Issue 10, Spring 2017 - The Quadrangle

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Civil Engineering Students Contracted to Pickles the Design President Cat Nipped Trump’s Border Wall at Jasper’s Deli

Dude Wheresmycar Editor

The NYPD’s 50th precinct arrested local deli resident Pickles the Cat Friday night in front of Fenwick’s Bar and Grill on West 238th Street.

Pickles was stopped on the street and questioned by an undercover officer Friday night as he walked out of Jasper’s Deli, after being observed purchasing alcohol inside the establishment at approximately 4:55 pm.

Early rendrings of the wall call for a painting of St. Jean Baptiste de la Salle every 18.53 miles.

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Wally Bildére Senior Writer

Manhattan College civil engineering graduates have gone on to design and build some of America’s most prominent bridges, tallest buildings, and other notable works of infrastructure.

Now while still in school, some students will have the opportunity to work on one of the largest yet most controversial construction projects in the world—President Donald J. Trump’s wall on the United States-Mexico border.

“Manhattan engineers are the best people. Nobody builds better than them, nobody,” Trump said at a recent White House press conference announcing the project.

“It’s going to be a great, great wall and I’m very excited.”

Civil engineering undergraduate seniors will be working to design the 1,250mile long reinforced concrete structure as part of their annual capstone senior design projects.

This breaks from tradition that usually has students work to design a high-rise tower as part of the capstone project for the structural engineering program.

A hot-button issue during Trump’s campaign for office, the proposed border wall drew scorn from opponents but served as a rallying cry for Trump supporters looking for tougher border control and curtailed immigration.

Many in the Manhattan College community were surprised at the announcement given the wall’s apparent conflicts with the college’s Lasallian mission of promoting inclusivity and encouraging diversity.

College president Brennan O’Donnell assured students, administration, faculty and staff that the decision to take on the project was purely financially driven.

“Look, we know it’s not the most popular project. But that new STEM building is not going to pay for itself,” O’Donnell said.

With recent low oil prices limiting donations from college patron Tom O’Malley and other alumni contributions still being collected for the recently built Kelly Commons, the college needed to look for alternative funding sources for the proposed south campus developments.

In return for students working to design the wall under the guidance of knowledgeable faculty members, the college will receive $10 million from the federal govern-

ment. That sum will be used exclusively for the construction of the new STEM building that will house new laboratory space for science and engineering programs.

The Trump administration has also promised to utilize the federal power of eminent domain to force the sale of Karl’s Auto Body to Manhattan College—a move that will allow for the completion of the college’s south campus master plan with the construction of a mini-Quad on that site next to the proposed south campus dorm building.

“It’s a win-win for the college,” O’Donnell said. “Our students get the chance to work on a high profile, realworld project, while the college has the opportunity to further our development of south campus and ensure our strategic growth for the future.”

Some students that will be designing the wall are hesitant to work on such a controversial project. However, they are willing to put their own political views aside in order to complete the degree requirements and receive their diploma.

“Yeah, I think the wall is a stupid idea, but I just want to graduate,” an anonymous civil engineering student said.

The cat, who thought he was getting away with the purrfect crime. NYPD Mugshot/ Courtesy He was found to be in possession of a fake Wisconsin State I.D. After being frisked down, a “dime bag” of catnip was also found in his posession. He was taken into custody immediately afterwards.

Witnesses say that Pickles simply meowed when confronted by the police officer, disguised as a groomer, outside the establishment.

After placing him in handcuffs, the arresting officer discovered two cans of Twisted Tea and a Green Apple Four Loko in a backpack the suspect was carrying.

Pickles is being charged with criminal possession of a forged instrument and unlawful possession of alcohol, as well as resisting arrest for clawing at officers as he was being loading into a police van.

The 50th precinct released the following statement on the arrest: “It was the worst fake I.D. we’ve ever seen. The biggest giveaway was probably the fact that the signature was just a pawprint. And also because he’s a cat.”

Pickles is currently being held in the 50th Precinct’s kennel on Kingsbridge Avenue. His bail has been set at 35 cans of Fancy Feast.

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Stephen Zubrycky Unattractive, both inside and out Jack Melanson Fake news, just like CNN, ABC & NBC Haley Burnside Never says anything good and never will Joseph Liggio Without question, the worst ever Ally Hutzler Zero imagination and even less stamina Megan Dreher In love with Marco Rubio?

Taylor Brethauer So average in every way Rose Brennan Sad! RikkiLynn Shields I have a very good brain Charles Lippolis Locker room talk Tara Marin Hillary flunky who lost big Catherine Goodyear DISHONEST Victoria Hernández Doesn’t have the strength or stamina to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN Aaron Mayorga One of the dumber people on television Anja Pollozi Tremendous Waste!

Alyssa Velazquez Third Rate Reporter Abbi Kirollos Doesn’t have a clue Daniel Molina Bad Hombre August Kissel Nasty Woman Tom Callahan Liberal clown An annual tradition, The Triangle is a fake newspaper published by the students of Manhattan College. Our goals are always humor, ridiculousness, adherence to AP style and smart satire.

The staff of The Triangle meets once a year.

The opinions expressed in The Triangle certainly do not reflect the views of Manhattan College.

Manhattan in memoriam

March 28, 2017

Obituaries

Riverdale City Grill Riverdale City Grill passed away on Feb. 19, much to the dismay of Manhattan College students who frequent the bar.

“Forever in our hearts,” said one student alcoholic.

The bar is survived by their competition, Fenwick’s located on 238th Street across from Overlook.

Although many students refuse to go to Fens because of their ID restrictions.

In its heyday, Riv City held themed nights and trivia events.

Services have been held within the dorm rooms of multiple students around campus.

Donations to the drinking fund of the RAs will be accepted in lieu of flowers.

Short Stop Diner Short Stop Diner passed away on Mar. 20 after thirty years of business.

The diner welcomed many drunk students for midnight snacks or students looking for a cheap date.

“What’s the deal with this place closing? I mean, really!” said famous celebrity Jerry Seinfeld, who stopped by the diner a few years ago to film an episode of his show “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee”.

Short Stop is survived by the episode and the few students that truly enjoyed the food and quaint diner.

The Great Barrier Reef After a long struggle with bad health, the Great Barrier Reef has passed away. Thanks a lot, humans.

We were warned to treat our Earth fairly, but we did not listen. Now where is the third film in the “Finding Nemo” franchise supposed to take place?

Ridiculous. Shameful. Devastating… are a few words that come to mind when thinking about the third “Cars” movie, which could’ve been a much better Pixar movie. That’s all right, at least Pixar didn’t make the embarrassment that is “Boss Baby”.

Oh, right. The Great Barrier Reef. It’s truly sad. It’s not survived by anything because we’ve killed all of our natural resources.

The Ozone Layer For hundreds of millions of years, the ozone layer has protected life on Earth from the harmful radiation emitted by the sun, never discriminating against kingdoms, phylums, classes, orders, families, genuses, or even species. But today, lifeforms worldwide deeply mourns the loss of the ozone layer, which has passed away due to a severe injury in its Antarctic regions.

Humanity has always found it comforting, just knowing that the ozone layer was there, protecting us from the harmful radiation emitted by our sun. The knowledge that one needn’t worry about being cooked alive by gamma rays helped many get through the day. It’s difficult to imagine that there is anywhere on planet Earth without mass groups gathered to mourn our once eternal guardian.

Unfortunately, with that sadness also comes a question that’s frightening to ask; what happens now?

Will we really notice the difference, or will we go on as usual? No one knows for sure, but one thing is certain; life on Earth will never be the same.

Club Penguin Preeminently, the hit online community you might remember from middle school, is passing away Mar. 29.

If you can, try to log on before it’s too late. We all know you’ve memorized your log in from sixth grade, along with the name of every single one of your Puffles.

The game is survived by a less cool version of Club Penguin coming out on mobile phones.

Donations of fashionable penguin clothes, penguin pizzas and Puffle snacks for my dying Puffles are more than welcome in lieu of flowers.

My Patience I don’t know when it passed, but it did. A loooooong time ago.

“Hulk angry,” said the writer of this obituary.

The services will be held literally every single day. I wish it would come back. I miss it.

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Chalk Powder in Kelly Gym Actually Cocaine

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Kelly Snowstorm Senior Writer

After a barrage of expensive testing and scientific analysis, it was determined last week that the powder used by students in the Kelly Fitness Center is actually just cocaine.

“Recently, I remember feeling extra pumped or super excited about my next set whenever I finished my squats, deadlifts or overhead press. At first, I thought it was the new pre-workout mix I was using,” one student told the quad. “I could run like two miles in two minutes after that.” The pure white powder can be seen covering almost every square-inch of the squat racks, benches, and free-weights zone. On various ledges and corners, small plastic Tupperware containers of unknown ownership with large blocks of what is referred to in some settings as Jasper Nose Candy for its association with the College. Testing came about when students at Manhattan College were reporting strong feelings of happiness and satisfaction, something relatively unusual. A correlation appeared between these perky students and their attendance at the Kelly Fitness Center.

The nebulous and costly tests, performed by environmental engineers somewhere in the dungeons of Leo Hall, can verify a purity of ninety six point two percent.

“Man that s*** is absolutely crazy. I don’t know where they get it from, but the Jaspers blow game is untouchable,” says local drug dealer D.S. Ortega. “I have never in my life experienced a more exceptional blizzard. E’rybody I know been tryin’ get with that flow lately.” Locals interested in the white dust have been trying to get access to the gym to benefit from the drug or potentially strike a business relationship with curling students.

“On the upside, attendance has never been higher,” boasts Chris Policastro, the Director of the fitness center. Even though the drug’s total amount exists in potentially fatal levels, lifting has increased among

No cocaine, no gain. Tony Montana/Courtesy young Jaspers in the past few months.

“All I’m sayin’ is, don’t expect to get a [squat] rack for a while, ‘cause these guys can lift until closing” Chris mentioned.

The school nutritionist, whose name we never can seem to remember, tells us “while most are told that this Schedule II controlled compound can kill you, it does have medicinal benefits such as increased breathing rate, higher pain resistance, and a general euphoria.” She further claimed that the distribution of cocaine in the air and on the equipment allows for the optimal pathway into the human bloodstream.

“It’s purity is so exquisite, you can feel it just by benching for two minutes.”

One student approaches a large block of the material and places it on a bench, inspecting it briefly. Picking up a thirtypound dumbbell, the young, sweaty man smashes the edge of the brick and it crumbles to bits. Taking little bits of the material in his hand, he rolls it like dough almost and then proceeds to smack his palms into his face, snorting deeply and then, with both fists poised to the sky screams a loud, manly battle cry. Then, with a barbell strained into a parabola and each

side loaded with forty-five pound urethane plates, he starts benching what looks like twice his weight. “WOOOOOOOOOOO!,” he shouts. Another student is seen doing the same with the dust and then hurling a barbell also maxed out with weights to the ceiling repeatedly, catching it each time.

Stressed out? Grades got you down?

Need energy to study? Has life just been bland lately? For any student looking for some fun and to burn off some steam, head over to the Kelly Fitness Center for a truly energetic workout!

Arches Students Shut Down M.C. with Rager Archie E. Hill Senior Writer

On Friday, March 24th, the Arches Community threw a party that Manhattan College will never forget.

Freshman living on the 2nd through 5th floors of Lee Hall were so disorderly that Public Safety contacted police officers from the 50th Precinct around 1:00 on Saturday morning to raid the dorm building.

“The party started in one room on the 5th floor, and it just got out of control very quickly,” said Mary Dunn, a freshman living on the 2nd floor.

Around 10:30 pm, the first noise complaint came from Drew Fieldstone, a student who lives in Horan. The individual claimed that he could hear music blasting from his dorm room with the windows shut. “I just wanted to get my homework done, but it felt like I was at Spring Fest.”

By the time Residence Life found the room that was the cause of the noise, it was too late. A slip ‘n slide was set up, running from one end of the hallway to the other.

The RAs attempted to shut down the slip ‘n slide, but instead joined in on the fun.

It was later discovered that each of the

Arches floors had a specific theme. On the 4th floor, students had filled the hallways with colorful plastic balls, turning the whole floor into a massive ball pit.

The 3rd floor was beach themed. Students brought in sand to cover the floors and flooded the common room for swimming. Inflatable floats filled the hall. And on the 2nd floor, students hosted a massive nerf gun war. Reliving a past 5th floor occurrence and paying tribute to their fallen Arches brothers.

“This is the most out of control group of Arches students I have ever seen. They had no respect for this building that night and I had no other choice but to bring in Public Safety,” said Toni Baisden, Resident Director for Lee Hall.

Public Safety arrived two hours after Ms. Baisden’s call. They believed that the situation was out of their control, and decided to bring in the police.

