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I’m 101. Fixing b’fast. Papaya. Oatmeal. Mega-vitamins 2x day. My doc advised against this. He’s now dead.
I’m 101. Spending today by myself, without a care, glad there’s no man sitting on the couch expecting me to cook his meals.
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Contents
VOLUME 13 | ISSUE 17
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Coconut Wireless wonders what master Rep. Joe Souki is really serving. Anu Yagi retraces the tragic path of Hawaii’s Princess Ka‘iulani. Tourists can’t get enough cocaine in News of the Weird. By the Numbers delivers the good news/bad news on Maui condo sales. The state’s cigarette retailers get more credit than they deserve in Spin Cycle. Eh Brah! calls out a handicap faker.
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What holiday would you like to wipe off the calendar? Editor: Jacob Shafer (808) 283-1308 / jacob@mauitime.com Flag Day Calendar Editor/Staff Writer: Anu Yagi (808) 264-8039 / calendar@mauitime.com Columbus Day Proofreader: Dina Wilson Contributors: Jessica Armstrong, Caeriel Crestin, Beau Ewan, Nancy Kanyuk, Doug Levin, Jared Libby, Greg Mebel, Rob Parsons, Ron Pitts, Chuck Shepherd, Ynez Tongson, Barry Wurst II Photographer: Sean Michael Hower National Boss Day Art Director: Chris Skiles (808) 281-8975 / chris@mauitime.com Any holiday that doesn’t get me out of work! Graphic Designers: Megan Baker, Albert Garr, Christina Tarleton Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com Christmas General Manager: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com What’s a holiday? Administrative Executive: Judy Toba (808) 244-0777 / judy@mauitime.com All the ones that end in “day” Administrative Assistant: Jennifer Brown Thanksgiving Web Design: Linear Publishing www.linearpublishing.com Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com National Boss Day
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Ynez Tongson sits down for an exclusive interview with 101-year-old Florence Hasegawa of Lahaina—better known as Grandma Florence to her hundreds of Twitter followers—and finds out age hasn’t dampened this centenarian’s fiery spirit.
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17 A & E Seabury Hall’s outdoor production of Romeo and Juliet is good down to the last Elizabethan detail.
18 FILM CRITIQUE Barry Wurst II says the children’s book adaptation Where the Wild Things Are will whisk you back to your youth.
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20 DA KINE CALENDAR Anu previews the week’s best, including a Casanova cabaret, spooky fun at the Iao Theater and the Maui Healing Garden Festival.
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by Jacob Shafer
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Chemical & Nobel Overload HYPER LOCAL Interesting item in the October 13 Maui News, about a decision by the County Council’s Infrastructure Management Committee to table a bill that would ban Styrofoam takeout containers. As is often the case, the juiciest nugget was buried near the end: “[Rep.] Joe Souki, speaking for the American Chemistry Council and not, he told the committee, as a state legislator, said: ‘Simply banning polystyrene will not reduce litter. It just changes the type of litter.’” The American Chemistry Council, for those unfamiliar,
by many,” Earthjustice attorney Isaac Moriwake blasted HC&S’s efforts “to hoard all Nai Wai Eha stream water as their private property to use, sell and even waste as they see fit.” Though it gives ink to voices on both sides of the debate, the piece loses its façade of impartiality when it ends with information about how readers can sign the Chamber of Commerce petition or write letters of support (no information about how to help stream-flow restoration efforts is provided). Of course, the fact that Maui News publisher Joe Bradley— who in the same issue penned an editorial
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LOCAL Social networking and government update: A search for “Linda Lingle” on Facebook turns up at least three antiLingle groups (it’s possible more have formed since this writing): Impeach Linda Lingle!!! (31 members); Impeach Linda Lingle (only 10 members—maybe it’s the lack of exclamation points?); and Anti-Linda Lingle Group (84 members). There’s a fair bit of membership crossover, but may I make a humble suggestion? Get together, folks. Strength in numbers!…
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is a lobby organization with a member list that reads like a who’s-who of nefarious multinational heavy-hitters: Monsanto, Dow, DuPont, Big Oil, Big Carbon, etc. It’s wonderful to hear that Joe can change hats so easily, working hard for the interests of his Central Maui constituents one minute and shilling for his big business cronies the next. To rephrase Souki’s own words: Simply getting rid of one boughtand-sold political hack won’t end undue corporate influence in government. But it wouldn’t hurt…. Even if your sympathies lie with the workers whose jobs are in danger, it’s difficult to miss the irony in the slogan “water for all” being used by the same people who are defending the right of Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar and parent company Alexander & Baldwin to maintain private control over Maui’s water resources. Quoted in a Maui News piece titled “Chamber: Water for all favored
comment in support of HC&S—is the Chamber’s chairman has nothing to do with this thinly disguised bias. (Before you go firing off an indignant missive about how Maui Time is throwing stones from a house made of that ultra-fragile breakaway glass they use in movies: the key difference is, we make no pretense of objectivity nor do we claim to be the daily paper of record.)… As Maui boy Shane Victorino and his Philadelphia Phillies continue their march toward a second straight World Series, Valley Isle baseball fans got another piece of good news this week: the Golden Baseball League (GBL), an independent professional league based out of California, has announced plans to form a team on Maui, with games to be played at the War Memorial Complex in Wailuku. (The GBL is perhaps best known for giving aging Major Leaguers like stolen base king Ricky Henderson and steroid
Though the topic has been beaten to death, buried, exhumed, reanimated and beaten to death again, I suppose I’d be remiss if I didn’t acknowledge Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize. Those weighing in fall into three distinct camps: the rabid anti-Obama zealots who criticize anything related to the President; the doe-eyed Obama apologists who swoon at his every move; and everyone else. Predictably, the first two groups pounced immediately, staked out their pre-determined positions and began lobbing verbal grenades at each other, while the rest of us were left to cover our heads and dodge the shrapnel. Here’s the message that’s getting lost: this is all symbolic fluff. Yes, the Peace Prize comes with a cash award, but Obama has pledged to give that to charity. Yes, it’s endowed with some prestige, but honestly—name the last five Nobel Peace Prize winners. (No fair Googling.) What we’ve gotten is a week of shouting about nothing (which pretty well sums up American cable news and punditry in general), and another distraction from the very real, very pressing, very dire issues that peskily refuse to go away no matter how tight we scrunch up our eyes and cover our ears and sing la-lala-la-la. If the prize motivates Obama to sack up and start making tough, necessary decisions, great. Beyond that, with all due respect to our esteemed Scandinavian friends, let’s drop the damn subject. ■ To share or save this article, type: mt.hy.pr/coconut13
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Tragic Kingdom
The story of Princess Ka‘iulani is as heartbreaking as Hawaii’s own “
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must have been born under an unlucky star, as I seem to have my life planned out for me in such a way that I cannot alter it,” wrote Princess Victoria Ka‘iulani Kalaninuiahilapalapa Kawekiu i Lunalilo Cleghorn in 1897, from a tiny island in the English Channel just 12 miles off the coast of Normandy—as far as can be imagined from Oahu, the Princess’s island of birth. This week, we celebrate Princess Ka‘iulani’s birthday on October 16. On Maui, festivities include an Upcountry festival (see This Week’s Picks for details). On Oahu, the new film Barbarian Princess will debut, part of the Hawaii International Film Festival. The film’s title has sparked controversy. It’s a term that was coined by the 19thcentury American press, which, under the heavy influence of pro-annexationists, launched a smear campaign against Ka‘iulani as she prepared to plead for the reinstatement of her land’s sovereign rule to the U.S. Senate and then-President Grover Cleveland. (To be fair, journalists and cartoonists of the day could not
have easily anticipated the poise and enchantment of Ka‘iulani, and quickly amended their positions.) Though her life ended in tragedy, Ka‘iulani led an enchanted youth. Wanting for nothing, the royal child had free reign of the lush ‘Ainahau estate. As interesting as she was beautiful, Ka‘iulani garnered the deep friendship of author Robert Louis Stevenson—a fast friend of then-King David Kalakaua, and thusly all the royal family— who in 1889 wrote the following: Written in April to Ka‘iulani, in the April of her age, and at Waikiki, within easy walk of Ka‘iulani’s Banyan. When she comes to my land and her fathers, and the rain beats upon the window (as I fear it will), let her look at this page—it will be like a weed, gathered and pressed at home, and she will remember her islands and the shadow of the mighty tree, and she will hear the peacock’s screaming in the dusk and the wind blowing in the palms, and she will think of her father sitting there alone.
Though Stevenson’s words eerily foreshadow Ka’iulani’s own end, it was Miriam’s final words to her daughter— as she lay mysteriously ailing, at the very brink of her life—that closed with ominous shadow the only sunny chapter in Ka’iulani’s tragic tale: “You will go far away from your land and your people and be gone a very long time. You will never marry and you will never rule Hawaii.” These things indeed came to pass, and at 13 the young princess traveled far— sent off for private education at Great Harrowden Hall in Northhamptonshire, England. There, as Ka‘iulani herself eloquently explains in a statement made to the English press before traveling to Washington D.C., to plea before Congress, she was “educated privately and fitted to the position [of queen] which by the constitution of Hawai’i, I was to inherit.” Yet at the time of her dark musings, Ka‘iulani was merely a citizen of the Republic of Hawaii and four years had passed since the overthrow of her aunt, Constitutional Queen
of Hawaii, Lili‘uokalani. Ka‘iulani, distraught, wrought her own demise. Despite protests from her friends who were along on an outing on the Big Island’s Parker Ranch, she took off on her own, deep into a rainstorm, a rebel on horseback. Immediately taking ill, she was rushed home to ‘Ainahau, where, in March 1899, little more than a year after Hawaii’s annexation to the United States, she died. Her father said, “she died of rheumatism of the heart,” though popular myth holds (as with many of the late monarchs of the day) that her life was ended by a broken heart. Legends also has it that at the precise moment of her passing, her beloved peacocks, which famously roamed her home estate, erupted into such obstinate peals that Gov. Cleghorn ordered them shot—a final dark note to the melancholy song of Hawaii’s last princess. ■
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he moon landing in the summer of 1969, a month before Woodstock, transfixed the country and the world in a way LCROSS never will. Making good on President John Kennedy’s lofty goal set earlier that decade, the Apollo 11 mission signified American technological supremacy in the Cold War competition with the Soviet Union, which put the first man in space, cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin, in 1961. It offered a welcome respite from the deepening disaster of the Vietnam War, civil rights rioting and the assassinations of two Kennedys and Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. For a moment, America, rocked by political and social upheaval, once again believed in its greatness, ingenuity and promise. Four decades later, we could use a dose of that sort of positivity. Last November, a ripple circled the globe—the leading edge of a surge of hopefulness—as our country elected a brilliant orator, a man carrying a message of hope in the face of mounting fiscal, environmental and political crises. Yet President Obama alone is not capable of lifting the veil of stupification and cynicism that has shrouded our country. Even the unexpected pronouncement that our nation’s leader had been awarded the Nobel Peace prize merely opened new lines of political sniping from his detractors. One liberal voice, documentary filmmaker Michael Moore, came to his defense. “Obama is moving too slow for most of us,” wrote the man whose movies have taken aim at
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“The world has stood by in utter horror for the past eight years,” continued Moore, “as they watched the descendants of Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson light the fuse of their own self-destruction. We flipped off the nations of this planet by abandoning Kyoto and then proceeded to melt eight more years of the polar ice caps. We invaded two nations that didn’t attack us, failed to find the real terrorists and, in effect, ignited our own wave of terror. People all over the world wondered if we’d gone mad.” Is it not, then, further lunacy to pursue a Star Trek fantasy for a lunar space station, when we’re still searching for intelligent life on
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Earth? And, alas, scientists and astronomers viewing the LCROSS impact around the world—hoping to see bright flashes or plumes of debris—saw….nothing. Instead, NASA will analyze data from the mission’s infrared sensor and the world’s largest telescopes, including the 88-inch University of Hawaii instrument at Mauna Kea. A month ago, Gov. Lingle told the Hawaiian Chamber of Commerce on Maui that she supports two advanced technology solar telescopes, on Haleakala and the Big Island, as they could bring 100 construction jobs and needed revenue. It was a further sign of her misplaced priorities, in the wake of announcements of drastic state budget cuts and furloughs. Perhaps it’s time to redirect the $300 million-per-month NASA moon program, announced by President George W. Bush in the wake of the 2003 space shuttle Columbia disaster. Many have said we need an Apollo program-like effort to set our course for renewable energy. Certainly countless other issues could benefit from that level of funding and attention: education, health care, humanitarian aid, disaster relief, rainforest preservation, even seeking to free Tibet through diplomatic efforts. Fill in the blank for a worthwhile cause, however lofty, that you’d propose to spend $300 million on every month. Think big. It’s possible to reach for the stars while keeping your feet planted on solid ground. ■
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PRACTICAL COKE What is believed to be the world’s only commercial lounge openly serving cocaine operates in La Paz, Bolivia, though the owners of “Route 36” have to change locations from time to time, depending on the moods of the bribed authorities. An August dispatch in London’s The Guardian reported that a nearly pure gram costs the equivalent of about $14 ($22 for “premium”), served by waiters in an empty CD case, with straws, but bar drinks are also available. Route 36 is well known to backpacking tourists. Recalled one waiter, “We had some Australians; they stayed here for four days. [T]he only time they left was to go to the ATM.”
