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MEET your MEAT Carnivores rejoice! FROM STEAKS TO STEW TO KALUA DUCK, WE’VE GOT YOUR FILL OF FLESH PLUS: AN INSIDE LOOK AT MAUI CATTLE COMPANY PG.10

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VOLUME 13 ✚ ISSUE 40

5 NEWS & VIEWS Coconut Wireless compares police pot positions. An Adjudication nominee sparks disapproval in LC Watch. Eh Brah! is steaming mad about fast-food coffee. Breast milk turns to cheese in News of the Weird. The

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Superferry keeps costing taxpayers in By the Numbers. Spin Cycle draws a line between LURF and beach access.

THIS WEEK’S QUESTION

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Describe your worst meat-related experience in four words or less.

Steaks, stews, ribs, BBQ‌are you hungry

Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com Beef ravioli, E. coli garnish

annual Food Issue and it’s all about meat.

Calendar Editor/Staff Writer: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com Purple hives, last date

cows come from Maui Cattle Company.

Data Managers: Philippa Tilley, Kaley Niemann

yet? Vegetarians avert your eyes—it’s our Plus: Nancy Kanyuk finds out why happy

Proofreader: Dina Wilson Horse and rabbit

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Contributors: Jessica Armstrong, Caeriel Crestin, Beau Ewan, Nancy Kanyuk, Doug Levin, Jared Libby, Greg Mebel, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Sara Tekula, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower Chicken-head soup, Taiwan Art Director: Chris Skiles (808) 281-8975 / chris@mauitime.com Spicy hot-wing colon fire Graphic Designers: Megan Baker, Amy Mendolia, Christina Tarleton

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26 FILM CRITIQUE Barry Wurst II says How to Train Your

Dragon soars when the humans are offscreen.

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The Week in Review HYPER LOCAL “We need to consider what drug prohibition has done to the vital profession of law enforcement. It has divided police officers from the communities we serve, alienated us from young people, sent our call-loads through the roof, placed huge financial strains on police budgets and, sometimes, my colleagues have been injured or murdered while enforcing these drug laws. Every police officer should question whether the War on Drugs is worth fighting, particularly when there are other policy options that would result in less crime, addiction, disease and death.â€? That was David Bratzer, a Canadian police officer and member of Law Enforcement Against Prohibition (LEAP), who I interviewed in January while he was honeymooning on Maui. Last week, some out-of-town cops visited the Valley Isle with a different message. As reported in The Maui News, members of the Los Angeles Police Department and the California Narcotic OfďŹ cers’ Association showed up for a “medical marijuana summitâ€? in Kahului, where they discussed the evils of decriminalization. As previously noted in this space, SB2213, a bill that would allow “compassion centerâ€? dispensaries, is currently moving through the legislature. Among the measure testimony is a letter from Jay Fleming, also of LEAP. Here’s an excerpt: “As a former officer, I know the voice of police is crucial in the dialogue about drug policy. But in the case of medical marijuana, physicians, caregivers, and patients are the ones who should be making decisions about medical care. It is inappropriate for the police to substitute our judgment for that of physicians and those in need of the care of

physicians.â€? Seriously, can we get some of these cops to move to Hawaii?‌. Want faster Internet? Don’t tell me—tell Google. The tech giant plans to pick one community to test an “experimental high-speed ďŹ ber network,â€? according to a missive from Akaku. To nominate Maui (the deadline is March 26) go to google.com/appserve/fiberrfi‌.. On March 19, the County issued two press releases. The first was about Mayor Tavares declaring March Women’s History Month, and featured a quote from the Mayor touting the “major rolesâ€? women have played “in shaping the future of our community.â€? The second release was a response by the County to a gender discrimination lawsuit filed last week by the Hawaii ACLU on behalf of three Baldwin High softball players and their coach. The suit names the state Department of Education (DOE) and the County, and claims the softball team is being forced to play on an inferior field, a violation of Title IX, also known as the Patsy T. Mink Equal Opportunity in Education Act. “The County does not discriminate on any basis,â€? says the release, adding that the County-owned field where the softball team practices “is in excellent condition and offers a number of amenities.â€? Last week, a judge disagreed and issued a preliminary injunction against the DOE and the County. According to the ACLU, a “court-appointed expert will recommend short term, immediate improvements to alleviate some of the more egregious disparities between the boys and girls playing fields.â€? This being Women’s History Month and all, that’s a good thing, right?‌.

LOCAL Last week I attended a media conference on Oahu with Publisher Tommy Russo, mostly to

hear remarks by John Temple, editor of the soon-to-launch Peer News. Peer News is the brainchild of eBay co-founder Pierre Omidyar of Oahu‌and that’s about all anyone knows. What will it look like? How will it fit into Hawaii’s rapidly shrinking media landscape? And, most essentially, how will it make money? Not by selling ads, said Temple. Instead, he said, they’ll encourage users to participate, along with reporter “hosts,â€? in creating and discussing issues in a forum that sounds like a heavily moderated, newsy version of Wikipedia (though Temple said that comparison may be misleading). As of this writing, the site remains under construction, but Temple said a launch is imminent. As a journalist, media consumer and Hawaii resident, I’m rooting for Peer News to succeed, even if I’m still not certain what, exactly, it is. If the idea is to get people to pay to read and interact with the news (I’m guessing, but as Temple said, “there are only so many business modelsâ€?) I must confess I have my doubts— with few exceptions, news pay walls have failed wherever they’ve been erected. This is one case where I’d love to be proven wrong‌.

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ast week, I told you about the County Council Committee of the Whole’s vote to approve Ron McOmber to the LC Adjudication Board. In that column, I wrote that the tension was “palatable” even on the Akaku footage. Several readers pointed out my linguistic slip, but it proved to be unintentionally apropos.

commission nominee because of criminal or civil complaints. He advised the Council “not to dwell on [the] documents.” But that’s exactly what they did. Councilmember Sol Kaho‘ohalahala, his voice rising, said the Council would be “failing in [its] responsibility” if it approved McOmber. “This is not a worthy gentleman,” he said.

Emotions ran high—especially for a meeting concerning volunteer boards and commissions—but the most interesting part was hearing the Council discuss the LC, which generally flies under the radar everywhere but these pages. When the Council considered McOmber on March 19, the tension was again palpable on the footage. But for some Councilmembers, even ones who voted to move McOmber out of committee, the nomination was no longer palatable because of documents provided by Lanai residents related to, among other things, allegations of sexual harassment against McOmber. While Corporation Counsel Brian Moto said he’d only taken “a quick look” at the documents, which he called “voluminous,” he told Councilmembers there is no rule compelling them to vote against a board or

McOmber is among a group of Lanaians challenging Kaho‘ohalahala’s residency status, but that fact was left mostly unmentioned during the protracted discussion, which saw every member except absent Chair Danny Mateo weigh in. Instead, comments focused on McOmber’s character and on the nomination process. Councilmember Mike Victorino and Council Vice-Chair Mike Molina both wondered why the allegations against McOmber—some of which date back a decade—didn’t come up in 2006, when he was appointed to the Liquor Commission. Molina added

that it was “unfortunate” McOmber wasn’t at the meeting to defend himself. “Whether Mr. McOmber is a good person or a bad person, he has served on other [boards and commissions],” said Victorino. “He can’t be all bad.” Councilmember Jo Anne Johnson, who introduced the motion to disapprove McOmber, said even if some of the allegations are untrue, the Council should err on the side of caution. “If these are baseless charges, [the Mayor] can resubmit the name,” she said. In the end, the Council voted 8-0 to disapprove McOmber, whose term on the Liquor Commission ends March 31. Emotions ran high—especially for a meeting concerning volunteer boards and commissions—but the most interesting part was hearing the Council discuss the LC, which generally flies under the radar everywhere but these pages. Several Councilmembers expressed confusion about the difference between the Adjudication Board and the Commission. Kaho‘ohalahala—who at one point read a definition from the County Charter—had perhaps the best quote: “People who serve on [the Adjudication Board] have to have the kind of character that would drive them to be fair.” Sounds like a plan. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/lc37

