The Local Paper. Southern Cross Weekly Edition. Wed., May 17, 2023

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CRIME CONCERNS ACROSS SOUTH-EAST

■ Increasing worries about growing crime statistics in the South-East have been raised this month in State Parliament by Berwick MLA Brad Battin.

“I ask the Minister for Police to come out and meet community representatives from Berwick and Clyde North in relation to some of the issues around crime through the area,” Mr Battin said.

“ What we have seen is an increase in cars that have been stolen and in people being fearful in their homes with some of the break-ins down there.

“The community is starting to come together and talk about this. It is not just online; they have been approaching our office now and also their local media about, when they call Police, the call-out times – how long it takes Victoria Police to arrive – and some of the issues with people hanging around in the street and, when they call in suspicious behaviour, whether the Police have the resources to

turn up or not. I think it is important that the minister comes out and meets with this group to talk to them about some of the issues.

“We would like to actually have some proactive discussions around ways we can put things in place to try and prevent the crime, but police numbers would be the number one.

“One of the issues through the area is the Clyde North Police Station, which was committed to be open and operat-

ing by the 2018 election and then was recommitted again to be done and open by the 2022 election.

“Now the only thing that has been done for that police station is there is a sign saying that it will be ready by 2025.

“I know all the members that represent that area have seen growth in such numbers that most infrastructure will not keep up with it, but the infrastructure around ensuring we have safety should and must be put in as a priority.

“The land is available. We have been calling on the Government to build the station for a long period of time.

“If we had the station, we could start putting Victoria Police in there, and I think then you would actually start to see people would feel safer. The perception of safety would be higher, and we would be able to have a police vehicle responding through those areas which are difficult to get to.”

● ● Brad Battin MLA

Two retired Bayside nurses, Bernice (Nonie) Ryan and Margaret Leonard, say that their lifelong careers in nursing took them to places they never expected. See story, Page 2.

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Lifetimes in nursing

■ For Bernice (Nonie) Ryan and Margaret Leonard, their lifelong careers in nursing took them to places they never expected.

The Allity Princeton View Aged Care residents at Brighton, both started their careers in the 1950s and say nursing took them across Australia and the world helping those who needed it the most.

Branch to close

For Nonie, her vital role in Cambodia was far more than stitching up the wounded - she was the backbone and support that the frontline staff could rely on.

“I would stay in Bangkok for a few days and then head out for a week and I would be there every afternoon for people who wanted to talk, and I saw that as my role.

■ The Patterson Lakes branch of the ANZ Bank is to close, according to a statement issued by the Finance Sector Union’s National Secretary Julia Angrisano.

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“I had always wanted to do nursing since I was a little kid – my bookshelf at home was full of nurse books so by the time I was 10 I knew exactly what I wanted to do,” Margaret said.

“My husband and I moved to Rockhampton working in the hospital and we also serviced the Aboriginal community at Woorabinda which was really rewarding work.

“My favourite time throughout my career was the last 10 years in aged care – I just loved working with the different residents because you could have so much fun,” she said.

Starting her work in Melbourne, Nonie’s career took an unexpected turn when the International Red Cross called for health professionals to work in Cambodia in the 1960s.

“There were 120 medical people from 19 countries, and I was to be responsible for their health and wellbeing,” Nonie said.

“You could only run the hospital during the day because it was dangerous at night - as soon as dusk came down the guns would come out,” she said.

● ● ● ● Margaret Leonard

“I was there to listen to those people on the ground with their problems and try and sort them out,” she said.

Last Friday (May 12) was International Nurses Day, marking the birth date of Florence Nightingale. For Margaret, the day is an important time to thank nurses for all they do.

“I just think all the work nurses are doing, especially during COVID and nasty things like that. It’s about having one day a year to recognise that worldwide and it’s wonderful,” Margaret said.

The Torch

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✖Melbourne East police are appealing for public assistance after a Queen Victoria statue was damaged in Melbourne. It is believed vandals threw red paint over the statue located in gardens on St Kilda Rd sometime between Saturday, May 6, and Monday, May 8. The cost of the damage and clean-up bill for the statue is believed to be $5000. Investigators are keen to speak to any witnesses or anyone that may have been in the Queen Victoria gardens at the time of the incident.

SHOOTING: 3 MORE CHARGED

■ Armed Crime Squad detectives have charged an additional three people following a non-fatal shooting in Clayton.

Warrants were executed at residential addresses in Mount Waverley and Blackburn about 12 Noon on Wednesday (May 10).

A 29-year-old Glen Waverley man was arrested about 11am when he attended court for unrelated matters in an allegedly stolen vehicle.

He was charged with FPO subject possess firearm, theft of motor vehicle, handle/receive/ retention stolen goods, traffick methyl-amphetamine, possess methylamphetamine, traffick cocaine, possess cocaine, traffick GHB, prohibited person possess firearm, possess anabolic steroids and deal property suspected proceeds of crime. He was remanded to appear at Melbourne Magistrates’ Court.

Police searched the allegedly stolen Holden Commodore and subsequently seized a loaded semi-automatic handgun, one magazine, a significant quantity of cash, stolen/false identification documents, a homemade conducted electronic device and various quantities of drugs of dependence, including what appear to be ecstasy, GHB and steroids.

A safe and a white Audi were seized from the Mount Waverley address.

With the assistance of the Critical Incident Response Team, a 29-year-old Blackburn man and a 23-year-old Blackburn woman were arrested at the Blackburn address.

The 29-year-old man was charged with drug and dishonesty offences.

He was remanded to appear at Ringwood Magistrates’ Court on June 6.

The 23-year-old woman was conveyed to hospital to be treated for the effects of drug use and is expected to be charged on summons.

A 30-year-old Seabrook man was charged on May 4 with a range of offences.

$15m for City education

■ The City of Melbourne is setting a new pace for a vibrant knowledge economy – delivering more than $15 million in programs and initiatives which it says will drive innovation, create jobs and shape the economy for the future.

Chaddy ramming

■ A man has been arrested after a stolen car allegedly rammed a police vehicle in Chadstone on Thursday night (May 11). Police were called to an address on Lancaster St in Ashwood to reports a 2021 white Mitsubishi wagon had been stolen, about 9pm.

Responding officers located the vehicle on Huntingdale Rd, Chadstone and attempted to intercept it before the driver rammed the police car. No one was injured.

A 25-year-old Burwood man was arrested at the scene and was assisting investigators with their enquiries.

At Synagogue

■ Toorak Synagogue will be the venue for a special concert on Weddnesday, May 24, featuring the music of Rachmaninov and Bruch performed by cellist Umberto Clerici and pianist Konstantin Shamray.

A gifted cello soloist, orchestral musician and now conductor, Umberto Clerici is currently Chief Conductor of the Queensland Symphony Orchestra. He began his career as a virtuoso.

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✔A South Melbourne woman cannot wait to clutch the keys to her first home after taking home $200,000 in a recent Lucky Lotteries Mega Jackpot draw. The woman won the guaranteed first prize of $200,000 in Lucky Lotteries Mega Jackpot draw on May 4. “I’m so happy,” the winning woman cheered when an official from The Lott called to confirm the winning news. “I couldn’t believe it. I checked my entry on the app, and I just stared. For the first 15 minutes, I was just panicking. I wasn’t sure what to do or if it was real. The 10 minutes after that gave me enough time for it to sink in, and I just started screaming in excitement. About 30 minutes later, I calmed down and I called my partner. We’re both very happy. I always get random numbers when I play the Lucky Lotteries games! I’m happy I let another means choose my numbers because now I have a home deposit. I had hopes of purchasing a home next year –now it’s definitely a reality for me. Thank you so much.”

✔Teachers and students have re sponded enthusiastically to Bayspeak, a Rotary public speaking competition for Bayside high schools, now in its third year. Teachers have praised the organisation of the competition and the high standard of the speakers. Qualities, they say, that have made Bayspeak the premier public speaking event for local secondary schools. Bayspeak’s 2023 season has launched, with the first heat held at Firbank Grammar School in Brighton. Students from Firbank Grammar, Kilvington Grammar and Caulfield Grammar took part. Successful students from this first heat were Grace McLean (Firbank) and Cecilia Carvalho (Firbank); Senior Section: Zara Bainger (Kilvington), and Loren Petitpierre (Caulfield). For more information please contact Geoff Dobbs, Rotary Club of Brighton North on gdobbs@optusnet.com.au or 0407 272 925

The draft Budget 2023–24, released yesterday (Tues.), will focus on local learning, collaboration and innovation –improving the way people live, work and enjoy the city.

“ Melbourne is a city full of innovators and creative minds. We’re delivering this investment to ensure our community has access to the resources and jobs they need to help shape our city’s future,” said Lord Mayor Cr Sally Capp.

“We want Melbourne to be the best place in the world to study and collaborate, which is why we are proud to be investing further in our international student community.”

Hampton man extradited after raid

■ Officers from the VIPER Taskforce have arrested an additional two men, extraditing one from NSW, as part of an investigation into an organised crime syndicate allegedly involved in the trafficking of cannabis.

Detectives from the VIPER Taskforce travelled to Byron Bay on Thursday (May 11) to extradite a 37-year-old Hampton man.

He had been arrested with the assistance of New South Wales Police and has subsequently been charged with cultivate commercial quantity of cannabis.

He arrived in Melbourne at 6pm on Friday (May 12), and was remanded to appear at Melbourne Magistrates’ Court on Monday (May 15).

Investigators believe the man fled Victoria after VIPER executed a total of nine search warrants on the syndicate last month.

Following the man’s arrest, a further two search warrants were executed on Thursday, in West Heidelberg and Hampton.

A 35-year-old West Heidelberg man was arrested in West Heidelberg and is expected to be charged on summons with drug offences.

With the assistance of Mill Park Divisional Response Unit, nine warrants were executed

on April 5 at residential addresses in Kew, Glen Waverley, Mill Park, Bellfield (3), Heidelberg, Bullengarook and a business address in Doreen

A further two searches were conducted on April 6 at residential properties in Coimadai and Tarneit.

A 30-year-old Kew man, a 37-year-old Coimadi man and a 41-year-old Melton West man were all charged with commercial cultivation of cannabis and remanded in custody.

A 53-year-old Lalor man was charged with possess drug of dependence and possess pro- ceeds of crime.

The quartet will appear at Melbourne Magistrates’ Court on June 30.

A 59-year-old Glen Waverley man was also arrested and is likely to be charged on summons with commercial cultivation of cannabis.

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● ● ● ● Cr Sally Capp, Melbourne Lord Mayor

UNDERNEATH MS ARCHER

● ● The time travel comedy Underneath Ms Archer will be presented from June 21-July 16 at the Irene Mitchell Studio, South Yarra. Starring Australian comic actors Louise Siversen and Peter Houghton, Underneath Ms Archer brings a 21st century woman face to face with a medieval man in a culture war that takes no prisoners.

ADVERISEMENT

An Open letter to the PremierDear Mr Andrews

Please remove the Authority status from the Victoria Registration and Standards Authority. Put back the old framework so principals and the Minister can help curb the excesses of VRQA.

Drowning teachers/ schools in unnecessary paper work, VRQA actively prevent sensible education solutions from being implemented. Eg Indigenous women in Mildura spent 60,000 in philanthropy money and 2 yrs hard work to put together a modest school for 20 school refusers. VRQA killed the project Stone dead. Why?

Paperwork. 10 teachers working on it, 200 pages -not good enough. VRQA hamstrings teachers as professionals too. Teachers need to be allowed to act as intelligent professionals, not puppets.

Gab McIntosh Education SpokespersonIndigenous Party of Aust. 25 Christie, St Mildura

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Dear Friends, I am so happy and excited to have my CD “Memories Are Made of This” made available to you through The Local Paper. I trust you will enjoy hearing this great selection of wonderful songs I sang on “The Di Trask Show” all those years ago. With love, Diana

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Diana Trask: Memories Are Made Of This

A great CD by one of Australia’s popular singers $20 including postage

Diana Trask was one of the first popular Australian singers to be successful in the USA but soon after many others followed: Helen Reddy, Olivia Newton-John and in recent times Keith Urban. Diana's success began on the Sing Along with Mitch TV Show from New York. Coming back to Australia she had a national hit TV show The Di Trask Show.

Dear Friends, I am so happy and excited to have my CD “Memories Are Made of This” made available to you through The Local Paper. I trust you will enjoy hearing this great selection of wonderful songs I sang on “The Di Trask Show” all those years ago. With love, Diana

1. Memories Are Made of This

2. Unforgettable

3. Alley Cat

4. Que Sera Sera

5. Heather on the Hill

6. Half as Much

7. All or Nothing at All

8. Auf Wiedershen

9. Green Eyes

10. Blues in the Night

11. Hello Young Lovers

12. To the Ends of the Earth

13. Days of Wine and Roses

14. Those Lazy Hazy Crazy Days of Summer

15. Goodnight Irene

16. Comes Love

Simply send the form below. All orders will be dispatched within two working days of cheque/money order clearance. Please include your name/address/phone number, and mail with cheque or money order to Kevin Trask Enterprises.

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Yes! Please send me the CD “Memories Are Made of This” I enclose my Cheque/Money Order for $20.00

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Live The Live You Please

■ Leading peak bodies including Palliative Care Australia announce a new feature documentary, Live The Life You Please, set for national release on over 60 screens across Australia.

This definitive new feature documentary film about living and dying in Australia discusses a subject close to us all, but not talked about nearly enough. Imagine if we embraced end-of-life, the way we embrace the start-oflife?

We prepare for birth; we prepare for life; however there is no formal preparation for our last chapter of life.

Live The Life You Please seeks to answer some of the most important questions of all ... What is a ‘good death’? What would I want for myself? How does this inform the way I live?

Event and Village Cinemas are supporting the national distribution of the film, which they say “everyone needs to see”.

