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Hockey Night in Québec enters the third period

News Students may be asked to rejoin controversial stu dent federation. Page 3

The Montréal community may try to dress her, but Ste. Catherine bares all. Page 13

Editorial Student leaders, like other politicians, bend the truth to suit their needs Page 6 ENTERTAINMENT

A look at Gil ScottHeron, Barcelona, a talk with Stereolab and more... Page 15 SPO RTS

Redmen football comes alive to trounce Golden Gaels in front of five thousand fans on Saturday. Page 21 C o lu m n ists G. Gibson................... Page7 M. Luz.........................Page7 P. Shah..................Page 13 Departm ents Crossword.... .......... Page 8 Observer..................... Page8 What’s O n............ Page 23 Sexual Assault Centre of McGill Students’ Society 398-2700 Centre Contre l’Agression Sexuelle de l’Association des Étudiants de l’Université McGill

By Steve Smith Québec City is rife with rem inders of the struggle that brought the Parti Québécois to power again on Monday night. In the old town, restaurants specialis ing in traditional Québécois cuisine sit side by side with Subway and McDonald’s while the Maple Leaf competes with the Fleur de Lis along the city’s skyline. Perched high above the city is the Britishbuilt Citadel which keeps a perma nent watch over the Plains of Abraham, where the British con quest of New France was sealed in 1759. They serve as reminders of a struggle that will be accentuated in the next ten months as the the PQ prepares the way for its promised referendum on the issue of Québec’s independence. At the ironically-named, if not purposely selected Hotel Le Capitol, the PQ and nearly 1,000 supporters gathered to celebrate the end of the “second period” in their campaign for sovereignty that is

garnished with all the trimmings of a hockey game. As the results from Monday night’s election rolled in, the big screen television at centre stage in the Capitol’s auditorium showed a cartoon hockey player in a PQ jersey blasting slapshots past a hapless goalie dressed in red. The master of ceremonies continued the analogy with references to the Bloq Québécois’ “54 goals”, or seats in the federal government, and the PQ’s 125 players in the provincial elections. Outside the Hotel le Capitol, an enthusiastic and predominantly young crowd gathered in the hopes of getting to hear PQ leader Jacques Parizeau’s victory speech as it became increasingly clear that the PQ would win a majority in Q uébec’s N ational Assem bly. Inside le Capitol, a continual flow of PQ dignitaries took the podium to speak of the significance of that evening’s election results. The first to speak was PQ Vice President Bernard Landry, who emphasised

Montreal streetskin By D awn W estley Last April Christian Dior launched an extensive advertisement cam paign to introduce its new cellulite-combatting formula. The ornament of choice was a poster that sported the brightly-wrapped profile of a set of female buttocks. The advertisement raised a few eyebrows and a vast array of com mentary. “In any business, a sign is fifty The latest piece of pub percent of your business. If you’ve licity from got a shoestore in the basement A n g el’s Bar you’d better have a fucking good is an event calendar the sign outside otherwise nobody is b a c k g ro u n d going to come in .” of which is furnished Johnny Battista with a woman with her hand owner of Cabaret Sex Appeal placed on her crotch. Nearby, a pedestrian has a view of naked buttocks labeled “La Sourire”. And flashing neon representations of nude figures provided by Montréal’s entourage of strip clubs are not uncommon sights along Ste. Catherine.

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Canadians out early at D.C. Challenge T h is c o u ld b e y o u r space.

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By Rich Latour_______________ WASHINGTON — McGill was one of eight Canadian univer sities defeated by A m erican schools at the taping of the firstever Campus Challenge at George W ashington U niversity in Washington, D.C., on the week end. Sixty-four students from 16 universities in Canada and the U.S. participated in the roundrobin tournament, organised by W orld A ffairs T elevision of Montréal. Harvard University won the competition, edging out host George Washington University in the final round. The McGill team, composed of U3 Arts students Mark Luz and Irene B loem raad, F ourth-year Medicine student Mona Gupta and Ph.D. candidate Serge Durflinger,

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A copy centre is coming to the Shatner building. Operated by the Engineering Undergraduate Society, it will provide photo copying services in the basement of the building. The plans for the centre changed this sum m er when SSMU VP Finance Paul Johnson discovered that his initial plans for the centre were not acceptable to the M cG ill ad m inistration. Johnson was considering a con tract with a company outside the university. “McGill runs its own printing services below the lib ra ry ,” Johnson explained. “As well as the EUS in the McConnell engi neering building. They both felt that our copy centre might hurt

them fin ancially if an outside competitor were to be brought in.” EUS President Robin Petri agreed with the university. “M cGill d id n ’t want this,” she claims. “ [McGill] said you can’t use our space against us. We weren’t happy with them opening a centre — it was com petition against us. Often our disagree m ents w ith SSM U are over SSM U h irin g o u tsid e groups which compete against our own interests.” Johnson decided to consult EUS copy centre managers for a solution to the SSMU-EUS com petition. “We began thinking of part nerships that were com m unity wide. This is a gem of a project,” he said. “This copy centre will be See C opy C e n tre Page 3

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Benedict puts SSMU back on the road to FEUQ By Lee A nne W allace D e s p i te s e v e r a l y e a r s o f M c G ill stu d en ts jo in in g and le a v in g th e F é d é ra tio n d e s E tu d ia n ts U n iv e rsita ire s du Q u éb e c, S S M U V P E xternal N ick B enedict is p u sh in g f o r M c G ill s tu d e n ts to j o i n again. FEU Q re p re s e n ts m o r e th a n 1 0 0 ,0 0 0 u n d e r g rad u ate u n iv e rsi ty s t u d e n t s in Q u é b e c . M c G ill w a s th e s e c o n d m e m b er to jo in , in 1989. S in c e 1 9 9 0 , M c G i ll s tu d e n ts h av e voted on F E U Q in three refer en dum s. W h ile only one v o te w as in favour o f m em bership, all three w ere e x tre m e ly c lo se . F E U Q h a s n ev er attracted large vo ter turnout. T h e iss u e a p p e a re d to b e s e ttle d tw o years ago w hen students voted to w ithdraw . B e n e d ic t a ttr ib u te s p r e v io u s fa ilu re s o f F E U Q to m is in fo rm a tio n a n d c h a r a c te r a s s a s s in a tio n , and argues th at being a m em b er o f F E U Q w ill g ive M cG ill students a

v oice w ithin the p ro v in cial g o v ern m ent. “ R ig h t n o w , w e ’re is o l a te d from d ecision-m aking and success ful lo b b y in g groups and th a t’s got to ch a n g e ,” he said. “In an u n c e r tain p o litic a l c lim a te, i t ’s g rea t to have allies out th e re .” B e n e d i c t a r g u e d th a t w h e n tu itio n fees w ere un fro zen in 1989 a n d th e Q u é b e c g o v ern m e n t m oved to in c re a s e fe e s , th e r e w a s n o c o o rd in a tio n a m o n g s tu d e n ts to p r e v e n t th e 300 p e rc e n t increase that hit students. “ [M y] jo b is to m ake sure that w e d o n ’t lo se th e n e x t b a ttle ,” he said. F E U Q ’s stance on tuitio n fees w as th e fo cu s o f th e ca m p a ig n by students that voted to leave F EU Q in 1992. F E U Q adv o cated indexing fee h ikes in acco rd an ce w ith in fla tion, resulting in increases o f up to five p ercen t p er year. B e n e d ic t sa id th a t sin c e th a t referen d u m FE U Q has becom e

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c o m p letely o p p o sed to a n y f o r m o f tu itio n in c r e a s e , in c lu d in g in d e x in g . H e c i t e s th e P a r ti Q u é b é c o is ’s p le d g e n o t to in c re a s e tu itio n fe e s d u rin g it s f i r s t te r m in office as an exam ple o f th is c o m m it m ent.

T h r o u g h F E U Q , B e n e d ic t w a n ts to f o c u s o n e n s u rin g th a t th e re are no tu itio n increases. H e is also in te re s te d in e s ta b lish in g a b e tte r sy s te m o f lo a n s a n d bursaries. C o n c ern s re g a r d in g F E U Q ’s fran co p h o n e m ajo ri ty h as so m e en g lish students questioning SSMU VP External Nick Benedict w h e th e r F E U Q is a t r u ly b ilin g u a l a n g lo p h o n e u n i v e r s i t i e s w ith in o rg an isa tio n . B en ed ict asserts that Q uébec. F EU Q w ill resp o n d to these issues B e n e d ic t h a s th e u n a n im o u s at th e n e x t g en e ral m e e tin g . T h a t s u p p o r t o f th e e x t e r n a l a f f a i r s m e e ti n g w ill f o c u s o n h e l p in g

c o m m itte e o f S S M U to p u rsu e p r o v i s i o n a l m e m b e r s h i p in F E U Q . H e s a id th a t th is w ill g iv e stu d e n ts tim e to d e c id e if f u ll m e m b e r s h ip is g o o d f o r M cG ill. “ P r o v is io n a l m e m b e r s h ip allow s fo r caution and any n eg a tiv e aspects to m em b ersh ip w ill com e out this year,” h e said. P r o v i s i o n a l m e m b e r s h ip g iv es S S M U fu ll p riv ile g es and c o sts tw en ty -fiv e cen ts p e r stu dent. S S M U cu rre n tly p a y s the f e e o n b e h a l f o f s t u d e n ts . P rev io u s m e m b ersh ip co st each M c G ill s tu d e n t o n e d o lla r p e r term . It is unclear how m uch full m e m b e r s h ip w o u ld c o s t. H o w e v e r , B e n e d ic t is s tr ic tly o p p o sed to raisin g stu d en t fees, and w ants SSM U to continue to co v er th e costs. “ [I] w an t to do m o re w ith w hat w e h ave,” h e said C ouncil w ill vote on p ro v i s io n a l m e m b e r s h ip th is f a ll. A fte r o n e y e a r , s tu d e n ts w ill v o te on full m em bership. W hile h e d o esn ’t anticipate the battles held in previous years, he is ex p e ctin g to en c o u n te r a “h ea lth y d ebate.”

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C o n tin u e d fro m Page 2 c o m p letely stu d e n t ru n .” P etri an d Jo h n so n b elie v e th e p ro je c t w ill allo w S S M U to co u p le its ca p ita l w ith th e m a n a g e ria l ca p a c itie s th a t E U S h a s d e v e lo p e d a t its o w n c o p y c e n tre . E U S V P F in a n c e T ra cy S tro n g w as ex c ite d ab o u t th e n ew centre. “ It w o u ld p ro v id e so m e in d iv id u a ls w ith th e ex p e rien c e o f ru n n in g a sm all b u sin e ss,” sh e said. “T h e su c c e ss o f th e c e n tre w ill v a ry a c c o rd in g to th e e n th u sia sm o f th e m a n a g e rs,” sh e ex p la in e d . “T h e su c ce ss o f the [M cC o n n ell] ce n tre h as b e e n d e p e n d e n t o n th e in itia tiv e o f th o se w o rk in g th e re .” T h e M c C o n n ell co p y c e n tre is fiv e y ea rs o ld an d p ro fits e v e ry year. “ B u t so m e y ea rs are b e tte r th a n o th e rs, lik e la st y ea r. T h e w o rk w e p u t in to p u b lic ity an d a d v e rtisin g re fle c te d in o u r su c ce ss,” S tro n g said. T h e ce n tre w ill cre ate n ew jo b s fo r m a n y M c G ill stu d ents. “W e ’re lo o k in g fo r stu d e n ts in th e u n iv e rsity fo r p arttim e p o s itio n s in th e c o p y c e n tre . T h e y ’ll b e m a n a g e d b y tw o en g in ee rin g stu d en ts tra in e d at the E U S co p y c e n te r in M c C o n n e ll,” P etri stated. S he also said th at th e re w o u ld b e o n e fu ll-tim e e m p lo y ee at the n ew centre. “W e ’ve ap p lied o u tsid e o f th e sc h o o l fo r th a t p o sitio n , p e rh a p s a M c G ill g rad u a te o r an o th e r p e rso n ,” n o te d P etri. T h e E U S p o sitio n s w ill be unpaid. “ T h e E U S v a lu e s th e e x p e r ie n c e g a in e d b y s tu d e n t m an ag ers. I g u ess its su rp risin g b e c a u se i t ’s an u n p aid p o si tio n , b u t n o b o d y in E U S is p a id fo r an y o f th e ir p o sitio n s. [S tudents] d o it fo r th e ex p e rie n c e o f m a n a g in g a sm all b u si n e s s,” S tro n g said. T h e co p y ce n tre w ill n o t p ay re n t in th e S S M U -o p e ra te d b u ild in g , b u t w ill sh are a p o rtio n o f its p ro fits w ith S S M U . “ I t ’s a p a r tn e r s h ip — a n d w e s h a re th e r i s k , ” s a id Jo h n so n . “ [N e ith e r side] is lo o k in g to m a k e a k illin g , b u t it sh o u ld b e easy to ru n .” T h e ce n tre w as to o p e n b e fo re sc h o o l sta rted b u t d elay s p u sh e d it back. “W e m isse d the p e a k ,” J o h n so n a d m itte d . “ B u t g iv e n w h a t w e ’v e c o m e u p w ith , th a t’s q u ite a c c e p ta b le . W e ’re lo o k in g fo r it to o p en on M o n d a y , S e p te m b e r 19.” D esp ite in itial co n c ern re g a rd in g co m p e titio n in th e u n i v ersity m a rk e tp la ce , E U S , S S M U an d the M c G ill a d m in is tra tio n are c o n te n t w ith th e so lu tio n . “ T h is h a s a fo rm a t th a t w o n ’t c o m p e te w ith [M c G ill p rin tin g se rv ic e s’] m ark et. L a st y e a r w e d id n ’t ev e n th in k o f th a t,” Jo h n so n stated. “W e w ere all w o rrie d ab o u t o p en in g c o m p e titiv e sto res an d th is is an e x c e lle n t so lu tio n .”

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By M ichael Broadhurst ______ W h at a co n tra st it w as. E lev en m o n th s ag o , Je an C h rétien an d the fe d e ra l L ib e ra l P arty h e ld a g a la celeb ratio n in S h aw in ig a n , ju s t an h o u r n o rth east o f M o n tré a l, to w e lc o m e C a n a d a ’s new p r im e m i n i s ter. M onday n ig h t in M o n tr é a l th e c e le b ra tio n o f th e P a r ti L ib e ra l du Q u éb ec w as c o n s id e ra b ly m o re su b d u e d . P rem ier D aniel Jo h n so n le ft o ffice w ith d ignity, b u t w ith little in the w ay o f m o ral support. J o h n so n a n d o th e r are a M N A ’s g a t h e r e d a t M e tr o p o l is n ig h tc lu b o n S te - C a th e r in e S t., s t a r t i n g a t 8 p .m . E a r l y in th e ev en in g the m o o d w as p o sitiv e, as in it ia l r e tu r n s in d ic a te d a c lo s e ra c e f o r c o n tr o l o f th e N a tio n a l A ssem bly. A s th e n i g h t w o r e o n , it b ecam e in creasin g ly a p p a re n t th at L ib e r a l h o p e s f o r a n o t h e r te rm w e r e u n r e a l i s t i c . T h e P a r ti Q u éb éco is g rad u ally p u lle d aw ay, and by th e end o f the n ig h t h eld a

f irm m a jo r ity o f 7 7 s e a ts , c o m p a re d to ju s t 4 7 fo r th e L ib e ra ls. A ctio n D ém o c ratiq u e le ad e r M ario D u m o n t w o n h is rid in g , R iv ière du L o u p , r o u n d in g o u t th e 1 2 5 -se a t N a ti o n a l A s s e m b ly . R iv iè r e d u L o u p is in th e L o w e r S t-L a w re n ce re g io n , n ea r th e O n tario border. J o h n s o n ’s L ib e ra l te a m g a r n e re d 4 4 .3 p e rc e n t o f th e p o p u la r v o te , le ss th a n h a lf a p e rc e n ta g e p o in t b e h in d th e P Q ’s 4 4 .7 p e r c e n t. T h e h ig h c o n c e n tr a tio n o f L ib e ra l v o te rs in M o n t r é a l , th e E a ste rn T o w n s h ip s and th e O tta w a R iv e r V a lle y le d th e P Q to s w e e p th e re s t o f th e r id in g s in th e p ro v in c e an d a l lo w e d it a n

A Liberal party worker continually informed the crowd which Liberals were leading or re-elected — though not those losing or defeated.

a b so lu te m a jo rity in the leg islatu re. M o n d a y ’s c e le b ra tio n s w e re q u ie t in co m p ariso n to the p a rty in S h a w in ig a n . L a s t y e a r L ib e r a l faith fu ls p ac k ed th e u p p er flo o r o f a m a ll in J e a n C h r é tie n ’s h o m e to w n to w elc o m e th e ir n a tiv e son to C a n a d a ’s h ig h e st o ffice. P eo p le ch e ered , c lap p e d a n d w h istled fo r h o u rs u n til h e a p p e a re d to sp e a k b e f o r e th e n a tio n , a c e le b r a tio n m a rre d o n ly b y b o o s th a t g re e te d C h r é t i e n ’s o c c a s i o n a l u s e o f E n g lish . M o n d a y n ig h t, m a n y f e w e r L ib e ra ls c o n v e n e d at M e tro p o lis, w ith ju s t as m u ch m e d ia p rese n ce a s S h a w in ig a n . A p p r o x i m a t e ly

3 0 0 L ib e ra l s u p p o r te r s — m a n y th e L ib e r a l P a r ty w ill f ig h t f o r s u p p o r te r s w ill b e re a d y f o r th e fa m ily a n d c lo se p erso n a l frie n d s fe d e ra lism in a p o te n tia l re fe re n re n d e z -v o u s.” o f J o h n s o n , W e s tm o u n t— S a in td u m ca m p a ig n . P Q le a d e r Ja cq u e s J o h n s o n s a id h e b e lie v e d in L o u is M N A J a c q u e s C h a g n o ri Q u é b e c ’s f u tu r e a n d th e o th e r L ib e ra l ca n d id a tes in th e C a n a d ia n w h o a p p e a re d — b are ly fillin g fed e ra tio n . th e h a l l w i t h a c a p a c i t y o f “ W h a t I ’m 2 ,0 0 0 . L ib e ra l o rg an ise rs k in d ly te llin g o th e r re q u e ste d th a t m e d ia p erso n n e l C a n a d ia n s is th at jo in the su p p o rters o n th e floor, I ’m v e r y c o n f i b u t m o s t p a rty m e m b e rs d e n t th a t w e h a v e re m a in e d at the b ar to av o id the a b r ig h t fu tu re h o rd e s o f ca m e ra c re w s and to g e th e r ,” he rep o rters. s a id . “ I a s k y o u A fte r m o re th a n tw o h o u rs to b e a s c o n f i o f w a itin g , w h ile a L ib e ra l d e n t as I th a t w e p a rty w o rk e r c o n tin u a lly d o h a v e a b r ig h t i n f o r m e d t h e c r o w d w h ic h fu tu re to g e th e r.” L ib e r a ls w e r e le a d in g o r r e “ [T h e L ib e l e c t e d — th o u g h n o t th o s e era l P arty has] an lo s in g o r d e f e a te d — D a n ie l im p o r ta n t r e p r e Jo h n s o n a n d e d u c a tio n m in is s e n ta tio n in te r C h a g n o n jo in e d th e ir c o l a lm o s t a ll o f th e le a g u e s o n -s ta g e . J o h n s o n r e g io n s o f Q u é a d d r e s s e d t h e v o t e r s o f th e b e c .” p ro v in c e at a p p ro x im a te ly Jo h n so n su g 1 0 :3 0 p .m . H e s p o k e c o n f i g e s te d th a t th e d e n tly , a n d a p p e a re d m o re L ib e ra ls w ere the re la x e d th a n h e h a d in se v eral p a r ty th a t r e p m o n th s. r e s e n te d a ll o f J o h n so n su g g e ste d th a t th e Q u é b e c ’s c i t i o L ib e ra l P a rty sh o u ld b e p ro u d CQ zen s. 0) o f its c a m p a ig n , a n d its g o v “ O u r p a rty e rn m e n t’s re c o rd . o is th e p a rty th at “ O u r s u p p o r t f r o m th e is p o p u la r Johnson: preparing fo r the rendez-vous p o p u la r v o te is a lm o st as h ig h th ro u g h o u t as th e P Q ,” h e s a id . “ W e a re Q u é b e c ,” h e said. c o n s c io u s o f le a v in g [th e P Q ] a P a riz e a u h a s sa id h e w ill h o ld a J o h n s o n b la m e d h is g o v e r n b lo sso m in g Q u é b e c ” re f e r e n d u m o n Q u é b e c in d e p e n m e n t’s d e fe a t o n m a n y facto rs. T h o u g h Jo h n so n ex p re ssed d e n c e w ith in te n m o n th s o f th e “ W e ju s t le ft a lo n g re c e ssio n d isa p p o in tm e n t a b o u t n o t w in n in g elec tio n . th a t h it a ll c i t i z e n s ,” J o h n s o n th e e le c tio n , th e p re m ie r re m in d e d “ W e a re n e v e rth e le s s fa c in g said. v o te rs th a t th e b a ttle fo r Q u é b e c a n o th e r d e a d lin e in e ig h t o r te n “ It w as n o t an o rd in a ry e le c is n o t o v e r. J o h n s o n a rg u e d th a t m o n th s. T h e L ib e ra ls a n d all o u r tio n .”

