that the $53 million shortfall could balloon to $70 million if the state decides to withhold Transient Accommodations Tax money from the counties. The message is clear, bleak and familiar: money is tight, and we’re all going to be impacted. If you want to weigh in, a series of public Budget and Finance Committee hearings will kick off March 22 and run into April at various locations islandwide.

For a complete schedule or to peruse the budget, visit mauicounty.gov…. Earlier this month, the County Council’s Committee of the Whole (which is exactly what it sounds like) voted on various board and commission nominees. We examine a few nominees and one well-publicized controversy in LC Watch (page 7), but the meeting also raised larger questions about the process. I wasn’t able to attend, but obtained footage from Akaku and heard from several readers and contributors who were there. And the prevailing sentiment seems to be: there’s got to be a better way. But don’t listen to me, listen to Clare Apana, who was nominated for

the Commission on Culture and the Arts—a position, she told the Council during testimony, she neither applied for nor wanted. “I don’t know anything about art,” Apana said to audible laughter.

Two years ago, Apana said, she applied for a spot on the Cultural Resources Commission (CRC). She wasn’t tapped for that post, and said she decided not to reapply this year. So when she got a phone call informing her she’d been selected to a body with “culture” and “commission” in the title, she said she assumed it was the CRC. “This process isn’t serving [people] who show interest in our community,” Apana said. Ultimately, the Council voted unanimously to disapprove Apana, at her request. Councilmember Wayne Nishiki termed the situation “quite disturbing.” He wasn’t the only one.

Testifying prior to Apana, Lucienne De Naie called the process “very confusing” and said it seems to occur in a “strange vacuum.” De Naie suggested reinstituting a policy that was in place under former Mayor Alan Arakawa, where a committee was convened to vet, contact and meet with potential nominees. Given the confusion and, at times, bad blood that ran throughout the two-day meeting, it’s obvious something has to change….

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Basically, SB2213 could change Hawaii’s voter-approved medical marijuana law from an unworkable mess into a reliable revenue stream, while giving patients access to medicine. As of this writing, the bill had crossed over to the House and passed through multiple committees. Of course, even if it makes it out of the House, it may not have the votes to override an inevitable Lingle veto.

Which means it’s time to ask my favorite rhetorical question: when do we get a new Governor, again?…. After the latest attempt to allow same-sex civil unions fizzled last month, it looked like the churchorganized protestors would have to retire their picket signs and red T-shirts for at least a year. But wait: RSVP Vacations, “the original all gay and lesbian cruise company,” plans to celebrate its 25th anniversary with a first-ever voyage to Hawaii. According to RSVP’s Web site, the Spirit of America is slated to make stops on Oahu, the Big Island, Maui and Kauai between October 30 and November 6. Thank God no one aboard the ship will be able to get hitched while they’re here—spending money in the process— or the heads of all the “traditionally” married people in the state might have simultaneously exploded….

LOCAL As the state, like the County, searches with mounting desperation for funds, it becomes increasingly nonsensical for Gov. Lingle, and many members of the legislature, to oppose SB2213. The bill, for those unfamiliar, would allow the counties to set up medical marijuana dispensaries (euphemistically dubbed “compassion centers”) and establish fees and taxes— namely, a $30 per-ounce general excise tax on sales, plus a $5,000 annual fee for

NOT LOCAL Great headline in The Onion this week.

Like all the best headlines from “America’s Finest News Source” it has multiple layers of meaning, but in this case it’s also pertinent to Maui/Hawaii: “Nesting Sea Turtle Escorted From Private Beach.” ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/coconut36

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Field of Dreams Under a derelict ballfield in Lahaina sits one of Hawaii’s most exciting archeological sites. And the effort to restore it has begun

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pon her death, Chiefess Kala‘iheana, the daughter of famed Maui moi Pi‘ilani, was deified through Hawaiian ritual as a mo‘o akua, or sacred lizard goddess. Her moniker then became Kihawahine, and tradition speaks of her as protector of the place of her birth—the exclusive domain of her royal forbearers—a kapu island called Moku‘ula. Located in Lahaina, it’s the grotto that, legend tells, she will forever inhabit in her giant lizard form, swimming the surrounding Mokuhinia pond and waterways. “[Moku‘ula] was called the Venice of the Pacific,” said Dr. Janet Six, a lecturer in anthropology at University of Hawaii Maui College, addressing members of the media after a ceremony and Hawaiian blessing last Saturday. Early explorers likened the area—now revered as one of the most significant archaeological sites in the state—to Italy’s famous city after observing Native Hawaiians using the causeways for single-man canoe travel.

Radiocarbon dating suggests Moku‘ula has been inhabited for more than 1,000 years. The area was remodeled in the mid18th century to accommodate Kamehameha III, and, though ancient traditions were rapidly being abandoned and kapu sites covered by Christian churches, the Moku‘ula remained a final holdout of the old ways. But over time, what was once the pride of Lahaina—the former capitol of the Hawaiian Kingdom—became a derelict remnant of “pagan” times.

Vacant and in disrepair during the late 1800s, the site “just [sat] for 20 or 30 years,” said Dr. Six. The once-thriving “fishponds, fresh water springs, islands,

causeways, retaining walls, beach berms, [and] residential and mortuary buildings,” as described by the 1997 National Register of Historic Places report, became a nuisance to the growing sugar industry and were reduced to little more than a stagnant breeding ground for mosquitoes.

Consequently, in 1914, the lot was, according to the Register, “buried by coral and soil fill,” and became the oddly undulating, little-used ballfield it is today.

But, Dr. Six explained, the century-old burying of this sacred site—and its relatively untouched state thereafter—will lead to its resurrection. From what is known as the “1914 fill event,” the area experienced, “what we call in archaeology, a ‘Pompei premise’—it just gets capped,” beamed Dr. Six. “That is great for archaeology.”

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r. Six compares the site to the Giza Plateau and Machu Picchu, using words like “amazing” and “unbelievable.” She said she tells her students, “In the future, you’ll be telling your grandkids [you] worked at Moku‘ula.”

In 1993, an exploratory dig by the Bishop Museum produced exciting findings from just three feet below the surface. Artifacts from both pre- and post-contact—such as a preserved wooden plank pier and a sweeping basalt retaining wall believed to run the circumference of the Moku‘ula island—have inspired a more thorough dig. Ultimately, the goal is a total restoration of Moku‘ula.

“I think [plantation owners] sensed the importance of the place, because they built a small railroad and brought dirt in from the quarry—and they dredged the harbor,” said Dr. Six. The cane dirt, added to the fill

from the harbor, “just sealed it,” she said.

“If they would have put a hotel here, done trenching, we’d be lost, right?” said Dr. Six, motioning to the surrounding infrastructure of modern Lahaina. She then pointed across the street to the shops at 505 Front Street. “That over there we’re probably never going to reclaim. Even if we were able to peel up 505, it’s so disturbed. Whereas here—except for a few sprinklers that only went down about a foot—there hasn’t been much poking around.”

“Yellow, ochre, saffron and gold— all of those colors represent the deity Kihawahine, who once resided here,” said Sen. J. Kalani English, in a pillowy mahalo speech made after the blessings. English commended the university’s educational endeavors and praised the Hawaii Tourism Authority for “seeing the light” and providing a $30,000 grant to the project.

Despite the dryness and attendant yellow hues, there’s a natural spring on the site.

Add rain and high tides, and the ground is easily saturated. “Once we start to peel it back, the water is just going to bubble out,” said Dr. Six. All this wai presents some challenges for the team—composed of Dr. Six’s UH students and volunteers from the public, accompanied by field school students from East Coast universities. “We’ll excavate the dry fill very differently than we’ll excavate the wet,” said Dr. Six. “You want to be very careful of artifact orientation to get an idea of what fell when.”

What researchers will learn from the dig—which Dr. Six estimates will go on for “several years”—will undoubtedly add to, and perhaps even change, our understanding of Hawaiian history.

Funding, as ever, is a challenge, making public involvement essential. Community members willing to get down and dirty have the opportunity to learn alongside university students, under the tutelage of Dr. Six and other experts from all over the country. (Those interested in participating can contact the program coordinators at 661-9494 or visit mokuula.com.)

“We’ll move a lot of dirt,” Dr. Six says.

“But right now, we’re using a shovel and trowel very, very slowly.” Dr. Six’s exuberance, like the buried spring with supernatural connections, bubbles forth.

“Once we open up next Saturday, it’s going to be exciting.” ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/upfront36

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n March 19, two nominees for the LC Adjudication Board and two nominees for the Liquor Commission will go before the County Council for final approval. All four were considered on March 5 by the Council’s Committee of the Whole after being tapped by Mayor Tavares.

Three sailed unanimously through the committee: Adjudication nominee Marilyn Chapman and CommisRon McOmber sion nominees Lee Ohigashi and Monica Revells. The fourth nominee—Ron McOmber—caused a bit of a stir.

(LC Watch wasn’t able to attend, but the tension is palatable even on the Akaku footage.)

McOmber isn’t a newbie by any stretch—he currently serves on the Commission, had a previous five-year stint on the Adjudication Board and, due to his confrontational style, has provided plenty of quotes for this column. But the objections to his nomination didn’t stem from experience. In fact, in a report submitted by Committee Chair Mike Molina, McOmber’s “record of public service, including his current tenure on the Liquor Control Commission” is cited as justification for his appointment.

McOmber, who lives on Lanai, is among those challenging the residency of Councilmember Sol Kaho‘ohalahala. Not surprisingly, Kaho‘ohalahala voted against him. Kaho‘ohalahala insisted his vote was due to concerns about “the character of the individual” and not a personal vendetta.

McOmber, he said, has a history of “denigrating…the people who he’s not in support of.”

Despite a protracted discussion, only Councilmember Jo Anne Johnson joined Kaho‘ohalahala in the “nay” column, which means, barring an unexpected twist, McOmber’s LC run will continue. ■ - Jacob Shafer To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/lc36

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HIS NEXT CAREER: MAUI CHEF The day before British army chef Liam Francis, 26, arrived at his forward operating base in Afghanistan, the Taliban shot down the helicopter ferrying in food rations, and Francis realized he had to make do with supplies on hand. In his pantry were only seasonings, plus hundreds of tins of Spam. For six weeks, until resupply, Francis prepared “sweet and sour Spam,� “Spam fritters,� “Spam carbonara,� “Spam stroganoff� and “stir-fried Spam.� He told the Daily Telegraph that he was proud of his work but admitted that “morale improved� when fresh food arrived.

HOG WILD (1) Among the items that celebrity farmer Cathy Gieseker bought with proceeds from the $12 million Ponzi scheme she, in February, was sentenced for perpetrating (prosecutors called her the “Midwest Madoff�) was a $900 tanning bed for her “show� pigs. (2) Farmer Chang Chung-tou, of Yunlin County, Taiwan, drew praise from environmentalists in December for having “toilet�-trained almost all of his 20,000 pigs to use his 600 specially rigged plots that collect and separate urine and feces. Chang’s farm conserves water and facilitates recycling.

NATURAL SELECTION (1) Female cane toads are choosy at mating, according to a recent article in Biology Letters.

A desirable male is permitted to hop onto the female’s back and start the process, but the female is also able to inflate sacs in her body to bloat herself so large that males slide off before completing insemination.

(Also, to test the strength of the male’s grip, the researchers encouraged necrophilia: The scientists doused dead female toads with pheromones to measure males’ horniness.)

(2) Female short-nosed fruit bats in China’s Guangdong Province show their preference for certain males by fellating them, according to an October journal article.

Researchers observed that licked males were able to copulate longer, thus improving the likelihood of insemination.