The campaign aims to improve awareness about palliative care, and advocate for increased access to essential palliative care and related health care services for all Australians.

It also aims to help start important conversations about living the life you please until the very end.

Produced by multi-award-winning filmmakers and impact film pioneers Mike Hill and Sue Collins, Live The Life You Please boasts a treasure trove of stories captured all around Australia, from cities and regional centres to remote communities.

What it delivers is a persuasive case for palliative care and changing the way Australians think about the end-of-life.

A list of screening locations across the country can be found at: https:// www.livethelifeyouplease.com/see-the-film

- Di Rolle

Once

■ The musical Once opened at the Comedy Theatre to a well-deserved standing ovation from an appreciative audience.

Set on the streets of Dublin, Once is a story of unrequited love between a struggling Irish musician and a somewhat enigmatic Czech piano-player who takes an interest in his music. Through a series of misunderstandings and setbacks, trials and tribulations, the two eventually find a resolution of sorts to their passion for their music and each other.

Based on the movie of the same name, written and directed by John Carney, Once features a book by Enda Walsh and music and lyrics by Glen Hansard and Markéta Irglová. Its structure is that of a typical musi- cal where the narrative is communicated through dancing, songs and musical numbers interspersed with dialogue scenes. The script can be twee and sentimental at times, with quite cliched text in the dialogue scenes. However, Once comes into its own through the strength and beauty of the songs and musical numbers, with not one of poor quality.

This is due in no small part to the twelve wonderful performers who make up the ensemble. All of them perform with great energy and are clearly skilful, talented individuals in all the various skills musicals make of performers such as dancing, playing instruments and singing and acting. In particular, in the central roles of the two “star-crossed” lovers, Toby Francis (who plays Guy) and Stefanie Caccamo (Girl), do a superb job of capturing Guy and Girl’s passion for each other.

Produced by Darlinghurst Theatre Company, Once has an equally impressive ensemble of talented professionals in its production team, with notable mentions to be made of the fantastic work done by Richard Carroll (director) and Victoria Falconer (musical director). After a sell-out season in Sydney and based on its reception in previous Melbourne seasons, Once will no doubt again excite Melbourne musical lovers.

Venue: Comedy Theatre, 240 Exhibition St, Melbourne. Performance Dates: Until June 4. Duration: 2 hours and 20 minutes. For tickets: https://marrinergroup.com.au/ shows/once2023

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- Review by Peter Murphy

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UNDERNEATH MS ARCHER Confidential

■ The time travel comedy Underneath Ms Archer will be presented from June 21-July 16 at the Irene Mitchell Studio, South Yarra.

Starring Australian comic actors Louise Siversen and Peter Houghton, Underneath Ms Archer brings a 21st century woman face to face with a medieval man in a culture war that takes no prisoners.

Fresh off the back of the success of their work on MTC’s Green RoomAward nominated Heartbreak Choir by the late Aiden Fennessy, Siversen and Houghton have got the band back together and created a show for the ages, playing with ideas of cancellation, reconciling one’s past, and the confusions and quandaries of life right now.

The pair’s long history of collaboration began in 1998, and they launched into Underneath Ms Archerin 2019, "as a response to the internet echo chamber".

“We’ve never shied away from the tough stuff,” says Siversen. “In this show we plan on running into it headfirst. Our play is an offering, an opportunity to confront, wrestle with, and illuminate difficult subjects.”

“Every age has its unquestioned certainties,” says Houghton. “Five hundred years from now almost everything we think and believe will seem ridiculous. But some ideas prevail and make sense in every age. What are they? How do we find the balance between conservation and progress? How do we even talk about it?”

The show digs hard into the question: can we come back from a mistake?

On a long haul flight, flight attendant Kelly Archer does something that she can’t undoand the internet has a field day. The story plays with concepts of the Magna Carta, cancellation, and compromise.

“It’s comic. It’s mythic. It’s psychological. It’s spiritual. It’s emotional,” says Houghton. “You’ll feel good when you hit the street after. It’s that favourite song that makes you cry. That thing in the back of your brain that knows there’s something bigger going on.”

“It’s that feeling that we’re all in this together... whatever this is,” adds Siversen.

The rest of the creative team have been similarly recognised for excellence, with sound design and composition by J. David Franzke, lighting design by Bronwyn Pringle, dramaturgy by Dr Chris Mead , costume design by Karine Larché, and set design by Sophie Woodward and Jacob Battista.

Performance Details: June 21-July 16

Venue: The Irene Mitchell Studio, 44 St Martins Lane, South Yarra

Tickets: $30 - $50

Bookings: www.trybooking.com/events/ landing/901884

- Cheryl Threadgold

Cavalcade

■ Wits' End Theatre Company presents Cavalcade by William Henderson, until May 21 at The Eleventh Hour Theatre, Fitzroy.

Accompanied by Melbourne pianist and moonlighting trapeze artist Peter Dumsday, award winning actors Tom Considine, Peter Houghton and John Jacobs take on horseless steeplechasing, competitive waitering, anthropomorphised ballroom dancing, and copyright defying theatrical parodies before journeying on into the darker reaches of the collective memory.

Described as "Not for the faint hearted, not entirely in good taste, not suitable for children."

Performance Dates: Until May 21 at 8pm. (latecomers not possible)

Venue: The Eleventh Hour Theatre, 170 Leicester St., Fitzroy

Tickets: $70/$30

Bookings: www.trybooking.com/CHILI

- Cheryl Threadgold

■ The National Institute of Circus Arts (NICA) presents its third-year student ensemble

Green Room Awards

■ The Green Room Awards Association has announced its 40thAwards Ceremony will be presented at Melbourne’s Capitol Theatre on Monday, May 29 from 7pm.

New Green RoomAwards President, Anton Berezin, said: “We are so thrilled with our incredible line-up of performers and hosts. 2023’s Awards Night will be a show befitting our 40thbirthday. Star of TV and stage Fiona Choi and cabaret star Tash York will host the Awards, with featured artists to include the casts of Midnight, Once and The Beep Test, with a special performance from the cast of Gene Tree: Listen.Now.Again.

“We are incredibly grateful for the generous support of Moving Lights Productions and LSS Productions, who have joined us as major sponsors to ensure a world class sound and light show."

As part of the Green Room Awards Association's 40th Anniversary there will be a digital archive launched at the ceremony on May 29. It will contain event photos, programs and press clips spanning the forty-year history of the Green RoomAwards and will then be available as a permanent online website.

A limited number of tickets are available now to the general public at www.greenroom.org.au

● ● ● ● Pier Carthew and Cally Browning. show ONEIRIC, from June 9-17 at the NICA National Circus Centre (NNCC Building) Prahran.

ONEIRIC is brought to the stage by the same cohort that sold-out seats in Circonoclasm last year. Three years in the making, this group have mastered their artistic individuality, yet unify to become one dynamic and synergistic whole.

In this show, circus, sound, and contemporary dance dissolve the barriers of black and white, beyond which exists endless potential.

Shards of colour pierce the subconscious, introducing joy, contrast, light and dark, similarities, and all our differences. A fusion of expressive movement, this interpretive work of art asks each to derive their own personal meaning.

ONEIRIC is a void that offers no distinction between reality, and the ephemeral. Existence is monochrome.

The show is directed by Edgar Zendejas , internationally renowned choreographer, visionary, and founder of acclaimed dance company, Ezdanza

He has a trail of accolades punctuating his extraordinary career, and has collaborated with the likes of Cirque du Soleil, Cirque Eloize, and École Nationale de Cirque.

Edgar rejects artistic constraints, fluidly melding dance and circus to breed a new class of contemporary choreography that is both ground-breaking and invigorating.

NICA’s Head of Circus, James Brown (2015 – present) speaks of the invaluable educational opportunity working with an international director presents: “The students will be working with an incredibly interactive set, having to embody both shadow and light, and be challenged by movement and blended modalities. Edgar will stretch their performance abilities to a new level.”

Head of set and costume design is Angelica Rush (ECLIPSE, NICA 2022), working in a cross-faculty collaboration with costume design, and makeup students from Melbourne Polytechnic.

ONEIRIC is illuminated by Harrison Cope as the lighting designer (A Blanck Canvas) accompanied by a musical score by Ian Moorhead (SLAP. BANG. KISS. Melbourne Theatre Company 2022), all married together by a visual display from cinematographer, Charles Alexander.

The National Institute of Circus Arts (NICA) is Australia’s Centre of Excellence for training in contemporary circus arts. It is one of eight national arts training institutes and offers Australia’s only Bachelor of Circus Arts. Graduates of NICA have gone on to pursue careers both locally and internationally and have contributed to the development of Melbourne’s vibrant circus arts industry.

Event Details: June 9 to June 17 (Preview June 8). Time: 2pm matinee and 7:30pm evenings. Venue: NICA’s Guang Rong Lu OAM National Circus Centre, 39-59 Green Street, Prahran. Duration: 60 minutes. Tickets:Adult: $40 Concession and Under 30s: $32 Family of 4: $128 Groups: $30. Seating: General Admission. Bookings: nica.com.au/performs. Rating: PG - Cheryl Threadgold

- Cheryl Threadgold

Loaded

■ The Malthouse adaptation of the Christos Tsiolkas novel, Loaded, is audacious. Adapted by the author and Dan Giovannoni, the play recountsAri’s (Danny Ball) hedonistic night as a young, gay Greek man, his drug taking and sexual encounters.

The green tiles and curtain of coloured plastic strips in the arch of Nathan Burmeister’s set initially suggests a kitsch Greek restaurant but this quickly transforms into a classic amphitheatre with a simple revolve and bench.

The subtle changes of lighting (Kate Sfetkidis) and musical soundscape (Daniel Nixon) allow the mood of this space to fulfil the comic promise of Ari’s encounters with his peers and the tragic shades that underpin his search for identity, which contravenes his parent’s outlook.

Ari even comes into conflict with other homosexuals who cannot accept his Greek heritage.

It is Ball’s performance, however, that brings everything together. The exuberance of his physical presence is seen in his dancing (choreographer-Ashlea Pyke) to both traditional and contemporary music but his recollection of the night challenges, delights and confronts.

Tsiolkas did not spare us from his character’s failings in the novel and it is much the same in the play.

Ari is narcissistic. Unemployed, he cadges money from his mother but simultaneously feels shame. His sexual encounters are abrupt and dangerous.

Ball captures these moments voicing all those he encounters to create the landscape of character.

The transitions could easily falter but Ball never overplays even the extreme characters; the fickle girls, the extravagant cross dressers and the brutish partners.

His gestures at these moments are likewise kept simple but believable. At the same time, Ball captures Ari’s shame, loss, guilt and even disgust and the audience are captivated.And it is in this combination of human frailty of which Ari is aware that we touch on the hubris we so associate with Greek tragedy.

Ari knows his faults but can’t change his ways. But Ari is also a character caught in the throes of his own sexuality, his desire to be accepted and the rejection he often faces from both his Greek community and homosexual community.

Ball met the challenge of creating this character and he received masterly support from the production elements that enabled it to be realised.

Until 28 May

Beckett Theatre Malthouse

- Review by David McLean

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Shows

■ Bairnsdale Production Line Theatre: School of Rock (Musical) Until May 21 at the Forge Theatre and Arts Hub, Director: Peter Martignoles. Bookings: www.bairnsdaleproductionline.org

■ Williamstown Musical Theatre Company: The Boy From Oz Until May 20 at Centenary Theatre, 71 Railway Place, Williamstown. Bookings: 1300 881 545 www.wmtc.org.au

■ CLOC Musical Theatre: Catch Me ifYou Can Until May 27 at the National Theatre, 20 Carlisle St., St Kilda. Director: Richard Perdriau; Musical Director: Tony Toppi; Choreographer: Felicity Bender. Bookings: www.cloc.org.au

■ The Mount Players: Buried Child (by Sam Shepard) Until May 28 at the Mountview Theatre, Macedon. Director: Robert Wallace. Bookings: www.themountplayers.com

■ Mansfield Musical and Dramatic Society (MMUDS): Shirley Valentine (by Willy Russel) Until May 27 at the Mansfield Performing Arts Centre, Mansfield Secondary College, 15 View St., Mansfield. Director: Karen Pirie. Bookings: www.mmuds.org.au

■ Warragul Theatre Company: Jekyll and Hyde (Musical) May 19–27 at the West Gippsland Arts Centre, Warragul. Bookings: www.warragultheatrecompany.org.au

■ Brighton Theatre Company: Fabuloso (Comedy) May 19–June 3 at the Brighton Arts and Cultural Centre, Brighton. Bookings: brightontheatre.com.au

■ Warragul Theatre Company: Jekyll and Hyde (Musical) May 19–27 at the West Gippsland Arts Centre, Warragul. Bookings: warragultheatrecompany.org.au

■ The 1812 Theatre: Waiting for Godot (by Michael Aitkens) May 18 – June 10 at 3 Rose St., Upper Ferntree Gully. Director: Neil Barnett. Bookings: 9758 3964 admin@1812theatre.com.au

■ Beaumaris Theatre: The Three Musketeers (by John Nicholson and Le Navet Bete) May 19 – June 3 at 82 Wells Rd, Beaumaris. Director: Richard Keown. www.beaumaris theatre.com.au

■ Playhouse Players: Dracula (by Bram Stoker) May 26 – June 3 at the Doncaster Playhouse, 679 Doncaster Rd., Doncaster. Includes World Dracula Day special performance. Director: Peter T Nathan. Bookings: trybooking.com/CFDEW

■ Mountain District Musical Society: The Sound of Music May 26 – June 4 at The Karralyka Centre, Ringwood. Bookings: www.mdms.org.au

■ Wonthaggi Theatre Company: Dusty the Pop Diva Musical May 26 – June 10 at the Wonthaggi Union Community Arts Centre, 96 Graham St., Wonthaggi. Enquiries: (03 5671 2470 or wonthaggi.artscentre@basscoast. vic.gov.au

■ Strathmore Theatrical Arts Group: An Inspector Calls (Drama) June 1–10 at the Strathmore Community Hall, Loeman St., Strathmore. Bookings: stagtheatre.org Auditions

■ Brighton Theatre Company: Fracked! Or Please Don’t Use the F-Word! (by Alistair Beaton) May 21 at 7.00pm, May 23 at 7.30pm at Brighton Theatre, Cnr Carpenter and Wilson Sts., Brighton. Director: Alan Burrows. Audition enquiries: aburrow1@bigpond. net.au or 0412 077 761

■ Peridot Theatre: Things I Know to be True (by Andrew Bovell) May 15 and 17 at Fleigner Hall, Oakleigh East. (Director: Kellie Tweeddale) Audition bookings: k.tweeddale@yahoo.com )

■ Mordialloc Theatre Company: Consent (by Nina Raine) May 21 at 2pm; May 22 at 7pm at Unit 8, 417-419 Warrigal Rd., Cheltenham. Director: Michelle Swann. Audition enquiries: michelleswann65@gmail. com or 0402 354 651.

