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VOLUME 13 ✚ ISSUE 49 5 NEWS & VIEWS
THIS WEEK’S QUESTION Sum up your summer plans in three words or less. Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com Best of Maui Associate Editor: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com Back to work! Data Manager: Philippa Tilley Beach and shopping Proofreader: Dina Wilson Intern: Sierra Brown Contributors: Caeriel Crestin, Beau Ewan, Nancy Kanyuk, Doug Levin, Jared Libby, Greg Mebel, Rob Parsons, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Sara Tekula, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II
Coconut Wireless wonders if Lingle will pass the buck on civil unions. The merits of Princess Ka'iulani are debated in Reader Feedback. Unemployment claims fall on Maui and rise on Molokai in By the Numbers. Spin Cycle discovers Charles Djou and Ed Case have a common enemy. Open Letters trashes an old toothbrush. A heroic mongoose and local beer fill up Quizunderstood. An abandoned mattress leads to government waste in News of the Weird. Eh Brah! fires back at a deer hunter.
10 FEATURE STORY
Photographer: Sean Michael Hower Surf, work, travel
From hikes to bikes to environmentally friendly ziplines, we explore some intriguing land-based activities. Plus: camps and classes for the keiki. It's the Summer Guide.
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22 THIS WEEK’S PICKS A full-moon cruise, a Tom Arnold sighting and Lee Ritenour at the MACC.
25 Da Kine Calendar 26 Grid
29 BACK PAGES Sign Language tells Leo to take the high road.
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The Week in Review HYPER LOCAL Based solely on its title, the American Jobs and Closing Tax Loopholes Act, aka HR4213, would rank just below the Flowers are Pretty and Sunshine is Nice Proclamation on the no-brainer scale. But, as we've learned, you can't judge an act by its title (unless your idea of patriotism involves warrantless wiretapping). OK, what's the point of all this and how the hell does it fall under “hyper local”? HR4213, introduced this week by Rep. Sander Levin of Michigan and Sen. Max Baucus of Montana, features, way down in section “E” under “Agriculture Disaster Relief,” a $21 million allotment for “a Hawaiian sugar cane cooperative.” HC&S is never named, but since it's the only sugar operation left standing in the state it isn't hard to connect the dots. Some—including HC&S's employees and its profitable parent company, Alexander & Baldwin—will surely greet this news with smiles. But for anyone who decries profligate government spending and likes to point the finger at social programs, this is a nice reminder that corporate welfare is alive and kicking. Also worth noting: in April, quoted in The Maui News, Hawaii Sen. Dan Inouye pledged that “HC&S will not go under,” adding, “If I am wrong, I will be out of a job.” HR4213 doesn't bear Inouye's name, but it sure seems to bear his fingerprints....
LOCAL Earlier this week, KITV reports, Gov. Lingle met with opponents of civil union bill HB444, including Lt. Gov. Duke Aiona and the Hawaii Christian Coalition. She's also slated to meet with supporters of the bill. This could mean a decision is imminent—but there's another
you that?) Amidst the predictable partisan shots and fist-pumping, Djou—who must start fundraising and campaigning again almost immediately to defend the seat in November—did say one prescient thing, in his remarks to supporters: “If anything, what the people of Hawaii have given us is a short-term lease with an option to buy.”... Best Djou headline, courtesy of the conservative blog scaredmonkeys.com: “Djou Betcha.”...
possibility. According to an official release, Lingle will embark on a trip to China and Japan on June 4 and won't return until June 19, two days before the deadline for stating her intentions regarding HB444 and any other bills she hasn't signed or vetoed. Joining Lingle on her journey to the East will be an array of officials, including House Speaker Calvin Say and Hawaii Tourism Authority CEO Mike McCartney. Notably absent from the list is Aiona, who'll be acting governor. Are you following along? That means Aiona could veto HB444 in Lingle's stead, a move that would: a) play well with his religious base, on which he's counting heavily in the coming gubernatorial election; and b)
NOT LOCAL President Obama is deploying 1,500 National Guard troops to the U.S.Mexico border according to a CNN report, but if you ask Sen. John McCain it's “simply not enough.” He wants 3,000
The bill doesn't mention HC&S by name, but it isn't hard to connect the dots. let Lingle, who has been strangely tightlipped and non-committal on the issue, off the hook. Maybe it won't go down that way. Maybe Lingle will have made her decision by the time you read this and it'll be a moot point. Then again, maybe not.... The confetti had hardly settled at Charles Djou's victory party when the independent-candidate-who-doesn'tanswer-to-anyone-but-the-people-ofHawaii-and-decries-outside-intrusioninto-local-politics appeared on FOX News. “Back in January...I was polling in the teens,” he told the crew of FOX and Friends. “Everybody told me that this congressional seat was purchased and the wholly-owned property of the Democratic Party.” (Really, Charles? “Everybody” told
troops on the Arizona-Mexico border alone. That'd be the same John McCain who supported the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and said he wanted to continue—and possibly escalate—both during the 2008 presidential campaign. At the time, more than 15,000 National Guard troops were in those two countries according to official Defense Department figures, meaning they weren't available to lend a hand in McCain's home state or anywhere else. Guess we can add McCain to the list of people who are glad he didn't win. ■
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to keep building or expanding touristloving resorts surely there is money to find innovative ways to deal with our antibioticfilled human waste and nitrogen-containing runoff without injecting it into the sea. If there is even a slight question as to the safety of these injection wells, come on, find another way. The clock is ticking and no one really knows what the long-term effect of injection well usage is. I thought gambling was illegal in this state.
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK:“What would you do if you looked out your window and saw a trio of unicorns grazing?”pg.29
Re the May 20 film critique “Royal Insult”: I strongly believe you failed to recognize the kaona (deeper meaning) of the movie. I don't know if you realize, but Hawaiian soverignty is quite a case of lament today as it was back before the overthrow. As a Hawaiian I don't want to hear or see saddness about our soverignty anymore. I felt Princess Ka'iulani was more on the romantic end because it inspires us to use love to make a change. To me the movie is a classic and the real insult comes from the title of your article. Justin Kanakaole (via e-mail) I want to thank you for putting into painfully accurate words many of the emotions that this fiasco of a film elicits. Aue no ho'i e... the suffering the filmmakers put so many
of us through as we tried to steer them in the right direction...all his lip service about understanding the subject...falsehoods all. (Apparently they now want to give the same treatment to Evangelina Cisneros, the Cuban heroine some 19th century press compared Ka'iulani—however inaccurately—to.) As soon as I learned the director, Marc Forby, was a career horror-film producer, I knew that disaster was in the works. And your mention of the $5 DVD bins is like a sock in the gut: I only just saw Forby's precursor to The Film That Shall Remain Nameless (I can't stand using Ke Ali'i Ka'iulani's name to refer to it), Prom Night, in just such a bin.Yes, we'll be digging out from this infuriating haolewood damage for years...but the important thing is to dig out. It is time a culturally rich, entirely pono documentary is made about Ka'iulani's life; something steeped in the spirituality that was an entirely closed book to Forby; something filled with the poetry, subtlety and 'uhane of the Timeless Now that truly is Ka'iulani's story. We can do it, all of us, kanaka maoli and kanaka maoli supporters together. Me ke aloha pumehana.
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Re the May 20 feature “Injecting Controversy”: I would like to know who the unnamed UH staff member is that is willing to assure the County that staph cannot survive in seawater. As a marine microbiologist, I am confident that it can and does survive well in seawater, and there is a large body of peer-reviewed primary scientific literature that supports this. Even a simple Google Scholar search for “staph survival in seawater” brings up many pages of peer-reviewed studies that all find staph survives in seawater. One such example can be found in the International Journal of Hygiene and Environmental Health (July 2008; vol. 211: pages 398-402) in a study by Tolba, Loughrey, Goldsmith, Millar, Rooney and Moore. The title is “Survival of epidemic strains of healthcare (HA-MRSA) and community-associated (CA-MRSA) meticillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA) in river-, sea- and swimming pool water.” Excerpts from their abstract include: “The aim of this study was to examine the survival dynamics of several epidemic healthcare (HA) and community-associated (CA) meticillinresistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA) in river, sea and swimming pool waters.... Two strains of each type were examined resulting in a total of 14 organisms being examined... An inoculum of each MRSA isolate was added individually to each water microcosm.... This study demonstrates that all 14 epidemic HA and CA MRSA studied can survive in sea and river water environments up to at least 14 days post inoculation. There was no significant differences in the survival dynamics between CA-MRSA and HA-MRSA in any water environment... This study indicates that contaminated sea and river water may serve as potential reservoirs of HA- and CA-MRSA, if such water sources become contaminated with these organisms.” Transparency and correct information are necessary on the part of the County. Publicizing blatantly incorrect information isn't helping anyone solve anything and is an embarrassment to the County. It is the County's responsibility to protect the public; pretending the problem doesn't exist and lying to support that claim is unacceptable. It's definitely time to clean up the water.
Re the May 20 Coconut Wireless: I also hail from the Bay Area and am a big Giants fan. I was very interested to read your explanation about the lack of coverage; my friends are sick of hearing about it from me. Dodgers and Angels are on TV, though, all the damn time. ESPN is dead to me now with their complete East Coast bias. Hopefully I can fly back for a series this season. Nice job and go Giants! Chris Moore (via e-mail) Ed. Note: Glad to hear I'm not the only one, Chris. The Angels and Dodgers games are on because Oceanic Time Warner carries the Los Angeles Fox Sports Net feed. But both teams are blacked out on MLB Extra Innings and the At Bat app, compounding the insanity. After last week's issue went to press, I did hear back from the Giants' PR rep, who requested my questions in writing. I'll keep you (and anyone else who cares) posted. We reserve the right to edit feedback. Views expressed do not necessarily reflect those of MauiTime.
OVERHEARD “The only snakes you've got to worry about here are the timeshare salesmen.” - Man to his friend on the Wainapanapa caves trail
By the NUMBERS
370 New unemployment claims filed on Maui for the week ending May 15, a 33 percent decrease compared to the same time last year
10 New unemployment claims filed on Molokai, a 43 percent increase
$37.3 million Federal stimulus money received by the state Department of Business, Economic Development and Tourism as of March 30
$446,964 Amount the department has spent Sources: Hawaii Department of Business, Economic Development and Tourism, Honolulu Advertiser
SPIN CYCLE Rage against the machine... “We have sent a message to the United States Congress. We have sent a message to the national Democrats. We have sent a message to the machine.” - Rep.-elect Charles Djou, in a May 22 victory speech at state Republican headquarters
“[W]e didn’t lose the war. 61 [percent] of us voted for a different philosophy of government than offered by Charles, and 69 [percent] against the machine status quo of Colleen Hanabusa.” - Ed Case, in an e-mail sent to supporters May 23; Case finished third, behind both Djou and Hanabusa
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transplant was, life-threateningly, canceled. (In April, the hospital persuaded Medicaid to cover the transplant.)
The local government of Bolton, England, responding in March to a citizen's report of a discarded mattress on the side of a road, sent an official to assess the scene. He wrote a work order for four men (a driver, an assistant and two supervisors) and a 1.7-ton construction vehicle, and the pickup was scheduled for the following week, according to a report in the Daily Telegraph. (When a Bolton councilman saw the schedule, he, with the help of a friend, drove a council van to the scene and hauled the mattress to a dump site.)
