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VOLUME 13 ✚ ISSUE 51 5 NEWS & VIEWS

THIS WEEK’S QUESTION You’ve started a film festival. What’s it called? Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com Kubrick’s Cube Associate Editor: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com Electric Reels Data Manager: Philippa Tilley Little Britain Film Festival Proofreader: Dina Wilson Intern: Sierra Brown Contributors: Caeriel Crestin, Beau Ewan, Nancy Kanyuk, Doug Levin, Jared Libby, Greg Mebel, Rob Parsons, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Sara Tekula, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower Le Grande Film Festival Art Director: Chris Skiles (808) 281-8975 / chris@mauitime.com The Wake and Bake Film Festival Graphic Designers: Amy Mendolia, Christina Tarleton Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com The WTF Film Festival

Coconut Wireless laments media consolidation. Dina Noyes takes a trip in the MauiTime Machine via some vintage Hawaii currency. Hawaiian Airlines' CEO gets a raise in By the Numbers. State Republicans poo-poo a party platform in Spin Cycle. Open Letters wonders why chicks don't roll with 20-sided dice. Quizunderstood asks about official flowers and underwater islands. Norwegian criminals have it easy in News of the Weird. Eh Brah! wants to oogle with impunity.

10 FEATURE STORY The movies, the celebrities, the food...it's all here in our comprehensive Maui Film Festival guide.

18 MUSIC

General Manager: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com Porno in Paradise

Anu Yagi talks story with Alborosie ahead of his appearance at the Maui Roots Fest and finds out why life in Jamaica isn't always a song.

Administrative Executive: Judy Toba (808) 244-0777 / judy@mauitime.com Snooze Fest

19 Film Capsules/Listings

Administrative Assistant: Jennifer Brown The Dane Cook Memorial Film Festival Web Design: Linear Publishing www.linearpublishing.com Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com

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The Week in Review HYPER LOCAL As these words are being written, a fire is raging above Honoapiilani Highway. Hopefully by the time you read these words it’ll be contained, but we’ll take the opportunity, as ever, to thank the men and women working overtime in the heat and smoke to keep us safe.... Last month, one of MauiTime’s distribution boxes was removed from the sidewalk on S. High Street in Wailuku. Publisher Tommy Russo contacted the County, and after a back-andforth e-mail exchange with Communications Director Mahina Martin was told it was a state thing. Russo then contacted the state Department of Transportation (DOT). DOT rep Charlene Shibuya confirmed the box had been removed. Russo asked why, after sitting there for more than 10 years, our box had suddenly become an issue. Shibuya responded that a complaint had been filed by the County. When Russo asked which department, he says Shibuya replied, “the Mayor’s office.” Now, we don’t know for certain what led the Mayor’s office to file the complaint or why Martin didn’t know—or chose not to share—that information. What we do know is that last October, County employees confiscated copies of MauiTime from the County building and were caught multiple times by Russo and in security footage obtained by MauiTime. The issue in question featured a caricature of the Mayor as a brain-chomping zombie (it’s since gone on to win some awards). We’re going to keep pursuing this and will try to get our box back on High Street (DOT says we can apply for a permit). In the meantime, we’ll leave it to you to connect the dots.... General Growth Properties—a rather ironic name given the circumstances—disclosed that it will probably lose 13 shopping centers due to their status as “underperforming retail assets,” in a June 3 filing with the Securities and Exchange

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manages ten properties in Hawaii, including Whaler’s Village and the Queen Kaahumanu Center. None of those properties are on the chopping block for now, and General Growth says it’s on track to emerge from bankruptcy later this year. In April 2009, when the company filed for Chapter 11, it was $27 billion in debt, according to a Pacific Business News dispatch. Kinda puts your credit card balance in perspective....

LOCAL The Honolulu Star-Advertiser: sounds wrong, but get used to saying it. This week, after a protracted build-up, Oahu’s two dailies officially became one. Technically it was the Star-Bulletin’s parent company (Oahu Publications) that bought out the Advertiser’s parent company (Gannett). But this isn’t about media conglomerates, it’s about readers and a community and the

NOT LOCAL We live in an anti-intellectual society. Not buying it? Just look at the way the word “professor” is almost always used as a pejorative. We want “straight talk” from our leaders, which means small words over big ones and reactionary rhetoric over cogent analysis. So it’s sad but not surprising that Obama felt the need to tell NBC’s Matt Lauer that the only reason he’s meeting with experts and gathering information about the BP oil leak is so he knows “whose ass to kick.” Obama went on to add that this isn’t “a college seminar.”Yes a college seminar—a group of educated people discussing important questions and seeking good answers. Who the hell wants that? What we need is some butt whoopin’, American style! I know, people are angry. I’m angry. No one with a pulse can look at this mess and not be angry, especially when BP’s CEO

When the number of outlets sifting and disseminating information decreases, that’s never a good thing. future of journalism. Newspapers are folding

all over the country, so it’s easy to dismiss this change as inevitable. But when voices disappear, when the number of outlets sifting and disseminating information decreases, that’s never a good thing. As the StarBulletin put it in a concise farewell message posted on its Web site: “The Honolulu Advertiser and the Honolulu Star-Bulletin have a long and tangled history together, but in the end, each paper was better for having the other as a sparring partner.”...

keeps running his stupid mouth. (A little PR tip: shut the hell up.) But this ass-kicking business is nothing more than the same hollow, “smoke ‘em out,” “dead or alive,” “mission accomplished” bravado we got from the last guy. And you remember how well that worked out. So Obama: be decisive, by all means, but be reasonable. Be thoughtful. Hell, be professorial. It may not make you look like a tough guy, but it will make you look like something even better: a President. ■

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announcing the suspension of martial law and the restoration of habeas corpus. After the war, the federal judge for the islands condemned the conduct of martial law, saying, “Gov. Poindexter declared lawfully martial law but the Army went beyond the governor ... threw the Constitution into the discard and set up a military dictatorship.”

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was simple: if an enemy captured a depository or a bank or money reserve, the U.S. could immediately demonetize the specially printed notes. One version is that when everyone in Hawaii was directed to turn in cash and securities, an astonishing $200 million-plus was gathered. Someone in the government determined it would be better to burn it all than risk it falling into Japanese hands, so this fortune was reportedly taken to the Nuuanu Mortuary on Oahu. The mortuary was unable to dispose of it all in the proscribed time, so what they couldn’t handle allegedly went up in smoke at the Aiea Sugar Plantation. All outgoing mail was read by military censors, and letters that could not be edited with black ink or scissors were returned to the sender to be rewritten. Long-distance telephone calls were required to be in English so military personnel could listen in and understand. In addition, Hawaiians were forbidden to make bank withdrawals of more than $200 in cash per month or to carry more than $200 in cash at one time. To keep track of civilians, the military issued identification cards to everyone over the age of six; anyone caught without a card was subject to arrest. The military also oversaw the Hawaiian legal system, with military courts trying thousands of cases, most of them having nothing to do with wartime security. People accused of a crime went before a military judge who heard the charges—typically without the presence of a lawyer—and then passed sentence, which could only be revoked by a pardon from the military Governor. Never before in the history of the Constitution had its guarantees been so overtly challenged, yet they got away with it partly because Hawaii wasn’t yet a state. Martial law was hated and fought against on all the Islands, at great risk to the locals, but finally, in 1944, a federal judge ruled that a military government amounted to dictatorship. The whole situation was declared no longer valid. But meanwhile, back in Hawaii, the military ignored the ruling. President Roosevelt had to step in. October of 1944 brought an order

he “HAWAII” overprints were absorbed into the economy of the islands and eventually phased out by the war’s end, though in the years since occasional newspaper stories tell of people finding surprise stashes of “HAWAII” emergency currency—in Hawaii and elsewhere. Ours came from New Jersey, after all. In 1980 a man painting an attic discovered $100,000 in “HAWAII” overprints, a total of 1,793 bills. In a more recent revelation, an elderly woman who had accumulated some $45,000 in “HAWAII” currency asked a banker how she might go about selling them.The advice given was to spend it since the bills were not crisp or new. They were simply worth face value. The real mystery is where all the confiscated non-”HAWAII” overprint bills ended up. We all know the whole of it didn’t get torched. Those bills were official U.S. treasury notes; they didn’t have one historical or unusual mark of interest on them at the time, no identifiable differences pointing them out as special. And yet they were fated to burn, and one version says that they did. Perhaps there’s another version. On December 7, 1941, the Lurline was on her usual run from Honolulu to San Francisco when she received news about the attack behind her and immediately began to zigzag and divert from her normal course. She arrived in San Franciso on December 10. The next day Matson’s famed four white ships were handed over to the U.S. Maritime Commission, painted wartime gray and transformed into troop transports. Nonetheless, rumors persist to this day that Matson passenger ships collected and evacuated civilians carrying fortunes from Hawaii. The U.S. plan to demonetize any captured wartime emergency currency offered the government the protection of preventing any benefit to the enemy, but not one iota of protection for the individuals whose money was initially confiscated, nor any way to locate and prosecute the thieves who allowed millions of dollars to be stolen. Some might say it wasn’t actually stolen from anybody, since it was all replaced by the “HAWAII” bills, but those who absconded with the originals made millions of dollars that weren’t supposed to be there. Sound familiar? ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/upfront51

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TRAPPED IN PARADISE It’s clear, based on a May Time magazine dispatch, that Norway’s felons and miscreants are of a superior class than America’s. When Norway’s brand-new Halden prison opened in April, the country’s King Harald V headlined a glitzy gala that celebrated what has been called the world’s “most humane” lockup. Among the facilities: a sound studio, jogging trails, a guest house for inmates’ visitors and a scrumptious-smelling “kitchen laboratory” where murderers and bandits can learn to cook. Guards are unarmed (half are women) and intermingle with the rapists, drug dealers and others, dining with them and joining them in intramural sports. The recidivist rate for Norwegian prisoners in general is only 20 percent (versus 50 percent to 60 percent in the United States), but it is still too early to tell whether Halden’s prisoners will find life behind bars so pleasant that they don’t mind risking another stretch there by returning to crime.

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YOU PAYING ATTENTION, TIM GEITHNER? Last November, the government of North Korea made an ultimately disastrous decision to radically devalue its currency, overnight making 100 North Korean won worth 1 North Korean won, and the country’s citizens (as well as, reportedly, the Dear Leader himself) were not pleased. Three months later, without much fanfare, came the official announcement that the government’s (i.e., the Workers’ Party’s) chief finance minister, Pak Nam-gi, had been executed by firing squad.