The police arrived and immediately began to drug test and use a breathalyzer on the Arches students. Though every single Arches student participated in the night’s wild events, not a single student tested positive for drug use and everyone passed the breathalyzer exam. In this process, no alcohol or drug paraphernalia was found, but the students reported that

The party featured a fireworks display outside Lee Hall. Tony Montana/Courtesy they were “high on life.”

The incident has been reported to the Dean of Students, the Provost, and the President. Administrators are in the process of punishing the students, but are having trouble finding a way to punish such a substantial portion of the Freshman class.

“We can’t make them do community service since it’s already written into their curriculum. And a fine is not going to stop them from doing this again,” commented Michael Carey, the Dean of Students.

The students said that it was the most

fun they’ve had their entire freshman year, and plan to hold another party like this in the future.

“I didn’t realize Arches kids were capable of throwing such a massive party like this, it was pretty lit,” said Freshman Noah Jackson. “I would definitely recommend that incoming students join Arches if they can”.

There were no charges pressed against any of the students. Lee Hall has been placed under strict security until further notice.

(Fake) News Harry New STEM Building Engineers Styles’ New Brought in to Try to Fix Direction; Lockes’s Conveyor Belt Gay Power

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Thomas Locke Senior Writer

Ask any MC student what their biggest complaint about Lockes Loft is and you are guaranteed to get that they are frustrated that the conveyor belt is consistently broken. Management has heard students’ outrage and has been working to solve the problem.

As the school prepares to break ground on the new STEM building, engineers from that project are being brought on to main campus to see if they can figure out what is wrong with the malfunctioning machine.

President O’Donnell has said, “since we

are paying these guys so much money already to build this new fancy building, we might as well get our money’s worth and have them try to fix this other problem that we have.”

The problem became so intense before the building engineers came in that mechanical engineering professors and students were asked to examine the machine.

Mechanical engineering Professor Ned Bigby explained, “I dedicated 3 weeks of my senior’s capstone class to studying this machine and the results were unworldly! I don’t even think Einstein could figure out what is wrong with this thing.”

Senior mechanical engineering student Zoey Brooks added, “this issue was far worse than any of us could have imagined.

After we had given up on the project and left it up to the experts, I reconsidered a career in engineering.”

After days of investigating, measuring, and analyzing the machine, the expert engineers were unable to solve the problem and the old conveyor belt was removed.

While Gourmet Dining spends time purchasing a new belt, students will be provided with Fair Trade disposable plates, cups and utensils.

Students are also encouraged to bring their utensils to help limit the amount of waste produce. GDS will also limit the amount of food being served to prevent the build up of dishes by only serving two hot food options a day, macaroni and cheese and baked potatoes.

New Love Trip: LOVE C-Block

Anita Bath The Manager

The LOVE trips (Lasallian Outreach Volunteer Experience) are a special time for any student that has gone on the excursion. Trips have led students to places like Florida, Texas, Guatemala and Ecuador.

Campus Ministry and Social Action department has announced a brand new trip coming within the next year: LOVE C-Block.

“We understand that LOVE trips are all about the traveling but, since we’re tight on budget, it was our best bet to replace the trips that don’t align with our Lasallian values. We might be taking away from those in need, but the freshmen in Chrysostom Hall are definitely much more in need,” said LOVE trip coordinator and assistant director of Campus Ministry and Social

Action, Jenn Edwards Robinson.

Chrysostom Hall, the freshman-only dorm building on campus, is known as the decrepit residence hall that everyone holds near and dear to their hearts. But it was a clear location that needed some love.

On the trip, students will be immersed into the community to help those in need and there are definitely people in need within the hall. Students picked to go on the trip are thrilled for the opportunity to give back to the needy.

“I cried when I got the call that I was chosen to go on LOVE Chrysostom. It’s going to be so special and so rewarding.

The people in C-Block need our help because they don’t have the same things we do. It’s going to feel great giving back to them,” said student Brendan Ryder.

While other LOVE trips handle children’s camps or rebuilding homes, C-Block

will be specifically handling the struggles freshman have in their day-to-day lives.

Students might be fanning those who live in the hottest rooms without air conditioning or standing outside the building protesting the master plan that could possibly turn the dorm into offices.

“We hope that after this trip, the students will know we’re by their side. And we will never stop fighting for their rights,” said senior Avery Jessup, who is leading the trip.

Residence Life was not available for comment.

If LOVE C-Block goes well, the school plans on implementing future trips to Van Cortlandt, West Chester or the Great Barrier Reef.

“LOVE trips are important and incredibly life changing. I’m so excited for the impact we’re going to make on the lives of Chrysostom residents,” said Jessup.

Elevator Disaster: Day 3 Ellie Vader Editor

Today, Tuesday March 28, is the third day of the elevator crisis that took place in Horan Hall over the weekend. It all started when Josh Underwood, a junior in the school of business, got stuck in the Horan elevator when he was going to “get munchies” from the vending machine. In his way up the elevator suddenly stopped, but he thought this would be just another malfunction of the system.

“I never thought that this could happen to someone,” said Underwood when interviewed through the opening of the elevator, his only connection to the world. “If I had known I would have taken the stairs those extra 10 floors.”

The emergency doorbell rang for one hour, claimed the residents of the 5th and 6th floor, but it wasn’t until the RAs of the building, in one of their nocturnal rounds, passed in front of the elevator and

found the student sleeping on the floor next to four bags of chips and two Gatorades.

After seeing this, they immediately called Public Safety and the New York City Fire Department (FDNY)..

Several efforts have been made to take Underwood out , Jonny Ramirez, captain of the FDNY, said in an interview with the Quad: “The situation is too unstable. We will need major equipment that will arrive, hopefully, by the end of the week.”

Humanitarian help came swiftly, and students started campaigns to collect goods for him to survive inside the metal box.

From Best Deli sandwiches to toilet paper and a teddy bear (as requested by the student), members of the Manhattan College community have provided all the necessary decorations to build a temporary room and make this disaster slightly less hard for Underwood.

“These are the moments where the community really steps up and shows what a real Jasper is made of,” Brennan

O’Donnell, President of the college, said.

“I even brought him a couple deodorant bars to alleviate the mishap.”

But for Andrew Weingarten, the story is different. He has received countless complaints about the lack of maintenance offered to the buildings, eventually causing this major incident.

A march from Horan Hall to Thomas Hall has been organized by a group of students to take place next Thursday, where they will demand a significant investment on the living facilities and the destitution of Gourmet Dining as the food-providing monopoly company.

It is uncertain where all of this is going to lead to, but what the fact is that Underwood will be trapped in the elevator for the next couple of days.

“I don’t mind being here,” Underwood said. “I only ask residence life not to go into my room. Please… Don’t.”

We will follow this historical event as it unfolds throughout the week.

Ranger WORLD WEEKLY Damn Daniel Editor

Harry Styles Solo Career We didn’t know we needed this, but now that it’s happening, we really really needed it. Harry Styles of One Direction has announced his own music coming out on Apr. 7. The band, which had said was going on hiatus, is more than likely not coming back. Styles is the fifth and final member releasing their own music. Zayn, who left the band two years ago, has his own full-length album. The rest of the members have released music prior to this, but teenaged girls everywhere are freaking out because Styles is oh so dreamy.

Source: Twitter United Airlines Leggings Controversy Because females cannot wear something comfortable without facing discrimination, United Airlines has restricted women wearing leggings from getting on one of their flights. It caused a big uproar as United Airlines tweeted their protocols, stating that anyone can be turned away due to their appearance. Yet, there are no specific rules for leggings. Women everywhere are now flying United in bulky snow suits and cloaks so as not to draw their attention to their scandalous bodies.

Source: Twitter US

Mother’s Day in UK Causes Panic in

Wow, this story will make you laugh!

Read on to find out the panic that ensued this past Sunday. In the United Kingdom, it was their own Mother’s Day. This caused so many people to make that face like the guy who blinks in that gif! But some smart people realized it was only the UK’s Mother’s Day and not the United States’ celebratory day which is May 14. *Ellen DeGeneres dancing gif* Comment what your initial reaction was to this crazy news!

Source: Buzzfeed Gay Power Ranger Apparently A Problem The newest Power Rangers film came out (pun intended) on Mar. 24 to critical reviews due to one of the female Power Rangers being gay. This is not the only recent problem in movies with the LGBTQ community. The new “Beauty and the Beast” film reportedly features another gay character, LeFou (despite it being a film about Stockholm syndrome). Go figure. The older generation is up in arms and literally everyone else could care less because it’s 2017 and we should all grow up. *Random Kardashian reaction gif* Source: Buzzfeed

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A Definitive Ranking of MC Elevators: Most Terrifying to Least Terrifying S. Tuck Insyde

Staff Writer & Editor Memorial- Earlier this fall, the Guinness book of World Records paid a visit to Manhattan College. Their purpose? To award the record for “Oldest Operating Elevator” to our quaint college, home of the 106-year-old Memorial Hall elevator. Unfortunately, they tried to take this elevator up to President O’Donnell’s office in memorial hall, and because the doors are from the year 1910, they were unable to open it.

Legend has it, they’re still there trying to open that creepy elevator door.

Alumni-This old elevator is a true Jasper relic. Sports Athletes like to call it “old reliable” because it’s old and reliable.

We’re not actually sure if they call it that, but it just sounds like a good nickname for this old and somewhat reliable elevator.

The chance of finding this elevator in unworking condition are rarer than the chances of finding a free court in Draddy. Hold on, it seems we’re getting an update… Yes, our apologies. It turns out that this elevator is, in fact, not reliable. Not even in the slightest. But it’s still old, so we were half right and that’s all that matters.

Jasper- This underdog elevator has had it’s ups and downs the past few years (not literally) but we’re happy to welcome it back to the semi-working world of transportation, whenever it decides to work. If this was a list of the most beautiful elevators on campus, Jasper would come in dead last. At least right now it’s working because pretty much everyone on campus was tired of hearing Jasper residents complain about the elevator being broken. “Don’t call it comeback, I’ve been here for years”.

DLS/Miguel- These two elevators pro-

years apart, and one twin was constantly breaking or spraining parts of their bodies.

We recently discovered that Lee Hall only has three elevators, instead of the four that Horan has. We’re not sure if this proves anything, but if you dig deep enough there’s sure to be some sort of conspiracy theory to form.

Chapel-The true origins of this elevator are still shrouded in mystery. Some say that the college negotiated a deal with God to acquire it. Others talk in whispers about how Brother Rob sold his left kidney in order to scrounge up enough money to buy parts for it. Regardless of where it came from, we have recently stumbled upon a new discovery that changes everything you thought you knew about the Elevator in the chapel. After analyzing the operational manual, we found that if you hold the door closed button for five seconds, then press the second and first floor buttons simultaneously while changing sacred Latin texts, the elevator will ascend directly into heaven.

Thomas-You’ve just gotten done with

vide the without-a-doubt awkward ride to the higher floors with that older professor you had your freshman year that still knows your name. Don’t you worry, they’ll try to start an awkward conversation. Try to be polite and not cry as it takes forever and makes you late to your class.

Hayden-Have you ever had too much free time? Do you walk around campus aimlessly, feeling like you wish you had something to do? Does the thought of one of your classes getting canceled fill you with dread because you now have a gaping hole in your schedule? Well worry not fellow Jaspers, we have a solution for you! Stop by the Hayden elevator, where you can spend hours waiting for elevator to show up, and then wait even longer while it moves from one floor to another!

The pastel colors truly bring out a gross vibe in this elevator that everyone is calling “a slower mode of transportation than the MTA bus system” Horan/Lee-These two sets of elevators are essentially twin clones of one another. That is, if the twins were born 40

EXPERIENCE THE UNCOMMON

classes, and you’re looking forward to a delicious dinner at the nationally accredited Locke’s Loft. But, after walking into Thomas from the Quad, you’re just too tired. You can barely summon up the energy to walk up the twenty-something steps that separate you from your next meal.

Thankfully, Manhattan College has got your back. Introducing the Thomas Hall Elevator. “We swear we won’t judge you if you don’t take the stairs”.

Outside Library-It may seem new and inviting, but don’t let this elevator fool you. It only stops at the second, fifth, and sixth floors. What happened to 1, 3, or 4?

Simply put, you can’t trust this elevator. It is filled with lies, deception, and students who are too lazy to walk up three flights of stairs.

Kelly Commons- The elevators in the student commons are like that new kid in school that everyone wants to be friends with-- they’re shiny, new and super cool.

Endless flights of stairs

Shrimp Mac & Cheese

Antique science lab equipment Concerts from your favorite ‘90s-’00s artists

Bronx wildlife including squirrels, skunks, and mice

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MC Reverses Co-Ed Status in a New Wave of Feminism Nas T. Woman Contributor

Manhattan College has made history by being the first college to reverse a co-ed status. Following International Women’s Day and the widely attended Women’s Marches around the world, MC has publicly taken a radical feminist stance in a groundbreaking announement.

According to the announcement, issued and signed by President O’Donnell, “Beginning in 2018, Manhattan College will only accept female students.”