NOW THAT’S A CONCEALED WEAPON George Vera, who weighs nearly 600 pounds, was booked into jail in Houston in August and was in custody for more than 24 hours before he casually informed cops that they had missed finding the 9 mm handgun and two clips that were hidden in his rolls of fat.
MINDS PLAYING TRICKS (1) Malcolm Darby, 70, awoke from surgery following a stroke in Oakham, England, last year to find that he had near-perfect vision (after having worn eyeglasses since age 2) but later discovered that he no longer spoke or understood French. (2) A 37-year-old German woman, who had been treated for epileptic seizures in 2006, reported recently that among the side effects were occasional feelings that she had undergone a sex change and was a man.
VERY ORGANIZED CRIME Japan’s principal organized-crime Yakuza gang, the Yamaguchi-gumi, was reported in September to be giving written tests to its members to improve their knowledge of the law. The leaders were said to be trying to reduce the number of lawsuits against the group.
YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE SWEATS Calvino Inman, 15, is not part of the gothic subculture at his high school in Rockwood, Tenn., but he would be a natural. He has an
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MAD COWS (1) Britain’s National Farmers Union issued a general alert in August, after four fatal attacks on people by cows, that dogs should not be walked near grazing fields. “The cattle are interested in the dog, not the walker,” said an official. (2) During a three-day period in August near the village of Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland, “dozens” of cows killed themselves by leaping off of a particular cliff. Officials discounted accidents as the cause since cows in the area generally become familiar with the dangers of cliffs.
WHO NEEDS HEALTH CARE REFORM? Blue Shield California twice refused to pay $2,700 emergency room claims by Rosalinda Miran-Ramirez, concluding that it was not a “reasonable” decision for her to go to the ER the morning she awoke to a shirt saturated with blood from what turned out to be a breast tumor. Only after a KPIX-TV reporter intervened in September did Blue Shield pay the claim.
INCOMPETENT CRIMINALS David Perticone, 46, was arrested in Severn, Md., in August and charged with stealing about $25,000 worth of items from a woman’s house just down the block. The woman discovered the items in Perticone’s front yard, part of a yard sale he was conducting. ■
SPIN CYCLE Corporate citizenship Used to imply voluntary, ‘above-and-beyond’ action that is, in fact, mandated by law.
Usage: “This year’s results are a testament to the good corporate citizenship of the majority of retail tobacco merchants in Hawaii.” - Lt. Gov. Duke Aiona, discussing statistics that show tobacco sales to minors have declined this year, in an October 5 press release
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@grandmaflorence AT AGE 101, LAHAINA’S FLORENCE HASEGAWA HAS HUNDREDS OF FOLLOWERS ON THE MICRO-BLOGGING SITE TWITTER. BUT SHE’S MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THE BIRDS IN HER YARD… BY YNEZ TONGSON
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lorence Hasegawa sits in her chair like a life-wizened general, barking orders to family and friends. Like any good general, she has a lot of loyal followers—790 to be exact, as of this writing, from all corners of the globe. Those followers have found her on Twitter, the ubiquitous micro-blogging site that allows users to post short messages (140 characters or less) about whatever’s on their mind. For Grandma Florence, as she is known on Twitter, that means ruminations on everything from family to food to whether she fears death (she doesn’t). To call Grandma Florence old would be unfair. Instead, she’s rich in years: 101 of them. Florence Hasegawa was born to Japanese immigrants on May 20, 1908, in Lahaina. After receiving a grade-school education at Kamehameha III, she went on to become a marriage license agent for Maui County’s Department of Health in the early 1930s. She continued in that line of work for 70 years,
I’m 101. Fixing b’fast. Papaya. Oatmeal. Mega-vitamins 2x day. My doc advised against this. He’s now dead.
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f course, any time someone reaches triple digits, people want to know the secret to their longevity. For Florence, it could be her diet. Staples include oatmeal, bananas, papayas, mangos and green tea. Favorite foods include sushi and her grandson’s (James “Kimo” Masumoto) green papaya soup. She avoids foods with added sugar, and opts to use stevia as a substitute. She also takes lots of multi-viatmins and supplements and refuses medication, except for in the rare instance of illness. She also stays mentally active,
Florence is nonchalant about her growing celebrity. “People can do whatever they want,” she says.
I’m 101. Spending today by myself, without a care, glad there’s no man sitting on the couch expecting me to cook his meals.
At the computer with daughter Pat.
don’t want to talk about changes, I’m too old to get involved.” Instead, she focuses on the present. Like today’s troubling economic recession, summed up in a certain cable company ad. “Every day, the same thing. A woman crying, everyday! A man…almost crying! I don’t like that!” Current events, like the Maui Marathon, don’t faze her. “If people want to run from Wailuku to Lahaina, that’s all right. Good exercise.”
A sample from Florence’s journal.
finally retiring in December of last year, at age 100. She has been affectionately referred to as “the oldest marriage licensor in America.” Florence officiated thousands of licenses. She issued licenses to celebrities, athletes, announcers and doctors, including one who prescribed her a cocktail of raisins, gin and water for her arthritis. Six years ago, she even issued a license to Maui Time’s own Tommy and Jen Russo. (Her blunt speech has on occassion sent people storming out, after she asked how many times they had been married before.) You would think someone who has helped so many people get married would be at least somewhat interested in romance. After surviving two husbands, Florence doesn’t even want to think about dating. “My second husband died in 1972. I don’t want any man sitting on my couch waiting for me to cook him his next meal,” she says. When I try to ask Florence about Maui of old, I’m rebuffed with, “No, no, no! I don’t care about that! Of course, Maui has changed. Lahaina used to be small. Now…I
writing daily in her journal and reading extensively (cookbooks, the Bible and the dictionary top her list). She gets up in the morning, feeds herself, does chores, eats and around 3pm, takes a nap. Around 6pm, she wakes, makes dinner, and then watches a little TV (favorite shows include the Food Network, Animal Planet’s Animal Police and samurai shows on KIKU). According to her Twitter feed, she goes to bed promptly at 10pm. This routine is kept like clockwork, to the point where neighbors know to check on her if the lights go off-schedule. Whatever the secret to her longevity is, Florence isn’t telling. “I don’t care about that,” she says. Florence is thoroughly candid about death. “I think I’m dying already,” she playfully quips. “Sometimes, my head just blanks. I have headaches.” (If headaches and blanking out are sure signs of dying, then a majority of the population is in trouble.) She has survived many of her close friends, her doctor and some of her children and
grandchildren. She plans to be cremated, and have her ashes, along with the ashes of her loved ones, combined and scattered in the ocean. If she misses her youth, she doesn’t show it. “I don’t want to be young anymore,” she says. “I don’t mind dying. My friends are all gone. My husband George. They’re in Heaven, waiting for me. I’m just waiting for God to call me home.” When teasingly asked by a family member, “Does God have your phone number?”, Florence, still sharp as a tack, responds sternly: “No! God doesn’t need a telephone.” Florence lives alone in the same Lahaina home she’s occupied since 1940. She scoffs at her family’s attempts to change this. “They want to send me to Hale Makua! I don’t want that,” she says. When asked if she would live with her youngest daughter, playwright/poet Pat Masumoto, she deadpans a reply: “I want to stay right here.” Instead, she receives assistance from friends, family and neighbors. Neighbors Luz and Evelyn help with groceries, household tasks and check on her from time to time. Grandson Kimo often visits to make home repairs. Pat and partner Jeff visit at least once a week, sometimes just to talk story. Of course, Florence has something to say about this. “I don’t like people visiting me all the time,” she says. “But if someone calls me [on the phone], calls me, calls me, calls me many times, and I don’t answer, maybe I’m dead. Have someone check on me.” She frequents the Lahaina Senior Center, and is brought Meals on Wheels on weekdays. She appreciates the service, but not all the food they bring. “When they have salad, it’s too tough to chew,” she says.