Québec: the perpetual campaign N ews A nalysis By Patrick Fruchet N orm al w as the b u zz w o rd on e l e c tio n n ig h t. P a r ti Q u é b é c o is le a d e r J a c q u e s P a r iz e a u , o n th e m ik e a t th e H o te l le C a p ito l in Q uébec C ity asked, “D o w e w ant to b e a n o rm al p e o p le ? ” T h e a s se m b le d P Q p a r ti s a n s , th r ill e d w ith th eir victory, roared back “ O u i.” P r e m ie r D a n ie l J o h n s o n , sp e ak in g to a d isa p p o in te d cro w d o f L iberal supporters w ho ch eered fo r the sake o f the telev isio n cam eras, explained his loss by asserting th a t th is h a d n o t b e e n a n o rm a l election. If “n o rm al” is defined as w hat is expected, then M o n d a y ’s results are definitely norm al. T he pollsters n e v e r d o u b te d th a t th e P Q w o u ld r u le in Q u é b e c a f te r S e p te m b e r 12th. T he issue fo r them w as p o p u la r v o te ; h o w m a n y v o te s e a c h party got as opposed to h o w m any seats each party w on. T he level o f po p u lar support is seen as the first co n crete in d icato r o f h o w a s e p a r a tio n r e f e r e n d u m vote w ill turnout. T he Parti Q uébécois has co m m itted its e lf to h o ld in g a re fe re n dum on separation w ith in th e n ex t eight to ten m onths. W ith a m ajo ri

ty in th e le g isla tu re g a rn e re d w ith less than 45 p ercen t o f the popular vote the P Q is facing a uphill battle to w a r d s s e p a r a ti o n . In o r d e r to ac h ie v e in d e p en d e n ce in 1995 the P Q w ill h av e to k ee p the v o tes o f a ll th o s e w h o h a v e p u t th e m in p o w e r an d fin d a n o th e r 5% fro m the ranks o f no n -P Q supporters. T his w ill be a daunting, though certainly n o t im possible task. P eo p le w h o v o te d fo r th e PQ sim ply to throw the L iberals ou t o f p o w er will h av e to be convinced to g o the distance w ith th e ir new lead ers. Som e o f those w ho did not vote fo r th e m , in c lu d in g so m e o f th e 4 4 .3 p e rc e n t o f v o te rs w h o w e n t L ib eral, w ill also req u ire pro d d in g to vote fo r separation. P re m ie r J o h n s o n , d u rin g h is co n cessio n speech, said “in eig h t to ten m onths w e w ill be th e re .” The Q uébec L iberals strong show ing in the p o p u lar vote, co u p led w ith the virtu al n o n -p resen ce o f the federal L ib erals in Q u éb ec durin g the last se v e n w e e k s, h a s e a rn e d h im th e right to lead the fight for federalism in Q uébec. H ow they cooperate w ith their federal allies in the m onths to com e w ill be an im p o rtan t issue. Je an C h rétien an d the fed e ra l L i b e r a l s w ill h a v e to w a lk a

tig h t r o p e b e t w een g iv in g th e ir Q u é b e c co u n terp arts the h e lp th e y n e e d w hile appeasing re g io n a lis t f o rc e s in o th e r p a r ts o f th e c o u n try . R e f o rm P a r ty l e a d e r P r e s to n M a n n in g h a s a lre a d y to ld C h ré tie n n o t to fo rg e t th e o th er n in e p r o v in c e s d u r in g th e m o n th s to com e. The PQ also has a fed er al c o u n te r p a r t: th e B lo c Q u é b é c o is . BQ le a d e r L u c i e n B o u c h a rd to o k th e s ta g e o n M o n d a y w ith P arize au to c e l e b r a te th e i r c o m m o n v ic to ry . T h e B Q is e x p e c te d to show th e

Jacques Parizeau: headed to the fin a l round

Q u é b e c p e o p l e , f ro m O tta w a , th a t fe d e ra lism does not w ork. T he rela tio n s h ip b e tw e e n th e s e tw o o r g a n is a tio n s w ill a lso b e an iss u e d u rin g th e r e f e r e n d u m c a m paign. T h e P Q is ex p e cted to p r a c tic e p o r k b a r r e l politics, strategically g iv ing out g o vernm ent p ro gram funding in ord er to achieve its goal. W ith the Bloc as the o f f i c i a l o p p o s i t i o n in O tta w a a n d th e P Q in p o w e r in Q u é b e c C ity that goal is w ithin reach. T h e firs t tw o ro u n d s o f th e b a t t l e f o r C a n a d a h a v e g o n e to th e s e p a r a t i s t s . B u t b e f o r e th e band strikes up “G ens du P ay s” , the th ird and final ro u n d m u st be fought. T h is p ro v in c e ’s p o liti cians have been in per p etu al ca m p a ig n m ode sin ce th e fed e ra l e le c tio n w a s c a lle d . T h e ca m p aig n w ill n o t end u n t i l th e is s u e o f Q u é b e c ’s s o v e re ig n ty has been put to a vote.

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Liberal candidate takes McGill riding T ribu n e N ew s Staff In c u m b e n t L ib e ra l c a n d id a te a n d Q u é b e c ’s m in is te r o f e d u c a tio n Ja c q u e s C h a g n o n w o n a la n d s lid e v ic to r y in th e r id in g o f W e stm o u n t— S t-L o u is , th e rid in g th a t en c o m p a sse s th e M c G ill area, M o n d a y n ig h t. C h a g n o n w o n 2 6 ,5 3 7 v o te s in th e rid in g . P a rti Q u éb é c o is c a n d id a te F ra n ç o is D a g e n a is w as s e c o n d , s e c u r in g 4 ,3 5 3 v o te s in th e rid in g . A c tio n D é m o c ra tiq u e c a n d id a te V a le r ie T re m b la y a n d E q u a l ity c a n d id a te B r e n t T y le r c a m e in th ird a n d fo u rth w ith 748 a n d 721 v o te s resp e ctiv ely . C h a g n o n w as c o n fid e n t o f h is v ic to ry b y la te M o n d a y m o rn in g . “ I ’m fe e lin g p retty g o o d ,” h e sa id . “J u s t in th e la st p o lls B re n t T y le r to ld m e c o n g ra tu la tio n s , at 11 a .m ., so th a t’s p re tty g o o d .” A s f o r h is t h o u g h ts o n th e L ib e ra ls p a r t y ’s o v e ra ll c h a n c e s in th e e le c tio n , C h a g n o n re m a in e d o p tim istic .________________________

“ Y o u h a v e to lo o k at it fro m r id in g to r id in g ,” C h a g n o n to ld th e Tribune. “ In so m e rid in g w e h a v e g o o d c h a n c e s , in s o m e it w ill b e a h o rse ra c e , a n d in so m e rid in g w e ’re g o in g to lo se .” S p irits w ere h ig h in th e h o te l r o o m o f P Q c a n d id a te F ra n ç o is D a g e n a is M o n d a y , d e s p i t e th e fa c t th a t D a g e n a is d id n o t w in th e s e a t in t h i s r i d i n g . D a g e n a i s d id n ’t fee l th a t h e lo st. “ I t ’s n o t m e w h o lo st, i t ’s th e L ib e ra l P a rty ,” h e said. “T h e P arti Q u é b é c o is h a s w o n th e e lec tio n s. I t ’s n o t n e c e s s a r y to c o u n t o n e g o a l o f th e te a m t h a t w in s th e S ta n le y C u p .” D a g e n a is w a s c ritic a l o f th e r id in g ’s c h o ic e o f C h a g n o n . “ I t ’s to o b a d , b u t W e s tm o u n t— S t-L o u is h a v e c h o s e n a d e p u ty w h o is n o t o n ly an a m a te u r b u t an o p p o rtu n ist,” h e said. “ W h e n [C h a g n o n ] h a d a c h a n c e to b e m i n i s t e r , to r e a l l y ta k e a c t i o n , a l l h e d id w a s m a k e p ro m is e s h e c o u l d n ’t a n d d i d n ’t

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B o u ch ard ’s im posing presence s e t th e s ta g e f o r th e a r r iv a l o f Parizeau. As a slide show depicting scen es from his elec tio n cam paign filled the backdrop, the new Prem ier arrived surrounded by victorious PQ candidates. Parizeau began w ith his im pres sions o f the need to lift the spirits o f Q u é b é c o is th ro u g h e c o n o m ic and social programs. “W e have to rediscover the will to m o v e ,” h e s a id . “ W e h a v e to rediscover our pride, our confidence and our taste for the future. W e have to lift Q uébec from the m orass into which it has fallen.” The ev en in g ’s topic was, how ever, separatism and Parizeau im m e diately w ent into a discussion o f the P Q ’s p la n s f o r a n in d e p e n d e n t Québec. “ This e v e n in g , the sover e ig n tis ts have re d is c o v e re d p o w er in Q uébec. In 1 9 9 5 ,

the dem ocratic im portance o f this election. “T his is a form idable dem ocrat ic e x e r c is e w h ic h p r o v e s th a t Q uébec is in scrib ed w ith th e oth er dem ocratic nations... who love liber ty,” he said. “W e ask for the support and criticism o f the public that has given us this honour.” L andry so ught to reassu re the p u b lic th a t th e PQ re p re s e n ts a ll Q uébécois, not ju s t those w ho can tr a c e th e ir a n c e s tr y b a c k to th e founding o f N ew France. “Being a Québécois m eans liv ing in Québec, it’s not w hether you c u ltiv ated land on L ’Ile d ’O rléan s [an o rig in a l F re n c h s e ttle m e n t in Q uébec],” he argued. O ne of th e g reat q u e s tio n s th a t rem ain s to b e a n s w ered is the r o le L u c ie n B o u c h ard , leader o f the fed e ra l B loc Q u é b é c o is , w o u ld p la y Jubilant PQ supporters take to Quebec in a in d e -

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Q u éb ec. D esp ite su sp icio n s o f an inev itab le p o w er struggle betw een B o u ch ard an d P arize au , B o u ch ard m ade clear his support for the P Q ’s c a m p a ig n f o r an in d e p e n d e n t Q u é b e c a n d h is b e l i e f in th e “im possibility o f C anada.” B ouchard expressed his “ hope and confidence” that the P Q ’s elec tion w as an expression o f the people o f Q u eb ec’s w ill to create an inde pendent nation. “T h e d o m in o es o f the fed e ra l dom ain are crum bling to the floor,” he stated. “T he federal governm ent n ow fin d s b e fo re it tw o p re p a re d te a m s . W e h a v e to m o b ilis e o u r e n e rg ie s . Q u é b e c m u st b e c o m e a norm al country.”

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s h o w in g Q u é b é c o is a ll w e h a v e to o ffe r, w e w ill ask th em th e q u e stio n w h ich m a k es a p eo p le a nation. W e now have the chance to becom e a norm al people.” In O ttawa, Prim e M inister Jean C hrétien addressed C anadians about the im plications o f the events at le C apitol and throughout Q uébec. He spoke o f the fact that this w as m ere ly the election o f a new provincial governm ent and w as not an advoca tio n o f separatism . He stressed his g o v ern m en t’s desire to continue its focus on the econom y and jo b cre ation. B ut at le C a p ito l the te le v i sions had been turned off, the results w ere in and the party in the streets had already begun.

fu lfil.” “ [ W e s tm o u n t— S t-L o u is ] h a v e c h o s e n to b e p a r t o f th e o p p o s i t i o n a n d w e ’ll s e e w h a t h a p p e n s,” h e ad ded. W hen asked w hat changes c o u ld b e e x p e c te d u n d e r th e P Q , D a g e n a is c l e a r ly p la c e d s o v e r e ig n ty as th e p rim a ry issu e. “ F ro m to m o rro w w e s ta rt p re p a rin g fo r n e x t y e a r ’s re fe re n d u m ,” h e said . “T h e re is n o re a s o n w h y Q u é b e c s h o u ld n o t b e e c o n o m ic a lly in d e p e n d e n t.” T h e a t m o s p h e r e a t th e E q u a lity o ffic e in th e W e s tm o u n t— S t-L o u is rid in g M o n d a y w as o n e o f g re a t d is a p p o in tm e n t. N o t o n ly d id E q u a lity c a n d i d a t e B r e n t T y l e r lo s e th e e l e c t i o n in th e r i d i n g , b u t th e E q u a lity p a rty lo st its th re e seats in th e N a tio n a l A sse m b ly . T y le r a t tr ib u te d C h a g n o n ’s v ic to r y to a d e s ir e f o r a s tr o n g o p p o sitio n to sep aratism . “ F e a r o f s e p a ra tis m w a s th e m a in issu e in [v o te r’s] m in d s ,” h e said. “ N o w th e y h a v e th e o p p o si tio n b a c k b e n c h e r th a t th e y fe e l, o b v io u sly , w ill d o a b e tte r jo b o f c o u n te rin g th e P Q th a n th e o th e r c h o ic e s a v a ila b le .” “ N o o n e o u t o f lo g ic c a n b u d g e a v o te r fro m a p o sitio n th a t h e h as ad o p te d o u t o f fe a r.”

O n e E q u a lity s u p p o r te r w as a n g ry at th e o u tc o m e o f th e e le c tio n . “ I n e v e r th o u g h t th e a n g lo p h o n e c o m m u n ity w as a b u n c h o f c a n n ib a ls,” h e said. “ In th e N o tre D a m e d e G ra c e r id in g , th re e m e m b e rs o f the sam e a n g lo p h o n e c o m m u n ity sp lit th e v o te an d c a n n ib a lis e d th e ir c h a n c e to e le c t a p a rty su p p o rtin g e q u a l rig h ts fo r c itiz e n s o f Q u é b e c .” C h a g n o n s a id h is r e c o r d as e d u c a tio n m in is te r w a s p a rtly

re sp o n sib le fo r h is su ccess. “ P e o p le w ill r e m a r k o n th e jo b I h av e d o n e ,” h e said. C h a g n o n c ite d sp e c ific a lly a p la n n e d n e w M c G ill e n g in e e rin g d e p a r tm e n t, a $ 2 0 m illio n r e o r g a n i s a t io n o f D a w s o n C o lle g e , an d a $1.5 m illio n d e n ta l h y g ie n e d e p a r tm e n t a t J o h n A b b o tt C o lleg e. “ R e g ard le ss o f w h at h ap p e n s I w i l l c o n t i n u e to w o r k f o r M o n tréa l p eo p le a n d in stitu tio n s,” h e said.

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Sweet little lies... By M ichael Broadhurst______________________ O ne o f th e persisten t p ro b lem s fac in g jo u rn a lists is balan cin g w hat w e know an d w h at w e print. G iv en th e fra m ew o rk th a t m ost student jo u rn alists w o rk in, w h ere th ey are p riv y to m a n y the piece o f inside inform ation, th a t is o ften difficult. I t ’s a co n tin u al d ile m m a — g o in g to a stu d en t p o litician and being to ld th at ev ery th in g is fin e an d th e team is co m in g to g e th er n icely d esp ite so m e m in o r d iffe re n c e s. R e ad e rs call th e re su lta n t co v erag e b o ring an d m ean in g less — w h ich to larg e m easu re it is. C o m p a re d w ith th e in trig u e o f a h e a d lin e c o n c e rn in g p e rs o n a l attacks and im p each m en t p ro ce ed in g s, a lot o f w h at ap p ears is n ’t v ery interesting. O ften an in terestin g sto ry d ro p s in o u r laps a n d w e d o n ’t, or c a n ’t p rin t it. P eople call th a t co n serv ativ e. W e call it resp o n sib le. P rivately w e call it ann o y in g an d fru stratin g . L ea rn in g a b o u t im p ro priety at any level an d n o t b ein g able to p rin t it d u e to a lack o f sources o r su b stan tiv e m a teria l is p articu la rly in fu riatin g fro m an ed ito rial standpoint. D esp ite th e fact th a t th e Q u éb e c C iv il C o d e p ro tec ts n o o n e w ith “o ff the reco rd ” rig h ts — ev e ry th in g said to a re p o rte r is fair gam e fo r pu b licatio n — th e re is a ce rtain p ro fessio n al o b lig atio n to m ain tain discretio n . N o t o n ly is it u n fair to p u b lic fig u res to p rey on that lack o f protectio n , b u t i t ’s p ro fessio n al su icid e to alien ate all o f o n e ’s sources by b rea ch in g trust. T he urge to screw p eo p le in creases w hen y o u k n o w th ey are ly in g th ro u g h th e ir teeth . T h e te m p ta tio n to in c lu d e a d isc la im e r w ith a new s story is o v erw h elm in g at tim es. Im ag in e th e rea ctio n to som ething like this: “T h e o p in io n s q u o te d in th is article d o n o t n e c essarily rep resen t th o se o f th e Tribune, its ed ito rs, its staff, o r those quoted." It w o u ld g re a tly a m u se u s, b u t o th e r p e o p le m ig h t b e so m ew h at sensitive. T he p o in t is n o t th a t th is n ew sp a p er in ten d s to start screw in g p eo p le. Q u ite th e co n tra ry in fac t. T h e Tribune w ill c o n tin u e to rep o rt in as p ro fessio n a l a m a n n e r as p o ssib le, g rittin g o u r teeth in fru stratio n a t tim es. T h e p o in t o f this ed ito rial is to alert read ers to o n e o f the m o re insidio u s featu res o f pu b lic life. T h o u g h m o st p e o p le a s su m e th a t M u lro n e y , C h ré tie n , e t al fre q u e n tly risk n o se g ro w th , y o u sh o u ld b e a w a re to re a d e v e ry jo u rn a l, n e w sp a p e r, m ag azin e o r n ew sletter w ith a certain d e g re e o f sk ep ticism . R ead b etw een th e lines. A n d ab o v e all, d o n ’t b la m e u s fo r th e lack o f honesty. B lam e th e p o litica l figures.