The decision to go female-only was unanimous once all of the female faculty members convinced their male colleagues to agree.

Since the announcement, six new female professors have already been hired.

One of these six is Rebecca Owens, a former professor at Barnard.

“It just shows how dedicated the college is to solidarity with women,” said Owens. “I mean, can Manhattan College really call itself a feminist school if it allows men to attend classes?”

According to the announcement, which was made public via a text alert sent to students, male professors will still teach classes on campus. They will be required to incorporate the college’s feminist ideals into their respective curriculums.

The currently-enrolled male students will be allowed to finish their degrees, but they will now have to pay higher tuition for the same degrees. The college implemented the tuition hike on men to compensate for the wage gap. The curriculum for the men will prepare them for careers that are more suitable for men. Male students are being advised to pursue jobs in physical labor.

Owens thinks that honesty is an im-

portant role of an educator.

“Let’s be honest, men don’t get hired for their brains. They get jobs if they’re attractive and strong enough to open jars.

Why waste time teaching men to do things like math or science? Men just aren’t wired to perform those kinds of tasks.”

The current male students reacted to the announcement immediately, forming a “men’s march” on the Quad. The march drew counter-protesters in pink yarn hats.

“This is ridiculous,” said sophomore Jacob Smith. “We’re just asking for an education. Why should we have to pay more for the same opportunity?”

Another male student, Daniel Washington, expressed his confusion with the situation.

“I voted for Hillary back in November.

I marched in DC with my girlfriend. I did my part for women. I do not understand why I can’t have my equal rights.”

Female students were divided on the

issue. Some joined the men’s march while others were vocal in their opposition. Junior Maria Villa was excited about the announcement.

“This is such a huge step for women,” said Villa. “I’m just so happy for all the little girls who will hear about this and feel proud that a college took their side. It’s like Manhattan College just admitted that women are better than men.”

Julia Brown, a freshman, was outraged by the announcement.

“I came to this school to meet an engineering student and marry him. Now I have to transfer to Fordham,” said Brown.

“Fordham guys aren’t even attractive.”

The announcement also stated that the school’s mascot will be changed “from Jaspers to Nasty Women,” next fall. The school colors will change to purple and pink.

An Inside Look at Study Abroad Italy Lil Ita Lee Staff Writer

Manhattan College’s Study Abroad program is a popular option for students looking to receive a traditional Lasallian education in a less-than traditional location. With popular locations such as study abroad North Korea, Uganda, and Staten Island, students have plenty of exotic options available to them.

In order to generate interest for the various study abroad destinations, the program advertises throughout the campus.

Some students believe that the advertising campaigns run by the program are a bit too intense.

“I’ll get about 10 to 15 email a day from the study abroad office, but I never even signed up for the emails in the first place,” complained sophomore Jason Miech.

Senior Will Beacom had similar gripes with the amount of advertising the department does.

“Every single morning at breakfast, they drop five different pieces of paper on each table in Lockes. Nobody reads them and it’s a huge waste of paper.” Students have reportedly been spotted using the advertisement pages as tissues and napkins.

One of the most successful study abroad locations is Italy. Students are offered courses such as ART 405: “Visuals of Meatball Design”, RELS 395: “Pizza Gods”, or ENGS 342: “Breadstick Bridge Construction”. If a student wishes to take an independent study course during the trip as well, they are more than welcome to.

This past winter break, a group of 23 Jaspers boarded a bus and took to the seas to travel to Italy. The plan was to spend three weeks in Florence studying new coursework. Unfortunately, travel took much longer than expected, and the group

was left with a mere three days in Italy. Despite these abysmal circumstances, attendees were thankful that they at least made it to Italy.

Two students in particular were determined to make the best of the situation.

Ron Johnson, a junior Dance Major, wanted to get a full Italian experience out of the trip.

“Italy is pretty much known for three things: Striped Flags, Gladiators, and The Eiffel Tower,” said Johnson.

The Quadrangle staff tried to inform Johnson that the Eiffel Tower is in France, not Italy, but Johnson refused to listen.

“Trust me, I’ve been to Italy. I think I would know more than you would about

Johnson’s vision of visiting the Eiffel Tower while in Italy. Johnson’s Mind/Courtesy Peters is working on switching his mathis subject,” said Johnson. jor to Culinary Arts, but was disappointed Another student, David Peters, had to find out that Manhattan College offers similar goals in mind when he heard that no such program. the trip would be cut short. “I really wantRegardless of the destination, Study ed to get a true taste of Italy while on the Abroad promises to offer students a once in trip,” Peters explained, “I went to at least a lifetime opportunity.

“I’ve been on three two dozen different pizzerias each day for study abroad trips so far,” claimed Johnlunch and tried a slice from each. One bite, son.

“So technically, I’ve lived through that’s all you need. One bite and you know four lifetimes or something like that.” from there,” said Peters.

The Quadrangle staff decided to stop Since returning from Italy, Peters asking Johnson questions at this point. claims that he has reinvented himself as a pizza connoisseur.

“I’d say that the best slice I’ve ever eaten was from a Sbarro’s in central Florence.

Nothing I’ve tried can even come close to it.”

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Lois Harr to be Canonized

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Bronze Statue of President Persaud to be Erected Atop Smith Auditorium Dave Chapel Senior Writer

Kat O. Lick Senior Writer

Lois Harr – or, as she’ll soon be known in Catholic circles, Saint Lois of Bedford Park, is on the brink of sainthood.

Harr has cleared the threshold for sainthood – completing two miracles, both of which have been fully investigated by Pope Francis himself.

“Sister Lois is a fine woman,” Pope Francis said. “We’re looking forward to welcoming her to the club.”

Harr rose to prominence in Catholic circles last year when she turned half-empty can of Natural Light beer she found on the Quad into a full size pot of fair trade coffee.

Harr stumbled upon her second miracle

the following day, when she dropped a fair trade chocolate bar in her office. The shards of chocolate formed the image of the face of St. John Baptiste de la Salle.

“I was like, ‘wow, you know, that’s weird,” Harr said. “And then I recognized the nose, you know, because Jean Baptiste de la Salle has that nose you know, that big nose, but yeah and then I was like, ‘ yeah something’s definitely up.”

The administration is so excited at the idea of having a saint on campus that it plans to replace the stained glass windows in the chapel with Harr’s image.

“We’ve commissioned a new piece of campus artwork, and we’re very excited about it,” O’Donnell said. “I think it will jive very well with phase fifty-seven of the master plan of the college.”

One would be hard-pressed to find a student on campus unfamiliar with the work of student body president Dorian Persaud. His legacy will continue on long after he graduates, as the administration announced their plans to build a statue of him on the roof of Smith Auditorium Everyone knows Persaud, from the highly underrepresented T-shirt Manufacturing Club to the staff of the Quadrangle itself.

“We are all too familiar with Dorian’s community outreach,” said Stephen D. Zubrycky, editor-in-chief of the Quadrangle.

“In fact, the Quadrangle itself has a whiteboard which counts the number of issues it has gone without quoting him. I think the highest it’s ever gone is three.”

The statue is part of Phase LXII of President O’Donnell’s Master Plan, which is completely dedicated to establishing various memorabilia featuring the student body president in all buildings on campus.

These structures include, but are not limited to: an exclusive shrine in the Chapel of De La Salle and His Brothers, a fountain in the O’Malley Library and a large shrub trimmed in his likeness outside of Chrysostom Hall.

Persaud himself had to pose for the statue. He elected to assume a position of his favorite hero, Superman.

“It was a stressful day,” Persaud recounted. “Immediately after that, I had to attend a student government meeting, sit for a portrait painting and then heal a leper

A digital rendering of the new statue.

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skulking about the first floor of RLC.” The ribbon cutting ceremony for the statue will take place on the college’s first annual Dorian Day, and will be immediately followed by festivities including a parade down Waldo Avenue and a Dorianshaped pinata.

The statue communicates one idea to the student body: the legend and life’s work of Dorian Persaud is sure to live on for years to come.

PEOPLE OF MANHATTAN

The Raccoon “I’ve really appreciated the way people have accepted me in coming to pursue my degree in quantitative mechanics. My only problem was definitely dealing with Residence Life, as they didn’t want to give me a dorm room when I would have been a pretty decent roommate with all the mice. But I’ve grown accustomed to the archways, as I get to run into my favorite Jaspers and surprise them! It seems like the girls really like me, as they always squeal with excitement when I pop out of my dark corner in the De La Salle archway. One day, I heard a group of friends talking about me, wondering if they would run into me so I scurried right into their view! They stopped in their tracks and made room for me by moving over to the far side of the stairs! I just love how nice the people are here.”

Interview conducted by raccoon expert and translator, Gil Faizon.

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March 28, 2017

Sloth Influx Inspires New Account MC_Sloths Slow Lee Editor

Manhattan College students have always had a secret love for the squirrels who also reside on campus. Upon returning from spring break students took notice of a batch of new creatures who are giving get squirrels a run for their money. Sloths have taken the campus by storm.

Public Safety was the first to notice the sudden influx of sloths. “The sloths appeared to take advantage of the fact that students were not on campus, and used this time to populate the area,” said the Director of Public Safety Juan Cerezo.

Since the first sightings Public Safety has gone out of their way to make sure the sloths aren’t bothering the MC community. As the sloth population grew rapidly, Public Safety started to take concern.

The sloths have been weighing down tree branches, hanging from the cross on top of Smith Chapel, and slowly sneaking into the Miguel Hall offices through the windows. It was then that Public Safety started to take precautions.

All students must now carry shoots, fruits, and baggies of insects to feed the friendly guests. These sloth snack bags will be provided in Locke’s Loft by each exit. Students have also been advised to keep the sloths out of their rooms as they are outdoor creatures and not pets.

Though it appears that the students around campus have developed a fondness for the creatures.

“I have already named a couple of sloths,” said senior Mason Hamilton.

Sloth collars have included the names such as Phillip, Wyland, Jasper, and Flora. The act of naming and putting a collar on the sloths has become punishable and require

THE BOOK NOOK

Sloths takeover MC Campus. MC_Sloths/Courtesy the student who was caught to pay a fine under Public Safety.

“I nearly screamed when I saw my first sloth, I just couldn’t contain myself,” said sophomore Ethel Birkenstein. Birkenstein considers herself a sloth enthusiast and is known around campus for spearheading the Save the Sloths club.

Save the Sloths has led a fundraisers in the past to aid the breeding of the rare two toed sloth. The club had also advocated that the sloth should become the Manhattan College mascot. At first to the MC

community this seemed like a long shot, but with the sudden sloth infestation their dreams may come true.

Many students have joined the Save the Sloths club since the infestation. The animal has gained popularity and now many students are creating petitions to push for the sloth mascot. The club is currently waiting to hear back from the college.

“I really think we can do it, Jasper the Sloth would be a very cute and family friendly mascot,” said Birkenstein, “and if this passes, no one can yell ‘What’s a Jas-

per?’ at us during basketball games.”

The sloths have become a national phenomenon, and the campus has become a tourist attraction. Many of those who come to New York City to see the sights have made their way uptown to see the famous sloth littered college. Admissions is expecting the recent circumstances to increase the amount of applicants for the upcoming fall and spring semester.

Sloth sighting have been recorded and posted on the popular Instagram account MC_Sloths.

Noah Webster puts out new page turner

Richard “Dick” Tionary Assistant Editor

Even the best of authors can occasionally be at a loss for words. That problem never occurs with the greatest book ever written: Webster’s Dictionary.

In fact, this book has every word, so it’s impossible to lose any of them. Unless of course, you don’t know the alphabet or you can’t spell. Or, for instance, “tiger” decides to actually run away from its proper place and burrow itself among a new section: the “F” words. They’re the real troublemakers.

The dictionary also has its own website! That’s when you know that your book has really made it: when there’s an online component for people too lazy to read the book to begin with.

Webster’s Dictionary Online actually cites the word “quadrangle” as one of the bottom 40 percent of words in terms of popularity and usage. But that’s okay, because the Quadrangle itself is in the bottom 40 percent of student publications actually read by students on this campus (*glares at mc_squirrels*).

The dictionary’s plot will keep you in suspense, guessing every next move.

What comes after Lasallian? Is it lateral?

Last? Forget the Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and Agatha Christie; Noah Webster will keep you guessing.

This storied book was composed in 1828, when it was finals week for Noah Webster. Rather than studying for his impending Introduction to Engineering final, Webster instead ultimately elected to begin writing down every English word that ever existed. Now that’s procrastination at its finest, folks!

Every year, the dictionary publicizes the word of the year. The three most recent winners were, in order: “surreal”, “-ism” and “culture”. This provides a stark contrast from the 2011 word of the year, which was actually a phrase: Fair Trade Chocolate.