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lorence was first introduced to the Internet when she asked Pat to do research on vitamins. Later, Pat helped her create a Twitter account. Pat posts messages from Florence’s journal or that Florence dictates to her. It was on Twitter that Florence met Ivy Bean, a woman three years her senior. Ask about Ivy now, and Pat laughs and whispers, “Mom got bored with her.” Florence regularly tweets about her day-to-day life, including the plight of some birds that visit her, a saga that ends in disappointment. “They all flew away! They’re not coming back!” Florence is nonchalant about her growing celebrity. She’s been featured in numerous articles, and her list of followers grows almost daily. “People can do whatever they want,” she says. When pressed on the issue and reminded that she has inspired people all over the world, she shrugs it off. “It’s up to them what they do.” Florence Hasegawa is definitely not the quiet little grandmother, dispensing sage wisdom for anybody who will listen. Instead, she’s a firecracker, a woman who has better things to do than sit still answering questions. Asked if she has advice for young women, she replies briskly and succinctly: “No!” I prod her to offer something of wisdom, but the general holds her ground. “I’m not a smart woman. I’m a poor old lady. And God doesn’t have a telephone.” ■
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'A Story of More Woe' Seabury stages a winning production of the Bard’s seminal love story Romeo and Juliet
trendy modern threads, and as more arrive, they exchange hugs and squealing OMG anecdotes. “I guess we should go get dressed now,” says one lanky silhouette to the group, just 30 minutes prior to show time. “[Shakespeare’s] Romeo and Juliet are
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Sweet ‘Wild’ of Mine
Even if you never sailed off to tame monsters, this will still look a lot like your childhood Where the Wild Things Are
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t happened to all of us when we were children: while playing outside with the neighborhood kids, someone plays a little too rough, hurts you and you cry, partly because of the pain, but mostly because you feel kind of betrayed. No film about growing up knows this tough life lesson better than Spike Jonze’s strange, personal and wonderful Where the Wild Things Are, an adaptation of Maurice Sendak’s brilliant children’s book. A bratty young boy named Max (the remarkable, an aptly named, Max Records in a killer film debut) has annoyed his mother (Catherine Keener) one time too many and runs off into the night. He takes helm of a boat and sails to an island inhabited by giant monsters that are talkative, furry and every bit as child-like and insecure as he is. The early scenes portraying Max’s lonely
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Nothing like watching a sunset with an eight-foot hairy monster. childhood and troublesome ways are startling in their realism—this isn’t a cute, disposable kiddie-movie version of youth, but an honest, even edgy portrait of how it feels, as well as looks, to experience the exhilaration and embarrassment of being a kid. Once the setting shifts to the Wild Things’ island, the initial glimpse of the creatures is jarring, as they speak in modern day vernacular and are voiced by familiar performers like James Gandolfini and Catherine O’Hara. But the monsters grew on me and the full-sized
creature suits, created by the Jim Henson Company, are amazingly expressive and match the emotional voice work of the actors. Some have expressed concern that this PG-rated movie may be too intense for children, but, other than a few brief moments, the film isn’t scary and the many keiki who were in the theater with me were giggling with delight throughout. Records’ utterly natural, always believable performance reminded me of myself and my younger brother, and
Keener’s work is equally moving and honest. One of the reasons I go to the movies is to see something I’ve never seen before and Jonze, the director of Being John Malkovich and Adaptation, is always finding new ways to dazzle his audience. Visually, Wild Things evokes the richest illustrations from children’s picture books while pulling you in and reminding you how universal the joys and heartaches of childhood are. My only complaint: the music is hit and miss. Carter Burwell’s score is reliably good but the original children’s songs that screech on the soundtrack are annoying. Thankfully, this is a forgivable flaw, not a movie-killer. By the film’s double climax, I was genuinely choked up and walked away feeling elated. While I could say I used to be like the kid on screen, the truth is the big kid inside of me can still relate to everything Max went through. Parts of this movie are right out of my life…and likely yours, too. ■
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Law Abiding Citizen - R - Thriller - Clyde Shelton (Gerard Butler) exacts revenge when the man who murdered his wife and children a decade ago, is released. Nick Rice (Jaime Foxx) is the prosecutor who was assigned to the case, and responsible for the plea bargain that saved the killer. Shelton—a brilliant sociopath pushed to the brink by his trials— contends with Rice, who he feels is part of a broken justice system. 122 min. The Step Father - R - Thriller - Penn Badgley plays Michael Harding, a young man who has just returned home from military school, who’s suspicions about his mother’s (Sela Ward) new boyfriend (Dylan Walsh) are frighteningly confirmed. 102 min. Where the Wild Things Are - PG - Family - Director Spike Jonze teamed with Dave Eggers in creating the hip screen adaptation of this classic children’s tale, written and illustrated by the legendary Maurice Sendak. Staying true to the book’s delightfully moody palate, Jonze combines live action with CGI and (the all-too lost art of) puppeteering— bringing to life the whimsical characters beloved by so many since 1963. 94 min.
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Capitalism a Love Story - R - Documentary - Michael Moore’s latest installment comes on the 20th anniversary of his groundbreaking film, Roger & Me. From the epicenters of financial institutions and big business, to Washington D.C., Moore gives viewers rarely seen insight into the powerhouses at the heart of our current collapse. 127 min. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs PG - Family - The beloved book--a husband and wife team-production by Judi (author) and Ron Barrett (illustrator)--has inspired kids since it’s first publication in 1978 and finally gets its due props with a movie. However, while I really try to refrain from negativity--especially with kids flicks--the trailers have really rubbed me the wrong way. How can producers stray so far from the book’s incredible illustrations? So, keiki, if you see this movie, promise me you’ll read the book too. 90 min. Couples Retreat - PG-13 - Comedy - Stars Vince Vaughn, John Favreau, Jason Batemen (heh heh), Faizon Love, Malin Akerman, Kristen Bell, Kristen Davis and Kali Hawk, as four Midwestern couples who embark on a surf, sun and sand retreat in order to reconnect. Supposed hilarity ensues when the gurus there to guide them to marital bliss cause a quirky mess. 107 min G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - PG13 - Action - A super-elite team of international military operatives battle the evildoer organization Cobra, with high tech weapons the likes of which you probably never dreamed of while playing with your Hasbro toys in the sandbox. This flashy new rendition’s sandy battlefield is, not surprisingly, a North African desert. 120 min. The Informant - R - Comedy - A true story, based on the book, The Informant, by Kurt Eichenwald. It’s hard for me to say the name Matt Damon (who in this movie plays executive turned informant/whistleblower, Mark Whitacre), without Team America: World Police (2004) inflection, and for that fact alone I am stoked about this movie. Okay, two facts--the second being Scott Bakula (playing FBI agent, Brian Shepherd), my favorite Enterprise captain, second only to that “bald chap,” Picard. 108 min.
The Invention of Lying - PG13 - Comedy - Ricky Gervais (creator of The Office) and Matthew Robinson direct this film about a world in which no one has ever lied. Gervais not only directs, he stars too, as writer Mark Bellison, who figures out how to be bad (all by himself, I think), and capitalizes on it. 105 min. My One and Only - PG13 - Comedy - With her two teenage sons in tow, Ann Devereaux (Renee Zellweger) hits the road in a baby blue Cadillac Coupe de Ville in search of a wealthy new mate, after leaving her philandering husband (Kevin Bacon). 108 min. Pandorum - R - Thriller - In total blackness, two astronauts awaken in a hyper-sleep chamber, completely unaware of who they are, let alone their mission. At first they believe they’re alone on the ship, before they realize the terrible truth. 112 min. Surrogates - PG13 - Sci-Fi - In the future, robots are smarter and better looking than humans. So, humans decide to live in isolation and interact with fellow bag of bones via robots alone. Bruce Willis plays an FBI agent who investigates some mischief and conspiracy surrounding the murder of the surrogate inventor. 112 min. The Time Traveler’s Wife - PG13 - Romance - Seemingly devised especially for geeky girls like me, the plot circles around a debonair Chicago librarian (Eric Bana), who is cursed/ blessed with a gene causing spontaneous, involuntary time travel. Trouble aside, he remains hopelessly dedicated to and in love with his timeline-bound wife (Rachel McAdams), throughout all their longing battles through time and space. 108 min. Toy Story 1 & 2 3D - G - Family - A double feature, only in theaters and only out for two weeks! Having had the opportunity to see an extended trailer for the ‘event’ in 3-D, I can attest these already-classics all dolled up in three-dimensional fashion is not-to-be-missed (for keiki and adults alike). 185 min. Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself - PG13 - Comedy - Aunty April (Taraji P. Henson), a lounge singer, drinks heavily and lives off of her married boyfriend, Raymond. Wanting little to do with her delinquent niece and two young nephews recently charged under her care, she starts to reassess her lifestyle when an intriguing young Mexican man moves into her basement. 113 min. Whip It - PG13 - Comedy - Drew Barrymore’s directorial debut about a bored Texan, Bliss Cavendar (Ellen Page), who wants to go wild and does so by joining rinks/ranks (whatever) with some rockin’ roller derby chicks. Not content with a crazy name like Bliss, she opts for the skater alter-ego, Babe Ruthless. See the flick and feel inspired? Maui’s got some great sk8 opportunities! So, go to the theater, then check out myspace.com/mauirollergirls & mauihockey.com. 111 min. Zombieland - R - Horror - See last week’s Film Critiques for more! This is one of the few flicks I’ve been truly excited about. Woody Harrelson plays the zombie-slaying, kamakazi-cowboy “Tallahassee,” Emma Stone is “Wichita,” Abigail Breslin is “Little Rock,” and Bill Murray is himself. Uh, what more to say? See you there! 88 min. UH Warrior Football at Idaho - Check out the University of Hawaii football games for $10 a pop. This Saturday, UH at Idaho, the sixth game in Warrior’s longest on-the-road stretch in 45 years.
SHOWTIMES Front Street Theater
900 Front Street, Lahaina, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-F until 6:30pm, Sa-Su until 3:30pm, Discount Tue), Couples Retreat - PG13 - F 4:30, 7:15, 10:00. Sa-Su 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 10:00. M-Th 4:30, 7:15, 10:00. The Informant - R - F 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. Sa-Su 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. M-Th 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. The Step Father - R - F 4:15, 7:00, 9:45. Sa-Su 1:30, 4:15, 7:00, 9:45. M-Th 4:15, 7:00, 9:45. Surrogates - PG13 - F 4:45, 7:15, 9:30. Sa-Su 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:30. M-Th 4:45, 7:15, 9:30.
Ka’ahumanu 6
Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center. 1-800326-3264 (Matinees: everyday until 4pm), Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - PG - F-Su 11:00,1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20, 9:25. M-Th 11:00, 1:05, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20. The Invention of Lying - PG13 - F 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15, 9:35. Sa 2:35, 4:55, 7:15, 9:35. Su 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15. 9:35 M-Th 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15. Law Abiding Citizen - R - F-Sa 11:45, 2:20, 4:55, 7:30, 10:05. Su-Tu 11:45, 2:20, 4:55, 7:30. W-Th 11:00, 1:35, 4:10, 6:45. The Step Father - R - F-Su 11:00, 1:20, 3:40, 6:00, 8:20, 10:40. Su-Th 11:00, 1:20, 3:40, 6:00, 8:20. Toy Story 1 & 2 3D - G - F-Th 12:00. 3:40. 7:30. UH Warrior Football at Idaho - PG - Sa 10:00 Where the Wild Things Are - PG - F-Sa 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. Su-Th 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45.
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1819 South Kihei Road, 1-800-326-3264 ( Matinees: everyday until 4pm), Couples Retreat - PG13 - F-Sa 11:10, 1:50, 4:30, 7:10, 9:50. M-Th 11:10, 1:50, 4:30, 7:10. Where the Wild Things Are - PG - F-Sa 11:05, 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45, 9:55. S-Th 1:15, 3:25, 5:35, 7:45. Whip It - PG13 - F-Sa 12:05, 2:30, 4:55, 7:20, 9:45. Su 12:05, 2:30, 4:55, 7:20. M-Th 2:30, 4:55, 7:20. Zombieland - R - F-Sa 11:05, 1:10, 3:15, 5:20, 7:25, 9:30. Sa 11:05, 1:10, 3:15, 5:20, 7:25, 9:30. M-Th 1:10, 3:15, 5:20, 7:25.
Maui Mall Megaplex
Maui Mall, 249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm), Capitalism a Love Story - R - F-Su 12:40, 3:40, 6:35, 9:30. M-Th 3:40, 6:35, 9:30. Couples Retreat - PG13 - F-Th 1:30, 4:10, 6:50, 9:30. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - PG13 - F-Su 12:30, 3:15, 6:00, 8:45. M-Th 3:15, 6:00, 8:45. The Informant - R - F-Th 1:35, 4:05, 6:40, 9:15. My One and Only - PG13 - F-Th 1:50, 4:20, 6:45, 9:20. Pandorum - R - F-Th 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:35. Surrogates - PG13 - F-Su 12:45, 3:00, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. M-Th 3:00, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. Surrogates (Digital) - PG13 - F-Su 12:00, 2:15, 4:30, 6:45, 9:00. M-Th 2:15, 4:30, 6:45, 9:00. The Time Traveler’s Wife - PG13 - F-Su 12:55, 3:35, 6:05, 8:40. M-Th 3:35, 6:05, 8:40. Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself PG13 - F-Th 1:40, 4:15, 6:55, 9:40. Zombieland - R - F-Su 12:25, 1:45, 2:40, 4:00, 4:55, 6:15, 7:10, 8:30, 9:25. M-Th 1:45, 2:40, 4:00, 4:55, 6:15, 7:10, 8:30, 9:25.