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ehbrah@mauitime.com Perhaps you think it is no big thing that you no longer have senior citizen coffee for 73 cents at your fast food burger joint on Dairy Road. It seems OK to you, the manager, to go out and get in your BMW Roadster with your real estate husband, who openly brags that he “makes more money than the President of the United States.” But woe to the senior citizens who want a cup of Joe with their meal. We got no raise on our Social Security this year! Has it ever occurred to you that senior citizens have made it possible for you to pursue your dreams? Remember, you too will be a senior citizen some day. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/ehbrah37

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THAT’S GROSS It’s a simple recipe, said A-List New York City chef Daniel Angerer: a cheese derived from the breast milk of his wife, who is nursing the couple’s 3-month-old daughter. As a chef, he said, “you look out for something new and what you can do with it,� and what Angerer could do is make about two quarts of “flavor[ful]� cheese out of two gallons of mother’s milk. How does it taste? Like “really sweet cow’s milk.� He posted the recipe, “My Spouse’s Mommy Milk Cheese,� on his blog and invited reader participation: “Our baby has plenty [of] back-up mother’s milk in the freezer, so whoever wants to try it is welcome to try it as long as supply lasts (please consider cheese aging time).�

NO WAIT, THAT’S GROSS Florida’s Agriculture Department, acting on a tip, confiscated Giant African Snails believed to have been smuggled into the country by Charles Stewart for use in the religion Ifa Orisha, which encourages followers to drink the snails’ mucus for its supposed healing powers. Actually, said the department (joined in the investigation by two federal agencies), bacteria in the mucus causes frequent violent vomiting, among other symptoms. At press time, Stewart had not been charged with a crime.

PEOPLE WHO SHOULDN’T BREED (1) Jeff and Marci Beagley were sentenced to 16 months in prison in March after a jury in Oregon City, Oregon, found them guilty of criminally negligent homicide in the death of their teenage son, whose congenital urinary tract blockage was treated only with oils and prayer prescribed by the Beagleys’ Followers of Christ Church. Doctors said the boy could have been saved with medical treatment right up until the day he died. (The Beagleys’ infant granddaughter died in 2008 under similar circumstances, but no criminal conviction resulted.) (2) A 7-year-old girl died in February in Oroville, California, and her 11-year-old sister was hospitalized after being “lovingly� beaten by their adoptive parents, Kevin and Elizabeth Schatz, who

are followers of religionbased corporal punishment. The Schatzes, as recommended by a fundamentalist Web site, had whipped the girls with quarter-inch-wide plumbers’ rubber tubing, to supposedly make the children “happier� and “more obedient to God.� Criminal charges against the couple were pending at press time.

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IT’S THE CREEPY ONES YOU GOTTA WATCH When the FBI finally concluded that the late-2001 anthrax scare was the work of government scientist Bruce Ivins (who committed suicide in 2008), the bureau released its investigative files, revealing personal activities that (according to Ivins’s own description) “a middle-age man should not do.â€? For example, Ivins admitted to being a cross-dresser, and agents discovered pornographic fetish magazines on “blindfolding or bondageâ€? themes and “15 pairs of stained women’s panties.â€? Ivins also admitted a decadeslong obsession with the sorority Kappa Kappa Gamma and told agents how he broke into two chapters’ houses to steal books on KKG “rituals.â€? â–

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f you’re a diehard vegetarian, the idea of a kinder, gentler cattle ranch might not be enough to win you over. It might even seem like an oxymoron. But the Maui Cattle Company is doing its darndest to make the rest of us feel better about what’s on our plates. Granted, beef on the hoof still ends up on the dinner table. You can’t get around that. It’s the nature of the beast, so to speak. But it’s the journey from calf to plate that’s important, according to Maui Cattle Company manager Alex Franco and Ulupalakua Ranch operations manager, James “Jimmy” Gomes. Maui Cattle Company LLC is actually a hui of six ranches on the island: Ulupalakua, Haleakala, Hana, Nobriga, Olumau and Kaupo. And while it’s a relatively new company, getting its doggies along since 2002, some of its entities, like Haleakala Ranch, have been

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riding the range since 1888. It’s in their blood, quite literally. “When we averaged out the length of time in the ranching business,” says Franco, “it was 80 years.” Both Gomes and Franco trace their ranching heritage back at least three generations. The decision to band together was made to keep ranching alive and financially viable on Maui. “We saw that this type of business, this type of lifestyle, was on its way out,” says Franco. Currently, Maui Cattle Company is a together-but-separate type of arrangement. “We’re independent on day-to-day operations as far as what we do out in the field,” says Gomes “but when we have branding and sorting and so forth and we need some assistance, we’ll call our partners to see if they can come and help us.” And they’re all in agreement on the type of cattle ranching they practice. While they honor the paniolo traditions of yore, this is not your grandfather’s roundup. Gone

are the whips, hotshots—or prods—and loud vocalizations. These are softer, gentler ranchers; they insist on what they call “lowstress” handling for cattle herding. They provide training in the form of seminars to ensure that their people use the most humane practices. So while a cow’s final destination is never in question, the goal, according to Gomes, is to make its life calm and peaceful. “We use the animals for food but we don’t have to be harsh,” says Franco. The result, say both men, is happy island cows from start to, well, finish. They are Maui bred, fed and harvested (a much nicer word than slaughter). They bask in the same Maui sunshine as you and me and feed on local produce (grass) which is often more than can be said for us. And they end their days here. At no point in their lives do they cross the big pond. “There’s a myth out there that says our cattle go to the Mainland,” says Franco. The only animals that are shipped off-island are ones that have

not made the grade, d generally ll cows with ith a mean-streak or “troublemakers,” as Gomes calls them. These cattle are sold to Mainland interests, but they never come back. What Maui Cattle Company is left with, says Franco, are “cows with good dispositions, cattle that are naturally calm.” hese mellow Maui cattle don’t do drugs either—no growth stimulants, antibiotics or artificial ingredients. Not every cow is completely grass-fed from calf to plate, but they’ve made that goal and hope to accomplish it by the end of 2011. According to the company’s Web site, cattle raised on grass offer all kinds of benefits to the consumer. Vitamin E (an antioxidant), Omega-3 (linked to the reduction of cancer and heart disease) and Vitamin A (which may lower the risk of cancer and improves vision). It’s the way the market is going, says Gomes. And with the opening of Whole Foods on Maui, the grass-fed-only

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local businesses like Ah Fooks and Pukalani Superette and a host of other accounts, including a number of island schools. The folks at Maui Cattle Company seem intent on making carnivores like me feel OK about our dining choices. With their emphasis on humane ranching, their preservation of an old and endangered way of life and their commitment to local small businesses, it’s really no surprise that they also practice controlled grazing, a more environmentally responsible method in which the herds are rotated regularly to preserve the ranch land. And their commitment to protecting open spaces goes above and beyond. Ulupalakua Ranch, for example, has set aside 11,000 acres in conservation easement with Maui

Coastal Land Trust, while Haleakala Ranch has 5,000 acres at Waikamoi set aside to protect native birds. So is there a difference in taste between a happy cow raised locally in an environmentally sustainable fashion versus a traditional, highly stressed, grouchy animal that’s never seen a pasture? Studies, according to Franco, say there is. But the proof is in the tasting. The Maui Cattle Company beef I sampled certainly qualified as delicious. Then again, it was only one taste—not a very scientific sampling. I might have to do a little more research. ■

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THE MEAT: Pork buns. We often lament the lack of good dim sum on Maui. With the arrival of Star Noodle, it appears that culinary hole has been filled. The steamed bun is soft and slightly sweet to contrast the melt-in-your-mouth pressed pork, seasoned with savory Hoisin sauce. Cucumber and shiitakes round out the flavors and complete the perfect balance— so ono. It’s reminiscent of the local favorite manapua, but leagues above the ones you pick up at the convenience store.