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In a world of designed desires An Other Look G eoff G

So h ere I am , staring into m y little h alogen lam p, trying to th in k o f th e b e st fo o t to p u t fo rw a rd to b reak the ice, perhaps thin, perhaps n o t, b etw e en m e an d you an d th e bounds o f this colum n. I ’m looking fo r an other look — another w ay to see. I w ant to explore aesthetics, bu t not dryly an d riddled w ith p ig eo n h o lin g like its p hilosophical roots. W e ’ve com e too far and m ove too fast now (w ithout even noticing the sp e e d ) a n d Im m a n u e l K a n t c a n ’t keep up. I ’ve ju s t put on a C D that I w as given to review . I ’m sort o f proud to s a y I ’v e n e v e r b o u g h t o n e , th o u g h m y knees are getting w eak — m y techno-collapse is im m inent. In one w eek I ’ve bought a C D play er and a m odem . M y desk is begin

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n in g to resem b le a w ired aesthetic m y m ind c a n ’t handle. B u t then, it’s all only about appearances anyw ay. T h e C D c u rre n tly sp in n in g is E die B ric k ell’s latest. I t ’s going to sell pretty w ell. I ’m sure there w as n o s h o r ta g e o f m o n e y — P a u l S im o n (h er h u sb a n d ) p ro d u c e d it. B u t I ’m n o tic in g so m e th in g h e re , som ething not quite right. O r should I say, a little too right? T he text on th e co v e r and sp in e are in a script em ulating an old, badly functioning typew riter. T he ‘e ’ is fd led in. T he ‘M ’ is fa d e d . S o m e h o w , I d o n ’t think this w as actually hand-typed. W ith th e in c re a se d a v a ila b ility o f e ffe c tiv e ly -d e c e p tiv e /d e c e p tiv e ly effective technologies, it seem s it’s a case o f “if you can th in k o f it, w e can d o it (for a fee).” So the record

com pany has bought them selves the a p p e a r a n c e t h a t h e r a lb u m is a hom e-m ade classic from the sixties o r seventies. B ut obviously it’s not. A f t e r a l l, i t ’s a C D , n o t d u s ty , s m e lly , w o b b ly v in y l. N o h a rm done though. N o h arm d o n e if y o u a re a c le v e r c o n s u m e r, a n d m a n a g e to stay on top o f the gam e. W e live in an age o f to tal design, an d frankly t h a t ’s a s c a r y c o n c e p t . W e a re w a tc h e d , m a rk e te d fo r, a s se ss e d , w atc h ed m o re ca refu lly , an d m a r k eted far m o re ag g ressiv ely (or, to be polite, inform edly). I t ’s a cycle, and every y ea r it sp in s faster. T he b ig te rm is ta rg e t m a rk e tin g , an d that exhibits som e disturbing ‘under th e g u n ’ c o n n o ta tio n s . M a rs h a ll M cL uhan noted, som e 30 years ago, that as w e m ove into the com puter age o f fast data processing, and not m e re d a ta c l a s s i f i c a t io n , it w ill in c re a s in g ly b e as e a sy (re a d : cheap) to produce a m illio n d iffe r ent item s as to produce a m illion o f th e sam e. W e are fin a lly ste p p in g

in to h is shoes. T h e m an u factu rers are w ee p in g w ith jo y . T h e ir tears are like seeds, sow n in the strangely fertile ground o f our cities, yielding m arketing com panies. A n interesting story th at notes this cycle o f w atching and reacting w as relayed to m e the other day. A su rv e y w as d o n e in th e U .S . th a t in d ic a te d s o m e w h e re a ro u n d 3 0 p ercen t o f m eals in that country are co n su m ed in cars. T his is up from even five years ago, in p art because car designers have m ade cars m ore m e a l-frie n d ly , w ith d rin k h o ld e rs and fold-out trays. N ow , due to this su rv e y , o n e c o m p a n y is g o in g to p ro d u ce cars w ith a tiny one-m eal m icrow ave built into the dash. F or m e, this begs the question, “w hich c a m e f i r s t , th e d e s ig n o r th e desire?” Is design truly as innocent a n d b e n e f ic ia l a re s p o n s e as th e boardroom s w ould have us believe, o r c a n it/d o e s it o fte n c re a te th e trends, and thus irrevocably change the fabric and direction o f culture? I f y o u are m o v in g , an d ev e ry o n e

around you is also m oving, as if on a h u g e m o v in g sid e w alk (m ark et ing), it’s hard to detect m otion. B ut does that m ean w e need not be con cerned? So th a t’s w hy I ’m looking for an o th e r lo o k . I h o p e I ’ve p iq u e d your interest. T here are a fair num b er o f w ays to keep our w its about us, w hich I hope to discuss over the n e x t y e a r. M o d e rn p h ilo s o p h ic a l e n q u i r i e s h e lp . F o r e x a m p le , q u e e r /fe m in is t re v is io n is t th e o ry le ts us b re a k up th e a ssu m p tio n s th a t h o ld so ciety in u n id irectio n al m o tio n . D e c o n s tr u c tiv is m , w ith Jacques D errid a’s breaking dow n o f s ig n ifie r/s ig n ifie d lin e s, k ee p s us aw are that actually everyone reacts d iffe re n tly (at le a st a b it) to each in p u t. A ny k n o w led g e o f aesth etics/culture links w ill help. M ostly, I suggest you keep your eyes m oving. G e o ff G ib s o n is e m b r a c in g n e w te c h n o lo g y e v e ry d a y .

Invading Haiti requires a comprehesive plan for fallout rebuild H aiti from bottom up, and I am skeptical of how m uch any gov ern m e n t is rea lly w illin g to do fo r Haiti. The U N sanctions w ill not oust the Haitian dictators for a long time, if at all. W e do know that it is hurting innocent Haitians, not only by making their lives worse, but by delaying gen uine change which could occur if the United States was serious about help ing Haiti to rise from its pathetic state of poverty. An international presence should remain for many years after and inva sion, and if that is not the intention, then the invasion will be a waste. The United States seems much more con cerned with having a firm plan for dis engagem ent rather than a firm plan for rebuilding Haiti. I have not heard talk about how much money they plan on giving to Haiti to rebuild their educa tion system. There are no grand plans to try to reverse the devastating soil degradation and reforest Haiti. W hy is no government talking about building hospitals and schools and im proving

conditions for w om en? N G O ’s w ill certainly be there to help, but without m a ssiv e in te rn a tio n a l su p p o rt and w estern governm ent action, H aiti’s sp iral o f d ec lin e w ill c o n tin u e for many years. Haiti will not see any sort of last ing peace until severe problem s are addressed on a long-term basis. Less than two percent of the island remains forested, and 50 percent o f the topsoil h a s b e e n so d e p le te d th a t it is absolutely unusable fo r agricultural use. The environmental degradation is so severe that it may be impossible to re p a ir, b u t a g re a t e ffo rt m u st b e made. A democratic government can n o t g ro w cro p s, and en s u rin g th a t those crops will be grown and equally distributed is a fundam ental step in r e s o lv in g th e a c u te d if fe r e n c e s between rich and poor. How much money is the United States willing to spend on sustainable development in Haiti? How long will C a n a d a b e w illin g to stay to h elp

satisfy the western liberal in us, mere Although I have a feeling that a ly voting every few years cannot grow U .S .-led in v asio n o f H aiti is som e crops or cure disease. Haiti is a devas tim e off, the question o f w hether or tated country, and something has to be not an invasion is the right thing to do done to n n a n y end tne surxenng. n w in nest oe juagea years alter it actu the in te rn atio n a l co m m u n ity really ally occurs. wants to help Haiti, what they do after This colum n has less to do with the invasion to help improve Haitian the invasion itself as it does with what life w ill be the u ltim a te an sw e r to the international com m unity intends whether an invasion was justified. to do w ith H aiti after dem ocracy is I am afraid it is this true com m it restored. If the international com m u m e n t to th e H a itia n p e o p le th a t is nity runs out o f Haiti as quickly as it missing. Prosperity will not return to marches in, then an invasion would be H aiti along w ith A ristide unless the a terrible mistake. However, if there is in tern atio n al co m m u n ity in ten d s to a concerted long-term effort to help to stay to w ork w ith the people to help rebuild Haiti, and it actually succeeds, th em do w hat th e y w an t. I am n o t then forcibly ousting the military gov talk in g about sellin g H aitian s used ernment may be the right thing to do. snowmobiles to tow soil, I am talking A m erican reaso n s fo r m ilitary about a massive international effort to intervention have n o t been im pres sive, nor very successful. The United States certain Q U E B E C P U B L IC IN T E R E S T R E S E A R C H G R O U P (Q P IR G ) ly did not help Haiti dur ing the American occupa tion from 1915 to 1934. How much life in Panama has im proved as a result o f the m ilitary expulsion o f G e n e ra l N o rie g a W ednesday, A ugust 21 re m a in s to b e se e n . A at the T hree B ares Fountain Haitian invasion will only B A R B E C U E 11AM until 3PM distinguish itself as a wor th y ca u se i f th e U n ited G E N E R A L IN T E R E S T M E E T IN G 4P M until 6PM S tates is w illing to help H a iti fo r decad es afte r Find out how you can get involved in o u r various projects: B etter W aste wards. M anagem ent, Eco-W att, Forestry, G lobal C ooperation N etw ork, O n-C am I n v a d e , b u t do it right and for the right rea pus W aste M anagem ent, O rganic Food C ooperative, Perspective M agazine, sons. H aiti’s government, Shakti an d W hitew ash. economy and civil society 1 For more information, call 398-7432 is in an ab so lu te sh am b le s . W h ile h a v in g a d e m o c ra tic a lly -e le c te d IN CASE OF RAIN. EVENTS WILL TAKE PLACE ON THURSDAY government in power may

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organise a police force? How many hospitals, schools, clim es and facto ries w ill be built, and how quickly? How many trees will be planted, and how m any lives can be saved from starvation and disease? If the answer is “not a lot”, then someone had better co m e up w ith an alte rn a tiv e to an' invasion pretty quickly. M a r k L u z is d is e n c h a n te d w ith th e U nited States.

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( J u ly 2 3 - A u g . 2 2 ) Invisible friends and faceless deities a re n e c e s s a r y , L e o . T h e c re e p y th in g u n d e r y o u r b ed sh e e ts is in fact your hand. D o n ’t w orry, things will pick up.

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are m ore than happy to lie to you, freak. N o crying on the A rts steps.

A ries ( M a r. 2 1 - A p r. 19) C arpe Diem ! T hat is, unless y o u ’re an A ries... sorry but it’s gonna be a tough road ahead. T his tim e around p in k le a th e re tte a c c e sso rie s are a m u s t. T o s e c u r e a n ‘A ’ in th a t to u g h C a n a d ia n F ilm and C o n te m p o r a r y F rin g e R e lig io n s c la ss, try sh o w in g y o u r p ro fe sso r your w isdom tooth collection. Taurus (A p r. 20 - M ay 20) T he v irile T au ru s sh ou ld co n sid er hunting foul. T rust this, because we

Gemini (M ay 21 - Ju n e 20) R o o m m a te b r in g in g y o u d o w n ? A d o p t pets and train them to rush E .R .M . (E v il R o o m M a te) o u t on the street. U se the larger anim als to throw E .R .M .’s possessions out the w indow .

Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) If you are considering w orld dom ina tio n V irgo, now is the tim e. S tart by te llin g y o u r frie n d s h o w co o l you are and buy them lunch every day for a week. D o n ’t let ‘the k id s’ f o r g e t h o w d y n a m ic a n d m u l t i dim ensional you are. The w orld is there to rev o lv e around yo u r head, Spidey.

Cancer (Ju n e 21 - J u ly 2 2) R elieving yourself in public is not a g o o d m e an s o f a ttra c tin g a m ate. B ut w hy not? Y ou are G en eratio n E chhh, you d o n ’t care! You are so ap a th e tic . T ry g e ttin g it to g e th e r an d jo in in g a c lu b ... m ig h t m ak e you feel better.

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22) Too b a d a b o u t th a t m e a tb a ll d in n e r. N ow your gum s are inflam ed. N ot even W illiam Blake and a glass o f scotch and m ilk could soothe your pain now ... it’s too late. Bow your head, child, and sm ack yo u r knees u n til th e y s m a c k b a c k . T h a t ’s

cials w ithout a pulse is equally rare, th o u g h n o t a s m u c h as o n e m ig h t think. D uring the 1990 elections in th e U n ite d S ta te s , th e in c u m b e n t L ie u ten a n t G o v ern o r o f O k lah o m a, A lex U sher F ra n k O g d e n I II , d ie d w ith f iv e w ee k s to g o in th e ca m p a ig n - to o late to take his nam e o ff the ballot. Josh Evans, his opponent, not unreasonably thought that his election w as in the bag. In fact, he w as so convinced o f victory that he ran a rather feeble cam paign, under the slo g an “ A n ab le la w y e r and a liv in g p e rso n ” ; a tru e s ta te m e n t, b u t h a rd ly lik e ly to ra n k u p th e re w ith “C am elot” as a piece o f political poetry. W ell, co m e e lec tio n d ay , O k lah o m a v o te rs p u n ished E vans - they gave the d ead O gden no less than 9 1% o f th e v o te . E v a n s a p p e a le d th e v o te to th e O klahom a Suprem e Court, but the court upheld the vote, noting that the state constitution, though specifying m in im um ages for candidates, does not specifically prohibit dead people from standing for office, provided they still m eet state property requirem ents.

alw ays the w ay, isn ’t it? Just when you think y o u ’ve got it all figured out, the plot o f your relatively bor ing life thins out, and y o u ’re left to sleep in the soup o f it.

Scorpio (O ct. 23 - N ov. 21) T h at funny dance you inv en ted in y o u r s h o w e r is to o c o o l f o r Foufounes. If you do happen to get fam ous, hang out with the brilliant C a n a d ia n a p o e t B r u n o G e r u s i, becom e ill, then start a foundation for Silverback G orillas. Sagittarius (N o v . 22 - D ec. 21) The silent gas pow ered glider y o u ’v e b u ilt is n e e d e d . The P resident’s plane has crashed in the F ed eral P riso n o f N ew Y ork C ity, and he needs to be rescued.

Aquarius (D ec. 22 - Jan. 19) Y o u a re C h a rle to n H e s to n fro m Planet of the Apes. See the m ovie, y o u ’ll understand. Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) P lanetary congregations o f the cos m ic kind give you the pow er to do no w rong. Be careful, yet sp o n ta

neous. Y our friends m ay not under stand.

Pisces (F e b . 19 - M a r. 2 0 ) L ook up the w ord ‘iro n y ’ in the dic tio n a ry an d th e n g o sta re a t y o u r face in the m irror. W e know , they never said it w ould be like this, but really, the glass is h alf full and that silt in the palm o f yo u r left hand is not exactly chocolate m ilk.

I f your birthday is W ednesday, S eptem ber 14: W e o f f e r y o u a g o o d tim e recipe fo r your birthday: O ne large sponge cake, h alf a cup o f airplane g lu e , a tw o - w e e k o ld p o u tin e im ported from C hicoutim i, a good so lid c ry in th e lo u n g e at D o rv al airp o rt, a sw arm o f flie s, m o sq u i toes and hum m ingbirds w hich you can g e t fro m sp re a d in g h o n e y on y o u r f a c e . M ix t o g e th e r a n d B A B O O M , it’s tom orrow and your b ir th d a y ’s o v e r. T o o b a d . I f y o u r e c e iv e d a n u m b e r o f u n s ig h tly sores over the evening, treat im m e diately.

The Faculty of Ephemera T he F aculty o f E p h e m e ra ’s attention is naturally draw n to w ard s electio n s on th is g o o d W ed n esd ay . I have several great case studies o f election m agic to d is cuss with you on this great occasion. O ne o f the best election stories o f all tim e com es from E ngland before the tim e o f the R eform A ct. In those days, there w ere constituencies know n as “rotten boroughs”, so know n because their electoral rolls could contain as few as tw o or three people. T his tended to m ake elections som ething o f a foregone conclusion; but there could, occasionally, be som e surprises. It w as in one o f these boroughs, at the beginning o f the nineteenth century, that a suprem e electoral feat occurred: a candi date won despite receiving no votes at all. The story is as follows: a stodgy old Tory landow n er had fo r decades held a particular rotten borough large ly because the only eligible voters in the constituency w ere he and his butler. O ne year, how ever, the butler becam e fed up w ith his m aster, and resolved to unseat him . Thus, he entered the contest as a w hig candidate. S ince candidates w ere n o t in th o se days perm itted to vote fo r them selves, the electio n seem ed headed fo r a c e r ta in 1-1 s ta le m a te . T h e la n d o w n e r , h o w e v e r, d eclin ed to ca st h is vote. T h e b u tle r trie d to do the sam e, but his m aster com m anded him to go to the ballot box. In those days British M Ps were not paid for being at W estm inster; the butler therefore had little incentive to risk being fired and so he com plied. H ow ever, w hen the ballot box w as opened, it w as found that the butler had won 1-0. O bviously, then, the butler had voted for him self, and so he w as disqualified. Therefore, the Tory landow ner w as returned to Parliam ent w ithout receiving a single vote.

It can n o t h av e been p le asa n t as a C anadian fra n c o p h o n e to h a v e h a d J o h n D ie f e n b a k e r as P rim e M inister. The C hief’s treatm ent o f the F rench language o fte n re s e m b le d th e S io u x ’s tr e a tm e n t o f G e n e ra l Custer. D iefenbaker’s poor com m and o f the French lan guage w as responsible for him given w hat is generally regarded as the w orst election speech o f all tim e. D u rin g o n e e l e c tio n s w in g th r o u g h Q u é b e c , D iefenbaker tried to address the issue o f Q uébec’s cu l tural aspirations. The text o f his speech read: “J ’espère que vos voeux seront appréciés” (“I hope that your w ish es w ill be appreciated”). H ow ever, w hat cam e out o f D iefenbaker’s quavering thorax sounded som ew hat dif ferent: “J ’èspere que vos veaux sauront apres shies” (“I hope that your cow s will know how to shit afterw ards”). Looking back, one m ust w onder w hether or not it is coincidence that the rise o f m odem Q uébec nationalism co-incided w ith D iefenbaker’s term as PM.