TRAY THREE IS OUT OF SPLEENS Later this year, manufacturer Organovo, of San Diego, will begin shipping its $200,000 ink-jet-type printers that create

living organs for patients needing transplants. The 3-D “bioprinter� works by spraying extracted microscopic cells on top of each other, in pass after pass. On the bioprinter’s equivalent of a sheet of paper, and under laboratory conditions, the cells fuse together and grow for weeks until an organ substantial enough for research use is created (and ultimately, substantial enough for human transplants). The bioprinter is faster than growing such organs from scratch, which scientists at the Wake Forest Institute for Regenerative Medicine have been doing for several years.

STICK-DOWN If you’re wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun and walk into a store to rob it, but there are no employees there to rob, and you abort, is that an “attempted robbery�? Sanjuan Reyes, 22, and two teenagers were arrested in Joliet, Illinois, in January and charged with attempting to rob the Supermercado Viva Mexico. Two acted as lookouts while the youngest, wearing a ski mask and wielding an air pistol, entered the store. Apparently, the only employees on duty were in the back room. The boy waited for a minute or so, then bailed out, and the three fled empty-handed. Joliet’s deputy police chief said a crime was committed.

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I’m a longtime resident and I was unaware of some of the instances mentioned. Bravo to Barry Wurst II and MauiTime for enlightening us.

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Piilani is the most dangerous stretch of road on the island. People crash and burn there far more often than gets reported, largely from people speeding through intersections and heavily congested traffic trying to pass Linda, via mauitime.com because “left lane is passing lane.” But in certain areas the left lane lets you get to the Whoever did the research on this article left turn lane. This puts you in the path of made some mistakes. Papillon was never the oncoming, often speeding passing-lane filmed in Hana, let alone Hawaii. Spain and traffic. Then, to make matters worse, you Jamaica were the locations. No Hawaii shots. have traffic pulling out from the side roads Jurassic Park only filmed a part of the Maui in several places where no traffic control coast near Hana, namely the helicopter devices are. scene where They pull out Hammond into the center announces and stop. As they’ve arrived crowded as the and it cuts to road is, even a a shot of the 30mph speed helicopter zone does no approaching good. A smart the coast of man once said Isla Nubar.

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To the power-drunk mall security guard that told my eightyear-old son he couldn’t play on the big rubber sea creatures at the Kaahumanu Center cuz he was like a centimeter over the “you must be this short” sign: I’m sure it’s painful to have flunked out of real police school and be forced to patrol the food court with nothing but a walkie-talkie and fake badge, but next time how ’bout you don’t take it out on an innocent keiki who just wanted to have fun with his friends? ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/ehbrah36

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Barry Wurst II responds: My article, which was a labor of love, may not have touched upon every single project or scene shot on Maui. However, I stand by my research.

Regarding Papillon: according to records at the Maui County Film Office (which state that it was partially filmed in Hana) and the Internet Movie Database, Maui was indeed one of the shooting locations. As for Jurassic Park: the Maui County Film Office cited a background plate and not a helicopter shot.

I don’t recall the Blue Hawaiian Helicopter commercial you refer to, but I still know all the lyrics to Frank De Lima’s “Muhi Me” jingle. Pretty good, eh brah?

Re the March 11 Eh Brah!: What about the roads on the Big Island? You’ll be driving along at 50, then all of a sudden there’s a sign that says 35 so you slow down, and then once past the sign there’s another sign back up to 50! These are radar traps to catch anyone, local or tourist, whose speed might vary from the posted signs—must be the only way the police can raise enough money

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Drivin’ me crazy, via mauitime.com Re the March 11 Coconut Wireless and the “birther” controversy: According to Obama, he was born on the planet Krypton. I can send you the video if you want.

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THREE YEARS AGO, SIOBHAN WILSON AND HER HUSBAND WERE FLIPPING REAL ESTATE. NOW THEY RAISE BUTTERFLIES IN THE HILLS OF MAKAWAO—AND BUSINESS IS GOOD Words By Alyssa Haber-de Leon ✚ Photography by Sean Michael Hower

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few months ago, a man walked up my driveway and asked if he could catch one of the Monarch butterflies flitting around the crown flower tree in the front yard. He explained that he and his granddaughter loved butterflies, and that they had just spent several months in Arizona collecting them.

It took me a moment to understand what he meant—he and his granddaughter loved butterflies so much that they chased them with nets, caught them, asphyxiated them in jars and stabbed pins through their bodies.

Really, there has to be a better way to love.

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iobhan Wilson loves butterflies too, and three years ago she turned that love into a business. In a previous life, she and her husband bought and sold real estate on Maui. Then they purchased and revamped a plot of land in the hills of Makawao and, Wilson says, decided to make a significant change. And so the Maui Butterfly Farm was born.

From tiny white eggs to the dried wings of butterflies that have reached their natural end, Wilson celebrates the majestic insects without the use of pins. “A man came to me and told me I could make a lot of money catching, freezing and sending rare albino Monarch butterflies around the country,” she says. “But no—I couldn’t do it, I could never kill a butterfly.” Instead, she sells chrysalises (commonly referred to as cocoons) as gifts, provides adult butterflies for weddings and keiki education and offers consultations on how to grow a butterfly garden.

Wilson lives with her husband, four dogs, numerous cats, ducks—and butterflies. “All of the animals have their roles,” she tells me as we walk through the chilly morning air to visit the butterflies.

Chickens cluck and peck outside the door of a white mesh tent. “They want to come in and eat bugs,” Wilson says. “The chickens are great for pest control; they eat a lot of insects, but never butterflies.” A white duck sits calmly on the roof of the tent. “He’s hiding from the mallards, they pick on him,” Wilson explains.

“I was hoping it would be warm, then they’d be flying around,” Wilson says as she opens the door to the tent. Instead, the

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butterflies cling to the walls, slowly beating their wings to warm their tiny bodies.

A variety of plants in mismatched pots line the sides of the enclosure: milkweed, ragweed, bouganvilla. Siobhan turns over a leaf to show me the white eggs, smaller than a poppy seed, hidden underneath.

Caterpillars crawl around, munching on crown flowers. All flora in the tent serve a purpose, either as host plants for the eggs and caterpillars or a source of nectar for the mature butterflies. “We try to mimic their natural environment, so some plants are raised up like the forest canopy,” says Wilson. “And we have lots of purple, that’s their favorite color.”

The orange-winged creatures clinging to the tent walls all look the same to me at first, but Wilson points out two distinct varieties:

the famous Monarch with its white, orange and black markings, and the more delicate Gulf Fritillary, which is orange and brown and sparkles when Wilson holds it out to me in her open palm. “These are all females,” she says. “The males hatch a week earlier, so they’re already gone. These ones are going for a wedding tomorrow.”

This is the very definition of a sustainable business, with a naturally occurring product, renewable resources and virtually no waste. The butterflies are nurtured by Wilson and her husband from egg to caterpillar, chrysalis to butterfly, and are released to the wild during weddings and parties. “People ask me if they are homing butterflies—wouldn’t that be nice?” Wilson says with a smile. “But no, we just start all over again.”

he butterfly life cycle repeats endlessly and so does the business cycle of the butterfly farm. It begins with Siobhan collecting wild specimens and bringing them into her carefully planned habitat. (Her permit allows her to collect only from private land.) With the right combination of host and nectar plants, the butterflies will breed.

“In the wild, they lay two or three eggs. In captivity, we can get up to one hundred,” she says. “And the survival rate of these eggs goes from 2 percent to 95 percent.

“I try to collect them when they’re eggs,” Wilson continues, “and check for caterpillars every day when they’re hatching.” We watch as a Monarch caterpillar chews slowly on a leaf. “I’ll come back when you leave and get these,” she says.

The caterpillars are moved inside of Wilson’s house and placed in small plastic containers in groups of two or three. In most houses, plastic storage containers stacked on shelves would contain snacks, but here they’re filled with leaves, eggs, bulbous caterpillars and delicate chrysalises. By keeping them inside, Wilson explains, she can prevent disease outbreaks and make sure they’re well fed.

The Monarch butterfly is decorated with a web of orange and black and the caterpillars are striped yellow and black, but in this colorful life cycle the grass-green chrysalis with its sparkling golden bands stands out.

Dangling from a small branch, the fragile, jellybean-sized cocoons are either nurtured to fruition at the butterfly farm or packaged into pyramid-shaped cardboard containers and sold as wedding or party favors. After my visit to the farm I brought one home, hoping that the over-enthusiastic love of my toddler wouldn’t keep the butterfly from completing its metamorphosis.

There are many factors aside from toddlers that prevent chrysalises from developing. The strangest and most violent is an invasive wasp that lays its eggs inside the butterfly eggs. As the invaders grow, they devour the butterfly and burst out like bizarre aliens from the chrysalis.

In the wild, butterflies that survive long enough to emerge hang limply below their leafy home and slowly warm to the world.

Most butterflies migrate, with groups moving thousands of miles from north to

“A man came to me and told me I could make a lot of money catching, freezing and sending rare albino monarch butterflies around the country,” says Wilson.

“But I could never kill a butterfly.” south and back as the weather changes, but Hawaiian butterflies don’t do this. Both our uniquely isolated geography and temperate weather make migration unnecessary.

Wilson’s butterflies have another job.

Some monarchs occupy “the butterfly tent,” a mobile habitat she uses to educate children.

“The preschool kids enjoy it the most,” she says. “The older ones are less impressed.” The Monarchs and Gulf Fritillaries Wilson sells for weddings and other events can be placed on tables as a living alternative to traditional flower displays or released by newlyweds and guests in lieu of rice. “On Maui, we’re a bit behind the trend,” says Wilson. “On the Mainland, butterflies at weddings are quite popular, but here, people are still surprised by the idea.”

Though no butterflies are killed at the butterfly farm, they do die. After laying their eggs on the underside of host plants’ leaves, they float slowly to the floor of the tent. Wilson collects the wings and sends them to a jeweler on Oahu who ensconces them in glass and metal and sells them as earrings and necklaces.

Despite its unusual nature—or perhaps because of it—the Maui Butterfly Farm is growing, even in this economy. Future plans include a booth at the Saturday swap meet in Kahului. Wilson also wants to start breeding native butterflies. “I’m licensed to do it, but so far, no one seems interested,” she says. Those flashy Monarchs and Gulf Fritillaries are stealing the show from their native counterparts.

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ecently, I walked past the cardboard pyramid housing our Monarch chrysalis and noticed a change. Wilson told me it would hatch quickly, and as the days passed I became convinced that my son had been a little too rough with it. But there it was: the butterfly, hanging next to the clear shell of its chrysalis, its wings stuck together.

After a heated debate about letting the butterfly loose in our house, we took Wilson’s advice and released it outside in the warm Wailuku afternoon.

The young butterfly crawled onto my finger. I admired its deep black, fuzzy body as I nervously helped my son hold it on his arm, keeping an eye out for any sudden movements. We watched together

as the creature’s wings began to move. It fluttered several times, then zig-zagged through the air, coming to rest in a mango tree right next to the crown flower—a perfect place for a butterfly to be.

My son cried a little, hoping his new pet would come home. I tried my best to explain the importance of letting things you love go free. I’m not sure he understood. I’m not sure I do either. But it’s a good lesson. ■

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Owner and Chef Bev Gannon with the special of the night—walu.

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cclaimed Chef Bev Gannon is noted for being one of the founders of the Hawaii Regional Cuisine movement.

On Maui, she’s the force behind the famous Haliimaile General Store and Joe’s Bar & Grill in Wailea. Given her reputation, her new South Maui venture—in the former Sea Watch location—has a lot to live up to. The good news: it meets, and perhaps even exceeds, expectations.

Upon entering, you’re greeted by ultra-modern décor and a warm, inviting atmosphere. The light fixtures alone are something to marvel at. Bev credits this feature to her husband, a lighting technician who spent his career lighting rock shows.

Seating is either inside or out on the lanai.

If you come before 6:30pm, choose the lanai for a blazing Wailea sunset and spectacular view of Molokini.