Wharf Cinema Center
658 Front Street, 249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day), Law Abiding Citizen - R - F 2:15, 4:45,, 7:15, 9:45. Sa-Su 11:45, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. M-Th 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. Where the Wild Things Are - PG - F 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. Sa-Su 11:30, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00,9:30. M-Th 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. Zombieland - R - F 2:30, 5:00, 7:30, 9:45. SaSu 12:00, 2:30, 5:00, 7:30, 9:45. M-Th 2:30, 5:00, 7:30, 9:45.
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Picks
This Week's Picks Deva the Diva Smitten By Miten
Blessed and Cursed at Once
Friday (Oct. 16), 7:30pm & Saturday (Oct. 17), 10am – 5pm, The Studio Maui, Ha’iku, $50/$60 & $125/$145
Saturday (Oct. 17), 9am-4pm, Haleakala Waldorf School, Kula, Free
“The true purpose of our music is to awaken a longing in the heart for that which is omnipresent: the experience of silence and mediation. It is not about entertainment—it is simply our spiritual practice,” says guitarist Miten. Early in his career, he opened for the likes of Fleetwood Mac (with my
Robert Louis Stevenson famously inked these lines, part of a poem to Princess Ka‘iulani, before she departed from her Hawaiian homeland, to go to private schooling abroad: “Light of heart and bright of face: The daughter of a double race… But our Scots island far away, Shall glitter with unwonted day, And cast for once their tempest by, To smile in Ka‘iulani’s eye.” The life and loss of this beloved halfScottish, half-Hawaiian royal enraptures the hearts and minds of all who learn her story, and the Isle of Maui Pipe Band will honor her memory with the 2nd Annual Princess Ka’iulani Festival, timed near her October 16 birthday. Keeping perfectly with the theme, HAPA will perform—special guests
wooden balls buddy, Mick), and (wish he was my buddy) Lou Reed. First meeting vocalist Deva Premal in India, at the ashram of the mystic Osho (controversial, Osho has criticized orthodox Indian religion as being full of antiquated ritual), the pair has lived and toured together since 1991, selling half a million albums internationally. Premal, a classically trained musician, has performed privately for the Dalai Lama himself, His Holiness calling her work “beautiful music.” Joining the duo is special guest Manose—a darling Himalayan flautist, from Boudha, Nepal—a village nestled along an ancient route that stretches from the Himalayan mountain range into the Kathmandu valley. Friday night is not a concert, but an “Enchantment Evening,” with “devotional singing” and “ecstatic voice celebration,” while Saturday’s all-day activities include the aforementioned, plus a show. 875-8820, globalmediaproductions.com
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also include the Richard Ho’opi’i ‘Ohana, and the Tropical Harps (naturally, too, the Isle of Maui Pipe Band). Manu Boyd will lecture on the princess’s family history, and with hula specific to Ka’iulani and the royal family, Halau Hula Wehiwehi O Leilehua performs. Ka‘iulani fashions will be presented with “History of the Holoku’u Fashion Show,” and additionally, a number of games and contests will be featured. A few sound particularly intriguing: men’s “Bonniest Knees” and ladies rolling pin and Wellie (boot) toss, along with the MPD and MFD battling it out with a hukihuki (tugof-war) exhibition. See you in line for the “best” lau lau and Scottish shortbread! 5731130, isleofmauipipeband.com.
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umpapa trio 5:00pm to 7:00pm
dancing to the
new project band 7:00pm to 10:00pm
island & german style grinds 744
food stations 5:00pm to 8:00pm
beer stations • live music • door prizes • $6 well • $4 drafts
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1 year anniversary
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by Anu Yagi anu@mauitime.com
Spook Occurrence
How (Green) Does Your Garden Grow?
Saturday (Oct. 17), 7:30-9pm, Iao Theater, Wailuku, $10/ 9:45pm doors/10:30pm show, Casanova, Makawao, $10
Festival Day: Sunday (Oct. 18), 10am-6pm, Maui Community College, Kahului, $3
Lyn Ford of Ohio and Jeff Gere of Oahu— both noted storytellers, “gifted at making skin crawl”—return to the Valley Isle with a number of free appearances at local libraries (Thursday-Saturday, see Da Kine Calendar for more). They then join Maui’s own Kathy Collins and Don Lopez— with pianist Les Adams providing a scary score—for a frightfully special evening at the Iao Theater. They’ve got but one chicken-
The 2009 Maui Healing Garden Festival runs from October 17-25 (see Da Kine Calendar for more). The main event—a Festival Day & Health Expo— slated for Sunday, aims to shine a big green spotlight on traditional, multicultural uses of plants both nutritionally and medicinally, while educating attendees about “organic foods and farming, home garden pharmacies, sustainability, permaculture and edible landscapes.” Mmm… edible landscapes. (My first thought is Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, but I’m sure this version is much better for body and Earth.) The festival is focusing on being a zero-waste event, yet keeps to true festival style as the
skin goal: “to spook you out,” and aim to do so in such convincing fashion that you must be over 13 to attend. 244-8680 ext. 23, mauionstage.com… As the night progresses, Saturday goes from PG-13 scary to R-rated freaky, with the Cherry Blossom Cabaret (of Honolulu) Speakeasy shindig at Casanova. The event will feature Maui lovelies from the Kit Kat Club Cabaret, the music of DJ Joey the Wrench, and—no event boasting beautiful babes would be complete without her—Rachel Deboer’s live body painting. You’ll need no password (that is, disregarding the cover) to get your drinks (legally) at this speakeasy, so I will recommend any one of the devilish delights that are Casanova’s martinis. Work on your “o-face” with “The Oprah,” a crimson-colored, pomegranate indulgence well suited for the night. Oh, and if you haven’t yet guessed, this event is clearly for the 21+ crowd. 572-0220, cherryblossomcabaret.com.
day is filled with a number of music and dance performances, poetry, educational demos, plenty of healthy grindz, and (my favorite) a book and plant sale. With ‘ohana-friendly activities like coconut lawn bowling, the Sacred Garden Labyrinth and magic by “The Amazing Stuporman,” Neil Bruce, this event cultivates a sound Sunday worth escaping to in this season of scares. hawaiihealinggarden.com, events@ hawaiihealthguide.com.
Live Music 7 Days A Week THURSDAY October 15th
Wild Wahine Wednesday
Casanova Tango
Casanova’s Famous
Class, exhibition and milonga. in memoria of Julie Holmes
LadiesNight
q103 + the Big Hawaiian present DJ Styles The evening that earned Casanova
Class starts at 7:30pm $5 donation
FRIDAY October 16th
“Best Late Night in Maui” “Best Singles Scene in Maui”
Live at Casanova’s
Music starts at 10pm $10 cover
Soul Concepts
Saturday October 17th
Funk Experience
Show starts at 10pm $5 cover
Speakeasy TUESDAYS IN October Live at Casanova’s
Willie K + his band Show starts at 9 pm $10 cover
Cherry Blossom Cabaret DJ Joey the wrench - Rachel Deboer
Show starts at 10pm $10 cover
Make it a memorable evening in Makawao Town. Dine and dance at Casanova. For dinner reservations
call
572-0220
www.casanovamaui.com
All Day Happy Hour
Irish Pub+ Restaurant
$3 Brews
Satellite Sports
College & NFL
Irish Pub Fare
20 items $5-7 Daily
Wharf Center, Lahaina • 661-8881 • www.MulligansAtTheWharf.com
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Calendar
by Anu Yagi anu@mauitime.com
Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS
The Wailers with special guests Third World - Sat, Oct 17. The 1st Annual Rise Up Music Festival presented by SkyHI Productions. The Wailers feature new frontman Elan Attias. Tickets available at the MACC, Green Banana Internet Café in Paia, Old Lahaina Book Emporium, and Request Music in Wailuku. 5 p.m. Gates; 6 p.m. Show. A & B Amphitheater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469. Ke`ala`iliahi 2009 – Sat, Oct 17. Featuring Halau Kekuaokala ‘Au ‘Ala ‘Iliahi, more than 150 dancers will grace the stage, in honor of Kumu Hula Obrian Eselu, Keali’i Reichel, Uluwehi Guerrero, and the late Thaddius Wilson. Award-winning musicians will lend their talents, along with special guest appearances by some of Hawaii’s greats. 7 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469. Deva Premal & Miten w/ special Guest Manose – Fri, Oct 16 & Sat, Oct 17. Friday night (7:30 p.m.) is a non-concert with devotional singing and ecstatic voice celebration, with those aforementioned festivities continuing onto Saturday’s Festival/Concert (10 a.m. – 5 p.m.) See This Week’s Picks for more! The Studio Maui, 810 Ha’iku Rd., Ha’iku, HI 96708. 808-875-8820. Miguel Migs – Sat, Oct. 17. Migs is a master at
the forefront of soulful electronic house, and is set to tear it up at Timba. He’s worked with a slew of artists, but his music has also been featured on such hit shows as Sex in the City, Six Feet Under, and both MTV’s Road Rules and Real World. Timba 505 Front St., Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-661-9873. Abbey stJohn & E.X.P – Sat, Oct. 17. A huge CD release party for this great blues-rock artist, debuting his 43-song double-album release. Taking the stage along side stJohn are gogo dancers “Yuki” Sio (Los Angeles) and Maui’s own Alyssa Sved. DJ A,B to follow, spinning until 2am. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, 142 Hana Hwy., Paia, HI 96779. 808-579-8085. Aerosmith - Tue, Oct 20. Wow. Has this been a long time coming, or what? To those of you who’ve been waiting for so long (and for those lucky enough to have gotten tickets), enjoy! 7 p.m. War Memorial Stadium, 211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469.
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Romeo and Juliet, Under the Stars - The lovely Deni Harrelson stars as Juliet, with Nick Wright as Romeo, in this beautifully executed Shakespearean play. Originally running for just two weekends, they’ve added a third to meet highdemand (last show, October 25th). It is advised that audience members—attending this outdoor ven-
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ue—bring a sweater (or a sweetie) to stay warm in the Upcountry air. See this week’s Arts & Entertainment for more! Fridays/Saturdays, 7:30 p.m.; Sundays, 5 p.m. Seabury Hall Performing Arts Studio, 480 Olinda Rd., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-572-0807. Cirque Polynesia - Daily. It’s Circue du Soleil meets Polynesian hula with amazing high-wire acts, aerial acrobatics and illusions, and mind-boggling contortionist and balancing-acts. Keiki under 12 get in free with the purchase of one adult ticket through August 31st. 7 p.m. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Kaanapali, HI 96761. 808-667-4540. Obake / Spook Out! – Oct 17. Seriously spooky, you must be over 13 to attend. For more about the Iao Theater showing, see This Week’s Picks! Free appearances at public libraries include: Thurs, Wailuku Library, 7p.m.; Fri, Kahului Library, 10:30 a.m. / Kihei Library, 3:30 p.m.; Sat, Lahaina Library, 11 a.m. / Makawao Library, 2:30 p.m. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-242-6969.