TIME TO PLAY, ART OR CRAP? (1) Susan Collis' conceptual art, “Since I Fell for You,� debuted at the Ikon Gallery in Birmingham, England, in May, consisting of an empty room with pieces of lumber on the floor, along with a broom propped against a wall and an empty laundry bag. Though the Birmingham Mail quoted several annoyed visitors, Collis defended her work. “Often a work that looks very careless ... takes a long time to produce.� (2) Just finishing up in May at New York City's Museum of Modern Art is a tribute to performance artist Marina Abramovic for her lifetime achievements in making patrons uneasy. Videos played, including one in which the artist screams at the top of her lungs until such time as she loses her voice, and visitors faced unsettling live demonstrations, including being asked to enter a room by squeezing between a naked man and woman facing each other in the doorway. The artist herself planned to attend the entire run sitting at a table in the museum's atrium, silent and motionless, all day long, during which time patrons could stare back at her.
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A Hollywood, Florida, leukemia patient on Medicaid had endured six months of grueling chemotherapy in order to be healthy enough for a long-awaited bone marrow transplant when, in March, a Social Security Administration caseworker called her up out of the blue to inform her that her son was eligible for disability payments, which the woman immediately signed up for. However, almost as immediately, Medicaid removed her from its rolls because the disability check raised her income beyond the qualifying maximum, and her
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PROPHET MOTIVES (1) James Fall, 58, told police in Mound, Minnesota, in March that his “marriage� to his 10-year-old niece was perfectly acceptable in that he is a “prophet of God,� citing Corinthians 6:12. (2) Terrill Dalton, 43, who refers to himself as the Holy Ghost, moved his small congregation to Fromberg, Montana, in March as the latest stop in avoiding law enforcement investigations in Utah and Idaho. He credits his holiness to his collection of rocks, several of which he said are powerful “seer stones.� (3) Adam Disabato, who said he is “the Messiah,� was arrested in Pittsburgh in April after he drove his car into the Poale Zedeck synagogue, causing about $30,000 in damages. “I'm not crazy, and I don't hear voices. I just got a feeling sent by God to drive real fast for some reason.�
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This goes out to the jackasses I saw hunting deer with a bow out of a black pickup in Makena. Not only did you maliciously kill the deer, but you left it to rot on the side of the road. Inhumane jerks...your time will come! Talk about lack of pono. â–
Mary Merten, 43, pleaded guilty in March to four felonies in connection with an eightyear-long spree in which, as bookkeeper for a two-lawyer firm in Kingston, New York, she stole over $800,000 via embezzlement and theft of the lawyers' identities. However, as she awaited sentencing, she wrote her former bosses: “I would ask that you consider keeping me employed...I truly enjoy my job and want to continue to work for the both of you to make up for my imperfections.� (At press time, she was still awaiting sentencing.)
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A 2009 Minnesota law gives local police the authority to make traffic stops to enforce the stand-alone offense of failure of a passenger to wear a seat belt. According to a report in the Pioneer Press, police in the St. Paul suburb of Maplewood take it seriously. An undercover cop, posing as a homeless man with a “will work for food� sign, roamed an intersection, peering into cars and secretly signaling colleagues, who subsequently pulled over violators. All unbelted passengers were
Galena Park, Texas, high school teacher Fernando Gonzalez, 35, was sentenced to seven years in prison in March as a result of his being caught using his classroom computer to watch child pornography from his many disks. He tried to explain that he had no other choice, in that his wife had already banned him from watching child porn at home. â–
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Land ho! Somee fun fun stuff to do when you're nott in the water The ocean is to Maui as the sky is to a cloudâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;it surrounds us, supports us, defines us. We play in it, paddle on it, draw food from it and explore its depths. Because of this all-consuming relationship, it's easy to forget that the land, the 'aina, has a lot to offer as well. Sustenance and beauty, sure, but also a wide array of activities to fill the long, lazy summer months. In the following pages we present some options; it's not meant to be an exhaustive list by any means, just a sampling to whet your appetite for land-lubbing fun (augmented, as usual, by extensive listings for camps, classes and other keiki-onvacation diversions). Don't worryâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;when you're finished, the ocean will always be waiting.
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LET 'ER ZIP Flying above the forest— and learning about it, too Words by Sabrina Dreyer Photos by Sean Michael Hower
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That's all well and good, but, thrillseekers want to know, what's the experience like? It starts with a greeting from some expressive—and impressively perky, given how early our tour started—guides. A brisk half-mile hike through lush Haleakala vegetation gets the blood pumping, and then its time to zipline. First, you're strapped into a harness that Skyline says “boasts more mechanical redundancy than any other zipline harness in use today” and is “statistically...over four times safer than all 'paragliding style' zipline
once again, the guides quickly put everyone at ease and soon enough we were taking turns sailing above the expansive greenery and towering eucalyptus trees (lovely, but a harmful invasive species, by the way). The last line features a platform big enough to get a running start; this is the jump where you really get the sensation of flying. My only complaint? I wish it could have lasted longer.
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ince its founding in 2002—by Maui father-and-son team Buck and Danny Boren—Skyline Eco Adventures has
an's yen to fly has led him to do some extreme things, from the incredible (the Wright Brothers at Kitty Hawk) to the incredibly stupid (Icarus and his wax wings). Ziplining—a craze that has taken off on Maui and elsewhere in the last several years—is a bit less intense, but no less intriguing.
Skyline's success is a testament both to the company's laudable enviro ethic and man's never-ending yearning to soar, unencumbered, through the air.
We first covered this popular activity in the Summer Guide a couple years ago. But this year, we decided to seek out another company, one that offers not just aerial thrills but also an environmentally conscious experience. In its mission
harnesses on the market.” In short, you're not going to fall. For those whose vertigo still has them weak in the knees, the first two lines are manini, hardly enough to raise your pulse. The third and fourth lines are a little faster, enough to feel the fresh wind blowing in
statement, Skyline Eco Adventures promises to “provide a safe and exciting means for seeing and experiencing the natural wonder of the Hawaiian Islands while always aiding in the preservation and perpetuation of the island's unique land and culture.” To that end, Skyline donates a percentage of its revenue to various environmental nonprofits and, since 2007, has been a carbon neutral company.
your face. There were about a dozen people in our group so there was a fair amount of waiting, but the guides made it worth it with their informative, entertaining banter. The trail to the fourth line includes a swinging bridge—adding to the element of excitement—and the drop is exhilarating. But nothing like the final line. That's the Big Kahuna, large enough to give the more timid members of our tour pause. But,
expanded its reach across the island and to the Mainland, with a location in the Great Smokey Mountains of Tennessee. It's a testament both to the company's laudable enviro ethic and our never-ending yearning to soar, unencumbered, through the air. ■
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SKYLINE ECO ADVENTURES offers tours in Haleakala and Ka'anapali For info and reservations, call 878-8400 or visit zipline.com
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bike are well-matched and thus ensuring an enjoyable ride. Talk about speed dating. But wherever I went, the experts stressed safety, meaning obeying traffic laws, as well as taking precautions like wearing a helmet. I could go on forever about the merits of bicycling. It’s gaining popularity and you can buy, rent or repair your wheels at several locations islandwide (see sidebar). Not only is it eco-friendly and a solid work-out, you can enjoy Maui’s beautiful scenery and get a tan without getting sand in your nether regions. So whichever of Delerm’s categories you fit into, this summer, put your feet to the pedals and go. ■
I BIKE IT LIKE THAT Whatever route you choose, do it on two wheels this summer Words by Ynez Tongson
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ccording to Philippe Delerm, “You’re either born a bicyclist or a cyclist. The distinction is almost political.” Cyclists can be found clothed in tight-fitting synthetics, streamlined all the way to their helmets, wheels as thin as paper. But they’re most obviously identified
To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/featurebike puffs, not carbo-loading for their next race but for the sheer joy of eating. With that said, I’m definitely a bicyclist. Sure, I feel the need for speed, but after that, I’m going to need to catch my breath. Not content with my bicycler status, I sought to
I’m surprised my heart didn’t burst out of my chest after the umpteenth incline. by their tendency to go, go, go. Frantic, they drink their organic, pro-biotic, proteinenriched shakes, every molecule wanting the wind flying past their reflective goggles. They talk about climbing up Omaopio Road, just to get a latte at Grandma’s. Bicyclists, meanwhile, stand in line waiting for their coffee, bicycles laden with books or maybe groceries, casually leaning against a pole, patiently waiting to begin the journey to the next destination. Bicyclists happily munch on fried rice and cream
CABIN FEVER A rustic getaway and a gateway to Hana's many wonders. Plus: you'll stay dry Words by Jen Russo
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eading out to Hana should be on your annual staycation list. And if you're planning to drive in and out on the same day, you need a change of plan. There is no way to enjoy everything Hana has to offer from the seat of your car.
up the ante, plotting a course from Waihee Elementary to Camp Maluhia. On the way, I saw beautiful coastlines and verdant hills—and my heart rate shot up. In fact, I’m surprised it didn’t burst out of my chest after the umpteenth incline. Planning a trip is easy if you grab a copy the Maui County Bicycle Map, sold in most bicycle shops. It covers roads on the islands of Maui, Lanai and Molokai and indicates which are most suitable and least suitable for bicycling. The map also lets you know
the average climate of different regions as well as the direction and strength of trade winds. That way, if you’re a cycler deciding to go from Kahului to Lahaina via the pali, you’re gonna know that’s 23 miles on very bike-friendly roads, in a hot, dry area. Translation: Bring lots of water and slather on the sunscreen (though that’s good advice whever you go: this is Maui in the summer we’re talking about). Or maybe you’re a Wailuku bicycler looking to pick up some grinds from the Paia Fish Market. That’s 10 miles on fairly friendly roads traveling against the wind, in a high-wind area. Translation: hard work. Before Donnie of Go Cycling Maui in Paia corrected me, I thought there were two types of bikes: road and off-road. But these days, more and more people are using hybrid bikes, or bikes that are designed for both road and off-road use, a definite plus since Maui is a melting pot of terrain as well as people. Bob of Island Biker in Kahului offers bike-fitting, making sure a rider and
PEDAL PUSHERS Some options for buying, renting, repairing and advice...
Maui Cyclery/Go Cycling Maui 99 Hana Hwy., Paia 579-9009; gocycling.com
The Island Biker 415 Dairy Rd. Ste. C, Kahului 877-7744; islandbikemaui.com
South Maui Bicycles 1993 S Kihei Rd. Ste. 5, Kihei 874-0068
West Maui Cycles 1087 Limahana Pl. Ste. 6, Lahaina 661-9005; westmauicycles.com
There are home and bed-and-breakfast rentals or you can even stay at Hotel Hana Maui, but camping offers a uniquely rich experience. In the Kipahulu Park area you can obtain permits from the ranger on the same day; this is a National Park, in the federal system. This park sits right next to Oheo gulch with lots of waterfalls, fresh water pools and trail hikes. Wainapanapa State Park is another great camping area where you can get permits for tent camping, but can also rent cabins. Permits can be obtained at the State Department of Land and Natural Resouces office at the state building in Wailuku. Tent camping is an experience that everyone should have, but expect to get wet and rained on. A good alternative is getting a cabin; it's still rustic enough to be considered roughing it, but a way to stay dry and cozy. Word to the wise: the cabins are popular, meaning you should give yourself at least a two-month window if you're flexible with the time and up to a year if you're looking for a very specific date. Holiday weekends are always busier.Your permit will cost you per person and you can » Continued on page 15
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» Continued from page 13 have up to six people in a cabin (no pets). The prices recently increased as of March 2010, so if you've rented them before expect to pay a bit more, though it's still considerably less than other accomodations (starting at $60 a night for residents, $90 for non-residents). The Wainapanapa cabins are modest but fully functional and outfitted with some amenities. All cabins feature a lanai with a picnic table, a kitchen with sink, fridge and two-burner hot plate. The bathrooms have a hot-water shower, plus sink and flush toilet. The cabins are outfitted with pots, plates, mugs
CAVES OF WONDER A short hike that's long on intrigue
and cutlery, but don't expect to find everything you need; if you're planning to cook a very specific meal, you may need to bring some of your own items. They do have old fire pits outside for grilling, which are usable but tricky. Better to bring your own grill if possible. The cabins were renovated in the last year but not much has changed. During my recent stay I noticed repaired vinyl tiles, new plasticcovered mattresses (sheets are not provided so bring your own) and the four-burner cooktops were replace by the hot plates. The hot plates don't put out as much heat as the cooktops do; it took a while to cook
pancakes on high heat, so we vowed to bring waffle irons next year. Cabins one through seven have ocean-front views; the coast line is rocky and comprised of sharp lava, good for fishing. The area around the cabins is hilly. Cabins seven through 12 are perched up on the hill behind the first seven cabins, where you'll find more grass, good for lawn games like bocci ball. The views from all the cabins are absolutely gorgeous. The access to the nearby caves formed by lava tubes is walking distance (see following story for details) and you can swim in freshwater
pools or go down to the beach. The park is very kid friendly, as are the cabins. Meanwhile, botanical gardens and waterfalls, the harbor, Hana Bay and Hana town are all about ten minutes away. So what are you waiting for? ■
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The trail descends through a dense thicket before curving past the first set of caves, fronted by shallow, stagnant water filled with bugs and sticks and not suitable for anything more than a quick wade-in. It's a fine place to stop and cool your feet, but the real prize comes a bit further along, when you reach the cave where the unlucky princess met her fate. Here the water—which can be entered either by a short jump or by picking your way down some slippery rocks—is deeper and crystal clear, cool enough to be refreshing but not cold enough to prevent you from swimming around.
