[ML DOS Books\version 1.0] An analogue digital experience explored by Marshall Lambert
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gue digital experience explored by Marshall Lambert
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[ML DOS Books\version 1.0] An analogue digital experience explored by Marshall Lambert
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Lisa del Casa never knew any better. On her head, for a hat, she wore an old newspaper.
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Who in the world would have a toucan for a pet? Lisa did. It could solve math problems and recite the alphabet.
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One day a stranger, with a face of red, stuck a lollipop inside the mouth on Lisaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s head.
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Not too soon before long a flat yellow horse pulled it out from her mouth, yelling, “Don’t eat it, it’s cursed!”
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“Don’t ever trust men with smiling, round, and red faces.” Then a clown strolled up, chiming in with his graces.
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He sold Lisa a bee that would turn the red faced man into a toad in just one sting. But, he said it in words that were... quite... confusing.
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She bought the bee so to seek her revenge. But before her long journey Lisa wanted to relax in a warm beachy trench.
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She traveled by train that had red yellow and grey wheels. And she carried the magical bee in a jar, in her bag, which, she thought was quite ideal.
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Then the clown reappeared, with eyes crazy and balancing toys. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Lisa del Casa, come with me, I want you to meet a little boy named Timothy!â&#x20AC;?
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So, she went, what else could she do? But when she arrived, oh my goodness, the boy, Timothy, was nude!
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He tempted her with fruit, not an apple, but a pear. Taking a bite, seeing double, appeared two pear shaped hares!
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Now circus music entertainingly plays while carnival typography blinks and flashes for days. Patterns and popcorn, particularly for Lisa, eventually form a buttery haze.
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“Breakfast now? With sleeping food and shakers? What’s next, I’ll be joined by the Los Angeles Lakers? I need some relief, this places makes no sense!” Lisa was starting to think she was not only blonde, but dense.
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Then Lisa awoke and looked up at the moon. “I thought I was crazy but it seems I’ve been dreaming. What else could explain that crazy clown’s scheming.” She used her red phone to call all of her friends. And that, my dear you, is how this story ends.
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