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MARK Farina – Fri, Oct 23. The creator of Mushroom Jazz and one of the biggest names in House music brings the “Mushroom Music Festival” to Maui! Featuring DJ G-Spot, Daniel J and more. 9 p.m. – 2 a.m. The Cellar, 744 Front St., Lahaina, HI 96761 808-661-3744. Dervish - Fri, Oct 23. Fans of all things celtic, don’t
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miss this exciting traditional Irish band! Their 1993 album Harmony Hill launched this group to stardom, and they were asked to perform for President Clinton’s St. Patrick’s Day Party. 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469. Birth – Sun, Nov 1. Returning after rave reviews, this one-act play by Karen Brody, starring Kathy Collins, will be showcased for one night only! Also features Venus Rosete-Hill, Chasity Nohealani Cadaoas, Jeana Naluai, Ki’inaniokalani Kaho’ohanohano, and Jennifer Noealani Ahia. Iao Theater, 68 N. Market St., Wailuku, HI 96793 808-283-3500. Vienna Teng – Thur, Nov 5. Supported in part by an award from the National Endowment of the Arts, this singer-songwriter will bring her “gorgeously conceived” piano ballads to Maui. 7:30 p.m., McCoy Studio Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469. David Sedaris - Thur, Nov 5. Can I brag? MTW scooped the Maui exclusive interview with this acclaimed humorist (look for it later this month), and I’ve already interviewed him (from his Paris apartment, just days before he embarked on his lecture tour)! Hurry to your favorite book hub and get your hands on all of his work—his latest, When You Are Engulfed in Flames—and hit npr.com to stock up on podcasts, in preparation for this rare appearance that you will not
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FRIDAY
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SATURDAY
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SUNDAY
10/18
MONDAY - WEDNESDAY
10/19 - 10/21
Ambrosia
House of S.I.N. w/ DJ Del Sol & DJ CIA; No Cover
House Boutique w/ DJ CIA; No Cover, 10pm
Erin Smith No Cover, 10pm
Cafe Marc Aurel
Hand Jive Jazz Trio “One Mo’ Time”, No Cover
Cheryl Rae No Cover
Opening Night: ARRSENIC No Cover
MON - Open Mic Night, No Cover WED - Women in the Round, No Cover
Casanuevo Tango $5, 7:30 - 11pm
Soul Concepts $5, 10pm - 1am
Cherry Blossom Cabaret “Speakeasy”$10,10pm-1am
TUE - Willie K, $10, 9 - 11pm # WED - Ladies Night w/ DJ Stylz, $10, 10pm - 1am
TUE - Danyel Alana, No Cover, 9-11pm; WED All Access Ladies Night, No Cover, 10pm-Close
1913 S. Kihei Road, Kihei - 891-1011
28 N. Market St. Wailuku - 244-0852
Casanova
1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220
Truth Serum Sundays w/ DJ Astro Raph; No Cover
MON - Casa Del Sol; TUE - Brand Nu w/ DJ Decka; WED - Disfunction w/ DJ Forrest
CELLAR 744
Roots Foundation w/ DJ Boomshot
charley’s
Wavetrain feat. Mark Johnstone; $10
The Alliez $10, 10pm - Close
Abbey stJohn + E.X.P. w/ Yuki & Alyssa; $10
Orin & Junior No Cover, 7:30 - 10pm
Dave Caroll No Cover, 7:30 - 10pm
Dave Caroll No Cover, 7:30 - 10pm
Erin Smith No Cover, 7:30 - 10pm
MON - Peter DeAquino; TUE - Live Jazz; WED - Whaleshark - All No Cover, 7:30 - 10pm
DJ Astro Raph 10pm
Byron Brown 10pm
PURE w/ DJ CIA 9pm
Gina Martinelli Band 7 -10pm
MON - S.I.N. w/ DJ Emmet; TUE - Karaoke; WED - Kulture Klash 808, All 10pm - Close
Quiz Night 8pm
Pau Hana
Paddys Day w/ Catfish Ringo - 10pm
Miss Beaver
MON - Jordan; TUE - Erin Smith WED - Heels Deal
Kanaka Jams
Ladies Night 7pm - Close
Football Potluck
MON - Industry Night, 7pm - Close
Fiesta Fridays w/ Next Level $10, 9pm-1:30am
Mexican Night $10, 9pm - 1:30am
Club Ultra Fab w/ DJ Mario No Cover, 10pm - 2am
Club Ultra Fab w/ DJ Mario No Cover, 10pm - 2am
Louise Lambert Singer’s Soiree & Piano Bar
WED - Club Bello w/ DJ David No Cover, 10pm - 2am
College Football Game Day / Karaoke
MLB Game Day / Karaoke
Pool Tournament / Karaoke
Karaoke
MON - Karaoke; TUE - Pool Tournament / Karaoke; WED - Ladies Night / Karaoke
Rampage 10pm - 1:30am
Manalii 10pm - 1:30am
DJ Nexus 10pm - 1:30am
Karaoke 9pm - 1:30am
MON - Karaoke, 9pm - 1:30am; TUE - DJ Nexus, 9pm - 1:30am; WED - Open Mic Night w/ The Alliez, 9pm - 1:30am
Karaoke
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MON thru WED - Karaoke
744 Front St., Lahaina 661-3744
142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085
COOL CAT CAFE
Wharf Cinema, Lahaina - 667-0908
DIAMONDS ICE BAR
1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299
Dog & Duck Irish Pub 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669
Eha’s Pool bar
1234 Lower Main, Wailuku - 242-1177
FERnANDO’s
Queen Kaahumanu S.C. - 871-5999
DJ Music 9pm - 1:30am
GIAN DON’S
1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-4041
Green Leaf sports bar 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888
HAUI’s LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rdl, Kihei - 891-8010
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515 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-8199
want to miss. 7:30 p.m., Castle Theater, MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-7469. More at the MACC – Additional November Shows: Nov 8 - American Bluegrass Masters, 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater; Nov13 - Lea Solonga, 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater; Nov 14 - Loggins & Messina, 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater; Nov 20 - Richard Thompson, 7:30 p.m. McCoy Studio Theater; Nov 21 – Cecilo & Kapono 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater; Nov 28 – Gabriel Iglesias w/ special guests Martin Moreno and Noe Gonzales, 7:30 p.m. Castle Theater. MACC, One Cameron Way, Kahului, HI 96732. 808-24-27469. William Shatner & Brian Evans - Fri, Dec 18. Beam me up, Hard Rock! A meet and greet evening with the two celebs—full of music and even a book signing! Hmm... maybe a little “Rocket Man” spoken word? A portion of the door goes to World Hunger / Serve. 10 p.m. Hard Rock Cafe, 900 Front St., Lahaina, 96761. 808-667-7400.
Events
THURSDAY, OCT 15
Surfrider Foundation Maui Chapter Meeting - The Foundation “is an international, environmental, non-profit organization dedicated to preserving the world’s oceans, waves and beaches.” All members—and prospective members—are encouraged to attend. A surf video will be shown, with a social hour to follow. 7 - 9 p.m. Hawaiian Canoe Club (next to First Hawaiian Bank), Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-298-8254. Ghost Stories! - Lyn Ford of Ohio, returns to Maui for her third time and presents, along side Oahu’s Jeff Gere, some spooky stories—just in time for Halloween! See This Week’s Picks for more. 7 p.m. Wailuku Public Library, 251 S. High Street, Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-243-5766. Cinema Night - Cafe Mambo will host an evening of classic and cult classic films for the 21 and older crowd. 9 p.m. Cafe Mambo, 30 Baldwin Ave., Paia, HI 96779. 808-579-8021.
FRIDAY, OCT 16
Spooky Stuff - Lyn Ford of Ohio, returns to Maui for her third time and presents, along side Oahu’s
anui, Makena, HI, 96753. 808-242-4363.
Jeff Gere, some spooky stories—just in time for Halloween! See This Week’s Picks for more. 10:30 a.m. Kahului Public Library, 90 School St., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-873-3097.
Oktoberfest at Umalu, Celebrating their 1st Anniversary – Sat, Oct 17. Featuring Umpapa Trio from 5 – 7 p.m. and dancing to the New Project Band from 7 – 10 p.m. Plus, island and German-style grinds, beer stations, door prizes and other special treats. $25 admission includes 6 food and drink tickets. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort and Spa, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka’anapali, HI 96761. 808-661-1234.
Wo Hing After Dark - Enjoy this historic locale by candlelight. 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Wo Hing Temple Museum, 858 Front St., Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-661-3262. Scary Stories - Lyn Ford of Ohio, returns to Maui for her third time and presents, along side Oahu’s Jeff Gere, some spooky stories—just in time for Halloween! See This Week’s Picks for more. 3:30 p.m. Kihei Public Library, 35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei, HI 96753. 808-875-6833. Talk Story with New Affiliate President and Staff - Recently elected affiliate president Barbara Ankersmit and members of the board, legal, legislative and public education programs of the ACLU will convene at MCC for a talkstory session. Sponsored by the MCC Peace Club and Maui Peace Action. 5:30 - 7 p.m. Maui Community College, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-522-5906.
WED - Live Latin Jazz & Salsa 9pm - 1:30am
Festival Day & Health Expo - Part of the 2009 Maui Healing Garden Festival with festivities running October 17th through 25th. From 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. at the Maui Lawn: Play Tennis, The Sacred Garden Labyrinth and Coconut Lawn Bowling. At the Main Stage: Pule Opening Ceremony, 9:30 a.m.; Aubrey Bamdad, 10 - 11 a.m.; Myra Lewin, 11 a.m. - 12 p.m.; Kumu Alva, 12 - 1 p.m.; Kaleo Phillips, 1 - 2 p.m.; Magic by Neil Bruch, 2 - 2:30 p.m.; Karyn Contreras 2:30 - 3 p.m.; Maui Bio Fuels - Kelly King, 3 - 3:30 p.m.; Undress Your Salad, 3:30 4 p.m.; PUEO Woman’s Native American Drum Circle 4 - 4:30 p.m.; Dreaming Bear LoveEvolution 4:30 - 5 p.m.; Kaleo Phillips & Friends Hawaiian Music and Hula, 5 - 6 p.m. See This Week’s Picks for more. 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Maui Community College, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-984-3500.
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Reggae on the Water, Lahaina - A very special sunset cruise with live music by local star, Marty Dread. Support the Pacific Whale Foundation while enjoying cocktails and appetizers. Check out Reggae on the Water on Wednesday nights too, departing from the Ma’alaea Harbor. 5:30 - 7:30 p.m. Pacific Whale Foundation, Lahaina Harbor, Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-249-8811 ext. 1.
SATURDAY, OCT 17
Boys & Girls Club of Maui Benefit Golf Tourney - Sign up now for this annual golf tourney, a benefit for the Boys and Girls Club of Maui. To be held on Oct. 17th, shotgun start at 7:30 a.m. for this four-player team, scramble format event. For registration or more information, call or visit www. bgcmaui.org. Maui Prince Hotel, 5400 Makena Al-
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Alzheimer’s Aloha Chapter’s 2009 Memory Walk - A benefit event. Call or visit www.alz. org/hawaii for more information. 7 - 9 a.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-242-8636. Hana: Festivals of Aloha, Maui Nui Style - The Festivals of Aloha culminate in heavenly Hana with a week’s worth of wonderful events from Oct. 17th through Oct. 23rd. Beginning Saturday, the festivities kick off with a parade through Hana Town (11 a.m.) followed by an all-day Ho’olaulea at the ballpark. 11 a.m. Hana Ball Park, 5101 Uakea Rd., Hana, HI 96713. 808-264-3563.