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ew things bring out your inner 12-year-old like the phrase “underwater caves.” So it was with giddiness and a dash of adolescent abandon that I embarked on the Wainapanapa cave trail loop. Of course, I'm not 12 anymore and I've got two kids to prove it. Fortunately, though the hike promises exciting sights, it's short—a mile if that—and despite a few slippery stretches is easily navigable even while giving a shoulder ride to a squirming toddler.
Two of the caves are pitch black and one of them, a lava tube, winds deep into the rock. A paved path hugs the water's edge and passes a blow hole and black-sand beach. It ends at an informational sign that outlines the legend of the caves: “Once upon a time a princess named Popoalaea fled from her cruel husband, the chief Kakae. She hid on a ledge just inside the underwater entrance to this cave. A faithful serving maid sat across from her fanning the princess with a feather, kahili, symbol of royalty. Noticing the reflection of the kahili in the water, the chief Kakae discovered Popoalaea's hiding place and killed her. At certain times of the year tiny red shrimp appear in the pool, turning the water red. Some say it is a reminder of the blood of the slain princess.”
That's a good thing, because there are three caves to explore. Two of them are pitch black and one, a lava tube, winds deep into the rock. This is where a waterproof flashlight or head-lamp would have been handy. Without one, I wasn't able to swim more than a few feet in (OK, I was also a little bit chicken). The third cave, meanwhile, is shallow and wide and, though the light is dim, you can clearly see the multi-colored, jagged rocks above and Popoalaea's ledge (for full effect, picture a feather's reflection). After that it's a short walk back to where you started, a second chance to read about the legend if you're one of those people who tend to skip informational signs. The whole thing can be done in less than an hour, depending on how long you hang out at the caves. While some of East Maui's most rewarding sights involve arduous, even treacherous treks, this is a hike for everyone—my inner 12-year-old decidedly included. ■
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SUMMER CAMPS HAWAIIAN OUTRIGGER CANOE PADDLING AND CULTURAL EDUCATION PROGRAM Every Monday, Wednesday & Thursday. This camp, sponsored by Kihei Canoe Club, offers teenagers a chance at making canoe paddles and practicing Hawaiian traditions and culture. There are also practices for outrigger canoe competitions. Ages 10-18. $30. 3:30 to 5 pm. Ka Lae Pohaku Beach. http:// www.kiheicanoeclub.com OCEAN DISCOVERY CAMP - Daily. A dive-in approach to learning about the ocean! The Pacific Whale Foundation sponsors a camp of windsurfing, surfing, tidepooling, boat cruises, snorkeling, beach fun, games, crafts, and science activities. Kindergarten - Grade 5. $67/day,$335/week. 8 am to 4 pm. Pacific Whale Foundation Discovery Center, 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100, Ma’alaea. 808-249-8811 / http://www.mauioceancamp.org SEAWEES OCEAN ED-VENTURE FOR PRESCHOOLERS - Daily. Parents and caregivers can accompany their children on field trips and activities while learning songs and stories about the sea. Ages 3-5. $50 for 5 sessions. 9 to 10 am. Pacific Whale Foundation Discovery Center, 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100, Ma’alaea. 808-249-8811 / http://www. mauioceancamp.org HAWAIIAN KAMALI’I SUMMER ENRICHMENT PROGRAM - Monday through Friday. Lessons in Hawaiian culture, values, arts and crafts, oli and chants, games, food preparation, religion, navigation, as well as hula. Ages 10-14. Free. Fees apply for off-island excursions. 1 to 4 pm. Hawaiian Canoe Club Hale, Hoaloha Park. 808-893-2124 / http://www.hawaiiancanoeclub.org MAUI KAMA’AINA KIDS DAY CAMPS - June 1 through July 30. Camp includes outdoor activities, physical fitness, team building, arts and crafts, music, dance and more. Kindergarten to grade 5. $700-$900. 7 am to 5 pm. At Kamali’i Elementary, Wailuku Elementary, and Lahaina Preschool. 808357-2172 (Lahaina) / 808-875-5962 (Kamali’i) / 808-269-8266 (Wailuku) YOUTH MUSICAL THEATRE CAMP AUDITIONS - Audition to perform in Disney’s Aladdin Jr. at the Steppingstone Playhouse, after a camp of professionallevel acting, singing, and dancing lessons (camp runs 9 am to 3:30 pm May 29 to 31 and June 4 to 30). Auditions on April 18 from 2 to 4 pm. Performances July 1 - 11. Ages 8-14. $295. Limited financial aid available. MAPA Studio, 81 N. Church Street, Wailuku. 808-661-1168 / http://www.mauiacademy.org NBC BASKETBALL CAMP FOR BOYS - May 31 through June 4. Former Division I coaches and players help players have fun and improve their skills. Ages 9-18. $175. 9 am to 4 pm. Seabury Hall Erdman Athletic Center, 480 Olinda Rd., Makawao.
808-298-4944 / ben@basketballmaui.com SEABURY HALL SOCCER CAMP 2010 – June 1 through 5. A soccer camp for beginning to advanced players. Learn striker/goalkeeper skills, tactical training, and game playing. Ages 6-15. Busses from Kihei and Kahului available. $175 or $275 for 2 siblings. 8:30 am to 4 pm. Seabury Hall Erdman Athletic Center, 480 Olinda Rd., Makawao. 808-572-7235 CAMP GREEN WAVE ECO-ADVENTURE - Daily. Hop on the “Moore Watertime” Adventure Bus to participate in surfing, body boarding, hiking, standup paddling, snorkeling, jet skiing, educational marine sanctuary trips and more. $325/week. 9 am to 3 pm. Tavares Bay. 808-250-1984 / http://www. campgreenwave.com MAUI OKINAWAN CHILDREN’S DAY CAMP – June 1 through 4. Participants will enjoy Okinawan drumming, crafts, ceramics, language, history, foods and games in a learning atmosphere. For keiki entering grades 1-6. $125 members / $150 non-members. 9 am to 4 pm. Maui Okinawa Kenjin Kai, 688 Nukuwai Pl., Wailuku. 808-242-1560 MAUI SPORTS UNLIMITED KIDS WINDSURFING CAMPS - Daily. Learn sailing technique and theory. No experience necessary. 5 years and older. $175 for half days, $275 full day. 9 am to 2 pm. Kanaha Beach Park, Kahului. 808-871-5857 / http://www.actionsportsmaui.com HST SUMMER WINDSURFING - Daily. Three day long kitesurfing camps for those 16 years and younger. $299. 11 am - 2 pm. Kanaha Beach Park, Kahului. 808-871-5423 / www.hstwindsurfing.com TEEN SUM’R MUSICAL THEATER CAMP - June 1 to July 18. Sessions of professional level training in acting, singing, and dancing. Show off your accomplishments with performances of South Pacific at Maui Tropical Plantation (July 8 - 18). Ages 14-18. 3:30 to 6 pm. Mapa Studio, 81 N. Church Street, Wailuku. 808-244-8760; http://www.mauiacademy.org KITEBOARDING FOR KIDS - Every Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday. Kids will learn about the wind and how to fly kites safely, both on land and in the water. No experience necessary. Ages 9-16. $299 for three-day camp. 10:30 am to 2 pm. Kanaha Beach Park, Kahului. 808-871-5857 / http:// www.actionsportsmaui.com SUMMER ENRICHMENT PROGRAM - Daily. Whether beginning, intermediate or advanced, boost your skills in band, math, art, ukulele, illusion tricks and physical education. Grades 4-7. $180. 8 am to 12 pm. Dorris Todd Christian School, 519 Baldwin Ave, Paia. 808-579-9237 / http://www.dtschool.org SUMMER PALS - Monday through Friday. Make new friends and take part in a variety of sports and games at these island-wide summer programs. $99 for 1 child; $132 for 2 children; $148.50 for 3 children. 7 am to 5 pm. Maui County Schools and Community Centers. 808-270-7403 / http:// www.co.maui.hi.us/youth SUMMER PRESCHOOL PROGRAM - Daily. Ages 3-5. $1,030 for half-day program, $1,090 for full day. 7:30 am to 5 pm. Doris Todd Memorial Christian School, 519 Baldwin Ave, Paia. 808-579-9237 / http://www.dtschool.org / dtoffice@maui.net. SOUTH MAUI SUMMER EXPLORERS - Monday through Friday. Educational summer program featuring marine science, reading fun, music, art, sports, outdoor adventure, cooking, and Lego fun. Starting at $185 per week. 8 am to 3 pm. Montessori Hale O Keiki, 100 Kulanihakoi Street, Kihei. 808-874-7441 / info@montessorihaleokeiki.com YOUTH TRACK, SPEED AND AGILITY CAMP – June 7 through 18. During this 10-day camp with the Hawaii Elite Track Team, learn proper running mechanics and increase your speed by training in the mornings and having fun in the afternoons. $200/ $150 for siblings. 8 am to 3 pm. Keopuolani Park, 700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku. 808-280-5801 / http://www.active.com / huber_ruday@yahoo.com COLLEGE BOUND - Video Camp - June 7 through 10. Use new flip cameras to create a documentary with VITEC. $199 + $20 lab fee. 8:30 am to 4 pm. University of Hawaii Maui, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului. 808-984-3231 / http://maui.hawaii.edu/
PSAT/ACT/SAT PREP COURSE - June 7 through July 2. Verbal, math and writing instruction to prepare for PSAT/ACT/SAT exams. $375 includes textbook, binder, materials. 8:30 to 11 am. Baldwin High School, 1650 Kaahumanu Ave., Wailuku. 808344-3086 / http://www.baldwinhs.k12.hi.us / cindy_martin@notes.k12.hi.us. CUB SCOUT DAY CAMP – June 9 through 11. Full days of activities including arts and cafts, games, swimming, and more. Grades 1-5. Free for all. 8:30 am - 3 pm. Camp Maluhia. 808-281-7143 / cubscoutdaycamp2010@gmail.com JUNIOR NATURALIST OUTDOOR ADVENTURE CAMP - Monday through Friday. Participants will explore the island, taking part in outdoor recreation activities and environmental service projects. $57/ day, $285/week. 8 am to 4 pm. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Ocean Store, 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100, Ma’alaea. 808-249-8811 / http://www. pacificwhalestore.org SEABURY HALL SUMMER SESSION – June 14 through July 9. This four-week enrichment program includes core academic English, science and math classes, as well as courses in drama, cooking, two- and threedimensional art, dance, yoga, computer tech, French, Japanese, Hawaiian, ukulele, journalism, atheletics, and more. Grades 1-8. 8 am to 4 pm. Seabury Hall, 480 Olinda Rd., Makawao. 808-572-7235 / http://seaburyhall.org/summer / mkelly@seaburyhall.org MAKING A BAND – June 14 through 25. Thanks to United Globe Music Inc., participants will be grouped into bands and provided a place to rehearse, plus the chance to be recorded. For musicians intermediate to advanced, ages 9 and up. $125 with partial scholarships available. 