■ CPP Community Theatre: Oliver! Information Night: May 23 and May 25 at 7.30pm at The Factory, Unit 20, 63-71 Bayfield Rd., East Bayswater. Auditions are being held on May 28 and May 30 by appointment. Director: Mitchell E. Roberts; Ass’t. Director: Sean Williams; Vocal Musical Director: Meg Symes; Children’s Musical Director: Andrea Crompton; Orchestral MD: Cassie Quinlan; Choreographer: Tamblyn Smith. Further information: www.CPPCommunityTheatre. com.au - Cheryl Threadgold

WASTELAND

■ The Hush Foundation has been an integral part of the Melbourne classical music scene for many years.

■ Wasteland, a new contemporary dance production inspired by T. S. Eliot’s ground-breaking modernist poem, ‘The Waste Land’, will be presented by Monash Uni Student Theatre (MUST) on May 24-27 at The MUST Space, Chancellors Walk, Monash University, Clayton. Featuring a collaboration between contemporary dance and original composition, Wasteland interrogates what it means to be hopeful in times of crisis.

For director and choreographer Siobhan Judge: “Creating the visual imagery and movement of Wasteland in partnership with our composers has been wonderfully synergetic and powerful. Through our innovative creative process and performance, we aim to refuel our collective desire for a better and healthier world.”

ComposersAnusha Yellapragada and Daniel Jasper Parr deliver a score developed in close

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creative dialogue with movement artists: “The music of Wasteland is animated by the clashing of genres and cultures, leveraging our diverse musical backgrounds in contemporary Western classical and South Indian classical (Carnatic), musical theatre song-writing and avant-garde improvisation.”

One hundred years after the poem's publication, its enduring relevance is retold through the youth who see the death of our land – our home.

Performances: May 24-7 at 7.30pm; May 27 at 3.30pm and 6.30pm.

Venue: The MUST Space, Ground Floor, West Campus Centre, 21 Chancellors Walk, Monash Clayton. 60 mins. duration

Bookings via msa.monash.edu/must Tickets: $14 MSA , $16 Concession, Full $20

Please Note: This production contains loud/ dynamic sounds. - Cheryl Threadgold

SKANK SINATRA

■ Having recently returned from award winning performances at Adelaide Fringe Festival and in Queensland, Jens Radda presents the new original show Jens Radda: Skank Sinatra at The Butterfly Club from May 29-June 3 at 7pm.

Directed by Olivia Charalambous, the solo comedy cabaret show features live singing and piano by drag cabaret artist Jens Radda

“I grew up hearing the songs of Sinatra playing around the house and naturally I started singing them at gigs and performances,” explains Jens.

“I was drawn to doing a show with that music but I wanted to put a spin on it - a queer, funny, witty and political spin. I’ve made this show something really hilarious and clever while also delivering a musically imaginative performance.”

Jens is a South African born, Danish raised drag performer and cabaret artist. He has recently worked with cabaret company Finucane and Smith as well as in theatre and television. Having played a role in ABC TV’s ‘All My Friends Are Racist’ and then spending three months learning from French clown master Philippe Gaulier in Paris, he is looking forward to arriving back in Melbourne to present his solo show Skank Sinatra at The Butterfly Club.

Performance Dates: May 29 - June 3 at 7pm

Venue: The Butterfly Club, 5 Carson Pl (off Lt Collins), Melbourne

Tickets: $30-37 https://thebutterflyclub.com/ show/skank-sinatra

- Cheryl Threadgold

London Symphony

■ In a special event held at Hamer Hall, the London Symphony Orchestra (LSO), conducted by Sir Simon Rattle, gave a magnificent performance of Mahler’s Seventh Symphony.

The evening began with a beautiful moving musical acknowledgement of country sung by soprano Deborah Cheetham Fraillon (AO).

Then it was the turn of the LSO in its last visit to Australia under the guidance of Sir Simon. Mahler’s Seventh is sometimes referred to as the “dark horse” or “ugly duckling” of his symphonies and, consequently, is only performed infrequently.

Also known as the Song of the Night, the symphony can be interpreted as a journey from

dusk to dawn (something Mahler of which he wasn’t aware of).

The symphony consists of five movements, is scored for a large orchestra, and uses some unusual instruments such as tenorhorn, cowbells and guitar.

The LSO did Mahler proud on the night with a wonderful realisation of the score. It’s not an easy symphony to follow in that there are strongly contrasting moods displayed across the five movements which give a sense of disconnection between them.

Nevertheless, all sections of the orchestra were masterful in their playing, meeting whatever challenges the score threw up through Rattle’s consummate conducting.

Given that, in Sir Simon’s own words, the LSO “had come a long way”, a delightful surprise of the evening was the playing of several short pieces after the Seventh, pieces which included a Stravinsky-like rendition of Happy Birthday for a young audience member Rattle had been impressed by in a Q and A event held earlier in the week.

This one simple gesture of generosity summed up the mood of the whole evening and, reservations about the status of the Seventh aside, made for a memorable night out.

- Review by Peter Murphy

Founder Dr Catherine Crock is passionate about how the annual classical albums the organisation releases help children and adults deal with the stress of medical procedures, pain and all sorts of health issues.

“We work with artists, patients, health an care staff to recapture the healing power of kindness through music…I believe healthcare needs creative voices to help soften the edges of these stressful environments for people.” Dr Crock said.

The latest Hush album being released this week on Friday features the wonderful talents of classical guiat virtuoso Slava Girgoryan.

Known to most of his fans simply as Slava, his upcoming solo album is called ‘Gratitudes’.

The album is a collection of entrancing guitar compositions, commissioned by The Hush Foundation, and it continues the foundation’s work of transforming healthcare environments through the healing power of music.

For many musicians, the time spent in lockdown during the COVID pandemic gave rise to many inspired creative efforts, and Slava is no exception.

He began writing the album during the pandemic to express his thanks for the “dedication and spirit” of healthcare workers who cared for us all during this stressful time.

“Each of these pieces is a note of thanks, a little letter of gratitude, for all of the extraordinary work they continue to do in looking after us,” Slava said.

Slava Grigoryan is known for his warmth and generosity as a person and a performer, and the new album Gratitudes promises to be a winner.

For more information and to order Gratitudes, visit hush.org.au

Julie Houghton

Concert at MLC

■ There will be horns a plenty in the Zelman Symphony Orchestra’s 90th Anniversary Season Winter Treat - a Double Horn Concerto and Brahms Symphony at MLC, Kew, at June 17.

The Orchestra returns with a concerto for horns by young Melbourne composer May Lyon, featureing two outstanding musicians, Melbourne Symphony Orchestra principal hornist Nicholas Fleury and his MSO colleague Rachel Shaw.

Also on the program is Haunted Hills (1950) by another of Australia’s best loved composers, Margaret Sutherland.

Dr Jillian Graham, author of Inner Song: A Biography of Margaret Sutherland, will present a pre-concert talk about the composer and her composition.

Reconciliation walk

■ Charitable not-for-profit Girls from Oz (goz), and the Australian Girls Choir are set to unite and walk together in support of Reconciliation.

The week leading up to National Reconciliation Week will see g-oz Patron Dame Quentin Bryce spend a week in the Kimberley with g-oz Chair Nicole Muir, visiting the longest standing Girls from Oz community, Halls Creek, established in 2010 and the newest community, Bidyadanga , where the organisation has been working since August last year . National Reconciliation Week (May 27-June 3) will see 12 senior choristers participate in theCaptivating Carnarvon Tour.

● ● Jens Radda

● ● Slava Grigoryan

MEET SHANNON McGURGAN

■ Australian entertainer Shannon McGurgan has an impressive range of multi-skilled achievements.

These include working as a registered nurse, composer of more than 100 songs, personal trainer, personal security guard, cook, crocheter, professional entertainer for 25 years and, according to his Mum, once rode his bicycle from London to Edinburgh for a Festival.

Shannon grew up in the City of Kingston as the elder twin brother by one minute of the McGurgan family, and after training as a nurse, travelled to the US to work.

There he responded to an ad to try circus arts, and apart from 12 months' training at the National Institute of Circus Arts and some short courses, most of Shannon's skills are selftaught.

He also works with puppets, such a s for Terrapin Puppet Theatre, again with no official puppeteer training, but merges comprehensive physical skills with professional stagecraft to operate the larger puppets.

As the director, producer and perf ormer for The Wonderland Spiegeltent which has toured Australia for the past 10 years, Shannon explained that the Spiegeltent travels in two shipping containers on the back of two semi-trailers.

They are delivered to the site, then it is roughly a four to five day set-up for this unique tent.

“It is heavy and cumbersome and a physical challenge,” says Shannon.

“The pack up is quicker, but that is tetris-like, as if you don't put things back in a certain unchanging order, they don't fit.”

For productions such as Circus W onderland, A Mermaid's Tale and Circa 1920, Shannon writes the show and composes the music, as well as being the producer, director and performer.

The latest show, a circus version of Peter Pan called A Neverland Adventure, won The Best Children's Show at Adelaide Fringe

Shows evolve unexpectedly for Shannon , such as when booked to perf orm his children's character Mr Shaggles in Tasmania and asked if there was anything else he could do.

The idea popped into Shannon's mind to link sea shanties with circus, convert his performance tricycle into a boat, collaborate with fellow artists Mark and Felicity, and ride around singing sea shanties. Within 24 hours, the now 'super-popular' act was organised and ready to go.

Shannon delights in sharing his joy of performing with children and adults, transporting them into his world of make-believe. “The best thing I think you can teach people is the ability to look at the world differently. Live performance does this.”

So what is next for this free-spirited, multi-talented theatre maker? Target practice for the rest of this

The Lovers

■ (MA). 97 minutes. Now available on DVD.

Wonderfully low-key, beautifully acted drama that focuses on a seemingly dead marriage that suddenly sparks back to life in a most unexpected manner.

The veteran couple are Mary (Debra Winger) and Michael (Tracy Letts), who go through the motions at home, both agonisingly aware that their marriage is completely devoid of passion and love.

available on DVD.

Adapted from the popular Manga which also became a successful anime series, these two liveaction movies are loaded with infectious energy and technical ingenuity, and while the second entry is noticeably flawed, they prove to be an entertaining double bill.

Assassination Classroom (2015) (****) opens with the students of Class 3-E, deemed the worst of Kunugigaoka Junior High School, being set a seemingly incomprehensible task.

year,” says Shannon. “My ideas are arrows. I will fire them all at once. Some will hit the bullseye and some will never be seen again. Such is lifeartlifeartlifeart ... one of the two.”

www.shannonmcgurgan.net

- Cheryl Threadgold

Family Fiesta

■ Family Fiesta , an annual school holiday festival of literature, art and live performance - all at low ticket prices or free - will be presented by Monash University Performing Arts

Centres from June 28 - July 1.

The program kicks off with the premiere of The Velveteen Rabbit by Born in a Taxi, and continues with The Carnival of the Animals with Sammy J; a 40 year celebration with author Mem Fox for Possum Magic; Claire Hooper onstage with Princess Benjamina Has AVery Cheeky Bum and much more, all taking place at the Ian Potter Centre for Performing Arts.

Pluck!

Free lunchtime music will be played by Pluck! in The Count’s Hear guitar music from around the world, using stringed instruments, from mandolins, ukes, banjos, pedal steel, electric and classical guitars as well as other random pluckable things. Expect a musical journey from West African inspired sounds, to Brazil, Spain, bluegrass, 50s rock n roll, and classical. Over the course of Family Fiesta, The Count’s is ready to welcome families with a delicious menu, free babycinos and colouring in to make little ones feel right at home.

Jazz Hands!

Continuing the free music at The Count’s is Australian jazz singer Tamara Kuldin, for an afternoon of sweet swingin’ melodic mayhem to put a smile on the faces of big and little kids alike.

The House on Pleasant Street author workshop

Join bestselling children’s author Sofie Laguna for an exuberant and fun-filled workshop based on her book

The House on Pleasant Street, a story about family and friendship and what happens when trick-or-treating doesn't go to plan. Sofie will share how being

an actor helps her to tell stories with strong characters. Littles ones will help Sofie read the story and get their book signed.

Wylah: The Koorie Warrior author workshop

Celebrate the exciting return of Wylah: The Koorie Warrior in this interactive, creative workshop with authors Jordan, a proud Peek Whurrong man, and Richard, an indigenous Saan Indigenous Samoan. During a fun- filled 45 minutes, children will find out how the new book in the Wylah series, Custodians, was made. Learn about Aboriginal culture and creating an original character for Wylah's nation. Wylah is a warrior, hero and friend. Her adventures have been 40,000 years in the making. She is brave, clever and strong-willed, and all her best friends are giant megafauna animals. This event will also be followed by a book signing.