If you’ve dined at one of Gannon’s restaurants before, you won’t be let down; if this is your first experience, you’ll be wowed. A must-try is the crab, lobster and tomato tower. Cucumber avocado rolls are topped with a wasabi-vinegarette glaze and succulent crab salad, fresh heirloom tomatoes and, finally, lobster. Cutting into the tower gradually is “the only way to fully enjoy the richness of each layer,” Gannon says.

The wine list is extensive enough to satisfy even the staunchest connoisseur. If you like reds, the Sinskey Merlot is a fullbodied selection that will compliment any of the meats on the menu. If you lean more to the white side and/or are ordering fish, I’d recommend the crisp, sweet Laird Family Estate Pinot Grigio.

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Last stop, dessert. I have a huge sweet tooth anyway, and it doesn’t help when the menu has treats like chocolate cake, Kailua black coffee mousse and vanilla bean ice cream cake. For research purposes (of course) we decided to cave in to the chefrecommended ice cream cake with cherry compote. It tasted great, and revealed an unexpected fact about Gannon.

“I remember growing up with vanilla bean ice cream cake and it was my absolute favorite,” the famed chef told us. “Plus, I’ve never really been a big fan of chocolate.” Who knew? ■ Got a hot food scoop? Call 808-280-3386 or fax to 808-244-0446.

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by Ynez Tongson

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Legends of the Paul He may be funny, he may be famous, but the iconic comedian once came in third in Hawaii Paul Rodriguez

briefly entertained the idea of becoming a lawyer. But, he adds, “All the lawyers I know aren’t funny. If you don’t pass the bar exam, you can’t be a lawyer. If you’re a comedian, you don’t pass the bar—you stop and drink.

Besides, you get to meet more girls.”

When he isn’t busy looking at himself naked, hanging with A-list celebrities or meeting chicks, Rodriguez is the chairman of the California Latino Water Coalition, which advocates conservation and the water rights of farmers in the San Joaquin Valley. He’s been given a humanitarian honor by Harvard University and received commendation from California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger. “It was pretty interesting meeting the guy,” says Rodriguez. “We both spoke through interpreters.” Turning serious, he says he “would give up all these honors and everything, if we could just get water to these farmers.”

Rodriguez is also a passionate family man. He speaks admiringly of his son, pro-skater P-Rod (Paul Rodriguez, Jr.). “If he’d been a comedian, he would have been number one, not seventy-four,” he says.

“Everything he touches turn to gold. Next time I see him, I’m going to get him to touch me on the top of the head.

“I’m really lucky,” he continues. “I’ve got two great kids, who make more than I do, and have more know-how. You know, they’re paying their own child support!”

Maui gig: Sunday, March 21, 9pm at The Maui Theatre, Lahaina, 856-7973 or themauicelebrityseries.com Web site: paulrodriguez.com Essential stuff: Live in San Quentin, The Original Latin Kings of Comedy, Comedy Rehab

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ere at MauiTime, we’ve got entertainment down to a science.

We’ve even got an underground laboratory full of interns cranking out the funny. Sure, every so often, one breaks out of its cage, voice hoarse from screaming, eyes bleeding, but hey…there’s no “I” in “laboratory.” (But, there is “lab” and “rat.”)

Usually the lab is chaotic, filled with the sound of wailing and gnashing teeth and soft undertones of tortured sobbing. The air is heavy with the stench of despair, burnt coffee and stale pizza. However, this day was different. On this fateful morning, we heard the faint sound of laughter. We clambered down the hidden stairs and found the interns lying prostrate, huddled around an image of Paul Rodriguez. We knew we had found our A&E article for the week.

Rodriguez got his comedy start in Hawaii. He entered a contest, judged by the legendary Don Ho. “I thought I had won, you know?” he remembers. “When they announced I was third, the whole audience booed. After that, I cashed my plane ticket home and got drunk. When I woke up, I was stranded in Hawaii.”

After six months in the Aloha State— spent doing standup “in that pink hotel [Royal Hawaiian Hotel]” and hanging around comedy greats like Andy Bumatai— Rodriguez left with the goal of becoming the “Andy Bumatai of LA.” Back on the Mainland he excelled as a comic and hosted several shows, including The Newlywed Game. “I did it just because I needed the money,” he says. “They gave the cheapest prizes. Once, this guy came up to me and said, after he had been on the show, he and his wife got divorced. It was terrible.”

More recently, he starred in and produced

greatest stand-up comedians of all-time.

With all these achievements, does Rodriguez see himself as funny? “Sure I’m funny—funny looking!” he says. “I laugh every day when I see myself naked in the shower.”

standup,” he says. But he does speak fondly of “hanging out with Clint Eastwood and Anthony Hopkins” and calls meeting Russell Crowe “humbling.”

If Rodriguez hadn’t become a comedian,

When he isn’t busy looking at himself naked, hanging with A-list celebrities or meeting chicks, Rodriguez is the chairman of the California Latino Water Coalition.

The Original Latin Kings of Comedy along with fellow greats Cheech Marin and George Lopez. In 2004, Rodriguez ranked 74th on Comedy Central’s list of the 100

While Rodriguez has done extensive work in movies and television, he thinks of himself as a comedian first and foremost.

“I do movie roles so I can get attention as a

he says, he’d “probably be in jail or broke, unemployed and unhappily married with eight kids.” Strangely enough, before becoming a full-time entertainer, Rodriguez

Asked if he wants to say anything to the citizens of the Valley Isle, he replies simply, “I’m coming, Maui—get ready!”

If the reaction of our still-comatose interns is any indication, you should get ready indeed. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/a&e36

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Film Critique

by Barry Wurst II barry@mauitime.com

Kid Schlock Smart graphic novel gets the ‘Hannah Montana’ treatment Diary of a Wimpy Kid

★★★★★

Rated PG/91 min.

Jeff Kinney’s hilarious Web comic Diary of a Wimpy Kid became a series of bestselling graphic novels that dealt with the hardships of a middle school student named Greg Heffley. I’ve read the books and they’re brilliant in the way they tap into the universal horrors of pre-teen life and extract humor from the most painfully embarrassing, relatable moments. We’re not talking Watchmen, but the graphic novels are among the funniest and most readable I’ve come across. The books are for everyone, while the movie, which Kinney produced, is strictly for kids.

Heffley is played by Zachary Gordon. His performance, like nearly everyone else’s, is on a snarky, glib, Nickelodeon sitcom-level.

What was a clever satire on paper is now just a broad kiddie comedy.

The plot is a patched-together highlight reel from the comics: Greg getting tortured

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Ah gym class, where lifelong neuroses are born.

by his wicked older brother (a funny Devon Bostick), the rise in social status of Greg’s nerdy best friend Rowley (winningly played

by Robert Capron), enduring safety patrol duty, being clueless with the opposite sex and the dreaded “cheese touch,” a cootielike condition brought on by touching

a long-gestating slice of cheese on the playground. Some of this is smile-inducing, but most of it made me wish I was reading the books instead of watching a secondrate adaptation. Kinney’s comic is a series of stick-figure drawings, which the movie sometimes recreates. The brief animated

interludes are stronger than the live-action footage, which is oddly more cartoonish.

Considering how many truly great films there are that deal with the awkwardness of being a little boy—like The 400 Blows, A Christmas Story or Lucas (which had a career-best performance from the late Corey Haim)—this seems like a waste of a good idea. Why couldn’t the filmmakers have tried to do something smart and honest? Where the Wild Things Are and even Home Alone made richer observations about growing up and learning tough life lessons along the way.

Don’t kids deserve better than obvious, easy gags about all things gross and grody?

Boogers and bodily functions get co-star billing, and the desired effect is achieved: the kids at the preview screening I attended laughed throughout. There’s something to be said for that, but it’s too bad that a genuinely smart subject got dumbed down for the Hannah Montana crowd. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/film36

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New This Week DIARY OF A WIMPY KID - PG - Comedy - An adaptation of the popular graphic novel about a pre-teen enduring the horrors we all endured.

But now it’s funny, because it’s happening to someone else. 91 min.

REPO MEN - R - Thriller - A dude who bought a vital organ on credit falls behind on his payments. And you thought having your house repossessed was bad. Jude Law and Forest Whitaker star. 111 min.

THE BOUNTY HUNTER - PG13 - Action, Comedy What if you were a bounty hunter, and you found out your next target was your ex-wife? And your ex-wife was Jennifer Aniston? Then you’d be Gerard Butler and this movie would be about you. 110 min.

THE GHOST WRITER - PG13 - Drama - A writer is hired to pen the memoir of a high-profile politician and discovers a few skeletons lurking in the closet. The dude who wrote ‘Going Rogue’ can relate. Ewan McGregor and Pierce Brosnan star; Roman Polanski directs. 128 min.

THE WIGGLES BIG BIG SHOW - G - Family - A concert movie for preschoolers, starring the peppy Australian crew. May also appeal to stoners, but please: don’t scare the children. 86 min.

TO SAVE A LIFE - PG13 - Drama - A tragic event causes a star athlete to reexamine his life and values. Tiger Woods can relate. 120 min.

Now Showing A SINGLE MAN - R - Drama - After the sudden death of his partner, an English professor tries to go about his typical day in Los Angeles. Colin Firth and Julianne Moore star. 99 min.

ALICE IN WONDERLAND (3D) - PG - Fantasy - Tim Burton’s take on the childhood classic. A teenage Alice is reunited with the magical world from her childhood, where she meets her old friends and learns the reason for her return: to end the Queen of Hearts’ s reign of terror.

Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter and Anne Hathaway star. 109 min.

AVATAR 3D - PG13 - Fantasy - A paraplegic war veteran is brought to the planet Pandora, which is inhabited by the Na’vi, a humanoid race that’s seriously in tune with nature. Cultures clash over a precious resource and some hot interplanetary sex ensues. Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana and Sigourney Weaver star. 156 min.

BROOKLYN’S FINEST - R - Drama - Three unconnected Brooklyn cops wind up at the same deadly location after enduring extremely different career paths. Richard Gere, Wesley Snipes, Ethan Hawke and Don Cheadle star. 148 min.

CRAZY HEART - R - Drama - “Bad” Blake is a hardliving country music singer who’s had way too many marriages, too many years on the road and one too many drinks. And yet, he can’t help but reach for salvation in the form of Jean, a journalist who discovers the man behind the musician. Maggie Gyllenhaal and Jeff Bridges star. 112 min.

DEAR JOHN - PG13 - Drama - A conservative college student falls for a young soldier who is back home on leave. Channing Tatum and Amanda Seyfried star. 108 min.

FROM PARIS WITH LOVE - R - Action - A young employee of the U.S. Ambassador’s office in Paris teams up with an American spy to stop a group of terrorists planning to attack the city... and they aren’t showing any merci. Jonathan Rhys Meyers and John Travolta star. 95 min.

GREEN ZONE - R - Action - An inspired-by-true events war flick featuring CIA agents, WMDs, explosions, etc. Matt Damon stars. 115 min.

OUR FAMILY WEDDING - PG13 - Comedy - Two families--one African-American one Hispanic-try to blend ahead of their children’s nuptials.

Stereotype-skirting shenanigans presumably ensue. Oscar-winner Forest Whitaker and nonOscar-winner Carlos Mencia star. 90 min.

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF - PG - Action - A teen discovers he is a descendant of a Greek God and sets off on an adventure, presumably stopping on the way to settle a few scores with bullies.

Rosario Dawson, Pierce Brosnan, Uma Thurman and Logan Lerman star. 134 min.

REMEMBER ME - PG13 - Drama - Young lovers are united by tragedy, poignant moments are shared and the dude from Twilight tries to be known as something other than the dude from Twilight. 112 min.

SHE’S OUT OF MY LEAGUE - R - Comedy Average Shlub meets Hot Chick and the two inexplicably hook up. Also known as: every domestic sitcom ever. 104 min.

SHUTTER ISLAND - R - Thriller - In 1954, U.S. Marshal Teddy Daniels investigates the strange disappearance of a murderess who escaped from a hospital for the criminally insane. Martin Scorsese directs; Leonardo DiCaprio and Mark Ruffalo star. 138 min.