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1994-95 SSMU executives: very confident now By Sylvie Babarik and Sara Iean G reen_______________ Elected by students last spring and paid $10,000 a year, this y ear’s crop o f SSMU executives have com p le te d o n e th ir d o f th e ir tim e in office. The Tribune provides a report on their progress to date.

com m unity-based organisations and oth er stu d e n ts’ asso ciatio n s on the project. T h e initiative h as attracted atten tio n because m ost un iv ersities safety efforts do not extend off-campus. “ W e ’re b re a k in g n ew g ro u n d

Com m ittee on Equity began studying w hether the university was in need of such a policy. Small is com m itted to c o n tin u in g th e stu d y o f th e ra c ia l harassm ent issue. S m a ll is a ls o c o n tin u in g S S M U ’s participation in the review

Holding the umbrella D u rin g h is c a m p a ig n , S S M U President Sevag Y eghoyan promised to provide strong leadership to the M c G ill u n d e r g r a d p o p u la tio n . Y eghoyan described h im self as the s p o k e s p e r s o n f o r th e S tu d e n ts ’ Society. “I see my role...as getting input fro m th e d if f e r e n t f a c u ltie s a n d g ro u p s, and th en actin g on it,” he said. “SSM U is an um brella organizsation. A t tim es w e need one voice that m ust represent all others on cam pus.” His election proposals included the creation of a book exchange pro gram , and cam pus-w ide recycling. He a ls o p le d g e d to f ig h t a g a in s t tuition hikes. T h e b o o k e x c h a n g e p ro g ra m w ill aid students seeking to buy or sell old books. T hough support for the plan is strong am ong students, there m ay be a conflict between the exchange and the M cGill Bookstore. H ow ever, Y eghoyan rem ains confi dent that the plan can still be im ple mented. Yeghoyan, who has been nom i n a te d to th e E n v ir o n m e n ta l C om m ittee, is hoping to extend the e x is tin g r e c y c lin g p ro g ra m . A ccording to him, M cGill only recy c le s six te e n p e r c e n t o f its w a ste w hile oth er u n iv ersities have been able to recycle up to forty per cent. He plans to improve accessibility by distributing m ore bins across ca m pus.

External Agitator N ick B e n ed ict w as ele c te d to the o ffic e o f V P E x te rn a l A ffa irs w ith a p la tfo rm to im p le m e n t the M cG ill G hetto Safety A udit, estab lish working relationships with other universities, and to lobby for fairer tuition fees. Benedict was involved with the p r e lim in a r y s a fe ty a u d it o f th e G h etto co n d u cted la st F eb ru ary to determ ine practical ways to m ake the Ghetto safer for students. The results h av e b een exam in ed and a seco n d audit is planned fo r S eptem b er 29. B e n e d ic t h as b e e n w o rk in g w ith

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1 The new breed o f Shatner mole here; this is one o f the first off-cam pus safety audits to be done by a stu dents’ association,” he said. As part o f an effort to strength en M cG ill’s relations with other uni versities, Benedict has been involved in th e fo rm a tio n o f th e C a n a d ia n A lliance o f S tu d en ts’ A ssociations. C A S A is c o m p o s e d o f d e le g a te s from sev eral u n iv e rsitie s w ho feel that students’ interests are not being properly m et through the C anadian F ederation o f Students. C A SA was fo rm e d in p a r t to e n s u re s tu d e n t opposition would be heard if the fed e ra l g o v e rn m e n t c u ts fu n d in g to Canadian universities. Som e h av e su g g e sted th at the p o sitio n o f V P E x te rn a l serv es no v ita l p u rp o se fo r S SM U . B e n ed ict disagreed. “ I d o n ’t th in k y o u ’ll find the executives this year think the office o f e x te r n a l is e x p e n d a b l e ,” he said.”[If one] picks goals and sticks to them, [the external portfolio] is no m o re im p o s s ib le th a n a n y o f th e other jobs,” he argued.

Jazzing the Administration Academ ic and equity issues are th e p rim a ry c o n c e r n s o f th e U n iv e rs ity A ffa irs p o r tfo lio . V P Jennifer Sm all’s focus includes racial d isc rim in a tio n , sex u al h ara ssm e n t, and daycare. M cGill does not currently have a r a c ia l h a r a s s m e n t p o lic y . L a st s p r in g , th e J o in t S e n a te /B o a r d

o f the sexual harassm ent policy and h o p e s a re v is e d p o lic y w ill be in place as soon as possible. D u rin g th e e le c tio n , S m a ll pledged to improve daycare facilities a t M c G ill. S m a ll s u g g e s te d th a t M cG ill’s current full-tim e care pro gram is problem atic for students who need more flexible hours. “ S tudents cannot alw ays fu n c tio n w ith in th e M onday to F rid ay , n in e-to -fiv e sc h ed u le,” Sm all said. “Some need childcare only for a few hours, w hereas others such as those in C ontinuing E ducation m ay need night-time assistance.” Sm all em phasized that h er role as V P U niversity Affairs requires an “open-door policy” . “It’s im portant for [students] to know that there is someone who will listen to them ”, she said. “By hearing about one case, we m ay be able to make sure that the problem does not happen to another student.”

cessful this year and that a profit will be recorded for the first tim e in sev eral years. There w ere 1,700 reg is tran ts th is fall, up from 1,300 last year and 700 the year before. These figures contradict W right’s cam paign claim that 2,000 students participated in the 1993 W elcome W eek. W right has created several new p o sitio n s to aid him in o rg an isin g events. “I personally will not be as visi ble perhaps as I m ight have been in m y first term, but the departm ent as a w hole w ill be m ore visible because there are m ore people carrying out a num ber o f activities,” stated Wright. W rig h t is s ta rtin g a S tu d e n t Leader Bulletin to dissem inate infor m ation about SSM U and develop a rapport with student leaders on cam pus. By im proving com m unication, W rig h t hopes to give clubs greater access to their student government. L a s t y e a r, th e f ir s t SSMU Journal was published to fam iliarise students with SSMU. W right plans to h av e tw o issues produced and d is tributed this year in order to maintain in fo rm a tio n flo w b e tw e e n S SM U and the student population.

Dr. Debt V P Finance Paul Johnson is also b e g in n in g a s e c o n d te rm in th e S S M U e x e c u tiv e . L a s t y e a r h e f o c u s e d p r im a rily on s h o rt-te rm m icro-m anagem ent and stern fiscal r e s tr a in t in o rd e r to c o m b a t th e $360,000 debt owed to McGill.

J o h n s o n ’s first o b jectiv e is to ensure the long term financial viabil ity o f SSM U. His second concern is to keep SSM U within its budget. “L ast y ear...I tried to instill a sense in everyone that they are shar ing com m on funds here rath er that having carte blanche on the budget they get,” Johnson said. “They have a responsibility to each other.” S SM U en d ed th e y e a r w ith a surplus. This enabled it to pay back $50,000 to the university. S ad ie’s T abagie m ade a profit last year for the first tim e in m any years. Johnson is also confident that Marriott, SSM U ’s food services con tractor, can also im prove its financial position. A cam paign to encourage clubs to use G ert’s for their functions is underw ay in an attem pt to boost business. J o h n so n is sh iftin g h is fo cu s to w a r d s lo n g te rm m a n a g e m e n t, in clu d in g the creatio n o f new ser v ic e s. J o h n so n s u g g e s te d th a t by O cto b er 1997, SSM U w ill be in a position to explore potential invest m ent opportunities. A lth o u g h th e re w ere ru m o rs over the sum m er o f conflict between m em bers o f the executive, Y eghoyan m aintained that the executive can be an effective team. “You have five people from dif feren t b ack g ro u n d s w ith d iffe re n t o p in io n s ,” re m a rk e d Y e g h o y a n . “There were difficulties at the begin ning, but this past A ugust has gone very sm oothly. I ’m very confident now .”

Shatner warden C o rn ell W rig h t is se rv in g his second term as V P Internal A ffairs. This portfolio m ainly deals with stu d e n t c lu b s, o rg a n is a tio n s an d th e planning o f student activities. W right was again involved in the organisa tion of the Frosh program. He is also pursuing a num ber o f in itiativ es to m ake the Internal departm ent m ore accessible. W right reported that the Frosh W elcom e W eek w as extrem ely sue-

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Century club censured M c G ill o ffic ia ls w ere n o t a m u se d b y firs t-y e a r engineering students playing a drinking gam e called the “C entury C lub” . T hey m ade a point o f telling M ontréal m edia ju st that. T he item appeared in the Gazette and w as broad cast on C H O M -FM last T hursday. T he C entury C lub, a gam e th at involves drinking an ounce o f beer every m inute for 100 m inutes, requires players to drink m ore than eight beers in less than tw o hours. Pierre T ellier, director o f M c G ill’s health services, said that drinking gam es can cause death from alcohol p o iso n in g b ecause the body ca n n o t safely m etab o lise alcohol at such a high rate. “I t ’s not a very b rig h t w ay to spend an evening, because it could be your last evening,” h e said.

D ea n o f S tu d en ts Irw in G o p n ik ca lle d th e gam e “ stupid and dangerous” , but said that the university does not w ant to control student activities unless they are ille gal or against the code o f student conduct. T h e e v e n t w a s o r g a n is e d b y th e E n g in e e r in g U n d e rg ra d u a te S o c ie ty an d d re w a b o u t 100 p a rtic i pants. EU S President R obin Petri assured that no serious incidents occurred, and that som e students chose a “half century”, a shot o f beer every tw o m inutes, instead. “T his d o esn ’t go w ell w ith alcohol aw areness — I w o n ’t pretend that it does,” she said. “B ut I hate to think th a t an ev e n t lik e th is w ill o v e rsh a d o w all th e g o o d things w e ’ve d one.”

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For your eyes only, and yours, and yours, and yours, and... By D awn W estley In M o n tr é a l, th e a m o u n t o f sex ual in n u en d o and nudity fo u n d a t stre e t le v e l m ig h t n o t fa z e th e r e s id e n t p e d e s tr ia n ; b u t to m o s t o th e r c o s m o p o lita n C a n a d ia n s th e s e sig n s a re la d e n w ith sh o c k value. In rec en t w eeks som e o f the m o re ex p licit sig n s an d ad v e rtise m e n ts h a v e b e e n m o d i f i e d to ap p ear less “o b sc en e” . T h e n atu re o f the issue invites the assu m p tio n th a t in te r e s t g r o u p a c tio n s h a v e b e e n th e v a n g u a r d o f s u c h ch anges. H o w ev er, the actu al b a t tle h as b ee n w ag ed b e tw e e n g o v e rn m e n t a g e n c ie s an d M o n tré a l’s b u sin ess com m unity. In 1 9 9 0 th e Q u é b e c g o v e r n m e n t e n a c t e d B i ll 4 5 , “ T h e M u n ic ip a l A c t” , w h ic h e n a b le d city leg islatu res to regulate th e d is p lay o f “ p rin ted m aterial and erotic o b je c ts f o r th e p r o te c tio n o f th e y o u t h . ” T h i s a c t e n a b l e d th e M o n tr é a l U r b a n C o m m u n ity to pass b y -law 8887. T his b y -law w as an attem p t to reg u late the co m m e r c ia l s ig n s o f b u s in e s s e s d e a lin g w ith “ e r o t i c i s m ” w h ic h w a s d e fin e d as “th a t w h ich ex c ite s, o r te n d s to ex c ite th e se x u al in stin c t b y s h o w in g th e h u m a n b o d y in su ch a w ay th at atten tio n is d raw n to th e b r e a s ts o f w o m e n , p u b is , g en italia, o r b u tto c k s.” T h e b y -la w r e s tr ic te d e s ta b lis h m e n ts fro m p la c in g in p u b lic v ie w a n im a g e r e p r e s e n tin g th e h u m an b o d y as p art o f th e ir p u b lic ity, “ ..if it is in teg rated into a sig n o r a ffix e d o n su c h a s ig n .” O v e r 1 5 0 c o m m e r c ia l e s ta b l is h m e n ts

th a t p ro v id e s w o u ld h av e b een affected. c o m m e rc ia l W ith in w ee k s, n in e te e n b u si licenses. n e s se s, in c lu d in g strip c lu b s, sex “W e deal sh o p s , a n d b o o k s to re s c o n te s te d w ith c o m m e r c ia l the b y -law arg u in g it v io la te d fre e z o n in g . T h is d o m o f e x p r e s s i o n u n d e r th e w o u ld co n c ern the C a n a d ia n C h a rte r o f R ig h ts a n d s i z e o f th e s ig n F re e d o m s. T h e S u p e rio r C o u rt o f an d its p lacem en t, Q u éb ec struck d o w n th e b y -law in n o t its c o n t e n t , ” S e p te m b e r 1 9 9 2 . C ity o f f ic ia ls s ta te d M m e. th e n ap p ealed to th e Q u éb e c C o u rt F r a n c in e L e p a g e o f A p p ea ls th a t la st m o n th u pheld w hen asked of the o rig in al ruling o n A u g u st 23rd, 1994. T h e ju d ic ia l p a n e l c o n c u r B H D U ’s re la tio n s h i p to b y - l a w re n tly stru c k d o w n th e p ro v in c ia l 8887. o r d i n a n c e B i l l 4 5 t h a t g iv e s The MUC m u n ic ip a lities th e rig h t to reg u late C o m m is s io n de in t h i s a r e a . T h e b y la w s ta n d s M o r a lité s ta te d b e c a u s e th e c ity h a s th ir ty d a y s th a t re g u la tio n o f f r o m th e d a t e o f th e r u l i n g to th e n a t u r e a n d appeal it to the S u p rem e C o u rt o f c o n te n t o f p u b lic C anada. s ig n s w a s n o t J o h n n y B a ttis ta , o w n e r o f w ith in its ju risd ic C a b a r e t S e x A p p e a l, is p le a s e d tion. w ith th e ruling. A lth o u g h h e feels L e C o n s e il it w a s a p o l i t i c a l d e c i s i o n , h is d e s N o rm e s de in terests in this m a tte r w ere p u rely P u b licité is a c o n co m m ercial. s u ltin g f irm th a t “ In a n y b u s i n e s s , a s ig n is p ro cesses co m fifty p e rc e n t o f y o u r b u s in e s s . If p la in ts a n d c o m y o u ’v e g o t a sh o esto re in th e b a s e m e n ts c o n c e rn in g m e n t y o u ’d b e tte r h a v e a fu c k in g all m e d ia p u b lic i g o o d s ig n o u ts id e o th e rw is e One o f M ontréal’s biggest attractions? ty . M m e . N a d ia n o b o d y is g o i n g to c o m e i n , ” L apage w as d eclared B attista. d e s ig n in g an a d v e rtis e m e n t,” she resp o n sib le fo r co m m en ts o r c o m S u r p r is in g ly , m a n y g o v e r n said. p la in ts c o n c e r n in g th e C h r is tia n m e n t ag e n cies d isc la im e d re sp o n T h e la c k o f a c tio n o n b e h a lf D io r ad. H o w ev er, C N P ’s in terest sib ility fo r th e su b stan tiv e re g u la o f g o v e r n m e n t a g e n c ie s c a n b e in th e m a tte r w as lim ited to c o m tio n o f c o m m e r c i a l s ig n s . T h e ex p lain e d p artly by the v agueness m ercial use. In fo rm a tio n G é n é ra l de a n d b ro ad n ess o f scope o f the term “O u r in terest in the ad is p u re C o m m u n ité U rb a in e d e M o n tré a l “ o b sc e n ity ” in th e C rim in al C o d e ly fo r th e p u rp o se o f co n su ltin g fo r referre d th e Tribune to th e B ureau th a t reg u lates this area. In addition, p u b lic ity a g e n c ie s a n d b u sin e sse s d e H a b ita tio n D é v e lo p e m e n t o n ly th e C ro w n h a s th e rig h t to o n law s an d p u b lic o p in io n s w hen U rb a in e , th e g o v e r n m e n t o f fic e

lo d g e c o m p la in ts c o n c e r n in g o b scen e m a teria ls. T h e la ck o f action by the C ro w n leads to a l a c k o f e n f o r c e m e n t t h a t is app aren t in M ontréal. It appears th at gov ern m en t i n s t i t u t i o n s in Q u é b e c a r e u n c o n c e r n e d w ith th e p u b lic d isp lay o f n u d ity co m p a re d to t h e i r C a n a d ia n c o u n t e r p a r ts . E v e n th o u g h all p ro v in c e s are s u b je c t to th e sa m e C r im in a l C o d e an d C h a rter, th e O n tario g o v e rn m e n t la id a b o u t 5 0 0 c h a rg e s p e r y e a r c o m p a re d to Q u é b e c ’s 25 p e r y ear in the last fiv e years. T h e c a u se o f th e d is c re p a n c y m a y b e r e l a t e d to th e C o m m u n ity T o le ra n c e T e st o f th e C o d e. T h e te st is d esig n ed to d eterm in e w hat is “to le rab le” b y th e s t a n d a r d s o f th e C an ad ian com m u n ity in d iffe r e n t g e n r e s o f m e d ia . C o m m u n ity T o le ra n c e P an els e x ist in d ifferen t g eo g rap h ical areas. T h ere is no such p an el fo r p u b licity g en erated an d released in th e M o n tr é a l a r e a . T h e o n ly m e a s u r e is p u b l i c o u tc r y o r co n cern ed in terest groups. P erh ap s M o n tré a l’s reco rd in th is a r e a is te s ta m e n t to a c o m m u n ity to l e r a n c e t h a t is m uch m o re liberal and m o re d ed i c a te d to f r e e d o m o f e x p r e s s io n th an o th e r provinces. I f th is is the c a se , th en p o ste rs w ill re m a in on th e b i l l b o a r d s a n d M o n t r e a l ’s d o w n to w n c o re w ill c o n tin u e to u s e th e h u m a n b o d y a s a s a le s pitch. A t the m om ent, the status o f law 8887 is still undecided.