Wild City The foyer of The Ian Potter Centre of Performing Arts will be transformed into a free installation asking, “what if wild animals lived among us in our city?” Wild City is a chance to enjoy the interactive miniature sculptural city where humans, plants and animals live together.

Families can soak up the lively atmosphere in-between shows and events at Family Fiesta, making a day out of it with fun for all. All events are either free or have a maximum ticket price of $15, making it the perfect low cost day out for families this school holiday.

Families can soak up the lively atmosphere in-between shows and events at Family Fiesta, making a day out of it with fun for all. All events are either free or have a maximum ticket price of $15.

Monash University Performing Arts Centres is the public performing arts and cultural arm of Monash University.

Event Details for Family Fiesta: June 28 - July 1. The Ian Potter Centre for Performing Arts, 48 Exhibition Walk, Clayton. Family Fiesta is held at The Ian Potter Centre for Performing Arts’ venues: The Alexander Theatre, David Li Sound Gallery and The Count’s. Tickets prices: Free - $15, available in advance and on the day.

- Cheryl Threadgold

So much so that they are each involved in extra-marital affairs; Michael with ballet teacher Lucy (Melora Walters), and Mary with aspiring writer Robert (Aiden Gillen)

Knowing the end is nigh, the two decide to announce their break-up when their college student son Joel (Tyler Ross) arrives home for a few days with his girlfriend Erin (Jessica Sula), who has yet to meet his parents.

Believing this to be the best option before parting ways and walking off into the sunset with their secret partners, Michael and Mary’s plans are turned upside down when they suddenly rediscover that longlost flame, making them wonder if splitting up is really the right thing to do.

The Lovers should be thoroughly enjoyed by adult audiences, able to see two mature people contemplating what the other means to them, the time they have spent together, and the inevitability of what may happen when a couple have been in each other’s company for so long.

Imagine the next step after Forget Paris (which also co-starred Winger), which itself was the next step after the initial, glowing romance had worn off.

With so many romantic films now either crudely outrageous or depressingly formulaic and shallow, it is great to see a film that treats the subject in a believable, matter-of-fact fashion. Both Winger and Letts are outstanding. Winger, who disappeared from the limelight for many years after a falling out with Hollywood, is exceptional, while Letts, better known as a Pulitzer Prize-winning writer (Bug, Killer Joe, August : Osage County, Indignation and Christine ), is a perfect match. Writer/director Azazel Jacobs (Terri, Momma’s Man) deserves special praise for never allowing the material to become saccharine or melodramatic.

RATING - ****

Assassination Classroom

■ Movie Collection (M). Now

A bright yellow, tentacled creature has destroyed most of the moon, and states that if he is not terminated by March of the following year, Earth will suffer the same fate.

Perplexing the Ministry Of Defence is the creature’s demand of wanting to teach Class 3-E during these final months, a request that is readily approved.

Seeing this as a chance to kill the alien, Ministry agent Karasuma (Kippei Shiina) makes a deal with the bemused students, telling them that whoever assassinates their otherworldly teacher will receive ten billion yen.

Using specially designed weaponry, the teenagers are trained by both Karasuma and femme fatale Irina Jelavic (Kang Ji-Young), whose name is frequently (and deliberately) mis-pronounced.

Standing out amongst the class are Nagisa Shiota (Ryosuke Yamada), Karuma Akabane (Masaki Suda), Kaede Kayano (Maika Yamamoto) and Manami Okuda (Miku Uehara)

Also transferred to the group is an A.I. machine, loaded with enough guns to level the entire school. A love-hate relationship develops between alien and pupil, as it seems genuinely interested in providing the bullied and downtrodden students with the best education possible.

Assassination Classroom : Graduation (2016) (***) continues the bizarre scenario, and offers many answers to the numerous questions raised in the first film.

On board this time is Japanese pop superstar Kazunari Ninomiya (from the mega-successful group Arashi), as well as Hiroki Narimiya and Mirei Kiritani.

The cast are all likeable, and are able to give their characters enough individuality to make them interesting.

Assassination Classroom : Movie Collection (released through Madman Entertainment) is a brightly concocted genre mash-up that offers the kind of exuberant viewing that most viewers will find both amusing and diverting. The anime series, which also comes highly recommended, is available, on DVD and Blu-Ray.

- Aaron Rourke

● ● ● Shannon McGurgan

■ My first memory of the Australian comedian Syd Heylen was on the television variety show Sunnyside Up which was compered by Bill Collins on Channel 7 in the early 1960s.

Syd was part of a comedy team which included Maurie Fields, Val Jellay, Honest John Gilbert and Syd Hollister.

Syd Heylen was a brilliant comedian, portraying the Australian larrikin.

When I first saw him I had no idea of his background or where he was going in the future.

Harold Charles Sydney ‘Syd’ Heylen was born in Renmark, South Australia, in 1922.

He was the only son of a carpenter and joined the army when he was 16.

Somehow he was nicknamed ‘Seyler’.

Syd served with the 39th Infantry at the Kokoda Track

He later joined the entertainment troupe and was a real character.

The late Michael Pate recalled in his book An Entertaining War that Syd worked with artists such as Jim Davidson, Joe Latona, John McCallum and Ralph Peterson

Apparently Syd ‘borrowed’ a truck during a Western Australian Army tour to visit his girlfriend but forgot that the truck was attached to a large generator and he finished up in a ditch.

After the war Syd became a professional comedian and worked in shows such as Jack And The Beanstalk, Thanks For The Memory and Starry Nights where he was billed as ‘Seyler

Whatever Happened To ... Syd Heylen

By Kevin Trask of 3AW and 96.5 Inner FM

Heylen’ Syd worked at the famous Galleon Coffee Lounge in St Kilda for several years.

He was a regular cast member for 10 years on the television series Sunnyside Up which was produced at the Fitzroy tele-theatre and he was known as ‘Sydney from Sydney’.

Syd was married twice and had two children with his second wife Patti Brittain. Both children now work in the entertainment industry andSyd Jnr is a very popular comedian.

Syd Heylen worked as a comedian at the Britannia Hotel on the corner of Lonsdale St and Swanston St for many years.

He became an actor and had guest roles in shows such as Homicide, Matlock Police and A Town Like Alice

He was a regular cast member for 10 years on the television series Sunnyside Up which was produced at the Fitzroy tele-theatre and he was known as ‘Sydney from Sydney’.

He did small roles in films such as Summer Of the Seventeenth Doll, Caddie, Ginger Meggs and Mad Max 2

Syd was in the ill fated television series Arcadia but this led to his being cast as Vernon ‘Cookie’Locke in A Country Practice

He was with the series from 1982 till 1992 and gained international recognition for his work as a character actor.

Syd and Patti retired to the Gold Coast after A Country Practice finished production. Syd Heylen died of complications following a stroke in 1996 at the age of 74.

He was named the Australian Variety Club's first national living treasure in 1994.

Kevin Trask

Kevin can be heard on 3AW -

The Time Tunnel - Remember WhenSundays at 10.10pm with Philip Brady and Simon Owens. And on 96.5 FM That's Entertainment - Sundays at 12 Noon.. www.inner fm.org.au

NOMINATIONS OPEN FOR BOWNESS PHOTO AWARDS

■ The Bowness Photography Prize is now accepting entries. Entries open until 5pm,. Wednesday June 14.

The William and Winifred Bowness Photography Prize is an important annual survey of contemporary photographic practice in Australia and one of the most prestigious prizes in the country.

MAPh invites artists to submit still photo-based media including analogue and digital photography created over the past year for consideration.

The winning work will be awarded $30,000 and will be acquired into MAH’s nationally significant.

Museum of Australian Photography

860 Ferntree Gully Rd.

Wheelers Hill

At Ballarat

Pre-Raphaelites: Drawings and Watercolours from the Ashmolean Museum

Alongside, in a special double feature, is an historical and contemporary Australian artworks drawing from the influence of the Pre-Raphaelites

In the Company of Morris.

Few people have ever examined the large number of Pre-Raphaelite works on paper held in the Western Art Print Room at The Ashmolean

Even enthusiasts and scholars have rarely looked at more than a selection. The Ashmolean has generously lent the Art Gallery of Ballarat artworks from their permanent collection and the exhibition makes it possible to see a wide range if these fragile works for the first time in Australia in this exhibition which is exclusive to Ballarat.

The works offer an intimate and rare glimpse into the world of the PreRaphaelite Brotherhood and the artist associated with the movement. The exhibition includes works of extraordinary beauty, from the portraits the artists made of each other, studies for paintings and commissions, to subjects taken from history, literature and landscape. Exhibition opens May 20 and closes August 6.

Art Gallery of Ballarat

40 Lydiard St, North Ballarat

Marine focus

Flowers of the Sea – Julie Byfield

The Arts

to tell a story in a more powerful way than can be achieved with a single image.

Through photographic essays exploring themes of the everyday, cultural traditions, and the beauty of nature, the featured artists take the viewer on a journey revealing the power of visual storytelling.

Exhibition closes Saturday June 3.

Town Hall Gallery

360 Burwood Rd, Hawthorn - Peter Kemp

Rocky Horror Show

■ The 50th Anniversary production of iconic rock ‘n’ roll musical The Rocky Horror Show comes to Melbourne’s Atheneum Theatre from May 18-July 30.

50 years for Ronnie Charles

In a new body of large-scale copper objects, Julie Byfield, a South Australian metal artist with a practice spanning 35 years, investigates the unique red sea weeds found along the coast of southern Australia.

By researching, photographing, and sketching marine algae, Byfield gained an understanding of each of the specimens, which were the inspiration for the 15 works occasioned and presented by the Samstag Museum of Art in 2022.

Shown as a sculptural installation, Byfield’s work references 19th century specimen albums, and pigments and highlights both the fragility of our precious marine environments and the elements that threaten and sustain them.

Exhibition closes May 21.

Mornington Peninsula Regional Gallery

Civic Reserve. Dunns Rd.

Mornington

Light Years

Light Years – Camberwell Camera Club

Light Years is a community exhibition featuring a variety of themes captured through immersive photography by members of the Camberwell Camera Club.

This exhibition is the culmination of a major project in 2022. Where the members collected a series of images

The 50th Anniversary production stars Australian superstars Jason Donovan as Frank N Furter, and Myf Warhurst as The Narrator.

Joining them is Stellar Perry as Magenta, Ellis Dolan as Eddie/Dr Scott, Darcey Eagle as Columbia, Ethan Jones as Brad, Deirdre Khoo as Janet, Loredo Malcolm as Rocky, and Henry Rollo as Riff Raff.

Starring alongside them on stage as The Phantoms is Josh Gates, Catty Hamilton, Jackson Reedman and Erica Wild, Keane Fletcher and Kristina McNamara round out the cast as the Swings.

Written and created by Richard O’Brien, The Rocky Horror Show has become one of the world’s favourite musicals and is currently the only contemporary rock musical to celebrate 50 years on stage.

Since it first opened in London in 1973 at the Royal Court's Theatre Upstairs, The Rocky Horror Show has been continuously on stage somewhere in the world and has paved its way into history as one of the rock ‘n’ roll classics of musical theatre.

The 50th Anniversary Rocky Horror Show creative team includes Director Christopher Luscombe, Set Designer Hugh Durrant, Costume Designer Sue Blane, Choreographer Nathan M Wright, Lighting Designer Nick Richings, Music Richard Hartley (original musical arrangements).

■ Ronnie Charles was lead singer in The Groop which was a big-time rock/skiffle band in Australia in the 1960s. They won Hoadley's Battle of the Bands and off to London they sailed. Ronnie hooked up with local UK musos writing and recording jingles. In 1974 he was lead singer on 'Prestidigitation ' featuring the London Symphony Orchestra and English Chamber Choir. No mean feat, imagine the logistics. Prestidigitation has now been remastered to cash in on the vinyl revival in this, the 50 th anniversary of Ronnie's involvement in the music business.

Bob’s good old days

■ Bob Phillips was Floor Manager of the Graham Kennedy Show on GTV during the early days of TV. Bob went onto work on Hey, Hey and many other live variety shows. He has written a book ' Like No Other Business ' relating the crazy times when even the so-called experts learnt how TV worked. It's a fun read, so relive the memories. Amazon online, or better book stores are best places to order your copy.

Beer Week in Melbourne

■ For many readers the Annual Beer Festival is a 'must', this year the magic dates are May 20-27. One popular event is the Hair of the Dog Beer Breakfast on May 26, the morning after the night before, being the 2023 Beer Awards.

Jane Fonda is 85

■ In case you were wondering, Jane Fonda is aged 85, and claims she has never felt better: “Happiest I've ever been.” Jane has every reason to be on the bright side as she will feature in four films this year.

31 flavours to sample

■ During the month of May, the place to visit is the annual Rocky Road Festival being held at the Great Ocean Road Chocolaterie in Bellbrae Thirty-one flavours to sample, your taste buds will go out of control. Festival winds up May 31.

with Peter Kemp

● ● ● ● Syd Heylen

- John O’Keefe

● ● Ronnie Charles

Stateside with Gavin Wood in West Hollywood

WOLFGANG CELEBRATES 50 YEARS OF SERVICE

■ Hi everyone, remotely from my suite at the Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites in West Hollywood comes this week’s news

Three Michelin Stars

■ Wolfgang Johannes Puck is an Austrian-American chef and restaurateur and was pivotal in the rise of California cuisine during the late 1970s.

He also launched modern fusion cuisine by combining classic French techniques with California andAsian influences, using fresh ingredients showcasing California's agricultural bounty.

His catering company was founded in 1998 with Carl Schuster, Wolfgang Puck Catering continues to set the standard for culinary excellence, bringing the team’s legendary combination of innovative cuisine and refined service to the worlds’ most renowned and demanding corporate, cultural and entertainment clients.

