All liquored up and ready to write.
Sailors looking to raid North America
Canada hotter than a beaver pelt coat
SPORTS, PAGE 18
A&E, PAGE 14
FEATURES, PAGE 10-11
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Students turn against turnitin.com C E O says concerns are unfounded A lth ou gh
Heather Haq Lawrence A review o f M c G ill’s trial use
this
service
was
found to abide by intellectual prop erty laws in the US, C h oy explained
o f turnitin.com, the controversial
that it has not been determined
plagiarism detection service, prom pted S S M U council members Thursday to formally oppose its mandatory use in any course at the
whether turnitin.com violates any Canadian intellectual property
university. S S M U further plans to pressure the university to use other measures to prevent plagiarism. “ W e need to formulate a p oli
C E O o f the California-based com pany, said that turnitin.com does
cy that is amiable to students and
attorneys w ill be released this week.
the university as a w h ole,” said S S M U Vice-President University
to the conclusion that we
Affairs V ivian Choy, stressing that
nitin.com ] are 100 per cent in com
plagiarism is becom ing more preva lent in many educational institu
pliance w ith both intellectual prop erty rights and privacy rights in
tions around the world. Students in several courses last
Canada,” he said. C h oy said S S M U is also con
semester were required to submit
cerned that the use o f turnitin.com
assignments through tum itin.com,
m ay
w h ich compares submissions to
Charter o f Students’ Rights, which
rights. H ow ever,
Dr.
John
Barrie,
not violate these rights and that the legal opinion drafted by Canadian “ T h e Canadian law firm came
be
a
breach
of
[tur-
millions o f published works, W eb
stipulates that ” [e]very student has a right to write essays, examina
assignments stored in the com pa
tions, and theses in English or in
ny’s database. T h e service then pro duces an “originality report" that
French except in courses where knowledge o f a language is one o f
students hand in with their assign
the objects o f the course.”
See TURN ITIN, page 3
A r ts stu den ts: d o n ’t start m ea su rin g fo r y o u r p u k e suits. N o C a rn iv a l in s ig h t fo r y o u guys.
KiroD'Souza
the interests o f national cohesion
W orldwide protests T h e protest was organized by
Students gathered on Saturday
the
U n ite d
M u s lim
Student
and secularism. Discreet symbols, Chirac said, w ill still be permitted. T h e hijab is part o f the identi
outside the Consulate-General o f
Association to coincide w ith sim i
France to protest the French gov
lar demonstrations by M uslim stu
ty o f M uslim w om en w h o choose
ern m en t’s decision
dents in many countries around
to wear it, said Ferron, and the
to
ban
the
wearing o f hijab headscarves in
the world. U M S A
state schools.
dents fro m
Press O fficer
François G u iot
includes stu
M c G ill,
C oncordia,
French governm ent should respect their choice o f identity.
de
“ W e are calling on the French
M ontréal, as w ell as nine CEG E Ps.
governm ent to let them know that
UQAM
and
U n iversité
“ W e are in solidarity w ith the
as Canadian students we are con
people in France,” said U M S A
cerned, and on our Canadian g ov
T h e protesters, m ost o f them
President Abdellah Ferron, w h o
ernm ent to take a position against
L e tte r w rite rs an d th e e d ito r ia l s ta ff w e ig h in.
w om en wearing the hijab, shouted
estimated that there were about 70
the
OP/ED, PAGE 6 & 7
slogans such as “ M y hijab, m y
protesters.
spokesperson Sadia Birke.
an official reaction to the dem on
T h e d e b a te rages re g a rd in g th e A th le tic s fee.
R e d m e n u pset U Q T R in an e m o tio n a l r o lle r
SPORTS, PAGE 17
stration.
In
choice” and “Hands o f f m y hijab.”
coaster rid e o f a h o c k e y g a m e o n Sunday. £7)
Muslims hold headscarves high
said that the consulate did n o t have
NEWS, PAGE 3
CO
For over 70 protesters at Place Ville-Marie outside the Consulate-General of France, it was hijabs instead of toques.
M c G ills
sites and all previously submitted
ments.
YA SEM IN EMORY
D ecem ber,
French
hijab “T h e
b an ,”
said
UM SA
Canadian governm ent
Some o f the demonstrators said
President Jacques Chirac proposed
w hich w ou ld criticize the forcing
that they d id n ot wear warm er
a new law that w ill prohibit stu
o f wearing hijab, should also criti
headgear in the face o f -15 degrees C elcius weather, so that their
dents
cize the forcing o f not wearing it,”
hijabs m ight be clearly seen.
caps, turbans and large crosses in
fro m
w earin g
religiou s
objects including the hijab, skull
See FRENCH, page 2
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C a m p u s E q u ity W ee k
French consulate: no official reaction Continued from page 1 said M c G ill student Sarah Elgazzar, w h o spoke at the protests.
members o f U M S A attem pted to
said. “W e want them to respect us
present a letter w h ich was not
and know that this is a part o f our
accepted by the consulate.
identity. ”
G u iot said he was not aware o f
i
the attempt.
'imperial feminism' BBC
reported
some countries, fem in ist
France and Islam
U niversity & beyon d.
“T h e law itself is g oin g to dis
such as France,
posed ban stands at 70 per cent
crim inate against people and not
cou n ter
according to polls. Such support,
allow them equal access to services
protests. T h e hijab, they assert, con
Elgazzar said, arises from a lack o f
that
tributes
awareness about Islam.
French
to
the
oppression
of
wom en. Birke
agreed
that
are
fundam ental citizen sh ip,”
to
their
she
said.
Guiot, on the other hand, said
“M uslim s that are less affluent w ill
w o m en
that the protesters misunderstand
have to either deny their faith or
should n ot be forced to wear the
the French law, w hich is not “a law
live in poverty.”
hijab,
against the hijab— it’s a law. against
but she said that w om en
should have the choice.
signs o f religious adherence and it’s
ban was a contradiction.
not for the w hole society, just for
“I don’t belive that a govern
the hijab even i f they freely chose to
p rim ary and secondary schools. Every society has rules.”
m ent that claims to be secular can
them to wear it. ” Elgazzar agreed w ith Birke. “The te llin g think
fem inists
M u slim
Elgazzar said that U M S A
is
there have been cases in M ontreal
planning m ore events to contest the
are
where schools have banned hijabs,
ban.
to
Canada has more religious freedom ,
“W e r e probably g oin g to be
im perialist
“ H ere people respect laws [and
organizing a series o f talks,” she
w h o ...
w om en
are advocating
how
fem in ism ,” she said.
freedoms] more. W e try to solve
Birke and Elgazzar said that on
[conflicts arising over hijab wear
D ecem ber 22, a group o f female
ing] w ith a simple dialogue,” he
Campus
reinterpret a religion ,” she said.
Ferron said that even though
said. ■ — w ith files from K a tie Fugler
MEWS
For safety's sake
S
fully watched by M cG ill Security.
member o f M SA . “T hen we were told that because we were a M iddle
decline in violent crime in Canadian m etropolitan areas, w ith O n tario and Quebec registering the sharpest drop.
stopped. H e still cautions students to be wary. “As long as people exercise rea
Eastern group, the [event] could get heated.” Elgazzar and Isam Faik, M S A president, met with Savard frequent
As a result, the homicide rate in
sonable caution, such as following
ly over the summer and expressed the
Quebec is the lowest since the 1970s. But do these statistics necessarily translate into a safer M cG ill campus?
the night routes, this is still a safe campus.” As a secondary precaution.
security presence the muggings have
For Louise Savard, manager o f
Shore has also requested that more o f
need for a definitive policy on evalu ating security risks for certain groups. M S A has since received a refund, and Elgazzar said that Savard apologized
M cG ill Security Services, the trend o f
the yellow boxes that directly connect
privately, but M S A has yet to receive
lower violent crime rates can be
students with M cG ill Security be
an official apology from the adminis
extended to M cG ill. “There are hardly any crimes on
installed on campus, especially at the upper and lower ends o f rue McTavish. That area has been specif ically targeted by criminals in recent
tration.
campus," said Savard. “ T h e biggest problem that we have would proba bly be pickpockets in the libraries, laptop thefts, maybe the drunken
months, said Savard.
aggressions are very few. M c G ill is a
Elgazzar said that she thinks stu dent groups should not be charged at all. “It sends a negative message to students on campus— first, that we
Policing students
behaviour o f students, but campus
are not welcome. Second, they’re say
In addition to protecting stu
very safe campus. ”
dents from external threats, campus
ing they don’t trust us. But I think our track record speaks for itself.
She said that M c G ill students are not responsible for these thefts,
security is also responsible for con trolling student conflicts. I f a student
Even “controversial clubs’ have held events in an orderly and well-con
but rather people who know students
organization wishes to hold an event
ducted manner.”
are an easy target. In order to combat crime on campus, M cG ill Security
on campus, M cG ill security must
Services works closely with Montreal
it is decided that the event requires
M cG ill Security is also responsi
police, meeting almost once a week to keep each other apprised o f any situation which poses a threat.
security in addition to regular cam
ble for any buildings belonging to M cG ill, including partial responsibil ity for residences.
“W e also sit on neighbourhood
However, concerns have arisen on a
Shore said that since the inci
committees, and speak with each
few occasions over how such assess
dent last year when a M cG ill student
other quite often,
ments are made.
and his friends were robbed at knife
she said.
Dean o f Students Bruce Shore
Last year the Muslim Students
echoed Savard s belief that the cam pus is safe.
Association invited a former Baptist preacher to M cG ill to speak about his conversion to Islam. T h e group was
“T h e
number o f cases since
September are in the single digits. T h e problems are not going to keep repeating themselves," said Shore.
charged $700 for security.
point on the path between the Lion el-G rou lx m etro station and
told it was a controversial topic. But
he said. “T h e path is in clear view
Even off-campus crimes such as
it was not a political event, it was a
[and]
the recent wave o f muggings along rue Docteur Penfield have been care
spiritual one,” said Sarah Elgazzar,
im proved.” ■
representative
,2004
M O N 19: E N V IR O N M E N T A L JUSTICE & A F F O R D A B LE 11:30-J:30 / Environmental Sustainability fo r an Equitable Future: are sustainability and affordable housing mutually exclusive? (free vegan meal with the M idnight Kitchen) Workshop led by M cGill Urban Com m unity Sustainment (M UCS) 6 p.m. / H ousing and the W ar on the P oor Workshop led b y CLAC Lodgement Both events held in the Lev Bukhman Council Room (Second floor Shatner Building, 3460 McTavish St.)
TU E S 20: IM M IG R A T IO N & REFUGEE R IG H T S 11:30 a.m. - 1 p.m / The Threat o f D eportation Speakers: Lheisa Dustin (N o -O n e is Illegal) and Tess Tesalona (Montreal Immigrant Workers' Centre) Join these com munity organizations in discussing the experiences and rights o f immigrants and non-status groups in Montreal. Both events held in the Lev Bukhman Council Room. 6:00 p.m. / D o you know your rights in Canada? Learn about citizenship, immigration and refugee rights in an informa tive presentation by Citizenship and Immigration Canada.
T H U R S 22: S E X U A LITY A N D G E N E R AW ARENESS 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. / Gender Based V iolence Free vegan meal with the M idnight Kitchen workshop led by SACOMSS (M cGill's sexual assault centre) and the Union (form erly the women's union). 3:00 p.m .-4:30 p.m. / Trans 350: Trans Lives Workshop led by the Trans/Gender Alliance Both workshops held in the Lev Bukhman Council Room 6 p.m. / Has Feminism Shaped a N ew Concept o f Masculinity? Keynote speaker: Rebecca Walker, best-selling author and influential social activist explores the interactive nature o f race, politics and sexuality. Suggested donation $3-6 Following the event there w ill be a b ook sale/signing by Rebecca Walker and a group discussion led by the Black Students' Network Leacock Building, 855 Sherbrooke St. rm# 26
FRI 23: FIR ST P E O PLE 'S AW ARENESS 12:00-2:00 / Traditional c o m soup lunch hosted b y the M cGill First Peoples' House Event held at the First Peoples' House, 3505 Peel St. 2:30-4:00 / Screening o f the film Grassy Narrows, follow ed by a presentation by film-makers Kahehtido and Kyle D iabo of-the M ohawk Eastern Society 4:30-6:00 / Screening o f the film Land o f our Ancestors Film screenings to be held in the Lev Bukhman Council Room 6:00-8:00 p.m. / End o f the Week Jam Bring your instruments, poetry, and art supplies and express yourselfparty style! Free food.