Celebrate with Willie K - 12 Years of Maui Marketplace - Remember back when the Bugle Boy at the Maui Marketplace was all the rage? This Dairy Road hub celebrates its 12th year, and does so in style, with Willie K set to rock. KawikaVEEKA of Native 92.5 FM will emcee. Also performing is Halau Te Tirae Patitifa Keoni Manuel. Plus, plenty of activities for keiki including “Masked Art,” Feather Duster the Clown, and at noon, free cake and ice cream (courtesy of the Marketplace and Meadow Gold Dairies). 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Maui Marketplace, Dairy Rd., Kahului, HI 96732. Homebuyer Seminar - Sponsored by the Na Hale o Maui. Learn what it means to own a community land trust home. Registration begins at 8:45 a.m. 9 10 a.m. Cameron Center, 95 Mahalani St., Wailuku, 96793. 808-244-6110 or 808-244-6199. 2nd Annual Princess Ka’iulani Festival See News & Views, plus This Week’s Picks for more about this Upcountry event, and the tragic tale of Ka’iulani. 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Haleakala Waldorf School, 4160 Lower Kula Rd., Kula, HI 96790. 808-878-2511. Men in Black II - No, not aliens, but an uncommon performance of some out of this world jazz! Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-877-3369. Get Chicken Skin - Lyn Ford of Ohio, returns to Maui for her third time and presents, along side Oahu’s Jeff Gere, some spooky stories—just in time for Halloween! See This Week’s Picks for more. 2:30 p.m. Lahaina Public Library, 1680 Wharf St., Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-662-3950. Get Spooked - Lyn Ford of Ohio, returns to Maui for her third time and presents, along side Oahu’s Jeff Gere, some spooky stories—just in time for Halloween! See This Week’s Picks for more. 2:30 p.m. Makawao Public Library, 1159 Makawao Ave., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-573-8785. Sexy Sakura - The Cherry Blossom Cabaret brings “Speakeasy” to Makawao. See This Week’s Picks for more. 9:45 Doors / 10:30 Show. Casanova, 1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao 96768. 808-572-0220.
SUNDAY, OCT 18
Hana: Festivals of Aloha, Maui Nui Style - The Festivals of Aloha culminate in heavenly Hana with a week’s worth of wonderful events from Oct.
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17th through Oct. 23rd. Sunday’s festivities include a Fishing Tournament (8 a.m.), a Kids Play Day (11 a.m.), and Afternoon Games (1 p.m.). 8 a.m.; 11 a.m.; 1 p.m. Hana Bay, Hana, HI 96713. 808-264-3563. YO YO WORKSHOP & DEMO - Yo Yos are silent, so encourage your kids to learn how to use them and finally get some peace and quiet! A free workshop by Maui Toy Works. 4 - 5 p.m. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina, 96761. 808-661-5304.
HANA: FESTIVALS OF ALOHA, MAUI NUI STYLE - The Festivals of Aloha culminate in heavenly Hana with a week’s worth of wonderful events from Oct. 17th through Oct. 23rd. Monday night’s activities include a Teen Night with music and dancing. 7 p.m. Hana Ranch Restaurant, End of Hana Hwy., Hana, HI 96713. 808-264-3563.
MONDAY, OCT 19
TUESDAY, OCT 20
MPD HOSTS TOWN MEETING - You should already be in Hana Town for the Festivals of Aloha, so why not pop in to this meeting also? 6 - 7:30 p.m. Helene Hall, 150 Keawa Pl., Hana, HI 96713. CHALLENGING TEENS? - Sponsored by the House of New Life and the State Department of Education. A 12-week course will be offered to provide guidance to parents—the program’s moto being, “Parents have the answers... when they have the tools they need.” The program is free, but the 180 page workbook does require a $25 charge (sounds worth it). Call for more
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BIOFUEL FROM TRASH TOUR - Sponsored by Pacific Bio Diesel, see trash to fuel and how it’s done. Held at the Maui Landfill, see www.hawaiianhealinggardens.com for more information. 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. CALLING ARTISTS OF ALL AGES! - East Maui Watershed Partnership and Viewpoints Gallery are having their annual juried art exhibition - Malama Wao Akua. This yearís theme is ìThe Art of Conservation at Work.î Subject matter must be of Maui Nuiís native flora and fauna or the people who work to protect them. Bring your art of the ëaina to Viewpoints Gallery, today. Entry fees are $10 per entry for adults and $5 per entry for keiki. For more information call or visit www.eastmauiwatershed.org. 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Viewpoints Gallery, 3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao, HI 96768. 808-573-6999. LAHAINA VISITORS DAY - BNI is a business and professional networking organization whose primary purpose is to exchange qualified business referrals. It is the largest networking organization of its kind. Currently, BNI has over 5,300 chapters throughout 42 countries. Last year, members of BNI passed 5.4 million referrals that generated $2.3 billion (USD) worth of business for each other. In Hawaii, BNI has 28 chapters with over 600 members. Today, BNI hosts a special Visitor’s Day. Seating is limited, so please call to RSVP. 8:30 - 10 a.m. Pioneer Inn, 658 Wharf St., Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-661-4660 or 808-263-3515. INVASIVE SPECIES EDUCATION EVENT - Free community training workshops are slated for the Hawaii Early Detection Network, which monitors for invasive species. Participants will learn to identify pests like Banana Bunchy Top, little fire ant, invasive marine algae, and others. 5 - 7 p.m. Hana Community Center, 5091 Uakea St., Hana 96713. 808-984-3717.
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HANA: FESTIVALS OF ALOHA, MAUI NUI STYLE - The Festivals of Aloha culminate in heavenly Hana with a week’s worth of wonderful events from Oct. 17th through Oct. 23rd. On Wednesday will be a delightful “Movie in the Park” evening featuring a “Moloka’i” a movie about Father Damien starring Kris Kristofferson, as well as a short concert film of Gabby Pahinui and the Sons of Hawaii. 4 p.m. Hana Ball Park, 5101 Uakea Rd., Hana, HI 96713. 808-264-3563. REGGAE ON THE WATER, MA’ALAEA - A very special sunset cruise with live music by local star, Marty Dread. Support the Pacific Whale Foundation while enjoying cocktails and appetizers. Check out Reggae on the Water on Friday nights too, departing from the Lahaina Harbor. 5:30 - 7:30 p.m. Pacific Whale Foundation, Ma’alaea Harbor, Wailuku, HI 96793. 808-249-8811 ext. 1. WOW! - Wailea on Wednesdays presents live island music, gallery receptions, artist appearances and more. 6:30 - 8 p.m. The Shops at Wailea, 3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, HI 96753. 808-897-6770 x2. SPA PARTY: A BENEFIT FOR WOMEN HELPING WOMEN - Pamper yourself and support a good cause. Please call for reservations as space is limited. 7 - 9 p.m. Zensations Spa, 3600 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Lahaina, HI 96761. 808-669-0100. BIONEERS FILM SHOWCASE - Part of the 2009 Maui Healing Garden Festival, running October 17th - 25th.
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THURSDAY
10/15
Jacques
3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. 667-0787
Kahului ale house
355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001
SATURDAY
10/16
10/17
Farzad & Mike Madden No Cover, 7pm - Close
Farzad & Mike Madden No Cover, 7pm - Close
Angie Carr No Cover, 7pm - Close
Upcountry Boyz
Flashback Friday $10, 10pm - Close
Haiku Hillbillys 8 - 11pm
Boat Night w/ DJ Mike 10pm - Close
deAquino Bradahz 9:30 - 11:30pm
Kobe Steakhouse
Free Karaoke w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi
845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
136 Dickenson St., Lahaina - 667-5555
MONDAY - WEDNESDAY
10/19 - 10/21
MON - Tracy Stile, No Cover, 7pm-Close; TUE thru WED - Rene Alonzo, No Cover, 7pm-Close
Free Karaoke w/ Auntie Toddy Lilikoi
Los pelones
Salsa Night $7, 10pm
Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-9900
1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 879-9944
10/18
Rene Alonzo No Cover, 7pm - Close
KIMOS
LuLu’s Kihei
SUNDAY
Ladies Night w/ DJ Del Sol; $10 (guys), 9:30pm
120 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8844
JAVA JAzz
FRIDAY
Salsa w/ Neto No Cover, 8 - 11pm
Lulu’s lahaina
Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808
Wild Rose
A Bennett Solo
TUE - Service Industry Night w/ DezMan
Local Band Showcase $10, 9:30pm
X-clusive Saturday Nights 10pm - Close
Maui Laser Karaoke w/ Joe; No Cover, 9pm-12am
MON - Service Industry Night; TUE - Tourist Tuesdays; WED - Sizzling Salsa Nights
MAi tai lounge
839 Front St., Lahaina - 661-5288
Maui Brewing CO.
Catfish Ringo No Cover, 9:30pm-12:30am
Kahana Gateway Center - 669-3474
Moose McGillycuddy’s 2511 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8644
Moose McGillycuddy’s 844 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7758
DJ Pete 90X No Cover, 9pm - 12am
DJ Pete 90X No Cover, 9pm - 12am
DJ Heat 9pm - 1am
DJ Dolla Drink $5, 9pm - 1am
Curtis Love 10pm - Close
The Maui Jazz Band w/ Kelly Covington 7 - 10pm
The Celtic Tigers,6:30-9:30pm D.U.H., 10pm - Close
WED - Murray Thorne, 10pm - Close / Industry Night
Catfish Ringo No Cover, 10pm - 1am
Sounds of Addiction No Cover, 10pm - 1am
Ryan Palma No Cover, 10pm - 1am
MON - Bloodline, 10pm - 1am; TUE - Junior Guys, 10pm - 1am; WED - Trivia Night 7 9pm / Open Mic 10pm - 1am - All No Cover
Catfish Ringo 9pm - 1am
Mulligan’s on the blue 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
Mulligan’s AT the Wharf Cinema Center, Lahaina - 661-8881
Sponsored by the Hawaii Health Guidae adn Hale Akua Garden Farms. Maui Community College, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-984-3500.
School Sports
Thursday MIL Girls Volleyball - Central Regular Season. King Kekaulike at Kamehameha. 6:30 p.m. Kamehameha High School Maui, 275 Aapueo Pkwy., Makawao, HI 96768. Thursday MIL Girls Volleyball - West Side Regular Season. Maui High at Lahainaluna. 6:30 p.m. Lahainaluna High School, 980 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina, HI 96761. Thursday MIL Girls Volleyball - West Side Regular Season. Kaahumanu Hou vs. Maui Preparatory Academy. 6:30 p.m. Lahaina Civic Center, 1840 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina 96761. Friday Night MIL Girls Volleyball - Moloka’i Fri. Regular Season. Hana High at Moloka’i High. 7 p.m. - 10 p.m. Moloka’i High School, 2140 Farrington Ave., Hoolehua, HI 96729. 808-567-6950. MIL Friday Night Football - Regular Season. Maui High vs. Baldwin. 7 p.m. War Memorial Stadium, 211 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-270-7389. MIL Saturday Night Football - Regular Season. Lahainaluna at King Kekaulike. 7 p.m. King Kekaulike High School, 121 Kula Hwy., Pukalani, HI 96768. Saturday MIL Girls Volleyball - Moloka’i Regular Season. Hana High at Moloka’i High. 12 p.m. Moloka’i High School, 2140 Farrington Ave., Hoolehua, HI 96729. 808-567-6950. Saturday Night MIL Girls Volleyball - Central - Regular Season. Baldwin at Maui High. 6:30 p.m. Maui High School, 660 Lono Ave., Kahului,HI 96732. Saturday Night MIL Girls Volleyball - Lana’i Regular Season. Seabury Hall at Lana’i High. 7 p.m. Lana’i High & Elementary School, 555 Fraser Ave., Lanai City, HI 96763. Saturday Night MIL Girls Volleyball North Shore - Regular Season. St. Anthony vs. Kihei Charter. 6:30 p.m. Alfred “Flako” Boteilho Sr. Gymnasium and Paia Park, 640 Baldwin Ave., Paia, HI 96779.
