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VOLUME 13 ✚ ISSUE 46 5 NEWS & VIEWS

THIS WEEK’S QUESTION Name something you think should be allowed in public that isn’t?

Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com Nose picking Calendar Editor/Staff Writer: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com Data Manager: Philippa Tilley Nudity Proofreader: Dina Wilson Pot smoking Intern: Sierra Brown Stripping Contributors: Jessica Armstrong, Caeriel Crestin, Beau Ewan, Nancy Kanyuk, Doug Levin, Jared Libby, Greg Mebel, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Sara Tekula, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower Beating bank CEOs Art Director: Chris Skiles (808) 281-8975 / chris@mauitime.com Sex Graphic Designers: Amy Mendolia, Christina Tarleton Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com Floggings, torture and executions

Coconut Wireless longs for the creativity of a Souki sponge. The good news: the legislature passed the civil union bill. The (potentially) bad news: now it's in Lingle's hands. LC Watch finds out where the boardmembers live. Charles Djou gets some outside help in Spin Cycle. Airlines collect more fees in By the Numbers. Open Letters calls out mushrooms. Quizunderstood asks about Adam Sandler and gubernatorial succession.

A Facebook mom logs into Reader Feedback.

Animal poop turns to gold in News of the Weird. Eh Brah! has bedroom issues.

10 FEATURE STORY Breastfeeding: most of us did it, but it still makes many uncomfortable. Nancy Kanyuk wonders if we'll ever get over our hang-ups in a special Mother's Day report.

13 FOOD & DRINK King's in Wailuku dishes good Chinese (and non-Chinese) cuisine.

14 MUSIC SCENE Ynez Tongson finds the smart side of Slightly Stoopid.

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The Week in Review HYPER LOCAL Picking on campaign fliers is too easy.

Also, it's not very interesting. Aside from the occasional Souki sponge, candidates rarely get creative with their self-promotion, opting instead for the usual mix of bullet-pointed accomplishments (or “accomplishments”), platitude-laden promises and grip-and-grin photos, featuring some combination of children, old people and/or hard hats. But I can't let this one pass. A couple weeks ago, while discussing Sol Kaho'ohalahala's Mayoral candidacy, I wrote: “others, including former Planning Director Chris Hart, have entered the race, but none seem likely to make a significant splash.” It wasn't intended as a personal knock against Hart, just an observation that so far he doesn't appear to be a legitimate contender. Of course, it's early; things could change. Then I got a campaign flier from the Hart camp that features, prominently, a Maui News quote calling him “highly respected” and noting his “professional approach.” So what's wrong with that? Nothing, except that the quote is from 1990. Which leaves only two possibilities, neither of them good: no one has said anything nice about Hart since the first Bush Administration, or his campaign team looked at a mildly laudatory, 20-yearold quote and thought, “Bingo!”...

LOCAL Last month, Spin Cycle reviewed the troubling history of Aloha Tower Development Corp. (ATDC), a public corporation formed in 1981 to oversee construction in the area around the historic Aloha Tower lighthouse on Oahu. Since then, ATDC has pretty much defined failure.

On April 8, State Auditor Marion Higa blasted the corporation, calling it “flawed, obsolete and mismanaged.” Four days later, Gov. Lingle released $900,000 in state funds to settle a lawsuit brought

fine. In the first quarter of 2009, Alexander & Baldwin made a $3 million profit. In the first quarter of 2010, according to a company statement released earlier this week, that figure rose to $17.3 million. The spike is due mostly to A&B's real estate and shipping arms, though, according to CEO Stanley Kuriyama, the “expectation for significant improvement in agribusiness performance in 2010 is unchanged.”

Of course, it wouldn't be an A&B release without this, also from Kuriyama: “although market prices for sugar have fallen recently... we continue to focus our efforts on restoring profitability and maintaining access to water” (emphasis added, unnecessarily for the discerning reader)....

This is what creativity looks like.

NOT LOCAL by a Texas developer (one of several lawsuits filed against ATDC). Ah, but then there was SB2942, a bill that would have dismantled ATDC and transferred its duties to other, existing agencies. Later, the bill was amended (read: had its teeth ripped out), with the new goal to “[establish] a task force to determine the feasibility and economic effects of”...well, you get the picture. Even that de-fanged version didn't gain traction, and SB2942 died a quiet death in committee, meaning ATDC has at least one more year to become even more flawed and obsolete.... Hats off to the Honolulu Weekly for putting Rafael del Castillo on the cover. Who's Rafael del Castillo, you ask? Exactly. “Despite the fact that Honolulu's special congressional election has largely been reported as a race between three familiar, highly polarizing politicians, the ballots that will begin to appear in Honolulu voters' mailboxes next week will feature the names of 14 candidates,” reads the story, written by Weekly Managing Editor Adrienne LaFrance. Del Castillo is one of those 14 candidates, and his

resume is impressive. Though Mauians don't get to vote in this election, it obviously holds significance for all of Hawaii. For the complete story, go to honoluluweekly.com....

Speaking of those three polarizing politicians, Republican Charles Djou is gaining momentum; a recent Honolulu Advertiser poll puts him ahead of both Ed Case and Colleen Hanabusa, his Democratic rivals.

Fearing a Scott Brown redux—and in his home state no less—President Obama is apparently planning to work the phones (in pre-recorded form). “Aloha, this is President Barack Obama on behalf of the Democratic Party,” reads the text of a message that will start going out to Honolulu voters, according to a KITV report. “As you know, there is an election for Congress taking place and your support for a Democrat is crucial for us in pushing forward our agenda for change.” Seriously guys: if you elect Djou, how is Obama going to meet his goal of turning us into a socialist dictatorship by Christmas?... The long-term viability of Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar may be in doubt, but its parent company is doing

Hey, you know whose opinion about the BP oil spill I don't want to hear? Brownie's.

You remember Brownie, aka Michael Brown, the only man ever to head up both FEMA and the International Arabian Horse Association, and the dude who was in charge of managing disasters when we kind of mismanaged that little disaster down in the Gulf. During a recent sit-down with FOX News (They Interview Incompetent Former Bureaucrats, You Decide), Brownie suggested that Obama allowed the spill to spread to forward his anti-Big Oil agenda.

“This is exactly what they want, because now he can pander to the environmentalists and say, 'I'm gonna shut it down because it's too dangerous,'” said Brownie. “This president has never supported Big Oil, he's never supported offshore drilling, and now he has an excuse to shut it back down.” You know those environmentalists: destroy one ecosystem and you'll never hear the end of it. ■

To change the way companies and individuals approach environmental issues, the government has to develop good, timely policies.

A thorough review of the Environmental Review System hasn’t been conducted since...

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Maui’s upper West side boasts lots of dining and drinking options. After dinner at Java Jazz in Honokowai some friends from Oahu picked me up for Saturday evening cocktails and dessert. We headed to...

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A South by Southwest talent scout is coming to Maui. Last year, Anuhea represented the Valley Isle. Who will it be this year?

You? Drop by Bistro Casanova on May 21, where Phil Tripp will be looking for...

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THE BLOG ROLL Yesterday in Paia town, MauiTime Art Director Chris Skiles caught Adam Sandler reading the latest issue.

Not wanting to miss his chance, Skiles nabbed the...

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Civil Unions: Will She Sign?

Lingle stays mum on HB444 “

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his is a decision that will live in history. The stance we take now will be remembered. Sitting passively on the sidelines and tossing up your hands doesn't cut it. Neither does straddling the fence, trying to placate intolerant people—decent and well intentioned as they may be—who hide behind their clergyman, their upbringing or their own ignorance-steeped fears...”

day as the House vote. “If the Legislature wanted to establish the equivalent of samesex marriage, they should have put it on the ballot for the people to decide.”

“This bill should not be allowed to become law,” Aiona added, in case there was any doubt about his feelings.

Last year, before HB444 was derailed, there was speculation that, if it passed, Lingle might leave the state and allow Aiona

This is a big moment for our Governor. As she prepares to leave office, she has a chance to do something significant, to strike a resounding blow for civil rights.

We wrote that in March 2009. At the time, the state legislature was considering HB444, a bill that, anyone who's paid even a modicum of attention knows, would legalize same-sex civil unions in Hawaii, granting gay couples some of the same rights as married straight couples.

Now, more than a year later, both the state Senate and House have passed HB444. It survived protests, revisions and political backpedaling. It made national headlines and sparked a heated, protracted debate that featured the predictable mix of gay-rights groups and anti-gay crusaders. But to retrace HB444's circuitous history isn't the point.

The point is that, after the House passed the bill with a 31-20 vote last week, it is now one signature away from becoming law.

That signature, of course, must come from the hand of Gov. Linda Lingle, who has remained strangely silent about her intentions, even in the face of mounting scrutiny and repeated media inquiries.

As of this writing, Lingle hasn't released a statement acknowledging the bill's passage, let alone indicated which way she's leaning.

She has until July 6 to sign, veto or allow the bill to move forward without her signature.

We know what Lt. Gov., Duke Aiona thinks. “The State House's last-minute political maneuvering is unfortunate for the people of Hawaii who have voiced their support for traditional marriage,” Aiona said in a statement released April 29, the same

to veto the bill. It's a move that would play well with Aiona's religious base, a base he's counting on to help him in this year's gubernatorial election. Lingle and Aiona both recently returned from a California trip, however, and with 250 bills headed for her desk, it would seem an odd time to jet off again. One way or the other, this looks like Lingle's call.

If she does exercise veto power, the legislature won't have enough votes for an override. And even if they did, House and Senate leaders have indicated they won't push for another vote.

This is a big moment for our Governor.

Over the past eight years, we've made no secret of the fact that we disapprove of her governing style and disagree with many of her policies and decisions. But now, as she prepares to leave office, she has a chance to do something significant, to strike a resounding blow for civil rights. This is, as we wrote last year, a decision that will live in history. Let's hope Lingle, and Hawaii, come down on the right side. ■

If you feel passionate about this issue either way, it's worth noting the Governor is soliciting feedback (not just on HB444, but all the bills she has to consider). Follow the link at hawaii.gov/gov.

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LCWATCH RESTORING BALANCE

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ast month, we told you about the case of Ron McOmber, the Adjudication Board nominee (and former Liquor Commission and Adjudication member) who the County Council rejected after past allegations of sexual harassment and other issues were brought forward. The current nominee for that still-vacant Adjudication seat is Linda Fernandez, who's awaiting Council approval. Both McOmber and Fernandez are from Lanai.

This led several readers to ask if there are currently any Lanai residents on either of the LC's boards. The answer is no. Now, there's no rule that says all parts of the county must be represented on boards and commissions. The County Charter says only that when making appointments, “the mayor shall give due consideration to balanced geographic representation.” So how balanced are the LC boards?