Wolfgang Puck has revolutionised the dining landscape with a singular focus: to exceed expectations whenever their guests gather for a meal.

WPC is part of Compass Group North America based in Charlotte, NC, and currently provides special event, restaurant and workplace dining services in major markets including Los Angeles, San Francisco, Seattle, Dallas, Houston, Chicago, Boston, Philadelphia, Washington DC and Atlanta.

Puck holds three Michelin stars (two for his restaurant Spago Beverly Hills and one for CUT, which earned its star just one year after opening), so he has first-hand knowledge when it comes to how two and three-starred restaurants differ.

Clean It Up

■ It truly is the Great White Way. Things have gotten so bad in New York City that drug dealers are brazenly selling what appears to be cocaine sometimes neatly assembled on sidewalk tables on Broadway in trendy NoMad and farther north in Times Square.

Some of the drug-slingers openly solicit, saying, “Weed, coke. Weed, coke” as pedestrians walk by, a disgusted local restaurateur said.

Observers saw two different buyers approach dealers on the corner of West 27th Street and Broadway earlier this month and hand over cash in exchange for plastic baggies containing a mysterious white substance.

And in Times Square, another spotted a makeshift table with what appeared to be pre-rolled joints on West 41st Street and was told by the dealer that they could get cocaine there too.

In NoMad, one man wearing an Amazon vest did not even bother hopping off his bike before riding off with the goods. A few minutes later, another man approached the dealers and walked away with a white substance in a bag.

Hybrid brains?

■ Clumps of human neurons implanted into the brains of newborn rats have successfully integrated into the animals’ brain circuitry, according to a study just published.

The procedure is expected to shed light on psychiatric disorders like autism by illuminating how genetic mutations influence neural circuits.

Stanford researchers, led by Dr Sergiu Pasca, reported the clumps of human cells, known as organoids, replicated millions of new neurons over several months, wiring themselves into the rat’s brain.

The grafted tissues were shown to be integrated when they responded to a puff of air on the animals’ whiskers, among other tests.

The team will use the procedure to observe how diseased organoids grow within neural circuits, which isn’t possible in an isolated petri dish. The novel technique raised ethical questions, with the team consulting ethicists prior to experimentation on questions of animal welfare and how to classify organisms with hybrid brains.

See you in California

■ If you are considering coming over for a holiday, then I have got a special deal for you. We would love to see you at the Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites, 8585 Santa Monica Boulevard, West Hollywood. I have secured a terrific holiday deal for readers of the Melbourne Observer and The Local Paper. Please mention ‘Melbourne Observer’ when you book to receive the ‘Special Rate of the Day’ for your advance bookings. Please contact: Jennifer at info@ramadaweho.com

Happy Holidays, Gavin Wood

Out and About Butter meltdown

■ Grandma’s favorite sugar cookies might be missing a crucial ingredient. While inflation has infiltrated much of the grocery store, few items have been affected more than butter, which, could spell a holiday disaster. The problem starts with cows. Rising costs for feed and labor have led farmers to reduce their cattle herds, causing a series of ripple effects: Milk production was down 1 per cent through January, compared to a typical annual growth rate of 1.5 per cent -2.5 per cent.

The dairy pecking order gives bottlers first priority; then manufacturers of ice cream, yogurt, and cheese then butter churns, which have been left in short supply. Making matters worse, butter churns usually produce most of their butter in the first half of the year, storing it in preparation for the holidays.

● ● ● ● Celebrating 50 years of restaurant service is Wolfgang with his dear friend Alan Johnson, from the Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites in West Hollywood.

Could be in Australia

■ Federal officials arrested two New York residents for allegedly conspiring to act as agents of the Chinese Government and operating an unauthorised police outpost in Manhattan under the direction of The outpost is allegedly one of more than 100 Chinese police operations worldwide, according to court documents. The criminal charges are the first ever to be brought against such outposts. US officials say the operation is part of China’s efforts to police dissidents living abroad. The arrests of Lu Jianwang, 61, and Chen Jinping, 59, come after FBI Director Christopher Wray told a Senate committee that he was concerned about such operations on American soil. China denied the allegations, claiming the stations were service centers for nationals overseas.

How bad is it? Some might say we’re nearing a meltdown: Butter prices are up 25 per cent, trailing only eggs the leading grocery store inflation item, up 40 per cent. Butter in cold storage facilities was down 21 per cent in January to its lowest level since 2017. Butter producers are telling retailers not to offer heavy discounts during the holidays in case they can’t replenish supply, and some bakers are now hoarding butter to build up their own “butter army” for the holidays. On top of all this, the latest foodie trend, with 10.5B+ views on TikTok, is charcuterie-style “butter boards.” Of course, a solution to all this would be turning to margarine.

Video games gold

■ Some of this year’s big video game releases are years, if not more than a decade, old. Blizzard recently rereleased World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King, which first came out in 2008. The game’s servers are so packed that some players have had to wait hours to sign on. Sometimes the games are identical to their past versions; others get graphical and gameplay updates. More are on the way, including Resident Evil 4 and Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic The rereleases are part of a broader entertainment industry trend banking on nostalgia. As Imad Khan wrote in The Times: “Nostalgia has always been a powerful source of revenue for Hollywood. Turns out, it’s equally lucrative for video games.”

Hello Texas, Florida

■ New York, California and Illinois lost thousands of “rich young professionals” who fled the Democrat-run states for low-tax havens likeTexas and Florida, according to a study. The study conducted by Smart Asset of workers under the age of 35 who earn $100,000 per year cited inflow and outflow of young professionals by gleaning information from Internal Revenue Service data, including tax returns from 2019 and 2020. New York had the largest net outflow of young professionals 15,788, the study found. A whopping 28,741 moved out, while 12,953 moved to the state. California saw the second-highest net outflow of young professionals. In 2019 and 2020, 20,568 young professionals moved to the state, but 28,528 left, according to the Smart Asset study, making for a net outflow of 7960. Illinois has also been hemorrhaging under-35 workers, the study found. The Prairie State lost 9386 young professionals while gaining just 6527 a net outflow of 2859. Several large companies have recently announced they were moving their headquarters out of Chicago, citing soaring levels of crime. Massachusetts also experienced a significant net outflow. The Bay State lost 8160 young professionals while just 6290 moved in resulting in a net outflow of 1870.

Milk MoJo

■ You may remember the ads from the ’90s and 2000s: celebrities such as David Beckham and Britney Spears sporting white moustaches above the words “Got Milk?” For many young people today, the answer to that question is: no. “Nobody drinks regular milk on purpose nowadays,” Masani Bailey, 30, told The Times. The dairy industry has started a new campaign to win over Gen Z, employing Olympic athletes and video game celebrities to hype the benefits of dairy. “We have to reclaim milk’s mojo,” one industry executive said.

Ramada Plaza Hotel and Suites

No 28

Across Across Down Down

148. Health setbacks

149. Tartan

150. Bronze medal position

152. Ski slope

154. Time of great success

157. Plane part

158. President ... Lincoln

162. The A of AM

163. Anxious

166. Repeat

167. Jazz legend, ... Fitzgerald

169. Twirl

171. Soon

172. Wrench (ankle)

173. Stupid

175. ... & crannies

176. Bravery award

179. No-one

180. Utterly exhausted (3,2)

182. Deity 183. Sphere

184. Befuddle

186. Egg shape

189. Vietnam war leader, ... Minh (2,3)

190. Fossilised resin

191. Construe

192. Evading (capture)

196. Spy, ... Hari

197. Blunder

198. Dummy pill

199. Conferred (on)

201. So-so

202. Nonsense

203. Stunned

204. Not deadly (3-5)

205. Flog

208. Snow shelters

210. Horseback bullfighters

211. Thailand & Korea are there 212. Enthusiastic applause

213. Regretted 215. Most high-pitched 219. Appeals 221. ... or famine

223. Slips backwards 227. Sweet bun 228. Accuse (president) 230. Red-yellow pigment 231. Batman & ... 232. Loots

233. Contained within this 234. Cowboy's hat

238. Window canopies

239. Wider

240. Sheathe

243. Computer phone links

246. Disabled (racehorse)

247. Mention, ... to

250. Guru

251. Started

253. Brings together

256. Greasiest

257. Youthful

258. Cruelty

262. Paw roughly

263. Embezzlement

266. Ark builder

268. Insane lady

269. Literary conclusion

270. Worms for fishing (4,4)

271. Sewer coverings

272. Digital read-out (1,1,1)

273. TV tycoon, media ...

274. Greenwich Mean Time (1,1,1)

275. Circus swings

276. Pollen allergy (3,5)

277. Fragile china, ... porcelain

278. January 1st, New ... (4'1,3)

1. Scoffs

2. Outspoken

3. Stockings fibre

4. My ... are sealed

5. Electronic payment for goods

7. Renovate

8. Water outlet

9. Surplus

10. Protected

11. Pour carelessly

12. Bullied verbally

13. Small wager

14. Neatly arranged (4,3)

15. Seem

16. Lightning flash

17. Deep chasm

18. Lay oneself open to

19. Fizzy

24. Dutch cheese

26. Mend (sock)

30. Soil-enriching mixture

33. Yearbook of forecasts

34. Malice (3,4)

35. Strangest

130. Powerful light (3,4)

132. Hitler's Third ...

133. Minuscule

134. Spaghetti or lasagne

137. Intimate (thoughts)

138. Western Australian capital

141. Colorado ski resort

142. Jungle vine

143. Father

151. Dog-like predators

153. Underground passage

155. Throw out of school

156. Sheikhdom, Abu ...

159. Dressed (wound)

160. Single-celled organism

161. Mixed

164. Lodge deeply

165. North African land

168. Prisoner's shackles (3,5)

170. Partaking of liquor

173. Resides in

174. Of forebears

177. Political deserters

178. Generosity

181. Effervescent soft drink

185. Football position (4,4)

186. Extends

187. Trainee

188. Win

193. Unconscious (of fact)

194. Within house

195. Lubricates

200. Information bank

201. Acapulco natives

206. Part of pelvis

207. Party-giver

208. Large fire

209. Excursions

211. Track competitor

214. Trickle

216. Baseball score (4,3)

217. Imprecise

218. Lewd men

220. Moral

222. Saunter

224. Thinks logically

225. Pierced with dagger

226. Inexhaustible

229. ... & now

232. List of meals

235. IVF infant, ... baby (4-4)

236. Locate

237. Skipping

241. Make legally void

242. Tentacled creature, sea ...

244. Increases in depth

245. Cleaver

248. Former French currency units

249. Function

251. Stooped

252. US music award

253. Unfulfilled

254. Pakistan's neighbour

255. Inspire

259. Detest

260. Lazed

261. Green (of stone)

262. Masculine

264. Be informed

265. Frozen floating mass

267. Loathe

Crossroads

By Rob Foenander info@countrycrossroads com.au

Beyond Bacharach

■ Jack Howard and The Ambassadors Of Love present Bacharach asnd Beyond on Sunday, Augsut 6, at the Memo St Kilda.

With the passing of Burt Bacharach earlier this year fresh in their minds, Jack Howard's brilliantly orchestrated show returns for a special show.

All the great songs from one of the finest songwriters of our time will no doubt take the audience on a trip down memory lane.

Showtime 4pm and tickets at Trybooking.

At Mornington

■ The Mornington Winter Music Festival will be held over the King’s Birthday weekend in June and will see Mornington come alive with a celebration of music, arts and heritage.

There will be no shortage of entertainment, says their media release.

Gala dinner ball

■ Jet Travel and Cruise present their exclusive gala dinner ball on Saturday, July 10, at the Springvale Town Hall.

International band Misty along with local singer and well loved personality Esric Jackson are set to entertain the crowd from 6pm to 1am.

More info contact Romaine Ferdinands, 0423 737 074.

- Rob Foenander

GRAHAM KENNEDY REVEALS HIMSELF

Part 2

By Henry Gay

Continued From Last Issue

After reading and enjoying Harry M Miller’s second book published in 2010 there was a tone of forgiveness on Harry’s part in it, My personal opinion is that Harry was only doing his job and, at the time, I didn’t have the nerve to say to Graham, “Hey, would you be living here if it wasn’t for Harry’s entrepreneurial flair?”

When I was at 3AK Harry asked us to come up with a promotion for his first big pop show featuring Dusty Springfield, Gene Pitney and to my shame I can’t remember the name of the group.

Harry also promised to have our young announcer, Grantley Dee, born not being able to see anything to sing on the show, I came up with the idea that we look for someone to produce the show. What order should they artists be in, etc. We got thousands of entries and the winner was an attractive girl.

However, there was a snag... It wasn’t until her name became public after it was announced on the air that she worked at the opposition radio station, 3UZ, we felt we had no other option but to employ her and she finally married one of our turntable operators.

Back to Harry M Miller’s first pop show. We met the artists on the tarmac at the Essendon Airport to welcome them on an Outside

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Broadcast. During Graham Boyd’s interview with Dusty Springfield she asked him what day it was. “Sunday” said Graham to which Dusty replied, “Oh, hell is it?” We sort of trembled if anyone was to complain to the Broadcasting Control Board. Things were a little different in those days. Hell and Damn weren’t words the listeners were entitled or allowed to hear.

Reminds me of the time when I went into the studio while Nicky and Graham were on the “air” to look for some papers and Nicky went crook muttering something about leaving things alone.

Two days later Nicky told me he hadn’t slept for two nights because of me. He said he had told me “to leave those bloody papers alone.” He was waiting for someone to ring up to complain to the Broadcasting Control Board

In those days bloodywould get you taken off the air for good. These days to get on the air it’s almost customary to use it.

At the Essendon Airport while Miss Springfield was being interviewed I noticed a young man sitting on a bag with his head in his hands looking completely lost.