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KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina, 661-4811

THE MEAT: Prime rib. Simple, timeless, delicious. Thirty-two ounces of ambrosial beef cooked to your specifications and served with mashed potatoes. Those who want the prime rib experience but don’t have a big bugga appetite can opt for the 14 oz. Molokini cut.

LAHAINA GRILL 127 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, 667-5117

THE MEAT: Kalua duck. From the faintly smoky flavor to the juicy, fall-apart tenderness, this dish has a lot in common with its famous pork counterpart. But it also retains the unique richness of duck—an excellent and underused fowl.

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THE MEAT: Lamb Pa’. Pa’ is Hawaiian for “fence� and references the stacking of the grilled lamb chops on the plate, which are served with roasted beets from O‘o farm and a demi-glace with a pineapple-juice reduction accented by a lavender-scented yogurt. Chef James McDonald says his inspiration was “to combine flavors that I enjoy with lamb in a simple and unique format that is uncomplicated and easily reproduced. I eat this dish often and want it to continually be as great as the first time I made it,� he adds. Pair with the Longboard Merlot.

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THE MEAT: Chicken Cordon Blue. This boneless breast of chicken stuffed with ham and Swiss and topped with supreme sauce comes perfectly prepared—compliments to Chef Drew Dixon. The crisp outer crust and tender, juicy chicken fly above the flock, and the sauce is, well, supreme.

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THE MEAT: Seared beef Polynesian. As beautiful as it is tasty; the prime beef tenderloin is served in a papaya. Contrasting savory beef, crunchy vegetables, ono spices, caramelized papaya and acidic lime, Chef Perry Bateman’s creation hits your taste buds from all angles.

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THE MEAT: Certified Angus Filet and lobster tail. The lobster comes with a citrus lemon butter sauce and the filet is always done perfectly. Chef Raul Bermudez’s inspiration comes from the traditional “big city” steakhouses, but he adds a family-friendly vibe and his own Pacific Rim style.

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THE MEAT: Barolo wine boneless short ribs. Slow-braised in a rich Italian red wine with herbs and garlic and served with mushroom risotto, Italian vegetables and reduced Barolo wine essence. Chef David Paul’s mantra: “Life’s too short to eat bad food!”

THE MEAT: Ribeye steak. Garlic Shallot butter dances with the Ribeye, drawing out the full flavors of this spectacular beef cut. In general, the eclectic menu at Mala is a combination of international flavors attributed to “traveling on our stomachs,” according to owner Judy Ellman.

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THE MEAT: The Ossobuco (veal shank). Ossobuco is a traditional Italian dish, braised ’til it falls off the bone. Owner Giovanni Steven Cappeli describes it thusly: “You bite it, it melts in your mouth in a symphony of flavors. Then you sip your wine. And the symphony starts again. Once a week, just once a week, indulge in a nice meat dish. It’s good to you. But do it with passion and lust—the animal deserves it.�

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Jake, Rattle and Roll Ukulele virtuoso catapults to international fame Jake Shimabukuro Next Gig: Saturday, March 27, 7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC, 242-7469 or mauiarts.org Essential Tracks: “Bach Two-Part Invention No.4 in D Minor,” “Five Dollars Unleaded,” “While My Guitar Gently Weeps,” off Live (2009)

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s fast as his fingers take to the frets, Honolulu’s Jake Shimabukuro—the “Hendrix of the ukulele”—has become an international darling. Flashing a refreshingly authentic grin, both as he plays and as he speaks with genuine humility, his talent and true Aloha spirit have garnered the adoration of fans and willing interest of media folk. “I discovered that not only was he a

ushered him into music’s upper echelon. Changing the way the world (and even we here at home) perceive this diminutive, understated, two-octave, hollow-bodied string instrument, Shimabukuro channels an array of genres from rock to bluegrass to flamenco, masterfully interpreting sound in ways that were once not attempted—or perceived as possible—on the uke. In an online interview produced by CNN—made after this year’s TED conferences (Technology, Entertainment, Design) where Shimabukuro performed, and after which even @BillGates Tweeted “Amazing ukulele performance w/standing ovation”—Shimabukuro explained how the ukulele’s limited range of notes is something he’s embraced. He said it’s shaped his philosophy of the instrument

is “to use the power of music to heal, influence and inspire people to improve our community, maintain a healthy lifestyle and pursue their dreams with a positive attitude.” Shimabukuro is also generous with his knowledge. Instead of hording his selfhoned technique, he frequently passes along strumming styles or chord theory via Internet clips and Twitter, and even produced an instructional DVD titled Play Loud Ukulele. Nearly every recent report of Shimabukuro refers back to a short YouTube video produced by UkuleleDisco.com, which, as of this writing, had nearly 5 million views. The clip shows Shimabukuro perched casually on a stone, playing his acoustic Kamaka, ripping a rendition of “While My Guitar Gently Weeps.” The video is credited with catapulting him to beyond-808 fame. And,

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“WE’LL STAKE OUR BUNS ON IT!” player, but also a gracious, humble young man—attributes not often found in people with that much talent,” Jimmy Buffet told the Music Player Network. Buffet sought out Shimabukuro (though “these days I don’t usually go looking for talent—we have plenty in our own band”), inviting him on tour on a “hunch.” “At the end of soundcheck, Jake got a round of applause from my band. That is a tough thing to achieve from a group of veteran players, but we all sensed that Jake was special,” said Buffet. Special indeed. It’s his uncommon use of Hawaii’s hallmark instrument that has

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and his approach to music as a whole. “Your lowest note is Middle C on the piano,” he explained. “So everything from Middle C and above, your brain doesn’t hear as a note that’s functioning as a bass.” That means, he said, that the ukulele “falls more into the range of a child’s voice, or children laughing.” Like the instrument he wields, Shimabukuro’s sugar-sweet candidness is fresh and endearing. He also aims his talent toward altruistic ends, with his involvement as spokesman for the nonprofit organization Music is Good Medicine (musicisgoodmedicine.org), whose mission

while it may not replace the word “Guitar” with “Uke” in the title of George Harrison’s seminal ballad, it puts Hawaii’s favored instrument in the conversation. ■

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‘Dragon’ It Out Predictable plot and corny jokes rescued by soaring visuals How to Train Your Dragon

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In the latest of what will be an endless string of 3-D CGI family films, a young man named Hiccup (voiced by Jay Baruchel) watches as his Viking father (Gerard Butler) leads an army of dragon slayers and forces his son to become a cadet in a dragonhunting school. After Hiccup accidentally captures and befriends a much soughtafter dragon, he learns that they’re actually misunderstood, passive creatures who are simply defending themselves from humans.

The dragons vary in size and appearance and are more vivid and interesting than the humans. The Vikings look like burly lawn gnomes and the cadets resemble their inevitable action figures. Despite being voiced by the likes of Kristin Wiig, America Ferrera, Jonah Hill and Christopher Mintz-Plasse, the cadets are obnoxious and forgettable. Worst of all is Baruchel, who sounds like a nasally Christian Slater in the throes of puberty.

The plot is a melding of E.T, Star Wars and Hagar The Horrible, while the dialogue ranges between familiar standbys like, “You’re not my son!” to awful, wisecracks such as, “Your butt is so big, I thought you were a dragon!” The jokes may stink, but the midair set pieces will elicit oohs and aahs from everyone. The scenic animation is spectacular, the 3-D effects add to the experience and John Powell’s muscular, bagpipe-infused score gets hearts racing. This is yet another non-Pixar CGI film that has ample spectacle but too many lousy anachronisms and not enough heart or originality. A wordless montage where Hiccup teaches his dragon to fly and adds wind resistance to his scaly tail is wonderful, not only because the visuals are so astonishing but because the storytelling takes off and the sub-par dialogue takes a much needed rest. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/film37

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Film Capsules

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New This Week HOT TUB TIME MACHINE - R - Comedy - Four dudes get drunk in a hot tub and break the space-time continuum. In all likelihood, that’s how the idea for this movie came about, minus the space-time continuum bit. John Cusack and Crispin Glover star. 100 min. HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON (3D) - PG Animated - The son of a dragon slayer learns that the mythical beasts are just misunderstood. Tends to happen when you’re 50 feet long and breathe ďŹ re. 98 min.