The Adjudication Board has eight members (minus the empty seat).

At present, it breaks down like this: two (Donald Fujii and Bill Kanaka) from Wailuku, two (Marilyn Colvin and Marilyn Chapman) from Kihei, one (Ralph Masdada) from Kula, one (Glenn Kunitake) from Kahului and one (Jerrybeth DeMello) from Lahaina.

The nine members of the Liquor Commission, meanwhile, are dispersed thusly: three (Edwin Yokouchi, Robert Tanaka and Lee Ohigashi) from Wailuku, two (James Gomes and Monica Revells) from Kula and one each from Lahaina (Blackie Gadarian), Pukalani (Merlyn Winters), Kihei (M.D. Alborano) and Molokai (Henry Kauka Jr.).

That's a decent sampling all things considered. The fact that, say, Makawao doesn't have a rep doesn't seem like such a big deal; someone from Kula or Pukalani probably has that area covered. On the other hand, you could argue that it's essential for Lanai and Molokai to both be represented since only a resident would have adequate knowledge of the liquor-selling establishments in those places (insert joke about LC boardmembers' knowledge of liquorselling establishments and liquor in general here). Which makes it a good thing (in theory) that Fernandez—who Mayoral assistant Marian Feenstra told LC Watch was the “only other person on the list”—applied. ■ - Jacob Shafer

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By the NUMBERS

$7.8 billion “Ancillary fees” collected by the U.S. airline industry in 2009

$5.5 billion Ancillary fees collected in 2008

90 percent Portion of Hawaii roads that are in “less than good condition,” according to a recent report

$503 Amount this costs the average Hawaii driver in “additional operating” expenses, more than every state but California and New Jersey Sources: U.S. Department of Transportation, U.S. Public Interest Research Group

SPIN CYCLE Outside intrusion...

“This outside intrusion into a Hawaii political campaign is unprecedented and unnecessary. There should be no need for a mainland Democrat group to be involved unless they are afraid of how the people of Hawaii will vote.”

- From an April 8 statement by U.S. House candidate Charles Djou, responding to attack ads funded by the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee Too bad Djou doesn't have any support from Mainland interests.

Well, except for the fundraiser hosted by Republican National Committee (RNC) Chairman Michael Steele in January. Or the $94,305 that was transfered from the RNC to the Hawaii Republican Party in March, according to the most recent filing with the Federal Elections Committee.

Or the $51,300 Djou's campaign has received from Political Action Committees not based in Hawaii. Or the two appearances he's made on FOX News in the last three months (February 4 on Red Eye; April 21 on The Sean Hannity Show, during which Hannity told Djou, after a series of softballs, “I like everything that you're saying”).

Other than that, he's on his own.

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become “self-sponsored” and out of the Re the April 29 house, feel free to criticize, but remember, feature “Animal not only will your father and I be spending Wrongs?”: You your inheritance on trips to Sturgis and Las wrote: “...there Vegas. Sex in your old room is a guarantee are alternatives to on the first night you move out and as far as the severe practices the dining room table goes, been there. that outrage activists and Sincerely, make headlines...[such as] force feeding for foie gras.” What alternatives? If a duck or goose isn't force fed to swell it's liver about Every Parent OVER 35 (via post) 10 to 12 times its normal size, the food product is not foie gras, it is pate and does Avery and Jory respond: Mom?! Seriously, not command the high price charged for next time you want to get in touch with foie gras. As far as cultural issues, what does us, can you please just knock? No more French “culture” have to do with Hawaii? of this writing-MauiTime-and-publiclyThe “foot in the door argument” offered airing-all-of-our-business type of behavior. by the Farm Bureau is bogus, as this can be Yes, we still live at home and yes, we need fallaciously said about any restriction. Does to borrow some money from time to time prohibiting yelling and yes, we need “fire” in a crowded help with the finer theater lead to loss of aspects of doing freedom of speech? our own laundry, The conclusion that and yes we ate the “perhaps to ban remainder of your the objectionable tuna sandwich... methods, not the food but did you have itself is the answer,” to tell all of Maui? was the essence of If you think this SB 2170. It banned is somehow products that were motivational, made as result of you should know force feeding. If they that your letter have an “alternative,” (specifically: the it would not have “sex in our room” applied with this part) has motivated proposed bill. us to stay at home, PLUS: SUMMER MOVIE PREVIEW BEST OF MAUI BALLOT SPADE IN LAHAINA indefinitely. So there.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK: “There will come a point when Central Maui’s self-serve frozen yogurt needs are met…”

Mike Moran, Kihei Sincerely, (via e-mail) Avery & Jory Re the April 29 Coconut Wireless: Really enjoyed your take on the latest Furlough P.S. We need that $20 we talked about.

Friday round of BS! You said exactly what I was thinking, only better. Thank you.

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BILLS SEEKING TO BAN FOIE GRAS AND SHARK FIN SOUP RAISE THE QUESTION: WHEN DOES A CULTURAL DELICACY BECOME ANIMAL CRUELTY?

1. Gov. Linda Lingle and Lt. Gov. Duke Aiona were recently out of state at the same time. Who became acting Governor in their absence?

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2. For the past few weeks, Adam Sandler has been on Maui filming a movie. On what '80s sitcom did he make his screen debut?

Bonus: What was his character's name?

3. Maui's new professional baseball team, Na Ikaika Koa of the Golden Baseball League (GBL), will play its first home game in June. What former big league player did the GLB offer to pay $1 million if he entered the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame wearing the colors of the San Diego Surf Dawgs (a team he played one season for at age 46)?

See answers, page 29

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OUTSOURCE OF OUR PROBLEMS American companies continue trying to outsource work overseas, no matter how increasingly improbable the project. The Chronicle of Higher Education in April reported on the University of Houston business school's contract to have student papers uploaded to “teaching assistants� (mostly residing in India, Singapore and Malaysia), who read them, mark them up and offer constructive advice. UH professor Lori Whisenant, who initiated the university's contract with the firm EduMetry, said she is generally pleased with the results.

EXPENSIVE CRAP (1) Swiss clockmaker Artya announced in March the creation of a wristwatch set in fossilized dinosaur feces (with a strap made with skin from an American cane toad).

Designer Yvan Arpa told the Associated Press the watch would sell for about $12,000. (2) The spa Ten Thousand Waves near Santa Fe, N.M., is only the latest U.S. facility to offer as a “signature� treatment the “Japanese Nightingale Facial,� supposedly used for centuries by Japanese geisha for skin rejuvenation. Nightingale droppings are dried and sanitized, then spiced with oils and used as a face scrubber.

BOB MARSHALL'S MOM MUST HAVE HAD A TON OF ABORTIONS...

Virginia state legislator Bob Marshall, speaking in February in opposition to state funding for Planned Parenthood, said the organization is partly responsible for the number of disabled children in America. According to the Old Testament, he said, being forced to bear a disabled child is punishment for the mother's having earlier aborted her first-born. “[W] hen you abort the first-born...nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children.� Said Marshall, the organization ought to call itself “Planned Barrenhood.�

STROKE OF BAD LUCK When stroke victims recover, they sometimes acquire bizarre obsessions, like one by David Stopher of North Tynesdale, England, who found himself unable to say no to salespeople. According to a March Daily Mail report, the biggest beneficiary of Stopher's condition has been the wireless telephone network (known as 3), whose marketers had signed Stopher up for six different phones and plans at the same time.

(He was paying for all of them on time until his brothers stepped in to persuade 3 to restructure the account).

WHAT ABOUT THE EFFECTS OF YOGA ON COCAINE-ADDLED MENOPAUSAL MONKEYS? A North Carolina research organization in March, picking the state's 10 worst destinations for federal stimulus grants, included two ongoing projects at Wake

Forest University: long-term cocaineaddiction in monkeys, and the potential benefits of yoga on menopausal hot flashes.

Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations, 200 words or less (which we reserve the right to edit), changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent to “Eh Brah!� c/o MauiTime, 33 N. Market St, Ste. 201, Wailuku, HI 96793 or send an e-mail to

ehbrah@mauitime.com I get it; you don’t love me anymore. But could you at least have the courtesy not to tell all your friends about my little “problemâ€?? This is, in case you haven’t noticed, a very small island, and word spreads faster than a tourist girl’s legs after three mai tais and a moonlight ukulele serenade. The dating pool is already shallow enough without having a three stroke handicap before I even step up to the tee, if you’ll excuse the mixed sports metaphor. In all honesty, your big mouth has driven me to start pricing plane tickets to some place that doesn’t feature a hag of an ex girlfriend who can’t keep bedroom secrets in the bedroom. Now that I think about it, that was probably your plan all along. And since I refuse to give you the satisfaction of driving me out, I guess I’ll just keep spending Friday nights with Rosy Palm and her ďŹ ve sisters, and ďŹ ll the rest of my time hating you. â–

GROSSEST SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP EVER Researchers from Royal Roads University in Canada reported last year that the large, carnivorous pitcher plants of Borneo prefer to eat insects and spiders, but where those are in short supply, as in the Philippines highlands, the pitchers have grown to a size accommodating an alternative source of the nitrogen they need. The pitchers have “learned� that if they produce copious amounts of nectar, it will attract the tiny-mouse-sized tree shrew to harvest it, and the shrews, trapped inside the plant, will leave droppings directly on the spot most advantageous for the pitcher to consume them. Said professor Charles Clarke, discovery of the arrangement “totally blew us away.�

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DYSFUNCTIONAL DOESN'T COVER IT (1) Steven Plank, 52, was arrested in Port St. Lucie, Florida, in March after a spat with his disabled father, who had apparently used the stove out of turn to boil some potatoes.

According to police, Plank dumped the pot of water on his dad, then grabbed the urine cup hanging on dad's walker and dumped that on him, too. (2) Jacoby Laquan Smith, 33, was charged with beating up his quadruple-amputee girlfriend in St. Paul, Minnesota, in March because, he said, she had blocked his view of the television. The girlfriend, 28, who lost both hands and part of both legs from a childhood illness, fought back, punching Smith and dumping her bedpan on him. Said Smith, of his frequent fights with her, “She'll swing, push me down and choke me with her nubs.�

INCOMPETENT CRIMINALS (1) Police in Berwick, Maine, made an easy collar in April, solving four residential burglaries. As it turns out, their two suspects (ages 33 and 32) committed the crimes while wearing their GPS monitoring bracelets following an earlier arrest in New Hampshire, and their movements perfectly coincided with the burglars' route. (2) In April, the Drug Warehouse burglar in Tulsa, Oklahoma, escaped, but the crime was captured on surveillance video and features the perp, apparently hearing sirens, grabbing his ladder and scrambling up through the ceiling to find the passage he used to get in. However, as he scrambled, he kept falling through the ceiling to the floor, only to have to try again. He fell to the floor six times, but apparently escaped on the seventh try. â– To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/notw46

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BREAST INTENTIONS Despite increased acceptance, breastfeeding remains a complex, controversial subject. A special Mother’s Day report

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hey’re marketing tools, advertising gimmicks and one of Heidi Klum’s best features. We restrain them, expose them, even enhance them but often forget what they’re made for. Seems only right that this Mother’s Day we should celebrate breasts, not as Victoria's Secret-type objects of desire but as they were meant to be: life-sustaining sources of nourishment.

