HUMOUR
Patient to his doctor: I have forgotten so many things lately, and it’s getting worse. What can I do?
Doctor: Yes, this is a known illness, unfortunately it has no cure. I’d also like to remind you about Rupees Twenty thousand that you owe this hospital?
Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr.Keshav ?” Candidate: “Personally I believe that it all depends on the company’s transfer policy.”
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me Rupees 500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?” “Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer. “No” replied the man. “OK, then write him a letter asking him for the Rupees 5,000 he owed you,” said the lawyer. “But it’s only Rupees 500,” replied the man. “Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!”
“Excuse me, sir, have you seen a police officer around?”
Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.”
“Very good, now give me your wallet, watch and tab!”
Doctor: “Every two hours.”
“No, not a soul, actually.”
A guest calls the waiter and complains, “How come there are no chairs at our table?!” The waiter shrugs, “I’m sorry but you only booked one table…”
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.” www.eklines.com
Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?” Police officer: “I don’t understand. You lost the credit card a year ago, why are you reporting it now?” Guy: “The thief wasn’t spending nearly as much as my wife used to…”
Police officer: “But why report it now?” Guy: “I think the thief’s wife got hold of it now.”
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