The dictionary was there for me at some of the most trying times of my life. I recall nights before a paper was due, sobbing and wallowing in my own despair, wishing that I had started earlier. No tissue can ever reach the absorbency of the pages of the dictionary, and it provided a shoulder for me to cry on, as well as the correct spelling of every English word in existence.

My repeated interactions with the dictionary have led me to become truly addicted to its power. It has, if you will, adDICTIONARY prowess, and transformed me into a maniac.

Webster’s Dictionary, by Noah Webster

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Movies on the Quad to Return with “La La Land” Oscar Snub Editor

Movies on the Quad will make its spring return next week with the Oscarwinning musical film “La La Land.”

“We selected ‘La La Land’ just because it’s fun and light, and a great movie all around,” Student Engagement director, John Bennett, said.

“La La Land” was nominated for 14 awards at the Academy Awards in February, winning six. The film, a romantic jazz musical, stars Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone.

“My boyfriend and I are really big fans of ‘La La Land,’ so I like literally can’t wait any longer for Movies on the Quad

because of how amazing it’s going to be,” junior Quimberly Quardashian said.

“La La Land” was selected by the student government social life committee.

The committee made the announcement on Twitter last night.

“The process was done in secret,” said vice president for social life Allison Ready. “I wasn’t told by John Bennett until the last minute.”

“We’re very excited about ‘La La Land,’ it’s a great film and it should be a good time,” student body President Dorian G. Persaud said. “I’m a big fan of jazz, so I’m really looking forward to it.”

The committee also considered such films as “Arrival,” “Fences,” “Hell or High Water,” “Hidden Figures,” “Lion,” “Manchester by the Sea,” and “Moonlight”.

Quimberly Quardashian and Quanye East celebrate on the Quad.

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FINDING HORAN How One Freshman Transformed His Dorm Into the Dentist Office From Finding Nemo on a College Budget and You Can Too! P. Sherman Editor

Long gone are the days of hanging up posters, Christmas lights, and fat heads of figures like Steve Masiello. Now comes the era of extreme dorm decor. Decor that includes dentist chairs, seagulls and 10-gallon fish tanks. Disney lovers-- you won’t want to miss this!

All the way from down under, freshman Stin Gray has taken extreme dorm decor to the next level and brought the popular dentist scene from Finding Nemo to his dorm room. Gray, who often watches HGTV over spring break, decided that this time he needed a change. So instead of watching shows like Flip or Flop and Love It or List It, he decided to watch movies, and he began with an age-old classic: Finding Nemo.

While most people simply watch the Disney movie in all its glory, Gray grew inspired towards the end of the movie during the dentist scene. He says, “One of those cartoon light bulbs just lit up over my head as I was watching [the dentist scene] ... I just couldn’t imagine the next semester of my life without a ‘dentist scene from Finding Nemo theme’ in my room.”

Thus, Gray immediately began searching Amazon.com for a 10-gallon tank and was surprised to find, as the Quadrangle was surprised to learn, that there were more than a few available, all in good quality and all for a mere five dollars.

“I thought what a steal, I can only imagine that Petco down by the Rite Aid sells this for $50 or more,” said Gray.

In addition to finding the 10-gallon tank

A Finding Nemo themed dorm room for less than $30. Dory Corp./Courtesy for five dollars, Gray also managed to find a dentist chair for 10 dollars on the popular phone app, Letgo. Along with being a great centerpiece, the chair also serves as Gray’s swivel chair, where he swivels mostly when he is bored.

After crossing the main items to complete the dentist office look off his list, Gray focused on the inside of the 10-gallon tank which still needed fish and a volcano to initiate the fish as they were placed in the tank. This led him to research multiple fish sellers, some of which were just too

fishy, pun intended, for his standards. Gray eventually bought from Fish Are Friends Not Food Co., as they had every fish he wanted, even a clownfish, all for just under 10 bucks.

As for the seagulls that sit on Gray’s windowsill, he admits that he brought those from Australia. However, he rejected to provide information on how he did it.

When asked how achievable the “dentist scene from Finding Nemo” look is Gray said, “It’s definitely very achievable on a college budget and I encourage people

to stop by Horan to check it out if they’re interested!” As a student who is passionate about interior design, Gray is feeling positive about the future of dorm room decor in relation to Finding Nemo.

In total, the whole look, minus the seagulls, is achievable for 25 dollars. So kiss the back of the door basketball net goodbye and welcome a new era of extreme decorating, Finding Nemo edition.

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“La La Land” CancelledIt’s “Moonlight” Phil M. Buff Staff Writer

After a bizarre and traumatic twist, Movies on the Quad will open next week with “Moonlight,” the 2016 film which took home the top prize at the 89th Academy Awards. Until just a few short hours ago, Student Engagement was gearing up to open Movies on the Quad with a different film, “La La Land.”

The stunning change followed a series of communication breakdowns from the office of student engagement all the way down to student government.

“I don’t know what happened – these envelopes – they all look the same,” student engagement director John Bennett said. “We’re very sorry for the mistake, and we hope that everyone enjoys the movie.”

The outcry from students was loud, and on campus tension is palpable.

“My girlfriend and I are really big fans of ‘La La Land,’ and we like literally couldn’t wait any longer for Movies on the Quad because of how amazing it was going to be,” junior Quanye East said.

“Now that it’s ‘Moonlight,’ I don’t know if I’ll even go.”

Movies on the Quad will start on Friday.

Quimberly Quardashian and Quanye East after hearing of La La Land’s cancellation.

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Springfest Updates: Mystery Gang to Open For Springfest Ruff Woof Staff Writer

After the most recent announcement of this year’s Springfest artist, Manhattan College students are interested in what Student Engagement has in store for the day’s festivities. It’s been one week since the exciting news and we are slowly learning more details leading up to Apr. 22.

Student Engagement recently tweeted out, “Ruh roh, Shaggy! We’re welcoming the rest of the Mystery Gang as the Springfest opening act!”

It was only a matter of time that we had the Mystery Van rolling up on the MC campus. Fred, Velma, Daphne and that silly talking dog Scooby Doo will entertain the student body before Shaggy. The reaction of students are mixed.

“I mean, it makes sense,” said junior mechanical engineering major, Scrappy Doo. “Still don’t understand why it wasn’t Akon. He wasn’t a choice but he was a choice in my heart,” said sophomore communications major, Bradley Stuart.

The gang surprisingly also has a Grammy award for best comedy album. No kidding, right? Who would’ve guessed.

“I’m not saying they were a packaged deal, but like Shaggy and the rest of the Mystery Gang are synonymous with one another. However, they do share a manager so we had a very obvious decision to make I guess,” said director of Student Engagement, John Bennett.

It’s not often that Springfest artists have opening acts, so this concert will be a different format than usual. Students are encouraged to start lining up earlier than in past years for Draddy gymnasium.

The only problem is, Draddy has been haunted in these past few weeks! It’s a good thing the Mystery Gang is coming because we need not only their entertainment expertise, but also their crime-solving mastery as well. In fact, they’ll be coming an entire month early to investigate. The Quadrangle

The gang will open before Shaggy for SpringFest. Mystery Machine/Courtesy got an exclusive look into their mystery solving job.

The Mystery Gang arrived to MC, sans Shaggy (much to the dismay of Scooby Doo). The lights are off in Draddy, not because of the ghost but because Physical Plant forgot to pay the electricity bill.

As the gang starts looking around, the basketball hoops start moving on their own, along with the scoreboard flashing random numbers. Velma yells her classic “jinkies!” as a message flashes on the board.

“Get out! Go away, forever!” flashes on the scoreboard.

Fred begins to talking to Daphne about the peculiar scene here. Draddy had reports of haunting ghosts that caused anxiety with the Public Safety office, to the extent of a possible Springfest cancellation if it continues.

“It’s interesting that although the lights are off, the hoops are still able to move and the scoreboard seems to work perfectly fine. Who would have access to

these controls?” asks Fred.

Scooby Doo starts sniffing the floor, leading to a storage closet used during the basketball games. Daphne jiggles the door handle and it opens to a hooded figure inside controlling the scoreboard. She grabs off his hood and the gang gasps.

“Why, it’s none other than Coach Masiello!” said Daphne. Masiello hisses at the gang, grabs his two MAAC trophies and scurries away.

The gang doesn’t want to call the case closed however, because suddenly the song “Closer” by The Chainsmokers begins to play at an alarming volume. Scooby cowers behind Velma, who feeds him a Scooby snack and pats him on his head to call him down.

Fred, the apparent brains of the operation, huddles up with Daphne and Velma to set up a trap for the ghost playing the Billboard Top 100 hit over the speakers. They build a contraption using the baseball netting and track hurdles.

After several hours of waiting around to catch the ghost, the trap is set off! But,

Scooby Doo is the one who triggers it. As the gang tends to the troublesome dog, another figure goes off running down the track towards the exit. As Scooby gets freed from the trap, he runs after the figure and tackles him to the ground.

“John Bennett?!” exclaims the Mystery Gang. Bennett attempts to throw Scooby off of him as he rubs the dust off of his classy business suit.

“All the students have been subtweeting me ever since we announced Shaggy was coming to perform and I know they wanted The Chainsmokers. Well if they’re not happy with what we’ve got, then I’ll make sure Draddy is shut down so then we have no concert at all!” explained Bennett.

The gang watches as Public Safety officers drag Bennett back to his office.

“I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!” yelled Bennett as he leaves Draddy. Another case solved for the Mystery Gang.

Springfest is Apr. 22.

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Masiello Takes Oath Cyrus “Cy” Lentz Assistant Editor

Early last week, the head coach of the Men’s Basketball Team, Steve Masiello, announced that he would be taking an oath of silence.

The announcement came after a season where Masiello’s mouth got him into a great deal of trouble. At the end of January, Masiello’s post game comments about the “fraudulent generation” went viral, and put Masiello under the microscope of scrutiny in the public eye. “… … … … … … … … …,” said Masiello, very solemnly following his announcement.

Known as one of the more animated coaches in the MAAC, the announcement of his silence struck many by surprise. Former and current players as well as coaches were eager to weigh in on the fiery coach’s decision to zip ‘em up for good.

“I’ve never known Mas to be the kind of guy who silences himself,” said former player Konovan Dates, “But I’ll tell you man it would have saved my ears a whole of grief If I was still there.”

While Masiello is known for his intimidating prowess and assertive remarks, especially towards his players, it didn’t come as a surprise to everyone that he decided to silence himself for the rest of eternity.

Former Jasper Trevor Glassman saw the handwriting on the wall before he decided to transfer to The University of Missouri.

“You thought what Mas said on the

podium was bad? You should have seen what he used to say to me when I would ask for minutes,” said Glassman.

Other coaches in the conference also felt the need to weigh in on the decision.

At one point during the middle of the year, Masiello remarked that only he and the head coach of Iona College, Tim Cluess, had the “blueprint” to win the MAAC. With Masiello now embracing his silence, coaches who felt insulted about his statement have had the opportunity to speak out.

“I think he has those shirts fitted a little too tight,” said Jimmy Patsos, head coach at Siena College (who participated in the MAAC Tournament championship game), “he might be losing blood to his head.”

Around campus, Masiello’s decision has attracted mixed reactions. Some of the students are happy, some are disappointed, and some are just confused to how the program will operate with a coach who refuses to speak.

“I think Masiello is like, a cool guy, but this whole voice thing, I don’t get it,” said junior Gom Tiannini, “How is he supposed to coach to team, if he can’t talk?”

So from now on, expect a more spiritual environment in Draddy Gym come game night. Masiello will maintain his silence, through the good, bad or indifferent of the team; and the team will learn to grow from their experiences.

Role model? Maybe, but what Steve Masiello is doing is sure to make things a lot quieter in the Bronx.

Men B-Ball Go Pro

P.R. O’Fessional Editor

Manhattan College’s head basketball coach, Steve Masiello, announced last Friday that his team will be joining The National Basketball Association, otherwise known as the NBA, for the 2017-2018 season.

After winning the 2017 MAAC Men’s Basketball Tournament, the director of the NBA confronted Masiello about his dedicated team.

“If there’s a will, there is most certainly a way for the Jasper men’s team.

They are always willing to put up a fight and they never take no for an answer. They are something special.” said NBA Director Shaq O’Neal.

Manhattan’s coach has decided to allow all of his men the chance to play pro.

The team will go by the name of “The Donnell Ducks,” after the college’s president, Brennan O’Donnel.

Although the colleges colors are green and white, the team plans to wear orange and pink jerseys, after the coach’s favorite colors.

With this recent turn of events, the entire basketball team is planning to drop out of the college and dedicated their lives on basketball.

“This was my first year playing basketball at a college level.” said freshman Joe Schmo, “My parents are upset that I’ll have to drop out of school so soon, but I know my dad is looking forward to all of the free apparel and other things that I will be receiv-

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ing.”

With the team needing full and uninterrupted access to Draddy Gymnasium for over 14 hours a day to practice, the president of the college is turning Draddy Gymnasium into a fifth residence hall, strictly for the pro basketball players.