T h an ks to: Black Students' Network, Cafe Santropol, Citizenship and Immigration Canada, CKUT, CLAC Lodgement, Dean o f Students, emy, First People's House o f M cGill University, Karen Diaz, The M idnight Kitchen, M ohawk Eastern Society, M cGill Food Co-op, M cGill University Bookstore, M cGill Urban Com m unity Sustainment, M cGill University Non-Academic Staff Association, Montreal Immigrant Workers' Centre, N o-O n e is Illegal, QPIRG, Rebecca Walker, SACOMSS, SPARK, Student Society o f M cGill University, Student Equity Committee, Trans/Gender Alliance, The Union, You!
“I have walked the path to Solin Hall, and the lighting is very bright, ”
clubs
2 3
Solin Hall, the area has been made much safer.
“W h en we asked why, we were
SSM U
to
Safety at home or in Rez
assess the risk o f conflict erupting. I f
pus patrols, then the student group is responsible for a security fee.
1 9
W E D 21: E M P L O Y M E N T P O L IC Y
look at the security risks and solutions on campus Shore said that after increasing the
January
11:30 a.m -1 p.m. / W h at Are Your Rights as an Employee in Quebec? Speaker: Maria Ruocco from the M cGill University Non-Academic Certified Organization (M U N A C A ) legal counsel. A revealing lecture by a representative o f McGill's union for non-academic staff. 6:00 p.m. / Should Race and Gender M atter in the W orkplace? Speaker: Karen Diaz Both events held in the Lev Bukhman Council Room.
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Elgazzar also asserted that the
“Forcing w om en not to wear is as much oppression as forcing
historical and current 1 inequities at M cG ill
w ou ld increase segregation.
French support for the p ro
held
Equity W eek - co n fro n tin g
Elgazzar also predicted that the
that in
activists
the 2n d annual Cam pus
law w ou ld not serve the purpose o f cohesion and integration , but
'Oppressed women' vs. The
The Student Equity Committee of the SSMU presents:
and
the
situation
is
much
For m ore inform ation contact: Aliyana Traison, secommissioner@fastmail.fm (514) 993-0854 orVivian Choy, ua@ssmu.mcgill.ca, (514) 398-6797
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Continued from page 1
up and down in elevators to see who can get down to the bottom fastest
Puke suits, the “century club,” random hook-ups, night spots that one would not normally go to, lots o f beer— these are the delights o f under
while drinking beer at every floor. Although engineering students are notorious for their partying skills, Management Carnival is considered the chef d ’oeuvre. In its 30th year, the
graduate students partying it up at
week-long event features teams that
Carnival before the long, cold semes ter sets in. Some Arts students, how ever, feel left out because their faculty
participate
doesn’t have a W inter Carnival. According to Seth Offenbach, president o f the Arts Undergraduate Society, Arts
used
to
have one.
However, the costs and lack o f demand made Arts Carnival neither
in
bake-offs,
beer
Olympics, pub crawls, a mystery bus tour, and snow sculpture events. T h e team that wins gets to coordinate it the next year. Management students pay about $65 each for the week, depending on the amount o f sponsorship each team
other measures m ight be more effective. Possible
Because the majority o f turnitin.com’s database
alternatives include encouraging classroom discus
consists o f papers and W eb sites written in English,
sion, reconceptualizing lab reports, re-evaluating how
C hoy said, students w ho choose to submit papers in
assignments are graded, and increasing the faculty-to-
French may gain an unfair advantage since there are fewer French manuscripts in the database to which
student ratio. “Professors need to take more interest in their
their papers can be compared. Barrie said that this concern is unfounded. “ [T h e argument] reflects a basic misunderstand
students’ w ork,” said Choy. Jesse Rosenfeld, U 1 Arts, expressed further con
ing o f how our service works,” said Barrie. “W e still
circumvent hiring m ore faculty, reducing class sizes
compare French papers to the largest aggregated com
and increasing the interaction between students and
pendium o f French papers available. “Even if there were a smaller percentage o f
professors.” Rosenfeld also said he is concerned that turnitin.com “creates an atmosphere in which students
French manuscripts in our database, there w ould still be hundreds o f thousands.... W h e n you consider the odds, it would still be a bad idea for a French student to cheat.” H e added that turnitin.com is w idely used by
cern that the university “uses turnitin.com as a tool to
are guilty until proven inn ocent... and makes profit o ff o f students’ papers. Rosenfeld acted on his concerns by refusing to submit his assignments for Econom ic D evelopm ent
institutions in France. S S M U coucillors have argued that multilingual
through turnitin.com last semester. Professor Sonia
students may be able to submit plagiarized works
o f his assignments that she required to be turned in through turnitin.com. Rosenfeld said he enlisted the help o f Student Advocacy and the ombudsperson.
undetected if they translate a document from one lan guage to another. Barrie said that although turnitin.com does not
Laszlo subsequently gave him a zero for the portions
A fter a battle o f nearly three months, Laszlo finally
or w ill ever be translated, the student w ho submitted
agreed to grade his assignments. However, not all o f Rosenfeld’s concerns have
it would be punished. Another ongoing debate has questioned the effi cacy o f turnitin.com as a preventative tool. T h e com
been assuaged. “ T h e university still hasn’t addressed the fact that some professors are still making turnitin.com manda
pany’s W eb site states that the service “acts as a p ow
tory this term ,” he said.
detect translations, “ if that document had ever been
A handful o f courses offered this semester, such
erful deterrent to stop plagiarism before it starts.” “ I have to emphasize,” Barrie said, “that our technology is not designed to catch students cheating. It is designed for one sole purpose— to deter students from cheating.” Nonetheless, many students, as well as SS M U
as T h e International Econom y Since 1914, taught by Professor M ary M acK innon, require students to sub m it assignments through turnitin.com. Barrie said that Rosenfeld was the first student in the w orld to challenge turnitin.com’s legality. “ W e had to hire attorneys in Canada, which cost
executives, have expressed opposition, suggesting that while turnitin.com may effectively deter plagiarism, it does not sufficiently prevent and educate about the
our company tens o f thousands o f dollars—
practice. S S M U President Kate Rhodes said turnitin.com
he said. “T h e only people w h o should be outraged,”
does not address the important issue o f “educating
Barrie continued, “are the students w ho are doing
people on how not to plagiarize.”
their work and being out-com peted by students who
Council members agreed that a com bination o f
O LD
N ow
these costs w ill be passed on to our Canadian clients, ”
are cheating their way to a degree.
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Rocking out with Management Carnival-teams cheer for McGill Redmen. receives. However, if students don’t worth the effort nor the m oney to run. “There is no need for a fourth carnival,
said
O ffenbach.
“T h e
Macaraeg,
Science
demand wasn’t there to set up the
Undergraduate Society vice-president
infrastructure. Every year the issue
internal and Science Carnival direc
comes up, but we decide not to run it. “Besides, Arts students can jo in
tor, estimated that this year’s Science
other Carnivals. I m willing to bet that Arts students haven’t been turned away from joining. ” AUS
gets you
want to participate in the daytime events, they can simply show up at the parties and pay the cover charge. M ik e
gets you a yearbook
Carnival, held from January 7 to 10, cost betweeen $20,000 to $25,000, with 450 participants, including staff. T h e money, he said, goes toward
Vice-President
beer, prizes, clothing, toques and
Administration Ana Mihalj said that
renting out venues. Organization for
there are a limited number o f spots for enthusiastic Arts students to jo in other carnivals. And that is exactly
the event took three months. By comparison, Arts Frosh in
what students do, said Mihalj. “Take m e for example: I ’m just going to do Management’s. ” According to Mihalj, Carnival is
to organize. Macaraeg said that there should
a great way for students to get to
be an Arts Carnival only if there is enough demand and participation to
‘Dress-up, get picked-up, ’ she said. E-week, the Engineering
immortality!
September this year cost roughly $60,000 with approximately 1,000 participants, and takes four months
know each other. “Unlike Frosh, it’s not just about,
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make it successful. “ For example, even though ours is known as the 'Junior Management
Carnival, featured many interdepart
Carnival, we can still create 50 to 60-
mental challenges, pub crawls, and elevator races, in which students fly
person teams, he said. ■
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For sale: slightly used Royal Vic Hospital Superhospital creates vacancies that m ay become Rez, but M edicine Faculty will stay put T h e university has expressed
Lisa Varano
interest in the buildings to MUHC
M c G ill
U n iversity
remains
the
Reuse Project O ffic e as
w ell as a form er M U H C com m ittee
local developers have written letters o f interest regarding new uses for
w ill not be leaving downtown.
form er hospital sites.
not m oving to the G len Yards site—
W h eth er
public
or
private,
“T h e Faculty o f M edicin e is period,” he said.
classes w ould not be anything new, since they do not take place in hos pital settings, he added. A similar superhospital w ill be
of
that considered future uses for the
Corral stressed that whoever takes
Although upper-year medical
built for the Centre hospitalier de
reusing certain buildings, currently
buildings and consulted the public in 2000, said Yalovsky.
over buildings must have the finan
students may have to com m ute to the superhospital, he said, that
l’Université de M ontréal on rue St-
cial resources and personnel to do a proper job ,
w ould reflect nothing new as stu
interested
in
the
possibility
part o f Royal V ictoria Hospital, for residences or academic space once
Isabel Corral,
the
M U H C ’s
because the M U H C
their tenants relocate to the planned
consultant overseeing the reuse o f
does not want vacant sites that
dents are already working in hospi
superhospital.
existing M U H C hospitals, speculat
could lead to the deterioration o f
tals across the city. Undergraduate
buildings.
T h e R V H is one o f the d ow n
ed that the M ontreal Chest and
tow n hospitals to be replaced by the
M ontreal C hildren’s hospitals might
Since it is protected by the
new superhospital, scheduled to open in 2010.
also be available for redevelopment.
M ountain Heritage Zone, Corral noted, nothing can be done to the
M c G ill’s M o rty Yalovsky, vice-
provincial governm ent is currently
president finance and administra
studying the M U H C ’s plans and
tion, said that the W om en ’s and
w ill confirm which hospitals are to
Ross pavilions are attractive because
be incorporated into the new “m od
o f their layouts and proxim ity to
ern hospital,” located at the form er
“ T h e real cost is going to be
U pper Residence.
G len Yards, which borders both the
restoration and renovation” o f any
W estm ount and N otre-D am e-de-
buildings university administrators
Grace boroughs.
should decide to purchase from the M U H C , he said.
“ T h e re ’s still an interest in terms o f residence,’’ Yalovsky said,
However, Corral said that the
adding that new spaces could be
“W e really don’t know, until
R V H without permission from the city. Yalovsky said that R V H build ings are expensive to maintain.
used to accom modate upper-year,
[the governm ent]
exchange and Quebec students.
responses, what the status o f every
M on treal N eu ro log ica l Institute,
thing is,” she said.
but it is associated w ith the M U H C
Yalovsky said that, as adminis
gives us their
I f the governm ent determines
The
university
ow ns
the
trators study the project, they w ill determine which other buildings in
that the M inistry o f Health does
and could be m oved to the super hospital. Yalovsky said that the long
the R V H com plex could potentially
not
they
term plans for M N I are uncertain at
be used to house teaching and lab
become surplus and open to reuse,
this tim e and should become clear
facilities.
said Corral.
er in about six months.