CAN WE UNDISCOVER THE NOSE LEECH? Among the new species discovered this year are a “nose” leech, a “Dracula” fish, a “psychedelic” frogfish and a “bombardier” worm, according to scientists at the University of Arizona and medical school researchers in Lima, Peru. The Peru-based leech, which is fanged and probably has been around since the time of the dinosaurs, prefers nasal mucus as a habitat. The “Dracula” fish of Myanmar, with “canine-like fangs,” has an extraordinarily flexible mouth. The

multicolored frogfish has apparently adapted to live among the colorful, venomous coral off Bali, Indonesia. The “bombardier” worm, found in California’s Monterey Bay, releases glow-in-the-dark projectiles when threatened.

WELL DUNG British and Australian researchers, writing in a journal article in March, concluded that the world’s strongest insect (relative to body weight) is the male dung beetle, which can lift more than 1,100 times its weight (equivalent for an average male human: 80 tons). Since the beetles mate inside dung patties, their every move is a struggle against the resistance posed by the feces. (On the other hand, the researchers also found weaker dung beetles that mated just fine helped not by their strength but by unusually large testicles.)

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ehbrah@mauitime.com Eh lady, you don’t want me to look, don’t wear such a low-cut shirt. It’s not like I whistled or groped, just let my eyes linger on two of God’s fine creations. Seriously, I think that tantrum you threw was just so other guys (or girls?) would look, too. And lest you think I’m some degenerate rapist perv: I have five sisters and a mother who taught me to respect women. But I’m also a man with a pulse; don’t wave a juicy steak in front of a hungry wolf and expect him not to lick his chops. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/ehbrah51

FECAL MATTERS Madison, Wisconsin, neighbors Nina Bell, 56, and Arnessa Battles, 38, were cited for disorderly conduct in March in a dispute over Battles’s dog’s winter-long output of droppings that had just been revealed by melting snow. According to the police report, by the time an officer arrived on the scene, both of the women had smeared each other’s cars with large quantities of dog poop.

INCOMPETENT CRIMINALS (1) Jacob Collins, 28, was arrested in April and charged with burglary of Matlack’s Hometown Pharmacy in Landisville, New Jersey, despite the fact that the medicine he stole was probably by mistake. Police said they were almost certain Collins was after the painkiller “Oxycontin” but instead swiped a supply of “Oxybutynin,” which treats overactive bladder. (2) On the other hand, Sean Almond, 43, was charged on the same day as Collins for allegedly robbing the Kangaroo Mart on Wilroy Road in Suffolk, Virginia, and could have used some Oxybutynin. Almond was caught immediately after the robbery because his getaway was delayed. He was spotted in a nearby alley, where he had been overcome by a sudden urge to relieve himself. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/notw51

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THE MOVIES, THE FOOD, THE HONOREES AND MORE... WORDS BY JACOB SHAFER & JEN RUSSO PHOTOGRAPHY BY RANDY JAY BRAUN

he first film ever copyrighted was a five-second clip called Fred Ott’s Sneeze. And that’s all it was: a grainy image of a guy (Fred Ott, an employee of inventor Thomas Edison) sneezing. That was 1894. Flash forward 116 years and movie magic has reached a point—IMAX, 3-D, high-def home theater systems—that would have left 19th century moviegoers in a state of apoplectic shock. Yet for all the technological advances, many Hollywood blockbusters haven’t progressed too far past Fred Ott’s Sneeze in the plot department. »

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hankfully, there are filmmakers who embrace script, character and nuanced narrative, making movies that entertain, enthrall and even enlighten. Each year, the Maui Film Festival brings a collection of these cinematic gems to our isolated isle, giving local film buffs a chance to revel in the eclectic wonders of this incredible storytelling medium, while also partaking in food, entertainment and a night under the South Maui stars. This year’s MFF slate is perhaps the most diverse in the festival’s history, a mix of genres that truly offers something for everyone—sneeze enthusiasts possibly excepted.

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THE FILMS • • • WEDNESDAY, JUNE 16 Waste Land (6pm, Castle Theater) The world’s largest garbage heap—in Rio De Janeiro— is the staging ground for this award-winning doc. Fortunately not presented in smell-o-vision. Plays with Poi Dogs, an acclaimed 12-minute short from Maui-bred filmmaker Joel Moffett. NR, 90 min. Cancer to Capricorn: The Path of the Modern Gypsy (8pm, Castle Theater) World-class surfers traverse the titular Tropics in search of epic waves. Thankfully has nothing to do with astrology. Plays with Green, a sparsely edited, dialogue-free 48-minute doc about the beautiful, threatened forests of Borneo. NR, 44 min. Bran Nue Dae (8pm, Celestial Cinema) An Australian musical comedy inspired by both Hollywood and Aboriginal culture. Shrimps, barbies and Paul Hogan not included. PG, 88 min. Home (10pm, Celestial Cinema) If a balmy Maui evening isn’t enough to make you appreciate nature, try this: an hour-and-a-half of stunning aerial footage, culled from three years of

shooting in 54 countries. A message about our imperiled planet is mixed in, but the eye candy makes it go down easier. NR, 78 min.

THURSDAY, JUNE 17 Tapped (5pm, Castle Theater) Are you drinking bottled water? Stop! So says this doc, which explores how Americans have been sold on the idea that their tap water is full of poison, and how big corporate plastic bottle makers might actually be ensuring this is true by pumping toxins into the ground. Still thirsty? NR, 76 min. Ho’okele Wa’a (7pm Castle Theater) A Maui-made doc about some local enviro movers and shakers and the good, essential work they’re doing. Stars Charlie Jencks and Everett Dowling. Just kidding. Plays with Green. NR, 57 min. Castles in the Sky (8pm, Celestial Cinema) Funny/thrilling surf doc follows a crew of characters from Africa to Vietnam to India to... Iceland? Plays with Birthright, a moving 6-minute short about a paralyzed man rekindling his relationship with the ocean. NR, 124 min.

Sex Magic: Manifesting Maya (9pm, Castle Theater) Leave the keiki at home for this exploration of

tantric sex and all its in-and-out-of-the bedroom complications. NR, 80 min.

Rock Steady: The Roots of Reggae (10pm, Celestial Cinema) Old footage and new are melded in this doc/ concert film that traces the genesis of Jamaica’s most successful (musical) export. Plays with Birthright. NR, 98 min.

FRIDAY, JUNE 18 Blood Into Wine (4pm, Castle Theater) You may know Maynard James Keenan—the subject of this singular character study—as the prog rocker who’s played with Tool and A Perfect Circle. What you may not know is that he’s also a winemaker, growing grapes in the harsh-yet-fertile deserts of Arizona. And he doesn’t even drink. Seriously. NR, 100 min. Queen of the Sun (6pm, Castle Theater) Like so many things, we never appreciated bees until they started disappearing. This doc, which explores the pollenspreading insects and their plight, has been generating a lot of buzz. Sorry. NR, 83 min. Hana Surf Girls (8pm, Castle Theater) Bucolic East Maui takes center stage in this self-explanatory yet wholly revealing doc

starring Monyca Byrne Wickey and Lipoa Kahaleuahi. NR, 83 min.

Nowhere Boy (8pm, Celestial Cinema) Biopic about the misspent youth of a Liverpool lad named John Lennon who grew up to form some band. Plays with The Happiest Man Alive, a 14-minute short about a dude who stabs himself in the chest before work. And you thought your job was lousy. R, 98 min. Norman (10pm, Celestial Cinema) A high school kid fights angst and loneliness, unaware, apparently, that he’s in the company of every other high school kid ever. Plays with The Happiest Man Alive. NR, 120 min. The Freebie (11:45pm, Celestial Cinema) A seemingly happy marriage runs off the rails in this searingly honest, partially improvised drama. A date film only for very secure couples. R, 80 min.

SATURDAY, JUNE 19 The Tillman Story (4pm, Castle Theater) When Pat Tillman left a lucrative NFL career to go fight in Afghanistan, it seemed like a recruiting poster come to life. Then came his death from “friendly fire” and the ensuing coverup. Now comes this documentary, which goes in search of answers. NR, 94 min. The Concert (6pm, Castle Theater) European export about an orchestral reunion that packs more intrigue than you’d imagine. Plays with the (Continued on pg.13)

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Sympathy Delicious (8pm, Castle Theater) An understandably bitter, paraplegic LA DJ reaches for salvation. Whellchair-bound Christopher Thornton wrote the script and stars; co-stars include Mark Ruffalo, Orlando Bloom and Juliette Lewis. Plays with Urs, a 10-minute animated short from Germany. NR, 100 min. Happy Thank You More Please (8pm, Celestial Cinema) A New York lothario has his life turned upside down in this quickwitted comedy. Like a Woody Allen flick, except the “lothario” bit. Plays with God of Love, an 18-minute short about a dartthrowing lounge singer. NR, 100 min.

Cherry (10pm, Celestial Cinema) A virginal teen simultaneously embarks on his college and sexual educations. So yeah, it’s that kind of cherry. Plays with God of Love. NR, 99 min.

SUNDAY, JUNE 20 442 (1:30pm, Castle Theater) The mostly untold story of the JapaneseAmerican unit that withstood heavy casualties and exhibited remarkable bravery in WWII, even as their families were placed in internment camps back home. In English and Japanese with English subtitles. NR, 97 min. This Way of Life (4pm, Castle Theater) Doc contrasts the stunning beauty of New Zealand with the harsh lives of its subjects, who make Frodo look like a pansy. Plays

with the surreal animated short Sam’s Hot Dogs. NR, 84 min.

Cyrus (8pm, Castle Theater) Your classic tale of boy (John C. Reilly) meets girl (Marisa Tomei) and girl’s strange adult son (Jonah Hill). Weirdest love triangle ever. R, 97 min. Boy (8pm, Celestial Cinema) A Maori youth chooses two questionable role models—Michael Jackson and his absent father—in this quirky-but-heartfelt New Zealand export. NR, 87 min. Last Paradise (10pm, Celestial Cinema) Another New Zealand flick, this one composed of four decades of footage featuring

extreme sport pioneers doing their thing in extremely unspoiled surroundings. Plays with Stones, a 20-minute short from Hawaii filmmaker Ty Sanga. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/feature51

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(Thursday, June 17, 8pm, Celestial Cinema) Steele is at the festival because he directed Castles in the Sky, but this honor goes much deeper than that. For nearly two decades, Steele has been riding the lip of the surf doc world, churning out awardwinning—and genre-stretching—films that embrace the dreamy essence of the sport and celebrate the hardworking slackers who populate it. And he’s maintained his indie cred, with his own production company (Poor Specimen) and a commitment to showcasing undiscovered or up-and-coming talent, both on the waves and on his soundtracks (he’s credited with featuring the music of Jack Johnson before it was blaring out of every tiki hut and ABC Store). A recent review of Castles in the Sky in Surfer magazine summed up the appeal of Steele’s films: “The lack of inscribed clutter frees the viewer to focus on the beauty of the landscapes, people, and surfing...people who know nothing of the industry, and don’t care what the surfers’ names are, can still appreciate the film for is visual elegance.�

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representing the culinary prowess of Wailea’s Matteo’s, Mulligan’s on the Blue, Duo, Spago, Mala Wailea, Joe’s, Gannon’s, Nick’s Fishmarket, Humuhumunukunukuapua’a and Capische? will be manned by the executive chefs and their staff. It’s like going to dinner and getting to order from ten different restaurants—come ready to taste! DJ Ged will be spinning.