I went up to him asking if, by any chance, he was Gene Pitney He nodded his head Harry had given us a bonus as we were only expecting Dusty Springfield who, by the way, was wearing more make-up than wife Maureen used to keep in the cupboard when she

was a director with Mary Kay cosmetics.

I suggested to Gene Pitney that he had a good voice formusical comedy songs. I’m ashamed to say that later Pitney did record an album of musical comedy songs and it wasn’t one of his best sellers.

One more Harry M Miller story. In another show he had this young New Zealand girl whose name we had never heard before.

A panel operator, Graham Lever, said there was a record of hers somewhere. He found it, we liked it. and it became the Edison Award record of the week which meant that it was played every hour.

The reason we had to play it was that Harry was very clever in promoting the show as he said the names of the performers all in breath and there was no way could edit or remove a single name so we had no choice but to play her.

Her name was Dinah Lee and the record was Don’t You Know Yokomo. And it became a big it.

The other radio stations accused EMI of giving us preferential treatment but EMI had pleasure in telling them the record had been released for two months. Dinah was a New Zealander and so was Harry.

I just remembered many of us importing a record from New Zealand which Harry was the distributor, My Square Laddie, a parody on My Fair Lady, featuring Reginald Gardiner and Zasu Pitts with some orchestrations by Billy

May (now available on CD). I also remember another artist Harry brought out, Comedian Shelly Berman, in the foyer of the Southern Cross, sitting on a footstool, crying his heart out.

Harry went into the classical market. How well I remember the reception for that wonderful pianist, Arthur Rubenstien and his youthful family for two reasons.

The first involving him telling me a joke when all of all of a sudden his fingers were grabbed by a radio man, Jim Archer, who said, “Gee, Maestro, you have very thick fingers for a pianist.”

Mr Rubenstein ignored Archer, took a deep breath, placed his hands on my shoulders saying :”You wish to hear the end of this story?”

The other reason. Ah, yes. It was the day I became engaged to Maureen, but don’t ask me what the date was.

Digressing again from Graham and Harry I remember another reception in honour of the then popu- lar Italian singer, Nella Pizzi, who was aged about 40 years and accompanied by a very good looking gigolo of some 20 Summers attracting the attention of the late 3KZ radio announcer, Jim Archer, who had a plaster covered arm in a sling.

Try as Jim might, he never got near the young lad as the singer well aware what Archer had in mind, and each time Archer got within an arm’s length (not the one in the sling), Miss Pizzi was standing between them.

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■ Top Victorian colt Lofty Strike remains favourite for the Goodwood Handicap coming up this Saturday at Morphettville, according to leading bookmakers Neds

At his last outing the highly promising threeyear-old, ran a good second to top Sydney sprinter, In Secret, in the Newmarket Handicap at Flemington back on March 23.

He contested the very tough T.J.Smith Stakes over 1200 metres on April 1, but was found wanting, being unplaced.

The field that may go around in the Goodwood, will be nowhere near the class of the T.J.Stakes

He will be fresh admittedly, but is smart, and will get a three-year-old’s weight, which will help immensely.

The Maher-Eustace stable is still firing bullets all over Australia, and this time with a filly having only her sixth start in the Sangster Stakes over 1200 mtres.

Ruthless Dame, having only her sixth start, was most impressive.

The New Zealand bred filly, by the top sire, Tavistock, blew them away over the final 200 metres to win great fashion.

Yet another win for the top young team, but also John Allen, who came to Australia to ride over the jumps, and has knocked up riding Group One winners for the Maher-Eustace team.

His ride was a gem, getting up to beat, the SouthAustralian galloper, AnotherAward, and the New South Wales mare, Zapateo

Although starting at good odds, Ruthless Dame had already shown the team, plenty on the track.

The favourite, Bella Nipotina, was given every chance by top Victorian rider Ben Melham, but she failed to carry on her great form.

Melham said, on pulling up, that she needed a rest after some travel and hard runs.

She recently ran a great third in the Quokka event in Western Australia after missing the start. Whether she runs in the Goodwood is another matter; I doubt it.

As mentioned, the good Sydney mare Zapateo ran a big race in the Sangster, and if she goes around here, will be hard to beat.

The good sprinting mare, Passive Aggressive, may run again here, but has had a couple of hard runs lately.

At her last outing she finished eighth in a tight finish in the Sangster Stakes in Adelaide

Prepared by leading trainer, Graeme Begg, she is good on her day, and could be right in this.

On the next line is the James Cummings trained Kallos, who won in good style at Flemington over 1000 metres back on March 25th.

Prior to that run he had won with Jamie Kah in the saddle, also over 1000 metres.

Admittedly the four year-old gelding is up in class here.

Cranbourne trainer Clinton Mc Donald has the quick sprinter Star Patrol, ready to fire first up after a lengthy spell.

He was most impressive in winning back in January, and has a lot pace, but will badly need the run, if he does start here.

Strong roster

■ Yulong is proud to present a seven-stallion roster brimming with young sirepower for the 2023 breeding season.

Sam Fairgray, Yulong’s Operation Manager, said the pricing strategy for the season was focused on providing exceptional value for breeders.

Mr Fairgray said that they are delighted to present a diverse roster that combines some of the best global sidelines at value fees that breeders can capitalise on commercially.

The support shown with their own elite broodmare brand, should give breeders total confidence, that their stallions are provided every opportunity to succeed; not just in their first two seasons, but right through the unproven years.

This support is exemplified by Grunt (NZ), who from just a handful of runners to date, has already unearthed a stallion prospect of his own in the Yulong bred, Veight.

The brilliant youngster became his sire’s first winner, when bursting on to the scene with a six-length maiden win in February.

He followed that up with a dominant success in the Group Two Sires’ Produce Stakes at Flemington last month.

Prepared by leading trainers, Tony and Calvin Mc Evoy, the colt looks destined for a big three-year-old campaign next season. With smart debuts from Rhythm of Love, and Our Cracklin Rosie, and given the improvement Grunt himself made, there is plenty of excitement around this Yulong’s stallion as crops emerge from Yulong’s elite mares, and his oldest crop enter their classic year.

Deni back in action

■ It was good news to have the Deniliquin Race Club back in action for their Diggers Cup Day on ANZAC Day at their picturesque track.

The Club had missed a couple of meetings through the pandemic and a track worry on one occasion.

I have worked for the Club on the P.A. on several occasions, and it is always a great day.

LOFTY STRIKE FAVOURITE FOR GOODWOOD Ted Ryan

A good friend of mine, racecaller Nigel Killip, does an excellent job with his calling, while his wife, Caroline, organises the Punters Club, with their son Jake in tow.

After the last, the usual popular two-cup swings into action, with plenty of action in the ring.

Always a good day, unfortunately I have missed some meetings due to a bit of ill-health over the past couple of years.

People like Joan and Russell Douglas have helped run the Club over sometime, and always make sure everything is spot on.

- Ted Ryan

Ladbrokes Park Hillside Racecourse on February 11.

Photo by Pat Scala/Racing Photos.

Kallos ridden by Ben Melham wins the ATA/Bob Hoysted Handicap at Flemington Racecourse on March 25.

Photo by Brett Holburt/Racing Photos.

Then you have Argentina, It’s Our Time, In the Boat, Generation, Roch ‘N’ Horse, Marabi, and September Run, who has been in everything but the Melbourne to Warrnambool Bike Race

9-RACE PROGRAM AT HORSHAM

■ Racing in the Wimmera commenced the week when progressive Horsham held a most interesting nine race program.

Astute Kolora part-owner/trainer Des Hilton formerly from the Swan Hill area made a welcome return to the winners list when home bred 5Y0 Sweet Lou-Sokin Wet gelding Mywaterlou raced in partnership with Swan Hill’s Arthur Graham was successful in the VHRC Mazzetti Painting Maiden Pace over 1700 metres.

Second up for almost 13 months after resuming at Hamilton a week earlier, Mywaterlou driven by Michael Bellman was sent forward from gate six to park outside the polemarker Angel Of Heaven which led easily as the gate pulled away.

Showing plenty of intestinal fortitude in the run to the wire, Mywaterlou scored by 1.8 metres over the pacemaker returning a mile rate of 159.8. Girls View (gate four) after being slow to begin before settling mid-field was third 3.1 metres away.

■ Gordon duo Tim and Darby McGuigan’s 8Y0 Blissful Hall-Lombo Brite Eyes gelding Hurricane Ed landed the 2200 metre VHRC – Aldebaran Park Benefiting Our Members Trotters Mobile in a comfortable mile rate of 2-02.3.

Driven by Darby, Hurricane Ed at start 49 was eased from gate four to settle three back in the moving line as well supported Ollie Jack led from gate three but was pressured through the middle stages by Off Your Faceski (gate five) outside him.

Going forward three wide uncovered in the last lap, Hurricane Ed surged to the front on turning to easily account for Lady Be Lucky (three pegs), with Off Your Faceski battling away gamely for third a head back.

■ Mount Gambier trainer/driver Brent Howard a regular visitor to the Western District tracks snared the VHRC Yeomans Slate & Stone Pace over 2200 metres with honest 6Y0 Sunshine Beach-Elegant Art gelding Burning Hot.

Showing plenty of staying prowess, Burning Hot (gate five) raced in the open throughout, dashing clear on turning and proving too strong at the finish for the consistent Zwick from near last. Joeys Hangover having start 175 with 21 wins on the board finished on for third after following the runner up home. The margins 2 metres by a neck in a rate of 2-02.1.

■ Seventy-year-old Birchip owner/trainer Gary Living has been involved in harness racing for many years and has always come up with a ‘bread and butter’ type horse and 7Y0 A Rocknroll Dance-Sancerre gelding A Rocknroll Jet is one of them, chalking up his sixth success in 73 outings when greeting the judge in the VHRC The Members Pace over 2200 metres.

Taking a concession for Luke Dunne, A Rocknroll Jet settled three back in a strung out field from gate two on the second line as Magic Feeling led from gate two.

Following up both Senna Storm (one/one) and Creative Lad (one/two) in the three wide line in the last lap with Tossup (one/four) swooping four wide, A Rocknroll Jet when angling to the centre of the track on turning finished full of running to blouse Tossup by a neck in a mile rate of 1-59.9. Senna Storm was third 6.9 metres away.

■ Ecklin South trainer Paddy Lee’s Hes Watching-Jilliby Olivia 6Y0 gelding Jilliby Selwood was a strong victor of the 1700 metre VHRC Super Bonus Program Pace.

With brother Jason holding the reins, Jilliby Sellwood (gate five) did it tough, but did it well after racing outside the raging hot favourite Major Collect (gate three) which had it all his own way at the head of affairs.

Moving along side the leader as the post came into view, Jilliby Selwood scored by 1.5 metres, w ith Tiger Band Wagon (one/two) third 7.3 metres back. The mile rate the fastest of the day 1-55.7.

Cold conditions

■ Kilmore raced on Tuesday with a 10 event card and Romsey trainer/driver Chris Svanosio enjoyed a happy night in cold conditions by providing a double during the evening.

Very much in-form 4Y0 Creatine-Aldebaran Shelly mare Lady Adelia was impressive in taking the Momentum Gaming Trotters Mobile

Harness Racing

2180 for horses which qualified in the heats held on April 27. Given a beaut passage one/one from gate three on the second line as local hope Astro raced outside the pacemaker The Girls Gotflair, Major Max was off and running in the back straight on the final occasion, sprinting like a gazelle to lead on turning and score by 5.1 metres from Amunet (one/three) three wide trail prior to the final bend. Montana Chevelle came from the tail weaving in-between runners on straightening for third 2.4 metres back. The mile rate 204.6.

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over 2180 metres. Going forward from outside the front line to park outside the Bolinda mare Kyvalleyhoneybunny (gate four), Lady Adelia made an unsuccessful bid for the front in the early stages before being restrained to the back of the pacemaker.

Coming away from the inside in the final circuit, Lady Adelia raced a little roughly with Chris holding her together until turning as Kyvalleeyhoneybunny went for home.

Once balanced on straightening, Lady Adelia stretched out beautifully to register a 1.6 metre margin over Kyvalleyhoneybunny. Wish Upona Dream (four pegs) was third 13.5 metres back. The mile rate 2-04.9.

■ Stablemate Better Brother, a 3Y0 gelded son of Pet Rock and Shes A Killer was tough in winning the 1690 metre Jet Roofing Vicbred Pace after racing uncovered from outside the front line when shadowing the poleline leader Emjaybee.

Surging clear on turning, Better Brother won in a breeze by 11.8 metres from Ruby Wingate along the sprint lane after trailing the pacemaker, with Misslola (one/two) a head away third. The mile rate 1-57.3.

■ Kilmore listed trainer Ben Yole although living in Tasmania, provided half of the field in the O’Brien Electrical Pace over 2180 metres and snared the trifecta with 10Y0 American Ideal-Lombo Glad Rages gelding Ideal Investment defeating Nifty Jolt and Karalta Courage in a mile rate of 2-03.

Driven by the stable’s number one reinsperson Taylor Youl, Ideal Investment was taken back to the rear from and inside second line draw as Nifty Jolt led from gate three.

Moving forward three wide in the final circuit trailing Zaras All Good from the tail, Ideal Investment four wide home turn ran on best to register a 5.5 metre victory.

Karalta Courage after a one/one trip was 1.4 metres away in third place. Ben and Taylor were also to provide a double after 6Y0 Million Dollar Cam-Kyallarama mare Didn’t I scored in the Worlds Best Hoof oil Pace over 2180 metres at odds of $26.00.

Beginning fast to lead from gate three, Didnt I was meritorious after being tackled strongly mid-race before kicking away on turning to score by 6.3 metres in 2-00.9 from Northern Terror (three pegs) which was shuffled back when those ahead of him dropped out. Icanmotor after having every chance one/one was third 2.6 metres back.