9:30 am. Kihei Charter High School, 300 Ohukai Rd. #209, Kihei. 808-875-0700 / http://www.aecg.org INTRODUCTION TO ENTERTAINMENT TECHNICIAN – June 14 through 18. Learn all about the fundamentals of audio engineering, lighting design, stagecraft, stage management, audio recording and audio engineering techniques. Ages 12-18. $100. 10 am to 2 pm. Maui Wave Studio, 300 Ohukai Road, Kihei. 808-283-3576 / http://mauiwavestudio.com SENSATIONAL NATURE ADVENTURE PROGRAM - Monday through Friday. Keiki will explore nature with the Hawai’i Nature Center staff of environmental educators. Activities include hiking, fishing, stream play, and nature-based games and crafts. Ages 5-11. $200 for members/$250 nonmembers. 7:30 am to 3 pm. Hawai’i Nature Center, 875 Iao Valley Rd., Wailuku. 808-244-6500 / http://www.hawaiinaturecenter.org / bookmaui@hawaiinaturecenter.org NATIONAL YOUTH LEADERSHIP TRAINING – June 20 through 26. Learn leadership skills at this six-day, overnight camp where you’ll take part in a quest for “the meaning of leadership.” Ages 13-17. $190. Camp Maluhia. 808-244-3724 / robert. nakagawa@scouting.org. LET’S GO FISHING PROGRAM – June 21 through July 23. Learn the basics of fishing, how to prepare your catch, ocean preservation and many more fun activites. Grades 3-5. Free. War Memorial Stadium, 211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului. 808-572-8122 / jacqueline.fuentes@co.maui.hi.us MAUI CHRISTIAN YOUTH CAMP - Camp out in tents for two nights and enjoy bible stories, chapel, crafts, sports, games, events, beach days, skits and singing. Session I: Grades 2-5, June 27- July 1. Session 2: Grades 6-8, July 3 - 5. $85 for Session I, $45 for Session II. Haiku Bible Church, Kokomo Rd, Haiku. 808-575-2162 YOUTH OUTDOOR ADVENTURE CAMP - Daily. Explore Maui with the Hawaii Elite Track Team. Hike, swim, camp and more. Ages 7-16. $200/ $150 for siblings. 8 am to 3 pm. 808-280-5801 / http://www.active.com / huber_rudy@yahoo.com BOY SCOUT SUMMER CAMP - Daily. Participate in classic boy scouting activities including first aid, swimming, lifesaving, scuba, rifle shooting, shotgun shooting, archery, environmental science, soil and water conservation, wood carving, pioneering, leatherwork, basketry, fish and wildlife, Hawaiiana, composite materials (surfboard making), hiking and more. Overnight. Session I: July 4 to 10. Session II: July 11-17. Session III:
July 18 to 24. Ages 11-17. $230. Camp Maluhia. 808244-3724 / jody.martins@scouting.org COLLEGE BOUND - Hot Ideas: Gadgets, Gizmos & Bots – July 6 through 9. Learn how to invent things and create new products with VITEC. TechnoArt, Computer Animation, Warrior Chess, and College Info and Careers. Grades 4-6. $259 + $15 lab fee. 8:30 am to 4 pm. University of Hawaii Maui, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului. 808-984-3231 / http://maui.hawaii.edu/ PSAT AND SAT PREP COURSE – July 11 through 24. Program will prepare students in areas of critical reading, math and writing for both PSAT and SAT tests. Grades 10-12. $395. 8 am to 12 pm. Seabury Hall Performing Arts Studio, 480 Olinda Rd., Makawao. 808-572-7235; http://seaburyhall.org/summer COLLEGE BOUND - Time, Treasure and Talent July 12 through 16. “The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Teens,” “The Buck Starts Here,” “Payday Power” and other life skills like budgeting, online finance, ID theft, and mock interviews. $299 + $25 lab fee. 8:30 am to 4 pm. University of Hawaii Maui, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului. 808-984-3231 / http://maui.hawaii.edu/ “GO THE DISTANCE” SPORTS CAMP - July 12 through 16. Basketball, cheerleading and soccer instruction. Christian coaches, good role models, bible sessions. Ages 4-12. $45. 9 am to 12 pm. Hope Chapel, 300 E Welakaho Rd., Kihei. 808-879-3853 ext. 250 / christy.rendall@hopechapelmaui.com.
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favorite aioli, veggies and a bun. If you're in Kihei, Hawaiian Moons has lots of great soy products that are grill-ready, plus prepackaged ready-for-picnicking desserts and salads. Try the tempeh, a fermented soy product that's firm and nutty; skewer it with veggies, add salt and pepper and char. It won't crisp on the outside, but it makes a tasty tofu alternative. At Whole Foods Market in Kahului, the meat department has a few ready-togrill-meats. I got their lamb skewers made with rosemary and mint and the beef satay skewers. They also have dry-rubbed racks of ribs, steaks and seasoned short ribs. The skewers are fancy, and you can add them to an easy dinner of salad and pasta. They take about four to eight minutes on the grill.
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wo years ago, I appeared for the first time on “The Ed and Greg Show” on Wild 105.5 (“Hawaii’s Party Station!”) and spoke with the morning crew about summer movies. The first question I got was from a co-anchor who wanted to address the three-star review I gave the first Sex and the City movie. Just moments after meeting him for the first time, he asked me, live on the air, if I had a vagina. His classy question caught me off guard, but I guess he had a point: I’m not the target audience for this movie. Yet I enjoyed the TV series and thought the spinoff film was better and smarter than expected. When I heard a sequel was in the works I had my doubts; as with many follow-ups, it sounded like a dubious, unnecessary cash grab. From the first scene, this is neither a repeat of the first film nor an over-extended
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episode from the series. Instead, we’re reunited with the now-married author Carrie Prescott (Sarah Jessica Parker) and her best friends (played with giggly gusto by Kristin Davis, Kim Cattrell and Cynthia Nixon) at a spectacular gay wedding. Within 10 minutes, the movie declares its lavish, campy intentions as Liza Minelli—backed by look-alike dancers—belts out Beyonce’s “All the Single Ladies.” The guys in the audience may squirm at the estrogen-fueled opening, but they'll be rewarded with a hilarious running gag involving Davis’s ridiculously curvy nanny and the hypnotic
effect her bra-less outfits have on men. The story takes the four leads on a business trip to Morocco and gives the audience something refreshingly different in terms of locale and story. Yes, the gals are still working out relationship problems and extramarital temptations, but we get a travelogue of Abu Dhabi, a glimpse of a different culture and an approach that even long-time fans of the TV series will find surprising. I love sequels like this: rather than rehash the first installment, it goes in a fresh new direction. Parker, looking beautiful but overly bronzed, still has crack comic timing, while Davis is as
adorable as ever and Nixon is still a spitfire. But the movie belongs to Cattrall, who goes for broke and manages to make sex-crazed Samantha both humorously vulnerable and positively noble. There are also some amusing celebrity cameos, though the movie misses an opportunity by bringing the exceptional Penelope Cruz in for just one scene. The pace is fast and the whole thing is so much fun, the 146-minute running time flies by. On the down side, a lot of plot threads are left dangling. Most inexcusably, the filmmakers bring back Smith, the reformed lothario played by Jason Lewis whose relationship with Samantha was a series highlight, but drop him after he enters the story. Only near the end, after a couple of mixups and demonstrations of bad behavior by American tourists, does it get overly silly. The first film had more heart, but here’s a sequel that is funnier, maybe even better than the original. And no, I don’t have a vagina. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/film49
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New This Week PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME - PG13 - Fantasy, Action - Films based on video games don’t exactly have a sterling track record, but this should at least please FX-obsessed teens and anyone interested in ogling a bronzed, beefed-up Jake Gyllenhaal. 116 min. SEX AND THE CITY 2 - R - Comedy, Romance - Four narcissistic, horny, shopping-obsessed Manhattanites head for the North African desert— what could go wrong? 146 min.
Now Showing CITY ISLAND - PG13 - Comedy, Drama - A dysfunctional New York family works through its issues with the help of an ex-con. Hey, not everyone can afford therapy. 100 min. CLASH OF THE TITANS (3D) - PG13 - Fantasy Fantasy, Action - Greek gods and mythical beasts get the sexed-up CGI treatment as the summer blockbuster season arrives early. Theology buffs need not apply, unless they also happen to be teenage boys. 118 min. FURRY VENGEANCE - PG - Comedy - A dude tasked with paving over a nature preserve finds out the resident critters won’t go down without a fight. Brendan Fraser stars, in a role that threatens to make George of the Jungle look like Casablanca. 92 min. HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON (3D) - PG Animated - The son of a dragon slayer learns that the mythical beasts are just misunderstood. Tends to happen when you’re 50 feet long and breathe fire. 98 min. IRON MAN 2 - PG13 - Action - Robert Downey Jr. returns as Tony Stark and his metallic alter ego. And Sabbath gets some more royalty checks. 125 min. JUST WRIGHT - PG - Romance - Tough girl Queen Latifah takes care of an injured NBA player. No points for guessing that he makes a triumphant comeback, and negative points for guessing that an unlikely romance blossoms. 111 min.
S H O W T I M E S FRONT STREET THEATER 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue) HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON-PG-THU (4:00) 6:30, 9:00 LETTERS TO JULIET-PG-THU (4:15), 6:45, 9:00. THU (4:15) 6:45, 9:00. MACGRUBER-R-THU (4:45) 7:15, 9:45. THU (4:15) 6:45, 9:00. FRI (1:45, 4:15) 6:45, 9:00. SATMON (1:45) 4:15, 6:45, 9:00. TUE-WED (1:45, 4:15) 6:45, 9:00. PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME-PG13-FRI (1:15, 4:15) 7:15, 10:00. SAT-MON (1:15) 4:15, 7:15, 10:00. TUE-WED (1:15, 4:15) 7:15, 10:00. PRINCESS KA’IULANI-PG-THU (4:30) 7:00, 9:30. THU (4:00) 6:30, 9:00. FRI (1:30, 4:00) 6:30, 9:00. SAT-MON (1:30) 4:00, 6:30, 9:00. TUE-WED (1:30, 4:00) 6:30, 9:00. SEX IN THE CITY 2-R-THU (3:45) 7:00, 10:15. FRI (12:30, 3:45) 7:00, 10:15. SAT-MON (12:30) 3:45, 7:00, 10:15. TUE-WED (12:30, 3:45) 7:00, 10:15.
KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) LETTERS TO JULIET-PG-THU 12:25, 2:45, 5:05, 7:25, 9:45 PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME-PG13-FRI-TUE 11:35, 12:35, 2:05, 3:05, 4:35, 5:35, 7:05, 8:05, 9:40, 10:40. WED 11:00, 12:35, 2:05, 3:05, 4:35, 5:35, 7:05, 8:05, 9:40, 10:40. PRINCESS KA’IULANI-PG-THU 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00, 10:15 SEX IN THE CITY 2-R-THU 12:30, 1:30, 3:30, 4:30, 6:30, 7:30, 9:30, 10:30. FRI-WED 12:30, 1:30, 3:30, 4:30, 6:30, 7:30, 9:30, 10:30. SHREK FOREVER AFTER-PG-THU 11:45, 1:55, 4:05, 6:15, 8:25, 10:35. FRI-WED 11:45, 1:55, 4:05, 6:15, 8:25, 10:35. SHREK FOREVER AFTER 3D-PG-THU 10:45, 12:55, 3:05, 5:15, 7:25, 9:35. FRI-WED 10:45, 12:55, 3:05, 5:15, 7:25, 9:35.
KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) IRON MAN 2-PG13-THU 1:10, 3:55, 6:40, 9:25 PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME-PG13-FRI-SAT 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. SUN 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00. MON-WED 1:05, 3:35, 6:05, 8:35. PRINCESS KA’IULANI-PG-FRI-SAT 11:45, 2:10, 4:35, 7:00, 9:25. SUN 11:45, 2:10, 4:35, 7:00. MON-WED 1:10, 3:35, 6:00, 8:25. ROBIN HOOD-PG13-THU 1:15, 4:10, 7:05, 10:00 SEX IN THE CITY 2-R-THU 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. FRI-SAT 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. SUN-WED 1:00, 4:00, 7:00. SHREK FOREVER AFTER-PG-THU 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 9:50. FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40, 9:50. SUN 11:00, 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40. MON-WED 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40.
MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)
PRINCESS KA’UILANI - PG - Drama - Taking complex historical events and turning them into love stories is always a dicey proposition, but this Hawaii-set tale has generated a lot of buzz, both positive and negative. 130 min.
CLASH OF THE TITANS 3D-PG13-THU (1:30, 4:00) 6:30, 9:00. FRI (1:30, 4:00) 6:30, 9:00. SATMON (1:30) 4:00, 6:30, 9:00. TUE-WED (1:30, 4:00) 6:30, 9:00. FURRY VENGEANCE-PG-THU (1:35, 4:05) HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 3D-PG-THU (3:30) 6:00, 8:30. FRI (1:00, 3:30) 6:00, 8:30. SATMON (1:00) 3:30, 6:00, 8:30. TUE-WED (3:30) 6:00, 8:30. IRON MAN 2-PG13-THU (1:20, 1:50, 2:20, 3:45, 4:15, 4:45, 5:15) 6:45, 7:15, 7:45, 8:15, 9:40, 10:10. FRI (12:30, 1:20, 1:50, 2:20, 3:45, 4:15, 4:45, 5:15) 6:45, 7:15, 7:45, 8:15, 9:40. SAT-MON (12:30, 1:20, 1:50, 2:20) 3:45, 4:15, 4:45, 5:15, 6:45, 7:15, 7:45, 8:15, 9:40. TUE-WED (1:20, 1:50, 2:20, 3:45, 4:15, 4:45, 5:15) 6:45, 7:15, 7:45, 8:15, 9:40. JUST WRIGHT-PG-THU (1:45, 4:15) 6:50, 9:15. FRI (1:45, 4:15) 6:50, 9:15. SAT-MON (1:45) 4:15, 6:50, 9:15. TUE-WED (1:45, 4:15) 6:50, 9:15. LETTERS TO JULIET-PG-FRI (12:00, 2:30, 5:00) 7:30, 10:00. SAT-MON (12:00, 2:30) 5:00, 7:30, 10:00. TUE-WED (2:30, 5:00) 7:30, 10:00. MACGRUBER-R-THU (2:15, 4:30) 6:45, 9:00. FRI (12:00, 2:15, 4:30) 6:45, 9:00. SAT-MON (12:00, 2:15) 4:30, 6:45, 9:00. TUE-WED (2:15, 4:30) 6:45, 9:00. OCEANS-G-THU (2:40, 4:50) 7:00, 9:10. FRI (12:30, 2:40, 4:50) 7:00, 9:10. SAT-MON (12:30, 2:40) 4:50, 7:00, 9:10. TUE-WED (2:40, 4:50) 7:00, 9:10. PRINCESS KA’IULANI-PG-FRI (1:45, 4:10) 6:35, 9:00. SAT-MON (1:45) 4:10, 6:35, 9:00. TUEWED (1:45, 4:10) 6:35, 9:00. ROBIN HOOD-PG13-THU (1:55, 3:25, 5:00) 6:30, 8:05, 9:35. FRI (1:55, 5:00) 8:05. SAT-MON (1:55) 5:00, 8:05. TUE-WED (1:55, 5:00) 8:05. THE BACK-UP PLAN-PG13-THU 6:35, 9:05
ROBIN HOOD - PG13 - Action, Adventure - Yet another take on the legendary outlaw, this time with Russell Crowe in the title role. Safe to assume it’ll have all the joy and historical accuracy of Gladiator. 140 min.
WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)
SHREK FOREVER AFTER (3D) - PG - Family, Animated - The final chapter in the Shrek saga finds our big green hero in an alternate universe where, presumably, wisecracking fairy-tale characters still make non-stop pop culture references. 93 min.
IRON MAN 2-PG13-THU (1:00, 4:00) 7:00, 10:00. FRI (1:00, 4:00) 7:00, 10:00. SAT-MON (1:00) 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. TUE-WED (1:00, 4:00) 7:00, 10:00. ROBIN HOOD-PG13-THU (1:15, 4:15) 7:15, 10:15. FRI (1:15, 4:15) 7:15, 10:15. SAT-MON (1:15) 4:15, 7:15, 10:15. TUE-WED (1:15, 4:15) 7:15, 10:15. SHREK FOREVER AFTER-PG-THU (1:30, 4:15) 6:45, 9:15. FRI (1:30, 4:15) 6:45, 9:15. SAT-MON (1:30) 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. TUE-WED (1:30, 4:15) 6:45, 9:15.
LETTERS TO JULIET - PG - Romance - Is this: a) A buddy cop movie; b) A torture porn grindhouse flick; or c) A rom com about an American girl in Italy? If you answered a or b, we have a question for you: what’s the rent like under rocks these days? 101 min. MACGRUBER - R - Comedy - Stretching SNL sketches into feature films can be hilarious (Wayne’s World) or disastrous (Superstar). This one-joke MacGyver spoof looks suspiciously like the latter. 105 min. OCEANS - G - Documentary - Disney goes under the sea in this latest visual dazzler. Wonder if they find Nemo? 100 min.
THE BACK-UP PLAN - PG13 - Comedy, Romance - Here’s the deal: J-Lo wants to be with you, but she’s got a little baggage: she’s pregnant with twins. Still game? 106 min.
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This Week's Picks Jonesin’ For Tom
Thursday (May 27), 7:30pm, Maalaea Harbor / Friday (May 28), Maui Brew Co. Brewpub, Kahana
Thursday (May 27) Castle Theater, 7:30pm, $17-32 / Saturday (May 29) Maui Theatre, 9:30pm, $15/$25/$45
Forget ABC’s Lost. Anyone else hooked on the History Channel’s new series Ancient Aliens? OK. I know it’s just another one of the network’s way weird, rather nonsensical shows—but I can’t help myself. Gimme gimme those crazy conspiracies! (Mostly, I like watching the hyper-bronzed enthusiasm of Giorgio Tsoukalos, who has freakier hair than I do, which is saying a lot.) Marrying the mysteriousness of our final frontiers, Aliens and related programs showcase enthusiasts who theorize USOs may be hiding in the unknown abysses of our deep-sea trenches. On the other hand, the Pacific Whale Foundation proves that capturing the intrigue of both sea and sky can be done in an entirely un-weird (and more fun) way. Join them tonight—and on each full moon—for a special take on their evening cruise offering. Under the added glow of nature’s natural satellite/spotlight, award-winning astronomer Harriet Witt narrates the night sky. In addition to your brain, the cruise aims to fill your opu, too. Chow includes an on-deck BBQ featuring Maui Cattle Co. beef, plus imbibe-ables like the foundation’s own “famous Mai Tais” and Maui Brew Co. beers. Speaking of which, throughout our winter whale season, the Brew Co.’s Brewpub has dedicated its “Pint Night” benefit to the PWF. May marks the last installment—and your last chance to “save the whales with ales.” PWF: pacificwhale.org, 249-8811/ Brewpub: 669-3474
Second only to 3 Ninjas Kick Back, my favorite flick of 1994 is True Lies. Kidding! I really do like True Lies. On Saturday, “True Lies star Tom Arnold and friends” take to the Maui Theatre stage as May’s feature artist in the Maui Celebrity Series. Though I must admit, I’m slightly confused by commercials touting Arnold just as “True Lies star.” What about Coneheads (1993)?! And, um, Soul Plane (2004)? Arnold’s autobiography is titled How I Lost 5 Pounds in 6 Years. If that sounds like the story of your life (it’s mine), you’re sure to enjoy his stand-up. The “and friends” part mostly means creator/producer/crooner Brian Evans. “On behalf of the proud people of Hawaii,” Governor Linda Lingle recently issued Evans commendation for bringing celebrities to the island, saying it “is particularly meaningful during these difficult economic times.” Yep. You know you’re jealous... If the times aint got you down and your funny bones are restless, hit up the MACC tonight for even more live comedy. “Filipino funny man” Rex Navarrete will command the Castle Theater with his popular ethnicomic bit. I’ll bet you a Louis Vuitton bag that us Filipinos are likely to enjoy being laughed with instead of at (por a change). Navarrete: 242-7469, mauiarts.org / Arnold: mauicelebrityseries.com
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Do you smoke cigars, lounge on $30,000 pianos, or slink around dark corners like the Pink Panther? OK, new question: Would you like to? Well, the logistics for that sort of thing are left up to you, but Grammy winner Lee Ritenour will certainly put you in the mood. Nicknamed â&#x20AC;&#x153;Captain Fingers,â&#x20AC;? Ritenour specializes in accessible jazz-fusion and contemporary crossover styles, making music that lends itself nicely to slow dancing and steamy, black-and-white foreign-film scenes. Radio patrons have probably heard his Top-15 hit, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Is It You?â&#x20AC;? Though this may be his most famous song, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll argue it isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t his best. Ritenourâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s brand of jazz is very complex and subtle. To fully appreciate his talent and impressive mastery of different styles, be sure to listen to tracks like â&#x20AC;&#x153;Rio Solâ&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Etude.â&#x20AC;? Better yet, see him live. Accompanying him are musicians Michael Paulo, a pop/jazz crossover saxophonist from Hawaii, and funky bassman, Melvin Lee Davis. Ritenour is touring the islands as part of the NÄ HĹ?kĹŤ Hanohano O Hawaii Music Festival, taking place May 27-30. A limited number of premium seats ($75) are available. Pre-show dinner by CafĂŠ Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Lei at The Dunes. 242-7469, mauiarts.org [Sierra Brown]