SPECIAL EVENTS Opening Night Twilight Reception At Capische? WHEN: Wednesday, June 16,5:30-7:30pm WHERE: Capische? at Hotel Wailea Capische? owner and award winning chef Brian Etheredge will wow attendees with truly unique, inventive and delicious selections complimented by refreshing Stella Artois beer, the Official Beer of the 2010 Maui Film Festival, Ocean vodka cocktails and Hawaiian Springs Water, the official water of the 2010 Maui Film Festival. Feel the romance while enjoying the spectacular sunset view. Live music special surprise, $120 Advance, $150 as of June 16, if available. Includes admission to Wednesday Celestial Cinema. Starry Night Moondance WHEN: Wednesday, June 16, 10pm-1am WHERE: Tommy Bahama Tropical Cafe at Shops at Wailea Known as the festival’s hottest dance party, attendees will enjoy appetizers from the kitchen of Tommy Bahama’s Topical Café, complemented by libations courtesy of Tommy Bahama Rum and Stella Artois and hydrated by Hawaiian Springs Water. Dance Music by DJ Mattnifique. $60 Advance, $75 as of June 16, if available.You must be over 21 to attend this event.

Taste Of Chocolate At Four Seasons Resort Maui At Wailea WHEN: Friday, June 18, 10pm-Midnight WHERE: Ocean Terrace Lawn at Four Seasons Maui Maui Film Festival’s over-the-top event for chocolate lovers. Attendees will enjoy many decadent chocolate treats including liquid nitrogen chocolate sorbet, baked chocolate mousse, chocolate olive panini and white chocolate Grand Marnier cheesecake, while they discover the sweet side of the island. Live Music by INDIO. $120 advance, $150 as of June 16, if available. Includes admission to Friday Celestial Cinema Taste Of Wailea - Wailea Gold & Emerald Golf Course Presented by the Culinary Artists of Wailea WHEN: Saturday, June 19, 4:30-7pm WHERE: Wailea Gold & Emerald Golf Courses The crown jewel of Maui Film Festival’s culinary arts celebrations, Taste of Wailea will be presented by Wailea resorts’ most celebrated chefs and restaurants, complemented by an engagingly robust and delicate assortment of fine wines, refreshing Stella Artois on draft, exotic Maui-tinis from Ocean Vodka and Hawaiian Springs Water. $95 advance, $120 at the door if available. Ticket price includes admission to Saturday Celestial Cinema. Due to liquor laws, no one under 21 years of age will be admitted to this event. Free shuttles from all Wailea resort hotels and Wailea special event parking area. ■ For menus and more info, visit MauiTime’s food blog: mauidish.com To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/dining51

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i music curse me. Mi music curse me a lot,â€? says reggae artist Alborosie. “Not in terms of money,â€? he continues, and indeed, he has been successful, “but [when] it comes to every day life.â€? “Every year is a hurricane,â€? he says, implying both literal and figurative meaning. “Up ‘til ten days ago, I was in between a crossfire, gunshots and war—a state of emergency.â€? His patois tonality is thick, but faintly tinged with an accent recalling his Italian nativity (he kindly makes an effort to “sound proper English,â€? when speaking with the press). “Every day I am keeping mi eyes open, because [you] have to be careful when you move‌ Living in Jamaica is not easy, as you know. Maybe I won’t say Jamaica. Maybe, Town—Kingston.â€? For the better part of a decade, Alborosie has called Kingston home. Reared in a small seaport city on the island of Sicily, he made the move to the famous West Indies isle to immerse himself in reggae’s birthplace. But on this island nation within the Greater Antilles—concentrated in “Town,â€? its largest and capitol parish—is escalating violence that by May of this year numbered an average of five murders a day, according to reports in The Jamaica Gleaner. “I want people to understand what I am doing is not an easy ting,â€? says Alborosie. “It’s not just music [where] mamma’s boy go in a room with some friends and play some music nice an’ den go back home, you know.â€? For Alborosie, Jamaica is nothing but home. “[It’s] one of the most beautiful places on Earth. Beautiful people. You know I love it... The only ting, now, you need to be careful,â€? he says. “I love to swim. Sometimes you swim in a pool full of sharks. So we have to know how to swim and where to swim.â€? But at the end of the day, every challenge is both by and for his music. “Music is mi life. Music is definitely mi ting,â€? Alborosie says, before pausing. “Actually, I would say to you, a long time ago, music was mi life. I change little bit of miself. Because music is a good ting, but after a time, it’s a bad ting. I’m a troublemaker. So, I always gotta say tings about tings ‘appening around mi—and I like to talk da truth.â€? He says he doesn’t have a set songwriting process, but “I love to watch news. I love to watch politics. The world is moving and I’m inspired by that movement, you know? That’s basically the way I work.â€? “So you love [music] and hate it. It’s like a beautiful woman, you love her, but sometimes‌â€? he laughs, and when he says “beautiful woman,â€? his Italian roots are genially evident. Beyond the ways his adopted, war-torn world have changed his once purer affections

of music, he’s changed himself entirely, too. “Imagine me as an Italian, as a youth, going to a country where dey talk different, eat different, do in a different way,â€? Alborosie explains. Born Alberto, he considers his new moniker representative of his “second life.â€? “I had to change miself 100 percent,â€? he says. When asked if he’s infused anything of his Italian culture, he says, “Jamaican people love the mafia ting,â€? and chuckles slightly. “Dat is my culture, dat is where I come from. I grew up in dat environment. Is like you come from de ghetto and you know de badman them, because you grow up in that situation and you know exactly what is what. For you it’s normal‌ So in Jamaica, maybe I’m a shark too,â€? he says, his laugh broadening. “In a pool full of sharks, I’m just a different kind of shark. Tiger shark.â€?

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o be sure, Alborosie is unique. He’s the first white artist to receive distribution from Tuff Gong, and beyond the Bob Marley-brand stamp of approval, this multi-instrumentalist has been embraced by reggae legends and industry insiders alike. His appearance at Saturday’s Maui Roots Festival is part of a 23-show tour of the United States’ western end. But he’s quick to say, “I have to tell you, my teachers, dem did the job for me. [They] open a door for me to just go through. It’s not me building the road, I just traveling the road that somebody do for me. And I feel blessed and I feel

honored to do what I am doing.â€? As for what he thinks he’ll contribute to that road, he’s even quicker to say, “I don’t think an artist should ever tell you how dem gonna contribute. I just doing my ting. And mi and mi ting is not a job, it is a mission. I don’t know what I am doing for the cause, but I know I am doing something. It’s not up to me to judge my work.â€? “Reggae is just like that. Natural. Straight. Just straight on your face, like that. That’s why people sometimes try to fight reggae, because reggae just come to you and tell you the truth.â€? With the changing face of the music industry in the digital age, every genre is under siege. Alborosie says he doesn’t believe in globalization, and thinks that’s what is happening to music right now. “I try to keep myself as vintage as possible,â€? he says, likening himself to a mechanic in his studio, fixing things and relishing what’s tangible. “Of course, sometimes we have to do what we have to do to use what dey have an’ what is available. But in the meantime I try to keep myself electric and not digital. It’s like you eat organic food. That is me. I’m doing my best to keep myself electric. And that’s why people maybe feel mi music.â€? â–

The Maui Roots Festival is Saturday June 12, 4-10pm at the Lahaina Civic Center; visit gvbconcerts.com for tickets and info. To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/music51

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New This Week THE A-TEAM - PG13 - Action - The ‘80s TV show gets an update, though presumably fools will still be pitied. Liam Neeson stars. Seriously. 117 min. THE KARATE KID - PG - Action, Drama - Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith take over for Pat Morita and Ralph Macchio in yet another ‘80s remake/reboot that’s not as sacrilegious as fans of the fun but overrated original would have you believe. 140 min.

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S H O W T I M E S FRONT STREET THEATER 900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue) GET HIM TO THE GREEK-R-THU (2:00, 4:00) 7:00, 9:30. FRI (2:15, 4:45) 7:15, 9:45. SAT-SUN (2:15) 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. MON-WED (2:15, 4:45) 7:15, 9:45. PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME-PG13-THU (1:00, 3:45) 6:30, 9:15 SEX IN THE CITY 2-R-THU (12:15, 3:30) 6:45, 10:00 SHREK FOREVER AFTER-PG-FRI (2:15) 4:45. SAT-SUN (2:15) 4:45. MON-WED (2:15) 4:45. SPLICE-R-THU (2:15, 4:45) 7:15, 9:45. FRI 7:15, 9:45. SAT-SUN 7:15, 9:45. MON-WED 7:15, 9:45. THE A-TEAM-PG13-FRI (1:00, 4:00) 7:00, 10:00. SAT-SUN (1:00) 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. MON-WED (1:00, 4:00) 7:00, 10:00. THE KARATE KID-PG-FRI (12:45, 3:45) 6:45, 9:45. SAT-SUN (12:45) 3:45, 6:45, 9:45. MON-WED (12:45, 3:45) 6:45, 9:45.