The
buildings,
Public services and
institutions have priority, she said,
Dean o f M edicin e Abraham
owned by the M c G ill University
although m ixed uses w ill be consid ered i f no public uses are found.
Fuks said that M ontreal General
Centre, and n o t M c G ill
University, although it is part o f the
According to Corral, C olorado
w ill remain open, although it may
university’s
is
the
currently
H ealth
hospital
need
Teaching
H osp ital
Network.
developer
and
M c G ill
Hospital, also part o f the M U H C ,
graduate
focus on clinical research in the
M arcel Arsenault as well as a few
future. H e also said that his faculty
Denis and avenue Van H orn e in the eastern half o f the city. ■
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or call 398-4216
Send nom inations to Susan Sharpe, D aw son Hall, 302 Deadline: Friday, February 20, 2004
elections...
U21 : early problems linger
m
c g i l l
Since two out of every three McGill students use
Concern over student rights at on-line university
athletics facilities, the Student Athletics Council has identified that many of our facilities operate at
David M. Nataf D espite
Students’
Society
N o t all members o f Universitas
logo to the T hom son corporation
21 are participating in U21 Global.
even though M c G ill w ould have
President K ate Rhodes’ proposal
Participating universities lend their
“n othin g to
that S S M U
ensigns to degrees awarded by U21 Global.
course material that w ill be sold.”
remain active in the
U21 Student N etwork, some coun
In S S M U council on Thursday,
cillors expressed concern over the
do w ith the actual
Rhodes explained that while not every U21 m ember is participat
or near full-capacity. McGill students deserve top athletics facilities. That's why the McGill Fund Council has committed to match every dollar spent by students toward renovation of athletics facilities
some councillors voiced their w o r
ing in the U21
ries regarding the nature o f the rela
M c G ill did make the minim al con
tionship between the on-line univer
tribution o f $500,000, though it
in the U21 S N to fulfill its mission
sity and its students. Some feel there
maintains the right to pull out o f
us agrees to the small contribution of $10 per
to ensure the quality o f life o f stu dent academics,” said Rhodes in a
has been inadequate developm ent o f student rights and representation.
G lobal in the future. Moreover, she said, U21 Pedagogica, an arm o f
semester over the next five years then we all can
U21, must approve course content.
benefit from: A renovated fitness centre doubled in
U21 G lobal on-line university. “It is m y firm recommendation that S S M U continue its active role
Rhodes
report detailing her D ecem ber trip to Australia to discuss U21
with
Student
said
N etw o rk
that
the
is
seeking
encourage some form
U21
G lobal project,
to
S S M U itself has not delegated
o f student
any resources to the project, said
government, adding that she is con
Rhodes. M embership in the U21 Student N etw ork is free.
University, the University o f H on g
fident that student representation is possible even for an on-line universi
K ong
ty-
other student leaders. U21 is a consortium o f 17 uni versities,
including
and
the
M c G ill
U n iversity
of
“encouraged
batitives room; two new multi-purpose rooms; five
Rhodes also addressed some
U21 Global, is a jo in t attempt at
Students’ Society is taking an active
o f U21 at S S M U council.
interest in U 2 1 .”
on -lin e
university
and
pleased
the
There is disquiet that M c G ill is
Butler said he doubts the U21
lending its name to an organization seen as a profit-driven enterprise.
Student N etw ork w ill allow student exchanges to be restricted to m em
in
During question period at council,
ber schools as was m entioned at the
Singapore, U21 Global seeks to tap
Managem ent Representative Brian
Decem ber conference.
into potential consumer demand for
Schreiber read a letter written by
between T h om son Learning and Universitas 21, the academic arm o f U21. W it h
headquarters
,,
weights and weight machines; renovated locker rooms and showers; a new yoga room; a newcom-
alarm regarding the corporate links
an
size with 15 new cardio machines, more free
Associate V ice-Principal Research Ian Butler said he was
M elbourne. O n e o f its subsidiaries, creating
and now it's time for us to do our part. If each of
new outdoor courts for basketball, tennis and vol leyball and a new climbing wall. VOTE YES to make your contribution to better athletics facilities and a better McGill!
“ I d on t think this is something
on-line educational opportunities.
form er M c G ill D a ily coordinating
U21 G lobal is already offering an M B A program, and plans to expand
editor Jamie Kirzner-Roberts. In the
T h e university Senate w ill meet
to include an on-line M aster o f
letter, published in the January 9 issue o f the D aily, Kirzner-Roberts
January 21 to discuss M c G ills involvement in U21, as w ill S S M U
management inform ation systems.
said M c G ill w ould be lending its
council on January 29. ■
which is in the cards,” he said.
A " N O " Committee w a s not form ed.
The McGill Tribune, Tuesday, January 20, 2004
McGill checks out with second prize
support com ing from the deputy provost’s
N ew s
shortfall by persuading courts and govern
the fire prevention officer.
m ent to grant new forms o f patents such as
M c G ill sent eight players to com pete
o ffic e ,
the
T h e production o f Les Troyennes was
the
Students’ Society. T h e team Is recruited
scheduled to open Wednesday evening, but
ones extending to life forms. T h e pharma
Cham pionships the weekend o f January 9
through M c G ill’s Chess C lub, which can be
was postponed for on e night so that the
to 11 at Q ueen’s University. T w o teams
contacted at m cgilkhea@ uw ach.com .
theatre could be brought up to fire codes.
ceutical companies are jo in e d by industry groups and university offices responsible
M ida-Broder said that all the changes that
fo r technology transfer.
at
C anadian
U n ive rs ity
Chess
the
m ath
d epartm ent
and
— E m ily H a rris
com peted in tw o categories at the cham pi onship, where M c G ill tied fo r second w ith
Smoking theatre production forces
the University o f T oron to in the four-round tournament.
Shatner evacuation
“ W e are satisfied with our results,” said
T h e Students’ Society Activities N igh t
Chess C lu b President D avid Gunapalan,
ended early last Tuesday when a fire alarm
U 3 Engineering, “It is the first tim e that
forced students to evacuate the Shatner
M c G ill has sent a team to this tourna
University Centre.
m ent." T h e team had a strong perform ance in b oth
needed to he made were included in the
T h e Supreme C ou rt o f Canada begins
theatre’s renovation plans and n o addition
deliberations today. Currently, certain types
al costs were incurred.
o f patents related to life available in the
categories
of
c o m p etitio n .
The
"C ham pionship Section” was m ade up o f to p m em bers of Gunapalan, R on ak
the chess team: K apadia, M u lan da
U n ite d
T h e production reopened Thursday a)
ture on an im pending Supreme C ou rt o f
in
The
hand-dryers in the m ens and
w om ens washrooms in the basement o f
Canada case p ittin g the b iotech n olo gy
Shatner were vandalized last week, accord
V ice-Presiden t
giant M on santo against a Saskatchewan
in g to M ia G ewertz, Students Society vice-
pm. T h eatre
recogn ized
Shatner washrooms vandalized
Players’ Theatre, sounded at around 8:30 Players’
n ot
— J e ff Roberts
Monsanto or Monsatan?
the
by sm oke in
are
— Laura Saba
Law Professor Richard G o ld gave a lec
the alarm, triggered
States
Canada,
reduced capacity.
T h e event was to end at 9:00 pm , but
Publicity Tamara M id a -Broder said that the
farmer that is likely to shape patent policy
president clubs and services and manager o f
Kayarnbe and A n d ief M oskvitch. Ih e ju n
incident
in Canada and elsewhere.
the building.
ior Reserved Section team tied for third
Théâtre de la Grenouille, a French theatre
began w h en
m em bers o f the
T h e defendant in the case is Percy
“ It’s the second tim e they’ve been van dalized since they opened, and they opened
w ith
Schmeiser, whose crop was contam inated by M onsanto’s genetically-m odified strain
in D ecem ber,” said G ewertz. “ It happens
tion next year,” Gunapalan said. "W e have
Players’, were setting up for a dress rehears al and a light placed to o closely to a curtain
o f canola. M onsanto Is dem anding royalties
all the tim e."
strong hopes for the future.”
caused the fabric to smoke. N o b o d y was
from the farmer fo r his use o f the strain.
place in its division.
com p an y
“W e are aim ing to w in this com pete
Kayarnbe was given special distinction at the tournam ent, capturing the Board
co-p ro d u c in g
a
show
H ow ever, security officers told Players’
She added that the most popular forms
G old , director o f the Faculty o f Law ’s
o f vandalism are to pull out hand dryers or
C entre fo r Intellectual Property Policy, gave
soap dispensers and urinate in inappropri
an overview o f the players in the case. O n
ate areas.
injured, and no damages occurred.
Prize for w in ning all four o f his games in
T h eatre
the tournament. T h e participants themselves funded the m ajority o f the trip, w ith additional
S S M U Vice-President Clubs and Services
the side o f the defendant are organic farm
M ia G ew ertz that the theatre would have to
ers, public interest groups and governm ent
be closed until it received clearance from
health
President
Lina
Schuerch
and
5
m inistries.
“ Sometim es we have so m any people in the building, and it just happens, ” said a Shatner porter w h o wished to rem ain anonymous. “ It hap[>ens when it happens.’’
T h e latter fear that aw arding groups such as M on sa n to robust
G ew ertz speculated that the most like
intellectual
ly culprits were drunken students, and
property protection
expressed dismay at their immature behav
w ill lead to increased
iour.
research and health
eieCUmcgill ATHLETICS R EFER EN D U M JA N U A R Y 16-23 2 0 0 4
service
costs
result
of
as
a
royalty
“ W e r e a school o f very educated p e o ple, and w e’re pulling out hand-dryers,” she said. “ It’s very sad.”
expenses.
— Sam Goffm an
T h ose standing against them include
A R E F E R E N D U M is c u rre n tly b e in g h e ld o n th e fo llo w in g q u e s tio n :
p h a r m a c e u tic a l giants who, fearing shrinking revenue
W h e r e a s M c G i l l s tu d e n ts h a v e c a l l e d in to q u e s t io n th e c a p a c i t y o f
fro m
drugs,
that An drew Bryan had signed a confidentiality agreement w ith S S M U .
are
eager to make up the
e x is t in g a t h le t ic s fa c ilit ie s ;
CORRECTION A January 13 news brief incorrectly stated
Bryan has not signed any such agreement.
W h e r e a s th e M c G i l l F u n d C o u n c il h a s c o m m it t e d t o m a tc h s tu d e n t
SACOMSS to ask for 20 cents more
c o n t r ib u t io n s f o r a t h le t ic s fa c ilit ie s d o lla r - fo r - d o lla r ; W h e r e a s s tu d e n t c o n t r ib u t io n s th a t e n d e d in 2 0 0 1
h a v e a i d e d th e
c o n s t r u c t io n o f M c G i l l a t h le t ic s f a c ilit ie s f o r th e p a s t 1 5 y e a r s ; D o y o u a g r e e t o th e c o n t r ib u t io n o f $ 1 0 . 0 0 p e r s e m e s t e r f o r th e n e x t f i v e y e a r s , to a l l o w f o r fu r th e r c o n s t r u c t io n o f M c G i l l a t h le t ic
S A C O M S S fee is part of, can only
Robert Chu
be altered once a semester. Because
f a c ilit ie s ? T h e fee undergraduate students
A l l v o t i n g o n th is q u e s t io n w ill b e O N L I N E .
pay to support the Sexual Assault Centre o f M c G ill Students Society, a student-funded organization, will
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F o r fu r th e r in fo r m a t io n
or
q u e s t io n s , c o n t a c t E le c tio n s
be up for renewal this spring, said S A C O M S S Co-External D irector A m y Darwish. “ Every year since 1994, we have been receiving a fee o f 75-cents per
M c G ill a t
student, per semester, from M c G ill
e le c tio n s @ s s m u .m c g ill.c a
undergraduates,” said Darwish. “Every three years the fee needs to renewed and re-approved by the stu
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M c G ill
renewal
in
ever, it is not part o f the base m em bership fee, said S S M U V icePresident Clubs and Services M ia Gewertz. The
mission o f S A C O M S S ,
Darwish said, is to provide free and anonymous support to survivors o f sexual assault. S A C O M S S runs a 24-hour phone helpline, as well as outreach programs in high schools to raise awareness about the dangers o f sexual assault. T h e S A C O M S S W eb site describes the centre as “a
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election.
