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MUSICAL HOROSCOPES
Aries (Mar 21Apr 19) now that add-drop is behind us, your “Dog Days are Over”...or have they just begun?
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Cancer (Jun 21Jul 22)
This week, you will be as “Toxic” as the asbestos in McGill buildings.
Taurus (Apr 20May 20)
“The Winner Takes It All”, including the Ofour sandwich you’ve been eyeing at the EUS cafe.
Leo (Jul 23Aug 22) if you don’t “RUSH” to your 8:30 class, you probably won’t make it on time.
Gemini (May 21Jun 20) don’t worry, that group project you’ve been struggling with will “come together” eventually.
Virgo (Aug 23Sept 22)
Keeping a “Poker Face” when your professor asks who used ChatGPT on the assignment won’t be easy.
Libra (Sept 23Oct 22)
Eating the hot dog cart’s Polish sausage is a “Bad Idea, right?”
Scorpio (Oct 23Nov 21)
Redpath cafeteria prices should make you want to “Paint the Town Red”.
Sagittarius (Nov 22Dec 21)
As fall begins to colour the trees red, forget your “Summertime Sadness”!
Capricorn (Dec 22Jan 19) is it apple cider or “Cherry Wine” season?
Aquarius (Jan 20Feb 18)
“Who Says” you can’t curl up in bed and binge-watch your favourite shows as soon as the temperature drops below 20 degrees?
Pisces (Feb 19Mar 20)
“I Gotta Feeling” that somebody’s gotta crush on you.