COP OUT - R - Comedy - An NYPD cop’s rare baseball card gets stolen. Since it is his only hope to pay for his daughter’s upcoming wedding, he recruits his partner, a gangster, to track down the thief. Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan and Adam Brody star. 110 min.

THE CRAZIES - R - Horror - Horror flick about a small Iowa town, whose locals are plagued by insanity and death after a mysterious toxin poisons their water supply. Timothy Olyphant and other D-list actors. 103 min.

THE HURT LOCKER - R - Action - An elite Army bomb squad unit lives and dies in a place where everyone is a potential enemy and every object could be a deadly explosive. Jeremy Renner and Guy Pearce star. 131 min.

WHEN IN ROME - PG13 - Comedy - Do as the teeny boppers do! A New York girl heads to Italy, where she gets chased by an array of cute boys.

Sounds like my trip, only substitute “cute boys” with “pick-pocketing gypsies.” 91 min.

So then the priest says, “That is my hand.” (Repo Men)

SHOWTIMES FRONT STREET THEATER 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue), Brooklyn’s Finest-R-THU (4:00) 6:45, 9:45 Diary of a Wimpy Kid-PG-FRI (4:00) 6:30, 9:00. SATSUN (1:30) 4:00, 6:30, 9:00. MON-WED (4:00) 6:30, 9:00.

Repo Men-R-FRI (4:45) 7:15, 9:45. SAT-SUN (2:15) 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. MON-WED (4:45) 7:15, 9:45.

She’s Out of My League-R-THU (4:30) 7:00, 9:30.

FRI (4:15) 6:45, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:15) 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. MON-WED (4:15) 6:45, 9:15.

Shutter Island-R-THU (4:00) 6:45, 9:45 The Bounty Hunter-PG13-FRI (4:30) 7:00, 9:30. SATSUN (2:00) 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED (4:30) 7:00, 9:30.

The Crazies-R-THU (4:15) 6:30, 9:00 KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 1-800-3263264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), Alice in Wonderland-PG-THU 11:00, 12:00, 1:30, 2:30, 4:00, 5:00, 6:30, 7:30, 9:00, 10:00. FRI-SAT 12:15, 2:45, 5:15, 8:00, 10:30. SUN-WED 12:15, 2:45, 5:15, 8:00.

Alice in Wonderland 3D-PG-THU 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. FRI-SAT 11:15, 1:45, 4:15, 7:00, 9:30. SUN 11:15, 1:45, 4:15, 7:00. MON-WED 11:15, 1:45, 4:15, 7:00, 9:30.

Brooklyn’s Finest-R-THU 11:15, 2:05, 4:55, 7:50, 10:35 Diary of a Wimpy Kid-PG-FRI 11:10, 1:15, 3:20, 5:25, 7:35, 9:35. SAT 11:10, 1:15, 5:25, 7:35, 9:35. SUN 11:10, 1:15, 5:25, 7:35. MON-WED 11:10, 1:15, 5:25, 7:35, 9:35.

Green Zone-R-FRI-SAT 11:50, 2:20, 4:50, 7:25, 9:55. SUN 11:50, 2:20, 4:50, 7:25. MON-WED 11:50, 2:20, 4:50, 7:25, 9:55.

Repo Men-R-FRI-SAT 12:05, 2:30, 4:55, 7:20, 9:45.

SUN 12:05, 2:30, 4:55, 7:20. MON-WED 12:05, 2:30, 4:55, 7:20, 9:45.

Shutter Island-R-THU 11:00, 1:55, 4:50, 7:45, 10:40 The Bounty Hunter-PG13-FRI-SAT 11:45, 2:10, 4:35, 7:05, 9:25. SUN 11:45, 2:10, 4:35, 7:05. MON-TUE 11:45, 2:10, 4:35, 7:05, 9:25. WED 11:00, 1:25, 3:50, 6:15, 8:40.

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), Alice in Wonderland-PG-THU 11:45, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. FRI-SAT 11:45, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. SUN 11:45, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15. MON-WED 1:10, 3:35, 6:00, 8:25.

Crazy Heart-R-THU 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30 Green Zone-R-THU 11:35, 2:05, 4:35, 7:05, 9:35.

FRI-SAT 11:35, 2:00, 4:30, 7:05, 9:35. SUN 11:35, 2:00, 4:30, 7:05, 9:35. SUN 11:35, 2:00, 4:30, 7:05.

MON-WED 1:05, 3:35, 6:05, 8:35.

The Bounty Hunter-PG13-FRI-SAT 12:00, 2:25, 4:50, 7:20, 9:40. SUN 12:00, 2:25, 4:50, 7:20. MONWED 1:25, 3:50, 6:15, 8:40.

The Hurt Locker-R-THU 11:00, 1:45, 4:30, 7:20, 10:00 To Save a Life-PG13-FRI-SAT 11:45, 2:10, 4:35, 7:00, 9:25. SUN 11:45, 2:10, 4:35, 7:00. MON-WED 1:00, 3:25, 5:50, 8:15.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm), Avatar 3D-PG13-THU (3:30, 4:00) 7:00, 7:30. FRI (12:00, 12:30, 3:30, 4:00) 7:00, 7:30. SAT-SUN (12:00, 12:30) 3:30, 4:00, 7:00, 7:30. MON-WED (3:30, 4:00) 7:00, 7:30.

Dear John-PG13-THU (2:00, 4:35) 7:05, 9:40 From Paris with Love-R-THU (2:50, 5:10) 7:25, 9:50.

FRI (12:35, 2:50, 5:10) 7:25, 9:50. SAT-SUN (12:35, 2:50) 5:10, 7:25, 9:50. MON-WED (2:50, 5:10) 7:25, 9:50.

Green Zone-R-THU 11:45, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45 Our Family Wedding-PG13-THU (1:55, 4:20) 6:45, 9:10. FRI (1:55, 4:20), 6:45, 9:10. SAT-SUN (1:55) 4:20, 6:45, 9:10. MON-WED (1:55, 4:20), 6:45, 9:10.

Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Lightning Thief-PG-THU (1:45, 4:30) 7:15, 10:00. FRI (1:45, 4:30) 7:15, 10:00. SAT-SUN (1:45) 4:30, 7:15, 10:00.

MON-WED (1:45, 4:30) 7:15, 10:00.

Remember Me-PG13-THU (1:30, 4:05) 6:40, 9:20.

FRI (1:30, 4:05) 6:40, 9:20. SAT-SUN (1:30) 4:05, 6:40, 9:20. MON-WED (1:30, 4:05) 6:40, 9:20.

She’s Out of My League-R-THU (2:00, 3:45, 4:30) 6:15, 7:00, 8:45, 9:30. FRI (1:15, 2:00, 3:45, 4:30) 6:15, 7:00, 8:45, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:15, 2:00) 3:45, 4:30, 6:15, 7:00, 8:45, 9:30. MON-WED (2:00, 3:45, 4:30) 6:15, 7:00, 8:45, 9:30.

The Cop Out-R-THU (3:25) 6:00, 8:35. FRI-SUN (12:50, 3:25) 6:00, 8:35. MON-WED (3:25) 6:00, 8:35.

The Crazies-R-THU (1:40, 4:05) 6:30, 9:00. FRI (1:40, 4:05) 6:30, 9:00. SAT-SUN (1:40) 4:05, 6:30, 9:00. MON-WED (1:40, 4:05) 6:30, 9:00.

The Ghost Writer-PG13-FRI (12:45, 3:40) 6:35, 9:30. SAT-SUN (12:45) 3:40, 6:35, 9:30. MON-WED (3:40) 6:35, 9:30.

When in Rome-PG13-THU (2:25, 4:40) 6:55, 9:15. FRI (12:10, 2:25, 4:40) 6:55, 9:15. SAT-SUN (12:10, 2:25) 4:40, 6:55, 9:15. MON-WED (2:25, 4:40) 6:55, 9:15.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day), Alice in Wonderland-PG-THU (1:30, 4:00) 6:30, 9:00.

FRI (1:30, 4:00) 6:30, 9:00. SAT-SUN (11:00, 1:30) 4:00, 6:30, 9:00. MON-WED (1:30, 4:00) 6:30, 9:00.

Green Zone-R-THU (1:40, 4:15) 7:00, 9:40. FRI (1:40, 4:15) 7:00, 9:40. SAT-SUN (11:00, 1:40) 4:15, 7:00, 9:40. MON-WED (1:40, 4:15) 7:00, 9:40.

Remember Me-PG13-THU (1:45, 4:15) 6:45, 9:20.

FRI (1:45, 4:15) 6:45, 9:20. SAT-SUN (11:15, 1:45) 4:15, 6:45, 9:20. MON-WED (1:45, 4:15) 6:45, 9:20.

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Diva and Conquer

Friday (March 19), 7pm, Makawao Union Church, Makawao, $20 donation/$10 seniors/keiki free

Saturday (March 20), 5:30pm registration/6-8pm party, David Paulâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Island Grill, Lahaina

From a buoy off Maui shoresâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;where whales are regularly observedâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;a hydrophone (underwater microphone) dangles into the depths. It captures male whalesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; songs (these baleen have a boys choir only) and transmits them via radio signal (2.4GHz FM beacon frequency, 100 milliwatts effective radiated power) from an antenna on the buoy unit Hokumoanalani, to a receiver at the onshore control center. Thereafter, by the power of the Internets, Hawaiiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s humpback songs can be listened to by up to 100 people at a time. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve even got an iPhone app ($2.99). But for this â&#x20AC;&#x153;entirely noncommercial, volunteer-basisâ&#x20AC;? project to continue, it needs support. Enter the benefit concert. Philosopher and musician David Rothenbergâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;pictured playing to whales from a Zodiacâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;who authored Thousand Mile Song: Whale Music in a Sea of Sound (and whose previous publication, Why Birds Sing became a BBC documentary), will headline the event. The kahauanu lake string styling of the group Keaolani will be accompanied by the skilled sways of Halau Wehiwehi o Leilehua, under Kumu Hula Leilehua Gordean Lee Bailey. And, during an improvisational meditation in motion with Mark Takaha of SpiritDance fame, interested audience members can participate in connecting to the whale world through movement. Whalesong.net.

The definition of â&#x20AC;&#x153;divaâ&#x20AC;? definitely relies on the context. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s an Italian word with roots in opera lingo (diva is to female lead, as divo is to male lead), evoking all that is divine. No wonder the word has survived since powdered wigs and is so easily applied to (a select few of) our modern celebritiesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;usually those with powerful pipes and an attitude to match. See, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the tricky thing about the term. Forever bound to bitchiness, those deemed â&#x20AC;&#x153;divaâ&#x20AC;?â&#x20AC;&#x201D;though talented and empoweredâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;infamously posses an exaggerated sense of entitlement.

But the word has also come to mean empowermentâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and empowerment is awesome! Also awesome: playing celebrity for a night. Limited to just 150 members, this monthâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s swanky Diva Club by David Paulâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Island Grill takes on all that is Tinseltown. Dress up, as paparazzi will shoot your glamour shot after a mini make-up enhancement

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Pop in the Name of Love

Sunday (March 21), 11am-3pm, Daddy O’s BarberShop, Kahului, Free

Sunday (March 21), 3:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC, Kahului, $36/$26/$21/$10, half-price for keiki

Your Flowbee will be forever lonely and those old clippers will no longer cut it after you read this: “all haircuts come with a hot lather neck shave and shoulder massage.” That’s in addition to your okole comfortably cruising in a pistachio-colored porcelain barber’s chair from 1924, complimentary Coke (or H20) and tunes piping out of a 1954 Seeburg Jukebox (you can even get one of those neat hot towel straight-razor shaves). Such is the service at Daddy O’s BarberShop, whose claim to fame is being Maui’s only old-fashioned barbershop. But sorry divas, this walk-in only joint is just for men. However, it’s befitting of a place bedecked with pinups and rock ’n‘ roll paraphernalia to “love cars and car people,” and this badass barbershop is hosting “the first big [car] show of the year”—and that’s for kane and wahine alike (keiki too). The Maui Classic Cruisers will be joined by the Maui Exotic Car Club in front of Daddy O’s Dairy Road location, boasting famed fuelinjected feats and treats like the Delorean from Back to the Future, the General Lee from The Dukes of Hazzard and a special appearance by Herbie the Love Bug, to the tune of oldies by Mr. Music, along with twist and hula hoop showdowns. So forget about your five o’clock shadow, McFly, and rev up your Sunday. Mauicarshows.com.