Now Showing A SINGLE MAN - R - Drama - After the sudden death of his partner, an English professor tries to go about his typical day in Los Angeles. Colin Firth and Julianne Moore star. 99 min. ALICE IN WONDERLAND (3D) - PG - Fantasy Tim Burton’s take on the Lewis Carroll classic. A teenage Alice is reunited with the magical world from her childhood, where she meets her old friends and learns the reason for her return: to end the Queen of Hearts’ reign of terror. Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter and Anne Hathaway star. 109 min. AVATAR 3D - PG13 - Fantasy - A paraplegic war veteran is brought to the planet Pandora, which is inhabited by the Na’vi, a humanoid race that’s seriously in tune with nature. Cultures clash over a precious resource and some hot inter-planetary sex ensue. Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana and Sigourney Weaver star. 156 min. DIARY OF A WIMPY KID - PG - Comedy - An adaptation of the popular graphic novel about a pre-teen enduring the horrors we all endured. But now it’s funny, because it’s happening to someone else. 91 min. GREEN ZONE - R - Action - An inspired-by-true events war ick featuring CIA agents, WMDs, explosions, etc. Matt Damon stars. 115 min. OUR FAMILY WEDDING - PG13 - Comedy - Two families, one African-American one Hispanic, try to bond and blend ahead of their children’s nuptials. Stereotype-skirting shenanigans presumably ensue. Oscar-winner Forest Whitaker and non-Oscar-winner Carlos Mencia star. 90 min. PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF - PG - Action - A teen discovers he is a descendant of a Greek god and sets off on an adventure, presumably stopping

on the way to settle a few scores with bullies. Rosario Dawson, Pierce Brosnan and Uma Thurman star. 134 min. REMEMBER ME - PG13 - Drama - Young lovers are united by tragedy, poignant moments are shared and the dude from Twilight tries to be known as something other than the dude from Twilight. 112 min. REPO MEN - R - Thriller - A guy who bought a vital organ on credit falls behind on his payments. And you thought having your house repossessed was bad. Jude Law and Forest Whitaker star. 111 min. SHE’S OUT OF MY LEAGUE - R - Comedy Average Shlub meets Hot Chick and the two inexplicably hook up. Also known as: every domestic sitcom ever. 104 min. SHUTTER ISLAND - R - Thriller - In 1954, U.S. Marshal Teddy Daniels investigates the strange disappearance of a murderess who escaped from a hospital for the criminally insane. Martin Scorsese directs; Leonardo DiCaprio and Mark Ruffalo star. 138 min. THE BOUNTY HUNTER - PG13 - Action, Comedy What if you were a bounty hunter, and you found out your next target was your ex-wife? And your ex-wife was Jennifer Aniston? Then you’d be Gerard Butler and this movie would be about you. 110 min. THE COP OUT - R - Comedy - An NYPD cop’s rare baseball card gets stolen. Since it’s his only hope to pay for his daughter’s upcoming wedding, he recruits his partner, a gangster, to track down the thief. Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan and Adam Brody star. 110 min. THE GHOST WRITER - PG13 - Drama - A writer is hired to pen the memoir of a high-proďŹ le politician and discovers a few skeletons lurking in the closet. The dude who wrote Going Rogue can relate. Ewan McGregor and Pierce Brosnan star; Roman Polanski directs. 128 min. THE WIGGLES BIG BIG SHOW - G - Family - A concert movie for preschoolers, starring the peppy Australian crew. May also appeal to stoners, but please: don’t scare the children. 86 min. WHEN IN ROME - PG13 - Comedy - Do as the teeny boppers do! A New York girl heads to Italy, where she gets chased by an array of cute boys. Sounds like my trip, only substitute “cute boysâ€? with “pick-pocketing gypsies.â€? 91 min.

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Picks

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Win Some, Bruise Some

Thursday (March 25), 9:30pm, Casanova, Makawao, $5

Saturday (March 27), 3pm, Central Maui Boys and Girls Club Outdoor Basketball Courts, Kahului, free

In the manner that almost all genius ideas originate—on a whim—slam star Kealoha stopped by a San Francisco poetry slam and the creative hemisphere of his brain held an immediate, successful coup. This was after earning a BS in Applied Nuclear Physics at MIT—his thesis was titled “Proliferation Issues Associated With the Transmutation and Stabilization of Plutonium”—and dipping his toes into the business world as a consultant, as well as working as a surf instructor. PHOTO BY JESSICA PEARL But a poetic career change called, and since then he’s proliferated many a poetry slam in both California and Hawaii, further spreading the word by founding Hawai’i Slam, Youth Speaks Hawai’i, First Thursdays (the world’s largest slam) and regularly competing in the National Poetry Slam. If you aren’t too intimidated by the mental might of Kealoha, come to Maui Slam’s March installment, or just watch and soak up the wordy wisdom. If you’re really shy, join in on the theme of the night by throwing on a Mexican wrestling mask. That’s right, kids from MIT like Nacho Libre too. After the slam scrimmage, DJ Boomshot spins his own brand of brainpower for a “champions” dance party. Mauislam.com, kealohapoetry.com, 280-5096 [Sierra Brown]

Born to a journo ‘ohana (his father, the editor of a local paper in hometown Manhattan, Kansas; his grandfather, a printer from New York), newspaperman and short story writer Damon Runyon lived a legacy-leaving life. His “Runyonesque” depictions inspired such stage and film works as Guys and Dolls, Little Miss Marker and Lady for a Day, and when he died in 1946 at the age of 66, one of the country’s first cancer research foundations was established in his honor (damonrunyon.org). He’s also partially responsible for the modern roller derby. At the turn of the 20th century, this circuit skate sport was more marathon than mashing—often lasting as long as six days and resulting in deaths from overexertion, according to 1885 reports in the New York Times. But Runyon recognized the audience’s entertained reactions to racers’ more malevolent antics, and convinced big-shot promoter Leo Seltzer to change the rules of the game—shortening it and making it full contact. Today, the sport is a high-energy jam of elbowing, slamming and whipping—and it’s growing in popularity. These days, players are widely wahine. On the Valley Isle, the Maui Roller Girls work to promote women’s empowerment and athleticism through the sport, and this Saturday, their Crazy 808’s will take on Kauai’s Garden Island Renegade Rollerz. Be sure to bring blankets and chairs—it’s a family occasion, so no booze or smokes—and get ready to watch a rumble. Mauirollergirls.com

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Going Upcountry

Ag and Culture

Sunday (March 28), 10am-4 pm, Maui’s Winery and Ulupalakua Ranch Store, Ulupalakua

Saturday (April 3), Maui Tropical Plantation, Waikapu, 9am-4pm, free

I may be guilty of unabashed adoration of all things Upcountry, but it’s for good reason. Case in point: A cruise through the green, winding drive toward Ulupalakua—gazing at a patchwork palate of ochre and pale indigo, with the undulating wet and dry of late Spring—is a delight anytime. But this Sunday is special as “Ulupalakua Remembers” with a unique seasonal event that highlights not only the culinary offerings of the area, but its rich history, too. “[T]he PHOTO BY AMAUIBLOG.COM Paniolo Hall of Fame, a traveling exhibit on loan from the O‘ahu Cattleman’s Association, [consists] of photo portraits, short biographies and oral history interviews—recogniz[ing] 106 paniolo from around the islands who have contributed to Hawai‘i’s legendary paniolo history,” says event publicist Yuki Sugimura. Sure to be the highlight of the guided historical walking tours is the unusual, event-only look at the area’s old jail. Jazz Alley TV and MauiFEST Hawai‘i hook up the entertainment, starting off on the winery grounds with the North Shore Ukulele Boyz (12pm), followed by ukulele virtuoso Derick Sebastian (12:30-1:30pm) and concluding with the famed John Keawe (2:20-3:20pm). Meanwhile, performing at the Ulupalakua Ranch Store Deli & Grill is Braddah Francis Koahou (12-3pm)—stop by and you’ll not only get your fill of quality local music, but eats like elk burgers and steak chili (11am-4pm). And of course, no trip to Ulupalakua is complete without sipping on the complimentary samplings at the winery’s King’s Cottage. Mauiwine.com, ulupalakuaranch.com, 877-878-6058