GET HIM TO THE GREEK - R - Comedy - A record company stooge (Jonah Hill) babysits a flamboyant rock star (Russell Brand) and they spend a quiet night playing Charades. Or something. 109 min. HARIMAYA BRIDGE - NR - An American man travels to rural Japan to unravel the mystery of his son’s life and death; in English and Japanese with English subtitles. 120 min. HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON (3D) - PG Animated - The son of a dragon slayer learns

KA’AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) MARMADUKE-PG-THU 11:00, 1:25, 3:30, 5:35, 7:40, 9:45. FRI-WED 11:00, 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20, 9:25. PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME-PG13-THU 11:35, 12:35, 2:05, 3:05, 4:35, 5:35, 7:05, 8:05, 9:40. FRI-WED 11:35, 12:35, 2:05, 3:05, 4:35, 5:35, 7:05, 8:05, 9:40. SEX IN THE CITY 2-R-THU 12:30, 3:30, 4:30, 6:30, 7:30, 9:30. FRI-WED 1:20, 4:10, 7:00, 9:50. SHREK FOREVER AFTER-PG-THU 12:00, 2:15. FRI-WED 11:55, 2:05, 4:15, 6:25, 8:35. SHREK FOREVER AFTER 3D-PG-THU 10:45, 12:55, 3:05, 9:35. FRI-WED 10:45, 12:55, 3:05, 5:15, 7:25, 9:35.

that the mythical beasts are just misunderstood. Tends to happen when you’re 50 feet long and breathe fire. 98 min. IRON MAN 2 - PG13 - Action - Robert Downey Jr. returns as Tony Stark and his metallic alter ego. And Sabbath gets some more royalty checks. 125 min. KILLERS - PG13 - Action, Comedy - Ashton Kutcher is a secret agent with a license to kill. Like James Bond, with a Twitter account. 100 min. LETTERS TO JULIET - PG - Romance - Is this: a) A buddy cop movie; b) A torture porn grindhouse flick; or c) A rom com about an American girl in Italy? If you answered a or b, we have a question for you: what’s the rent like under rocks these days? 101 min. MARMADUKE - PG - Family - Hey, you know that comic strip about the big dog and his hilarious hijinks that no one has read since the Carter Administration? They made it into a movie. 88 min. OCEANS - G - Documentary - Disney goes under the sea in this latest visual dazzler. Wonder if they find Nemo? 100 min. PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME - PG13 - Fantasy, Action - Films based on video games don’t exactly have a sterling track record, but this should at least please FX-obsessed teens and anyone interested in ogling a bronzed, beefed-up Jake Gyllenhaal. 116 min. PRINCESS KA’UILANI - PG - Drama - Taking complex historical events and turning them into love stories is always a dicey proposition, but this Hawaii-set tale has generated a lot of buzz, both positive and negative. 130 min. ROBIN HOOD - PG13 - Action, Adventure - Yet another take on the legendary outlaw, this time with Russell Crowe in the title role. Safe to assume it’ll have all the

KUKUI MALL 1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm) KILLERS-PG13-THU 1:00, 3:15, 5:30, 7:45. FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00, 10:15. SUN 11:00, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00. MON-WED 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:00. PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME-PG13-THU 1:05, 3:35, 6:05, 8:35. FRI-SAT 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. SUN 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00. MON-WED 1:05, 3:35, 6:05, 8:35. SEX IN THE CITY 2-R-THU 1:00, 4:00, 7:00 SHREK FOREVER AFTER-PG-THU 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:40 THE A-TEAM-PG13-FRI-SAT 11:45, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. SUN 11:45, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15. MONWED 1:10, 3:40, 6:10, 8:40. THE KARATE KID-PG-FRI-SAT 11:00, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 10:00. SUN 11:00, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15. MONWED 1:00, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) GET HIM TO THE GREEK-R-THU (1:20, 1:50, 3:55, 4:25) 6:30, 7:00, 9:05, 9:35. FRI (1:20, 1:50, 3:55, 4:25) 6:30, 7:00, 9:05, 9:35. SAT-SUN (1:20, 1:50) 3:55, 4:25, 6:30, 7:00, 9:05, 9:35. MONWED (1:20, 1:50, 3:55, 4:25) 6:30, 7:00, 9:05, 9:35. HARIMAYA BRIDGE-Unrated-THU (12:15, 3:00, 5:45) 8:30 HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 3D-PG-THU (1:00, 3:30) 6:00, 8:30. FRI (1:00, 3:30) 6:00, 8:30. SATSUN (1:00) 3:30, 6:00, 8:30. SAT-SUN (1:00) 3:30, 6:00, 8:30. MON-WED (1:00, 3:30) 6:00, 8:30. IRON MAN 2-PG13-THU (12:30, 1:20, 1:50, 3:45, 4:15, 4:45) 6:45, 7:15, 7:45, 9:40. FRI (12:30, 3:45) 6:45, 9:40. SAT-SUN (12:30) 3:45, 6:45, 9:40. MON-WED (12:30, 3:45) 6:45, 9:40. KILLERS-PG13-THU (1:55, 4:20) 6:45, 9:10. FRI (1:55, 4:20) 6:45, 9:10. SAT-SUN (1:55) 4:20, 6:45, 9:10. MON-WED (1:55, 4:20) 6:45, 9:10. LETTERS TO JULIET-PG-THU (12:00, 2:30, 5:00) 7:30, 10:00. FRI (1:30) 7:05. SAT-SUN (1:30) 7:05. MON-WED (1:30) 7:05. PRINCESS KA’IULANI-PG-THU (1:45, 4:10) 6:35, 9:00. FRI (1:45, 4:10) 6:35, 9:00. SAT-SUN (1:45) 4:10, 6:35, 9:00. MON-WED (1:45, 4:10) 6:35, 9:00. ROBIN HOOD-PG13-THU (1:55, 5:00) 8:05. FRI (4:00) 9:30. SAT-SUN 4:00, 9:30. MON-WED (4:00) 9:30. SPLICE-R-THU (12:00, 2:30, 5:00) 7:30, 10:00. FRI (12:00, 2:30, 5:00) 7:30, 10:00. SAT-SUN (12:00, 2:30) 5:00, 7:30, 10:00. MON-WED (12:00, 2:30, 5:00) 7:30, 10:00. THE A-TEAM-PG13-FRI (12:15, 1:15, 3:00, 4:00, 5:45) 6:45, 8:30, 9:30. SAT-SUN (12:15, 1:15, 3:00) 4:00, 5:45, 6:45, 8:30, 9:30. MON-WED (12:15, 1:15, 3:00, 4:00, 5:45) 6:45, 8:30, 9:30. THE KARATE KID-PG-FRI (12:00, 1:30, 3:05, 4:35) 6:10, 7:40, 9:15. SAT-SUN (12:00, 1:30, 3:05) 4:35, 6:10, 7:40, 9:15. MON-WED (12:00, 1:30, 3:05, 4:35) 6:10, 7:40, 9:15.

joy and historical accuracy of Gladiator. 140 min. SEX AND THE CITY 2 - R - Comedy, Romance - Four narcissistic, horny, shopping-obsessed Manhattanites head for the North African desert— what could go wrong? 146 min. SHREK FOREVER AFTER (3D) - PG - Family, Animated - The final chapter in the Shrek saga finds our big green hero in an alternate universe where, presumably, wisecracking fairy-tale characters still make non-stop pop culture references. 93 min.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) KILLERS-PG13-THU (2:00, 4:30) 7:00, 9:30. FRI (2:00, 4:30) 7:00, 9:30. SAT-SUN (2:00) 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. MON-WED (2:00, 4:30) 7:00, 9:30. MARMADUKE-PG-THU (1:45, 4:15) 6:45, 9:15. FRI (1:45, 4:15) 6:45, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:45) 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. MON-WED (1:45, 4:15) 6:45, 9:15. PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME-PG13-FRI (1:00, 3:45) 6:30, 9:15. SAT-SUN (1:00) 3:45, 6:30, 9:15. MON-WED (1:00, 3:45) 6:30, 9:15. SHREK FOREVER AFTER-PG-THU (1:30, 4:00) 6:30, 9:00

SPLICE - R - Horror - Two scientists create a genetic abomination and grow to love it. Similar story has played out in trailer parks across the

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Picks

This Week's Picks Kam Do

Thursday (June 10), 7:30pm, Castle Theater, MACC, $25 - $65

Saturday (June 12), 10am parade / 9am - 5pm ho’olaule’a, Front St., Lahaina, Free

Now this is pop music—no glitter-splattered MTV videos or bisexual backup dancers. Rickie Lee Jones’s songcraft is pop before it became synonymous with 13-year-old girls with pink-streaked hair. Jones is a unique pop singer who sports an indie spirit that makes her tunes speak with a strong inner voice that feels as good to relate to as it sounds. I’m the kind of person (and I suspect there are lots of us out there) who will occasionally discover a breathtakingly fun, inspiring song and keep it on repeat until my iPod cries with boredom. Awarded my prestigious “Looped� award are Jones’s famous tracks “Chuck E’s in Love� and “Making Whoopee.� That commendation alone should be enough, but I suppose I’ll also mention that her singer-songwriter work earned her Grammy awards for Best New Artist, Best Jazz Performance and Best Pop Album. Tonight, Mauians luck out at the MACC, with Jones’s only Hawai’i performance. 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org [Sierra Brown]

~Proudly Presents~

WillIe K and his band

Tuesday

NIGHTS in June Show starts at 9pm $10 Cover

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Kamehameha the Great. Everyone knows this warrior king for having conquered the Hawaiian Islands with battlefield technologies of colonial introduction. While these days such a feat may not seem that a big deal, it must be reiterated that uniting the islands was no new ambition. Until 1810 it remained unattained—though not untried—and Hawaii’s last king, Kalakaua, called each endeavor until Kam, “disastrous attempts.� But what I find most beguiling of the Kam I myth are the mysterious omens rumored to surround his birth, foretelling his might. Legend says his mother hungered for and ate the eyeballs of nihui (tiger sharks, and perhaps even great whites), and that Haley’s comet would have scorched the sky around the time of his delivery. Too, earthquakes and strange white rainbows were reported, and moi are said to have feared and loathed the one prophesied to be “the killer of chiefs.� Today, with streets, statues and parades, you might never guess his name means “the lonely one.� Friday is his holiday and Saturday, Lahaina Town will celebrate with an annual parade and ho’olaule’a. Beautiful pa’u riders are the centerpiece, decorated with the flowers and colors representative of each—now unified—island. 808-667-9175, visitlahaina.com.

by Anu Yagi calendar@mauitime.com

Ninja Training, Please

All Right, All Right, All Right...