Still looking for ways to soften up your sugar pop, as compensation for some regrettable St. Patty’s debacle or perhaps lingering V-day failures? There’s no shame in aiming for clichés by taking her to an art gallery, then the orchestra (in fact, it’s rather classy). The prestigious juried show by the Art Maui organization celebrates its 32nd year—featuring 145 pieces by 125 artists.

With so much art to ogle, there’s plenty of opportunity to charm your lover with your oh-so-insightful interpretations and critiques (give it a shot… we’re all critics, right?). Having debuted on March 7 and running through April 2, this Schaefer International Gallery show is open daily from 11am-5pm (and it’s free). Then, cement your cultured-sweetheart status by attending “Orchestral Solos,” the second installment of the year by Maui Pops Orchestra, this Sunday only. Two major works are the focal point of the show—Capriccio Espagnol, composed by Russian Rimsky-Korsakov, inspired by the folk music of Spain, as well as Bolero, Maurice Ravel’s most famous composition. 242-7465, mauiarts.org/artmaui.com/mauipops.org.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS MAUI HUMANE SOCIETY’S 2010 FUR BALL “DISCO INFERNO” - an Evening at Kennel 54 - Sat, Mar 20.

Prepare to get your groove on with the Maui Humane Society at their annual Fur Ball Fundraiser for Maui’s homeless animals. Sure to be “Outta Sight,” featuring live & silent auctions, dance contest, jere’ ball and much much more. $25-$150. 5 p.m.-2 a.m. Grand Wailea Resort, 3850 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea; 808877-3680 x14; www.mauihumanesociety.org JUNGLE LOVE MAUI - Fri, Sat & Sun. Event featuring many great artist on Maui: Michael Kang, Felicia Rose, Shimsai, Scott Huckabay, Medicine for the People, Don Diego, Singing Bear, Divino and many more. Also includes workshops, ceremonies and speakers. $200-$225 for two days or $75 for day pass & keiki. Camp Keanae, 808-573-3007; www. junglelovemaui.com MAUI POPS ORCHESTRA PRESENTS ORCHESTRAL SOLOS - Sun, Mar 21. Join the Maui Pops Orchestra for an afternoon of exciting Orchestral Solos, a dynamic program highlighting musical works that include exceptional solo parts for various instruments. $36, $26, $21 front half of balcony and $10/back half of balcony. 3:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org PAUL RODRIGUEZ LIVE IN CONCERT WITH BRIAN EVANS - Sun, Mar 21. Features legendary comedian Paul Rodriguez, undoubtedly one of the most famous comedians in the world. Tickets on sale at groovetickets.com. Up and coming local comics Curtis “Chino” LaForge and King Martin will open the show with a ten minute set each. $22, $38, $55. 9-11 p.m. Maui Theatre, 878 Front St. (Old Lahaina Center), Lahaina; 808661-9913; www.themauicelebrityseries.com MAUI SPRING BAND CONCERT SERIES: LAHAINALUNA HIGH SCHOOL BAND - Tue, Mar 23. Enjoy an evening of quality entertainment with the Lahainaluna High School Band. This concert series is to provide a professional theater experience to school band directors, students and their families, featuring established musical programs in Maui’s middle schools and high schools. Free. 7 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-2427469; www.mauiarts.org

STAGE CIRQUE POLYNESIA - Daily. It’s Circue du Soleil meets Polynesian hula with amazing high-wire acts, aerial acrobatics and illusions, and mind-boggling contortionist and balancing-acts. New Special: Kama’aina Discount Buy One Get one Free tickets for Cirque De Polynesia. Locals buy one ticket for $65 and receive another absolutely free. $65. $129 Dinner & Drink; $75 VIP; $62; $52.50 Keiki. 6 p.m.

Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali; 808-667-4540; http://maui.hyatt. com/hyatt/hotels/index.jsp “THE SECRET LIFE OF GIRLS” - Every Fri & Sat, 7:30 p.m; Sun. 3 p.m. The Maui Academy of Performing Arts (MAPA) presents a powerful play in a candid and stark exploration of peer pressure and cyber-bullying among young teenage women.

Written by Linda Daugherty and directed by Sally Sefton-Johnston, the production includes a post performance discussion facilitated by experts on adolescent behavioral health. $12 Adults $8 Seniors & Students. Steppingstone Theatre, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave. Queen Kaahumanu Center, Kahului; “TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD” PLAY - Every Fri & Sat, 7:30 p.m; Sun. 3 p.m. Alexis Dascoulias de-

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scribes “To Kill a Mockingbird” as “theater that’s good for you” at a production meeting in 2008. This show demonstrates art of social importance. $15$18. 7:30 p.m. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-242-6969; www.mauionstage.com

groups. $12-$37. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; www. mauiarts.org JULIO IGLESIAS - Wed, Apr 21. Julio Iglesias’s Maui concert is part of the 2010 world tour, “Starry Night” - a tour without borders, performing in concerts on all five continents. $65-$95 and $125 (plus applicable fees). 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-2427469; www.mauiarts.org

TICKETS ON SALE JAKE SHIMABUKURO - Sat, Mar 27. Playing jazz, blues, funk, classical, bluegrass, folk, flamenco, and rock. Jake’s mission is to show everyone that the ukulele is capable of more than just traditional Hawaiian music. $12-$40. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808242-7469; www.mauiarts.org

ANNOUNCEMENTS BALDWIN HIGH SCHOOL BAND NEEDS DONATIONS FOR RUMMAGE SALE FUNDRAISER - Daily. The Baldwin High School band asks that anyone with stuff just lying around to donate to their rummage sale to take place. Please call for more information. Baldwin High School, 1650 Kaahumanu Ave., Wailuku; 808-984-5656 ext. 300; http://www. baldwinhs.k12.hi.us

PORTUGUESE KINGS OF COMEDY - Fri, Apr 2. Hawaii’s famous household names for comedy have teamed together to bring laughter throughout Hawaii, in this legendary comedy tour, as Bud Light, Gouvea’s Sausage, Midas, Leonard’s Bakery, The Portuguese Comedy Tour. $20 Pre-sale / $25 at the door. 7-10 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel, 170 West Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; (808) 877-0051

KEIKI KIWANIS CLUB OF VALLEY ISLE NEEDS SUPPORT - Daily. The Valey Isle Kiwanis Club is seeking sponsors, items, and vendors with keiki themed items for activities, for the “Valley Isle Keiki Fest” scheduled for April 10. Call for more information. Keolahou Congregational Hawaiian Church, 177 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-250-2777

DARRELL MANSFIELD - Sat, Apr 3. A performance

by Darrell Mansfield. He was inducted in Hohner Harmonicas Hall of Fame and is regarded today as one of the world’s finest harmonica players. His live performances are a must to see, and hear, for blues and harmonica fans world-wide. $15 presale & $20 at door. 9:30 p.m. The Hard Rock Cafe, 900 Front St., Lahaina; 808667-7400; www.hardrock.com LISA WILLIAMS: MESSAGES FROM BEYOND - Thu, Apr 8. Lisa Williams is an internationally acclaimed, Medium and Clairvoyant who has an amazing ability to communicate with loved ones and friends who have passed on to the other side. $48- $68. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org

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SAMMY HAGAR & THE WABOS CONCERT - Fri, Apr 9. Sammy Hagar & The Wabos (Sammy Hagar is the lead singer from Van Halen) playing at Castle Theater this April. $45-$65. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-2427469; http://mauivents.com/stage-screen/redrocker-maui-sammy-hagar-wabos-concert/ “AN EVENING WITH DAVID BENOIT & FAMILY II” - Apr 10. Buy your whole family tickets to enjoy the smooth jazz music of the talented Benoit Family.

Hurry and get tickets. They sell out fast. $25-$45; and a $5 discount available on all prices for kids, students. 10 a.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org 311 WITH IRATION AND THE THROWDOWNS Apr 10. Coming to Maui April 10th 311 with Iration and The Throwdowns. Come to Lahaina for a big, awesome show. Buy tickets at Hard Rock Lahaina, 808 Deli Kihei, Requests Music Wailuku and Wings Hawaii Paia. $35 & $40 at door. 4 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina; 808-6614685; www.kingmichelconcerts.com HAPA… HO‘ONANEA SERIES - Sat, Apr 17. Like the Hawaiian Islands, Hapa’s pan-Polynesian music is an amalgam of influences from ancient genealogical chants. Barry Flanagan and Nathan Aweau are Hapa, one of Hawai’i’s premiere music

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THE INAUGURAL VALLEY TO THE SEA HALF MARATHON AND 5K - Daily. The course starts in Iao Valley and finishes at Kalepolepo Beach Park on Saturday, March 27th. 7 a.m.Rudy Huber 808-2805801; http://www.valleytotheseahalfmarathon.com NAMI FAMILY TO FAMILY CLASSES - Wed. NAMI and MHA are co-sponsoring a free 12-week course designed for families of persons with major mental illnesses -- depression, bi-polar, schizophrenia, or OCD. Classes meet weekly until May 26th. For more information, or to register, call Bob or Harri. Free.

5-7 p.m. 808-572-3757 ALOHA ‘AINA CURRICULUM WORKSHOP FOR KEIKI - Daily. Educators looking for creative ways to inspire Maui’s youth to excel in their studies and to care for resources within their Ahupua are invited to participate in the Project Aloha Aina Curriculum Workshop. The hands-on workshop is available for grades 3-6. $20. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary Education Center, 726 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei HAWAIIAN CANOE CLUB RECRUITING - Mon. If you want to try paddling come on down and join us. Everyone is welcome, no experience necessary.

Free. 5 p.m. Hawaiian Canoe Club, Hoaloha Park, across from Ah Fook’s, Kahului; Timothy Lara 808283-2470; http://www.hawaiiancanoeclub.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, MAR 18 “STING OPERATION- LITTLE FIRE ANTS ON

MAUI” - A collaborative effort by the USGS Pacific Basin Information Node and the Maui Invasive Species Committee. The current situation with the little fire ant invasion on Maui will be discussed, as well as how to prevent other invasive, island-hopping pests. The program is free and open to the public, and will be held in the pool-side multi-purpose room. 7 a.m. Hannibal Tavares Pukalani Community Center, 91 Pukalani St., Pukalani; 572-8122 NEIL ABERCROMBIE JOINS SMS FOR “ADVOCACY IN ACTION” SERIES - The Governor, legislature, business leaders, and many others are making changes and developing future plans to move Hawaii toward energy independence. By working together, we’re forming connections that have a direct impact on how rapidly we move toward sustainability. Free. 6:30-8 p.m. Kihei Charter High School, 300 Ohukai Rd. #209, Kihei MAPA: LITTLE KEIKI SPRING BREAK DRAMA CAMP - Maui Academy of Performing Arts is offering 2 fun-filled drama camps over spring break: on the West Side and in Wailuku. $175. 8:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

Maui Academy of the Performing Arts, 2027 Main St., Wailuku; 808-244-8760; mauiacademy.org PICNIC WITH POKI - Every 3rd Thursday of the month under the shade of the monkeypod tree on the historic church grounds, enjoy live entertainment, hosted by Poki of KPOA 93.5 FM. Bring your friends and ‘ohana, something to sit on, and of course (no picnic complete without it), your mea’ ai (lunchtime grindz). Free. Kaahumanu Church, 808-244-5189 THURSDAY NIGHT YOUTH GROUP - Get together at Hope Chapel North Shore in the Haiku Cannery for a time of food, fun and fellowship. If you are between 9-18 then this is the place to come and make quality friends. Free. Hope Chapel North Shore, 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku; 808-575-2650; http://www. hopechapelnorthshore.org

FRIDAY, MAR 19 MAX THE ANCIENT CRYSTAL SKULL INRODUCTION - Learn about Max the Ancient Crystal Skull. $22 advance/ $30 door. 7-10 p.m. Studio Maui, Haiku Marketplace, 810 Haiku Rd., Suite 265, Haiku; 808-575-9390; www.thestudiomaui.com WHALESONG PROJECT - Philosopher and musician David Rothenberg is the author of Thousand Mile Song: Whale Music In a Sea of Sound, which tells the story of his attempts to play music live with humpback whales and the story of how whales and dolphins use sound in amazing ways. $20 Suggested Donation & $10 for Seniors. 7 p.m. Makawao Union Church, 1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808579-9261; www.muchurch.org WO HING MUSEUM AFTER DARK - Let the lights from the Wo Hing Museum draw you in for its special Friday hours of 1 to 8pm. With its usual day time hours 10am to 4pm, visitors have the unique opportunity to visit the museum and temple at night. $2 General Admission, Kids 12 and under free. 1-8 p.m.