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pro-survivor,
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As a student w ho frequently makes use o f our
As it seems no one else w ill stand up and oppose the athletics referendum, I have decid ed to set up m y own inform al “N o " com m ittee
athletics facilities, I was quite interested to read a copy o f Philip Cleary’s letter. W h ile he does raise
and urge students to reject the new fee. T h e fee
some pertinent issues, he unfortunately fails to rec
would cost students an extra $20 per year in
ognize a number o f crucial points. Cleary begins by discussing the lack o f trans
tuition for the next five years. Hear me out.
tle publicity this fee has garnered. O n e must
parency and popular opposition to the athletics ref erendum. Since almost the beginning o f the school year, the campus press has devoted a significant
wonder how everyone remains silent while the
amount o f coverage to S S M U council’s délibéra
athletics lobby easily achieves a majority o f
tions on the subject. It strikes me as rather late to
only 10 per cent o f the electorate. W ith less
offer up such a denunciatory statement when there
than 1,000 “Yes” votes, they can effectively
has been ample tim e to participate in a multitude o f
impose a fee on 18,000 students. Th is makes for a m ockery o f direct democracy. Shouldn’t
ways in the democratic process. O n the issue o f whether any councillors opposed the referendum at council, I ’m sure that it
First, I am surprised at the lack o f some sort o f visible opposition to the fee, and the lit
there be a public debate? Further, I hope that the council is serious
is recorded in the minutes o f that S S M U council
about renewing the M c G ill Student Fund. T h e
meeting that are readily available upon request at
fund is essentially responsible for the new com
the S S M U office in Shatner. Moreover, the reason
puters in the library and the extended library hours, amongst countless other initiatives. I
that there was no “real public debate” on the refer endum is because the “Yes” com mittee did not have f i a n .c o m
have heard there has not been much internal m om entum on this so far. I f the athletics fee
a “N o ” com m ittee to debate. I f Cleary and his friends are so passionate about the issue, then they
passes, I fear that the council w ill be under political pressure not to put the M S F on ref
should have formed an official “N o ” com mittee rather than operating in this clandestine
erendum as would be necessary to preserve it and its benefits (for all students).
fashion. I have seen numerous posters, explanatory handbills, classroom speeches and state
I can’t think o f anything more asinine in student politics than for an elected body to
ments in the press by members o f the “Yes” com mittee outlining the implications o f the ref
eliminate funding for something we all use— libraries— and to then replace it with money for sports. University funding should first prioritize the educational aspect o f the univer sity. W e must ensure the M S F passes and is not viewed as the “more fees fee.” Otherwise,
o f transparency very unpersuasive. T h e assertion that the M c G ill Student Fund, which helps support libraries, w ill be sac
we can kiss our 24/7 library goodbye— not to m ention scholarship funding.
rificed in any way is again extremely far-fetched. S S M U council can’t impose fees like the
erendum. Consequently, I find Cleary’s armchair quarterback-themed argument o f a lack
Finally, I think the greedy nature o f this fee should have disqualified it in the first
government— it can only place them before the student body. So I don’t quite see why there
place. I don’t think the student union should be in the business o f im posing fees on stu
would be any political pressure on the S S M U regarding another fee since they can pass the
dents which they cannot opt out o f (with the exception for basic funding that allows the
buck to students and force us to decide. Unlike Cleary, I believe that the students o f M cG ill are intelligent enough that they will support fees that are needed and justified like the ath
S S M U to run day-to-day operations). Unlike the Athletics fee, the M S F has always been optional. It also benefits all students, instead o f a self-selected minority. In reality, the referendum that should be presented to students is increased funding
letics contribution and the MSF. T o respond to Cleary’s contention that athletics are not an essential part o f the M c G ill
for Athletics as a provision under the MSF. T his w ould have allied students together and
experience, I offer a quote from M ark Twain: “I never let schooling interfere w ith m y edu
ensured funding for both libraries and athletics. Vote “N o ” in this referendum and tell the
cation.” As Twain suggests, education is a holistic term that refers to m ore than just the
S S M U to embrace this solution. T h e y listen— believe me.
learning that occurs in classrooms. M c G ill students realize this and that’s why there is such
A fter talking to m y friends, I have been pushed to speak out about this issue. This m ight not be a politically popular position, but the democratic dialogue requires some one to highlight the disadvantages behind the proposed Athletics fee. It’s not about opposing funding for more treadmills; it’s about ramm ing through
a high demand for our current facilities. It is very difficult to achieve a sound m ind w ith out maintaining a sound body and that can’t happen i f there’s nowhere for you to exercise. T h at’s why M c G ill students overwhelm ingly supported a contribution to athletics facilities from 1983 to 2001. W ith alumni matching every dollar we spend on this project, even
mandatory student fees without the slightest bit o f concern for debate or greater priori
though students w ill only contribute $ 1.8-million, we will receive $3.6-m illion worth o f
ties. Clearly, you should vote “N o .”
benefits. T o support such a worthy project is not at all greedy, it’s just plain smart. — P h ilip Cleary, U3, Econom ics & German Literature,
— Stefanie Hostetter, U 3 Anthropology
and get to know the facts. Every other Thursday evening, S S M U provides a
I would like to seize this opportunity to address some o f the concerns brought forward by Philip Cleary. T h e choice to remain silent does not reflect S S M U ’s apathy or im plicit support for the Athletics fee; silence can be a polit ical statement. I f you are surprised “at the inability o f someone in S S M U to organize some sort o f visible opposition to the [Athletics] fee,” then your inability should be highlighted and questioned
els
well. You are a member o f S S M U
and, therefore, your choice to not form an official “N o ” campaign suggests that you missed the boat. O n the topic o f “fees, ” if you are concerned about council’s interests with regards to the M cG ill Student Fund, then get involved
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etc. since they have as much right and responsibility to bring issues to the table
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as does any member o f the S S M U executive.
workshop for Canadians
I would also like to add that the student union is not in the “business" o f imposing fees on students. W e are here to represent students. W e are here to provide students with the chance to express what they feel are priorities for
that is often neglected, physical activity. W e believe in the right for students to initiate and oppose ideas, each o f which must be respected. — Vivian Choy, S S M U Vice-President University Affairs
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LAST W EEK'S QUESTION: Do you think that Arts students
EDITORIAL
should have to pay a fee for a new Arts building? Yes: 40% N o : 51% Undecided: 9%
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Stop Athletics fee in its tracks
THIS W EEK'S QUESTION: Should students have to pay for the athletics building renovations?
On
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s M c G ill students, we are
a mere $15 per semester. T h a t way, those w h o
used
w ould benefit from the im provem ents w ould
to
a lo t
of
fees.
A m on g others, w ere pay
pay for them. By far the m ost intriguing possibility is
ing for the Shatner build ing renovations, and con
to
lo o k
tributing to faculty-specif
M o n tre a l’s
at
enterin g
in to
professional
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deal
sports
w ith teams.
Recently, the University o f Toron to entered ic fees like the Arts discussions Im provem ent Fund. So now,into when w e are w ith the owners o f the C F L ’s Argonauts and N H L ’s M aple Leafs. I f their being asked to pay an additional $20 per year
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to fund im provem ents to the Athletics facili
plans com e to fruition, it w ould result in a
ties, logic dictates we should just go along.
football stadium, hockey practice arena and
A fte r all, what’s another 20 bucks?
student athletic facilities on campus— all at
T h a t’s what A th letics
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Representative
no cost to the school or its students.
M a tt H ow att and the “Yes” com m ittee fo r the
Som ething similar w ou ld be possible at
on going referendum w ould have you believe.
D o n ’t m i s s t h e s e c o n d a n n u a l M e d i c a l
Except that w ith this fee, things are different.
M cG ill- T h e university has a prim e dow n tow n location to hold practices— perhaps for
S ch o o l S y m p o s iu m
W e ’re not being asked to support som ething
A-League soccer’s M ontreal Impact. As well,
run by students and designed solely for stu
M c G ill already has a relationship w ith the
The P rin ceton S cien ce
org a n ize d by
R ev iew
and th e M cG ill
U n d erg ra d u a te S o c ie ty ! T u e s d a y ,
J a n u a r y
2 7 th ,
dents, as w ith Shatner. A n d we re not paying
C F L ’s Alouettes follo w in g last summer’s reno
into our faculty associations, where we w ill
vation o f M olson Stadium. F ollow in g U o f
(at least indirectly) reap benefits. Instead, students are being asked to pay
T ’s example, however, was n ot even dis cussed.
for a building ow ned and operated by the
Students cannot in good conscience vote
6 :3 0 p m - 9 :0 0 p m
university, from w hich it profits. M eanwhile,
in favour o f a fee that was placed before them
the M c G ill Fund C oun cil has said that it w ill n ot release alumni m oney for the athletic cen
because no one thought to seek out substi
M e a k in s A u d ito r iu m
tutes. Further, our tuition dollars— not extra
tre im provem ents unless students agree to
neous fees— should cover university facilities.
foo t half the bill. In essence, we are being
T h a t’s w h y the Tribune advocates not casting
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held hostage by our administration, and that
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fit from charging the masses— w ill be out in
siders our share o f the cost, where w ill it stop?
full force votin g “Yes.” By votin g “ N o , ” stu
N ext, we could be asked to pay for addition
dents w ill help the referendum cross the
al classroom space or science labs.
threshold at 10 per cent o f students required
But students shouldn’t be responsible for
to
make the referendum results binding.
the actual test. A ll partidpants recave a detaledand confidantià analysis o f theirperformance on the mock test.
subsidizing university facilities— that should
H ow ever, by abstaining and preventing qu o
fall to the administration. Further, students
rum, the attem pted fee increase w ill fail.