The Pick gods’ prerogative is that this prime event gets a little more time to marinate with MauiTime readers. Slated for next Saturday, the Third Maui County Agricultural Festival—“Where Food and Farms for Maui Meet”—offers a buffet of ag-awareness activities and entertainment. The gamut of grinds will leave you spoilt for choice, and your hunger for knowledge will be satiated too, with informational booths including “Ask the Farm Doctor,” as well as an all-ag selection at an onsite bookstore by Barnes and Noble (10 percent of proceeds benefit the nonprofit arm of the Maui County Farm Bureau). Plus, Food Network aficionados will rejoice in the similarly skill-savvy “Taste Education” series (fees apply), where six of Maui’s most illustrious gastronome will take to a theaterlike stage, teaming up with industry allies to teach techniques of the trade. Get a free-range egg education from Theo Morrison of The Neighborhood Farm and Bobby Santos (I propose a throwdown!) of Maui Culinary Academy; learn to re-envision your beef preparation with chef Peter Merriman, alongside Alex Franco of the Maui Cattle Company; and get intense with Ryan Luckey of Pineapple Grill, as he works with sustainable fish and vegetables from WeFarm@Kapalua. The imaginative minds behind MauiThing’s hip threads will serve up an all-day Keiki Zone (“because kids learn when at play”), with an Easter egg hunt, gardening, games and reusable bag art. Mauicountyfarmbureau.org

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS JAKE SHIMABUKURO - Sat, Mar 27. Playing jazz, blues, funk, classical, bluegrass, folk, flamenco, and rock. Jake’s mission is to show everyone that the ukulele is capable of more than just traditional Hawaiian music. $12-$40. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org

FOODIE WINE OLYMPICS - Fri. Judge and decide which country has the greatest wine by taste- testing wines from all over the world. Pupus will be served as well. $30. 7-9 p.m. I’o on the Beach, 505 Front St., Lahaina; (808) 661 8422

Duckling”is a contemporary version of the classic Hans Christian Andersen tale for students in preschool through grade two. Free. 10 a.m. Makawao Public Library, 1159 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 808573-8785; http://www.librarieshawaii.org

divine multi-cultural expression of love and unifying nations of the world through music, rhythm and sound. $15 Advance, $20 Door. 7-11 p.m. The Studio Maui, 810 Haiku Rd, Suite 265, HAIKU; (808) 5759390; http://www.thestudiomaui.com/

CIRQUE POLYNESIA - Daily. It’s Circue du Soleil meets Polynesian hula with amazing high-wire acts, aerial acrobatics and illusions, and mind-boggling contortionist and balancing-acts. $129 Dinner & Drink; $75 VIP; $62; $52.50 Keiki & 20% off with Kamaaina. 6 p.m. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali; 808-667-4540; http://maui.hyatt.com

PORTUGUESE KINGS OF COMEDY - Fri, Apr 2. Hawaii’s famous household names for comedy have teamed together to bring laughter throughout Hawaii, in this legendary comedy tour, as Bud Light, Gouvea’s Sausage, Midas, Leonard’s Bakery, The Portuguese Comedy Tour. $20 Pre-Sale / $25 At The Door. 7-10 p.m. Maui Beach Hotel, 170 West Kaahumanu Avenue, Kahului; (808) 877-0051

FURLOUGH “FRY”DAYS - Fri. The last Friday of each month is now the best Friday of the month when you can spend it outdoors at Whaler’s Village learning how to cook healthy fried foods with hourly Demonstrations by David Paul himself. This event also features local farms and food vendors offering a farmer’s market and educational forum for people of all ages. Free. 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

“THE SECRET LIFE OF GIRLS” - Every Fri & Sat. 7:30 p.m.;Sun. 2 p.m. The Maui Academy of Performing Arts (MAPA) presents a powerful play in a candid and stark exploration of peer pressure and cyber-bullyingamong young teenage women. Written by Linda Daugherty and directed by Sally Sefton-Johnston, the production includes a post performance discussion facilitated by experts on adolescent behavioral health. $12 Adults $8 Seniors & Students. Steppingstone Theatre, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave. Queen Kaahumanu Center, Kahului;

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THE “UGLY DUCKLING” MINI-PLAY - Tue. “The Ugly Duckling” will be presented by the Maui Academy of Performing Arts. Adapted by Peg Wetli, “The Ugly

FANTUZZI AND THE FLEXIBLE BAND - Sun, Mar 28. A Spring Celebration With Special Guest Miraya Delamar Dinner & Bazaar. Fantuzzi represents a

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DARRELL MANSFIELD - Sat, Apr 3. He was inducted in Hohner Harmonicas Hall of Fame and is regarded today as one of the world’s finest harmonica players. His live performances are a must to see, and hear, for blues and harmonica fans worldwide. $15 presale & $20 at door. 9:30 p.m. The Hard Rock Cafe, 900 Front St., Lahaina; 808-667-7400; www.hardrock.com 311 WITH IRATION AND THE THROWDOWNS Daily, Apr 10. Coming to Maui April 10th: 311 with Iration and The Throwdowns. Come to Lahaina for a Big Awesome Show. Buy tickets at: Hard Rock Lahaina, 808 Deli Kihei, Requests Music Wailuku and Wings Hawaii Paia. $35 & $40 at door. 4 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina; 808-661-4685; www.kingmichelconcerts.com

MAUI BREWERS FESTIVAL A MACC FUNDRAISER - Sat, May 15. The second annual Maui Brewers Festival showcases the best in hand-crafted beers made in Hawai‘i and beyond. Join hosts Maui Brewing Company and Maui Arts & Cultural Center for a leisurely day of tasting beers from 30 breweries plus much more. $45 / General admission package includes micro-brews and imports. 3-7 a.m. Events Lawn, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-2427469; www.mauiarts.org MAUI BREW CO. “GET ON DA BUS” TOUR - Sat, May 15. Come on down to Maui Brewing Co. or Stella Blues and ride the bus to the “2nd Annual Maui’s Brewer’s Festival”. Admission includes: $45 ticket to the MACC Festival, Round Trip bus transportation, and Maui Brewing Co, Shirt. Buses leave at 2 pm sharp. Don’t be late. $70. 3-7 p.m. Maui Brewing Co. Brewpub, Kahana Gateway Center, 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana; 808669-3474; www.mauibrewingco.com

EVENTS THURSDAY, MAR 25 MAUI SLAM POETRY FACE-OFF - The Poets will compete in a three round battle consisting of a three-minute poem, a two-minute poem and then a one-minute poem with the top two scoring poets advancing to a final head to head round, with an additional 3 min-poem.$100 in cash for Winner. $10.