Wo Hing Temple Museum, 858 Front St., Lahaina; 808-661-3262; http://www.lahainarestoration.org

SATURDAY, MAR 20 HE’UI BANYAN TREE ART AND CRAFT FESTIVAL - Maui’s selected artists show and sell their work under the reaching shade of Lahaina’s famous Banyan Tree. Live music to be enjoyed by all while shopping. Free. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, 649 Wharf St., Lahaina; (888) 310-1117, (808) 661-9175; www.visitlahaina.com SPRING INTO RENEWAL - Lives are changing right

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1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011

Fatman Scoop & DJ Koole $10; 10:00pm

March Madness House of S.I.N. w/DJ Del Sol & DJ CIA

889 Front St., Lahaina - 661-3111

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Hand Jive Jazz Trio “One Mo’ Time”

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1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

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GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

here on Maui through nutritional wellness and cellular renewal. Free event with tastings of nutritional supplements from Univera. Come welcome in the Spring with us. Free. 5-7 p.m. The Studio Maui, 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku; 808 298-1931 FARM TOUR AT LEILANI FARM SANCTUARY - Experience an unforgettable adventure in paradise, where visitors explore nature, meet friendly farm animals, and learn about the history of the land and the animals who reside there. Reservations required. $10 donation requested (tax-deductible). Leilani Farm Sanctuary, 808-298-8544; LeilaniFarmSanctuary.org HOLO-HOLO BOWLING CLUB’S 4-4 TEAM INVITATIONAL - Contact Fred Calhau Jr. 808-2987295. Maui Bowling Center, 1976 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku; 808-244-4596 MAUI’S BIGGEST YARD SALE - Farmers Market, crafts, food, artists, t-shirts, massages, and more.

Maui’s biggest yard sale every Saturday. Non profits can get free space to fundraise too. $35 a day. 7 a.m.-4 p.m. Old Kahului Shopping Center, 65 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 1-808-333-2478 MAUI’S SWAP MEET - From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, this place pretty much has it all. Killer produce market, too. Admission: 50 cents. 7 a.m.-1 p.m. Maui Community College, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-244-3100; http://www.mauiexposition.com THE DIVA CLUB MONTHLY EVENT (3RD SATURDAY OF EACH MONTH) - The Diva Club will be hosting a benefit for “Women Helping Women”. Event includes: Hors d’oevres, champagne, select cocktails & live entertainment. $15 For Diva membership or donation. 6-8 p.m. David Paul’s Island Grill, 900 Front St. Suite A101, Lahaina, HI, 96761, Lahaina; 808-662-3000; www.davidpaulsislandgrill.com

SUNDAY, MAR 21 HE’UI BANYAN TREE ART FESTIVAL SECOND DAY - Day two for the shady banyan tree art festival.

See Saturday’s listing for details. Free. 9 a.m.-5 p.m.

Banyan Tree Park, 649 Wharf St., Lahaina; (888) 310-1117, 808 661-9175; www.visitlahaina.com MAUI’S FIRST AND LARGEST CAR SHOW - The cars feature everything from Ford Model-T’s to Ferrari Testarossas, so there will be something for every

MON - Erin Smith; TUE - Drum & Bass, DJ AstroRaph; WED - Whatever Wednesdays, DJ Del Sol

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St. Patty’s Day with Kulture Klash 808

Bobby Lingraham

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Wavetrain $5; 10 pm

DJ Boomshot No Cover; 10pm

P.O.R.T.A.L. No Cover; 10pm

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Barefoot Monkeys

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Throw Back with DJ Big Mike 10 pm

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All Access DJ & Video Music - 10pm

Gina Martinelli Band

MON - S.I.N. w/ DJ EMIT; TUE - DJ EMIT; WED - Colin John Band

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Junior 10 pm

Billy & Bad Dogs Bartender’s Call

MON - Jordan; TUE - Jarod WED - St. Paddy’s Day Party

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MON- Free Pool ; TUE - Pool League WED - Open Mic Night

Jeff New Isle Style, Dinner & Dancing

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Curt Lee & Louise Lambert, Dinner & Dancing

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Happy Hour Sunday’s w/ DJ CIA

TUES - Willie K & his band $10 WED - Ladies Night $10

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Sunrise Saturdays w/ DJ Decka

Alika Nako’oka $7; 9:30pm

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car lover. If you have a classic, hot-rod, exotic, vintage, European or unique automobile please join us at the car show. Free. 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Dairy Center, 395 Dairy Rd., Kahului; www.mauicarshows.com

tive, common-sense ways to deal with defiant or outof-control teens. $25. 6-9 p.m. Baldwin High School, 1650 Kaahumanu Ave., Wailuku; Shevaun Bitzig 808984-5656 ext. 263; http://www.parentproject.com

E KOMO MAI POTLUCK DINNER - Celebrate with a potluck dinner, in recognition of Ka’ono’ula ahupua’a and the ancient village of Kalepolepo.

Clean-up and restoration of 100 year flood zone at Kulanihakoi Gulch from Kihei Road to Pi’ilani Hwy. No cover but bring a dinner dish. 4 p.m. Kihei Charter High School, 300 Ohukai Rd. #209, Kihei

WEDNESDAY, MAR 24

ECONOMIC SYSTEMS READER’S CIRCLE - Bring anything having to do with an economic system, i.e. a book, magazine or newspaper article or blog postings. This also could include the memoirs, biographies or autobiographies of economists. Novels that propose economic systems are great to read and talk about. The purpose of this circle is for participants to teach each other about economic systems. RSVP at http:// tinyurl.com/esrckahului.

Free. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-573-3250; http://www. readerscircle.org/results. php?country=1&zip=96732

“NEW CELEBRATION OF LIFE” TEMPLE OF PEACE SERVICES - Every Wednesday evening, a pot-luck, live ‘World Fusion’ music and ecstatic dance takes place at the Temple of Peace. Bring a healthy dish & a friend.

Let’s celebrate life together. Free. 6-7 p.m. Haiku Temple Of Peace, 575 Haiku Rd., Haiku; 808- 575-5220

ART MEET THE ARTISTS - Every day the Four Seasons’ resident artist will be on hand to discuss his or her work. Free. 8:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Four Seasons Resort, 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea; 808874-8000; www.fourseasons. com/maui/

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SHOE CONTEST ART SHOWING - Daily. See the entries to If the Shoe Fits contest; pairs of ecofriendly shoes. We want to use products that will help soften our impact on our planet (For example - plastic, cans, tires, etc.) Come on down and see what crazy ideas Maui locals had for footwear. Free. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Cafe Marc Aurel, 28 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-242-6969; www.mauionstage.com

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MAKAWAO TOWN JAMBOREE - sponsored by Makawao Town Merchants Association. Mike Carroll’s Community Service house band, other musicians will play outdoors “under the stars”. Free. 5-8 p.m. across from Rodeo General Store, 808-357-4943; rc@mauifuturearts.org

MONDAY, MAR 22 HULA SHOW - A most dazzling performance executed with the aim of helping to perpetuate the Hawaiian culture. Free. 10 a.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; http://www.queenkaahumanucenter.com

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“FABULOUS FEATHERS” ART EXHIBITION - Daily. Lahaina Arts Society presents a new show by Ellen Levinsky, who has been creating feather art and jewelry on Maui since 1979. Free. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Banyan Tree Gallery, 649 Wharf St., Lahaina; (888) 667-9175 32ND ANNUAL “ART MAUI” PRESENTS ART EXHIBITION OF MAUI COUNTY - Daily. Come join us to celebrate our local artists as they showcase their art, while being judged by Kenneth Bushnell, a Professor of Art Emeritus at University of Hawaii. Free. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.artmaui.com/

TUE - Pool Tournament WED - Ladies Night / DJ Dance Party ITS ALL TIKI BENEFIT TIKI ART EXHIBITION - Daily.

South shore Tiki Lounge wll be having a Tiki Art Show with featured artists: Scott Johnson, Marla Johnson, Rachel G, Ron Pitts, Reuben Cantere, Randall Rospond. and many more. Free. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. South Shore Tiki Lounge, Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-874-6444; www.southshoretikilounge.com NEW ART SHOW FEATURING: DAVID IVAN CLARK, TREMAIN SMITH AND MICHAEL KESSLER - Daily. Clark’s atmospheric oil works on stainless steel evoke quiet landscapes that invite the viewer’s eyes to horizons far beyond the physical borders of his paintings.His works have recently been featured at the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art. Free. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Paia Contemporary Gallery, 83 B Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-579-8444; http://www.paiacontemporarygallery.com WOW - Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live island music, gallery receptions, artist appearances and more. The Shops at Wailea, 3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea; 808-897-6770 x2; http:// www.shopsatwailea.com KIRK KUROKAWA & AL SCHWARTZ - Daily. Two masters of their mediums, Kirk Kurokawa and Al Schwartz have combined their creative talents into a comprehensive collection of artwork in an extraordinary exhibit being showcased. Free. 10 a.m.-6 p.m.

Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-5979; www.viewpointsgallerymaui.com CARRIE LEE BRADY GYOTAKU ART EXHIBITION Daily. Carrie’s nature prints are found in art collections worldwide and can be purchased in galleries throughout the Hawaiian islands. Described as energetic, yet sensitive, these fine, original prints are a unique translation between science and art. Free. 10 a.m.-6 p.m.