Na Lei Naâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;auaoâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;an alliance of 12 Hawaiian culture, community and environment-based charter schoolsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;is supported by something with a bit more might than the roadside car wash. Backing this hui is yet another: the powerful, talented Mana Maoli Collective. With mana meaning â&#x20AC;&#x153;divine or miraculous powerâ&#x20AC;? and maoli meaning â&#x20AC;&#x153;native, indigenous and true,â&#x20AC;? the name suits this group of successful, inspirational musicians, all of whom have come together to form a non-profit band that plays great music for the fiscal benefit of Na Lei Naâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;auao. Recently returned from a tour of New Zealand, the star-studded group includes some of Hawaiiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s biggest names. Names like George Kahumoku, Paula Fuga (pictured), Mike Love, Anuhea, Boom Gaspar of Pearl Jam, Shane Veincent of Sudden Rush, Kapali of Lahaina Grown, Moku and Kalei of 4Fathers, Kawai-Ho and CJ of Hi-Town. Together they play hip-hop, reggae, jazz, blues and everything in between. Join them in supporting Hawaiiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s culture, keiki and environment, with a special Saturday show, chock-full of acoustic sets, hula and traditional Hawaiian music. Door benefits Na Lei Naâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;auao. 572-0220 [SB]
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STAGE CIRQUE POLYNESIA - Mon-Sat. It’s Circue du Soleil meets Polynesian hula with amazing high-wire acts, aerial acrobatics and illusions, and mind-boggling contortionist and balancing-acts. Call for their Kama’aina special. Starting at $62; $52.50 Keiki. 6 p.m. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali; 808-667-4540; http://maui.hyatt.com CINDERELLA - Fri at 7:30 pm, Sun and Sat. at 1 and 4 pm.Pro-Arts of the Pacific debuts their first show at their new Kihei location at Azeka Shopping Center. Come by and see the classic tale of “Cinderella” with the kids. $12 adults, $10 seniors and keiki. 7:30 p.m. Pro-Arts Playhouse, 1280 S. Kihei Rd, Kihei; 875-4367; http://www.proartspacific.com
FOODIE BENEFIT FOR LEILANI FARM SANCTUARY - Thu. Leilani Farm Sanctuary in Haiku has been selected as the non-profit organization to benefit from a fundraiser at Max World Bistro. Fifteen percent (15%) of food sales on Thursday May 27 will be donated by the restaurant to the sanctuary. 5 a.m.-9 p.m. Max World Bistro, 810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku; 2988544; www.leilanifarmsanctuary.org NEW DAILY HAPPY HOUR MENU AT HULA GRILL - Daily. Hula Grill not only offers great tunes to enjoy during happy hour, but they’ve recently unveiled a new addition to their Happy Hour Menu. 3-5 p.m. Hula Grill, Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Bldg P, Lahaina; 808-667-6636; www.hulagrill.com SLIP INTO LEILANI’S FOR A NEW HAPPY HOUR MENU - Daily. Enjoy happy hour prices on drinks & grinds at Leilani’s on the Beach. No Cover. 3-5 p.m. Leilani’s On The Beach, Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg J, Ka’anapali; 808-661-4495; www.leilanis.com NEW CHEF’S TASTING MENU AT HULA GRILL Daily. New Chef’s Tasting Menu at Hula Grill. Features a three-course dinner with a portion of the proceeds benefitting the Lahainaluna High School Foundation. $24.95. 5-6 p.m. Hula Grill, Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Bldg P, Lahaina; 808-667-6636; www.hulagrill.com TACO TUESDAY - Every Tuesday is Taco Tuesday at Charley’s. Don’t miss the $2.50 tacos and $3 Mexican beers. 5-10 p.m. Charley’s Restaurant, 142 Hana Hwy., Paia;
CULLINARY EDUCATION ON WELLENESS WEDNESDAYS - Wed. Shoppers can take advantage of demonstrations and how to cook up fresh and nuritious recipes with the store’s Healthy Eating Specialist. Free. 4 p.m. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B,, Kahului; 808-872-3310; www. wholefoodsmarket.com/maui FURLOUGH “FRY”DAYS AT WHOLE FOODS WITH DAVID PAUL - Fri. Enjoy a festive farmer’s market, cooking demonstrations by Chef David Paul of David Paul’s Island Grill, as well as container garden demonstrations by The Maui Farm. Free. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Whole Foods Market, 70 Kaahumanu Ave #B,, Kahului; 808-662-3000; www.wholefoodsmarket.com/maui MIXOLOGY CLINIC - Fri. May 28th. Mixology with the Timba bartenders creating their own original cocktail. With you as the judges, who will be crowned top Mixologist? Featuring fresh island ingredients, various liquor concoctions, and pairing with pupus. $40. 8pm-10:30pm. Timba, 505 Front St., Lahaina, www.timbamaui.com PINT NIGHT BENEFIT FOR THE PWF - Held every final Friday during whale season, May marks the final benefit night for the Pacific Whale Foundation. What better way to save the whales than with ales? See This Week’s Picks for more. Maui Brewing Co. Brewpub, Kahana Gateway Center, 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Kahana; 808-669-3474; www.mauibrewingco.com
TICKETS ON SALE THE COMEDY HUI - Fri, Jun 4. This new improv comedy series on Maui features fast-paced games and even a few musicals. Get your giggles on while supporting Big Brothers, Big Sisters of Maui in a night full of laugh-out-loud fun. $20/ $12 keiki. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Wy., Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org TOWER OF POWER - Fri, Jun 4. Inspired by soul and R&B music, Tower of Power was formed in Oakland, California in 1968. The ten-member band’s first album was the 1970 release, “East Bay Grease” for Bill Graham’s label. Tower of Power’s hits include “What Is Hip?” (1973), “You’re Still A Young Man” (1972), “Soul Vaccination” (1973) and “So Very Hard to Go” (1973). $35-$55. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Wy., Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org PLANTATION JAZZ - Sat, Jun 5. A benefit for music and arts in education. Features the 17-piece big band sounds of The 1 O’clock Jazz Band from Montana State University, plus musical guests including Henry Allen. Game Show Nite brings their hit “Family Feud” game, and artists display unique installations. Indulge in an all you can eat gourmet pupu selection utilizing fresh, local ingredients by Chef Casey Piquet from Ka’anapali’s Kane & Taro, as well as Kona Red Coffee Fruit. Purchase tickets by Sunday (May 30), and score on a special buy-one, get-one deal. $100 per person. 5 - 10 p.m. The Rainbow House on the Ka’anapali Coffee Farms; 808-357-0920; m_lane@hotmail.com RICKIE LEE JONES - Thu, Jun 10. Rickie Lee, one of the most talented singer-songwriters of her time, makes her only appearance in Hawai’i at the MACC. She will perform a blend of pop, jazz and blues. $25$65. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Wy., Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org MAUI ROOTS FESTIVAL - Sat, Jun 12. Featuring Alborosie in his debut tour of Hawaii. Advance tix at Holy Smokes (Kihei), Requests Music, Westside Vibes, Hana Highway Surf & online at www.gvpconcerts.com. $27 advance. 4-10 p.m. Lahaina Civic, ; http://www.gvpconcerts.com 11TH ANNUAL TAIKO FESTIVAL WITH ZENSHIN DAIKO - Sat, Jun 12. Enjoy the exciting rhythms of Japanese taiko drumming with the Hajicho Drummers from Japan, San
Jose Taiko from California and Maui’s popular ensemble, Zenshin Daiko. $20. 7 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Wy., Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org THE 11TH ANNUAL MAUI FILM FESTIVAL - Daily, Jun 16. Daily screenings of acclaimed films at both MACC and in Wailea. Lots of parties, tributes & special events as well. Full Festival schedule TBA. $10. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Wy., Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauifilmfestival.com 4 FATHERS & 4 SONS: HAWAIIAN MUSICAL FAMILIES - Sat, Jun 19. This one-of-a-kind evening will begin with each father-son duo performing in their unique family style, including slack key guitar, ‘ukulele, vocal harmonies and falsetto melodies. Round two will offer a lively competition between the four seasoned fathers and four exuberant sons as they vie for audience approval and applause. $25. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Wy., Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org 19TH ANNUAL KI HO’ALU FESTIVAL - Sun, Jun 27. Bring the lawn chairs or roll out a blanket on the lawn to enjoy an all-star line-up of Hawai‘i’s best slack key guitar musicians, performing for the whole ‘ohana. Free. 2-6 p.m. Events Lawn, MACC, One Cameron Wy., Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org DISNEY’S ALADDIN, JR. - Daily, Jul 1. Performed by MAPA’s Sum’R Musical Theatre Camp students. Performances are July 1 & 2 at 7pm, July 3, 10, 11 at 2pm and July 3 at 5pm. $8-12. 7-8 p.m. Steppingstone Playhouse, 275 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-244-8760; http://www.mauiacademy.org SOUTH PACIFIC - Every Sun, Thu, Fri & Sat, Jul 9. Enjoy an enchanted evening under the stars at Maui Academy of Performing Arts’ production of the Rodgers & Hammerstein classic at Maui Tropical Plantation. Bring blankets or low chairs for lawn seating. $18-35. For tickets, call 244-8760. . $18-$35. 7:30-10 p.m. Maui Tropical Plantation, 1670 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu; 808-244-8760; http://www.mauiacademy.org MAUI CALLS - Fri, Aug 13. This annual MACC benefit gala features gourmet dishes prepared on site by Hawaii’s top chefs, fine wine tasting, live musical entertainment and dancing, silent and live auctions, and door prize drawings. $175-$500. 6-10 p.m. Events Lawn, MACC, One Cameron Wy., Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org ULUWEHI GUERRERO CONCERT - Sat, Sep 4. Kaulupono Music proudly presents Maui’s own Kumu Hula and Na Hoku Hanohano Awar-Winning male Vocalist Uluwehi Guerrero and Halu Hula Kauluokala in “Na Mele O Ku’u Pu’uwai,” Songs of My Heart. $25-$40. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Wy., Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org
ANNOUNCEMENTS CALL FOR SCRIPTS FOR THE FRINGE FESTIVAL - Fri. Calling all one-acts. MauiOnstage is proud to present the Inaugural Maui Fringe Festival February 4th-8th. Submissions now being accepted, all entries must be received by August 1st, 2010. Include a hard copy of script, DVD of performance encouraged but not required, as well as $20 submission fee. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-269-4721; www.mauionstage.com FACES OF HAWAII PHOTO PORTRAIT COMPETITION - Daily. In 2010, HI Art Magazine & idspace will once again be holding a photography competition portraying Hawaii’s faces. Winners will be compiled into a book, Faces of Hawaii, Volume 3. Entries are due on or before July 25, 2010. www.hiartmagazine.com.