■ Bolinda’s Glen Davies combined with James Herbertson to capture the The Hip Pocket Workwear Pace over 2180 metres with Social Writer a 7Y0 entire by Sportswriter from Blissful Lombo who broke his maiden status at start number 26.

Enjoying a cosy trip from gate two trailing the leader Sharkbite Alto (gate four), Social Writer after angling off the markers on the final bend ran home best to gain the day by a neck from Fly Like An Angel along the sprint lane from three back, with Cee Oh Dee (four wide home turn) third 3.5 metres back after bring shuffled back through the middle stages. The mile rate 2-04.1.

■ Carlsruhe trainer/driver Jack Sullivan’s Majestic Son-Nicky Kewky 5Y0 gelding Major Max loves racing at Kilmore and landed the $7000 Broadstead Kilmore Trotters Final over

■ Wednesday saw a mammoth 12 race card of entertaining racing at Geelong with Allendale owner/trainer Adam Stephens chalking up a double – ever reliable 7Y0 Union Guy-Alberts Belle gelding Wingate Guy taking the Team Zav Eureka Slot Holder Pace over 1609 metres and 6Y0 Bettors Delight-Lombo Madam Lashe gelding Silver Domino the 2100 metre Barwon FM Pace, both driven in identical fashion by Gordon based Ryan Duffy.

Wingate Guy (gate two) trailed leader Tic Tact inside him before easing outside him on turning to score by 7.8 metres in a rate of 1-57.7. Layden (one/two – three wide last lap) was third a head away. Silver Domino (gate three) followed the poleline leader Sasscilian and after easing outside him on turning finished best to prevail by 3.7 metres, with Harpocrates third 8.7 metres back after using the sprint lane. The mile rate 1-59.9.

■ Kyneton father and son Greg (trainer) and Steve Leight love the squaregaiters and 4Y0 Peak-Van Perfect gelding Perfect Peak snared the Haras Des Trotteurs Maiden Trotters Mobile over 2100 metres.

Driven by Steve, Perfect Pete went forward from outside the front line to cross and lead hitting the back straight on the first occasion after the leader Mattyo (gate two) galloped on the first turn.

Travelling kindly, Perfect Pete defied all challengers in winning by a half head only from roughie Reine De La Lune which trailed easing outside him on the final bend. First starter Caseys Diamond (gate four) after galloping away made ground from the rear racing for the bell to be one/one for the last lap before being shuffled back and running on late for third 10.2 metres away.

■ Ten-year-old Tell All-Monarco Miss gelding Morvah’s love of the Geelong track saw him register his 6th win there (15 in all) after greeting the judge in the Hoyts Food Pace over 2100 metres.

Bred and raced by Anakie trainer Tim Bolitho and wife Felicity, Morvah was given a perfect trip from inside the second line by Jackie Barker trailing the poleline leader and hot favourite Somethin Bout Eily before using the sprint lane to account for Damysus which had raced exposed for most of the race by 4.9 metres. Sometin Bout Eily held third 1.3 metres away in a mile rate of 1-58.2.

Feature at Cobram

■ The feature race at Cobram on Thursday was the time honoured $25,000 George Croxford Tribute for Three Year Olds over 2170 metres with several border hoppers contesting the race – the victor being Sweet Lou-Chloe Finn colt Louie Lou I and what an excitement machine he is developing in to.

Trained at Romsey by Chris Svanosio for the large syndicate who race him and driven once again by Ross Payne, Louie Lou I after going forward from gate six ended up with the run of the race one/one as the well supported Chivalry trained by Lisa Pitt led easily from gate two with husband Mark aboard after Our Vincent Can Gough from gate two on the second line faced the breeze.

Angling three wide on the final bend, Louie Lou I sprinted sharply to blouse the filly Chynchilla a stablemate of the leader which had eased off his back approaching the home turn and kicked on straightening appearing likely to score, however Louie Lou I’s burst in a last quarter of 27.5 seconds gave him a head decision in a thrilling finish making it three from three this

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This Week

■ Wednesday – Mildura, Thursday –Charlton/Ballarat, Friday – Bendigo, Saturday – Melton, Sunday – Cranbourne, Monday – Stawell, Tuesday – Echuca.

time in. Chivalry held down third 9.3 metres away. The mile rate 1-57.2.

■ On a great afternoon of racing top reinsman Nathan Jack finished the day with four winners Pee Bees Delight (Trainer Sherree Baker), Sheetweb Weaver (Peter Romero), Superbon (Tayla Nicholson) and Payup Orleave (Shane Pangrazio), while Derrinel’s Glenn Bull snared a double Michen Roy and Alcatraz Girl.

Strong affinity

■ How proud must Koonah (St Arnaud) cotrainers Shaun and Jason McNaulty be of their 7Y0 Dream Vacation-Tricia Powell gelding Travel Bug who registered his 17th victory in 87 outings when taking the 2190 metre Carisbrook Motors Trotters Handicap over 2190 metres at Maryborough on Friday. Raced by Jason, Travel Bug seems to have a strong affinity wit h reinsman James Herbertson who guided him to another win.

Starting from a daunting 40 metre backmark over the short trip, Travel Bug settled five back in the moving line as old timer Glorious Finale (13yrs) crossed Down Under Earl (front) to assume control.

Trailing up both Archleo (10m one/two) and Andover Sun (10m one/three) in the three wide line prior to the home turn as Glorious Finale kicked away on straightening, Travel Bug out wide finished full of running to defeat Andover Sun by a half head, with Glorious Finale after not seeing out the trip third 1.4 metres away. The mile rate a slick 2-00.7.

■ When you’re hot you’trhot and Longlea trainer/driver Matthew Gath is exactly that at present following the victory of Volstead/Roxy Maguire filly Third Eye on debut in the $10,000 Aldebaran Vicbred Platinum Home Grown Classic for Two Year Old Fillies over 1690 metres.

Trotting like she had been doing it all her life, Third Eye raced by loyal stable clients Norm and Joan Visca began fast from outside the front line to follow the raging hot favourite Centurian Dream which led from gate two.

Using the sprint lane, Third Eye rallied strongly along the inside to gain the day by 2.4 metres over the pacemaker returning a mile rate of 2-03.2.Another first starter Manda Kyvalley (four pegs) was third albeit 22.2 metres back.

■ The Two Year Old Colts & Geldings Classic went the way of Bullengarook owner/trainer Ian Caruana’s Skyvalley-Mystical Rainbow gelding Rocky Valley in 2-01.9.

Rated a treat by John Caldow, Rocky Valley led from gate two with the result never in doubt, cruising to the wire 4.2 metres in advance of two first starters Koufix (Heather Morrissey - Neil McCallum) which trailed and Kyvalley Maven (Chris Svanosio) which followed the pair.

■ Stawell trainer Jason Ainsworth combined with ‘Herbie’ Herbertson to land the Haras Des Trotteurs Trotters Mobile over 2190 metres with From The West, a 9Y0 daughter of Gotta Go Cullen and Miss Saxony.

Running home off a three wide trail last lap from four back in the moving line, From The West raced clear over the concluding stages to score by 5.5 metres in a rate of 2-04.9 from Vincent Kai (three wide last lap) and Champagnes which trailed the weakening leader Midnight Avenger after easing outside her on the final bend finishing a neck away third.

- Len Baker

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SCORES FROM WEEKEND MATCHES

■ Victorian Amateur Football Association. Premier Men’s. University Blues 10.13

73) d Old Brighton 9.6 (60). St Kevins 12.11

83) d old Xavierians 10.13 (73). Collegians

24.18 (162) d Old Melburnians 7.7 (49).

University Blacks 18.11 (119) d Caulfield

Grammarians 12.10 (82). Old Scotch 14.11

95) d Old Haileybury 7.4 (46).

Premier Men’s Reserves. University

Blues 7.8 (50) d Old Brighton 10.14 (74).

Old Xavierians 11.12 (78) d St Kevins 5.5

35). Old Melburnians 17.12 (114) d Collegians 7.10 (52). Caulfield Grammarians 8.7

55) d University Blacks 6.16 (52). Old Scotch

32.15 (207) d Old Haileybury 1.2 (8).

Premier B Men’s. Old Geelong 16.11

107) d AJAX 12.11 (83). Beaumaris 7.11

53) d Old Trinity 5.10 (40). Williams-town

CYMS 12.16 (88) d Monash Blues 10.12 (72).

St Bernards 16.20 (116) d St Bedes/Mentone

Tigers 7.7 (49). Fitzroy 15.17 (107) d De La

Salle 5.10 (40).

Premier B Men’s Reserves. Old Geelong

13.12 (90) d AJAX 8.9 (57). Old Trinity 10.13

73) d Beaumaris 4.7 (31). Williamstown

CYNMS 13.13 (91) d Monash Blues 5.9 (39).

St Bernards 21.14 (140) d St Bedes/Mentone

Tigers 4.4 (28). fITZROY 11.19 (85) d De La

Salle 6.9 (45).

Premier C Men’s. Old Ivanhoe Grammarans 15.14 (104) d Mazenod OC 3.12 (30).

Marcellin 15.7 (97) d Ormond 14.11 (95).

Parkdale Vultures 17.4 (106) drew with Old Carey 16.10 (106). PEGS 11.10 (76) d Old Camberwell Grammarians 9.5 (59). Hampon Rovers: Bye.

Premier C Men’s Reserves. Mazenod OC 10.5 (65) d Old Ivanhoe Grammarians

7.12 (54). Marcellin OC 7.11 (53) d Ormond

7.8 (50). Parkdale Vultures 11.10 (76) d Old Carey 10.6 (66). Old Camberwell Grammarans 14.11 (95) d PEGS 2.5 (17). Hampton

Rovers: Bye.

Division 1 Men’s. Old Peninsula 18.7

115) d Ivanhoe 10.11 (71). Glen Eira 13.11

89) d Therry Penola 5.16 (46). Kew 13.16

94) d West Brunswick 3.4 (22). Oakleigh

12.11 (83) d UHS-VU 11.10 (76). Prahran

25.17 (167) d Preston Bullants 10.9 (69).

Division 1 Men’s Reserves. Ivanhoe

8.15 (63) d Old Peninsula 7.7 (49). Glen Eira

12.9 (81) d Therry Penola 5.8 (38). Kew 13.10

88) d West Brunswick 6.6 (42). UHS-VU 6.9

45) d Oakleigh 5.9 (39). Prahran 13.17 (95)

d Preston Bullants 7.8 (50).

Division 2 Men’s. Brunswick 12.9 (81)

d Aquinas 11.10 (76). MHSOB 16.10 (106)

d St Mary’s Salesian 16.9 (105). Old Yarra

Cobras 10.14 (74) d Old Paradians 10.6 (66).

South Melbourne Districts 17.13 (115) d Whitefriars 11.6 (72). Bulleen Templestowe

12.8 (79) d Parkside 11.8 (74).

Division 2 Men’s Reserves. Brunswick

12.6 (78) d Aquinas 11.10 (76). MHSOB

21.13 (139) d St Mary’s Salesian 4.11 (35).

Old Paradians 10.10 (70) d Old Yarra Cobras

5.2 (32). South Melbourne Districts 13.14

97) d Whitefriars 4.7 (31). Parkside 22.24

156) d Bulleen Templestowe 1.7 (13).

Division 3 Men’s. Hawthorn 14.12 (96)

d Wattle Park 11.17 (83). Cabnterbury 16.13

109) d Swinburne University 11.12 (78).

Elsternwick 18.11 (119) d Power House 13.10

88). Richmond Central 15.14 (104) d La Trobe University 12.7 (79).

Division 3 Men’s Reserves. Wattle Park

17.13 (115) d Hawthorn 4.11 (35). Canterbury 19.8 (122) d Swinburne University 6.8

44). Elsternwick 12.4 (76) d Power House

8.8 (56). Richmond Central 24.27 (171) d

La Trobe University 2.1 (13).

Division 4 Men’s. North Brunswick 11.10

76) d Box Hill North 9.4 (58). Masala 21.13 (139) d Eley Park 12.13 (85). St Johns 9.8 62) d Albert Park 5.12 (42).

Division 4 Men’s Reserves. North Brunswick 12.9 (81) d Box Hill North 9.3 (57).

Masala 14.14 (98) d Eley Park 9.10 (64). St Johns 11.9 (75) d Albert Park 7.7 (49).

■ Eastern Football Netball League. Prem ier Division. Balwyn 20.17 (137) d

Doncaster 8.8 (56). Vermont 18.10 (118) d South Croydon 10.11 (71). Blackburn 19.15 129) d Park Orchards 9.8 (62). Norwood

8.6 (54) d Noble Park 7.11 (53). East Ringwood 7.11 (53) d Rowqville 7.5 (47).

Doncaster East 14.16 (100) d Berwick 7.6 (48).

Division 1 Seniors. Bayswater 19.7 (121)

d Croydon 9.10 (64). Beaconsfield 9.14 (68)

d Wantirna South 9.6 (60). Mooroolbark 20.15

(135) d Lilydale 3.13 (31). Montrose 14.20

(104) d North Ringwood 4.10 (34). South

Belgrave 10.21 (81) d Mitcham 8.11 (59).

Division 2 Seniors. The Basin 15.18

(108) d Upper Ferntree Gully 12.8 (80).

Mulgrave 13.7 (85) d Ringwood 10.13 (74).

East Burwood 17.20 (122) d Knox 8.6 (54).

Heathmopnt 9.6 (60) d Waverley Blues 8.8

(56). Boronia 11.12 (78) d Templestowe 11.6

(72).

Division 3 Seniors. Coldstream 8.8 (56)

d Fairpark 4.12 (36). Donvale 23.6 (144) d

Silvan 11.17 (83). Oakleigh District 17.13

(115) d Whitehorse Pioneers 15.11 (101).