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9:30 p.m. Casanova, 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 808-572-0220; http://www.casanovamaui.com

MAUI HUMANE SOCIETY MOBILE ADOPTION Maui Humane Society Mobile Adoption. 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-572-8308; http:// www.booboozoo.org

THE INAUGURAL VALLEY TO THE SEA HALF MARATHON AND 5K - The course starts in Iao Valley and finishes at Kalepolepo Beach Park on Saturday, March 27th. 7 a.m.Rudy Huber 808-280-5801; http://www.valleytotheseahalfmarathon.com

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IAN WALSH’S MENEHUNE MAYHEM SURFING CONTEST FOR KEIKI - For kid age age 17 and under. Come on down to show off your skills kids. Ho’okipa is going off. Enry orms available at Hi Tech Surf Shops. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Ho’okipa Beach, 720 Hana Hwy. Apt. 5, Paia; 808-233-9639; robert.mora@us.redbull.com

HE’UI BANYAN TREE ART FESTIVAL - Special Bonus day for arts and crafts under the banyan tree. Stroll under the cool branches and find unique treasures. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, 649 Wharf Street, Lahaina; (888) 310-1117

HO’OMAU MAUI 2010 - Local food, entertainment, games, crafts, vendors and fun for the whole family. 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Keopuolani Park, 700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku; ; http://www.co.maui.hi.us/facilities. aspx?page=detail&RID=321

2010 GLASS EXHIBITION - Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center in collaboration with Maui Glass Artists Association presents a fantastic visual experience, which provides a unique view int the world of contemporary glass art. We have challenged artists of all media to explore this beautiful art form and stretch their artisitic talents. Please come join us for a Lecture, bring a pupu. 6-7 p.m. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-5726560; http://www.huinoeau.com

PUNANA LEO O MAUI FUNDRAISER: MOVIE PREMIER - Punana Leo O Maui program will hold its annual Ho’omau fundraiser to benefit the Hawaiian Immersion Pre-school program. Donations. 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Keopuolani Park, 700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku; ; http://www. co.maui.hi.us/facilities. aspx?page=detail&RID=321

THURSDAY NIGHT YOUTH GROUP - Get together at Hope Chapel North Shore in the Haiku Cannery for a time of food, fun and fellowship. If you are between 9-18 then this is the place to come and make quality friends. Free. Hope Chapel North Shore, 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku; 808-575-2650; http://www. hopechapelnorthshore.org

WO HING MUSEUM AFTER DARK - Let the lights from the Wo Hing Museum draw you in for its special Friday hours of 1 to 8pm. With its usual day time hours 10am to 4pm, visitors have the unique opportunity to visit the museum and temple at night. $2 General Admission, Kids 12 and under free. 1-8 p.m. Wo Hing Temple Museum, 858 Front St., Lahaina; 808-661-3262; http://www.lahainarestoration.org KAMA’AINA NIGHTS - Sponsored by KPOA 93.5 FM, enjoy this monthly event with dining and shopping specials all night. This month, the featured entertainer will be Clay Mortenson. 6-8 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; http://www.queenkaahumanucenter.com I’AO VALLEY HALF MARATHON RUN PACKET PICK-UP & PASTA FEED - Fri. I’ao Valley Half Marathon Run Packet Pick-Up & Pasta Feed. No Cover. 4-7 p.m. Kahului Ale House, 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului; 808-877-9001; www.alehouse.net

SATURDAY, MAR 27

ULUPALAKUA REMEMBERS - Take a Sunday drive upcountry for this superb Spring season installment of “Ulupalakua Remembers.” Features food, walking tours and live entertainment. See This Week’s Picks for more. Free. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Ulupalakua Ranch, Hwy. 37, Kula; 808-878-6058; ulupalakuaranch.com MAKAWAO TOWN JAMBOREE - sponsored by Makawao Town Merchants Association. Mike Carroll’s Community Service house band, other musicians will play outdoors “under the stars”. Free. 5-8 p.m. across from rodeo general store, 808-357-4943; rc@ mauifuturearts.org

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MAUI SPRING BAND CONCERT SERIES: BALDWIN HIGH SCHOOL BAND Enjoy an evening of quality entertainment with the Baldwin High School Band. This concert series is to provide a professional theater experience to school band directors, students and their families, featuring established musical programs. Free. 7 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-2427469; www.mauiarts.org

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ONO PONO HOME GROWN FOOD: MAKIN’ IT HAPPEN MAUI STYLE - This even about ecological, local, GMO-free food and farming. With Workshops, special guests, sign-making, breakout groups and grinds. Free. 10:30 a.m.-4 p.m. Kaunoa Senior Center, 401 Alakapa Pl., Sprecklesville; 808-270-7308 THE MAUI ROLLER GIRLS’ CRAZY 808’S WILL HOST THE GARDEN ISLE’S RENEGADE ROLLERZ - Come out and watch the Maui Roller Girls knock out some Kauai Girls. So bring your chairs and some blankets and come watch the action. Free. 3 p.m. Central Maui Boys & Girls Club, Keopuolani Park, Kahului; MAUI’S BIGGEST YARD SALE - Farmers Market, crafts, food, artist, t-shirts, massages, and more. Maui’s biggest yard sale every Saturday. Non profits can get free space to fundraise too. $35 a day. 7 a.m.-4 p.m. Old Kahului Shopping Center, 65 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 1-808-333-2478

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TUESDAY, MAR 30 THE PARENT PROJECT CLASS - Baldwin high School is sponsoring an 11-week class to teach parents effective, common-sense ways to deal with defiant or outof-control teens. $25. 6-9 p.m. Baldwin High School, 1650 Kaahumanu Ave., Wailuku; Shevaun Bitzig 808984-5656 ext. 263; http://www.parentproject.com

TUE - Pool Tournament WED - Ladies Night / DJ Dance Party

WEDNESDAY, MAR 31 MAKEOVERS ON A MISSION - Join American Cancer Society & CosBar for info about ACS & Relay For Life. Donate $20.00 to receive a makeover & skin care consultation, plus coupon for free appetizer from Tommy Bahama’s. Meet Sisters & Co. ‘Look Good, Feel Better’ stylists. Free & Donation. 6-8 p.m. The CosBar @ The Shops of Wailea, 808-891-9448 GROUP RUN - Group meets at Kihei Community Center. Open to runners of all ages and fitness levels. Sponsored by Valley Isle Road Runners. Free. Kihei Community Center, 303 E. Lipoa St., Kihei; 303-641-3357 “NEW CELEBRATION OF LIFE” TEMPLE OF PEACE SERVICES - Every Wednesday Evening, a pot-luck, live ‘World Fusion’ music and ecstatic dance takes place at the Temple of Peace. Bring a healthy Dish & a friend, lets celebrate life together. Free. 6-7 p.m. Haiku Temple Of Peace, 575 Haiku Rd., Haiku; 808- 575-5220

ART WOW - Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live island music, gallery receptions, artist appearances and more. The Shops at Wailea, 3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea; 808-897-6770 x2; http://www.shopsatwailea.com MEET THE ARTISTS - Daily. Every day the Four Seasons’ resident artist will be on hand to discuss his or her work. Free. 8:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Four Seasons Resort, 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea; 808874-8000; www.fourseasons.com/maui/ CARRIE LEE BRADY GYOTAKU ART EXHIBITION - Daily. Carrie’s nature prints are found in art collections worldwide and can be purchased in galleries throughout the Hawaiian islands. Described as energetic, yet sensitive, these fine, original prints are a unique translation between science and art. Free. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Maui Crafts Guild, 69 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-579-9697 KIRK KUROKAWA & AL SCHWARTZ - Daily. Two masters of their mediums, Kirk Kurokawa and Al Schwartz, have combined their creative talents into a comprehensive collection of artwork in an extraordinary exhibit being showcased. Free. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-5979; www.viewpointsgallerymaui.com