Saturday (June 12), 7pm, Castle Theater, MACC, $20 / $10 keiki 12 & under / $9 Kaunoa Seniors

Sunday (June 13), 6pm doors / 7:30pm show, Lahaina Civic Center, Free PHOTO BY QUEENS HALL

Japan might be known as a nation of techies now, but even before the technological universe’s exponential expansion (Tamaguchis anyone?), the Japanese were way cooler than we ever will be. OK, maybe cool isn’t the right word… but intriguing certainly is. We teach our kids to eat cheeseburgers, while their young ones train to be ninjas. All inappropriately stereotypical comments aside, Japan deserves credit for its low-tech musical expertise also—as manifest in the form of big ol’Taiko drums. Taiko players themselves are easy to spot, as their forearms are almost as muscular as their biceps. This muscle mass isn’t for nothin’. It’s the result of and means by which musicians beat their giant drums and create resounding rhythms that can shake you to your very core. Taiko can be performed by a solo artist or in a duet, making rainy forest sounds perfect for yoga meditation. Then there’s the Taiko we hear at summer Bon Dances— fast, unified and energizing. Get all the riveting action at the 11th Annual Taiko Festival, which joins together Maui’s popular Zenshin Daiko ensemble, along with San Jose Taiko of California and the Haijicho Drummers from Japan. 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org [SB]

Let me apologize, dear readers. Last week, for the sake of my ‘80s argument, I knowingly misstated that ‘90s styling is swiftly re-approaching. In fact, it’s already at the height of its comeback, as evidenced by the nauseating amount of faux flannel I see oozing out of Hot Topic. (Hey, we Kula kids—and Upcountrians one and all—have long stood by plaid’s perpetual cool and practicality. Teenie boppers would do best to leave it alone and start preparing for the return of the turn of the millennium by sewing some puffy vests.) Anyway… If you still haven’t gotten your fill of free films, The Fuzz Box has got your fix (plus free food and surprises), with ‘90s fan fave, Dazed and Confused (1993). If you’re confused—thinking, “Wait? That movie is set in the ‘70s?”—you’re correct! But think about it: It was in the ‘90s that the ‘70s started to see some of its revival, and this Richard Linklater film was one key factor. Dazed by whatever decade, whether our attachment to fashion or our love of movies like this, the sentiments are similar to David Wooderson’s (Matthew McConaughey) love of high school girls, in that we “get older, they stay the same…” (P.S. This Pick was typed using Microsoft Word Perfect.) 808-495-0099

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Calendar

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS RICKIE LEE JONES - Thu, Jun 10. Rickie Lee, one of the most talented singer-songwriters of her time, makes her only appearance in Hawai’i at the MACC, where she will perform a blend of pop, jazz and blues. See This Week’s Picks for more. $25-$65. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Wy., Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org MAUI ROOTS FESTIVAL - Sat, Jun 12. Good Vibez & Q103 proudly present the Maui Roots Festival, sponsored by MauiTime, featuring the debut appearance of Italian reggae superstar, Alboroise, to the island of Maui. Alborosie has been selling out international venues, and will be performing at some of the biggest reggae festivals in the US this summer. See Arts & Entertainment for more with Alborosie. $27 advance. 4-10 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center, Honaopilani Hwy, Lahaina; 808-661-4685; http://www.gvpconcerts.com

TACO TUESDAY - Tue, Jun 15. Every Tuesday at Charley’s is Taco Tuesday, and you won’t want to miss the $2.50 tacos, and $3 Mexican beers. 5-10 p.m. Charley’s Restaurant, 142 Hana Hwy., Paia NA HOALOHA-NEIGHBORS HELPING NEIGHBORS - Wed, Jun 16. During the month of June, Buzz’s Wharf Restaurant will donate 10 percent of food sales on Wednesdays to Na Hoaloha-Neighbors Helping Neighbors. The Wailuku non-profit recruits voluneers to help seniors remain in their homes and independent. Buzz’s Wharf; 808-244-5426

11TH ANNUAL TAIKO FESTIVAL WITH ZENSHIN DAIKO - Sat, Jun 12. Enjoy the exciting rhythms of Japanese taiko drumming with Hajicho Drummers from Japan, San Jose Taiko from California and Maui’s popular ensemble, Zenshin Daiko. See This Week’s Picks for more. $20. 7 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Wy., Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org

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11TH ANNUAL MAUI FILM FESTIVAL AT WAILEA AND THE MACC - Daily. Screenings of acclaimed films take place at the MACC in two theaters and on the big screen in Wailea. Enjoy celebrity tributes, filmmaker panels and special events around Wailea. For a complete festival schedule, check MauiFilmFestival.com. $11. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Wy., Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org

4 FATHERS & 4 SONS: HAWAIIAN MUSICAL FAMILIES - Sat, Jun 19. This one-of-a-kind evening will begin with each father-son duo performing in their unique family style, including slack key guitar, ‘ukulele, vocal harmonies and falsetto melodies. Round two will offer a lively competition between the four seasoned fathers and four exuberant sons as they vie for audience approval and applause. $25. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org

STAGE CIRQUE POLYNESIA - Mon-Sat. It’s Circue du Soleil meets Polynesian hula with amazing high-wire acts, aerial acrobatics and illusions, and mind-boggling contortionist and balancing-acts. Call for their Kama’aina special. Starting at $62; deals for kids. 6 p.m. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali; 808-667-4540; http://maui.hyatt.com

FOODIE BENEFIT NIGHT FOR THE BIRDS - Fri, Jun 11. On these “pint nights”, the Brewery will donate a portion of its profits from the pints and the pizza special sold that night from 6pm to midnight. The money will go directly to projects that focus on saving the birds. No Cover. 6 p.m. Maui Brewing Company, 4405 Honoapiilani Hwy. #217, Lahaina; 808-5730280; www.mauiforestbirds.org KI-AIKIDO KIDS’ PROGRAM PIZZA NIGHT FUNDRAISER IN PAIA - Tue, Jun 15. A portion of the proceeds of every pizza sold during that time will go to the non-profit martial arts group that takes dedicated high school-age Ki-Aikido students to train in Japan at the annual World Camp. No Cover. 5-10 p.m. The Flatbread Co., 89 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808-244-5165; www.hawaiikiaikido.org & www.curtissensei.com MAUI FILM FESTIVAL: OPENING NIGHT TWILIGHT RECEPTION - Wed, Jun 16. Unique, inventive, and delicious selections complimented by refreshing Stella Artois beer, Ocean vodka cocktails, and Hawaiian Springs Water, the Official Water of the 2010 Maui Film Festival. Enjoy the spectacular sunset view and Live Music Special Surprise. Includes admission to celestial cinema. $120 Advance; $150 on June 16th. 5:30-7 p.m. Capische?, 555 Kaukahi St., Kihei; 808879-2224; http://twitter.com/mauifilmfest MAUI FILM FESTIVAL: STARRY NIGHT MOONDANCE - Known as the festival’s hottest dance party, attendees

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will enjoy appetizers from the kitchen of Tommy Bahama’s Topical Café, complemented by libations courtesy of Tommy Bahama Rum and Stella Artois and hydrated by Hawaiian Springs Water. Dance Music by DJ magnifique. $60 advance; $75 June 16th. 10 p.m.-1 a.m. Tommy Bahama Cafe at The Shops at Wailea, 3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea; 808-891-6770; http://www.shopsatwailea.com

THE 11TH ANNUAL MAUI FILM FESTIVAL - Daily screenings of acclaimed films at both MACC and in Wailea. Lots of parties, tributes & special events as well. See this week’s cover story for full festival information. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauifilmfestival.com

MAUI YOUTH PHILHARMONIC BENEFIT DINNER AND CONCERT - Sun, Jun 20. The Maui Youth Philharmonic Orchestra, Uluwehi Guerrero, Honolulu’s Lifen Anthony Club Quintent, and seventeen-year old cello prodigy Riana Anthony will join together to perform. Later in the evening, the Latin Project from Shanghai, Asia’s premier Salsa and live jazz band will perform. $75 or $700 for a table of 8. 5:30 p.m. Maui Tropical Plantation, 1670 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku; 808-244-7643; www.mauitropicalplantation.com 19TH ANNUAL KI HO’ALU FESTIVAL - Sun, Jun 27. Bring the lawn chairs or roll out a blanket on the lawn to enjoy an all-star line-up of Hawai‘i’s best slack key guitar musicians, performing for the whole ‘ohana (family). Free. 2-6 p.m. Events Lawn, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org DISNEY’S ALADDIN, JR. - Daily. Performed by MAPA’s Sum’R Musical Theatre Camp students. Performances are July 1 & 2 at 7pm, July 3, 10, 11 at 2pm and July 3 at 5pm. $8-12. 7-8 p.m. Steppingstone Playhouse, 275 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-244-8760; http://www.mauiacademy.org FAT FREDDY’S DROP - Sat, Jul 3. Fat Freddy’s Drop is landing in Maui from the first time all the way from New Zealand, where their album, “Based on a true story,” enjoyed the #1 spot on the NZ album charts in 2005. Throw together their three-piece horn section, tenor and alto sax, trumpet and trombone to create an unstoppable “high tek soul” band. $25 advance. 7 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Wy., Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org SOUTH PACIFIC - Every Sun, Thu, Fri & Sat. Enjoy an enchanted evening under the stars at Maui Academy of Performing Arts’ production of the Rodgers & Hammerstein classic at Maui Tropical Plantation. Bring blankets or low chairs for lawn

seating. $18-$35. 7:30-10 p.m. Maui Tropical Plantation, 1670 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu; 808-2448760; http://www.mauiacademy.org MAUI CALLS - Fri, Aug 13. This annual MACC benefit gala features gourmet dishes prepared on site by Hawai’is top chefs, fine wine tasting, live musical entertainment and dancing, silent and live auctions, and door prize drawings. $175-$500. 6-10 p.m. Events Lawn, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org ULUWEHI GUERRERO CONCERT - Sat, Sep 4. Kaulupono Music proudly presents Maui’s own Kumu Hula and Na Hoku Hanohano Awar-Winning male Vocalist Uluwehi Guerrero and Halu Hula Kauluokala in “Na Mele O Ku’u Pu’uwai,” Songs of My Heart. $25-$40. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Wy., Kahului; 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org

ANNOUNCEMENTS SOMOS AMIGOS - Do you like fiestas? Then sign up as a crafter, Hispanic food vendor, or nonprofit to help host this fun festival that is expecting at least 15,000 visitors throughout the day on Saturday, September 18th from 10 am- 3 pm. Email Ms. Okamura at jennifer.okamura@meoinc.org. Free. Maui Mall, 70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808249-2990; http://www.mauimall.com FACES OF HAWAII PHOTO PORTRAIT COMPETITION - In 2010, HI Art Magazine & idspace will once again be holding a photography competition portraying Hawaii’s faces. Winners will be compiled into a book, Faces of Hawaii, Volume 3. Entries are due on or before July 25, 2010. www.hiartmagazine.com. WANTED: ARTISTS: MAUI CRAFTS GUILD - The gallery features ceramics, basket-weaving, textiles, jewelry, glass, woodwork and other crafts. However, ceramics or jewelry are not being accepted at this time. Visit the gallery to fill out an application and submit artwork. Maui Crafts Guild, 69 Hana Hwy., Paia; 808579-9697; http://www.mauicraftsguild.com

EVENTS THURSDAY, JUN 10 THURSDAY NIGHT YOUTH GROUP - Get together at Hope Chapel North Shore in the Haiku Cannery for a time of food, fun and fellowship. If you are between 9-18 then this is the place to come and make quality friends. Free. Hope Chapel North Shore, 810 Haiku Rd, Haiku; 808-575-2650; http:// www.hopechapelnorthshore.org

FRIDAY, JUN 11 KARAOKE - Sing on stage. Free. 6-8 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; http://www. queenkaahumanucenter.com STARGAZING CRUISE - Join Pacific Whale Foundation for a stargazing cruise featuring professional astronomer Harriet Witt. Learn about the stars and enjoy appetizers, refreshments, and up to 3 alcoholic beverages per adult with valid ID $49.95 for adults, $39.95 children ages 3-12. 8-10 p.m. Pacific Whale Foundation, Lahaina Harbor, Lahaina; 808249-8811 ext. 1; www.pacificwhale.org/ecocruises WO HING MUSEUM AFTER DARK - Let the lights from the Wo Hing Museum draw you in for its special Friday hours of 1 to 8pm. With its usual day time hours 10am to 4pm, visitors have the unique opportunity to visit the museum and temple at night. $2 General Admission, kids 12 and under free. 1-8 p.m. Wo Hing Temple Museum, 858 Front St., Lahaina; 808-661-3262; http://www.lahainarestoration.org