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Funky Bizness 9pm; $5
Flashback Fridays $10; 10pm
United Soul and Iration $5 5pm
Boat Night No Cover
MON - Soul Package TUES - Ladies Pauhana and Bad Kitty WED - Hot Heineken Nights
AMBROSIA
Old School Thursdays with Dj Del Sol
Fridays with DJ Forrest
Sunrise Saturdays w/ DJ Decka
Happy Hour Sundays w/ DJ CIA 8pm
MON - Wolf & Ryan TUE - Drum & Bass, DJ Astro-Raph; WED - SIN DJ Sol DJ CIA
355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011
RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE
Live Music and Dancing after 9pm
4465 Honoapiilani Hwy, Lahaina - 669-8889
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Maui Slam Poetry Open Mic $5
Dani Girl w/The Kryptones 9:45pm $10
Mana Maoli w/Paula Fuga and others; 9:45pm; $20
TUE - Willie K 9pm; $10 WED - Ladies Night $10
CHARLEY’S
Wavetrain $5; 9:30 pm
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Bobby Ingram 10 pm
TUE - Danyell Alana 9pm
Ryan Palma
Dave Carroll
Dave Carroll
Ryan Palma
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Fiasco 9 pm
All Access DJ - 10pm
Gina Martinelli Band - 6pm
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Jarod 10 pm
Vibewell 10pm
Billy & Bad Dogs
MON - Jordan; TUE - Fiasco WED - Jessica & Friends
Bad Kitty
Kanaka Jams
Pool Tournament
MON - Open Mic Night
DJ Music 9pm-2am
Karaoke
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1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085
COOL CAT CAFE
Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908, no cover, all sets 7:30-10pm
DIAMONDS ICE BAR
1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299
DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669
EHA’S POOL BAR
1234 Lower Main, Wailuku - 242-1177
RITZ CARLTON
Crazy Fingers 10pm
One Ritz Carlton Dr., Kapalua - 669-6200
GIAN DON’S
Angie Carr Piano 5-8 pm
1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041
GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888
HANG LOOSE LOUNGE 333 Dairy Rd., Kahalui - 877-6284
HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010
Harriet Witt narrates the night sky, while nature’s spotlight adds intrigue to this celestial-meets-sea adventure. Plenty of local fare to grind and imbibe. Plus, a full color marine life poster as a parting gift. See This Week’s Picks for more. $31.96 - $49.95. 7:30 p.m. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Ocean Store, 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 100, Ma’alaea; 808-249-8977; http://www.pacificwhale.org THURSDAY NIGHT YOUTH GROUP - Get together at Hope Chapel North Shore in the Haiku Cannery for good times full of food, fun and fellowship. If you are between 9-18 then this is the place to come and make quality friends. Free. Hope Chapel North Shore, 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku; 808-575-2650; http:// www.hopechapelnorthshore.org
FRIDAY, MAY 28 LEEWARD COMMUNITY COLLEGE - Presentation. Free. 4:30 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-8773369; http://www.queenkaahumanucenter.com MAUI KILA KILA - Performance. Free. 6:30 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808871-1307; http://www.mauimall.com DANCE JAM - Celebrate the end of the month with a free-form dance party with great music and no instruction, just come to shake your booty. $13. Studio Maui, Haiku MarketPl., 810 Haiku Rd., Suite 265, Haiku; 808-575-9390; www.thestudiomaui.com WO HING MUSEUM AFTER DARK - Let the lights from the Wo Hing Museum draw you in for its special Friday hours of 1 to 8pm. With its usual day time hours 10am to 4pm, visitors have the unique opportunity to visit the museum and temple at night. $2 General Admission, Kids 12 and under free. 1-8 p.m. Wo Hing Temple Museum, 858 Front St., Lahaina; 808-661-3262; http://www.lahainarestoration.org “ON AIR DISC JOCKEY” CONTEST FOR MANA’O RADIO - With a small suggested minimum donation of $3 (or more) you will receive 1 ticket, and a chance to be a Disc Jocky on air on Mana’o Radio with Randall. Winning ticket will be drawn on the last Friday of every month at 3 p.m. Mana’o Radio, http://www.manaoradio.com ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Join Pacific Whale Foundation for very special whalewatch
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The Girly Show Female Impersonators
Karaoke Travis 8 pm
Kanaka Jams 7pm
Crunch Pups and Open Mic; 9pm
Juke Box 6 pm
MON - Juke Box TUES - Crunch Pups WED Kenny Roberts
Rampage - 9 pm
Soul Package 10 pm
Kulture Klash 9 pm - 1:30 am
Karaoke 9pm - 1:30am
MON - Karaoke; TUES - Mikey’s Hell’s Kitchen Premier, karaoke & dancing; WED - Open Mic
cruise, featuring cocktails, appetizers, and music, hosted by local reggae star Marty Dread. $49.95. 5-7 p.m. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Discovery Center, 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 211, Wailuku; 808-249-8811 ext. 1; www.pacificwhale.org/ecocruises KAMA’AINA NIGHTS - Sponsored by KPOA 93.5 FM, enjoy this monthly event with dining and shopping specials all night. This month, the featured entertainer will be Clay Mortenson. Free. 6-8 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; http://www.queenkaahumanucenter.com
KARAOKE - Singing on Stage. Free. 5:30 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; http://www. queenkaahumanucenter.com
rage will leave Kahului at 10 a.m. and end their travels at the Kihei VFW hall. Lunch will be served, and games and a raffle organized. $20. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Kihei VFW Hall, 2110 Ulunui St., Kihei; 808-264-0168
SUNDAY, MAY 30
HULA SHOW - 10 a.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-8773369; http://www.queenkaahumanucenter.com
HE’UI BANYAN TREE ART FESTIVAL SECOND DAY - Day two for the shady banyan tree art festival. See Saturday’s listing for details. Free. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, 649 Wharf St., Lahaina; (888) 3101117, 808 661-9175; www.visitlahaina.com SUPER SHOPPER STAMP CARD AND BINGO BONANZA - Have fun scoring great deals and prizes. Free. 11 a.m. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808871-1307; http://www.mauimall.com
SATURDAY, MAY 29 FAMILY FUN DAY - Live music, sports and games, and fun for all ages. Residents are encouraged to bring a blanket, their famlies, and a favorite dish for a potluck picnic to show support for the playground. Sponsored by Community Work Day. Free. Giggle Hill, Ha’iku; 808-877-2524; http:// ww.malamakalakupua.com
MAKAWAO TOWN JAMBOREE - Sponsored by Makawao Town Merchants Association. Mike Carroll’s Community Service house band along with other musicians will play outdoors “under the stars”. Free. 5-8 p.m. across from Rodeo General Store, 808-357-4943; rc@mauifuturearts.org
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HE’UI BANYAN TREE ART AND CRAFT FESTIVAL Over 50 of Maui’s selected artists show and sell their work under the reaching shade of Lahaina’s famous Banyan Tree. Live music to be enjoyed by all while shopping. You’ll find jewelry, art, hand-sewn items and candles. Plus, take a peek at Lahaina’s Visitor Center, nestled in the Historic Old Lahaina Courthouse. Free. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, 649 Wharf St., Lahaina; (888) 310-1117, (808) 661-9175; www.visitlahaina.com
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NIU VALLEY MIDDLE SCHOOL BAND - Performance. Free. 11:30 a.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; http://www.queenkaahumanucenter.com PAINTING DEMONSTRATION - By Michael Clements. Free. 12-5 p.m. Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808-572-5979; www.viewpointsgallerymaui.com NETO PERAZA - Performance. Free. 1 p.m. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-8711307; http://www.mauimall.com
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MEMORIAL DAY BBQ - The Maui County Republican Party invites you to join us as we honor and commemorate those who have served in defense of our country. Veterans and those wishing to pay tribute to them are invited to participate. Music, drinks, and main dish will be provided. Please bring a pupu or dessert to share. Free. 12 p.m. Kalama Park, Kihei; More info or to RSVP call Lei Enriques-Fagan 808-2804151. HE’UI BANYAN TREE ART FESTIVAL - A bonus third day for arts and crafts under the banyan tree. Stroll under the cool branches and find unique treasures. See Sat-Sun listings for more. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, 649 Wharf St., Lahaina; (888) 310-1117 KANAKA HEKILI M/C 4TH ANNUAL MEMORIAL DAY TREASURE RUN - Meet at Kahului Burger King to see Hawaii’s best two and four wheel street machines, along with their biker owners. The entou-
WEDNESDAY, JUN 02 TAYLOR CAMP - A documentary about 13 young mainlanders who fled the hostility of campus riots, war protests, and police brutality to create a community on Kauai. This film is about their clothingoptional, pot-friendly village and its rejection of materialism for the healing power of nature. $12. 7 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Wy., Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org GROUP RUN - Group meets at Kihei Community Center. Open to runners of all ages and fitness levels. Sponsored by Valley Isle Road Runners. Free. Kihei Community Center, 303 E. Lipoa St., Kihei; 303-641-3357 MASTERS OF HAWAIIAN SLACK KEY GUITAR SERIES - With Grammy-winner George Kahumoku Jr. and Hawaii’s top slack key artists. $39.99. 7:30 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Napili; 808-669-6271; http://www.napilikai.com
ART ISLAND COLORS - Daily. An exhibit by Karen Camara. No Cover. Lahaina Arts Society Courthouse Gallery, 648 Wharf St., Lahaina; ; http://lahaina-arts.com PEOPLE, PLACES, THINGS - Daily. An exhibit of pastel and oil paintings by plein air artist, Michael Clements. Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao; 808572-5979; www.viewpointsgallerymaui.com MEET THE ARTISTS - Daily. The Four Seasons’ resident artist will be on hand to discuss his or her work. Free. 8:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Four Seasons Resort, 3900 Wailea Alanui Dr., Wailea; 808-874-8000; www. fourseasons.com/maui/ GAYLEN HANSEN: THREE DECADES OF PAINTINGS - Daily (except Sun & Mon). Traces the evolution of Hansen’s narrative paintings which encompass the landscape of the rural West. Free. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, One Cameron Wy., Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org
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MON through WED - Karaoke
JAVA JAZZ
Renee Alonso No Cover, 7pm - Close
Guest Performer No Cover, 7pm - Close
Farzad & Mike Madden No Cover, 7pm - Close
Brian Cuomo No Cover, 7pm - Close
MON - Guest Performer, No Cover, 7pm - Close TUE - WED - Rene Alonzo, No Cover, 7pm - Close
KAHALE’S
Vince Esquire
Kenny Roberts
Eight Track Players
Kahala
MON, TUE, WED - Da-Ha-Y-Ns
Derick Sebastian & Josh 8-10 pm
Kanoa / Jessica Rabbit No Cover, 8pm
Sam Ahia 6:30pm
Mon, Tues, Wed- Sam Ahia No Cover, 6:30pm-8:30pm
KOBE STEAKHOUSE
Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi
Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi
LONGHI’S LAHAINA
Crazy Fingers 9pm; No Cover Karaoke 7:30-11pm
WED - Karaoke 7:30-11pm
515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199
3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787
1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-7711
KIMOS
845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288
LULU’S KIHEI
1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
LULU’S LAHAINA
Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808
Live Salsa Band DJ Latin Top 40; 8pm-2am
Louise Lambert 8 pm Hip Hop Jam 11 pm
DJ Top 40 10 pm
Mele Pono 9pm; $15
Dooma Photos Slideshow 6 pm
X-Clusive Saturdays $10, 10pm-2am
MON - Service Industry Night; TUES- Dolla Balla Night! WED - Fiesta Latina
Bingo Pajama 9:30 pm
WED - Open Mic Night No Cover, 9:30pm - 12:30am
MAUI BREWING CO.
Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474
MOANA CAFE
Sabrina 7:30-9:30 pm
71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999
Maui Roller Girls Party
MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S
DJ Pete 90X No Cover, 9pm - 12am
2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8644
MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758
ITS ALL TIKI. BENEFIT TIKI ART EXHIBITION Daily. South shore Tiki Lounge wll be having a Tiki Art Show with featured artists: Scott Johnson, Marla Johnson, Rachel G, Ron Pitts, Reuben Cantere, Randall Rospond.. And Many More.. Free. 11 a.m.-11 p.m. South Shore Tiki Lounge, Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-874-6444; www.southshoretikilounge.com WOW - Wed. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live island music, gallery receptions, artist appearances and more. The Shops at Wailea, 3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea; 808-897-6770 x2; http://www.shopsatwailea.com ART NIGHT - Fri. Stroll through Lahaina Town’s many art galleries. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments. Each week features a different guest artist. Featured artists this week include the Twins, whose work will be on display. Free. 8 p.m. Lahaina Town, 808- 661-6284
DINNER MUSIC West Maui CANOES - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6 p.m.; Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-0937. DUKES BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon, Tue & Wed, Damien & Edee 6-8 p.m.; Thu, Garrett Probst 6-8 p.m.; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Jack Oversized Productions 6-8 p.m.; Sun, Ernie & Miles 6-8 p.m.; Fri, Henry Kapono 4-6 p.m. 130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina, 808-662-2900. HULA GRILL - Tue, Ernest Pua’a Hawaiian Trio 6:309 p.m.; Wed, Ernest Pua’a 3-5 p.m.; Wed, Ernest Pua’a Hawaiian and Friends 6:30-9 p.m.; Thu, Ernest Pua’a 3-5 p.m.; Thu, Oversized Production 6:30-9 p.m.; Fri, Ernest Pua’a and Kawika Lum Ho 3-5 p.m.; Fri, Ernest Pua’a & Kawika Lum Ho 6:30-9 p.m.; Sat, Derick Sebastian with Special Guest 6:30-9 p.m.; Sun, Kawika 3-5 p.m.; Sun, Derrick Sebastian Trio 6:30-9 p.m.; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 3-5 p.m.; Mon, Derick Sebastian and Josh Kahula 6:30-9 p.m.; Tue, Jarret Roback 3-5 p.m. Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Bldg P, Lahaina, 808-667-6636. JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Sun, Brian Cuomo 7 p.m.; Mon, Guest Performer 7 p.m.; Fri, Guest Performer 7 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai , 808-667-0787.