“It’s not fair to them if they have to walk from their room to Draddy everyday.

The boys worked hard to deserve this.” the president said.

By July of 2017, a housing quarters will be built on top of Draddy strictly for the basketball team. This will be fully equip with 40 feet ceilings so everyone can stand up straight, no doors so the boys don’t have to worry about bending over to open a door, and beds almost 30 feet long so after a long day of practice, relaxing is possible. The showers and bathtubs will also be 20 feet tall, with toilets high enough so the boys don’t have to worry about breaking a hip when they sit down to do a number two.

Our 45th President of the United States, Donald Trump, sent a letter to the school informing Coach Masiello that he will be sending him his golden toilet seat as a token of his appreciation, seeing how far the men’s team has gone. Masiello plans to put the toilet seat in his new bedroom in Draddy Gymnasium.

“This team has come a long way. My good friend Steve deserves this more than I do.” Trump said.

Rather then find an entirely new basketball team, Manhattan College plans to add football as its next best Division I sport.

For many, this change is exactly what they have been waiting for their entire life. Jaspers– next stop, NBA.

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The Manhattan College memes that make you laugh and cry at the same time.

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NFL Hall of Famer Hired: Sandcastle Spearheading Manhattan College Football Team

Leon Sandcastle retires from NFL to seek new opporunities at Manhattan College. NFL/Courtesy

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Touch Down Sport Guy Manhattan College made history this week as the athletic department announced the revival of the school’s football team.

The announcement was celebrated by the student body thoroughly, but what was even more well-received was the revelation of the head coach. The college hired NFL Hall of Famer Leon Sandcastle to spearhead the new team.

Sandcastle was the former first overall pick for the Kansas City Chiefs in the 2013 NFL Draft. He made an immediate impact at the cornerback position for the Chiefs as they had a 2-14 record in 2012 without him and a 11-5 record in 2013 with him.

The Primetime University graduate was traded each of his next three seasons to the New England Patriots, Denver Broncos, and back to the Patriots, respectively. Incidentally all three of those teams won the Super Bowl in those years. Sandcastle did not beat around the bush when asked why.

“I wasn’t a Super Bowl Champion because of those teams,” said Sandcastle.

“Those teams were Super Bowl Champions because of me.”

Sandcastle announced his retirement this year due to boredom with the NFL. It’s not too surprising how he became bored with the league. He was a four-time Pro Bowler, AP Defensive Player of the Year, and AP Most Valuable Player of the Year.

He was also named as a First Team All-Pro in all four years of his career. Therefore he wanted to try something more challenging.

“So I heard about this school in Riverdale that they call Manhattan College,” said Sandcastle. “I heard they didn’t have a football team and that’s when I found a task that I felt was more challenging. I figured I would coach the team and make it the most competitive college football team out there.”

Manhattan College had a football team from 1924 to 1942. During that time the team went 194-198-22. However, Manhattan College football was suspended after the 1942 season as the United States was fighting in World War II at the time. After the war was over, the school did not revive the program. A club football team was later established in 1965, but it only lasted until 1987.

A state-of-the-art stadium will be built in Van Cortlandt Park just for the new

football team. While the team currently doesn’t have a stadium, that hasn’t stopped the interest of recruits.

Sandcastle is attracting some of the nation’s best players both in high school and college. Some of these players are related to current and former NFL stars. Relatives of Chris Hanburger, D’Brickashaw Ferguson, Barkevious Mingo, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, Captain Munnerlyn, Pork Chop Womack, and John Christian Ka’iminoea uloameka’ikeokekumupa’a Fairbairn will all be on Manhattan’s team next year.

Admiral Munnerlyn (nephew of Captain Munnerlyn) has turned down offers from many schools to play for Manhattan College.

“I got offers from Florida State, Auburn, Notre Dame, and Alabama,” said Munnerlyn. “However, I wanted to come to Riverdale and play for Coach Sandcastle so I accepted Manhattan College’s offer.”

Like his uncle, Munnerlyn also plays cornerback. He was highly praised by scouts as he had eight passes defended and 12 interceptions in 10 games during his senior year at Random Lake High School in Random Lake, Wisconsin.

Bob Johnson (cousin of John Christian Ka’iminoeauloameka’ikeokekumupa’a

Fairbairn) will be transferring from Mizzou to Manhattan after two year with the Tigers.

“My decision wasn’t based on the play of the my team,” said Johnson. “But rather my love for New York and the respect I have for Coach Sandcastle.”

Johnson isn’t a kicker like his cousin, but rather a long snapper. Scouts consider him the best in the country and a future NFL Hall of Fame long snapper.

Sandcastle plainly stated what his goals were for the team in the next few years.

“In year one we will go undefeated,” said Sandcastle. “In year two we will join the Big Ten Conference, in year three we will beat Alabama in the National Championship Game. Get ready college football world, Manhattan College is coming for you.”

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THE RACE IS ON Bishop, Nilaj Jump into Race for Student Body President

LisaMarie Nilaj

Micaela Bishop

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THE CAMPUS THAT NEVER SLEEPS Jack Melanson & Stephen Zubrycky Editor & Editor in Chief

The student government campaign began Friday, with two major parties entering the race for seven spots on the executive committee and six seats in the assembly.

The two parties, Jasper Pack and The Campus That Never Sleeps, are led by presidential candidates Micaela Bishop and LisaMarie Nilaj, respectively. Bishop is running with Phillip Mourikes as her executive vice president, while Nilaj has selected Alexander Constantine.

The two parties discussed their goals for the upcoming year if they are elected.

“Student Government is only in place to be the liaison for students, and to hear from the students is the most important thing,” said Bishop. “One of my goals for Student Government next year, if I were to be elected president, would be making sure that we hear back from as much of the student body as possible, including club leaders, residents, and commuters.”

On the other hand, Nilaj from The Campus That Never Sleeps, has a different priority.

“My goal is just to use the management, social, communication, leadership skills that I’ve attained to just, my initiative is just to improve the student issues or the

complaints that we may have,” Nilaj said.

Nilaj has previously served as School of Engineering Vice President, while Bishop is currently the Vice President for Commuter Affairs.

As the candidate atop The Campus that Never Sleeps, Nilaj is prioritizing information technology as an issue.

“The computers on campus, for whatever the case may be, seem to have slowed over time, instead of improving, they’ve gotten slower,” Nilaj said. “Many of them aren’t even connecting to a printing source at all.”

The Jasper Pack and Bishop however remain focused on the communication from student to elected official.

“The Jasper Pack is really willing and wants to work with the student body in order to figure out what kind of initiatives we want to take forward,” said Bishop.

Bishop also emphasizes Jasper pride and inclusion as an important part of her teams campaign.

“Our platform really focuses on school spirit. There are many ways to promote school spirit which include athletics, student life, residents and including commuters on campus,” said Bishop. “All of these

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things will increase school spirit, and with school spirit comes Lasallian values and Jasper pride.”

Nilaj is also stressing the importance of increasing the space available to students in O’Malley Library and in Kelly Commons. The Campus That Never Sleeps is prescribing layout changes to the library and to Kelly to increase the amount of space available to students for group work and studying.

“There’s students that are just walking around looking for a place to sit, particularly during midterms and finals week,” Nilaj said about space in the library. “The first floor subfloor is beautiful and we don’t really use it at all. It’s just kind of empty space.”

Bishop’s final thought was on continuing the connection between student government and Public Safety to ensure the safety of students.

“We’ve made a lot of progress with Public Safety this year and I want to make sure that this moves forward,” said Bishop. “This is campus and community-wide work that students really care about.”

Outgoing President Dorian Persaud is confident that student government will be left in good hands next year when he leaves the position.

“Micaela’s with me on my executive board and LisaMarie is one of my assembly member, she’s also the School of Engi-

neering representative. I’ve seen great work on both of their behalves,” Persaud said. “I was very happy to take part in paving the way for the next executive board.”

Former Manhattan College Student Body President and graduating senior, Nicholas Weyland offered advice to the candidates during the campaign process.

“Congrats to the people who are running. The decision to run is huge, you’re putting your opinions and views out there, that’s never easy and congrats to what they’re doing,” said Weyland. “The biggest piece of advice that I have is to stay true to yourself, no matter what. [They] both have done wonderful things, so stay passionate about your platform and make sure to continue that vision because thats why you got elected.”

Weyland, grateful for his stint as the student body president from 2015 to 2016, also discussed the honor of the position.

“Campaigning is tough, you’re battling against something else, but it’s an honor to even run,” said Weyland. “Being president is an honor, but the honor comes with a lot of responsibility. It is a great responsibility to have, but there are decisions and things that you must do. At the end of the day just know that we’re all in this together, we are all one community.”

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Short Stop’s Closure and the Romance of Small Business

Stephen Zubrycky Editor-in-Chief Jack Melanson News Editor Haley Burnside Joseph Liggio Asst. News Editors Ally Hutzler Features Editor Managing Editor Megan Dreher Asst. Features Editor Taylor Brethauer Arts & Entertainment Editor Managing Editor Rose Brennan Asst. Arts & Entertainment Editor

Short Stop Diner, moments after staff closed its doors for the final time . Taylor Brethauer/The Quadrangle

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When was the last time you did something truly special? Made a memory that will stick with you for a lifetime? Created an impact on someone’s life for just a moment? Albeit small, I was able to do that this past week after being the last customer in the Short Stop Diner on Broadway.

I wouldn’t consider myself a foodie or even a critic of any kind. Rather, I was just hungry for a burger after a long drive back to campus after spring break. On my way home for break, I noticed the announcement of Short Stop’s closure pop up on my Facebook as I was scrolling down on my news feed. It was shocking to say the least, as Short Stop had become a favorite eatery of mine.

Short Stop was something I walked past on my way to and from Leo for class.

When my family came to visit and wanted a quaint sit-down meal before heading into the city, I offered Short Stop as I hadn’t tried it before but it looked like it fit.

My family immediately fell in love with it. We ordered an arrangement of breakfast foods, burgers and milkshakes. My large

entourage, split between two booths at the front of the restaurant, chatted back and forth. The two youngest, my twin cousins, blew their crumpled straw wrappers over the backs of their seats to try and hit our grandfather in the head. Laughs were had, we were able to catch up since I had last seen them and great diner-typical food was eaten.

After my meal with my family, I returned a few more times. On the morning of my 20th birthday, I was craving chocolate chip pancakes. Short Stop was my choice and it didn’t disappoint.

Now not even a year later, the restaurant announced its closure on Facebook, after 20-plus years of business. It was shocking, but I made a note of the closing date being Mar. 19 and told my boyfriend we had to enjoy their food one last time.

Maybe the reason I felt such a connection to Short Stop was its relation to the small-town diners and cafés back home.

Living in suburbia, there is a good mixture of corporations and small businesses. The cafés on Main Street were the places I frequented throughout high school. One of my high school classmates opened up her own small business but due to the economic climate we’re in, she had to close it down.

Perhaps this relation to the business back home was what moved me into going to Short Stop on their last day before closing their doors forever. My boyfriend and I arrived around a half-hour before closing

and got our usual burger, fries and chocolate milkshake.

As we chatted about our upcoming weeks, I noticed that the chef was taking out the bulky garbage bags from behind the counter and our waitress was collecting the near-empty salt and pepper shakers. The woman chatting loudly on her phone, eating at the counter, left and we were the only persons still in the establishment. The chef looked around at the empty restaurant and went out into the cold night to start pulling the metal grates over the front windows.

We paid for our meal and our waitress had a tear in her eye. She handed me the receipt, the last one that would ever be printed in Short Stop. Then, she came around from behind the counter and gave my boyfriend and me a hug. She told us we hadn’t seen the last of Short Stop and thanked us for the business and encouraged us to grab a drink from their fridge.

I sipped the Kiwi Strawberry Snapple on my walk to class the next day, thinking about that small moment I will keep in my mind. Small businesses are an important part of our daily lives. We shop at corporations daily, but there’s a clear reason we have Small Business Saturdays.

When we shop at tiny restaurants, we’re supporting families and their lives. Short Stop was one of those businesses that I’ll remember and wish I could support more, but I’m happy it’ll be something I can look back on long after I graduate.

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College Hosts Annual “Take Back the Night” Catherine Goodyear Assistant Editor

Manhattan College hosted Take Back the Night on March 21 in Smith Auditorium. The purpose of Take Back the Night is to end sexual assault and violence against women while providing education about rape culture and consent.

As stated on their Instagram page, Take Back the Night is working to create safe and respectful communities for victims of sexual violence and works to strengthen and support those victims as well.

Take Back the Night included speakers like Amber the Activist, Amber Amour, a sexual assault survivor and founder of Creating Consent Culture, who spoke about her accounts of rape and assault, healing, freedom and the importance of consent.