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Upcountry Sunday 2-5 pm; $7

TUE - Willie K 9pm; $10 WED - Ladies Night $10

355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011

Live Music and Dancing after 9pm

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE 4465 Honoapiilani Hwy, Lahaina - 669-8889

CASANOVA

Casanuevo Tango 7:30 pm ; $5

House of Roots and Pacific Vibes 10 pm ; $10

Hawaiian Mix DJs 10 pm; $10

CHARLEY’S

Wavetrain $5; 9:30 pm

Free Fridays w/ DJ Boomshot 10pm

Manao Roadshow $7 10 pm

Ryan Palma

Dave Carroll

Dave Carroll

Ryan Palma

MON - Peter DeAguino TUE - Live Jazz WED - Whaleshark

DJ 10 pm

Fish Tank and Kanekoa 10pm

All Access DJ - 10pm

Gina Martinelli Band - 6pm

MON - DJ ;TUE- Open Mic; WED - DJ

Quiz Night 8pm

Jarod 10 pm

The Farmers 10pm

Billy & Bad Dogs

MON - Jordan; TUE - Fiasco WED - Jessica & Friends

Bad Kitty

Homestead

Pool Tournament

MON - Open Mic Night; WED - Stealth Hippopotamus

DJ Music 9pm-2am

Karaoke

TUE - Pool Tournament WED - Ladies Night / DJ Dance Party

Crunch Pups and Open Mic; 9pm

Juke Box 6 pm

MON - Juke Box TUES - Crunch Pups WED Kenny Roberts

1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE

Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908, no cover, all sets 7:30-10pm

DIAMONDS ICE BAR

1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

EHA’S POOL BAR

1234 Lower Main, Wailuku - 242-1177

RITZ CARLTON

Crazy Fingers 10pm

One Ritz Carlton Dr., Kapalua - 669-6200

Angie Carr Piano 5-8 pm

GIAN DON’S

1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041

GREEN LEAF SPORTS BAR 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

HANG LOOSE LOUNGE 333 Dairy Rd., Kahalui - 877-6284

Karaoke Travis 8 pm

Kanaka Jams 7pm

ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Join Pacific Whale Foundation for very special whalewatch cruise, featuring cocktails, appetizers, and music, hosted by local reggae star Marty Dread. $49.95. 5-7 p.m. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Discovery Center, 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 211, Wailuku; 808249-8811 ext. 1; www.pacificwhale.org/ecocruises

Northwest Special Qualifier qualifies the top 33% per age group for the USAT Age Group National Campionship in Tuscaloosa, AL on Sept. 25, 2010. Courses: 1.5 K Swim Course, 40 K Bike Course, 10 K Run Course. Individuals: $145, Team: $185. 6 a.m. Wailea Beach Marriot Resort & Spa, 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea; 808922-6611; http://www.usatnationalevents.org

SATURDAY, JUN 12

30TH ANNUAL UPCOUNTRY AG. FAIR 2ND DAY - Day two of this Upcountry mainstay, featuring festivities for the whole ‘ohana. Free Admission, $5 parking. 8 a.m.4 p.m. Oskie Rice Field & Arena, Olinda Rd., Makawao

NA KAMEHAMEHA PA`U PARADE & HO`OLAULE`A The community parade includes marching bands, floats and more, all honoring King Kamehameha the Great’s families. An awards ceremony and arts festival take place at Banyan Tree Park with island food and crafts, pa`u dressing and riding demonstrations, plus Hawaiian entertainment. See This Week’s Picks for more. Free. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Banyan Tree Park, 649 Wharf St., Lahaina; (888) 310-1117, 808-669-9175; www.visitlahaina.com FATHER’S DAY CELEBRATION - Celebrate Dad’s special day. Free. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-8773369; http://www.queenkaahumanucenter.com L’AMOUR BRIDAL BOUTIQUE GRAND OPENING Inviting family, friends and all to our grand opening. Especially family and friends who are planning an upcoming wedding or event. Join us for a fun day with DJ Dave Mason, prize drawings and prize give aways. Free. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. L’amour Bridal Boutique, 333 Dairy Rd. #203, Kahului; 808-214-1955; http://twtvite.com/lamourbridalboutique UNCLE DIRTY AND STEVE MONROE - Free Music and benefit for Maui County Family Services. Fun for the whole family. 12 p.m.-2 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, Center Stage, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-877-3369; http:// www.queenkaahumanucenter.com 30TH ANNUAL UPCOUNTRY AG. FAIR - Maui County 4H Championships & Auction, Maui Farm Bureau Farmer’s Market, Keiki Horseshow, Rodeo & Bull Bash, Maui Crafts & Boutiques, Keiki Games, Entertainment. Free Admission, $5 parking. 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Oskie Rice Field & Arena, Olinda Rd., Makawao SECOND SATURDAY ART - Monthly art activities for keiki. ashley@mauithing.com. Free. 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Maui Thing, 7 N. Market St., Wailuku; 808-249-0215

SUNDAY, JUN 13 INAUGURAL SOUTH MAUI TRIATHALON - The Pacific

TUE - Danyell Alana 9pm

DINNER MUSIC

MASTERS OF HAWAIIAN SLACK KEY GUITAR SERIES WITH GRAMMY-WINNER GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR. AND HAWAII’S TOP SLACK KEY ARTISTS - Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Series with Grammy-winner George Kahumoku Jr. and Hawaii’s top slack key artists. $39.99. 7:30 p.m. Napili Kai Beach Resort, 5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Napili; 808-669-6271; http://www.napilikai.com

West Maui

ART MEET THE ARTISTS - Daily. The Four Seasons’ resident artist will be on hand to discuss his or her work. Free. 8:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Four Seasons Resort, 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea; 808-874-8000; www.fourseasons.com/maui/

MAKAWAO TOWN JAMBOREE - Sponsored by Makawao Town Merchants Association. Mike Carroll’s Community Service house band, other musicians will play outdoors “under the stars”. Free. 5-8 p.m. across from Rodeo General Store, 808357-4943; rc@mauifuturearts.org FREE SCREENING OF “DAZED AND CONFUSED” - School is out for summer! Remember your own coming of age (or celebrate anew) with this classic flick., brought to your free (with free food and surprises) by The Fuzz Box. See This Week’s Picks for more. Free. Lahaina Civic Center, Lahaina; 808-495-0099

WEDNESDAY, JUN 16

GAYLEN HANSEN: THREE DECADES OF PAINTINGS - Daily (except Sun & Mon). Traces the evolution of Hansen’s narrative paintings which encompass the landscape of the rural West. Free. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Schaefer International Gallery, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului; 808242-7469; www.mauiarts.org

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CANOES - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6 p.m.; Fri, Howard Ahia 5:30-8 p.m. 1450 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-0937. DUKES BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon, Tue & Wed, Damien & Edee 6-8 p.m.; Thu, Ernie and Miles 3-5 p.m.; Thu, Garrett Probst 6-8 p.m.; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Jack Oversized Productions 6-8 p.m.; Every Sun & Sat, Edee and Mondo 3-5 p.m.; Sun, Ernie & Miles 6-8 p.m.; Every Mon, Tue & Wed, Brian and Damon 3-5 p.m. 130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina, 808-662-2900. HULA GRILL - Tue, Ernest Pua’a Hawaiian Trio 4-9 p.m.; Wed, Ernest Pua’a 2-4 p.m.; Wed, Ernest Pua’a Hawaiian and Friends 6:30-9 p.m.; Thu, Ernest Pua’a 2-4 p.m.; Fri, Ernest Pua’a and Kawika Lum Ho 11:30 a.m.-4 p.m.; Sat, Oren and JR 4-6 p.m.; Sun, Derrick Sebastian Trio 6:30-9 p.m.; Mon, Ernest Pua 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m.; Mon, Derick Sebastian and Josh Kahula 6:30-9 p.m.; Tue, Jarret Roback 2-4 p.m. Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy., Bldg P, Lahaina, 808-667-6636.

Calendar Listings

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Sun, Brian Cuomo 7 p.m.; Mon, Guest Performer 7 p.m.; Fri, Guest Performer 7 p.m. 3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai , 808-667-0787.

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LAHAINA CAFE - Fri, Alex L Calma 7-9 p.m. 843 Wainee St., Lahaina, .

MONDAY, JUN 14 BRACO - through Jun 16. Braco’s “Gaze of Miracles” is purported to have astounding healing powers. For just $8 and 5-8 minutes of silent gazing with this Eastern European guru, you can find out for yourself. Sessions at 11am/12:30pm/3:30pm/5pm/6pm. $8. Studio Maui, 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku; globalmediaproductions.com HULA SHOW - 10 a.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului; 808-8773369; http://www.queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUESDAY, JUN 15 BLOOD DRIVE - A single donation can help save the lives of up to 3 people. The donation process is safe and usually takes about an hour, but the actual collection of blood only lasts five to eight minutes. Free. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Latter-Day Saints Cultural Hall, 808-874-4710

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THE GREAT NAPKIN DOODLE - Daily. Support Maui non-profit Keiki Cupboard by purchasing napkin-art masterworks created by over 25 Maui artists. Selected pieces will be displayed through July (and online). 11-12 a.m. South Shore Tiki Lounge, Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-874-6444; http://www.mauitime.com/Articles-i-2010-06-03-73523.113117_ The_Great_Napkin_Doodle.html WOW - Wed, Jun 16. Wailea on Wednesdays presents live island music, gallery receptions, artist appearances and more. The Shops at Wailea, 3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea; 808-897-6770 x2; http:// www.shopsatwailea.com ART NIGHT - Fri, Jun 11. Stroll through Lahaina Town’s many art galleries. Special gallery shows, featured artists-in-action and refreshments. Each week features a different guest artist. Featured artists this week include the Twins, whose work will be on display. Free. 8 p.m. Lahaina Town, 808- 661-6284

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9 p.m.; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:309 p.m.; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9 p.m.; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-0700. LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Sat, Jd & Harry 2:305 p.m.; Sun, Kilohana 2:30-5 p.m.; Fri, The J.D on the Rocks Band 2:30-5 p.m. Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J, Ka’anapali, (808) 661-4495. LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8 p.m. 100 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, 808-667-1200. MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8 p.m.; Mon, The Benoits 5:30-8 p.m.; Tue, David Choy 5:30-8 p.m. 1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina, 808-669-6400. MULLIGAN’S AT THE WHARF - Fri, Irish Aloha Fridays 7-9 p.m. Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-661-8881.