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U o f T students rejected an Athletics fee referendum, and w ill likely w ind up w ith new, professional-quality facilities, w ith out
everyone, and yet w e are made to think the
the extra fee. W e should d o the same. By not
on ly viable op tion is another fee. Like the
votin g in this referendum, we can force the
Arts Im provem ent fee, students could have
university
been provided w ith the opportun ity to opt-
rethink their plans for the Athletic Centre,
out. Another choice w ou ld have been to
and take the burden o f paying for it o ff o f stu
and
the
Students’ Society
to
charge those w h o use the fitness centre m ore
dents backs. For once, the appearance o f apa
for their membership, w hich currently sits at
th y w on ’t be a bad thing. ■
Those mysterious "participation marks" Tomoko Shida
e’ve all heard it before. A t the beginning
sion” constitute 30 per cent o f the final grade.
like participation has consequences: the overall quality o f
o f the semester, the professor stands in front o f the class and advises us that we
T h e question is, however, whether we should be miss ing out in this way. Participation marks are one o f the
discussions deteriorates. For instance, w h o hasnt had to sit through a class in
deprive ourselves o f our ow n education if
great mysteries o f this w orld we call university. Some stu
which one student tried to turn the discussion into a
we cheat, if we don’t attend every lecture,
dents always get full marks for this part o f their grade. For
m onologue? Certainly his participation marks w ill be high
i f we don’t finish all the reading assignments, and the list
others, the very w ord participation’ is enough to cause
today, but at the expense o f the rest o f the other students,
goes on. O f all these grandiose “ it’s your own loss if
m inor anxiety attacks.
and at the expense o f real debate. A n d under this kind o f
W
speeches, the one that never fails to make m e cringe, as one
It is the one part o f the grading scheme that, rather
pressure— the pressure to participate— it is no wonder that
professor put it: “this class is not meant to be a spectator
than being marked for quality, is actually evaluated on
conference discussions are often disjointed, w ith students
sport. A n d they are right. It is our ow n loss if we think that
quantity. Essay assignments usually com e w ith a page or
making random statements to fill up their participation
w ord
being a student is all about swallowing the professor's
Likewise, professors repeatedly advise their students that it
quota’ for the day. Perhaps the participation
words, and then regurgitating them in the form o f an
is not sufficient to sim ply dum p huge quantities o f facts
entirely responsible for the poor quality o f many o f the
essay. In Canada, unlike in many Asian countries where
on to exam booklets; rather, it must make a coherent state
discussions that take place in our classes and conferences.
teachers discourage questions, students have the privilege
ment.
lim it
and are ju d ged
by quality o f argument.
mark cannot be held
But talking for the sake o f participation marks does not
o f being allowed to discuss and engage in the material
Adm ittedly, it is hard to measure the quality o f a per
constitute learning, and it is apparent that this is often the
being studied. By dozing through conferences and class
son’s contribution to a discussion, and it is not entirely
case. Som ething that does not necessarily contribute to
discussions, it is we, the students, w h o miss ou t— especial
unreasonable to award a student for having much to say
learning should not be included in the grading scheme. ■
ly when the syllabus says that “participation and discus
about the given topic. But putting a number on som ething
8 Op/Ed
to th e
The McGill Tribune, Tuesday, January 20, 2004
d it o r
Drunken revellers ruin production
happen when several drunken party-goers tried to force
CO
r
could run smoothly. W h a t we thought impossible did
Curing gentrification
O n the evening o f January 16, le Théâtre de la
their way into the theatre, one apparently taking bets on
Grenouille presented the second o f its three consecutive performances o f our création collective Les Troyennes: une Love Story. A Managem ent Carnival party also took
who could make it inside to interrupt the performance.
place in the Shatner Ballroom that night.
Jennifer Jetts recent article, "Busting gentrifica
Although
O ur stage manager and the Players’ executive were ver bally insulted several times and our stage manager, on one occasion, had to physically prevent a party-partici
tion” (Jan. 13), was well meaning but misinformed.
“quiet hours ’ had been booked for the theatre and the
pant w ho was disturbing the performance.
T h e m ethod m entioned to fight gentrification
executives o f Players Theatre made arrangements w ith the coordinators o f the party, Managem ent Carnival continued to be very disruptive both before and during the performance. Audience members were also subject
ty o f our play and the security o f our audience were jeop ardized by the extrem e noise and chaos o f the
ed to uncomfortable and embarrassing situations before
Grenouille was perform ing in the Players Theatre oft the
and throughout the play as well as during intermission.
Friday o f the 4 Floors party in January and never was it
Some o f the party participants were standing in the
so disruptive.
keeping rents low— w ill actually lead to its intensifica tion due to a simple econom ic fact. T h e supply o f land in downtow n M ontreal is fixed, but demand Ini the usr o f that land is always rising. Thus rents w ill increase no matter what. As the gap between a landlord’s income hum slu
Players’ lobby screaming very loudly, insulting members o f the audience and vom iting during the intermission and after the show. N o t only could the party’s noise be heard during the performance, but also several o f its participants were very
dent housing and his potential incom e from (un do miniums increases, it becomes m ore and m ore likely that he w ill choose to convert his property fri mi the lui m er to the latter. Unless our rents keep pace with the general trend o f society, students w ill see the available supply o f housing dwindle away into nothing. — M ich a el Shortt, U O Arts
W e, le Théâtre de la Grenouille, feel that the quali
M anagem ent Carnival.
Last year, le Théâtre de la
As our production was booked before the summer, we
feel
we
deserve
official
apologies
from
both
Managem ent and the S S M U , w ho was aware our show was running that night and still booked the ballroom for such a party. Moreover, we intend to seek compensation
disrespectful towards members o f the cast and o f the
for lost patrons and the negative image these events
audience. As the Managem ent Carnival security offered
m ight lend to Théâtre de la Grenouille.
no help, our set designer and a Players Theatre executive
— M yriam Webb and Laurant D u va l
were forced to take it on themselves to assure the play
Presidents and D irectors, le Théâtre de la Grenouille
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considered among the highlights o f their undergradu
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The McGill Tribune, Tuesday, January 20, 2004
a superpower? iving under the shared ro o f o f N orth America, Canada has often been perceived
be justified even if the people owning [the country] are mismanaging [it].” But word meanings evolve
we dont
know
people in dark alleys anymore; we
by others as the submissive younger sister
bugger, screw, do it with, or make love to them. It’s crucial to reclaim the term and notion
to the U S ’ bossy, elder counterpart. T h e
o f imperialism. Echenberg says Europeans didn’t do it “pro bono and overstayed their wel com e.” W ell, we wouldn’t pretend to work for free either. Instead, we m ight stand a bet ter chance attempting this feat by infusing imperialism with mutualism, the relationship embodied by bees and orchids. Canada needs to start looking for compatible long-term friendship with benefits— pronto.
Solange Knowles to the U S ’ Beyonce. Th e Vanessa to the U S ’ Denise Huxtable. It Iseem ed as i f the U S could demand Canadas milk m oney and receive it, designate which sandbox to play in and when, and control her less-popular, less-noticed, less-appreciated sibling could talk to. But then, quietly, Canada hit puberty. T h e U S was too busy admiring her ass shaking abilities in front o f her full-length mirror to notice.
Oh take me over... But is it possible to achieve a good imperialism? H o w does such a setup avoid lapsing into a blatantly exploitative relationship? Although some “modernity was transferred
Suddenly it seems that Canada isn’t acting the way she used to. Besides the fact
and improvements in health [and] education” were made, Echenberg points to Thailand,
that she now wears deodorant and shaves her legs, she is straying into pastures very few
Japan and Turkey, as examples o f countries that didn’t need colonization to progress and
imagined she would dare venture into. T h e U S still sticks to her anti-drug guns while
as p roof that imperialism isnt the catalyst or enabler essential to nation development.
Canada puts her feet up on the table with a spliff dangling between her heavily-glossed
“A ll these things could have happened without the negative,” Echenberg says.
lips. As the U S shrieks battlecries and charges blindly into other countries, Canada sits back and hits her friends up on her two-way.
Its crucial that the process occur at a cautious pace, and that Canada take only small steps in the beginning to avoid this negative. She needs to hit the Stairmaster before she takes on Everest.
Perhaps now is the opportune tim e for Miss M aple Leaf to take up a new vocation and consider amending one o f the U S ’ aggressive, interventionist policies. But would our
Obviously, w e’d want to be the dominant to their submissive. After all, Canada
tune have the same tenor o f the heavily pre-medi-
would be the initiator o f the relationship. W e’d be the professor, they’d be the T A . T h e
tated Bush expansion opera bouffé? W h y hem
Bryant Gumbel to their Katie Couric. This means we’ll be looking for little countries to jo in our team.
and haw under the guise o f “liberating” peoples when we can keep it real and avoid future awkwardness when for mer friends call Canada’s bluff? of
When should we phone Merrill Lynch? Its imperative that Canada choose partners wisely— i.e. shunning the randomness
M yron Echenberg, a professor
embodied in the key party is a definite requisite. Certain small countries, particularly
history
at
M c G ill,
accuses
dressing" their plans for imperial
islands, though desirable for their temperatures and resources, are often tied to larger superpowers. For example, Anguilla may be alluring, but it is defended by and depend ent on Britain. T h e charming Faroe Islands are similarly linked to Denmark, and the
ism as they “couldn’t just steal land
French have a tight hold on the tempting Wallis and Futuna Islands in the South Pacific.
without making some pretext” and claimed to be “com ing to help people w ith disease, give them the gospel, ...
As the process o f interviewing potential mates progresses, it w ill become apparent that many countries availability for an exclusive relationship with Canada is impractical. But Canada doesnt need to tread on any international toes when expanding its global
and [help them] to regenerate them selves."
range. N o r should Canada choose countries with daunting wounds, like the politically
Echenberg asserts that pre-exist ing persons “didn’t ask for people to com e in” and argues that Europeans
about our novel neighbour status. These qualifications also exempt the Vatican C ity— which, despite its historical richness and population o f roughly 911 inhabitants, is nes
European countries o f “window-
“conned people, tricked people with false pretenses, [and] [them] into wars.” contain
tled in Italy and too cozy with faithful backers to make it a plausible partner. But remem ber folks, exclusivity is what makes V IP areas so great.
provoked
So what are we looking at here, exactly?
Canadian im perialism w ould on ly
plagued Georgia— an acquisition that would unarguably make Putin less than pleased
Essentially, 1 11fashion Canadas training bra, giving her the initial support and struc-
faint
echoes o f U S-type imperialism, replaced instead w ith inten
And the idea o f Canada getting her imperial on is almost as
tions o f international
shocking as imagining your asexual parents announcing their
com munity service.
newly opened marriage and toasting to “chasing new tail.”
Oh no you didn't just go there! Perhaps imperialism is too
ture as her bust blooms to fullness. I ’ll highlight a few possible candidates, though my
loaded a word. It conjures images
knowledge in international development suffers from scurvy and arouses m y need to
o f empty promises, manifest des
apologize for what w ill probably turn out like a Jackie Collins’ translation o f The
tiny, Britain and India, extreme
Inferno— an imperfect hypothesis o f unbridled, physically-impossible, international love-
oppression, and cookie-cuttering
making. But at least I can highlight a few possibilities and throw some names into the
the map by select superpowers
necessary discourse. T h e next step will have to be left up to the experts to make the appro priate tweaks and size adjustments.
who saw Africa as a help-yourself candy dish. A n d the idea o f Canada getting her imperial on
Turks and Caicos— currently a British territory— which, according to C B C , came to the Canadian government in 1988 interested in “establishing a special relationship.”
is almost as shocking as imagin
Okay, someone wanted to be Canadianized and we said no? Last time I checked we have
in g
parents
a country thats way too cold in the winter and generally like people who speak English—
announcing their newly opened marriage and toasting to “chasing new tail.”
though, I guess that does depend on which breed o f Canadian you are. And here were these people, practically begging to board the Canadian train. Apparently, we also said no
Echenberg would certain
As well, as o f July o f last year, Canadian Alliance M P Peter Goldring had drafted a motion
ly disagree with such a plan for
suggesting the government investigate the idea o f getting into bed with Turks and Caicos.
your
Canada.
asexual
He
insists
to N D P M em ber o f Parliament M ax Saltsman in 1974 when he had a similar proposal.
that
During this time o f year, the average temperature there is between 27 and 29 degrees
imperialism is never justi
Celsius; though the water temperature is only 23 to 26 degrees. Somehow, I think the
fied. Imperialism is fast... [it]
cold blooded Canadian people could manage in this climate that has approximately 350 days o f sunshine a year. W e d have another place to export to and they’d have an aug mented education system.
means stealing something that is not yours. [Im p e r ia lis m ] can never
In a Canadian Parliamentary Review from 1988, Ian A. Stuart mentions the Mariculture Institute o f the Smithsonian Institution’s assertion that the 40 islands o f Turks and Caicos are the best location for mariculture in the entire Caribbean. ” W e d guzzle rum punch and stuff our faces with conch cooked in every way imagi nable and theyd buy our goods, host us in their perpetual summer and welcome us when w ere old and forced to choose between a prim nurse’s aide or a clichéd
The McGill Tribune, Tuesday, January 20, 2004
BRO D Y BRO W N trie s to s t e e r C a n a d a a w a y fro m fla ccid fo re ig n p o lic y a n d to w a r d s a n im p e ria l p a th but hot-bodied cabana boy. T h e serious downside? It may have a hurricane or two
ness o f Kiribati’s disposition is reflected in its susceptibility
during the year and public nudity is illegal. Well, at least we can change the latter.
to typhoons and tornadoes. T h e C IA W orld Factbook reports that these islands suffer from pollution, “a shortage o f skilled workers, weak infrastructure and remoteness from international mar
"You need someone older and wiser, telling you what to do" Nauru— independent since 1968, the world’s smallest independent republic, is
kets.” Let’s bring the market to them and aid in exporting their copra,
a choice selection in Oceania. Thou gh the Nauruans have one o f the highest per
coconuts and fish. As they begin to bring in the big bucks, the islands will
capita incomes in the developing world, the island seems bound for serious trouble in the near future. Exploited for years by the U K , Australia and N e w Zealand for its abundance o f phosphates, this get-rich-quick scheme has left the central 90 per cent
need protection. An d seeing how Kiribati does not have military forces o f its own, Canada could fulfill her parental duties— as a Cancer, astrology-online.com claims she’ll easily assume the role o f “protector.
o f Nauru a wasteland and threatens limited remaining land resources, according to the C IA W orld Factbook. Already disadvantaged by one elderly desalination plant,
Show me the money, honey
the lack o f fresh water on Nauru w on’t be replenished by simply hoping for the best.