Maui Crafts Guild, 69 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-579-9697 ARTIST MORT LUBY PAINTING & ART SHOWINGS - Fri. Mort Luby will be painting on location and discussing his work at Maui Hands in Lahaina, all February and March. The Gallery will feature both his water color and oil paintings. Free. 4:30-7 p.m. Maui Hands, Lahaina, 612 Front St., Ste. D, Lahaina; 808-667-9898; http://www.mauihands.com ART NIGHT - Fri. Stroll through Lahaina Town’s many art galleries. Special gallery shows, with artists-in-action and refreshments. Each week features a different guest artist and this week’s artists

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HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

Danny & Alicia - No Cover

Kanaka Gamm No Cover

TBA No Cover

Danny & Alicia No Cover

Rampage - 9 pm

Na Koho - 10 pm

Keola - 9pm-1:30am

Karaoke 8pm - 1:30am

MON - Karaoke TUE - DJ Nexus; WED Open Mic with Black Powder

Sonido Inspiración Latino $7; 9:30pm

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Derick Sebastian & Josh 8-10 pm

Kanoa / Jessica Rabbit No Cover, 8pm

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Tony Ray Band/DJ

POP LIFE w/ DJ Daniel J

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136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

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1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

“My Adidas” Benefit

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MOANA CAFE

2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8644

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI Daily (except Thu). Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7 a.m.-7 p.m. Farmers Market Maui & Deli, 3636 Lower Honoapiilaina Rd., Lahaina; 808-669-7004 KAHULUI SHOPPING CENTER “GREEN DRAGON: FARMER’S MARKET - Every Sun, Tue & Wed. “Green Dragon” Farmer’s market feature arts, crafts, food booths and fresh Maui produce. Free. 7 a.m.-4 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 65 W. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului; ; gdmaui@hotmail.com MARKET AT OLD KAHULUI SHOPPING CENTER Every Tue, Wed & Fri. Farmers Market, crafts, food, artists, t-shirts, masssage and more. Non-profits can get free space to fundraise too. $35 a day. 7 a.m.-4 p.m. Old Kahului Shopping Center, 65 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 1-808-333-2478 FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - Every Mon, Tue, Wed & Thu. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Farmers Market of Maui, 61 South Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-875-0949 OHANA FARMERS & CRAFTERS MARKET - Every Tue, Wed & Fri. Vendors bring a plethora of juicy fresh fruit and vegetables to Ka’ahumanu’s Center Court every Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday. 8 a.m.4 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; http:// www.queenkaahumanucenter.com HO`OLOKAHI ARTS & CRAFTS FAIR - Every Tue & Fri. Fresh flower lei-making classes. 9-11 a.m.

Wailea Beach Marriot Resort & Spa, 808-879-1922 MARKET AT OLD KAULUI SHOPPING CENTER Every Sun, Thu, Fri & Sat. A market at Old Kahului shopping center Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays 8am till Pau. Starting February 2,2010 email for info gdmmaui@hotmail.com or call Bob 333-2478. No cost. 8 a.m.-6 p.m. Green Dragon Market, 239 Front St., Lahaina; 808-333-2478

WED - Open Mic Night No Cover, 9:30pm - 12:30am

DJ Pete 90X No Cover, 9pm - 12am

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

include the Twins, whose work will be on display.

Free. 8 p.m. Lahaina Town, 808- 661-6284

MON - Service Industry Night; TUES- Dolla Balla Night! WED - Sizzling Salsa Nights

Trouble Makers

71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999

844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

Karaoke w/ Joe No Cover, 9pm - 12am

Ryan Palma 9:30 pm - Close

MAUI BREWING CO.

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

X-Clusive Saturdays $10, 10pm-2am

MON-Service Industry Night WED- St. Paddy’s Day

The Ringo Show 9pm

UniFires 9pm

Dolla Drinks 9pm Parkway, Bldg P, Lahaina, 808-667-6636.

FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Farmers Market of Maui, 61 South Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-875-0949

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Fri & Sat, Farzad & Mike Madden 7 p.m.; Fri, Guest Performer 7 p.m.; Sun, Guest Performer 7 p.m.; Mon, Tracy Stile 7 p.m.; Every Tue & Thu, René Alonzo 7 p.m.

3350 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai , 808-667-0787.

ORGANIC FARMERS MARKET - Sat. Fresh produce that’s cheaper than the grocery store. 6 a.m. - 9 p.m. Eddie Tam Memorial Center, 931 Makawao Ave., Makawao

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9 p.m.; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:309 p.m.; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9 p.m.; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-0700.

DINNER MUSIC West Maui

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Sat, Jd & Harry 2:305 p.m.; Sun, Kilohana 2:30-5 p.m.; Fri, The J.D on the Rocks Band 2:30-5 p.m. Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Parkway Bldg J, Ka’anapali, (808) 661-4495.

CANOES - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6 p.m.; Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-0937.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Wed, Mark Burnett 4:30-10 p.m.; Thu, Mark Burnett 4:30 p.m.-10 a.m.; Fri, Harry Troupe 4:30 p.m.-10 a.m.; Sat, Scottie Rotten; Sun, Mark Burnett; Every Mon & Tue, Scottie Rotten. 811 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-4855.

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TUE - Dolla Drinks; WED - Dub Fire

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8 p.m. 100 Nohea Kai Drive, Lahaina, 808-667-1200.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8 p.m.; Mon, Benoit Jazz Works 5:30-8 a.m.; Tue, David Choy 5:30-8 p.m.

1 Bay Drive, Lahaina, 808-6696400.

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DUKES BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Garrett Probst 6-8 p.m.; Fri, Henry Kapono 4-6 p.m.; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Jack Oversized Productions 6-8 p.m.; Sun, Ernie & Miles 6-8 p.m.; Every Mon, Tue & Wed, Damien & Edee 6-8 p.m. 130 Kai Malina Parkway, Lahaina, 808-662-2900.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Ernest Pua’a Hawaiian Trio 6:309 p.m.; Wed, Ernest Pua’a 3-5 p.m.; Wed, Ernest Pua’a Hawaiian and Friends 6:30-9 p.m.; Thu, Ernest Pua’a 3-5 p.m.; Thu, Oversized Production 6:30-9 p.m.; Fri, Ernest Pua’a and Kawika Lum Ho 3-5 p.m.; Fri, Ernest Pua’a & Kawika Lum Ho 6:30-9 p.m.; Sat, Derick Sebastian with Special Guest 6:30-9 p.m.; Sun, Kawika 3-5 p.m.; Sun, Derrick Sebastian Trio 6:30-9 p.m.; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 3-5 p.m.; Mon, Derick Sebastian and Josh Kahula 6:30-9 p.m.; Tue, Jarret Roback 3-5 p.m. Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali

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MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF - Fri, Irish Aloha Fridays 7-9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front Street, Lahaina, 808-661-8881.

NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Wed, Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Series with Grammy-wnner George Kahumoku Jr. and Hawaii’s top slack key artists $39.99 7:30 p.m. 5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Napili, 808-669-6271.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Sat, Jazz on the Green 7-10 p.m.; Fri, Jawaiian Music 7-10 p.m. 200 Kapalua Drive, Kapalua, 808-669-9600.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, Greg DiPiazza 6-8 p.m.; Tue, Ah Tim Elenicki 5:30-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 808-661-8881.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Mon, Albert Kaina 7-9

p.m.; Tue, Kincaid Basques 7-9 p.m. 5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili, 808-669-1500.

South Maui BEACH BUM’S BAR & GRILL - Every Mon, Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5 p.m.; Fri, Tom Cherry/Mike F 5-9 p.m.; Sun, Kaleo 5-9 p.m.; Wed, Blue Brew BBQ 5-9 p.m. 300 Maalaea Rd. # 1M, Wailuku, 808-243-2286.

CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone 7:30-10 p.m.; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10 p.m. 555 Kaukahi St., Kihei, 808-879-2224.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Billy & The Bad Dogs 4-7 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-875-9669.

GIAN DON’S - Fri, Angie Carr 5-8 p.m.; Thu, Jeff New Island Style Music 5-7 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-4041.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Wed, Live Music 3:30-7 p.m.; Wed, Jordan Cudsworth 4-8 p.m.; Every Mon & Thu, Junior Lacuesta 4-8 p.m.; Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8 p.m.; Sat, Ryan Robinson & Wolf 4-7 p.m.; Sun, Dan & Ann 5-9 p.m.; Tue, Rick Glencross 4-8 p.m.

1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E, Kihei, 808-891-8010.

LONGHI’S WAILEA - Sat, Longhi’s. The Shops at Wailea, 3750 Wailea Ala Nui , Wailea, 808-891-8883.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Thu, Willie K 6:30-8 p.m.; Fri, Gail Swanson 6:30-8 p.m.; Sat, Jazz on the Blue 7-10 p.m.; Tue, Murray Thorne 6:30-8 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 808-874-1131.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Fri, Mango Pickers 4-6 p.m.; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6 a.m.; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4 a.m.-6 p.m.; Mon, Kanoa of Gomega 4-6 a.m.; Thu, Erin Smith 4-6 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-6444.

SPICES - Sun, The Crunch Pups 6-9 p.m. 2259 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-891-8860.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Tue, Tom Conway 4-6 p.m.; Wed, Cyrus Clarke 4-6 p.m.; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6 p.m.; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6 p.m.; Mon, Tom Cherry 4-6 p.m.; Mon, Tom Cherry and Mike Finkiewicz 4-6 p.m.; Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6 p.m.; Wed, Collin John 4-6 p.m.

1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei, 808-874-3779.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Taqueria Cruz.

2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112, Kihei, 808-875-2910.

TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE - Thu, Jazz

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MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

Pub Quiz @ 8:30pm & Dj Chili Dog

Ka’ena Elaban

Jazz On the Blue 7 pm

Celtic Tigers

MON- Acoustico; TUES- Tin Can Comedy w/ Shaggy; WED - Rick Glencross & S.I.N.

Sounds of Addiction 10 pm No Cover

Live Irish Aloha Friday 7 pm Johnny Ringo Nite - 10pm

Sounds of Addiction 10 pm No Cover

Ryan Palma 10 pm No Cover

MON- Bloodlines 10pm, TUES- Ryan Palma 10 pm WED- Lahaina’s Biggest St. Paddy’s Day Party

Entourage Fridays & “Drop it Low” Dance Contest

Maolii & Malino

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414

WED - Buck Night & All Access DJs 10pm

Smooth Jazz Sounds w/ Brian Cuomo & Friends, 7pm -10m

PINEAPPLE GRILLE

200 Kapalua Drv. Lahaina - 669-9600

SANSEI - KAPALUA

Free Karaoke No Cover, 10pm - 1am

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Damien Awai of An Den 10 pm

SANSEI - KIHEI

Free Karaoke No Cover, 10pm-1am

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SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

DJ Slackin; 10pm- Close

DJ Sonny No Cover, 10pm

DJ Magnetic No Cover, 10pm

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

Jamoid & The Bottom Heavy Band - 9pm

Hawaiian by Nature 9pm

Eli 9pm

Ah Tim

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Jeff New

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Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose No Cover, 9pm-11pm

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Paprazzi w/ DJ Kid C 9pm $10

Undone w/ QRoss 9 pm $10

Spunout w/ N8 Castro $10; 9pm

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Karaoke

Ladies Night All Access DJs

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MON- Karaoke TUES- Thirsty Tues, Free Karaoke WED- Karaoke

115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 -879-0004

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

STELLA BLUE’S

1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

TIFFANY’S

1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

TIMBA

505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873

WATERCRESS

Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350

WOW-WEE MAUI’S

333 Dairy Rd. #101, Kahului - 871-1414

Kanoa of Gomega No Cover, 10pm

MON - DJ Blast; TUE - Tequila Tuesday w/ DJ LX; WED- the ADD Twins

MON - Tom Cherry TUES - Tom Conway; WED - Colin John

Karaoke 8pm

With Phil And Angela Benoit 5:30-9 p.m.; Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9 p.m.; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9 p.m.; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:309 p.m.; Every Sun & Wed, Merv Oana 5:30-9 p.m.

3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., Kihei, 808-875-9983.

NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Sat, Coelho Morrison 7-9 p.m.; Sun, Andrew Kaina 7-9 p.m.; Thu, Kincaid Basques and Albert Kaiana 6:30-9 p.m.

Basques 7-9 p.m. All sets 6:30 or 7-9 p.m.

emony 5:30 p.m.

RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA One Ritz-Carlton Drive, 808-669-6200.

GRAND WAILEA RESORT & SPA 3850 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-875-1234.

HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA 200 Nohea Kai Dr., 808-661-1234.

Alaloa Lounge - Every Fri & Sat, Live entertainment 8-12 p.m.

Grand Dining Room - Sun, Live Hawaiian Music and Hula Performances 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m.

Central Maui

HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA - Daily, Cirque Polynesia 6 p.m.

ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT 2780 Kekaa Dr., 808-661-3611.

MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT 5400 Makena Alanui, 808-875-5888.