“It is time for a Love Revolution and it is the right thing to do as well. Feminism means a woman can do whatever she wants and should be free to do whatever she wants without judgement and it definitely includes transwomen and all people of color and is intersectional. Feminism is about a lot of things but it is really just about freedom and intersectionality,” said Amour.

Students participated in activities including “I Need Feminism Because” and a consent pledge. Flyers outlining consent were created by sophomore Eva Pugliese and given out at the event.

“Consent: all people in a sexual encounter agree to sexual activity,” was one of the main statements on the flyer. In other words, sexual consent must be verbal and it must be absolutely unambiguous during each sexual activity at each particular occasion.

David Caiafa, a sophomore, helped run the I need feminism activity.

“Feminism is important to me because personally I wasn’t always as opened to it as I am now and I came to a realization that I have a lot of things whether or not it is an anger or disillusionment and I have pushed a lot of truths away from myself to hold up my own self-image,” Caiafa said. “Learning and understanding about feminism has allowed me to go into myself and understand this sense of self and my masculine identity.

It allowed me to go in and ask the questions so I can dismantle how I structure myself.”

The event also outlined the legal framework of domestic violence and provided detailed information on where and how to get help if you or friend becomes victim to

sexual assault.

Jennifer Neal Clark, an adjunct professor of Family Law and Law in society in the sociology department, gave a discussion on a survivor’s legal rights.

“I think Take Back the Night is not only needed at Manhattan College but on every campus to promote awareness and highlight that there are instance of sexual assault and provide an awareness of what our rights are and what our responsibilities are and where our resources are and for us to see each other and stand in solidarity that this is a prevalent issue and one that’s important,” Clark said.

The event was well attended with both male and female students who were passionate about ending rape culture, something so prevalent today.

Student’s expressed their thoughts on the definition of feminism and how we can achieve equality.

“Feminism is equality, women shouldn’t be treated any less than men are and they shouldn’t be viewed as weaker or lower individuals, and I feel like we need it because men always have a feeling that they have power and authority over them when they really don’t,” said Michael Hackett, sophomore psychology and sociology major with a minor in crime law and social justice.

“I want to see more equality for men and women and we shouldn’t have this patriarchy in our society and men shouldn’t be able to decide how a woman can dress or present herself and they should be able to present themselves in any way they want to,” Hackett said.

The event ended with a candlelight vigil and a moment of silence for all people affected by sexual assault and domestic violence. Students remained behind in smith and were provided information and other ways to protect themselves while discussing empowerment among themselves.

“I think every single person on this Earth should have equal opportunities all around I don’t think it should be a gender issue, and it just doesn’t make sense that women are treated less just because they have different physical parts. I think feminism needs to be intersectional, I don’t understand white feminism, if you are going to be a feminist you need to be out there providing support and being an ally to every single person of every single race,” said Marykate Huwer, senior education major.

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Throughout the event, students were given the opportunity to explain why they need feminism. Aaron Mayorga/The Quadrangle

Sociology Department Chairperson Roksana Badruddoja, a critical race and gender theorist, was the driving force behind the inaugural Take Back the Night event at the College which took place in 2015. Aaron Mayorga/The Quadrangle

On Tuesday evening, the third-annual ‘Take Back the Night’ took place in Smith Auditorium. The purpose of the event is to bring an end to ending sexual and domestic violence. Aaron Mayorga/The Quadrangle

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Student Government: A Year in Review & A Look at the New THIS YEAR IN STUDENT GOVERNMENT POSITION

Student Body President Executive Vice President Vice President for Social Life Vice President for Residential Affairs Vice President for Commuter Affairs Vice President for Finance Vice President for Communication Vice President for Academic Affairs Vice President for Club Administration

THIS YEAR’S ACCOMPLISHMENTS

NAME

DORIAN PERSAUD MICHAEL SZCZECH ALLISON READY OLIVIA SILLER MICAELA BISHOP MATTHEW MATTERA ALLIE YAMASHIRO NICOLE FELLA KAITLYN GREINER

-Strengthened the Commuter Meal Plan -Created a food service committee -Worked with Brian Weinstein to bring Red Mango to Cafe 1853 -Brought Printers to Kelly Commons -Brought Microwaves to the commons for commuters -Made the club approval process twice an academic year as opposed to once -Worked alongside the SAAC to help athletes with their needs -Celebrated the five year anniversary of fair trade -Held second annual community luncheon -Strengthened commuter breakfast on campus -Established two midnight breakfasts for students instead of one

THE CANDIDATES FOR NEXT YEAR As the current board has worked hard to enhance the Manhattan College experience, they look forward to seeing the work that the next office can do.

The two parties running for office are the Jasper Pack and The Campus That Never Sleeps, led by Micaela Bishop and LisaMarie Nilaj.

Persaud discussed both candidates last week.

“Both presidential candidates are currently members of the student government and are both extremely capable to the job,” said Persaud. “I have complete faith that whoever ends up in office will do a phenomenal job at being the face of Manhattan College.”

POSITION

Student Body President Executive Vice President Vice President for Social Life Vice President for Residential Affairs Vice President for Commuter Affairs* Vice President for Finance Vice President for Communication Vice President for Academic Affairs

THE CAMPUS THAT NEVER SLEEPS

THE JASPER PACK

LISAMARIE NILAJ MICAELA BISHOP ALEXANDER CONSTANTINE PHILIP MOURIKES RIMA REDA ADAM GENNERS [NO CANDIDATE] PATRICK ESTANBOULI MARLENE PICHARDO MARGARET FLORES THOMAS DiGIGLIO GREGORY GORMAN MORGAN GRAZIANO TARA MARIN SAMANTHA COGGINS KAITLYN von RUNNEN

* Independent Candidates Christopher Santiago and Stephen Serulle are also running for this position.

by Jack Melanson

March 28, 2017

Terror in London; Ryan and Trump Pull Health Bill WORLD WEEKLY Daniel Molina Editor

Terror Attack in London Four people were killed and 50 were injured in a major attack over the Westminster Bridge and just yards away from the United Kingdom’s House of Parliament in London last Wednesday. The act, immediately classified as terrorism by the Metropolitan Police, was perpetrated solely by Khalid Masood, a 52-year-old with previous criminal convictions. Masood drove his car into people before stabbing a police officer and, moments later, being shot dead. ISIS claimed responsibility for the event that lasted exactly 82 seconds, detectives confirmed.

Source: The Guardian, BBC Republicans Pull Health Bill The American Health Care Act, Paul Ryan’s Affordable Care Act repeal bill, seems to be in delicate conditions after Mr. Ryan pulled it from a House floor vote on Friday for lack of votes. The bill had a controversial landing, when groups representing hospitals, doctors, nurses, nursing homes and the elderly announced their opposition. Moderate Republican senators called for changes to soften the likely coverage losses, particularly those caused by rollback of the Medicaid expansion.

Source: The New York Times Trump Issues Permits to Start Building the Keystone Pipeline The Trump administration has issued a presidential permit to pipeline builder TransCanada to build the Keystone XL pipeline. Keystone will carry oil from Canada to refineries on the Texas Gulf Coast.

Source: Fox News Manafort to Testify as Part of Electoral Investigation The Republican chairman of the House Intelligence Committee says former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort has volunteered to speak with the panel as part of its ongoing investigation into Russia’s alleged interference in the 2016 election.

Manafort, before signing up with the Trump campaign, secretly worked for a Russian billionaire and wrote a proposal aimed at benefiting the government in Moscow.

Source: TIME China Smog Crisis Attributed to Climate Change Chinese leaders have long assumed the answer to their woes was gradually reducing the level of smog-forming chemicals emitted from power plants, steel factories and cars. But new research suggests another factor may be hindering China’s efforts to take control of its smog crisis: climate change. Changing weather patterns have reduced wind, which helps blow away the smog in several of the country’s most populous cities. The findings could pressure China’s leaders not just to curb its own pollution, but also to take a more forceful role in international climate change efforts.

Source: The New York Times

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Education Majors Balance Being Both Students and Teachers Ally Hutzler Editor

For junior Shane Riordan, walking into his sixth grade science classroom at In-Tech Academy in the Bronx means balancing a tightrope between being a normal college student and an educator.

As an education major, Riordan is just one of many Manhattan College students who has gained first-hand experience by observing classrooms and student teaching at neighboring schools in the community.

“At first, I was skeptical about working with sixth graders,” Riordan said. Over the past three years he has worked with many different grades and age levels from kindergarten through fourth grade but middle school was new terrain.

“It was intimidating the first couple of days because they are much older than what I was used to,” Riordan said. “After a few weeks of working with them, i softened up to the sixth grade and was enjoying having the opportunity to broaden my teaching experience as well as learning about these student as well as myself.”

His freshman year, Riordan majored in kinesiology but quickly switched to elementary special education because of highly influential and personal experiences he had with teachers throughout his life.

“I grew up going through school having dyslexia and still to this day. School was always hard for me and after realizing how some of my teachers made a difference in my life I knew that I wanted to do the same for those who are going through what I have,” Riordan said.

One of the things that makes student teaching and observing so interesting is the idea that someone is juggling being both a learner and an educator at the same time.

For Riordan, however, the best teachers are

Junior Shane Riordan spends his days student teaching at In-Tech Academy on Tibbett Avenue in the Bronx. In-Tech Academy/Courtesy lifetime learners.

“One of the greatest things about student teaching is experiencing what you are learning in class first hand with students,” he said. “One thing that I take back to MC from student teaching is the love for teaching. It motivates me to do well.”

Sophomore Annie King knew she wanted to be a teacher when she was just eight years old, after her cousins were diagnosed with autism.

“I would always watch their struggles

and was fascinated with their therapists.

I’ve also been a counselor and a coach for young kids and I knew that I wanted to be a teacher and I wouldn’t change my decision to be an education major for anything,” King said.

On Wednesdays, King observes a second grade classroom at P.S. 86-Kingsbridge Heights School for three hours.

King said that the most gratifying part of her experience is the appreciation her kids show towards her and the other mem-

bers of the teaching staff.

“Every Wednesday, we see the students coming back from lunch and as they each file into the classroom, some of them stop and hug us and tell us how much they’ve been looking forward to seeing us on Wednesdays. It really makes us feel like part of the classroom community,” King said.

One of her favorite memories was from observing a classroom last semester at P.S. 37. While having a discussion about basketball and one of the league’s most famed players Steph Curry, one of her students shared his dreams for the future with her.

“The student told me that when he’s older he wants to be in the NBA but he also wants to be a baker ‘because you know Ms Annie, NBA games are at night so I could have a bakery in the morning and go to my games at night!’”

Like Riordan, there are certain things that King has learned through her observations that make her a more attentive, selfaware student in the classroom.

“A huge thing that I’ve learned is to respect your teachers. As I watch the students in my observation classroom, I see them look to their teacher as well as us as a role model and a huge source of inspiration for what they might want to be when they get older,” King said.

Another thing she has learned from being at P.S. 86 is the value of a good worth ethic and the ability to think big.

“One thing that the students have taught me is definitely to appreciate what I have and to work hard. A lot of the students in our classroom have parents that are illiterate or don’t speak English but the students themselves work so hard in class and are so determined to understand and master a concept because they have such high aspirations for themselves in the future,” she said.

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Jordan Bautsch “I went to London for a study abroad over winter break, and aside from taking a class, we got to see a lot of tourist attractions. I got to see the fireworks from the London Eye. I also drank Roman bath water, and it was really gross, but it was still a cool experience. Also, super weird, but I had a pigeon on my head.

I met people from Manhattan College that I probably wouldn’t have met without going on the trip. I love traveling so this was an amazing opportunity. It was actually my first time abroad in Europe. I can’t wait to travel more in the future.”

Interview conducted by Megan Dreher.

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March 28, 2017

Students React to Red Mango Opening in Cafe 1853 Taylor Brethauer Editor

If the scattered slips of paper in Locke’s Loft were any indication of something big happening, a brand new eatery on campus opened up on Mar. 20. Red Mango, the popular frozen yogurt and smoothie chain, has found its place on Manhattan College’s campus.

During spring break, Café 1853 underwent renovations to accommodate the frozen yogurt dispenser and toppings bar while the order counter has now become the location to order freshly made Red Mango smoothies. The usual premade sandwiches, salads and wraps, along with coffee are still available for purchase at the counter.

Students were treated to free yogurt when returning from spring break on Monday, Mar. 20 and multiple Jaspers were seen carrying around the Red Mango cups and spoons that day, regardless of the cold weather.

This is yet another addition to the eating choices on campus, after the arrival of “The One Sushi” under the company “Tong” in the Kelly Commons marketplace. The sushi can also be found at Yankee Stadium on the other side of the Bronx and has been a top choice for any busy student’s lunch.

The free yogurt was a great surprise to those who frequent Café 1853, such as junior Lucas DeBono, a commuter student who spends most of his time and meals in the café.

“I tried the original flavor and that’s all I’ve tried so far so I guess that’s my favorite […] to have the frozen yogurt station… it’s more than enough,” said DeBono.