W ill Canada really benefit from this new im pe
W ith its environmentally unfriendly phosphate supply running low, a current
rialism? James Delbourgo, a history professor at
“freeze on wages, a reduction o f overstaffed public service departments, privatization
M cG ill, says that imperialism was lucrative
o f numerous government agencies, and closure o f some overseas consulates,
for a select group involved.
it
appears Nauru’s partied too hard, too long. And really, does the global market need another coconut exporter? Some serious brainstorming will need to be done before procuring a relationship with Nauru, which also doubles as a “broad-based m oney
“T h e imperial relation ship between Britain and the colonies was
laundering centre. O n January 7, D om inica’s Prime Minister Pierre Charles died o f a heart attack.
for the white com
im mensely
profitable
This is ironic because Charles had assumed the office after the death o f P M Roosevelt Douglas in October o f 2000. Charles was in turn succeeded by 31-yearold Roosevelt Skerrit, Dom inica’s youngest P M since it became independent from
munity: Britons...
the Brits in 1978. Though the reluctant Dominicans were the last in the Caribbean to be colo
Americas both as a source o f lucrative
nized, this does not mean they will be entirely opposed to the idea o f canoodling
plantation
crops
with Canada. Dom inica’s tolerance o f new ideas is evidenced by the fact that it was the first Caribbean country to have a female prime minister, M ary Eugenia Charles. And if we avoid the omnipresent danger o f flash floods, Canada could help jumpstart Dom inicas sleepy economy, which is currently overly reliant on the banana indus
[...]
as
recognized the importance o f the
and
a
market for British finished goods. Conversely, white Caribbeans and
try and severely handicapped by a hurricane in 1995. Encouraging the nascent soap
B ritish -A m erica n s,
production and construction industries will also be on the agenda, as will erecting
especially planters and
an international airport, a major cause o f the island’s tourism business stagnation. O ur influence in Dom inica would almost certainly be supported by the global com munity, as Dom inica is reported to be the “transshipment point for narcotics bound
merchants, made huge for tunes by selling agricultural pro duce to the European market, and
for the U S and Europe.”
by trading in slaves bought on the
Dear Ms. Cleo, Zambia's a Scorpio-are we compatible?
coast o f West Africa.” W ith slavery and
w hite
Another island in Oceania worth investigation is Kiribati. But is a relationship
supremacy no longer status quo,
between Kiribati and Canada astrologically realistic? Based on her independence day
w ill Canada still be able to gain
o f July 12, 1979, the Republic o f Kiribati is a Cancer, sharing the sign with our own dear Canada. I know what you’re thinking: can natives o f the same sign enjoy mar ital bliss? According tq Z o la r’s Book o f Astrology, “each will have a sympathetic under standing for the other’s moods, wishes, desires and needs. Thou gh there may be
financially from such a system? Like many investments, the profit isn’t assured. But if
times when they are in complete disagreement [...] each will understand the other.
how can we grow? Is the
Apparently Canada and Kiribati “will hang on regardless o f
safety o f inactivity really
peril” and “should have no trouble in finding connubial bliss.” Potential m oodi
Canada’s on ly viable option? T h e U S has been
we refuse to take risks,
pissing in the international pool for too long. W h ile we may not be able to control them,
and
since
Paul
Martin’s already proved that he’s willing to kiss some seri ous Bush, we could at least start leading by example. It’s time to paint that “S” on Canada’s chest and change this country from a “nice” power into a newly respected, actively grow ing
superpower,
before M exico steps up to the plate and realizes that the US doesn’t nec essarily have to rock ‘n’ rule
the
Am erican
N o rth house
by
herself. ■
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Shrunken ovaries, sisterhood and JD atTNC Panthea Lee
T h e M agrath sisters are accompanied by: Babe’s lawyer, the nerdy, sweet and awk wardly cute Barnett (K en H uynh ); their busybody cousin, C hick (Torie Patridge); and hree sisters are reunited after charges o f attem pted m urder are pressed against
the loveable D o c (Peter H ibbs). H u yn h is a force in the cast, while Patridge’s Chick
the youngest in Beth H en ley’s Pulitzer Prize-w inning play, Crim es o f the H eart,
bears a nervous, shrill erraticism that goes beyond just slightly irritating. H e r grating
currently running at Tuesday N ig h t Café theatre. H en ley presents Southern
delivery o f lines is too fast, as i f they were just a chore that needed to be done.
T
com edy at its deep-fried finest, and director M elanie D erynck steps up to the
T h e distinctive and extraordinary bond between sisters was well-demonstrated
challenge o f this dem anding play that engrosses audiences in the story o f this dysfunctional family.
through the dynamics between the leads. Crim es o f the H ea rt is a com plex play but T N C
H o m e ly Lenny (Em m a Sheppard-Lanza) is the eldest M agrath sister, a meddling,
neurotic busybody. For years she feels invisible, overshadowed by M eg, her budding
pulls it off, m aking it seem easier than the writing m ay reveal. T h e rhythm o f the pro duction m oved to an easygoing stride, w ith the.m elodrama offset by constant interrup tions o f black humour.
starlet o f a younger sister, and Babe, the sweet baby o f the family. Frum py and
T h e final scene w ith the sisters is uplifting. W h e n asked what she is laughing about,
unkempt, Lenn y struggles w ith her resentment towards her sisters, believing that on ly
Lenny giggles, n o th in g ... everythin g...
she is d oom ed to spinsterhood. Alth ough Sheppard-Lanza s perform ance is slightly
filled, as the b rief glimpse provided
restrained, perhaps from an uneasy grasp on her character, audiences still can’t help but p ity p oor Lenny.
w om en leaves many strings untied
into
the w o rld
o f the M agrath
Ferelith Young is the standout o f the ensemble, playing the w ild and impetuous
and the future uncertain. But then
sister, M eg. Young’s striking stage presence and flawless delivery com m and attention,
again, such is life, and H en ley’s
be it M e g ’s delicious bold and sassy peaks or her miserable flashes o f dejection.
in trigu in g yet outlandish
Returning to a place w hich thinks higher o f her than she does o f herself, the now world-weary M e g feels com pelled to make up lies about a life she had once hoped to
ration
T h e audience leaves the play not entirely ful
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Theron reveals the Monster within prostitute w h o killed six men. Executed
Casey Reynolds M onster, the debut film from writerdirector
Patty
Jenkins,
provides
an
in 2002, W uornos bears the distinction o f being the first Am erican female serial killer. W ith o u t
T h e ro n ,
though,
there
insightful glimpse into the life o f a twist
w ould be little empathy for the wom an
ed
known in the film as “ L e e .’’ T h e actress
soul.
The
cast
includes
C harlize
Th eron ( The Ita lia n Job ), the glossy glam our girl that m oviegoers have com e to know but is nowhere to be found in this film . T here is no precedent for this role
physically embodies W uornos’ bad teeth, blotchy skin and cellulite. H e r lack o f eyebrows gives her face an impassive, plain quality. T h e total desperation o f
am ong T h eron ’s list o f prior films. In Monster, she plays A ileen W uornos,
a
See DEATH, page 15
R A C H EL BACHER
The bond of sisterhood is put to the test in Tuesday Night Cafe theatre's Crimes o f the H eart lead. T h e cruel reality o f am bition botched does not treat her well; however, she must revive her forsaken delusions o f glory for her hom etow n supporters, w h o live vicari ously through her grandiose tales o f make-believe. Babe (Kate Spurgeon), the baby o f the trio, is a naive Southern belle who, hav ing found herself trapped in an unhappy marriage, shoots her husband. In Babe, we see a vulnerable girl pushed to the edge as the result o f desperate loneliness. T h e m om ents when she realizes the consequences o f her actions and her im pending ruin are stirring, and Spurgeon delivers a rousing performance. Each o f the three sisters copes w ith loneliness in a different way. Babe, w ith her head in the clouds, constantly reaches for an easy escape. M eg, though she tries to be strong, surrenders to reckless behaviour to forget her problems. Lenn y sim ply choos es to accept her misery, believing that there is no hope for her. A lth ou gh it is often the men in their lives— or lack thereof— w h o act as catalysts for each sister’s self exploration, they always return to one another, and their m om ents together are a poignant testament to the resilient bond o f family.
IM D B .C O M
The most tender Monster moment: Theron is superb while Ricci is uninspiring.
The McGill Tribune, Tuesday, January 20, 2004
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hat can be said o f a band riddled with self-propelled allegations o f substance abuse, enveloped by mystery, and made up o f a veritable dozen seemingly slacked-jawed yokels? W h ite C owbell Oklahoma is anything but a standard rock-outfit, and its upcoming performance at Le Swimming on January 23
should prove just that. T h e band’s surprisingly listenable music is enhanced (perhaps marred, depending on ones
perspective) by a larger-than-life characterization o f Southern culture.' Its debut album, Cencerro Blanco, the name o f a hallucinogenic plant from South America, is an homage to all things Southern. Song titles include the stereotypical “Shot a Gamblin’ M an," more bizarre entries such as
W H IT EC O W B ELL.C O M
“Put the South in Your M outh,” and the twisted medley, “Cencerro Blanco: W yle E. Peyote.” References to alcohol, sex and narcotics abound, pointing towards obvious influences such as Ted Nugent, Alice Cooper, KISS and Z Z Top. Incidentally, the band employed Bill Narum, the artist who designed Z Z T op ’s most famous albums, to create its cover art. Just when you thought you had seen the last topless cowgirl riding a tractor through the desert, Narum comes along and changes all that. For those who think these boys (and girls) are not marketable, they brought in N icola Fox— yes, the p om star— Chris M urphy and Rockin’ Ronnie Hawkins for cameos in the band’s recently released video for “San Antone.” Is superstardom on the horizon? Probably not. But lead singer and guitarist C lem boldly stated that he’d have these words for a major label executive: “I ’d say get on your knees and give me 20.” Excuse me? As is often the case with such bands, W C O is most appreciated when seen in concert. T h e “W h ite Cowbell Oklahoma boogie woogie rock ‘n’ roll, rhythm ‘n’ blues experience” would be, perhaps, best described in Clem ’s own words. “Every show is a complete bonanza, a festival o f senses. It is an explosion o f lights, sound, and flesh and sin, and substance abuse, ” he brags. “W e got sex, we got chainsaws cutting shit up, we got people just spewing things all over the place. W e got wet T-shirt contests that start o ff that way and turn into massive onstage orgies... W e can’t even stop this, we can’t even control this. T h e expected rock star bravado does not rest. “There is nobody on earth that can come to a W h ite Cowbell Oklahoma show and go home and say that they are not changed... W ere gonna take over the world, and George W. isn’t even gonna know what hit him ,” claims Clem . “Everybody will be just running naked through the streets, rockin’ like it’s nobody’s business” Between the talk o f live onstage sex and excessive partying, it is difficult to discern whether this is real life, or merely a series o f clever publicity stunts. But let there be no mistake— according to Clem, this is no act: “This is no parody, this is no joke, he deadpans. “Theres no such thing as parody in our universe. This is rock n’ roll maximized for your enjoyment, and I hope M ontreal is anticipating it with bated breath.” So whether you like your rock country-fried or not, W h ite C owbell Oklahoma promises to be more than a standard performance. Whatever your fancy, come with an open m ind and you may just leave as a whole new person. O r so they say... ■
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Starsailor proves success isn't easy Spencer Ross
us a great ego boost. But our vision for the album
I
t seems these days that there are always four young lads
was different from his and
from the U K knocking on the doorstep o f the N o rth
we had to let him go. H e
Am erican music scene. W h eth er through the anthem
took it badly, but he came
like hooks o f C old p lay or the drown-your-soul croon
back w ith the realization
ing o f Travis’ Fran Mealy, bands across the Atlantic
that it was our project and
have a relatively easy tim e fin d in g success in Europe. H ow ever, success at hom e doesn’t necessarily translate
we were the ones w h o ulti m ately controlled it. ”
into acclaim and attention here. Starsailor is yet another in
In the end, Spector’s
the line o f British bands trying to carve a niche for them
production can be heard
selves in the N o rth Am erican market.
on tw o o f the songs—-the title track and “ W h ite D o v e .”