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Jah Residentz 9 pm - 1:30 am

Karaoke 9pm - 1:30am

MON - Karaoke; TUES - DJ Chiselberry WED - Open Mic

Sonido Inspiracion Latino 9:30pm

Official Alborosie After Party 9:30 pm

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MON through WED - Karaoke

JAVA JAZZ

Renee Alonso No Cover, 7pm - Close

Guest Performer No Cover, 7pm - Close

Farzad & Mike Madden No Cover, 7pm - Close

Brian Cuomo No Cover, 7pm - Close

MON - Guest Performer, No Cover, 7pm - Close TUE - WED - Rene Alonzo, No Cover, 7pm - Close

KAHALE’S

Vince Esquire

Kenny Roberts

Eight Track Players

Kahala

MON, TUE, WED - Da-Ha-Y-Ns

KIMOS

Hula Honeys 6 - 8:30 pm

Barefoot Minded 8-10 pm

Fausto & Kawika No Cover, 8pm

Willie K 3-5 pm

Mon, Tues, Wed- Sam Ahia No Cover, 6:30pm-8:30pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi

Karaoke & Dancing w/ Aunty Toddy Lilikoi

LONGHI’S LAHAINA

Crazy Fingers 9pm; No Cover Karaoke 7:30-11pm

MON - SIN Night ; WED - Karaoke 7:30-11pm

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

Rampage - 9 pm

HARD ROCK CAFE

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA

515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199

3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787

1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei 875-7711

845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S KIHEI

1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944

Live Salsa Band DJ Latin Top 40; 8pm-2am

Gay Pride Dance Pary 10 pm

DJ Top 40 10 pm

The Story 10 pm; Cover

X-Clusive Saturdays $10, 10pm-2am

MON - Service Industry Night; TUES- Dolla Balla Night!

Garrett Probst 10 pm

WED - Open Mic Night No Cover, 10 pm

DJ Nadi 9:30 pm

WED - Benoits 7:30 - 9:30 pm

LULU’S LAHAINA

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MAUI BREWING CO.

Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474

MOANA CAFE

71 Baldwin Ave., Paia - 579-9999

Sabrina 7:30-9:30 pm

Kimo 7:30- 9:30 pm

DJ Pete 90X No Cover, 9pm - 12am

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8644

MOOSE MCGILLYCUDDY’S 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758

The Ringo Show 9pm

UniFires 9pm

Dolla Drinks 9pm

TUE - Dolla Drinks; WED - Dub Fire

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Sat, Jazz on the Green 7-10 p.m.; Fri, Jawaiian Music 7-10 p.m. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, 808-669-9600.

Rumba 4 a.m.-6 p.m.; Mon, Kanoa of Gomega 4-6 a.m.; Thu, Erin Smith 4-6 p.m. Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-6444.

Hwy., Paia, 808-579-9130.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, Greg DiPiazza 6-8 p.m.; Tue, Ah Tim Elenicki 5:30-8 p.m. 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, 808-661-8881.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Wed, Cyrus Clark 4-6 p.m.; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6 p.m.; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6 p.m.; Mon, Tom Cherry and Mike Finkiewicz 4-6 p.m.; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6 p.m. 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei, 808-874-3779.

MAX WORLD BISTRO - Fri, Goody and the Kit 6-9 p.m.; Every Tue & Wed, Brooks Maguire 6:30-9 p.m. Ha’iku Town Center, 810 Kokomo Rd., Ha’iku, 808-575-2629.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Every Sun, Mon, Wed & Thu, Andrew Kaina 7-9 p.m.; Every Tue & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9 p.m. 5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili, 808-669-1500. TIAJUANA’S CANTINA - Wed, Tableside Magic with Brenton Keith 6-9 p.m. 2291 Kaanapali Pkwy., Lahaina, (808) 667-4080.

South Maui BEACH BUM’S BAR & GRILL - Wed, Blues Brews & BBQ 5-9 p.m.; Every Mon, Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5 p.m.; Fri, Tom Cherry/Mike F 5-9 p.m.; Sun, Kaleo 5-9 p.m.; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8 p.m. 300 Maalaea Rd. #1M, Wailuku, 808-243-2286. CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10 p.m.; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10 p.m. 555 Kaukahi St., Kihei, 808-879-2224. DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Billy & The Bad Dogs 4-7 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-875-9669. FIVE PALMS RESTAURANT - Sun, Brian Cuomo 7 p.m. 2960 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-879-2607. GIAN DON’S - Fri, Angie Carr 5-8 p.m.; Sun, Curt Lee & Louise Lambert 5-8 p.m.; Thu, Jeff New Island Style Music 5-8 p.m. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-874-4041. HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Wed, Jordan Cudworth 4-8 p.m.; Every Mon & Thu, Junior Lacuesta 4-8 p.m.; Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8 p.m.; Sat, Ryan Robinson and Wolf 4-7 p.m.; Sun, Dan and Ann 5-8 p.m.; Every Tue & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8 p.m. 1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E, Kihei, 808-891-8010. LONGHI’S WAILEA - Sat, Longhi’s. The Shops at Wailea, 3750 Wailea Alanui , Wailea, 808-891-8883. MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Sat, Jazz on the Blue 7-10 p.m.; Sun, The Celtic Tigers 6:30-9 p.m.; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Willie K 6:30-8 p.m. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, 808-874-1131. SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Fri, Mango Pickers 4-6 p.m.; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6 p.m.; Sun, Viva La

HANA HOU CAFE - Mon-Fri, Hana Hou Cafe 6-9 p.m. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku, 808-575-2661.

MOANA BAKERY & CAFE - Wed, Phil & Angela Benoit 6:30-8 p.m.; Tue, Open-Mic 7-11 p.m. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 808-579-9999.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Taqueria Cruz. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112, Kihei, 808-875-2910. TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE - Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9 p.m.; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9 p.m.; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:309 p.m.; Every Sun & Wed, Merv Oana 5:30-9 p.m. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., Kihei, 808-875-9983.

RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA - Daily, The Lounge.

Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa 200 Nohea Kai Dr., 808-661-1234.

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CARY & EDDIE’S HIDEAWAY RESTAURANT - Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Friends of Bryan 5:30 p.m.; Every Thu, Fri & Sat, Menehune Music and Bryan and Friends 8-11 p.m.; Sun, Fausto’s Guitar 9 a.m.-1 p.m.; Every Tue & Sat, Francois’ Piano 5 p.m. 500 N. Puunene Ave., Kahului, 808-873-6555. MAIN STREET BISTRO - Every Thu & Fri, Rythm & Blues with Freedom 5 p.m.-7 a.m. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, 808-244-6816.

UpCountry Maui CAFE DES AMIS - Wed, Stone Violets 6:30-9 p.m.; Wed, Cafe Des Amis. 42 Baldwin Ave., Paia, 808-579-6323. GREEN BANANA CAFE - Every Tue, Thu & Sat, Polynesian Dance Coffee Luau 6 p.m. 137 Hana

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CAFE O’LEI AT THE DUNES AT MAUI LANI - Every Fri & Sat, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:30-8 p.m.; Thu, Reiko Fukina 5:30-8 p.m. 1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului, 808-877-0073.

NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Sat, Coelho Morrison 7-9 p.m.; Sun, Andrew Kaina 7-9 p.m.; Thu, Kincaid Basques and Albert Kaiana 6:30-9 p.m. ALALOA LOUNGE - Every Fri & Sat, Live entertainment 8-12 p.m.

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Napili Kai Beach Resort - 5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd., 808-669-6271.

SPICE AND RICE - Thu, The “Trouble Makers” 7-10 p.m. 824 Kokomo Rd., Haiku, 575-2770.

West Maui

TRADEWINDS POOLSIDE CAFE - Thu, Island Favorites 6-9 p.m.; Fri, Girls Night Out 6-9 p.m.; Sat, Clasic Rock 6-9 p.m.; Sun, Crunch Pups 6-9 p.m.; Mon, Bobby Ingraham 6-9 p.m.; Tue, Mike and Mark 6-9 p.m. 2259 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, 808-891-8860.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Wed, Desmond Yap 5:30-9 p.m.; Sun, Miles Ahead Duo 8-11 a.m.; Daily, Solo guitarists and sunset hula dancers 5:30-8 p.m.

UMALU - Daily, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-6 p.m.; Daily (except Wed), Live Music 7-9 p.m.; Thu, Off Tomorrow 6-9 p.m.; Daily (except Wed), Live Music 4-6 p.m. Kaanapali Beach Club - 104 Kaanapali Shores, 808-6612000.

OHANA BAR & GRILL - Every Sun, Thu & Sat, Torch Lighting Ceremony 5:30-9 p.m.; Every Wed & Thu, Live Music 5:30-9 p.m. Kaanapali Beach Hotel - 2525 Kaanapali Pkwy., (808) 661-0011. KANAEHELE ROOM - Daily (except Sun & Mon), “Kupanaha: Maui Magic for All Ages” Kanehele Room 4:30-7 p.m. TIKI BAR & GRILL - Daily, Music by Lanui 6-9 p.m.; Daily, Hula Show 6:30-7 p.m.; Thu, Daniel Palakiko 6-9 p.m.; Every Sun & Mon, Kealaoka’ (Jason Fundang) 6-9 p.m.; Every Tue & Wed, Leo Kane 6-9 p.m. TIKI TERRACE RESTAURANT - Sun, Ka’anapali Champagne Brunch 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Marriot Maui Ocean Club - 100 Nohea Kai Dr., 808667-1200.