Why is it that we’re OK with Pamela Anderson, former Baywatch babe, routinely strutting her surgically enhanced stuff but are squeamish if Mom provides baby a snack in a public place? (In some states it goes beyond squeamishness and is actually considered indecent exposure.) And why does social commentator Bill Maher get lots of laughs when he says, “Breastfeeding a baby is an intimate act, and I don't want to watch strangers performing intimate acts. At least not for free.”

Breastfeeding has somehow gotten tied up in America’s schizophrenic view of sex. In popular culture, overt sexuality (and breasts)

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sell. But take it (or them) off the pages of a magazine and put them at the next table in a restaurant and the puritanical streak still running through our psyche is triggered.

This hasn’t always been the case. Since breastfeeding is both the natural means of feeding a baby and a defining characteristic of being a mammal, it’s obviously been the norm rather than the exception throughout history. Mothers nursed—often publicly— in ancient Egypt, Greece, Rome, Japan and India. Check the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel; you’ll even see evidence of it there.

Fast forward to the early 20th century, post-WWII especially. Formula companies like Nestle were mostly to blame for breastfeeding taking a back seat to the bottle. They promoted and marketed the living daylights out of their products, espousing the “superiority of formula” over breast milk. And women believed it, sometimes with disastrous results. In Third World nations, women mixed the powder with contaminated water or diluted it to save money. Millions of babies suffered severe malnourishment and even death.

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These days, formula companies—or “masters of misinformation” as Nancy Irvine, lactation consultant and local childbirth educator calls them—are being held more or less accountable through laws like the International Code of Marketing Breast Milk Substitutes. But now they use more subtle techniques to woo women over to the “wonders” of formula—like providing free formula and other “goodies” to new mothers as they leave the hospital.

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he road to successful breastfeeding is littered with old wives tales, superstitions and even out-and-out lies. According to Kim Clelland, MPH and registered dietician with the Women, Infants and Children program at the Malama I Ke Ola Health Center, new (and often young) mothers worry that it's going to hurt and that they won’t be able to produce enough milk, neither of which is true in most cases.

And the belief that formula is somehow more convenient than breast milk should be considered a non-starter. Isn’t it obvious that breastfeeding mothers have their feeding

equipment with them at all times? Study after study shows that no formula can duplicate the properties of breast milk no matter how many supplements, vitamins or minerals are added. In fact, the list of benefits reads like a primer of health and wellness. Breastfeeding protects babies against stomach upsets, ear infections, respiratory illnesses, allergies, asthma, meningitis, childhood lymphoma, Crohn’s disease and ulcerative entercolitis. It reduces the risk of childhood diabetes and SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome), helps increase bone density and reduces the risk of heart disease later in life. And, if that’s not enough, breastfed babies have higher IQs. Benefits to the mother include: easier post-pregnancy weight loss, shrinkage of the uterus to normal size, increased bone strength and a lowered risk of certain cancers.

Plus, there's the obvious and essential bonding experience with your child.

So why doesn’t everybody breastfeed?

Here in the islands, many women do… at least for a while. In fact, the rates of breastfeeding are higher than the national average, according to CDC statistics—88

percent in Hawaii compared to the national average of 73 percent. But those numbers drop significantly at six months, in Hawaii to 56 percent and nationally to 43 percent.

They drop again at a year, in Hawaii to 35 percent and nationally to 21 percent.

According to both Irvine and Clelland, the problem is often easy access to formula. Says Irvine, “We have higher failure rates because of mothers receiving samples from formula companies.” Clelland, whose office is actually mandated to have formula available for free, says that “for those sitting on the fence [about breastfeeding] the formula looks very attractive… because for young girls, if they can’t get past the first week they will stop.”

expectant mother of one. “It had pre-mixed formula with nipples just ready to instantly use with the flick of a wrist. I remember sitting with my little three-week-early baby who was hungry; I was sobbing... and actually questioning my amazing body that has nurtured this baby and fed her for 22 months after we finally got a hang of nursing. I should have known better than [to] take that junk out of the hospital.”

Alyssa Haber-de Leon, a 29-year-old mother of two—who has no problem with nursing in public—says, “It makes me really sad that people feel that they can't nurse, or can't do it in public...it is such a natural and normal part of life. Our culture's sexualization of breasts has really screwed

Formula companies like Nestle were mostly to blame for breastfeeding taking a back seat to the bottle.

Education is crucial when dealing with any mother but especially for teenage moms.

Pat Regan, lactation educator at Kaiser.

“When young girls get pregnant people want to keep punishing these girls,” says Irvine. “Let’s make them good mothers.”

Irvine says she works with the whole family to make sure everyone's on board. She especially wants to have grandparents in her classes because “grandmothers can be a little resistant at first but come back after and suggest they wish they’d had something like this when they were giving birth. It takes a village. We live that here.”

Clelland observes that “girls whose mothers say they can’t breastfeed will often do it as a rebellion, proving to their parents that they’re not selfish.” Surprisingly, she says that often changes the dynamic between mother and daughter—for the better.

Lactation educator Pat Regan says Kaiser “is very pro-breastfeeding and gives out nothing from the formula companies—no diaper bags, no formula samples.” But, she adds, “the reality is, they’re lucky if they go six weeks. Some of the younger moms don’t do it because of the time. It takes dedication.”

Maui High School has gone the extra mile to help pregnant and nursing students, forming the Maui High School Pregnant and Parenting Teen Program. The goal, says program coordinator Crystal Kondo, is to make sure these young women graduate. They offer core courses in English, social studies, math and science as well as pre-natal and parenting classes, including breastfeeding. Best of all, they also offer child care.

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hen there are the women who know, even before they give birth, that they will breastfeed—those truly and preemptively committed to the cause. But even these new mothers can be challenged, both by issues of nursing in public and by the availability and seductiveness of formula. “Bringing home that formula bag from the hospital that Infamil calls a 'diaper bag' [is] really a Trojan horse, if you ask me,” says Akiko Shero, a 31-year-old

over babies nutritionally.”

And nutrition is the key. While it happens less here than in developing countries, babies who are not breastfed often die.

According to UNICEF, 6 million babies are saved every year through exclusive breastfeeding. Unfortunately, according to World Health Organization (WHO) statistics, less than 35 percent of infants worldwide were exclusively breastfed for even the first four months of life.

So are we doing the best we can to improve the number of women breastfeeding, in the U.S. and Hawaii in particular? The U.S. lags behind a lot of other developed nations in breastfeeding protection, promotion and support.

Maternity leave, if it occurs at all, is much shorter than in countries like Canada and much of Western Europe. Thankfully, there is legislation on the books allowing for pumping in the workplace in all 50 states. This means that women who would otherwise have to wean can maintain a breastfeeding relationship even after going back to work (pumps are available for sale, rent or even free through WIC or the Maui High School program).

There are also laws guaranteeing the right to nurse in a public place. This doesn’t mean that a nursing mother will not face discrimination while breastfeeding her child.

In fact, according to a brochure outlining the laws in Hawaii, “the legislature found that on occasion, mothers have been told to leave public premises or have been discouraged from breastfeeding by being told to breastfeed in a restroom.” It happens less and less, but you still hear stories. (Recently, a popular Facebook group sprang up that put it succinctly: “If breastfeeding offends you, put a blanket over your head.”)

All this brings us back to the original question: What is more indecent, buxom babe or breastfeeding mom? What's sad is that we still need to ask. ■

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Located near the intersection of Mill and Market in the spot that used to be Rosa's Mexican Cantina (and long ago a rockin' bar called Molina's), the restaurant is bright and cheerful. Little touches of Rosa's remain, including the giant red roses painted on the bathroom walls and the tables and chairs.

There are a row of windows across each side of the building, giving you a nice breeze and lots to look at.

King's menu has plenty of local favorites, Asian style barbecue and, of course, Chinese food. If you come in the morning and are expecting a Chinese breakfast, think again.

Instead, they have a budget-friendly $2.99 breakfast special featuring corned-beef hash, two eggs and a scoop of rice. The other breakfast items are also reasonable; you can get grilled ham and cheese, B.L.T.s, pancakes or French toast, all for under $6. Breakfast starts at 6am.

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The next time I popped in for a sit-down lunch and opted for the BBQ chicken and char siu fried rice. King's serves its dishes on rectangular lacquerware, a nice touch. A generous serving of boneless marinated thigh meat barbecued with the skin on is served with macaroni salad and rice. The marinade flavor is different from other local BBQ jointsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;a little less sweet but still delicious.

I'd love it if there was a green salad option.

Though, since I didn't eat the macaroni salad, it came home with leftovers and made dinner for my daughter, who loves it. (She gave King's version two greasy thumbs up.)

The fried rice was also excellent, as was the char siu; the rice featured generous portions of veggies and egg and looked enticingly colorful on its lacquer platter.

Though you'll have no problem placing an order, it's worth noting that the English here is minimal. Although, when eating at a Chinese place, that's just fine with me. â&#x2013;

Got a hot food scoop? Contact Jen Russo at 808-280-3386 or fax to 808-244-0446.

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Slightly Stoopid is based in Ocean Beach, California. The band boasts dual frontmen, Miles Doughty and Kyle McDonald (guitar, bass and vocals). The pair formed the group in high school, where they created a sound they describe as “a fusion of acoustic rock and blues with reggae, hip-hop, and punk.” In 2000, Doughty and McDonald founded their own label, Stoopid Records, to avoid signing a deal with the Man while maintaining their DIY work ethic and keeping their music free from industry politics. Today, the band has grown to include Ryan “RyMo” Moran (drums), Oguer “OG” Ocon (congas, percussion, harp, vocals), C-Money (trumpet, keyboard) and DeLa (keyboard).

Together, they've released a total of nine albums and live recordings.

They draw their influences from greats like Bob Marley, Sublime, Agent Orange and the Dead Kennedys. Slightly Stoopid sounds the way Sublime might have sounded if Brad Nowell had kept off the junk and stuck to the herb. Speaking of Nowell, it was thanks to him that Slightly Stoopid was first signed to a label (Nowell’s own Skunk Records), while the boys were still in high school.