The Ringo Show 9pm
UniFires 9pm
Dolla Drinks 9pm
9 p.m.; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9 p.m.; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-0700.
GIAN DON’S - Fri, Angie Carr 5-8 p.m.; Sun, Curt Lee & Louise Lambert 5-8 p.m.; Thu, Jeff New Island Style Music 5-8 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-4041.
LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Sat, Jd & Harry 2:305 p.m.; Sun, Kilohana 2:30-5 p.m.; Fri, The J.D on the Rocks Band 2:30-5 p.m. Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J, Ka’anapali, (808) 661-4495.
HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Sun, Dan and Ann 5-8 p.m.; Wed, Jordan Cudworth 4-8 p.m.; Every Sun & Thu, Junior Lacuesta 4-8 p.m.; Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8 p.m.; Sat, Ryan Robinson and Wolf 4-7 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E, Kihei, 808-891-8010.
LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8 p.m. 100 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 808-667-1200.
LONGHI’S WAILEA - Sat, Longhi’s. The Shops at Wailea, 3750 Wailea Alanui , Wailea, 808-891-8883.
MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8 p.m.; Mon, The Benoits 5:30-8 p.m.; Tue, David Choy 5:30-8 p.m. 1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina, 808-669-6400.
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Willie K 6:30-8 p.m.; Sat, Jazz on the Blue 7-10 p.m.; Sun, The Celtic Tigers 6:30-9 p.m.; Fri, Gail Swanson 6:30-8 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 808-874-1131.
MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF - Fri, Irish Aloha Fridays 7-9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-8881.
SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Fri, Mango Pickers 4-6 p.m.; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6 p.m.; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4 a.m.-6 p.m.; Mon, Kanoa of Gomega 4-6 a.m.; Thu, Erin Smith 4-6 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-6444.
PINEAPPLE GRILL - Sat, Jazz on the Green 7-10 p.m.; Fri, Jawaiian Music 7-10 p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 808-669-9600. PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR Wed, Greg DiPiazza 6-8 p.m.; Tue, Ah Tim Elenicki 5:30-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 808-661-8881. SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT Every Sun, Mon, Wed & Thu, Andrew Kaina 7-9 p.m.; Every Tue & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9 p.m. 5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili, 808-669-1500.
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South Maui BEACH BUM’S BAR & GRILL - Wed, Blues Brews & BBQ 5-9 p.m.; Every Mon, Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5 p.m.; Fri, Tom Cherry/Mike F 5-9 p.m.; Sun, Kaleo 5-9 p.m.; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8 p.m. 300 Maalaea Rd. #1M, Wailuku, 808-243-2286. CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10 p.m.; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10 p.m. 555 Kaukahi St., Kihei, 808-879-2224.
LAHAINA CAFE - Fri, Alex L Calma 7-9 p.m. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina.
DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Billy & The Bad Dogs 4-7 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-875-9669.
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TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Taqueria Cruz. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112, Kihei, 808-8752910.
TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9 p.m.; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9 p.m.; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:30-9 p.m.; Every Sun & Wed, Merv Oana 5:30-9 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui, Kihei, 808-875-9983. TRADEWINDS POOLSIDE CAFE - Thu, Island Favorites 6-9 p.m.; Fri, Girls Night Out 6-9 p.m.; Sat, Clasic Rock 6-9 p.m.; Sun, Crunch Pups 6-9 p.m.; Mon, Bobby Ingraham 6-9 p.m.; Tue, Double Down Tuesday with Mango Pickers 6-9 p.m. 2259 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-891-8860.
Central Maui CAFE O’LEI AT THE DUNES AT MAUI LANI - Sat, Phil & Angela Benoit 5:30-9 p.m.; Thu, Reiko Fukina 5:30-8 p.m.; Every Fri & Sat, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:30-8 p.m.; Fri, Phil & Angela Benoit 6:30-8 p.m.
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1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului, 808-877-0073. CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY RESTAURANT - Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Friends of Bryan 5:30 p.m.; Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Menehune Music and Bryan and Friends 8-11 p.m.; Sun, Fausto’s Guitar 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Every Tue & Sat, Francois’ Piano 5 p.m. 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului, 808-873-6555. MAIN STREET BISTRO - Every Thu & Fri, Rythm & Blues with Freedom 5 p.m.-7 a.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 808-244-6816.
UpCountry Maui CAFE DES AMIS - Wed, Stone Violets 6:30-9 p.m.; Wed, Cafe Des Amis. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 808-579-6323. GREEN BANANA CAFE - Every Tue, Thu & Sat, Polynesian Dance Coffee Luau 6 p.m. 137 Hana Hwy., Paia, 808-579-9130. HANA HOU CAFE - Mon-Fri, Hana Hou Cafe 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku, 808-575-2661. MAX WORLD BISTRO - Fri, Goody and the Kit 6-9 p.m.; Every Tue & Wed, Brooks Maguire 6:30-9 p.m. Ha’iku Town Center, 810 Kokomo Rd., Ha’iku, 808-575-2629. MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Tue, Open-Mic 7-11 p.m.; Wed, Phil & Angela Benoit 6:30-8 p.m.; Sat, The Trouble Makers 7-9 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 808-579-9999. SPICE AND RICE - Thu, The “Trouble Makers” 7-10 p.m. 824 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-2770.
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In an episode of Doctor Who, the doctor and his companions were presented with a choice between dream and reality. They were forced to confront their desires, which might otherwise compel them to remain in the dream they wanted to be reality. Sound familiar? Of course, both AGE situations before you exist in realityâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;nevertheless, one is still partially LANGU composed of fantasy. Which do you want? The half-imaginary scenario that may never become more real than it is right now, no matter how much you wish for it? Or the place where everything is exactly what it seems (and, yes, slightly less colorful than the one you half dreamed up)? I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t choose for youâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;but this week you must choose nevertheless.
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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Here we go again. You adore extremes like a fat kid loves cake. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re like an Amish guy who decides to go from not allowing any photos to be taken to starring in gay porn. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a spectrum here, but youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re only looking at the two furthest points. You have more choices than that; it doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have to be full-on or not at all. Try to find the middle path this week. All or nothing are terrible options, and neither one is particularly viable, or likely to make you happy. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a million shades of color between those two stark opposites. Notice thatâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;once you do, finding one that suits you shouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be all that difficult.
LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Not everyone will love you. Some people will actively dislike and disparage you. Of course, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s always the youthful temptation to give as good as you get (and probably better), and sling back a few witty insults. This can be fun, and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s okay if you occasionally indulge it. However, there are times when mucking around in the dirt is simply inappropriate. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s when your marvelous grace and good manners (which are excellent when you choose to exercise them) will serve you well. This week is such a time. Stay frosty, no matter how low the blows go.
VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) The golden rule serves you wellâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;until it doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t. What happens if treating someone else as youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d like to be treated in their shoes is quite the opposite of what theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d prefer? Tell a wife about her cheating husband and she may not be as grateful as youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d be in her placeâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;perhaps youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve just shattered a comforting illusion she preferred to a complicated reality. This week, you actually need to step outside yourself and use all your intuition to figure out how to best honor the platinum rule: Treat others in such a way as to create the greatest amount of happiness in their livesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;even when that conflicts with the golden rule.
LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Blood family does not trump chosen family unless you decide it does. Wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t you agree that someoneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s adoptive father who raised them from infancy to adulthood has more of a claim to the â&#x20AC;&#x153;dadâ&#x20AC;? title than the guy who originally provided the sperm? The same goes for the people youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve chosen in your life. They get to keep being in your life and those bonds can be just as strong and valuable as any of those dictated by geneticsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;as long as you deem it so. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t let the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rules be your rules, not when you have the absolute power (at least in this case) to make your own.
SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) The appropriate response when you learn your assumption was dead wrong is probably embarrassment and apology. However, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not always the easiest thing for you proud and stubborn Scorpios to muster on the spot. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve seen Scorps come up with some pretty insane cover stories to explain their gaffes. Of course, this usually just digs the hole a bit deeper, because itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s perfectly obvious to everyone whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s happened. Relax. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no big deal; weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re all human, and everyone has had moments like these. Own it. Have a good laugh. It might be difficult at firstâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;but youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll get better with practice.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s your first response when your Internet connection seems a bit sluggish? Usually, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll want to reset the modem. Starting fresh isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t always quite the same when youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re working with something more complex than a small home appliance, but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s still possible to some extent. Sex life gotten a bit slow or stale? Conversation turning in circles? Career stagnated? You may need to unplug the pieces and try to start from scratch, being careful to head in a totally new direction (following the same path, of course, would force you to end up right back here). If you want to hit reset and start over, this week is the perfect time to try.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Go on. Get out on that limb. Stick your neck out. Nothingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going to happen unless you put what you want out there. Yes, you may not get what you want, but at least youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll know youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve tried. Can you create an opening for the situation you desire, while being okay with whatever outcome results? I think you can. Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s say for instance you wanted to hook up with someone. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s perfectly viable to say, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Hey ___, I think youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re hot and would like to hook up. If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not into it, though, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s coolâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;we can forget I ever asked.â&#x20AC;? Then, of course, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s up to you to walk the walk you just talked.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) They say that good things come to those who wait. False. Oh sure, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s true some of the timeâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;but most of the time, nothing comes to those who waitâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s already gone to the people who stepped up and put themselves out there and strived for it. Patience can be a virtue, but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s one Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d put aside for now, if I were you. You need to be hungry, impatient, and motivated. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s time to push for what you want, persistently and stubbornly. Sitting on your hands will get you exactly nowhere and nothingâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;so donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do it.
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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t buy something just because itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on sale. Enjoy a sale when itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s for something you purchase all the time, but otherwise this â&#x20AC;&#x153;opportunityâ&#x20AC;? is just a scam, and youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re falling for it. Of course, there are exceptions, but much of the time you end up with something youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d never have gone shopping for in the first place. It may be difficult to ignore the flashing â&#x20AC;&#x153;75% offâ&#x20AC;? signs, but you need to try. Attempt to clearly consider whether whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on offer is really something you need in your life. The answerâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;despite the incredible â&#x20AC;&#x153;valueâ&#x20AC;?â&#x20AC;&#x201D;is probably no. Stick to that.
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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got your heart set on a particular version of reality, why are you settling for the one youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got? Is it because youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re lazy? Or is it perhaps that youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not confident that you could actually manifest anything like what youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re fantasizing about, and so are unwilling to risk the so-so version youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got now? Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s foolish. What is life, if not risk? In this case, you should never settleâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;not when what you really want is perfectly achievable with a lot of hard work and just a bit of luck. Get to it, already.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Do what you need to do to motivate yourself, within reason. Obviously, promising yourself a massive banana split sundae if you go to the gym isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t particularly helpful. But surely thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s something you can offer yourself that wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be quite so self-defeatingâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;that might, in fact, be simultaneously a motivating treat as well as advancing your goals, however subtly or slightly. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve always worked better when you have a carrot to goad you on. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t deny yourself that reward. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a way to make a total win-win happen hereâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s up to you to simply choose wisely to make it so.
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