T h e Lancastershire lads com e up bigger on their soph om ore album , S ilence is Easy. In ad d ition , th ey’ve embarked on a N o rth Am erican tour that stopped in M ontreal at Cabaret this past Sunday. Lou nging around at a Toron to pub while taking a break from a taping o f The M ik e B u lla rd Show, bassist James Stelfox com m ented on the frigid Canadian weather
Silence is Easy is a m uch better album the b an d ’s 2001
Love is Here. W ith strings
as, “fuckin’ horrible. N o th in g like this back hom e right
and piano abou nding,
now. ”
cheers
Since its last M on treal appearance at Café Campus
than debut,
up
m elodies Starsailor considerably,
s t a r s a i l o r . it
UK superstar group Starsailor was here last Sunday at Cabaret., in all its Britpop glory.
even through the strained
tw o years ago, Starsailor has “grow n up a b it,” said Stelfox.
vocals
“Th is record is not as instantaneous as our first record. It’s been difficult to break through in N o rth Am erica.”
Walsh. Walsh’s voice, reminiscent o f the em otion o f Jeff Buckley, can be annoying at times, but in com parison to
Despite Silence debuting at N o . 2 on the U K and Italy
their debut, is w ell tem pered and m ore m elodic. “Som e o f
of
singer
James
apart, say I ’m your on ly one. ”
charts, as w ell as holding the N o . 5 spot in Germany, and
Us” com bines soulful finger picking w ith piano strums,
experiencing success on some o f the Asian charts, Stelfox
while Walsh waxes em otional on the piano ballad “ Restless
acknowledged that com ing into Canada and the U S results
H eart” : “M y restless heart beats
in playing smaller shows. “ T h e small shows are actually en joyab le,” he said. “ I t ’s
like a w an ton
W ith each show in M on treal getting bigger and big ger, and the band seeing themselves “on a mission” to break into Canada, it shouldn’t be to o m uch longer before Starsailor finally can have “m ore swagger” such as it enjoys in Britain.■
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In every love story, there's only room for one leading man. it
easier to pigeonhole us into the same genre as C oldplay or Travis, but w e have v e ry differen t backgrounds from those bands. W e have an edge to us live and are a gritti er band,” Stelfox said. Starsailor’s attempts to
distance
them selves
from C old p lay and Travis took a rather unexpected turn when fam ed “W all o f Sound record produc er P hil Spector asked to w ork on the quartet’s fo l low-up. T h e boys spent five weeks w ith Spector and his personal sound engineer. “W e rem inded him
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T ryin g to enjoy the nightlife as a nonsmoker can be an arduous and frustrating expe rience. N o matter where you are, people are lighting up.
T h e Canadian trio s fifth live album features three exceptional discs that highlight the final show o f its 2002 Vapor Trails tour in R io de Janeiro.
You could dedicate your life to crusading against this tightly-rolled evil, but that w ould
Pretty m uch every classic is heard, whether it is the popular
take tim e and dedication. W h y not embrace the
M acG yver or the epic 2 112. Listeners w ill also discover a wealth o f new tracks on the album for w hich the tour is named.
“T om
Sawyer”— w hich is apparently the them e song Brazil uses fo r T V ’s
mantra o f the weak-willed instead? I f you can’t
O n e m ajor high p oin t in the show has the cult icons ham m ering away
beat em, jo in em. N o , d on ’t go and buy ciga
at their instrumental phenom enon
YYZ
while the Brazilian crowd singing
rettes— just take a stroll dow n rue St-Denis to Café Gitana.
in soccer fan-like fashion can be heard. According to drum m er N e il Peart,
Just north o f St-Sulpice, this intim ate spot
the concert, which was the largest Rush had ever headlined, was also the most electric they have experienced.
is no bigger than a large closet. Café Gitana
T h e band, sticking w ith an obvious formula, hardly forays into ja m ses
im m ediately distinguishes itself from similar establishments by offerin g patrons a vast assort m ent o f shishas. For those unfamiliar w ith this Turkish (and N ear East)
sm oking device,
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Caterpillars know what's smokin', just ask Alice. and includes a side o f Turkish delight. For those
it resembles a
w h o haven’t tried it, Turkish coffee has a consis
hookah or a water bong. D o n ’t expect to smoke
tency akin to playdough, and could keep a bear from hibernating.
p ot here— it’s strictly tobacco. However, unlike low-grade cigarette tobacco, shishas use a richer and m ore pure variant, n ot to m ention a wide selection o f flavours, ranging from apple to strawberry and various other fruits.
sions like m any groups do at live concerts, but it just shows the respect the members have for their hits. G ed dy Lee, A lex Lifeson and Peart are collec tively the best rock musicians and show little sign o f age on the album. T h o u gh L ees voice is gradually waning, w ith the show these guys put on in R io, there is definitely a lot in them to dish out greater studio collections in the future. — James Scarfone
Surely the thought o f such a place can seem perplexing to a non-smoker, especially the m ilita n t
type
(you
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T h e large and beautifully crafted shishas are filled fo r $7.50 (plus tax). T h e tobacco is lit
history and culture, this quaint replica o f an Istanbul café should be an interesting experi
by hot coals, which are changed by the staff
ence. Prior to being seen as the drivin g force
approxim ately every 20 minutes. T h e tobacco
behind
tobacco consum ption was a social and m edita
m any people as can fit around a table. For those
tive practice, one that fostered conversation and
concerned about hygiene, the tip upon which
reflection. A t Café Gitana, m any patrons can be
you place your lips is plastic and changed with
seen reading novels alone at their tables, or
each customer. W h at is truly amazing about the
engaged in animated conversations. M id d leEastern music fills the air, w ith authentic decor linin g the walls.
shisha is that even non-smokers rarely cough while inhaling its fumes. Large amounts o f smoke can be taken in, w ith out pain or dis com fort. T here is m ore to C afé Gitana than sm ok ing shisha. Turkish coffee is available for $3,
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HOCKEY
I BOARD Basketball (W)
Fri.Ja n . 16
58 57
Martlets Bishop's Basketball (M)
Fri.Ja n . 16
85 74
Bishop's Redmen
The boys are back in town Redmen unbeaten in January after win against defending national champs
Doug O rr knows that with per
realized they were now in a fight to
severance and hard work, things are bound to go your way eventually. T h e third-year centre scored the
ward o ff one o f last semester’s biggest demons— losing early leads. T h ey
2 1
game-winning goal Sunday night in
the offensive zone, creating many
an emotional match against last year's
scoring opportunities, but could not
national champions, l'Université du
find the back o f the net.
Sun. Jan. 18
Québec à Trois-Rivières Patriotes,
Hockey (M)
helping M cG ill to a 4-3 victory. Undeterred after being robbed on
Fri. Jan. 16
Redmen Concordia
answered with
two goals in the second, the Redmen
2 1
Sat. Jan. 17
Martlets Toronto
W h en U Q T R
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Martlets York
R e d m e n 4 , P a trio te s 3
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several opportunities, O rr finally pot ted the winner after receiving a cen
were efficient at applying pressure in
W ith
increased
intensity,
though, Mark Debusschere was able to break the tie with a goal during 4on-4 play. Orr's goal would come
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Daniel Jacob (right) chases UQTR's Pierre-Luc Emond down the ice.
before the period was out, making it It appears the Redm en have
4-2 for the Redmen. Th e final frame was the biggest
went out and they did it.” T h e Christmas break gave the
overcome their growing pains, and
test. A slew o f penalties allowed the
players tim e to reflect on the first part o f the season, away from the stresses
that their hard work is beginning to pay dividends— a good sign as the
and keep working, said Orr, the nephew o f hockey great Bobby.
Patriotes’ Pierre-Luc Emond to score on the man-advantage, after team mate Mathieu Thibodeau intercepted
Sat. Jan. 17
"T h a t’s what I was trying to do
a clearing attempt by M cG ill s Daniel
energy, and maturity as a team.
At Sherbrooke—Martlets finished first of five teams; Redmen finished third
tonight, just keep working hard.
Jacob. Redmen head coach Martin
“W ere playing w ith a lot more
been pretty good all year, but tonight
M ore chances came and I finally
Raymond was upset by the turn o f
confidence, and you can see it in the
everything just came together,” said
buried one." It has been much the same story
events. “I thought we played solidly,” he
game,” O rr said. “W e’re being more confident with the puck, were mak
Blundy. “Everyone played their hard
for the team as a whole. After the young and somewhat inexperienced
said. “But the referee made some questionable calls that put us behind
ing smart plays, and I think that’s the
one’s definitely pretty happy right
difference from last term.”
now. ” ■
Redmen struggled through the first
the eight ball in terms o f momentum
It’s hard to overstate the im por
tering pass from Shawn Shewchuk.
Sun. Jan. 18
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“ Most chances happen and you can’t let it get you down or anything like that— you just have to stay up
o f school and the ice. T h ey returned in January with renewed focus and
half o f the season, the squad has
because, all o f a sudden, [U Q T R ]
tance
made a remarkable turnaround, and has now picked up points in four
was on a power play, they got a flukey goal o ff o f it, and it’s 4-3.” W hat followed was 17 minutes
Concordias weekend loss to Ottawa, M cG ill has assumed third place in the division, leaving them in line for
o f grit and determination on the part
the final playoff spot. H igh spirits
od, with defenceman Pierre-Olivier
o f the Redmen that secured the win.
were evident in the dressing room
straight games. M cG ill dominated the first peri
of
Sunday’s
win.
start to mean more. “T h e chemistry in the room has
est right to the very end and every
W ith
Gosselin posting his first goal o f the
It was a very good night for goal-
season on a power play. Later, Pierre-
tender Patrice G odin, w h o came
after the game. “It’s crazy in there,” Redmen
Antoine Paquet guided a rebounding
through with several key saves.
captain Bruno Lemire said with a
puck o ff an O rr shot into the net to give M cG ill a 2-0 lead after 20 m in
“Tonight was very focused, said defenceman Chad Blundy. “Everyone
laugh. “It’s good. I like to see the guys having fun. It’s big for the team spir
utes.
knew they had a jo b to do and they
it.”