Musical tastes run the gamut on Maui; fortunately, Slightly Stoopid has something everyone can enjoy. Maybe you’re sick of chill, Sunday morning “Mellow Mood” music. Maybe you want to get stupid with your friends and a couple of green bottles? In the mood for something “Questionable”? Something that an “Officer” will come knocking at “2 am” about? Or maybe you're feeling really relaxed and looking for something that will help you feel “Closer to the Sun,” without paying for a dime bag? Perhaps the force is strong in you, and you want to proclaim your “Jedi” status to everyone. Even if you’re ready to have some knowledge dropped on you about the wild world of reefer madness, Slightly Stoopid is there to help all those squares with “This Joint.”

While Slightly Stoopid’s albums reflect their high-energy style, it’s their live shows that really stand out. These dudes are known to jam endlessly, focusing on improvisation and crowd interaction. The group has played sold-out shows all over the world, including Australia, Japan, the U.K. and the Netherlands. They’ve gigged at prestigious venues like Coachella, Lollapalooza and the New Orleans Jazz Fest. And now, they’re hitting the Valley Isle. Whether you’re a diehard Stoopidhead or just experimenting (remember kids, it doesn’t count if you don’t inhale…or so I’m told), making time for this show is the smart choice. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/music46

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Snooze Fest Horror remake falls frighteningly short A Nightmare on Elm Street

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Rated R/102 min.

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remember when Freddy Mania hit in the '80s, and you couldn’t go anywhere without seeing Freddy Krueger, the monster played by Robert Englund in Wes Craven’s 1984 horror masterpiece, A Nightmare on Elm St. The character began as a frightening embodiment of our collective boogeyman fears, but the seven (!) sequels lightened Craven’s dark vision and Krueger became more a tongue-incheek trickster, a homicidal jester with one-liners to soften the blow of his razor fingernails. Not long after the hugely popular fourth entry, Freddy became a Halloween costume staple and spawned his own TV series, a 1-900 number, comic books, a rap tribute from DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince and an item I actually owned: a Krueger Christmas ornament.

Craven returned to the series ten years after its inception with the brilliant Wes Craven’s New Nightmare, a thoughtful, ahead-of-itstime, movie-within-a-movie that opened the same day as Pulp Fiction and quickly disappeared. Since then, other than the underwhelming Freddy Vs. Jason, it seemed the character had gone into retirement.

Until now. This Michael Bay-produced remake could please die-hard fans, with its many in-jokes, a few good scares and a respectable, promising start. The set-up is the same: teens living on Elm Street are having shared nightmares and suddenly dying in their sleep. Krueger’s origin is presented, the carnage commences.

Even in the more cheesy sequels, this series towered over the tacky, uninspired Friday the 13th, Halloween and Child’s Play franchises. It provided a showcase for great directors like Craven and Renny Harlin and launched actors like Johnny Depp, Patricia Arquette and Englund, who’s stillunsettling Krueger is one of the greatest movie monsters in film history.

I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that loco moco right before bed.

An especially ugly aspect of Krueger was the knowledge that, in addition to being a child murderer, he was also a pedophile, which the original series discreetly implied but the new movie puts front and center.

This genre has a reputation for pushing the envelope, but the film’s almost fetishistic emphasis on child molestation crosses the line.

Replacing Englund is Jackie Earl Haley, who simply isn’t scary: his make-up makes him look like a hairless Siamese cat and his voice is the same redneck growl that Billy Bob Thornton used in Sling Blade. The scenes that recreate classic moments from the original are duds; only the brooding original score gets a solid update.

In 1984, scenes of young teens downing coffee and anti-sleeping pills to stay awake

were jolting; today, overly medicated teens can be found lining up at any Starbucks, making the tragic plight of the victims now a common part of high school life. It doesn’t help that none of the teens onscreen have much personality and feel like interchangeable parts from countless other slasher flicks.

The film peaks early, during the opening diner scene, but, where the original was suspenseful, edgy and even funny throughout, this remake-of-the-week is predictable, humorless, heavy-handed and ugly in a way the filmmakers may not have intended. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/film46

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FRONT STREET THEATER 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue), Date Night-PG13-THU (4:00) 6:30, 9:00. FRI (4:00) 6:30, 9:00. SAT-SUN (1:30) 4:00, 6:30, 9:00.

MON-WED (4:00) 6:30, 9:00.

Death at a Funeral-R-THU (4:45) 7:15, 9:30 How to Train Your Dragon-PG-FRI (4:15) 6:45, 9:00. SAT-SUN (1:45) 4:15, 6:45, 9:00. MONWED (4:15) 6:45, 9:00.

Nightmare on Elm Street-R-THU (4:30) 7:00, 9:30. FRI (4:30) 7:00, 9:20. SAT-SUN (2:00) 4:30, 7:00, 9:20. . MON-WED (4:30) 7:00, 9:20.

The Losers-PG13-THU (4:15) 6:45, 9:15. FRI (4:45) 7:15, 9:30. SAT-SUN (2:15) 4:45, 7:15, 9:30.

MON-WED (4:45) 7:15, 9:30.

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 1-800326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), Alice in Wonderland 3D-PG-THU 11:15, 1:45, 4:15, 7:00. FRI-SAT 11:15, 1:45, 4:15, 7:00, 9:30.

SUN-WED 11:15, 1:45, 4:15, 7:00.

Date Night-PG13-THU 11:10, 1:30, 3:45, 6:00, 7:05, 8:15. FRI-SAT 12:15, 2:20, 4:25, 6:35, 7:35, 8:45, 9:40. SUN-WED 12:15, 2:20, 4:25, 6:35, 7:35.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid-PG-THU 12:05, 2:15, 4:25.

FRI-WED 12:05, 2:15, 4:25.

Nightmare on Elm Street-R-THU 11:00, 12:00, 1:10, 2:10, 3:20, 4:20, 5:30, 6:30, 7:40, 8:40.

FRI-SAT 11:00, 12:00, 1:10, 2:10, 3:20, 4:20, 5:30, 6:30, 7:40, 8:40, 9:50. SUN-WED 11:00, 12:00, 1:10, 2:10, 3:20, 4:20, 5:30, 6:30, 7:40.

The Bounty Hunter-PG13-THU 11:05, 4:40 Warlords-G-THU 2:00, 7:10. FRI-SAT 11:10, 1:50, 4:30, 7:10, 9:50. SUN-WED 11:10, 1:50, 4:30, 7:10.

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), Date Night-PG13-THU 1:20, 3:30, 5:25, 7:30 Furry Vengeance-PG-THU 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20.

FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20, 9:25. SUN 11:00, 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20. MON-WED 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20.

Iron Man 2-PG13-FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 10:00. SUN 11:00, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15. MONWED 12:00, 2:45, 5:30, 8:15.

Kick Ass-R-THU 2:15, 4:45, 7:15 Nightmare on Elm Street-R-THU 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45. FRI-SAT 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. SUN 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45. MONWED 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45.

The Unbroken-Unrated-FRI-WED 12:05, 4:00, 7:55 MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm), Clash of the Titans (3D)-PG13-THU (1:30, 4:00) 6:30, 9:00. FRI (1:30, 4:00) 6:30. SAT-SUN (1:30) 4:00, 6:30. MON-WED (1:30, 4:00) 6:30, 9:00.

Death at a Funeral-R-THU (2:20, 4:40) 7:00, 9:20. FRI (12:00, 2:20, 4:40) 7:00, 9:20. SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:20) 4:40, 7:00, 9:20. MON-WED (2:20, 4:40) 7:00, 9:20.

Furry Vengeance-PG-THU (2:25, 4:40) 6:55, 9:10. FRI (12:10, 2:25, 4:40) 7:10, 9:25. SAT-SUN (12:10, 2:25) 4:40, 7:10, 9:25. MON-WED (12:10, 4:40) 7:10, 9:25.

How to Train Your Dragon 3D-PG-THU (3:30) 6:00, 8:30. FRI (1:00, 3:30) 6:00, 8:30. SAT-SUN (1:00) 3:30, 6:00, 8:30. MON-WED (3:30) 6:00, 8:30.

Iron Man 2-PG13-FRI (11:30, 12:30, 1:20, 1:50, 2:20, 3:45, 4:15, 4:45, 5:15) 6:45, 7:15, 7:45, 8:15, 9:00, 9:40, 10:10, 10:40. SAT (10:30, 11:00, 11:30, 12:30, 1:20, 1:50, 2:20) 3:45, 4:15, 4:45, 5:15, 6:45, 7:15, 7:45, 8:15, 9:00, 9:40, 10:10, 10:40. SUN (10:30, 11:00, 11:30, 12:30, 1:20, 1:50, 2:20) 3:45, 4:15, 4:45, 5:15, 6:45, 7:15, 7:45, 8:15, 9:00, 9:40, 10:10. MON-WED (1:20, 1:50, 2:20, 3:45, 4:15, 4:45, 5:15) 6:45, 7:15, 7:45, 8:15, 9:40, 10:10.

Kick Ass-R-THU (1:45, 4:00, 4:30) 6:45, 7:15, 9:30, 10:00. FRI (1:15, 4:00) 6:45, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:15) 4:00, 6:45, 9:30. MON-WED (4:00) 6:45, 9:30.

Letters to Juliet-PG-SUN 4:40 Oceans-G-THU (2:40, 4:50) 7:00, 9:10. FRI (12:30, 2:40, 4:50) 7:00, 9:10. SAT-SUN (12:30, 2:40) 4:50, 7:00, 9:10. MON-WED (2:40, 4:50) 7:00, 9:10.

The Back-up Plan-PG13-THU (1:35, 2:30, 4:05, 5:00) 6:35, 7:30, 9:05, 10:00. FRI (1:35, 4:05) 6:35, 9:05. SAT-SUN (1:35) 4:05, 6:35, 9:05. MON-WED (1:35, 4:05) 6:35, 9:05.

The Last Song-PG-THU (2:00, 4:35) 7:10, 9:45 The Losers-PG13-THU (1:40, 2:35, 4:05, 5:00) 6:30, 7:25, 8:55, 9:50. FRI (12:15, 2:35, 5:00) 7:25, 9:50. SAT-SUN (12:15, 2:35) 5:00, 7:25, 9:50.

MON-WED (2:35, 5:00) 7:25, 9:50.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day), Furry Vengeance-PG-THU (2:00, 4:30) 7:00, 9:15.

FRI (1:30, 4:00) 6:30, 9:00. SAT-SUN (1:30) 4:00, 6:30, 9:00. MON-WED (1:30, 4:00) 6:30, 9:00.