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Ryan Palma, No Cover 7-10pm; Sounds of Addiction, No Cover 10pm-1am
WED - Open Mic Night No Cover, 9:30pm - 12:30am
Join the Maui Surf Ohana! - Get discounts on competitions and participate in multiple events by joining the Hawaiian Surfing Association / Maui Surf Ohana. With five events this season: Hi Tech / Lopez Surfbash XX (Nov. 21st or 22nd - alt. Nov. 28th or 29th 2009), Honolua Legends of the Bay (Jan. 30th - Feb 14th 2010 one day event / weekend days only), Neil Pryde Challenge at Ho’okipa (Mar. 6th or 7th 2010 - alt. Mar 13th or 14th), Hurley Lahaina Surffest (May 1st 2010 - alt May 8th or 9th). Compete in at least three events and qualify for the 2010 HSA State Championships. For more information, call David Daly. 808-280-4435.
Kimo’s Restaurant - Mon – Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30 – 8:30 p.m. Kimo’s. 845 Front St., Lahaina 96761, 808-661-4811.
Longhi’s Wailea - Sat, acoustic music. Longhi’s. The Shops at Wailea, 3750 Wailea Ala Nui, Wailea 96753, 808-891-8883.
Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill - Thurs, Kalini Kinimaka 5 - 8 p.m.; Tue, Kenny Roberts 6 - 8 p.m. LuLu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill. Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy. #A1, Lahaina, 96761, 808-661-0808.
Lulu’s Kihei - Thurs, Salsa w/ Neto 7 – 10 p.m.; Fri, Wild Rose 6:30 – 9:30 p.m.; Sat, A Bennet Solo 6:30 – 9:30 p.m.; Tues, DezMan 6:30 – 9:30 p.m.; Wed, Steve Sargent 5:30 – 7:30 p.m. Lulu’s Kihei. 1945 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI, 96753, 808-879-9944.
Merriman’s - Thurs-Wed, Ranga Pae, 6 - 9 p.m. Merriman’s Kapalua. 1 Bay Drive, Lahaina, HI, 96761, 808-669-6400. Mulligan’s at the Wharf - Thurs, Ryan Palma 7 – 10 p.m. Mulligan’s at the Wharf. Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front Street, Lahaina, HI 96761, 808-661-8881.
DINNER MUSIC West Maui
BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria - WedFri, John Kane; Sat, Harry Troupe; Sun, Greg DiPiazza; Mon, Tue, Marvin Tevaga. All sets 7:30 - 9:30 p.m. BJ’s Chicago Pizzeria. All sets 7:30-9:30 p.m. 730 Front St., Lahaina, 96761, 808661-0700.
TUE - Zeke/DJ Dolla Drink $5, 9pm -1am WED - Unifires, 9pm - 1am
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Pioneer Inn Grill & Bar Thurs, Ah-Tim Eleniki; Tue, Captain Billy Bones; Wed, Greg DiPiazza. All sets 6 - 8 p.m.Pioneer Inn. 200 Kapalua Dr., Kapalua, HI 96761, 808-669-8889.
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Cool Cat Cafe - Thurs, Orin & Junior; Fri & Sat, Dave Carroll; Sun, Erin Smith; Mon, Peter DeAquino; Tue, Live Jazz; Wed, Whaleshark. All sets 7:30 – 10 p.m. Cool Cat Cafe. Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina, 96761, 808-667-0908.
Hula Grill - (Early sets) Wed - Sat Ernest Pua’a; Sun, TBA; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho; Tue, Jarret Roback. 3 - 5 p.m. (Followed by) Thurs, Braddah Brian & Roy; Fri, Brian, Roy & Kawika; Sat, “TBA”; Sun, Derick Sebastian; Mon, Oversized Productions; Tue, Roy & Friends; Wed, An Den. 6 - 8:30 p.m.Hula Grill. Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Parkway, Bldg P, Lahaina 96761, 808-667-6636. Java Jazz – Thurs, Rene Alonzo; Fri & Sat, Farzad & Mike Madden; Sun, Angie Carr; Mon, Tracy Stile, Tue & Wed, Rene Alonzo. All sets 7 p.m. – Close. Java Jazz, 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Lahaina 96761
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Pineapple Grille Thurs, Scotty Rotten; Fri, Damien Awai; Sat, Jazz on the Green w/ Brian Cuomo. All sets 7 – 10 p.m.
Sea House Restaurant Thurs-Sat, Kincaid Basques; Sun, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina, Tue, Kincaid Basques; Wed, Albert Kaina. All sets (except Sat.) 7 - 9 p.m. Sat set 6:30 - 9 p.m. Sea House Restaurant. 5900 Lower Honoapiilani Hwy., Napili, HI 96761, 808-669-1500.
South Maui Beach Bum’s Bar & Grill - Tue, Randall Rospond 5 – 8 p.m.; every 2nd Wed, Tom Conway and Randall Rospond 6 – 9 p.m. Beach Bum’s Bar & Grill 300 Maalaea Rd. # 1M, Wailuku, HI, 96793, 808-243-2286. Gian Don’s Italian Bistro- Thurs, Omar & Ken Stover 6 – 9 p.m.; Sun, Louise Lambert, 6 – 9 p.m. Gian Don’s Italian Bistro. 1445 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753, 808-874-4041
Ma’alaea Grill - Thurs - Sat, Benoit Jazz Works w/ Max Benoit on keyboards; Wed, Kenny Roberts. All sets 6:30 - 9 p.m. Ma’alaea Grill. 300 Maalaea Rd., Maalaea, HI, 96793, 808-243-2206. Mulligan’s on the Blue - Thurs, Rick Glencross 6:30 – 8:30 p.m.; Sun, The Celtic Tigers 6:30 – 9:30 p.m.; Mon, Acoustico 6:30 – 8:30 p.m.; Tues, Diana Arp 6:30 – 8:30 p.m.; Wed, Willie K, 7:30 – 9:30 p.m. Mulligan’s on the Blue. 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea, HI 96753, 808-874-1131. South Shore Tiki Lounge - Fri, Mango Pickers; Sat, Tom Conway; Sun, Viva La Rumba; Mon, Kanoa of Gomega. Wed, Eric Dotterer; Thurs, Erin Smith. All sets 4 - 6 p.m. South Shore Tiki Lounge. Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI 96753, 808-874-6444. Stella Blues - Thurs, Ah-Tim; Fri, Ahumanu; Tues, Tom Conway; Wed, Guest Artist. All sets 4 – 6 p.m. Stella Blues. 1279 South Kihei Rd., # 201, Kihei, HI, 96753, 808-874-3779. Taqueria Cruz - Tue & Sat Live music. All sets 6 - 9 p.m. Taqueria Cruz. 2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112, Kihei, HI, 96753, 808-875-2910. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe - Wed - Sat, Merv Oana; Sun, Howard Ahia; Thurs - Fri, Margie; Tue, Jamie Lawrence. All sets 6 - 10 p.m. Tommy Bahama’s Tropical Cafe. 3750 Wailea Alanui Dr., Kihei, HI, 96753, 808-875-9983. Tradewinds Poolside Cafe - Thurs, Kawika Lum Ho; Fri, Gina Martinelli; Sat, Bobby Ingram; Sun Sultry Sunday w/ Gene and Makana; Mon, Bobby Ingram & Friends; Tue, Halemanu; Wed, Mondo Kane. All sets 6 - 9 p.m. Tradewinds Poolside Cafe. 2259 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei, HI, 96753, 808-891-8860.
Friday 10/16 ~ 6:30-8:30pm
GAIL SWANSON
CURTIS LOVE 10pm-Close
Saturday 10/17 ~ 7-10pm The with KELLY COVINGTON
MAUI JAZZ BAND
Sunday 10/18 ~ 6:30-9:30pm
The Celtic Tigers
D.U.H.
10pm -Close
Wednesday 10/21 ~ 10-Close
Murray Thorne Industry Night 50% off Pupus & Drinks w/ hotel/restaurant ID
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WOW-WEE MAUI’S
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Central Maui Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Café – Every Fri & Sat in October – OKtoberFest: live Oohmpah band, The Dorfmusikanten. Brigit & Bernard’s Garden Café. 335 Hoohana St., Kahului 96732. Cafe Marc Aurel - Thurs, Hand Jive Jazz Trio Presents “One Mo’ Time,” 7:30 p.m.; Fri, Cheryl Rae, 7:30 p.m.; Mon, Open Mic Night, 7 p.m.; Wed, Women in the Round. Cafe Marc Aurel. 28 N. Market St., Wailuku, HI 96793, 808-244-0852. Kahului Ale House - Thurs, Upcountry Boyz 6 – 9 p.m.; Sat, Haiku Hillbillys 8 – 11 p.m. Kahului Ale House. 355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului 96732, 808-877-9001. Main Street Bistro - Thurs-Fri, Rhythm & Blues with Freedom. 5 - 7:30 p.m. Main Street Bistro. 2051 Main St., Wailuku, HI, 96793, 808-244-6816.
UpCountry Maui Flatbread Co. - Wed, Tom Conway & Randall Rospond 6 - 9 p.m. Flatbread Co.. 89 Hana Hwy., Paia, HI 96779, 808-579-8989. Green Banana Cafe - Tue, Shea Argel; Thu, Indio; Sat, Soundwave. All sets 6 - 8 p.m. Green Banana Cafe. 137 Hana Hwy., Paia, HI, 96779, 808-579-9130.
RESORT SHOWS
SHERATON MAUI HOTEL - 2605 Ka`anapali Pkwy, Ka`anapali, HI 808-661-0031
HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT & SPA - 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina, HI 808-661-1234
Lagoon Bar - Live music nightly, All sets 6-8 p.m. Torchlighting and cliff diving ceremony at sunset nightly.
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KA`ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL - 2525 Ka`anapali Pkwy., Ka`anapali, HI 808-661-0011 Tiki Courtyard SunThurs, Leokane, 6 p.m. Friday, Halau Friday Hula show. 6-9 p.m. KAPALUA RESORT 1 Bay Dr., Lahaina, HI 808669-6400
MAUI PRINCE HOTEL - 5400 Makena Alanui, Makena, HI 808-874-1111
SOUTH MAUI FOUR SEASONS RESORT WAILEA 3900 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, HI 808-874-8000
Lobby Lounge - (Early sets) Thurs, Steve Repollo and Alan Villeran; Sat, Mon, Island Style Trio with hula dancing. Early sets 5:30-7:30 p.m. (Followed by) Thu, Sal Godinez and Marcus Johnson; Sat, Mon, Nils and Anastasia; Sun, Pam Peterson and Rudy Baria; Late sets 8:30-11:30 p.m. Torchlighting ceremony nightly.