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Karaoke 8pm - 1:30am

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“FABULOUS FEATHERS” ART EXHIBITION - Daily. Lahaina Arts Society presents a new show by Ellen Levinsky, who has been creating feather art and jewelry on Maui since 1979. Free. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Banyan Tree Gallery, 649 Wharf Street, Lahaina; (888) 667-9175 32ND ANNUAL “ART MAUI” PRESENTS ART EXHIBITION OF MAUI COUNTY - Daily. Come join us to celebrate our local artists as they showcase their art, while being judged by Kenneth Bushnell, a Professor of Art Emeritus at University of Hawaii. Free. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.artmaui.com/ ITS ALL TIKI. BENEFIT TIKI ART EXHIBITION Daily. South shore Tiki Lounge wll be having a Tiki Art Show with featured artists: Scott Johnson, Marla Johnson, Rachel G, Ron Pitts, Reuben Cantere, Randall Rospond.. And Many More.. Free. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. South Shore Tiki Lounge, Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-874-6444; www.southshoretikilounge.com NEW ART SHOW FEATURING: DAVID IVAN CLARK, TREMAIN SMITH AND MICHAEL KESSLER - Daily. Clark’s atmospheric oil works on stainless steel evoke quiet landscapes that invite the viewer’s eyes to horizons far beyond the physical borders of his paintings.His works had just recently been featured at the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art. Free. 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Paia Contemporary Gallery, 83 B Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-579-8444; http://www.paiacontemporarygallery.com ARTIST MORT LUBY PAINTING & ART SHOWINGS - Fri. Mort Luby will be painting on location and discussing his work at Maui Hands in Lahaina, all February and March. The Gallery will feature both his water color and oil paintings. Free. 4:30-7 p.m. Maui Hands, Lahaina, 612 Front St., Ste. D, Lahaina; 808-667-9898; http://www.mauihands.com ART NIGHT - Fri. Stroll through Lahaina Town’s many art galleries. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments. Each week features a different guest artist. Featured artists this week include the Twins, whose work will be on display. Free. 8 p.m. Lahaina Town, 808- 661-6284

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FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI Daily (except Thu). Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7 a.m.-7 p.m. Farmers Market Maui & Deli, 3636 Lower Honoapiilaina Road, Lahaina; 808-669-7004

CANOES - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6 p.m.; Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-0937.

West Maui CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Mark Burnett 4:30 p.m.-10 a.m.; Fri, Harry Troupe 4:30 p.m.10 a.m.; Sat, Scottie Rotten; Sun, Mark Burnett; Every Mon & Tue, Scottie Rotten; Wed, Mark Burnett 4:30-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina , 808-661-4855.

KAHULUI SHOPPING CENTER “GREEN DRAGON: FARMER’S MARKET - Every Tue, Wed & Fri. “Green Dragon” Farmer’s market feature Arts, crafts, food booths and fresh Maui produce. Free. 7 a.m.-4 p.m. Kahului Shopping Center, 65 W. Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului; ; gdmaui@hotmail.com

DAVID PAUL’S ISLAND GRILL - Every Fri & Sat, Local artists 9 p.m. 900 Front St. Suite A101, Lahaina, HI, 96761, Lahaina, 808-662-3000. DUKES BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Garrett Probst 6-8 p.m.; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Jack Oversized Productions 6-8 p.m.; Sun, Ernie & Miles 6-8 p.m.; Every Mon, Tue & Wed, Damien & Edee 6-8 p.m. 130 Kai Malina Parkway, Lahaina, 808-662-2900.

FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - Every Mon, Tue, Wed & Thu. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Farmers Market of Maui, 61 South Kihei Road, Kihei; 808-875-0949

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DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Billy & The Bad Dogs 4-7 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-875-9669.

BEACH BUM’S BAR & GRILL - Tue, Randall Respond 5-8 p.m. 300 Maalaea Rd. # 1M, Wailuku, 808-243-2286.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Wed, Jordan Cudsworth 4-8 p.m.; Every Mon & Thu, Junior Lacuesta 4-8 p.m.; Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8 p.m.; Sat, Ryan Robinson & Wolf 4-7 p.m.; Sun, Dan & Ann 5-9 p.m.; Tue, Rick Glencross 4-8 p.m.; Tue, Rick Glencross 4-8 p.m.; Wed, Live Music 3:30-7 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E, Kihei, 808-891-8010. LONGHI’S WAILEA - Sat, Longhi’s. The Shops at Wailea, 3750 Wailea Ala Nui , Wailea, 808-891-8883. MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Sat, The Celtic Tigers 6:30-9 p.m.; Mon, Acoustico 6:30-8 p.m.; Thu, Willie K 6:30-8 p.m.; Fri, Gail Swanson 6:30-8 p.m.; Sat, Jazz on the Blue 7-10 p.m.; Tue, Murray Thorne 6:30-8 p.m.; Thu, Willie K Dinner and Show 6:30-8 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 808-874-1131. SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Fri, Mango Pickers 4-6 p.m.; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6 a.m.; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4 a.m.-6 p.m.; Mon, Kanoa of Gomega 4-6 a.m.; Thu, Erin Smith 4-6 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-6444. SPICES - Sun, The Crunch Pups 6-9 p.m. 2259 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-891-8860. STELLA BLUES CAFE - Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6 p.m.; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6 p.m.; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6 p.m.; Mon, Tom Cherry and Mike Finkiewicz 4-6 p.m.; Wed, Cyrus Clarke 4-6 p.m. 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei, 808-874-3779. TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Taqueria Cruz. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112, Kihei, 808-875-2910. TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE - Thu, Jazz With Phil And Angela Benoit 5:30-9 p.m.; Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9 p.m.; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9 p.m.; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:309 p.m.; Every Sun & Wed, Merv Oana 5:30-9 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., Kihei, 808-875-9983.

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GIAN DON’S - Thu, Jeff New Island Style Music 5-7 p.m.; Fri, Angie Carr 5-8 p.m.; Sun, Louise Lambert, Merika, Joi & Curt Lee present “A Family Affair” 7:30-9 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-4041.

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MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Thu, Tony Ray Band “Swing Show” 6:30-8 p.m.; Wed, Phil & Angela Benoit 6:30-8 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 808-579-9999.

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KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Tue, Ladies Pau Hana Drink Specials with Streetwalker Band 5:30-7 p.m.; Sat, UFC #111 St. Pierre VS. Hardy 4-7 p.m. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului, 808-877-9001.

5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., 808-669-1500.

NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Sat, Coelho Morrison 7-9 p.m.; Sun, Andrew Kaina 7-9 p.m.; Thu, Kincaid Basques and Albert Kaiana 6:30-9 p.m.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Every Fri & Sat, Kincaid Basques 7-9 p.m. All sets 6:30 or 7-9 p.m.

200 Nohea Kai Drive, 808-661-1234. UMALU - Daily (except Wed), Live Music 4-6 p.m.; Thu, Off Tomorrow 6-9 p.m.; Daily (except Wed), Live Music 7-9 p.m.; Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-6 p.m.

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Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa

CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY RESTAURANT - Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Menehune Music and Bryan and Friends 8-11 p.m.; Every Tue & Sat, Francois’ Piano 11:30 a.m.; Sun, Fausto’s Guitar 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Friends of Bryan 5:30 p.m. 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului, 808-873-6555.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Daily, Solo guitarists and sunset hula dancers 5:30-8 p.m.; Sun, Miles Ahead Duo 8-11 a.m.; Wed, Desmond Yap 5:30-9 p.m.