BEACH BUM’S BAR & GRILL - Tue, Randall Respond 5-8 p.m. 300 Maalaea Rd. # 1M, Wailuku, 808-243-2286.

CAFE MARC AUREL - Mon, Open Mic Night 7 p.m.

28 N. Market St., Wailuku, 808-244-0852.

CAFE O’LEI AT THE DUNES AT MAUI LANI - Fri, Phil & Angela Benoit 5:30-8 p.m. 1333 Mauilani Pkwy., Kahului, 808-877-0073.

CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY RESTAURANT - Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Friends of Bryan 5:30 p.m.; Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Menehune Music and Bryan and Friends 8-11 p.m.; Sun, Fausto’s Guitar 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Every Tue & Sat, Francois’ Piano 11:30 a.m.

500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului, 808-873-6555.

MAIN STREET BISTRO - Every Thu & Fri, Rythm & Blues with Freedom 5 p.m.-7 a.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 808-244-6816.

UpCountry Maui CAFE DES AMIS - Wed, Cafe Des Amis. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 808-579-6323.

GREEN BANANA CAFE - Every Tue, Thu & Sat, Polynesian Dance Coffee Luau 6 p.m. 137 Hana Hwy., Paia, 808-579-9130.

HANA HOU CAFE - Mon-Fri, Hana Hou Cafe. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku, 808-575-2661.

MAX WORLD BISTRO - Wed, Brooks Maguire 6:309 p.m.; Tue, Steve Sargenti 6:30-9 p.m. Ha’iku Town Center, 810 Kokomo Rd., Ha’iku, 808-575-2629.

MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Thu, Tony Ray Band “Swing Show” 6:30-8 p.m.; Fri, Randall 6:30-9 p.m.; Wed, Phil & Angela Benoit 6:30-8 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 808-579-9999.

Umalu - Daily (except Wed), Live Music 7-9 p.m.; Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-6 p.m.; Thu, Off Tomorrow 6-9 p.m.; Daily (except Wed), Live Music 4-6 p.m.

KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Kaanapali Parkway, (808) 661-0011.

Kanaehele Room - Daily (except Sun & Mon), “Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages” Kanehele Room 4:30-7 p.m.

KAANAPALI BEACH CLUB 104 Kaanapali Shores, 808-661-2000.

Ohana Bar & Grill - Every Sun, Thu & Sat, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-9 p.m.; Every Wed & Thu, Live Music 5:30-9 p.m.

KAANAPALI BEACH HOTEL 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy., 808-661-0011.

Tiki Bar & Grill - Thu, Daniel Palakiko 6-9 p.m.; Every Sun & Mon, Kealaoka’ (Jason Fundang) 6-9 p.m.; Daily, Hula Show 6:30-7 p.m.; Daily, Music by Lanui 6-9 p.m.; Every Tue & Wed, Leo Kane 6-9 p.m.

Tiki Terrace Restaurant - Sun, Ka’anapali Champagne Brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

KAPALUA RESORT 1 Bay Drive, 808-669-6400.

Royal Ocean Terrace - Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Live Hawaiian Music 6-8 p.m.

SHERATON MAUI 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy., 808661-0031.

Lagoon Bar - Daily, Live Music 6-9 p.m.; Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 6-8 p.m.; Daily, Cliff Diving Ceremony 6-8 p.m.

WAILEA BEACH MARRIOT RESORT & SPA 3700 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-879-1922.

Kumu Bar & Grill - Daily, Hula Dancing 6:30-9 p.m.

WAILEA MARRIOTT 3700 Wailea Alanui, 808-879-1922.

SUGAR CANE TRAIN 975 Limahana Place, 808-661-0088.

Mele Mele Lounge - Daily, Live Music 9-11 p.m.

Sugar Cane Train - Thu, Sugar Cane Train Dinner 5 p.m.; Daily, Ride the Sugar Cane Train 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

HOTEL HANA-MAUI 5031 Hana Hwy., 808-248-8211.

East Maui

WARREN & ANNABELLE’S 900 Front St.

Hotel Hana-Maui - Fri, Hula dancing 7-8 p.m.

Warren & Annabelle’s - Mon-Sat, Warren & Annabelle’s Magic Show 5 p.m.

Paniolo Lounge - Fri, Live music 6-9 p.m.; Every Sun, Wed, Thu & Sat, Live music 6:30-9 p.m.

WESTIN MAUI RESORT & SPA 2365 Kaanapali Pkwy., 808-667-2525.

Ono Bar & Grill - Fri, Brian Haia 6-9 p.m.; Sat, Keali’i Lum 6-9 p.m.; Sun, Raz Shaggai 6-9 p.m.; Wed, Scott Baird Duo with James DeBose 6-9 p.m.

Tropica - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, Benny Uyetake 6-9 p.m.; Every Mon & Sat, Mitch Kepa 6-9 p.m.; Sun, Keali’i Lum 6-9 p.m.; Tue, Steve Sargenti 6-9 p.m.

Merriman’s - Daily, Ranga Pae 6-9 p.m.

South Maui

MARRIOT MAUI OCEAN CLUB 100 Nohea Kai Drive, 808-667-1200.

BOTERO BAR & LOUNGE - Wed, Live Hawaiian Music 5:30-9 p.m.

Longboards Ka’anapali - Wed, Desmond Yap 5:30-9 p.m.; Sun, Miles Ahead Duo 8-11 a.m.; Daily, Solo guitarists and sunset hula dancers 5:30-8 p.m.

THE SHOPS AT WAILEA - Wed, Marti Kluth 6:30-8 p.m.; Wed, Jamie Lawerence and friends 6:30-8 p.m.

MAUI THEATRE 878 Front Street (Old Lahaina Center), 808-661-9913.

Makena Beach & Golf Resort - Sun, Live Music 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

FAIRMONT KEA LANI 4100 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808840-8402.

Fairmont Kea Lani - Daily, Live Music 5:30-9 p.m.

Maui Theatre - Mon-Fri, Ulalena 6:30 p.m.

Polo Beach Grille & Bar - Daily, Live Music 4-5 p.m.

RESORT SHOWS

NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT 5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., 808-669-1500.

FOUR SEASONS RESORT 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-874-8000.

West Maui

Sea House Restaurant - Every Fri & Sat, Kincaid

Four Seasons Resort - Daily, Tourch Lighting Cer-

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sign.language.astrology@gmail.com PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Many Pisces have problems with unexpressed anger. That’s not to say it’s healthy to fly into an unholy rage every time something goes awry, but keeping your irritation pent up is highly inadvisable. It can actually lead to physical health problems, as well as just set you up with resentmentfueled behaviors that don’t make your life better in any way, shape, or form. This week, focus on cutting loose with your feelings, even and especially if they’re negative ones. Restraint is okay; heavy-duty selfcensorship and suppression are big no-nos. Keep them to a minimum.

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) While your Piscean neighbors may have trouble clearly letting others know when they’re pissed off, you Rams frequently have the opposite problem: controlling your temper. I applaud that you’re willing to let loose with whatever you’re feeling, but there are times when this can get out of hand. Most Aries (or their friends) can name half a dozen times this has led to embarrassing or over-the-top situations.

I would never counsel you to shut down your feelings or hold them in; however, there are times— particularly this week—when taking them down a notch might be in order.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) There seems to come a point in virtually every woman’s life when she seriously considers whether or not she wants to have a child; naturally what she decides from there varies wildly depending on the individual.

My point is, however, that there’s something that makes this happen; call it a biological clock, if you wish.

I simply think it’s like anything else—having a baby is kind of a super power. If you had a super power, of course using it would cross your mind. Actually, I shouldn’t say “if;” you do, kind of. And if it hasn’t occurred to you to use it yet, you should spend some time this week considering exploring this side of yourself.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Every single human being you encounter or interact with is worthy of some kind of respect and a grain of your attention. Chattering away on the phone while ringing up your groceries sends a clear message to the cashier—one that reflects very poorly upon you. You don’t need to treat everyone you cross paths with as family, but moving a little in that direction sure wouldn’t hurt anyone—in fact, it’s likely to make you a happier, more loved and respected person. Try treating everyone—and I mean everyone—you talk to this week as a potential friend. Then take a minute to notice, at the end of the week, just how much happier you are (and how many more friends you have).

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) There’s no such thing as a soulmate. Or, if that thought’s too depressing for you, then consider this—if there are soulmates, then there are multiple possible soulmates for every single person. Hopefully, one of those two concepts will keep you from focusing too intensely on one person—especially when that kind of expectation could ruin whatever you do have. You can be very intense; you know this. Ultimately, whoever you’re going to spend a lot of time with has to be okay with that. However, that’s no reason to express that intensity every minute of every day; it can be exhausting for all concerned. Chill out this week—whatever that takes.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Most Leos are fairly high-maintenance. It’s hard not to be when you (secretly, perhaps) think of yourself as minor royalty. There may be nothing you can do about that; Leos aren’t astrologically wired to be as laidback and easygoing as your Sagittarian or Aquarian cousins. However, evolved Leos find ways to maintain themselves. That means not shoving the burden of treating you like royalty on others, but doing what you need to please yourself so that other people can simply enjoy you. You and I both know you’re not really low-maintenance; this week, strive to make sure that we’re the only ones in on the secret.

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) There you were, sprinting barefoot through the rice paddy, and you were somehow surprised that you got bitten by a snake? If you’re going to take foolish risks, at least be conscious enough to acknowledge (and perhaps even revel in) them. Don’t put on blinders and hope obliviousness will keep you safe. It won’t. Take the risks, or don’t, as you wish—all I ask is that you be aware of them and choose them. It’s your life and that choice is and always should be yours—just don’t let willful ignorance put you in danger you’re not, on some level, prepared for.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Take a break from striving for perfection. I know you like everything to be wonderful and it’s hard for you to just embrace the glaring imperfections in your life, but this week you need to do just that. They are, ironically, what make your life interesting and challenging. If everything were actually perfect, you’d either get totally bored, or—more likely—create new, even more nitpicky and annoying things to fixate on. Your life’s not so bad; this week acknowledge that and enjoy everything that makes it what it is—even and especially the stuff that you wish were different.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Read between the lines. You may think you’re seeing the whole picture, but that’s hardly a fraction of it.

What’s more important is what’s not being shown or said than what’s actually being presented to you.

You have an amazing ability to fill in the gaps; sometimes, however, you’re lazy about really tuning it up and making use of it. This week, get your practice in. Pay close attention to the subtext of the situation; if you’re savvy enough to grasp what’s really going on here, you’ll be in a position to dramatically improve your own circumstances.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Putting up walls between you and the world is a drag; however, it’s necessary when the world’s populated by brain-eating zombies. Naturally, most of the planet isn’t actually out to get you and consume your brain and eat your soul; but there are elements of it that will do exactly that, if you let them. Therefore, a few well-crafted psychic defenses are in order, especially this week. Make sure your walls are retractable or have sturdy builtin doors, though; you don’t want to be stuck with them up all the time. There are plenty of people you’d rather on this side of them—so while keeping yourself happy and safe, make sure you don’t lock them out.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Whatever you need to do to feel reassured, do it. Allowing your insecurities to rule the day would be extremely disappointing. You’ve got a lot of balls in the air right now, and in order to keep on juggling them you need to put your uncertainty aside and just trust that you’re able to keep it all together. You are—as long as you believe you are. Everyone has doubts and fears; what you need to do right now is assess what it would take for you to get over yours (preferably once and for all, but at least for the moment), and then set about asking for what you need, clearly and rationally.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Some people use the wealth of anecdotal evidence about unexplained phenomena (yeti, UFOs, ghosts) as practically proof that such things exist; however isn’t it just as possible (and more likely) that it’s simply evidence that the human imagination is incredibly vivid? One perspective represents a sort of hopeful viewpoint, the other a cynical way of seeing the world; both are similarly compelling and impossible to definitively prove. Consider that this week; since multiple perspectives have equal validity, why not adopt the one that simply makes you happiest, or represents the kind of world you most want to live in?

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