There were only two choices, however—original tart frozen yogurt and a pomegranate flavor. Students hope these

Red Mango recently opened in Cafe 1853, provinding frozen yogurt for the community. Manhattan College/Courtesy will be switched every once in a while but as for right now, there are plenty of topping combinations that even the pickiest eater would enjoy. Not to mention, it’s certainly a healthy alternative.

“I think it’s good to have stuff like Red Mango on campus because it’s like ice cream but healthier,” said sophomore Alyssa Sensi on the arrival of Red Mango.

The announcement of a Red Mango appeared on the social media of Gourmet Dining and as the opening date got closer, flyers were showing up and advertisements in Locke’s Loft were everywhere. Students

wondered what the ad meant by “giveaways”, but it ended up being the free treat for their first day back to classes.

Red balloons led the way to Café 1853, where a line of eager students waited for their turn at the yogurt dispenser or stood in line at the counter for a smoothie taste test.

As Gourmet Dining continues to open up new options on campus, students are able to find something that fits their particular tastes. If a student doesn’t enjoy sushi, they are able to order a sandwich of their choice. Or if a student doesn’t want to

Players since arriving at the college in the fall, appearing in their fall production of “12 Angry Jurors” as Juror Number Eight, the breakout role in the production.

Kasper is also currently serving as the social chair of the Players’ 2016 Board.

“I really like leading things and I always seem to find myself in leadership positions,” Kasper said. “I really love this club and wanted to lead it.”

In addition to Players, Kasper takes part in various other performing arts clubs on campus such as the MC Singers and the Manhattones acapella group.

The producer’s main and most essential duty is organizing the productions staged by the club, which include two mainstage shows each year: a fall drama and a spring musical. There are also multiple secondstage, student-directed shows for which the Producer is also responsible.

“Throughout the year, the Producer is on top of making sure these productions happen. So, that’s organizing all the different aspects of the productions, from licensing to figuring out the production staff,” said Andrea Lopilato, the current Players’ pro-

ducer. “On a day to day basis, it’s keeping on top of Players and working closely with the rest of performing arts and student engagement to keep everything moving.”

Lopilato has been the producer of Players for the past two years, and it is evident that Kasper has some big shoes to fill.

“It’s a really big transition year for Players because Ange [Lopilato] has been on top of things for a while now, and she’s done an amazing job,” Kasper said. “It’s going to be a big change to lose Ange.”

In spite of the extensive duties of the producer and Kasper’s underclassman status, Lopilato remains optimistic for the future of the Players under Kasper’s leadership.

“It’s very rare that someone starts freshman year and comes in as a sophomore to this position,” Lopilato said. “She’s really stepped up, and it’s good that she really wants to do it, that’s very important for a position like this.”

The remainder of the Players’ seven-person board will be elected and announced in the weeks to come.

wait in line for a smoothie, they could easily stop by the C-Store to grab a drink on their way to class. Or specifically, the addition of Red Mango allows those looking to eat healthier an option that other college campuses don’t have.

“It can be substituted for a meal because there are different flavors and there’s stuff like probiotics in it. [They’re] not turning us into a ‘healthy campus’ but they’re giving us healthier options than Jasper Deli or some of the food in Locke’s,” said Sensi.

Players’ New Producer: Gabby Kasper

Rose Brennan Asst. Editor

In the season of their spring musical, the Manhattan College Players have another important task to address: the matter of their leadership for the upcoming year.

Standing at the helm of the Players’ Board is the role of the Producer.

This year, only one standout student submitted an intent to run for this prestigious position: freshman English major Gabby Kasper.

Kasper submitted an intent to run earlier this month, in which she stated her commitment to serving as the club’s Producer, as well as future hopes and visions for the Players’ increased growth.

Kasper wrote in her intent to run, “I consider myself to be a leader and would truly enjoy the challenge of running Players. I believe in the importance of this group and would like to take advantage of the position of Producer as a means to strengthen and expand our community.”

Kasper has been an active member of

Freshman, Gabby Kasper, is becoming the Players’ new Producer.

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Cinema’s Top Five: Action Films Justin Meinken Staff Writer

#5: Die Hard, the original trilogy Director: John McTiernan and Renny Harlin Most 1980’s action films focused on being high energy and high budgeted films to the point of becoming so over the top that they became almost comical. Die Hard and the following two sequels take a different approach by maintaining a serious tone and creating realistic situations that few action films can match. Bruce Willis stars as John McClane, a charismatic New York City police officer who always seems to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Over the course of the trilogy, John has to face everything from common thugs, to highly organized criminal mercenaries. Though the action sequences are impressive and sometimes lengthy, they never take away from the iconic characters in the series. #4: Inception Director: Christopher Nolan

Easily the most complex film on this list, Inception focuses on a man named Dominic Cobb played by Leonardo DiCaprio. Cobb is a highly skilled Extractor (people who can steal information directly from a person’s mind) and Cobb is even able to perform the near impossible task of creating Inception within his desired targets. Inception is the process of implanting a new idea in someone else’s mind and allowing that idea to grow to the point of defining that person. When these skills put Cobb’s future in jeopardy, he reassembles his team for one last job to clear his name.

However, it turns out to be the most difficult task the team has ever undertaken.

This sci-fi thriller mixes with stunning action to produce a film so rich with content that it will take multiple viewings to truly appreciate it. #3: Mad Max: Fury Road Director: George Miller George Miller returns to the Mad Max series to direct one of the greatest Hollywood sequels ever made. Set in the post-

apocalyptic wastelands of the Australian deserts, Max (played by Tom Hardy) must team up with his new found ally, Furiosa (played by Charlize Theron) as they cross the desert to free several women slaves.

Hundreds of ever-growing threats await them in the wastelands and hope becomes a bleak memory. In addition to winning six Academy Awards and receiving a Best Picture nomination, Mad Max: Fury Road boasts the best stunt work of any film to date. #2: The Terminator and Terminator 2: Judgment Day Director: James Cameron Arguably James Cameron’s best films, The Terminator and Terminator 2: Judgement Day are two of the greatest action movies of all time. Arnold Schwarzenegger plays his most infamous role as the Terminator, a robotic assassin created by the advanced defense program called Skynet.

After Skynet brings humanity to the brink of extinction, Terminators are sent back in time to destroy the human rebellion before it has a chance to begin. Though computer

animation is present in the films, the animation is only used in a few select scenes.

The majority of the scenes utilize frighteningly realistic animatronics to create two films that are breathtaking in every sense of the word. #1: The Indiana Jones Trilogy Director: Stephen King The original Indiana Jones films are not only regarded by many critiques as the greatest action films ever made, but many critiques have placed the series on their top one hundred films of all time. The series follows famous archaeologist, Indiana Jones (played by Harrison Ford) as he travels the world in pursuit of legendary artifacts like the Ark of the Covenant and the Holy Grail. Indiana Jones encounters a massive array of foes and comes face to face with the supernatural on his journey.

With the iconic score by John Williams, amazing set designs, action sequences that have to be seen to be believed, a great story and excellent characters, these form the backbone of one of the greatest film series of all time.

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March 28, 2017

On Campus Fashion Finds Lauren Schuster Staff Writer

Christopher Santiago is a commuter who lives in Yonkers and is majoring in Biology. He discussed his style with us.

The Quadrangle: How would you describe your style?

Christopher Santiago: I would say kind of classy, and urban, but with an edge.

TQ: How have you noticed your style change as you grew older?

CS: It changed a lot when I came to college. I feel like before [college], [fashion]

was about “what is everybody wearing?” instead of you really having your own style. I would be like “oh this new shoe is coming out, everybody is getting it, so let me get it,” but now I don’t really want that. I know more of what I want now.

TQ: Would you wear what you wore in high school now?

CS: No! Not at all!

TQ: What are your favorite places to shop?

CS: Zara, ASOS online, and thrift stores. They always have good finds, but I don’t discriminate. I don’t really say, “I’m not going to go shop here.” I also like H&M, their pants fit me best.

TQ: Where are the pieces in your out-

Santiago loves shopping at his favorite sotres, but loves trying new ones out as well.

Christopher Santiago/ Courtesy

fits from?

CS: For the first look, my jeans are from H&M, the shoes are Retro Air Jordan 11s, the shirt is from a thrift store, and my belt is Gucci. For the second look, my pants and shirt are from ASOS, the boots are from Urban Outfitters, and the poncho is from Zara.

For both looks I wore Ray-Ban sunglasses.

TQ: If you were given $1,000 to spend in one place where would you spend it and why?

CS: I would probably want to go to another fashion center like Paris or Milan, because I’ve never gotten to shop there, and they have different styles, so I would want to have something different in my closet. I would love to get something from Balmain

or Marc Jacobs.

TQ: How do you plan your outfits?

CS: Sometimes I’ll see a celebrity like Jaden Smith (everything he wears is so good), and I’ll be like “I want to try this style,” and then put my own twist to it, but I usually just pick my outfit in the morning depending on how I feel. I start with the basics and then add on other pieces and accessories from there.

TQ: Do you have a favorite piece of clothing?

CS: I’m really into outerwear like jackets. So, there’s this jacket that I have from Zara and it’s really classy, so I love that one.

Santiago models one of his fasionable finds. Christopher Santiago/ Courtesy

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The Quadrangle’s Guide to Shaggy SPRINGFEST

Sean Sonnemann Senior Writer

As The Quadrangle always keeps the best interests of our readers near and dear to our hearts, we have put together a primer on the musical artist known as Shaggy to ensure that all are fully prepared for his upcoming Springfest concert on Apr. 22.

First and foremost, Shaggy the pop-reggae musician should not be confused with Shaggy the lanky, green shirted, “Zoinks!” proclaiming Scooby-Doo cartoon character. However, the real-life Shaggy does have a connection with the fictional character, as his stage name was once a childhood nickname given for his equally messy mop of hair.

Real name Orville Richard Burrell, Shaggy was born in Jamaica, also the birthplace of his own reggae music style. However, Shaggy moved to New York City at age 18 and lived for a time in Flatbush, Brooklyn.

Starting his recording career in the New York City reggae scene, Shaggy had some limited local success. However, his music career had to be put on hold after he joined the Marines to have more financial stability and found himself deployed for Operation Desert Storm. Yes, those Marines. Shaggy in fact holds the top spot on the U.S. Naval Institute’s list of “10 People You Didn’t Know Were Marines.”

Once back in the states, Shaggy continued to further his music career by balancing weekend work in recording studios and nightclubs with the remainder of his military service duties.

Music became his primary focus once his early 90s dancehall cover of “Oh Carolina” gradually saw success on the charts at home in Brooklyn and eventually even more internationally. From there, Shaggy saw greater success in Europe and released his 1995 album “Boombastic” that featured the hit single of the same name and won him a Grammy for best reggae album.

With some continued moderate recording success in the late 90s, including features in several movie soundtracks, Shaggy then reached the pinnacle of his music career with the 2000 album “Hot Shot.”

A 6x Platinum selling album, it was his greatest commercial success and featured two of his biggest singles, “Angel” and “It Wasn’t Me.” Together with “Boombastic,” those three songs are easily his most recognizable and have had the most staying power.

While Shaggy saw continued success internationally in the following years, “Hot Shot” was arguably the peak of his popularity in the United States mainstream music scene.

His 2015 single, however, “I Need Your Love” peaked at 66 on the Billboard Hot 100 while also charting well interna-

“Real name Orville Richard Burrell, Shaggy was born in Jamaica, also the birthplace of his own reggae music style.” tionally. He also released dance single “That Love” this past summer.

At first glance Shaggy may seem to modern ears as a once-popular artist with linger-

ing success from international hits and continued attempts at a come back with feel-good pop songs. However, it could be argued that Shaggy paved the way for later

pop-reggae crossovers that were tremendously popular in the 2000s (Sean Paul, Sean Kingston, etc.).

Reggae-esque sounds have never gone away from the American pop and hip-hop music scene and usually have a habit of resurfacing on the charts especially during the warm summer months.

One needs to look no further than Drake’s latest dancehall and patois infused “More Life” for an example.

Lasting musical influence or not, Shaggy is sure to be a hit at this year’s spring concert. At the very least, you will be sure to recognize his biggest songs.

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The Journey of a Ja Charles Lippolis Assistant Editor

At the beginning of the semester, I sat down with senior Rich Williams to talk about his decision to apply for a medical redshirt.

Right before I left, I asked him about Tyler Wilson, who would go on to be the only senior finishing his career this season.

Williams took a moment and responded with genuine words about his good friend.

“Tyler’s one of the greatest kids I’ve ever met in my life,” Williams said. “He’s the most selfless guy.”

Rich Williams was on the court with Wilson’s family for Senior Night – in the ultimate tribute to the career of his roommate. Wilson built his career off moments like this: moments where his hard work and dedication to his team have earned him the respect of both his coaches and his peers.