How to Train Your Dragon-PG-THU (1:30, 4:00) 6:30, 9:00 Iron Man 2-PG13-FRI (1:00, 4:00) 7:00. SAT-SUN (1:00) 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. MON-WED (1:00, 4:00) 7:00.

The Back-up Plan-PG13-THU (1:45, 4:15) 6:45, 9:15. FRI (1:45, 4:15) 6:45, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:45) 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. MON-WED (1:45, 4:15) 6:45, 9:15.

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IRON MAN 2 - PG13 - Action - Robert Downey Jr. returns as Tony Stark and his metallic alter ego. And Sabbath gets some more royalty checks. 125 min.

LETTERS TO JULIET - PG - Romance - Is this: a) A shoot-em-up buddy cop movie; b) A torture porn grindhouse flick; or c) A rom com about an American girl in Italy? If you answered A or B, we have a question for you: what’s the rent like under rocks these days? 101 min.

THE UNBROKEN - NR - Drama, Foreign Acclaimed Japanese film about a union man who takes on his corporate bosses, coming to Maui as part of the Spotlight Asia series.

In Japanese with English subtitles. Running time not available.

about a pre-teen enduring the horrors we all endured. But now it’s funny, because it’s happening to someone else. 91 min.

FURRY VENGEANCE - PG - Comedy - A dude tasked with paving over a nature preserve finds out the resident critters won’t go down without a fight. Brendan Fraser stars, in a role that will presumably make George of the Jungle look like Casablanca. 92 min.

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON (3D) - PG - Animated - The son of a dragon slayer learns that the mythical beasts are just misunderstood. Tends to happen when you’re 50 feet long and breathe fire. 98 min.

KICK-ASS - R - Comedy - A nerdy teen dons tights and a cape and goes vigilante.

Oh to be young again. Nicholas Cage and McLovin star. 117 min.

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OCEANS - G - Documentary - Disney goes under the sea in this latest visual dazzler.

Wonder if they find Nemo? 100 min.

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET - R - Horror Freddy’s back in this remake/reboot/prequel/ whatever. Hey, those sleeping teens aren’t going to rip their own guts out. 102 min.

THE BACK-UP PLAN - PG13 - Comedy, Romance - Here’s the deal: J-Lo wants to be with you, but she’s got a little baggage: she’s pregnant with twins. Still game? 106 min.

ALICE IN WONDERLAND (3D) - PG - Fantasy - Tim Burton’s take on the Lewis Carroll classic. A teenage Alice is reunited with the magical world from her childhood, where she meets her old friends and learns the reason for her return: to end the Queen of Hearts’ reign of terror. Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter and Anne Hathaway star. 109 min.

THE BOUNTY HUNTER - PG13 - Action, Comedy - What if you were a bounty hunter, and you found out your next target was your ex-wife? And your ex-wife was Jennifer Aniston? Then you’d be Gerard Butler and this movie would be about you. 110 min.

DATE NIGHT - PG13 - Comedy - A husband and wife looking to spice up their marriage get more than they bargained for. Sounds dirtier than it is. Steve Carell and Tina Fey star. 88 min.

DEATH AT A FUNERAL - R - Comedy - A family gathers to mourn and some big secrets are uncovered, including, ironically, a gay dwarf romance. Chris Rock, Martin Lawrence and Tracy Morgan star. 90 min.

DIARY OF A WIMPY KID - PG - Comedy - An adaptation of the popular graphic novel

THE LAST SONG - PG - Drama - You promise?

Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana aka Disney’s still-lactating cash cow stars as an impetuous girl who moves to a Southern beach town and goes on a killing spree. Or meets a cute boy.

Can’t remember which. 122 min.

THE LOSERS - PG13 - Action - Betrayed and left for dead, a group of CIA ops try to take down the agency. But will bureaucratic incompetence do the job first? 98 min.

WARLORDS - Jet Li is among the ass-kickers in this Hong Kong war epic, made in 2007 and now on Maui as part of the “Spotlight Asia” series. In Mandarin with English subtitles. 127 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS MY MAMA MONOLOGUES 2010 - Daily, May 8. Sat 7pm.; Sun 2pm. A play-reading of true stories written each year by men, women and children - near and far - about their own mothers. $20 adults/$15 students.

McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org MAUI SPRING BAND CONCERT SERIES:‘IAO INTERMEDIATE SCHOOL BAND - Wed, May 12. This concert series provides a professional theater experience to school band directors, students and their families, featuring established musical programs from Maui’s schools. Free.

6:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org

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del Advocates & Producers present two tastings to learn about the remarkable richness and versatility of Zinfindel, “America’s Heritage Grape”, and Maui Culinary Academy will be competing in a cook off.

1st Session 1-5 pm for restaurants and retailers, 6-8:30 for the public. $65. 1-8 p.m. Maui Cuilnary Academy, 310 Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului; (808) 9843225; http://www.zinfandel.org SLIGHTLY STOOPID - Fri, May 21. West coast DUB/ Rock pioneers later added musicians Ryan ‘RyMo’ Moran (Drums) and Oguer ‘OG’ Ocon (Congas, Percussion, Harp, Vocals) from the B Side Players, as well as C-Money (Trumpet, Keyboard) and Dela (Saxophone) from John Browns Body; solidifying their on stage line up. $25. 6 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina; 808-661-4685

BARE ESSENTIAL THEATER PRODUCTIONS Mon. Bare Essential Theater - A bare stage, a bunch of talented actors, and a great script. The second Monday of every month, BET presents a casual, fun local theater production. Check back each month for details on the script and actors. Free. 6:30 p.m.

Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-2426969; www.mauionstage.com

BAMP PRESENTS- Comedian Jim Gaffigan - Fri, May 21. Jim Gaffigan is a very clever stand-up comedian with a unique style that has earned him numerous television appearances. Come to Castle Theatre for a night of unforgettable laughter. $35, $45. 7 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org

CIRQUE POLYNESIA - Mon-Sat. It’s Circue du Soleil meets Polynesian hula with amazing high-wire acts, aerial acrobatics and illusions, and mind-boggling contortionist and balancing-acts. Call for their Kama’aina special. Starting at $62; $52.50 Keiki. 6 p.m. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali; 808-667-4540; http://maui.hyatt.com

FACES OF HAWAII PHOTO PORTRAIT COMPETITION - Daily. In 2010, HI Art Magazine & idspace will once again be holding a photography competition portraying Hawaii’s faces. Winners will be compiled into a book, Faces of Hawaii, Volume 3. Entries are due on or before July 25, 2010. www.hiartmagazine.com.

GODSPELL - Every Fri & Sat. Fri&Sat. 7:30pm.; Sun 3pm.; The international sensation based on the parables of Jesus Christ. $15-40. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-242-6969; www.mauionstage.com THE LADY PIRATES OF CAPTAIN BREE - Daily. Fri & Sat 7:00 pm; Sun 3 pm.; Directed by Chris Kepler.

Musical direction by Dr. William Kepler. Choreographed by Lehua Simon and Casey Murphy. Adults $6, Students $4. King Kekaulike High School, 121 Kula Hwy., Pukalani

TICKETS ON SALE AN EVENING OF THE CLASSICAL MUSIC OF INDIA WITH TY BURHOE & KALA RAMNATH - Fri, May 14. 4th annual Evening of the Classical Music of India. This rare, intimate and deeply inspired performance by one of India’s most celebrated musicians is sure to please. This MACC concert series features Maestro Kala Ramnath and renowned tabla player, Ty. $22 (plus applicable fees). 6 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808242-7469; www.mauiarts.org MAUI BREWERS FESTIVAL A MACC FUNDRAISER - Sat, May 15. The second annual Maui Brewers Festival showcases the best in hand-crafted beers made in Hawai‘i and beyond. Join hosts Maui Brewing Company and Maui Arts & Cultural Center for a leisurely day of tasting beers from 30 breweries plus much more. $45 / General admission package includes micro-brews and imports. 3-7 a.m. Events Lawn, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-2427469; www.mauiarts.org MAUI BREW CO. “GET ON DA BUS” TOUR - Sat, May 15. Come on down to Stella Blues to get fun-filled & safe transportation transportation to the “2nd Annual Maui’s Brewer’s Festival”. Admission includes: $45 ticket to the MACC Festival, Round Trip bus transportation, and Maui Brewing Co. Shirt. $70. 2-7 p.m.

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EVENTS THURSDAY, MAY 06 THURSDAY NIGHT YOUTH GROUP - Get together at Hope Chapel North Shore in the Haiku Cannery for a time of food, fun and fellowship. If you are between 9-18 then this is the place to come and make quality friends. Free. Hope Chapel North Shore, 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku; 808-575-2650; http://www. hopechapelnorthshore.org MOTHER’S DAY ORCHID SHOW & SALE - A wide variety of orchid plants grown by local growers and hobbyists will be on display and available for purchase in addition to floral arrangements & corsages, while supplies last. Free. 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahumanu & Puunene, Kahului; 870-1067; www.mauiorchidsociety.org

FRIDAY, MAY 07 HAWAIIAN TARO SALE - Acquire rare Hawaiian varieties of taro including Mana, Piko, Kai, Lauloa, ‘Ele’ele, ‘Ula’ula and Manini. Free. 12-5 p.m. Maui Nui Botanical Garden, 150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului; 808-249-2798; http://www.mnbg.org BONE MARROW DR. - Save a life. 6-9 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; http://www.queenkaahumanucenter.com ISLAND COLORS OPENING RECEPTION - Karen Camara’s opening reception for her new exhibit. No Cover. 6-8 p.m. Lahaina Arts Society Courthouse Gallery, 648 Wharf St., Lahaina; ; http://lahaina-arts.com MAUI MATSURI KICK-OFF - Free. 6-9 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; http://www.queenkaahumanucenter.com ZUMBA - By Cherry Shaw. Free. 6:30 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-8711307; http://www.mauimall.com MAUI CLASSICAL MUSIC FESTIVAL: HANA COMMUNITY CONCERT - Lovely classical music. Free. 7 p.m.