Teledating: love, sex and friendship all at your fingertips ly g o o d ,” c o m m e n te d V in c e lli . o th e r f ir s t a n d f e e l c o m fo r ta b le “ W e n o w h a v e ab o u t 8,0 0 0 m e m b efo re th e y m e e t,” a g re e d b e r s in M o n tr e a l a n d 5 0 ,0 0 0 in M cK enna. A d s ra n g e fro m m en se e k in g T o ro n to .” T h e w a y th a t b o th s e r v ic e s w o m e n w ith l a r g e “ m a m m a r y T a l k p e r s o n a l s , s t a r t e d tw o w o rk is q u ite sim ple. W o m en an d g la n d s ” to th o s e o f f e r in g n a k e d y ears ag o , h a s also re c e iv e d p o si m en can call the service, and leave h o u se w o rk se rv ic es. W o m e n w h o tiv e fe e d b a c k . T h e M irro r ru n s p e rso n a lise d m e ssa g e s o n a v o ice a re lo o k in g fo r s p a n k in g s an d m a c h in e . T h e r e c o rd in g s “h un k s” . are then p rin ted in th e n ex t A n d , o f c o u r s e , a ll th o s e in issu e o f th e p ap e r. P e o p le search o f love. T eledating, o r w hat w ho are interested in an ad J o a n M c K e n n a o f th e M o n tr é a l can leav e m essages fo r the M ir r o r c a lls “ f ib r e d a t in g ” , h a s a p p ro p ria te p erso n . W h ile b e c o m e a p o p u la r w ay fo r lo n e ly com pletely free fo r w om en, c i ty d w e l l e r s to m e e t. I n f a c t , m e n m u st p a y in o rd e r to C h an tale V incelli, a rep resen tativ e le a v e a n d p ic k u p m e s o f T e l e p e r s o n a l s , c l a im s t h a t 10,000 calls are m ade to the service sages. “O riginally, there w ere each d ay in M ontreal alone. a lot o f m en using the sy s T a lk p e rs o n a ls an d T e le tem , p rim a rily h e te ro se x u p ersonals are liberal dating services als. W e p ro v id e d fre e se r w hich allow shy people the ad v an Telepersonals: Membership has its privileges v ic e s fo r w o m e n to b o o st tage o f hiding behind the phone. m e m b e rs h ip , w h ic h sin c e “T h e re ’s d efin itely an a d v a n clo se to fiv e h u n d red ads in every th e n h a s q u a d r u p le d ,” e x p la in e d tage fo r w om en w ho are less v isu is s u e , a n d a t tim e s is f o r c e d to M cK enna. a l,” sa id V in c e lli. “T h e y c a n ta lk d elay m e ssag e s fo r a w ee k b efo re W h ile T a lk p e rso n a ls is a se r m ore than they w ould b e ab le to in th ere is ro o m to p rin t them . v ic e p r o v i d e d b y th e M irror, a club and ask questions w h ich are “W e h a v e r e c e iv e d a n o v e r T e le p e rs o n a ls is a s e p a ra te ly ru n u su a lly n o t a sk ed in co n v e n tio n a l w h e lm in g r e s p o n s e , ” M c K e n n a o r g a n is a tio n . S ta r te d in T o ro n to ty pe settings. W h en you are at the said. e ig h t y e a rs a g o b y a fe w frie n d s, b a r in a lo u d clu b it is d iffic u lt to W h e n q u e s tio n e d a b o u t th e th e s e r v ic e h a s s in c e e x p a n d e d ask a m an w hat he thinks ab o u t his safety o f th eir services, b o th rep re across b o th C an ad a an d th e U nited m other.” se n ta tiv e s w ere p o sitiv e . T h e ser States. “T h e sy stem allow s p e o p le to v ices advertise d atin g p o licies, such “T h e resp o n se w as really , rea l talk o n the phone, g et to kno w each

By C atherine Porter_________

as m e e tin g fo r th e firs t tim e in a p u b lic sp ace, and o n ly fo r a short tim e. “ I t ’s a m a t t e r o f c o m m o n sen se,” co m m en ted V incelli. “Y ou can m eet a m an in the library, date h im f o r s ix m o n th s , a n d s till b e sw in d le d o u t o f all o f y o u r m o n e y . A fte r s p e a k in g to s o m e o n e fo r three m onths on the phone...” “W e ’v e n ev e r h ad an y c o m p la in ts a b o u t s a fe ty ,” M cK enna agreed. to to O S o w h at d o es th is CK m e a n f o r M c G ill s tu c o dents? T h e Tribune hit c c the cam pus in search o f H3 -c teledating veterans. O n e fo u rth -y e a r s tu d e n t a d m itte d th a t h e h a d b e e n d ra w n b y a sp e c ific perso n al ad. “ It w as a cool ad. S he m ad e it all o u t o f m o v ie title s,” ad d ed the individual. A n o th e r re v e a le d th a t h e h ad o n c e le ft a m essag e, b u t th e n h ad d e n i e d it w h e n h e r e c e i v e d a response. “ I th in k t h a t it is a c h e e s y , e x p e n s iv e , s o m e w h a t a p p e a lin g

system ,” h e com m ented. “It is no m ore dangerous than m e etin g so m e o n e at a bar, on th e street o r on a bus,” h e added. T h e f ir s t s tu d e n t d is a g re e d . “T h e r e a re to o m a n y w e ird o s in there,” h e exclaim ed. W h e n a sk ed if th e y h a d e v e r considered calling a teledating ser vice, m a n y stu d en ts o n ly b lushed, and sho o k th eir heads. “ I c a n ’t im a g in e d o in g a n y th in g lik e th a t. T h e w h o le tim e I w o u ld fe e l lik e w e w e re b o th so d e s p e r a t e , ” r e a c t e d a f e m a le P olitical Science student. M e a n w h ile , M c K e n n a b e l i ev es th a t T a lk p e rso n a ls is a g o o d w ay for university students to m eet. “It is g o o d fo r p eo p le new to the city .” A dded M cK enna, “there are a lo t o f ads fro m p e o p le w h o ju st say ‘H ey, I ’m new to the city, a n d I ’d lo v e to m e e t so m e o n e to show m e aro u n d .’” In any case, the teledating sys tem has taken o ff o v er the last few years. A n indication th at the dating w o rld h a s b e c o m e m o re v ic io u s a n d i m p e n e t r a b l e d u r i n g th e n in e tie s? P e rh a p s o u r p a re n ts are right w hen they grip hands an d talk ab o u t h o w easy it all w as b ac k in the old days. F o o d fo r thought.

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Even fungus is a plant Race against cancer By Matt Roy

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“ S o , w h e re a re y o u f r o m ? ” this person w ho I ’ve ju s t m et asks. “W ell, I ’m from the S tates,” I answ er. “ Y eah, b u t w hat are you re a l ly ? L ik e , w h a t is y o u r b a c k ground?” . H ello? W hat did I ju s t say? Is th is p a r t o f so m e n e w g r e e tin g ? Y o u r nam e, a d d re ss, an d rac e, p le a se ? F re a k s o r h a lf- a n d - h a lf ’s need not answ er (you k n o w h o w it goes against standard classificatio n procedure; m esses up the count). H is earn est eyes are g iv in g m e a look o f com plete sin c erity laced w ith a b it o f T arzan; or m ay b e it’s th a t f e r v o r o f b e in g a c q u a in te d w ith another culture. I try again. “ W e ll, I ’m f ro m M assach u setts. B u t I w as b ro u g h t up in A rkansas. I h ad m y first toy w h e n I w a s o n e ... m y f ir s t b o o k w hen I w as th ree,” I lam ely finish. H a , h a , h a . O h , th e h u m o r. N o b o d y laughs. B ut the p o o r guy ju st d o esn ’t g et it. In fact, I ’m not getting it either. “ Y eah, b u t you k n o w w h a t I m ean,” h e drifts off. H is scrutiny o f m y face is b ro k e n p e rio d ic a lly by e n c o u ra g in g little nods. I fin d m y se lf ta k in g su rre p ti tious looks at m yself. B ro w n skin, b la c k h a i r . I ’m d e l i g h t e d th a t everything checks out. T he “y o u -k n o w -w h at-I-m ean b ecause-it-w ould-be-a-fau x -p as-o fc a ta s tr o p h ic - p r o p o r tio n s - to a s k y o u - o u tr ig h t- w h a t- y o u r - r a c e - is ” e x p re ssio n is im p rin te d u p o n m y in te rro g a to r’s face. If y o u b eliev e in p a st liv e s, th is g u y m u st h a v e been a veg-o-m atic. M e a n w h ile , p a i n e d e x p r e s sions are m ak in g th e ir w ay across p eo p le’s faces. E veryone is looking at m e as i f I h a d ju s t le t o u t th is en o rm o u s b elch . B e fo re m y little quip propels everyone into a q u ag m ire o f d is c o m fitu re , I d e c id e to com prom ise. “ Y es, I ’m o f In d ian origin. M y parents w ere b o m th ere.” “ Y e a h , I th o u g h t so . Y ou know I ’m thinking o f go in g th e re ,” B lah, blah, blah. N ow e v e ry b o d y ’s sm iling. I am seething. A fter fo u r y ea rs a t M c G ill, I feel I can safely say th a t I ’v e m a s

te re d th e art o f a ttra c tin g p e o p le w h o a sk m e th e se ty p e s o f q u e s tio n s . A n d I c a n s a fe ly sa y th a t th e s e p e o p le h a v e w a lk e d a w a y f ro m m e w ith th e ir f a it h in th e “Ju n g le B ook” shattered. I t ’s n o t th e in f a tu a tio n w ith “ E a ste rn ” cu ltu res th a t irk s m e in th e se co n v e rsa tio n s (th o u g h th e se little B eatles-lik e lo v e affairs w ith In d ian cu ltu re d o p u t m y teeth on ed g e — N o, it is n o t tru e th at air plan es ca n n o t fly o v er cow s!). I t ’s th e i m p l i c i t a s s u m p t i o n t h a t b ecause I am n o t w hite, I can n o t be a n a tiv e o f th e “ G re a t N o rth e r n H em isp h ere” . I t’s not as if anyone w ould approach a w hite perso n and ask ‘A re you a w h ite A ngle-S axon o f th e A sia n co n tin en t, p referab ly the w estern h a lf? ’ (N o t to m ention, ‘d o y o u r e a lly e a t a n im a ls th a t h a v e b ee n ra ise d u p o n to x ic , c a r cin o g en ic p rese rv a tiv e s?’). T h e issue here has never been ab o u t p rid e o r sh a m e o f m y “ o ri g in s ” . M y I n d ia n h e r ita g e is an in tractab le, in sep arab le part o f m y character; a large p art o f it having to w ith th e fa c t th a t it is w ritte n i n d e l i b l y o n to m y s k in . L ik e a frien d o f m ine o n ce said, “W hile I h av e alw ays w an ted p eople to look at m e and reco g n ize th a t I am d if feren t from them in this w ay, p e o ple should know it is n o t the only th in g I am .” W h e n peo p le ask m e a b o u t m y “ re a l” b a c k g ro u n d , it is a d d in g a n in v is ib le q u a l if ie r to ev ery th in g I say, do, and think; it is p u ttin g m e in a b o x an d allo w in g m e to function as an A m erican citi zen (o r C an ad ian ) o n ly w ith in the space allotted to m e. T h e id e a o f th e A m e r ic a n “ m e ltin g p o t” ( i.e . o n e u n if o rm m e ss) h a s n e v e r a p p e a le d to m e. H o w ev er, w h ile C a n a d a ’s “to ssed salad ” ideal is m ore appealing, the c o n c e p t se e m s to h a v e a s e rio u s w iltin g p ro b le m . A n d in th e en d , the d ifferen ce b etw een recognition and categ o rizin g is like the d iffe r e n c e b e t w e e n a s a la d f ro m M c D o n a l d ’s o r o n e f r o m L e C om m ensal. O ne is ju s t a few v eg etab les m o ld erin g in a p lastic box identical to its p artn e r and the o ther is... sim ply better.

T h is e v e n t w a s c r e a t e d in m e m o ry o f T e r r y F o x , a y o u n g C a n a d ia n w h o lo s t h is rig h t le g to c a n c e r. W ith a s p ir a tio n s to ru n a c ro s s th e c o u n try , T e rry b e g a n th e M a ra th o n o f H o p e in A p ril o f

$ 2 4 ,0 0 0 ,0 0 0 f o r c a n c e r re se a rc h . I s a d o r e S h a r p , P r e s id e n t o f th e F o u r S e a s o n s H o te l, p le d g e d to s p o n so r a n a n n u a l T e rry F o x R u n to r a i s e m o n e y f o r c a n c e r r e s e a r c h a n d c o n tin u e th e M a ra th o n o f H ope. T h o s e w i s h i n g to p a r t i c i p a t e in th e S ix th A n n u al M c G ill T e rry F o x R un can re a c h B e av e r L a k e b y t a k in g th e # 1 1 b u s w e s t fro m M o u n t R o y a l M e tro o r # 1 6 5 b u s n o rth fro m G uyC o n c o r d ia M e tro . R e f re s h m e n ts a n d p riz e s w i l l b e a w a r d e d a t th e f in is h lin e . R e g is tr a tio n f o r th e r u n b e g in s a t 1 0 :0 0 a .m . n e x t to th e C h a le t w ith a s c h e d u le d m a ss sta rt a t 1 1 :0 0 a.m . . P a r tic ip a n ts c a n p ic k u p p le d g e fo rm s a t v a rio u s lo c a tio n s aro u n d c a m p u s i n c l u d i n g th e S h a t n e r B u ild in g a n d th e S c a r le t K ey o ffic e (36 0 5 d e la M o n ta ig n e ).

O n S u n d a y , S e p te m b e r 18th, th e s ix t h a n n u a l M c G i ll T e r r y F o x R u n , a fu n d ra is e r fo r c a n c e r r e s e a rc h , w ill b e h e ld a t B e a v e r L ake on M ount R o y al. In a d d i t i o n to p le d g e s, fu n d s w ill be r a is e d th ro u g h th e n e w ly -is s u e d “ S ta f f C h a lle n g e ” . M e m b e rs o f th e T e rry F o x R u n C o m m itte e are e n c o u ra g in g s ta ff m e m b e r s o f M c G i ll U n iv e r s it y to d o n a te o n e c e n t p e r p a rtic i pan t. In ac co rd an c e Principal Shapiro giving his support fo r the w ith tr a d i tio n , th e Terry Fox Run P rin c ip a l J o h n s to n 1980 b y d ip p in g h is a rtific ia l le g S h o e T ro p h y w ill b e a w a rd e d to in th e A tla n tic O c e a n . T h e r u n th e fa c u lty w ith th e h ig h e s t p a r tra g ic a lly e n d e d 5 5 6 5 k m a fte r its tic ip a tio n . M u c h a tte n tio n h a s s ta rt n e a r T h u n d e r B a y , O n ta rio b e e n f o c u s e d o n a d v e r tis e m e n t w h e re T e rry w as d ia g n o s e d w ith d u e to th e lo w t u r n o u t a t t h i s For more information on the se c o n d a ry c a n c e rs in b o th lu n g s. e v e n t in r e c e n t y e a rs . R e c e n tly , Terry Fox Run or the Scarlet Key C a n c e r c la im e d h is life in Ju n e o f fu n d ra is in g to ta ls fo r c a n c e r Society, call 274-1128 or drop by 19 8 1 , by w h ic h tim e h e h a d m a n r e s e a r c h in Q u é b e c h a v e b e e n the Scarlet Key Society office. a g e d to r a i s e m o r e t h a n a n e m ic . L a s t y e a r, th e p ro v in c e ’s re s e a rc h e rs re c e iv e d $ 1 ,1 3 6 ,0 0 0 in g r a n t s a n d o n l y $ 5 3 0 , 0 0 0 w e re ra ise d . I n a n e f f o r t to p r o m o t e a w a re n e s s a n d s u p p o r t, th e M c G ill S c a rle t K e y S o c ie ty , an o r g a n is a tio n c o n c e r n e d w ith c o n trib u tio n s to th e M c G ill c o m m u n ity , o rg a n is e d its firs t T e rry F o x R u n in 1 9 8 9 a n d a ttr a c te d 167 p a r tic ip a n ts . In la s t y e a r ’s ru n , $ 9 1 7 7 .2 1 w as ra ise d b y th e 180 Prince Arthur • M ontréal, Qué. • H2X 1B7 3 0 0 p a r tic ip a n ts . O rg a n iz e rs h o p e fo r a n in c re a s e in b o th p a r tic ip a tio n a n d p ro c e e d s.

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September 14th, 1994

E N T E R T A IN M E N T Gil Scott-Heron speaks nothing but the truth By H arris N ewman G il S cott-H eron cannot b e c o n tained u n d er a neat, tidy label. N o t only a rapper, poet, R & B cro o n er and ja z z m usician, H eron is also a po litical revolutionary, philosopher, an d in d is p u ta b le a n c h o rm a n o f C h u c k D ’s ‘B la c k C N N ’. H e ro n w ears m any hats, each one a p erfect fit. H is latest studio effort, Spirits, (T V T R ecords/C argo) serves as an ideal venue to w itness his vast array o f talents. H is m u sic f lo a ts e ffo rtle s s ly b e tw e e n b e a tn ik d u b p o e try a n d f lu id ja z z , a ll p u n c tu a te d b y h is rich, unm istakable baritone. H e has o ften b een ta g g ed th e g ra n d fa th e r o f h ip - h o p , a lth o u g h h is s p o k e n w ord w ork has never p la y e d slave to the backing beats. A n d on Spirit’s lead o ff track, ‘M e s s a g e T o T h e M e s s e n g e r s ’, H ero n m ak es h is p o sitio n c le a r as to w hy h e h a s n ev e r h im s e lf w e l co m ed the responsibility, n o r trusts others in guiding b lack culture: “A ll I ’m sa y in g is th a t y o u d a m n w ell

go t to b e co rrect/B ecau se if y o u ’re g o in g to b e sp e a k in g fo r a w h o le g e n e ra tio n /A n d y o u k n o w en o u g h to try and h andle th eir education/B e sure y o u know th e re a l deal ab o u t p a s t s i t u a t i o n s / A n d a i n ’t j u s t rep eatin g w hat you h eard on a local T .V . s t a t i o n . ” H e r o n ’s m u s ic is a b o u t c r e d ib ility , n o t m o n e y . H e speaks his m in d to try to ch an g e the m inds o f others, to open doors that g a n g s ta ra p an d to p 4 0 m u sic are s lo w ly c lo s in g , a n d to k e e p re a l issues alive w hile o thers sing about guns and ‘hos. W ith h ip -h o p a rtists still d e s perately grasping for credibility and respect, H eron has long since filled h is q u o ta . S in c e h is firs t re le a se ,

Sm all Talk At 125th & Lenox, rele ase d on his ow n label in 1970, H e ro n h a s re p e a te d ly p ro v e n h is w orth as an e x c ep tio n ally ta len ted so c ial c o m m e n ta to r an d m u sicia n . H is p a s t is rife w ith ta le s o f th e rac ism , d rug abuse and o p p ressio n w h ich h e h as faced in h is q u artercentury long career. W ith over tw o d o z e n a lb u m s , f ilm s a n d b o o k s

u n d e r h is b e lt, in c lu d in g th e le g e n d a ry “ T h e R e v o lu tio n W ill N o t B e T elev ise d ” , n o a rtist to d a y has the credibility nor the desire to chal le n g e H e ro n . In s te a d , h e h a s r e ceived endless praise from th o se he h as inspired, and even co llaborates w ith A li Shaheed M uhum m ad o f A T ribe C alled Q uest on ‘D o n ’t G ive U p ’ , h is l a t e s t a l b u m ’s c l o s in g track. S o m e h av e m is ta k e n H e ro n ’s p o l i t i c a l a g e n d a f o r p r o m o tin g rac ial te n sio n and v io len ce, b u t an e a rn e st lis te n to h is m u sic p ro v es th e opposite. L ast June, H ero n told Paper m a g a z in e , “ I th in k p e o p le drop all th at [racism ] bullshit before th e y c o m e [to o u r sh o w s]. W h e n th e y c o m e in , t h e y ’re j u s t fa n s . M aybe th a t’s w hy w hite p eo p le and b la c k p e o p le co m e. W e sa y so m e insightful shit about both colours.” H e ro n ’s set list is his p o litical ag en d a . T o g e th e r w ith h is g ro u p , th e A m n e s ia E x p re ss, h is liv e p e rfo r m ances are a neat caricatu re o f the p a st tw o d ecad es o f b lack politics. P a rt h is to ry le s s o n , p a r t p o litic a l