OHANA BAR & GRILL - Every Sun, Thu & Sat, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-9 p.m.; Every Wed & Thu, Live Music 5:30-9 p.m. Kaanapali Beach Hotel 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy., 808-661-0011. TIKI BAR & GRILL - Daily, Music by Lanui 6-9 p.m.; Daily, Hula Show 6:30-7 p.m.; Thu, Daniel Palakiko 6-9 p.m.; Every Sun & Mon, Kealaoka’ (Jason Fundang) 6-9 p.m.; Every Tue & Wed, Leo Kane 6-9 p.m. TIKI TERRACE RESTAURANT - Sun, Ka’anapali Champagne Brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua One Ritz-Carlton Drive, 808-669-6200. ALALOA LOUNGE - Every Fri & Sat, Live entertainment 8-12 p.m. Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua One Ritz Carlton Drive, 808-669-6200. RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA - Daily, The Lounge. Royal Lahaina Resort 2780 Kekaa Dr., 808-661-3611. ROYAL OCEAN TERRACE - Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Live Hawaiian Music 6-8 p.m.; Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Live Hawaiian Music 6-8 p.m. Sheraton Maui 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy., 808-661-0031. LAGOON BAR - Daily, Live Music 6-9 p.m.; Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 6-8 p.m.; Daily, Cliff Diving Ceremony 6-8 p.m. Sugar Cane Train 975 Limahana Place, 808-661-0088. SUGAR CANE TRAIN - Thu, Sugar Cane Train Dinner 5 p.m.; Daily, Ride the Sugar Cane Train 10 a.m.4 p.m. Warren & Annabelle’s 900 Front St., . WARREN & ANNABELLE’S - Mon-Sat, Warren & Annabelle’s Magic Show 5 p.m. Westin Maui Resort & Spa

Marriot Maui Ocean Club

2365 Kaanapali Pkwy., 808-667-2525.

100 Nohea Kai Drive, 808-667-1200.

ONO BAR & GRILL - Fri, Brian Haia 6-9 p.m.; Sat, Keali’i Lum 6-9 p.m.; Sun, Raz Shaggai 6-9 p.m.;

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Wed, Scott Baird Duo with James DeBose 6-9 p.m.

Wailea Beach Marriot Resort & Spa

TROPICA - Every Mon & Sat, Mitch Kepa 6-9 p.m.; Sun, Keali’i Lum 6-9 p.m.; Tue, Steve Sargenti 6-9 p.m.; Every Wed, Thu & Fri, Benny Uyetake 6-9 p.m.

3700 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-879-1922.

South Maui THE SHOPS AT WAILEA - Wed, Marti Kluth 6:30-8 p.m.; Wed, Jamie Lawerence and friends 6:30-8 p.m. Fairmont Kea Lani 4100 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-840-8402. FAIRMONT KEA LANI - Daily, Live Music 5:30-9 p.m.

LOBBY LOUNGE - Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-6 p.m.; Every Mon, Wed, Thu & Sat, Contemporary Music 8:30-10 p.m.; Fri, Jazz Music 8-11 p.m.; Sun, Hawaiian Music 8:30-10 p.m.; Tue, Jazz Music 8-10 p.m.; Daily, Hula Dancers 5:30-6 p.m. Grand Wailea Resort & Spa 3850 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-875-1234. BOTERO BAR & LOUNGE - Wed, Live Hawaiian Music 5:30-9 p.m. GRAND DINING ROOM - Sun, Live Hawaiian Music and Hula Performances 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m. GRAND WAILEA RESORT - Wed, “45 Ton” Humpback Whale Lecture - Wailea 6-7 p.m. Makena Beach & Golf Resort 5400 Makena Alanui, 808-875-5888.

Hotel Hana-Maui 5031 Hana Hwy., 808-248-8211.

MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Sun, Live Music 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Maui Coast Hotel 2259 S. Kihei Rd., 808-891-8860. TRADEWINDS POOLSIDE CAFE - Every Mon & Sat, Bobby Ingraham 6-9 p.m.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Forget learning iambic pentameter or finding the perfect bouquet of roses. Traditional romance is all well and good, but what will work best here isn’t a sonnet or flowers, but something more unique, real, and raw. Open up and just be vulnerable in a way that presenting a poem or store-bought blooms could never do for you. It doesn’t involve reenacting a scene from some stupid movie or even anything remotely poetic; it just involves being absolutely and genuinely you, even if that seems incredibly mundane and prosaic to you. Trusting another person with your real self is about as romantic as it gets.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Bragging is never attractive. Even when people attempt to do it subtly, anyone with two brain cells to rub together can see right through them. Learn from them—don’t do it. Rattling off a list of your accomplishments won’t get you anywhere. Anyone who’s going to be into you because of your achievements is a moron, anyway, so impressing them should not be high on your list of priorities. Those who like you for you will be all the more amazed when they discover that you modestly didn’t mention all the shit you’ve done—and they’ll adore you all the more for it.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Your emotions at times are so overwhelming that you really have trouble moving on to the next thing until you’ve worked through them. At this point, you know more or less how to do that—but you often require time or attention that isn’t immediately available. This is when a little compartmentalization can go a long way. Put them aside until you can deal with them later. Then do address them later; letting them sit and fester would be very bad. However, being able to choose when, where, and how you deal with the stuff that’s happening to you is an important life skill. Practice it this week.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Make yourself ugly this week. Sometimes you get so worried about how you’re perceived that it actually holds you back from fulfilling your potential. Throw all that out the window for a while. Forego wearing nice clothes, doing your hair, or wearing makeup (as much as you can get away with, anyway), and see who’s superficial enough to snub you, and who might be impressed by the confidence it takes to just let it all hang out. However, this isn’t just an experiment to screen out the shallowest of your acquaintances, but rather simply an opportunity for you to let go (at least a little) of what other people think. Seize it.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) While any wrongs you’ve committed should have been forgiven and forgotten by now, especially given your efforts to make amends, some people just aren’t adept at letting go of their grudges. This is a tough thing to accept; however, you don’t really have much choice. Nothing you can say or do will speed up this process—in fact, mostly you’d just make it worse. It’s time to simply let go and move on. If they’re ever going to come around (and that’s a big “if”), they need to do it in their own time and in their own way. Until then, just leave it alone.

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) What you’re up to now is like waiting for an earthquake or global warming to make your house suddenly be on beach-front property. Don’t be that passive, because what you’re hoping for will never happen (the way you’re imagining and going about it). You’ve got to take some action here, and push for what you want. You may never be able to move your house to an ocean view—but if you were determined enough, I’m sure you could end up living somewhere near the beach. What you want is in your grasp—it’s a matter of not being lazy and sitting around waiting for it to be handed to you.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Speed up your thought process. It does you virtually no good to realize an hour or two after the event that someone cute was flirting with you, and not just being friendly. You need to be present enough to figure out, in the moment, what’s actually happening, so you can respond to it appropriately. This is mostly a matter of paying proper attention, reading between the lines, and being imaginative enough to formulate and test theories about what’s really going on before the moment has passed. The best part is: this process is fun. Open your eyes and mind, and get out there and play.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Your competitive nature means you can never throw a game—even if some people think it’s the “right” thing to do. The best you can do is simply absent yourself from the whole situation—not giving it your all if you were there would be inconceivable. That, unfortunately, may be the bestcase scenario this week. If you’d feel similarly bad about a win or a loss here, all that’s left for you to do is abstain, and accept the outcome that occurs without your involvement. Walk away, already, and go find something else to do—preferably something distracting.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Sagittarians are completely unfamiliar with the concept of losing on purpose; you, however, know that there are times to retreat and that sometimes losing a battle is better for your overall strategy than simply charging into the fray without holding anything back. This week may present this exact scenario. Take a step back and look at the big picture. Would a loss or retreat on this particular front help you achieve your ultimate aim? All signs point to yes. Be a gracious and benevolent loser, and wait for your moment to strike; it will come.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) People who lose a lot can sometimes set themselves up to lose a whole bunch more; by resigning themselves to failure, they often create that very outcome practically before the game’s begun. Be careful; you may be cultivating this very loser mentality. Permanently forget phrases like “unlucky in love,” or “financially unstable” and never again apply them to yourself. Model yourself after someone who’s successful in the area you’ve had a streak of bad luck in. You may never achieve their level of success—but chances are, if you can shake the idea that you will always suck, you’ll come close.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) It’s not often you get a craving for something specific; usually, you’re more or less happy with whatever comes along. However, once you really focus in on something, you’re virtually insatiable. That’s no problem, really; it’s kind of fascinating. The conflict occurs when it’s something you can’t have—or that you rely on someone else to provide. Then you can’t satisfy your own cravings, and consequently become an unmanageable mess. This is when a compelling distraction is in order, to keep your mind off what you can’t have (enough of). Luckily, one of these is floating around; avail yourself of it.

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