Wananalua Congregational Church, 10 Hauoli Rd., Hana; MAUI CLASSICAL MUSIC FESTIVAL: VERVE AND VIRTUOSITY - Beautiful classical music by Haydn, Dohnanyi, and Mendelssohn. Free. 7 p.m. Makawao Union Church, 1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808579-9261; www.muchurch.org MOTHER’S DAY ORCHID SHOW & SALE - A wide variety of orchid plants grown by local growers and hobbyists will be on display and available for purchase in addition to floral arrangements & corsages, while supplies last. Free. 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Maui Mall, Kahumanu & Puunene, Kahului; 870-1067; www.mauiorchidsociety.org ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Join Pacific Whale Foundation for a very special whalewatch cruise, featuring cocktails, appetizers, and music, hosted by local reggae star Marty Dread. $49.95. 5-7 p.m. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Discovery Center, 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 211, Wailuku; 808249-8811 ext. 1; www.pacificwhale.org/ecocruises WAILUKU TOWN FIRST FRIDAYS - It’s a block party. Come and experience the exciting street festivities and a one-of-a-kind blend of old and new in Wailuku. Groove with bands, shop, dine and enjoy a memorable evening. A walking tour list of events and discounts is available from participating First Friday Wailuku merchants. Free. 5:30-8 p.m. Wailuku Town, North Market St., Wailuku

SATURDAY, MAY 08 MUM’S THE WORD - Lush will open their doors to Island moms for an afternoon of festivitues that include hand massages, skincare treatments, tea, and yummy treats. mgralla@lush.com. Free. LUSH Lahaina, 713 Front St., Lahaina; (212) 965-0161 37TH ANNUAL SEABURY HALL CRAFT FAIR - Maui’s premier craft fair. Live entertainment, auction, food, games, and more. Booths to sell food, crafts, etc. are available. Call for info. $3. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Seabury Hall Erdman Athletic Center, 480 Olinda Rd., Makawao; 572-7235; http://www.seaburyhall.org LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY ART FAIR - The Banyan Tree in Lahaina is a hub of activity for showing art. Lahaina Art Society is a local artist co-op. Check out their gallery while you are there. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, 649 Wharf St., Lahaina; (888) 310-1117 MAUI DANCE COUNCIL - Free. 11 a.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; http://www.queenkaahumanucenter.com MOTHER’S DAY CELEBRATION - Haruru Toa, Makeover Giveaways for Mom, and Hui Lanakila. Free.

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Mama Drama

Saturday (May 8), 9am-5pm, Seabury Hall, Makawao, $3, 12-and-under free

Saturday-Sunday (May 8-9), McCoy Studio Theater, Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Kahului, $15-$20

Sweet. Sugary. Spring. Seabury Hall’s Annual Craft Fair is nestled into the coziest spot on the calendar, the time of year when teachers are assigning movies and coloring activities to 17-year-olds because the sunny days are just too enticing. One of my favorite spots at this springtime bonanza is La Patisserie, where french goodies are served to the tune of lilting classical music. The fairstyle games are always good for a few laughs and lots of prizes; unlike at the County Fair, these games are actually winnable, and there’s a pretty good chance you’ll be headed home with a mammoth-sized teddy bear. The slip-n-slide swooping down the hill is also an enjoyable diversion. (It’s admittedly not as exciting as the time(s) some bored seniors rolled down the hill in a trashcan, but it is a good bit safer.) The craft fair and art displays boast beautiful, accessible works that make for ideal Mother's Day gifts.

And don’t forget to stop by the flower and garden sale, as well as the massive rummage sale. Students and other performers will occupy the stage during the day, providing endless entertainment. To register a craft or food booth, visit seaburyhall.org/craftfair. This event supports a scholarship fund for deserving students who otherwise wouldn't have the chance to attend this, shall we say, not inexpensive school. 572-7235 [Sierra Brown]

“People worry about me living alone, but I’m very happy. I don’t need anyone to take care of me. Just drop food off,” 101-year-old Florence Hasegawa cheerfully announced yesterday via her Twitter account, @ GrandmaFlorence. After reading through her recent tweets—all honest, upbeat and interesting—I feel inclined to drop off some food myself. But I also get the feeling she already has a lot of loved ones doing exactly that. Florence is the inspiration for daughter Pat Masumoto’s My Mama Monologues, which will be showing at the MACC this Mother’s Day weekend; Saturday at 7pm and Sunday at 2 pm. The production is a theatrical reading of true stories entered by people of all ages from both Maui and afar.

Kathy “Tita” Collins and audience volunteers will also read Grandma Florence’s tweets and replies. For information on how to submit a story, visit mymamamonlogues.com. There will be a repeat production next year, so you could always get a good head-start on perfecting your tale. 242-7469 [SB]

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Pay homage to the big bluegreen matriarch we all share at the Mother Earth Day Festival (tag line: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Live Consciously, Consume Sustainablyâ&#x20AC;?.) Keys of Creation, Erin Smith, Jamallad, Mountain and Isa Inca Hansen will serenade attendees during the daylight hours, while DJs Del Sol and Elf will spin into the night. The visuals should also be captivating: performances will feature silk aerialists, bellydancing and poi spinning. When you need a break from skanking, freeform spinning or wutanging along to these fun local bands, head over to the healing room for massages, reiki, aromatherapy and reflexology.

Bountiful food booths will keep energy high, and the silent auction will feature an array of products and services. Just like at any good festival, there will also be keiki activities and room to run around. This is the annual festival's seventh go-round; not as impressive a life span as the planet it celebrates, but still respectable. 575-9390, thestudiomaui.com [SB]

Is she your best friend, biggest fan, psychologist, stockholder, cook, maid or prison warden? Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll bet sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s some combination of the above, and whether she microwaves frozen burritos or designs four-course meals, continually warns you that your boyfriend is a closet flamer or shamelessly comes on to him, it all boils down to a simple fact: sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s your mom.

And she loves you. Which is not easy to do. So appreciate one of the few people in the world who would do anything to make your life a little better, and take care of her for a change. Mauiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hotel Zone is a pampering paradise; make reservations at the Hyatt Regency Maui Swan Court for a champagne brunch ($29-$39), then give her an organic body treatment at Spa Moana for $99. Or take her to Kaanapali Beach Hotel for a buffet brunch, champage, music and hula dancingâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;including an appearance by Melveen Leedâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; for $47, half-price for children. Or, if you arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t morning people, take her out that evening to Leilaniâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on the Beach, where Mom eats free with the purchase of two entrees. Also, on the eve of Motherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Day, Leed will perform again, this time for free, at the Tiki Courtyard at Kaanapali Beach hotel from 6-9pm in honor of Island mothers. Most importantly, tell your mom what I plan on telling mine: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Happy Mother's Day, Mom, I love you.â&#x20AC;? (Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t worry, you can go back to being ungrateful and bitter on Monday.) [SB]

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NATIVE HAWAIIAN CULTURE - National Park Rangers will host a one hour program about native Hawaiian culture geared towards an adult audience. Free. 6:30 p.m. Makawao Public Library, 1159 Makawao Ave., Makawao; 808-573-8785; http://www.librarieshawaii.org/ locations/maui/makawao.htm

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TUE - Pool Tournament WED - Ladies Night / DJ Dance Party

TACO TUESDAY - Tue. Every Tuesday at Charley’s is Taco Tuesday, and you won’t want to miss the $2.50 tacos and $3 Mexican beers.

5-10 p.m. Charley’s Restaurant, 142 Hana Hwy., Paia; CULLINARY EDUCATION ON WELLENESS WEDNESDAYS - Wed. Shoppers can take advantage of demonstrations on how to cook up fresh and nuritious recipes with the store’s Healthy Eating Specialist. Free. 4 p.m. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B,, Kahului; (808) 872-3310; www. wholefoodsmarket.com/maui WHOLE FOODS MARKET VALUE TOURS - Sat. A free tour of Whole Foods Market, focusing on how to shop on a budget. Make reservations at the customer service desk or by emailing spmmm-marketing@ wholefoods.com. Free. 2 p.m. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B,, Kahului; (808) 872-3310;

ART ‘ANAHA EXHIBIT BY SHARON MCGAULEY - Daily.

An exhibit of oil paintings by Sharon McGauley. Free.

Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-5979; www.viewpointsgallerymaui.com ISLAND COLORS - Daily. An exhibit by Karen Camara.

No Cover. Lahaina Arts Society Courthouse Gallery, 648 Wharf St., Lahaina; ; http://lahaina-arts.com UNDERGROUND CLOUDS - Daily. Javier Martinez presents a series of drawings on salvaged wood collected from his construction job sites, exploring the relationships between subterranean landscapes and architecture. Free. Paia Tattoo Parlor, 120 Hana Hwy, Paia; 808-579-8515 MEET THE ARTISTS - Daily. The Four Seasons’ resident artist will be on hand to discuss his or her work. Free. 8:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Four Seasons Resort, 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea; 808-874-8000; www. fourseasons.com/maui/ ITS ALL TIKI. BENEFIT TIKI ART EXHIBITION Daily. South Shore Tiki Lounge will be having a Tiki Art Show with featured artists: Scott Johnson, Marla Johnson, Rachel G, Ron Pitts, Reuben Cantere, Randall Rospond.. And Many More.. Free. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. South Shore Tiki Lounge, Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-874-6444; www.southshoretikilounge.com ART OF TRASH MAUI 2010 - Daily. Art of Trash is an exhibition of recycled and reused materials that have been turned into beautiful works of art. This art show is open to anyone living in Maui County. Come join us to see what forms of “artsy” trash pieces our locals come up with. Free. 7 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-871-1307; http:// www.mauimall.com WOW - Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live Island music, gallery receptions, artist appearances and more. The Shops at Wailea, 3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea; 808-897-6770 x2; http://www.shopsatwailea.com ART NIGHT - Fri. Stroll through Lahaina Town’s many art galleries. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments. Each week fea-

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HANG LOOSE LOUNGE 333 Dairy Rd., Kahalui - 877-6284

Bradda Francis 7:30 pm

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH

Rampage - 9 pm

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

Daffodilly Love 8:30pm

WED - Kenny Roberts 7:30 PM

Rampage 9 pm - 1:30 am

Karaoke 9pm - 1:30am

MON - Karaoke; TUE - DJ Nexus; WED - Cinco de Mayo Party

Sonido Inspiracion Latino 9:30pm

HARD ROCK CAFE

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

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Kanaka James w/ Kalani Kekona 7:30pm

Karaoke

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MON through WED - Karaoke

JAVA JAZZ

Renee Alonso No Cover, 7pm - Close

Guest Performer No Cover, 7pm - Close

Farzad & Mike Madden No Cover, 7pm - Close

Brian Cuomo No Cover, 7pm - Close

MON - Guest Performer, No Cover, 7pm - Close TUE - WED - Rene Alonzo, No Cover, 7pm - Close

KAHALE’S

Vince Esquire

Kenny Roberts

Eight Track Players

Kahala

MON, TUE, WED - Da-Ha-Y-Ns

Derick Sebastian & Josh 8-10 pm

Kanoa / Jessica Rabbit No Cover, 8pm

Sam Ahia 6:30pm

Mon, Tues, Wed- Sam Ahia No Cover, 6:30pm-8:30pm

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi

Tony Ray Band 8 pm Hip Hop Jam 11 pm

DJ Top 40

Karaoke 7:30-11pm

WED - Karaoke 7:30-11pm

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-7711

KIMOS

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

LULU’S KIHEI

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

LULU’S LAHAINA

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Live Salsa Band DJ Latin Top 40; 8pm-2am Classic Rock 8pm; No Cover

MAUI BREWING CO.

Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474

71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999

2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8644

tures a different guest artist. Featured artists this week include the Twins, whose work will be on display. Free. 8 p.m. Lahaina Town, 808- 661-6284 GAYLEN HANSEN: THREE DECADES OF PAINTINGS - Daily. Traces the evolution of Hansen’s narrative paintings which encompass the landscape of the rural West. Free. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org

DINNER MUSIC West Maui CANOES - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6 p.m.; Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-0937.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Wed, Mark Burnett 4:30-10 p.m.; Thu, Mark Burnett 4:30 p.m.-10 a.m.; Fri, Harry Troupe 4:30 p.m.-10 a.m.; Sat, Scottie Rotten; Sun, Mark Burnett 4:30-10 p.m.; Every Mon & Tue, Scottie Rotten 4:30-10 p.m. 811 Front St., Lahaina , 808-661-4855.

DUKES BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Garrett Probst 6-8 p.m.; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Jack Oversized Productions 6-8 p.m.; Sun, Ernie & Miles 6-8 p.m.; Every Mon, Tue & Wed, Damien & Edee 6-8 p.m. 130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina, 808-662-2900.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Ernest Pua’a Hawaiian Trio 6:30-9 p.m.; Wed, Ernest Pua’a 3-5 p.m.; Wed, Ernest Pua’a Hawaiian and Friends 6:30-9 p.m.; Thu, Ernest Pua’a 3-5 p.m.; Thu, Oversized Production 6:30-9 p.m.; Fri, Ernest Pua’a and Kawika Lum Ho 3-5 p.m.; Fri, Ernest Pua’a & Kawika Lum Ho 6:30-9 p.m.; Sat, Derick Sebastian with Special Guest 6:309 p.m.; Sun, Kawika 3-5 p.m.; Sun, Derrick Sebastian Trio 6:30-9 p.m.; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 3-5 p.m.; Mon, Derick Sebastian and Josh Kahula 6:30-9 p.m.; Tue, Jarret Roback 3-5 p.m. Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Bldg P, Lahaina, 808-667-6636.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Sun, Brian Cuomo 7 p.m.; Mon, Guest Performer 7 p.m.; Fri, Guest Performer 7 p.m. 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai , 808-667-0787.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9 p.m.; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:309 p.m.; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9 p.m.; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9 p.m. 730 Front St., La-

Ryan Palma 9:30 pm-10pm

WED - Open Mic Night No Cover, 9:30pm - 12:30am

DJ Pete 90X No Cover, 9pm - 12am

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

MON - Service Industry Night; TUES- Dolla Balla Night! WED - Sizzling Salsa Nights

DJ Po, DJ Nadi 9pm - $10 Cover

MOANA CAFE

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S

X-Clusive Saturdays $10, 10pm-2am

The Ringo Show 9pm

UniFires 9pm

Dolla Drinks 9pm

haina, 808-661-0700.

CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10 p.m.; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10 p.m. 555 Kaukahi St., Kihei, 808-879-2224.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Sat, Jd & Harry 2:305 p.m.; Sun, Kilohana 2:30-5 p.m.; Fri, The J.D on the Rocks Band 2:30-5 p.m. Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg J, Ka’anapali, (808) 661-4495.

DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sat, Lawaia 5 p.m.; Fri, Donomick 5:30 p.m. 1279 S. Kihei Rd. # 314, Kihei, 808-874-9299.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8 p.m. 100 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 808-667-1200.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Billy & The Bad Dogs 4-7 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-875-9669.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Sun, George Kahumoku Jr. and Friends 6-9 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1, Lahaina, 808-661-0808.

FIVE PALMS RESTAURANT - Sun, Brian Cuomo 7 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-879-2607.

GIAN DON’S - Thu, Jeff New Island Style Music 5-8 p.m.; Fri, Angie Carr 5-8 p.m.; Sun, Curt Lee & Louise Lambert 5-8 p.m.; Sun, Mothers Day 6-9 p.m.

1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-4041.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8 p.m.; Mon, The Benoits 5:30-8 p.m.; Tue, David Choy 5:30-8 p.m. 1 Bay Dr., Lahaina, 808-669-6400.

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF - Fri, Irish Aloha Fridays 7-9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-8881.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Sat, Jazz on the Green 7-10 p.m.; Fri, Jawaiian Music 7-10 p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 808-669-9600.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR Wed, Greg DiPiazza 6-8 p.m.; Tue, Ah Tim Elenicki 5:30-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 808-661-8881.

TUE - Dolla Drinks; WED - Dub Fire

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Wed, Jordan Cudsworth 4-8 p.m.; Every Mon & Thu, Junior Lacuesta 4-8 p.m.; Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8 p.m.; Sat, Ryan Robinson & Wolf 4-7 p.m.; Sun, Dan & Ann 5-9 p.m.; Tue, Rick Glencross 4-8 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E, Kihei, 808-891-8010.

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SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Every Tue & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9 p.m.; Every Sun, Mon, Wed & Thu, Andrew Kaina 7-9 p.m.; Every Fri & Sat, Kincaid Basques 7-9 p.m.; Tue, Kincaid Basques 7-9 p.m. 5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili, 808-669-1500.

TIAJUANA’S CANTINA - Wed, Family Night Featuring Brenton Keith 5-10 p.m. 2291 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina, (808) 667-4080.

South Maui BEACH BUM’S BAR & GRILL - Wed, Blues Brews & BBQ 5-9 p.m.; Every Mon, Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5 p.m.; Fri, Tom Cherry/Mike F 5-9 p.m.; Sun, Kaleo 5-9 p.m.; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8 p.m. 300 Maalaea Rd. #1M, Wailuku, 808-243-2286.

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LONGHI’S WAILEA - Sat, Longhi’s. The Shops at Wailea, 3750 Wailea Ala Nui , Wailea, 808-891-8883.

2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112, Kihei, 808-875-2910.

TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE - Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9 p.m.; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9 p.m.; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:309 p.m.; Every Sun & Wed, Merv Oana 5:30-9 p.m.

3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., Kihei, 808-875-9983.

TRADEWINDS POOLSIDE CAFE - Tue, Double Down Tuesday with Mango Pickers 6-9 p.m.; Thu, Island Favorites 6-9 p.m.; Sun, Crunch Pups 6-9 p.m.; Mon, Bobby Ingraham 6-9 p.m.; Wed, Mojito Madness 6-9 p.m. 2259 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-891-8860.

Central Maui CAFE O’LEI AT THE DUNES AT MAUI LANI - Sat, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:30-8 p.m.; Thu, Reiko Fukina 5:30-8 p.m. 1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului, 808-877-0073.

CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY RESTAURANT - Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Friends of Bryan 5:30 p.m.; Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Menehune Music and Bryan and Friends 8-11 p.m.; Sun, Fausto’s Guitar 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Every Tue & Sat, Francois’ Piano 5 p.m. 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului, 808-873-6555.

MAIN ST. BISTRO - Every Thu & Fri, Rythm & Blues with Freedom 5 p.m.-7 a.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 808-244-6816.

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MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE Tue, Murray Thorne 6:30-8 p.m.; Fri, Gail Swanson 6:30-8 p.m.; Mon, Willie K 6:30-8 p.m.; Sun, The Celtic Tigers 6:30-9 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 808-874-1131.

CAFE DES AMIS - Wed, Stone Violets 6:30-9 p.m.; Wed, Cafe Des Amis. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 808-579-6323.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Fri, Mango Pickers 4-6 p.m.; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6 p.m.; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4 a.m.-6 p.m.; Mon, Kanoa of Gomega 4-6 a.m.; Thu, Erin Smith 4-6 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-6444.

HANA HOU CAFE - Mon-Fri, Hana Hou Cafe 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku, 808-575-2661.

SPICES - Sun, The Crunch Pups 6-9 p.m. 2259 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-891-8860.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Thu, Ah Tim 4-6 p.m.; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6 p.m.; Mon, Tom Cherry and Mike Finkiewicz 4-6 p.m.; Wed, Cyrus Clark 4-6 p.m. 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei, 808-874-3779.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Taqueria Cruz.

GREEN BANANA CAFE - Every Tue, Thu & Sat, Polynesian Dance Coffee Luau 6 p.m. 137 Hana Hwy., Paia, 808-579-9130.

MAX WORLD BISTRO - Fri, Goody and the Kit 6-9 p.m.; Every Tue & Wed, Brooks Maguire 6:30-9 p.m. Ha’iku Town Center, 810 Kokomo Rd., Ha’iku, 808-575-2629.

MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Wed, Phil & Angela Benoit 6:30-8 p.m.; Tue, Open-Mic 7-11 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 808-579-9999.

SPICE AND RICE - Wed, Makana 7-9 p.m.; Thu, Gerit 7-9 p.m.; Fri, DJ Chill Master Ventch 7-9 p.m.; Sat, Rodney K 7-9 p.m.; Tue, Ryan on Piano 7-9 p.m.

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MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881

Pub Quiz @ 9 pm & Dj Chili Dog

Kaena Elaban 9pm

Jazz on the Blue 7-10pm

Celtic Tigers

MON- Willie K Band; TUES- Tin Can Comedy w/ Shaggy; WED - Rick Glencross & Willie K

Sounds of Addiction 10 pm No Cover

Live Irish Aloha Friday 7 pm Johnny Ringo Nite - 10pm

Sounds of Addiction 10 pm No Cover

Ryan Palma 10 pm No Cover

MON- Bloodlines 10pm, TUES- Ryan Palma 10 pm

4play Fridays

Live Music

OCEANS BAR & GRILL 1819 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-2414

WED - Buck Night & All Access DJs 10pm

PINEAPPLE GRILLE

Jawaiian Music w/ DJ Bruddah Damien

Ocean Vodka Beach Party 7-10 pm

Smooth Jazz Sounds w/ Brian Cuomo & Friends, 7pm -10m

SANSEI - KAPALUA

Free Karaoke No Cover, 10pm - 1am

Free Karaoke No Cover, 10pm - 1am

Open Mic Night 10 pm

SANSEI - KIHEI

Free Karaoke No Cover, 10pm-1am

Free Karaoke No Cover, 10pm - 1am

Free Karaoke No Cover, 10pm-1am

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE

DJ Slackin; 10pm- Close

DJ Sonny No Cover, 10pm

DJ Magnetic No Cover, 10pm

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR

Crunch Pups 9pm No Cover

Hawaiian By Nature No Cover

No Remorse No Cover

Ah Tim

Supper Club, Amy Hanaialii $60 for Dinner & Show

Supper Club, Amy Hanaialii $60 for Dinner & Show

Jaiku Hillbilies

Karaoke w/ Pearl Rose No Cover, 9pm-11pm

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Karaoke

MON-WED- Karaoke

Paprazzi w/ DJ Kid C 9pm; No Cover

Undone w/ QRoss $10; 9pm

DJ Calcul8 $10; 9pm

Closed

MON- TUES- WED -Private Party

Ikaika Blackburn 9pm, No Cover

Karaoke

Ladies Night All Access DJs

Karaoke

MON- Karaoke TUES- Free Karaoke WEDBad Kitty

200 Kapalua Drv. Lahaina - 669-9600

115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 -879-0004

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-6444

2411 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-0602

STELLA BLUE’S

1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-1380

TIFFANY’S

1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

TIMBA

505 Front St, Ste. 212, Lahaina - 661-9873

WATERCRESS

Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9350

WOW-WEE MAUI’S

333 Dairy Rd. #101, Kahului - 871-1414

RESORT SHOWS West Maui Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa - 200 Nohea Kai Dr., 808-661-1234.