Player’s Theatre hears music By Keith T eitel________________ S o u n d th e tru m p e ts ! M c G ill P la y e rs ’ T h e a tre is c e le b ra tin g its s e v e n tie th a n n iv e rs a ry th is y e a r. Im a g in e th at. T h e o ld e st su rv iv in g a n g lo p h o n e th e a tr e in M o n tr é a l p e r c h e d h ig h on th e t h i r d f l o o r o f th e W illia m S h a tn e r C en tre. R a th e r th a n c o n c e n tra te o n th e p a s t , P l a y e r s ’ is a lr e a d y b r a n c h in g o u t in to s e v e ra l n ew d ire c tio n s this seaso n . F o r the first tim e in its seventyyear h is to ry , P la y e rs ’ is p ro d u c in g a m a jo r p ie c e o f m u s ic a l th e a tre : Jo h n K an d e r and F re d E b b ’s

Cabaret. A d a p te d fro m C h r is to p h e r I s h e r w o o d ’s B e r l i n S t o r i e s , Cabaret u se s a sleazy B e rlin n ig h t c lu b as a m e ta p h o r fo r th e d e c a d e n t w o rld o f p re -H itle r G e rm a n y o f th e 1930s. T h e s h o w ’s s y m b o l ism is c o n v e y ed th ro u g h a b iz a rre M a ste r o f C e re m o n ie s w h o re c re a ted th e taw d ry a tm o sp h e re o f th e p e rio d th ro u g h a se rie s o f m u sic a l n u m b e rs a t th e K it K a t C lub. “ I t ’s rea lly an in c re d ib le tim e p e rio d . T h e w o r ld ’s m o s t e x o tic ta le n ts lite ra lly flo u rish e d a g a in st a b a c k g ro u n d o f d ec ad e n ce . T h e r e ’s c o r r u p tio n . H y p e r - in f la tio n . A n d I g u ess in tim es lik e th a t f e a r ta k e s o v er,” d ir e c to r R o b e rt C o h e n s a id . “A rt b e c o m e s b o th w h o lly s a c r e d a n d m e a n in g le s s . W h ile M a rle n e D ietrich e le c trifie s th e s ta g e , m id d le -c la s s G e rm a n s p ro stitu te th e ir d a u g h te rs to m a k e e n d s m eet.”

A m anda S u ssm an , c o rn e r sto n e o f th e M c G ill C o n tem p o rary D a n c e E n s e m b le f o r f o u r y e a rs , an d ch o re o g ra p h e r o f n ex t se m e s te r ’s Mikado, is lo o k in g fo rw ard to le a d in g th e Cabaret c a s t th ro u g h th e sh o w ’s sen su al d an c e n u m b ers. H ow far w ill th e y go?

“ Its g o n n a be a fu n eig h t

weeks,” p ia n is t B ria n C u rre n t, Cab a r e t’s M u s i c a l D ire c to r s a id w ith a n ticip atio n . A u d itio n s fo r C a b a re t b e g i n today. T h e re are a few m o re a u d i ti o n s l o t s a v a i l a b le f o r T u e s d a y an d T h u rsd ay . S ig n u p so o n a t th e D ra m a / T h e a tre b u lle tin b o a rd in th e A rts B u ild in g . S in g in g ab ility is a m u st. C o h e n say s h e is lo o k in g for, “p e rfo rm e rs w ith a ttitu d e , w h o a r e n ’t a f r a id to s tr u t th e i r s tu ff. A n a p titu d e f o r [ e ro tic ] d a n c i n g is c e r t a i n to c o m e in h an d y .” A lso in n ee d a re so lid ac to rs. “T h is is v ery d ra m a tic p ie ce , w ith so m e c h a lle n g in g a c tin g r o l e s . T h e s e a r e v e r y c o m p le x c h a ra c te rs,” h e said. W h ile C a b a ret is c e r t a i n l y th e m o st a m b itio u s p ro je c t o n th e P la y e r s ’ s la te , it is b y n o m e a n s alo n e. T h is w ee k , a tw o -m a n re in te rp re ta tio n o f Richard III b e g in s its tw o w e e k ru n d ir e c t fro m an o f f - B r o a d w a y r u n in N e w Y o rk (h o w fa r o ff w e d o n ’t know .) N eil S la c k m a n an d B ria n C lo u tte p la n to e x p l o r e t h e p a r a m e t e r s o f p o w e r a n d i n d iv i d u a li ty in th is

c la ssic h isto ry . S o o n to f o llo w in O c t o b e r w ill b e Jennie's Story, d ire c te d by K e lly M a c in to s h , a re c e n t g ra d u ate o f M c G ill’s d ra m a a n d th e a tre p ro g ra m . T h e show is a C a n a d ia n c l a s s i c in i t s o w n r i g h t a n d p ro m ise s to b e a fin e p ro d u c tio n .

Auditions for McGill Player’s Theatre’s November production of C a b aret will be held September 13 and 15. A sign up form is posted on the D ram a/T heatre bulletin board in the Arts Building. Prepare one jazzy upbeat song as well as a slower ballad. Piano accompani ment will be provided if desired. For more information please call Player’s Theatre at 398-6813.

d e b a te , p a r t e m o tio n a l p u r g in g , H e r o n ’s liv e s h o w this w eek (his first in M o n tréal in over 15 y e a r s ) p r o m is e s to e n te rta in and e d u cate everyone. H e r o n ’s t a l e n t and his influence on the m usic o f the ‘90s can n o t be o v er lo o k e d , so u s e th e o p p o rtu n ity th is w eek to see the m an b efo re he rea ch es fu ll-fle d g e d le g endary status.

Gil Scott-Heron and Am nesia E xp ress bring their mes sage to the masses on Thursday S ept ember 15th, 8 p.m. at Club Soda (5240 Parc), $23.50 plus tax & service fees

A writer, a poet, a teacher, he knows it.

Trekkies beamed out By Ioyce Lau M c G ill’s annual staging o f Star T rek episodes w ill not be com ing to S h a tn e r th is y ea r d ue to o rg an isa tio n a l d iffic u ltie s c o n c e rn in g th e P lay e rs’ T heatre. Instead, Star Trek w ill p la y in g o f f - c a m p u s a t th e C o m ed y N est. P la y e rs' T h ea tre is the usual venue fo r the event, w hich p rem iered three years ago in c e le b r a ti o n o f th e r e n a m in g o f th e S hatner Centre. T h is y e a r ’s d i r e c t o r s , E rin B erry and Jerem y H echtm an, voiced co n c e rn s n o t o n ly a b o u t th e d e c i sion's effect on their show, but also its effects on M cG ill theatre in gen eral. Star Trek's first season grossed th e h ig h e st tic k et sales ever in the

th e a tr e ’s h isto ry , w ith la st y e a r a close second. “ I t ’s m o n e y f o r th e th e a tr e , m oney for SSM U , and publicity for theatre... it introduces people to the a tre ... w e ev en h a d c a m e ra crew s se n t o v er to o u r o th e r show s first year, and that d o e sn ’t happen any m ore. ” said Berry. B ut P layers' T h eatre p resident C hris Tracy explained that "for our 70th anniversary, it w as im portant to brin g in as m any d ifferen t M cG ill g ro u p s and stu d e n ts as p o ssib le ... S tar Trek had already been done and d id n 't have any cu rren t students in the cast at the tim e o f the proposal." Iro n ic ally , o f th e m em b ers o f la s t y e a r ’s th e a tre e x e c u tiv e w ho See T re k P age 18

Spacing out with Stereolab By Ioyce Lau A s fo r B ritish electro-m ellow b an d S tereolab, their debut album title says it all. T h e m o th e r o f Transient Random-Noise Bursts With Announcements, has com e out w ith a new and even sp acier release, Mars Audiac

Quintet. Ironically coupling Z en lyrics ab o u t th e ephem eral nature o f all things m o d e m w ith m inim alist, som etim es bubbly trance m usic, singer and ly ric ist Laetitia Sadier m akes h er w ay th ro u g h S te re o la b ’s carefu l strings o f disso n an t m elodies. L iste n in g to S tereo lab is like listen in g to one o f e v e ry d a y ’s little o u t-o f-tu n e d ea d -p an h u m m in g s p o l ish e d o v er ch u rn in g g u ita r and a h eav y bassline. I t ’s like listening to beautiful fuzzy m usic o n a reco rd play e r th at skips and repeats. S o n g w riter Tim G ane talked to the Tribune about his w ide m ix o f influences, w hich run the gam ut from early industrial, ‘70s bands from G erm any, the B each B oys, and Pavem ent m u sh ed up in to “ k inds o f m usic th at really d o n ’t exist.” T h e B each Boys, though? “ You can h ear a d ifferen ce betw een A m erican and B ritish m usic... there are certain sounds th at ju s t c a n ’t

co m e out o f A m erica... though I th in k I like A m erican m usic better in general,” G ane said. They go beyond the boundaries o f classic indie-noise, with Stereolab’s clean little organised peeps o f sound work from instruments such as “farsida” and “eggs”. “ I love noises. N oises can be funny... A nd not ju st ‘f u n n y ’ lik e th a t, th e w o rd fu n n y can h av e a lo t o f m eanings itself,” he said. So th e y ’re different, and D.I.Y., and experim ental, and m ix lots o f genres. D oes that m ean th at w e can put them under the infam ous label of...? “N o t alternative, no alternative. N o, I d o n ’t think that w e ’re an alternative band. In B ritain it’s a little b et t e r b e c a u s e w e h a v e ‘i n d e p e n d e n t ’ . B u t t h e n it becom es ‘in d ie’, ‘in d ie -ro c k ’. N o, th a t’s ju s t as bad.” S te re o la b is a d ilig e n t b an d . T h ey p u t to g e th e r th e ir la st album in five w eeks, rele ase d it in A ugust, to u re d o n L o lla p a lo o z a ’s se c o n d sta g e , an d ju m p e d rig h t into th e ir N o rth A m eric an to u r and are now on their w ay to pay a v isit to M ontréal.

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September 14th, 1994

Spanish angst

Too outrageous

By M arc Lantbgne

By C ecily Eckhardt

N ot fo r those w ith a w eak stom ach, Too Outrageous Barcelona is the latest offering fro m w riterAnimation, currently running at C in ém a d e Paris, definitely d irec to r W h it S tillm an. B est k n o w n fo r his 1987 lives up to its title. T h e festival is a n o h olds barred co m p i film Metropolitan, th e talk -filled story o f th e idle lation o f carto o n s ch alk ed full o f g o re, sex an d vio len ce ric h yo u th o f N ew Y ork, S tillm an h as now m a n that ju st underm ine any o f the m oral o r social standards o f ag ed to craft a q uite subtle, o ften funny tale, th at is Saturday m orning TV. b o th v is u a lly s tu n n in g a n d th o u g h t-p ro v o k in g . H ere y o u ’d think that the an im ato r has full rein to do C all it F our W eddings and so m e Sangria. anything. A nd it is true indeed, ju st about everything im ag S e t in th e t i t l e c i t y in th e e a r ly ‘ 8 0 s , inable is show n. A n in-your-face show, y o u ’ll find th e re ’s B arcelona traces the lives o f tw o A m erican ex p a n o t too m uch left up to the im agination. D o n ’t ex p ect any triates, looking fo r love and p ro sp erity in a country thing less shocking than invalids having sex, lo ts-o ’-excreem erg in g fro m y ears o f d ic ta to rsh ip and o p p re s m en t falling from all parts o f th e screen from all sorts o f sion. T h e story b egins w hen U S N avy o fficer F red creatures. T here are tw enty-five features in all w hich run from as (C h ris E ig e m a n ) p a y s a v is it to h is c o u s in T ed short as thirty seconds o f obscurely draw n rabbits coupling (T a y lo r N ic h o ls ), a n e b b is h s a le s p e rs o n w h o se to a stop w atch, aptly called “N ine S econds and a H a l f ’ to n ig h ts are tak en u p stu d y in g D ale C a rn e g ie and a ten m inute feature titled “W eird B eard” , th a t is effective d an cin g solo around h is ap a rtm en t w hile read in g ly c u t in to ab o u t five sm a lle r se c tio n s ru n b e tw e e n th e the B ook o f Proverbs. oth er features. It takes you through th e cruel to rtu re o f an N one o f th is sits w ell w ith F red, w ho p ro m p t in n o c e n t d ish w a sh e r b y th e sta r, W e ird B e a rd , a n d h is ly drag s h is reluctant co usin thro u g h street p arties p o sse o f sad istic p irates as th ey slo w ly m u tila te th is lad a n d n ig h tc lu b s to s e e k fe m a le co m p a n y , w h ile p roving to the natives th a t n o t all A m erican s are w ho falsely believes he is being initiated into piratehood. fa sc ists o u t to su b ju g a te th e S p an ish h ea rtlan d . T h e festival begins w ith a p ie ce th at m u ch resem bles Frustrated by F re d ’s relen tless attem pts to fix him th e “ Itc h y an d S cratc h y S h o w ” B a rt a n d L isa S im p so n up, (w hich include tellin g y am s about his c o u sin ’s d ev o te d ly w atc h , c a lle d “ E x p ira tio n D a te ” . T h e c la ssic respect fo r th e M arquis de S ad e an d pen ch an t for arch en e m ie s, d o g an d c a t, b a ttle fo r d o m in a tio n at the leath er underw ear) Ted insists th at he only w ants h o m estead w ith violent effort. T h e blood is never scarce, to d ate “plain, even h o m e ly g irls” so as to avoid and n eith er is the sex in som e o f th e segm ents th at could any future m essy em o tio n al tangles. give m any p o m o s a run fo r th e m oney. O f course, T ed ’s vow is im m ed iately broken “Liver, L u st O r L o u is” is a tale o f tw o n y m p h o m an i w h e n h e m e e ts M o n ts e rra t (T u s h k a B e rg e n ), a acs w ho d o n ’t let th eir new ly am putated legs g et in th e way w o m an n e ith e r p la in n o r h o m e ly . A lth o u g h Ted o f th eir desire fo r o n e another. T w o take-offs o n the classic w ould very m uch like to build a relationship w ith fairy tale o f “L ittle R ed R id in g H ood” are v ery explicit. her, h e is ham pered by so m e m a jo r obstacles. T he first is M o n sterrat’s on-ag ain , off-again affair w ith S ee A n im a tio n P age 18 a boorish anti-Y anqui jo u rn a list, w ho h as fo cu sed o n F re d as the n ext su b ject fo r h is p o iso n pen. T he s e c o n d is t h a t F r e d h i m s e l f h a s m begun to take a shine to M ontserrat, d e s p ite th e fa c t th a t h is b ra sh n e ss r e p e l s b o th h e r a n d h e r l e f t i s t friends. T en sio n s b e tw e e n th e c o u sin s ap p ro a ch th e b re a k in g p o in t, u n til T ed is fo rced to re-exam in e h is lo y a ltie s a n d p rio ritie s w h en F re d becom es a targ et fo r extrem ists c o n v inced th at h e ’s really a C IA agent. T h is story takes p lace w ith in a p o stF ra n c o atm o sp h e re o f alm o st c o n tin u o u s v io le n c e , w h ic h in c lu d e s ja rrin g im a g es o f b o m b s g o in g o ff am o n g all th e b e a u tifu l Barcelona architecture. H ow ever, m ost o f the conflict in Barcelona co m es fro m th e v erb a l sp a rrin g b etw e en th e m a in c h a ra c ters. C ultures clash w hen the overeag er F red tries to introduce the locals to good old-fashioned A m erican cu l ture (m ostly in the form o f ham burg Tough decision...'cause Voyageur has just made comfortable, ers). M ost o f h is effo rts fail m ise r reliable intercity travel very accessible with great new prices. ably. A t one point, M ontserrat gives Students now get a minimum15% discount* on one-way or a straight-faced adm ission th at F red “ s e e m s q u ite i n t e l l i g e n t . .. f o r a n returntravel anywhereonournetwork! A m erican.” T he b attle o f the sexes r a g e s o n , m o s t c o m ic a lly in th e scene w here M ontserrat explains h er past relationships to th e prudish Ted. Tossed into the m ix is a feu d over a kayak betw een the cousins th a t w ent u n reso lv e d sin ce th e tw o w ere ten RETURN years old. H o w e v e r , th e m o v i e ’s h ig h RETURN p o in ts o c c u r w h e n th e c h a ra c te rs argue w ith them selves. T ed tries to RETURN c o n v in ce h im s e lf th a t h e lik e s h is jo b b y g iv in g it a sp iritu a l asp ec t; G S T. INCLUDED, Q.S.T. EXTRA (6.5°ol F re d ’s p illo w ta lk c o n sists o f w o r ries th at h e ’s been shavin g h is beard in th e w rong direction all h is life. A ll t h i s , a n d n o p a s s p o r t required. •CONDITIONS: You must present proof of full-time student status for V o y a g e u r

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Animation C o n tin u e d fro m Page 17 T he an im atio n its e lf certain ly d o e s n ’t c o m p e te w ith W alt D is n e y ’s flo w in g c h a ra c te rs an d rich colours. S om e, how ever, are q u ite im pressive; fu ll o f b ig , ex p ressiv e c re a tu r e s , w h ile o th e rs re s e m b le com ic book blocks sim ple pu t on to th e sc re e n w ith v ery rig id m o v e m e n t. S o m e fe a tu re s a re d o n e in sim ple ink sketches on w hite b ack g round. B ut the variety o f a n im a tion styles is interesting to see, and

September 14th, 1994 k ee p s y o u tu n e d in. T h e fact that, for the m ost part, the artistry is not the m ain feature, focuses the view er on w hat th e clip is all about. A t the end y o u ’re left w onder in g i f th e fe s tiv a l w a s an a c tu a l w o rk o f art. T h e fe a tu re s rid e th e fin e lin e b etw een fre e artistic rein b y c a rto o n ists w ith a v ery stro n g sense o f reality, w ith rath e r in d u l gent, som ew hat m eaningless ex p lo rations into ju st how gory and rude a cartoon can get. S o m e o f th e s e c a r to o n s a re ra th e r cle v e r an d d e fin ite ly w orth checking out, if you can stom ach it.

