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Manhattan College celebrated its sixth annual international men’s day on April 1. The day consisted of various events and activities ranging from golf to a cargo pants fashion show.

Kyle Bradworth, president of the white boy committee was very excited to plan all the fun festivities. He was able to come up with the dance, party idea and the balloon fight. Bradworth originally wanted to have a spa day, but the budget wouldn’t let him do that.

“You know, man, I really just like vineyard vines and golfing and not saying excuse me whenever I do something rude,” said Bradworth. “And I know all the dudes at school wanna be appreciated so I was like ‘what if I made an event that celebrated men’ you know, cuz we’re all just so over worked and under appreciated. At the end of the day, I just wanna be loved, and who can love me more than my Homies? No one. That’s the truth.”

Over 100 people came to participate for the international day of men’s bake off. Chad Smith who won first place was able to talk to The Triangle about his rhubarb pies.

“Yeah I mean this was my Nana’s recipe and I just wanted to make her proud,” said Smith. “She was the coolest. Not gonna lie, Nana was kind of a fox back in her day. ”

Bradworth then interrupted Smith to talk about the dangers of misandry. Bradworth claims that women are creating a new pandemic and it’s important to get to the bottom of the issue by running away.

“Women are crazy,” said Bradworth. “They’re all crazy. They check in on you, and care for you and do all they can for you but at the end of the day women are just batpoop insane.”

Tyler Mannes hosted a talk on The Quad titled “You went through my phone?!” The talk consisted of ways to distract women from their original argument with a counter argument on something irrelevant to the original issue.

“Let’s say you’ve been texting your ex, and now your current girlfriend found out.” Said Mannes. “You’re screwed. But, in order for her to apologize and for you to stay in the clear, you just have to cry and talk about trust, and the respect for privacy. Once you’ve made a scene, she’ll completely forget that you still talk to your ex.” MC’s society of men and the white boy committee encourage other men to partic- ipate in the festivities for the upcoming years. Their similar mission statements highlight the importance of male unity. They claim that without men then nothing is possible.

The two organizations hope to have a bouncy castle next year.

The day ended with a glori- ous dance party that only consisted of Ice Spice songs. The choice of music was a unanimous vote.

“Yea I mean that boy is a liar, he’s my homie and I’ll always stick up for him.” Said Manness in regards to the song, Boy’s a liar Pt. 2. “What are you gonna do about it?”