UMALU - Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-6 p.m.; Daily (except Wed), Live Music 7-9 p.m.; Thu, Off Tomorrow 6-9 p.m.; Daily (except Wed), Live Music 4-6 p.m.

Ka’anapali Beach Hotel - 2525 Ka’anapali Pkwy., 808-661-0011.

KA’ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL - Sat, Melveen Leed Concert 6-9 p.m.

Kaanapali Beach Club - 104 Kaanapali Shores, 808661-2000.

OHANA BAR & GRILL - Every Sun, Thu & Sat, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-9 p.m.; Every Wed & Thu, Live Music 5:30-9 p.m.

Kaanapali Beach Hotel - 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy., (808) 661-0011.

KANAEHELE ROOM - Daily (except Sun & Mon), “Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages” Kanehele Room 4:30-7 p.m.

TIKI BAR & GRILL - Daily, Music by Lanui 6-9 p.m.; Daily, Hula Show 6:30-7 p.m.; Thu, Daniel Palakiko 6-9 p.m.; Every Sun & Mon, Kealaoka’ (Jason Fundang) 6-9 p.m.; Every Tue & Wed, Leo Kane 6-9 p.m.

TIKI TERRACE RESTAURANT - Sun, Ka’anapali Champagne Brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Marriot Maui Ocean Club - 100 Nohea Kai Dr., 808667-1200.

Karaoke & Ladies Night 8pm

MON - Tom Cherry, Mike Finkiewicz TUES - Tom Conway; WED - Randall Respond

Four Seasons Resort Maui - 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-874-8000.

RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA - Daily, The Lounge.

LOBBY LOUNGE - Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-6 p.m.; Tue, Jazz Music 8-10 p.m.; Every Mon, Wed, Thu & Sat, Contemporary Music 8:30-10 p.m.; Fri, Jazz Music 8-11 p.m.; Sun, Hawaiian Music 8:30-10 p.m.; Daily, Hula Dancers 5:30-6 p.m.

Royal Lahaina Resort - 2780 Kekaa Dr., 808-661-3611.

ROYAL OCEAN TERRACE - Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Live Hawaiian Music 6-8 p.m.; Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Live Hawaiian Music 6-8 p.m.

Sheraton Maui - 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy., 808-661-0031.

Grand Wailea Resort & Spa - 3850 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808-875-1234.

LAGOON BAR - Daily, Live Music 6-9 p.m.; Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 6-8 p.m.; Daily, Cliff Diving Ceremony 6-8 p.m.

BOTERO BAR & LOUNGE - Wed, Live Hawaiian Music 5:30-9 p.m.

Sugar Cane Train - 975 Limahana Pl., 808-661-0088.

GRAND DINING ROOM - Sun, Live Hawaiian Music and Hula Performances 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m.

SUGAR CANE TRAIN - Thu, Sugar Cane Train Dinner 5 p.m.; Daily, Ride the Sugar Cane Train 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

Warren & Annabelle’s - 900 Front St., (808) 667-6244.

Westin Maui Resort & Spa - 2365 Kaanapali Pkwy., 808-667-2525.

GRAND WAILEA RESORT - Wed, “45 Ton” Humpback Whale Lecture - Wailea 6-7 p.m.

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MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Sun, Live Music 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

The Shops at Wailea 3750 Wailea Alanui, 808891-6770.

THE SHOPS AT WAILEA - Wed, Marti Kluth 6:30-8 p.m.; Wed, Jamie Lawerence and friends 6:30-8 p.m.

KUMU BAR & GRILL - Daily, Hula Dancing 6:30-9 p.m.

South Maui

Wailea Beach Marriott Resort & Spa - 3700 Wailea Alanui, 808-879-1922.

Napili Kai Beach Resort - 5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd., 808-669-6271.

Fairmont Kea Lani - 4100 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808840-8402.

MELE MELE LOUNGE - Daily, Live Music 9-11 p.m.

NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Sat, Coelho Morrison 7-9 p.m.; Sun, Andrew Kaina 7-9 p.m.; Thu, Kincaid Basques and Albert Kaiana 6:30-9 p.m.

FAIRMONT KEA LANI - Daily, Live Music 5:30-9 p.m.

East Maui

POLO BEACH GRILLE & BAR - Daily, Live Music 4-5 p.m.

Hotel Hana-Maui - 5031 Hana Hwy., 808-248-8211.

Four Seasons Resort - 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., 808874-8000.

HOTEL HANA-MAUI - Fri, Hula dancing 7-8 p.m.

Ritz-Carlton Kapalua - One Ritz-Carlton Dr., 808669-6200.

ALALOA LOUNGE - Every Fri & Sat, Live entertain-

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) We all get older. As you age, you’ll hopefully also gain an increasingly greater appreciation for those who’ve preceded you through these years. It’s harder (although not impossible) to appreciate older people when you’re in the blush of youth, but as the years contract, I hope you develop such an admiration, and learn to express it. Being able to identify with and step into the shoes of people much older than yourself is an important rite of passage—one that many Geminis make rather late in life.

This week, take note of how quickly time actually passes, and remember that all too soon you won’t have to pretend—you will be in their shoes.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Don’t take on guilt for something that wasn’t your fault or responsibility, even if someone insists that you do so. Their idiotically misplaced blame should not be your cross to bear, so have the presence of mind and self-confidence to shrug it off. Stay frosty; don’t let yourself get upset, but go ahead and shut them down while you’re at it. It’s already pretty tacky to go around pointing fingers and tattling on people, but when the accusers are blatantly wrong, it’s unconscionable. They need to mind their own business and keep their preposterous suspicions to themselves—and if you don’t tell them to do it, who will?

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Although being absolutely and genuinely you is one of your great strengths, it can also hold you back, as you know. Especially in relationships, which thrive on compromise and sometimes semi-feigned interest in the other’s passions, you need to bend a little and act (as in what actors do). This doesn’t mean you need be truly facetious or lie to someone’s face. If it helps, access the deeper truth that you care about this person, and even though that caring doesn’t actually generate an interest in their stamp collection, you wish it would—so you pretend.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Don’t shoot yourself in the foot. You’re in a position to give yourself a serious advantage over the competition—why would you forego that? It’s not cheating to make use of all your strengths and talents; that’s called playing to win. What you’re considering is like taking one of the aces out of your hand in a card game and continuing the game without it. While I understand that you’re occasionally embarrassed about how fantastic and capable you are, sabotaging yourself is still a pretty dumb thing to do. Play hard or go home. Anything in between is just a waste of everyone’s time.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Being determined to win the lottery will not make it so. While force of will can accomplish a lot, if wishing yourself into a lucky break like that worked, most of us would be fabulously wealthy. While positive thinking can certainly influence situations in your favor, it will in most cases not yield a winning lottery ticket. That’s not to suggest you should resign yourself to being pessimistic and cynical. Be positive but realistic. Optimism can accomplish amazing things, but only if you’re not too busy being disappointed that it didn’t win you the lottery.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Doing what you were specifically warned or asked not to do has been, more or less, your specialty for many years. However, you can’t pretend that you’ve always been happy with the results. Sometimes boundaries and requests are better off respected and heeded. This, my dear, is one of those times.

Back off. This explicit request is one that’s best for you to acknowledge and honor, even though the temptation to cross that line must surely be a powerful one. However, part of your journey is knowing when to rebelliously ignore rules and boundaries, and when to let them stand. This week, show us that you’re finally grasping that concept.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) There’s something about getting naked in the snow or polar bear swimming that really gets people’s inner fire going. While the mere thought of it makes me want to run to the nearest sauna, I can appreciate the need to sometimes jumpstart a process with a kind of shock to the system—something to wake you up. That is precisely what you need this week: something that will powerfully awaken you to what’s going on and enable you to react to it appropriately. Be warned—such awakenings are often unpleasant; however, once woken up, people rarely demand that they be allowed to go back to sleep.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Organic architecture is a design philosophy that promotes harmony between structures and the natural world where they’re built—the best of these should add to the beauty and balance of a place, not detract from it. While there’s no need for you live in a hobbit house inside a hill, there are ways for you to adopt this approach in your day to day life and the fruition of your goals. Does what you’re creating add to the situation in a way that generates more overall happiness, sustainability, and harmony? If not, it should. It may be time to rethink your methods and intentions.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) Life is complicated, and sometimes you get to a point where you can no longer put off an unpleasant and undesirable act you must perform. This is something you can only avoid talking about, thinking about, or doing for so long, and now your grace time has undoubtedly run out. You may have denied the inevitability of what you must do until now, but dragging things on beyond this point would be senseless and perhaps even cruel.

You don’t have to feel good about it—but you do have to do it. Don’t put it off another week, or even another day.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Don’t be so dramatic. While you’re eager to make a clean break in one part of your life and move on, there’s no need to set the house on fire and burn everything in it as you walk away. Take a vacation from it, instead; I suspect that you’ll see that, after a bit of time, you’ll be able to come back and view things completely differently, perhaps only discarding a box or two instead of reducing the whole thing to charred ash and rubble. This week, if you feel prone to making an overly dramatic gesture, restrain yourself. Walk away until you feel frosty enough to act modestly and rationally.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) I know what you want to get out of this situation—that’s all too clear. What’s not obvious is what you could bring to it. Ask yourself why anyone would pick you, and if your only answer is your powerful desire, you need to look long and hard inside and at the way you’re presenting yourself to the world. Selling yourself may be a bit awkward at first—but sometimes it’s absolutely necessary. In fact, there’s no skill or talent that will serve you better this week. Remember, though—while enthusiasm is charming, subtlety will ultimately serve you better.

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