K eep an eye out fo r the “N anna and P u ss P u s s ” s e g m e n ts , “ S n ak e T h ea tre” , “ G ring G a lle t’s R ew ard ” and th e classic p ie ce w ith a social an d e n v iro n m e n ta l m e ssa g e “ U se In s tru c tio n s ” to n am e a few . You m ay cringe, you m ay w ant to look aw ay o n ce o r tw ice, but th e festival is fast p ac ed and th eir o u trag eo u s n e s s w ill k e e p y o u a n y th in g b u t bored.

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Trek... C o n tin u e d fro m Page 1 5 m ade the original decision, there are only tw o m em bers left. H echtm an concedes that, “as for the publicity and financing ...for [last y ea r’s executive] it w as over w h elm ing...w ith 120-130 in a th e a tre t h a t ’s u se d to m u c h s m a lle r p ro d u ctio n s...A fter all, th e y ’re not here to m ake money, but to prom ote M cG ill T heatre...it is all volunteer.” P la y e r s ' T h e a tr e p r e s i d e n t C hris Tracy agrees that "T hough we

are a m oney m aker..any profits w e m a k e g o to S S M U ... w e 'v e o n ly r e c e n t l y g o t r e n o v a tio n s w e 'v e needed... O ur electrical circuit w as giving electrical shocks to our vol unteers." B e r r y c l a im s th a t “ C h r is [Tracy] did help us. He helped us a lot...W e talked about going back to P lay ers’ Theatre at the last m inute, but it w as too late.” "T hey're a good, tig h t show ... w e k n e w th e y c o u l d g e t a s p o t som ew here." said Tracy. “Still, it seem s a sham e...It was slo w ly b e c o m in g a M c G ill tr a d i tion.”

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Trekkies live long off-campus have no money...” , director Erin Berry said. T he scripts fo r The Devil in the Dark and A Piece of the Action rem ain fairly intact, but are barely recog nizable from the end product. T erence B row n is o u r u b iq u ito u s and om n iscien t Kirk. H is interpretation leaves the audience w ith ‘Shades o ’ S hatner’ and drags every last drop o f irony from the y o u n g W illia m ’s legacy. H is sp astic p acin g an d w ild h an d g e stu re s are p e rfe c t, an d B o w m an b o th d eifies S hatner’s hum our w hile crucifying his acting. Bliss. S p o c k is m a s t e r f u l l y c a p tu r e d b y A n d ré Costopoulos. F rom his first eyebrow raise, the audience is hard-w ired to him and even m isses him w hen he is underused in the second episode. T he rest o f the cast is solid, w ith particularly am us in g p e rfo rm a n c e s fro m L isa L e n ih a n (S c o tty ). O ne sc e n e sh o w s L e n ih a n sittin g in th e c o m m a n d c h a ir painting ‘h is’ nails as K irk and S pock flounder in peril elsew here. Jacques Viau and R ick M iller play the token char acters w hich undoubtably get beaten-up/ killed in w ellchoreographed fighting scenes. “I t’s form ula” says Berry, “the red shirt com es out w ith his phaser and you know h e ’s going to get killed.” S tro n g d i r e c t i o n a n d f in e p e r f o r m a n c e s ru n throughout, along w ith fantastic background production, p articu larly in sound w ith A n ita A lb ert cap tu rin g the cam py m usic o f the original series. T h e only problem lies in con cept, w hich loses novelty after one episode. T he pacing o f A Piece of the Action seem ed to drag, and the jokes, w hich w ere so funny in the first in stallm en t, w ere stale. Still, Star Trek is enjoyable and com es highly recom m ended.

By Ian W ineberg Star Trek. O n c e , th o s e w o rd s m e a n t o n ly tw o things. You w atched the T V show and you w ere a geek. B ut those w ere the ‘60s, here com e the ‘90s. In a gener ation obsessed w ith perpetuity, ST has not been im m une to the evil, inescapable forces o f sequeldom .T here was The Next Generation, and then Deep Space Nine. Now, Generations is heading to the big screen N ovem ber 18 a n d a n o th e r s e r ie s , Voyager, w ill b e la u n c h e d in January. T h o u g h th e Trek fra n c h is e h a s re fu s e d to d ie , som ething w as still m issing. Star Trek still needed to evolve. T V had b een done, film w as très passé, w hat was left? T heatre, the final frontier. G oliath P roductions’ third production o f Star Trek exploits this m edium w ith a take on tw o scripts from the original series. Stage takes G ene R od d en b erry ’s ‘W agon T rain to the S ta rs ’ an d tu rn s it in to ‘H ee H aw .’ T h e hum ourous inconsistencies in the scripts are exploited and m ake for an enjoyable and truly cam py experience. W as all o f N orth A m erica seated during the original run o f Star Trekl C ould w e actually have taken any o f this seriously? Star Trek w ill m ake you check yo u r Tylenol b o ttle fo r s ig n s o f ta m p e r in g b y y o u r c h e m ic a lly enhanced friends. “ I ’m a p u rist...a n d th e ‘6 0 s lo w -tech g au d y feel really translates w ell on stage...T hey had no money, we

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Sheep are saved as McGill downs Queen’s 33-16 By Kashif Z ahoor________________ M c G ill an d Q u e e n ’s sq u a re d o ff in one C an ad a’s o ld est riv alries in the 1 10th annual “ K ill M c G ill” fo o tb a ll g am e la s t S a tu rd a y . U n f o r t u n a t e l y f o r th e G o ld e n G aels, it w as the R edm en w ho did a ll th e s la y in g in a 3 3 - 1 6 ro m p before 5,361 at M o lson Stadium . T he tw o schools h av e n o love lost betw een them and th is cau sed M c G i ll s e c u r i t y s o m e c o n c e r n w h en b u slo ad s o f u n ru ly Q u e e n ’s fa n s a rriv e d . T h e g o a lp o s ts w ere greased dow n and pro tected by the M c G ill ru g b y te a m an d e v e ry o n e w as s e a rc h e d b y s e c u r ity b e fo re entering the stadium . T h e b e s t d e fe n c e a g a in s t th e w arm ongers from Q u e e n ’s, h o w ev er, w as the im p ressiv e M cG ill v ic to r y w h ic h d e f la te d a n y h o s ti le intentions better than any p re-em p

tive m easures p o ssib ly could. E a rly in th e c o n te st M c G ill’s o ffen ce w as as anaem ic as a blood d o n o r w h o h a d b e e n g iv in g to o g en e ro u sly , as Q u e e n ’s ju m p e d to an early lead. T h e first three drives fo r the R edm en o ffen ce resu lted in six p la y s , tw o y a r d s , a n d th r e e punts. M e a n w h ile Q u e e n ’s m a rc h e d 72 yards on its o p en in g possession. G o ld e n G a e l r u n n in g b a c k Jo h n T ay lo r cap p ed the d riv e w ith a 28y ard tou ch d o w n run. F o llo w in g a s i n g l e o n th e en su in g kick-off, the G aels grabbed an 8-0 adv an tag e. T h e lead w ould be sh o rt lived, as M cG ill responded b y re e lin g o f f 23 u n a n s w e re d points. C h ris tm a s c a m e e a rly fo r M cG ill w hen th e G aels im p erso n at ed S an ta C lau s and h an d w rap p ed seven turnovers th at resu lted in 17

R edm en points. T h e special team s pro v id ed the sp a rk n e c e ssa ry fo r M c G ill to get o n track. A fter the defen ce p in n ed Q u e e n ’s d e e p in th e ir te rrito ry , a b ig r u s h o n a n a t te m p t e d p u n t fo rced p u n ter D an C o d erre to co n c e d e a s a fe ty . M c G i ll’s A n d re w B o o n a d d e d a n o th e r p o in t w ith a 4 5 -y ard p u n t single. P erh ap s the big g est play o f the g am e ca m e fiv e an d h a lf m in u tes in to th e seco n d q u arte r w hen W es B a rb o u r b ro k e th r o u g h Q u e e n s ’ f r o n t l i n e , b lo c k e d a p u n t a n d scooped up the loose ball returning it 51 y ards to the G ael 2 1 -yard line. M c G i ll c a s h e d in q u ic k ly w hen q u arte rb a ck A ndy L u cc h etta fo u n d v e te ra n w ide re c e iv e r A lex T rép an ier in the end zone tw o plays later to pu t the R ed m en on top 108. “ I to ld L u c c h i f y o u p u t th e

ball u p there I w ill go g et it. It w as a sw eet feeling w hen I saw it in my h an d s,” said T répanier. T rép anier caught a total o f five p a sse s, m o st o f th em o f the sp e c ta c u la r so rt, fo r 127 y a rd s an d a to u c h d o w n . Q u e e n ’s fu m b le d the ball w ith 51 seconds left in the h alf a t th e ir o w n 2 4 -y ard line. W ith a k iller instinct the R edm en squeezed th e Q u e e n ’s tu rn o v ers lik e orange j u i c e , tu r n i n g g i v e - a w a y s in to touchdow ns. O n second and goal w ith five se co n d s rem a in in g u n til the in te r m issio n , L u cch etta ap p eared to be sack ed o n a b ro k en play. The Q ue e n ’s d e f e n s iv e lin e s c ra m b le d to in tro d uce L u cch etta to th e a s t r o turf, bu t the

hopes o f cutting the m argin to ju st s e v e n . Q u e e n ’s d id j u s t th a t as T y le r K u d a r c a u g h t a f iv e - y a r d pass. W ith 12:17 left, the score w as 23-16 w ith Q u e e n ’s still very m uch in the gam e. T h e G o ld e n G a e ls ’ n e x t tw o possessions w ere h alted by careless m is ta k e s . T w o f u m b le s d ir e c tly r e s u l t e d in te n M c G i ll p o in ts , p u ttin g the g am e o u t o f rea ch 33lb . T h e R ed m en o ffen ce n etted a to ta l o f 3 1 4 y a rd s, m o st o f th e se com ing from the passing gam e. A n d y L u c c h e tta silen c ed any

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q u a rte rb a c k l o b b e d th e b a ll to w i d e o u t McGill fa n s do the wave. Ja so n T sad o u b te rs a n d e n d e d an y q u a r te r d ila s. T sa d ila s le a p e d h ig h in the b a c k c o n tro v e rs y as he th rew fo r air a n d m ad e a g re a t c a tc h in th e 207 yards and three touchdow ns. b a c k o f th e e n d z o n e to g iv e th e W hen L ucchetta w a sn ’t th ro w R ed m en a tw elve po in t advantage, ing the ball, chances w ere that ru n 20-8, at the half. ning back C had L uedtke w as fin d In th e t h i r d q u a r t e r , w h e n ing o r m aking a hole som ew here in B o o n ’s s e c o n d f ie ld g o a l o f th e th e Q u e e n ’s d e fe n s iv e lin e . L a st g am e gave the R edm en a 23-8 lead, y e a r’s rookie o f the year paced the it app eared that M cG ill had broken M cG ill running attack carrying 20 th e G o ld e n G a e ls a n d th e fo u rth tim es fo r 78 yards. q u a r te r w o u ld b e n o th in g m o re M c G i ll c o n t i n u e s its to u r than a form ality. a g a in st O -Q IF C o p p o n en ts as th e Q u e e n ’s d e c id e d to m a k e a team travels to L ennoxville to play g a m e o u t o f it t h o u g h , ta k in g the fifth -ra n k e d B is h o p ’s G aiters a d v a n ta g e o f a f u m b le a t th e th is S a tu r d a y . T h e G a ite r s , still M c G ill 45 y a rd lin e . T h e G a e ls f e e lin g th e s tin g a f te r lo s in g to c lo se d th e g ap on th e sc o re b o a rd C o n c o rd ia on a la s t-s e c o n d fie ld w ith a to u c h d o w n e a r ly in th e goal this w eekend, w ill try to vent fourth quarter. F o llo w in g th e s c o re , G a e ls ’ th e ir d is p le a s u r e a n d a tte m p t to even th eir season m ark w ith a w in h ead co ach D oug H argreaves opted o v er th e R edm en. to g o f o r t w o - p o i n t c o n v e r t in

Redbirds baseball flying high in season start By A llana H enderson T h e M c G ill R e d b i r d s to o k flig h t th is p ast w ee k en d in m e n ’s u n iv ersity b aseb all and w hen they d id, they soared. N o t only d id they lif t th e ir s p o rt to n ew h e ig h ts in C an ad a, lau n ch in g the first leag u e at th e un iv ersity lev el in 9 9 years, they did so in fin e fash io n , b lo w ing out the G u elp h G ry p h o n s 15-2 in the season opener. O n S aturday night, w h en m o st o f the M cG ill com m u n ity w as o u t c e le b r a tin g th e f o o tb a l l v ic to r y o v e r Q u e e n ’s, th e b a s e b a ll te a m w as busy im p ressin g the 150 o r so fans w ho cam e o u t to su p p o rt th e o p e n in g g a m e in th e C a n a d ia n In te ru n iv e rs ity B a s e b a ll A s s o c ia tio n . It w as o b v io u s , alm o st from th e o n set o f th e gam e, th at M cG ill has a v ery talen ted ro s te r o f p la y e rs a n d th a t th e y m a y very w ell b e the team to b e a t th is year.

P i t c h e r B r ia n T i t h e r i n g t o n sta rte d th e g am e fo r th e R e d b ird s a n d h a d a n o - h itte r in th e w o rk s until E lan S atov rep la ce d him after fo u r innings. W h ile on the m ound, T ith e rin g to n h a d e ig h t strik e o u ts and tw o w alks, o n e o f w hich cam e in to score o ff a w ild p itc h to give G u elp h one o f th e ir tw o runs. A lth o u g h G u elp h b eat M cG ill to th e s c o r e b o a r d , it w a s th e R ed b ird s w ho p ac ed the rest o f the g a m e . T h e f ir s t ru n in M c G ill’s baseb all h isto ry w as sco red o ff o f a s a c r i f i c e f ly b y T o d d S a v a g e . T h e re w as n o s to p p in g th e h o m e team afte r th at, as th e y c o n tin u e d to sc o re c o n s is te n tly th ro u g h th e n ex t few innings. B y th e s ix th in n in g , M c G ill w as ah ead 15-2 and th e m ercy rule w as im p lem en ted . T h e m ercy ru le states th a t if o n e team is ahead by te n o r m o re runs after six innings, th en th e g am e is called. T h e w in w as la rg e ly a ttrib u t

a b le to th e so lid d e fe n c e a n d th e g o o d h ittin g th at th e R ed b ird s d is p la y e d in c o n t r a s t to th e m a n y e r r o rs th a t th e G ry p h o n s h a d in th eir tim e on the field. O utstan d in g p la y w a s d e m o n s tr a te d b y T y le r L ev in e, w ho w en t tw o fo r tw o on th e n ig h t, and O w en T erreau , w ho also c o n n e c te d w ith th e b all b o th tim es th at he w ent up to bat. M c G ill o u ts h in e d G u e lp h at th e p late w ith eig h t hits, co m p ared to G u e l p h ’ s lo n e h it o f f th e R ed b ird s p itc h in g staff. T h e G ry p h o n s’ co a ch did not ap p ear te rrib ly h appy w ith h e r club a f te r th e g a m e as s h e s e n t th e m ru n n in g laps aro u n d the field in the co o l n ig h t air a fte r a le n g th y an d p ro n o u n ced lecture in cen tre field. O n S u n d a y , th e s to r y w a s m u c h th e sa m e as M c G ill sw e p t th e series w ith a 12-2 victory. T he w in n in g p itc h er w as E d K im , w ho a llo w e d o n e ru n o n tw o h its an d tw o w a lk s in tw o in n in g s , a ls o

c h a lk in g up tw o strik e o u ts. T o d d S a v a g e w e n t tw o f o r tw o o n th e d a y w ith th ree ru n s b a tte d in an d S tev e M onroe k n o ck ed in tw o runs w ith a d o u b le . S te v e H e rs k o v itz also sent tw o ru n n ers hom e in his c o n trib u tio n to the sco rin g landslide. The gam e, a n d th e s e r i e s , w e re e n d e d b y a s p e c ta c u la r c a tc h by o u tf ie ld e r C o r e y K id d to c o m p le te a s im i la r ly s p e c ta c u la r b a se b a ll w ee k en d fo r the R edbirds. T h e c o m p eti tio n w ill no doubt g e t to u g h e r f o r M cG ill in u p co m in g le a g u e s e r i e s , b u t th e y a re n o n eth eless p leased w ith th e ir p er f o r m a n c e a g a i n s t th e l e a g u e ’s w eak est club.

P la y e r a n d m a n a g e r D an B r o c k s u m m e d u p th e w e e k e n d su c cin c tly , h ap p y th a t th e M cG ill co m m u n ity has em b raced in teru n i versity baseball. “It w as a su ccess,” B rock said. “ T h e cro w d

r e a l l y en jo y ed it.”

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upcom ing series ag ain st M c M a s te r in tw o w e e k s , b u t in th e m e a n tim e , th e y w ill check o u t the A m e ric a n co m p etitio n w hen they play sev er al co lleg es from so u th o f the b o r d e r th is w ee k en d at a to u rn am en t in O shaw a, O ntario.