Ferntree Gully 16.13 (109) d Warrandyte 8.8 (56).

Division 4 Seniors. Kilsyth 15.11 (101)

d Chirnside Park 7.13 (55). Scoresby 23.15

(153) d Nunawading 5.5 (35). Surrey Park

26.24 (180) d Croydon North MLOC 4.2 (26).

Forest Hill: Bye.

■ Essendon District Football League.

Premier Division. Airport West 20.19 (139)

d Avondale Heights 4.7 (31). Greenvale 14.9

(93) d Aberfeldie 11.8 (74). East Keilor 16.7

(103) d Strathmore 13.16 (94). Keilopr 20.20

(1240) d Maribyrnong Park 11.6 (72). Pascoe

Vale 18.12 (120) d Essendon Doutta Stars

10.6 (66).

Division 1. St Albans 16.10 (106) d Tullamarine 6.5 (41). Roxburgh Park 9.16 (70) d

Keilor Park 8.7 (55). Hillside 19.8 (122) d

Moonee Valley 9.10 (64). Rupertswood 13.9

(87) d Craigieburn 8.5 (53). Deer Park 16.22

(118) d Glenroy 3.6 (24). West Coburg 23.15

(153) d Westmeadows 5.4 (34).

Division 2. Northern Saints 14.13 (97) d Sunbury Kangaroos 11.8 (74). Hadfield 11.5

(71) d East Subury 3.9 (27). Taylors Lakes

11.18 (84) d Burnside Heights 8.10 (58). Oak Park 17.10 (112) d Coburg Districts 13.9 (87).

■ Mornington Peninsula Nepean Football League. Division 1 Seniors. Mt Eliza

17.22 (124) d Bonbeach 8.4 (52). Dromana

12.15 (87) d Frankston Bombers 7.6 (48).

Frankston YCW 12.13 (85) d Red Hill 9.8 (62). Sorrento 20.11 (131) d Langwarrin 15.13

(103). Pines 9.9 (63) d Rosebud 7.3 (45).

Division 1 Reserves. Mt Eliza 12.10 (82)

d Bonbeach 4.4 (28). Dromana 14.5 (89) d

Frankston Bombers 5.5 (35). Red Hill 8.11

(59) d Frankston YCW 8.5 (53). Langwarrin

18.16 (124) d Sorrento 3.3 (21). Pines 15.12

(102) d Rosebud 4.1 (25).

Division 1 Under 19. Mt Eliza 18.12

(120) d Bonbeach 4.1 (25). Dromana 9.12

(66) d Frankston Bombers 4.3 (27). Rosebud

7.3 (45) d Pines 6.8 (44). Langwarrin, Red

Hill: Bye.

Division 2 Seniors. Chelsea 17.22 (124)

d Seaford 6.3 (39). Mornington 10.11 (71) d

Crib Point 7.10 (52). Edithvale-Aspendale

21.27 (153) d Rye 7.3 (45z). Devon Mead-

ows v Hastings. Karingal 11.13 (79) d

Somerville 8.5 (53). Tyabb 12.9 (81) d Pearce-

dale 10.12 (72).

Division 2 Reserves. Seaford 11.6 (72)

d Chelsea 8.11 (59). Mornington 3.15 (33) d

Crib Point 3.9 (27). Edithvale-Aspendale 26.18

(174) d Rye 2.1 (13). Devon Meadows 7.9

(51) d Hastings 6.8 (44). Karingal 4.3 (27) d

Somerville 2.4 (16). Pearcedale 13.17 (95)

d Tyabb 5.2 (32).

Division 2 Under 19. Edithvale-Aspendale

10.8 (68) d Rye 8.9 (57). Hastings 14.13

(97) d Devon Meadows 2.3 (15). Karingal 7.8

(50) d Somerville 4.7 (31). Pearcedale 74 d

Mt Eliza 45. Mornington, Seaford: Bye.

■ Northern Football Netball League. Division 1 Seniors. Husrtbridge 8.10 (58) drew with Montmorency 9.4 (58). Macelod 20.23

(143) d Whittlesea 2.9 (21). Greensborough

14.13 (97) d Banyule 13.14 (92). North Heidelberg 25.11 (161) d West Preston-Lakeside

8.6 (54). Heidelberg 9.8 (62) d Bundoora 6.7 (43).

Division 1 Reserves. Montmorency 10.8

(68) d Hurstbridge 8.6 (54). Macleod 18.19 (127) d Whittlesea 5.2 (32). Banyule 9.14 (68) d Greensborough 6.7 (43). West Preston Lakeside 15.15 (105) d North Heidelberg 5.8 (38). Heidelberg 18.12 (120) d Bundoora 1.2 (8).

Division 1 Under 19.5. Montmorency 5.7 (37) d Eltham 4.12 (36). Greensborough 1 18.8 (116) d North Heidelberg 3.6 (24). West Preston Lakeside 15.8 (98) d Banyule 2.8 (20). Heidelberg 12.11 (83) d Bundoora 10.5 (65).

Division 2 Seniors. Northcote Park 10.11 (71) d Thomastown 8.7 (55). Panton Hill 7.9 (51) d Diamond Creek 6.6 (42). Eltham 10.21 (81) d South Morang 5.6 (36). St Mary’s

13.15 (93) d Lower Plenty 4.14 (38). Watsonia

16.9 (105) d Epping 10.3 (63).

Division 2 Reserves. Thomastown 16.4 (100) d Northcote Park 7.1 (43). Diamond Creek 9.13 (67) d Panton Hill 10.4 (64). Eltham 18.19 (127) d South Morang 8.4 (52). St Mary’s 14.14 (98) d Lower Plenty 6.3 (39). Watsonia 14.13 (97) d Epping 11.6 (72).

Division 2 Under 19.5. St Mary’s 8.4 (52) d Laurimar 6.15 (51). Diamond Creek

12.11 (83) d Lower Plenty 12.8 (80). South Morang 12.10 (82) d Watsonia 12.8 (80).

Division 3 Seniors. Mernda 23.16 (154) d Reservoir 6.5 (41). Kilmore 7.16 (58) d Heidelbereg West 8.8 (56). Kinglake 13.10 (88) d Fitzroy Stars 11.12 (78). Laurimar 8.10 (58) d Old Eltham Collegians 8.5 (53).

Division 3 Reserves. Mernda 24.18 (162) d Reservoir 0.1 (1). Heidelberg West

13.13 (91) d Kilmore 8.10 (58). Kinglake

11.6 (82) d Fitzroy Stars 6.1 (37). Laurimar

8.10 (58) d Old Eltham Collegians 8.5 (53).

Lalor: Bye.

Division 3 Under 19.5. Thomastown

13.10 (88) d Kilmore 6.17 (53). Hurstbridge

16.13 (109) d Macleod 4.11 (35). Greensborough 21.22 (148) d Banyule/Heidelberg West 3.2 (20). Mernda 15.15 (105) d Panton Hill 3.3 (21).

■ Outer East. Premier Division Seniors. Woori Yalloock 16.18 (114) d Olinda-Ferny

Creek 8.7 (55). Wandin 18.21 (129) d

Monbulk 5.10 (40).Mt Evelyn 15.9 (99) d

Pakenham 9.14 (58). Narre Warren: Bye.

Premier Division Reserves. Olinda-Ferny

Creek 18.18 (126) d Woori Yallock 2.4 (16).

Monbulk 9.8 (62) d Wandin 1.7 (13). Mt Evelyn

9.6 (60) d Pakenham 6.17 (53). Narre Warren: Bye.

Division 1 Seniors. Berwick Springs

18.13 (121) d Belgrave 5.13 (43). Officer

20.14 (134) d Hallam 6.5 (41).

Division 1 Reserves. Berwick Springs

9.17 (71) d Belgrave 6.3 (39). Offiocer 25.23 (173) d Hallam 2.1 (13).

Division 2 Seniors. Broadford 15.9 (99) d Yarra Junction 14.13 (97). Powelltown 21.22 (148)( d Yarra Glen 2.7 (19).

Division 2 Reserves. Yarra Junction

10.10 (70) d Broadford 5.8 (38). Powelltown

11.19 (85) d Yarra Glen 1.3 (9).

Under 19 Boys. Emerald 12.9 (81) d

Woori Yallock 5.5 (35). Monbulk 6.8 (44) d

Wandin 2.6 (18). Seville 10.7 (67) d mt Evelyn

2.6 (18). Seville 10.7 (67) d Mt Evelyn 8.9 (57). Officer 7.10 (52) d Upwey-Tecoma 5.6 (42). Narre Warren: Bye.

■ Southern Football Netball League. Division 1 Seniors. Chelsea Heights 14.19 (103) d St Kilda City 11.3 (69). Cheltenham

18.9 (117) d Port Melbourne Colts 12.10 (82). Cranbourne Eagles 15.12 (102) d St

Paul’s McKinnon 10.9 (69). Dingley 21.12 (138) d Mordialloc 8.5 (53). Springvale Districts 15.11 (101) d Bentleigh 12.9 (81).

Division 2 Seniors. East Malvern 18.10 (1`18) d Caulfield Bears 5.8 (38). East Brighton

19.22 (136) d Skye 7.6 (48). Keysborough

22.16 (148) d Black Rock 3.1 (19). Dovetonm

Doves 13.13 (91) d Highett 10.10 (70). Murrumbeena 12.12 (84) d Hampton Park 11.9 (75).

Division 3 Seniors. Endeavour Hills 19.15 (129) d Heatherton 5.3 (35). Frankston Dolphins 23.14 (152) d Clayton 9.2 (56). Carrum Patterson Lakes 15.16 (106) d Lyndhurst 7.9 (51). Ashwood 17.15 (117) d Narre South Saints 5.11 (41).

Division 4 Seniors. Dandenong 22.13 (145) d Lyndale 5.7 (37). Hampton 27.17 (179) d Doveton Eagles 6.2 (38). South Mornington 14.9 (93) d Moorabbin Kangaroos 10.14 (74). South Yarra: Bye.

Your

Stars

with Kerry Kulkens

Aries: March 21- April 20.

Lucky Colour Red

Lucky day Friday Racing numbers 1,7,8,4

Lotto numbers 13,21,45,11,10,33,

Don’t listen to gossip or repeat it or your reputation could take a battering. The wise will show more appreciation towards lovers. Finances tend to balance out.

Taurus: April 21- May 20.

Lucky Colour Green

Lucky Day . Thursday Racing numbers 1,7,8,4,

Lotto numbers 10,1,19,15,40,22

There could be a mystery someone in the background who is taking a keen interest in what you have been doing and many could be offered a part in some financial ventures and some will receive romantic propositions.

Gemini: May 21- June 21.

Lucky Colour fawn

Lucky day Wednesday Racing numbers 2.6.5.7.

Lotto numbers 45.6.21.5.17.11.

Don’t lend money or possessions. Friends could be deceptive without meaning too.A very social period coming up and it would be wise to plan your time in advance or you may promise to be in different places at the same time.

Cancer: June 22- July 22.

Lucky Colour Orange

Lucky day. Friday Racing numbers 3.5.8.7.

Lotto numbers 12.15.19.24.28.20.

A very tense period for most, you may avoid trouble by talking things over with partners before heading into ventures on your own or making decisions that involve others. Now there is luckier times ahead.

Leo: July 23- August 22.

Lucky Colour Lilac

Lucky day Wednesday

Racing numbers 4.8.6.1.

Lotto numbers 13.16.25.24.32.34

Imagination could get the better of you during this period and situations wrongfully read. In the romance scene there will be reasons to celebrate. For the single don’t take no for an answer you should be able to talk anyone into anything.

Virgo: August 23- September 23.

Lucky Colour Red

Lucky day Tuesday Racing numbers 2.5.6.8.

Lotto numbers 12.5.17.45.32.36.

An impatient period for most anything planned well will succeed. This week will hold many surprises and someone from the past can reappear into your life with a thud.

Libra: September 24- October 23.

Lucky Colour Cream Lucky day Monday Racing numbers 5.6.2.4.

Lotto numbers . 13.16.24.29.35.38.

You’ll need to be very diplomatic and understanding in domestic relationships to prevent fireworks. Everything will depend on harmony and most of what you’re working towards will eventuate. Many could find the career chance of a lifetime.

Scorpio: October 24- November 22.

Lucky Colour Lemon

Lucky day Wednesday Racing numbers 5.8.4.6.

Lotto numbers 13.16.24.29.35.33.

Take the opportunities as they come, much progress is indicated and although romance looks good your partner can have problems coping with your mood. Don’t try to impose your views upon others, compromise.

Sagittarius: November 23- December 20

Lucky colour Yellow Lucky day Sunday Racing numbers 2.6.3.4.

Lotto numbers 13.16.14.21.25.22.

There are a few problems in the domestic area very likely you could be pushing a willing horse too far. If you take life as it comes for the next week or so nervous tension should subside.

Capricorn: December 21- January 19.

Lucky Colour Brown Lucky day Tuesday Racing numbers 2.6.3.5.

Lotto numbers 13.16.34.33.22.7.

A tendency to go to extremes will only make difficulties for you if you push to hard you’ll only come up against a lot of opposition. Many will suddenly realise that some involvements aren’t giving only taking.

Aquarius: January 20- February 19.

Lucky colour Grey

Lucky day Friday Racing numbers 3.5.6.1.

Lotto numbers 13.15.18.24.26.5.

The unusual and different are likely to change your established routine. It is now a fast moving period for many and very profitable.A forward leap in career affairs indicated for the ambitious.

Pisces: February 20- March 20.

Lucky Colour Dark Blue

Lucky day Monday Racing numbers 5.3.6.1.

Lotto numbers 13.16.18.25.24.42.

For the deserving the favours asked will be granted with so much on offer it could be hard to know what to try first. There is a lot of attention from those who have got what it takes to get you going.