Former team manager Tim Bibaud is one of the few students at Manhattan College, not currently associated on the basketball team, that has a full understanding of Wilson’s unparalleled work ethic. Lucky enough to be a part of the team’s second consecutive MAAC Championship in the spring of 2015, Bibaud admired the commitment Wilson showed on a day-to-day basis.

“Watching [Tyler] Wilson in my three years at Manhattan as a fan and a former manager has been an absolute pleasure,” Bibaud said. “His preparation and IQ on the court were unmatched; he epitomized what it meant to do the little things.”

Above all else, Wilson found his biggest fan in head coach Steve Masiello. Even during Wilson’s freshman year, Masiello saw great potential in Wilson; and made him a key component of the championship runs of 2014 and 2015. Before the senior night game, Masiello took the microphone at half court and gave high praise to someone he considered a true Jasper.

“I’ve been proud of a lot of guys, but there is no one I’ve been prouder of than Tyler Wilson,” Masiello said to the Draddy crowd.

Just before tip-off, Masiello inserted him in the starting five, and just before the clock expired, Wilson was taken off the floor as the crowd chanted his name. For Tyler Wilson, a legacy of toughness and grit was not built overnight. The process began long before he was a champion, and long before he was a Jasper, and is rooted in a life that was directed by just a kid’s desire to play the game of basketball.

The Roots Ironically enough, Tyler Wilson’s story starts right where it ended: the Bronx. As a seven-year-old boy, Wilson found himself

Tyler Wilson plays at the MAAC Tournament in Albany. Aaron Mayorga/The Quadrangle traveling to the northern borough with a passion to hoop.

He started participating in the weekend program that the New York Gauchos ran, and after a few Saturdays and Sundays playing ball near the Grand Concourse, the team noticed something special in Wilson.

“They saw me, thought I played hard and was tough, so they decided to put me on the team,” Wilson remembered.

That was only the start of Wilson’s career. The Gauchos are one of the best travel AAU organizations in New York City, and are well represented around the country.

For Wilson, even at the age of seven, this meant a lot of traveling and competing a high level. His first stop? Tennessee.

“I remember my first game, I got in. I didn’t play the whole game.” Wilson recalled. “When I check in, they passed me the ball, and I had never been in a game before, so I threw the ball to the other team.”

At a young age, learning is mostly done through experience, and Wilson accrued more life experience than most as he traveled the country playing basketball.

Most important was the constant presence of his parents, who have established

a reputation for being at every game Wilson’s team has played since he was a kid.

“We could be playing in another planet and they would find a way to get there,” Wilson said. “They’ve seen me play since I was younger so they know how I play. And they know how I feel about things. They could read me without saying a word.”

A desire to play and a concrete support system helped Wilson learn from his mistakes as a kid, and he grew on-and-off the court and put himself on a path to success.

The Ride Everyone has dreams. For Tyler Wilson, years of hard work in Gaucho Gym had his heart and mind set on attending Rice High School. A native to Harlem, Wilson had many friends and teammates attend Rice, and none more well-acquainted with Jasper Nation than former smallforward Emmy Andujar ‘15.

Like many goals in his young life, Wilson made it happen and was lucky enough to attend the school he wanted while playing the sport he loved. Unfortunately for Wilson, along with many other students, Rice shut down at the end of 2011 school year, crushing the dream of a seven-yearold from the neighborhood.

“When I found out Rice shut down I was heartbroken,” Wilson said. “That was always a place I had dream of being at since I was a young kid.”

Lost and unsure of what to do next, Wilson found himself back in the borough where it all started. He decided to attend Cardinal Hayes in the South Bronx for the remainder of his high school career, a move which helped him stay on the path he wanted to be on.

“Coming from a new school, they embraced me with open arms,” Wilson said.

“It just felt like home…it was a fun place to be” The environment at Hayes is what made it special for Wilson more so than anything else. Several of his classmates and teammates from Rice were disappointed when their school shut down just as Wilson was, but Cardinal Hayes welcomed them and turned around a situation that affected many young men in a negative way.

After two more years of competitive New York City basketball, Wilson set his sights on Manhattan College for play at the collegiate level. While he had heard of Rhamel Brown, Michael Alvarado, RaShawn Stores, and his former Rice teammate Emmy Andujar, Wilson was

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asper: Tyler Wilson drawn to Manhattan for the same reason he was drawn to Hayes.

“I’m big on family and feeling like home,” Wilson said. “It just felt like the place for me, so I knew it was the place to come to.”

Ready to take the next step, Wilson arrived on the campus of Manhattan College in the fall of 2013 with the same fire he had walking into Gaucho Gym. His hard work caught the immediate attention of the team, and he began to contribute as soon as he arrived.

The Reward As soon as Wilson arrived at Manhattan he positively impacted the team. He played in all 33 contests his freshman year while averaging nearly two points and two assists as a freshman.

After contributing the to Manhattan’s first MAAC championship, Wilson followed up his strong freshman season with an even stronger sophomore year as the Jaspers repeated their championship feast.

He was top ten in the conference for steals and assists while shooting 40 percent from the floor in 20.6 minutes per game.

As a junior, Wilson continued to improve, and although the team did not threepeat, Wilson was one of the leaders for the Jaspers. His 5.2 assists per game, 1.5 steals, and 2.0 assist/turnover ratio were good enough to land him second, fifth, and third respectively in the conference.

“Every year is a new challenge,” Wilson said. “I’ve tried to grow as a leader

each season.”

All his life Tyler Wilson has welcomed challenge. So even with the emergence of junior transfer Zavier Turner in his senior season, Wilson did not hesitate to fill the role that he was called upon to fill.

“As far as my role or how much time I play, it’s irrelevant,” Wilson said. “You help the younger guys to learn what you learn and it carries over, that’s how you build the program.”

After the Wilson’s impact on the team in his first two season, it seemed like he was poised to lead all along. However, the now 22-year-old man can look back on his college career and can credit one man for helping his development: Steve Masiello.

From the moment men’s basketball players arrive on campus, they are welcomed into the tight brotherhood of Manhattan basketball. Most of them live and train on campus year-round, take class together, and can be usually be seen with one or two other teammates at any given time.

This is all rooted in the culture Masiello has instilled within the program. Seniors like Wilson are raised through the program to carry themselves as leaders, and as they build relationships with the younger players, the cycle repeats itself.

“Coach Mas taught me a lot, I could go on for days,” Wilson said. “He taught me that if your teammates are like your family, how big of a difference it can make on the basketball court, he just showed me how to be a leader.”

Masiello’s aggressive personality has become an iconic trait of his. He rarely holds back and is always the first to assign accountability on himself and upon his players. Wilson took the lessons that Masiello taught him on the basketball court and translated them into his life off the court.

“Mas always says, ‘sports reveal character,’” Wilson said. “He helped me become a man. He helped me develop thick skin, knowing things aren’t always going to go your way, you have to be able to adjust.”

Fifteen years of competitive basketball taught Tyler Wilson that nothing is earned.

From his days as scared AAU kid to leaving Manhattan College a two-time MAAC Champion, Wilson learned that the only way to see results is to put in the work: a philosophy that applies to life both on and off the court.

On Mar. 2, 2017, the Jaspers were eliminated from the MAAC tournament by the Rider Broncs in what was their most heartbreaking loss of the season. The final was 69-68, and in a game where the Jaspers were trailing for most of the time, they looked to their senior to lead them.

Wilson played his style of basketball, drew a charge and nabbed a steal before any points were scored, and added 10 points of his own to help the team compete until the end. After the game, an emotional Masiello poured his heart out for his lone senior.

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“I’ve already offered him a spot on my staff, you know, I just want him around,” Masiello said. “I love him, I wish I had him for 20 more years.”

Even as he faces the end of his career, Wilson was crushed by the devastating loss more than anything else. A player who built his legacy on winning, Wilson was disappointed that his career ended on a loss but was confident in Manhattan’s ability to return to championship form.

“I love all the guys on the team. I think we got some great young talent. I’m looking forward to seeing what they do next year with Rich [Williams] coming back,” Wilson said post-game.

In his final press conference, Wilson was asked how he wanted to be remembered as a Jasper. Like he had over the course of his career at Manhattan, Wilson made focus on his work ethic rather than personal results.

“As far as being remember, I just hope everyone though I played as hard as I could every night, and I gave it everything I got.”

Selflessness, pride, and hunger: three traits that Tyler Wilson has learned while at Manhattan and has poured out on the floor of Draddy Gym. Finishing fifth in school history in assists is remarkable as is being a part of two championship teams but what makes Wilson proud to be a Jasper is knowing he passed on what he learned to the next generation of Manhattan basketball.

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March 28, 2017

Jaspers Comeback Falls Short Charles Lippolis Assistant Editor

The Manhattan College men’s lacrosse team faced a tough task heading into the fourth period of its game against the Canisius Golden Griffs. What had been a 6-5 lead at halftime had turned completely upside down, into an 11-6 deficit.

As the Jaspers started to chip away at the Griffs’ lead in the fourth, it seemed the comeback would be complete. But the Jaspers fell short. A goal by Jeff Edwards with less than two minutes remaining gave Canisius a 12-10 lead, which it would hold onto for the win.

“I love my guys, they play their tails off and they don’t quit,” Manhattan head coach Drew Kelleher said. “I’ll tell you what, if we can start matching our execution with our energy, we’re going to be a tough out for anybody.”

The Jaspers entered the fourth trailing 11-6, after a disappointing third period in which they gave up six unanswered goals.

Defensively, the Jaspers struggled to create turnovers and get the ball back. Offensively, the Jaspers did very little, attempting just four shots.

“I think it starts at the faceoff,” Kelleher said about the performance in the third period. “They kind of took control there and then their defense actually got some kills.

We just couldn’t get the ball and transition to offense very fluid.”

But what plagued the Jaspers in the third period disappeared in the fourth. It took Manhattan some time to start the comeback, but with nine minutes remaining, Matt Garvey picked up a goal that gave Manhattan some hope.

Just 16 seconds later, Parker Giarrata-

JASPERS TALK Charles Lippolis Assistant Editor

Q: When did you start playing baseball?

A: I started playing at about 4-5 years old. I joined my first teeball team back when I lived in Nasvhille and have been playing ever since.

Q: What is your favorite MLB team and why?

A: New York Yankees. I used to go to a bunch of their games growing up, and still do. Plus, how can you not be a fan of Derek Jeter Q: What age did you start pitching?

A: I always pitched and played outfield or first base, but once my junior year of high school came I started focusing on pitching solely.

Q: A lot of student athletes live far from home, is it nice to play relatively close to where you grew up?

A: It’s really nice because my friends and family can come to the games and share the college baseball experience with me.

Having a big support system only enhanced

Parker Giarratana at this weekend’s game in Gaelic Park. Vincent Dusovic/Courtesy na found the back of the net, making the game 11-8. Garvey and Giarratana would take turns, each scoring once more, and with six minutes to play, the Jaspers found themselves down just 11-10.

The Jaspers threatened to score several times, forcing some saves from Canisius, but could not get the goal that would tie the game. With less than two minutes to play, Edwards scored, clinching a 12-10 win for the Griffs.

Despite the loss, Kelleher sees some

positives, as Manhattan’s defense played perhaps its best game all season.

“Our defense is improving game by game,” Kelleher said. “This was their lowest goals against output . … I think it’s a full team thing. Offensively we have to do some things better too.”

After starting the season 2-2, the Jaspers have lost five games consecutively.

With only five games remaining, the Jaspers know they must pick up some wins in order to qualify for the MAAC Tourna-

ment.

But the schedule doesn’t get any easier for the Jaspers, who host the defending champions in Quinnipiac next Saturday.

“Next week is going to be great,” Kelleher said. “The beauty of our league is everybody is very equal and there’s a lot of parody. Quinnipiac is obviously the defending champ, and we’re excited to get our hands on them.”

Baseball Pitcher Joe Jacques that experience for me.

Q: You made the team as a freshman walk-on and immediately began to contribute. Now, you are looking at the opportunity to play baseball at the next level, how does that feel?

A: It’s crazy to think that my career almost came to an end after high school because I had no offers to play college baseball. Luckily, I made the team here at Manhattan and it has changed my life.

Now, that dream of playing professional baseball is changing from a dream to more of a reality.

Q: Do you have any pregame rituals?

A: I have more in game rituals than I do pregame. Such as, I drink a cup of water in between each inning and stack them all up throughout the game and they have to stay in the same spot. Also, I touch the top of the dugout with my left hand for a 3 seconds before each inning.

Q: How have you felt about the team in the first few weeks?

A: We are a championship caliber team. No matter what our record is at this point, I have more confidence and expectations with this team than any other team

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Q: What is your mentality as you begin conference play this weekend A: The excitement is definitely through

the roof. This is the best time of year and we are ready to start dominating teams like we can. All of us need to step up and perform at our top level. I don’t see anyone beating us from this point on.