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NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - 5900 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Napili, HI 808-6691500, Thu, Fri, Tue. Kincaid Kupahu; Sat, Coelho Morrison; Sun & Wed, Andrew Kaina; Mon, Albert Kaina. All sets 7-9 p.m.
Max - Thurs, Eric Dotterer; Fri, The Gypsy Guitar of Bo Shores; Sat, Derick Sebastian or Benny Uyetaki; Sun, Bo Shores; Tue, Open Mic; Wed, The Backyard Bruddahs. Max. Ha’iku Town Center, 810 Kokomo Rd., Ha’iku, HI 96708, 808-575-2629.
RITZ CARLTON - 1 Ritz Carlton Drive, Kapalua, HI 808-669-6200
Moana Bakery & Cafe - Tue, Open Mic Night; Wed, Benoit Jazzworks 6:30 – 8:30 p.m.; Fri, Randall Rospond 6:30 – 9:30 p.m.; Sat, Steve Sargenti, 6:30 – 8:30 p.m. Moana Bakery & Cafe. 71 Baldwin Ave., Paia, HI, 96779, 808-579-9999.
ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT - 2780 Keka`a Dr., Ka`anapali, HI 808-661-3611
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Ono Bar & Grille - Fri, Brian Haia; Sat, Keali’i Lum; Sun, Raz Shaggai; Wed, Scott Baird Duo. All sets 6-9 p.m.
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Hana Hou Cafe - Wed, Dorothy Betz and Les Adam with Vince Esquire; Thurs, Randall Rospond; Sat, Live Music; Mon, The Hula Honeys. All sets 6 - 9 p.m. Hana Hou Cafe. 810 Haiku Rd., Haiku, HI, 96708, 808-575-2661.
The Lounge - Sun, Ron; -Mon, Joshua K; Tue, Tarvin; Wed, Howard, Thurs, Hallie.; Fri, Espresso; Sat, Crazy Fingers. Sun-Thu 7-10 p.m., Fri-Sat 7:30-11 p.m. 6:15-9:45 p.m.
Royal Ocean Terrace - Thurs, Fri, Sat, Live Hawaiian. 6-8 p.m.
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WAILEA MARRIOTT - 3700 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, HI 808-879-1922 Kumu Bar & Grill - Nightly, Hula dancing. 6-9 p.m.
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Merriman’s - Fri & Sat. Ranga Pae, 5:30-8:30 p.m.
Lower Courtyard - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Jamie Lawerence and Friends.
THE WESTIN MAUI RESORT & SPA - 2365 Kaanapali Parkway, Ka`anapali, HI 808-667-2525
Tropica - Thurs, Fri & Wed, Benny Uyetake; Sat & Mon, Mitch Kepa; Sun, Keali’i Lum; Tue, Steve Sargenti; . All sets 6-9 p.m.
Ohana Bar & Grill - Wed, Thurs, Live music; Fri, Patrick Major; Sun, Wayne and Friends; Mon, Tue, Ernest Pua`a. All sets 5:30-9:30 p.m. Torch lighting ceremony nightly.
East Wing - Wed, 6:30-8 p.m., Marti Kluth.
GRAND WAILEA RESORT HOTEL & SPA - 3850 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, HI 808-875-1234 Botero Bar - Wed, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music. Humuhumunukunuku-apua`a - Nightly, 5:30 p.m., Strolling Hawaiian Duo. THE FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI - 4100 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, HI 808-875-4100 Lobby Bar - Nightly, 5:30-9:30 p.m., Live music. THE SHOPS AT WAILEA - 3750 Wailea Alanui, Wailea, HI 96753
Mele Mele Lounge - Nighly, Live music. 9-11 p.m.
Molokini Lounge – Mon, Wed, Fri & Sat, Mele ‘Ohana Duo; Tue & Thurs, Ron Kualu’au. Sun – Thurs sets 6 – 9 p.m.; Fri – Sat sets 6 – 10 p.m.
EAST MAUI HOTEL HANA-MAUI - 5031 Hana Hwy., Hana, HI 808-248-8211 Paniolo Lounge - Thurs-Sun, Live music. 6:30-9:30 p.m. Main Dining Room - Thurs, Sun, Hula dancing. 7:30-8:15 p.m.
Farmers market, Art/Craft Fairs
Annual Pumpkn Patch - Every Tue-Sun throuh Oct 31st. Pick your own pumpkin, plus enjoy the The produce stand also features fresh, local strawberries, fruits, vegetables and flowers from Maui farmers. Kula Country Fams Produce Stand. Kula Hwy., across Rice Park, Kula HI 96790. 808-878-8381. Farmers’ Market Ohana Farmers & Crafters Market - Every Tue, Wed & Fri. Vendors bring a plethora of juicy wares to Ka’ahumanu’s Center Court. 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. Queen Kaahumanu Shopping Center, 275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-877-3369. Maui’s Swap Meet - From Saturday, Oct 10: From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, this place pretty much has it all. Killer produce market, too. Admission: 50 cents. 7 a.m. - 12 p.m. Maui Community College, 310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului, HI 96732. 808-877-3100.
by Caeriel Crestin
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sign.language.astrology@gmail.com LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)
You’re not good at suffering. “Who is?” you might demand incredulously, to which I’d refer you to those masochistic Scorpios and rugged Capricorns. Unlike the latter, who usually bear hardship stoically and without complaint, you frequently make a big fuss over your misery. Fishing for sympathy and seeking relief from suffering aren’t especially character-building activities, though, and they’re poor preparation for those times when neither compassionate attention nor reprieve are forthcoming. I don’t expect you to change—you’re simply not wired to enjoy suffering. However, since this week’s torments are relatively mild, it’s a good time to work on developing your endurance, so that it’ll be there when you really need it.
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Unlike your Libran neighbors, you actually thrive on suffering to some extent. Every Scorpio has a bit of a martyr in them. In fact, you sometimes even create situations that will generate more misery for you, quite on purpose (although you usually deny this). However, although I admire your ability to thrive on adversity, I worry that sometimes you’re inclined to carry it too far, and the exquisite pain of your self-torment can cross over into real misery. Because that’s a real danger this week, may I suggest that you ease up on yourself? When the opportunity to further complicate and confuse the situation arises, please pass it up.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)
You’re so flexible in general that you don’t really notice it on the rare occasions when you involuntarily dig in your heels and act unreasonable and stubborn. Naturally, you assume it’s the other person being a obstinate ass, since that’s usually the case—only this time it’s actually you. I can’t imagine what’s gotten your panties all knotted up, but this issue is really pushing buttons you’re just not used to having pushed. Notice that. Take a step back from it, and see what you can do to work around that knee-jerk reaction. Unfortunately, it might involve eating a bit of humble pie, saying you’re sorry, and letting someone else take the reins for a while.
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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)
It’s no secret that you can be a bit of a control freak. You’re actually very good at massaging and manipulating situations to work out well for you. What you suck at is when things are really and truly out of your hands. Generally, you flail, try desperate measures, and freak out. Not very graceful or productive. As you get older, you need to learn to recognize these situations more quickly, so you can stop wasting time and energy trying to take control. That doesn’t mean you must shed your control freak tendencies entirely, though; just refocus them on the one thing you can control—your own reaction.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)
A skilled sculptor might look at a block of granite and see a shape inside, one they’re capable of exposing to the world. The rest of us will generally just see a chunk of rock, or, even if we saw something, be incapable of “getting it out.” Rock-sculpting is hardly your forte, but you are very adept at something similar involving the human spirit. You’re able to see qualities in certain people that are quite invisible (or inaccessible) to everyone else. You may, in fact, be the only one in a position to help dig up and expose those qualities to the world. Shirking that duty does both you and the poor boggeddown person in question a grave disservice. Keep that in mind this week.
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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)
Having a genie pop out of a lamp to offer you three wishes might be one of the worst things that could ever happen to you. After torturing yourself for days agonizing over what to wish for, you’d finally have one of your crazily flippant moments and blow them all on something ridiculously easy to obtain on your own, like an ice cream cone. Of course that would lead to a whole new set of tortured questions (“Why didn’t I get sprinkles!?”) that could take you on an entirely new spiral of self-doubt. Don’t do that to yourself. If you really can’t make a thoughtful decision on your own, just find a trusted (and decisive) friend to make it for you, and trust that whatever she chooses will be at least as good, and probably better, than whatever you’d have come up with on your own.
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)
While camping, there are those who’ll take pains to leave the wilderness as pristine as they found it, and others who won’t be too bothered if a bit of littering saves them some effort. And there are a criminal few who are so careless that their ignorance could cost lives, as they start fires or poison wildlife. The campground rule applies to relationships as well. You should leave any person you get involved with better off than when you found them. Walking away from a forest fire you helped ignite is just bad karma. Don’t do that shit. If you can’t put the blaze out by yourself, get help.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)
I heard a story about a friend of a friend, who fasted for 40 days, and then broke his fast by drinking vodka. He promptly flushed out a tapeworm, which he’d starved for more than a month and then killed with the alcohol. Sometimes such extreme measures are required to rid yourself of a tenacious parasite, but not this week. Right now the bloodsucker you’re hoping to shed is strangely vulnerable to such innovative methods as: asking him to go away. I know, it’s so out there you can’t believe it would ever work. Try it anyway.
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)
Assuming the worst will often manifest the worst. Suspecting people of trying to take advantage of you will often turn them against you, even if they weren’t to start out with. Being paranoid that people don’t like you isn’t likely to endear you to them; last time I checked, paranoia wasn’t an especially charming quality. The world isn’t as awful and difficult a place as you sometimes make it for yourself. Haven’t you noticed that your most naively optimistic friends are also generally popular and happy? Walk a mile or two in their shoes this week. Even if it feels awkward at first, give it a go. You need the exercise.
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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)
Why does that person bug you so much? Could it be that when you look at them you subconsciously feel as if you’re gazing into an unflattering mirror? It’s hard to react with delight and affection when someone demonstrates some of your own least favorite qualities. However, think of how empowering it would be for both you and the person concerned if you could bring yourself around to such a response. Try that this week. The next time someone reminds you of a part of you you’re less than fond of, try not to react with distaste, but instead embrace compassion. You’ll both be happier for it.
LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)
I’m sure you’d love your lover to write you love songs, sculpt life-sized busts of your head, and constantly advertise your awesomeness. Don’t bother denying it. It all sounds pretty good, doesn’t it? That’s why having the average other half, who thinks a bunch of flowers or a home-made dinner are pretty darn romantic, might seem like a bit of a let-down, considering your extremely high (and largely secret) expectations. You’re unlikely to be lucky enough to find a partner who’ll consistently deify you— that’s why you need to learn to do these things for yourself (and be happy with that).
VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)
Admit it; you get off on self-deprivation sometimes. Where your astrological neighbors, those lofty Leos, thrive on self-indulgence and sometimes even excess, you’re quite the opposite. You seem to really enjoy denying yourself things. Perhaps that makes the pleasures you do allow yourself that much sweeter, but this week I suggest simply accepting and celebrating every bit of joy and recreation that comes your way, even if you’d normally be inclined to say, “thanks, but no thanks.” You deserve as much pleasure as comes your way. Making room in your life for more bliss is not a bad thing.
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Real Estate Services
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Services
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Spa Sessions
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45
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808•879•2826
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