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Volunteering on Vacation, a free program offered by Pacific Whale Foundation, help save unique ecosystems at Maui Coastal Land Trust in Waihee. Weed out invasive plants or help with other tasks. 7:45 a.m.-noon. Get a free Volunteering on Vacation tote bag for your efforts. Call 249-8811 ext. 1 for reservations. Free. 7:30 a.m.-12 p.m. Pacific Whale Foundation, 300 Ma’alaea Rd., Ste. 211, Wailuku; 808-249-8811 ext. 1; www.pacificwhale.org

KANAHA BEACH PROJECT - Tue, Jun 15. Join group leader Val Magee in helping restore the natural landscape as part of Pacific Whale Foundation’s “Volunteering on Vacation” program (though you don’t have to be a visitor to participate). Kanaha Beach Park, 808-249-8811; http://www.co.maui.hi.us/Facilities. aspx?Page=detail&RID=101

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SAVE THE FOREST FROM THE TREES - Sun, Jun 13. The Pacific Whale Foundation is hosting a group of ten volunteers to pull invasive pine trees near Hosmers Grove. Transportation is provided. Hosmer’s Grove, Haleakala National Park, 808-856-8341 SOUTH MAUI COASTAL VOLUNTEERS - Mon, Jun 14. Hoaloha’aina group welcomes volunteers to maintain South Maui Coastal Heritage Trail stretch weekly on Mondays by picking up litter, removing alien species and to do native plantings.Reserve at 808-264-1798 HOALOHA ‘AINA - Mon, Jun 14. Through Volunteering on Vacation, a free program offered by Pacific Whale Foundation, help maintain a South Maui ocean-side trail, pick up litter and remove invasive species. 7:30 to 9:30 a.m. Get a free Volunteering on Vacation tote bag for your efforts. Call 249-8811 ext. 1 to sign up. Free. 7:30-9 a.m. South Maui Beach Parks, 808-249-8811 ext. 1; www.pacificwhale.org WHALE WATCHING AT HARBOR PLAZA - Mon, Jun 14. Spot Humpback whales and interpret their aweinspiring behaviors. Free. 9:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. Maui Ocean Center, 192 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma`alaea; 808-2707000; www.mauioceancenter.com FINS & FLIPPERS TOUR PACKAGE - Mon, Jun 14. Enjoy a guided tour along with a supervised feeding of the animals at Hammerhead Harbor and Turtle Lagoon. $10. 11:30 a.m. Maui Ocean Center, 192 Ma’alaea Rd., Ma`alaea; 808-270-7000; www.mauioceancenter.com THE FRAGILITY OF HAWAI’S CORAL REEFS - Mon, Jun 14. “Coral Reefs”: a lecture regarding Hawaii’s coral reefs, its reef fish, and other facts about this fragile ecosystems. Free. 2-3 p.m. Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary Education Center, 726 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei; 808-879-2818 ext. 23 WAIKEKENA FOUNDATION WORKDAY - Tue. Bring your gloves, lunch and some sun-screen to the Haiku Community Center to join on of their workdays involving native plantings at cultural site. Haiku Community Center, Alex Bode, 808-283-0738

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ike a punch to the skull, everything suddenly went black. As my office eMac groaned like a distant, dying whale, my desk fan offered a final, plaintive pitter. Even the scuttle of the Blattaria B-52s ceased, and with them I stood utterly still. Wailuku power failures are nothing new at the MauiTime office, but this was my first in the dead of night. Alone. Even the glow of my cell phone seemed smothered and weak and the next nearest light came through the window, amber pinpricks from far across the isthmus. Eyes straining against the pure pitch, my ears labored even harder for the creak of the serial killer I was certain would charge through the door at any moment. Yes, my imagination is active—and I blame the movies. In as quick a moment as the lights had gone out, my mind flashed every cinematic cliche. Masked accomplices snipped wires with hedge cutters while a deranged humanoid, more scar tissue than skin, lurked in the hallway ready to pounce. I’d put up an epic fight—my samurai training put finally to good use—but she’d inevitably slurp out my organs and make a cape out of my flesh. In the ink of early dawn, she’d carefully craft a mobile (showing her sensitive side) out of my bones, which she’d picked clean between her filed-sharp teeth. Why? Not because tired journalists in need of a shower are particularly tasty, but because she was my secret, long lost, conjoined twin! We’d been separated at birth—me being the less ugly of the two— the doctors discarding her out of superstition (this was the ‘80s, after all). Raised in the injection well underworld by mutant monk seals, she learned of ancient black magic that would restore her place in humanity (eating me, of course). At least in death, I would both save the world and have the last laugh— because everyone knows if you eat someone with leukemia you’ll get blood cancer and die too. Her one weakness is that MauiTime does not have circ in the injection wells, or she would have read all my yammer about cancer. Boo-yah! But seriously… Once my mental movie had played through, there was still my real-life situation. I know I am not alone in being highly incompetent in and afraid of the dark, but the degree of my ineptness

is prize-winning. What to do? My first thought shot toward my two swords leaning up against the bookshelf. I actually ambled toward them, thinking of a waza set in darkness, where you extend the tip of the blade out to the far side of you, tap gently to mislead your opponent with sound and strike fast with a keisa cut to the jugular. My evil conjoined twin may not exist, but airplane-sized cockroaches do. In attempting to creep quietly toward my wooden bokken blades, I discovered I am crap at cerebral cartography. Tripping all over myself in a space I should know well, I made enough ruckus to sound as if I were being attacked—and any notion of samurai suave swiftly evaporated. I opted instead for the worst cliché of all: calling my boyfriend. He was in the midst of working on a real story about injection wells for our island’s daily pub, and while sympathetic to me being scared, was slightly annoyed that I was sputtering about imaginary serial killers while he was on hard deadline. But with someone on the phone I had the courage to work my way to the hall (admittedly flaring my nostrils for the slightest stench of rotting flesh). Just then, the electricity came back on and my fan sputtered to life. The eMac beeped like a baby dolphin who’d been struck in the head by a boat. Though no more than a few minutes had passed, I was a flood lamp of joy. Again there was light, and it was good. Grabbing my bag, I rushed to set the office alarm and escape as quickly as possible. There was still work to be done, but a beer and the boob tube were in order. Maybe there’d be a good scary movie on. ■

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sign.language.astrology@gmail.com GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) You’ve never let others’ labels truly limit who you can be and what you’re capable of. In fact, if someone tells you you’re too young, too (fe)male, too anything, you’ll usually go out of your way to prove them wrong. What’s astonishing, ironically, is the way you’ll let self-imposed definitions restrict you in ways you’d never otherwise allow. These labels (and their artificial limitations) are no more valid than the ones you rightfully reject when they come from others. But you believe in them nevertheless. Take a step outside yourself and realize they’re just as worthy of rejection and contradiction—then the next time you almost decide there’s something you can’t do, go out of your way to prove yourself wrong.

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If you were to cut apart your clothing, and recombine it into new pieces incorporating several of the original items, you’d mostly end up with a messy patchwork jumble—but probably a couple really cool, original things that were far superior to what you started with. This week, your semi-random experimentation is likely to result in a whole lot of chaff, but a couple sparkling gems. That’s just how it is sometimes. Have faith that these rare treasures make all the “wasted” time and resources worthwhile. Sometimes “squandering” your energy and stuff is the only way to get to that good shit—this week, my dear, is one of those times.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Biting off more than you can chew has often been your modus operandi. Usually, you’re able to rise to the challenge and become a better, stronger, and more capable person. However, you frequently rely on others to help you out before you’re fully capable of carrying solo the burden you’ve taken on. Make sure you notice and appreciate these people. They want only the best for you, and are rooting for you to keep growing and learning—but they’ll grow resentful if you don’t recognize and show appreciation for the role they’ve assumed in that process. This week, make sure you do exactly that.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) What, ultimately, are you complaining about? What happened to not sweating the small stuff? I suspect the only reason this shit is bugging you to this degree is because you’re not keeping yourself busy enough, so your hyperactive brain is generating drama to keep you busy. Virgos require a ton of activity, and while it’s good to have some relaxation and downtime (many Virgos fail to give themselves enough), having too much leads to problems that aren’t really problems. Get busy. If you don’t have more important things to worry about than this “problem,” you probably should.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Your next best step may very well be changing from minute to minute in this dynamic situation. Don’t get too committed to one particular course of action. Because things are shifting very quickly right now, you need to be flexible, open-minded, and perceptive. Be light on your feet and ready to skip left, jump up, or turn around any second, depending on what’s thrown at you. And don’t be married to dodging those bullets. You could catch, deflect, or transform them before they hit you, instead. Be creative. This is a test of your emotional elasticity and reflexes, one you’re ready for. The only way you could fail is by being excessively lazy or stubborn—so, you know, don’t be.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Whatever you’re pursuing, whether a job, a lay, or a new opportunity, you have two main strategies you could be trying: cast a wide net, or use a focused approach. Asking out everyone at the bar may yield you a date—surely someone would take you up on it, right? Alternatively, if you’re good at picking your target and really giving it your all, you might achieve similar results. So let’s assume that either approach will yield equivalent outcomes. How do you decide what’s best? Easy. Ask yourself this question: “Which one best reflects who I am (or who I want to be)?”

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) While paying the prices you’re stuck with now, try to remember all the virtual bargains you got along the way. This isn’t some “forget the recessed economy” bullshit—I’m talking about karma here. You’ve had it pretty good until recently— the shit you have to deal with of late isn’t such a big deal in the context of all the lucky breaks you had leading up to it. These consequences may not be a direct result of your past (shit just happens, after all); but if you weigh them against it, you’re still coming out ahead. So quit your bitching, suck it up, and cope, with grace and gratitude.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) Own your desires. Recognize when they’re absurd or unusual, but don’t be embarrassed by them. That’ll just bite you in the ass. Let’s say for example you had a fetish you wanted to suggest to your partner; if you present it in a playful tone of silly fun, you two might go there; shared like a shameful confession makes it much less likely. Whoever you are and whatever you want is just fine, as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone. There’s really no reason to be embarrassed about it. Name and claim your needs and wants—then go get them taken care of.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) The challenge before you doesn’t require strength, intelligence, social skills, musical aptitude, mathematical genius, or a graduate degree. All you need to succeed here is concentration, persistence, and willpower. Unfortunately, even though you have smarts and talent in spades, you’re sometimes lacking in the kind of mental focus and stubbornness this task requires of you—you’re all too easily distracted. Of course, this situation is precisely what you’ve been (unconsciously) asking for—a real challenge outside of your comfort zone. Even if it’s not really what you expected (by definition it could hardly be that), I full expect you to rise to the challenge anyway.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Your kindhearted nature sometimes causes more pain than your most malicious impulses (which, admittedly, are rarely that cruel). Your undoubtedly good intentions, when not properly married to reality, can inspire tremendous disappointment and misery. Be careful about that this week. What you wish was the case isn’t necessarily so, and pretending otherwise could cause needless heartache. Be brutally realistic with yourself, and honest about the situation with the others involved. It may feel harsh and unpleasant to do so, but ultimately it’s much kinder than leading others (and yourself) on, only to disappoint them after you’ve inflated their hopes further.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Notoriously Rams overload themselves. You’ll not only burn your candle at both ends, but you’ll snap it in half and burn those newly created ends, too. Naturally, you know that’s not sustainable. If you decide to go there, make sure you have a beginning, middle, and end to your plan of action. A light at the end of the tunnel will go a long way towards helping you actually get there—if it seems to go on forever, however, no one would blame you for just giving up. This week, create the possibility for an end to this particular chapter—one that will give you the strength of will to actually get there.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) Aim for your frustration. Where there’s intense emotion, there’s something interesting and powerful. Instead of fleeing from what’s been getting your goat, head towards it instead. Figure out why it’s bothering you and what you can do to make the situation better for all concerned (other than walking away). Tap into that angst, and redirect it. If you can successfully transform this maddening scene into one that brings joy (or at least serenity), just think what you can do for other challenging areas of your life. This is a big step in your self-evolution and your perception of life’s “problems.” Don’t try to avoid or escape it. Nail it, instead.

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