BASKETBALL
season winds down and the games
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Benoit Martin M c G ill
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Marc Villeneuve UQ TR
M a rtle ts 5 8 , G a it e r s 57
I S
A squeaker, but a keeper McGill silences hopes of a repeat win by Bishop s Sarah Wright T h e last tim e Bishop’s and the
Sarah Gagné (right) came up big in the Martlets' suprising win.
larger than a few points.
for the Gaiters by focusing on defence in practice. •, “W e put a lot more emphasis on
Martlets tipped off, on N ovem ber 28,
T h e big difference between the first
denying the ball this time, said M itchell
the end result was an 81-59 blowout win
after the game. “W e didn't let them have
for the Gaiters. O n Friday, in their sec ond meeting o f the season, the final
time M cG ill met Bishop’s and Friday’s game, according to first-year head coach Ryan Thom e, was the Gaiters' three-
score was 58-57 in favour o f the home
point game. Bishops shot 65 per cent
team gain the momentum needed to be
team. T h e win for the Martlets was their
from beyond the three-point line against
strong on offence. Indeed, the cleanest
third o f the season. It was not until seven minutes into
the Martlets in November, but M cG ill
baskets often followed a M cG ill steal.
held them to just 30 per cent in this
Mitchell, for her part, stood out for
the game, after M cG ill called its first
matchup. “W e needed to get more aggressive.
her consistent end-to-end play. Late in
as many open threes. ” Forceful M artlet defence helped the
In the past few games, we sort o f stood
the first half, she grabbed a rebound, quickly turned and dribbled through a
out, Bishop's was in command with 14 points to M c G ill’s six. However, the
back and let things happen; this time they had less tim e to see the basket,” he
disorganized defence for an easy lay-up, then got back to reclaim the ball in
Martlets slow start was quickly reversed,
said.
M c G ill’s end. M itchell’s speed allowed
timp out, that signs o f a possible Martlet victory were visible. Prior to the time
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traded the lead back and forth through out the game, but the gap was never
and by the 11th minute, the score was
Team captain and fifth-year guard
tied at 18. Following that, the teams
Cheeka Mitchell says her team prepared
See M ITCHELL, page 18
18 Sports
The McGill Tribune, Tuesday, January 20, 2004
Mike Mahoney
A strange game indeed
With the golf season starting, the Jockey looks at the sport's mysterious allure
Mitchell leads Martlets in upset Continued from page 17
T h o m e said. “Bishop’s is a really good team, so everyone stepped up.”
her to do this all night long.
ularly on offence.
executing our plays on
W ith three wins under their belt,
“I ’m not sitting here thinking that
This game, however, was not won
the Martlets have already surpassed last
we are in a position that we've got [the
on these types o f plays alone, as four Martlets put up double digits in scor ing. M itchell led the way with 15
season’s total number o f wins in con ference play. N o w sitting at 13-8 over all, the team can focus on making a run
other teams in the league] figured out. W e are halfway where we need to be.” Despite T h orn e’s dissatisfaction
points,
Provencher,
for the playoffs, rather than simply try
with some aspects o f their play, there is
Anne-M arie Scherrer and Sarah Gagné
ing to avoid last place. Thorne sees the
plenty o f tim e left for the Martlets to
o it’s freezing-ass cold and I try to perform some kind o f weird psychological trick on myself while watching the G o lf Channel. Whether it was the beautiful weather and green grass or the g o lf itself, I ’m not sure, but something jogged m y memory.
all notched 11. T h e big scorers also
fulfill their coach's expectations. T h e
shot well— Provencher was 2-5 from beyond the arc, and Scherrer hit from the floor at a 45 per cent clip.
need for much more improvement before this can be accomplished. “I ’m very happy to get the w in ,” he said. “But I wasn’t particularly
I flashed back to me lowering m y 5 iron after a near-perfect shot
“W e attacked better this tim e,”
happy with the way we played, partic
S
while
Isabelle
team can take a step towards its goal with a win on Friday in a rematch against the Gaiters. ■
when I glanced to m y right to see if one o f m y playing partners had found his ball. It looked like he did, as he rustled through the low underbrush o f our modest prairie course. W hat transpired next neither
Wham’s yoor Beef?
shocked nor surprised me. It did, however, reinforce my belief that g o lf is a strange game that does strange things to people. M y friend simply kicked his ball out from under the bushes into the short rough. H e sur veyed the course making sure— to no avail— that none o f us had seen his generous bounce o ff the brush. H e then m otioned that he had indeed found his ball and parked his next shot on the fringe o f the green. I am not an avid golfer and probably never will be, but I must admit there is something irresistible about scraping the morning dew w ith a clean 9 iron. I have never played more than five rounds in a summer, but when the snow melts, I think o f baseball and golf. Hell,
Despite his classless demeanour and ignorant remarks, Jeremy Roenick still believes that he can change the world with his usual post game rants... Tack R oger Clem ens onto the list o f people w ho fake their retirement in order to get a fancy car... H irin g a washed-up 66-year-old coach whose previous players had abandoned his philosophy is further proof that anything Isiah Thom as touches gets run into the ground... T h e Pittsburgh Penguins playing Marc-André Fleury only once in four games since he rejoined the team, and using the far-infe rior Sebastien Caron in his place, looks like an attempt to prevent Fleury from playing in enough games to earn
when M ike W eir was in contention for the Masters last spring, I blew
his $3- m illion in bonuses... This is getting ridiculous now. W ould hockey fans in W in n ip eg please, for the love
o ff studying for finals to watch our boy grace Augusta National with
o f G od. please give up the dream o f getting another N H L franchise... After one o f the greatest playoff week
that smooth stroke from the left side. I suppose that since I am also left-handed and a fellow Canadian, I felt somewhat o f a personal con nection with Mr. Weir. Ridiculous.
ends in N F L history, this weekend's championship round served up a couple o f duds. W e say-to the overhyped Super Bowl: Don't bring it o n ... D id you actually think the M aple Leafs would win the Eastern Conference?... Attention M ichelle W ie! G o have a normal childhood .. So what if T om Brady is a cocky SO B and Bill
Maybe g o lf 's beauty and allure lie in its simplicity, like Augusta
Belichick is an all-around sourpuss, let Bostonians have their Super Bowl. It'll be something for them to cling
with its pristinely manicured setting. There are not many sports that
to when the Red Sox lose another division title to the Yankees... It’s gotta hurt for a seasoned N F L coach like
can attract young Tiger W oods wannabes and obese 50-year-old hack
Jim Fassel when he can t find a jo b in a year that had an especially vibrant market for one. It’s even more painful
ers alike. It’s simple: you strike a ball as few times as possible to get it into a hole. You do not have to be physically fit or sharp o f wit. O n the contrary. You can be an overweight, chain-smoking, long-driving alco
when a guy hiding in the N A S C A R scene the past decade is higher on the depth chart... W h o were the bright minds that scheduled the W orld Junior final on a Monday? Just give the Americans more reason to not tune in to hockey on a day where they finally win the whole thing.
holic (yes, John Daly, that’s you) and still make a great living. Daly even w on a couple o f majors and gave one o f the greatest quotes I have ever heard in athletic competition. Daly was having a dis astrous round when he glanced to the camera after taking a long pull o f a cigarette on the back nine and muttered matter-of-factly, “I f you got ’em ... smoke ’em .” Genius.
Got a beef of your own?
Another thing is that g o lf fashion has always baffled me. From Jack Nicklaus’ urine-coloured sweater vests o f the 80s (no offence
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scorching summer suns. M aybe Happy Gilm ore put it best when he said, “G o lf requires goofy pants and a fat ass.” Luckily, the course we were play ing that day allowed shorts because it was hot by midday. C old beers were a must at the turn because I am not, and have never claimed to be, a good golfer. T h e little patience I possess is better used in other situations. So, naturally, I was down by a few, or up a few as it were. Besides paying for the beers after our round, there was no real betting or gambling going on. Maybe that is what struck me as strange when m y partner “advanced” his ball out o f the bushes on the first. In any event, I did end up losing. T o this day I have never said a word about that little extra push out o f the bushes. I want to chalk it up to com petitiveness or greed or some other superfluous title. You know what... I think I ’ll chalk it up to go lf and leave it at that. ■
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19
G a ite rs 8 5 , R e d m e n 74
Redmen fail to get back on track Jameel Madhany T h e M c G ill R edm en are still winless
against
non-expansion
guys playing individually on the
jum per. H e finished with a game-
offensive end, which we haven’t
high 25 points. As the second half progressed w ith the G aiter lead hovering
really done this year. W e [usually]
squads in the Quebec conference
look for each other more. T h e Gaiters jum ped out to a
after falling 85-74 to the Bishop’s
13-4 lead, using a potent transition
tains D enburk R eid and D erek
Gaiters Friday night. The tightly-con tested
offence to get some easy layups. T h e
Armstrong tried to jum pstart the
loss
Redm en quickly settled dow n and
offence by picking up their defen
dropped the Redm en to 2-6 in league play, and extended their w in
began trading baskets w ith the Gaiters, but w ith Bishop’s up 35-30
sive intensity. Reid capped o ff an 80 run by stripping a Gaiters guard
less streak to eight games overall.
near
the
o f the ball and taking it coast-to-
R edm en got sloppy on both ends o f
coast for tw o o f his team-high 22
H ead Coach N ev io M arzinotto expressed his disappointm ent
the
end
o f the
half,
between 10 and 15 points, co-cap
in
the floor. T w o quick turnovers and
points, while Arm strong chipped in
losing a game that was in the
poor defence allowed the Gaiters to
w ith
Redm en’s grasp w ith less than three
stretch their lead to 10, courtesy o f
M c D o n a ld
minutes remaining. “ W e just had no rhythm on
small forw ard C am M c D o n a ld ’s lon g th ree-pointer and baseline
latèr, leading to a Redm en bucket.
offence,’’ he said. “ It came down to
an
em phatic
block
lay-up ju st
of
a
minutes
T h at cut the deficit to 63-60 w ith 3:53 remaining, but despite the gritty defensive effort,
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Rembeyo's high-flying heroics couldn't lead the Redmen over Bishop's.
the Gaiters’ m ethodical half-court Sidhu was perfect from the field in
game. N onetheless, it seems as though the veterans are attempting
the first 10 minutes o f the game.
utes to seal the deal. Although the Redm en cap
to set an example for the younger
Unfortunately, Sidhu picked up his
Redm en w ho w ill form the nucleus
third personal foul shortly there
tains made some key plays, they
after, and played on ly five minutes
were also guilty o f some damaging
o f future squads. T h ere were several positives
mistakes.
some
from the team’s youth. Second-year
believes his big man needs to show
forced shots by Armstrong, who
forward Greg Rem beyo picked up
a little more restraint while on the
went 5-17 from the field, and a
14 points and 10 rebounds en route
costly turnover by Reid late in the
to his first double-double o f the sea son, while freshman centre Pawan
floor. “H e plays w ith an edge, but sometimes it’s out o f control,” the
offence. Bishop’s also made
14
free throws in the final tw o m in
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Sidhu in critical condition T h e Tribune learned M on day afternoon
that R edm en
centre
Pawandeep Sidhu is listed in criti cal condition at M ontreal General hospital after suffering a severe
1 0 . teams yield to rising Martlets Both the Toronto Varsity Blues and York Lions
head inju ry a fe w Bishop’s. The
21-year-old
M ission,
B C , was fou n d
unconscious after an apparent fall in the lobby o f a dow ntow n apart
each team lost by a count o f 2-1 to the N o. 3-ranked
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(8-2-2)
has beaten the Blues, who
dropped to fifth in the nation. Kalie Townsend was excellent in net, stopping 29 shots Sunday afternoon against Toronto. Audrey I ladd scored early in the first to give the Martlets the
updates. ■
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lead and Katherine Safka provided the game winner
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of
lying
M c G ills wom en’s hockey team this weekend, but
that M cG ill
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Martlets. It was the second tim e in as many weeks
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M c G ill’s Friday night game against
m idway through the second. In the York game on Saturday, Christina Smith broke a 1-1 tie at 13:31 o f the third period with her first career goal. Goalie D elphine R oy needed to
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