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Queen’s and Western bow to Old Four champion McGill By C hristopher Ricney T h e R e d m e n so c c e r sq u ad h e a d e d in to la st w e e k e n d ’s a n n u al O ld F o u r to u r n a m e n t, h o s te d b y th e U n iv e r s ity o f T o ro n to at V a rs ity S ta d iu m , w ith tw o o b je c tiv e s: to k ic k o f f th e n e w se a so n o n a w in n in g n o te w h ile a llo w in g th e v e te r a n s a n d r o o k ie s to sh o w c a s e th e ir ta len ts. T h re e d a y s a n d tw o s o c c e r g a m e s l a te r , th e R e d m e n w e r e h e a d i n g b a c k to M o n t r é a l a s 1 9 9 4 O ld F o u r C h a m p io n s , h a v in g d e fe a te d th e Q u e e n ’s G o ld e n G a e ls b y a 1-0 ta lly o n S a tu rd a y , b e f o r e e l im in a tin g th e W e s te rn M u s ta n g s in a n o v e rtim e th rille r in th e S u n d a y a fte rn o o n fin a le . S a tu r d a y ’s g a m e a g a in s t Q u e e n ’s, a l t h o u g h l e s s h y p e d th a n th e M o n tré a l-K in g s to n b a t tle u n fo ld in g at M o ls o n S ta d iu m , w a s n o n e t h e l e s s a t i g h t , w e ll p la y e d affa ir. H a lfw a y th r o u g h th e f ir s t s e s s io n , R e d m e n v e te ra n D id a e r

S e ro re in te rc e p te d an e rra n t Q u e e n ’s p a s s fro m a b o u t 25 y a r d s o u t. A s th e G a e l g o a lt e n d e r c a m e o u t to c u t o f f th e a n g le , S e ro re d e ftly c h ip p e d th e b a ll u n d e r th e c r o s s b a r a n d o u t o f th e k e e p e r ’s re a c h . T h e g o a l, w h ic h g a v e th e R e d m e n a 1 -0 a d v a n t a g e , h e l d u p to b e t h e g a m e w in n e r , d e s p i t e p r e s s u r e fro m th e Q u e e n ’s fo rw a rd s. T h e M u s t a n g s ’ 3 - 0 v ic to r y o v e r th e U n iv e r s it y o f T o r o n to B lu e s in th e o th e r o p e n in g ro u n d m a tc h se t th e sta g e fo r th e c h a m p io n s h ip s h o w d o w n . O n c e th e o p e n in g w h is tle s o u n d e d , th e R e d m e n w a s te d lit tle tim e d ra w in g firs t b lo o d , w ith R o la n d S in g h n e ttin g th e o p e n e r le s s t h a n te n m i n u t e s i n t o th e firs t h a lf. T h e r e le n tle s s M u s ta n g s re fu s e d to g iv e u p , c o n tin u in g to a t ta c k , a n d f o r c in g th e p la y a g a in s t th e s tin g y M c G ill b a c k lin e . A lth o u g h th e R e d m e n to o k th e o n e - g o a l le a d in to h a lftim e ,

W e s te rn c a m e o u t g u n n in g in th e s e c o n d s e s s io n , s c o r in g th e e q u a liz e r a t th e 5 5 -m in u te m a rk . T h e W e s te rn g o a l c a m e o n a q u e s tio n a b le c a ll, a s th e re f e r e e a w a rd e d fo rw a r d N ic k B o n d s a p e n a lty k ic k a f te r h e a n d

th e b o a rd . W ith M c G ill le a d in g 3 -2 , a n d W e s te rn lo o k in g to tie th e s c o re b e fo re e a c h te a m se n t u p th e ir fifth a n d fin a l sh o o te rs , B o n tis w a s a g a in p itte d a g a in s t R a e. B o n tis, as h e h a d d o n e e a r li R e d m e n e r in t h e g o a lie B ria n g a m e , sh o t “In a tournament with three of the R a e c o llid e d rig h t. R a e , best teams in the country, we played a s th e tw o h o w e v e r, with them, and we played well. We fo u g h t fo r a made the necessary adjustments, the w o u ld n o t lo o s e b a ll. O n b e b e a te n rookies looked strong, and the team th e e n s u in g a g a in , as bonded well.” p e n a l t y k ic k , he dove R ae g uessed - McQill Qoaltender Brian Rae r i g h t a n d le ft, w h ile s to p p e d B o n tis w e n t th e s h o t, rig h t, fin d in g th e b a c k o f th e n et, s e ttin g th e s ta g e f o r t e a m m a te k n o ttin g th e g a m e a t o n e. S e a n S m i t h to c l i n c h t h e O ld T h e te a m s r e m a in e d tie d fo r F o u r c h a m p io n s h ip . S m ith , a th e r e s t o f th e m a tc h a n d an tr a n s f e r s tu d e n t fro m th e o v e r tim e p e r io d , n e c e s s ita tin g a U n i v e r s i t y o f A l b e r t a , d id n o t p e n a lty - k ic k s h o o to u t to d e c id e d is a p p o in t, le a v in g th e W e s te rn th e c h a m p io n s h ip a ffa ir. g o a lk e e p e r to th in k o n ly o f w h a t T h e p e n a lty k ic k s b e g a n fo r c o u ld h a v e b ee n . M c G ill w ith s w e e p e r C h ris R a e , o n e o f th e m a n y D ry s d a le p u ttin g th e R e d m e n o n R e d m e n to e m e r g e f r o m t h e

h a r d -fo u g h t g a m e w ith a p le th o ra o f b u m p s a n d b ru is e s , lo o k e d b a c k o n th e w e e k e n d a c tio n as c o m p le te su c c e s s fo r th e M c G ill sq u a d . “In a to u rn a m e n t w ith th re e o f th e b e s t te a m s in th e c o u n try , w e p la y e d w ith th e m , a n d w e p la y e d w e ll ,” R a e s a id . “ W e m a d e th e n e c e s s a ry a d ju s tm e n ts , th e r o o k ie s l o o k e d s tr o n g , a n d th e te a m b o n d e d w e ll.” T h e w e e k e n d to u rn a m e n t a ls o m a rk e d th e r e tu r n o f D r y s d a le , w h o h a s b e e n in th e p r o c e s s o f r e h a b ilita tin g a to m a n k le lig a m e n t in c u rr e d la s t m o n th . R u m o u rs h a v e s u r f a c e d th a t D ry s d a le , a lo n g tim e b a c k lin e s ta lw a rt, m ig h t b e m o v e d to th e m id fie ld p o s itio n . In th e tw o w e e k e n d g a m e s , D r y s d a le s a w a c tio n o n ly as a sw e e p e r. T h e R e d m e n b e g in th e ir r e g u la r s e a s o n w h e n th e y tr a v e l c ro s s to w n to ta k e o n l ’U n iv e rs ité d u Q u é b e c à M o n tré a l o n S u n d a y a fte rn o o n .

Women’s soccer edged out twice in Toronto By A lyson Slater and A llana H enderson A fter m ak in g the fin a l p la y er c u t s j u s t l a s t w e e k , th e s o c c e r M a rtlets tra v e lle d to T o ro n to la st w eek en d to p a rtic ip a te in th e O ld F o u r to u r n a m e n t an d to te s t o u t th e ir new lineup fo r the u p co m in g s e a s o n . T h e te a m e n c o u n t e r e d so m e c lo s e c o m p e titio n and returned hom e w ith tw o tough lo ss es in th e ir p o c k e ts d e s p ite so m e gutsy play and solid p erfo rm an ces by new and old players alike. In the first m atch o f the to u r nam en t on S atu rd ay , th e M a rtlets squared o ff ag ain st the U n iv ersity o f T oronto B lues to determ ine w ho w o u ld a d v a n c e to th e c h a m p i o n ship rou n d and w ho w o u ld step dow n to play the consolation gam e a g a in s t e i th e r th e U n iv e r s ity o f W e s t e r n O n ta r io o r O tta w a U niversity. W ithout veteran play ers H eidi B lo o m fie ld a n d J u lie M a u g h a n , w ho w ere le ft b eh in d to p la y fo r th e ir clu b te am s in the p ro v in c ia l c h a m p io n s h ip s , th e M a rtle ts h a d trouble finding the net in the gam e and did not connect on any o f their sc o rin g o p p o rtu n itie s. T h e y w ere shutout by the B lu e s’ defen ce and th e lo n e g o a l o n th e s c o r e s h e e t w hen tim e ran out w as one w hich w as slipped into the M artlet net by a B lues player. It w as e n o u g h to s e c u re th e narrow victory for the U niversity of T oro n to , fo rcin g the M a rtle ts into th e c o n s o l a t i o n a r e n a w ith th e

U n i v e r s i t y o f W e s te r n O n ta r io M ustangs. P la y e rs o f th e g am e h o n o u rs fo r M c G ill w ere sh a re d by K ath y D urand and D onna Prahacs. S u n d a y p r o v id e d O ld F o u r so c c e r fan s w ith o n e o f th e m o st exciting m atches o f the tournam ent w h e n th e M a r tl e ts fo u n d th e m selves trailing the M ustangs 3-0 in the first h a lf o f the gam e. A fter a slow start, M cG ill found th eir sec ond w ind late in the gam e tying the score at three w ith goals by A lyson W alk er, Je ssic a M in g o and K athy D u r a n d . W ith g u ts y p la y a ll a ro u n d , th e M a rtle ts m a n a g e d to h ang on to the tie until the last 20 s e c o n d s o f th e g a m e w h e n th e M ustangs lucked out and m anaged to find the net ju st as tim e w as run ning out, handing M cG ill a disappionting late gam e loss. S u n d a y ’s p la y e r o f th e g am e w a s r o o k ie E la in e C o b b fro m B e a c o n sfie ld , Q u eb e c. F o llo w in g th e g a m e , C o b b w as b o th d is a p pointed w ith the d efeat and excited by the ho n o u r o f being chosen o u t standing player. T d o n ’t n o r m a l ly p la y d efe n ce,’ she said. ‘T he other p lay ers, especially K irsten [Greer] rea l ly helped m e play a good gam e. It w as a real team effort. ’ D e sp ite th e to u g h lo ss, C obb an d th e re s t o f th e M a rtle ts fee l co n fid en t that they are in w ith the b e s t o f th is y e a r ’s s o c c e r te a m s co n sid erin g the tem porary absence o f tw o o f th eir key players as w ell as th e c lo s e n e s s o f th e sc o re s in

b o th g am es. In th e c h a m p io n sh ip fin al, T o ro n to m a n ag e d to sq u eak by the U o f O G ee -G e e’s in a 3-2 decision.

T h e M a rtle ts r e tu rn to th e ir h o m e t u r f to p la y an e x h ib itio n g a m e th is F r id a y a t M o ls o n S ta d iu m a g a in s t th e W e st Is la n d

Summer hoops at the Skydome • M a rtlets Josée Deloretto, Anne Guildenhuys and Jennifer Stacey m ad e th e ir m ark on the n atio n al b a s k e tb a ll sc e n e w h e n th e y e n te re d o n e o f th e fiv e re g io n a l th ree -o n -th ree to u rn a m e n ts w h ich to o k p la ce ac ro ss C a n a d a th is su m m er. T h e team cam e firs t o v e ra ll in th e O tta w a r e g io n b y w in n in g its fin al to u rn am en t m a tc h b y a sc o re o f 16-11 o v er a trio fro m th e U n iv ersity o f O ttaw a. T h ey w ere then in v it e d to s ta y a t th e tr e n d y S k y d o m e H o te l in T o ro n to f o r th e n a tio n a l th r e e - o n - th r e e c h a m p i o n s h ip s a lo n g w ith th e w in n e r s f ro m H a li f a x , W a te rlo o , L o n d o n , T o ro n to a n d V a n c o u v e r. T h e M a rtle t sq u a d re m a in e d u n d e fe a te d u n til th e ir loss in th e ch a m p io n sh ip g am e, w h en th e y fell to a team o f fo rm e r A ll-C a n ad ia n p la y ers in a 21-11 d ecision. D e sp ite th e lo ss, th e ru n n e rs -u p p a in te d th e to w n red as cro w d fav o u rite s, an d m ad e a la stin g im p re s sio n o n th r e e -o n - th r e e b a s k e tb a ll fa n s a c ro s s th e co u n try .

Martlets Rugby crushes Bishops • In r u g b y a c tio n l a s t w e e k e n d , th e M c G ill M a rtle ts tra v e lle d d o w n to B is h o p ’s U n iv e rsity to p la y th e L a d y G a ite rs o n S u n d a y a fte rn o o n . In a g am e th a t w as h ailed b o th as o n e o f th e b e st and one o f the m o st p h y sic al g am es th at the te am has p lay ed in re c e n t y ea rs, it w as M c G ill w h o ca m e o u t on top. T h e fin al sc o re w as 2 0 -0 as th e L ad y G aiters w ere

L a k e rs , an in te r-c ity ju n io r b o y s team , in order to w arm up for their seaso n o p en e r on S ep tem b er 23rd against the B ish o p ’s L ady G aiters.

s h u to u t o n th e ir h o m e f ie ld . M a rtle ts C h arlo tte Daughney, an d ro o k ie s Dez Lidon an d Nathalie Haltrich all sc o re d trie s. D a u g h n e y also k ic k e d a c o n v e rt an d a p e n a lty a tte m p t to fin is h th e g am e w ith a to ta l o f te n p o in ts in h e r in d iv id u a l e ffo rt. M a rtle ts c o a c h S am L u p to n w as e x c ite d w ith th e w in and the u p co m in g year. “ I t ’s a g o o d start to the seaso n ,” said C oach L u p to n . T h e M artlets look fo r w ard to co n tin u in g th e ir su ccess in th e ir n ex t g am e in O ttaw a on S u n d ay a g a in st the G eeG ees.

Redmen Rugby • T h e M c G ill R e d m e n ru g b y clu b p la y ed h o st to D artm o u th C o lleg e last T u esd ay aftern o o n on lo w er c a m p u s, o ffe rin g stu d e n ts a firs t-h a n d p re v ie w o f th e ir firs t a n d se c o n d te a m s in a c tio n . T h e re w as so lid c o m p e titio n in th e ‘A ’ m a tc h fo r th o s e stu d e n ts w h o w ere d re s s e d fo r th e e a rly S e p te m b e r ch illy w ea th er o r sim p ly w an d e rin g o v er from O pen A ir P u b b e e r a n d b u rg e r ru n . D a rtm o u th re c e iv e d sev en p o in ts on a p e n a lty try an d co n v e rt, a q u e s tio n a b le ca ll on the p art o f th e referee ac co rd in g to m a n y o f th e o n lo o k e rs a n d p la y e rs . T h e R e d m e n an sw ered w ith a try o f th e ir o w n b u t it p ro v ed n o t to be en o u g h to clo se th e gap. T h e final sco re o f 7-5 m e a n t a lo ss fo r M c G ill. T h e s e c o n d te a m fa re d m u c h b e tte r , w in n in g th e ir g a m e a g a in s t D a rtm o u th ’s seco n d sq u ad by a sco re o f 28-0. T he R e d m e n are at h o m e th is w ee k p la y in g D a lh o u sie on S atu rd ay and S h erb ro o k e on S u n d ay at M cG ill.

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September 14th, 1994 W ednesday, Septem ber 14 S ig n -u p f o r th e C o -e d M e d ic a l S o c ie ty w ill b e h e ld fro m 9 a.m . to 1 p .m . o n th e firs t f lo o r o f th e L e a c o c k B u i ld in g . F o r m o re in fo , c a ll 3 9 8 -2 8 8 2 . L e s b ia n s , B is e x u a ls an d G a y s o f M c G ill h o s ts a B is e x u a l d is c u s s io n g r o u p , S h a t n e r B 0 9 a t 5 :3 0 p .m . F o r m o r e in f o r m a tio n c a ll 3 9 8 -6 8 2 2 . M c G ill Im p ro v p e r f o r m s in th e A lle y a t 8 :3 0 p .m . F re e c o m e d y f o r e v e ry o n e .

F riday, S eptem ber 16 V o lu n te e rs !! I f y o u a re in te r e s te d in h e lp in g o u t a t M c G ill o r in th e M o n tré a l c o m m u n ity , com e to M c G ill V o lu n te e r B u r e a u ’s firs t g e n e ra l m e e t i n g . 7 : 3 0 p . m . in R o o m 1 0 7 /8 , S h a tn e r . O r s to p b y th e o ffic e ro o m 4 1 4 , fo r m o re in fo rm a tio n . L B G M h o s ts a C o m in g O u t d is c u s s io n g ro u p , 3521 U n iv e r s ity , 5 :3 0 p .m ., a n d a g e n e ra l d is c u s s io n g ro u p a t 7 p .m . C a l l 3 9 8 - 6 8 2 2 f o r m o r e in fo .

S aturday, S eptem ber 17 J o n K a b a t- Z i n n p r e s e n t s a p u b lic ta lk o n M in d f u ln e s s M e d ita tio n and S tre s s R e d u c t io n , 7 p .m . in th e B ir k s B u ild in g , 3 5 2 0 U n iv e rs ity . 3 9 8 6 5 5 5 f o r m o re in fo rm a tio n .

t u t o r i n g a p p o i n t m e n t s is w e l c o m e to c o m e . M c G ill B ig B u d d ie s T u to r in g C lu b o p e n in g m e e tin g , 7 p .m . in th e S h a tn e r B a llro o m . O ld a n d n e w m e m b e rs w e lc o m e .

Sunday, Septem ber 18

T h e M c G ill C e n tr e fo r R e s e ra c h a n d T e a c h in g o n W o m e n w ill b e h o ld in g a lu n c h e o n g e t-to g e th e r fo r fa c u lty te a c h in g a n d s tu d e n ts re g is te re d o r i n t e r e s t e d in t h e W o m e n ’s S tu d ie s M in o r P ro g ra m .

In d ia C a n a d a S tu d e n ts ’ A s s o c ia tio n h o ld s a p ic n ic . F o r m o re in f o r c a ll 3 9 8 -6 8 1 6 , o r c o m e b y th e o ffic e , S h a tn e r 4 th f lo o r. R e d u c e d m e m b e r s h ip fe e th is y e a r.

T h e C l a s s i c a l M u s i c C lu b w ill h o ld its f ir s t m e e tin g t o n ig h t a t 6 :3 0 p .m . in th e S tr a th c o n a M u s ic B u ild in g , r o o m C -2 0 4 . E v e r y o n e in te r e s t e d is w e lc o m e .

M onday, Septem ber 19

T h e C o - e d M e d ic a l S o c ie ty w ill h o ld its f irs t tw o O rie n ta tio n , m e e tin g s o f th e y e a r a t 1 2 :3 0 p .m . a n d 2 :3 0 p .m . in R o o m 3 1 0 o f th e S h a tn e r B u ild in g . A ll s tu d e n ts w e lc o m e !

R e u n i o n B a r b e c u e f o r th e S o u th E a s t A s ia n S tu d e n ts ’ A s s o c ia tio n to d a y fro m 1 2 -6 p .m . a t A n g rig n o n P a rk .

M c G ill S tu d e n ts For L i t e r a c y is h a v i n g a g e n e r a l m e e t i n g f r o m 7 - 9 p . m . in S h a t n e r 4 2 5 / 2 6 . A ll r e t u r n i n g tu to r s m u s t a tte n d , a n d a n y o n e in t e r e s t e d in f in d in g o u t a b o u t

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Ongoing... C a n to n e s e L anguage C o u rs e : T h e M c G ill H o n g K o n g D r a g o n S t u d e n t s ’ S o c i e t y is p r o u d to in tr o d u c e y o u th e C a n to n e s e L a n g u a g e C o u rs e . T h e c o u rs e ru n s fro m O c to b e r 11 t o N o v e m b e r 2 9 e v e r y T u e s d a y . W e w ill te a c h y o u h o w to p ro n o u n c e w o rd s a n d to re a d in C a n t o n e s e . F o r m o r e i n f o p le a s e c o n ta c t V in c e n t L a w , 2 8 8 -1 3 8 7 . T h e an n u al T erry F o x R un is b e in g h e ld S u n d a y S e p te m b e r

18 a t B e a v e r L a k e o n M o n t R o y a l. M c G ill r e g is tra tio n is as 10 a .m .. S o h a v e fu n r a is in g m o n ey fo r c a n c e r rese arch ! D o o r p riz e s a n d re fre s h m e n ts . C K U T ’s n e w s d e p a rtm e n t is p r e s e n tly r e c ru itin g v o lu n te e r n e w s c a s te r s a n d r e p o r te r s . C a ll 3 9 8 - 6 7 8 7 , o r d r o p b y C K U T ’s s tu d io s , S h a tn e r B -1 5 . N o e x p e r ie n c e n e c e s s a ry . M c G ill Im p ro v h o s ts fre e com edy w o rk sh o p s e v e ry S a t u r d a y . M e e t in th e S h a tn e r lo b b y a t n o o n .

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